September 25, 2025 • 53 mins
(Part 2)
It's the first episode with our dude Mel who has a lot of explaining to do. But hey, we're here for the women and they do not disappoint. We have a bomb defuser, luxury yacht saleslady and at least one former model. Will Mel change our minds? Probably not. But will we have fun recapping this season? Definitely yes.
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It's the first episode with our dude Mel who has a lot of explaining to do. But hey, we're here for the women and they do not disappoint. We have a bomb defuser, luxury yacht saleslady and at least one former model. Will Mel change our minds? Probably not. But will we have fun recapping this season? Definitely yes.
Try out Mint Mobile, use code ROSEPRICKS to get three months of service for only 15 dollars a month! Mintmobile.com
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Speaker 1 (00:14):
Welcome back, everybody, And I say, welcome back. Some of
you don't even know that there's a part one to this,
but I'm telling you there's a part one. We are
talking about the Golden Bachelor. I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.
It's me Stephanie Wilder Taylor and Cecily Nobler. Hi, Cecily, Hello.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Yeah, we got into it.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
We had some feelings about Mel that have not completely unfolded.
We have we're not sure yet. We have a big
question mark on his face.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
We really do.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
I mean, we're pretty sure that we that he's a
he's a little performative maybe, and he's you know, he's
trying to fool some of us. Something you know about
me and Cecily is we are not easily fooled.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
We've been around the block, That's right. I Ah, I
think I would say I'm more easily fooled than you. Yes,
and I was, and I was less having Mel this time.
Like You're like, I don't know, is this a like yeah,
he's full shit, Yeah, he might be the right person
for one of these women.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
You know, we don't.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
We don't want to keep love away from him, but
I don't think he's ever gonna win me over.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
No, it's like it's it's sort of like Louis c
k in a in a way, it's like, do we
we don't want him to not have a career if
people want to enjoy, Like we're just saying like, hey,
there's some things that maybe we don't like.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
But nobody's saying he shouldn't have love. He's just that
he's a terrible person.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
He just has opinions that maybe we don't agree with.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Right, we're talking about Mel and Louis. We're because Mel,
I don't even know how he liked. He used to
masturbate in front of Mel. Does that too?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
A lot? Yeah, a lot.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
He does ask and he asks in a British accent,
which is different than what Louie did, Like my I
have a wink and they're like, I guess.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yeah, because they don't understand what he's talking about. Always
because of the act, because he does the accent.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
He just puts on this accent. He does it in
the house spoiler.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I got some Steve, some reality Steve spoilers, and I
do know that he busts that out. We'll have a
one in front of you. You don't have to do
nothing like, uh, okay, I guess.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
I mean I love that we're gonna get We're gonna
get reality Steve Steve accidentally canceled instead of ourselves, and.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
We're going to be like, well we didn't. Oh my god,
what I thought I saw?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Oh my god, I guess I'm tired by the way.
We were being very funny in part when I know
we're always trying to make you guys go back and
listen if you didn't.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
But I don't even remember what we were talking about.
But near the end, we we were on fire. It
was really it was really funny. What are we talking about?
Oh my god, I don't remember. Puppet? He has sex
with a puppet puppet over Diane. He's like, all right, yeah,
there's a hut. He gets his scissors and cuts a
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hole in the puppets so we can have sex with me.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Yes, yeah, yeah, And then he cuts Diana and there's
not even a rose ceremony. They're like, you don't have
to cut anybody right now, and he's like, yeah, cut Diane,
go no way, absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
We talked about this, yes, and I accidentally said that
one of the women was Rita Wilson's sister, and that's
not even true at all at all. Their friend not
known for like facts.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
We've never said that, and people do get mad, especially
got mad at us during the Natalia Grace coverage. But
to be fair to us, it was season three of
Natalia Grace, so they were already like grabbing for struggle.
There wasn't much more of the story to tell at
that point. So we're getting a little confused because the
filmmaking wasn't that good anymore.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
It's not on us.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
First of all, if you're looking for the facts, you
can read Wikipedia. We're taking the facts and then we're
putting them into a comedic.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Brain right. And also, yeah it's subject.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
I mean, yeah, facts are fact, sure, but with Natelia Grace,
we're like, we don't know if she's.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
What are facts? We don't know if she's two or sixty,
you don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Then people get mad, they're like it came out that
she's this, you guys don't even know, and like we
don't know everything.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
We can't we're not.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
We're watching so mad, We're watching and spitting the information.
Sometimes do we do a deeper dive, Yes, And when
we feel like it, sometimes we don't.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
And sometimes the deep dives are completely wrong.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Rabbit stuff that I think I remember from seeing it
on Reddit, And is that always? First of all, we
can't do we even always trust Reddit. No so haws
that my fault. How do I get hurt?
Speaker 3 (04:38):
And also, don't get mad about the valley anymore either?
People coming you guys don't know anything about vander Pump.
We know almost everything about vander Pump. Don't come for
me if I know. There's three things I get wrong
in a sea of five one thousand things. One five
things I actually say things I have to say that.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
I was very annoyed on your behalf on that thank
you like I don't well, yeah, because they were sayings
that I think it also went back to vander Pump,
and it would No, you know a lot, you know
more about vander Pump. I don't know something you're saying
in there. You know a lot about you know what
it is.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
We didn't know who Kyle was, and I not Kyle
from Housewives, but Kyle the ring guy. And yes he
had been bad if you go back, Yes he was around.
We just didn't take him in. He's not like credited,
He's not in the pictures. I'm sorry, I just didn't
remember fucking Kyle.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Also, I don't understand. First of all, I think it's
ageist for people to insist that we remember everything hot, right,
anybody account for menopause?
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Hello or menopause? Why are we calling it menopause when
it's women?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
A pause? Exactly, thank you.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
So now might be a time to take a breather,
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Speaker 2 (05:50):
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Speaker 2 (06:57):
Hey, okay, here's where we were.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
We weren't exactly at the break between. So this is
what happened, what they did, Why they made the first
one two hours, Why it seemed weird, it's because, and
remember we saw this, they aired episodes one and two
that's right together. So that's why we had like two ceremonies.
But first we all we've done so.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Far is introduce everybody.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
But now they're all in the house, they're all done,
and Mel goes to greet everybody. And the first thing
he does is he apologizes for the podcast and he
just gives us a whole Like, guys, I don't know
what the fuck I was thinking. Age is just the number.
Spirit has no age. You know, I like Granny's. I
like old chuk and apple heads like I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
I like it when you wear those like shower caps.
I love ah.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
I wear a shower cap sometimes, by the way, if
I've had my hair did. And then he steals Diane's
leg is what the pun and then doesn't give her credit.
She goes, hey, I said that, and he goes, yeah, exactly.
He's like, lady, one of those guys, get out your walkers.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
If you could put a tennis ball at the bottom
of like your walker that is a turn on for me.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
They didn't even ask me turn ons. I would have
said tennis balls on walkers. That's what gets me hard.
You have hard to speak it to hard. You have
hard candy in that purse. Bust it on out. None
of y'all can eat it. And I like that about
you and your dentures. I love that.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
You know what they say, take the dentures out, you
know it gets better.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
That's like who says that, mel Nobody says that.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Well, he just pauses his mind and goes ever gotten
a blowy from a puppet? That's so good. But I
don't mean any puppet.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
I mean an old puppet, like a puppet that's at
least seventy five years old.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
That's the best. Yeah, it's already good because they don't
have teeth. They have very big mouths.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
I want to say this, this is like a macro
for part two, because we will get there, but I
feel like it's something that needs to be said now.
I got more annoyed.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
At the fact that Mel was like, I like women
in their forties because when we see Mel with his
shirt off, I was like, oh, honey, like you are old,
like you're a man, and no offense.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
I'm getting there, but you know, he's like ten years
older than me. But like, sure, his body is of
course not going to be that of a thirty year old.
I get it, but like for him to have that body,
that's right, But be like, uh, I don't like women
in my own age.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
It's like, well, I bet a lot of women don't
like you being their own age either.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
This is what I'm saying. I know, I know, I know,
I know. Yeah. Okay, so first of all, he he
pulls Cindy.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
For that she kind of pulled him. Okay, sure, okay,
I just said Cindy grabs him. But either way he
likes her.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Yeah, I just.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Wrote hair is shiny. She loves listening to Mel talk
about his sons. That yeah, very boring.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Then he likes the Freddy was this the Freddy's Freddy Freeman,
Freddy Freeman's aunt. That is Cindy. That's Carol. No, that's Carol. Next,
and we moved on, right Carol, Okay, I moved on.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
And she says, he's like, oh, are you a fan
of Freddy Freeman because she's wearing a jersey. Sorry, guys,
picture it Carol wearing a jersey, a Dodger's jersey and
a Freeman jersey. And she's like yes, but also he's
my nephew.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
I feel okay. That says something.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
What he did, he did and he liked Freddy, he
was into that.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
I think that she has a good chance but was
and says something.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
So dark, But okay, so what if she's He's like
a Freddy Freeman, you're related and she's like yes, and
also capturing the Freedman's I'm related to them, the ones
that molested all those people, right, these are my cousin
that's suctually spelled differently to be fair, So we're not
going to put that on her.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
But Freeman and Friedman, Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
But then she's like, and don't forget also I'm related
to Cosby. He's like, how would I forget that? I
never knew that. I can't forget something like that. Okay,
so she used to go to all the games.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
That was cute.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
I kind of went fast through some of these because
they're all popping in and out so fast.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Well, then he sits with Charro the luxury yacht sales
and she's like.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yay, like I love love. She
loves love. She does.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
She doesn't get jealous, she says, because it's going to
work out the way it's going to work out.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
She's not wrong about that, right, she doesn't compete.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Then I literally wrote, then the one that looks like
faith has some wine.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Yeah, we're not going to go deep at this part.
We don't want to get attached. So there's more. More
is going to happen. Then he talks to Jerry, the
home care lady, and she's you know that he's not
into this.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
She's like, this is just such a blessing, and you
know that it's like your that is like something that
your Grandma says to you in.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Church, right, but he seems to really like her because
we're gonna find out in a second that yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Yeah, But I think he's I think he's being very
performative in this episode.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Then I think that his true colors will shine, right.
I just think he's trying.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
I think he's very aware of what he did, and
I think his media training, I think they were like,
first of all, you're going to pick somebody older and
maybe of color. You're going to really just show how
inclusive you are, like we don't which.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Very lot to see and we yeah, not all blondes.
You've got to choose.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Although Stephanie reminded me, which I didn't know at all
in the first part, that he is half he is
half black, which I did not know that, So it
wouldn't make a difference as to like who he's going
to be attracted to or not. But I mean I
do like that makes me even like it more like
it's like, Okay, yeah, I want to tap into this culture,
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like this side of myself. So I was kind of
believing him on the Jerry thing or hoping maybe I'm
just hoping for the best on that because.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
I like her. You know what, we will keep an
open mind. Yeah, we have to. We have to.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
We will never get through this if we just hate
him the whole time. So yeah, we can't. We have
to try, but we can also hate him too. Now
I skipped a few and just got right to the limbo.
I'm like, there's so many people now.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Hold on though, hold on because I have something to
say about the fact that you know. So this lady,
the home healthcare lady. She's darling, but she brings out
a journal. And this is where it felt very like Pascal.
Remember when Pascal on.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Jones season was like and it's like, oh, Dad, you
are the best dad I've ever had. You are the
great I just thank you for That's what it was like.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
She's like, it's basically her son going like, you're the
greatest mom ever.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Side story, Yes, this reminds me.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
There's this woman that I don't really know very well
by another friend of mine and I have become obsessed
with her on Facebook. We don't really know her. It's
through somebody else, but she's just given us. I've talked
about her before. She's given us just years of like
the most ridiculous Facebook homes and she did a short film,
you know, for somebody's like somehow she did somebody short
film and she posted a picture of it on Facebook,
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and she wrote to all the people that came up
to me to tell me how great my acting was,
thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
I was like, what you're kind of talking about. It's like,
first off, I mean, nobody said that to you. Nobody
said that, nobody care.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
All the people after you're short like your acting is
just like Oscar level.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Really, so all of you guys, thank you so much.
I hear.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
I'll get back to each and every one of you
when I can, but I just want to do a
collective like thank you.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
You guys are just amazing and you make me feel so.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Like falland scene, Yeah, I feel seen. So thank you
for seeing how good of an actress I am. Yeah girl, Okay.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
So so then he talks to Nicole, the yoga instructor
I have been car Carla the model. Then there's a
bunch of ladies in the kitchen. First of all, I
was just like, this is being very loud.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
I'm being loud. No, they're being loud. I would never
say that to you. You're being very loud. Stefphanie.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Well, I would try to keep I would be like
on my shouting into the microphone. Yeah, they're loud, they're
clinging plates and dishes and pots around, but it was
also very reminiscent. I just and the reason I'm complaining
about this is it's like, can you guys try to
make this a little bit different. It's just they're doing
the first the Bachelorette with the guys in the kitchen.
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Remember when Jack was in the kitchen making it, yeah,
making it cooking.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
It was just like, all right, this is just make
a different show. Yeah, and it didn't.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
It doesn't read the same because, like I said, it's
so different than the first Golden Bachelor. These women are
just different. There's so much work done, there's so much
you know, which is fine, but that's just a different show.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Now it just feels like flave, a flave, but just older,
you know, like golden flavor flave really mostly white and blonde,
you know what I mean. That's what it feels like.
You're like, oh, which is also great. I'm not trying
to put down.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Flavor flave, flavor flav. You know, I dated him for.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
A while, so Jesse comes in and drops off the
first impression Rose dundug.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Don't they all want that? They very much want it?
Speaker 1 (16:22):
I wrote, I like to tell you, like my what
I think is going to happen, and then it doesn't.
It didn't happen, But I set up Carol's going to
get it?
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Interesting.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
I think I said, you said Carol, Yeah, I think
I said Cheryl.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Well, is there Cheryl? The other girls?
Speaker 1 (16:41):
I wrote, the other girls think dirt Bike is going
to get it, and that's Cheryl Carol. Okay, Freddy is
a Freddy's aunt.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
I get a little confused.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
So then okay, so peg Peg is the bomb diffuser.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Yes, but she hasn't really made a big impression yet, right,
not yet?
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Okay, so then yeah, And I also made a note
that he seems very check out. Yes, isn't that is
that when Cheryl comes over? If someone comes over and says,
I want to play a game of would you rather?
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Yeah, So they're sitting down and there with thirt Bike
girl Cheryl. Yeah, I literally wrote, he looks bored.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Yes, he did.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
And this is the part where I said, I don't
know if it's just her, this is what I wrote,
But he's doing the thing where he looks off into
the distance when they're talking, kind of like Dale used
to look on Paradise when I would complain that if
people are talking to Dale, he would just be looking
out into the distance, right. I don't know if that's
a camera thing, like I'm distracted by cameras, but it's
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a lack of focus in the person that This.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Is also a very long night.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
They are older, but even younger it would be I
would I check out, and like with my friends, I
check out at two hours. I can barely handle that
much unless I'm like at a concert or something, but
like at just a party where you have to talk,
Oh my god, So imagine having to do that for
like nine hours. He's getting tired, He's had a little wine.
He's not drunk, but he's like I could not. I
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don't know how they do. I'd be a I'd be
crying by that time, sure, like begging for a nap
and just await him, like, can we just turn this
all off for a minute.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
It's like a minute.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
So he's dealing and then she's kind of I don't know,
she's not my favorite, but she's like mountain or beach.
He says peach, and she's like, yeah, mountain for me.
He's like, yeah, I now figured.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
And then the card the card she has, the card
that says kiss now or kiss later.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Uh And she's like, oh, now, so they had a kiss,
but it's a very kissing grandpa. Yes, little yeah exactly.
So then he sits. Then he talks to Carrie Terry,
the cosmetic dentist, and I wrote, not the one with
the puppet, but you know what, it was the one
with the puppet. And I'm kind of sad because I
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think she's really pretty. But I don't know. I've blocked
them out. She's got I don't care. There's two dentists.
What is the cosmetic dentist?
Speaker 3 (18:59):
Right?
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Well, but okay, but the one who's the pediatric dentist
is probably the one with the puppet.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
Well, Terry is the one who said we're we've got
a lot in common because you're an attorney.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Right.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
He's so checked out he doesn't even want to try
to make that like uh huh. She's like, because we
both drill people.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Shut up.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
I will never go to your She said that. I
don't know if she's the one with the puppet or not.
But I'm not going to her dentist's office. Then all
the Southern ladies come in then for he notes like,
you're all from the South, right, but he doesn't really
care who's who.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
They're like, that's rat well one hundred hats lady.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Yeah, and Monica is from the South with the super
yellow hair. She's the cosmetic dentist too. So are there
two cosmetic dentists the two comediatric Okay, okay, I think
there might be just two dentists.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
But where was Lisa during all this, because that's the
one I love. But she didn't really get any time
at all. I don't remember her getting time. She's the
one with like the yellow so blonded screen.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Oh right, yeah, no, she's going to go. So then
hockey Diane, it's like.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Oh why oh yeah, yeah, she's Oh she reminds me
of the one that was on Night one.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Of Gary season. Mm hmmm Gary, yes, not Jerry Gary season.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
That was related to Jimmy Kimmel in some way. Remember
it was like Jimmy Kimmel's aunt.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Oh that's right, yeah, night one, and then he just
got rid of her Night one because Gary didn't care.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
They don't give a yeah, I'll be showing up the show. Yeah,
I'd be like, yeah, now I'm the bad guy because
I had a fight with one ex girlfriend. No, I
do want to say this. Listen, Gary might not have
been perfect. I don't know how what happened with Teresa.
It didn't work out. Things don't work out. The show
is designed in a way that really makes you go fast,
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and sometimes it doesn't work out.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
But I don't know. I think comparatively, Gary's not so bad.
You had a bad break. He also fat shamed somebody.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Then he accused Teresa of like did not breaking away
of him because he had cancer and remember and she
had to be like absolutely not.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Know that he fat James someone's once said that, but
he's saying he didn't right, Like we have to. I
just want to give Gary a little bit of a
break because at least he did not go on a
podcast and say like no wigs, no old bitches. I
want to give him that. Remember, hearing aids. We loved
him for that. We loved him being on the Golden
Bachelor at first, because he had he wasn't perfect, right,
(21:32):
we do all right, all right? So okay, hockey Diane.
Then I just wrote, peg is.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
So cute bomb lady. Yeah, she's the bomb, smart and funny.
Uh Mel says, tell me about yourself, and I wrote,
he actually looks interested in what she has to say.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Well he should be.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
And I just I just wrote, I really love her,
go Peggy, she's gorgeous.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
I'm with you on that. So then now it's morning, right,
well it's time for the first impression.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Oh yeah, yeah, but it is. The sun is up.
These ladies have aired. They are holding it together again.
I mean, I go to the critics' choice of words
and after two hours, like my mascara is in my mouth.
I don't know how they fucking do it, Like it's crazy.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Yeah yeah, so here's where I'm here's where I'm making.
I'm like, okay, it's either dirt Dirt Bike Lady or
Freddy Freeman. And then I wrote.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Oh, hold on, he's playing the game. Yeah, but see
I put a pushback.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
I think he actually does like Jerry, Jerry gets the rose.
For those who are just following us, she gets the
first impression Rose.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
It seemed very sweet.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
It seems alright. She seems into him, for sure. I
know exactly what you're saying, but I do think he
might like her.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
I just felt like, I.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Feel like the questions he was asking her, he wasn't
being flirty. He was being like a son.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
He was like, when do you take time for you? Right?
You know, where's the other ones? He was like, oh,
really you do that? Like, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
I just felt like he was being very polite. So
I think he's trying to make I don't know.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
We'll see, we'll see.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Well, then they're about to have the roast ceremony in Alexandra,
who we love, is just like, I don't know if
I want the rules or a pillow. You want a pillow,
of course you do. I did not do the accent right,
but I can't I can't quite do it. Yeah, so
now let's just get through all the people that.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Are okay, bomb Lady bomb confuser, and I wrote She's
going all the way, She's going all the way.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
She's gonna go far Bottel Carla Uh, I wrote, Harry,
I just wrote question mark on the next one, So that's.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Probably Cheryl Motorbike Lady, Cheryl Freddy Freddy Freeman. So that's
Cindy because before that we have Nicole. It's awesome Cindy Cindy, right, okay,
then Carol's Freddy.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Then Amy is the one that's like the professional mom
oh right, Cheryl is is motorbike lady. Yeah, he gets
chosen Nicole Cindy Amy. I just wrote really Alexandra, which
I'd forgotten, uh huh. Then I put question marks it
doesn't matter. Then Monica pe so that that was confusing
for the Monica's do you know who was after Alexandra?
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Then I said, I can't remember Carol baseball lady.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Yeah, I got that. He likes the blondes, and Monica
the flight attendant, the other Monica. Then Rock sayan yes
over there.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Then of course the seventy one year old. Oh, I
just wrote no. I wrote, she's going to get.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
A rose just to prove a point, absolutely, and one
that looks like Faith whose name is Robin Robin. Then
that's when he gives one to Diane and everyone smiles
like they're happy for her, but you know, they're all like, oh.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
God, what why? Why? Right? Why? That's ridiculous. And then Debbie,
who I don't even remember at all.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Debbie is the one who is fairly looks fairly young,
but I think it's because she had a facelift.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
She's got like short wavy black hair. Oh I don't
I'm not taking her in at all. Yeah, she neither
will he.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
So I was I just wrote, not my girl Lisa,
who I love, and not our girl Andra.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Right, and not the one that I thought was Rita
Wilson's sister.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
Right, So all of our favorites basically are going home.
I mean Andre, I don't know she. I loved Lisa.
Lisa was goofy. She was Lisa was like us.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
I did not know. Lisa was like like a little
goldie hawn, like a little silly. She was a little
she was a silly billy. I liked her.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
I didn't get it at all with the dress, with
the like prom dress, no all cheering.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
Okay, so then there's antics. I just wrote like wrestling
and dancing. I'm like, oh god, how much more is this?
Are whistling?
Speaker 1 (25:52):
And then Peggy pulls a I'm not like other girls.
These ladies are all fighting over the space.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
But you know what, I used to share a firehouse
with a bunch of guys. Yeah that was for a moment.
Although I agreed with her too, because she's like, they're
so loud. Yes, yeah, men. No, the guys are all
just very quietly like watching TV right, living on fire
house with a pig.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Oh, Jesse comes down and he's like, guys, I gotta
tell you. I spoke to mel Okay and he is
so blown away by all of you women.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Like head. He told me he was.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Like, listen, I thought they were going to be a
bunch of shrunken apple heads, but I was only a
couple of them are shrunken apple heads.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
And we'll get rid of you know who you are,
you know who you are.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
So he is stoked for we get a one on
one date and a group date which we'll have everyone,
so no one's going to be left out.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
We're going to do it all. Yeah. And Diana is
the one who reads it, and for some reason she's
like one, two three, all eyes on me.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
God, that made me cringe. To Mike, well, that was
douche chills. That really gave me like fresh prints. I
don't like it when teachers say that, even like kindergarten teachers. Right, No,
I you have to say, I don't mind Chris Cross
apple sauce. So I don't know what it is about
that particular thing. But now I didn't remember that she
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had been a teacher. So now I'm even more annoyed
by Diane because Diane, I promise you, is someone that
fought with parents.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Oh yeah, she was like, I have rules. I'm sorry,
I have rules, and if your.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Children can't follow the rules, then you know, I don't
know what to tell you.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Maybe another school.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
Yeah, if your child comes in here and doesn't sit
crisscross apple sauce, uh huh, yeah, have a conversation.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
It's also the kind that if she was reading a
book to the kids, she would hold it like showing
a picture. She would hold it too long on one side,
crankling of the library book, which always drove me crazy.
It's like, okay, fair, let's make it fair, show the picture,
both sides.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Equal time.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
Right.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
It was such a bossy little bee.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
She'd also pull parents aside and be like, just let
you know, your child is having a lot of trouble
sitting still, so I don't know if you want to
take them, take this up with their pediatrician. And then
the parents are like, well, wait, what I mean they're
in kindergarten, Like, yeah, they're a little fidgety. Well, I
don't like it and it's out of control and you
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should talk to their doctor.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
Yeah, and always just a cute Yeah. So we don't
all right, we didn't love that. We know there's a
lot of teachers out there, like what the fuck? We
love teachers. We are so pleased with what teach. I mean,
I I've worked in that world for a long time.
You just don't have to say that as an adult
when you're you don't have to say, oney, three eyes
on me.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
I just don't need it. Were all get out. Yes,
dirt Bike Lady is one on one date, and you
know what I wrote down. I just want to make
this known that usually the first one on one does.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Not work out, okay never. I don't think I've ever
seen the person who got the first one on one date.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Go all the way they have. I just can't tell
you when, but I know they have. I don't ACTU
feel it. I promise I can find it at I
promise you. Let's put ten thousand dollars on it.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Okay, you got it. You got happened before in bachelor history.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
So Cheryl goes, they take her and they're like, you
come with us for a surprise, and we know what
it is.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
She's like, no, but I'm just a tomboy. I'm just
a lady who.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
I don't like to wear dresses. I've never worn a
dress before. Oh you're wearing one right now though, right?
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Oh? I mean besides, now, besides this this old thing.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
They bring her into a room and I got to
tell you, and I'm going to give her a compliment
in a second, because the dresses that she models, she
looks gorgeous.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
My god, she's beautiful.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
But when she goes in the room, it's just she's like, ah,
crying because of the racks. It looks like Lomans, like rejects.
These are Loman's dresses from the back where they're like,
you you want that one's?
Speaker 2 (29:48):
We can see if we have in your size, But really,
are you sure she's?
Speaker 3 (29:51):
The ones she chose looked really good on her, and
so I'm not putting her down, but like the god,
let's lipstick this up.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
I just didn't like the intense like gendering of this
in a weird way, not to sound like so overly woke,
but it was so like, you're a girl, Yes.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
I know, but I was such a tomboy. It's like
look at all these dresses, every high and then she
did this, every woman wants to be a princess? Do they? Does?
Every woman?
Speaker 3 (30:22):
Like?
Speaker 1 (30:23):
You know what century are you in? Like, no, I'm
not every woman, and I don't like that. I do
not like the focus on princess princess. I'm a I
just want to feel like a princess in your I
want looking for my prince Charming. Like, come on, ladies,
get a little bit more modern, right, yeah, Okay, So
she picks out a red dress and she's like, this.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Has always been inside of me. I finally, I swear
to god, she says, I feel like a real woman.
What does that mean?
Speaker 1 (30:54):
So because you're in a dress, I don't know. I
really didn't like this for some reason. Okay, right, Then
she's like, I'm just hoping that when mel sees me,
I can take his breath away. You don't want to
do that, he is too old. Then you're going to
have to get a defibrillator, Like this is not the
kind of bachelor that we want to be, like taking
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out his breath.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Right, And but she's her voice is so high when
she's saying all that, I.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
Want to breakfast, like it goes she's crying, kind of
cry talking right, kind of came out of nowhere.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
But she chooses a nice dress. Yay.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
He pulls up in an old timy car like they
did on the first one. Yep, rolls and then they
have a they have a cute date.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
He comes in, he comes in, and we have to
say this.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Nicole, the yoga instructor, just goes up and just starts
making out with him.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
And here's the thing, this happened.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Do you remember when this happened on a season of
The Bachelor where one of the girls and I think
it was the season that Christina Mandrel was on. There's
a scene where the heat comes over and it could
have been even.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Was Lexi on that season?
Speaker 1 (32:04):
It could have been that. But one of the girls
kisses him before he's going to go on a date.
And remember the other girls were.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Like that is so disrespectful. Yes, they all get mad
and bully her. I'm just like, yes, this is the
same exact thing. It's so rude that she comes up
and just starts making out with him.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
But did you mind it? Like do you think is
it rude or is it like that's the game? I mean,
that's what we're doing because I don't care.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
I guess that's the game. But it's like this woman
is just not going to stop, right I found she's
definitely not gonna stop.
Speaker 3 (32:36):
She's I mean, I got irritated by her later, like
that point at first, when you're trying to stake your
clim and you got to stand out.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
How else are you going to stand out with?
Speaker 3 (32:45):
Don't mind but like but being smart or something? Cut
a hole in the puppet. Hey, I cut the hole
for you in puppet that's how you stand it.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
I have her kink shame. I love puppet sex. I
was tonight it was dying for sex.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
That was She's like, I can't die, I can't take
my last breath, and so you cut a hole in
this pur bit. Sorry, I had to bring that back
because I got I got a little shamed for not
liking it.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
I shame you. I'm inner, my inner kink self. I
got shamed by myself. You kink shamed yourself? Yes? Or
what would it be? I wasn't kink shaming. I was judging.
I kink judge. You judged your own kink shaming.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Yes, and I kink shame. Sometimes it's true I just
said I liked it. I just said I didn't mind it.
And then you guys knew you shamed.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
I kink shamed. Well yeah, a little bit. Yes.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Then I made a big to do about what are
you into that you want to like pian a god
dressed as.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
A dog, and you're like, no, I just thought it
was good writing.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Okay, all right, So their date is going on the
Queen Mary and you're gonna I don't know what you're
gonna think. But I was like, that is really cool.
And I've lived in La for so long. I've never
ever on the Queen Mary.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Have you same?
Speaker 3 (34:01):
No, I have not, And I thought it was really good.
I like the violin. It was really pretty.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
I wanted to go.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
I know me too, I like to date like that.
I want to take my kids to the Queen Mary
or go walk around a big crew. I've never even
been on a big cruise ship.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
I don't think I want to be on a big
cruise ship, but I would not mind. Like if they
rented out the Queen Mary first for a date on
the Bachelor.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
It looked really fun. Yeah, and they have a nice chemistry.
They do, they really do. And there was a little
trio playing classical music. This is the one.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
This one is where Cheryl tells us it's been fifteen
years since she's been on a date.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
Why I don't believe that whatever, He's like, I mean,
I'm on Tinder and I bang guys like anonymously wear masks.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
But date date where you like plan something? We wear masks?
What like just like just a COVID mask. I'm bringing
back furries for no reason. I did it last episode two. Sorry,
I don't know why furries are on the buyer.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
So she tells him she started riding dirt bikes when
she was thirty two and she's won fifty trophies, and
he seems into it.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
He's like, yeah, a bair devil. Yeah she is. She's not.
I mean, like I wish I could be kind of
like that.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
I wish I had the little a little bit of
like the physical side that she has, right, guy, seem.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Like, you're like, I love I started eating pudding cups.
I would trace it back to maybe being about thirty
two when I started really loving like just.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
A pudding pack snack pack.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
And I mean that's active in someway because I have
to go to Ralph's. I have to buy it. I
have to make money to buy it. Oh, you're not
impressed with a money making lady. What do you think
buys that shit?
Speaker 2 (35:39):
For me? My pudding? I mean, I can't breathe how much.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Started watching game shows. I would say it was an
interest of mine early on, and I just never missed
my game shows, my stories pretty much. I don't I'm
not going to say, like I know any of the
answers on Jeopardy, but I love to watch it one
of my interests.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
And I mean I have to get up and get
the remote. I don't understand. Oh I have to write
a model tac call. No. Yeah, okay. Some people active
and some people aren't. And this does bring us back
to Cheryl and people on the show.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
Like how do you get you're just born? Do you
think it's our parent?
Speaker 3 (36:18):
Like some people kind of say you're going to play softball,
and they just kind of.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
Show you that it's cool to play softball. That a thing,
because like maybe I was just.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Not sporty from a very young age I was in
when I would play softball in elementary school, it would
always stick me in way back and right field, and
oh just a nightmare of a ball came my way.
Everybody would before as the ball was in the air,
there was a collective like, uh, they would just know,
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they knew.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
I would say, oh my god, that's so funny saying,
but I was so scared of the actual ball hitting
my face, Like I was so scared of whatever pain.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
We must have a similar something because we're both scared
of the dentist like this. It was like a yeah, yeah,
that's it. Yeah, but why I don't know, you know
any Jewish women that love like volleyball. I mean, we're
not loving with the whole.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
I just genuinely, hey, if you're listening, this is a
real I'm just like, I'm gonna make this my own
little focus group. If you are a woman of Jewish,
we're gonna specifically say not Israeli like Oshka Naziah descent
and you're one hundred percent Jewish both sides. Do you play?
Are you like super active physically? Like do you like
do you like nings that can hurt your face? And
(37:37):
I genuinely want to know and no judgment, and I
would love to like I would like to learn from you.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Yeah same, yeah, okay, Okay, So her so this lady
who's very active, tells us a story. Oh this was crazy, Okay.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
So she was So she has a forty three year
old son, and she says, like, when he was born,
the husband just never shut up at the hospital and
they were married, so then he just and honestly, Mel
is like wait, what, like you can tell him. Mel
is not like has not been prepped on this story.
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He's just, yeah, what happened?
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Wait? But then did he then did he come?
Speaker 1 (38:20):
She's like, no, about twelve months later, like when he
was twelve months old, he came and uh my mom
let him in and then they disappeared. He kidnapped her
kid for a week.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
Right.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
But then she's like, yeah, then I got him back
and we got divorced. And then then she's like, well,
you know, because I did want him to have a
relationship with like my son, and they did have a relationship,
and then he died twelve years ago.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
And then she's crying, which is like, yeah, it's really
hard to talk about.
Speaker 3 (38:52):
It's like it is you just said a whole thing
that you didn't even probably have to say.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
And he died twelve years before, right, and they weren't married.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
He kidnapped your kid? Why are you crying about this
guy twelve years later? That was just weird. That was
so weird. So all right, so now that's done. Oh
so rose, Yeah, fireworks, he gives her a rose. They kiss.
All right.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
Now it's group date time and weird did time. And
this is exciting I think for us. Oh, I'm going
to be excited at who pops out looking fabulous? By
the way, Paula Abdul just comes out of nowhere, out
of a mystical cloud, and she's looking I mean, how
do you look?
Speaker 2 (39:34):
How does she look this good? I love?
Speaker 1 (39:37):
No, I don't know, but I will also say that,
you know, I thought it was a little bit weird
that the women are going to just be cheerleading, Like,
are the women too old to play football?
Speaker 2 (39:50):
Because normally they have any younger one. Did they have
them play at the first Golden with Gary? No?
Speaker 1 (39:56):
But usually usually on any seasons, they wouldn't just make
all the women be cheerleaders.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
They would have them playing any sports events.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
Basketball, football, whatever the guy's into, the women usually play.
I thought it was interesting that, like, I mean, they
could just play.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
A little touch football. What do they know? They just
have to dance around for you.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
But I can see like the first team they divided
into two teams, yellow and blue. The mels Angels were
yellow and they were not doing great. They could barely
move for some reason. I don't know how they got
divided like that. There was no question which team was
going to win. Yeah, but they could not. There's no
way they could have played touch football. They were like
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they were like shuffling their feet like they were, you know,
that's true scared.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
I don't know what was going on there. Maybe it's
just a bad I don't know. There's a lot of
sporty ladies.
Speaker 3 (40:50):
Though, Yeah, there's a lot, but I think they were
all on the other one, or maybe they.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
Just it doesn't translate to like dancing. One of them.
I don't remember who.
Speaker 3 (40:58):
I want to say it was Peg like she had
the moves, she had some cheerleading moves, but that was
team Blue.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
Well that was I was like wow that No, she
was on the wrong team.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
She was on the moving team and Diane's team was
yellow team. So we knew that whoever team Diane was
gonna be and bless her, sweetheart, we need that thing lose,
no question.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
Yeah, it is It is interesting that Peggy our bomb diffuser.
Is there anything that lady can't do? She was also
a cheerleader. It's like, so that's the one. Yeah, yeah,
that's the one that was looking good. And by the way, Diane,
we're not putting down, we're not age shaming, Diane. We
just knew that mel wasn't gonna it was just a bullshit.
Speaker 3 (41:39):
Oh yeah, exactly fine. She's a she's a cute woman.
She's had a life. I hope she finds someone from
the show, like from being on the show, right, do
we did.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
We love that she was like mad at us in
kindergarten and telling us to Chris crossopple sauce.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
No, but that's that's it.
Speaker 3 (41:55):
Did she do we love that she brought it up
again this episode? Not really, not as much as you
might think. Okay, so then yeah, Paula, Okay, so she's
helping Judge.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
I I just wrote this is We're going to definitely
get into the story of Paula and the the cat.
Speaker 2 (42:16):
What is it? The you know emc skatcat?
Speaker 3 (42:19):
I mean my favorite, you mean, my favorite thing to
ever talk about you lack to shout like it's so
fucked up. She has a relationship, a sexual relationship with
an animated cat that wears sunglasses that looks like the
Cheetos cat. Yes, you know, and it's all very weird.
And never forget that I posted a joke about mc
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scatcat and then a Simpsons writer that I had gone
on a few dates with and had was currently dating
at the time, took my joke, made it his own,
and reposted it.
Speaker 2 (42:51):
Remember I went after him for that. I was really mad.
Speaker 3 (42:53):
I never said his name, but I was like, you
guys really mad.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
So that made that brought all that back for me.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
I know, I felt like you would be very triggered
that I only mean it could be only I would
be triggered by mc scatcat.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
So, by the way, full time Mom is being super
extra during this part, and she's like, yeah, used to
dietz at Studio fifty four, but that was freestyle, Like
all right, settle down, subtle down. So Rachel shows off
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her strength. What does that mean? Let me see?
Speaker 3 (43:32):
Hold on, hold on, what is this Rachel? Who's Rachel?
I don't even know that there is a Rachel somebody.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
Peggy was a dancer, Okay, I'm behind Yeah, then they
Mel's Angels do a cheer.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
To straight up. Yeah, past all that.
Speaker 3 (43:51):
I yeah, blue team wins because of course, like the
yellow team was pretty bad.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
Winners are the blue team.
Speaker 3 (43:57):
The non Diane team wins, obviously, and there's a rose
on the table.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
Then I trove. Blonde has two boys. I'm bored.
Speaker 1 (44:05):
Okay, yes, Blonde Monica that's her name. She gets one
on one time and she's like, I'm from tip Below
and I got a scholarship to USC. And what happened
was I got a scholarship to US, say, and then
I came into the USC, and then I got a divorce.
Then I got and then COVID happened. Oh no, no,
(44:27):
this was kind of sad. She goes, Then I got remarried,
and then my husband died during COVID. Yeah, so she
was married to the new husband for twelve years, but
then he died during COVID. I don't know if he
died of COVID, but he died during COVID. Right they
had Yeah, I didn't. Yeah, I just I was like,
(44:49):
I had so much talking is going on. Then she
starts crying. That was like, I hate it when I
go to restaurants and not see kibbles, and like, I
have to get my own takeout, and I.
Speaker 2 (44:59):
Know that you know that he's so mad. That's all
I ever do.
Speaker 3 (45:02):
I mean, I love the idea of taking out and
watching shows by myself. I mean I actually like it,
so maybe I'm different. But also calm the fuck down
and be alone for eight seconds. True, Okay, And then
somebody about Debbie Diana Ross. She calls her daughter, and
her daughter is like, Mom, I'm performing it.
Speaker 2 (45:19):
Okay, rat stage for Diana Ross right now? That was Cindy.
Speaker 1 (45:25):
Okay, so but so first Debbie, the one with the
that's definitely had a facelift, but she's pretty. I just whatever,
it doesn't matter. We go through a bunch of them
really quick. Then yes, we get to this one, who
I think is I really like her. I think she's
seems the most normal. One of the reasons that I
(45:46):
didn't like her is just because her first thing was like,
I want to be Cinderella. I want to find my
prince Charming. Because her name is Cindy. She's got the
kind of reddish hair and the blue eyes. Yes, and
she's the one whose daughter sense of video and is like,
I got a backstage at the Hollywood.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
Bowl, Right, it's pretty cool. That was pretty cool. Yeah,
And so mel Mel's like, I think I'm addicting. She's
going far. Yeah, I think so. So then it's time
for him to give out the group date rose. Uh oh,
I know, I know why.
Speaker 1 (46:18):
Okay, So Cindy the one the she kisses him, they
have a kiss, and then they have another kiss, and
then they have another kiss. So she's like, I kissed
him like five times, yeah, and she's like, I'd do six.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
So that was nice. Yeah, So she gets the rose.
Speaker 3 (46:32):
Yeah yeahich is nice actually, because I don't like it
when they do a bait and swedge. You just made
out with that woman for the longest, give her the rose.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
Agree. I'm totally with you on that.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
So now it's time for the pool party, which is
really like the cocktail party, but there's a lot of
serious editing going on because they're trying to bring it
down to an hour. They're trying to do all the
things but bring it in in an hour.
Speaker 2 (46:56):
Well, I got.
Speaker 3 (46:57):
Peg Peg, who we love had a kind of a
weird She's like, so are you retired, and he's like nope,
and he's very he's not apologetic about it.
Speaker 2 (47:03):
He's like, no, I like working. She's like.
Speaker 3 (47:07):
That might be I want to travel. It's like okay, yeah,
but like he's gonna calm down. Yes, yes he wants
to work.
Speaker 2 (47:15):
Let him work.
Speaker 3 (47:15):
And he just was not having he wasn't He's not
interested really in what anyone else has. You know, He's
sort of like, yep, any other questions.
Speaker 2 (47:22):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (47:23):
Do you have a question for her about diffusing the bombs?
Speaker 2 (47:29):
So then I have this written down. I just wrote,
this is before the Peggy think, but I wrote Terry,
who I think is the pediatric dentist. She might be
the puppeteer, And then I wrote, no, she's not the puppeteer,
but I think she is the puppeteer. We'll never know.
And then I just wrote, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (47:47):
She's pretty okay, because fantastic. She's a little bit like
I feel like Terry.
Speaker 2 (47:53):
We would like her.
Speaker 1 (47:55):
She's got like kind of the dark straight hair, and
she says she's like more a little more subtle. I
don't know, I like her okay, but anyway, yeah, so
I'm looking for.
Speaker 2 (48:07):
All the time right.
Speaker 3 (48:09):
Then where there's that And I don't know what the
poem was. She has some sort of poem Okay.
Speaker 2 (48:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (48:16):
But then Cindy starts getting mad the redhead. Cindy gets
mad because Nicole is just all over him in the pool.
Speaker 2 (48:24):
She's just snaking out with him, hugging him like legs
around him. She climbs and he's into it. Yes, which
is weird.
Speaker 1 (48:33):
Stop well, like I don't know, everybody's getting annoyed. Everybody's like,
this is ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (48:42):
But yeah, no, it was gross. I wrote, yeah, this
kind of sucks. Yeah, she's Cindy's getting jealous. Okay, So
then now we're kind of popping over to the next
rose ceremony.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (48:53):
Kind of seemed to happen quickly, Like you said, there's
a lot of build up to that. But then I wrote, yes,
it's time for another rose ceremony.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
Oh, I guess we're doing it. We're doing this. Okay,
we're getting rid of four women, so on night one,
we're getting down to thirteen.
Speaker 3 (49:09):
I like that for them and us. So we have Debbie,
we have okay.
Speaker 1 (49:15):
So Cindy already has a rose, right, and then rock
Sand gets a rose. We don't really know much about
her she's very pretty long hair. Debbie gets a rose,
Jerry gets another rose.
Speaker 3 (49:30):
Then and then Yeah, a lot of them keep saying like, oh,
I'm worried all these other girls. They keep saying girls,
and I just wish they'd say women. And I'm not
really like that. I don't know why I care and
say girls. That's fine, but they said it so many
times it was making me uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (49:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (49:44):
Then Monica Tupeloo gets one. Blondieh then Monica b flight
attendant gets one. Then Carol who is Freddie Freeman's aunt
of course, of course. Then and then he bond affuser
of course. Than Nicole the sexual assaulting yoga instructor, of course,
(50:06):
then Robin the one that looks like Faith, then full
time mom Amy and again I wrote really, and then
it's Terry, So I don't know who you were talking about. Yeah,
Terry is who I want. Yeah, but Terry was kept
saying like, oh God, I hope I get a rose,
and I was like, shit, I hope.
Speaker 2 (50:23):
She gets a rose too.
Speaker 1 (50:24):
But I wrote, I think it's gonna be Carla the
ex model, but I'm hoping for Terry. This is just
me taking notes. I'm like I'm hoping it's Terry. Please
let it be Terry. Please let it be Terry. And
then I wrote, oh my god, she got it.
Speaker 3 (50:37):
Terry got it. I'm so excited she got it. So
I just wrote poor Diane. But also, obviously right doesn't
make it. I don't think she wanted to be there anyway,
so by.
Speaker 2 (50:50):
Yeah, and then I'm not, I'm yeah. I don't really
know who else, but who cares? Fucking I mean, we
did it, We did it.
Speaker 3 (50:57):
We're happy to be back, We're happy that you here,
and we're going to say hi to a couple of
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Speaker 2 (53:44):
It's all there for the tape. Yep, all right, everybody.
We love you guys, bye, love you bye.
Welcome back, everybody, And I say, welcome back. Some of
you don't even know that there's a part one to this,
but I'm telling you there's a part one. We are
talking about the Golden Bachelor. I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.
It's me Stephanie Wilder Taylor and Cecily Nobler. Hi, Cecily, Hello.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Yeah, we got into it.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
We had some feelings about Mel that have not completely unfolded.
We have we're not sure yet. We have a big
question mark on his face.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
We really do.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
I mean, we're pretty sure that we that he's a
he's a little performative maybe, and he's you know, he's
trying to fool some of us. Something you know about
me and Cecily is we are not easily fooled.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
We've been around the block, That's right. I Ah, I
think I would say I'm more easily fooled than you. Yes,
and I was, and I was less having Mel this time.
Like You're like, I don't know, is this a like yeah,
he's full shit, Yeah, he might be the right person
for one of these women.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
You know, we don't.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
We don't want to keep love away from him, but
I don't think he's ever gonna win me over.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
No, it's like it's it's sort of like Louis c
k in a in a way, it's like, do we
we don't want him to not have a career if
people want to enjoy, Like we're just saying like, hey,
there's some things that maybe we don't like.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
But nobody's saying he shouldn't have love. He's just that
he's a terrible person.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
He just has opinions that maybe we don't agree with.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Right, we're talking about Mel and Louis. We're because Mel,
I don't even know how he liked. He used to
masturbate in front of Mel. Does that too?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
A lot? Yeah, a lot.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
He does ask and he asks in a British accent,
which is different than what Louie did, Like my I
have a wink and they're like, I guess.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yeah, because they don't understand what he's talking about. Always
because of the act, because he does the accent.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
He just puts on this accent. He does it in
the house spoiler.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I got some Steve, some reality Steve spoilers, and I
do know that he busts that out. We'll have a
one in front of you. You don't have to do
nothing like, uh, okay, I guess.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
I mean I love that we're gonna get We're gonna
get reality Steve Steve accidentally canceled instead of ourselves, and.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
We're going to be like, well we didn't. Oh my god,
what I thought I saw?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Oh my god, I guess I'm tired by the way.
We were being very funny in part when I know
we're always trying to make you guys go back and
listen if you didn't.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
But I don't even remember what we were talking about.
But near the end, we we were on fire. It
was really it was really funny. What are we talking about?
Oh my god, I don't remember. Puppet? He has sex
with a puppet puppet over Diane. He's like, all right, yeah,
there's a hut. He gets his scissors and cuts a
(03:02):
hole in the puppets so we can have sex with me.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Yes, yeah, yeah, And then he cuts Diana and there's
not even a rose ceremony. They're like, you don't have
to cut anybody right now, and he's like, yeah, cut Diane,
go no way, absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
We talked about this, yes, and I accidentally said that
one of the women was Rita Wilson's sister, and that's
not even true at all at all. Their friend not
known for like facts.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
We've never said that, and people do get mad, especially
got mad at us during the Natalia Grace coverage. But
to be fair to us, it was season three of
Natalia Grace, so they were already like grabbing for struggle.
There wasn't much more of the story to tell at
that point. So we're getting a little confused because the
filmmaking wasn't that good anymore.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
It's not on us.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
First of all, if you're looking for the facts, you
can read Wikipedia. We're taking the facts and then we're
putting them into a comedic.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Brain right. And also, yeah it's subject.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
I mean, yeah, facts are fact, sure, but with Natelia Grace,
we're like, we don't know if she's.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
What are facts? We don't know if she's two or sixty,
you don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Then people get mad, they're like it came out that
she's this, you guys don't even know, and like we
don't know everything.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
We can't we're not.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
We're watching so mad, We're watching and spitting the information.
Sometimes do we do a deeper dive, Yes, And when
we feel like it, sometimes we don't.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
And sometimes the deep dives are completely wrong.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Rabbit stuff that I think I remember from seeing it
on Reddit, And is that always? First of all, we
can't do we even always trust Reddit. No so haws
that my fault. How do I get hurt?
Speaker 3 (04:38):
And also, don't get mad about the valley anymore either?
People coming you guys don't know anything about vander Pump.
We know almost everything about vander Pump. Don't come for
me if I know. There's three things I get wrong
in a sea of five one thousand things. One five
things I actually say things I have to say that.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
I was very annoyed on your behalf on that thank
you like I don't well, yeah, because they were sayings
that I think it also went back to vander Pump,
and it would No, you know a lot, you know
more about vander Pump. I don't know something you're saying
in there. You know a lot about you know what
it is.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
We didn't know who Kyle was, and I not Kyle
from Housewives, but Kyle the ring guy. And yes he
had been bad if you go back, Yes he was around.
We just didn't take him in. He's not like credited,
He's not in the pictures. I'm sorry, I just didn't
remember fucking Kyle.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Also, I don't understand. First of all, I think it's
ageist for people to insist that we remember everything hot, right,
anybody account for menopause?
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Hello or menopause? Why are we calling it menopause when
it's women?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
A pause? Exactly, thank you.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
So now might be a time to take a breather,
Take a calm, Take a calm, take a deep.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Breath speaking of menopause.
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Speaker 2 (06:57):
Hey, okay, here's where we were.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
We weren't exactly at the break between. So this is
what happened, what they did, Why they made the first
one two hours, Why it seemed weird, it's because, and
remember we saw this, they aired episodes one and two
that's right together. So that's why we had like two ceremonies.
But first we all we've done so.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Far is introduce everybody.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
But now they're all in the house, they're all done,
and Mel goes to greet everybody. And the first thing
he does is he apologizes for the podcast and he
just gives us a whole Like, guys, I don't know
what the fuck I was thinking. Age is just the number.
Spirit has no age. You know, I like Granny's. I
like old chuk and apple heads like I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
I like it when you wear those like shower caps.
I love ah.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
I wear a shower cap sometimes, by the way, if
I've had my hair did. And then he steals Diane's
leg is what the pun and then doesn't give her credit.
She goes, hey, I said that, and he goes, yeah, exactly.
He's like, lady, one of those guys, get out your walkers.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
If you could put a tennis ball at the bottom
of like your walker that is a turn on for me.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
They didn't even ask me turn ons. I would have
said tennis balls on walkers. That's what gets me hard.
You have hard to speak it to hard. You have
hard candy in that purse. Bust it on out. None
of y'all can eat it. And I like that about
you and your dentures. I love that.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
You know what they say, take the dentures out, you
know it gets better.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
That's like who says that, mel Nobody says that.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Well, he just pauses his mind and goes ever gotten
a blowy from a puppet? That's so good. But I
don't mean any puppet.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
I mean an old puppet, like a puppet that's at
least seventy five years old.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
That's the best. Yeah, it's already good because they don't
have teeth. They have very big mouths.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
I want to say this, this is like a macro
for part two, because we will get there, but I
feel like it's something that needs to be said now.
I got more annoyed.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
At the fact that Mel was like, I like women
in their forties because when we see Mel with his
shirt off, I was like, oh, honey, like you are old,
like you're a man, and no offense.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
I'm getting there, but you know, he's like ten years
older than me. But like, sure, his body is of
course not going to be that of a thirty year old.
I get it, but like for him to have that body,
that's right, But be like, uh, I don't like women
in my own age.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
It's like, well, I bet a lot of women don't
like you being their own age either.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
This is what I'm saying. I know, I know, I know,
I know. Yeah. Okay, so first of all, he he
pulls Cindy.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
For that she kind of pulled him. Okay, sure, okay,
I just said Cindy grabs him. But either way he
likes her.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Yeah, I just.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Wrote hair is shiny. She loves listening to Mel talk
about his sons. That yeah, very boring.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Then he likes the Freddy was this the Freddy's Freddy Freeman,
Freddy Freeman's aunt. That is Cindy. That's Carol. No, that's Carol. Next,
and we moved on, right Carol, Okay, I moved on.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
And she says, he's like, oh, are you a fan
of Freddy Freeman because she's wearing a jersey. Sorry, guys,
picture it Carol wearing a jersey, a Dodger's jersey and
a Freeman jersey. And she's like yes, but also he's
my nephew.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
I feel okay. That says something.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
What he did, he did and he liked Freddy, he
was into that.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
I think that she has a good chance but was
and says something.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
So dark, But okay, so what if she's He's like
a Freddy Freeman, you're related and she's like yes, and
also capturing the Freedman's I'm related to them, the ones
that molested all those people, right, these are my cousin
that's suctually spelled differently to be fair, So we're not
going to put that on her.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
But Freeman and Friedman, Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
But then she's like, and don't forget also I'm related
to Cosby. He's like, how would I forget that? I
never knew that. I can't forget something like that. Okay,
so she used to go to all the games.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
That was cute.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
I kind of went fast through some of these because
they're all popping in and out so fast.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Well, then he sits with Charro the luxury yacht sales
and she's like.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yay, like I love love. She
loves love. She does.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
She doesn't get jealous, she says, because it's going to
work out the way it's going to work out.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
She's not wrong about that, right, she doesn't compete.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Then I literally wrote, then the one that looks like
faith has some wine.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Yeah, we're not going to go deep at this part.
We don't want to get attached. So there's more. More
is going to happen. Then he talks to Jerry, the
home care lady, and she's you know that he's not
into this.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
She's like, this is just such a blessing, and you
know that it's like your that is like something that
your Grandma says to you in.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Church, right, but he seems to really like her because
we're gonna find out in a second that yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Yeah, But I think he's I think he's being very
performative in this episode.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Then I think that his true colors will shine, right.
I just think he's trying.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
I think he's very aware of what he did, and
I think his media training, I think they were like,
first of all, you're going to pick somebody older and
maybe of color. You're going to really just show how
inclusive you are, like we don't which.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Very lot to see and we yeah, not all blondes.
You've got to choose.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Although Stephanie reminded me, which I didn't know at all
in the first part, that he is half he is
half black, which I did not know that, So it
wouldn't make a difference as to like who he's going
to be attracted to or not. But I mean I
do like that makes me even like it more like
it's like, Okay, yeah, I want to tap into this culture,
(12:49):
like this side of myself. So I was kind of
believing him on the Jerry thing or hoping maybe I'm
just hoping for the best on that because.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
I like her. You know what, we will keep an
open mind. Yeah, we have to. We have to.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
We will never get through this if we just hate
him the whole time. So yeah, we can't. We have
to try, but we can also hate him too. Now
I skipped a few and just got right to the limbo.
I'm like, there's so many people now.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Hold on though, hold on because I have something to
say about the fact that you know. So this lady,
the home healthcare lady. She's darling, but she brings out
a journal. And this is where it felt very like Pascal.
Remember when Pascal on.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Jones season was like and it's like, oh, Dad, you
are the best dad I've ever had. You are the
great I just thank you for That's what it was like.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
She's like, it's basically her son going like, you're the
greatest mom ever.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Side story, Yes, this reminds me.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
There's this woman that I don't really know very well
by another friend of mine and I have become obsessed
with her on Facebook. We don't really know her. It's
through somebody else, but she's just given us. I've talked
about her before. She's given us just years of like
the most ridiculous Facebook homes and she did a short film,
you know, for somebody's like somehow she did somebody short
film and she posted a picture of it on Facebook,
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and she wrote to all the people that came up
to me to tell me how great my acting was,
thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
I was like, what you're kind of talking about. It's like,
first off, I mean, nobody said that to you. Nobody
said that, nobody care.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
All the people after you're short like your acting is
just like Oscar level.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Really, so all of you guys, thank you so much.
I hear.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
I'll get back to each and every one of you
when I can, but I just want to do a
collective like thank you.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
You guys are just amazing and you make me feel so.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Like falland scene, Yeah, I feel seen. So thank you
for seeing how good of an actress I am. Yeah girl, Okay.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
So so then he talks to Nicole, the yoga instructor
I have been car Carla the model. Then there's a
bunch of ladies in the kitchen. First of all, I
was just like, this is being very loud.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
I'm being loud. No, they're being loud. I would never
say that to you. You're being very loud. Stefphanie.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Well, I would try to keep I would be like
on my shouting into the microphone. Yeah, they're loud, they're
clinging plates and dishes and pots around, but it was
also very reminiscent. I just and the reason I'm complaining
about this is it's like, can you guys try to
make this a little bit different. It's just they're doing
the first the Bachelorette with the guys in the kitchen.
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Remember when Jack was in the kitchen making it, yeah,
making it cooking.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
It was just like, all right, this is just make
a different show. Yeah, and it didn't.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
It doesn't read the same because, like I said, it's
so different than the first Golden Bachelor. These women are
just different. There's so much work done, there's so much
you know, which is fine, but that's just a different show.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Now it just feels like flave, a flave, but just older,
you know, like golden flavor flave really mostly white and blonde,
you know what I mean. That's what it feels like.
You're like, oh, which is also great. I'm not trying
to put down.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Flavor flave, flavor flav. You know, I dated him for.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
A while, so Jesse comes in and drops off the
first impression Rose dundug.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Don't they all want that? They very much want it?
Speaker 1 (16:22):
I wrote, I like to tell you, like my what
I think is going to happen, and then it doesn't.
It didn't happen, But I set up Carol's going to
get it?
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Interesting.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
I think I said, you said Carol, Yeah, I think
I said Cheryl.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Well, is there Cheryl? The other girls?
Speaker 1 (16:41):
I wrote, the other girls think dirt Bike is going
to get it, and that's Cheryl Carol. Okay, Freddy is
a Freddy's aunt.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
I get a little confused.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
So then okay, so peg Peg is the bomb diffuser.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Yes, but she hasn't really made a big impression yet, right,
not yet?
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Okay, so then yeah, And I also made a note
that he seems very check out. Yes, isn't that is
that when Cheryl comes over? If someone comes over and says,
I want to play a game of would you rather?
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Yeah, So they're sitting down and there with thirt Bike
girl Cheryl. Yeah, I literally wrote, he looks bored.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Yes, he did.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
And this is the part where I said, I don't
know if it's just her, this is what I wrote,
But he's doing the thing where he looks off into
the distance when they're talking, kind of like Dale used
to look on Paradise when I would complain that if
people are talking to Dale, he would just be looking
out into the distance, right. I don't know if that's
a camera thing, like I'm distracted by cameras, but it's
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a lack of focus in the person that This.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Is also a very long night.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
They are older, but even younger it would be I
would I check out, and like with my friends, I
check out at two hours. I can barely handle that
much unless I'm like at a concert or something, but
like at just a party where you have to talk,
Oh my god, So imagine having to do that for
like nine hours. He's getting tired, He's had a little wine.
He's not drunk, but he's like I could not. I
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don't know how they do. I'd be a I'd be
crying by that time, sure, like begging for a nap
and just await him, like, can we just turn this
all off for a minute.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
It's like a minute.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
So he's dealing and then she's kind of I don't know,
she's not my favorite, but she's like mountain or beach.
He says peach, and she's like, yeah, mountain for me.
He's like, yeah, I now figured.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
And then the card the card she has, the card
that says kiss now or kiss later.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Uh And she's like, oh, now, so they had a kiss,
but it's a very kissing grandpa. Yes, little yeah exactly.
So then he sits. Then he talks to Carrie Terry,
the cosmetic dentist, and I wrote, not the one with
the puppet, but you know what, it was the one
with the puppet. And I'm kind of sad because I
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think she's really pretty. But I don't know. I've blocked
them out. She's got I don't care. There's two dentists.
What is the cosmetic dentist?
Speaker 3 (18:59):
Right?
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Well, but okay, but the one who's the pediatric dentist
is probably the one with the puppet.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
Well, Terry is the one who said we're we've got
a lot in common because you're an attorney.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Right.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
He's so checked out he doesn't even want to try
to make that like uh huh. She's like, because we
both drill people.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Shut up.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
I will never go to your She said that. I
don't know if she's the one with the puppet or not.
But I'm not going to her dentist's office. Then all
the Southern ladies come in then for he notes like,
you're all from the South, right, but he doesn't really
care who's who.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
They're like, that's rat well one hundred hats lady.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Yeah, and Monica is from the South with the super
yellow hair. She's the cosmetic dentist too. So are there
two cosmetic dentists the two comediatric Okay, okay, I think
there might be just two dentists.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
But where was Lisa during all this, because that's the
one I love. But she didn't really get any time
at all. I don't remember her getting time. She's the
one with like the yellow so blonded screen.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Oh right, yeah, no, she's going to go. So then
hockey Diane, it's like.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Oh why oh yeah, yeah, she's Oh she reminds me
of the one that was on Night one.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Of Gary season. Mm hmmm Gary, yes, not Jerry Gary season.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
That was related to Jimmy Kimmel in some way. Remember
it was like Jimmy Kimmel's aunt.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Oh that's right, yeah, night one, and then he just
got rid of her Night one because Gary didn't care.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
They don't give a yeah, I'll be showing up the show. Yeah,
I'd be like, yeah, now I'm the bad guy because
I had a fight with one ex girlfriend. No, I
do want to say this. Listen, Gary might not have
been perfect. I don't know how what happened with Teresa.
It didn't work out. Things don't work out. The show
is designed in a way that really makes you go fast,
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and sometimes it doesn't work out.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
But I don't know. I think comparatively, Gary's not so bad.
You had a bad break. He also fat shamed somebody.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Then he accused Teresa of like did not breaking away
of him because he had cancer and remember and she
had to be like absolutely not.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Know that he fat James someone's once said that, but
he's saying he didn't right, Like we have to. I
just want to give Gary a little bit of a
break because at least he did not go on a
podcast and say like no wigs, no old bitches. I
want to give him that. Remember, hearing aids. We loved
him for that. We loved him being on the Golden
Bachelor at first, because he had he wasn't perfect, right,
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we do all right, all right? So okay, hockey Diane.
Then I just wrote, peg is.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
So cute bomb lady. Yeah, she's the bomb, smart and funny.
Uh Mel says, tell me about yourself, and I wrote,
he actually looks interested in what she has to say.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Well he should be.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
And I just I just wrote, I really love her,
go Peggy, she's gorgeous.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
I'm with you on that. So then now it's morning, right,
well it's time for the first impression.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Oh yeah, yeah, but it is. The sun is up.
These ladies have aired. They are holding it together again.
I mean, I go to the critics' choice of words
and after two hours, like my mascara is in my mouth.
I don't know how they fucking do it, Like it's crazy.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Yeah yeah, so here's where I'm here's where I'm making.
I'm like, okay, it's either dirt Dirt Bike Lady or
Freddy Freeman. And then I wrote.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Oh, hold on, he's playing the game. Yeah, but see
I put a pushback.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
I think he actually does like Jerry, Jerry gets the rose.
For those who are just following us, she gets the
first impression Rose.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
It seemed very sweet.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
It seems alright. She seems into him, for sure. I
know exactly what you're saying, but I do think he
might like her.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
I just felt like, I.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Feel like the questions he was asking her, he wasn't
being flirty. He was being like a son.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
He was like, when do you take time for you? Right?
You know, where's the other ones? He was like, oh,
really you do that? Like, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
I just felt like he was being very polite. So
I think he's trying to make I don't know.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
We'll see, we'll see.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Well, then they're about to have the roast ceremony in Alexandra,
who we love, is just like, I don't know if
I want the rules or a pillow. You want a pillow,
of course you do. I did not do the accent right,
but I can't I can't quite do it. Yeah, so
now let's just get through all the people that.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Are okay, bomb Lady bomb confuser, and I wrote She's
going all the way, She's going all the way.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
She's gonna go far Bottel Carla Uh, I wrote, Harry,
I just wrote question mark on the next one, So that's.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Probably Cheryl Motorbike Lady, Cheryl Freddy Freddy Freeman. So that's
Cindy because before that we have Nicole. It's awesome Cindy Cindy, right, okay,
then Carol's Freddy.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Then Amy is the one that's like the professional mom
oh right, Cheryl is is motorbike lady. Yeah, he gets
chosen Nicole Cindy Amy. I just wrote really Alexandra, which
I'd forgotten, uh huh. Then I put question marks it
doesn't matter. Then Monica pe so that that was confusing
for the Monica's do you know who was after Alexandra?
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Then I said, I can't remember Carol baseball lady.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Yeah, I got that. He likes the blondes, and Monica
the flight attendant, the other Monica. Then Rock sayan yes
over there.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Then of course the seventy one year old. Oh, I
just wrote no. I wrote, she's going to get.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
A rose just to prove a point, absolutely, and one
that looks like Faith whose name is Robin Robin. Then
that's when he gives one to Diane and everyone smiles
like they're happy for her, but you know, they're all like, oh.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
God, what why? Why? Right? Why? That's ridiculous. And then Debbie,
who I don't even remember at all.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Debbie is the one who is fairly looks fairly young,
but I think it's because she had a facelift.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
She's got like short wavy black hair. Oh I don't
I'm not taking her in at all. Yeah, she neither
will he.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
So I was I just wrote, not my girl Lisa,
who I love, and not our girl Andra.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Right, and not the one that I thought was Rita
Wilson's sister.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
Right, So all of our favorites basically are going home.
I mean Andre, I don't know she. I loved Lisa.
Lisa was goofy. She was Lisa was like us.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
I did not know. Lisa was like like a little
goldie hawn, like a little silly. She was a little
she was a silly billy. I liked her.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
I didn't get it at all with the dress, with
the like prom dress, no all cheering.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
Okay, so then there's antics. I just wrote like wrestling
and dancing. I'm like, oh god, how much more is this?
Are whistling?
Speaker 1 (25:52):
And then Peggy pulls a I'm not like other girls.
These ladies are all fighting over the space.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
But you know what, I used to share a firehouse
with a bunch of guys. Yeah that was for a moment.
Although I agreed with her too, because she's like, they're
so loud. Yes, yeah, men. No, the guys are all
just very quietly like watching TV right, living on fire
house with a pig.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Oh, Jesse comes down and he's like, guys, I gotta
tell you. I spoke to mel Okay and he is
so blown away by all of you women.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Like head. He told me he was.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Like, listen, I thought they were going to be a
bunch of shrunken apple heads, but I was only a
couple of them are shrunken apple heads.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
And we'll get rid of you know who you are,
you know who you are.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
So he is stoked for we get a one on
one date and a group date which we'll have everyone,
so no one's going to be left out.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
We're going to do it all. Yeah. And Diana is
the one who reads it, and for some reason she's
like one, two three, all eyes on me.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
God, that made me cringe. To Mike, well, that was
douche chills. That really gave me like fresh prints. I
don't like it when teachers say that, even like kindergarten teachers. Right, No,
I you have to say, I don't mind Chris Cross
apple sauce. So I don't know what it is about
that particular thing. But now I didn't remember that she
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had been a teacher. So now I'm even more annoyed
by Diane because Diane, I promise you, is someone that
fought with parents.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Oh yeah, she was like, I have rules. I'm sorry,
I have rules, and if your.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Children can't follow the rules, then you know, I don't
know what to tell you.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Maybe another school.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
Yeah, if your child comes in here and doesn't sit
crisscross apple sauce, uh huh, yeah, have a conversation.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
It's also the kind that if she was reading a
book to the kids, she would hold it like showing
a picture. She would hold it too long on one side,
crankling of the library book, which always drove me crazy.
It's like, okay, fair, let's make it fair, show the picture,
both sides.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Equal time.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
Right.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
It was such a bossy little bee.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
She'd also pull parents aside and be like, just let
you know, your child is having a lot of trouble
sitting still, so I don't know if you want to
take them, take this up with their pediatrician. And then
the parents are like, well, wait, what I mean they're
in kindergarten, Like, yeah, they're a little fidgety. Well, I
don't like it and it's out of control and you
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should talk to their doctor.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
Yeah, and always just a cute Yeah. So we don't
all right, we didn't love that. We know there's a
lot of teachers out there, like what the fuck? We
love teachers. We are so pleased with what teach. I mean,
I I've worked in that world for a long time.
You just don't have to say that as an adult
when you're you don't have to say, oney, three eyes
on me.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
I just don't need it. Were all get out. Yes,
dirt Bike Lady is one on one date, and you
know what I wrote down. I just want to make
this known that usually the first one on one does.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Not work out, okay never. I don't think I've ever
seen the person who got the first one on one date.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Go all the way they have. I just can't tell
you when, but I know they have. I don't ACTU
feel it. I promise I can find it at I
promise you. Let's put ten thousand dollars on it.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Okay, you got it. You got happened before in bachelor history.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
So Cheryl goes, they take her and they're like, you
come with us for a surprise, and we know what
it is.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
She's like, no, but I'm just a tomboy. I'm just
a lady who.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
I don't like to wear dresses. I've never worn a
dress before. Oh you're wearing one right now though, right?
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Oh? I mean besides, now, besides this this old thing.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
They bring her into a room and I got to
tell you, and I'm going to give her a compliment
in a second, because the dresses that she models, she
looks gorgeous.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
My god, she's beautiful.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
But when she goes in the room, it's just she's like, ah,
crying because of the racks. It looks like Lomans, like rejects.
These are Loman's dresses from the back where they're like,
you you want that one's?
Speaker 2 (29:48):
We can see if we have in your size, But really,
are you sure she's?
Speaker 3 (29:51):
The ones she chose looked really good on her, and
so I'm not putting her down, but like the god,
let's lipstick this up.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
I just didn't like the intense like gendering of this
in a weird way, not to sound like so overly woke,
but it was so like, you're a girl, Yes.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
I know, but I was such a tomboy. It's like
look at all these dresses, every high and then she
did this, every woman wants to be a princess? Do they? Does?
Every woman?
Speaker 3 (30:22):
Like?
Speaker 1 (30:23):
You know what century are you in? Like, no, I'm
not every woman, and I don't like that. I do
not like the focus on princess princess. I'm a I
just want to feel like a princess in your I
want looking for my prince Charming. Like, come on, ladies,
get a little bit more modern, right, yeah, Okay, So
she picks out a red dress and she's like, this.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Has always been inside of me. I finally, I swear
to god, she says, I feel like a real woman.
What does that mean?
Speaker 1 (30:54):
So because you're in a dress, I don't know. I
really didn't like this for some reason. Okay, right, Then
she's like, I'm just hoping that when mel sees me,
I can take his breath away. You don't want to
do that, he is too old. Then you're going to
have to get a defibrillator, Like this is not the
kind of bachelor that we want to be, like taking
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out his breath.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Right, And but she's her voice is so high when
she's saying all that, I.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
Want to breakfast, like it goes she's crying, kind of
cry talking right, kind of came out of nowhere.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
But she chooses a nice dress. Yay.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
He pulls up in an old timy car like they
did on the first one. Yep, rolls and then they
have a they have a cute date.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
He comes in, he comes in, and we have to
say this.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Nicole, the yoga instructor, just goes up and just starts
making out with him.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
And here's the thing, this happened.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Do you remember when this happened on a season of
The Bachelor where one of the girls and I think
it was the season that Christina Mandrel was on. There's
a scene where the heat comes over and it could
have been even.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Was Lexi on that season?
Speaker 1 (32:04):
It could have been that. But one of the girls
kisses him before he's going to go on a date.
And remember the other girls were.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Like that is so disrespectful. Yes, they all get mad
and bully her. I'm just like, yes, this is the
same exact thing. It's so rude that she comes up
and just starts making out with him.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
But did you mind it? Like do you think is
it rude or is it like that's the game? I mean,
that's what we're doing because I don't care.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
I guess that's the game. But it's like this woman
is just not going to stop, right I found she's
definitely not gonna stop.
Speaker 3 (32:36):
She's I mean, I got irritated by her later, like
that point at first, when you're trying to stake your
clim and you got to stand out.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
How else are you going to stand out with?
Speaker 3 (32:45):
Don't mind but like but being smart or something? Cut
a hole in the puppet. Hey, I cut the hole
for you in puppet that's how you stand it.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
I have her kink shame. I love puppet sex. I
was tonight it was dying for sex.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
That was She's like, I can't die, I can't take
my last breath, and so you cut a hole in
this pur bit. Sorry, I had to bring that back
because I got I got a little shamed for not
liking it.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
I shame you. I'm inner, my inner kink self. I
got shamed by myself. You kink shamed yourself? Yes? Or
what would it be? I wasn't kink shaming. I was judging.
I kink judge. You judged your own kink shaming.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Yes, and I kink shame. Sometimes it's true I just
said I liked it. I just said I didn't mind it.
And then you guys knew you shamed.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
I kink shamed. Well yeah, a little bit. Yes.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Then I made a big to do about what are
you into that you want to like pian a god
dressed as.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
A dog, and you're like, no, I just thought it
was good writing.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Okay, all right, So their date is going on the
Queen Mary and you're gonna I don't know what you're
gonna think. But I was like, that is really cool.
And I've lived in La for so long. I've never
ever on the Queen Mary.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Have you same?
Speaker 3 (34:01):
No, I have not, And I thought it was really good.
I like the violin. It was really pretty.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
I wanted to go.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
I know me too, I like to date like that.
I want to take my kids to the Queen Mary
or go walk around a big crew. I've never even
been on a big cruise ship.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
I don't think I want to be on a big
cruise ship, but I would not mind. Like if they
rented out the Queen Mary first for a date on
the Bachelor.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
It looked really fun. Yeah, and they have a nice chemistry.
They do, they really do. And there was a little
trio playing classical music. This is the one.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
This one is where Cheryl tells us it's been fifteen
years since she's been on a date.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
Why I don't believe that whatever, He's like, I mean,
I'm on Tinder and I bang guys like anonymously wear masks.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
But date date where you like plan something? We wear masks?
What like just like just a COVID mask. I'm bringing
back furries for no reason. I did it last episode two. Sorry,
I don't know why furries are on the buyer.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
So she tells him she started riding dirt bikes when
she was thirty two and she's won fifty trophies, and
he seems into it.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
He's like, yeah, a bair devil. Yeah she is. She's not.
I mean, like I wish I could be kind of
like that.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
I wish I had the little a little bit of
like the physical side that she has, right, guy, seem.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Like, you're like, I love I started eating pudding cups.
I would trace it back to maybe being about thirty
two when I started really loving like just.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
A pudding pack snack pack.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
And I mean that's active in someway because I have
to go to Ralph's. I have to buy it. I
have to make money to buy it. Oh, you're not
impressed with a money making lady. What do you think
buys that shit?
Speaker 2 (35:39):
For me? My pudding? I mean, I can't breathe how much.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Started watching game shows. I would say it was an
interest of mine early on, and I just never missed
my game shows, my stories pretty much. I don't I'm
not going to say, like I know any of the
answers on Jeopardy, but I love to watch it one
of my interests.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
And I mean I have to get up and get
the remote. I don't understand. Oh I have to write
a model tac call. No. Yeah, okay. Some people active
and some people aren't. And this does bring us back
to Cheryl and people on the show.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
Like how do you get you're just born? Do you
think it's our parent?
Speaker 3 (36:18):
Like some people kind of say you're going to play softball,
and they just kind of.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
Show you that it's cool to play softball. That a thing,
because like maybe I was just.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Not sporty from a very young age I was in
when I would play softball in elementary school, it would
always stick me in way back and right field, and
oh just a nightmare of a ball came my way.
Everybody would before as the ball was in the air,
there was a collective like, uh, they would just know,
(36:48):
they knew.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
I would say, oh my god, that's so funny saying,
but I was so scared of the actual ball hitting
my face, Like I was so scared of whatever pain.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
We must have a similar something because we're both scared
of the dentist like this. It was like a yeah, yeah,
that's it. Yeah, but why I don't know, you know
any Jewish women that love like volleyball. I mean, we're
not loving with the whole.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
I just genuinely, hey, if you're listening, this is a
real I'm just like, I'm gonna make this my own
little focus group. If you are a woman of Jewish,
we're gonna specifically say not Israeli like Oshka Naziah descent
and you're one hundred percent Jewish both sides. Do you play?
Are you like super active physically? Like do you like
do you like nings that can hurt your face? And
(37:37):
I genuinely want to know and no judgment, and I
would love to like I would like to learn from you.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Yeah same, yeah, okay, Okay, So her so this lady
who's very active, tells us a story. Oh this was crazy, Okay.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
So she was So she has a forty three year
old son, and she says, like, when he was born,
the husband just never shut up at the hospital and
they were married, so then he just and honestly, Mel
is like wait, what, like you can tell him. Mel
is not like has not been prepped on this story.
(38:16):
He's just, yeah, what happened?
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Wait? But then did he then did he come?
Speaker 1 (38:20):
She's like, no, about twelve months later, like when he
was twelve months old, he came and uh my mom
let him in and then they disappeared. He kidnapped her
kid for a week.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
Right.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
But then she's like, yeah, then I got him back
and we got divorced. And then then she's like, well,
you know, because I did want him to have a
relationship with like my son, and they did have a relationship,
and then he died twelve years ago.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
And then she's crying, which is like, yeah, it's really
hard to talk about.
Speaker 3 (38:52):
It's like it is you just said a whole thing
that you didn't even probably have to say.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
And he died twelve years before, right, and they weren't married.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
He kidnapped your kid? Why are you crying about this
guy twelve years later? That was just weird. That was
so weird. So all right, so now that's done. Oh
so rose, Yeah, fireworks, he gives her a rose. They kiss.
All right.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
Now it's group date time and weird did time. And
this is exciting I think for us. Oh, I'm going
to be excited at who pops out looking fabulous? By
the way, Paula Abdul just comes out of nowhere, out
of a mystical cloud, and she's looking I mean, how
do you look?
Speaker 2 (39:34):
How does she look this good? I love?
Speaker 1 (39:37):
No, I don't know, but I will also say that,
you know, I thought it was a little bit weird
that the women are going to just be cheerleading, Like,
are the women too old to play football?
Speaker 2 (39:50):
Because normally they have any younger one. Did they have
them play at the first Golden with Gary? No?
Speaker 1 (39:56):
But usually usually on any seasons, they wouldn't just make
all the women be cheerleaders.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
They would have them playing any sports events.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
Basketball, football, whatever the guy's into, the women usually play.
I thought it was interesting that, like, I mean, they
could just play.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
A little touch football. What do they know? They just
have to dance around for you.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
But I can see like the first team they divided
into two teams, yellow and blue. The mels Angels were
yellow and they were not doing great. They could barely
move for some reason. I don't know how they got
divided like that. There was no question which team was
going to win. Yeah, but they could not. There's no
way they could have played touch football. They were like
(40:41):
they were like shuffling their feet like they were, you know,
that's true scared.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
I don't know what was going on there. Maybe it's
just a bad I don't know. There's a lot of
sporty ladies.
Speaker 3 (40:50):
Though, Yeah, there's a lot, but I think they were
all on the other one, or maybe they.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
Just it doesn't translate to like dancing. One of them.
I don't remember who.
Speaker 3 (40:58):
I want to say it was Peg like she had
the moves, she had some cheerleading moves, but that was
team Blue.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
Well that was I was like wow that No, she
was on the wrong team.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
She was on the moving team and Diane's team was
yellow team. So we knew that whoever team Diane was
gonna be and bless her, sweetheart, we need that thing lose,
no question.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
Yeah, it is It is interesting that Peggy our bomb diffuser.
Is there anything that lady can't do? She was also
a cheerleader. It's like, so that's the one. Yeah, yeah,
that's the one that was looking good. And by the way, Diane,
we're not putting down, we're not age shaming, Diane. We
just knew that mel wasn't gonna it was just a bullshit.
Speaker 3 (41:39):
Oh yeah, exactly fine. She's a she's a cute woman.
She's had a life. I hope she finds someone from
the show, like from being on the show, right, do
we did.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
We love that she was like mad at us in
kindergarten and telling us to Chris crossopple sauce.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
No, but that's that's it.
Speaker 3 (41:55):
Did she do we love that she brought it up
again this episode? Not really, not as much as you
might think. Okay, so then yeah, Paula, Okay, so she's
helping Judge.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
I I just wrote this is We're going to definitely
get into the story of Paula and the the cat.
Speaker 2 (42:16):
What is it? The you know emc skatcat?
Speaker 3 (42:19):
I mean my favorite, you mean, my favorite thing to
ever talk about you lack to shout like it's so
fucked up. She has a relationship, a sexual relationship with
an animated cat that wears sunglasses that looks like the
Cheetos cat. Yes, you know, and it's all very weird.
And never forget that I posted a joke about mc
(42:42):
scatcat and then a Simpsons writer that I had gone
on a few dates with and had was currently dating
at the time, took my joke, made it his own,
and reposted it.
Speaker 2 (42:51):
Remember I went after him for that. I was really mad.
Speaker 3 (42:53):
I never said his name, but I was like, you
guys really mad.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
So that made that brought all that back for me.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
I know, I felt like you would be very triggered
that I only mean it could be only I would
be triggered by mc scatcat.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
So, by the way, full time Mom is being super
extra during this part, and she's like, yeah, used to
dietz at Studio fifty four, but that was freestyle, Like
all right, settle down, subtle down. So Rachel shows off
(43:29):
her strength. What does that mean? Let me see?
Speaker 3 (43:32):
Hold on, hold on, what is this Rachel? Who's Rachel?
I don't even know that there is a Rachel somebody.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
Peggy was a dancer, Okay, I'm behind Yeah, then they
Mel's Angels do a cheer.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
To straight up. Yeah, past all that.
Speaker 3 (43:51):
I yeah, blue team wins because of course, like the
yellow team was pretty bad.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
Winners are the blue team.
Speaker 3 (43:57):
The non Diane team wins, obviously, and there's a rose
on the table.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
Then I trove. Blonde has two boys. I'm bored.
Speaker 1 (44:05):
Okay, yes, Blonde Monica that's her name. She gets one
on one time and she's like, I'm from tip Below
and I got a scholarship to USC. And what happened
was I got a scholarship to US, say, and then
I came into the USC, and then I got a divorce.
Then I got and then COVID happened. Oh no, no,
(44:27):
this was kind of sad. She goes, Then I got remarried,
and then my husband died during COVID. Yeah, so she
was married to the new husband for twelve years, but
then he died during COVID. I don't know if he
died of COVID, but he died during COVID. Right they
had Yeah, I didn't. Yeah, I just I was like,
(44:49):
I had so much talking is going on. Then she
starts crying. That was like, I hate it when I
go to restaurants and not see kibbles, and like, I
have to get my own takeout, and I.
Speaker 2 (44:59):
Know that you know that he's so mad. That's all
I ever do.
Speaker 3 (45:02):
I mean, I love the idea of taking out and
watching shows by myself. I mean I actually like it,
so maybe I'm different. But also calm the fuck down
and be alone for eight seconds. True, Okay, And then
somebody about Debbie Diana Ross. She calls her daughter, and
her daughter is like, Mom, I'm performing it.
Speaker 2 (45:19):
Okay, rat stage for Diana Ross right now? That was Cindy.
Speaker 1 (45:25):
Okay, so but so first Debbie, the one with the
that's definitely had a facelift, but she's pretty. I just whatever,
it doesn't matter. We go through a bunch of them
really quick. Then yes, we get to this one, who
I think is I really like her. I think she's
seems the most normal. One of the reasons that I
(45:46):
didn't like her is just because her first thing was like,
I want to be Cinderella. I want to find my
prince Charming. Because her name is Cindy. She's got the
kind of reddish hair and the blue eyes. Yes, and
she's the one whose daughter sense of video and is like,
I got a backstage at the Hollywood.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
Bowl, Right, it's pretty cool. That was pretty cool. Yeah,
And so mel Mel's like, I think I'm addicting. She's
going far. Yeah, I think so. So then it's time
for him to give out the group date rose. Uh oh,
I know, I know why.
Speaker 1 (46:18):
Okay, So Cindy the one the she kisses him, they
have a kiss, and then they have another kiss, and
then they have another kiss. So she's like, I kissed
him like five times, yeah, and she's like, I'd do six.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
So that was nice. Yeah, So she gets the rose.
Speaker 3 (46:32):
Yeah yeahich is nice actually, because I don't like it
when they do a bait and swedge. You just made
out with that woman for the longest, give her the rose.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
Agree. I'm totally with you on that.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
So now it's time for the pool party, which is
really like the cocktail party, but there's a lot of
serious editing going on because they're trying to bring it
down to an hour. They're trying to do all the
things but bring it in in an hour.
Speaker 2 (46:56):
Well, I got.
Speaker 3 (46:57):
Peg Peg, who we love had a kind of a
weird She's like, so are you retired, and he's like nope,
and he's very he's not apologetic about it.
Speaker 2 (47:03):
He's like, no, I like working. She's like.
Speaker 3 (47:07):
That might be I want to travel. It's like okay, yeah,
but like he's gonna calm down. Yes, yes he wants
to work.
Speaker 2 (47:15):
Let him work.
Speaker 3 (47:15):
And he just was not having he wasn't He's not
interested really in what anyone else has. You know, He's
sort of like, yep, any other questions.
Speaker 2 (47:22):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (47:23):
Do you have a question for her about diffusing the bombs?
Speaker 2 (47:29):
So then I have this written down. I just wrote,
this is before the Peggy think, but I wrote Terry,
who I think is the pediatric dentist. She might be
the puppeteer, And then I wrote, no, she's not the puppeteer,
but I think she is the puppeteer. We'll never know.
And then I just wrote, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (47:47):
She's pretty okay, because fantastic. She's a little bit like
I feel like Terry.
Speaker 2 (47:53):
We would like her.
Speaker 1 (47:55):
She's got like kind of the dark straight hair, and
she says she's like more a little more subtle. I
don't know, I like her okay, but anyway, yeah, so
I'm looking for.
Speaker 2 (48:07):
All the time right.
Speaker 3 (48:09):
Then where there's that And I don't know what the
poem was. She has some sort of poem Okay.
Speaker 2 (48:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (48:16):
But then Cindy starts getting mad the redhead. Cindy gets
mad because Nicole is just all over him in the pool.
Speaker 2 (48:24):
She's just snaking out with him, hugging him like legs
around him. She climbs and he's into it. Yes, which
is weird.
Speaker 1 (48:33):
Stop well, like I don't know, everybody's getting annoyed. Everybody's like,
this is ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (48:42):
But yeah, no, it was gross. I wrote, yeah, this
kind of sucks. Yeah, she's Cindy's getting jealous. Okay, So
then now we're kind of popping over to the next
rose ceremony.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (48:53):
Kind of seemed to happen quickly, Like you said, there's
a lot of build up to that. But then I wrote, yes,
it's time for another rose ceremony.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
Oh, I guess we're doing it. We're doing this. Okay,
we're getting rid of four women, so on night one,
we're getting down to thirteen.
Speaker 3 (49:09):
I like that for them and us. So we have Debbie,
we have okay.
Speaker 1 (49:15):
So Cindy already has a rose, right, and then rock
Sand gets a rose. We don't really know much about
her she's very pretty long hair. Debbie gets a rose,
Jerry gets another rose.
Speaker 3 (49:30):
Then and then Yeah, a lot of them keep saying like, oh,
I'm worried all these other girls. They keep saying girls,
and I just wish they'd say women. And I'm not
really like that. I don't know why I care and
say girls. That's fine, but they said it so many
times it was making me uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (49:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (49:44):
Then Monica Tupeloo gets one. Blondieh then Monica b flight
attendant gets one. Then Carol who is Freddie Freeman's aunt
of course, of course. Then and then he bond affuser
of course. Than Nicole the sexual assaulting yoga instructor, of course,
(50:06):
then Robin the one that looks like Faith, then full
time mom Amy and again I wrote really, and then
it's Terry, So I don't know who you were talking about. Yeah,
Terry is who I want. Yeah, but Terry was kept
saying like, oh God, I hope I get a rose,
and I was like, shit, I hope.
Speaker 2 (50:23):
She gets a rose too.
Speaker 1 (50:24):
But I wrote, I think it's gonna be Carla the
ex model, but I'm hoping for Terry. This is just
me taking notes. I'm like I'm hoping it's Terry. Please
let it be Terry. Please let it be Terry. And
then I wrote, oh my god, she got it.
Speaker 3 (50:37):
Terry got it. I'm so excited she got it. So
I just wrote poor Diane. But also, obviously right doesn't
make it. I don't think she wanted to be there anyway,
so by.
Speaker 2 (50:50):
Yeah, and then I'm not, I'm yeah. I don't really
know who else, but who cares? Fucking I mean, we
did it, We did it.
Speaker 3 (50:57):
We're happy to be back, We're happy that you here,
and we're going to say hi to a couple of
our friends over on Patreon, which any way, you should
be on Rose Pricks Patreon if you're not, it's good.
Speaker 2 (51:08):
That's why Goossen.
Speaker 1 (51:09):
Happens because a lot of we have stuff from all over,
from Bachelor Universe, from housewives, and on our patreons is
where we talk gossip from what's going on.
Speaker 3 (51:20):
Yeah, and you know, if you want to get like,
they can write us a note. Don Lee could write
us a note. Kathy Calman could write us like, give
us a recommendation for Sarah Baker, Jenny Harden, Jane McMurray,
and Yarbro.
Speaker 2 (51:33):
You want to take it home.
Speaker 1 (51:34):
Cherry Shannon, and we're missing our other Sherry, so get
back on here. Paul Paully Sullivan, Sid Weldon, Lauren Barnes,
Kelly d Andrea Crawford, and Dick.
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Frolicker Frollicker, and our friend Jean Vape uses his shout
for charities. He uses it for Houses into Homes. That's
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Also, my friend personal friend of mine. My other friend
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Personal personal friend of mine. I trust him with my life.
He's a car broker and it can save you so
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you don't have to live in call Dorado. You definitely
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It helps with trauma. So if you're looking for something different,
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Speaker 3 (53:16):
Yes, you guys, thank you for being here. Don't forget
to listen to part one. You've got a lot of
stuff up if you want. If you want a little
extra of us just being crazy, listen to board AF
that's in your feed too, so don't forget.
Speaker 1 (53:27):
Yeah, and also, we did another Hollywood cringe and we
posted it last night.
Speaker 2 (53:34):
Yes it's a good one.
Speaker 3 (53:35):
I have to say, not that they're not all good,
but like any chance we have a chance to talk
about Corey Feldman, I am all up in it, so
check that out.
Speaker 2 (53:44):
It's all there for the tape. Yep, all right, everybody.
We love you guys, bye, love you bye.
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