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Speaker 1 (00:14):
Hello everybody. So sorry, sorry, sleep for a second. I'm
so tired. It's me Cecily Nobler here with Stephanie Wilder
Taylor and we are doing our Hollywood cringe, Hollywood cringe, Holiday.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Grange cringe cringe.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
We started it out like a joke and now it's
no joke to us.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
We love it. We love it. We're deadly serious. We're
shit serious. Is that an expression? It should be unrelated?
So serious quick, before we get into this.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
I am so obsessed with the TV, the television show,
the Hulu show English Teacher. I cannot get enough of
this show. I watched the first season and laughed. I
probably watched the first season twice, all all episodes twice,
and then it just dropped. Season two just dropped, and
I am just enjoying myself so much. I don't have
that much going on.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
English Teacher. It's called just English Teacher.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
It's Brian what's his face, Brian Jordan Alvarez I think
is his name. It's so fucking good. I don't even
know how to explain. It's just a comedy and it's
so it's so good. It's so good. Okay, I love it,
that's right, that's enough Hollywood French for today.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yeah, I guess we're done well. I mean, is it
is it for it? Say? Is it British? It is
not British? It is like I can't believe I think
you've said.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
I think I sent you a clip because this he's
an English you know, a high school English teacher, and
he's always you know, dealing with students, I mean everybody.
It's very thirty rock, Like it's not as quick paced,
but that it's that kind of humor and like one
of the kids, they were like all freaking out and
one of the kids was kind of crying and they're
like why are you crying? And they're like did you
not hear about Cassandra? Like, uh, what's going on? Cassandra's
(02:03):
right there. It's like what's going on? Cassandra? And she's
like I just got diagnosed with asymptomatic autism.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
It's like what do you mean?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
As she was like I don't have any symptoms, Like
you wouldn't know it unless you just like knew it,
you know, And they're all just holding her and he's
trying and he's like gen X kind of trying to
be He's like, Okay, well, I want to be respectful
of that, but like I just hear, but I don't
totally get it, Like what when And she's like.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
You wouldn't get it? Of course not. It's totally our humor.
You're gonna love it. That is funny.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
My kids and I have have some jokes like that,
like what, I Don't'm not trying to mate put you
on this just like about people.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Well, I don't want to get I don't want to
get canceled. Okay, okay, that's fair, I get it. We
just have jokes.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
We just have jokes about how about like even with
each other about like, oh is that is that the ADHD?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Or is that your.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
People get so mad when about the ADHD for some reason, right,
And I told you I was like I used to
I guess a little bit like why is everyone just
self diagnosing? But then when I got the diagnosis, I
was like, yeah, that's right, And then I get mad.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Then people are like, okay, you don't have that. I'm like,
have you met me?
Speaker 4 (03:19):
I do.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Then I'm arguing as to whether I have ADHD, which
I have the most of it.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Yeah, you're like I.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
All ore than anybody here, But you know what speaking
of Adhd, we've this is Hollywood cringe and people are
here get our takes on celebrity.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
I know, let's start with Seleni Gomez just because it's
such a big story and we'd be ridiculous not to
cover this. I want to say something very positive in
a world of a nightmare of a world right now.
I love Benny Blanco. I love this couple. I love
them for each other. They are goals and I'm not
even joking. I fucking love the whole thing's a vibe.
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He's just cool. He's like is a producer, a nerdy
Jewish guy from you know, I think Brooklyn. He's a
like a record he writes songs and he's a like
a record like cool, kind of a Jack Antonoff, but
like more sincere is the grive I got from him.
He's just kind of weird, crazy hair.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
He's what I love. He's like not necessarily.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
I mean, obviously he's a good looking guy, and she
finds him the most beautiful, but he's not like traditionally
like holy shit, and I love that.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
I love that she they were friends for a long time.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
They were they were they were buddies, and she didn't
really see it until like sort of one day she
saw it kind of thing, you know.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Like it's just cute and she's so just cure.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yeah, they did a whole interview. They did a very
I think it was for interview magazine, I think, which
is confusing to people that's called that.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
But they did a thing.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I think he was into her first, yeah, and then
she took her a minute, but once they clicked, like
he's just so in awe of her and she's so
in awe of him, and not not in a way
that that could fade. They just like see each other
beyond just their careers. Like he likes that she's kind
of mopey. He kind of makes a joke that she's
just very like, you know, her songs are a little
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you know, like he likes the side of her.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
I mean so far. But they've been together for a
few years and there's been no drama, no cheating.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
It's just wasn't okay, don't I don't know. That's why
I'm asking you. But wasn't there some story about like that?
Was there another girl? Did he have like an ex
girlfriend that she was kind of feeling jealous of.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I don't remember that it's very possible. I'm sure everybody
has a moment of that, but probably okay. But I
also love her, like I like their little squad. I
like the Taylor Swift of it all. That's like her
bestie Taylor. So Taylor flew in and landed in near
Santa Barbara, I guess. And then it was Friday, so
it for those who don't know, this past Saturday, it
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rained in Los Angeles, which is very rare. But on
the day that she it was not raining. There's no
sign of rain, and she disguised herself with an umbrella,
which kind of made me laugh because it's like that
doesn't really high. Why don't you disguise yourself with like
a big diamond, Like that's gonna make people look at
you more. We know it's Taylor Swift back there. You're
six foot tall, blonde hair coming out like you don't
have to be that, you know what I mean. It's like,
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you don't have to hide yourself that much. But then
turned out she was right. It did rain the next day,
So I'm gonna give her once again, Taylor Swift wins everything.
But all the people that were there, all her her
coast Steve Martin. Martin Shore was there without his girlfriend
Meryl Street because she was shooting. She's on Devilwar's prowder
right now. I still love that story so much. Paul
(06:39):
Rudd was just like all you know, famous people there.
There was a little bit of drama because TMZ reports
that her mom was upset that she was not invited
to walk Selena down the aisle. She had they had
asked her grandpa. I don't know, I think there's some
mom stuff there, but I'm like, just relax, you got invited.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Chill out. Yeah, so they were they like are they fuding?
Her mom don't have their feuding.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
I just think maybe she wanted her grandpa, like it's
her wedding. Maybe the mom's like kind of controlling. They
were Ralph Lauren, but.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Then a little bit of a little bit of a.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
This has nothing to do with Selena except that her
ex boyfriend, Justin Bieber, and remember they were together for
a very long time. That was a very big relationship
for both of them. He was not invited, though I
thought they were on pretty decent terms. I don't think
Selena doesn't really speak out much on it. But the
day that they got married, the Saturday they got married.
Bieber was like posting all these weird like reels on
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Instagram of himself all shirtless.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Playing basketball, which were allowed to do people love to throw, Like, oh,
he's freaking out.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
It's like, I think it might be a little unrelated
until he set a song the background songs about marriage,
So that is kind.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Of weird, I guess.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
I mean he's saying something, but nobody really like people
were trolling him, but nobody cares that much to try
to figure out what he's trying to say.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
People were rolling and like, move on, the love of
your life just got married. What do you think? It's like, Amn,
why do you want Bieber to hurt? Let him to be?
And also how does Haley get hurt in all that?
You know what I mean? Like she's doing her best?
Speaker 4 (08:14):
Yeah she?
Speaker 3 (08:14):
I mean, he's clearly clearly, I don't know how many
how many more signs we can get he's he's hurting,
he's having some illness issues, so like, yeah, why do
you got to come for him when she's exactly trying
to hang in there?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
You know?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Yeah, I'm with you on that.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
So that's that is that that is that big spectacular
thing I wasn't invited. I thought I would be, but
I I wasn't. I couldn't have gone anyway. I would
have gone, I think to that had I been included,
like that'd be a fun party.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
So that happened. But I am happy, Like I said,
that's just I like his vibe.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Yeah, do you want me to give you like a
like a slightly more details about so it says Selena
fan and Selena's fans have also hated on Haley for years.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Did you know that? Of course? Well, the two women.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Have always denied drama between them, and Haley even liked that,
you know now we say liked for like thumbs up
or whatever. Her engagement news back in December. Looks like
these two didn't end up getting the invite to the wedding,
though not a total shocker. And then what's the.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Oh, yeah, they were like going and doing errands or whatever,
and Haley went to the DNA. Yeah it's not the
top of her thoughts. She's got a kid.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
But by the way, there's also a picture, okay, of
Justin Bieber going to hang out. It says he was
spotted outside a music studio chatting with a friend and
then they showed there's a picture of him, and I
just want to tell you that he is still very
much wearing jeans that go b low the butt like below,
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Like that used to be a thing old hip hop
where your whole butt is on top of the waistband
of he wore those jeans.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Oh yeah, I wore those jeans kind of you ever
wear boxers? Do you ever wear There was a there
was like a month where I would wear like men's
boxers with those jeans, Like in the nineties, I was
like salt and I was Salt and Peppa many many,
many ways.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
But yeah, but you.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Know when they wear them and it's so over the
top because it's literally your whole your whole butt is out.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
He's still doing that. Why a little stuck, He's a
little off. I think you're right.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
I think he's something's going on. I think it got
made worse by the Diddy stuff. Yeah, I think he's Yeah,
I think it's really pulling up some memories from him,
and he's embarrassed and he doesn't want to you know,
this poor thing.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
He needs help. But no, but is it all like
that's a while. It's like he has been like this
a minute. But also is he doing too much like
weird self help shit that's not real? Do you know
what I mean?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Possibly like like Kelly Wolf is his life? Yes, yes,
that will not stop posting. She got her, she got
her phone back, she's but we're not going to get Now,
why don't you lead us into the next non story
and then I'm going to tell you I have some
very funny Sasha Baron Cohen News, Okay, lead us into
the nonab.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Okay, So there's this non story which is that okay,
and this has been a headline in a lot of places,
so you know you're going to click right because it says,
and especially with what's going on these days in the news,
it says Ryan Reynolds hurled profanity at wife Blake Lively
during quote desperate call with Bill Murray. Now, if you
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didn't know anything about the story, what would you think
is going on?
Speaker 4 (11:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Who knows that she's being abusive?
Speaker 1 (11:58):
And I got to tell you, I write for I
write for a publication, and we are not allowed to
do that. And anytime we've tried to do those things
because we want the clicks ourselves, our boss is like
absolutely not, absolutely not. You cannot put don't don't you
can't put You'll never believe what happens next. You can't
put any of that in the headlines. So I'm just
saying it's just funny that like, but then I bet
(12:19):
you the New York Post gets more clicks, you know,
like people click on that.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
I clicked on it too. Yeah, I was not, okay.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
I was like, I have a feeling this is going
to be sort of a non story because if he
really was being like abusive to his wife, I think
it would be an even bigger story.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
But then, but then, you know, you have to say,
you have.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
To ask yourself self, you know, with all that's going
on with Blake, is it possible that he's just like
had enough and was like some set at her and
it was like stop stop.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Yeah, you know, no, that is.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Totally That's why we all put on it as it
is possible. They made it just enough possible that you're like,
and that wasn't the story. He's doing a documentary about
Oh sorry, I took it over. No no, no, no, go ahead,
tell us he's doing a documentary about John Candy and
really obviously needed Bill Murray in that, you know, and
he's trying to call him, and Bill's kind of how
difficult to get a hold of right in his own
(13:20):
Bill Murray world probably drunk on a golf course. So
he's also and he's like, ahh, so they're about to
go into this event, he and Blake.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
And he and Blake and Blake lively and.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Then Bill finally calls and Blake, of course this this track,
She's like, we got to go in. I could totally
see her not giving a shit about what Ryan Reynolds
cares about and we got to go in right now.
And he was like, fuck you, Bill Murray's calling. So
that was the profanity. And I don't think that Blake
even cared. She's probably like, I'll just say, you see,
you know.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
They were joke. He's joking. Oh my god. And let
me say this.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
One of the things that we used to love about
them is they were known for like trolling each other
and being really funny and being like fake insulting of
each other right on social media, which I always thought
was absolutely adorable.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
I like that, like they take.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
The piss out of each other and tell each other
to fuck off and like make jokes about like you're
you know, my next husband or whatever.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Right, it's they're funny.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
So to knuk that down and make people think like,
and you know that there are people that are like,
oh my.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
God, he really spoke to her that way, that's so rude.
Right now, I told you the story that I heard
about Ryan. I've heard many stories from different people, but
one was that they were in a car with him
and he was married to or dating Scarlett Johanson at
the time.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Were they married or dating one of them?
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Alanis one of them, he was just engaged to but
never got married. That might have been Alanis, Yeah, I
think so, and then Scarlett. I think he married. But
he was on the phone with Scarlet, and all person
I know could hear was Ryan's side, but it was
not good, like he wasn't being very nice. Now, that
has nothing to do with this story, because we don't
think that's what was going on there. But I've told.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Me that story before. And why did I think that
the story was that she was being like a pain
in the ass. Well, I think maybe both of them were.
I think maybe both of them possibly.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
I thought, like I remember the story being him having
to like seriously placate her.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
I wasn't there, So I don't know, but I know
that there was like strut like I don't well, I know,
you think. I don't think he's perfect. I think he
can be a little bit of a twat sometimes, but
that's you know, that's relationships.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Well obviously and obviously he is standing up for We
don't think that Blake Lively is being super great.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
And no, no, no, no, I mean we had to
pick a side. We are. Our thoughts and prayers go
to go to Justin Baldoni. We've made that name we.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Didn't know until a year ago, a name we'd never
heard of except for a couple of people that watched
him on like a.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
C W show, Doones come on the Baldones Bones.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Even use yours names around his niece.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
I mean, it's just so funny that like that's that's
the news.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
That's the way it goes.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Like you're you're just walking along and you don't know anything,
and all of a sudden, this is the name that
you're talking about. Yes, Justin, Yes, we are taking aside
and we we and God that trial is going to
start next year unless. I mean, I'm just shocked that
it hasn't been settled. Yet if I were, they are
both digging in their heels. And I mean, I guess
if you pay, if you settle, it's going to look
bad on you.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
So they're both just going to go to trial and
hope for the best. But we are going to cover that.
But let me say, let me say this, which kind
of brings this story home. You know, the Ryan Reynolds thing,
but he sounds a little bit obsessive. And if I'm
Ryan Rench, just in this story.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
About Bill Murray, it's says he recalled leaving forty messages
for Bill Murray in an attempt to get him to
participate in the documentary. Surely he was kidding, I don't
think so, because it goes on it says he got
he finally got the actor's phone number from a friend
of a friend of a friend and he left a
voicemail requesting the opportunity to pick his brain. I'll come
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to you whatever it takes. So then Bill Murray responds
at some point, but then doesn't then doesn't respond again.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
So he's started calling calling him and calling him, and
then he had his kid like make a voicemail message
for him or make a video. And because he was like, well,
if you're not going to respond to a kid, you're
like a dick.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
So that's kind of cute. I think it's cute. We
would be the same way. You and I are both
pretty obsessed. If you were trying to do a story
and someone said or you were trying to do an interview,
someone said they were going to do it, you just
almost had him probably ask a few times.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
I don't know about forty I would not ever bug
somebody like forty times. I think that would. I would
be very scared that they would think I'm absolutely crazy.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
I feel like he was exaggerated, but who knows. But
he got it, he got what if.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
He wasn't exaggerating, And he's the kind of guy who,
like when he's upset about something or whatever, like goes crazy,
which is sort of what Justin Baldoni was saying. That's
all about not about Yeah, that's a good point, well
about both of them, that they were like going, they
were obsessed. They wouldn't leave him alone about it, you know.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Yeah, which we heard all those like late night voicemails
that she was leaving too.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Yeah, like there's some weird there's some weird now speaking
to him, this is unrelated to the next story.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
This will be like a what do you call it,
a palette palin ernzer huh, like a sorbet. Remember how
I got obsessed for a while and I made this
connection because Ryan Reynolds always was sort of trying to
do a Jim Carrey.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
We can't we can't forget that.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
He started out just completely copying Jim Carrey, like in
facial expressions and weird like it was.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
It was fine. I understand that was one of his idols.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
He's a Canadian comic, I get it, you know, but
he was doing Jim Carrey. And I recently reheard that
song can I See Wan Today? And I can't stop
singing it. Remember that song? I played it for you
on board A Yes, I made you listen to it.
How oh my god, Jim Carrey did this thing on
I think in Living Color, and he was just this
like soul singer.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
It was just bizarre.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
He was just this really cheesy singer with a mullet
and he's like wearing like a sparkly like black like
rhinestone blazer and it's crazy and he's.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Like lady late lateh.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
He's like singing some weird, you know, slow jam song,
and then when it gets to the chorus, he's like,
let me.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Ask you one thing. Can I see one today? And
it's a really good song.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
And then the weird part about it is I love
that song, and I love Jim Carrey, and I just
any of his like nonsensical rants or whatever it is
that he's done or not done. I still love him.
I will stand by him, will stand by that forever.
I love him. But today I'm scrolling in stareels and
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I see it. I see it and I'm like, God,
that's so real. It doesn't look like Jim Carrey looks
exactly the same. But I'm like, it doesn't look like
Jim Carrey. It's his voice singing that song. Like, but
it kind of looks like THEO Vaughn. But what But
I guess they look alike. I mean because I have
face blindness anyway, So I'm like, I guess that's Jim
Carrey and I just misremembered his face. So then I
look at the I look at the comments and people
are like, ah, THEO is so funny. Who knew he
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could sing? And then finally I see that's not that's
that's like AI. That's like they put his face on
Jim Carrey, Like, that's definitely Jim Carrey's thing. They just
put Theo's face on it, which were proves that we're living.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
In a fight. You know, people do that. You can
put your face in AI. You can. You can just easily.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Anybody can do that, like for fun, Like it's like
a deep fake whatever. But it was either that or
he was dressed up up that way and copied it.
But I don't think that he would do that, Like,
I don't think he would put on all that. He
just doesn't strike hisone to put on an outfit and
and dance, you know, Like I think it was just
a I it was a face what do you call it?
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Like a reface thing, So they put his face on.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
We're just going to make up. God, it's called somebody
made them for me and they're really fun.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
They put me They put my face over the woman
in the Rio Drandrum's Rio video when she's on the
boat and she turns, so it's my face. Pretty cool.
It's called reface. Anyway, I got confused because that happened.
But if you do yourself a favor and just type
in Jim Carrey titty and enjoy that. Now that's a
good segue into my next story.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Speaking of titties. Okay, Sasha Baron Cohen borat may will
you do it please? My wa my wife.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
I like the idea of not be able to do its.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Doing it on the Bachelor, right or like the Bachelor,
we were losing her mind, Aidenhiden.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Oh Brayden, oh wow wow.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
So he was married to Eila Fisher for a very
long time. They had kids together. I've met them a
number of times and they were both actually quite lovely,
but her especially, she was She is a really nice
woman who's really involved in her kids' lives, and she's cool.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
He's he was too, you know, was he He's all right, Yeah,
yeah he was. He was around.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
So now that they've split, which they are allowed to split,
I think that was a long time coming. I think
she finally was just like yeah, no, no thanks. He
is now allegedly dating a twenty something only fans model.
Now here's the thing that made me laugh. Right, they
were spotted getting cozy. She's like twenty eight in his fifties.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
What else.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
But his pr team was all over it, and they
were like no, no, no, no, no no no no, no
no no. They were just having dinner and according to
her her team, he was quote the perfect gentleman. And
this made me so mad because that's not even his brand.
Like let's say, you know what I mean, that makes
no sense. Yes, would not, and it's not her brand either.
That's not her brand either. It's so honestly, it would
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be like if like Leo DiCaprio, they're like the problems
is like Leo DiCaprio was spotted dating a seventy five
year old.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
You're like, he would never, and then you look at
the small print and it's.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Like Leo DiCaprio's cousin was seen dating a seventy five
year old because he's ninety, right, he's still old, much older,
he's ninety five. I mean, give me a break. Also, like, okay,
so they were just having a dinner. He just happened
upon a twenty eight year old OnlyFans model.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
He was againting in this business.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
They were having a business meeting because he's always been
just real curious about OnlyFans and just how because he's
like I'm just a movie star, Like I just make
kind of like prank movies. But like, I've always been
very fascinated in OnlyFans and like I met an OnlyFans.
Speaker 5 (24:12):
Model, not only on the street, but yeah, and she
gave me her card and it said OnlyFans, and I
was like, that is so funny.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
That's hilarious because I've just been really wanting to like
learn about it.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
That's all. That's what happened. Oh my god, all these
people that want to read into it.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
It's ridiculous. But he's got to talk. Everybody's got something
to say, everybody's I mean, it's just hilarious to me that, like, Okay, look,
live your life. I guess, live your life. I'm sure
that's not super fun for Aila. But from what I've
heard over the years, this guy hasn't been super faithful.
I don't know if they had an open relationship.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Or she's not happy with him. No, no, she's saying
he's awful. Did she say that? She did say something?
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Oh yeah, you have that. I mean I could look
it up. Hold on, let me see, yeah, look it up.
I'm going to look up something too. While you're looking
that up.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
I love Fisher about about sawshh never forget that it's
spelled it while you're while you're waiting, remember those.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Stopped. It's a question, can I see one? I mean,
it's a good song. I remember that. That was that's
Jim Carrey.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Okay, here's here's a little something after hold on, no, no, no,
I cannot have just played that and then did you
not hear that?
Speaker 2 (25:49):
I heard it. It was very funny.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Yeah. I just wanted to recognize it. I just needed
to hear it.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Hear it. Oh no, I heard it. I heard it, okay.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
After finalizing her divorce from Sasha Baron Cohen earlier this year,
Isla Fisher shared a cheeky comment referencing marriage and people
think there might be an underlying meaning to her marriage.
To her message, they announced.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Blah blah blah. She revealed her they were embroided in
a big court battle, and she says sorry. They have
to of course read her thing that she said, which
was just basically, we will respect each other if.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
They haven't shared too much about the reason behind the divorce,
but they said the split was amicable.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Now, just one month.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
After their marriage was officially dissolved, she shared an interesting
quote on her Instagram story regarding women and their lack
of desire to get married nowadays, she posted this, Oh okay, so,
so for all all of those men who say, why
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buy the cow when you can get the milk for free,
here's an update for you. Nowadays, eighty percent of women
are against marriage. Why because women realize it's not worth
buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
Oooh yeah, so she posts it back for all interesting.
I mean, yeah, I saw that coming. I will say
(27:23):
saw that coming. Yeah, But yeah, I just like that.
He's so cliche. I remember Drew Carrey did the same thing.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
It made us so sad because we love Drew Carrey
is a very sweet man, but immediately all over the
place with a only bands model in her twenties, which
I mean, it's a job.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
It's a job.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
Here's the thing before we get to our last story,
unless we want that last story to be our Patreon
up to you.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
I think we do the story. We're here on cringe.
We don't have to make it too crazy. But yeah,
I think we do it here.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Okay, but then, what was I just going to say
about that?
Speaker 4 (28:03):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (28:04):
I know, I was just gonn.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
I was just gonna say a thing that we always say,
which is, you know, this is why if you're gonna
be with a guy, go ahead and be with the
cute guy. Because it's we've said this many times. It's
the whole thing of like never you know, uh oh,
make an ugly woman your wife is not true because
the problem is that those guys, those nerds then find
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out that like, oh my gosh, I used to I
never thought I could get like hot girls, and now
that I can, that's all That's what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
That's all I want, right, so right, and.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
They're all gonna continue. There's no lessons learned. No, they
never learn, you know, like they love it. They're crazier,
the better, the hotter, as long as they're hot, right, right.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
And it's true because women will date like the you know,
kind of cute, nerdy, funny chubby guy, right and guys,
guys will not do that. They're not going to just
date the cute, funny chubby girl. Hot guys aren't and
you know, because they feel like they don't have to.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
And fuck that.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Fuck it all, Sierras law, Okay, sorry, let's do our
last story, all right, Let's do the story, because this
is a story I was very excited about. It's it's
Hollywood cringe related because there's going to be a lot
of famous people that we name. But there's been a
lot of controversy about these comedians doing this Saudi Saudi
Comedy Festival, a comedy festival in Saudi Arabia. Okay, so
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a lot of people are doing it, and a lot
of in some comics have some stuff to say about it.
I'm going to read you some of the people, some
of these comedians. I think it's ongoing. It's like a
long festival for like a week. I think it might
be happening now. Some of the world's best known comedians,
including Dave Chappelle, Pete Davidson, Louis c k and Bill Burr,
have been dubbed sellouts for taking apart in a Saudi
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state sponsored comedy fest in the wake of another journalist's
killing and reported rise and executions for non lethal and
drug related crimes, along with long prison sentences imposed for
social media posts. You know, you know whatever. So, as
you said, how do you pronounce that the Rida the
riod Sorry comedy fest hosted now it's hosted by Saudi
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Arabia's government. This is a little bit different than some
of the I mean, this is different than like the
people are there's a big people are opposing. They signed
a whole long thing that they won't work with Israeli
filmmakers with this, which is so shitty to me. Israeli
filmmakers have nothing to do with the Israeli government and
Yaho or anything. And I am disgusted by the people
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that sign that. And then there's a counter signature of
people like Leave Schreiber and Naomi Watts and you know,
a lot of really great people that signed the other
one and said, fuck you don't sign that. So now
everyone's just signing things. Now we got this, and then
we signed this about this, Now we got this. But
this one is a little different because it's literally hosted
by the government of Saudi Arabia. Yeah, and you could
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argue that you don't want to take away the funny
from the people.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Those people deserve to see comedy. It's not their fault.
It's out the argument here.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Well, you could say, you could say that, but I'm
just giving that counter in case someone will say that.
But I disagree, because this is so this is so strange.
So it's a big it says, it's a lucrative gig.
It's obviously huge, huge money, big named comedians as the
country expands its entertainment sector as part of it's called
Saudi Vision twenty thirty. The initiative is the brainchild of
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Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salmon. Salmon also includes the
highly controversial golf tournament I don't know what that is,
and investments in their venture capital and stuff like that.
They're raising a bunch of money. Other a list comedians
on the bill over the next week include Kevin Hart,
Whitney Cummings, as these, Gabriel and Gleasias, Tom I never
(31:53):
know how to pronounce Segura, segura, and then Sebastian's.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Something Keoni or whatever his name is, snack something.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
It doesn't look like that, but yes that maniscoto or something. Yes, yes,
according to the event's website. So that's I mean, So
that's that's a lot going on here. The performers are
believed to be making anywhere from several hundred thousand to
more than a.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Million, according to a comedian who was previously invited.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Few performers have promoted the show on social media, so
I guess they're not even like even Kevin Hart's like,
I'm not gonna mention it.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Well, I do also want A.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
Couple of them were saying that the big thing was.
They're like, yeah, I'm doing it for the money. Yeah, yeah,
no for sure, for sure, which is so gross.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
And Mark Maren, your boyfriend has come out and he's like,
how do you even promote that? Comedian Mark Maren joked
during a stand up set this week from the Folks
that brought you nine to eleven, two weeks of laughter
in the desert, don't miss it.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
I mean that is pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
Yes, he wasn't the only comedian or social media figure
who addressed this. Let me just get down to that.
We know that someone named Jack Kennedy a podcaster.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Do you know him?
Speaker 1 (33:03):
No, just called them sellouts, just a couple of writers
and sellouts. Sean Gillis was one of those. Gilds was
one of them. Gillis whatever, he's so famous? Are you
serious right now? You don't know?
Speaker 2 (33:18):
I know who he is.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
I watched him. I watched him host SNL. He was
the one that was was going to be a cast member. Right,
yes him, yes, yes, no, I know him, but I
just never taken his name in. I had this argument
with my friends a couple of weeks ago when Nate
Forgots he was hosting an Emmys and like a bunch
of my friends.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
I've never heard of him.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
I'm like, well, that just makes me feel crazy, and
they're like, not my kind of thing. So then it
makes you feel bad because you're like, I like him,
I didn't like his Emmy.
Speaker 4 (33:45):
Well.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
Shane Gillis is a sort of a big name in
the fact that he's sort of associated with bro comedy,
but as of late he's been doing he's been speaking
up against kind of the whole broken and.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Esque shit, and he doesn't he So. The thing about
Shane Gillis is he has a brother with Down syndrome,
and so he does not take well to like any
you know, to like the the R word, and he
really refuses to be a part of that, which is ye, yeah,
well I like this and I like these saying he so.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
But Mark Maron did also note that he had not
been invited and joked it was easier to have integrity
without the paycheck.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
Tim Dillon, a comedian who was scheduled to perform, but
later pulled from the lineup.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
Oh, I didn't know he pulled it. Oh.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
He was later pulled from the lineup for joking about
quote slavery in Saudi Arabia, So they pulled him. He
didn't pull himself, right right? Yes, I do remember that
being the story.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
He said he was offered three hundred and fifteen thousand
dollars for one show. Let me repeat that, three hundred
and fifteen thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
He claimed his more famous colleagues were paid upwards of
one point six million for one ch hmm. Shane Gillis
said he was offered a spot and turned it down,
citing the Saudi's alleged involvement in funding the nine to
eleven terrorist attacks. He claimed that after he said no,
the festival doubled the offer, the original offer, and he
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said it was a significant bag, but I'd already said no,
and I took a principled stand.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
And then this other guy said, you don't nine eleven
your friends.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
I don't know about all that, but like, oh, social media,
and now this is very interesting.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
I'll leave you with this. But they specifically are calling
out Pete.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
Davidson because his dad, who was a New York City
fire was killed in nine to eleven. No, I don't know.
I mean, I'm just putting it out there. I'm gonna
just maybe even not have an opinion because I feel
like Pete.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Davidson has just been through enough. Can he do a show?
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
He can't just do a show. He's fucking crazy, and
I don't I don't think we just let him get
away with being a create everything. Yeah, I just okay.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
He defended his decision that he agreed to do the
performance after seeing the amount he was paid.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
Yeah, that's not oh, Jim Jefferies in.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
His decision, but because oh well yeah, but they're paying
me so much.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
What am I supposed to say no to that?
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Jim Jefferies is doing it too, uh, for the same
because the money. Basically he's like, yeah, you're gonna take
the fucking money.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
And then are you though? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (36:27):
And then somebody said Jim Jefferies said one reporter was
killed by the government, but not a fucking hill. I'm
going to die on Wait a minute, what he said
that these people are not good people. Jim Jefferies is
a dick. I met him at a party and he
was really mean to me. And I don't say that
very often. He might be great, I don't know, but
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he was very mean to me and like didn't need Well.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
The story we're telling isn't great, Like I don't know
how you lead into like, well, he might be great.
Not no, he we're literally talking about him not being
a good person right now, we're allowed. I think that's
very fitting that he did something shitty. It sounds like
he's a very shitty person.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
Well that's the thing. We're taking a.
Speaker 3 (37:09):
Principled stand against these people who are not taking a
principled stand, right I had a Okay, so I know
of somebody who h don't want to get myself in
trouble here, but who cares?
Speaker 2 (37:24):
Who cares?
Speaker 3 (37:24):
I know of somebody who did get asked to be
a commentator on the Saudi Golf tour. Okay, okay, that
was like.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
And I remember thinking at the time, and it was
just a similar situation where the person who I know,
this person threw was like, well they just made the
offer was so big, like she couldn't say no, you know,
And I do remember thinking, well, she could, you could
say no, like you you know what I mean. It's
just it's kind of shitty to just be like, well,
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I don't care.
Speaker 3 (38:02):
I don't care that like how many people, how many
reporters have been killed, and how they don't have the
how many human rights violations they have?
Speaker 2 (38:10):
I mean, like I'm getting paid over one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
You know, this isn't the first time this has been
going on forever. Mariah Carey is notoriously does those kind
of Saudi straight for the straight for the Prince, like
for the Prince's daughter's birthday kind of thing. You get
five million dollars to do one night own private and
now there's plenty. There's plenty of that, and it's a
it's a it's a murky line. Now, I was gonna
play you one thing out. Zach Woods, you know who
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I love God, I love him from the office and
many things.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
But he's just funny in his own right.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
He made a little TikTok video about this, Okay, if
I can get that up.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
About he liked a has a fake comedy show from
their homes and they're terrified. They just traumatize these families
and then they can never come home. Maybe this is
not a joke, and this is going on for.
Speaker 4 (38:58):
Years that this season has been like catch impact and
it's apprenticeship. But there's also a true crime element because
it violates international lawn people. Let's get our you know,
world Hannies gang up, which which high in our in
our rumps. Rights Watch is begging the Canadians not to
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participate in the whitewashing of the horrors that.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
Are ongoing and music. What a cock blot is for comedy.
Let's have some fun, Let's have some yucks, and.
Speaker 4 (39:33):
Let's not look too closely at anything.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
I'm a hypocrite too, Let's have some yugs. Stop getting
your comedy panties up in your rumps. Yeah, like like
stop looking so closely. Come on, guys, joy.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
All right, well we'll see how that goes.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
It'll just be forgotten and tomorrow's news. But it was
the news, so that's the news.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
Yup. Thanks for join I us on the cringe. Thanks,
bye bye bye, a little Pink and Piper