September 9, 2025 • 45 mins
Part 2 of our recap of the low quality Bachelor in Paradise reunion.
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Speaker 1 (00:14):
Welcome back party people. It's part two of our Real
not Real Housewives. What am I talking about? It's part
two of our Bachelor and Paradise reunion. At the big episode,
they played in.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
The back of a van. Yeah, they pulled out all
the stops. They didn't even probably have water on set.
They're like, this rum is great that it's sponsoring the show,
but could could we get just like like some.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Tap tap water.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
I mean, they didn't have their own microphones. They didn't
and it's like the mics were all on, so you
could hear I could hear Alex. I didn't say this
the first round, but you could hear Alex breathing every
time that I could tell it was her because you
could see her like breathing really heavily into the mic.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Well, other people were talking, and she'd be.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Like, I know, because but then the people that were
talking that didn't have a mic, their mics weren't on properly,
so somebody would just start talking and then it would
take like it would take a full minute for them
to catch up and turn their mic on, so you
could hear them right. So there you were basically hearing
them picked up on other people's mind the wrong mics
(01:17):
were on, but hey, I'm sure the producers were like, well,
we don't. We're not podcast producers. And even if they were,
it's not normal to do a podcast with twenty people.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Right, right, So normal filment for a.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Fucking TV show. You're as just as we.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Said, Disney, it's ABC, who's owned by Disney, who's owned
by someone probably even some conglomerate that we don't even know,
some sort of dark money thing that's had. There's money there.
You can put them on a set and give them
little like mics.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
There's so many Arabia money. What we just start turning
it into this.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Is really weird TV.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
It's Russian TV, like real, that's like a real thing,
because we know people who are sponsored, like Russian TV's
sponsors their podcast for real, for real, So like, how
does that work?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
How do we get that they give them a lot
of money?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
And then just all of a sudden, we're saying things
like all these weird QAnon things and they're like, Cecily,
when did you start thinking that you could just drink
bleach instead of get a COVID shot. I'm like, don't
fucking worry about it. I've always thought that.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
And then we have to flash like a little RT
and we're sponsored by Ivermectin. Listen, all right, So here's
where we left off. We left off where Jeremy is
kind of getting confronted about the Susie thing, and Kat
has just said that like she hadn't seen it, she
didn't know what really happened, so when she watched it back,
(02:41):
she was like a little bit shocked. Everybody was a
little bit shocked. And Jeremy's whole attitude is like everybody
needs to calm down, like.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Yeah, it's hard to handle this, like took car of that.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Yeah. So Bailey makes the longest speech again about processing processing.
She I think she talked two minutes straight, and how
she's like her whole thing is like she's like, guys, yes,
after processing it, like Jeremy should have told me first,
but since he didn't process, process process, next up is
(03:13):
that Alex should have told me. But then she says,
like twenty times, she's like, but I gave everyone grace.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Oh my god, she said grace so many times. Yeah,
and then as so now it's Alex is going to.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Try to talk. She's very nervous, right, But.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
First, Bailey's whole thing too in here is how she
gave everyone grace. But she's really upset because she received
a lot of hate. What hate? Bit? What are you
talking about? This makes no sense. She's really, as the
kids say, centering herself in this. Absolutely nobody cared that much.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
She any hate at all.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
In fact, Alex is the one that got hate because
oh my gods, trying to say she keeps trying to
say that, no one will let her say it, including Andrew, Yes,
which was a little frustrating.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Did I just say frustrating?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Frustrating? It was frustrating. It was frustrating.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
So how to go down to the library and get
the word? So turn on that spiegoat that spy goot.
So she's like, Jeremy should have told me. But you
know what, here's what's really upsetting. This is Bailey speaking
is there were some tweets and then I just made
a note to myself.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
I was like, I forgot that Andrew tweets. We did
talk about this on a Patreon episode which I can't
go back and listen to. But it was something Andrew
and it wasn't even that bad. Andrew was being basically
a little bit sarcastic, right, because he was annoyed because
everybody was coming for Alex. And I think in his
(04:45):
tweet he basically said it wasn't Alex's responsibility to tell you,
but Bailey's like, but Alex was sharing a room with me,
so Alex should have told me. So basically, wells asks Alex,
you've been eating like a lot of heat, so would
you do anything differently? And then Alex is like, oh
(05:05):
my god, I've apologized so many times to Bailey. I've
totally owned up to my part, and we like.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
We're friends, didn't they go on vacation together, So they're like,
are we good? Yes?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Yes, and that's what she says. She goes, this is
what really hurts me is Jeremy and I were friends.
I told this is Alex's perspective. She goes, I told
Jeremy that he needs to tell her, and Jeremy said,
I already told her we're good, and then Jeremy goes, no,
I didn't not.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
I've never said that. I'm not she's with She just
says that never, I.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Never said it, and then Alex is like, fuck, yeah
you did, dude. It's on tape, like roll the tape.
She and I totally believe her. She goes, we were
standing near like some island, and and Jeremy goes, well,
I never said that. I said I was gonna tell her,
and I said, we're good, and Alex, it's like, okay, whatever.
(06:01):
You basically said, we're good and that you talk to
her and you're good. I Jeremy is so defensive here.
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(07:08):
ii A. Heck, yeah, so I mean do it they
could all use that? Well maybe yeah, I mean some
of them more than others. Yeah, but yeah, they could
use something up there. But so Alex is very nervous,
like she's very nervously trying to just calmly though stayed
her case, and no one's listening to her.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Right, So, then Andrew and I was on Andrew's side
on this. He tries to jump in a little bit,
which I thought was sweet, and he's like whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa whoa. He's like, I don't see why, Like my
partner had to be destroyed. She was destroyed over this,
and you haven't taken any accountability to Jeremy. And then
Jeremy's like, whoa, I took accountability. I went on the
(07:52):
Half Bachelor Happy Hour podcast and took accountability. He's so mad,
so mad, we really judged to be judged him wrong
on What's On Jens.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Yeah, but we we got it. We got it like
halfway through. I think we got it.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
I think it took us too long. If we're I
think we need to take accountability for the fact that
we I think we gave him a lot of grace,
as Bailey would say, because we're like this Jewish and
likes sweet. He's got to be sweet.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
And he loves Yeah, there was like that thing.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
He seemed familiar in some ways, but I don't know
what it is. I don't know if he's just maybe
he's tired, maybe he's checked out and it's hard to
be on camera all the time.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
I mean, honestly, maybe it's just not his venue.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
But the reason that it's hard to defend him so
I'm not going to, is because he ended up being
friends with what's his face Devin, who really was, as
we've said, maybe the most sociopathic person to ever be
on any Bachelor.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Yep, Devin is like diabolical.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
I honestly hope that the Bachelor like sued him for
false sort of falsifying like his intentions.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
To use that word.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
So the fact that all that happened and Jeremy still
went out to like clubs with him, Oh.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
So medi called him. It's bro.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Yeah, I can't like, you know, I like to stick
up for the underdog and that could have been Jeremy
in this case.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
But I can't do it. I just won't. He sucks.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
So Alex says, is trying to talk to Bailey and
trying to stick up for herself, and she's like, I
just want to say one thing. And I just want
to say one thing, which is that I thought Alex
looked so beautiful. Yes, all her makeup was so understated.
She had this really like fresh, bare faced look but
still made up. I think she looked like how uh hey,
(09:44):
I'm what's her name? Pam Anderson is trying the vibe
fo yeah yeah yeah, and I love it like dew
we yes. So she says, she's like, listen, there's you guys.
You came to visit us in Chicago and we talking
every day and then and I was I had apologized
(10:04):
to you, I'd take an accountability. We talked all the time.
Then when it aired, it seemed like you were more
upset with me than you were at Jeremy who's not
taking any accountability, and that really hurts my feelings. So
Bailey makes this big speech again. She's like, I just
don't want anyone getting hate and you know, and you know,
(10:27):
I'm really sorry, but like all I said on the
Happy Hour podcast was that if it happened, if it
was me, I would have handled it differently. But I
totally understand of other people like don't want to get
involved in drama and don't stand up for me, Like
I totally get it if you're just kind of a
bad person who's like doesn't ride for your girlfriends, like
not a girl's girl. But like for me, I'm like,
(10:49):
I guess. I guess I'm saying, like I'm just more
of a girl's girl, Like I'm just a good person,
like I go to church and stuff, so.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Like I just have ale things differently, right, And she
goes differently.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
She goes, Yeah, like we were roommates, she says, and
we were sharing all of our secrets, like our whole life,
like we were best friends since we were like seven
years old, and like, you know, I just think I
would have handled it differently.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
But process process, process, end of the day, Like, you know,
the thing that really bothered me the most was the tweet.
And Andrew's yeah, what are you talking about? That's the
thing that that's the thing that bothered you. Not So
it's so weird that Bailey has watched this back saw
how horrible Jeremy was and is mostly mad at Andrew's tweet.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Right, Yes, it's insane. And also then we had to
just listen to it for so long. Oh, this conversation,
it was so Also then Andrew says, oh, this was interesting.
Andrew really is sort of like doesn't give a fuck.
Andrew says to.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Brian basically like, you guys were well he says, you
guys were or maybe Sean says. Sean says, you guys
were all mad at Brian. This is what happened at
the time, but now you may mad at Jeremy. Make
it make sense. And Then Andrew says to Brian that
(12:15):
he wishes that Brian had I don't know something about
he wishes he said it to Jeremy. Oh, yeah, he
wishes that. He said to Jeremy, like, you need to.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Tell her or I will or he did, though I
think he did say that to him, if I remember
in the episode, I think he did.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
I don't think so. I think Brian just decided to
take it upon himself, and I think he thought it
was either going to help him or backfire, and it backfired.
But then Andrew is like, also, by the way, Brian,
I didn't like the way you were treating Parisa. Brian's like,
what do you mean? What do you mean, bro? And
He's like, yeah, you were just like really angry and
pretty disrespectful towards her. And then Brian's like, oh, do
(12:57):
you have a lift, bro?
Speaker 3 (12:59):
You didn't say that. He didn't even say that, but
you're you're right, no, he and he was a dick
to her. He was, but I mean it.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
And then Brian's like, what, like a lot of things
were taken out of context, like I never mistreated her
in any way. And then they go they pan over
to Parisa just side eyeing. Yes.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
She her eyes get kind of wide, like okay, buddy, yeah,
she is not having it at all.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
I'm surprised he was.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Like I was just thinking about my restaurant, you know.
Just always I always think of him in like Mark
Wahlberg voice.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
He's like, you gotta know he just can I read
you guys the specials. They're like, no, we're at We're
we're doing a podcast right now. He's like, like, what
is his restaurant too? What if he's just like my restaurant,
you know, Wallburger's.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Like, that's not you. That's definitely not you. That's definitely Wahlberg.
I mean that's like, that's in the name of the thing,
you know, my restaurant, Like, how is it your restaurant?
Speaker 3 (13:52):
I go there a lot. You have to explain everything
to you.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
I can't really do.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Is he from Massachusetts? Or am I just assigning that
to him?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
I don't know. I think he probably is.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
He seems like a Boston bro. But I can't, which
I usually love, right, I know why. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
It's just like I think it's so sexy those guys,
but not necessarily him, because he can be a dick.
But yeah, Andrew was definitely the hero. We didn't know
that we were going to get he haastood up for
the right things.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Yeah, but then Alex grabs the mic. Yeah, She's like, guys, guys, guys,
can I say one thing?
Speaker 3 (14:24):
She pops back in there is what I put.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
She's like, the reason, Okay, everybody, can I please have
the room's attention for a moment, because no one they wouldn't.
She's like, what the reason I didn't tell Bailey was because,
like Jeremy and I were friends coming into Paradise, and
Jeremy had already told her that he already told me
(14:49):
that he was really interested in Bailey. So when Bailey
went on a date with Andrew, like I knew Jeremy
was just like really really really into Bailey, so like
you know, I just was like really hoping for the
best for them.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
So then she did.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Say all that.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
I mean, she made her case and it made sense.
She was like, yeah, it's just gonna wait. Like I
know that it was crazy, but I didn't want to
jeopardize their Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
And then Jeremy makes is super passive aggressive and he's like,
hey guys, yeah, like I just want to thank like
the cool people here, like the people who in my back,
like Dale and Sean and Jonathan and Leah for being
good friends to me. And then andrews. I loved Andrew
here too. He's like, dude, what the fuck? He's like,
this is insane. He's like Alex texted you every fucking day.
(15:35):
We texted you all the time, all the time, and yeah, yeah,
I yeah, I mean it was he was really on
fire and he was and I believe everything. Andrew says
me too, Andrew the oh my god, to steal bachelor speak.
Andrew was the only one that came across like his
like himself, like authentic, authentic.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Down bro.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Okay. So yeah, so now it's time for fan questions.
Which was my I guess was the first one? The
favorite color? Uh no, the first one. Well, it's a
it's kind of about that. It's for Brian and it's
asking would he do the same thing again? M it's
(16:23):
like end of the day. Well, basically they're asking him
if he would do the same thing again by telling Jerrem,
by telling uh Bailey right, And he's like, yeah, ten
Toe's downs done by it, like yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
And he's not wrong, He's actually not wrong about it.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
So and he says, he goes the reason I didn't
want to tell everybody that I'd done it. Basically they're
asking him, like I think, basically a lot they're asking
him if he regrets it because it it backfired. And
he says, yeah, that's why I didn't like tell people
that I was the one who said it, because I
knew they were all going to be mad, and they were.
(16:59):
They were all fucking crazy about it. And the he
goes now the viewers when the viewers reaction was different, and.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
I have a little, a little insight when you're okay
real quick, because I looked him up. He is not
a Boston bro. I don't know why I've given him
that accent. His last name is Ots.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Did you know that.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Au t Z ran Ots thirty four years old now
aesthetics consultant from a Boynton Beach, Florida. He's a Florida dude,
which we're not going to hold against him. We don't
know what you know what that means. But he brings
I think this is either AI written this sounds of AI.
But he brings his coastal cool to Bachelor in Paradise. Oh,
(17:38):
this is from his bio. Probably he's training Roses for
sunsets in hopes of finding something real this time, Bryan
OTTs au t Z. I just it's so interesting because
we never often talked about their last name and they
are a real people.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
It's weird.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Yeah, but Florida does does for me make sense?
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Yeah, although he's from a I want to know more.
I want to know more. I think I think that
he's like a he's like a little mystery box, a
little special. I think.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
I don't know. I'm just curious. I'm looking at by
the way, he has a story up right now.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
You want to do an unboxing?
Speaker 3 (18:17):
I'd like to unbox on my body. No, gross, I
don't want to do that. He's so cheesy. Oh sorry.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Every everything he has up has a you want Brian
to unbox you. He has a little on his on
his Instagram, he has a botox needle emoji just says
medical aesthetics. I don't think i'd go to him. I
think he overdes I think he gives. I'd be like, yeah,
I'm just looking for like ten, you know ten whatever.
You'd be like, let's do fifty. I don't think so.
(18:48):
I think it's too much. Oh yeah, he's wearing like white.
Oh my god, he's so fucking gross. I've changed my
never mind forget everything I said about Brian ods.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
I don't want to be with him.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
So uh day Bill, Yeah basically comes in here and
so basically, oh my god, I'm saying basically a lot,
I'm going to watch that. So Brian says that the
viewers had a different take on it, but that everybody
on Paradise was mad at him. So then Dale tries
to defend himself and does not do a good job, right, like, yeah,
(19:19):
like I wasn't really mad at Brian, you know, he
was just like Tento's.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Down, like he said, Brian was what he said, my homie.
I'd like to tell you exactly he said, that's my homie. Yeah,
that's my helmie, Like that's my dude. But you did
not stick up for him in the moment.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
He's he says, well, yeah, I just like, you know,
what I wanted him to do was like to tell me,
like just you know, let me in on it, like
tell me like, like, you know, just be open about it.
What that is not what you wanted In the moment,
you all you were all talking about how, oh he's
going to do it to me if he was, if
he's not going to be like loyal to Jeremy, why
(19:54):
is he why isn't he he might not be loyal
to me? It made no sense.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
It made no sense. And by the way, just digging
a a little bit.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
More to Brian OTTs, he is not originally from Florida,
but I was wrong about Boston.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
He's originally from Long Island. So the East Coast vibe was.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Legit, yes, too legitqu it was too legitiquate for sure.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
So because that was like something wasn't totally adding up.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
I'm trying to figure out if he's the he's the
I'll just keep looking, you keep going, and I'm just
gonna I'm gonna find some information on him.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Okay, So Parisa is now asked about meeting Brian on
the beach, and she's so vague. She's just like, yeah,
you know, like I was attracted to him, but it
just didn't work out because you know, like, oh, she's.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
So annoying in that speech.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
She's like, yeah, she's combing her hair, her extent. She's
like he was tall, I guess, and he's like, thanks
for the compliment. He's getting annoyed too because she's so
weird about it. And then this is when she's like, yeah,
they're like, are you seeing anybody? Yeah, I'm seeing someone,
and he just starts laughing. I'm not sure why that
was funny to him. Yeah, but he did you notice that? Like,
(21:00):
what was that about?
Speaker 1 (21:01):
I don't know, and she's so like she looks like
as you would say, pretty xanaxt out. Yeah, it's just like, yeah,
I just kept trying and trying, but then like I
just I hit a wall and I just decided to
move on because I'm not getting any younger. Okay, you're
acting like you're a golden right, shout at Parisa. So
then wells goes Brian watching it back, was there anything
(21:25):
you would do differently with Parisa? And you go this is?
This is where he goes, well, I guess I could
have just answered what my favorite color is? You know,
it's a long day, uh, you know, feathers, feathers, you know,
and she's like yeah, but we were all hot and
we were all like in feathers. So I think this
(21:46):
is the part where she's like, look because I stopped
taking notes in some places, but I do kind of
And I.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Said, like, what is your favorite that's the sorry favorite
color conversation? Yes, well says it all right, Brian, what
is it? And then he's like, well, I mean Lena
told me it's fusion, and she's so Parisa is so
not impressed she's like, yeah, funny, Yeah, it's a dumb conversation.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Yeah, it's really really dumb. And also, you know what
we're finding out is that they and you know what,
I'm going to almost side with Brian here. Oh yeah,
take this for what you will. But he's basically saying
that they'd been filming for like twelve hours. They'd been
filming all day, right since breakfast. Then they had this
(22:31):
whole ceremony where they're dancing and dressed like peacocks or
remember that whole thing, and doing their peacock dance for
each other.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Well, how could I forget that? Remember it? Can you
hime out?
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Like what, let's replay it? I don't remember it all
of course, because he taught and everyone noticed. Everybody was like,
why does Brian look so good in this weird like
eighties skyliner.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
So his take is that, you know, he's been there
all day, he's tired, and he got kind of salty
for the He just wanted to be left alone and
they and Prisa agrees that we thought the cameras, we
thought we were getting this prize, this VIP suite, and
that we would have some private time, but they just
kept on filming us, which I have to say I
(23:11):
would be annoyed too, wouldn't you be annoyed? You'd be like,
I'm not really getting paid over time, You're acting like
you're doing me a favor by allowing me to be
on this show, and you just won't let.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
Us rest or box right agree.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
While, by the way, people will well that Prisa was
combing her hair, I just wrote it looks I think
Dale's sleeping. You got real quiet and his eyes kind
of closed for a long time, and like nail asleep. Yes,
I would be too. I would have one hundred percent
checked out at this point.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
So next thing I have that I took notes on
is that they asked Sean to talk about the birth
the birth of Parliament to Paradise.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
My god, it was so awful.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
And then there's this I want this to be Survivor
does like yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
And then there's such bullshit and I just wrote it
down because I was like, well, it's happening, so I'll
write it down. But he has a bone to pick
with Kathy and Keith. Yeah. Uh. And then Kathy's Kathy's
really going to town on this thing. She's like, do
you know when you said to me, like, h Alicia,
Lesia and I are the strongest couple. And I said, no,
(24:18):
you're not, because you know, do you not know that
Spencer and Jess are engaged in case you missed it,
And then she's being funny. He goes, yeah, I know that,
and then she's like yeah, and also Keith and I
are announcing our engagement and then everyone's like, you guys, kiss, kiss, kiss,
and then they.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Do kind of kiss and it's cute. They use like
full tongue.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
It gets really I mean, I think what Stephanie doesn't
want to share is that he took his pants off,
and because it was sort of supposed to be like
a live vibe, they just left it in. He was like, no,
when we can fuckt He's like, it's no, we're just kidding,
we're not really.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
Keith just full on took his pants off and he
was like look, He's like.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Look, guys, I can still I'm sixty three, but look
how hard I am. And everyone was like, oh my god,
so cute. Good for you. And the girl dad, girl dad,
Oh my girls. Is the grossest thing we've ever said
on the show.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
So sorry, trigger trigger up.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
Okay, but you're walls up right now. Okay, So then
this was a little bit funny somehow. Brian says, yeah,
but you're forgetting that. You say you're invested in all
the couples, but like, what about me and Prisa? And
Kathy goes, you mean Parsa and I or or he
says Prisa and I and she goes Prisa and me.
(25:45):
And he's like, because you know what, I'm wrong yeah,
and she's like, no, I'm not wrong.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
I'm an English major. And he's like, no, you're wrong.
Kathy goes, no, Summa cum lad, So trust me on this.
I thought it was funny.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
I'm loving I'm kind of loving her, I know.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
And then Kathy says to Brian, which none of this
really makes sense because there is no rhyme or reason
why people were voted off. It was all about vibes
and who liked to better. I had nothing to really
do with strongest couples who needed the money forget all
that stuff. But Kathy is so serious about this. She's like, Bryan,
(26:22):
the reason I voted you off is because Parisa was
so stressed out. She was not happy. And I said
you because I'm a mom and Keith is a girl dad,
and like, I'm a mom, so as a mom, I said,
this poor girl, she needs to go home and like
figure it out and not be up for the money.
And then Parsa is confused. Gah has that puzzled look
(26:45):
and she's like, yeah, yeah, yeah kind of Yeah I did,
I mean, I guess I did. I did say I
was unhappy she's she's confused. It's pretty funny. Yeah, yeah,
she might be on a little sum some I don't know.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Maybe something we sell and maybe something we love.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
I don't know what she's taken. But yeah, she's just chilling.
Maybe she's just over it. Yeah, maybe she's just over it.
I don't know with her.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
And then in my notes, I wrote, Okay, I'm kind
of being general because nothing's really happening here. I said,
just Dale's talking and talking and talking and talking about
couples being individual and everybody's in an individual relationship, relationships
or individual nobody's really stronger because it's not about how
you start, it's about how you finished. Ten toes down,
ten toes.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
Down, Yes, standing on business, Yeah, it's a lot.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
It's just a lot, like don't give, don't pass the mic,
to him or Bailey.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
And then there's a bunch of bullshit about well, Alisha's like, yeah,
the women like really respected each other, but like I
don't like that. I don't know they voted, Uh, I
don't know. Alisha's like there were times where like Sean
voted for Brian and Prisa, but I didn't because that's
like my girl. But like Sean and I were on
(27:59):
the same page. But then and also kind of not
so like because I'm a girl's girl.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Oh yeah, she's a girl's girl. And then she's a
real girl's girl. I mean, I've never seen a better
girls girl than That's.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Such a girl's girl. She just rides for all her girlfriends.
She just really does. So then they talk about their
their how Alicia and Sean left, and she's like, yeah,
I really like Sean because he speaks his mind, but
like twenty twenty like vision, like twenty twenty hindsight, like
maybe I would have done something like a little bit different.
(28:33):
And then he says, well, who were you talking about
when you left? And you said like some of these
people are fucking assholes or whatever, and she goes Alex
and Bailey and then yeah, and then Alex Is like, yeah,
that's kind of shocking because I didn't vote for you
(28:55):
or whatever.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
So who would ever say Alex as an asshole? Ever?
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Ever?
Speaker 3 (29:00):
Ever.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
She's like, you could say whatever you want about people,
but like it's got to be there's got to be
some basis for it. Like Alex is like the nicest,
She's amazing. I mean, I know, I don't know where personally,
but that's how awful this woman is. Alicia like that's
who she's going in on Alex, Like.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
Fuck you, she's terrible.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
She came off the worst out of this whole thing,
and I don't know where you stopped watching, but now yeah,
but now we're going to get into I'm going to
skip to this thing where basically Kat calls out Alicia
and says, you know, it was it was really pretty
awful that you were speaking on something about and you know,
(29:41):
trying to make me look like a really bad person,
and you know, called me out for having a relationship
with my ex. And Aisia goes, yeah, I hear you.
Your feelings are so valid.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Oh my what good you guys.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
By the way, sorry just for like peek behind the curtain,
I wasn't able to finish this more because we wanted
to like get this going. I had another meeting, so
I was like, I'll be able to follow along. I'll
get it, and I can so far. I mean, I'm
there with you. I did want to point out one
thing that I did see Sean made Wells laugh. Did
we not get to that yet or do we skip that?
Where he was like, I felt like Charlie Day, who
(30:17):
I also from Sonny, you know, always sunny in Philadelphia.
And then they were like he and Wells were like quoting,
so I guess some kind of cool stuff back and forth.
I was like, wait, well, if Sean could be that guy,
then why not just be that guy? If Sean could
be somebody that would make Wells laugh or get a reference,
be that guy.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
I know I always be that guy. He should, but
he's he is a huge douche.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
He's a bad dude.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
I just wanted to say that because I happened to
see that, but I probably was skipping around a little.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Okay, so go back to the cat. So that's what
she said, is basically.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Like, yeah, Alicia goes, I hear you, It's really valid
or whatever. So then this whole thing goes on, where
Kat explains like her thing, and then Alicia go, you know,
I need to say, like when I first got to Paradise,
like you were excluding me, like Bully bellly Bly excluding me,
and you and Jess both said like my man wouldn't
touch you with a ten foot pole, and Jess is like,
(31:13):
what the fuck are you talking about? Jess like woke
up right right, I heard spooning with Spencer and She's like,
what the what are you talking about? And Alicia's like,
how would you feel like if you were new at
Paradise and like, oh, and like when I got there,
you said like I want to take a picture with
all the girls, and then you handed me the camera
(31:35):
to take the picture Bully Bely Bully, Oh my god,
how would you feel? How would you feel if you
were that excluded? And then Kat is like, oh my god,
that was not my intention, Like I tried to actually
be your friend. I came in and got ready with
you guys. And then later when Sean was crashing out,
like I came to see like how you were doing,
(31:56):
and Alicia goes, yeah, but that was like later and
that was dig Alicia's horrible, Like she's horrible, so Kat
goes okay, but like without knowing me at all, Like
you basically decided this about me. You decided that I
was a bully or whatever. You decided this, and so
you decided to call me out, call out my character,
(32:18):
speak on something that was none of your business. And
then Alicia's like, how would you feel, Like, how would
you feel if I set up like a light detector test?
And Kat goes, okay, whatever, bring in. She goes, okay,
tomorrow ten am, Like, I know somebody from the FBI.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
She's insane, She's she really is. She does remind me
of somebody that from another show, like from the Real World.
It's a different show. Maybe somebody listening can know, Like
it's so specific of another villain that she's like and
I can't.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
I can't place it.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
And like I said, I thought it was maybe her
from her season, but I don't think she was given.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
I don't. I don't think that was it, but I
just I don't. Yeah, I'm not a fan.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
No, And then Alisha to after going like you're good.
You're having a light detector test first of all, and
this is going to come up, but they have no receipts,
so like you're the one that was saying like we
have all the receipts. I would never speak on this
if I didn't know it for a fact. But now
you're like you're going to take a light detector test,
like shut up, this is the Real Housewives, right, So
(33:25):
then Alicia goes, everybody knows you're not a good person,
like the way you treated the maids first of all,
the maids. The maids like, not a good person. You're
you're an entitled cups if you're saying the way you
treated the maids and.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
Not the cleaning staff, right, the staff or whatever, but yeah,
no the maids.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
So yeah, she's like, you're really mean, and it almost
seems like Alex, though, was going to agree. There's like
this moment where Alex is going to say something and
then and then basically ket just goes, oh I said
basically again, she goes, I'm not going to defend myself.
I'm just not going to do this. It's dead. I
deaedit it de.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
That's amazing.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
I mean, it's I'm sure Kat's not great either, like
both things can be true.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
But agree agree. So then so Kat's like, listen, I'm
sorry if like anybody felt bullied by me, and I
guess Parisa sent Kat a DM and said she felt bullied,
but that Parsa but then I was trying to remember.
I feel like Parisa on her season also said that
she felt bullied by Zoe.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
I think you're right, yeah, maybe, which is probably true.
Zoe is the else that I don't like.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
I believe though, that Parsa is one of those people
that always thinks that other women are out to get her.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Yes, quite possibly, So then she's not like other women.
She's a science geek.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Yeah, she's yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. So then Alex does
tell Kat, she's like, you know, you do have really
good intentions and just a beautiful heart, but like sometimes girl,
it's your delivery. Like you're just really sassy and like
that's cool and kind of fun, but also can come
off as like really mean. So I think that Kat
(35:17):
is a bitch. Yeah, if Alics is saying it, it's
probably true. So then Wells wants to talk about like
the final voting. M hmm, I don't know. So there's
there's some parts. Okay, it doesn't really matter, but Alicia
(35:39):
says that Kat was in a relationship and Kat goes, wait,
are you're saying I was in a relationship based on what?
And she goes, based on your ex boyfriend who I
talked to who confirmed it. And then Jess jumps in,
did you see this part? Okay, So Jess jumps in,
which is interesting, and she's like, guess what, I was
(36:03):
a very good friends.
Speaker 3 (36:05):
Why I'm not doing her accent? Remember Jess's friend.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Jess, You're okay. She's like, you're her cat's ex boyfriend
and I were really good friends, Like I knew him
for a long time before he even met Kat, and
I can confirm that they were not in a relationship.
And then Sean goes, I never said they were, Yes,
you did, he said, I just said they were planning
(36:30):
to get back together after Paradise, which I'm sorry, Sean,
but that's totally different because then she met Dale. It's
very different to say like they were full on in
a relationship and she was not planning anything. It's a
very different story to be like whatever, you were messing
around with your ex. But then she met Dale and it.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
Was just such a little torp. Those two.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
I mean, my god, it's like they're just they're going
to make a Yeah, it makes me sick. I really
hope they don't keep bringing them back. I don't know
who's clamoring for Sean or Alicia. Nobody wants them, right, Yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Don't get it either. So then basically Kat says, let's
address this. Let's address the fact that you said I
was texting somebody and I wasn't. And if I was,
don't you think the show would have shown that if
I was like messing around it on a device which
none of us had. But if I somehow snuck in
(37:27):
an iPad, don't you think they would have shown that?
But they didn't because I wasn't. I wasn't talking to
anybody consistently. There was no plan to get back together.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
And then.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
Dale says it doesn't even fucking matter, right, And then
Dale's like, I just debdit it real quick, like who cares?
Like it's deaded ten toes down, and then they start arguing,
which is just so stupid about like who deserved to
win the money and you know, who had the best
(38:00):
intentions and it's really kind of stupid. And then Andrew,
they ask Andrew, you said Sean's the biggest villain in
the history of the Bachelor do stand by that, and
he goes, yeah, but it really wasn't a bad thing.
Now I'm skipping around because it really ran out of steam. Well,
we'll bring us home.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
I mean that's interesting though not a bad thing because
Andrew's recognizing that, Uh yeah, we need it for the
fucking show to have anything going on.
Speaker 3 (38:28):
Although we didn't need Sean. We didn't still about him.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
I don't. Yeah, they go over this way too much
because they asked Sean. They do call Sean out. They go, well,
you said you have receipts, and he says, well, I mean,
like I did, I talked to her ex, but then
her ex didn't really want to get involved, so he
wouldn't give me any receipts. Also, it's nothing also, and
then he says, also, she wasn't texting him like in Paradise,
(38:52):
but in the staging hotel. Oh so she was texting
somebody when she still had her fucking phone. He's like,
big fucking sologize. Uh so they're both pieces of shit
and we knew that, so that so do we get
any other at this? So I cannot believe this was
two straight hours. I mean it was just like, yeah,
I just let him go to sleep the bang out.
Oh there is one more thing, which was a highlight
(39:14):
for me. So they talk about whether any of the
couples would have chosen money over love, and then they
literally say that they spoke about it, that they a
bunch of the couples were like, okay, so if they
give us the choice between like money or love, like, well,
we'll take the money and then we'll split it, yeah,
which is exactly what I kept saying, like, there's no
(39:35):
reason to do this. There's no stakes, there's no They're
not going to say, like you can never see each
other again.
Speaker 3 (39:42):
One of them has to kill.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
You have to like, you can take the money, but
then you will have to kill have someone will someone
will die that you don't.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
Yeah, it's squid Changeries, Yeah, exactly, combined another show with
it's but it's real life squid games. Yeah. So they
and they actually say we would take the money and
then I go see the person the next day. And
then Well says, and then you would just split the money,
and they go yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
Back to your point before about Well's going like this
is so dumb, and Well's probably trying to explain that
to producers like guys, this is so dumb.
Speaker 3 (40:12):
Let's not do this. Yes, so stupid? Yeah, sweet wells, And.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
That's basically it.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
Well, before we go, let's do a quick f Mary kill, okay,
and not kill. When we say kill, we don't mean really.
We're not advocating for really killing you. Understand why we
have to say that, But why do we have you?
Somebody said like, be careful, so okay, you know, not
really kill. You're also not really going to marry this person.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
But are here we go?
Speaker 2 (40:41):
Sean uh huh Dale elhia. Oh gosh, I made it interesting.
I guess you just have sex with Dale.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
Oh my god, Yeah, I guess I'm married married, get
rid of Alicia. Okay, it more fun, That's very fun.
Speaker 3 (41:01):
He'd be a nightmare.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
We're gonna marry her night mayor though maybe Mary Dale,
I don't know, maybe that's not the best one. M Okay,
let's say you have to sixty nine and regular sex
Spencer Andrew Dale.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
Oh god, I'm gonna go anal with Spencer because he
seems like he might have even though he's very tall.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
I think he was a little piece, so it kny.
I don't know about that, but I think he would
be gentle, Yes, good, And.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
What's my other one?
Speaker 3 (41:37):
Sixty nine Orale and Andrew sixty nine?
Speaker 1 (41:40):
Regular sex? Okay, regular sex with Andrew h sixty nine
with Zale? How about you?
Speaker 2 (41:47):
Because he's so tough. I mean I think I think
I would choose the same. So I guess we're in
a little bit in competition, aren't we. I guess we'll
have to see who they choose. They get a say,
I'm so sad that Keith wasn't in this. Oh that
would have been it so much better. Not only do
I have, like am I little out of it today,
but I also have a migraine. So just so you know,
(42:08):
if I sound a little like eh, I'm probably gonna
throw up this second we're done. I'll tell you guys
to know because you're my friends. Okay, So yeah, if
you'd put Keith in there, I mean I would choose
him all off.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
But I'm gonna give you a quick one, Okay, quickie, Okay,
But this is just it's not f Mary Kill, it's
the same. It's sixty nine sixty nine regulationary, yeah or
anal Okay, and your choices are Keith having Kim or
carried two point zero.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
Okay, Okay, I hope people stayed to the end, because
you know, it's I mean, what a shame if you didn't.
Let's see, this is tough. I'm gonna have a regular
missionary with Keith because that would be the only one
I'd want to look at. That would be the easiest
person to look at.
Speaker 3 (42:55):
You know, Oh boy, I wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
He's with Gary exactly, exactly and definitely because that'd be
the person at least want to look at.
Speaker 1 (43:06):
And he's very oh yeah, and he wait you me
kept Kim.
Speaker 3 (43:10):
No, Gary would be so gentle Gary two point oh.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
Yes, yeah, he would be gentle and you know, all
tripped out about it, so that'd be fine. And then
Captain Kim sixty because he probably be really good at it.
It's very physical. Yes, that's his love language.
Speaker 3 (43:28):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
If he decided he was into it, he'd be into it.
Speaker 3 (43:32):
He felt like, stop, I'm good. You have to fake
it so many time.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
Four times you're like, I'm good, we're done, and then
he'd just like keep going.
Speaker 3 (43:45):
That's the worst. I'm not trying to put anybody down,
but that is the worst. You're like, hey, I don't
think so. I just they just won't stop. Yes, I
know that seems like a good problem to have, but like.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
Trust us, it's not. It's not great. And Captain Kim
would be that guy.
Speaker 3 (43:59):
So I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
You guys, this has been great, it's been really fun,
and I guess this is it for Paradise.
Speaker 2 (44:05):
We're done now for Paradise for now, although you know,
obviously be on our Rose Pricks Patreon.
Speaker 3 (44:11):
By the way, this just in while we were doing this,
starting to make this so long, But we've got some news.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
We've got some updates.
Speaker 2 (44:18):
We're both very obsessed with the Scott Wolf Kelly Wolf situation,
and I have a brand new updates. So we're gonna
have an earlier Hollywood cringe this week. We're gonna get
give you guys a couple more while we're waiting for
Golden like a couple more each week, and we're going
to talk about that. So if that's of interest, listen up.
But also be on our Patreon because that's where we'll
(44:40):
still get some Bachelor in Paradise like behind the scenes. Yes,
so they're gonna still do shit.
Speaker 1 (44:44):
Yep, they're going to break up. They're gonna yeah, bring,
We'll bring the Anal sixty nine en missionary, So yeah,
stay with us all right, Bye everybody, Sorry, bye, sorry
Welcome back party people. It's part two of our Real
not Real Housewives. What am I talking about? It's part
two of our Bachelor and Paradise reunion. At the big episode,
they played in.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
The back of a van. Yeah, they pulled out all
the stops. They didn't even probably have water on set.
They're like, this rum is great that it's sponsoring the show,
but could could we get just like like some.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Tap tap water.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
I mean, they didn't have their own microphones. They didn't
and it's like the mics were all on, so you
could hear I could hear Alex. I didn't say this
the first round, but you could hear Alex breathing every
time that I could tell it was her because you
could see her like breathing really heavily into the mic.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Well, other people were talking, and she'd be.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Like, I know, because but then the people that were
talking that didn't have a mic, their mics weren't on properly,
so somebody would just start talking and then it would
take like it would take a full minute for them
to catch up and turn their mic on, so you
could hear them right. So there you were basically hearing
them picked up on other people's mind the wrong mics
(01:17):
were on, but hey, I'm sure the producers were like, well,
we don't. We're not podcast producers. And even if they were,
it's not normal to do a podcast with twenty people.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Right, right, So normal filment for a.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Fucking TV show. You're as just as we.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Said, Disney, it's ABC, who's owned by Disney, who's owned
by someone probably even some conglomerate that we don't even know,
some sort of dark money thing that's had. There's money there.
You can put them on a set and give them
little like mics.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
There's so many Arabia money. What we just start turning
it into this.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Is really weird TV.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
It's Russian TV, like real, that's like a real thing,
because we know people who are sponsored, like Russian TV's
sponsors their podcast for real, for real, So like, how
does that work?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
How do we get that they give them a lot
of money?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
And then just all of a sudden, we're saying things
like all these weird QAnon things and they're like, Cecily,
when did you start thinking that you could just drink
bleach instead of get a COVID shot. I'm like, don't
fucking worry about it. I've always thought that.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
And then we have to flash like a little RT
and we're sponsored by Ivermectin. Listen, all right, So here's
where we left off. We left off where Jeremy is
kind of getting confronted about the Susie thing, and Kat
has just said that like she hadn't seen it, she
didn't know what really happened, so when she watched it back,
(02:41):
she was like a little bit shocked. Everybody was a
little bit shocked. And Jeremy's whole attitude is like everybody
needs to calm down, like.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Yeah, it's hard to handle this, like took car of that.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Yeah. So Bailey makes the longest speech again about processing processing.
She I think she talked two minutes straight, and how
she's like her whole thing is like she's like, guys, yes,
after processing it, like Jeremy should have told me first,
but since he didn't process, process process, next up is
(03:13):
that Alex should have told me. But then she says,
like twenty times, she's like, but I gave everyone grace.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Oh my god, she said grace so many times. Yeah,
and then as so now it's Alex is going to.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Try to talk. She's very nervous, right, But.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
First, Bailey's whole thing too in here is how she
gave everyone grace. But she's really upset because she received
a lot of hate. What hate? Bit? What are you
talking about? This makes no sense. She's really, as the
kids say, centering herself in this. Absolutely nobody cared that much.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
She any hate at all.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
In fact, Alex is the one that got hate because
oh my gods, trying to say she keeps trying to
say that, no one will let her say it, including Andrew, Yes,
which was a little frustrating.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Did I just say frustrating?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Frustrating? It was frustrating. It was frustrating.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
So how to go down to the library and get
the word? So turn on that spiegoat that spy goot.
So she's like, Jeremy should have told me. But you
know what, here's what's really upsetting. This is Bailey speaking
is there were some tweets and then I just made
a note to myself.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
I was like, I forgot that Andrew tweets. We did
talk about this on a Patreon episode which I can't
go back and listen to. But it was something Andrew
and it wasn't even that bad. Andrew was being basically
a little bit sarcastic, right, because he was annoyed because
everybody was coming for Alex. And I think in his
(04:45):
tweet he basically said it wasn't Alex's responsibility to tell you,
but Bailey's like, but Alex was sharing a room with me,
so Alex should have told me. So basically, wells asks Alex,
you've been eating like a lot of heat, so would
you do anything differently? And then Alex is like, oh
(05:05):
my god, I've apologized so many times to Bailey. I've
totally owned up to my part, and we like.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
We're friends, didn't they go on vacation together, So they're like,
are we good? Yes?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Yes, and that's what she says. She goes, this is
what really hurts me is Jeremy and I were friends.
I told this is Alex's perspective. She goes, I told
Jeremy that he needs to tell her, and Jeremy said,
I already told her we're good, and then Jeremy goes, no,
I didn't not.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
I've never said that. I'm not she's with She just
says that never, I.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Never said it, and then Alex is like, fuck, yeah
you did, dude. It's on tape, like roll the tape.
She and I totally believe her. She goes, we were
standing near like some island, and and Jeremy goes, well,
I never said that. I said I was gonna tell her,
and I said, we're good, and Alex, it's like, okay, whatever.
(06:01):
You basically said, we're good and that you talk to
her and you're good. I Jeremy is so defensive here.
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(07:08):
ii A. Heck, yeah, so I mean do it they
could all use that? Well maybe yeah, I mean some
of them more than others. Yeah, but yeah, they could
use something up there. But so Alex is very nervous,
like she's very nervously trying to just calmly though stayed
her case, and no one's listening to her.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Right, So, then Andrew and I was on Andrew's side
on this. He tries to jump in a little bit,
which I thought was sweet, and he's like whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa whoa. He's like, I don't see why, Like my
partner had to be destroyed. She was destroyed over this,
and you haven't taken any accountability to Jeremy. And then
Jeremy's like, whoa, I took accountability. I went on the
(07:52):
Half Bachelor Happy Hour podcast and took accountability. He's so mad,
so mad, we really judged to be judged him wrong
on What's On Jens.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Yeah, but we we got it. We got it like
halfway through. I think we got it.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
I think it took us too long. If we're I
think we need to take accountability for the fact that
we I think we gave him a lot of grace,
as Bailey would say, because we're like this Jewish and
likes sweet. He's got to be sweet.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
And he loves Yeah, there was like that thing.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
He seemed familiar in some ways, but I don't know
what it is. I don't know if he's just maybe
he's tired, maybe he's checked out and it's hard to
be on camera all the time.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
I mean, honestly, maybe it's just not his venue.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
But the reason that it's hard to defend him so
I'm not going to, is because he ended up being
friends with what's his face Devin, who really was, as
we've said, maybe the most sociopathic person to ever be
on any Bachelor.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Yep, Devin is like diabolical.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
I honestly hope that the Bachelor like sued him for
false sort of falsifying like his intentions.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
To use that word.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
So the fact that all that happened and Jeremy still
went out to like clubs with him, Oh.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
So medi called him. It's bro.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Yeah, I can't like, you know, I like to stick
up for the underdog and that could have been Jeremy
in this case.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
But I can't do it. I just won't. He sucks.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
So Alex says, is trying to talk to Bailey and
trying to stick up for herself, and she's like, I
just want to say one thing. And I just want
to say one thing, which is that I thought Alex
looked so beautiful. Yes, all her makeup was so understated.
She had this really like fresh, bare faced look but
still made up. I think she looked like how uh hey,
(09:44):
I'm what's her name? Pam Anderson is trying the vibe
fo yeah yeah yeah, and I love it like dew
we yes. So she says, she's like, listen, there's you guys.
You came to visit us in Chicago and we talking
every day and then and I was I had apologized
(10:04):
to you, I'd take an accountability. We talked all the time.
Then when it aired, it seemed like you were more
upset with me than you were at Jeremy who's not
taking any accountability, and that really hurts my feelings. So
Bailey makes this big speech again. She's like, I just
don't want anyone getting hate and you know, and you know,
(10:27):
I'm really sorry, but like all I said on the
Happy Hour podcast was that if it happened, if it
was me, I would have handled it differently. But I
totally understand of other people like don't want to get
involved in drama and don't stand up for me, Like
I totally get it if you're just kind of a
bad person who's like doesn't ride for your girlfriends, like
not a girl's girl. But like for me, I'm like,
(10:49):
I guess. I guess I'm saying, like I'm just more
of a girl's girl, Like I'm just a good person,
like I go to church and stuff, so.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Like I just have ale things differently, right, And she
goes differently.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
She goes, Yeah, like we were roommates, she says, and
we were sharing all of our secrets, like our whole life,
like we were best friends since we were like seven
years old, and like, you know, I just think I
would have handled it differently.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
But process process, process, end of the day, Like, you know,
the thing that really bothered me the most was the tweet.
And Andrew's yeah, what are you talking about? That's the
thing that that's the thing that bothered you. Not So
it's so weird that Bailey has watched this back saw
how horrible Jeremy was and is mostly mad at Andrew's tweet.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Right, Yes, it's insane. And also then we had to
just listen to it for so long. Oh, this conversation,
it was so Also then Andrew says, oh, this was interesting.
Andrew really is sort of like doesn't give a fuck.
Andrew says to.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Brian basically like, you guys were well he says, you
guys were or maybe Sean says. Sean says, you guys
were all mad at Brian. This is what happened at
the time, but now you may mad at Jeremy. Make
it make sense. And Then Andrew says to Brian that
(12:15):
he wishes that Brian had I don't know something about
he wishes he said it to Jeremy. Oh, yeah, he
wishes that. He said to Jeremy, like, you need to.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Tell her or I will or he did, though I
think he did say that to him, if I remember
in the episode, I think he did.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
I don't think so. I think Brian just decided to
take it upon himself, and I think he thought it
was either going to help him or backfire, and it backfired.
But then Andrew is like, also, by the way, Brian,
I didn't like the way you were treating Parisa. Brian's like,
what do you mean? What do you mean, bro? And
He's like, yeah, you were just like really angry and
pretty disrespectful towards her. And then Brian's like, oh, do
(12:57):
you have a lift, bro?
Speaker 3 (12:59):
You didn't say that. He didn't even say that, but
you're you're right, no, he and he was a dick
to her. He was, but I mean it.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
And then Brian's like, what, like a lot of things
were taken out of context, like I never mistreated her
in any way. And then they go they pan over
to Parisa just side eyeing. Yes.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
She her eyes get kind of wide, like okay, buddy, yeah,
she is not having it at all.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
I'm surprised he was.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Like I was just thinking about my restaurant, you know.
Just always I always think of him in like Mark
Wahlberg voice.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
He's like, you gotta know he just can I read
you guys the specials. They're like, no, we're at We're
we're doing a podcast right now. He's like, like, what
is his restaurant too? What if he's just like my restaurant,
you know, Wallburger's.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Like, that's not you. That's definitely not you. That's definitely Wahlberg.
I mean that's like, that's in the name of the thing,
you know, my restaurant, Like, how is it your restaurant?
Speaker 3 (13:52):
I go there a lot. You have to explain everything
to you.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
I can't really do.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Is he from Massachusetts? Or am I just assigning that
to him?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
I don't know. I think he probably is.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
He seems like a Boston bro. But I can't, which
I usually love, right, I know why. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
It's just like I think it's so sexy those guys,
but not necessarily him, because he can be a dick.
But yeah, Andrew was definitely the hero. We didn't know
that we were going to get he haastood up for
the right things.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Yeah, but then Alex grabs the mic. Yeah, She's like, guys, guys, guys,
can I say one thing?
Speaker 3 (14:24):
She pops back in there is what I put.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
She's like, the reason, Okay, everybody, can I please have
the room's attention for a moment, because no one they wouldn't.
She's like, what the reason I didn't tell Bailey was because,
like Jeremy and I were friends coming into Paradise, and
Jeremy had already told her that he already told me
(14:49):
that he was really interested in Bailey. So when Bailey
went on a date with Andrew, like I knew Jeremy
was just like really really really into Bailey, so like
you know, I just was like really hoping for the
best for them.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
So then she did.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Say all that.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
I mean, she made her case and it made sense.
She was like, yeah, it's just gonna wait. Like I
know that it was crazy, but I didn't want to
jeopardize their Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
And then Jeremy makes is super passive aggressive and he's like,
hey guys, yeah, like I just want to thank like
the cool people here, like the people who in my back,
like Dale and Sean and Jonathan and Leah for being
good friends to me. And then andrews. I loved Andrew
here too. He's like, dude, what the fuck? He's like,
this is insane. He's like Alex texted you every fucking day.
(15:35):
We texted you all the time, all the time, and yeah, yeah,
I yeah, I mean it was he was really on
fire and he was and I believe everything. Andrew says
me too, Andrew the oh my god, to steal bachelor speak.
Andrew was the only one that came across like his
like himself, like authentic, authentic.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Down bro.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Okay. So yeah, so now it's time for fan questions.
Which was my I guess was the first one? The
favorite color? Uh no, the first one. Well, it's a
it's kind of about that. It's for Brian and it's
asking would he do the same thing again? M it's
(16:23):
like end of the day. Well, basically they're asking him
if he would do the same thing again by telling Jerrem,
by telling uh Bailey right, And he's like, yeah, ten
Toe's downs done by it, like yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
And he's not wrong, He's actually not wrong about it.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
So and he says, he goes the reason I didn't
want to tell everybody that I'd done it. Basically they're
asking him, like I think, basically a lot they're asking
him if he regrets it because it it backfired. And
he says, yeah, that's why I didn't like tell people
that I was the one who said it, because I
knew they were all going to be mad, and they were.
(16:59):
They were all fucking crazy about it. And the he
goes now the viewers when the viewers reaction was different, and.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
I have a little, a little insight when you're okay
real quick, because I looked him up. He is not
a Boston bro. I don't know why I've given him
that accent. His last name is Ots.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Did you know that.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Au t Z ran Ots thirty four years old now
aesthetics consultant from a Boynton Beach, Florida. He's a Florida dude,
which we're not going to hold against him. We don't
know what you know what that means. But he brings
I think this is either AI written this sounds of AI.
But he brings his coastal cool to Bachelor in Paradise. Oh,
(17:38):
this is from his bio. Probably he's training Roses for
sunsets in hopes of finding something real this time, Bryan
OTTs au t Z. I just it's so interesting because
we never often talked about their last name and they
are a real people.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
It's weird.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Yeah, but Florida does does for me make sense?
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Yeah, although he's from a I want to know more.
I want to know more. I think I think that
he's like a he's like a little mystery box, a
little special. I think.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
I don't know. I'm just curious. I'm looking at by
the way, he has a story up right now.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
You want to do an unboxing?
Speaker 3 (18:17):
I'd like to unbox on my body. No, gross, I
don't want to do that. He's so cheesy. Oh sorry.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Every everything he has up has a you want Brian
to unbox you. He has a little on his on
his Instagram, he has a botox needle emoji just says
medical aesthetics. I don't think i'd go to him. I
think he overdes I think he gives. I'd be like, yeah,
I'm just looking for like ten, you know ten whatever.
You'd be like, let's do fifty. I don't think so.
(18:48):
I think it's too much. Oh yeah, he's wearing like white.
Oh my god, he's so fucking gross. I've changed my
never mind forget everything I said about Brian ods.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
I don't want to be with him.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
So uh day Bill, Yeah basically comes in here and
so basically, oh my god, I'm saying basically a lot,
I'm going to watch that. So Brian says that the
viewers had a different take on it, but that everybody
on Paradise was mad at him. So then Dale tries
to defend himself and does not do a good job, right, like, yeah,
(19:19):
like I wasn't really mad at Brian, you know, he
was just like Tento's.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Down, like he said, Brian was what he said, my homie.
I'd like to tell you exactly he said, that's my homie. Yeah,
that's my helmie, Like that's my dude. But you did
not stick up for him in the moment.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
He's he says, well, yeah, I just like, you know,
what I wanted him to do was like to tell me,
like just you know, let me in on it, like
tell me like, like, you know, just be open about it.
What that is not what you wanted In the moment,
you all you were all talking about how, oh he's
going to do it to me if he was, if
he's not going to be like loyal to Jeremy, why
(19:54):
is he why isn't he he might not be loyal
to me? It made no sense.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
It made no sense. And by the way, just digging
a a little bit.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
More to Brian OTTs, he is not originally from Florida,
but I was wrong about Boston.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
He's originally from Long Island. So the East Coast vibe was.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Legit, yes, too legitqu it was too legitiquate for sure.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
So because that was like something wasn't totally adding up.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
I'm trying to figure out if he's the he's the
I'll just keep looking, you keep going, and I'm just
gonna I'm gonna find some information on him.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Okay, So Parisa is now asked about meeting Brian on
the beach, and she's so vague. She's just like, yeah,
you know, like I was attracted to him, but it
just didn't work out because you know, like, oh, she's.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
So annoying in that speech.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
She's like, yeah, she's combing her hair, her extent. She's
like he was tall, I guess, and he's like, thanks
for the compliment. He's getting annoyed too because she's so
weird about it. And then this is when she's like, yeah,
they're like, are you seeing anybody? Yeah, I'm seeing someone,
and he just starts laughing. I'm not sure why that
was funny to him. Yeah, but he did you notice that? Like,
(21:00):
what was that about?
Speaker 1 (21:01):
I don't know, and she's so like she looks like
as you would say, pretty xanaxt out. Yeah, it's just like, yeah,
I just kept trying and trying, but then like I
just I hit a wall and I just decided to
move on because I'm not getting any younger. Okay, you're
acting like you're a golden right, shout at Parisa. So
then wells goes Brian watching it back, was there anything
(21:25):
you would do differently with Parisa? And you go this is?
This is where he goes, well, I guess I could
have just answered what my favorite color is? You know,
it's a long day, uh, you know, feathers, feathers, you know,
and she's like yeah, but we were all hot and
we were all like in feathers. So I think this
(21:46):
is the part where she's like, look because I stopped
taking notes in some places, but I do kind of
And I.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Said, like, what is your favorite that's the sorry favorite
color conversation? Yes, well says it all right, Brian, what
is it? And then he's like, well, I mean Lena
told me it's fusion, and she's so Parisa is so
not impressed she's like, yeah, funny, Yeah, it's a dumb conversation.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Yeah, it's really really dumb. And also, you know what
we're finding out is that they and you know what,
I'm going to almost side with Brian here. Oh yeah,
take this for what you will. But he's basically saying
that they'd been filming for like twelve hours. They'd been
filming all day, right since breakfast. Then they had this
(22:31):
whole ceremony where they're dancing and dressed like peacocks or
remember that whole thing, and doing their peacock dance for
each other.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Well, how could I forget that? Remember it? Can you
hime out?
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Like what, let's replay it? I don't remember it all
of course, because he taught and everyone noticed. Everybody was like,
why does Brian look so good in this weird like
eighties skyliner.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
So his take is that, you know, he's been there
all day, he's tired, and he got kind of salty
for the He just wanted to be left alone and
they and Prisa agrees that we thought the cameras, we
thought we were getting this prize, this VIP suite, and
that we would have some private time, but they just
kept on filming us, which I have to say I
(23:11):
would be annoyed too, wouldn't you be annoyed? You'd be like,
I'm not really getting paid over time, You're acting like
you're doing me a favor by allowing me to be
on this show, and you just won't let.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
Us rest or box right agree.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
While, by the way, people will well that Prisa was
combing her hair, I just wrote it looks I think
Dale's sleeping. You got real quiet and his eyes kind
of closed for a long time, and like nail asleep. Yes,
I would be too. I would have one hundred percent
checked out at this point.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
So next thing I have that I took notes on
is that they asked Sean to talk about the birth
the birth of Parliament to Paradise.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
My god, it was so awful.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
And then there's this I want this to be Survivor
does like yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
And then there's such bullshit and I just wrote it
down because I was like, well, it's happening, so I'll
write it down. But he has a bone to pick
with Kathy and Keith. Yeah. Uh. And then Kathy's Kathy's
really going to town on this thing. She's like, do
you know when you said to me, like, h Alicia,
Lesia and I are the strongest couple. And I said, no,
(24:18):
you're not, because you know, do you not know that
Spencer and Jess are engaged in case you missed it,
And then she's being funny. He goes, yeah, I know that,
and then she's like yeah, and also Keith and I
are announcing our engagement and then everyone's like, you guys, kiss, kiss, kiss,
and then they.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Do kind of kiss and it's cute. They use like
full tongue.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
It gets really I mean, I think what Stephanie doesn't
want to share is that he took his pants off,
and because it was sort of supposed to be like
a live vibe, they just left it in. He was like, no,
when we can fuckt He's like, it's no, we're just kidding,
we're not really.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
Keith just full on took his pants off and he
was like look, He's like.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Look, guys, I can still I'm sixty three, but look
how hard I am. And everyone was like, oh my god,
so cute. Good for you. And the girl dad, girl dad,
Oh my girls. Is the grossest thing we've ever said
on the show.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
So sorry, trigger trigger up.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
Okay, but you're walls up right now. Okay, So then
this was a little bit funny somehow. Brian says, yeah,
but you're forgetting that. You say you're invested in all
the couples, but like, what about me and Prisa? And
Kathy goes, you mean Parsa and I or or he
says Prisa and I and she goes Prisa and me.
(25:45):
And he's like, because you know what, I'm wrong yeah,
and she's like, no, I'm not wrong.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
I'm an English major. And he's like, no, you're wrong.
Kathy goes, no, Summa cum lad, So trust me on this.
I thought it was funny.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
I'm loving I'm kind of loving her, I know.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
And then Kathy says to Brian, which none of this
really makes sense because there is no rhyme or reason
why people were voted off. It was all about vibes
and who liked to better. I had nothing to really
do with strongest couples who needed the money forget all
that stuff. But Kathy is so serious about this. She's like, Bryan,
(26:22):
the reason I voted you off is because Parisa was
so stressed out. She was not happy. And I said
you because I'm a mom and Keith is a girl dad,
and like, I'm a mom, so as a mom, I said,
this poor girl, she needs to go home and like
figure it out and not be up for the money.
And then Parsa is confused. Gah has that puzzled look
(26:45):
and she's like, yeah, yeah, yeah kind of Yeah I did,
I mean, I guess I did. I did say I
was unhappy she's she's confused. It's pretty funny. Yeah, yeah,
she might be on a little sum some I don't know.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Maybe something we sell and maybe something we love.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
I don't know what she's taken. But yeah, she's just chilling.
Maybe she's just over it. Yeah, maybe she's just over it.
I don't know with her.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
And then in my notes, I wrote, Okay, I'm kind
of being general because nothing's really happening here. I said,
just Dale's talking and talking and talking and talking about
couples being individual and everybody's in an individual relationship, relationships
or individual nobody's really stronger because it's not about how
you start, it's about how you finished. Ten toes down,
ten toes.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
Down, Yes, standing on business, Yeah, it's a lot.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
It's just a lot, like don't give, don't pass the mic,
to him or Bailey.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
And then there's a bunch of bullshit about well, Alisha's like, yeah,
the women like really respected each other, but like I
don't like that. I don't know they voted, Uh, I
don't know. Alisha's like there were times where like Sean
voted for Brian and Prisa, but I didn't because that's
like my girl. But like Sean and I were on
(27:59):
the same page. But then and also kind of not
so like because I'm a girl's girl.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Oh yeah, she's a girl's girl. And then she's a
real girl's girl. I mean, I've never seen a better
girls girl than That's.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Such a girl's girl. She just rides for all her girlfriends.
She just really does. So then they talk about their
their how Alicia and Sean left, and she's like, yeah,
I really like Sean because he speaks his mind, but
like twenty twenty like vision, like twenty twenty hindsight, like
maybe I would have done something like a little bit different.
(28:33):
And then he says, well, who were you talking about
when you left? And you said like some of these
people are fucking assholes or whatever, and she goes Alex
and Bailey and then yeah, and then Alex Is like, yeah,
that's kind of shocking because I didn't vote for you
(28:55):
or whatever.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
So who would ever say Alex as an asshole? Ever?
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Ever?
Speaker 3 (29:00):
Ever.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
She's like, you could say whatever you want about people,
but like it's got to be there's got to be
some basis for it. Like Alex is like the nicest,
She's amazing. I mean, I know, I don't know where personally,
but that's how awful this woman is. Alicia like that's
who she's going in on Alex, Like.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
Fuck you, she's terrible.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
She came off the worst out of this whole thing,
and I don't know where you stopped watching, but now yeah,
but now we're going to get into I'm going to
skip to this thing where basically Kat calls out Alicia
and says, you know, it was it was really pretty
awful that you were speaking on something about and you know,
(29:41):
trying to make me look like a really bad person,
and you know, called me out for having a relationship
with my ex. And Aisia goes, yeah, I hear you.
Your feelings are so valid.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Oh my what good you guys.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
By the way, sorry just for like peek behind the curtain,
I wasn't able to finish this more because we wanted
to like get this going. I had another meeting, so
I was like, I'll be able to follow along. I'll
get it, and I can so far. I mean, I'm
there with you. I did want to point out one
thing that I did see Sean made Wells laugh. Did
we not get to that yet or do we skip that?
Where he was like, I felt like Charlie Day, who
(30:17):
I also from Sonny, you know, always sunny in Philadelphia.
And then they were like he and Wells were like quoting,
so I guess some kind of cool stuff back and forth.
I was like, wait, well, if Sean could be that guy,
then why not just be that guy? If Sean could
be somebody that would make Wells laugh or get a reference,
be that guy.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
I know I always be that guy. He should, but
he's he is a huge douche.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
He's a bad dude.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
I just wanted to say that because I happened to
see that, but I probably was skipping around a little.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Okay, so go back to the cat. So that's what
she said, is basically.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Like, yeah, Alicia goes, I hear you, It's really valid
or whatever. So then this whole thing goes on, where
Kat explains like her thing, and then Alicia go, you know,
I need to say, like when I first got to Paradise,
like you were excluding me, like Bully bellly Bly excluding me,
and you and Jess both said like my man wouldn't
touch you with a ten foot pole, and Jess is like,
(31:13):
what the fuck are you talking about? Jess like woke
up right right, I heard spooning with Spencer and She's like,
what the what are you talking about? And Alicia's like,
how would you feel like if you were new at
Paradise and like, oh, and like when I got there,
you said like I want to take a picture with
all the girls, and then you handed me the camera
(31:35):
to take the picture Bully Bely Bully, Oh my god,
how would you feel? How would you feel if you
were that excluded? And then Kat is like, oh my god,
that was not my intention, Like I tried to actually
be your friend. I came in and got ready with
you guys. And then later when Sean was crashing out,
like I came to see like how you were doing,
(31:56):
and Alicia goes, yeah, but that was like later and
that was dig Alicia's horrible, Like she's horrible, so Kat
goes okay, but like without knowing me at all, Like
you basically decided this about me. You decided that I
was a bully or whatever. You decided this, and so
you decided to call me out, call out my character,
(32:18):
speak on something that was none of your business. And
then Alicia's like, how would you feel, Like, how would
you feel if I set up like a light detector test?
And Kat goes, okay, whatever, bring in. She goes, okay,
tomorrow ten am, Like, I know somebody from the FBI.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
She's insane, She's she really is. She does remind me
of somebody that from another show, like from the Real World.
It's a different show. Maybe somebody listening can know, Like
it's so specific of another villain that she's like and
I can't.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
I can't place it.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
And like I said, I thought it was maybe her
from her season, but I don't think she was given.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
I don't. I don't think that was it, but I
just I don't. Yeah, I'm not a fan.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
No, And then Alisha to after going like you're good.
You're having a light detector test first of all, and
this is going to come up, but they have no receipts,
so like you're the one that was saying like we
have all the receipts. I would never speak on this
if I didn't know it for a fact. But now
you're like you're going to take a light detector test,
like shut up, this is the Real Housewives, right, So
(33:25):
then Alicia goes, everybody knows you're not a good person,
like the way you treated the maids first of all,
the maids. The maids like, not a good person. You're
you're an entitled cups if you're saying the way you
treated the maids and.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
Not the cleaning staff, right, the staff or whatever, but yeah,
no the maids.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
So yeah, she's like, you're really mean, and it almost
seems like Alex, though, was going to agree. There's like
this moment where Alex is going to say something and
then and then basically ket just goes, oh I said
basically again, she goes, I'm not going to defend myself.
I'm just not going to do this. It's dead. I
deaedit it de.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
That's amazing.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
I mean, it's I'm sure Kat's not great either, like
both things can be true.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
But agree agree. So then so Kat's like, listen, I'm
sorry if like anybody felt bullied by me, and I
guess Parisa sent Kat a DM and said she felt bullied,
but that Parsa but then I was trying to remember.
I feel like Parisa on her season also said that
she felt bullied by Zoe.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
I think you're right, yeah, maybe, which is probably true.
Zoe is the else that I don't like.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
I believe though, that Parsa is one of those people
that always thinks that other women are out to get her.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Yes, quite possibly, So then she's not like other women.
She's a science geek.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Yeah, she's yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. So then Alex does
tell Kat, she's like, you know, you do have really
good intentions and just a beautiful heart, but like sometimes girl,
it's your delivery. Like you're just really sassy and like
that's cool and kind of fun, but also can come
off as like really mean. So I think that Kat
(35:17):
is a bitch. Yeah, if Alics is saying it, it's
probably true. So then Wells wants to talk about like
the final voting. M hmm, I don't know. So there's
there's some parts. Okay, it doesn't really matter, but Alicia
(35:39):
says that Kat was in a relationship and Kat goes, wait,
are you're saying I was in a relationship based on what?
And she goes, based on your ex boyfriend who I
talked to who confirmed it. And then Jess jumps in,
did you see this part? Okay, So Jess jumps in,
which is interesting, and she's like, guess what, I was
(36:03):
a very good friends.
Speaker 3 (36:05):
Why I'm not doing her accent? Remember Jess's friend.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Jess, You're okay. She's like, you're her cat's ex boyfriend
and I were really good friends, Like I knew him
for a long time before he even met Kat, and
I can confirm that they were not in a relationship.
And then Sean goes, I never said they were, Yes,
you did, he said, I just said they were planning
(36:30):
to get back together after Paradise, which I'm sorry, Sean,
but that's totally different because then she met Dale. It's
very different to say like they were full on in
a relationship and she was not planning anything. It's a
very different story to be like whatever, you were messing
around with your ex. But then she met Dale and it.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
Was just such a little torp. Those two.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
I mean, my god, it's like they're just they're going
to make a Yeah, it makes me sick. I really
hope they don't keep bringing them back. I don't know
who's clamoring for Sean or Alicia. Nobody wants them, right, Yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Don't get it either. So then basically Kat says, let's
address this. Let's address the fact that you said I
was texting somebody and I wasn't. And if I was,
don't you think the show would have shown that if
I was like messing around it on a device which
none of us had. But if I somehow snuck in
(37:27):
an iPad, don't you think they would have shown that?
But they didn't because I wasn't. I wasn't talking to
anybody consistently. There was no plan to get back together.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
And then.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
Dale says it doesn't even fucking matter, right, And then
Dale's like, I just debdit it real quick, like who cares?
Like it's deaded ten toes down, and then they start arguing,
which is just so stupid about like who deserved to
win the money and you know, who had the best
(38:00):
intentions and it's really kind of stupid. And then Andrew,
they ask Andrew, you said Sean's the biggest villain in
the history of the Bachelor do stand by that, and
he goes, yeah, but it really wasn't a bad thing.
Now I'm skipping around because it really ran out of steam. Well,
we'll bring us home.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
I mean that's interesting though not a bad thing because
Andrew's recognizing that, Uh yeah, we need it for the
fucking show to have anything going on.
Speaker 3 (38:28):
Although we didn't need Sean. We didn't still about him.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
I don't. Yeah, they go over this way too much
because they asked Sean. They do call Sean out. They go, well,
you said you have receipts, and he says, well, I mean,
like I did, I talked to her ex, but then
her ex didn't really want to get involved, so he
wouldn't give me any receipts. Also, it's nothing also, and
then he says, also, she wasn't texting him like in Paradise,
(38:52):
but in the staging hotel. Oh so she was texting
somebody when she still had her fucking phone. He's like,
big fucking sologize. Uh so they're both pieces of shit
and we knew that, so that so do we get
any other at this? So I cannot believe this was
two straight hours. I mean it was just like, yeah,
I just let him go to sleep the bang out.
Oh there is one more thing, which was a highlight
(39:14):
for me. So they talk about whether any of the
couples would have chosen money over love, and then they
literally say that they spoke about it, that they a
bunch of the couples were like, okay, so if they
give us the choice between like money or love, like, well,
we'll take the money and then we'll split it, yeah,
which is exactly what I kept saying, like, there's no
(39:35):
reason to do this. There's no stakes, there's no They're
not going to say, like you can never see each
other again.
Speaker 3 (39:42):
One of them has to kill.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
You have to like, you can take the money, but
then you will have to kill have someone will someone
will die that you don't.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
Yeah, it's squid Changeries, Yeah, exactly, combined another show with
it's but it's real life squid games. Yeah. So they
and they actually say we would take the money and
then I go see the person the next day. And
then Well says, and then you would just split the money,
and they go yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
Back to your point before about Well's going like this
is so dumb, and Well's probably trying to explain that
to producers like guys, this is so dumb.
Speaker 3 (40:12):
Let's not do this. Yes, so stupid? Yeah, sweet wells, And.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
That's basically it.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
Well, before we go, let's do a quick f Mary kill, okay,
and not kill. When we say kill, we don't mean really.
We're not advocating for really killing you. Understand why we
have to say that, But why do we have you?
Somebody said like, be careful, so okay, you know, not
really kill. You're also not really going to marry this person.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
But are here we go?
Speaker 2 (40:41):
Sean uh huh Dale elhia. Oh gosh, I made it interesting.
I guess you just have sex with Dale.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
Oh my god, Yeah, I guess I'm married married, get
rid of Alicia. Okay, it more fun, That's very fun.
Speaker 3 (41:01):
He'd be a nightmare.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
We're gonna marry her night mayor though maybe Mary Dale,
I don't know, maybe that's not the best one. M Okay,
let's say you have to sixty nine and regular sex
Spencer Andrew Dale.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
Oh god, I'm gonna go anal with Spencer because he
seems like he might have even though he's very tall.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
I think he was a little piece, so it kny.
I don't know about that, but I think he would
be gentle, Yes, good, And.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
What's my other one?
Speaker 3 (41:37):
Sixty nine Orale and Andrew sixty nine?
Speaker 1 (41:40):
Regular sex? Okay, regular sex with Andrew h sixty nine
with Zale? How about you?
Speaker 2 (41:47):
Because he's so tough. I mean I think I think
I would choose the same. So I guess we're in
a little bit in competition, aren't we. I guess we'll
have to see who they choose. They get a say,
I'm so sad that Keith wasn't in this. Oh that
would have been it so much better. Not only do
I have, like am I little out of it today,
but I also have a migraine. So just so you know,
(42:08):
if I sound a little like eh, I'm probably gonna
throw up this second we're done. I'll tell you guys
to know because you're my friends. Okay, So yeah, if
you'd put Keith in there, I mean I would choose
him all off.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
But I'm gonna give you a quick one, Okay, quickie, Okay,
But this is just it's not f Mary Kill, it's
the same. It's sixty nine sixty nine regulationary, yeah or
anal Okay, and your choices are Keith having Kim or
carried two point zero.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
Okay, Okay, I hope people stayed to the end, because
you know, it's I mean, what a shame if you didn't.
Let's see, this is tough. I'm gonna have a regular
missionary with Keith because that would be the only one
I'd want to look at. That would be the easiest
person to look at.
Speaker 3 (42:55):
You know, Oh boy, I wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
He's with Gary exactly, exactly and definitely because that'd be
the person at least want to look at.
Speaker 1 (43:06):
And he's very oh yeah, and he wait you me
kept Kim.
Speaker 3 (43:10):
No, Gary would be so gentle Gary two point oh.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
Yes, yeah, he would be gentle and you know, all
tripped out about it, so that'd be fine. And then
Captain Kim sixty because he probably be really good at it.
It's very physical. Yes, that's his love language.
Speaker 3 (43:28):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
If he decided he was into it, he'd be into it.
Speaker 3 (43:32):
He felt like, stop, I'm good. You have to fake
it so many time.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
Four times you're like, I'm good, we're done, and then
he'd just like keep going.
Speaker 3 (43:45):
That's the worst. I'm not trying to put anybody down,
but that is the worst. You're like, hey, I don't
think so. I just they just won't stop. Yes, I
know that seems like a good problem to have, but like.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
Trust us, it's not. It's not great. And Captain Kim
would be that guy.
Speaker 3 (43:59):
So I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
You guys, this has been great, it's been really fun,
and I guess this is it for Paradise.
Speaker 2 (44:05):
We're done now for Paradise for now, although you know,
obviously be on our Rose Pricks Patreon.
Speaker 3 (44:11):
By the way, this just in while we were doing this,
starting to make this so long, But we've got some news.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
We've got some updates.
Speaker 2 (44:18):
We're both very obsessed with the Scott Wolf Kelly Wolf situation,
and I have a brand new updates. So we're gonna
have an earlier Hollywood cringe this week. We're gonna get
give you guys a couple more while we're waiting for
Golden like a couple more each week, and we're going
to talk about that. So if that's of interest, listen up.
But also be on our Patreon because that's where we'll
(44:40):
still get some Bachelor in Paradise like behind the scenes. Yes,
so they're gonna still do shit.
Speaker 1 (44:44):
Yep, they're going to break up. They're gonna yeah, bring,
We'll bring the Anal sixty nine en missionary, So yeah,
stay with us all right, Bye everybody, Sorry, bye, sorry
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