September 19, 2025 • 35 mins
Get ready because we are snap judging the ladies on Me's Golden Bachelor season. (Spoiler, we are rooting for all of them!)
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Speaker 1 (00:14):
Hello everybody, and welcome to Rose Pricks. It's your favorite
reality TV I don't know, podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Show, your second favorite, let's say maybe even third.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Let's calm down, well listen, and even our favorite isn't this,
But you know what, this is one of our favorites
because this is where we get to make fun. This
is where we get to cast roast.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Oh it's our favorite. It's our favorite episode. It's like
our big It's the one we look forward to for sure. Yeah,
this is where we get to make like judgments on
people that we know nothing about because we just never
really look into it, like reality Steve, We purposely don't
want to know, right, purposely we go out of our
way to not be spoiled because we want to get
(01:01):
into it the same way you guys get into it
unless spoil yourselves.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
But we don't like that. We don't get that. No,
we don't believe in spoiling.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Instead, we just snap judgments is our thing. And I
want to say something. I want to I want to
bring this to like a higher consciousness.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
A second and say that for this particular episode, we're
gonna be probably nice because for mel Yeah, because oh yeah,
we are going to be We're gonna have fun with it,
trust me, but we don't. We're not gonna. We don't
look shame or work. No, No, it's it's gentle teasing
and we're trying to figure out. But none of these
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people are right for Mel because it screwed this guy.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Absolutely, we are on their side no matter who they are, and.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
This damage control is kind of bullshit. I just want
to say that there's there's some articles that have come
out with Mel where he's just like, I am so sorry,
and I have a pized so many times because you know,
as soon as I met these great women, like their ages,
I didn't even think about their age. Yes you did,
(02:09):
you bullshit her. Also, he specifically went after people that
have like hair extensions, which is a lot of us,
and just anything like yeah, you just didn't want any
anything like that. He's the worst.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
And I'm going to make a blanket statement and I
hope we don't get canceled by the government. I mean,
I don't know who can cancel us, but this is Disney,
So that adds an extra layer of like fuckedness. M
this whole thing, Like, ah, you think we could get
Jimmy Kimmel on the show. Now that he's got some
freer time, he like would do a spot, a guest
(02:44):
guest spot here.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
So what's interesting, just along with what you're saying, and
I know, I know you have more to say, is
that they asked him if he ever thought about quitting,
you know, when he got backlash, and he was like,
oh no. It was like, yeah, what about them canceling him? Right?
I mean right, we'll cancel for anything these days, except
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not saying like, hey, I'm not going to respect any
of the women that I'm saying set up.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Nope, they got to stay with him even started shooting yet, right, No,
they had not, No, they had.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Had not even started shooting.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
And then they had they completely they even had Jesse
completely toe the line of like, oh no, he's a
good guy, he's good.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Guy, what gives give him a chance? No, they hadn't
started shooting yet, because we're going to find out that
on the He even says this. As soon as the
women come out, they all know all about the scandal.
So a bunch of women were saying shit to him
and being like, you know, giving him shit about it,
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and he was like, I deserved it, though I deserved.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
It, so we are doing it for the women. I
want you to know, we're covering the show for the women,
and we're doing this, you know, but not we don't
like him, and i'd be hard for good luck turning
us around on this.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Dude, I'm sure I cut to us. Just be like,
I don't know, I know, I want to choose my mind.
He's so cute. I love this little hearing aids, the
way they sparkle in the moonlight. I would they let
me just tell you this real quick. I know we
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Just you're at your desk, do it? Yeah, to be
(05:33):
at your desk? What world is this? Just use your phone?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
So let's tell So we already told you what we're
doing today. I'm looking up before before we started getting
ahead of us. Okay, Alexa Alexandra Tovar is our first woman.
Tell everybody how they can follow along with us though.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Oh, we are doing this on Cosmopolitan dot com. Backslash
Entertainment backs TV Golden Bachelor season two, so you can
just look it up like that Cosmopolitan Golden Bachelor Season two.
I know that's confusing because you're like, there have already
been two seasons, but one of them was Bachelorette. So
this is actually Golden Bachelor season two, which is why
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it's not three.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Does that make sense? Yes, it does. Tell me.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Okay, I was confused by that at first, so I
just want you to know. On that page, they're describing
mel as the sixty six year old silver fox who's
a former NFL player, a sports injury lawyer, and a
divorcee looking for a new teammate in life. He's also
a bit controversial if I haven't heard fuck you, Oh
(06:40):
my god.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
And then they talk about that he angered fans when
he said that cutting he was cutting any contestants who
were sixty or over.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Well, okay, he's gonna he's in for a rude awakening
with these women or a pleasant awakening because.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Maybe although remember how I like one hundred reality Steve
reported he'd been fired for his age's comments. So I
was like, Realities, you've said it, it's one hundred percent,
and then everybody goes wrong.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Yes, so he did not get the boot.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
He's also it says, oh interesting, on Cosmo says he
issued an apology for his comments in parentheses kind of
so even whoever wrote this for Cosmo, for Disney, for ABC,
like even there, like we're all just held.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
At knife point hmm yeah. Two, okay, all right, let's
let's get into this mother fucking bullshit. Okay, let's start
with our cat. Our first woman is Alexandra Tovar and
she is sixty seven years young.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Okay, hold on, let me figure out. So we do
we click on each person? Because why it's for me,
it's it's showing them all at once.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Yeah, do I have to go below that? So I
just scrolled down to the first one. Huh. Okay, I'm
going to do this on my phone because this is weird.
Oh I see okay Alexandra. And then I went to
her Instagram page, which is Alexandra.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Yachts and she's.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
In yacht sales. I'm just looking on my computer and
I can see it just fine. I mean too, but
for some reason, mine is not doing that. And we
like her, okay because if we go down, if I'm
looking through her Instagram and she's got a post that
is pro LGBT, it's got a rainbow hearts, and it
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says those who choose, even on a small scale, to
love in the midst of hatred and fear are the
people who offer true hope to our world.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
It's not her quote, but I mean she quoted it. Well,
let's talk about her for a second. You know, they
have her posed.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Very Yeah, she's a I mean it's so hard we
can't we wouldn't describe. You know, we're not going to
make fun of looks anyway, but it's really hard to
tell because it's so photoshopped. It's basically a painting. I mean,
that's not what she like, krate look oh right, but
she but she also is dressed extremely stylish. Well I'll
(09:05):
say this, whether she is photoshopped or not, she looks
like a beautiful like fashion model.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Yes, and she loves listening to Bob Marley, which you
know is not my favorite.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
It's not me.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
I love Bob Marley in theory and what like he
stood for and everything. I just don't like reggae. And
you know who else doesn't like reggae is Stephen Paige
from The Bare Naked Ladies.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
We will always have that always. She also goes hard
for her Columbia national football they spell it futbol of
course team. And I like this. She proposed to her
first husband. I like that too.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Okay, I'm already on two because I'm already excited to
go on to the next one.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Okay, but do we how do we feel about her? Though?
I like her. She's sexy. I think she's very sexy,
and she can hold her own and she's like a
boss bitch and she is so he's not going to
like her because he probably he's probably one of those
guys that's like, yeah, she has too many opinions.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
My god, it's the same the same photographers every time.
They always get Ricky Middleworth. Remember I looked him up, Like,
who is this Ricky Middleworth posing them?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
I mean, do you think she had her first? Of all,
Normally these people are dressed in some of the blandest colors.
But I just want to say on Alex, I'm just
calling her Alex. Okay, she's dressed in two shades of purple,
which I think looks so pretty. It's so badass. It's
like a like a very pale lavender. It's like sat
knee pants. I want this outfit too. You need it.
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She needs a better bra.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
We can't. We can't be going around like that. Yeah,
to pull him up. I'm just gonna say. I mean, look,
I went out and bought new bra somethingtimes.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
You just got to do. I don't. I don't think
it's bad.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
But okay, you know we've talked about one time where
if you wear like I've got big boobs, and so
if I wear something that's too high necked, my boobs
look like they're just in the middle of my body.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Right, it's not I That's why I just don't wear
high next anymore, or a bra or who gives a shit.
She's gorgeous. Yes, our next gal is Amy Kaplan. So
I like her already because I don't know why. Yes
you do. She's sixty three, which is not very old
(11:18):
for me. It's already too old for him, way too
old for mel. He's like, what have I done? Wow?
How do I deserve these old ladies? Oh? My god?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
She is from Jersey, Short Hills, Jersey. It's like I
know her, we're related.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Yeah, she's a full time mom, which, okay, I'm gonna
say this and okay, not any kind of shaming, okay,
but how are you a full time mom? At sixty
three like she's even let's just say, okay, let's just say,
for sake of our adopted now, let's just say you
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had kids at forty three, like you were four three
years old. When you had kids, it'd still be twenty
So hi, what so what are you like? I are
you one of these people that's like me have a
d I couldn't possibly worry, but I can't.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Amy Kaplin her dad or her husband dad, her dad
probably and husband make the money.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
They don't need it, Oh my god, and her kids
are so old and her instagram is the Caplin Twins Mama. Yeah,
that's a lot. But she makes the best potato pancakes
also known as luck because I make luck because I
could some good luck because right now it's almost the
Jewish New Year. Good jung tiv Stephanie, and we need
(12:39):
a little lot because in our life. So I am
gonna just like her for that.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
She loves pedicures despite the fact that she's ticklish, so
that could get annoying.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
I could see that. Yeah, but she also she has
a built in BS detecta. Now I'm getting that you
don't love amy Kaplan. I do. I'm not loving her,
But I'm gonna I'm going to check out her insta.
Uh oh, she's she has she has seventy four hundred followers.
Damn girl. Uh oh, she's She's going to be all
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about training for this her whole life. She's very into fitness.
So I think he's gonna like that.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
So I just realized she doesn't have a husband, because
she's on the if she what if? They just Disney
just didn't care, like, we don't care if you're married.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
But she's like, how would I possibly have a job?
Her ex husband is just like could you please work?
Like She's like, what do you me? Work? What are
you talking about? I've got twin boys? Is twin boys?
Twin girls? Oh? I see boys? Who are these boys?
It's girls? It says POV. We put our mom on
national television.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
You see if you scroll down, you're going to see
her with two guys. But maybe that's the husbands of
the girls. Yeah, Because then she writes monster in law.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Oh my god, So her fucking kids are already married,
both of her Oh my god, her kids are grown
and married, and her whole identity is twin mama, count
work full. You're not a full time, mom, they're married,
kids are already like forty, like one of her kids.
I'm like, why did she have so much filler? So
as a child, she's like eighteen, she's not eighteen in
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her forties late forties. Oh god, Oh she makes no sense.
All right, you turn me around on her. Well, she
has to kind of earn us back, work us back.
Oh I'm in Oh. I love the next person so much.
She is uh she is cousin or sister, I believe sister,
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okay of our girlfriend who we are madly in love with,
Sandra and her name is Andre. Wait wait wait wait
did Soandra? Is this not the right woman? What if
we got this wrong? If she's what if she snuck
back in there and just like changed her hair. She's like,
my name is Sandra, No, it's Andre. She just puts
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on like a mustache and it's like a sprayer And
they're like, first off, that's really kind of racist, and secondly,
we can see that it's you. We know you're that shark.
You're the shark. She's like, nope, caandagram kandagram Andra. Andra.
I mean we I hope we don't have the wrong
She looks whoever this is. She's absolutely gorgeous in a
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satin pink, light pink, dark pink situation. They're doing a
really good job. However, there they mean to be like
every woman, Oh my god, the top one, the one
above Amy our girl, Amy for our Jersey girl is wearing. Well,
it's a dress, that's a full dress culture dress. Yeah.
I wonder if they're all going to be oh my god,
they're all going to be in one color or shades
(15:41):
of colors. Interesting. So this is like pink.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
I love this, Okay, I love this. I like this
more than the purple. Actually, I love this.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
I love her. First fact about her, Andre has never
been late paying a bill girl.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Yes, and she's seventy seven and she's a retired federal
worker and you we need her on that wall.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
I love her. I want to be friends with her.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
I immediately I'm just like, she's she got her master's
at sixty one years old.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
And she's low key. She is a low key adrenaline junkie. Yes,
we love you, we love you. Okay, Okay, so she is.
So she's twins with Sandra. They're twins.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Oh shit, I just went to her insta and yes,
So then they support each other.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
I mean, we couldn't.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
I just love I just love her, and she has
no chance with mel I would imagine, because she's seventy
seven years old. Correct, But I wish, I hope that
they make her the next bachelorette without even looking at
the In fact, I don't think we should finish this Gastros.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
She's the winner in my book, so we will. And
then there's a picture of her with a child that
I'm gonna say seems very probably LGBT. Okay, she writes
my grandson and then in all caps, the love of
my life. Okay, that's how we do it. Yeah, that
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is how we do it. Love love love.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Everything about her does not deserve any of these women,
not even a little bit.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
I'm sorry. We can't even roast they're just too well.
I roasted Amy a little bit. You sure did, you
sure did turn on yourself all right, as though you're
like her. Okay, So the next is Carla Kemp.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Yes, sexy lady in different shades of red, sixty bottom,
maybe leather pants or something. Former model hot fit like
a fit model, gorgeous.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Oh fabo fit by Carla. I like her.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
She's not a cat person. She wants you to know.
That's a fun fact.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
That is a fun fact to me.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
I get that she went on a solo safari in Tanzania.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
I love that. And she loves to treat autobiographies. Let's
let's have a there's a lot of.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Followers, ninety thousand followers on instance. She's like a model
that people legit follow, and she put herself down as
midlife influencer. She is for sure an influencer, but alien
is she on here trying to be an influencer? Yes,
is my answer to you.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
I'm following her. I just hit follow. Really, I gave
her a follow. Okay, okay, there's a picture of her
in a bikini and her body looks freaking hot. No,
she's gorge All of these women are gorge even the
ones you don't like. Oh my god, look a couple down.
She's wearing a blue bikini. Her body is insane.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Yeah, now that a lot of that's photoshop. Some of
it could be a little I don't know. She's only
she's not that old. She's sixty two and she's working
out all the time. If you look at her pin
post that has like fifteen thousand likes, it's her. They
show her working out and she works hard. That's a
little exhausting. I mean, listen, I'm gonna push back on her.
I like her, and I'm glad that she is also
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like awesome and looks this good good and killing it.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
But I don't know that i'd want to. I don't
know how much time I want to spend with her.
She's all right, we'll see see yeah, And that's not
like our thing. That's a bachelor thing. Though we can't
falter no, not her fault, but we can fault the
all xtup move on Carol Freeman Branstein, she's already using.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
I just want to point out that unless her parents
were Freeman and Branstein, you know, sometimes that happens, but
usually not at this age. So she's keeping her husband's
name as well, Like I assume Freeman was her maiden name,
and then Branstein is her married name, and she's just
gonna go ahead and keep that.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
I don't know, because it says her first thing, she's
sixty three, but it says she's the family manager for
Baseball All Star Freddy Freeman, so that must be some
baseball player that's her, that's her maiden name, right, so
would her son have her maiden name?
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Though? You know what I'm saying, I don't know where
the Okay, we got to look into this. Then why
is this her name?
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Yeah? You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
She loves bad Bunny and she likes she's a skilled
tambourine player. I look at her Insta. I like that
they made it easy for us to look at Insta
this time. So on Instace she just goes by Carol Freeman.
There's no brand. So maybe she got married since they
filmed this. I don't know, but I mean, that's very
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weird to me. I don't also don't know why it's
a fun fact. I think it's a sad fact that
she said. It says Carol drinks more diet coke than water.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
It's like that's just trying to be cute. She's not
like other girls. I don't like that. I don't like
that as a thing of like, I'm so cool, I
drink so much diet coke. It's like crazy, how I
just drink more diet coke than water?
Speaker 2 (20:53):
That to work out all day every day fit influencer,
I would take I would take Carol, but I understand
what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
And now she's wearing a They're all, yeah, they're in
very real estate looking. Okay, Well she's a baseball mom.
She's I'm the manager for my son who's into baseball.
She's very very uh Ara's Scottsdale, Orange, Yes County.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
She's from Villa Park, California, which just can't be good.
I'm going to look at her instagram.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Her instagram mom of three beautiful daughters. Well then maybe
is she the family manager for why don't we look up?
Look up Freddy Freeman? Yeah? Is she like I'm the
mom of three beautiful daughters and no son? Who the
fuck is Freddy Freeman? Maybe Freddy's the ex husband or
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her brother? Oh it's probably her brother. Well, there you go.
So they have like a little empire. That's why he
has the name. That's why he has her maiden name.
And that's why she didn't give up her maiden name.
Get it right, Yeah, because that's kind of her identity.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Yeah, but then who's why why even keep Ranstein in
this thing? You see what I mean? Like, why wouldn't
you just drop that if you you're divorced? Or are
we good to go for the Bachelor. See, I'm confused.
I'm sure there's a very easy, simple explanation that we,
like a quick Google could probably take care of, which
I will do.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Now, Okay, well, zuma zoom is zoom zoom zoom. You
bring us to the next one. Lot of beauty shots
of her study agreement. He came right up, by the way.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
He's Canadian American, he's he's cute, he's I think he's okay.
He's not the brother. He'd be too young. He was
born in nineteen eighty nine.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
So it's this is confusing.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
I am so confused. Yeah, I don't know he has ament.
It looks like he might even be a current player
or No, he was with the Dodgers in twenty twenty four,
so I don't know if he just retired. I don't
know what his deal is now. But he's a pretty
recent player that I bet a lot of you know,
like he's been playing for a million tears.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
We're going to find out the mess show.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
So she's got a pretty big job. Yeah, Like that's
she's kind of family manager. So that's her family, and
that's like the Jerry Jones Empire. Like this lady has money,
is all I'm saying she does not need this fucking meal.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Well, I'll tell you what she does love to do.
Play the tambourine. Baby. Well yeah, she's a skilled tambourine player.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Now our next lady is in like a beautiful blue.
They're all in satin. I guess Cheryl Steel nights Cheryl Satin.
She is sixty six. She's a retired IRS employee.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Not her fault.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Not a good speller. Yeah, we she and I are
not going to get along. She's earned fifty motorcross trophies
and she likes the fourth of her while like these
are like and IRS like I don't even know.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
She loves everything about the fourth of July.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
She has no posts on she has no posts on Instagram,
she has a page. No God, so she's new to this.
I kind of I appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Yeah, I mean she's very she's mid. She's all right,
well she's pretty mid. It's very cute. But let's hope
for the best. We're gonna move on. I don't love
her hair. See now I'm getting into like now I'm picky,
you know what it's there. I just think she needs
like a trim. But her dress is beautiful. They're all women.
(24:39):
It's amazing how fit all these women are. And I'm
wondering if they were.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Out mino shopped, but also like they are, they are
going to be very thin.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
All just have gorgeous bodies. Nobody's normal looking. Look like
I'm being picky about her hair needing a cut, but
like on the flip side, like she's prettier than tons
of like twenties and thirty year olds. I agree.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
I think she's very pretty and let's give her a try.
Cindy Kullers has a vander pump quality when you first
look at her away right.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Yes, oh my god, she wants a housewife.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Of course, because I was just gonna say, if you
look again, she looks like somebody. She looks like Meredith
from Salt Lake City House Like. She looks like all
the housewives in one full on Housewives look from Austin, Texas.
I like that she's young. She's sixty. I mean, what
the fuck, she's just a bite. It doesn't even feel
(25:37):
like golden at this point, but okay, it feels like yeah,
like middle like, okay, I already love this. Her signature
cocktail is a green lizard, which is a recipe she
invented herself. Now, now's a good time for me to
tell you about when I invented something, yeah called doctor Boozy.
What happened was I was at a football watching party
(25:59):
and this sounds like good thing, but I accidentally poured
I poured a beer, Newcastle beer into my doctor Pepper glass,
so there was already half Doctor Pepper into the beer
and I mixed him. I was like, well, let me
just try it bubbled up in this really cool way
and I was like, let's try it. Delicious, absolutely so
delicious that my boyfriend at the times friend worked for
(26:21):
PEPSI and I tried to get him to patent it
and he's like, I don't do that. I work in
account in accounting, and I was like, can you put
me in touch with someone that would do that? And
we got into an argument and that was it. But
I've talked about it enough to know that I invented
doctor Boozy's.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
I think everybody knows that at this point, and like
it would be hard to fight you on that, do
you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Like I've said it on the radio, yeah, like that
for years, Like I own this, but I'm telling you
Newcastle Beer and then top it off with Doctor Pepper.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
But here's the problem, Like, and I love that story.
Don't get me wrong. I'm not arguing against the story.
But what I will say is that one thing that
I don't love is that when you kind of try
to say that not you, but her, it's giving me
Heather debro vibes of like espresso Martin.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
You know what, that is the nicest thing anyone's ever
fucking said to me.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
I will take it. I would love I would aspire
to be Heather DeBras. So you're not giving me Heather
debro vibes. I'm saying she's giving Heather Debro vibes by
putting that on her on her thing of like.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
I want to know what a green lizard is? Okay,
where do you see that she wants to be a housewife?
Did you just say that?
Speaker 1 (27:30):
No? I just I it's the vibe. I'm picking up
a vibe. She dated one of her she dated Chuck Norris. Yeah,
that's tricky, he's tricky. Why is that like acclaim to
fame too? I just I think that's there's it's a
little bit weird to make that like a thing.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
I agree but you know, they probably push them. You know,
who's somebody fun? They probably get like a hundred facts
and you don't get a choice dat anyone famous.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
That's one of the questions. So not her fault. She's
really pretty and if you go to her Instagram, she's
just she's very, very strikingly gorgeous. She's young, family, she's
so young. Yeah, and she's smart. I'm fifty nine, so yeah,
I'm my age, but she's but she's very, very pretty,
very pretty.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
I think our next one is even prettier. Debbie Seebers
in a hot pink, really cute crossing. She looks super young.
I think she's so cute. She's sixty five. She's also
a fitness professional.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
So we're not going to get away worse.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
She was asked out on a date by Robert de Niro,
unclear if she said yes.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Yeah, that's what they wrote, like what you just couldn't
You couldn't. Here's what I think, mumbles it. Okay, Yeah,
she's like literally like she just got too drunk to finish, Okay,
keep going. Popped a hero, he asked you, and she's
like falls asleep. Up. They have to They throw cold
water on her. Face, Hey did you say yes, did
(29:04):
you go out with them as you bang him? They
just keep They follow up with emails, they're just like, hey,
just one thing about like just hearkening back to our
initial like interview with you, like whatever happened with de Niro.
She just doesn't get back to them, never answers. Then
they have a follow up post interview and they're.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Like, Okay, don't give her any you know, we know
we loose them up with drinks. Don't do it this
time until we get the answer. But some a pa
Fox ups like, I don't know, I don't know if
Bobby Bobby.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
They're like, well, okay, so maybe we'll just take that
out of your fun facts. Okay. She's very very very pretty. Yeah,
I think she's doing you know what I wonder if
uh oh oh, So she's a bit of she's a
little she's a micro influencer. She's got almost twenty six
thousand followers and it says she helps with fifty plus.
(29:56):
She helps fifty plus with exercise solutions. She's also the creator.
Oh no, she's like one of these boss boss bitches.
She created slim in six and also she created body Dynamics.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Yes, trainer also for fit on app. No, she's just
a doer.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
She's a doer, I know, but I worry that these
people are here to like boost their business and they
are one hundred. So she participated in the opening and
closing ceremonies of the LA Olympics. Now, what I like
about this fun fact is that she closed it out.
So she told us about the opening and the closing
(30:37):
as opposed to the fucking Robert de Niro story. Right right?
So again, did you did you have sex? He asked
you out? And when was this? Oh but what like
about like in your forties or how old were you about?
Was he married? Yeah? I was gonna say he's spent
with his wife for a really long time. Yeah, how
long ago? Also, her first fun fact is very weirdly written.
(31:02):
Debbe has a healthy fear of heights? What does a
healthy fing? What does that even mean? Why don't just
say she has a fear of heights? Who? No, I
don't know. I don't know. Okay, we do. How many
more are we? We're doing twelve and twelve, right or
twelve and eleven? Sure, I don't know how many we did?
We count back? We've done well because Our next one
(31:24):
is going to be a fun one. All right. Well
we're getting through him though, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
We've gone through eight.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Three more. Let's do three more. And our next one
is Diane fear of Moni. And I'm just going to
say this straight off the bat. Yeah, for Moni, let
me say straight up, I love her. No notes except
to say that she has no chance with mel She's
seventy one years old, and he already said he's not
going to date anyone over sixty.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
First of all, she's like six years younger than he is.
But he's going to be like, oh my god, this
lady could be he's not seventy eight, he's sixty seven.
Oh he is.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Yeah, I think he's in his sixties. I want to say,
I go back, because it told us at the beginning
of this thing. Yeah, no, he's not going to go older.
I'd be very surprised.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Yeah, he's sixty six, and he already's being a dick
about it. He's definitely not going to say, okay, yeah,
he's definitely not going to date someone who's seventy one,
who looks older than that, even because she's great and
fabulous and we're not no judgment on that, but it's
just not I mean, why why even bother? Because they
need someone to go home night one and they need
to have a golden bachelor.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
They need to like remember what, what's even happening? She's
a librarian. Also, they could they were having a lot
of trouble like getting getting fun facts from her, because
one of her fun facts is she finds eyelash in
spo from Twiggy. I mean, you know, if you're a producer,
you're just like exhausted, it's been a long day.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
You're like, Diane, is there anything like? Man, your eyelashes
are like really like out there? Like how like is
there someone you got inspired by? And she's like but not?
Speaker 2 (33:17):
And they're like but not a Cardashian that we could
put like somebody from maybe more recently, No, just Twiggy?
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Okay, all right? And what does this mean? She dreams
of being Dolly Parton for a day? What about Dolly?
Like you dream of having ginormous boobs you want to be?
Speaker 2 (33:36):
You know, there were question not her fault. It's the
question who would you dream of? If you could be
any celebrity for a day, who would it be? I
guarantee that's how they're phrasing these questions. There's you know,
it's not her fault. You gotta give her a break. Yeah, okay,
I do one more and then break. Okay, we're fired up.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Okay. The next one is Jerry Jerry Quarters. She's pretty
beautiful address. She's from Maryland. She's a home care agency CEO.
Mm I like it is a real boss bitch. She
loves to fish mm hmm. She her sidekick is a
teacup Yorkie named Godiva, and she does not tolerate bad breath.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Okay, she is gonna be She's going to be a
problem for him. And I hope that they're saying that
because she calls out his back.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
I hope she just reads him.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
I hope that she knows everything he said and that
she's just like you have halatosis.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
I hate you, you sir, have stinky breath. Yeah. I'm
she's sixty four.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
I'm two years younger than you, sir, and uh and
you still said I was too old for you.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Fuck off? Yeah, we need we hope for that. I
don't know that that's going to be the case. But
she only has one hundred and seventy Instagram followers, and
she's private, which is kind of weird. Yeah, I'm going
to keep in mind we're talking about about what they
look like.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
It is again so airbrush that it's just not even
possible to talk about. Really, it's just painting. So all right,
this is a good time to break. Yep, you guys
stay with us for part two. You got to meet
these people before we get into this ship.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Yeah man, yeah man. All right in a few by
Hello everybody, and welcome to Rose Pricks. It's your favorite
reality TV I don't know, podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Show, your second favorite, let's say maybe even third.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Let's calm down, well listen, and even our favorite isn't this,
But you know what, this is one of our favorites
because this is where we get to make fun. This
is where we get to cast roast.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Oh it's our favorite. It's our favorite episode. It's like
our big It's the one we look forward to for sure. Yeah,
this is where we get to make like judgments on
people that we know nothing about because we just never
really look into it, like reality Steve, We purposely don't
want to know, right, purposely we go out of our
way to not be spoiled because we want to get
(01:01):
into it the same way you guys get into it
unless spoil yourselves.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
But we don't like that. We don't get that. No,
we don't believe in spoiling.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Instead, we just snap judgments is our thing. And I
want to say something. I want to I want to
bring this to like a higher consciousness.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
A second and say that for this particular episode, we're
gonna be probably nice because for mel Yeah, because oh yeah,
we are going to be We're gonna have fun with it,
trust me, but we don't. We're not gonna. We don't
look shame or work. No, No, it's it's gentle teasing
and we're trying to figure out. But none of these
(01:42):
people are right for Mel because it screwed this guy.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Absolutely, we are on their side no matter who they are, and.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
This damage control is kind of bullshit. I just want
to say that there's there's some articles that have come
out with Mel where he's just like, I am so sorry,
and I have a pized so many times because you know,
as soon as I met these great women, like their ages,
I didn't even think about their age. Yes you did,
(02:09):
you bullshit her. Also, he specifically went after people that
have like hair extensions, which is a lot of us,
and just anything like yeah, you just didn't want any
anything like that. He's the worst.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
And I'm going to make a blanket statement and I
hope we don't get canceled by the government. I mean,
I don't know who can cancel us, but this is Disney,
So that adds an extra layer of like fuckedness. M
this whole thing, Like, ah, you think we could get
Jimmy Kimmel on the show. Now that he's got some
freer time, he like would do a spot, a guest
(02:44):
guest spot here.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
So what's interesting, just along with what you're saying, and
I know, I know you have more to say, is
that they asked him if he ever thought about quitting,
you know, when he got backlash, and he was like,
oh no. It was like, yeah, what about them canceling him? Right?
I mean right, we'll cancel for anything these days, except
(03:06):
not saying like, hey, I'm not going to respect any
of the women that I'm saying set up.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Nope, they got to stay with him even started shooting yet, right, No,
they had not, No, they had.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Had not even started shooting.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
And then they had they completely they even had Jesse
completely toe the line of like, oh no, he's a
good guy, he's good.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Guy, what gives give him a chance? No, they hadn't
started shooting yet, because we're going to find out that
on the He even says this. As soon as the
women come out, they all know all about the scandal.
So a bunch of women were saying shit to him
and being like, you know, giving him shit about it,
(03:44):
and he was like, I deserved it, though I deserved.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
It, so we are doing it for the women. I
want you to know, we're covering the show for the women,
and we're doing this, you know, but not we don't
like him, and i'd be hard for good luck turning
us around on this.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Dude, I'm sure I cut to us. Just be like,
I don't know, I know, I want to choose my mind.
He's so cute. I love this little hearing aids, the
way they sparkle in the moonlight. I would they let
me just tell you this real quick. I know we
want to.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
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just wrote an article about the TV shows Zoom member
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Speaker 1 (04:21):
So while we're doing zooma zoom zoom, so that's in
the back of my head this whole time.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
So if I say something that's crazy or weird, it's
I'm confused.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
I got it, you know I have.
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Just you're at your desk, do it? Yeah, to be
(05:33):
at your desk? What world is this? Just use your phone?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
So let's tell So we already told you what we're
doing today. I'm looking up before before we started getting
ahead of us. Okay, Alexa Alexandra Tovar is our first woman.
Tell everybody how they can follow along with us though.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Oh, we are doing this on Cosmopolitan dot com. Backslash
Entertainment backs TV Golden Bachelor season two, so you can
just look it up like that Cosmopolitan Golden Bachelor Season two.
I know that's confusing because you're like, there have already
been two seasons, but one of them was Bachelorette. So
this is actually Golden Bachelor season two, which is why
(06:15):
it's not three.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Does that make sense? Yes, it does. Tell me.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Okay, I was confused by that at first, so I
just want you to know. On that page, they're describing
mel as the sixty six year old silver fox who's
a former NFL player, a sports injury lawyer, and a
divorcee looking for a new teammate in life. He's also
a bit controversial if I haven't heard fuck you, Oh
(06:40):
my god.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
And then they talk about that he angered fans when
he said that cutting he was cutting any contestants who
were sixty or over.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Well, okay, he's gonna he's in for a rude awakening
with these women or a pleasant awakening because.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Maybe although remember how I like one hundred reality Steve
reported he'd been fired for his age's comments. So I
was like, Realities, you've said it, it's one hundred percent,
and then everybody goes wrong.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Yes, so he did not get the boot.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
He's also it says, oh interesting, on Cosmo says he
issued an apology for his comments in parentheses kind of
so even whoever wrote this for Cosmo, for Disney, for ABC,
like even there, like we're all just held.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
At knife point hmm yeah. Two, okay, all right, let's
let's get into this mother fucking bullshit. Okay, let's start
with our cat. Our first woman is Alexandra Tovar and
she is sixty seven years young.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Okay, hold on, let me figure out. So we do
we click on each person? Because why it's for me,
it's it's showing them all at once.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Yeah, do I have to go below that? So I
just scrolled down to the first one. Huh. Okay, I'm
going to do this on my phone because this is weird.
Oh I see okay Alexandra. And then I went to
her Instagram page, which is Alexandra.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Yachts and she's.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
In yacht sales. I'm just looking on my computer and
I can see it just fine. I mean too, but
for some reason, mine is not doing that. And we
like her, okay because if we go down, if I'm
looking through her Instagram and she's got a post that
is pro LGBT, it's got a rainbow hearts, and it
(08:27):
says those who choose, even on a small scale, to
love in the midst of hatred and fear are the
people who offer true hope to our world.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
It's not her quote, but I mean she quoted it. Well,
let's talk about her for a second. You know, they
have her posed.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Very Yeah, she's a I mean it's so hard we
can't we wouldn't describe. You know, we're not going to
make fun of looks anyway, but it's really hard to
tell because it's so photoshopped. It's basically a painting. I mean,
that's not what she like, krate look oh right, but
she but she also is dressed extremely stylish. Well I'll
(09:05):
say this, whether she is photoshopped or not, she looks
like a beautiful like fashion model.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Yes, and she loves listening to Bob Marley, which you
know is not my favorite.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
It's not me.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
I love Bob Marley in theory and what like he
stood for and everything. I just don't like reggae. And
you know who else doesn't like reggae is Stephen Paige
from The Bare Naked Ladies.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
We will always have that always. She also goes hard
for her Columbia national football they spell it futbol of
course team. And I like this. She proposed to her
first husband. I like that too.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Okay, I'm already on two because I'm already excited to
go on to the next one.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Okay, but do we how do we feel about her? Though?
I like her. She's sexy. I think she's very sexy,
and she can hold her own and she's like a
boss bitch and she is so he's not going to
like her because he probably he's probably one of those
guys that's like, yeah, she has too many opinions.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
My god, it's the same the same photographers every time.
They always get Ricky Middleworth. Remember I looked him up, Like,
who is this Ricky Middleworth posing them?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
I mean, do you think she had her first? Of all,
Normally these people are dressed in some of the blandest colors.
But I just want to say on Alex, I'm just
calling her Alex. Okay, she's dressed in two shades of purple,
which I think looks so pretty. It's so badass. It's
like a like a very pale lavender. It's like sat
knee pants. I want this outfit too. You need it.
(10:36):
She needs a better bra.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
We can't. We can't be going around like that. Yeah,
to pull him up. I'm just gonna say. I mean, look,
I went out and bought new bra somethingtimes.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
You just got to do. I don't. I don't think
it's bad.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
But okay, you know we've talked about one time where
if you wear like I've got big boobs, and so
if I wear something that's too high necked, my boobs
look like they're just in the middle of my body.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Right, it's not I That's why I just don't wear
high next anymore, or a bra or who gives a shit.
She's gorgeous. Yes, our next gal is Amy Kaplan. So
I like her already because I don't know why. Yes
you do. She's sixty three, which is not very old
(11:18):
for me. It's already too old for him, way too
old for mel. He's like, what have I done? Wow?
How do I deserve these old ladies? Oh? My god?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
She is from Jersey, Short Hills, Jersey. It's like I
know her, we're related.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Yeah, she's a full time mom, which, okay, I'm gonna
say this and okay, not any kind of shaming, okay,
but how are you a full time mom? At sixty
three like she's even let's just say, okay, let's just say,
for sake of our adopted now, let's just say you
(11:57):
had kids at forty three, like you were four three
years old. When you had kids, it'd still be twenty
So hi, what so what are you like? I are
you one of these people that's like me have a
d I couldn't possibly worry, but I can't.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Amy Kaplin her dad or her husband dad, her dad
probably and husband make the money.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
They don't need it, Oh my god, and her kids
are so old and her instagram is the Caplin Twins Mama. Yeah,
that's a lot. But she makes the best potato pancakes
also known as luck because I make luck because I
could some good luck because right now it's almost the
Jewish New Year. Good jung tiv Stephanie, and we need
(12:39):
a little lot because in our life. So I am
gonna just like her for that.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
She loves pedicures despite the fact that she's ticklish, so
that could get annoying.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
I could see that. Yeah, but she also she has
a built in BS detecta. Now I'm getting that you
don't love amy Kaplan. I do. I'm not loving her,
But I'm gonna I'm going to check out her insta.
Uh oh, she's she has she has seventy four hundred followers.
Damn girl. Uh oh, she's She's going to be all
(13:09):
about training for this her whole life. She's very into fitness.
So I think he's gonna like that.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
So I just realized she doesn't have a husband, because
she's on the if she what if? They just Disney
just didn't care, like, we don't care if you're married.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
But she's like, how would I possibly have a job?
Her ex husband is just like could you please work?
Like She's like, what do you me? Work? What are
you talking about? I've got twin boys? Is twin boys?
Twin girls? Oh? I see boys? Who are these boys?
It's girls? It says POV. We put our mom on
national television.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
You see if you scroll down, you're going to see
her with two guys. But maybe that's the husbands of
the girls. Yeah, Because then she writes monster in law.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Oh my god, So her fucking kids are already married,
both of her Oh my god, her kids are grown
and married, and her whole identity is twin mama, count
work full. You're not a full time, mom, they're married,
kids are already like forty, like one of her kids.
I'm like, why did she have so much filler? So
as a child, she's like eighteen, she's not eighteen in
(14:11):
her forties late forties. Oh god, Oh she makes no sense.
All right, you turn me around on her. Well, she
has to kind of earn us back, work us back.
Oh I'm in Oh. I love the next person so much.
She is uh she is cousin or sister, I believe sister,
(14:32):
okay of our girlfriend who we are madly in love with,
Sandra and her name is Andre. Wait wait wait wait
did Soandra? Is this not the right woman? What if
we got this wrong? If she's what if she snuck
back in there and just like changed her hair. She's like,
my name is Sandra, No, it's Andre. She just puts
(14:58):
on like a mustache and it's like a sprayer And
they're like, first off, that's really kind of racist, and secondly,
we can see that it's you. We know you're that shark.
You're the shark. She's like, nope, caandagram kandagram Andra. Andra.
I mean we I hope we don't have the wrong
She looks whoever this is. She's absolutely gorgeous in a
(15:19):
satin pink, light pink, dark pink situation. They're doing a
really good job. However, there they mean to be like
every woman, Oh my god, the top one, the one
above Amy our girl, Amy for our Jersey girl is wearing. Well,
it's a dress, that's a full dress culture dress. Yeah.
I wonder if they're all going to be oh my god,
they're all going to be in one color or shades
(15:41):
of colors. Interesting. So this is like pink.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
I love this, Okay, I love this. I like this
more than the purple. Actually, I love this.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
I love her. First fact about her, Andre has never
been late paying a bill girl.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Yes, and she's seventy seven and she's a retired federal
worker and you we need her on that wall.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
I love her. I want to be friends with her.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
I immediately I'm just like, she's she got her master's
at sixty one years old.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
And she's low key. She is a low key adrenaline junkie. Yes,
we love you, we love you. Okay, Okay, so she is.
So she's twins with Sandra. They're twins.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Oh shit, I just went to her insta and yes,
So then they support each other.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
I mean, we couldn't.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
I just love I just love her, and she has
no chance with mel I would imagine, because she's seventy
seven years old. Correct, But I wish, I hope that
they make her the next bachelorette without even looking at
the In fact, I don't think we should finish this Gastros.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
She's the winner in my book, so we will. And
then there's a picture of her with a child that
I'm gonna say seems very probably LGBT. Okay, she writes
my grandson and then in all caps, the love of
my life. Okay, that's how we do it. Yeah, that
(17:05):
is how we do it. Love love love.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Everything about her does not deserve any of these women,
not even a little bit.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
I'm sorry. We can't even roast they're just too well.
I roasted Amy a little bit. You sure did, you
sure did turn on yourself all right, as though you're
like her. Okay, So the next is Carla Kemp.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Yes, sexy lady in different shades of red, sixty bottom,
maybe leather pants or something. Former model hot fit like
a fit model, gorgeous.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Oh fabo fit by Carla. I like her.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
She's not a cat person. She wants you to know.
That's a fun fact.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
That is a fun fact to me.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
I get that she went on a solo safari in Tanzania.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
I love that. And she loves to treat autobiographies. Let's
let's have a there's a lot of.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Followers, ninety thousand followers on instance. She's like a model
that people legit follow, and she put herself down as
midlife influencer. She is for sure an influencer, but alien
is she on here trying to be an influencer? Yes,
is my answer to you.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
I'm following her. I just hit follow. Really, I gave
her a follow. Okay, okay, there's a picture of her
in a bikini and her body looks freaking hot. No,
she's gorge All of these women are gorge even the
ones you don't like. Oh my god, look a couple down.
She's wearing a blue bikini. Her body is insane.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Yeah, now that a lot of that's photoshop. Some of
it could be a little I don't know. She's only
she's not that old. She's sixty two and she's working
out all the time. If you look at her pin
post that has like fifteen thousand likes, it's her. They
show her working out and she works hard. That's a
little exhausting. I mean, listen, I'm gonna push back on her.
I like her, and I'm glad that she is also
(18:57):
like awesome and looks this good good and killing it.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
But I don't know that i'd want to. I don't
know how much time I want to spend with her.
She's all right, we'll see see yeah, And that's not
like our thing. That's a bachelor thing. Though we can't
falter no, not her fault, but we can fault the
all xtup move on Carol Freeman Branstein, she's already using.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
I just want to point out that unless her parents
were Freeman and Branstein, you know, sometimes that happens, but
usually not at this age. So she's keeping her husband's
name as well, Like I assume Freeman was her maiden name,
and then Branstein is her married name, and she's just
gonna go ahead and keep that.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
I don't know, because it says her first thing, she's
sixty three, but it says she's the family manager for
Baseball All Star Freddy Freeman, so that must be some
baseball player that's her, that's her maiden name, right, so
would her son have her maiden name?
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Though? You know what I'm saying, I don't know where
the Okay, we got to look into this. Then why
is this her name?
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Yeah? You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
She loves bad Bunny and she likes she's a skilled
tambourine player. I look at her Insta. I like that
they made it easy for us to look at Insta
this time. So on Instace she just goes by Carol Freeman.
There's no brand. So maybe she got married since they
filmed this. I don't know, but I mean, that's very
(20:31):
weird to me. I don't also don't know why it's
a fun fact. I think it's a sad fact that
she said. It says Carol drinks more diet coke than water.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
It's like that's just trying to be cute. She's not
like other girls. I don't like that. I don't like
that as a thing of like, I'm so cool, I
drink so much diet coke. It's like crazy, how I
just drink more diet coke than water?
Speaker 2 (20:53):
That to work out all day every day fit influencer,
I would take I would take Carol, but I understand
what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
And now she's wearing a They're all, yeah, they're in
very real estate looking. Okay, Well she's a baseball mom.
She's I'm the manager for my son who's into baseball.
She's very very uh Ara's Scottsdale, Orange, Yes County.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
She's from Villa Park, California, which just can't be good.
I'm going to look at her instagram.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Her instagram mom of three beautiful daughters. Well then maybe
is she the family manager for why don't we look up?
Look up Freddy Freeman? Yeah? Is she like I'm the
mom of three beautiful daughters and no son? Who the
fuck is Freddy Freeman? Maybe Freddy's the ex husband or
(21:46):
her brother? Oh it's probably her brother. Well, there you go.
So they have like a little empire. That's why he
has the name. That's why he has her maiden name.
And that's why she didn't give up her maiden name.
Get it right, Yeah, because that's kind of her identity.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Yeah, but then who's why why even keep Ranstein in
this thing? You see what I mean? Like, why wouldn't
you just drop that if you you're divorced? Or are
we good to go for the Bachelor. See, I'm confused.
I'm sure there's a very easy, simple explanation that we,
like a quick Google could probably take care of, which
I will do.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Now, Okay, well, zuma zoom is zoom zoom zoom. You
bring us to the next one. Lot of beauty shots
of her study agreement. He came right up, by the way.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
He's Canadian American, he's he's cute, he's I think he's okay.
He's not the brother. He'd be too young. He was
born in nineteen eighty nine.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
So it's this is confusing.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
I am so confused. Yeah, I don't know he has ament.
It looks like he might even be a current player
or No, he was with the Dodgers in twenty twenty four,
so I don't know if he just retired. I don't
know what his deal is now. But he's a pretty
recent player that I bet a lot of you know,
like he's been playing for a million tears.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
We're going to find out the mess show.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
So she's got a pretty big job. Yeah, Like that's
she's kind of family manager. So that's her family, and
that's like the Jerry Jones Empire. Like this lady has money,
is all I'm saying she does not need this fucking meal.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Well, I'll tell you what she does love to do.
Play the tambourine. Baby. Well yeah, she's a skilled tambourine player.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Now our next lady is in like a beautiful blue.
They're all in satin. I guess Cheryl Steel nights Cheryl Satin.
She is sixty six. She's a retired IRS employee.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Not her fault.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Not a good speller. Yeah, we she and I are
not going to get along. She's earned fifty motorcross trophies
and she likes the fourth of her while like these
are like and IRS like I don't even know.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
She loves everything about the fourth of July.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
She has no posts on she has no posts on Instagram,
she has a page. No God, so she's new to this.
I kind of I appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Yeah, I mean she's very she's mid. She's all right,
well she's pretty mid. It's very cute. But let's hope
for the best. We're gonna move on. I don't love
her hair. See now I'm getting into like now I'm picky,
you know what it's there. I just think she needs
like a trim. But her dress is beautiful. They're all women.
(24:39):
It's amazing how fit all these women are. And I'm
wondering if they were.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Out mino shopped, but also like they are, they are
going to be very thin.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
All just have gorgeous bodies. Nobody's normal looking. Look like
I'm being picky about her hair needing a cut, but
like on the flip side, like she's prettier than tons
of like twenties and thirty year olds. I agree.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
I think she's very pretty and let's give her a try.
Cindy Kullers has a vander pump quality when you first
look at her away right.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Yes, oh my god, she wants a housewife.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Of course, because I was just gonna say, if you
look again, she looks like somebody. She looks like Meredith
from Salt Lake City House Like. She looks like all
the housewives in one full on Housewives look from Austin, Texas.
I like that she's young. She's sixty. I mean, what
the fuck, she's just a bite. It doesn't even feel
(25:37):
like golden at this point, but okay, it feels like yeah,
like middle like, okay, I already love this. Her signature
cocktail is a green lizard, which is a recipe she
invented herself. Now, now's a good time for me to
tell you about when I invented something, yeah called doctor Boozy.
What happened was I was at a football watching party
(25:59):
and this sounds like good thing, but I accidentally poured
I poured a beer, Newcastle beer into my doctor Pepper glass,
so there was already half Doctor Pepper into the beer
and I mixed him. I was like, well, let me
just try it bubbled up in this really cool way
and I was like, let's try it. Delicious, absolutely so
delicious that my boyfriend at the times friend worked for
(26:21):
PEPSI and I tried to get him to patent it
and he's like, I don't do that. I work in
account in accounting, and I was like, can you put
me in touch with someone that would do that? And
we got into an argument and that was it. But
I've talked about it enough to know that I invented
doctor Boozy's.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
I think everybody knows that at this point, and like
it would be hard to fight you on that, do
you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Like I've said it on the radio, yeah, like that
for years, Like I own this, but I'm telling you
Newcastle Beer and then top it off with Doctor Pepper.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
But here's the problem, Like, and I love that story.
Don't get me wrong. I'm not arguing against the story.
But what I will say is that one thing that
I don't love is that when you kind of try
to say that not you, but her, it's giving me
Heather debro vibes of like espresso Martin.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
You know what, that is the nicest thing anyone's ever
fucking said to me.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
I will take it. I would love I would aspire
to be Heather DeBras. So you're not giving me Heather
debro vibes. I'm saying she's giving Heather Debro vibes by
putting that on her on her thing of like.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
I want to know what a green lizard is? Okay,
where do you see that she wants to be a housewife?
Did you just say that?
Speaker 1 (27:30):
No? I just I it's the vibe. I'm picking up
a vibe. She dated one of her she dated Chuck Norris. Yeah,
that's tricky, he's tricky. Why is that like acclaim to
fame too? I just I think that's there's it's a
little bit weird to make that like a thing.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
I agree but you know, they probably push them. You know,
who's somebody fun? They probably get like a hundred facts
and you don't get a choice dat anyone famous.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
That's one of the questions. So not her fault. She's
really pretty and if you go to her Instagram, she's
just she's very, very strikingly gorgeous. She's young, family, she's
so young. Yeah, and she's smart. I'm fifty nine, so yeah,
I'm my age, but she's but she's very, very pretty,
very pretty.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
I think our next one is even prettier. Debbie Seebers
in a hot pink, really cute crossing. She looks super young.
I think she's so cute. She's sixty five. She's also
a fitness professional.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
So we're not going to get away worse.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
She was asked out on a date by Robert de Niro,
unclear if she said yes.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Yeah, that's what they wrote, like what you just couldn't
You couldn't. Here's what I think, mumbles it. Okay, Yeah,
she's like literally like she just got too drunk to finish, Okay,
keep going. Popped a hero, he asked you, and she's
like falls asleep. Up. They have to They throw cold
water on her. Face, Hey did you say yes, did
(29:04):
you go out with them as you bang him? They
just keep They follow up with emails, they're just like, hey,
just one thing about like just hearkening back to our
initial like interview with you, like whatever happened with de Niro.
She just doesn't get back to them, never answers. Then
they have a follow up post interview and they're.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Like, Okay, don't give her any you know, we know
we loose them up with drinks. Don't do it this
time until we get the answer. But some a pa
Fox ups like, I don't know, I don't know if
Bobby Bobby.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
They're like, well, okay, so maybe we'll just take that
out of your fun facts. Okay. She's very very very pretty. Yeah,
I think she's doing you know what I wonder if
uh oh oh, So she's a bit of she's a
little she's a micro influencer. She's got almost twenty six
thousand followers and it says she helps with fifty plus.
(29:56):
She helps fifty plus with exercise solutions. She's also the creator.
Oh no, she's like one of these boss boss bitches.
She created slim in six and also she created body Dynamics.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Yes, trainer also for fit on app. No, she's just
a doer.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
She's a doer, I know, but I worry that these
people are here to like boost their business and they
are one hundred. So she participated in the opening and
closing ceremonies of the LA Olympics. Now, what I like
about this fun fact is that she closed it out.
So she told us about the opening and the closing
(30:37):
as opposed to the fucking Robert de Niro story. Right right?
So again, did you did you have sex? He asked
you out? And when was this? Oh but what like
about like in your forties or how old were you about?
Was he married? Yeah? I was gonna say he's spent
with his wife for a really long time. Yeah, how
long ago? Also, her first fun fact is very weirdly written.
(31:02):
Debbe has a healthy fear of heights? What does a
healthy fing? What does that even mean? Why don't just
say she has a fear of heights? Who? No, I
don't know. I don't know. Okay, we do. How many
more are we? We're doing twelve and twelve, right or
twelve and eleven? Sure, I don't know how many we did?
We count back? We've done well because Our next one
(31:24):
is going to be a fun one. All right. Well
we're getting through him though, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
We've gone through eight.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Three more. Let's do three more. And our next one
is Diane fear of Moni. And I'm just going to
say this straight off the bat. Yeah, for Moni, let
me say straight up, I love her. No notes except
to say that she has no chance with mel She's
seventy one years old, and he already said he's not
going to date anyone over sixty.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
First of all, she's like six years younger than he is.
But he's going to be like, oh my god, this
lady could be he's not seventy eight, he's sixty seven.
Oh he is.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Yeah, I think he's in his sixties. I want to say,
I go back, because it told us at the beginning
of this thing. Yeah, no, he's not going to go older.
I'd be very surprised.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Yeah, he's sixty six, and he already's being a dick
about it. He's definitely not going to say, okay, yeah,
he's definitely not going to date someone who's seventy one,
who looks older than that, even because she's great and
fabulous and we're not no judgment on that, but it's
just not I mean, why why even bother? Because they
need someone to go home night one and they need
to have a golden bachelor.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
They need to like remember what, what's even happening? She's
a librarian. Also, they could they were having a lot
of trouble like getting getting fun facts from her, because
one of her fun facts is she finds eyelash in
spo from Twiggy. I mean, you know, if you're a producer,
you're just like exhausted, it's been a long day.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
You're like, Diane, is there anything like? Man, your eyelashes
are like really like out there? Like how like is
there someone you got inspired by? And she's like but not?
Speaker 2 (33:17):
And they're like but not a Cardashian that we could
put like somebody from maybe more recently, No, just Twiggy?
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Okay, all right? And what does this mean? She dreams
of being Dolly Parton for a day? What about Dolly?
Like you dream of having ginormous boobs you want to be?
Speaker 2 (33:36):
You know, there were question not her fault. It's the
question who would you dream of? If you could be
any celebrity for a day, who would it be? I
guarantee that's how they're phrasing these questions. There's you know,
it's not her fault. You gotta give her a break. Yeah, okay,
I do one more and then break. Okay, we're fired up.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Okay. The next one is Jerry Jerry Quarters. She's pretty
beautiful address. She's from Maryland. She's a home care agency CEO.
Mm I like it is a real boss bitch. She
loves to fish mm hmm. She her sidekick is a
teacup Yorkie named Godiva, and she does not tolerate bad breath.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Okay, she is gonna be She's going to be a
problem for him. And I hope that they're saying that
because she calls out his back.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
I hope she just reads him.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
I hope that she knows everything he said and that
she's just like you have halatosis.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
I hate you, you sir, have stinky breath. Yeah. I'm
she's sixty four.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
I'm two years younger than you, sir, and uh and
you still said I was too old for you.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Fuck off? Yeah, we need we hope for that. I
don't know that that's going to be the case. But
she only has one hundred and seventy Instagram followers, and
she's private, which is kind of weird. Yeah, I'm going
to keep in mind we're talking about about what they
look like.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
It is again so airbrush that it's just not even
possible to talk about. Really, it's just painting. So all right,
this is a good time to break. Yep, you guys
stay with us for part two. You got to meet
these people before we get into this ship.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Yeah man, yeah man. All right in a few by
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