BIP: S10 E2 (part 1): Zoe Needs a Vibe Check

Botox Brian is switching up a little on Zoe, Parisa and Ally Jo arrive then Suzie shows up complicating Justin and Lexi's romance. Plus, Dale doesn't look like a good kisser. 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:14):
What's up, everybody. Welcome to Rose Pricks. It's our Bachelor
in Paradise coverage, and we have a lot to work with,
a lot to work with because the show was six
hours long.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
I don't know if.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
People realize that that they extended it to six hours,
which seems well, I'm not even I'm not joking since
there is a part two.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
God, I cannot, I can't, but let me let okay
positive macro note, because we can be tough. We can
be tough. And I said this off air, I know
we're not on air, on like radio air. What if
I thought we were on the radio this whole time?
What if I thought we're on the radio, I'm broadcasting
this live. We are sort of. I mean, it's internet radio.
You know, it's the same situation, it's the same thing.

(00:58):
But what was my point? My point was that I
said to Stephanie, I really liked this episode. And I
have to say, I know that there's a lot of
things that we don't like. The changes and it's too slick,
and they love islanding it and all that. That's all true,
but this has been a refreshing show so far for
me to watch compared to maybe the Valley. Maybe it's

(01:20):
just compared to the shows that like, I really just
don't like watching. But this is like I was invested.
I like other than Zoe, I'm kind of like into everybody.
I like everybody sort of in a weird way, even
Jeremy a little bit. Like I know, I know, I know,
I've got a lot to say. Afraid. So you're saying
you like Jeremy, I don't love him. I'm just saying

(01:41):
I could tolerate him a lot more than I could
tolerate a single person on the Valley. So I really,
like I said, it was refreshing. I gasped a couple times.
I was kind of I like the kissing booth. Why not?
I mean, why the fuck not? That's like a dream
of mine. Wind not people I want to make out
with and make out them. Fuck yeah, that's exactly what

(02:02):
I'm ting. I'd like to see them elevate that into
like oral sex, but they're not gonna do it because
it's abc they're so prudish, I know, get with it, love,
what if we lie? It's like the kind of thing
that kids do. They're like, but Johnny gets to go
to the concert and like Johnny doesn't get to go
to the concert. You're just saying that, what if we
went to ABC and we're like, but on on Hulu

(02:24):
they do oral sex.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
They're like, they don't even they don't even research. They
just go, are you are you sure?

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Yes they do. They're like, well, I'm gonna call I'm
gonna call ABC and if you're lying to.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Me, yeah, But then they don't call ABC and then
they start showing oral sex and people go crazy and complain.
Then they're like, you guys, you said, like, well I
thought they did. Wait are you sure they don't?

Speaker 2 (02:51):
They're like, but you know they did on my TV.
I guess I have a different broadcast. Like, no, that's
just not possible. But John So.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
I swear, I swear I I could be.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
There's like a one percent chance I could be mister married, right,
I guess don't get I'm grounded. Okay, So do you
have a macro note? Did you like it? You know?
I did?

Speaker 1 (03:16):
I didn't hate it, but I was you know, I
get like a little bit caught up in certain things
about the editing, where like and we'll get to this,
like with the kissing booth, I was like, Okay, so
you're trying to make it that nobody else picked this person,
but yet I know they did because later there's like
a thing with Zoe where they try to make it

(03:37):
seem like nobody picked her.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
I can't stand and that's the only one. Zoe is
my I don't know what the word is, not kryptonitecause
she isn't. She just bugs me. I don't know what
she would be in the super if we had to
make it a Superman, and we don't. We don't have
to make it a Superman reference. She's my lex like,
I just don't like I just don't like her.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Well do you think it's because it's triggering because she
got so needy and we have both been needy points
in relationships, so it makes you go like, oh God,
did I ever behave like that? Okay, no, I'll push
back because the two people that I relate to are
I hate saying this out loud. I can't believe it
I'm saying it, but Alex, for sure, I feel Alex

(04:22):
to my core.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
I am totally like that. I'm actually studying her to
be like Holm down. This is what you look like
when you make a joke out of every makeout session.
This is what you look like, and guys don't like it.
So I'm like learning from Alex and I'm a little
bit Jill sometimes. And Jill is annoying as fuck. You
are not.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
I'm going to push back. I am going to really
push back. I don't know what you think. Like you
didn't go to like clown college. You're not in any
possible way. Jill is out of her mind.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
I don't know. I mean, okay, all right, either way, dude,
I just so constant voices Jill everything that you don't
think you would be like, oh my god, I cannot
be around this person. No, I don't do You're right,
I'm I'm Alex if I had to choose somebody. But
Zoe is just like she's she bugs me for the
same reason she did on her season. She's just like,
I'm just not about to play like that. You're not

(05:15):
gonna play me like that. She is just a no,
she's not even a fun villain. It's not even like
I like a fun you know, when Kat or whatever
was just like, I like a just nasty little villain
on the show. She's not even that. She's just not
somebody I want to hang with I've never liked her.
I stood by it. I don't care. I don't care.
I just don't wize. Well, you did like her briefly

(05:40):
never At the very beginning of her season of with Grant,
I think we I think you did like her, and
I was the one who hated her, and then I
kind of came around on her. I would have to
show me the receipts because I don't think so, because
my feelings about her are so negative that I can't
even imagine, like maybe there was a second where I
think there was a second where she sort of she

(06:00):
trauma dumped, and I was like, Okay, well I feel
the trauma. You know everybody has, Like I felt empathy
for her for a second, but I would never hang
with her. She'd if I had to rank everybody on
this season guys and girls, of who I'd want to
have lunch with, she would be last.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
There's no idea I remember and you might remember this.
At the beginning of the season of Bachelor, I was
really irritated at Zoe because she kept saying like we
make an amazing couple, like we're so good looking together
when she was doing yeah, and I was like, Okay,
that's gross.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
Remember I kind of did her voice because she's like,
I'm so smart. I'm I'm like, I'm an astrol physical scientist.
I'm I'm a scientist but also a model. This is
not crazy. I'm both I'm a model but also like
really smart. Like I'm a little bit like too smart
for modeling.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
So like that's why I also had to like do
some scientists work, but like it's so weird. Like every
time like I write like a good article for like
Science digest, like they're like, could you also pose for
like some modeling, some science modeling, And I'm like.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Oh, you're not gonna like this. We're gonna fight today,
I think because I don't hate Brian as much as
you do. And I'm gonna tell you why. I know
he's a dick. He's a d bat. Like I can
see he's a he's he. I would have totally had
a crush on him in college. He's a frat boy,
but he's kind of cute now. I even when he
gets all red in the sun with whatever retine. I
don't know what's going on with his skincare. I know

(07:25):
he does a lot of facials and he needs to
maybe stop like scrubbing his skin so much. But I
I was on his whether we like him or not,
whether we think he was cute or not, I'm on
his side versus Zoe. Like he's like, dude, relax, which
is kind of what you're going He's such an asshole. No,
we are gonna we're gonna fight over this. He's so mean.
He's really really mean.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
And he you know, if he doesn't like Zoe, I
I don't. He's he's awful and he's just like, yeah,
I just want to like fuck women, and like I
don't really care like Jeremy.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
They're all saying they're kind of all saying that, and.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
So that's why I also can't stand Jeremy. Yeah, well
I don't like Jeremy.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
See okay, well let's get into it.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Let's get he's just our macro thing of like you
think you're liking a nice guy. Think he's like a
nice Jewish guy, and he's just worse than the other
He's worse than the others. That's yes, I go for
one of the fucking cute guys at that point because
and I don't think Brian's cute, But.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Do you think he's the cutest guy right now?

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Oh my god, I don't think I think any of
them are cute. Let me think, let's go through it.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
Let's let's do this, because like, who if you walked
into a room, they're all too broken out and buffed out.
So I don't really like that anyway. I think Spencer,
I'm gonna say Spencer. Spencer's the cutest I would choose.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
I mean, I would probably have to choose Spencer at
this point too, and that was the first thing that
came to mind. But I don't think he's that cute,
Like I wouldn't be like, oh, there's the hot one.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
Let's get into it and then we can figure as
we go. We can talk about our feelings about each guy.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
Okay, I will just say if they brought back Hakkem,
it would be one hundred percent Hakm jk Oh.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
I know that you love Hakim. I will tell you
who it isn't for me, Dale.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
I knew you're gonna say Dale. See, I knew I
knew it. Don't think he's good looking. He looks like
he's been made by AI. Yeah, he does not look
like a real person. You are so correct. An avatar.
He looks like an avatar, the eyes avatar. Yes, just
called him avatar. Okay, yeah, that's creepy. Avatar is creeps
me out. I think he he talks like he's AI.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
He has no personality. When he smiles, it just looks fake.
It looks like an avatar. There's no character in his
face whatsoever?

Speaker 2 (09:39):
Right, right? Exactly?

Speaker 1 (09:41):
He's and oh my god, I have to say this
right now. This is like this is almost a macro
note about him. Every time he's talking, he's staring off
into the distance, like he's like thinking about math or something.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
Right, it's not thinking about math. I don't know what
he's thinking about. But he's not there, right, not there,
He's not part of this.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
He's just like or he's thinking about how hot he
looks and how everybody wants him.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
And I just I dislike him. Yeah, I don't dislike
him strongly. I have no feelings about I have the
same feelings as I would if somebody sent me like
a thumbs up emoji, like he's just nothing. He doesn't
bother me. I have no feelings about him. That's just
the truth. What about what about? How do you feel
about Jonathan Okay, this is embarrassing because I think he's

(10:31):
a total cheese mageese as we did last when he
was on. But I kind of don't hate him. I
mean I think I don't understand, well, well, get let's
get into it, because he had the whole I was
confused by what he was doing with Jill. But I mean,
like it's slim pickens, So I guess he's not as
bad comparatively. He's not my type physically, but I can

(10:53):
see how he would be considered pretty sexy if for
just being honest, what do you think? You know? What's
not fair to men?

Speaker 1 (11:02):
The reason why there are so like the girls come
on and they're so pretty is because they're wearing eight
pounds of makeup, right, and guys can't wear makeup. So
it's like what they the only char can do is
I wear makeup, buff out.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
They can wear makeup, they can wear concealer. Guys more
guys wear makeup than you might think, where you can
put a little concealer. They can't decorate their faces in
a way that's like acceptable on a show like this.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Eyelashes, they exactly, they can't do lashes. They can't do
like tons of eye makeup and eyeliner and you know, but.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
They're also not expected to have long, luscious hair that
we know is like half the time fake because what
women can even do that?

Speaker 1 (11:42):
But that's my exact point. My exact point is the
women can all look a certain level of beautiful because
there's so much makeup, right, But the guys are kind
of like, if you're not super buff, like that's kind
of their way of like, so they have to work
a lot harder at That's.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
Why Spencer's so cute. Even though I know he's kind
of annoy he is cute. Agree, he's just a chill dude.
But like he's a chill dude. I said, he's just
a chill, like laid back dude. He's like, well, I
got friend of mine. He is from Dallas. I kind
of want to find him. I'm sure they all once
they do this show, they're all just here. They move.
It's like the Real World cast. I used to see

(12:20):
road Rules and Real World casts every time I went
out in my twenties. All yeah, they would whatever season
they'd be on in New Orleans, Chicago, wherever they were,
they would move to LA to try to make it
almost all of them, and I would see them for
a couple of years, then they would move out and
a new cast would move in and hang out and
try to host shit. Remember when that was the thing.

(12:41):
We just hosts shows. Yes, it was always like they.
I was always up against like real world people. Anyway,
that's a different story. But okay, so Zoe, we open
with this long tease of what's going to happen at
the end. The Bachelor in Paradise, they are all about teases. Yeah,
they tease what happened last week, They tease what's gonna

(13:04):
happen this week? You you know, they're just they're teasing
what's going to happen in this season. It's like, all right,
you don't want the fucking show, right, And then Jesse
comes out and goes, if you think you know how
Paradise works, you don't.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
You think again, It's like it's just a horror movie.
It's just another shitty reality show. They're all the same.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
I don't think any of us are going to be
aghast at like the twist.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
I mean, okay, so then we get our new I
want to say this, The open is shitty.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
I don't like it.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
It's so much better the old way that they did
the open with almost Paradise. I know they made it
so much cheesier. I think they're not being cheesy on purpose.
I think, do you know what I mean? I think
it's like, Okay, you're being kind of serious with the
guys with their like just checking their hair and doing

(13:57):
a peace sign. I felt like the guys are not
in on that joke. I think the guys are actually
thinking they're being kind of sexy.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
Oh, they definitely do, for sure. Okay, so yeah, no,
I just wrote that it's slick. It's too slick, and
they're all kind of deep bags. So we kind of
catch up on everybody. Jessin Spencer Zoe's bored. I mean,
how can you dislike? How can you like Zoe more
than I do? Like, I can't. I'm not saying you

(14:25):
like her, but like she doesn't. She doesn't get to you. Oh,
I don't like her at all. Don't get me wrong.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
I'm just saying, like I already didn't like her before,
but I also and and the fact that she even
chose Brian in the first place, and I don't but
he's such a player and.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
I didn't feel.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
Let's let's just go through it. I am definitely not
on Zoe's side. She's she's ridiculous. Yeah, But I also
do think she does come from trauma. She's just an
angry person and like she has a lot of work
to do. And I think that Brian is I think

(15:09):
she would be like this with any guy, right, But
I don't feel sorry for him because I don't like him,
so I guess, and I totally get that.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
I don't feel sorry for him, and I totally see
that he's like a dick. I get that, but I
just like, I'm on his side in this case. That's it.
Like I just am like, she's way too It's been
one day, you know, Yeah, but he clearly did just
start acting different to her. I think he just won.
That's fine.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
He wanted the rose, and then the second he got it.
It's like sex with some guys, Like the second she
slept with them, he was like, yeah, I'm done. But
did she actually feel good? No, I'm just making that.
I'm making an analogy. He got what he wanted, he
got the rose, and now he's really clearly like not
into her, and I think that's what she's like, Well,
that sucks. Like these other guys were into the girls

(15:56):
that gave him a rose and you're just done.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Yeah. Anyway, well we'll talk more. Let's talk more about that.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
Okay, So let's see day four.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
We're somehow already on day four, right. I didn't even
write down day four, but I just said Jeremy says
Bailey was looking for reassurance. We didn't. Yeah, is that
where you are? Or like he's sort of saying like
she needs reassurance and I don't.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
Know, and I have the Jonathan narrates that like Alex
and I are chill, like we're chill, which we're gonna
find out later they're not that chill and they've not
even really made out.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
That's why I kind of think he's kind of a
decent guy. I think he might be an okay guy
because he's sort of trying to be nice to his
friend Jill, and he's like he likes he gets Alex.
He thinks there might be something deeper there. She's a
little off. She has a little off, yes for sure,
and he's trying he's trying to like make it happen.
I think he's I think he's showing up pretty pretty
all right. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
So, and so before we get to I have that
Zoe and Brian are together. But this is where Zoe
tells us like when she got up this morning, she's like,
Brian did a one eighty and was giving me the
cold shoulder. I'm trying to do it like a scientist's voice,
and was giving me the cold shoulder. And then we
see Brian just being a dick already. He's like, y'all like, uh,

(17:18):
bubba tea what yeah? And they're like, no, it's boba
t and he's like, oh whatever.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
I don't know, not like the he's got like, okay,
he's got like a and this is not positive what
I'm about to say. So don't get me wrong. It's
got like a Mark Wahlberg. He's got like a bossin
vibe that's to me douchey and sexy at the same time.
And I can't wrap my own mind around it. I
know it's flawed on my part, but like there is

(17:46):
something like I don't know, but.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
Well I would explain it because I really don't like that,
like I hate it, well of course, and I see
I would like, oh my god. I this was so
triggering in so many because Jeremy really triggered me. And
the guy that believes he's like the nice guy somehow,
but he's not.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
I am so with you on that. He also looks
like a Jewish dad in Miami, like a almost a grandpa.
I literally wrote way later, like an hour later, I
wrote that he's reading like a sixty year old accountant,
and I was like, that's okay, and that's okay, that's fine,
Like he can that's but he's just when he was
like on his date, I think, and the way he

(18:28):
was walking, just the way his chest was out and
he's all sunburned and everything. It's like, oh no, but
that's not his fault. That's not what makes him. That's
not what makes us not like him. What you don't
like is that he's that guy. He's a player, he's
that guy.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
Yeah yeah, And he's also making esthetic choices.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
These are choices.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
He doesn't have to do his facial hair that way,
he doesn't have to look like that. He could choose
because he lived by all he wishes.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
Nick Fiele's goals for him. No, Nick File is like
a hundred times cuter and I don't think he's cute,
but I just think that. I think he's cute.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
His whole vibe is really off for me. But I'm
not trying to be like a bitch about all of them.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
I'm not. You know, Boddy's calling you that girl. Don't
don't say we do not say that word about ourselves,
only about Zoe.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
Yeah, yeah, well yeah, so all the guys are are
like in a doucee circle talking about how they're totally
open to other opportunities, which is like, you assholes, You
just got roses from these women that you played and
played and played, and now you're like, yeah, I don't know,
except for except for Spencer and Jonathan, I believe that

(19:43):
they're Like Spencer especially is like nope, Like I'm into
my girl right, which.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
We are Justin at the time, and Justin he was
very happy at the same you got to give Justin
and I feel for Justin, which we're going to get to.
I do too.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
I like Justin. I like Justin, and I do not.
I'm not feeling Lexi, but well, we'll get there. So
Jonathan says, is it Jonathan or is it Jeremy is
complaining that Bailey's looking for reassurance.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
Jeremy is saying that Bailey is looking for reassurance.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
That she's gonna get his rose, and then they do
a little flashback of and he says, oh my god,
how can you like him? And he's like, yeah, I
mean I told her like yeah at the time, but
that was at the time.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
Which was like six hours ago. I meant it at
the time. It reminds me of one of my favorite
books movies Postcards from the Edge, remember, and it's prayed.
She's like, you said you love me. I'm ment it
at the time, but it was literally like that morning. Yes,
she was like, what is it? Good morning? That was
the joke. She was like, what is it like some
kind of flu that's going around? The love and all

(20:47):
the Carrie Fisher equips were so good. We need her
here helping us with this. Oh my god, totally you're
not going to get that on another podcast, somebody referring
to him Mike Nichols Carrie Fisher Project with regard to that, like,
I'm so sorry, but like you're fucking welcome. Yes, absolutely anyway.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
So then Spencer's like, even though you know, I really
really like Jess, but I I'm open, And then they
pan over to Jess and the editors do her so dirty.
Here do you remember this scene? She's just drinking out
of this white water bottle, but they just she looks
like she's like wincing. I don't know if it's the
sun or if she burped, or she's just making weird faces, right,

(21:29):
which would be anybody. But yes, yeah, then botox. Brian
is like, yeah, you know, I just want to make
it really clear, like I'm open to other opportunities. Also,
Zoe super clany, but she is super cleany. She's being ridiculous.
She's terrible. It's the worst possible.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
I just don't feel for Zoe at all, and I
don't think the Brian's great. So both things can be true,
but I try to choose one of them. I would
choose him. She's gonna be big mad, Yeah, like this
whole time, I'm going to say something positive because we
can be rough. Bailey look gorgeous. I made that, No,
really does. And she's not being annoying. No, she's I
like her. Later she vocal fries a little bit to

(22:07):
the thing. I didn't love her vocal fry, but she
looks incredible. She's chill, and then oh, two people this
is when two people jet ski in. This probably drove
you crazy because it's so long that they have to like, Okay,
we know two people are coming, just tell us, just
have them walk in. And it's Parisa. At first I

(22:29):
was super annoyed that it was her, but then I
kind of she kind of grew on me this episode
a little bit. She's fine.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
A lot of these girls and guys like, they don't
do well on the actual show, and they're competing personality
wise with so many people, right, and then they don't
stand out. But yeah, this does really give them an
opportunity to show their personalities.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
Yes, and then I've changed my mind completely about Ali Joe.
I love Alie. Joel is here. She's on a jet ski.
She's coming in from New York on Jersey whatever the fuck,
she's coming in hot. But I have to I like her.
She's a she's all my friends from college. Really, Yes,
they were all Jersey Long Island girls. They're all like

(23:10):
in my alpha epsilon file. Let me shout out. I
do not shout out my sorority enough. A five, green
and white on high. I see you if you're listening.
A five. They're out there. But that's they were all
Ali Joe, and I actually really was like, god, I
kind of miss I miss that.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
I like her so funny, I don't. I don't like her,
but she's gorgeous.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
She is. I didn't know how I didn't notice her eyes,
like she's like, yeah, I boded some heads. What ifs Okay,
she's like a little gorgeous Judge Judy. She's like Judged.
If you ai Judge Judy's face with like beautiful blue
eyes and like Teresa Judice's hair, you'd get a little
Ali Joe. Yeah. I mean, listen, we need her on

(23:57):
that ledge, her on that wall. We need we need
some representation. We needed some representation besides Jeremy. You know,
I'm just saying, just saying I like it. Yeah, so
I put it some heads. I'm the type of I'm
just to kind of check this. I'm gonna get a
bullip in your business, I know, but I don't. I guess.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
I don't like it when people are like, yeah, I'm
just forceful, you know.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
I just like I don't give a fuck, Like that's
just me. Like if you don't like it, like go
fuck yourself. I like it, Okay, I don't always like it,
but for some reason, I think I think what it
is is the show needs a little it needs it.
It needs something different than just every single thing being
the same. Like I can't even tell Lexi from half
the other girls, So like we need a little short,

(24:41):
petite Jews. Yeah, thank you. Okay, So, uh they get
date cards right, yes? Yeah, well so Zoe.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
Yeah, So Zoe's really upset because with Brian right, and
now she's really mad about the girls showing up and
she's like, that's fine. Yeah, Ali Joe is here and
she called me out for stealing grant at the basketball thing.
Oh that's right, this sucks. I want to do a shot,
like I need to start drinking. She's so xan next out.
I know, I'm not going to really say that. I'm

(25:14):
not really saying she's I can't. I don't know what
drug she's taking, but she's on something, it seems. So
she decides that everyone goes to meet with Parisa and
Jersey Joe. I'm calling her Jersey Joe and says Ali Joe,
so Jersey and there, and Zoe refuses. She's like, no,
I'm not going to, and then she decides that she's

(25:35):
going to go have a talk with them, and she's like, hi, guys,
so like let me give you the rundown of like
everybody who's kind of a couple, like, but the main one,
main takeaway is like me and Brian like we're.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
Together, please roll together, don't bother. Please please don't take
my man.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
Just kidding, not really though, not really kidding, like, please
don't take my man.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
And they're like what E's been? I mean they immediately
are like, yeah, well then that's the one I want.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Right well, Parisa tells the camera She's like, yeah, I
had a vibe with Brian, like straight off, and she
kind of did.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
You No, I'm gonna I'm gonna go ahead and say
right now that I don't think those two are going
to last. I don't think Brian is gonna leave the
island getting engaged. Oh my god, I think it's gonna
be Say no, I mean, you know, they do have
a vibe and he has every right to go with it,
like that was all. That's all I'm saying. He I
think what you're saying and correct me if I'm wrong.
Is that please do you you feel like Jeremy and

(26:27):
Brian and that those dudes. They could have just at
least been nicer about it, like pretend to be like, yeah, yeah,
thank you so much for your rose, Like who knows
what will happen or whatever. I mean a lot of
people are coming, but you are saying, at least get
to know them better, least like the people that chose them,
like Zoe chose Brian, at least like. But I think
Brian had spent time with Zoe and decided, oh god,

(26:48):
she's terrible. I just so I don't agree.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
I think that Brian love bomb the shit at a
Zoe and was like, oh my god, girl, you're so hot.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
You're the one where being. They even showed that in
a little flashback. Yeah, how I was behaving. They're laying
in a hammock together. You know, listen, it's only been
like a day or two. I get it. But I
think that that's how he behaved with her. And then
she's saying he totally switched up as soon as he
got the rose. He was like, couldn't be bothered. He
didn't even say good morning to her. Yeah, he was

(27:20):
a dick. He was definitely a dick. But I feel
like what we didn't see knowing as awful as Zoe
seems to be, I feel like we didn't see him
get theck. I think he just got the dick. He
still should have said he's not an adult, he's not
a man. Of course, he should have said hot hello
to her and been nice. He's a dick, but yeah,
like shit. And also I think that what he he
triggered in her. And she even tells us that she's

(27:43):
got anxious attachment. So rather than be honest with her
at all, I think he completely changed his attitude. And
then I think she made it way worse by wanting
to constantly.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Have talks with him about what's going on, like, well,
you really switched it up. Well you didn't even say
ahead to me. Well, and then you know, that's the
worst thing you can do to a guy like that,
because then he's going to be like youw well, now
I really don't want to say hi to you, and
I don't even want to be nice. And then it's
a self fulfilling prophecy.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
Yes on both ends, Yes for.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
Sure, because then she's like, oh my god, he treats
me so terrible. Why does this always happen to me?
But she does that thing where she looks like she.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
Just took a bite out of an onion.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
Yeah, while she's sitting next to him, and he's probably like, well,
what the fuck do I do with this?

Speaker 2 (28:23):
Right? It's not very inviting, very I'm reading way too
much into it. No, I think that was very astute,
very true. Okay, So Parisa is like, we're nervous, we're here,
we're so late, and they was like, it's one it's
been like a couple days. You're good, You're not that Like, yes,
it's four days though, like you said, so longer than
we think.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
But also, here's another reason I don't like Brian. So
Brian says to camera, He's like, uh, yeah, it was
really cool talking to Parisa, Like even though I did
want to shoot her up with some botox, but like
that's for later. But he goes, looks wise, my type personality,
my type. I have a heart on right now.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
He said that. Yes, like you said, I have a
herd on. I yes, that completely, Oh my god, are
you sure? Yes? Yes? He what because I have a
heart on right now? He did not. I don't believe
he did. I wrote it down at the time. Maybe
John was saying it. You got confused. Are you watching

(29:20):
it with John? And he's like, then you just get
confused with what he says.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
But if it was Pepo, like Pepo, you're a girl dog,
you don't even get a heart on, like stop.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
Stop stop, okay it okay, you just start confused. You
just want to go for a walk. I just don't
have a heart on. Like our joke from earlier, I
can't imagine aby seem like, yeah, leave that in. That's really,
that's great, that's very summer house. I have a heart
on right now. My dick is so fucking car for
Bresa maybe something else that sounded like bad. There's no way.

(29:53):
There's just no way. The really m you guys, somebody
come with the tape. Bring it is the tail of
the tape. As they say later, we cannot, we don't
have time to do it. But if someone else can
do it, that'd be great.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
Okay, well, I'm open to having been wrong, but if
anybody else saw that and clocked it right in so
then so then Jersey Joe talks to Dale, right, and
Dale says, yeah, you know, I really don't care what

(30:26):
you do in life, just as long as you work,
like really hard at it.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
That's attractive to me. What he's a meme. He's a
walking AI fucking meme of nonsense, He's a AI slot.
Doesn't it make any sense either.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
So it's like you just want people to just work
like slave at whatever they do, even if it doesn't
pay well, because that's attractive as opposed to maybe you're
smart and you own your own business and then you
set up a life where you get to travel like
that's sorry, that's not attractive.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
I have to tell you, something gets on my mind.
And I know we have a lot to get to
and we're running out of time already. But every time
I think, every time you mentioned Ali Joe, I want
to sing my sorority song from Atlantic to Pacific. Sister,
just always stand, pled pledging, faithfull ya friendship Sis, just

(31:18):
take my hand, molda lorda Una Calsa green and wide
on Hugh something something something something. Thank you for letting
me do that. I really that really meant something to me.
You're welcome the whole song.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
Okay, all right, So Jersey Joe is uh, you know,
whatever she goes, she just has she has her heart
set on Dale and Dale goes.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
I had a one on one with Cat but she
got seasick. Ali Joe goes, Yeah, but I don't get seasick.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
Terry vibes a little bit. Yeah, well I don't get seasick. Okay,
that's something I don't do, all right, So that's gonna
be great for us.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
Then Hannah Brown and Wells show up and they're in there.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
Hannah, there, we do not she doesn't even speak. No,
f could have totally taken care of this whole thing.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
Guoy, what's the guy who's the animal handler from the
tonight show?

Speaker 2 (32:23):
Jack? Oh? Yeah, yeah, I know you're talking about Jack.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
They come in dress like that like they're, you know,
gonna be showing some animals.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
Yeah, so even say anything? Does she likesing? No reason
for her to be there. I just turned over the
first page. Wow, okay, I gotta stop singing my Strorety song.
You do not have time for that.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
So and also, why is Jesse ipadding in as he
calls it, I don't know what you don't need that
you already have. This is overkill you've got. There's too
many chefs in the kitchen right now, like doing stuff.
It's too much, like you need three people to explain
what the chemistry test is exactly what you want to kiss.

(33:05):
He got it done that one sentence.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
Why we fix it? Why don't we be like, Okay,
we know what it is. We don't even have to
jesse on zoom blah blah blah. But one thing I
want to point out before we get to the kisses
is that Jeremy keeps oying and I knew you were cringing.
Let me tell you guys something if you don't know
this about you are both Jewish, obviously, and we don't
like it when people like amp up the like OI

(33:28):
like olt. I don't know why what it triggers in
both of us, but we don't.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
Well, for me, it triggered. It's a it's a family thing.
It's my mom being on the phone with her uh,
with her sister and her in laws, and then as
soon as she'd be off the phone with them, she
would be suddenly talking like a Miami like yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
Oh my god, yes that and I always yeah, it's something.
It's it's like a generational thing. But I had to
tell my mom so many times, like don't don't do
the voice, like when she'd be talking about her grandmother
and she like, I'm like, we don't need to do
the voice I do. But yeah, so he was oweing
a lot. I don't know if you heard it, but
I was like, fine, I gotta go kiss these ladies

(34:06):
in this box. He always looks like his back hurts,
you know what I mean, Like we're so I want
to I mean, we are self. We are not salvating.
We liked Jeremy because we were so excited that he
loved his mom, and like, oh yeah, we liked him back. Yes,
Then he made the mistake of like hanging out with

(34:28):
what's his bucket? We cannot evan? Yeah, whose name. I'm
so glad his name doesn't stay in my mind, but yeah,
and then partied with him and sort of yeah, like
apologized for that dude, and that dude was that was
the worst thing we've ever seen on the back. I
can't believe we don't talk about that more. I can't
believe that's not even talked about, like in research papers,

(34:50):
about how bad, like how that even got allowed to happen.
Oh care with you? Okay, So so it's so dumb.
They're all swipe. It just shows everyone swiping, and everybody's
gonna swipe on everybody except for as we know Spencer
and Justin, who was like, I like, I like my lady,
and Wells calls them idiots. I enjoyed that moment. He's like, yeah,

(35:11):
that was kind of funny. That was great. Yeah, we
didn't even there's no Hannah. There was no Hannah to
camera that I remember. That's insane, nothing, not even a
line hold on one second on one second.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
Yeah, so Hannah Brown nowhere to be found, never needed her.
Do you want to go through these kissing basically quickly?

Speaker 2 (35:34):
I'll make it. I'll make it quickly. I'll make it quickly.
Jonathan goes to the kissing booth. First, he and Alex kiss.
I was. I noted that they have a little chemistry.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
Uh, but then later we're going to find out that
people say they don't have chemistry. And this is where
I noted that she basically says it. They basically admit
that this is the first time they've really kissed.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
Now I can't remember, and this maybe later because I
wrote all everything down. But one of them was the
worst kisser, and I thought it was Jonathan, somebody somebody
was really tongue and I'm hard it was Dale. It
was Dale.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
He was putting his entire tongue into people's mouths. It
was so gross.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
Okay, so was Jonathan had a little tender kiss with Alex. Yes,
and it was a little awkward but good. And then
Ali Joe popped in. That was next, and I just
was like, that felt kind of weird. Then Parisa Yeah,
bops in with him and she's chewing gum. Oh that's right,
and they show they do a little circle of her gum, which,
of course right.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
Then Bailey mm hmm comes in, and then Jonathan is
being kind of.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
Funny because I said Bailey was a little smooch. That's
what they called her on the Chiron, a little smooch,
a little smoochy. It was cute. That was cute.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
And then Jonathan is like, oh, I feel kind of
bad for Jeremy because I'm kissing his girl.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
You don't care. And she's a good kisser.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
And then he says that Alex was the best kisser
because he has to say that politically. Yeah, and then
he says and then Bailee, Yeah, they're trying to stir
up a little bit of drama exactly. Then the producer
comes in. He's like, all right, that's it. They try to.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
We asked them to break the fourth wall and they are,
so we can't be mad because remember I was like,
wouldn't it be better if they just started like showing
us producers and stuff. I literally have said that so
many times two people I know on the show, and
maybe they just I'm sure it's us that made them
do it, except.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
A lot of this wasn't true. So then it made
me kind of mad, I know, because they do it.
I think they did it to Zoe. But then later
she goes to kiss somebody else, so it's like, okay,
so somebody else did pick her. Well, so Zoe's next, Yeah,
she goes in, but she's like, yeah, I'm just kind
of like I don't know if Brian's trying to ghost

(37:44):
me or like what's going on with him?

Speaker 2 (37:47):
Right right? But then he shows up and it's supposed
to be this kind of nice moment, and I just
wrote they make out you. I'm not sure why I
wrote you right, because it's so like intense. You're right
about the love bombing. He's definitely confusing her. I mean,
he shows up right there and makes out with her,
so that's odd.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
Yeah, and then the producer comes in and it's like,
that's it for you? So I wrote down I was like, okay,
well wait, so did none of the other guys say
they would kiss her because and Brian said he would
just kiss everybody? Or did she not agree to kiss
somebody else that wanted to kiss her? But then later
she's gonna make out with somebody else.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
So it makes out with Abbail, I believe, but not
in the kissing booth. So at that moment, nobody I
guess wanted to make out with her. I wouldn't. No,
it was in the kissing booth. Oh oh, well then
I don't know. Oh so yeah. So then Brian is
up and he goes, yeah, I mean, Zoe's always there

(38:49):
for me, but like I got my options open, baby,
And then Parsa comes in and they make out right
and they seem to have a nice time together. Then
Spencer and Jess have their big kiss. Who gives a shit?
Then I wrote you on that one too, and I
don't know why. Oh, I wrote, he's not into it.
That was my feeling. I obviously don't know about that,

(39:13):
but I just didn't And no one else came for
Jeremy on that. I don't know why. I thought that.
But yeah, then Bert Justin we called him Bert Uh
oh yeah, yeah, he kiss I.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
Was only swiped on LEXI right, and then she's feeling anxious.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
And I wrote, she's not into him either. I don't
think that she's into Justin, which we kind of find out.
I think she later panics when she's like she probably
thinks other guys are going to show up. She did
she wasn't into him, and I and I spoiler when
we get to why he chose what he chose. I
think he kind of got that. I don't think she
liked him. You could tell him the kiss that she

(39:54):
wasn't in him. Well, she's literally going to like break
it off with him later and then beg him back,
so I mean, and it's pretty obvious. So now Dale
is up, Alex literally stumbles in, falls her way in
like Jack Tripper. Yes, I feel it, I feel it.
And then he's very he's so tonguey. That's the first
moment that I was like, oh my god, he's just

(40:16):
licking their face, says I wrote. He puts his whole
tongue in her mouth. Yeah, he does it with Kat
and Ali Joe, and I just wrote, I can't watch this,
and then you're right, Zoe shows up for him, yeah,
and then that's yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
So obviously that was a whole little that was like
a little skit they were trying to do, which was like,
oh sorry, Zoe, nobody else picked you.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
Well obviously Dale did. Yeah, good whatever, good point they
had to like tighten it up, you know.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
So then Zoe confronts decide she's going to confront Brian,
which is never ever gonna go.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
Well do you think it's gonna go? Well, if you
say it's for a vibe chet, Hey, I just want
to do a vibe check. Do you think God'll go all?
I just really need to do like a vibe check.
I can't bro vibe check.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
Like so cool, you didn't even give me any attention today,
Like you didn't even say hi, And he's like, well,
brom just having coffee right now, Like that's really critical
like that, that's like you're really coming down on me,
like kind of a you're analyzing and overreading the situation,
like okay, like like just because like I don't say hi,
or like look at look in your direction, like why

(41:19):
are you reading into that?

Speaker 2 (41:20):
Bra. They're also all misusing attachment issues. This is, as
we've talked about many times, narcissism. All the words that
have become buzzwords over the last five years are being
so misused. He's a dick. It doesn't make you an
anxious attacher, Zoe. I mean, I don't know what she is,
but you don't need to throw that out there, like, yeah,
the guy was into you and now he's not whatever

(41:41):
like it. Don't You also.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
Don't get to go like, well, something to know about
me is I'm an anxious attacher, like your head treat
me as like differently exactly.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
She was doing a lot of that.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
She was.

Speaker 2 (41:52):
I literally wrote that down. Next, she's like, yeah, one
thing to know about me is like I don't play games,
and the other thing to know about me is like
if you play games with me, I'm gonna come like
fuck you up. She didn't say that exactly. I am paraphrasing,
but she was saying basically, you know about me, It's like, yeah,
I'm just like really anxious attachment. We are one step
away from people. Just one thing to know about me

(42:13):
is that like I get like really upset in fights
and I will like try to cut you in the face.
Like that's the one thing I know about you. There's
no other thing because that's pretty awful. One thing to
know about me is like if we fight, I will
punch you. Oh well, that's thank you for telling me.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
She says, uh, I don't. I don't play games. But
another thing, you will have no piece if you're trying
to play me. It's like he has no piece.

Speaker 2 (42:36):
Now home, move on, Like oh my god.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
So she's like, I just I just want to be
like cool with you. I just want to be cool.
I just want to go with the flow or whatever.
But like if something changes, like you know, you want
to approach somebody, like please let me.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
Know, obviously, I mean. And then Presa shows up exactly
at that moment, like oh this is when Ali Joe
pulls Dale. Well I have two that.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
Then Brian tells Parisa like you know you're the They
walk away and he immediately is like you're the only
one I've actually been excited about, Like you're it. Like
I'm I'm like you know what for nooe like grosses
me out, Like I hate her, but like I really
like you.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
She's on the date. Yeah, then yeah, the Dale thing,
nothing much happened there, Kat pulls Jonathan. No, Ali pulls Ali.
Joe pulls Jonathan as well, right, and gives him the
date card. Yeah, she's trying to well.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
Alex talks to Jonathan and then Jersey shows up and
pulls Jonathan away. She's trying to be really assertive. Yeah,
and then she pulls Dale and talks to Dale. But
then Jersey asks Jonathan for the date, and Parisa and
Bo talks. Brian are going to go on a date,
so they go on a double date.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (43:59):
So now we're on the double date, which is all shit.
I hate me too, I just wrote on barely.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
Let's Toork. Now you guys are gonna climb climb on
each other and then and then there's gonna be arm
rustling for no reason. Right, This guy John the introduced,
some guy that doesn't speak comes in and slow, oh,
like okay, all right. He's probably so mad. He's like, wait,
you flew me, but you refuse to pay me even
for an under five because like you didn't give me

(44:28):
one line. I don't get to open my mouth, therefore
you don't have to pay me. Like was this close
to making my health insurance? Eduardo? Anybody let's let's hook
Eduardo up. Yeah. Okay. So then Marisa and botoks Brian
sit down and she's like, you know how, like a

(44:48):
lot of people say they're looking for someone to grow
old with, I'm looking for someone to stay young with. God,
what's up? It worked so hard on that am alert.
So Zoe is pissed. She's talking to Jeremy. Uh, and
I was just.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
Also, but let's not let's let's not skip over the
fact that now Bo talks Brian just in case this
comes back. Okay, listen, if he really is into Parisa,
then I will eat my words. But he is fully
now love bombing Parisa. He's like, yeah, no, like I
am looking for a fiance, like I want a long
term relationship, and like you are it, Like you're so cool,

(45:26):
Like I'm really.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
Feeling that with you. Okay, So you've known her for
two hours, right, No, he's definitely doing that for sure,
and it's I don't think it's gonna work out well,
just based on who he is. Right.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
So at the resort, though, Zoe is uh holding Jeremy
and Bailey hostage, and it's so funny because they're both
just looking so pained and she's like, look like Brian's
treating me like really bad, Like you know, he was
like being so weird and disrespectful and like the switch
up like was too much, Like I shouldn't be treated
that way.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
Are you gonna leave him? Then? Are you going to
stop talking to him? And she's like, nah, I don't
think sad I mean, and they're oh my god, yeah,
I kind of like Jeremy in that moment. We could
feel him. Yeah, he's just so.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
We find out that Jill is back, right, there's like
people making out and then Jill comes back and she's
just going They show a flashback of her on Paradise
the last time, just going crazy, like crying, screaming.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
Yes, I never crying. She's also the kind of woman
person I should say that does fake accents for no reason.
So it's like, okay, so ask me for a date.
Just I'm Jill and just be like do you want
to go talk? So ask do you want to like
go talk for a minute. Oh I don't know. I
don't know why I said like that, Okay, yeah, let's
go talk. What if I was British, No, I'm not British.

(46:47):
Definitely not British she's a pizza pie, a pizza but
I don't know why. Speaky Joe. She's Spooky Joe from
Vanderhurst Rules. She's not work. They are equal, they are
maybe the same person. Okay, Spooky Joe is exactly my
love Shwarts. Did I say that? No, you said that

(47:11):
Spooky Joe is worse because Spooky Joe like, was you
know in people's faces? Yes, you know, ex husbands and stuff.
So she's just look, she pulls, she.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
Pulls, justin aside and just switching voices every two seconds.

Speaker 2 (47:26):
She's like, you think it's free. Who we're gonna hit
it up with. I need somebody, Like it's gonna be
like if you want good looking this or yeah and Jonathan.
And then he's like, but if you want like smart,
you want is this Jeremy or or you? If you
want attention, Jeremy, I'll give it that cheese. She's like,
he's gorge Jeremy. I mean he's cute. Oh my gosh.

(47:49):
She's out of control.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
Okay, so then they kirn her a few minutes later,
and her kirn is Jill desperate for love.

Speaker 2 (47:56):
Desperate love. Remember when we made Stephanie and I had
a TV show optioned. We always like, we've done a
lot of cool shit. Yeah, I remember the show within
the show was called Desperate for Love. We were making
fun of reality shows like this. I don't know why
we don't bring it back. I swear to God we should.

(48:16):
I mean, I'm I'm in fact gonna make that happen.
It's a funny scotch. No, it would be a great show,
and we're gonna pitch it again, I swear to God. Okay,
but yes, Desperate I love the chy run work. They
were doing a good job there, but she was very
Jill's very like she's not like other girls, not like
other girls. Well let's we're talking like that.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
It was so over the top. So then Jersey is like,
I might I can't do the accent as well as
you can, Like I might try for Dale, you know,
or like Jonathan, Like I don't know, Like, uh.

Speaker 2 (48:55):
I don't know, I don't know who I'm gonna pick,
you know what I mean? I just you know, I
don't know. I'm spock plug, you know, I throw off
spots like in the song.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
So then Lexi takes Justin aside, and this is where
she's like, oh, yeah, she goes, I just feel like
your energy's off.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
We are energy is off. Oh she's like, what about Susie.
It feels like you're really stuck on Susie.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
She goes, yeah, I had to kind of build up
a wall because like I need to protect my heart,
like you know, because like I don't know if you're
dealing with like a clean slate. So then nobody says
but then he says which and I am on his
side same, So this is so he goes, well, like,
if I'm just if I'm being honest, like I haven't
seen you at all, which makes sense because she's been

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avoiding him because she doesn't.

Speaker 2 (49:45):
Just like him. She want to kiss him. We saw it.
We saw it with our own eyes.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
So then this is where she goes, Okay, really well,
let me elaborate on that.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
Let elaborate on that.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
She's like, I came here to meet somebody who's like
fully ready, and you know, who has no pass. I'm
here to meet somebody who's like never dated anybody in
their entire life. And so I thought it over and
guess what, I'm not going to be able to move
forward with you romantically.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
Okay, it makes no sense. It makes no sense because
the guy's pick. So it was sort of her way
of like really kind of sending herself home because if
the guy if she's so, and I I know, I
respect that because she's just like, I don't want to
drag you along and you've got to, you know, but
it's the guy's picking. So it doesn't make sense for
her to say, I want to find somebody else that
I'm really into, because like, how are you going to

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do that? Who are you going to go after? There's
nobody there that you like? You know, and now you're
like it made no sense to me, and I didn't
really understand it, but I felt so bad for Justin
in this moment. Yeah then okay, then bump bump bomb squiggy.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
Oh yeah, okay, so that but also that also, she says,
she does tell it. Remember Oh, this part though, is
I just thought interesting from a like a relationship, like
a gas Lady relationships standpoint, She's like, listen, like, I
just want I want you to be able to like
go pursue other people, right, And then he's.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
Like, I don't want okay, but your whole.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
Point is that you don't feel like you're worried that
I'm going to give attention to like other people, or.

Speaker 2 (51:18):
That I'm not serious.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
So I was being his buzzword very intentional by only
pursuing you, and she's He goes, I thought that's what
you would want to see, and she's like, no, I
think you should date other people. He goes, yeah, I
don't want to, and she goes, well, I want to, right,
and he goes.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
I even do it. I can see how that would
be hard to say. Sometimes you just want to be like, hey,
I think we should just chill out. But what she
wants to say is I'm grossed outed and like kissing
you whatever.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
Right, But she's but the whole thing is that it's
gas lady, because she's trying to make it seem like
you're you're just not over your ex, right, So that's
why I'm not moving forward with you, when the truth
is you just don't like him, right, right. But that's
why I'll try to make it his fault.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
Right.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
But it's very confusing to a guy, and it's really
interesting from a viewers standpoint to go, oh, that's what
she's doing. But it's playing mind games with him because
he's confused he's like, I don't understand. Okay, right in
this moment, He's like, Okay, you're basically telling me you're
friend zoning me.

Speaker 2 (52:20):
So you're saying you don't like me.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
It's not because of Susie. So yeah, so it's just
it's interesting what's going to happen later. So she goes,
she goes, I just need to take a pause. So
that doesn't mean and she's being very mind games. She's like,
it doesn't mean I don't like you or that I've
changed my mind, but I need to.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
She wants to keep that option open because she knows
that the guys pick she's not into him. I don't know,
Dun Dunn. Before we get to that, I think, before
we get to Susie, we should take a break. Oh yeah,
you're right and say hello to some of our people
on Patreon, which, by the way, you guys doin Patreon
if you're not already on it, if you'd like, you've

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had a couple of people joining. I know, and we
appreciate that. We have quite a few people joining, including
Kathy Callman and Don Lee. Sarah Baker, thank you so
much for being here, Jenny Harden, Jane McMurray and Yarborough
take us Home.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
Sherry Shannon and Paul Sullivan Well, Silly Sullivan, Yay, Yeah,
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Speaker 2 (53:28):
Andrea Andrea. I don't know why I always say that.
Andrea Crawford and Richard Dick Frollicker. Yeah. And Sean is
our man, and he gives his shout out to a
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They're a furniture bank that helps families making transitions into
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Speaker 2 (54:10):
Hell yeah. And our friend Laura Stewart at Aspire Counseling,
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You do not need to live in Denver or Colorado
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Speaker 2 (54:55):
All right, We will see you guys in like just
a few minutes, yeah for part two. See yeah, fine,