August 19, 2025 • 45 mins
(PART 2) BIP has turned into Survivor or The Challenge or an Escape Room and we are not here for it! Sean longs to be a politician like his dad (who was accused of sexual misconduct). Will it backfire? Find out right now!
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Speaker 1 (00:13):
Welcome back. It's part two of Bachelor and Paradise, episode eight.
For those of you track, we think there's only ten episodes,
so I guess we're kind of It's weird though, because
there's still a lot of people left for there only
to be two episodes left.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
I know, I was counting that. I was confused by
the end. I was like, wait, there's six people left.
There's six couples. I'm so I didn't bother counting, but
there are a lot, so I think there's probably more
than two lat I bet they go to twelve.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
They won't tell us no. This is a new thing
in television, in like network TV. They just refuse. They
refuse to tell you on like Bravo shows, it's like,
there could be twelve episodes or there could be twenty five.
You'll have to do oh they remember they did it
to us on p uh Housewife, no too. Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
And then there turned out to be like twenty three episodes,
and I almost just like left the country. I was
just I really that was the most upsetting thing. Then
we be like we were like, how do we just
not we just stop, right? But then it turned into
the biggest gift because we got to know what's his face? Sorper?
Sorper and I can't believe I forgot his name. And
(01:33):
if you don't remember, Stephanie got me a cameo from
Sorper for my birthday last year and it was pretty
much like the best thing of the year for me.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
It was it was just it was really fun. It
turns out that he's really silly.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
He's silly and fun and funny, and I kind of
get it. We get it now. What we don't get
is now we're on Heat four, so where we are
on the show. You obviously need to go back and
listen to one because you know on part when we
all always like go off and tell crazy stories and
they're always sexual, So go back, yes, don't miss that.
But we're on these stupid heats where we have this
game and we're doing the MTV challenge of trying to
(02:11):
get these people out of like a treasure box.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Right.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
So now we are at so everybody made it on
the last one. Now we're at Bailey and what's his face?
Jeremy Spencer and Jeremy Spencer and Jess and I want
to point out my Spencer, my sweet little baby Spencer,
who's my favorite, helps Bailey, who's not even on his team.
He's like, that's your key, get that one that's yours.
(02:37):
Cute was that they are in a race, very cute.
They're in a race, and this is like, it's almost
kind of dumb because I mean, like, no joke, there's
five hundred thousand dollars, like, you know, you don't have
to help the other team.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
I know, horrible. It was really really really cute, and
you know he's a good guy. He's a great guy.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
So they go through all their dumb things. They make
it no problem.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
By the way, it's not Do you want a little
a little note about Bailey from me? Sure, I don't
like her anymore. No, the same same she's she's not nice,
she is not a girl's girl. She is very two faced,
and she's also just like whatever Jeremy says goes, which
(03:23):
is just kind of great. She literally says that.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
She's like I'll do whatever you want, Like, yeah, no,
there's something going. I didn't love her either. I guess
our first instinct was kind of right about her. We
didn't like her at first, No.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
We didn't. We didn't like her on her season of
The Bachelor. Yeah, yeah, we didn't like her. She was,
but I like her for I dislike her for different reasons. Now,
it's just like I don't like how two face she's
being in weird and kind of she has that like
dissipated thing that you point out with people sometimes kind
of xanaxy, just kind of like I don't really know
(03:57):
what's going on, but I don't really have to.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yeah, she's definitely and also the fact that like Jeremy
would be like she'd be so into that. Yes, I
mean before they even made the switch of what the
show was, She's like, I don't like it's all just
I guess maybe he has really strong pheromones. Maybe not,
I don't know, but I don't get it. She's all
stressed out, she's not doing great. But they finished. They
(04:22):
actually do finish. They both finish the thing. Mm hmm,
although Spencer and Jess finish first, right, so we know
that their time is going to be better.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Let's see. Yeah, there was they went. There wasn't a
lot of mystery.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I have to say, we didn't know because they weren't
all put up against each other like had they all
been at the same We didn't know what their time
was against like say somebody else who made it right,
like a Sean and Sean and Seline Dion might have
had a better time.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
We just didn't know, right, I guess. But that was
like the only surprise, which was just kind of dumb.
It's just the whole thing was like, okay, so here's
who won.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Oh okay, okay, Yeah when that was Spencer and Jess,
and I was like, yay, So Jess gets the first
row that he's obviously going to give to Spencer, and
then they all have to like figure out and decide
who stays. And I just rode stop saying chopping blocks.
Just don't say that anymore. Yeah, you know what would
have been. I actually would have enjoyed a little bit more.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
I'll tell you if if I have to watch a challenge,
and I wonder if you'll probably disagree with me on this,
but I would rather watch something like where they have
to like hang off of a you know tree.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
They do that on the Challenge or they used to.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Yeah, but I but when I have to watch yeah,
but when I have to watch like Survivor and I
have to watch a challenge, I'd rather watch something like that.
And then here's how you get sort of the couple.
Part of it is you have them, like you get
your get to stand with your partner and like encourage that,
you know, and see if they can hang on for
longer because your partner is like going, you can totally
(05:59):
do that. Just give it, you know what I mean.
That's more interesting to me than like run around and
find a clue that we how do we know? We're
not there, so we can't really get invested in the
clues because we're just seeing snippets of it.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
This is how I feel about Top Chef. I really
don't understand the point of talk. I mean, I get
so many people love it, but we can't taste the food.
All we can see is like it's interesting. I'll still
why I used to watch it. I mean, I get it,
but there's also something gross to me about seeing the
chef that was making the food. I don't want to
see the chef. Well, I don't know why. I don't
know why, but I don't unless like I don't know,
(06:35):
there's like I have weird things about that.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Well, I agree. I don't watch any of those shows.
But you know what show I love is Kitchen nightmares
because it doesn't really matter. I take Gordon Ramsey's word
for how shitty the food is at the restaurant, and
then I get to see him yell at people. But
that's yeah, it's.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
The yelling that you like then, because on top of
these these are experts telling it. I don't get me wrong.
I've watched the show and it's fun to be like, oh,
oh you I just don't like the running around and
now you're whipping up something here and you're on the
all because you know, it was a story producer on
uh cut season of Cupcake Wars, and so we watch that.
I mean, that's all produced and they you know it's real.
(07:14):
It's real because there's money on the line. What right,
So but it's a little bit crazy, like I don't
know why, and there's burners everywhere and there's no reason
to run. You don't have to run. It's just a set,
you know, You're just on a little restaurant set. Calm down,
make your eggs whatever it is, add your pepper, and
make you know, whatever however you want to make that
a thing. Yeah it's kind of interesting, but we can't
(07:35):
taste it, so it's like we just have to take
their word for it.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
But also even if we could taste it, like, I
don't know the difference between a cupcake you made out
of a box mix and like something you made, it's
not gonna I mean, I like a Duncan Hines like mix. Same. Okay,
I'm gonna that that cupcake is going to taste delicious.
I will tell you though.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
As I've said that they did, people always ask like,
did you get to eat the cupcakes? And yes, we
got to eat all the cupcakes. And it was really
cool because there'd be challenges like make a make a
turkey bacon cupcake, you know, they try to make it weird,
and it was like, you want to try that one?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
I never said no, and then unless it had like
beef in it or you know something I don't eat,
like beef or pork. But yeah, it was always pretty
damn good avocado cupcakes, you know, Like it was just
they had different themes and I very much enjoyed that aspect.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Well that's our show. How you guys enjoyed this Top
chef review.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Go back and watch season thirteen of Cupcakes and enjoy
my jokes.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Okay, so now they've won, we have all that justin
Spencer won, so they have immunity. So now let's get
to scheming.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
So yeah, they start scheming, and Keith and Kathy are
having a She's really being annoying.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
So annoying. She's like, you know, there's some people here.
I'm good, I'm doing. Her accent is more Chicago than me.
It's not New York, really, it's a little New York, right,
there's some people here who are unhappy, you know, like
Brian and Parisa. Oh, and then and then she's like
she goes up to these girls. These are I don't know,
(09:15):
a little group, but she goes you know, I think,
as a mom, you should really keep me around so
I can like support you guys.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
She's so manipulative. Oh is she supporting anyone that was?
I miss Leslie so much, me too, Like, how much
fun would that be if just a cool if cool
people were on. I can't believe those are the only
Goldens that was never taken. Seriously, that is so stupid.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
And they're just they're just friends anyway, And she's made
such a big deal about how like she doesn't care
about Keith, she doesn't like him. They're just don't like.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Each other as friends. I mean, I'd rather captain Kim
and Faith me too. Taken out orgasming, orgasaming, orgasming.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Oh my god, I ca I believe you can't pronounce
orgasm ing, have you not?
Speaker 2 (10:02):
We're gasming that word before or gas and yan king.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
So yeah, yeah, Kathy's like, you know what we should do.
We should take the people who are struggling and put
them out of their misery, Like who, like you, Kathy,
who has to drink in the box? Because you're so
angry at this, Like you're struggling, Kathy, you are on
the struggle bus. You who has to drink in the box.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Meanwhile, then we cut to Jeremy's birthday and I'm sure
we all have the same note, like what's he turning
sixty three? And then he goes he says this, and
this really bugged me. He goes, you, guys, I'll like
fumblet tmay Brian ha ha. And I was so annoyed
because it's like, yeah, haha, never dealt with any of that.
You tried to like ruin your entire character, not just
(10:48):
like scheme to get you off the show, to so
he could win. He literally tried to bring you down
and make America hate you. But you're like iven yo, Brian, haha,
you're like bumblet tamah.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
So annoying. Oh my god. And it's like so out
of nowhere that it's Jeremy's birthday, like nobody mentioned it
ahead of time. It's just like, hey, guys, everybody stop
what you're doing. Is Jeremy's birthday again?
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Like as I said, and go back to one. It's
like the the Trey, the Trey and Matt rule. It's
not it shouldn't be. This happened, then this happened, then
this happened. It should have some kind of flow to it, right,
it has nothing.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
It's so so.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Badly put together. Sorry, it just is.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Again. I wrote, Brian is hot. I don't know why, yeah,
And then and then Jeremy's like, guys, I don't know
you could do his voice, but like come on, shots shots.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Yeah, yes, and then they all That's when I said
Brian was hot, because he's like I don't care, I
don't know what's happening, but whatever, And I'm like, oh,
I can't believe I have such a crush on him.
It's bizarre, embarrassed. I get it, I get thank you,
thank you, and yeah he's good skin all right.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
So then I mean, I know it's all in a
laya time, which we did talk about in episode one,
which feels like an entire season ago. I know, but
a lot of you guys didn't listen to episode one,
So I think we'll just briefly go over the fact
that Leah is like I just like, like, h this
(12:19):
is Is this the part where she's upset? Yeah, she's
really cute.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
She's just like kind of feeling bad because everyone's making
out and she's like, well, I mean.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
And then he's just like, I know they're trying. They're
just trying to be both very people pleasy and polite.
And then she she says something really cute which I
could also see doing. She's like, I mean, we do
we do need to win the five hundred million dollars
and he's like, oh my god, if it were five
hundred million dollars, like yeah, I would do whatever it took.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
But he's like he's so sweet about it.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
She you know, we could all make that mistake, like
what if it was half a billion dollars that they
were going to win? But she's kind of joke crying.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
She's like, why not me?
Speaker 2 (12:57):
And he's like, oh, come on, and it's there's not
much to the scene except that she's sort of feeling
like unchosen and she's being honest about it, and we
all we have all been there, and I think they're
both fine. I've turned my as I said in episode
one of this, I've changed my mind on her.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
I like her now, yeah, And I've changed my mind
on him. Well. I don't think I was ever a
big Jonathan fan, but I just don't. I don't understand
why it he can't just like make out with her,
but whatever. Okay, we've already talked about breakfast. We're at
breakfast and Sean is trying starting to get shady. They're
all having So he's the fucking worst. We always knew
(13:36):
he was the worst. I'm sorry, but like, what is
the who's the Paul? Didn't we look up whose politician
dad was and it was ridiculous? Yes, so don't let's
not forget that. Okay, So here's a little here's a
little thing. This was This was somebody wrote this on Twitter.
It says a quick google of Seawan's dad and I
would not be name dropping him on national television. Sean
(13:58):
McLaughlin's dad is Steve McLoughlin, a former Republican. You know,
this guy's fucking maga, a former Republican New York State
Representative assemblymen twenty eleven to seventeen, with several career controversies
in his past, including once being disciplined for sexual harassment.
So hers, yeah, of course, and that's who he's like.
(14:20):
I love my dad, man, My dad made me love politics,
you know.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Oh my God with his giant and again, I'm not
putting down the religion at all, but just the giant
cross dangling, you make sure the prominent he's just something
that reads. This is not because of the religion. I'm
not in any you know that. I'm not putting that
down at all. Well, there's something about him.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Why are all these like really religious men, these Christian
you know, senators and stuff. Why do they all end
up in sex scandals? That's what you got ask weird.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Well that's weird too, But he's he gives me and
I know this is a leap. So just I'm just
going to say it like kind of clan vibes, you
know what I mean, he has a guy that's very
proud to be at a country club that probably does
not allow everybody. Yes and those yes, those still exist. Yeah,
so yeah, there's something very And I'm not saying that
Sean is in the clan. I know that that's like,
what would that be slander? I'm not really saying that.
(15:14):
That's just the vibe.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
How No, it's not like, well you saw him at
at a rally, right, at a.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Meeting at a rally. Yeah, I mean, well I didn't
see him.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
He had a sheet on, but I could just make
out like the shape of him, right, but here had
on too, So how could like he if you were
to accuse him, he would just accuse you. But you
know what I mean, like, yeah, well we did the
pheromone thing, you know how like they had that thing
where you could, like you could put your shirt in
a pheromone and then like you send it to your
spouse to see if they could choose your pheromones out
(15:43):
of the sturdy shirts. We did that with the.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Yeah, that was a long way to go because I
couldn't quite explain what I was trying to explain.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
But we did that with the sheets on a lot
of podcasts. You're not going to get like accusations of
being in the KKK. You're not going to get that.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Listen, I'm not saying he is. I'm just saying this
the vibe.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
I'm just saying like I'm saying, you are, oh right,
right right.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
But I'm also saying like, if this were the fifties
and I was casting a movie about something that was
like secretly in it, I would quit.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
That would be him. Oh my god. Yes, he wouldn't
even have to audition. I'd be like, I I saw
you on Bachelor in Paradise. Yeah, you don't have to
say don't say anything. Actually, so he's just being like,
do you want me to do like even a self tape?
I can do it, Like nope, huh huh, We're good
Celtic Okay where uh okay. So after yeah, so basically, yeah,
(16:38):
I was way back to the dogs. Alicia and Sean
think that Jess and Spencer are going to try to
make a play to save Jonathan and Leah. Listen, this
is the most me writing down the scheming that you're
going to get so Sacause after this, I was like,
I don't I don't know, I don't know but basically,
(16:59):
Sean tells Celine Dion, He's like, yeah, so like my
dad's in politics, and like, I really know how to
do it. I want to be like diabolical and totally
on board. She's like, yeah, okay, on board that. Yes
of course. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
She makes a big deal. She's like, yeah, do that. Yeah,
then I just have over that. We go to Parisa.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
I might have skipped something here, but for some reason
she announced she's like, Brian is my boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Yeah. I don't know why that happened. In his defense,
So so Shawn's already like walking around and he's gonna
get kissed, he's gonna manipulate people. And I just wrote
to myself, I don't understand what's going on. It's a
totally different show. Yeah, but okay, there.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Was a point where they're talking about something. Shawn's going
around with Dale. We've got the numbers, you know, such
a like fucking annoying kindness.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
We've got that.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
It's very a big brother, We've got the numbers. Let's
turn on here. And then he gets distracted and he goes,
look at that. But I don't know who he's talking about.
But I wrote it down. I'm like, that's my Brian.
Then he gets immediately mad when he realizes what Sean
is doing and then wants to immediately beat him.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
But he goes from that to wanting to beat up Sean. Yes,
but he's like because Brian's like, is the aggressive lobbying
like necessary? And then Sean goes, what what are you
talking about? Bro? Like, what do you mean? What do
you mean? What do you mean? Guy? Yeah, he's like yeah,
he goes yes, He's like, oh, this is Sean. He goes, oh,
(18:31):
you're talking about back there, like at the meeting, at
the at the rally, at the clan rally. I mean
it's just the rally and he goes, no, man, your
name did not even come up. Then they show a
flashback to they go three minutes ago, and he's like, yeah,
Brian and Paris so they gotta go. They're gone.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
He's the biggest liar and it's not fun because it's
not like he's some James Spader hot villain that we're like,
we love to hate him a little bit. What Brian was,
Brian was a little bit the hot villain that we
want to kind of love to hate.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Sean is just like a pip squeak.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
I don't like him and I don't and I hate
well I'm not going to get ahead of it, but like,
I hate how that turned out. So yeah, Brian's getting
pissed and he just wants to like beat is as like,
all right, then you see Sean yelling at Kathy for
some reason, I just wrote Sean yells a Kathy.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Not sure who to root for? There? Oh yeah, mm hmm,
oh okay, but wait, what's this part? So my notes
are a little bit messed up, but maybe you can
help me figure out what I was talking about. So
basically Kat and Dale basically they're saying that Brian and
(19:37):
Cat and Dale and Brian priests are probably going to
go mm hmm. But then he goes, but then he goes,
but be aware that after the Rose ceremony you and
you and Dale are probably next. And then Kat's like,
well wait, wait what who said that? And Sean goes
all the girls all the girls, yeah right, and Cat's like,
not buck, I'm really tight with all the girls.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
That's crazy, right, And then they have lots of conversations
like this, but that I didn't follow either.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
That was a little bit before the Dale stuff.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Then Jeremy, he's starting to give everybody's starting to get annoyed.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
And now Sean and yeah, and and Celine Dion is
starting to see what's going on because everybody's getting annoyed.
So Celine Dion's like, yeah, yeah, that's really great, Like
you know, you should totally go into politics, like you know,
you're so political. Great, but you know what, but on
this but in this situation, you might need to like
(20:32):
chill out a little bit because you're annoying people and
nobody actually likes a politician exactly, and why would you
own that like that? And then Sean gets this look
like a dog that's got like a tennis ball behind
its head. Do you notice that? Because he's like, wait, wait, wait,
you are saying I'm a good politician or you're not
saying I'm good. I'm not sure what you mean.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Ball mama. So then Keith explaining to Kathy they are
not on the same page here. Keith is like, I
really don't want to be a dick. I think people
that are in love should be here, and Kathy's like,
they already got the love, we get the money. How
about that they get something we get something. He's like, yeah,
and then he holds he holds true to himself. He's like,
(21:18):
I'm not changing my mind on this. We're just kind
of on a different page.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
She's like, I guess we are.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
She really is, like she is really going in hard
for the buddy. They might not put like they might
as well put little dollar sign emojis in her eyes
every time?
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Yes, yeah, ye, how to get a walk away? Spin it?
They get to bang? What do we get? She has
no self awareness though, right, Like she doesn't have any
idea how she comes across. I mean, I don't think
she's coming across any better than when she was in
her in her zippit era, right right, It's I mean you.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Kind of have to love it a little because it's
like she is very true to herself. She's not putting
on a show. This is who she is. Like, you know,
her grandkids are like, that's our grandma, Kathy.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Yeah, I guess like that. I guess. So that was interesting.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
I just wrote those two Keith and Cathy just really
shouldn't even be friends after this. No, Keith needs a break,
He just needs a break.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
He done my Keith. Yeah, I know we should make
out with him right now. Call him you get you
could you could pull that? My god, I should look
him up. I should look him up on Instagram right
right now.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
It's all look at you while you or yeah, maybe
you want me to Okay, so Sean is let's see.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
I just I haven't it's time for Spencer and Jess's date.
But I could have been just skipping. Uh, that's fine,
let's go into the date.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Because Jess, I just wrote Jess is gonna tell something
how she feels. She keeps saying that I'm gonna tell
him how. I hope he knows how I feel about him.
Say the word say feel. It's a different word than Phil.
I to him from the South, I am and I
have had an accent before. I probably have said things
like that, but like now you've got enough, you're grown
up now, I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Tell him, tell him about file. Is her accent of
like Britney from the valley. It's a little like Brittany.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
I feel like Jess is a little more I'd have
to look up where she's from, but she feels a
little more more country, not more country, but a little
different part.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
I'm gonna actually look that up.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
We know for a fact that Brittany is from Tucky, right,
that's her big thing. You keep going while I look,
you tell us, you take us through the day. Maybe
jess Us from Texas.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
I was thinking Texas or Oklahoma. But of course it's
tantric yoga because we always have to be subjected to
some kind of sexual yoga every time on every season
of every Bachelor or any Bachelor franchise, there has to
be tantric yoga, and every single time it's turned me off.
I it's from Tennessee.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Okaynessee, Okay, sorry, yeah, agreed, Although I think they were
being so nice to the people those people about it,
and I wrote, I made the same joke that we
made a few years ago, when like these people show
up and they're like, we are going to I can't
do whatever are there's I guess speaking in Spanish, right,
like this is going to be you look at each
other's eyes. And then I just wrote, like some family
(24:03):
member of that guy is probably.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Like, oh my god, there's Lile.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
We haven't seen Lyle in twenty five years. That's where
he lives in Costa Rica. Like he's teaching yoga right right.
I got to reach out, they reach out to production.
You have Lyle get in touch. It's been really long
time he had joined this coll and it's just interesting
that he's there.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Because that's just that was the vibe.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Oh my god, it's lusty, lusty to give us a call. Yeah,
they basically like sixty I just wrote they sixty nine.
I'm not sure they's sixty nine, So I think I
was making a joke.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
I think they kind of did. They one of them
had to be on top the heads up and the
other ones like cropchea. Yes, yeah, that happened.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
I think I wrote they're cute, they sixty nine. Nobody cares.
So now Sean, we're back at the idiots, and Sean
is now named his weird scheming thing the Parliament a Lion,
Parliament of.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Paradise, Parliament to Paradise. Yes, yes, yes, Oh my god.
I just I was like, this guy is such a loser.
Even even Jeremy. We're on Jeremy side on this one.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
He's like, oh god, no, Like I I you, how
awful do you have to be to.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Make Jeremy the hero of the show. Yes, And like
Sean's like Dale, Dale, let's cut, let's go into my office,
into my bedroom. I'm going to run strategy by you.
So then yeah, so he's trying to do this with
Jeremy and Dale, and they're both like, what are you
even talking about?
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (25:26):
He has this meeting.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
And Andrew doesn't even show to the meeting, which I
thought was funny, was that are we there yet?
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Where Andrew like they have this secret meeting? Oh everybody? Yeah?
So this well, so this is where Andrew says to
the camera. He's basically like, listen, he's not being the
best politician. He wants to get rid of Spencer. And
Andrew's like, Spencer's my roommate, right, so I don't think
he's reading the room that well, which is just so funny.
(25:54):
After Sean was like, yeah, I'm the best politician because
my dad, my dad's a politician. I've learned every thing.
He you know, sexual harassment, don't worry about it, don't
look over there. But you know, politics, politics, politics, So.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Then there's just a lot of that. I mean, it
just goes on and on. Dale kind of disagrees. I
just wrote tell Sean to fuck off. I'm not sure
if that was for Dale or just for all of us,
but it's just a waste of time, like it just
goes on. So it's happening kind of quickly. I kind
of lost the thread to a few times. But the
gist of it is that Sean is full on scheming
and really like has these big ideas of how to wit,
(26:29):
like he's gonna win this stupid thing.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
But they're also all being kind of dumb because Sean's like,
we better prep for a hurricane, and Dale's like, but
what if it's like an earthquake or something. Yeah, then
Sean goes, well, I'd rather prepare for a hurricane than
be in one. But these people are so aggressively not short, right.
(26:50):
I'm not even saying I'm the smartest person ever. I
can't even follow half of this ship. But I'm just
saying they're also there smart. So we're all let's get
to Parsa's going insane. Well, we have to slash back
to really quick to Spencer and Jess because he tells
Jess he's fallen in love with her. I'd gone way
past that yet, yeah, And Jess is like, I was
(27:12):
to you, I have one. I feel I feel like
that too.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Whenever whenever you say that, I feel the same.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
I feel it. I get it. And also, uh, I
would move anywhere for you. I don't care.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
It's actually really cute. It was cute.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Yeah, I'm mocking it, but I liked it. I like
they're there, they belong together, and you'd never know the
truth is I mean, he's just a kind of a
prep rich boy from Dallas. They're not that far apart. Yeah,
I think they He was probably in a frat. She
isn't a story. I think they're They're kind of made
for each other. I'm glad they met.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
I'm glad this. I think you're gonna get married. Okay,
so I have so. Leah is annoyed at Sean like
everybody else, and everybody's annoyed it. Leiah talks to Jess
because she's back from her date now where she's like,
we fail in love with each other. We feel it, yeah,
and uh and she says us said, wait, one hundred
(28:09):
percent in love. So Leah is like yeah. Leah tries
to convince people to get rid of Celine Dion.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Right and there, and then she can Pa gets very insecure.
Prisa like kind of is like, oh no, then I
kind of felt like, there's a moment where she was
where Prisa was talking to Brian, and I could still
feel that Brian is not that into her.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Did you also still get that vibe?
Speaker 2 (28:37):
I'm not mad at him for it, but I yeah,
oh yeah, he's way more Oh yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
And I just wrote bunch of people bought a bunch
of strategizing. Now people want to get Sean to go home,
of course, but now Jeremy is being kind of diabolical
and he's like, well, maybe we should keep Sean because
he's going to look out for us. And I was like, Jeremy,
maybe you're not as smart as you think you are.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Right, So then that was like some fight between Sean
and Kat. I didn't really understand this weird thing after
they're all strategizing.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Oh I got I got you on that one, but
I have First, Selene Dion goes into Prisa and Bailey
and they're talking about oh so basically Celine Dion realizes
she walks in on Bailey and Parisa talking about her,
(29:30):
like right, that's right and yeah, and Selene Dion is like,
oh my god, I'm just shocked. Why would they be
doing that? Like I genuinely love these girls, why would
they be doing that? And then I think she realizes
that her boyfriend Sean is being an idiot and now
she's upset. So then there's some like Godfather music and Jeremy.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
For so long, yes, for so long that come versation
felt like it went on for like an hour, and
when it stopped, the music stopped.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
And started again. Did you notice that? I was like, why, Yeah,
it's a whole thing where Brian is like apologizing to
Jeremy and then Jeremy gets to be like yeah, like yeah, yeah, yeah,
I mean make a deal.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Maybe he leans back like rubs his stomach. Yes, yes,
yeah they are. I mean they're doing that. But Brian's
just doing his best. He knows he sucked up, so
he's sort of like, oh, I guess this is my
last stitch effort here.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Yeah. Okay, So basically Celine Dion is mad again and
she goes off to cry with Sean and say that
she's just so disappointed in people. These people were like
my friends for life, for life. Okay. These were like
they were going to be like the best bridesmaids in
(30:52):
my wedding, Like probably what is going to be like
my maid of honor. I don't know which one yet,
it would they are going to have to work for
it to.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
Learn their last names first so I can send them
an invitation first. Is this when they have the conversation
like are we going to do real couples or like
strategic platonic like this was somebody?
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Yeah? But then she's also Celine Dion is like Sean, like,
I asked you to chill, like chill about the strategizing,
and now, oh my god, people are starting to think
you don't even care about me like that, you just
care about the game. And he's like, Oho, that's insane, right,
that's insane. Like who Like She's like like Cat. Then
he's like, I would have died for her. He later
(31:33):
says I would have died for her. Would you have
died for her? Yeah, died for cat. Pease. So then
I think, yeah, I think she says Cat, Well, there's
this thing where basically Cat where she says that Cat.
She's like, these people are not your friends. She's like,
you know how you know how you were talking about
(31:54):
how Cat's your friend. I was blah blah blah. I said, oh,
you know, like Sean is your friend? Kat? Well, guess what, Sean.
Kat looked at me like what, No, he's not my friend.
And then Sean's like the fuck, what the fuck are
you serious right now? Like I got to talk to her?
Speaker 2 (32:13):
So mad?
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Yeah, he's very very mad. So then Kat gives Dale
a note that says, will you be my boyfriend? And
he check he has to check the box, and he's like,
oh my god, like I'm officially like Kat's boyfriend. Oh
these people are.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Trying to like ringe show that they're the best couple
that's ever come yes, yes, and it's so obvious and stupid.
So then I wrote Sean has kind of starts freaking out.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Well, so now the girls get together, right because Sleean
Dion's going to talk to them, and Sleean Deon tells
Bailey and Alex like, I'm so hurt you guys, Like
loyalty is like a really big thing with my personality.
Like it's like most of the time when people say,
like what do you think about Sleein Dion, They're like,
(32:58):
oh my god, that girl is so loyal and then
they kind of apologize to her. So then they all
agree to have each other's back. But now is the
part that you're talking about. Because Sean goes to Kat
and he's like, hey, Brah, like earlier, like when like
Alicia like talked to you and said like, hey, your
(33:21):
friends with Sean and then you gave her a look
like no, I'm not. Well that really upset me because
like what like we're not friends? Like what Bra? And
then Kat, okay, you're gonna you're gonna kill me? Well
you probably agree. Kat was actually really honest at this part,
and she goes she doesn't even try to fuck, like,
(33:42):
she doesn't even try to cover. She's like, yeah, well,
you know, it's just kind of weird. You're acting weird.
People don't really trust you.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
You're moving weird. You're moving weird.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
You're moving like exactly right. Yeah, So that seans his
mind and he's like, you know what, everything people said
about you is true. You're crazy, like how you were
on Bachelor and Paradise before. Like I've done nothing but
tell people like, oh, Cat, no, she's not crazy, Like
she's really a good girl, Like oh you think she's psychotic, No,
she's actually like really, it's the craziest turn.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
It's so also weird to me, Like he's so religious
and where's that so proudly? Which is fine, but like,
why then yell? You're gonna yell at a woman on TV?
So what are you doing off camera? Yelling the meanest thing, like,
you know, like popping off like that.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
Everybody's crazy. Yeah, it's so.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
So Spencer comes up at some point is like, dude,
you got to chill the fuck out.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Yeah, you gotta chill out. Yeah. He's like, now he
has like jess his name in his mouth.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Everybody's oh and no, Dale says it too, So Spencer
just gently says it. Then Dale is coming to Cat's
defense because once he hears that that Spencer's going out,
that Sean's going after Cat, He's like, I thought Dale
was kind of hot in this moment. He's like, oh,
absolutely not, kind of defends her honor.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
Ye, Like that's not gonna work, bro, that's not gonna work.
You know.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
He's like no, and once you start talking that shit,
you better move the fuck on.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
I was like, that's okay. I like that Dale is
like twice the size of Sean, So it's just kind
of a funny visual watch.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Yeah, you could just like kind of flick him in
the forehead and watch him fly off like a cartoon,
you know.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
Yeah. So then yeah, Spencer is trying to tell him,
like he goes, dude, you ever played your hand? You
gotta chill out. But also Spencer knows at this point,
I don't know if we said it. Oh okay, this
is coming up in a minute, because Spencer's like yeah, yeah, yeah,
but like the political side of me, like my dad,
you know, he's a politician. Like he's like a maga politician.
(35:42):
So it's like cool, you know, it's just really intriguing
to me. Like, bro, it's nothing personal. It's just like
I'm so intrigued by like polatane, you know, you know,
I'm so smart. Yeah, He's like, I love what about
to have? I'm going to tell you exactly. I'm going
to tell you exactly how I feel. I'm just gonna
be straight up with you. That's when Spence tells the
camera he's like, yeah, you know, Sean really likes to
(36:02):
talk strategy, and but like he wants to get rid
of me and Jess, so like, go fuck yourself.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
You go exactly, He's like, exactly, They're so he's so dumb.
He played every single person. They're like, dude, and I
love what's going to happen. So let's okay, so we
know all this, they're all constantly straight. Let me just
see if there's anything like, oh I did write that.
Kathy is kind of telling it like it is. I'm
not sure exactly.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
Well, because Sean goes and tries to talk to Kathy
and Keith mm hmm, and he's like, yeah, no, I
haven't been strategizing. I've just been like straight up like
you know what, yeah, Like, do you guys think like
you're a strong couple?
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Oh no. Then Kathy goes, do you think you're a
strong couple? And Sean goes, yeah, or like the strong
like I know yeah, and she goes, I don't agree
or something.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
She's like and I love that you Now that's what
we need Kathy on the wall for Yes, I kind
of like that.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
So then they're all talking is this during talk to Okay,
we have the This is all during the class. So
then they're gonna have the vote, like very much like Survivor.
They're going to write whoever they want to vote for
on like a little board exactly like Survivor that they're
gonna walk around with or not survive. Maybe it's a
different thing where they have like pictures of them and
they get to a race who they don't want or
you know, whatever they are doing, it's so fricking been done.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
Then there's a bunch of like, uh, which I don't like.
There's a bunch of like, hey, pray for us. A
lot of different people are like, pray for us, where's
my prayer warriors? And I'm not cool with that. I
want The Bachelor in Paradise needs to be like a
secular program. I don't want to like, I'm watching mine TV.
There's so much Dutch pray pray for us. Let's come
(37:39):
on to me. Listen.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
It's ABC and it's owned by Disney, and that's just
gonna be.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
It's like, it just is what it is. It feels
like churches. Yeah, it does.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
Well, that's I think, because I think the reason you're
feeling like that mostly right now is because of Sean.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
Shawn was like kind.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
Of leading this these last five scenes, so it's giving
these vibes that are just like horrendous. I mean, he's
he's just horrendous. I didn't even notice them saying that, I.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
Think, but I really did it too and I also
think Leah was the one that was like, where are
my prayer warriors? My God?
Speaker 2 (38:11):
And I just was like, this is so drawn out.
Let's vote, Let's go. So they start doing their voting.
This is when Jess, so, Jesse, I'm going to get
to the get to the Jesse comes in right and
gives some dumb speech right of like now where.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
This is it again?
Speaker 2 (38:29):
And now this is there's going to be two people
that don't get a rose to give, so it's a
lot of people are going home.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
We repeat all the same thing.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
I believe Brian at this point says something he's trying
to say. It doesn't bode well, but he says it
doesn't bold well, which they pointed out on the screen,
which is kind of funny. That's okay, and then you know,
you know, I give it a pass. I know, but
we could are we going to give everything a pass?
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Like they don't Bryan a pass. They don't know the
word bold.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
Well, as you know, until about twenty years ago, so
that's still pretty old in life. I thought it was
having if you went to have coffee, you were having
a cup of job until this was when I was
working at Richard Dreyfus's company. My friend Greg, who I
shared an office with, I was like, do you want
to go get a cup of job?
Speaker 1 (39:15):
And he's like, what did you say?
Speaker 2 (39:17):
And I did not know that it was and he
told me and everyone laughed at me. But I learned.
I learned real fast, real hard.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
But I'm just saying.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
I mean, Brian's a young little he's he's like thirty
years old. He just I didn't know I'm giving him
a pass. Okay, they're all getting passes, So now all right,
we're going to get it. So Jesse obviously Jess, I'm sorry, obviously,
gives her rose to Spencer. Then now we're going to
find out who's going to be voted out. So Alex
is not voted out, she gives her rose to Fred.
Bailey's not voted out, gives it to Jeremy Dale. I
(39:49):
guess Kat get out to Dale. So now we're down
to shocking Yes, Caath and final people? Uh wait, goatty
Celine Dion, Well hold on. So then you're like, okay,
who's next? Happy's next? You're like, oh my god, I'm
shocked because we kind of thought maybe Kathy and Keith
would be voted out, but no, she gives it to Keith.
I'm like, what the fuck? Then guess who pops up?
(40:11):
We're about to call the next names of the final
who's gonna be? And Celine Dion is like, can I
say something? I need to say something. You're like, oh god,
this is hilarious.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
What happens?
Speaker 2 (40:22):
She's like, you know, we're all about integrity and character
and maybe that's been called into question. So we just
want the best people that are madly in love. We
don't want to ruin the integrity and the character of
the game. Whatever she says, she's like, self eliminate, Like
she's hilarious, and I'm like you okay, me too, And
then Jesse immediately goes, yeah, they were getting voted out anyway. Yes,
(40:44):
isn't that so funny that they made sure to put
that in because they weren't gonna make it anyway?
Speaker 1 (40:49):
Fuck them.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
Yeah, that's hilarious. And no one even got to really
respond to that. It was like, oh my god. She
tries to and she's so like so sure of it,
like I can't know, this just feels wrong.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
We have to leave and everybody, Yeah, all the other
people are laughing, uproariously at this, and they're like, Okay,
you were plotting against everybody in a stupid obvious way,
and now you're basically like fuck all you guys were
going home?
Speaker 2 (41:15):
Right?
Speaker 1 (41:16):
Oh she oh. She even says her thing too. She's
also a little bit catty about it when she's like, yeah,
basically we're just going to go home and grab a
big bucket of popcorn.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
Yeah, oh my god, she's Oh, she's my least favorite,
and I'm glad. I'm very glad she's gone. But then like,
didn't you think it was going.
Speaker 1 (41:33):
To be Parisa?
Speaker 2 (41:34):
I really thought, Oh, but I really thought Jonathan and
Leah would go home.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
Yeah, but also they are also Celine Dion tells the
camera She's like, obviously some of these people that are
my friends like voted against me. And is this the
part two where Sean goes where Sean goes that, I
can't believe, like they voted against me, like cat like
fuck her? Like I would have died for that girl.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
Yeah, Like no, don't forget if this this is like
Survivor or Half the Shows or The Challenge or all
these shows. Whoever you fuck over, usually they bring back
like if they do it that way, they may have
a say and who wins. Yeah, if it comes down
to two couples and they have to vote, they bring
back all the old people and then they can vote.
So Sean can still screw somebody over. I hope they
don't do that, but it's very possible.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
But they won't have seen this, so they won't have
seen like the stuff that they're saying behind her backs,
Like Celine Dionna is.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
Like, fuck cat, she's a fake bitch, right, But I
mean they're already out, so like they're not going to
vote for them, you know what I mean, Like, well,
we'll see.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
We don't know. They might bring back the past people
as you just vote for them, right, so and they
might be yeah, whatever.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
So then we think it's going to be obviously, you
know we really I think Priests is going to be called,
but no, it's Leah.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
She chooses Jonathan.
Speaker 2 (42:51):
They're very excited and Jonathan is like fuck it, I'll
just kiss her and everyone just goes crazy. They're like
fucker fucker. So that's super awkward, but Leiah likes it.
She's like, I am just gonna faint. I don't even
know it's gonna go on. So I was shocked that
it was Presa and Jonathan and maybe sad. I know
we're not supposed to. I mean, I'm sorry, Brian, I
(43:11):
know we're not supposed to. Like Brian, I don't know
what happened there. My wiring got crossed, but I was
very sad to see them go, even though they are
clearly not in love right and they will not make
it very long and we wish Parisa like all the
joy in the world.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
I don't want to even bring this up because I
know I know what it is. We're having, like a
clean out of my show, but why I.
Speaker 2 (43:37):
Know I wrote it and then I just wrote question Mark.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
They're starting to They're starting to leave these things in
on shows, and I don't want that on my TV. Well,
what is it? Who did it?
Speaker 2 (43:49):
So?
Speaker 1 (43:49):
Because Keith is like, that wasn't me. I think Dale
even says Dale goes like I farted. Oh that's disgusting.
And then and then it's kind of funny. I didn't
think it was funny. I didn't like it.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
I mean, I don't like that kind of stuff either,
But it's like, get off. Does everybody leave go? If
you're supposed to go and then I don't even.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
Know what I wrote. I was just like, Okay, bye, Brian,
buy whatever next week. Who cares? That's it. I know
that the coming up didn't even look good. No, it didn't.
Speaker 2 (44:20):
That's why I started writing it down, and then I
just stopped, like I just stopped writing. You hear me
exing stuff out, you know, I read it. I just
saw this on Reddit.
Speaker 1 (44:31):
It says that Alicia was on The Vile Files today,
and this says she's spilled so much tea. So maybe
I should listen to it for us. Yes, we should.
Speaker 2 (44:42):
Maybe you listen to it for us if you like,
and we can. We can talk about that next week
on Patreon. Yeah, yeah, how bad dad? All right, well
you guys we did a thing. Yeah, if you're not
watching the show, I hope you're at least enjoying these recaps.
Speaker 1 (44:57):
We do it for you. Yeah we did even know
are Yeah. I was just gonna say. Also, we did
our shout outs on episode one, so yeah, and hear
your name, I can hear that.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
But our podcast recaps are longer than the show itself.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
Oh yeah, way longer.
Speaker 2 (45:12):
We're not really say, we're not really like saving each
time we're saving you energy.
Speaker 1 (45:17):
We're making you laugh, hopefully making you laugh all the time.
That's the sitcom song I wrote making your Way in
the World today.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
Ex everything you got, all right, guys, leave from all
your worries, jerk and la. Wouldn't you lack?
Speaker 1 (45:35):
Good? Away? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (45:38):
Okay, all right, bye bye
Welcome back. It's part two of Bachelor and Paradise, episode eight.
For those of you track, we think there's only ten episodes,
so I guess we're kind of It's weird though, because
there's still a lot of people left for there only
to be two episodes left.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
I know, I was counting that. I was confused by
the end. I was like, wait, there's six people left.
There's six couples. I'm so I didn't bother counting, but
there are a lot, so I think there's probably more
than two lat I bet they go to twelve.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
They won't tell us no. This is a new thing
in television, in like network TV. They just refuse. They
refuse to tell you on like Bravo shows, it's like,
there could be twelve episodes or there could be twenty five.
You'll have to do oh they remember they did it
to us on p uh Housewife, no too. Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
And then there turned out to be like twenty three episodes,
and I almost just like left the country. I was
just I really that was the most upsetting thing. Then
we be like we were like, how do we just
not we just stop, right? But then it turned into
the biggest gift because we got to know what's his face? Sorper?
Sorper and I can't believe I forgot his name. And
(01:33):
if you don't remember, Stephanie got me a cameo from
Sorper for my birthday last year and it was pretty
much like the best thing of the year for me.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
It was it was just it was really fun. It
turns out that he's really silly.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
He's silly and fun and funny, and I kind of
get it. We get it now. What we don't get
is now we're on Heat four, so where we are
on the show. You obviously need to go back and
listen to one because you know on part when we
all always like go off and tell crazy stories and
they're always sexual, So go back, yes, don't miss that.
But we're on these stupid heats where we have this
game and we're doing the MTV challenge of trying to
(02:11):
get these people out of like a treasure box.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Right.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
So now we are at so everybody made it on
the last one. Now we're at Bailey and what's his face?
Jeremy Spencer and Jeremy Spencer and Jess and I want
to point out my Spencer, my sweet little baby Spencer,
who's my favorite, helps Bailey, who's not even on his team.
He's like, that's your key, get that one that's yours.
(02:37):
Cute was that they are in a race, very cute.
They're in a race, and this is like, it's almost
kind of dumb because I mean, like, no joke, there's
five hundred thousand dollars, like, you know, you don't have
to help the other team.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
I know, horrible. It was really really really cute, and
you know he's a good guy. He's a great guy.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
So they go through all their dumb things. They make
it no problem.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
By the way, it's not Do you want a little
a little note about Bailey from me? Sure, I don't
like her anymore. No, the same same she's she's not nice,
she is not a girl's girl. She is very two faced,
and she's also just like whatever Jeremy says goes, which
(03:23):
is just kind of great. She literally says that.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
She's like I'll do whatever you want, Like, yeah, no,
there's something going. I didn't love her either. I guess
our first instinct was kind of right about her. We
didn't like her at first, No.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
We didn't. We didn't like her on her season of
The Bachelor. Yeah, yeah, we didn't like her. She was,
but I like her for I dislike her for different reasons. Now,
it's just like I don't like how two face she's
being in weird and kind of she has that like
dissipated thing that you point out with people sometimes kind
of xanaxy, just kind of like I don't really know
(03:57):
what's going on, but I don't really have to.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yeah, she's definitely and also the fact that like Jeremy
would be like she'd be so into that. Yes, I
mean before they even made the switch of what the
show was, She's like, I don't like it's all just
I guess maybe he has really strong pheromones. Maybe not,
I don't know, but I don't get it. She's all
stressed out, she's not doing great. But they finished. They
(04:22):
actually do finish. They both finish the thing. Mm hmm,
although Spencer and Jess finish first, right, so we know
that their time is going to be better.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Let's see. Yeah, there was they went. There wasn't a
lot of mystery.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I have to say, we didn't know because they weren't
all put up against each other like had they all
been at the same We didn't know what their time
was against like say somebody else who made it right,
like a Sean and Sean and Seline Dion might have
had a better time.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
We just didn't know, right, I guess. But that was
like the only surprise, which was just kind of dumb.
It's just the whole thing was like, okay, so here's
who won.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Oh okay, okay, Yeah when that was Spencer and Jess,
and I was like, yay, So Jess gets the first
row that he's obviously going to give to Spencer, and
then they all have to like figure out and decide
who stays. And I just rode stop saying chopping blocks.
Just don't say that anymore. Yeah, you know what would
have been. I actually would have enjoyed a little bit more.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
I'll tell you if if I have to watch a challenge,
and I wonder if you'll probably disagree with me on this,
but I would rather watch something like where they have
to like hang off of a you know tree.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
They do that on the Challenge or they used to.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Yeah, but I but when I have to watch yeah,
but when I have to watch like Survivor and I
have to watch a challenge, I'd rather watch something like that.
And then here's how you get sort of the couple.
Part of it is you have them, like you get
your get to stand with your partner and like encourage that,
you know, and see if they can hang on for
longer because your partner is like going, you can totally
(05:59):
do that. Just give it, you know what I mean.
That's more interesting to me than like run around and
find a clue that we how do we know? We're
not there, so we can't really get invested in the
clues because we're just seeing snippets of it.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
This is how I feel about Top Chef. I really
don't understand the point of talk. I mean, I get
so many people love it, but we can't taste the food.
All we can see is like it's interesting. I'll still
why I used to watch it. I mean, I get it,
but there's also something gross to me about seeing the
chef that was making the food. I don't want to
see the chef. Well, I don't know why. I don't
know why, but I don't unless like I don't know,
(06:35):
there's like I have weird things about that.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Well, I agree. I don't watch any of those shows.
But you know what show I love is Kitchen nightmares
because it doesn't really matter. I take Gordon Ramsey's word
for how shitty the food is at the restaurant, and
then I get to see him yell at people. But
that's yeah, it's.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
The yelling that you like then, because on top of
these these are experts telling it. I don't get me wrong.
I've watched the show and it's fun to be like, oh,
oh you I just don't like the running around and
now you're whipping up something here and you're on the
all because you know, it was a story producer on
uh cut season of Cupcake Wars, and so we watch that.
I mean, that's all produced and they you know it's real.
(07:14):
It's real because there's money on the line. What right,
So but it's a little bit crazy, like I don't
know why, and there's burners everywhere and there's no reason
to run. You don't have to run. It's just a set,
you know, You're just on a little restaurant set. Calm down,
make your eggs whatever it is, add your pepper, and
make you know, whatever however you want to make that
a thing. Yeah it's kind of interesting, but we can't
(07:35):
taste it, so it's like we just have to take
their word for it.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
But also even if we could taste it, like, I
don't know the difference between a cupcake you made out
of a box mix and like something you made, it's
not gonna I mean, I like a Duncan Hines like mix. Same. Okay,
I'm gonna that that cupcake is going to taste delicious.
I will tell you though.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
As I've said that they did, people always ask like,
did you get to eat the cupcakes? And yes, we
got to eat all the cupcakes. And it was really
cool because there'd be challenges like make a make a
turkey bacon cupcake, you know, they try to make it weird,
and it was like, you want to try that one?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
I never said no, and then unless it had like
beef in it or you know something I don't eat,
like beef or pork. But yeah, it was always pretty
damn good avocado cupcakes, you know, Like it was just
they had different themes and I very much enjoyed that aspect.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Well that's our show. How you guys enjoyed this Top
chef review.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Go back and watch season thirteen of Cupcakes and enjoy
my jokes.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Okay, so now they've won, we have all that justin
Spencer won, so they have immunity. So now let's get
to scheming.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
So yeah, they start scheming, and Keith and Kathy are
having a She's really being annoying.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
So annoying. She's like, you know, there's some people here.
I'm good, I'm doing. Her accent is more Chicago than me.
It's not New York, really, it's a little New York, right,
there's some people here who are unhappy, you know, like
Brian and Parisa. Oh, and then and then she's like
she goes up to these girls. These are I don't know,
(09:15):
a little group, but she goes you know, I think,
as a mom, you should really keep me around so
I can like support you guys.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
She's so manipulative. Oh is she supporting anyone that was?
I miss Leslie so much, me too, Like, how much
fun would that be if just a cool if cool
people were on. I can't believe those are the only
Goldens that was never taken. Seriously, that is so stupid.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
And they're just they're just friends anyway, And she's made
such a big deal about how like she doesn't care
about Keith, she doesn't like him. They're just don't like.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Each other as friends. I mean, I'd rather captain Kim
and Faith me too. Taken out orgasming, orgasaming, orgasming.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Oh my god, I ca I believe you can't pronounce
orgasm ing, have you not?
Speaker 2 (10:02):
We're gasming that word before or gas and yan king.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
So yeah, yeah, Kathy's like, you know what we should do.
We should take the people who are struggling and put
them out of their misery, Like who, like you, Kathy,
who has to drink in the box? Because you're so
angry at this, Like you're struggling, Kathy, you are on
the struggle bus. You who has to drink in the box.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Meanwhile, then we cut to Jeremy's birthday and I'm sure
we all have the same note, like what's he turning
sixty three? And then he goes he says this, and
this really bugged me. He goes, you, guys, I'll like
fumblet tmay Brian ha ha. And I was so annoyed
because it's like, yeah, haha, never dealt with any of that.
You tried to like ruin your entire character, not just
(10:48):
like scheme to get you off the show, to so
he could win. He literally tried to bring you down
and make America hate you. But you're like iven yo, Brian, haha,
you're like bumblet tamah.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
So annoying. Oh my god. And it's like so out
of nowhere that it's Jeremy's birthday, like nobody mentioned it
ahead of time. It's just like, hey, guys, everybody stop
what you're doing. Is Jeremy's birthday again?
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Like as I said, and go back to one. It's
like the the Trey, the Trey and Matt rule. It's
not it shouldn't be. This happened, then this happened, then
this happened. It should have some kind of flow to it, right,
it has nothing.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
It's so so.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Badly put together. Sorry, it just is.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Again. I wrote, Brian is hot. I don't know why, yeah,
And then and then Jeremy's like, guys, I don't know
you could do his voice, but like come on, shots shots.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Yeah, yes, and then they all That's when I said
Brian was hot, because he's like I don't care, I
don't know what's happening, but whatever, And I'm like, oh,
I can't believe I have such a crush on him.
It's bizarre, embarrassed. I get it, I get thank you,
thank you, and yeah he's good skin all right.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
So then I mean, I know it's all in a
laya time, which we did talk about in episode one,
which feels like an entire season ago. I know, but
a lot of you guys didn't listen to episode one,
So I think we'll just briefly go over the fact
that Leah is like I just like, like, h this
(12:19):
is Is this the part where she's upset? Yeah, she's
really cute.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
She's just like kind of feeling bad because everyone's making
out and she's like, well, I mean.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
And then he's just like, I know they're trying. They're
just trying to be both very people pleasy and polite.
And then she she says something really cute which I
could also see doing. She's like, I mean, we do
we do need to win the five hundred million dollars
and he's like, oh my god, if it were five
hundred million dollars, like yeah, I would do whatever it took.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
But he's like he's so sweet about it.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
She you know, we could all make that mistake, like
what if it was half a billion dollars that they
were going to win? But she's kind of joke crying.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
She's like, why not me?
Speaker 2 (12:57):
And he's like, oh, come on, and it's there's not
much to the scene except that she's sort of feeling
like unchosen and she's being honest about it, and we
all we have all been there, and I think they're
both fine. I've turned my as I said in episode
one of this, I've changed my mind on her.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
I like her now, yeah, And I've changed my mind
on him. Well. I don't think I was ever a
big Jonathan fan, but I just don't. I don't understand
why it he can't just like make out with her,
but whatever. Okay, we've already talked about breakfast. We're at
breakfast and Sean is trying starting to get shady. They're
all having So he's the fucking worst. We always knew
(13:36):
he was the worst. I'm sorry, but like, what is
the who's the Paul? Didn't we look up whose politician
dad was and it was ridiculous? Yes, so don't let's
not forget that. Okay, So here's a little here's a
little thing. This was This was somebody wrote this on Twitter.
It says a quick google of Seawan's dad and I
would not be name dropping him on national television. Sean
(13:58):
McLaughlin's dad is Steve McLoughlin, a former Republican. You know,
this guy's fucking maga, a former Republican New York State
Representative assemblymen twenty eleven to seventeen, with several career controversies
in his past, including once being disciplined for sexual harassment.
So hers, yeah, of course, and that's who he's like.
(14:20):
I love my dad, man, My dad made me love politics,
you know.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Oh my God with his giant and again, I'm not
putting down the religion at all, but just the giant
cross dangling, you make sure the prominent he's just something
that reads. This is not because of the religion. I'm
not in any you know that. I'm not putting that
down at all. Well, there's something about him.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Why are all these like really religious men, these Christian
you know, senators and stuff. Why do they all end
up in sex scandals? That's what you got ask weird.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Well that's weird too, But he's he gives me and
I know this is a leap. So just I'm just
going to say it like kind of clan vibes, you
know what I mean, he has a guy that's very
proud to be at a country club that probably does
not allow everybody. Yes and those yes, those still exist. Yeah,
so yeah, there's something very And I'm not saying that
Sean is in the clan. I know that that's like,
what would that be slander? I'm not really saying that.
(15:14):
That's just the vibe.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
How No, it's not like, well you saw him at
at a rally, right, at a.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Meeting at a rally. Yeah, I mean, well I didn't
see him.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
He had a sheet on, but I could just make
out like the shape of him, right, but here had
on too, So how could like he if you were
to accuse him, he would just accuse you. But you
know what I mean, like, yeah, well we did the
pheromone thing, you know how like they had that thing
where you could, like you could put your shirt in
a pheromone and then like you send it to your
spouse to see if they could choose your pheromones out
(15:43):
of the sturdy shirts. We did that with the.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Yeah, that was a long way to go because I
couldn't quite explain what I was trying to explain.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
But we did that with the sheets on a lot
of podcasts. You're not going to get like accusations of
being in the KKK. You're not going to get that.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Listen, I'm not saying he is. I'm just saying this
the vibe.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
I'm just saying like I'm saying, you are, oh right,
right right.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
But I'm also saying like, if this were the fifties
and I was casting a movie about something that was
like secretly in it, I would quit.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
That would be him. Oh my god. Yes, he wouldn't
even have to audition. I'd be like, I I saw
you on Bachelor in Paradise. Yeah, you don't have to
say don't say anything. Actually, so he's just being like,
do you want me to do like even a self tape?
I can do it, Like nope, huh huh, We're good
Celtic Okay where uh okay. So after yeah, so basically, yeah,
(16:38):
I was way back to the dogs. Alicia and Sean
think that Jess and Spencer are going to try to
make a play to save Jonathan and Leah. Listen, this
is the most me writing down the scheming that you're
going to get so Sacause after this, I was like,
I don't I don't know, I don't know but basically,
(16:59):
Sean tells Celine Dion, He's like, yeah, so like my
dad's in politics, and like, I really know how to
do it. I want to be like diabolical and totally
on board. She's like, yeah, okay, on board that. Yes
of course. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
She makes a big deal. She's like, yeah, do that. Yeah,
then I just have over that. We go to Parisa.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
I might have skipped something here, but for some reason
she announced she's like, Brian is my boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Yeah. I don't know why that happened. In his defense,
So so Shawn's already like walking around and he's gonna
get kissed, he's gonna manipulate people. And I just wrote
to myself, I don't understand what's going on. It's a
totally different show. Yeah, but okay, there.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Was a point where they're talking about something. Shawn's going
around with Dale. We've got the numbers, you know, such
a like fucking annoying kindness.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
We've got that.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
It's very a big brother, We've got the numbers. Let's
turn on here. And then he gets distracted and he goes,
look at that. But I don't know who he's talking about.
But I wrote it down. I'm like, that's my Brian.
Then he gets immediately mad when he realizes what Sean
is doing and then wants to immediately beat him.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
But he goes from that to wanting to beat up Sean. Yes,
but he's like because Brian's like, is the aggressive lobbying
like necessary? And then Sean goes, what what are you
talking about? Bro? Like, what do you mean? What do
you mean? What do you mean? Guy? Yeah, he's like yeah,
he goes yes, He's like, oh, this is Sean. He goes, oh,
(18:31):
you're talking about back there, like at the meeting, at
the at the rally, at the clan rally. I mean
it's just the rally and he goes, no, man, your
name did not even come up. Then they show a
flashback to they go three minutes ago, and he's like, yeah,
Brian and Paris so they gotta go. They're gone.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
He's the biggest liar and it's not fun because it's
not like he's some James Spader hot villain that we're like,
we love to hate him a little bit. What Brian was,
Brian was a little bit the hot villain that we
want to kind of love to hate.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Sean is just like a pip squeak.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
I don't like him and I don't and I hate
well I'm not going to get ahead of it, but like,
I hate how that turned out. So yeah, Brian's getting
pissed and he just wants to like beat is as like,
all right, then you see Sean yelling at Kathy for
some reason, I just wrote Sean yells a Kathy.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Not sure who to root for? There? Oh yeah, mm hmm,
oh okay, but wait, what's this part? So my notes
are a little bit messed up, but maybe you can
help me figure out what I was talking about. So
basically Kat and Dale basically they're saying that Brian and
(19:37):
Cat and Dale and Brian priests are probably going to
go mm hmm. But then he goes, but then he goes,
but be aware that after the Rose ceremony you and
you and Dale are probably next. And then Kat's like,
well wait, wait what who said that? And Sean goes
all the girls all the girls, yeah right, and Cat's like,
not buck, I'm really tight with all the girls.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
That's crazy, right, And then they have lots of conversations
like this, but that I didn't follow either.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
That was a little bit before the Dale stuff.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Then Jeremy, he's starting to give everybody's starting to get annoyed.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
And now Sean and yeah, and and Celine Dion is
starting to see what's going on because everybody's getting annoyed.
So Celine Dion's like, yeah, yeah, that's really great, Like
you know, you should totally go into politics, like you know,
you're so political. Great, but you know what, but on
this but in this situation, you might need to like
(20:32):
chill out a little bit because you're annoying people and
nobody actually likes a politician exactly, and why would you
own that like that? And then Sean gets this look
like a dog that's got like a tennis ball behind
its head. Do you notice that? Because he's like, wait, wait, wait,
you are saying I'm a good politician or you're not
saying I'm good. I'm not sure what you mean.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Ball mama. So then Keith explaining to Kathy they are
not on the same page here. Keith is like, I
really don't want to be a dick. I think people
that are in love should be here, and Kathy's like,
they already got the love, we get the money. How
about that they get something we get something. He's like, yeah,
and then he holds he holds true to himself. He's like,
(21:18):
I'm not changing my mind on this. We're just kind
of on a different page.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
She's like, I guess we are.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
She really is, like she is really going in hard
for the buddy. They might not put like they might
as well put little dollar sign emojis in her eyes
every time?
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Yes, yeah, ye, how to get a walk away? Spin it?
They get to bang? What do we get? She has
no self awareness though, right, Like she doesn't have any
idea how she comes across. I mean, I don't think
she's coming across any better than when she was in
her in her zippit era, right right, It's I mean you.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Kind of have to love it a little because it's
like she is very true to herself. She's not putting
on a show. This is who she is. Like, you know,
her grandkids are like, that's our grandma, Kathy.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Yeah, I guess like that. I guess. So that was interesting.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
I just wrote those two Keith and Cathy just really
shouldn't even be friends after this. No, Keith needs a break,
He just needs a break.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
He done my Keith. Yeah, I know we should make
out with him right now. Call him you get you
could you could pull that? My god, I should look
him up. I should look him up on Instagram right
right now.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
It's all look at you while you or yeah, maybe
you want me to Okay, so Sean is let's see.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
I just I haven't it's time for Spencer and Jess's date.
But I could have been just skipping. Uh, that's fine,
let's go into the date.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Because Jess, I just wrote Jess is gonna tell something
how she feels. She keeps saying that I'm gonna tell
him how. I hope he knows how I feel about him.
Say the word say feel. It's a different word than Phil.
I to him from the South, I am and I
have had an accent before. I probably have said things
like that, but like now you've got enough, you're grown
up now, I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Tell him, tell him about file. Is her accent of
like Britney from the valley. It's a little like Brittany.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
I feel like Jess is a little more I'd have
to look up where she's from, but she feels a
little more more country, not more country, but a little
different part.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
I'm gonna actually look that up.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
We know for a fact that Brittany is from Tucky, right,
that's her big thing. You keep going while I look,
you tell us, you take us through the day. Maybe
jess Us from Texas.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
I was thinking Texas or Oklahoma. But of course it's
tantric yoga because we always have to be subjected to
some kind of sexual yoga every time on every season
of every Bachelor or any Bachelor franchise, there has to
be tantric yoga, and every single time it's turned me off.
I it's from Tennessee.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Okaynessee, Okay, sorry, yeah, agreed, Although I think they were
being so nice to the people those people about it,
and I wrote, I made the same joke that we
made a few years ago, when like these people show
up and they're like, we are going to I can't
do whatever are there's I guess speaking in Spanish, right,
like this is going to be you look at each
other's eyes. And then I just wrote, like some family
(24:03):
member of that guy is probably.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Like, oh my god, there's Lile.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
We haven't seen Lyle in twenty five years. That's where
he lives in Costa Rica. Like he's teaching yoga right right.
I got to reach out, they reach out to production.
You have Lyle get in touch. It's been really long
time he had joined this coll and it's just interesting
that he's there.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Because that's just that was the vibe.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Oh my god, it's lusty, lusty to give us a call. Yeah,
they basically like sixty I just wrote they sixty nine.
I'm not sure they's sixty nine, So I think I
was making a joke.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
I think they kind of did. They one of them
had to be on top the heads up and the
other ones like cropchea. Yes, yeah, that happened.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
I think I wrote they're cute, they sixty nine. Nobody cares.
So now Sean, we're back at the idiots, and Sean
is now named his weird scheming thing the Parliament a Lion,
Parliament of.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Paradise, Parliament to Paradise. Yes, yes, yes, Oh my god.
I just I was like, this guy is such a loser.
Even even Jeremy. We're on Jeremy side on this one.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
He's like, oh god, no, Like I I you, how
awful do you have to be to.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Make Jeremy the hero of the show. Yes, And like
Sean's like Dale, Dale, let's cut, let's go into my office,
into my bedroom. I'm going to run strategy by you.
So then yeah, so he's trying to do this with
Jeremy and Dale, and they're both like, what are you
even talking about?
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (25:26):
He has this meeting.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
And Andrew doesn't even show to the meeting, which I
thought was funny, was that are we there yet?
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Where Andrew like they have this secret meeting? Oh everybody? Yeah?
So this well, so this is where Andrew says to
the camera. He's basically like, listen, he's not being the
best politician. He wants to get rid of Spencer. And
Andrew's like, Spencer's my roommate, right, so I don't think
he's reading the room that well, which is just so funny.
(25:54):
After Sean was like, yeah, I'm the best politician because
my dad, my dad's a politician. I've learned every thing.
He you know, sexual harassment, don't worry about it, don't
look over there. But you know, politics, politics, politics, So.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Then there's just a lot of that. I mean, it
just goes on and on. Dale kind of disagrees. I
just wrote tell Sean to fuck off. I'm not sure
if that was for Dale or just for all of us,
but it's just a waste of time, like it just
goes on. So it's happening kind of quickly. I kind
of lost the thread to a few times. But the
gist of it is that Sean is full on scheming
and really like has these big ideas of how to wit,
(26:29):
like he's gonna win this stupid thing.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
But they're also all being kind of dumb because Sean's like,
we better prep for a hurricane, and Dale's like, but
what if it's like an earthquake or something. Yeah, then
Sean goes, well, I'd rather prepare for a hurricane than
be in one. But these people are so aggressively not short, right.
(26:50):
I'm not even saying I'm the smartest person ever. I
can't even follow half of this ship. But I'm just
saying they're also there smart. So we're all let's get
to Parsa's going insane. Well, we have to slash back
to really quick to Spencer and Jess because he tells
Jess he's fallen in love with her. I'd gone way
past that yet, yeah, And Jess is like, I was
(27:12):
to you, I have one. I feel I feel like
that too.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Whenever whenever you say that, I feel the same.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
I feel it. I get it. And also, uh, I
would move anywhere for you. I don't care.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
It's actually really cute. It was cute.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Yeah, I'm mocking it, but I liked it. I like
they're there, they belong together, and you'd never know the
truth is I mean, he's just a kind of a
prep rich boy from Dallas. They're not that far apart. Yeah,
I think they He was probably in a frat. She
isn't a story. I think they're They're kind of made
for each other. I'm glad they met.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
I'm glad this. I think you're gonna get married. Okay,
so I have so. Leah is annoyed at Sean like
everybody else, and everybody's annoyed it. Leiah talks to Jess
because she's back from her date now where she's like,
we fail in love with each other. We feel it, yeah,
and uh and she says us said, wait, one hundred
(28:09):
percent in love. So Leah is like yeah. Leah tries
to convince people to get rid of Celine Dion.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Right and there, and then she can Pa gets very insecure.
Prisa like kind of is like, oh no, then I
kind of felt like, there's a moment where she was
where Prisa was talking to Brian, and I could still
feel that Brian is not that into her.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Did you also still get that vibe?
Speaker 2 (28:37):
I'm not mad at him for it, but I yeah,
oh yeah, he's way more Oh yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
And I just wrote bunch of people bought a bunch
of strategizing. Now people want to get Sean to go home,
of course, but now Jeremy is being kind of diabolical
and he's like, well, maybe we should keep Sean because
he's going to look out for us. And I was like, Jeremy,
maybe you're not as smart as you think you are.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Right, So then that was like some fight between Sean
and Kat. I didn't really understand this weird thing after
they're all strategizing.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Oh I got I got you on that one, but
I have First, Selene Dion goes into Prisa and Bailey
and they're talking about oh so basically Celine Dion realizes
she walks in on Bailey and Parisa talking about her,
(29:30):
like right, that's right and yeah, and Selene Dion is like,
oh my god, I'm just shocked. Why would they be
doing that? Like I genuinely love these girls, why would
they be doing that? And then I think she realizes
that her boyfriend Sean is being an idiot and now
she's upset. So then there's some like Godfather music and Jeremy.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
For so long, yes, for so long that come versation
felt like it went on for like an hour, and
when it stopped, the music stopped.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
And started again. Did you notice that? I was like, why, Yeah,
it's a whole thing where Brian is like apologizing to
Jeremy and then Jeremy gets to be like yeah, like yeah, yeah, yeah,
I mean make a deal.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Maybe he leans back like rubs his stomach. Yes, yes,
yeah they are. I mean they're doing that. But Brian's
just doing his best. He knows he sucked up, so
he's sort of like, oh, I guess this is my
last stitch effort here.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Yeah. Okay, So basically Celine Dion is mad again and
she goes off to cry with Sean and say that
she's just so disappointed in people. These people were like
my friends for life, for life. Okay. These were like
they were going to be like the best bridesmaids in
(30:52):
my wedding, Like probably what is going to be like
my maid of honor. I don't know which one yet,
it would they are going to have to work for
it to.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
Learn their last names first so I can send them
an invitation first. Is this when they have the conversation
like are we going to do real couples or like
strategic platonic like this was somebody?
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Yeah? But then she's also Celine Dion is like Sean, like,
I asked you to chill, like chill about the strategizing,
and now, oh my god, people are starting to think
you don't even care about me like that, you just
care about the game. And he's like, Oho, that's insane, right,
that's insane. Like who Like She's like like Cat. Then
he's like, I would have died for her. He later
(31:33):
says I would have died for her. Would you have
died for her? Yeah, died for cat. Pease. So then
I think, yeah, I think she says Cat, Well, there's
this thing where basically Cat where she says that Cat.
She's like, these people are not your friends. She's like,
you know how you know how you were talking about
(31:54):
how Cat's your friend. I was blah blah blah. I said, oh,
you know, like Sean is your friend? Kat? Well, guess what, Sean.
Kat looked at me like what, No, he's not my friend.
And then Sean's like the fuck, what the fuck are
you serious right now? Like I got to talk to her?
Speaker 2 (32:13):
So mad?
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Yeah, he's very very mad. So then Kat gives Dale
a note that says, will you be my boyfriend? And
he check he has to check the box, and he's like,
oh my god, like I'm officially like Kat's boyfriend. Oh
these people are.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Trying to like ringe show that they're the best couple
that's ever come yes, yes, and it's so obvious and stupid.
So then I wrote Sean has kind of starts freaking out.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Well, so now the girls get together, right because Sleean
Dion's going to talk to them, and Sleean Deon tells
Bailey and Alex like, I'm so hurt you guys, Like
loyalty is like a really big thing with my personality.
Like it's like most of the time when people say,
like what do you think about Sleein Dion, They're like,
(32:58):
oh my god, that girl is so loyal and then
they kind of apologize to her. So then they all
agree to have each other's back. But now is the
part that you're talking about. Because Sean goes to Kat
and he's like, hey, Brah, like earlier, like when like
Alicia like talked to you and said like, hey, your
(33:21):
friends with Sean and then you gave her a look
like no, I'm not. Well that really upset me because
like what like we're not friends? Like what Bra? And
then Kat, okay, you're gonna you're gonna kill me? Well
you probably agree. Kat was actually really honest at this part,
and she goes she doesn't even try to fuck, like,
(33:42):
she doesn't even try to cover. She's like, yeah, well,
you know, it's just kind of weird. You're acting weird.
People don't really trust you.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
You're moving weird. You're moving weird.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
You're moving like exactly right. Yeah, So that seans his
mind and he's like, you know what, everything people said
about you is true. You're crazy, like how you were
on Bachelor and Paradise before. Like I've done nothing but
tell people like, oh, Cat, no, she's not crazy, Like
she's really a good girl, Like oh you think she's psychotic, No,
she's actually like really, it's the craziest turn.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
It's so also weird to me, Like he's so religious
and where's that so proudly? Which is fine, but like,
why then yell? You're gonna yell at a woman on TV?
So what are you doing off camera? Yelling the meanest thing, like,
you know, like popping off like that.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
Everybody's crazy. Yeah, it's so.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
So Spencer comes up at some point is like, dude,
you got to chill the fuck out.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Yeah, you gotta chill out. Yeah. He's like, now he
has like jess his name in his mouth.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Everybody's oh and no, Dale says it too, So Spencer
just gently says it. Then Dale is coming to Cat's
defense because once he hears that that Spencer's going out,
that Sean's going after Cat, He's like, I thought Dale
was kind of hot in this moment. He's like, oh,
absolutely not, kind of defends her honor.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
Ye, Like that's not gonna work, bro, that's not gonna work.
You know.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
He's like no, and once you start talking that shit,
you better move the fuck on.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
I was like, that's okay. I like that Dale is
like twice the size of Sean, So it's just kind
of a funny visual watch.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Yeah, you could just like kind of flick him in
the forehead and watch him fly off like a cartoon,
you know.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
Yeah. So then yeah, Spencer is trying to tell him,
like he goes, dude, you ever played your hand? You
gotta chill out. But also Spencer knows at this point,
I don't know if we said it. Oh okay, this
is coming up in a minute, because Spencer's like yeah, yeah, yeah,
but like the political side of me, like my dad,
you know, he's a politician. Like he's like a maga politician.
(35:42):
So it's like cool, you know, it's just really intriguing
to me. Like, bro, it's nothing personal. It's just like
I'm so intrigued by like polatane, you know, you know,
I'm so smart. Yeah, He's like, I love what about
to have? I'm going to tell you exactly. I'm going
to tell you exactly how I feel. I'm just gonna
be straight up with you. That's when Spence tells the
camera he's like, yeah, you know, Sean really likes to
(36:02):
talk strategy, and but like he wants to get rid
of me and Jess, so like, go fuck yourself.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
You go exactly, He's like, exactly, They're so he's so dumb.
He played every single person. They're like, dude, and I
love what's going to happen. So let's okay, so we
know all this, they're all constantly straight. Let me just
see if there's anything like, oh I did write that.
Kathy is kind of telling it like it is. I'm
not sure exactly.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
Well, because Sean goes and tries to talk to Kathy
and Keith mm hmm, and he's like, yeah, no, I
haven't been strategizing. I've just been like straight up like
you know what, yeah, Like, do you guys think like
you're a strong couple?
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Oh no. Then Kathy goes, do you think you're a
strong couple? And Sean goes, yeah, or like the strong
like I know yeah, and she goes, I don't agree
or something.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
She's like and I love that you Now that's what
we need Kathy on the wall for Yes, I kind
of like that.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
So then they're all talking is this during talk to Okay,
we have the This is all during the class. So
then they're gonna have the vote, like very much like Survivor.
They're going to write whoever they want to vote for
on like a little board exactly like Survivor that they're
gonna walk around with or not survive. Maybe it's a
different thing where they have like pictures of them and
they get to a race who they don't want or
you know, whatever they are doing, it's so fricking been done.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
Then there's a bunch of like, uh, which I don't like.
There's a bunch of like, hey, pray for us. A
lot of different people are like, pray for us, where's
my prayer warriors? And I'm not cool with that. I
want The Bachelor in Paradise needs to be like a
secular program. I don't want to like, I'm watching mine TV.
There's so much Dutch pray pray for us. Let's come
(37:39):
on to me. Listen.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
It's ABC and it's owned by Disney, and that's just
gonna be.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
It's like, it just is what it is. It feels
like churches. Yeah, it does.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
Well, that's I think, because I think the reason you're
feeling like that mostly right now is because of Sean.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
Shawn was like kind.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
Of leading this these last five scenes, so it's giving
these vibes that are just like horrendous. I mean, he's
he's just horrendous. I didn't even notice them saying that, I.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
Think, but I really did it too and I also
think Leah was the one that was like, where are
my prayer warriors? My God?
Speaker 2 (38:11):
And I just was like, this is so drawn out.
Let's vote, Let's go. So they start doing their voting.
This is when Jess, so, Jesse, I'm going to get
to the get to the Jesse comes in right and
gives some dumb speech right of like now where.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
This is it again?
Speaker 2 (38:29):
And now this is there's going to be two people
that don't get a rose to give, so it's a
lot of people are going home.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
We repeat all the same thing.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
I believe Brian at this point says something he's trying
to say. It doesn't bode well, but he says it
doesn't bold well, which they pointed out on the screen,
which is kind of funny. That's okay, and then you know,
you know, I give it a pass. I know, but
we could are we going to give everything a pass?
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Like they don't Bryan a pass. They don't know the
word bold.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
Well, as you know, until about twenty years ago, so
that's still pretty old in life. I thought it was
having if you went to have coffee, you were having
a cup of job until this was when I was
working at Richard Dreyfus's company. My friend Greg, who I
shared an office with, I was like, do you want
to go get a cup of job?
Speaker 1 (39:15):
And he's like, what did you say?
Speaker 2 (39:17):
And I did not know that it was and he
told me and everyone laughed at me. But I learned.
I learned real fast, real hard.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
But I'm just saying.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
I mean, Brian's a young little he's he's like thirty
years old. He just I didn't know I'm giving him
a pass. Okay, they're all getting passes, So now all right,
we're going to get it. So Jesse obviously Jess, I'm sorry, obviously,
gives her rose to Spencer. Then now we're going to
find out who's going to be voted out. So Alex
is not voted out, she gives her rose to Fred.
Bailey's not voted out, gives it to Jeremy Dale. I
(39:49):
guess Kat get out to Dale. So now we're down
to shocking Yes, Caath and final people? Uh wait, goatty
Celine Dion, Well hold on. So then you're like, okay,
who's next? Happy's next? You're like, oh my god, I'm
shocked because we kind of thought maybe Kathy and Keith
would be voted out, but no, she gives it to Keith.
I'm like, what the fuck? Then guess who pops up?
(40:11):
We're about to call the next names of the final
who's gonna be? And Celine Dion is like, can I
say something? I need to say something. You're like, oh god,
this is hilarious.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
What happens?
Speaker 2 (40:22):
She's like, you know, we're all about integrity and character
and maybe that's been called into question. So we just
want the best people that are madly in love. We
don't want to ruin the integrity and the character of
the game. Whatever she says, she's like, self eliminate, Like
she's hilarious, and I'm like you okay, me too, And
then Jesse immediately goes, yeah, they were getting voted out anyway. Yes,
(40:44):
isn't that so funny that they made sure to put
that in because they weren't gonna make it anyway?
Speaker 1 (40:49):
Fuck them.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
Yeah, that's hilarious. And no one even got to really
respond to that. It was like, oh my god. She
tries to and she's so like so sure of it,
like I can't know, this just feels wrong.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
We have to leave and everybody, Yeah, all the other
people are laughing, uproariously at this, and they're like, Okay,
you were plotting against everybody in a stupid obvious way,
and now you're basically like fuck all you guys were
going home?
Speaker 2 (41:15):
Right?
Speaker 1 (41:16):
Oh she oh. She even says her thing too. She's
also a little bit catty about it when she's like, yeah,
basically we're just going to go home and grab a
big bucket of popcorn.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
Yeah, oh my god, she's Oh, she's my least favorite,
and I'm glad. I'm very glad she's gone. But then like,
didn't you think it was going.
Speaker 1 (41:33):
To be Parisa?
Speaker 2 (41:34):
I really thought, Oh, but I really thought Jonathan and
Leah would go home.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
Yeah, but also they are also Celine Dion tells the
camera She's like, obviously some of these people that are
my friends like voted against me. And is this the
part two where Sean goes where Sean goes that, I
can't believe, like they voted against me, like cat like
fuck her? Like I would have died for that girl.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
Yeah, Like no, don't forget if this this is like
Survivor or Half the Shows or The Challenge or all
these shows. Whoever you fuck over, usually they bring back
like if they do it that way, they may have
a say and who wins. Yeah, if it comes down
to two couples and they have to vote, they bring
back all the old people and then they can vote.
So Sean can still screw somebody over. I hope they
don't do that, but it's very possible.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
But they won't have seen this, so they won't have
seen like the stuff that they're saying behind her backs,
Like Celine Dionna is.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
Like, fuck cat, she's a fake bitch, right, But I
mean they're already out, so like they're not going to
vote for them, you know what I mean, Like, well,
we'll see.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
We don't know. They might bring back the past people
as you just vote for them, right, so and they
might be yeah, whatever.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
So then we think it's going to be obviously, you
know we really I think Priests is going to be called,
but no, it's Leah.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
She chooses Jonathan.
Speaker 2 (42:51):
They're very excited and Jonathan is like fuck it, I'll
just kiss her and everyone just goes crazy. They're like
fucker fucker. So that's super awkward, but Leiah likes it.
She's like, I am just gonna faint. I don't even
know it's gonna go on. So I was shocked that
it was Presa and Jonathan and maybe sad. I know
we're not supposed to. I mean, I'm sorry, Brian, I
(43:11):
know we're not supposed to. Like Brian, I don't know
what happened there. My wiring got crossed, but I was
very sad to see them go, even though they are
clearly not in love right and they will not make
it very long and we wish Parisa like all the
joy in the world.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
I don't want to even bring this up because I
know I know what it is. We're having, like a
clean out of my show, but why I.
Speaker 2 (43:37):
Know I wrote it and then I just wrote question Mark.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
They're starting to They're starting to leave these things in
on shows, and I don't want that on my TV. Well,
what is it? Who did it?
Speaker 2 (43:49):
So?
Speaker 1 (43:49):
Because Keith is like, that wasn't me. I think Dale
even says Dale goes like I farted. Oh that's disgusting.
And then and then it's kind of funny. I didn't
think it was funny. I didn't like it.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
I mean, I don't like that kind of stuff either,
But it's like, get off. Does everybody leave go? If
you're supposed to go and then I don't even.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
Know what I wrote. I was just like, Okay, bye, Brian,
buy whatever next week. Who cares? That's it. I know
that the coming up didn't even look good. No, it didn't.
Speaker 2 (44:20):
That's why I started writing it down, and then I
just stopped, like I just stopped writing. You hear me
exing stuff out, you know, I read it. I just
saw this on Reddit.
Speaker 1 (44:31):
It says that Alicia was on The Vile Files today,
and this says she's spilled so much tea. So maybe
I should listen to it for us. Yes, we should.
Speaker 2 (44:42):
Maybe you listen to it for us if you like,
and we can. We can talk about that next week
on Patreon. Yeah, yeah, how bad dad? All right, well
you guys we did a thing. Yeah, if you're not
watching the show, I hope you're at least enjoying these recaps.
Speaker 1 (44:57):
We do it for you. Yeah we did even know
are Yeah. I was just gonna say. Also, we did
our shout outs on episode one, so yeah, and hear
your name, I can hear that.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
But our podcast recaps are longer than the show itself.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
Oh yeah, way longer.
Speaker 2 (45:12):
We're not really say, we're not really like saving each
time we're saving you energy.
Speaker 1 (45:17):
We're making you laugh, hopefully making you laugh all the time.
That's the sitcom song I wrote making your Way in
the World today.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
Ex everything you got, all right, guys, leave from all
your worries, jerk and la. Wouldn't you lack?
Speaker 1 (45:35):
Good? Away? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (45:38):
Okay, all right, bye bye
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