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Speaker 1 (00:13):
Hello everybody, and welcome to Rose Pricks. It's me Stephanie
Wilder Tailor. I'm here with Cecily Nobler. It's no light,
it's Nobler.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Yeah. A lot of people don't get that. On the
first seven tries, eighteen hundred people that are dealt Nobler. Yeah,
I told you. I went on like two full dates.
Like I knew a guy for years, like decades, because
he's like the brother of somebody that I knew, and
we went on two dates and he still calls me Cecilia. No,
(00:45):
I'm sorry Cecily Cecily, which is more common. Yeah, like
I get it, I guess, but like.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Come on, now, as you know, I have another friend
named Cecily. Sorry, I know that's hurtful, uh that she
using decided to have that name, but yeah, she same
thing for her. I think that's like a a Cecily thing.
People act like they've never heard that name before, and
I don't understand it because I think there's a lot
(01:13):
of Ceciies.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
I mean, there's probably not a lot, but I guess
after a while. But sometimes you just get hung up
on a name, like like I can't remember if it's
Lea or Leah and if I met her in real
life and she was like my bridesmaid, I probably wouldn't
know because your your brain's like, uh, I know, it's
the other thing than the thing that I'm about to say.
So I guess if you just have one of those
names that people just aren't used to like.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Uh uh oh okay, anyway, listen, enough about names. Uh,
We're gonna we have. There's a lot of names to
go through. The thing about this reunion, which we're covering
on today's show, is that, Wow, is this ever cheap?
(01:57):
I cannot understand how the Bachelor people right. I mean,
it's like advertising. Hey guys, this isn't working. We had
no viewers, so we're not going to invest money in
doing a proper reunion. So everybody show up on our
YouTube set and we're going to have shitty mics that
(02:18):
are going to go in and out for people unless
they're speaking directly in the mic. I felt like they
were doing a well, they were doing a podcast, but
you know, when you're dealing with people and then you
have to go speak into the mic, it was insane.
It was like they were doing in the back of
a van. I've never seen such like low and I
that is shocking. This is ABC, they are owned by Disney.
(02:41):
There's money to put into this. They could have had
like a real soundstage and mike them up. This was
I know they were Somebody decided like, here's what we'll do.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
We'll save money and at the same time, we'll make
it seem like they're just in You're just in their
living room with them. It's going to be more. This
is better people. Let someone pitch this as like it'll
sound like a podcast, will just be like a podcast,
and people love that. Not for The Bachelor, not for
these people. Can I just make a macro not really
quick about this, make a hundred of them, because like,
(03:10):
not only was it so cheap and that just bugged
me the whole time, but also like, these people fucking
think that they are so famous. I was getting so
agitated by that, especially fucking jess or All. Nobody gives
a shit, Nobody knows who you are. You put on
a baseball hat and some sunglasses in Dallas, you are
nobody's gonna be like, oh my god, oh my god,
(03:35):
it's just and spent. Nobody cares that much.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
It's so funny that you would say them because I
was having that about Bailey.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Oh same.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
I was like Bailey was doing a lot of like
PSAs about like online harassment, and I mean, I can't
I lost count of how many times. First of all,
we could start a drinking game, except you know that
I'm sober, but I'll be drunk by the end of it. Anyway,
of how many times Bailey said process, how many times
(04:05):
Yale said at the end of the day. These people
with their like at the end of the day and
like my process, my process, process, process, it was it
was so annoying.
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Speaker 1 (05:48):
Right, so, yeah, so they were so they're so cheap
with this set, and then they've got product integration going,
so they have yeahs of Malibu Rum like on display, and.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
I was just like, why would you not?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Okay, if you're gonna do it like a podcast, how
about this sound check?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
First? Make sure that all the microphones are working.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
I mean there were whole long things that went by
where somebody would be talking away from the mic. It
was especially with Jeremy. I feel like they just they
sabotage Jeremy and they're like, we don't really care what
you have to say, so you're not gonna have your
own mic until we really don't speak until spoken to,
and when you're spoken to, somebody else will hand you
a mic and it won't work that well, oh my god,
(06:31):
you know what.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
It reminded me of. Okay, so SNL did a sketch
on this, but it reminded me of like those when
you go to a really shitty film festival, Like somebody's like,
my short films in this film festival and then they
have a Q and a after and they're all up
and they have to share a mic, and it's everyone's
like just hitting the mic really hard as they pass
the mic to say they're dumb shit, you know what
I mean, Like anybody gives a fuck, and so they
(06:53):
do that and just like and then they get to
the person like, it was really fun to direct it. Director.
Now I'm I am also using SNL. I mean SNL
did with Vanessa Bayer the most amazing sketch on this,
so just look that up. But it's so fucking funny.
There's literally no one in the audience except Vanessa Bayer.
(07:14):
She's like about to leave and they're like, okay, the
Q and A. They set up all these little chairs
for the Q and A and she's like, oh, okay,
I guess I'll ask a question like how was it
fun to make this? And they're like, that's a you question.
Then they passed the mic down like some pa. It's
just so this is what it reminded me of.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
That's really funny because I did just go see a
movie that.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Was one of those like a screening. What did you see?
Oh well, I'm not going.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
To say what it is, but it was it was
a movie about a topic that is very close to
my heart. Okay, but but everybody was taking themselves pretty
seriously and it.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Was exactly that.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
It was the director and a person from the community,
and also somebody who was in the film that they
were all there, there were like four of them, but
one of them didn't really have.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
That much to do with the movie.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
So but then they so they were trying to include
that person, so all the a lot of it was
directed at the director and then he would just be like, uh,
that's that's you know what.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
You need to feel this one.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
And she would just be like, oh, oh, okay, I
need to feel this one.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
But always sounds like this like and then they hit
the mic a lot, so it's like this so my process,
but it's like boom mic. They think they've done a
really good job by putting the covering on the mic. Yes,
but it makes it worse somehow. It's so dumb. I
told you I walked out of though one of those
for inception. They had a Q and A after and
it was Chris Nolan, Leo DiCaprio, like the whole thing,
and it was so fucking pretentious that I was like,
(08:43):
I don't I don't care. I'm standing up mid thing
and I walked out. Oh my god, I'll go time
for this. There's desserts and stuff. So yeah, that's what
this like totally reminded me of. And they're all taking
themselves so seriously. But we start with Alex and Andrew, right,
who are pretty cute. I do like them as a couple.
They're still together. Uh.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Well, for the first thing that happens, which I thought
was funny, was wells goes, Okay, we need to start
with the most important question, Jeremy, why do you hate
old people? And I swear to god, I was like,
that is an important question if we're going to do, like,
if we're going to make this fun, why wouldn't you say, Jeremy,
we got to start with this.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
This got like a lot of backlash.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Why don't you say you don't like the goldens but
they don't eat acts like it's a joke. Well, it's
just anyway, you guys, all right, let's go and talk
about the couples. Nobody fucking cares about the couples that are.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
That are in love.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
I care about hearing that sticking up for the fact
that he said old people suck.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Fuck him yeah, fuck him always though. Yeah. I okay,
So Andrew and Alex, Yes, they're cute. I mean they're cute.
Later we see that Andrew will not let her talk,
which was really frustrating to me. She was really she's
got a very kind of quiet, she's not allowed person,
and he just was rolled. I don't think that's gonna last.
But they're cute for now.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Yeah, I kind of like, I thought it was cute
that he goes. Yeah, the first thing I did was
I made Alex.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Call all her hose. Yeah, it's funny.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
She's got a boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
I did. I liked him.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
I thought he was the least like I really came.
I really came away from this with a new appreciation
for him.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Yeah, No, I'm a fan. I just didn't like that
he talked over her when she was like really upset.
You just couldn't hear her, Probably because the mic maybe,
But yeah, I think they're cute. That was a nice
That was a nice way to start with the couples.
And then I immediately got annoyed when we went to
Spencer and Jess, like immediately, And I don't know why,
because I've been rooting for them this whole time. Yeah, yeah,
(10:48):
why was they why? Okay, first off, the way he
was looking at her was so intense with his like
new mustache.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
I was suffocated. I was suffocated watching it on my computer.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Eyes. Yeah, his eyes pupils dilated, and he was just
staring at her while she's talking, and she has one
of those things where she doesn't have vocal like sound control,
like maybe I don't know if it's a glass of
wine or I don't know what it is, but she
talks very loudly, and so she's like, yeah, it's a
little britt it's a little Brittany. Oh but not white.
But she's but a little bit more sorority Brittany. So
(11:21):
it's very Yeah, it's like I don't want to ever.
I mean, we have just been trying to just be
on the DL, but I mean you can only like
we've been trying to disguise and we can't go to
my hometown. But I'm my god, this funny. I'm so
glad you talk to us because we are getting on
a red eye to go meet my family. Now that
we can, it's like, girl, you could have before. Yeah,
no one cares that much. I know.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
First of all, I feel like they need to break
the fourth wall and go. I mean, I guess we
could have. I mean, look, we're doing we're doing our
our reunion on a podcast. I think you guys could
have gone to see, I don't think the world. I
don't think it would have been on the front page
of Page Sex.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
And if it was, it's only helping the show. Yeah,
something leaks like oh my god, I think there was
a Spencer just signing. Everybody would love it. Believe me,
the show isn't What do you think they're going to
sue you? I know you signed a thing that says
you can't do that, but they can't keep you from
like going somewhere separately. Yes, it's just ridiculous, and like
I said, it only helps the show.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Like and then they spend way too much time talking
about like Wells going like did you But by the way,
I want to say, I think Wells did a perfectly
fine job, Like yeah, Wells was great, he was fine.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Right, he was good, funny.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
He didn't hold anybody's feet to the fire. And I
think that's because he genuinely thinks he's like buds with
all these people. Yea, but I think it was funny
that like, they're not going to get Jesse Palmer to
do this. Jesse Palmer is going to be like that
is a bridge too far. You guys are funny, no.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, But notice that it was Wells
and not Hannah. Can you imagine it was Hannah? It's Hannah?
And she's like, yeah, I did not attention much to
what happened. Actually, sure, yeah, who are you? I was
just they had me and what do you call that thing?
When it's like a what was it? Thing? Like when
like with the Whitney Houston tour they had a what's
(13:14):
it called? Oh my god, it's like a not real
like a TV screen version of you, like like a hologram, Yes,
a hologram. She'd just been a hologram the whole time.
I was not actually there. It turns out I thought
I was, but they implanted memories in my brain but
I didn't even know I had they implanted them, So
(13:34):
I thought I was on the Bachelor, but I was not.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
But she's there and they're literally like, why are you here?
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Well, and she's like, and who are you?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Yeah, And she doesn't even because the memory tip has
been taken out. She doesn't know who Spencer is.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Now.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
They showed me how'd I get? They showed me pictures
of everybody. But you have a mustache, sir, and you
did not have a mustache before. Who are you.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
They basically the Spencer and uh, Jess are like, I
didn't think I would meet anybody. No, I had a
trip played with my boss.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
But then it was so weird and my boss like
what I know?
Speaker 1 (14:12):
And he's like, yeah, I mean I thought, like, best
case scenario, I'll just I'll meet somebody, but you know
we'll end up living in separate cities so that won't happen.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
And then we've all off right, it's like we already know.
And then she had the biggest news. She's like, I'm
getting the ring rest, so I can't show you, but
here's the big news, y'all. I'm moving to Dallas. No shit, Yeah,
if you're gonna move to you, yeah, of course, I
mean great. Good. They're all cute. I'm not saying they're
not cute. They have found their person, yay, okay.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
So then Keith and Kathy looks good, really good. I
was obsessed. I'm like, how does she look younger than
I do?
Speaker 2 (14:52):
At this point, like she did some good work, had
a face of major face left well, really good.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
She looked more faky though on the actual Bachelor in Paradise,
but it's almost like her face settled in and now
she just looks normal. It moves again, but it still
looks very wrinkle free.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Yep, she looks gorgeous. And Keith was being adorable. He
cried immediately.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
The only thing I want to point out, and you know,
I love Keith. First of all, Wells said at least
two or three different times that he wants Keith to
be the Golden Bachelor, and yeah, why didn't they pick him?
Maybe Keith doesn't want to. I think he does. He
got kind of a bit, didn't He never said like, no,
thank you?
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Right right? I don't know. That's on them. That's the
dumbest thing they could have ever done.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
I think he's so so lovable to me, and I
think older women would love him, and he's just he's
a good guy. But I'm a little bit worried about
his drinking because I didn't even know he.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Had a drinking problem. I thought that was Kathy that
had the drinking problem, right.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
But then Wells is like, hey, I want to apologize
to Keith for saying you drank all my booze. But
you drank all my booze, right right, and he's then
Keith is like, yeah, like my daughter called me and said, Dad,
at least you were authentic, which now is making me worried.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Yeah, that was a little weird. And while this conversation
was happening, I noticed because the camera was all off
so you could mostly see the top of Dale's head
while k Keith was talking. They didn't even zoom in
on the person that was talking. So you see Dale
and Kat and Dale looks like he's just malfunctioning and
I'm not really sure why, but he's like, his eyes
don't look right. I mean, the bot he needs to
be plugged in. I don't know what's going on there,
(16:30):
but it was. He and Kat were joking about something,
so they were laughing, which was nice. But during while
Keith was taught, I mean, that's how unstructured this shit was.
Nobody was even listening to. They probably had been there.
By the way, we got two straight hours of it.
They probably recorded for like four I bet they had
to stop and start. It seemed like there were a
couple you know, well, it seemed like a couple weird jumps.
(16:54):
I know, it looked like I guess it was live
in real time, but I don't think that it was.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
I Darren, though they speaking as a podcast producer. There
were definitely cuts. They were really there for hours. I
do think they didn't bother. I do not think it
was like a Real Housewives reunion. I think they might
have been there for like an one extra hour. But
I think that that's why they just let them talk
so fucking long, because they're like, whatever, it's a podcast, Yeah,
(17:20):
what the fuck. I fast forwarded through some parts, which
you know, I don't normally do, but there were some
parts where I was like, all right, we get it.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Oh for sure, but for sure, Okay, so Kena Parisa, Yeah, yeah,
Brian obviously no longer together. She seems to hate him,
but he's very like Kai I guess kind about it,
and he just seems like he's just he looks like
a fifties He looks like somebody that Frankie Valley would
be in like a bandwidth. Yes, speaking of the Bachelor,
(17:49):
he was like his hair. He had a little widow's
peak that he really leaned into. Yes, you know, a gel,
a lot of gel. But I still find him strangely likable,
and I can't quite plain why. I think he's kind
of funny and I think he knows it's all pretty stupid.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Yeah, he definitely. I think did not like her on
the show either, which we find out later because she
just keeps saying I hated it. It was horrible. I
think he was not nice to her. I think he
gave her no validation at all. And uh, but you
know the way they kind of try to I think
they talked beforehand and they're like, let's just be kind
to each other. So it's like the words they're saying
(18:28):
don't match the look on her face because she was
constantly like staring at him like are you fucking joking
and rolling her eyes and all the fun stuff.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
I don't think she's great. I'm not trying to, like,
you know, go in on her and she's fine, but
I wouldn't. I don't know. She seems kind of annoying
to me. Yeah, not that I have to be, not
that I have to choose sides. You know, she did
her best. She's a nice person, but I just she's
a lot like she's combing, you know, the comb the
combing of the hair, the combing of the extent, the
combing of the hair Camille and the faction of like
(19:01):
the combing extensions. The Kim Kardashian extension combing drives me
fucking crazy. Same and she doesn't also seem to have
much of a sense of humor. They were making the
joke later like what is your favorite car? Is this one?
They say it's later, what is your favorite color? I
have to ask. That was a joke, right, I guess
making fun of her, So maybe that's why she was
annoyed by it.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Well, I think they were making fun of him because
he was just so like, I'm not answering that, and
everybody was like, relax, you can have a favorite color.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
It was so stupid, And then she seemed annoyed that
isn't Lee or Leah. I still don't care. She seemed
annoyed that Leya had some sort of flirtation with him.
He's like, oh yeah, Leah helped me out with this one.
It's fusha. That's later but it was kind of cute.
But I think Priessa was like, why are you fucking
talcol like she's still in that mode? Yes, like okay,
so I don't know.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Also, this was just kind of funny because when Wells goes,
so are you guys like together? And he's like no,
you know, life got in the way, you know, like
running my restaurant and like, you know, stealing Jeremy's car,
you know, dating other women.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
It just got hard to goggle stuff. You know. We're
but we're such great friends.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
And then Wells moves off of them immediately, and and
he's like basically like sorry, guys, and they're like no, no, no,
I'm sure you'll get.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
To getting us right. They don't give us shit. So
then then we go to Jonathan and Leah.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Are you still friend zoned?
Speaker 2 (20:24):
It's like, well, they were always friend They're like, yeah,
we were kind of always friends. Are you just doing tiktoks?
Somebody said, It's like ye, yeah, we're doing tiktoks as
though again we're like, oh god, did you guys see
their TikTok today? First thing I open every day to
see their dancing. Okay, we get it. Jonathan probably shouldn't
be on the show. The show's not for him. He's
not going to find somebody. Yeah, it's not. This isn't
(20:45):
his thing.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
No, he's like I'm just too picky. Okay, then don't
come on the show. He's planning the next time. They're
all like, oh, well, when you go on next year?
What since when are all these people just think they're
slotted in for the next year. I don't want to
watch another season of these same.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
People, of course not, but we might have to because
who's the bachelor in between? You know what? I'm saying like, yeah, yeah,
we'll have Goldens again, but which I get too. All right,
So then Sean an asshole, Yeah, and he's like, are
you still going? Are you guys still going? Strong? And Alish?
Speaker 1 (21:22):
First of all, it's not Alicia or Alicia. It's Alicia,
which is such a stupid name. Nobody's saying that. No,
we'll just call her what we want to call her,
but a hole. He's yeah, that works because it's name
and a whole.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
See.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
So basically, there's been stuff. I've read stuff on Reddit.
I already knew they broke up, but I guess people
found out they broke up because of this reunion because
they're like, yeah, anyway, we broke up. Oh, she says, yeah, okay,
I need let's let's break this down. What the fuck
she's talking about? She's like, yeah, I had to go
chase some career goals in Los Angeles, and I wasn't
(21:57):
going to put my career on hold for some kind
of head heterosexual man.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Yeah, I guess she's trying to appeal to gay men
or something like she's just the friend of the gays,
like she's some kind she's Madonna, she's the new Madonna.
She all her besties are gay men and she's the
queen of them.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Got anyone down heterosexual men like you, heterosexual men are
not that important when but she's.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Not gay, like you would make.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Much sense if she was a lesbian and she was like, look,
I'm going to move to LA. I'm not going to
like put my career on hold for some for a
guy I'm not into god, you know. But it's like,
what a weird call out?
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Yeah, I think she was trying. I don't know what.
I can't speak for her. I don't want to speak
for her. I thought it was like some kind of
joke like, h not for any straight male guy, you know,
like one of those type things. I thought is what
she was saying. But then I was like, you know what,
I don't care. Yeah, I don't care. But they're saying
they're the best of friends. Oh they are not, No, hardly, So.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Let's keep going. Jeremy and Bailey they're they're doing great.
They went to Portugal to meet her mom and she's
been in New York and she's like, yeah, a lot
of people posted spoilers, and so they even they can
attest that, like, you know, we were trying to be
in hiding.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
I was wearing a wig.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
This is the part where you are probably like, Bailey,
you're not that famous.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Yeah. Yeah, He's like, yeah, she's like wigs, you know,
they wigs give out or whatever. And then Jeremy, she
talks so much. Jeremy barely gets a chance to standing.
Then he finally does and he's like, she's moving on
with Ma, he says, and then she's like yeah, and
she still kind of talks over it.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
I mean he's just why is he? He's like, what
is he? What is this? Why is he wearing the
white blazer? What is happening? I just he's so awful.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
He and his true colors are going to come out
a little bit later in this, which we'll get to
where he just he gets so mad so fast. Right,
he's a problem. Yeah, I think you're right. She's moving
on with Ma.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Nah. Okay, was like, yay, nobody cares something. Yeah, I
wrote down this thing. We talked for a long time. Bailey.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
She went on about like all the travel. The biggest
thing is understanding, like my lifestyle like a travel a lot,
but I'm spending as much time in Oh no, maybe
this is oh maybe this is probably Dale.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Oh yeah, Dale and Kat they had to restart the same.
You know, they're in a great place. Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
I of all the people, Bailey and Dale talk the most.
Those two should probably be together. I would say Bailey
a little bit more than Dale. Dale talks a lot,
but Bailey really is just like, oh my god, what
are you talking about? But Dalaley Dale talks so much. Okay,
Bailey says process a million times, but Dale does that
(24:51):
bachelor speak ten toes down standing up business you know
is so much. She's like yeah, like you know, like
build the relationship goals, relationships strong and tight as possible,
like San Diego. I mean, like we just want to
be together. We want to do this the right way.
Like we had a real a natural arc of our relationship,
(25:13):
like you know, blah blah blah. We have the triggers
that popped up, like and we had the moment like
where we manage the meltdowns and like we had to
stand up for our partner. And then he does all
the stuff and he ends it with the ten toes down,
you know, debted ride for you, ride for me.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
I was like, oh my god, stuff talking about that's
all that. And then Kat finally pops in and she's like, yeah,
I even find myself saying debting it. Nobody, nobody, you
know you didn't. She's like, yeah, my friend's like, what's that.
It's like, oh, it's a thing. He's like, in New York,
it's a thing. No, it's not. It is not. I
do not think it is. I have a lot of
friends in New York, and I have never heard of
any of them say debt it. I'm debting it. I mean,
(25:52):
I could be wrong because I don't really hang out
with the young uns. But what now.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Kat comes across as pretty. I think she's very well spoken, right,
but I do think she's probably a bitch, and I
think everybody knows it. And later they call her out
and she does little things that give herself away, like
she's like, yeah, I wouldn't normally go on vacation in
(26:18):
the tropics, but there was air conditioning, so I agreed.
Who says I wouldn't ever go on vacation in the tropics?
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Oh, I'm too good. Yeah I don't.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Oh because of the bugs thing, I think No. I
think she was meaning that it's hot, Oh right, right,
But I think her thing is like the big bugs.
I think that's her I mean, that is her big thing.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
I just thought it was elitist to be like, yeah,
I wouldn't go, I wouldn't vacation.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
To push back, I hear you, But I don't think
that's what she meant. I really don't. What if this
was just like the biggest fight and you're like, why
do you love cats so much? I don't. I just
I really think they're to.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Me, Cecily, I don't.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
I have a problem with people who have a problem
with the tropics.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
I don't think it would be anything elitist about saying
I don't want to go to that. I think her
big thing was these huge bugs, and that's where you're
gonna find those. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
I just think I think she's tough and a pretty
high maintenance person. And I think, oh, for sure, everybody
found her to be that way, but nobody likes to
go up against her.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Yes, she's got some stuff. Absolutely agree with that.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
So dale Has asked how if he liked the Oh wait,
I wrote, Okay, there's a whole boring part where Jess
and Spencer talked about, Oh, everybody's like the challenge. She's
the challenges were so great because we got to learn
about each other. I know, just the challenge is a relationship.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Yeah. Well, first he asked, like, what did you think
about them? Wells is like, what did you think about
the money aspect of it? And they're like some of
them liked it. They're like I like these weird childs.
Yeah they say all that. They're like, yeah, I like
the challenges because we got to really learn, Like what
a weird way to learn about your now fiance doing
a hopes challenge? Yeah, where were you born? I'm trying
(28:03):
not to die, so hold on, just like okay, I'd
rather just go to dinner, but like I get it
something else, some different. Yeah, ten toes down, she's moving
in with mah. Yeah yeah, so yeah they see.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Dale As asked if he liked the challenges, and we
get a bunch of like, you know, standing on business
ten toes down, running up.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
The Flag Bowl.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Then Wells says, which I thought was kind of a
little refreshing. He's like, yeah, I really didn't think the
money thing was going to work. And I could relate
to this because I could imagine, you know. The producers
are like, so, Wells, here's what we're.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Going to do. There's going to be this big twist
this season.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Couldn't you imagine being there and just in your mind
going like that is not going to work.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
That is not going to work, right, And it's his
money on the line too, that's his job too. So
he's like, can we not? God, I got a baby
with what's her face? Yeah, Sarah Hyland.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
They're like, listen, we're not going to be able to
push through your rais for this year.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
And he's like, are you are you kidding me? Like?
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Can I can? I? Can I set up a tip
jar like on the bar. They're like no, this is
a TV show And he's like, but I'm but I'm
actually making drinks and you guys aren't giving me a raise.
They're like, sorry, take it or leave it. We've got
to do this prize, right.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
That's a so okay. Bailey and Jeremy I have a
long thing so long.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Oh Bailey, they're asking about, yeah, if they thought that
having the Goldens, you know, added anything, and Bailey immediately.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Is like, oh my god, I'm good.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
This is my moment. I'm going to be the star
of this YouTube podcast reunion. I love the Goldens, oh
my god, like I was.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
I just love them so much. It was so special
to me. It's oh god, so yeah, that goes. But
I have This is when the phone called a Susie
conversation came up.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
I don't have that yet. I have Wells basically saying, yeah,
there was like a vibe change when the Goldens came.
But I've found it interesting that they only had one
Golden Bachelor couple there. Yeah, good call, good point. A
ton of Golden Bachelor people. Why wasn't Leslie there? I
think it's because they all or what about Captain Kim
(30:28):
and Faith?
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Oh my god, we're still together. That is so I
didn't even notice that those two broke up. By the way,
Captain Kim and Faith, yeah yeah, but they're still really
good friends. So don't worry. Is she gonna bang another
one of the mansion men? And then she gets to
sing like she's like I just I just need to
like sow my wild oats with other mansion men. Yes, yeah,
(30:51):
the mentioned men, the mighty mighty mention men.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Uh oh, so okay, I know what you're getting to.
But basically Dale is asked about the whole debted thing
and he does admit, which I thought was kind of funny.
He basically admits he was drunk a lot because during
because he's like, yeah, I was feeling too good, you know,
drank too much rose, and you know, triggers came up.
(31:17):
And then he's like, which, you know, I was wrong,
but we can have a difference of like, we have
a difference in communication. That's when then Wells goes over
to Jeremy and Bailey and asks when their connection started,
and he's like, yeah, first day, day one, where daw one,
we're sitting down the couch like next.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
To wait, wait, wait, back to Dale. I want to
say really quick because you said that, Yeah, I want
to take We're tough on him because he's a he
seems so he's so bachelor, speaky robot guy, but then
again he's also kind of chill, like he's just a
cute guy on a show. He hooks up with somebody
he wants to kiss somebody else. He doesn't really know
exactly how to deal with that. She's cat's a little crazy. Yeah,
(31:57):
you know, not using wrong word. But so he and
you just be like, yeah, all right, we're not going
to talk about that anymore. Ye I kiss tell you, Joe.
That's like the nature of the show, right, Either we're
going to move on or we're not. But like he
handled himself pretty well, all said and done, to use
his or whatever he says, yeah at the end of
the day. At the end of the day, I agree
with yeah, So we'll give him. We'll give him that,
(32:17):
all right. So then Bailey.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Jeremy process process, process, Like we didn't want to like
lock in on first day, but you know, process process.
But I feel like we both did a good job
of like constantly like processing and like choosing each other,
and like I didn't want to like leave Paradise without
processing like any regrets I just wrote. And it's boring,
(32:39):
and I blame Bailey for sure.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
But and then they're talking about they talk about the
well I guess wells brings up the phone call to
Susie and hearing him talk about it is so cringe
hearing him say anything. So Dale jumps in and defends Jeremy.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
He's like, yeah, he goes amid some fairest stipid mistakes,
but we already talked about it like one million times.
He's basically kind of kind of trying to put everyone
on notice that he's not interested in talking about this anymore.
And it's like, Jeremy, you're on a reunion, so we're
going to talk about it.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
But he goes apologies answer even his answer is terrible.
His answer is, well, she was going on a debt,
so I'll jealous. So that's why I made a call.
I was jealous. Well that's already very controlling and manipulative
and like also real retaliatory, Like, oh so this is
who you are. She went on a date, as per
the show, somebody asked her on a date, and then
(33:35):
so you're just like got slizzibaka Rottena. I like her.
I mean, yeah, how do you not? How do you
not address that?
Speaker 1 (33:42):
He even says. The funny thing is he's like, yeah,
I guess I shouldn't have been mad because she went
on a date, because I went on a date literally
the day before.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
Right, but she told me this is what he says.
But she told me she was here for me, what
not for me? For ma?
Speaker 1 (34:00):
And then he says, the date that I went on
was really great. It was a really great day. So
you know, it was a tough decision. Okay, So you're
saying it was a tough decision for you and you
felt betrayed because she went on a date, even though
you're like, yeah, I didn't even know what I wanted
to do, and it.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Was a tough decision except that you chose Susie. And
the only reason it wasn't Susie is because she wouldn't
come back, right, It wouldn't have lasted. But that you
made the decision, dude, right, and then you ended up.
Then you were like, oh, well that was stupid. The
lady whose name we will not use, we can say
her name, because that was the only interesting part of
the entire thing. Yeah, we have to say. And then
(34:41):
wells asked like, well what if Susie, what if Susie
did come back? And that that opened the whole conversation
to like, you should have you should have told Bailey
ahead of time, you should have given that's where the
whole Well, then the thing comes in yeah, well basically yeah,
so but Bailey.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
Right before this is so trying to deflect because she
keeps going like process, process, process, like we're processing things,
like you have to have empathy for people's process. And
it was hard to watch because I swear to god,
I was like, she just said process like twenty times.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Oh but sure she doesn't she.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
It's all bullshit like process speak and nothing about how
she really felt watching it.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Never she eat. It was so weird because.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
She seems so too like, yeah, like I just have
empathy for people, like you know, everybody had to watch
partners like behind their backs, like moments of doubts process, process, process,
Oh my god. Oh yeah. So then yeah, so Wells
goes what would you have done? And he's like, yeah,
it would have been like oh fuck. And then Wells goes,
well who knew about this? And a bunch of people
(35:47):
raise their hand. Kathy raises their hand, Brian raises his hand,
and then Kat goes, well, there's levels, what are you
talking about? And then Spencer this was ridiculous. Before we
really get into it, Spencer's like, I can't. I don't
like Spencer. I don't dislike him. He's not a bad person,
(36:09):
but I don't care about him. He's like, yeah, guys, oh,
let me tell you something. There's rumors that travel around
every day. There's like twelve and a half rumors.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
So like, I, no, there's not about this unless you're
just talking about like the big picture, but not about
the Bachelor. Nobody. It's no again they think they're so famous.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Right, But he's like, listen, there's so many rumors and
it shouldn't be anyone's responsibility to let people know what
the rumors are. And like then he fucking congratulates everybody
for how much bravery it takes to go on a
TV show. And then he goes, yeah, at the end
of the day, like you know, process, process, process, Well,
(36:53):
what are you talking about? Okay, So then this is
the part, this is where it gets a little slightly juice.
He then Kat says, yeah, well, after seeing it back
and seeing what was actually said on the phone call,
like I would have basically handled things differently. She's like,
I would have given it twenty four hours before I
told Bailey, and I would have told you you need
(37:15):
to like you need to tell her.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
But and then he goes, but uh oh, because she
says she wouldn't have wanted what's her name Bailey to
be embarrassed, and then Jeremy Is jumps on her. I goes, oh,
he didn't want her to feel embarrassed, and she goes, yeah,
I didn't want her to feel embarrassed watching it back,
and I would have said something. Unfortunately, it did have
(37:41):
to fall on Brian to say something because you know
he actually heard it from you, right, But did you
notice that nobody actually really apologized to Brian.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
For going but not at all. Well, they don't like
Brian seemingly, and he doesn't give a shit. That's one
of the things I think that's so sexy about him
is he's just like he so doesn't give a shit.
So yeah, I noticed that too, But they don't care
about him.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
So let's break here, because then we're going to get
into We're going to get into like Bailey's reaction to
this and the kind of the argument between Alex and Bailey,
which I thought was interesting.
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