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Speaker 1 (00:13):
Hello everybody, and welcome to Rose Pricks. It is Tuesday,
and you know what that means.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Now I may sound in the past, i've sounded maybe
more excited, like uh huh oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Oh yay. But today today tried my patience.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
You mean yesterday tried your pace? Yesterday last night. I'm
sorry today when we're yes, not today, not this morning.
But when I watched this last evening, I was like,
what the hell? And I have a macro note, macro note.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Thank god.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I have a perfect title for this, which is what
somebody said in the show early on, What show are
we on?
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Is not a good title? I show us this.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Because what show? Because I I used to love the
MTV Challenge. I used to watch it like every season.
In fact, I had a couple of friends. We would
get together and watch it well into our thirties, I
want to say, even like forties.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
We my friend Aaron and.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
His wife, he would they would host a thing we
would like order in, drink Margarita's and watch the Challenge
like we loved it.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
And then one day I just couldn't watch it anymore,
like it just hit you, you hit a wall.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
But now I'm like, well, I guess I'm watching it
again because that's exactly what this is.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Okay, well, this.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Is what I don't understand, and maybe you can explain
it to me as somebody who did previously not love
the challenge. I it's I don't understand. I mean, how
do you follow it?
Speaker 3 (01:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
I don't I never did even on those shows. The
whole the whole gist of the MTV the challenge was
to was those kind of things, but I would I
found myself as I got older, just fast forwarding through
those things and only watching it when they were just
getting drunk in the pool, so it was less and
less time. I could just watch it in like eight minutes,
you know what I mean. I'm like, I don't care
who wins because there's so many. It's like, you will
(02:12):
get this clue. You will take this clue, and this
clue will give you a key. You have to choose
the right key. If you choose the wrong key, you
will get electrocuted. I mean, it was just madness, and
they must have explained it to them a hundred times,
but we didn't see that. So the way they make
it seen is like like Johnny Bananas just gets it.
I'm like, is he some kind of fucking genius, these guys,
these kids, Johnny Bananas is a genius.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I think if he's listening, I love you.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Here's the here's another thing that I find. I don't
know if it's disappointing, and this will come up, we'll talk,
we'll talk more about this. But a lot of these
people are just aggressively dumb and I don't want to say.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Yes, listen, I.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Did not go to college, so this is not really
about education, but.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
It makes me it's giving. These people.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
People didn't read books, they don't know how to pronounce word,
they can't read. I mean, we'll get to yeah, but
like more than one person had never heard of the
word spigot.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Now I'm going to push back because I had a
feeling you were going to say this, and I have
to tell you, I sometimes get really nervous when I'm
reading and eyes are on me, and I think, especially
if I was on TV, there'd be certain words that
my brain and I'm not trying to say like, but
like some people are dyslexic, a phase it.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
You know, there's all kinds of things.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Where you can read that word, but out of anxiety
or whatever, and you're reading in this like there.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Remember they're in these like little boxes. I'm going to
push back.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
I think you're giving these people way too much credit
because it's not First of all, they argued, it wasn't
like anybody was like, oh my god, of course spigot,
Like how stupid nobody did that? They were like, huh what.
They continued to call it the wrong thing, even when
their partner was like, do you mean spigot, wouldn't you
(04:00):
just go like, oh my god, yes, spagott.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
How is that spelled? How is that word spelled? I've
thought about this a lot because it's probably.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
The ig ot spagot.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
I don't know why someone said spy and that was weird,
like spy got spy goat. But they acted like what
what are you? Why are you giving me?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
You know that word nobody uses. I don't know that word.
I didn't really know that word. I wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
I would probably pronounce it right if I read it, probably,
but if I was sweaty in a box with a
walkie talkie that was barely working and like going under
you know, you're under the you're under the gun. I
don't know, man, I honestly, I really think there's like
and I'm not trying to be like, uh, none of
us can read.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
We're all together, you know what I get. I get
what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
But I do think we have to take an account
like learning, you know, disabilities and stuff like. It doesn't
mean that someone's not intelligent when it comes to reading.
And maybe I'm just I used to remember, like, remember Passover, y'all.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Remember Passover.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Was the show for a certain Yes, y'all remember Passover, y'all?
Speaker 2 (05:07):
You say it is, but you know, they passed this
little book around and you had to read from it.
And I hated that because it's weird, Like I wasn't
that nervous doing stand up, but I did not like
like reading something out loud. I didn't like public speaking.
It makes me really shake, and I didn't like it.
And sometimes I'd say, I mean, granted, most of those
words are in Hebrew, so not my fault.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
I guess for me, it was the arguing about it.
It was the what what word?
Speaker 3 (05:33):
What is that? Now?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
What does that anything mean? It's like, okay, bigot, I
don't know. I guess to me, that didn't seem like
a hard word. But I just I think it's not
that they're dumb, it's that they're aggressively dumb. It's that
they're like fighting back about things that just make me go.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Not trying to learn, is what you're saying. They're not
taking the opportunity to. Yeah, they're just like, that's on you, guys,
what are you some kind of dum What is it?
The seventeen hundreds?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, it's like and I've told you
there are certain things that I have read words. I'll
never forget being humiliated by calling something a lapel and
having a guy go do you mean lapel? And I
was like, I could do that, I would do. I mean, look,
I do that all the time. I've done that when
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we've done reads. You know, you've done like I'm.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Like, what is this that? And that's fine.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
But I didn't go like, well, I think it should
be called a lapel. I've never heard of that lapel?
What Like, I didn't argue about it and go, well,
that's dumb.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
I don't. I don't Why would I know that word?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
I was like, oh, guess I've only read that word,
heard it in my head a different way. I told
you about the other one, which is the word assuage.
I always thought it was a sewage.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Hey, you know that right.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
I'd only read the word before, so I pronounced it
that way. But I didn't pronounce it that way super confidently.
I was just like sewage and somebody was like, no,
it's a suage. And then I was like, oh, woof
always been saying that word wrong.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Say this. But I didn't go like, well, it's not
it's not spelled that way. That's stupid. Yeah, I get it.
I do have.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
I have some corrector friends, and I'm not a corrector friend. Like,
if someone said to me, even in this day and age,
even someone I like adore, if they're like irregardless, I
would note it and be like good. But I wouldn't
say anything. I don't think I would. I just don't
think if someone said irregardless instead of regardless, I don't
it would have to be even my best friend. I
don't think i'd make him feel bad.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
See.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
I guess the thing is that irregardless, I would think
is a way more common mistake than just going spigott
spy got. I don't know it bugged me whatever. I
guess I'm just a judgmental bitch. No, No, I mean
(07:59):
that's what I feel. That's what I feel like you're saying, like,
that's not true.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Friends.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
This makes me laugh because this was a to bring
it back around, and we'll get started to bring it
back up around two and just like that, which we
we will probably maybe we will do a full episode
just kind of digesting what we went through with what
the roller coaster and kind of reading some what a
lot of people wrote about that we might we might,
it might need one more episode at some point. I
(08:26):
have some things to say and I want to talk
about Sarah Tuska Parker. But it reminds me of the
Sex and the City episode I think where Miranda was
just like, do you guys think I'm judgmental?
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Because Steve had told her that, and the girls were.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Like what that's critten no, and it was just funny, funny.
It'd be like if I said, do you guys think
I'm anxious? I read as anxious?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Like what?
Speaker 3 (08:50):
No, Well, when you told me that you have add
and I was.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Like adhd adhdh yeah, I was like yeah that tracks
you were like wait you were like yeah, you were
like what, yes, You're just not being told this, I mean,
you're not wrong. Everyone's reaction to that has been that
like I got professionally sort of diagnosed, and everyone's like
no dulla.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
No dou, no dou.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Okay, So listen, this episode was not all it could
have been. And problem is that the show has taken
a dark turn into just being a different show. And
that's why you're going to call this what show is this?
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Or what show? What show am I on?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Whatever we decide, you'll be surprised. Well you won't because
you'll have seen the title before you even start listening.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Whatever. Stop you guys judging Stephanie just because she's judging you. Don't.
Let don't.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
But this episode was definitely the worst so far. Oh
where it was like, what are you people doing to us?
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Now? It's Survivor.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
First of all, there already is a show called Survivor
and it's currently airs. Maybe not right the second, we're
not mid season, but there it already exists. So do
you think the producers what kind of kudos were they
getting when they're like, oh my god, here's what we're
going to do. We're going to make it like a
beach theme and there's going to be like signs and
keys and people locked in trunks. Didn't anybody go, oh,
(10:22):
you mean like they've done on Survivor for like fifty seasons.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Didn't anybody say or were they like what you've solved it? Yes?
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Well, and Survivor and the challenge it felt more challenging
to me because of the way that they were like
in couples and that they're younger, you know, for the
most part. Right, well, we'll get to Keith and Kathy,
So Keith Keithy as I like to call them, that's
their celebrity nickname is Keithy Keithee.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
So we do the previously previously, and I just made
a note to myself that I was like, I don't
even remember who won the challenge before and that, and
then I wrote to myself, Oh, I guess it was
Jeremy and Bailey.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
But whatever, which we're going to skip over a lot
of things, like the big fight that they were having
with Brian, like nothing mattered. Everything we've already gone through
just didn't lead to me, Yes, can I tell you something?
Can I tell you something interesting really quick? You'll not
And then I swear to God I would get a tract.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
What you don't swear to God, I swear to Jesus I.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
I just read this thing that is so interesting about
did you see this thing with the South Park creators,
you know, Matt and one the Trey and Matt Huh
tre Perger, matt'st.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
So they have this thing that's gone viral for the
last few years.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
They gave this like really cool interview to this to
this college, like a screenwriting school, about how to write
the perfect screenplay. Okay, so every thinking about it in
terms of a South Park episode or a family guy,
they're like, never if you're putting your scenes on post its,
you know, and you're putting that up on a board,
no scene should be like this happened, and then this happened,
(12:04):
this happened, and then it should always be this happened,
therefore this happened, or this happened. However this happened. So
it's it is like always acknowledging the scene before. And
I say all that to say that this show, this
realit even though it's a reality show, could go by
the same rules.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
It does not do that. That's an editor's rule and
it doesn't do that.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
There's no like there you know, these guys got in
a fight last week, and therefore they're still kind of fighting.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
No, they forgot all about it. There's nothing to be said.
It's so stupid.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Or these guys were fighting, but now they're best friends
because they had this conversation.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Yeah, they know none of it.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
None of it matters, there's no which is why we
don't care.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
We exactly what they were saying on the thing, like,
no one will care and it will just be disjointed.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
And that's what this feels like.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
I mean, we start with all that with keith and
with Keithy, they're just gossiping about everybody who cares.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Those two should not be friends. No, they're not right,
she shouldn't.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
And also, I mean listen, and people are gonna people
are going to disagree with me on this. But I
just I think that Kathy is she's so unlikable. She's
extremely unlikable. Yeah, she's out. I mean, she's just off
to the side, being a bitch and trying to be
she's trying to be strategic, but she's just not coming
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off like a nice person, right, and it's not fun
to watch her.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
So I don't care.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
So that's another I don't care all right, so I
will say this, I'm so happy to have the song back. Okay,
almost paradise. They actually went back to the original, the
original opening to the show, and I was like, thank god,
thank god.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Okay, interesting, I skip that. I do skip that.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
I skipped a little of the gossiping too, because I
just didn't mean to. I was just like, oh god,
we have to We don't need to recap where everybody is.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
We know that.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
But then unfortunately I stop skiing when Brian said I'm
on the chopping block.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
I had to hear those I don't like. Also, Dale
and Kat were working out together on the beach and
Dale said yeah, like sweat is just weakness leaving your
body and I just wrote, what the fuck does that
even mean? Hate him? Okay, I hate all of them. Okay.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
So then the yes, Keithy and Kathy are analyzing everybody,
and they do say about Alex and Andrew, and I
thought this was this stood out to me just for
a second. They pointed out that Alex seems way more
into it, and I was.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Like, you know, sure, yes, I agree with that. Andrew
does not seem that into.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Alex agreed, although Andrew never really seems that into anybody.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
You're right, You're right. I think that might be an
Andrew thing.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Maybe he's just chill like that, and I'm going to
have I'm going to have an opinion that you don't
like in a minute.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
But basically, well I'll yeah, I did so.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Then Jonathan and Leah are having a strategy of trying
to tell people like we got to get rid of
the strongest couples guys because because they're not a couple.
Which here's another thing. It's like when these people strategize,
it's just it's like child's play.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
You're not very smart. No, they're not smart.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
I'm going to say something that's going to shock you
a macro about Leah.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Uh huh. I actually liked her in this episode. I
didn't dislike her. I don't know what like. I something turned.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
There was someone else that will get to in a
second that I disliked so much more that I was like, well,
I only get one. I just want to only have one,
one guy and one woman I really dislike, and I
think you know they are a couple, we will get
to them.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
But I really liked her.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
I was like, she's cute and she was being cute
later with Jonathan when she's sort of fake crying.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
I really like her too, and I'm this is what
this was going to be one of my things that's
going to make you mad. But I really don't understand.
I think Jonathan just doesn't like anybody, and I don't
get it. He is not He's had a lot of
different people that he could have been interested in and
he's not interested at all. And he wasn't interested in
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Jen on his season. And I just think he might
be gay, that's all I think. I think maybe he's
a sexual. Is that possible.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
He might, and he might also be gay, and like
just doesn't want to you know, that he just doesn't
hasn't quite you know, dealt with the figured it out.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Or maybe he's just.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Asexual and it just or maybe he's just not attracted
to the people that have been in front of him,
you know, like maybe that's just not his type and
that's somehow where like the like the chips fell.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
But but I don't understand, Like if you're if you're
a young.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Kind of open minded person, I don't see how he
couldn't have just at least had like a little fling
with her she's adorable.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
He doesn't want to hurt her. He doesn't want to
hurt her. Maybe I don't feel like that. I think
he would.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
I think she would be less hurt if he was,
like not acting repulsed by her physically.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
I think by the way we've said this before, they're
all they're all very attractive. You can't like really, especially
Keith and Kathy Kathy is I mean, you know, but but.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Uh, Jonathan.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Jonathan does have and I don't usually point out like
a physical thing, but he does. One of his eyes
is much higher than the other eye like Shannon Shannon
Geory Doherty. Yeah, oh my god, I can't pronounced doroty'.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
So just none all.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
I always want to say, like doctree, I always get
it all confused.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Yeah that's a singer from American Idol. But anyway, yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Well so, yeah, eyes is much higher than it's It's interesting,
like yeah, but here's.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
The funny thing. She is super attracted to him and
thinks he's fine and would love to make out with him.
He's the one that's finding fault in her.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Agreed, But I don't think that's the worst thing, and
I'm going to stand by it.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
I know on your point of like.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Why is he there? Why are they even there? But
now they're like, well we are, and we're not a
couple and we're cool now and let's try to whin.
I like his trends. I think he's honest.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
He is honest.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
I just it's just bothers me for her, because I
if I were her and this is going to come
up later, I would too be going like, what's wrong
with me? Yes?
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Sure? Like how she was everybody around.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Making out and this guy is acting like he's like
smelling onions. Yeah, which would be me because a lot
of people love onions but I don't, so I would
make that face.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
You don't like onions? No, I do? So, okay, chopping block.
Then Hannah comes in. God, now they're giving her lines.
Don't give Hannah anything to do.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
She doesn't understand what she's even saying, Oh I will
I think it's.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Hannah that says what show are we on? Yeah? She does,
and I appreciate that she said that. She's like, but
just to.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Explain all this, it's the new relationship test, new relationship
test connection and if everybody knows, connection is very important,
and she can't make the walkie work with Jesse.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
He was a little bit of a dick about it.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Actually, you know, it kind of gave us me a
little glimpse, like is he like a little dick behind
the scenes.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Probably it's not really that hard. Great job, Hannah.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Anyway, he comes in from nowhere, Why is he in
a different location?
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Just have him be there. He always is because his
whole vibe is, guys, I'm super busy. It's the opposite
vibe of Chris Harrison, who Ronnie and I used to
joke was just like hanging behind a porta potty, like, hey,
you guys need me, you want to throw me in
under five come.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
On him, like you see the side of his head
kind of lean into frame and then they're like Chris
and yeah, leans back Chris.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
So we used to say make.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
That joke about him, but honestly, Jesse is the opposite.
They're like, Jesse, we kind of need you, and he's like,
I'm not even in the country, bro.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Like they're like, it's kind of cute if they have
a cute I mean, look, Hannah's not our favorite, but
the way they're doing it, it's kind of cute.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Like with him and Wells and he just doesn't drive by.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
They're like trying to. They're trying to drive next to
him on the freeway, just sort of filming him, and he's.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
Like, I got I really got to go.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
They're like, can you just say this line about Hunter
treasure treasure, just say some words and we'll put them together.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
He's like, can't you just use AI. He's like, oh,
you're right, we can. We'll just do that. It's so dumb.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
So then they explain this nonsense, which is, like I said,
the MTV challenge, which is just too hard to way
too hard to follow. And I didn't I didn't try to.
You're gonna split up. There's gonna be three heats. I'm like,
what so to all of this is going to happen
in that long amount of time, two different and then
each one person gets in a box. You have a
walkie and they'll talk you through clues. You get the clues,
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you get the keys from the clues. Then you can
open the box and then you have to see how
fast you can get to the finish line.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
Oh my god, I.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Just wrote down Hunter clues, Buried Alive, couples, communication, walkie
talk and then I was reminded of how I've complained
to you when you sit down to play like game night,
and then you have to spend like literally forty five
minutes reading the and trying to understand the rules of
some like, Okay, we're going to play this board game
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called Agent Z.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
You're like, wait, what, Okay, is that a real board game?
Speaker 1 (21:20):
No, but like secret Agent or whatever or something zai
that's hilarious.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Like what you have to do is you'll roll the dice.
But you have to you have to like each person
has to put the dice. There's a bubble machine. You
have to put the dice in the bubble machine that
will make it a color. You choose the color. I mean,
it's but I forgot this part of the directions.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
You have to pick an icon, and then you have
to pick an avatar, and then you're going to put
it up on this board in another room. And then
somebody is going to be designated to go in the
other room and be in charge of all the avatars.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Wait what and then that person will not be named.
You do not get to choose. You will choose you
four people will designate. The namer will go Yeah, I
told you when I play those games, though, I'm like,
we're not doing any of this. Here's how we'll do it.
Monopoly is much more fun with me, As I said,
I you can trade sexual favors. You might not want
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to play that with your family, you know.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
I have like the opposite though of that too, which
is that so they've come out with these new Monopoly
games where I swear to god, there's new like twists
on Monopoly where there's like, oh yeah, han cuffs and
somebody's like it's it's somebody's going to go to jail
for stealing from the bank, or oh and this is
a real one. You can steal from the bank if
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nobody's looking and you swipe some money.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Love that I did that anyway? I did that.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Yeah, but I'm saying what it's actually part of the rules.
I with my kids was always like, hell no, we're
just playing it the regular way.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Yeah, it's taken me twenty years to understand the regular
rules we're going with that.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
I love Monopoly, but a faster way to do it
is you don't go, you don't roll the dice and
then buy things.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
You divvy it up up like a card game. So
what you get is.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
I think that's so much more interesting because what you
get is what you get, which is kind of what
life is.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
You're not really.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Making like ah, your soul by poorer place. No, it
would be fun if you're just like, this is what
you have. Let's see what you can do with it.
Got to make trades. Like I said, sex favors, that
gets your hotels.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
I don't know how's to do it.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
All right, So we do this nothing And it's also
then explained that whoever is the this is so dumb.
Whoever wins after all this gets an exclusive date.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
They don't need an exclusive date. They'd probably rather not.
They just want to be in the pool. Well they
get well, they also get immunity.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
They do get that. They get the first rows. Yes,
they get immunity. That's you should have led with that.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
I know exactly.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
And then they're like two, oh, no, I was right
there with you. I'm like, oh, a special date.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
That's this whole thing.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
They're at a resort. It's all been a special date. Yeah,
that's just extra work for them. That's extra filming when
they could just be eating. Exactly nobody wants is you know,
do go walk to the other side of the pool.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
There you're on a special date. Order a fruit. They're good,
they don't need it.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Like they're actually an adorable may I say adorable couple?
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:11):
And spoiler alert, they're just gonna get fucking tantric yoga,
which is right. It's just, oh my god, could these.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
Producers be any more lazy? Now I'm calling you out.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
If you're a producer of this show and you're listening
to us, come on, get it together.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
Stop, come on, talk about it, talk about it.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
So we've found out that two women are getting voted out,
which I was like, okay, we'mov voted.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Out by the group by our like winning couple, which
is different than last week, right, which is kind of
I guess kind of.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
Well, then it turns it into a show we don't want.
It turns it into a totally different show. What show
am I on? Right? Exactly?
Speaker 1 (24:51):
So, now Wells is supposed to kidnap everybody, which.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
I didn't understand that. Well, because Bert's Kathy.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
He bashes her.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Head into the into the roof of the car, Like,
how about this put the blindfolds on after you get
in the car.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
Right, as to say, she's like seventy years old, thank you.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
So don't get situated in the car, get your seatbelt
on now, put blindfolds on right so you don't see
where you're going, which is the only point. Why do
you have to march to a car with a blindfold on?
Spoken as somebody who broke her foot by just stepping
down one little tiny step. I fell down one little
tiny step at my daughter's graduation from high school and broke.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
My foot and was that's like a bone. Then six
months that's the thing, Like, that's like we get fretwork.
Did you know that like one in three or one
in four women will break just from being old, just
from like the bones. We're gonna break something. We're gonna
this is gonna keep going. Yeah, we are so fucked. Okay,
sorry to start to make it about and then a pause,
(25:58):
So that had to bring it back to Kathy, like yeah,
he just knocks it. She's like concussed.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
They never bring her back. They're like, let's just leave
her concussed in the in the box. That's why she
has to just lay in the box and do nothing
for a while. They're like, don't go to sleep, don't
I know? They say to go to sleep, but don't
go to sleep when you're concussed. Try to stay up
however you can, they stay to go Okay, okay, so now.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
I just wrote the hunters go after people and they
have to Then the other people lay in a box
and they read clues, and then I just wrote I
would definitely want to be the person in the box relaxed.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
Oh for sure, right, Oh my god, yes, I was shocked.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
That we didn't get more arguing over who gets to
be in the box. Oh my god, yeah, totally. And
then all I have and I hope you have something
because I just wrote, so far Brian and Parisa are
doing better than Alex and Andrew. Let's see what I have.
And then I said, also before Alex, have you ever
head Alex? This reminded me a lot of escape rooms
(27:01):
And have you been to an escape room?
Speaker 3 (27:03):
I have not.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Okay, so I have been to several escape rooms because
this came about when my kids were just at the
age to like this kind of thing, and when they're
a little bit younger, they sometimes need an adult in
this in the room with them. Sure, Okay, I think
maybe I was triggered by escape rooms because it. They're
(27:24):
so hard, they're like impowrible.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
And I like that stuff.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
It's a very similar thing where it's like, Okay, we're
going to give you a clue, very much like the
thing where they had to wait, like okay, you're going
to add a necklace that looks like a rose. But
and then you're going to have to get these clues
together and that's going to lead you to a number. Look,
I could never get any of these kids out of
the escape rooms. That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
I don't like stuff like that either, because my brain
doesn't work like that either, Like when we STI do
you know, like your sat or when you had certain
comprehension tests. Yes, you'd read something and then you have
to be like, what is the final takeaway? And my
brain doesn't honestly, it would be like, well, it could
be a lot of things.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Whose point of view are we looking at?
Speaker 2 (28:05):
I mean, like I could never really do well on
that because smart, you know what I mean. I think
we're too smart for escape rooms because where our brain goes, well, okay,
you want us to get the thing, the purple thing,
but this kind of is purple. It depends on like
how you if you squint your eyes, that's kind of
a dark blue.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
What do you mean purple? Do you feel are you
saying mouv is not purple? Because you know.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Right right, and we'd spend our whole time on that. Yeah,
I can't. I bet that's like an adhd you thing too.
I'm not I'm certainly not focused enough right to do
this shit. So so the the spigo thing, Andrew tries
to tell Alex what a what a spigot is, but
he calls it a spigo.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
And then she's like, I don't know what a spygo.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Is and he's like a spige. She's like, I still
don't know what that is. I don't even know how
they figure it out.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
But they also said island as island, and that made
me it was a moment. It could happen to anybody.
It really could. It really could, because when.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
You're two row Islund and Spiege.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Again, that could be really that's like could be any
kind of learning, like just the way you take things,
in the way you visualize things and the way they
process in your brain.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
He knows what it is, Okay, some it takes a second.
It takes a second. Let's not forget that.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Andrew is also the one that when he was on
the Bachelorette, he was like, hello, my name is Andrew.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Oh I have a British accent. I thought he was cute.
He's like a little actor. He wants to be an actor.
He's not.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
I mean, think of most actors that you know that
you know personally, they're like, go to audition like they're not.
Like the Brad Pitt story, Brad Pitt would have probably
said island you see now, I mean like he's I
think I give him all the breaks. And I'm not
just saying that. I just think it could happen to anyone.
It happened to me for sure.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Okay, okay, But when it comes to these two couples, uh,
neither of them.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
They're not doing Yeah, they're not. They they don't quite
figure it out. This is Keith and Kathy are in
this right, No, it's.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
Brian and Port and Dale. The first one is Brian
and Lisa, and Andrew and and Andrew and Alex.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Yeah, and I and I have to say I thought
Brian looked hot again. I'm gonna say it every time
I feel it. I'm just this is a truth podcast
and I thought he looked hot.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
And well I like him now now that everybody hates him,
I'm on his side.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Looks good walking around And he wasn't getting upset, No,
he wasn't.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
They were adorable. Okay, but neither of.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Them win, right, But then Dale and Dale thinks. Dale's like,
we're going to Dale is also aggressively cocky and dumb,
and he's like, yeah, we're gonna win this because because
we're the strongest couple.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
But thanks when? Yeah? Yeah, since when?
Speaker 1 (30:53):
Also why does being the strongest couple mean you're going
to win the challenge? I don't even understand that. Also,
he is immediately annoyed at Cat like from.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
Made it one. He's like, what the fuck? What?
Speaker 1 (31:06):
What's why are you not speaking clearly into your walkie?
I hate rights like that?
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Oh you know, he's no good And she later spoiler
is like, we handled that really well and gets stressed
out and you show him just like throwing shit on
the beach.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
Fuck so that was cute.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
She doesn't she I don't know that she's the brightest
if I'm honest, Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
No.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
So if he was to have gotten her to the box,
which does he I think he does.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
I don't think they make it. They do not make it.
Maybe they got they didn't finish for sure.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
Yeah. And then we have Kathy and Keith who are
not doing well at all. No, and Kathy is very annoyed.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Cat is drunk and that was very funny later because
she's drinking. She's like, give me, put me in a boxy,
give me some alcohol. She says something like that. I'm like,
what is going on? And then Keith is getting so
frustrated with her. Yes, and he's like, are you drunk?
Speaker 3 (32:00):
Yes? Are you drunk?
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Like he's being a little bit of a dick, but
he's not having it. He's like, calm down, and she's
being a total cous.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
This is my thinking about Keith. And you know, I
like Keith and he's not getting enough camera time for
my taste.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
I like him. I would swear to God, I would
make out with him. He's a cutie pie.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
He's cute and he's very sweet, and I just think
that he doesn't. He's annoyed by the fact that Kathy
just every every time she's on screen, she's like, yeah,
we're not a couple.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
Tell you something, since you were very honest I would
make out with Kathy.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
JK jk JK.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
I have that's interesting, Idle, I feel like we cannot
skirt past you saying you would make out with Keith. Okay,
we're assuming you, like you had an open This is
like a hall pass.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
What would make out with Keith?
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Okay, Let's say you were like you were totally single,
you went out, you met him at a party, and
he like drove you home.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
You would make out with him in his van? Or
just mean if if I saw him on this show
and got to know him that way by watching him
on a tipe, if he.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Was somewhat famous on a reality show, you would make
out with him?
Speaker 3 (33:10):
Well yeah, because it wouldn't be the kind of fame.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Like No, if I just met him at like a
bar in Santa Monica, No, I would not make out
with him. But if I saw, if I got to
know him, like and if I saw his character, I
think he's sweet and he's he's always been.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
I thought he was sweet on Golden He.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Is sweet and when he says he says yeah what
he says on the Waki, he's like, are you drinking over?
I mean he's not me that sweet I'm going to
tell you I would make out with Spencer.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Sure, that's not even a joke. Yeah, I find him
to be kind of milk toast.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
This is the thing.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
This is because Keith is kind of annoyed at Kathy,
because Kathy thinks she's gonna win this show by just
bossing people into it, by just which we're going to
get to. But I think Keith is, like you you
see that he's trying to reason with her, like, hey,
let's come up, let's come at this like a slightly
different way, you know, and she's.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
Like, A, right, it's not that.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
The fact that she just doesn't care. She's not really trying.
She's really annoyed really easily. And he has to sort
of sort of take a step back and like let
her do her thing. And I think he feels like
he doesn't get any screen time.
Speaker 3 (34:30):
Mm hmmm.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
I feel for him. I feel for him too. But yeah,
they none of them make it. That heat does not
make it. Then we have the next heat Alicia against Leah.
Sean and Alicia and then Jonathan and Leah. Right, and
this is when I was like really enjoying Leah. I
thought she's being really cute.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Right, Jonathan has is like tries to he's here, no,
and then lady, it's a dog and I was like,
I love her.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
Yeah, She's like, oh shit, I gotta pet this dog. Well,
they all kind of do that.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
There's like dogs later that show up for everybody, really
really cute. Spencer does too, and that was a really
sweet moment. But we'll get to that. So they're doing
they're all doing a little better. I wrote, I'm so bored. Well,
can I say I still don't know how to pronounce
her Elise. It's a lease Alicia.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
Some people have pronounced it Alicia, and some people have
said Alicia. Yeah, I don't know. Can we just say?
Can we just say Celine Dion?
Speaker 2 (35:32):
Not in any way to put that's all I can
see when I look at her, So can we just
call her Celene Dion?
Speaker 3 (35:38):
Everybody know.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Yes, a lot of people don't listen to part one,
but you know what that's on them. So if you haven't,
if you're listening, you're in on the fact that Alicia
is Selene.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Yeah, I'll just say full Selene Deion so you don't
get confused. Okay, I'm not going to say her name
very much, but she bugged She and Sewn bugged me
so much. I don't like any part of it. She's like, yeah,
I was a track runner. Relax, Calm the fuck down,
you know A. Leah is just like trying to have fun.
She's laughing and she sees the dog. They're cute.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
I'm rooting for them.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
Yeah, I've got a little. I got a little behind
Jonathan Elia. I never I didn't see that coming, but
Sean I could do without. And they're being so super annoying,
but they all do well like and they're so smart.
I was so like, I don't I don't remember who
was I think it was Lea. And she's like, okay,
I've got the goblet, I've got that, like she's on it.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Yeah, I want to I want to say something that's
just from from game show and production experience. I want
to tell everybody something. When it gets to this point,
the producers cannot decide who's going to win a challenge.
They can't they can't do they can't push them to
(36:49):
kick a certain person out, which I think money. It's
money is on the line, so it's actually game show rules,
and they would get in so much trouble if they
try to do it.
Speaker 3 (37:01):
They still do it. Do you remember the movie which show?
Speaker 2 (37:04):
Yeah, so I was working for the production company at
the time that when they made that movie, which I
love because it was a Dreyfus.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
Oh you produced it? Tea, Yeah, it is a little
bit of tea.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
I mean, there wasn't really much tea except that I
had never heard that story before, which is about like
how they you know, back then.
Speaker 3 (37:21):
That's why they made those rules.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
They were really pushing the hot I think it was
Robert Redford that they wanted to win this quit but
the guy was like this nerdy Jewish guy that was
winning and they didn't want him to win. It wasn't
as good of a story, so they were like changing
the questions and giving him the answers. And it's a
really cool movie to go back. In fact, watch quiz
show as opposed to watching this show. I mean, listen
(37:46):
to our show, but don't you don't have to watch.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
But that is exactly my point though, is that was
a huge scandal and Bachelor does not want to risk
getting it.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
They would get in a lot of trouble. So they
can produce certain.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Things, but they could they can still you know, kind
of get people riled up about stuff. Other people said
they could do any of that, but they cannot help
any team win or get immunity. So even if it
was their strongest couple, like if if Spencer and Jess
had not won that challenge, they would be up for elimination.
(38:22):
So right, right, of course, I just thought it was
interesting because I was like, oh, okay, we're at this
point in the game.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
They can't cheat it, right, the boring part where like
whatever will be will be. But you're right, that is
an excellent that's a really good point.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
They cannot tell them how to pronounce bigot. They can't
help them in any way. But if that was they can't.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
Well they kind of probably can't because that would help
them along in some way.
Speaker 3 (38:47):
They have to just let them figure it out. Oh,
that is true, That is true. I think we should.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
Do two parts of this, Yes, and maybe we're maybe
we should do our shouts.
Speaker 3 (39:00):
Well, let's say hi to people on our Patreon.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
This is people at the ten dollars a month level,
which you could be on two and should be if
you'd like. Kathy Callman, Don Lee, Sarah Baker, Jenny Harden,
Jane McMurray and Yarborough, Jerry Shannon, you want to bring
us home, Paul Sully, Sullivan, Sid Weldon, Lauren Barnes, Kelly
d Andrea Crawford and Dick Frolicker. Diick Frolicker what I
(39:23):
just love that name and we love the name. We
love all your names. But Jan vage Pey, he does
that at the business level Patreon, which is only I believe,
twenty five dollars a month to shout out your full
on business. He uses his for his charity that he's chosen,
which is Houses into Homes. It's a furniture bank that
helps families that are making transitions into new houses. But
(39:45):
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It's Houses into Homes dot org to find a local
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Speaker 3 (39:56):
Also, my friend Adam Lerner.
Speaker 1 (39:59):
Is a car broker, which if you don't know what
that is, he will you tell him what car you
want or what your budget is, or you're looking for
a lease, and he will educate you and then find
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It aside for us. So Adam's got a car dot
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Speaker 2 (40:26):
And our friend Jamie Val we have talked about Jamie
for a while. If you've got that business you're starting,
whether it's small or big, whatever it is, and you
want to get those socials up and get the marketing up,
she's the person to go to. You want to go
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those numbers so they can get your business off the ground.
Speaker 3 (40:45):
Spitfiresocial dot com.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
And then, last but not least, our friend Laura Stewart
has this very cool uh trauma therapy where they send
you a headset and it involves like biofeedback. It's very cool.
It's called Denver break in Spotting dot com and you
don't have to live in Colorado or even Denver to
take it. They can do it anywhere in the country.
(41:08):
So just check them out, go to Denver Brainspotting dot
com and thank you and please come back.
Speaker 3 (41:14):
For a part.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
Yeah, yeah, I mean we have a lot. Because that
was just one page of my notes. Yeah, like, I
don't know if this is even gonna be two.
Speaker 3 (41:21):
Like this could be three.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
It might be three or four. It's not gonna be
four or three. Thank you guys so much.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
All right, Bene met it by bye,