September 19, 2025 • 41 mins
Part two of the latest CAST ROAST of Mel's season of The Golden Bachelor. This might just be a good season.
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Speaker 1 (00:14):
What's happening, everybody, Welcome back. This is part two and
the final part the conclusion of our cast roast for
Golden Batch, which is coming up. What's today that we're
recording this on a Thursday and Golden Bags on Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Right, so in less than a week we will be
watching the Golden Bachelor, which all our dreams are coming true.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
It really couldn't come soon enough because and I was
all about going on strike.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yeah, and I talked her into it, but we need our.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Bachelor content and listen, we're gonna make fun of it.
We're gonna tease. He sucks. We don't like him, as
we said in part one, but a lot of you
guys make the mistake of just listening to part two
of things, which is my pet peeve about all of you.
But in case you missed the first part, we are
(01:09):
not in favor of this stupid guy who ade shamed
our beautiful ladies. We're not down with it.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Quite a few things that Disney, I'm going to just say, yeah,
I'm having a lot of problems right now, a lot
of problems.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Yeah, So we're not we're not about that life. We're
not about him, but we are about these women, and
we're about them getting justice. We're about justice for the
women who are really pretty close in age to me.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yeah, I mean they range. I guess, what does the
Golden Bachelor have to be? Sixty or up?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Is that the deal? You got to be at least
sixty we're supposed to be. But then they had Remember
they had Mark on Jeb season. Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Was he younger? Was he in his fifties? He was
like fifty eight. I mean they made an excep. I mean,
maybe they have to. Maybe they I wish someone said
this one time. I wish they would also have a
Silver Bachelor. We have the twenty something, you know, I
don't want to call them morons because they're not all morons.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Some of them are very smart.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
We have them, then we get out forty to sixty
the Silver Bachelor, and then sixty one up is Golden.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
I swear people would watch that. I swear to god go.
I think the problem is that once you're over a
certain age, they just don't even think. They just don't
want to think of like like they don't want to
put us into different groups. They're just like, ah, old
is old, right, And that's really sad. Because it's not.
It's also confusing because then it puts everybody.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
But even then, let's say you have a Silver Bachelor,
So then you know the guy is forty nine and
he's like, well, I'm going to choose. I'm just gonna
choose a well, no, he'd be fifty nine. He's like, well,
I'm just gonna choose the forty year old. Right, Like,
they'll push it no matter where they are, they're going
to push it.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Right.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Each one can give me a baby, now, see, that
would be kind of fun to watch the Silver Bachelor
and he's like almost fifty and he's like, but I
want a bunch of babies real quick. So the younger that,
I mean, she's got to be like early thirties. Let's go.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
All right, this is a really quick sidebar. And you're
but I have been watching and I'm not saying that
you need to watch it, but I'm just telling you
I have been watching Love is Blind Brazil. And here's
what you don't know about this. What you don't know
about this is they did an experiment basically, and it's
(03:31):
all older people. So it's what the Golden Bachelor was
trying to be, except for except for what really sucks. Okay,
and this is I guess kind of a spoiler because
I'm well into it right now. All the episodes are
not out yet, okay, because it's currently airing. But most
of these guys really see themselves as they these women
(03:56):
are their age. But the guys are all like, oh,
these women are like kind of they're acting like the
women are too old for them. And that's the thing
that does kind of suck is like, so all the
women are of the appropriate age, but they none of
the guys seem are into are actually into their choices.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I live this. Yeah, I know it's fucking horrible.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
It's crazy.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
They warn you of these things, but you're like, come
on now, that can't be a thing.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
It's a thing. Yeah, there, you are the same age.
You are too old for these guys. Yeah, there's I
mean by like decades. Like yeah, there's a guy on
the show. Okay, this is a major spoiler, but there's
one couple that doesn't make it. The guy is old,
he's in his like late sixties, and the woman is
(04:47):
one of the younger ones on the show. The woman,
one of the women, is like fifty eight, and the
older guy kind of wants her, and she ends up
with a guy who seems on a younger but this
one older guy ends up with a girl with a
woman who's younger than he is, and you can tell
(05:07):
that he is so like not into her. But this
guy is old, old, right, and he spends the whole
time trying to get like the younger girl. He's trying
to get her to like go like leave with him, right.
I mean that's the thing, and we're not listen.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
I've dated guys that are older and younger both by
you know, relatively big amount. It's just it's just when
they are old enough to be their like grand grandpa, right,
I just I guess that's where I draw the line,
or maybe even dad.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
I My weird thing was like.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
If you could be their dad, like if you could
like do a prom dad picture, like just feels weird
to me.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
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Speaker 1 (06:56):
There you go, There you go.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
I are how excited to talk about the next person.
Her name is Lily Reeves.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
I'm just she is. I'm really worried about her though,
because I think she has that with I don't know
what that disease. I think it's called like Benjamin.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
No, no, no no, But I know you're going to
say this, and you're going to say this because in
the in the the airbrush photo, she looks like she
could be like ten.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
They're not even trying to make her like twenty. She's gorgeous.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
But then I want you to click on her Instant
Now she is still equally as gorgeous.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
But look at her Insta page.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
And I don't know why they bother to even put
a photo up at all if they're going to do
it like this.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Oh that's so interesting.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Yes, she looks she still looks younger than her seventy two.
I mean I would love to look like that at
seventy two, but she does not look like that.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
You're so right.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
No veins on her. None of them have any varicose veins.
All their arms are perfect. I mean I have like
the worst Tadosa arms. The reason why I'm saying this,
you guys, is because we didn't even get to the
point her age. It says she's seventy two, right, and
she looks twenty in the picture.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
She looks twenty, but it almost is like this is
a super old picture of her. And then yes, you
click on her Instagram and she's photo closer to her
age old photoshop.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
She's a retired elementary school teacher.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
She's from Pacific Palisades. He's not going to keep her
around because she's seventy two.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Yeah, and I mean if you look at real pictures
like I'm looking at her video, she's still great.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
I mean she still looks young. Oh, she starts.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
I would love to have arms like that. I don't
know how to do that.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
They're all in the most incredible shape, which is seems
impossible to me. I don't know how you look like that.
I don't either.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
But her big based on Peeves. Well, she plays on
a tennis team. And then she hates what were you
going to say?
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Bad drivers?
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Like we love them? That's different. She's really taking a
stand I love bad drivers. What a weird leg to
stand on.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Yeah, she's very cute. I just feel so bad for
the parts.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
She's seventy one when we started this, and now what
if it just changes in real time?
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Well, she just had a birthday. She's now somebody too.
I just these poor producers are just like in a
room with her, just going, I don't you know. When
they meet her and she's back for her callback and
they're trying to get something out of her, and they're
just like, well, what like, what is about you? Like
what's crazy? And she's like, oh my gosh, I make
(09:23):
jumbalayah And they're like, okay, yes in we're in for that. Okay,
something else? What do you hate? Is there something that
really bugs you? Oh? I love everybody?
Speaker 2 (09:35):
What about like if somebody you're driving and somebody kills you,
or they kill your they kill your friend in an accident. No, like,
I don't know, I don't like it. She's like, I
don't like that, like he hates bad drivers.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Yep. They have to bring her to that to get
like any answer. But if they're like, so you hate
the hicular homicide, she's like, no, I wouldn't say that.
That's very strong. That's a strong Again, I don't really
understand the words you're using.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
But what if they were like trying to get what
if each one of them they're trying to get on
some kind of charge, like do you would you have
just like let's say a beer and drive. I'm just
trying to get them to admit to crimes. Okay, So
your likes and dislikes, is one of your likes giving
us a thumbprint?
Speaker 1 (10:21):
And then one of the things about her is that
she's spent two nights in jail. And she's like, yeah,
but that's because you guys turned me in for something
I didn't even do. You have planted cocaine on me?
Would you if someone give you a baggy of little
white powder?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Would you take it to the airport and deliver it
as requested?
Speaker 1 (10:41):
I guess? And then they make a call yeah, and
then that becomes that becomes she's freshly out of prison.
We've just made her so much more exciting. Guys, She's
memorable and what she goes night one.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Yeah, okay, I have so much to say about Lisa
Larity Clarity all right, she's a very cute blonde and
a bright green outfit. I just want to raise the
belt up. I want a tim gunn this. We need
a higher waist. That's all of us. That's not just
short women, that's all women, Cuter and a higher waist,
I promise.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
So that was a mistake. She looks like what's her
name the Morning Show?
Speaker 2 (11:26):
She looks like Nancy a little bit at first. Oh,
she looks like like the one who's married to Yes,
I can't remember ro.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
You're trying to like just distract. You're like, oh no,
it's my not that our memory is so bad.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Kelly Rippa, Yes, she does kind of have a Kelly
Ripa vibe.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
She does look like Kelly. She's a bird nerd Berdenard alert.
She's a swiftie. She's not like other girls. And I'm
gonna tell you why because on her Instagram there's a
picture of her she's just eating a huge, big family.
So that at her. I think that's her child.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Oh because look at look at the picture, like that's
not a sixty six year old, no fucking way, right.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
I think that's her. I think she might have a
forty something kid though.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
I mean she's young and cute looking. I think that's her,
very cute. I think she's going to go far. I'm
telling you right now.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, she's gonna go really far because
I can't see. I mean, if this is airbrushed, I
can't fight anyones that aren't rude swifty. And she's never
had a pedicure.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
I like that because I hate pedicures, hate them.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
I hate that. How how she avoided pedicures her whole life?
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
You just cut your toenails. I hate them so much.
I hate mannic I hate the whole thing. Not because
I'm not girly, I just hate the feel. Even thinking
about it makes me say.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
She just looks like somebody who would've had a pedicure though, right,
I mean, she's very dwaft. She does. She gets her
hairded on the regular. It's very blonde, and it's not
real blonde. She's very dark roots. She hates the filing. Oh,
I mean, I love her, giving her all these we're
just like, oh my gosh, like us. She has mesophonia,
(13:19):
That's what it is. She's so anxious like me. She's
just anxious.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
From Ohio State Park employee Berd Nerds.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Okay, they really want the West Side to find a
lot of these women. And I'm going to tell you why.
I'm jumping ahead. If you're following along, Yes, Bryan Meyer's
this is the fifty eight year old.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Oh so you can be under sixty. As it turns out,
there's one fifty eight year old. Yeah, okay, well she's
just gonna win then.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
But it's interesting because she actually looks older than some
of the other contestants I know. And so what they
did Okay, this is what the producers did. They either
went with like people they knows moms, yes, right, and
and they're all like from rich families like Malibu. You
don't live in you're not poor if you live in Malibu.
(14:09):
She's a college sports consultant. This woman's got a lot
of money. Yeah, he could end up liking her.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
All three of her kids played sports at IVY League schools. Yeah,
there's money, and there's siege. If shopping was a sport,
she'd be a pro.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
All right, all right, I get you, I see you. Yeah. Oh,
if you look at the pictures, this looks very Yale
IVY Championships. These her children are very good looking. I don't,
I don't. I'm not a fan.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Oh I think we could still be a fan even
if all that like, you got to give her a shot.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
It's a very rich they're spoiled. There's a oh oh
what do you see? You see there's a picture of
her with Heather McDonald and on her Instagram. Yes it's
Heather McDonald. And I believe Lisa vander Pump's husband. I
(15:10):
think that's Ken.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Yeah, oh yeah, you're sure right now, we don't know
what that event. It looks like it was a vander
Pump event. How strange that was in twenty sixteen. So
she's been around this world for I mean, not that
it's the same world.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
I have a picture with Ken.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
I actually finally took it, I think off my Instagram
because I was like, what am I doing? Yeah? Yeah,
that's like a young picture of Ken vander Pump. Yeah,
how strange. Okay, in Malibu, that's where Lisa didn't Lisa
have a home there. Yeah, she's part of a different thing.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
She's just not She's not my I can tell you that.
I don't think that she and I would see ey
to eye. I understand. And like she dreams of seeing
the northern lights, which I I mean, okay, I have that,
I really really do. It's my only It's like bucket list. Okay,
but I already like the next one. Let's let's move ahead.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Monica Brewer Okay, she's too very cute.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
She looks spunky. I like what she's wearing. She's wearing
like a little it's a one of those skirts, like
a little satnee skirt.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Little streets used to have a skirt like that. I
used to have that. I love those. It's hard, they're
hard to wear. They're very like, they hug every every
bad thing. She can do it in this photoshopped photo,
but in real life, those are tough.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Sunny, and I'm just telling you, I like I like
that she leads. Her first fun fact is she likes
feeding the ducks with her granddaughter. So she's like, yeah,
I'm not afraid to say that I have a granddaughter
that I hate.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Got an amazing body too. If you go to her
Instagram or is that her, she's really pretty. Oh no,
that's cheat, that's a throwback. But my god, she's absolutely gorgeous.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Her her front picture doesn't even do her justice. Yeah,
there's a bikini. I think she's she's got a belly,
a belly button ring. She's cool.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
She likes her white wine dry and her red full bodied.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
If you were gonna drink and drive, would it be
whiskey or wine? I guess wine is a little lesson, like, okay,
how do you like your wine?
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Though? Now here's the thing. We're gonna ask you to
do something. It's just it's just for fun. You brought
your car here, right, we're gonna have We're gonna we're gonna.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Have a wine tasting and we're gonna just see and
then we're gonna just you know, we're not gonna put
a time limit on it. We're not gonna take your keys,
call an experiment, whatever you want.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
And then we're gonna follow you home and it's gonna
be great, and then we're gonna have you arrested. It's
so fun though, it's like like funny, it's a joke.
It's like a practical like hey.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Hey, here's there's the whisky sour that you wanted. Now
touch this knife, like you just want me to touch it? Yeah, yeah,
I touch it. They make her fingerprint a knife. They
frame her for the OJ murderer. They're like, we got
we got the real one.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
We got it. Like this many years later, you know,
we now have it. She's like, I don't even live here.
Why didn't you try to pin it on the one
that like lives in like Brentwood. Well, like it don't.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Yeah, don't worry about it. But it was some deal
that they made with Disney. You know what, We'll let
you do the Golden Bachelor, but you need to find
the real OJ killer. And that is the only way
that we're going to green light this.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
This is one thing I don't understand. And Okay, there's
a couple of them that are like this, but her
Instagram name is the Real Monica Brewer, which is usually
what celebrities do, but she's got four hundred and twelve followers.
My god, I don't like when people do that.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
I know people that do that, and it's annoying and
I want to tell them to their face, like that's
I think sometimes they're joking when they do it, but
I don't think she's joking.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
I don't think she's joking either, but she go far. Okay,
Monica parum prum, very very blonde. Oh my god, I
swear to god, I don't. I don't like listen. Maybe
subconsciously I scan down but I didn't mean to. But
I was like, she looks like she works at a
dental office, but she's an actual cosmetic cosmetic dentist.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
I'm not happy with dentists right now. So I already
don't like her. I'm sorry if I'm already just putting
my own thing on her. I don't like her dress.
That's not her fault either, but that is just awful.
The whole thing is just not working for me.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
She's also this is this is so picky, and I
am sorry, I am sorry, Monica. But she's wearing this
like a green dress with a big flower on her chest.
But then she's wearing purple shoes and red toenail polish.
And I don't I like a box of nerds. Yes,
and that's too much. I've got to drop a line. Not.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
I don't blame her, that's that's costume people. But I
just there's something.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
I don't you know what? She really looks like Joan though.
Look at her Instagram. Yeah, yeah, I see Wow. Look
at her pictures. Go a couple rows down and she
she's like a Joan twin. She is. I wonder if
they're related. Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
There's something about her that's just rubbing me the wrong way.
And I don't know why. I know she's very smart,
she's a doctor. Please don't come for me. I just
she's sixty relatively young. Yeah, I bet she'll go far.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
I bet you will. I think what you're missing here, though, Cecily,
that you're and maybe it's just I don't know, jealousy,
something is going on with you.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
But she can read a skateboard. I am jealous. I
think that's like other girls, not like other girls at all.
She's just like, what you know what it is like,
how many times have you done meth? Try to trick
her into the mething because I'm not asking if you
ever have done it how many times? Because let me
just tell you something. All the other ladies have done it.
Everyone's done it, so just let's get that straight.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
I think I think this is her thing. I think
she tries to get people to do meth why so
she can fix her teeth. And then also the skateboard
thing is like she's like, I can ride a skateboard.
Put that down, put that in my fun facts. I
want everybody to go like, oh, I'm older, I should
try to ride a skateboard. And then you're gonna bust
your teeth and then you're gonna come see doctor Parum.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
She's probably somebody that goes by the first name. She's
doctor Monica. Yeah for sure, for sure, which is even
more annoying.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
And then she tries to throw a curveball at us.
She's like, no, no, no, I'm super nice. I like to crochet.
We're like, no, we don't buy it. Monica.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
All right, next, well, Miileen. Don't know how to pronounce
her last name. But she's stunning in an orange dress. Okay,
I like the whole book of this. But she's from
Vegas and she's a casino VIP host.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
I kind of like that. Actually I do too bad
a little so we got but this picture her head,
this is photoshopped right like that. Her head is on
a different body.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Yes, right, because it's the Her head is way too
this does. She looks pretty fucking gorgeous in her insta.
I think it's with her daughter, she says, her real
estate partner. But they're back to back looking really cute.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
She's absolutely beautiful and she's probably gonna win. But but
my point is the way the picture is, it's something
weird about it. It's like her head, it's like her
body looks too far back.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
I think it's Yes, this is Ricky Middlesworth. I don't
know how many times I can say that this guy
should be He needs to be investigated. I don't know
why they keep using him and everything that we do
every time we do this with Cosmo or it's pictures
via Disney. I don't know why this is the guy
but they're awful.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Show us what these women look like. We are not here.
You're not here for this bullshit. Yeah, here's what's upsetting
to me is she's sixty one. She's wearing this short skirt.
She's wearing a dress that's short, and you know how
when you wear a dress that's short, you gotta kind
of be careful of how you sit. She's literally sitting
on a couch. Now granted it's fake. It's fake, and
(23:17):
she's like on the edge of it, but there you
can see up her thigh not a dimple.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Yeah, but that's not real because I've looked at some
of the ones they have and you see that, and
then you look at their real insta that when they
forget to do any they don't really know better. There
was one that was in her seventies and she just
didn't know to filter, I mean, and it's you definitely
see it, which is fine, which is what we want
to see, which is why we're so mad about that.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
I don't think she's sitting on that couch. It's like
shown her body is sort of in the air, that's right.
That's why all their boobs are too. Like Ricky doesn't
know to like he's not matching. It's not right now,
they don't all have the same breasts. I want everybody
to stop what you're doing and go look at Cosmo
Politan and yeah, if they're not following along though, if
(24:05):
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Speaker 2 (24:16):
She's going to wind Okay, we have tons more to
get through.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Okay. So she's a big Bruno Mars fan. She loves
to rock a red lip and skydiving is at the
top of her bucket list. That's not that hard to
make happen. She could have just gone skydiving.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
All right, Nicole Kate, I mean, this is just absurd.
This is just so stupid. How photoshopped she's They're saying
she's sixty four, but she could be at a high
school prom. I love this pale poll.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
She's been a vegan for nineteen years, so maybe she's
just how you're not a vegan, are you? And she's
a yoga instructor, so I'm saying you are no.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
But there was the reason I'm asking because I want
to say this. Every vegan I know looks so much
younger than their age, and I'm so mad at myself
that I didn't just do that.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I think it's that she.
I mean, she looks she's gorgeous. She looks like a
freaking supermodel. Now I thought the last one was gonna win,
but I think she could win. I mean, she's ridiculous, Like,
how is this? But vegans have a thing going.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Man. They caught on Yoga Vegan. She also went to
culinary school, so she's really interested. I like this woman.
Let me look at her insta It's Nicole Kate NYC.
So she's got some kind of New York connection.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Yeah, she has almost ten thousand followers.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
But if you look at her video, Okay, go on
her Instagram and go down to where she's like doing
some kind of food thing. It's like maybe one, two, three, four,
five rows down in the middle. Click on that and
you will see the difference between the photoshop and what
her body really looks like, which is still amazing, but
look at the difference.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Yeah. I don't want to him to play because it's
going to play on our thing. Oh but she also
is a little bit. I mean, she's not my type
of she's not going to be funny. Like one of
her things is like every choice I make aligns me
with my highest self. You're not going to catch me
putting that on an Instagram. I am worthy. It's all, uh,
(26:13):
what do you call it? Affirmation affirmations? I am evolving
with intention my piece.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
I think that you look at this photoshop picture and
then click on her photo like it's just it's so
different that it's almost like.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
A shame on you got it? Oh I see, I see,
I see. Yeah, I mean, and we're not putting that down.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
But it's like, why are we even doing the Golden
Bachelor then if you're going to photoshop it like this?
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Because now you're absolutely right. I'm watching one. She's talking
and yes she looks a little closer to her age
and yeah she looks, which is fine, which is what
we're doing here. That's what the whole point of the
freaking show is. Okayay, oh wait wait, but we already
said her stuff. Yeah. Peg Munson, Peg.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Munson, she's from She's a retired not fire with Pug Penson.
She's related to Pug Penson in that they are both
retired firefighters and bomb technicians.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Buck. Yes, what awesome. She's the best one we've had.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Her favorite form of transportation is the unicycle, so she's quirky.
On top of that, she's the most bad ass. We
got to get her on this. She's our new leslie.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Oh my god, is so happy Bell Bottoms are making
a comeback? Yes, yes, she would love to play in
the mud with baby elephants.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Yes, yes, yes, and yes I love her. Her users
not sad if you try to click on her Insta.
She's taking that shit down. She's not having it. And
I love that about.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Her as well. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, she doesn't great.
Crazy is following her.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Nope, she's great. We're very pro PEG. I hope she
makes it far.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
So she's she's a real estate person because she's from
Munths and Properties, right yeah, okay, so we love Peg
Munson not Peg for the most pug pen number one.
I love Pug Penson Okay.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Robin Vokka Rokaha sixty three years old. She's a wealth
advisor and vineyard owner. So and we've got another one
with some money and that's fine, that's okay.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
She's a text book Gemini. What does that mean?
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Well, I will tell you what that means, even though
I'm not someone who believes in astrology. But my joke
used to be I don't believe in astrology, but I
don't fuck with geminis, and they they are, in my experience,
the worst. They're just like, it's like person, you never
know what you're gonna get. Their thing is that it's
the twins. So one day they're great and then the
(28:35):
next day they just turn on you and they say
the meanest things ever.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Okay, I don't get along.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
I swear to God, it's like a thing, and I
don't believe in any other astrology thing. Okay, that so
based on that, I don't know. She's an avid tap dancer.
What does that mean at Like avid tap dancer.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Means like she loves it, like she does it a lot.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
But it's a weird way to put it right, Just
what wouldn't you just say she loves tap dancing, like she.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Does tap dancing classes and she's real good at it.
Is that what she's trying to say? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Look at her Instagram, Look at Vermont in September. Again,
very different than what we're seeing here.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
I like her before. Yeah, yeah, it's just totally different.
So all right, he's not gonna go with her. I know,
if I know my mel My Melli Mel, this is
she's gonna He's gonna think she's too old, which is insane.
And I don't agree with him. This is why we
don't like him. But I just feel like it's almost unfair.
(29:38):
It's like I know it is. It's like they're setting
him up to fail. That's why we're watching the show
to make sure they're okay, exactly. And the next person
is my favorite so far, oh Rock, more than more
than Pup Penson, maybe tied with Pug Pinson. Ro Sanne.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
I'm gonna call her roxy because we're like that massy
in this like flowing bright coral dress that's just to
die for. She's from my hometown of Austin. I say
hometown because I was born there.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
She's a nurse. What's a longevity nurse?
Speaker 2 (30:08):
I'm not sure I was going to skip over that,
hoping you didn't see it. I don't know what does
anyone can just.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Google that long elderly? Yeah, she for like hospice.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
I wonder I think so. I like that she rocks
the cowboy boots. I like that she's been in a
pole dancing contest. She sold everything and moved to Costa
Rica without knowing anybody. I mean, she's adventurous. I like
this woman.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Yeah, I like her. Yeah, I don't know what I mean.
And she won't go anywhere without a pair of cowboy boots.
Did you already say that? Hell? Yeah, yes, and I'm
with it.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
So you like this? You like this Texas kind of thing.
I like this like Austin, Texas kind of thing. Yes,
hell yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Yeah, she's way but we can't see. We can't see
anything on our Insta, so we can't see if this
is how photoshop this is. But she's only sixty two.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Right, But some of them also are sixty two, and
it's just night and day.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Yeah, all right, let's move on to Susie Lamp. Susie Lamp,
who's sixty two. She loves Lamp. She's from del Mar, She's.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
From Delmark, California.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
We can see the top of her thigh, and I'm
gonna just go I'm gonna just trust you that it's
all photoshopped, because otherwise I'm so mad that we can
see the top of these people's thighs and there's there's
no lumps now.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
She posted a photo on Instagram from March, and I
don't know if that in and of itself, it looks
pretty photoshoped, which is fine, we all tweak, but she's
pretty freaking gorgeous. Yeah, she looks like she's Now let's
look at who she is. She graduated from college. But
what college? Oh as a thirty year old mom.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Oh, I like it too. And she's incredibly big on
quality time. Well that's boring as fuck, but that's not
her fault.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Okay, I made you something. This is a this is
this is something that was written about her somewhere else
that's not on where we could see, but it says.
Susie's a proud mom of three who's ready to say
goodbye to her single days. She worked most of her
life as a kindergarten teacher and dedicated herself to raising
her kids and her students. Now she spends her days hiking, biking,
(32:21):
and socializing, and she's ready to find love again after loss.
She said, the last decade healing from loss, but her
heart is truly open to meeting her future husband. Her
daughter calls Susie one in a million, and Susie is
exactly that, that's all a little basic. I'm sure they've
all had a little loss. They've either divorced or whatever,
you know. But she's a realtor. She's Susie Lamb. He's
(32:44):
gonna with Susie Lamb. He's gonna like her. She likes
walking her dog on the beach and hold on, hold on, everybody, Susie.
Oh this is I said this on the Quality Time.
Oh yeah, yeah, you said it. Yeah, I was reading.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Well I said it because I was saying that that's
not her fault.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
They're like, what kind of love language do you have?
And she's like, what are the love languages? Again, I've
never heard of that physical touch. She's like, no, I
don't really want people touching me right off like that.
It is currently not mel Okay, we're going to strike
that from the record. No, I don't really need people
like buying me stuff, especially not Mell. Like that's really
(33:23):
being on a show. Yeah, okay, Quality Time you love
it because you know she didn't know all right.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
She seems a little basic, b. But you know I'm
not against her.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Oh god, there's another fucking cosmetic dentist. How can there
be two?
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Yeah? Our next one is Terry Almlani and she is
the new cosmetic dentist from Houston. She's seventy one years old,
which if you look at the picture, she is twenty
eight years old. She makes me very mad. Right, let's
click on her Instagram. She's Texas tooth lady. I'm already in.
I need a dentist, so let's go. Yeah, she's a cosmetic.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
She's also if this is so weird, they probably found
these people in the same place. There's a picture of her,
remember the last one, not the last one, but a
many ago. That was that I said had a great
body because she works out. It's like almost the same
workout video. Yes, yes, like doing the same exercise.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
She's interesting though, Okay, this isn't She studied zoology in
college and she loves nature of photography. So let's get
her instead of Ricky Middlesworth. Can we get her to
do the photos they're in nature? Get them in nature?
I like that though. She's kind of she's smart. She's
a fan of the Bachelor. She's watched from the very beginning.
(34:37):
She has a lot of cosmetic dental pictures on her thing.
But that's her Instagram, like Chegan, that's her job, and
I like that. She's she's smart. She's a Huluen, sir.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
She's been seen on Fox, NBC, CBS, ABC, and Great
Day Houston.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
She's running a dang good dentist business. Yeah, she's uh
all right, and.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
She did did you say the thing about she did
a polar plunge. I didn't say that. I like that.
That's pretty freaking cool. A below freezing Oh, I mean yeah,
all right, we only have one more, last one. We
get to the one and as her last final thoughts.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
Tracy Thompson is in a very Steevie Nicks, flowy purple,
witchy thing with a witchy hat and she's probably Louisiana.
Nobody else gets a hat or any kind of accessory,
but she gets them all.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
She's really pretty. She's very designing women. She's like a
throwback to designing women.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
Interesting if just one of them was like non binary,
I'm not even making a joke, like wouldn't that be?
Can't we shake it up and have somebody who's like.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
You shut it down immediately?
Speaker 2 (35:46):
But you're so right, because like, well, for so not
just because it's mel but because like they don't do
anything like that. But instead they'll have a problematic bachelorette
who is maybe domestically violent. Right, that's fine, but god
forbid they have Disney bisexual.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Yeah, and god forbid that Jimmy Kimmel should say something
that they don't agree with and they'll rip him off
the air. But not now.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
They did have a buy person on Bachelor in Paradise.
What's her name? Was it, Demi?
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Yeah, they can have a bye woman, Yeah, but it
would be not They're not going to have a non
binary woman and and there should They wouldn't have a
bye man because that would depends on how much he
leaned into it.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
That would be interesting though, it would be interesting, but yeah,
it would depend on how much he talked about it
on the show, like they you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
Like if the gy if a bye man was just
like I mean, like with a with a bachelorette, but
he was just like he's just love. I just want
to go to Raige right now. I need to get
a whole cock, you get.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
It right, And she's like, well, I mean but you're
dating me right now, Like we're on a date. So
I'm not against it. I'm just saying like, that's kind
of like turns me off a little.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
He's like, yeah, but if i'm with you, I'm going
to be with you. And that's She's like, are you
kink shaming me?
Speaker 2 (37:02):
You're like, I'm not kink shame you, but you just
said I need cock right now.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
But you know, I got to say, strangely, if a
woman was on the show by woman and she was like, God,
I want some pussy right now, they'd be like, that
is so hot. The Bachelor w never put that on.
They would never even if they She was like.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
Yeah, you know, I'm just I'm open and I believe
in the Kinsey scale. And Mel's like, Kinsey, what what
do you talking about? Kinsey scale. I'm somewhere in the
middle and the Kindsey scale.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
I really needs some buzzy right now. She's like, cut bell.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
You can't cut, you can't cut we cut you keep
going bells like.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Bravo, Bravo, Bravo. They're like, no, that's not even the
right show, Mel. And the fact that the Mel would
know Bravo, my god, I seriously can't breathe. He's referencing
The Real Housewives Reverly Hills.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
Okay, he was an interior designer and she's her style
icon is Audrey Hepburn. I'm going to push back on that.
I'm going to push back on that because that is
not what I'm seeing here.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
No, that's not what I'm getting. That's not your vibes.
I am not seeing that. I like that for you.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
She does not have a lot going on on Insta,
so that's kind of new to her. She's just started
posting once. They made her do it, right. I kind
of like that, They're like letting her be there at all.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
Oh, and she says she admits something. She says when
hats might be your addiction and she's wearing a she's
wearing she's in a hat store. Oh on her Insta.
I like that.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
I like a hat, so I'm down with it. Yeah,
she is always wearing a hat. Yeah, she's like, I'm fun,
She's fun.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
She might she's.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
Wearing a hat in every photo, So I'm I wonder
if there's something behind that. I wonder. Yeah, there's literally
not a photo that she's not wearing a hat, So
I wonder if there's maybe alopecia, Like maybe there's some reason. No.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
I think she's just from the south. She likes a hat.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
I'm from the South, and I like a habit. I'm
not wearing every photo. She likes fishing offshore. I don't
know what that means. I meaning like a shopping mall.
I never really understood it, and I never bothered to
understand what it means.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
It's like a fountain at the mall.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
Yeah, she's all like in someone's coypond, like those were
really expensive.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
Those are five thousand dollars of fish. Please leave. What's
I'm just picturing her sitting out there like she's come
over for lunch, and they're just like they find her
out in the backyard. She's like, come on, you guys
know I love fish coyfishing. Can you go like to
(39:56):
the shore? No, I'm like, offshore?
Speaker 2 (40:00):
What does that mean? It's in everything offshore? Isn't everything
off shore? It's never on shore. You're not on shore,
you're not fishing in the beach. God, I don't like
this world. Oh my god, Well, you guys, I think
we're in for it.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
I'm excited now. You guys have gotten me excited. I agree,
and I hope that they don't vote, can you?
Speaker 2 (40:24):
I guess I was going to ask the dumbest question,
can you photoshop on a show?
Speaker 1 (40:28):
Well, of course you can.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
They're gonna put so many gels on those cameras we'll never.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
See what they look like. Yep.
Speaker 2 (40:34):
Like, did you know that, sir? That's my favorite story
that someone told me that they had to. They interviewed
Shirley McLean and they she literally made them put vasoline
on the lens. It was back before they had all
the filtering that they could, you know, we're talking thirty
years ago, forty years ago, and she made them she
can't like her publicist came with like a gel they
had to put on the lens.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
And I get that. I so get that. I understand.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
I think it's great, but we're not going to ever
see it because they're going to do this. I mean,
it's going to be real soft lighting. Yeah, and I
want to see what these people really look like.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
Yeah, well we're about to see them, all right, guys.
The first episode is the best. We get to see
them come out of the limo. We get to see
mel make faces at them like uh, too old, And
I like that.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
It's only twenty three at least they're not giving us
like thirty. Yeah, let's chill out.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
And I'm sure this show is only an hour. We
will see yeah. All right, everybody, thank you guys so
much for being here. We love you guys. Yeah, thank you,
and we'll see you soon for other stuff.
What's happening, everybody, Welcome back. This is part two and
the final part the conclusion of our cast roast for
Golden Batch, which is coming up. What's today that we're
recording this on a Thursday and Golden Bags on Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Right, so in less than a week we will be
watching the Golden Bachelor, which all our dreams are coming true.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
It really couldn't come soon enough because and I was
all about going on strike.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yeah, and I talked her into it, but we need our.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Bachelor content and listen, we're gonna make fun of it.
We're gonna tease. He sucks. We don't like him, as
we said in part one, but a lot of you
guys make the mistake of just listening to part two
of things, which is my pet peeve about all of you.
But in case you missed the first part, we are
(01:09):
not in favor of this stupid guy who ade shamed
our beautiful ladies. We're not down with it.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Quite a few things that Disney, I'm going to just say, yeah,
I'm having a lot of problems right now, a lot
of problems.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Yeah, So we're not we're not about that life. We're
not about him, but we are about these women, and
we're about them getting justice. We're about justice for the
women who are really pretty close in age to me.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yeah, I mean they range. I guess, what does the
Golden Bachelor have to be? Sixty or up?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Is that the deal? You got to be at least
sixty we're supposed to be. But then they had Remember
they had Mark on Jeb season. Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Was he younger? Was he in his fifties? He was
like fifty eight. I mean they made an excep. I mean,
maybe they have to. Maybe they I wish someone said
this one time. I wish they would also have a
Silver Bachelor. We have the twenty something, you know, I
don't want to call them morons because they're not all morons.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Some of them are very smart.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
We have them, then we get out forty to sixty
the Silver Bachelor, and then sixty one up is Golden.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
I swear people would watch that. I swear to god go.
I think the problem is that once you're over a
certain age, they just don't even think. They just don't
want to think of like like they don't want to
put us into different groups. They're just like, ah, old
is old, right, And that's really sad. Because it's not.
It's also confusing because then it puts everybody.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
But even then, let's say you have a Silver Bachelor,
So then you know the guy is forty nine and
he's like, well, I'm going to choose. I'm just gonna
choose a well, no, he'd be fifty nine. He's like, well,
I'm just gonna choose the forty year old. Right, Like,
they'll push it no matter where they are, they're going
to push it.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Right.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Each one can give me a baby, now, see, that
would be kind of fun to watch the Silver Bachelor
and he's like almost fifty and he's like, but I
want a bunch of babies real quick. So the younger that,
I mean, she's got to be like early thirties. Let's go.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
All right, this is a really quick sidebar. And you're
but I have been watching and I'm not saying that
you need to watch it, but I'm just telling you
I have been watching Love is Blind Brazil. And here's
what you don't know about this. What you don't know
about this is they did an experiment basically, and it's
(03:31):
all older people. So it's what the Golden Bachelor was
trying to be, except for except for what really sucks. Okay,
and this is I guess kind of a spoiler because
I'm well into it right now. All the episodes are
not out yet, okay, because it's currently airing. But most
of these guys really see themselves as they these women
(03:56):
are their age. But the guys are all like, oh,
these women are like kind of they're acting like the
women are too old for them. And that's the thing
that does kind of suck is like, so all the
women are of the appropriate age, but they none of
the guys seem are into are actually into their choices.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I live this. Yeah, I know it's fucking horrible.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
It's crazy.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
They warn you of these things, but you're like, come
on now, that can't be a thing.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
It's a thing. Yeah, there, you are the same age.
You are too old for these guys. Yeah, there's I
mean by like decades. Like yeah, there's a guy on
the show. Okay, this is a major spoiler, but there's
one couple that doesn't make it. The guy is old,
he's in his like late sixties, and the woman is
(04:47):
one of the younger ones on the show. The woman,
one of the women, is like fifty eight, and the
older guy kind of wants her, and she ends up
with a guy who seems on a younger but this
one older guy ends up with a girl with a
woman who's younger than he is, and you can tell
(05:07):
that he is so like not into her. But this
guy is old, old, right, and he spends the whole
time trying to get like the younger girl. He's trying
to get her to like go like leave with him, right.
I mean that's the thing, and we're not listen.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
I've dated guys that are older and younger both by
you know, relatively big amount. It's just it's just when
they are old enough to be their like grand grandpa, right,
I just I guess that's where I draw the line,
or maybe even dad.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
I My weird thing was like.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
If you could be their dad, like if you could
like do a prom dad picture, like just feels weird
to me.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
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There you go, There you go.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
I are how excited to talk about the next person.
Her name is Lily Reeves.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
I'm just she is. I'm really worried about her though,
because I think she has that with I don't know
what that disease. I think it's called like Benjamin.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
No, no, no no, But I know you're going to
say this, and you're going to say this because in
the in the the airbrush photo, she looks like she
could be like ten.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
They're not even trying to make her like twenty. She's gorgeous.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
But then I want you to click on her Instant
Now she is still equally as gorgeous.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
But look at her Insta page.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
And I don't know why they bother to even put
a photo up at all if they're going to do
it like this.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Oh that's so interesting.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Yes, she looks she still looks younger than her seventy two.
I mean I would love to look like that at
seventy two, but she does not look like that.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
You're so right.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
No veins on her. None of them have any varicose veins.
All their arms are perfect. I mean I have like
the worst Tadosa arms. The reason why I'm saying this,
you guys, is because we didn't even get to the
point her age. It says she's seventy two, right, and
she looks twenty in the picture.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
She looks twenty, but it almost is like this is
a super old picture of her. And then yes, you
click on her Instagram and she's photo closer to her
age old photoshop.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
She's a retired elementary school teacher.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
She's from Pacific Palisades. He's not going to keep her
around because she's seventy two.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Yeah, and I mean if you look at real pictures
like I'm looking at her video, she's still great.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
I mean she still looks young. Oh, she starts.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
I would love to have arms like that. I don't
know how to do that.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
They're all in the most incredible shape, which is seems
impossible to me. I don't know how you look like that.
I don't either.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
But her big based on Peeves. Well, she plays on
a tennis team. And then she hates what were you
going to say?
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Bad drivers?
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Like we love them? That's different. She's really taking a
stand I love bad drivers. What a weird leg to
stand on.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Yeah, she's very cute. I just feel so bad for
the parts.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
She's seventy one when we started this, and now what
if it just changes in real time?
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Well, she just had a birthday. She's now somebody too.
I just these poor producers are just like in a
room with her, just going, I don't you know. When
they meet her and she's back for her callback and
they're trying to get something out of her, and they're
just like, well, what like, what is about you? Like
what's crazy? And she's like, oh my gosh, I make
(09:23):
jumbalayah And they're like, okay, yes in we're in for that. Okay,
something else? What do you hate? Is there something that
really bugs you? Oh? I love everybody?
Speaker 2 (09:35):
What about like if somebody you're driving and somebody kills you,
or they kill your they kill your friend in an accident. No, like,
I don't know, I don't like it. She's like, I
don't like that, like he hates bad drivers.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Yep. They have to bring her to that to get
like any answer. But if they're like, so you hate
the hicular homicide, she's like, no, I wouldn't say that.
That's very strong. That's a strong Again, I don't really
understand the words you're using.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
But what if they were like trying to get what
if each one of them they're trying to get on
some kind of charge, like do you would you have
just like let's say a beer and drive. I'm just
trying to get them to admit to crimes. Okay, So
your likes and dislikes, is one of your likes giving
us a thumbprint?
Speaker 1 (10:21):
And then one of the things about her is that
she's spent two nights in jail. And she's like, yeah,
but that's because you guys turned me in for something
I didn't even do. You have planted cocaine on me?
Would you if someone give you a baggy of little
white powder?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Would you take it to the airport and deliver it
as requested?
Speaker 1 (10:41):
I guess? And then they make a call yeah, and
then that becomes that becomes she's freshly out of prison.
We've just made her so much more exciting. Guys, She's
memorable and what she goes night one.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Yeah, okay, I have so much to say about Lisa
Larity Clarity all right, she's a very cute blonde and
a bright green outfit. I just want to raise the
belt up. I want a tim gunn this. We need
a higher waist. That's all of us. That's not just
short women, that's all women, Cuter and a higher waist,
I promise.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
So that was a mistake. She looks like what's her
name the Morning Show?
Speaker 2 (11:26):
She looks like Nancy a little bit at first. Oh,
she looks like like the one who's married to Yes,
I can't remember ro.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
You're trying to like just distract. You're like, oh no,
it's my not that our memory is so bad.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Kelly Rippa, Yes, she does kind of have a Kelly
Ripa vibe.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
She does look like Kelly. She's a bird nerd Berdenard alert.
She's a swiftie. She's not like other girls. And I'm
gonna tell you why because on her Instagram there's a
picture of her she's just eating a huge, big family.
So that at her. I think that's her child.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Oh because look at look at the picture, like that's
not a sixty six year old, no fucking way, right.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
I think that's her. I think she might have a
forty something kid though.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
I mean she's young and cute looking. I think that's her,
very cute. I think she's going to go far. I'm
telling you right now.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, she's gonna go really far because
I can't see. I mean, if this is airbrushed, I
can't fight anyones that aren't rude swifty. And she's never
had a pedicure.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
I like that because I hate pedicures, hate them.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
I hate that. How how she avoided pedicures her whole life?
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
You just cut your toenails. I hate them so much.
I hate mannic I hate the whole thing. Not because
I'm not girly, I just hate the feel. Even thinking
about it makes me say.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
She just looks like somebody who would've had a pedicure though, right,
I mean, she's very dwaft. She does. She gets her
hairded on the regular. It's very blonde, and it's not
real blonde. She's very dark roots. She hates the filing. Oh,
I mean, I love her, giving her all these we're
just like, oh my gosh, like us. She has mesophonia,
(13:19):
That's what it is. She's so anxious like me. She's
just anxious.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
From Ohio State Park employee Berd Nerds.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Okay, they really want the West Side to find a
lot of these women. And I'm going to tell you why.
I'm jumping ahead. If you're following along, Yes, Bryan Meyer's
this is the fifty eight year old.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Oh so you can be under sixty. As it turns out,
there's one fifty eight year old. Yeah, okay, well she's
just gonna win then.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
But it's interesting because she actually looks older than some
of the other contestants I know. And so what they
did Okay, this is what the producers did. They either
went with like people they knows moms, yes, right, and
and they're all like from rich families like Malibu. You
don't live in you're not poor if you live in Malibu.
(14:09):
She's a college sports consultant. This woman's got a lot
of money. Yeah, he could end up liking her.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
All three of her kids played sports at IVY League schools. Yeah,
there's money, and there's siege. If shopping was a sport,
she'd be a pro.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
All right, all right, I get you, I see you. Yeah. Oh,
if you look at the pictures, this looks very Yale
IVY Championships. These her children are very good looking. I don't,
I don't. I'm not a fan.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Oh I think we could still be a fan even
if all that like, you got to give her a shot.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
It's a very rich they're spoiled. There's a oh oh
what do you see? You see there's a picture of
her with Heather McDonald and on her Instagram. Yes it's
Heather McDonald. And I believe Lisa vander Pump's husband. I
(15:10):
think that's Ken.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Yeah, oh yeah, you're sure right now, we don't know
what that event. It looks like it was a vander
Pump event. How strange that was in twenty sixteen. So
she's been around this world for I mean, not that
it's the same world.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
I have a picture with Ken.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
I actually finally took it, I think off my Instagram
because I was like, what am I doing? Yeah? Yeah,
that's like a young picture of Ken vander Pump. Yeah,
how strange. Okay, in Malibu, that's where Lisa didn't Lisa
have a home there. Yeah, she's part of a different thing.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
She's just not She's not my I can tell you that.
I don't think that she and I would see ey
to eye. I understand. And like she dreams of seeing
the northern lights, which I I mean, okay, I have that,
I really really do. It's my only It's like bucket list. Okay,
but I already like the next one. Let's let's move ahead.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Monica Brewer Okay, she's too very cute.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
She looks spunky. I like what she's wearing. She's wearing
like a little it's a one of those skirts, like
a little satnee skirt.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Little streets used to have a skirt like that. I
used to have that. I love those. It's hard, they're
hard to wear. They're very like, they hug every every
bad thing. She can do it in this photoshopped photo,
but in real life, those are tough.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Sunny, and I'm just telling you, I like I like
that she leads. Her first fun fact is she likes
feeding the ducks with her granddaughter. So she's like, yeah,
I'm not afraid to say that I have a granddaughter
that I hate.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Got an amazing body too. If you go to her
Instagram or is that her, she's really pretty. Oh no,
that's cheat, that's a throwback. But my god, she's absolutely gorgeous.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Her her front picture doesn't even do her justice. Yeah,
there's a bikini. I think she's she's got a belly,
a belly button ring. She's cool.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
She likes her white wine dry and her red full bodied.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
If you were gonna drink and drive, would it be
whiskey or wine? I guess wine is a little lesson, like, okay,
how do you like your wine?
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Though? Now here's the thing. We're gonna ask you to
do something. It's just it's just for fun. You brought
your car here, right, we're gonna have We're gonna we're gonna.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Have a wine tasting and we're gonna just see and
then we're gonna just you know, we're not gonna put
a time limit on it. We're not gonna take your keys,
call an experiment, whatever you want.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
And then we're gonna follow you home and it's gonna
be great, and then we're gonna have you arrested. It's
so fun though, it's like like funny, it's a joke.
It's like a practical like hey.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Hey, here's there's the whisky sour that you wanted. Now
touch this knife, like you just want me to touch it? Yeah, yeah,
I touch it. They make her fingerprint a knife. They
frame her for the OJ murderer. They're like, we got
we got the real one.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
We got it. Like this many years later, you know,
we now have it. She's like, I don't even live here.
Why didn't you try to pin it on the one
that like lives in like Brentwood. Well, like it don't.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Yeah, don't worry about it. But it was some deal
that they made with Disney. You know what, We'll let
you do the Golden Bachelor, but you need to find
the real OJ killer. And that is the only way
that we're going to green light this.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
This is one thing I don't understand. And Okay, there's
a couple of them that are like this, but her
Instagram name is the Real Monica Brewer, which is usually
what celebrities do, but she's got four hundred and twelve followers.
My god, I don't like when people do that.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
I know people that do that, and it's annoying and
I want to tell them to their face, like that's
I think sometimes they're joking when they do it, but
I don't think she's joking.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
I don't think she's joking either, but she go far. Okay,
Monica parum prum, very very blonde. Oh my god, I
swear to god, I don't. I don't like listen. Maybe
subconsciously I scan down but I didn't mean to. But
I was like, she looks like she works at a
dental office, but she's an actual cosmetic cosmetic dentist.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
I'm not happy with dentists right now. So I already
don't like her. I'm sorry if I'm already just putting
my own thing on her. I don't like her dress.
That's not her fault either, but that is just awful.
The whole thing is just not working for me.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
She's also this is this is so picky, and I
am sorry, I am sorry, Monica. But she's wearing this
like a green dress with a big flower on her chest.
But then she's wearing purple shoes and red toenail polish.
And I don't I like a box of nerds. Yes,
and that's too much. I've got to drop a line. Not.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
I don't blame her, that's that's costume people. But I
just there's something.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
I don't you know what? She really looks like Joan though.
Look at her Instagram. Yeah, yeah, I see Wow. Look
at her pictures. Go a couple rows down and she
she's like a Joan twin. She is. I wonder if
they're related. Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
There's something about her that's just rubbing me the wrong way.
And I don't know why. I know she's very smart,
she's a doctor. Please don't come for me. I just
she's sixty relatively young. Yeah, I bet she'll go far.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
I bet you will. I think what you're missing here, though, Cecily,
that you're and maybe it's just I don't know, jealousy,
something is going on with you.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
But she can read a skateboard. I am jealous. I
think that's like other girls, not like other girls at all.
She's just like, what you know what it is like,
how many times have you done meth? Try to trick
her into the mething because I'm not asking if you
ever have done it how many times? Because let me
just tell you something. All the other ladies have done it.
Everyone's done it, so just let's get that straight.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
I think I think this is her thing. I think
she tries to get people to do meth why so
she can fix her teeth. And then also the skateboard
thing is like she's like, I can ride a skateboard.
Put that down, put that in my fun facts. I
want everybody to go like, oh, I'm older, I should
try to ride a skateboard. And then you're gonna bust
your teeth and then you're gonna come see doctor Parum.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
She's probably somebody that goes by the first name. She's
doctor Monica. Yeah for sure, for sure, which is even
more annoying.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
And then she tries to throw a curveball at us.
She's like, no, no, no, I'm super nice. I like to crochet.
We're like, no, we don't buy it. Monica.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
All right, next, well, Miileen. Don't know how to pronounce
her last name. But she's stunning in an orange dress. Okay,
I like the whole book of this. But she's from
Vegas and she's a casino VIP host.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
I kind of like that. Actually I do too bad
a little so we got but this picture her head,
this is photoshopped right like that. Her head is on
a different body.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Yes, right, because it's the Her head is way too
this does. She looks pretty fucking gorgeous in her insta.
I think it's with her daughter, she says, her real
estate partner. But they're back to back looking really cute.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
She's absolutely beautiful and she's probably gonna win. But but
my point is the way the picture is, it's something
weird about it. It's like her head, it's like her
body looks too far back.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
I think it's Yes, this is Ricky Middlesworth. I don't
know how many times I can say that this guy
should be He needs to be investigated. I don't know
why they keep using him and everything that we do
every time we do this with Cosmo or it's pictures
via Disney. I don't know why this is the guy
but they're awful.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Show us what these women look like. We are not here.
You're not here for this bullshit. Yeah, here's what's upsetting
to me is she's sixty one. She's wearing this short skirt.
She's wearing a dress that's short, and you know how
when you wear a dress that's short, you gotta kind
of be careful of how you sit. She's literally sitting
on a couch. Now granted it's fake. It's fake, and
(23:17):
she's like on the edge of it, but there you
can see up her thigh not a dimple.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Yeah, but that's not real because I've looked at some
of the ones they have and you see that, and
then you look at their real insta that when they
forget to do any they don't really know better. There
was one that was in her seventies and she just
didn't know to filter, I mean, and it's you definitely
see it, which is fine, which is what we want
to see, which is why we're so mad about that.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
I don't think she's sitting on that couch. It's like
shown her body is sort of in the air, that's right.
That's why all their boobs are too. Like Ricky doesn't
know to like he's not matching. It's not right now,
they don't all have the same breasts. I want everybody
to stop what you're doing and go look at Cosmo
Politan and yeah, if they're not following along though, if
(24:05):
they're just listening to us, I want feedback, Like I
want you to then go to our Facebook page and
tell me about my Lean. Her name is my Lean
vas Celesque.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
She's going to wind Okay, we have tons more to
get through.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Okay. So she's a big Bruno Mars fan. She loves
to rock a red lip and skydiving is at the
top of her bucket list. That's not that hard to
make happen. She could have just gone skydiving.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
All right, Nicole Kate, I mean, this is just absurd.
This is just so stupid. How photoshopped she's They're saying
she's sixty four, but she could be at a high
school prom. I love this pale poll.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
She's been a vegan for nineteen years, so maybe she's
just how you're not a vegan, are you? And she's
a yoga instructor, so I'm saying you are no.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
But there was the reason I'm asking because I want
to say this. Every vegan I know looks so much
younger than their age, and I'm so mad at myself
that I didn't just do that.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I think it's that she.
I mean, she looks she's gorgeous. She looks like a
freaking supermodel. Now I thought the last one was gonna win,
but I think she could win. I mean, she's ridiculous, Like,
how is this? But vegans have a thing going.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Man. They caught on Yoga Vegan. She also went to
culinary school, so she's really interested. I like this woman.
Let me look at her insta It's Nicole Kate NYC.
So she's got some kind of New York connection.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Yeah, she has almost ten thousand followers.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
But if you look at her video, Okay, go on
her Instagram and go down to where she's like doing
some kind of food thing. It's like maybe one, two, three, four,
five rows down in the middle. Click on that and
you will see the difference between the photoshop and what
her body really looks like, which is still amazing, but
look at the difference.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Yeah. I don't want to him to play because it's
going to play on our thing. Oh but she also
is a little bit. I mean, she's not my type
of she's not going to be funny. Like one of
her things is like every choice I make aligns me
with my highest self. You're not going to catch me
putting that on an Instagram. I am worthy. It's all, uh,
(26:13):
what do you call it? Affirmation affirmations? I am evolving
with intention my piece.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
I think that you look at this photoshop picture and
then click on her photo like it's just it's so
different that it's almost like.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
A shame on you got it? Oh I see, I see,
I see. Yeah, I mean, and we're not putting that down.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
But it's like, why are we even doing the Golden
Bachelor then if you're going to photoshop it like this?
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Because now you're absolutely right. I'm watching one. She's talking
and yes she looks a little closer to her age
and yeah she looks, which is fine, which is what
we're doing here. That's what the whole point of the
freaking show is. Okayay, oh wait wait, but we already
said her stuff. Yeah. Peg Munson, Peg.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Munson, she's from She's a retired not fire with Pug Penson.
She's related to Pug Penson in that they are both
retired firefighters and bomb technicians.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Buck. Yes, what awesome. She's the best one we've had.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Her favorite form of transportation is the unicycle, so she's quirky.
On top of that, she's the most bad ass. We
got to get her on this. She's our new leslie.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Oh my god, is so happy Bell Bottoms are making
a comeback? Yes, yes, she would love to play in
the mud with baby elephants.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Yes, yes, yes, and yes I love her. Her users
not sad if you try to click on her Insta.
She's taking that shit down. She's not having it. And
I love that about.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Her as well. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, she doesn't great.
Crazy is following her.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Nope, she's great. We're very pro PEG. I hope she
makes it far.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
So she's she's a real estate person because she's from
Munths and Properties, right yeah, okay, so we love Peg
Munson not Peg for the most pug pen number one.
I love Pug Penson Okay.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Robin Vokka Rokaha sixty three years old. She's a wealth
advisor and vineyard owner. So and we've got another one
with some money and that's fine, that's okay.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
She's a text book Gemini. What does that mean?
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Well, I will tell you what that means, even though
I'm not someone who believes in astrology. But my joke
used to be I don't believe in astrology, but I
don't fuck with geminis, and they they are, in my experience,
the worst. They're just like, it's like person, you never
know what you're gonna get. Their thing is that it's
the twins. So one day they're great and then the
(28:35):
next day they just turn on you and they say
the meanest things ever.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Okay, I don't get along.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
I swear to God, it's like a thing, and I
don't believe in any other astrology thing. Okay, that so
based on that, I don't know. She's an avid tap dancer.
What does that mean at Like avid tap dancer.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Means like she loves it, like she does it a lot.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
But it's a weird way to put it right, Just
what wouldn't you just say she loves tap dancing, like she.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Does tap dancing classes and she's real good at it.
Is that what she's trying to say? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Look at her Instagram, Look at Vermont in September. Again,
very different than what we're seeing here.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
I like her before. Yeah, yeah, it's just totally different.
So all right, he's not gonna go with her. I know,
if I know my mel My Melli Mel, this is
she's gonna He's gonna think she's too old, which is insane.
And I don't agree with him. This is why we
don't like him. But I just feel like it's almost unfair.
(29:38):
It's like I know it is. It's like they're setting
him up to fail. That's why we're watching the show
to make sure they're okay, exactly. And the next person
is my favorite so far, oh Rock, more than more
than Pup Penson, maybe tied with Pug Pinson. Ro Sanne.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
I'm gonna call her roxy because we're like that massy
in this like flowing bright coral dress that's just to
die for. She's from my hometown of Austin. I say
hometown because I was born there.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
She's a nurse. What's a longevity nurse?
Speaker 2 (30:08):
I'm not sure I was going to skip over that,
hoping you didn't see it. I don't know what does
anyone can just.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Google that long elderly? Yeah, she for like hospice.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
I wonder I think so. I like that she rocks
the cowboy boots. I like that she's been in a
pole dancing contest. She sold everything and moved to Costa
Rica without knowing anybody. I mean, she's adventurous. I like
this woman.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Yeah, I like her. Yeah, I don't know what I mean.
And she won't go anywhere without a pair of cowboy boots.
Did you already say that? Hell? Yeah, yes, and I'm
with it.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
So you like this? You like this Texas kind of thing.
I like this like Austin, Texas kind of thing. Yes,
hell yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Yeah, she's way but we can't see. We can't see
anything on our Insta, so we can't see if this
is how photoshop this is. But she's only sixty two.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Right, But some of them also are sixty two, and
it's just night and day.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Yeah, all right, let's move on to Susie Lamp. Susie Lamp,
who's sixty two. She loves Lamp. She's from del Mar, She's.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
From Delmark, California.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
We can see the top of her thigh, and I'm
gonna just go I'm gonna just trust you that it's
all photoshopped, because otherwise I'm so mad that we can
see the top of these people's thighs and there's there's
no lumps now.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
She posted a photo on Instagram from March, and I
don't know if that in and of itself, it looks
pretty photoshoped, which is fine, we all tweak, but she's
pretty freaking gorgeous. Yeah, she looks like she's Now let's
look at who she is. She graduated from college. But
what college? Oh as a thirty year old mom.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Oh, I like it too. And she's incredibly big on
quality time. Well that's boring as fuck, but that's not
her fault.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Okay, I made you something. This is a this is
this is something that was written about her somewhere else
that's not on where we could see, but it says.
Susie's a proud mom of three who's ready to say
goodbye to her single days. She worked most of her
life as a kindergarten teacher and dedicated herself to raising
her kids and her students. Now she spends her days hiking, biking,
(32:21):
and socializing, and she's ready to find love again after loss.
She said, the last decade healing from loss, but her
heart is truly open to meeting her future husband. Her
daughter calls Susie one in a million, and Susie is
exactly that, that's all a little basic. I'm sure they've
all had a little loss. They've either divorced or whatever,
you know. But she's a realtor. She's Susie Lamb. He's
(32:44):
gonna with Susie Lamb. He's gonna like her. She likes
walking her dog on the beach and hold on, hold on, everybody, Susie.
Oh this is I said this on the Quality Time.
Oh yeah, yeah, you said it. Yeah, I was reading.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Well I said it because I was saying that that's
not her fault.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
They're like, what kind of love language do you have?
And she's like, what are the love languages? Again, I've
never heard of that physical touch. She's like, no, I
don't really want people touching me right off like that.
It is currently not mel Okay, we're going to strike
that from the record. No, I don't really need people
like buying me stuff, especially not Mell. Like that's really
(33:23):
being on a show. Yeah, okay, Quality Time you love
it because you know she didn't know all right.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
She seems a little basic, b. But you know I'm
not against her.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Oh god, there's another fucking cosmetic dentist. How can there
be two?
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Yeah? Our next one is Terry Almlani and she is
the new cosmetic dentist from Houston. She's seventy one years old,
which if you look at the picture, she is twenty
eight years old. She makes me very mad. Right, let's
click on her Instagram. She's Texas tooth lady. I'm already in.
I need a dentist, so let's go. Yeah, she's a cosmetic.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
She's also if this is so weird, they probably found
these people in the same place. There's a picture of her,
remember the last one, not the last one, but a
many ago. That was that I said had a great
body because she works out. It's like almost the same
workout video. Yes, yes, like doing the same exercise.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
She's interesting though, Okay, this isn't She studied zoology in
college and she loves nature of photography. So let's get
her instead of Ricky Middlesworth. Can we get her to
do the photos they're in nature? Get them in nature?
I like that though. She's kind of she's smart. She's
a fan of the Bachelor. She's watched from the very beginning.
(34:37):
She has a lot of cosmetic dental pictures on her thing.
But that's her Instagram, like Chegan, that's her job, and
I like that. She's she's smart. She's a Huluen, sir.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
She's been seen on Fox, NBC, CBS, ABC, and Great
Day Houston.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
She's running a dang good dentist business. Yeah, she's uh
all right, and.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
She did did you say the thing about she did
a polar plunge. I didn't say that. I like that.
That's pretty freaking cool. A below freezing Oh, I mean yeah,
all right, we only have one more, last one. We
get to the one and as her last final thoughts.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
Tracy Thompson is in a very Steevie Nicks, flowy purple,
witchy thing with a witchy hat and she's probably Louisiana.
Nobody else gets a hat or any kind of accessory,
but she gets them all.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
She's really pretty. She's very designing women. She's like a
throwback to designing women.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
Interesting if just one of them was like non binary,
I'm not even making a joke, like wouldn't that be?
Can't we shake it up and have somebody who's like.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
You shut it down immediately?
Speaker 2 (35:46):
But you're so right, because like, well, for so not
just because it's mel but because like they don't do
anything like that. But instead they'll have a problematic bachelorette
who is maybe domestically violent. Right, that's fine, but god
forbid they have Disney bisexual.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Yeah, and god forbid that Jimmy Kimmel should say something
that they don't agree with and they'll rip him off
the air. But not now.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
They did have a buy person on Bachelor in Paradise.
What's her name? Was it, Demi?
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Yeah, they can have a bye woman, Yeah, but it
would be not They're not going to have a non
binary woman and and there should They wouldn't have a
bye man because that would depends on how much he
leaned into it.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
That would be interesting though, it would be interesting, but yeah,
it would depend on how much he talked about it
on the show, like they you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
Like if the gy if a bye man was just
like I mean, like with a with a bachelorette, but
he was just like he's just love. I just want
to go to Raige right now. I need to get
a whole cock, you get.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
It right, And she's like, well, I mean but you're
dating me right now, Like we're on a date. So
I'm not against it. I'm just saying like, that's kind
of like turns me off a little.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
He's like, yeah, but if i'm with you, I'm going
to be with you. And that's She's like, are you
kink shaming me?
Speaker 2 (37:02):
You're like, I'm not kink shame you, but you just
said I need cock right now.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
But you know, I got to say, strangely, if a
woman was on the show by woman and she was like, God,
I want some pussy right now, they'd be like, that
is so hot. The Bachelor w never put that on.
They would never even if they She was like.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
Yeah, you know, I'm just I'm open and I believe
in the Kinsey scale. And Mel's like, Kinsey, what what
do you talking about? Kinsey scale. I'm somewhere in the
middle and the Kindsey scale.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
I really needs some buzzy right now. She's like, cut bell.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
You can't cut, you can't cut we cut you keep
going bells like.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Bravo, Bravo, Bravo. They're like, no, that's not even the
right show, Mel. And the fact that the Mel would
know Bravo, my god, I seriously can't breathe. He's referencing
The Real Housewives Reverly Hills.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
Okay, he was an interior designer and she's her style
icon is Audrey Hepburn. I'm going to push back on that.
I'm going to push back on that because that is
not what I'm seeing here.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
No, that's not what I'm getting. That's not your vibes.
I am not seeing that. I like that for you.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
She does not have a lot going on on Insta,
so that's kind of new to her. She's just started
posting once. They made her do it, right. I kind
of like that, They're like letting her be there at all.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
Oh, and she says she admits something. She says when
hats might be your addiction and she's wearing a she's
wearing she's in a hat store. Oh on her Insta.
I like that.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
I like a hat, so I'm down with it. Yeah,
she is always wearing a hat. Yeah, she's like, I'm fun,
She's fun.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
She might she's.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
Wearing a hat in every photo, So I'm I wonder
if there's something behind that. I wonder. Yeah, there's literally
not a photo that she's not wearing a hat, So
I wonder if there's maybe alopecia, Like maybe there's some reason. No.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
I think she's just from the south. She likes a hat.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
I'm from the South, and I like a habit. I'm
not wearing every photo. She likes fishing offshore. I don't
know what that means. I meaning like a shopping mall.
I never really understood it, and I never bothered to
understand what it means.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
It's like a fountain at the mall.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
Yeah, she's all like in someone's coypond, like those were
really expensive.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
Those are five thousand dollars of fish. Please leave. What's
I'm just picturing her sitting out there like she's come
over for lunch, and they're just like they find her
out in the backyard. She's like, come on, you guys
know I love fish coyfishing. Can you go like to
(39:56):
the shore? No, I'm like, offshore?
Speaker 2 (40:00):
What does that mean? It's in everything offshore? Isn't everything
off shore? It's never on shore. You're not on shore,
you're not fishing in the beach. God, I don't like
this world. Oh my god, Well, you guys, I think
we're in for it.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
I'm excited now. You guys have gotten me excited. I agree,
and I hope that they don't vote, can you?
Speaker 2 (40:24):
I guess I was going to ask the dumbest question,
can you photoshop on a show?
Speaker 1 (40:28):
Well, of course you can.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
They're gonna put so many gels on those cameras we'll never.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
See what they look like. Yep.
Speaker 2 (40:34):
Like, did you know that, sir? That's my favorite story
that someone told me that they had to. They interviewed
Shirley McLean and they she literally made them put vasoline
on the lens. It was back before they had all
the filtering that they could, you know, we're talking thirty
years ago, forty years ago, and she made them she
can't like her publicist came with like a gel they
had to put on the lens.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
And I get that. I so get that. I understand.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
I think it's great, but we're not going to ever
see it because they're going to do this. I mean,
it's going to be real soft lighting. Yeah, and I
want to see what these people really look like.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
Yeah, well we're about to see them, all right, guys.
The first episode is the best. We get to see
them come out of the limo. We get to see
mel make faces at them like uh, too old, And
I like that.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
It's only twenty three at least they're not giving us
like thirty. Yeah, let's chill out.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
And I'm sure this show is only an hour. We
will see yeah. All right, everybody, thank you guys so
much for being here. We love you guys. Yeah, thank you,
and we'll see you soon for other stuff.
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