September 25, 2025 • 46 mins
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It's the first episode with our dude Mel who has a lot of explaining to do. But hey, we're here for the women and they do not disappoint. We have a bomb defuser, luxury yacht saleslady and at least one former model. Will Mel change our minds? Probably not. But will we have fun recapping this season? Definitely yes.
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It's the first episode with our dude Mel who has a lot of explaining to do. But hey, we're here for the women and they do not disappoint. We have a bomb defuser, luxury yacht saleslady and at least one former model. Will Mel change our minds? Probably not. But will we have fun recapping this season? Definitely yes.
Try out Mint Mobile, use code ROSEPRICKS to get three months of service for only 15 dollars a month! Mintmobile.com
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Speaker 1 (00:14):
What's up, everybody. Welcome to Rose Pricks. It's a big day.
This day almost didn't come because we almost had to
be boycotting ABC, but we didn't.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
And that's the funny thing is, yeah, we were going
to boycott the show before the other staff.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
There's been a lot of threatened boycotts between us.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
I mean, god, I'm trying to think of like, there's
a lot of Disney movies. I should have just boycotted
because they were so bad, true boycott because they brought
Tron back. I don't know why we're part of that.
I mean, honestly, what is Tron? Can you explain to me?
What's Tron? You saw it in the theater? What is it?
I don't know what?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Right? There was also that one with the big Puffy.
It was another Disney or Pixar or one of those movies.
It was like a big like like sort of like
the Pillsbury dough Boy kind of thing. Ghostbusters. No, this
(01:16):
was more like only only like ten fifteen years ago.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Any funny to do to somebody who's like not being there, like,
what is the thing? It's like part robot like Puffy
and you're like it's a wonderful life, just like guess
and be real snobby about it.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I don't know. Was it Worson Wells And you're like, no,
it's from like the soilent, soilent green, It's it's people.
Oh no, it's Disney. You mean like a Charlie Kaufman.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
No, not Charlie, like a Charlie Coffman, written though not directed,
but just written like a real smart Charlie.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
No. It had like it had like spacemen and like
they had big feet. Yeah, Michelle Gondry, I don't know.
I'm gonna start doing that to you anytime you can't
remember something, Okay, But here we are with mel Owens,
the Golden Bachelor that none of us wanted, especially after
he did that podcast.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
If you need a reminder, he went on a podcast
he's sixty six years old. I looked it up again
just to confirm he might be sixty seven now, but
he uh yeah. He went on a p and they're like,
what's your perfect age, lady, And he's like, oh, I
guess forty five to sixty, so twenty years younger to younger, right,
never up to never like up to his age, even
(02:35):
even pretending right. I mean, he knew he was on it.
He knows what a podcast is, right, Like, he knows,
does he? You think he's one of those people that's like,
I don't know, this is just going to go into
somebody's They're just going to listen for themselves.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
You know. What was funny was one of the women,
when she was kind of being sassy back to him
or we're talking to the other women, said something like, yeah,
that's my age range too, and then it was so
like oh my god, girl, And I was the what
is wrong with that? Like? What right? Because you know
he can do it right? Why wouldn't a woman be
able to Oh? Because that's so crazy in taboo that
(03:08):
a woman would say she was attracted to a man
twenty years younger.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Yeah, if she's sixty and he's forty, go girl, I don't.
I mean, I really don't care. I mean, look at Madonna,
look at Cher. We've talked about this. It's not really bad.
It's just that society decided one thing is okay and
one thing isn't. And society and these men type like
mel decided women they're like they're disposable. And I don't
mean just women his age. I mean women ten years
(03:33):
younger than him, right.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Well, that's because the value is, as we know, for women,
is the looks, and when the looks fade, they don't
have anything to offer. According to to some hashtag not
all people, I'm not saying. The way it's been is
like women are like how they look, and that's why
they're so constantly seeking plastic surgery. And we can't age.
(03:56):
And men are their accomplishments, So how much money they have,
what job they still have, so you know, he feels
The thing that's just so insulting is that the man
feels entitled because of what he's done with his life
to a woman who looks really good, and a woman,
if she continues looking really good, feels entitled to a
(04:16):
man who has money. And it's gross both ways. It's
gross both ways.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
I mean, that is so very true. It is what
you know, it is what it is. If it's a
if it works for both parties, you know, I get that.
But I also want to say when he mentioned his kids,
his oldest kid is just getting out of just graduating.
He's sixty six, so that means he had them at
forty eight.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Yes, and that's his oldest kid, So then he's popping
out kids.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
I don't know how many has, but I assume he's
popping them all out through his fifties. And that means
already that his ex is considerably younger.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Which is okay.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
We know that there's people that listen that have big
age differences in their relationships.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Like it's a thing, but like, of course it's a
thing for mel all right, he was twenty years older
than his ex wife. Who does he will things you
say about him? Right? Ooh, we should get into that.
We have talked about it. We talked about it on
a Patreon. We read a whole article, a whole thing
that I don't patreon. Oh got it. Yeah, that's the joke.
You're like, but you were on you were recording it
(05:15):
with me. Yeah, fine, Are you talking about a Charlie
Kaufman thing that that I did? No, it's you're talking.
It's Spike Jones directed.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
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obviously just terminator.
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Speaker 1 (06:42):
Hey all right, all right, all right, so listen all
that being said, I do want to say that I
was really not looking forward to this, and then I
ended up enjoying it in spite of myself, even though
my husband and sat with me for a little while
of it and made a lot of like cringy noises
(07:05):
like ah, this is ridiculous, so cheesy, and I was
like secretly kind of enjoying it. But I'll tell you why.
First of all, mel he's I think he I can't
decide if he's smarmy and just like really got media
trained after speaking out a turn, because I don't think
he changed his mind that quickly. I don't think he
(07:28):
was like, oh my gosh, I misspoke and all these
beautiful ladies, they're so amazing and accomplished. I was so wrong.
I just don't think you changed that quickly. But he
did a good job kind of faking it at times.
And I'm going to point out the times that you
know who's he gave me vibes of Dale from Bachelor
(07:50):
in Paradise where he would stare out into space sometimes
when people are talking that he wasn't interested in Oh,
but I think, like, I think it's for different. I
don't know that Mel's the brightest. I will give him this.
There was sort of a gentle thing about him that
I like. I like that in a person. It seems
like he would have a calming effect on the people
around him. There's something kind of chill that I don't mind.
(08:14):
But you could also read that as just disinterested, a
little bit just checked out the brightest. That's what I
was reading. But also let's keep in mind that Gary
from a Golden Bachelor one point zero and came off
also as very gentle and sweet and kind and really
(08:34):
turned out to not be that. He turned out to
be like Mel is.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
I mean, he yeah, like nobody's perfect, nobody's going to
have every good day. But like I think, I don't
think Mel's grade. I wanted to.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
I went along for the ride. I'm like, okay, we're here.
They like him.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
I like him, But I also want to point out
that some exceptions, these women, it's a whole different show.
It's a whole different game now than the original Golden Bachelor.
This is not the same type of women. No, and
so yeah, of course they're going to like Mel. You know,
we don't have a Leslie.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
On that wall.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
No, we don't know there's a few that I like.
Don't get me wrong, I do have my favorites. There
are a few women that I love. One of them
didn't make the cut. We'll get into that, and I
was really bummed about it.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Okay, I have some favorites. I have some big, big
time favorites, too big time. I would think, there's the
one that you like. Mom, professional mom. I know that.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Oh my god, mom of twenty five year old children. Oh,
still a professional mom. I just like to cut off
the crusts.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
I've got. I've just got to be momming twenty four
to seven. First of all, what was extra fun about
this this is just a macro note, was that because
we did our castros not that long ago, I remembered
a lot of these people. And remember, you know, usually
we do our castrows a little early, so then they're
all they all seem new to me because of my memory.
(09:56):
But this time I was like, oh yeah, it's this one.
Ohky okay, that's funny. The yoga instructor was, okay, you
know what, let's just get into it.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Let's get into it. Okay, So we have this whole thing.
He's like, I don't want people to have a misconception. Misconception.
It's not a misconception, you said it. Misconception is that
people like you said it, you believe it. Stop lean
into it, just lean into go.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Yeah. I do kind of prefer but drew me wrong.
Just be the dick. Be a dick. I didn't buy
it for me wrong would have been so it would
have been classic. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
I got mad all over again about the hips and
especially the wig. That really made me mad, like fuck you,
fuck you serious and especially half these women have wigs
or extend like very serious extensions. Yeah, he made me
so mad. So we have to meet his kids. Sprat
boy kids. They just they screamed kind of frat boy
(10:51):
to me. Oh yeah, oh yeah, one hundred.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
So he does the one thing he does tell us
gives us a little bit of insight. He's he's a
bit bitter, and I think he says that his wife
cheated on him or you know right now that's for
another man.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
That's got to hurt the white like she's got to
be like uh like that's got to piss her off.
I would think, Yeah, I wonder, like I wonder what
the deal is there, because, like I said, she she
did not have great things to say about him, So
maybe there's more to the.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Story, you know. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know,
but that was weird that she just flat out that
happened to set. That was with somebody who did that.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Last year. People are outing their exes right and left
on these shows. Yeah, they just left me really feeling.
It's like, fuck. You can you imagine if someone you dated,
you dated for a while and then you just broke up,
and then they went on a show like this and they're.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Like, she broke my spirit. Yeah, Like I wonder if
the let's just say, let's give her the benefit of
the doubt and say that, you know, he was he'd
been mistreating her, and she'd wanted she'd been telling him,
like I this marriage isn't working, and then she finally
he won't let her go, and then she finally is
just like, Okay, well I met somebody else. I'm with
somebody else.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
I have a boyfriend, and he's twenty five years younger
than you, my age. She says that, She's like, yeah,
he's my age. Now I decided to try that out. Yeah,
ok so yeah, yeah, he's in his hometown of he
wants you to know he's from Detroit, so they have
to play the Jackson five. I'm not going to go
(12:26):
into my feelings about that. That's fine. It's Detroit, I
get it. It's Motown. Okay, he sees his friend. He
wants you to know that he has friends that are black.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Did you have that feeling? Just like I get him on,
get him on, you know, like, I'm sure he does.
I'm sure he does. He plays well. Also, let's not
forget I mean, he is half black, which is interesting. Yes,
his dad is African American. His dad was like the
first he was a first of Yes, I did not
know that. Okay, Well, now that changes everything.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Honestly, now I changed that because I thought he was
trying to, like put on a little show. But that
actually makes me like him more, I swear to you.
I don't know why, but that makes me like him
more for some reason. Yeah, Okay, so heh Okay, I
did not know that he was half Okay, then all right?
And I also know that he has like his football
player friends and coaching friends and all.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
That, and he did. He did have a pretty big career.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Were reminded he played for twenty six years waiting for
the Rams.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
His father was a Negro League's Hall of Famer.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Yeah, wouldn't that be though you find out though he was,
but he was not blacks.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
A white guy that got into that way. I mean,
you know, he does look very white, so I think
it can be you know, excused that we don't know that, right,
we didn't know I did not know that.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Okay, but that makes sense that it showed that more
the Detroit motel. Okay, great, so then he he has
all that. Uh what if this is where we get cancer.
I don't know that we get canceled that we say
we like him more, because I do. I do like
that gives him something interesting that makes him more rounded
to me, Like there's there's more of a story to
tell there and that is and I like that, Yeah,
(14:14):
yeah very much.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Maybe that'll come out when he you know, he'll he'll
talk about his dad during one of his trauma dumps.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Oh, I'm sure. I'm sure that he will.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Now I'm all careful, but you know, I don't mean
that being half black is traumatic.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Guy like stop, like they're like, no, no, it's like
the Sarah Silverman joke.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
But you're also half white look at the positive.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
She had a joke like that that was Yes, remember
the joke about Obama. She was like a lot of
people are talking about how Obama is half black, but
like that's just so negative.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
He's half white. Well, yes, that's a joke she did
for years.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
But also I think people tried to cancel her. Well,
she really got canceled for doing blackface.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Yes, a lot of her jokes were they were making
on the fund of that. Yes, but a lot of
people didn't realize that so well took that the wrong way.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Yes, we don't want to get into that, but it
was her joke, and we okay, I like that. But
he just kept saying, you know, you get knocked down
and I get up again. Not anybody's going to keep
me down.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
I get knocked out.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
He just kept saying it, I get knelt down, Like
we got it. You got knocked down, But did you
really get knocked down? You did a podcast, you said
shitty things, and then you're still on the show, so
sure how you got knocked down?
Speaker 1 (15:33):
And then sure again. And then we get Jesse, who
is like, all right, guy, I got to ask you
a question. All right, I'm going to put you I'm
putting you on blast, man, I'm going to ask you
a question, a hard question. Okay, what's what those shoes?
My god? What was that?
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Was kind of mean, I thought, because Mel didn't get it.
Mel did not get any joke that came at him.
He was like, they're really comfortable and just he's like, okay,
cool man. Just thought i'd say a joke, but it's
not happening with you. Mel did not get jokes, No.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
That is for sure. No, he didn't get it. Poor guy.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
That made me kind of feel for him because they're
just like shoes. There's black shoes that we would never
have noticed.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Right. Well, well, the thing is too that it's very
normal for guys to wear like sneakers with suits, now,
like that's a thing. So I don't know what. I
don't know how that joke even worked as a joke
except for the fact that how demand how you know
how he was like, I'm gonna ask him putting you
on the spot, and Mel didn't go like, oh, you're
gonna ask me about that podcast. Nope, your shoes. Yeah,
(16:38):
you would have had to spell it out for him,
do you know what I mean? You would have had
to go like, I've got a question for you, and
it's not about your podcast anyway. All right, should we
get right to the limo?
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Let's get it so now we're ready for love, ready
for the love us. First up is Cindy, who's going
to go a long way. I think she's only sixty
years old. Now I want to say something about her dress. Okay,
it's not going to be mean about her, because obviously
she's beautiful as they all are.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
I mean, she's beautiful, but like wardrobe should have caught that.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
That was outrageous. I agree, way too tight. It was
wage tight. It didn't matter. He didn't notice. He's like, yeah, yeah,
liked it.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
He liked it.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
But it was like if it were me, I would
want someone to say, you need to let that out.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Not because she was big or heavy or anything. It
was just too tight of a dress. It just didn't fit.
I agree, I agree, I don't no argument, Nope. But
she's a retired biomedical engineer, so she's smart. But why
do we have to go like Cinderella. I'm looking for
my prince charming girl. You are a biomedical engineer. I
don't even know what that is. In fact, we did
(17:49):
a Patreon talking about people's jobs or majors in college.
We did it for board af where we discussed how
a lot of that is over our heads. So your
job that you used to have is literally over my head,
and yet you still have to revert to like I'm
just a Cinderella looking for my Prince Charming. No you're not.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
She meets him, and then when she goes in, she's like,
you know what, he really turned me around on that podcasting.
He said nothing to you. He's like, you look nice.
See inside, you know what? Glad I came. I changed
my mind about Mel.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
What the fuck? Yep, they really did not put him
through it at all. I hope they do. But then
we have Carol. I believe she looks like a Dallas
Cowboy cheerleader if I'm remembering right. She's the Freeman. She's cute. Yeah,
she's the nephew.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
She's the aunt I guess of Freddie Freeman, who Mel's
a fan of.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
And that she's cute. Yes, I wanted to do I
want to read you something that's that's a little bit long.
But I have a friend who and this is going
to be kind of random, but I have I know
Samanda was my who was she was my kids, my kid,
Xander's substitute teacher for kindergarten, and we became friends because
(19:08):
I really liked her, so she said hi. So, since
I found myself responding out loud to your Golden Bachelor Castros, yes,
I listened to Rose Pricks about Carol Freeman, I figured
i'd message you. Her nephew, Freddie Freeman is still an
active player on the Dodgers. She'sus aunt, his dad's sister,
and has been an active part of Freddie's family life
(19:30):
for a while, not sure how long, but they have
three boys, so Freddie's wife, Chelsea needs all the help
she can get. Freddie's mom, Rosemary, died when he was ten,
so I think Carol has been almost more of a
mother figure than an aunt. In doing a deep dive
on her ig, one of her kids has the Branstein
last name, so clearly that's where Carol got that attached.
(19:54):
So obviously she must no longer be married to mister Branstein.
But I don't know the details, and that's probably more
information than you needed or wanted to know. Thank you
that information. Thank you so much that she did. She
did the work.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Yes, we should have won. Yeah, No, that all makes sense.
And I like her, I know, I like Carol. Yeah,
I like Carol.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Yeah. So next up is I Okay, Diane does not
have a good chance. No, she's seventy one. I wrote,
this is just my note, and obviously we know what happens.
But I said, I guarantee you he'll keep her for
at least one week just to prove he's not ages,
and just the one week because he has to.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
There's no way around it. He absolutely has to. That
would be because what he'd want to do is be like, hey,
thanks for being here. I'm gonna go ahead and cut
you right now. The second she gets out of a limo.
That's very nice for you to come all this way
from where is the hockey game that you came from?
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Okay, great, I'm going to just go ahead and go
right back in. There's no And then she's all sassy.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
I mean, look, I love her, but she belonged on
the first season. Yes, she was a first season kind
of person and she had and that had to have
sucked for her to like be the old like seventy
one and look around and be like these are like
women that look like they're in for the blonde right
party somethings like this is so unfair, but she's very sassy.
She comes in and she's like, what the puck? Yeah
(21:11):
he likes hockey? Was that all about? And then he
turns bright red, not because he's embarrassed, but because he's mortified.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Yes, like, oh my god, how do we just get
her right back in? Like how are their flights? What
time is it? Are their flights going out from LA? Like,
I've got a lot of faking to do right here.
How can I keep your face? He's taught mel, mel,
do not move your face, do not make a look,
start real trying. He starts trying, like a little watery eye.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Well krusty starts forming on his eye and they're like
why are you even And then they have to cut,
but they forget they've cut, so they show all this
and the producer's like, why are you crying? And he's like,
why are you sending me women like this? We talked
about this, like yeah, but we have to because that's
the show. And he's like I was very clear about this,
right And Diana's just right there.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
She's like should I leave or like yeah, yeah, I mean,
it's just no chance it is exactly spoiler, exactly what happened.
Don't even keep her a week then if we all
one hundred percent know, like, what's the point of that?
And we'll also why we had to give her a
whole package too. Yes, she's like, she's Diana from Wasscilla, Alaska.
(22:21):
She's very active, she loves bike riding, she hikes with
her dog. Unfortunately, she looks a lot like Rachel Dratch,
so that was like, yes, but a little bit.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Yes, yes she does, but like I just called her
Rachel Dretch for the rest of it. Yeah, I mean
it didn't matter to really. She Yeah, her husband got sick.
She's very sweet, but it's weird that some people got
such full packages and some got none. There was one
they didn't say her name when they I was like, whoa, Yeah,
we'll get to that, Okay, so then that's her. Then
we get Terry. Terry brings a puppet.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
I liked Terry later, but I was like, I hope
I'm not accidentally liking the puppet lady, but I was
the puppet was not using it, and that might be
why she used the puppet to hit Mel and she
was kind of being like a ventriloquist. She was kind
of put it throwing her voice, and I was like,
I'm not this is not for me. But then I
(23:17):
was like, well, I don't have to date her. But
also Mel's not gonna want to date her either.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
I felt like he was really weirded out. What if
he chose the puppet over Diane. He's like, all right,
he's giving out the final rose, so it's only Diane
and the puppet. And he's like, it's like, how old
is that puppet? Puppet looks relliant have any like is
that real hair? And they're like, no, it's a puppet.
(23:41):
How would it be real hair.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
It's a yarn.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
It's clearly not even like it's not like a wig
or anything. It's like a sock. Yeah, I'll still take
the puppet. And Diane's like really, so you could just
keep all of us, but you are still eliminating me.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
It's like Mel just got real gross with it. And
he was like, you know, kind of like that, you
know what I do. Puppetry of the penis ever heard
of that?
Speaker 2 (24:09):
They're like, no, we can't use any of this or
small you sent a woman home over the puppet and
he's like, can you give me ten minutes with the puppet?
Speaker 1 (24:17):
And then and then people he's like, just kidding, I
only need two And then he.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Asks a pa for scissors and they're like what do
you need that, where he's like, don't worry about it.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Oh my god, this is.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
The worst decision that the show, the franchise has ever made.
They just everyone cancels their disney was everyone all at
the same time.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Oh my god, Jimmy Kimpbell gets a raise. They don't
understand why. People well, somehow.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
He gets fired together just because he's on the network,
and he's like, I don't even want to come back.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Actually, I don't want to be part of this. It's
a split screen of him of Jimmy getting fired in
real time and mel cutting the little square out of
the puppets. Okay. They're like, really, well, why are you
turning the puppet over? Though he's like, he's like, you want.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
To see I want to see if the hair is real,
and they're like, again, it's a yarn. It is clearly
not okay, this should just be our show.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
But who's next? Carla? Carla, she's a former former model, right,
so I didn't even write anything down about her. She's
a model. She's here to break all the stereotypes about
women over sixty. I love the fact that somebody who's
a model breaks stereotypes. How about somebody who's just a
regular person who's over sixty breaks stereotypes about you know
(25:53):
what I mean? Like, you're not really breaking stereotypes because
you have like you're genetically gifted and you are like
a freaking model, right, Like that's you know what I mean? Like, yes,
well I over sixty, but I'm super good looking because
I was a model. I don't know that you're breaking
a stereotype. Give me somebody normal, right, all right? Like
(26:14):
Alexandra who's like Charro, Oh yeah, I like you handle Meando.
I liked her.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
I didn't think she was gonna go far, but I
did like her. She's a luxury yacht sales lady who
we remember she's sixty seven.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
But yeah, I can't do the Charro accent, but you know,
handle me, Yeah, I can say. But I remember Charo
a lot from like love Boat Days, and anytime she
showed up, there was gonna be some.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Sass, there was gonna be some I'm gonna go ahead
and say fire, Yeah, got a fire.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Next up is Debbie. She's a fitness professional. She's sixty five.
She's very cute. Face left for sure, right, Her face
seems type say most of them, Yeah, yeah, the one
that has the she has the program of working out speech.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
It's definitely have been a nexium. I feel that she'd
be someone that would like to do Oh it is.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
This is multi level marketing, Yeah, exactly, which is hard.
I'm not for it. Like, I don't know that mel
is going to be like, oh gross, it's an mlm Oh,
he doesn't care. She's very you know, boss bitch, you
know business business, business, like you know, sales funnels. It's
(27:31):
a thing.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
But she's into it, and it's yeah, I'm not into it,
but she's into it. I could just see her like
being very into Keith what's his face?
Speaker 3 (27:41):
Like?
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Yeah? Yeah? Who? I kept calling Ranirez for no reason
at all.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Until like we did an entire like four part podcast
on it and I couldn't get that. But now the
next one is one of my favorites, and that is Peg.
I fell in love with Peg same here.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Uh we loved her until and this would probably come
up in our second episode. Well, I love her so
much and she's so cute, she's so pretty, and she
actually breaks stereotypes. But then she got a little hyper
active in like like a little much like she just
(28:19):
was you know what I mean. I just wanted her
to like fill out a little bit. I did not have.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
I didn't get there with peg. But I understand what
you're saying. She's a bomb diffuser.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Yeah, shit, she does like a little bit where she
puts a bomb and I got very nervous.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
I don't like things that are exploding. That was scary,
but it didn't. It just kind of fizzled out. I'm
not really sure the point of that. I think the
point of it was that there was no was it
it messed up? Because didn't the producer have to come
in and try to reset it?
Speaker 1 (28:47):
But I don't think they'd want a bomb.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Can you imagine they're like, I don't think we should
have a bomb explode right now or at any time?
Like what was that supposed to be a real But
of course it wasn't really going to explode.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
I think she was supposed to diffuse it though it
whole thing didn't work.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Yeah, and also what if she couldn't. She's like red, red,
left green, and then the entire mansion, there's an aerial
view of the mansion just explodes.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
She's like, oh, it's been a minute.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Oh my god, menopause brain, my menopause brain doesn't remember.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
This was a bad idea. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
The last thing you hear is her just like run.
So a couple of people get out, but for the
most part, it's gone.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
That the show's done. It's like they're like, well, there's
only one episode of this season, and you'll find out
why in the first episode. And that's why. And I
thought she said at.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
One point she's talking about something, and I thought she said,
no fake tits here, but she probably said hips.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, she said it sounded like fake,
said fake, right, But wouldn't that be funny. Hey feels
they're that fake? Tell you that. Yeah, And they had Jerry.
They show a package of her two yes, so, and
she's like riding a unicycle. She's very active. Yes, she's
(30:09):
also don't forget she's a retired firefighter.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Yeah, she's pretty badass. I really liked her, Like I just.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Wrote my line after her package was she's too good
for him. Yeah, she might be my in different ways,
my new Leslie, but I'm not sure yet.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
We'll see. She's different, they're different people. But I really
like her. She is too good for him. No way
would you choose him in real life. So then we
have Jerry.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Yes, she's a home care agency lady like that owns healthcare. Okay,
so this was a little bit weird. So her husband
died at forty seven, Okay, of what I had before.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
That's what I had aneurysm at the same age. Actually,
I was forty six when I had my aortic aneurysm.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
It's not weird. Wow wow.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
So yeah, like, so he died a long time ago,
and then she just kind of didn't. She probably dated
here and there, but really didn't get with anybody for
a really long time.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
She's just like, she's say, I haven't been on a
date in eighteen years something like that. That seems I
don't believe that. That's weird. But she goes from that
to going on a show about it. Yeah, I thought
that was strange.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
That's yes, Well, I love her hair was so blonde,
it was green. She needs to get that purple stuff,
you know, when you die your hair blonde, you get
a purple shampoo.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Now, I didn't like her, said, I love weird, and
she talks in a baby voice, and she loved her,
like she's one of those women who's like a who's
trying to be a baby girl, but she's, you know,
in her sixties, and she's wearing a dress that looked
like a high school promptress, like remember Gunny Sacks dresses
from high school? Remember Gunnies. We had Laura Ashley kind
(31:50):
of like that, but like it was so little girly
and it was macke me cringe.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
I liked her because I'll tell you why. She's she
had a very California vibe. Like she's a little older,
so she grew up in the sixties. She was probably
like a sunset strip lady. Even if she wasn't. She
had a Goldie Han kind of thing going.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
I know she was kind of drunk and crazy, but
even she knew she shouldn't be that. She's like, oh
my god, what did I just say, don't use You're
not going to use that?
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Right? What am I doing?
Speaker 2 (32:16):
I fucking loved her. I would like to have seen that.
I need more people like her on the show.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Well, but there's a few more. I think this stay
at home mom is kind of has vibes like her.
They're so different to me. Stay at home mom is
the worst. That's the oh my god, my kids looking
and they made the sign for the Bruins. That is
a totally different part.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
This lady is like we go into the rainbow room
or what visas like, all about having fun. She doesn't
need anybody, and she does not need this show. So
I'd like to get her on the show.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
We can. Now who's next? We have Malibu Lady uh Maya.
She's fifty eight, so she's the young one and she
doesn't need she's spoiler alert, she's going to get kicked off.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
She's tall and skinny. Yes, from Malibu. She was the
Malibu lady we didn't like. Yes, you got a bad
vibe from.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Her, Yes, we did. I continue to have that bad vibe.
I did too. Yeah. So next up is Nicole. Okay, oh,
a lot a lot of pretty.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
I'm saying, fuck the dentist. There's a lot of dentists
and I'm not having them right now. Yes, so Nicole
is going to be Oh she's not the dentist.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
No, Nicole. For Nicole is the yoga instructor, and she's
just going to be all over him the entire time,
and it's going to cause some DRAMs.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
She's very hyper sexual. Yes, really, it's maddening.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Yes, it is Monica Pee and she's the cosmetic dentist
and she gives him a golden toothbrush. So she's the
one who is very, very blonde. She's the Monica that's
very blonde. That's right.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
Yellow blonde is a little bit better. They're very Yeah,
they both kind of have greenish tent, but Lisa really was.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Yeah, but I don't love this super super almost orangish
yellow tone either.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
It's hard though, because it fades, it gets brassy. They
just need to have it. They need to, you know, blondes,
it's tough. You got a blonde one.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
With more highlights and less, you know what I mean.
So it's it's blonde ish. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
I was doing blonde a lot of blond highlights for
a while and it would start out great.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
It was kind of almost a cool, frosty blonde.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
It was pretty blonde for a while, not that long,
a few years ago, and then it fades. And once
it faded, then there's really not much you can do,
just right live with it. That's just life.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
So now we have our dear friend who was on
our show, Sondra. No first Robin. Robin owns a robin
and I missed her. Yeah, Robin, maybe that's the one
that you were like. They didn't even say her name,
but they did. It's she owns a vineyard and she's
sixty three and she looks a lot like Faith from
(34:59):
I missed her from the other one, Golden. Uh like
Faith who loves her horse. Yeah, they look alike. I
mean Captain Kim's Faith. Yes, yeah, you have to mention Ben. Uh.
So now it's now our at Sandra's Sondra's.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
Yeah, and Sondra comes out first, and Mel I can't
believe he was like, I know you, but you don't.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
I doubt it.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
But Sondra was in very good. She was very chill.
She looked so beautiful. Our friend Sondra, she was not
because didn't she used to kind of like she was
kind of wild, but she was staying very calm and
she was very excited to present her twin sister Andre.
We saw them both at the same time to know
that it wasn't just Sondra like changing her name rightly,
and they were really cute, and he's like, are you're twins? Yeah, clearly, dude.
(35:49):
I mean I have facebline asn't even I can see that.
So had that, yeah, which you know it's it was fun,
but it's.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
Not gonna last. So don't get it to pay off.
You know, it doesn't pay off. So next up is like,
there's two girls and this is it's stay at home mom.
So they hold up a sign and I guess she's
supposed to like burst through it, but she has no
strength because she's I need your help, Melan. He kind
(36:19):
of doesn't. It's just so anticlimactic. It's me. It's me
Amy from Jersey. That's me. My daughters are twenty five
and the daughters by the way.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
When he finally gets her out of this mind, the
Dodter's like, no take backs, please take her take her
to an undisclosed location, but like, don't hurt her, but
blindfold her on the way so she cannot get back here.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
Yeah, I do not want to deal with her. Also,
here's another thing I didn't like about her. So first
of all, we already didn't like her. In Archestros because
her kids. Remember that what I think at least one
of her kids has kids. I think they're both married, remember,
but yet but she's like, I'm a mom. I'm a
full time mom. You're not full time mommy. You could
(37:01):
say you're a full time grandma except for the hobby. Yeah.
But also, this is another thing I didn't like is
she refers to herself as a tiny girl. I don't
like that. She's like, I'm just tiny. I'm just a
tiny girl. Is that what she was saying when she
couldn't punch through this thing? Yeah, She's just like, I'm
just little. I'm just a little tiny girl, she said. Girl,
(37:24):
she said I'm tiny. She said, I'm a tiny girl. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Okay, So then we have that. Then I just wrote
hot lady Susie.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Well, Tracy's next Susie who gives him a compass. Then Tracy,
I wrote, she loves hottis. But I was talking into
my phone, so I don't know what that is.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
She loves something. We'll find out, probably potis. I love potis.
Then we have Monica, the other Monica, who's a flight attendant.
She has taken around the world, which I think I
feel like he can do anyway. Also, I have flight
attendant friends and it's great. It's a really cool thing
they can do. But you have to fly stand by.
You still have to pay taxes and it's a little
(38:07):
bit stressful. It's not like they're like, here's a ticket,
go whenever you want, Like it's kind of a thing.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
So he's probably like, yeah, thanks, I think I'm just
going to get a ticket on my point with points right.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
It's yeah, I mean, it's that's cute that she said that.
But then we have Texas hat. We have hat ladies.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
She's rock sand she's sixty two and she owns like
seventy five hats or something.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
Yeah, she's like she's hat lady, which is just uncomfortable.
At this point, she brings him a hat.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
She's got a bunch of hats, a lot of hats either,
Lily brings Lily's Nobody cares. Okay, so something to know
about Lily, although she doesn't make it, but this this
came out. Okay, she's somehow related. She's I think she's
Rita Wilson's sister. What do you remember when, yes, do
(38:54):
you remember when they did that thing where it was
like discovering what was it? People that are? It was
a game show about guess who I'm related to? Oh yeah,
well she was on it. I forgot her last name,
but she's but yes, so she's Rita Wilson's sister, and
a lot of people were kind of speculating. I read
this on Reddit of like, why is she even doing
(39:16):
the show? Yeah, like she's got a lot of money somehow.
I wonder Wilson is her last name, because well Wilson
isn't you know? She didn't take Hanks's name, so maybe
that was her maiden. Maybe she just kept her name. Uh,
let me you want me to do like a quick
quick search, and then the next one just had champagne
from Bagley from Golden Bachelor. Let's see uh uh Golden
(39:48):
Bachelor contestant Lily Reeves. Okay, Lily Reeves is surprising a
list circle revealed during history with Tom Hanks. Okay, so,
so she's one of blah blah blah twenty three women
vying vye. I have to scroll through a lot of pictures.
It appears Lily has a serious group of friends made
(40:11):
up of Hollywood A listers, As she appears to be
closest to none other than Tom Hanks and wife Rita Wilson. Okay,
she not only does she have lots of shots of
herself with the couple dotted about her, so she has
a video of their son Chet dancing around. It says
Lily's relationship with the Hanks family goes deeper and further
(40:33):
back than that. The US Son unearthed a two thousand
and eight breach of contract case stemming from an Idaho
property Lily owns. It says the main occupants of the
home are Tom and Rita. Okay, so she's not the sister,
but she's very okay, but she's really good friends with them.
At the ninety four Oscars, she was seated at a
(40:55):
table next to Tom and Rita, across from Bruce Springsteen
a else.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
So what you're saying is like they could probably just
set her up. She doesn't need to go on the
show and meet mel Owens, Like, I'm sure Tom Hanks
is like, we could we could do one better.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
Yeah, that just so. Yeah, So I'm sorry I misled everybody.
She's not related to them, and she doesn't even make
the show. So you're so nice. I'm sorry. I'm cutting
all this out. No, I'm not, don't cut it out.
I'm not. You know what, this might be a nice time.
I feel like I feel like we should get through
at least our last lady so that you can get
to the mansion part. Let's let's let's get to our
(41:31):
last lady. She's the motorcycle motorbike rider, and they all
come out to see because she's so crazy. She's super spicy,
crazy lady. She's Cheryl, she's sixty six, she's from Colorado.
She wants to tell us. I figured you would be
making a note that she's not like other girls. Right,
She's definitely not like other girls. She's a tomboy. Guys,
(41:54):
I was a tomboy. Okay, I'm not. I'm going to
tell you something right now that I'm not gonna like
is when she keeps repeating to us that she's a tomboy.
But she's like, but now I get to put on
a beautiful dress. Listen, at any point you could have
worn a dress and did so. Please don't act like
it's taken you from being eight to sixty six to
(42:16):
like I never thought I could wear a dress. It's
it's been there for you this whole time it's been there.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
Yeah, it's right there in your closet, because probably a
lot of people brought one, at least one over because
you're like, you're going to your daughter's wedding, let's not
wear a motorcycle outfit.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
Yes, yes, yeah, So she's looking before a best friend
and a lover. Oh lover.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
He's like, very specific about it, and I don't mean
I mean kink. She's like, and we're not going to kink. Shame,
that's for sure, that's definitely not happening, right, I want
a furry. I don't know if Mel's a furry. He
did not put that in his package. But I will
only accept furries who will go to the conventions with me.
You can't just be a furry at home all day.
You got to go out. You got to rub up
(43:01):
against a total stranger in a Marriott. Yes, that's what
I'm looking for. I want them to be specific.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
But I will tell you this. I will tell you this.
So John was still watching with me at this point,
and he goes, she's the best looking one so far.
So John wants to have sex with Cheryl, and that's
not cool. I mean, he told me that already. He
texted me that all night. I was like, let it go,
geez I get it stop? Yeah, all right, all right, yeah,
(43:36):
I guess we could stop here and then because we
have a whole we have a lot more to get to,
but we will in part two. Yes, you guys, So
part two will be in just like an a little
bit later, a little bit later. Yeah, it will be today,
So I mean, you know, very soon, like like an
hour or whatever, but not our normal like two minutes later.
(44:00):
I don't freak out and be like where is it.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
Actually this is good because this will give you a
second to actually listen to part one in falls, yes,
and you'll have time to do all that and think
about what you want to say and think about your
thoughts and then we'll come back.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
But before we go, we're going to say hello to
some people like Kathy Cowman and Don Lee and Dick
Frolicker and Andrea Crawford. Are you with me on this?
I'm not because I don't see it, and Kelly d
and Lauren Barnes and Sid Weldon and Paul Sully Sullivan
and Sherry Shannon, Hey, where are the other Sherry's? Get
(44:36):
back on here, guys, sign and Yarborough and Jane McMurray
and Jenny Harden. We love you guys, and we also
have some business shouts, like our friend is Sean who
wants to Houses into Homes in Iowa City, Iowa. The
furniture bank that helps families making transitions into new houses.
I love that. We could use that. We could all
(44:58):
use some kindness. Check out Houses into Homes dot org. Also,
I don't know about you, but I would like to
elevate my business a little higher, you know, by using
social media, utilizing social media. But how do you do it?
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
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you want to go to spitfiresocial dot com. Yeah, do that,
learn how to make the tiktoks and all that stuff
that gets you gets it on the map.
Speaker 1 (45:25):
Also, my friend Adam Lerner is helping people left and
right get cars. He got me. I don't know if
I mentioned this last time, but I have an ID
four which is beautiful and I love driving it. And
it is like it's almost one hundred dollars less than
my other car, which was a real basic mom car,
a tick one. But anyway, I love my car. Thank you, Adam.
(45:49):
You can go to Adam's goot acar dot com to
check out what a car broker, how they can help you.
And last, but not least, Laura Stewart is with a
Spire Counseling of Denver. But it doesn't matter. You don't
have to be in Denver. You just have to remember
Denver for the name Denver Brainspotting dot com. She does
trauma therapy, but she can help you anywhere in the country.
Speaker 2 (46:14):
Yes, and I think that's the coolest thing ever, as
you guys know, so you want to check that out.
All right, guys, thank you for being here and we
will come back for part two as soon as it's up.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
All right, bye, Hi, thank you. May
What's up, everybody. Welcome to Rose Pricks. It's a big day.
This day almost didn't come because we almost had to
be boycotting ABC, but we didn't.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
And that's the funny thing is, yeah, we were going
to boycott the show before the other staff.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
There's been a lot of threatened boycotts between us.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
I mean, god, I'm trying to think of like, there's
a lot of Disney movies. I should have just boycotted
because they were so bad, true boycott because they brought
Tron back. I don't know why we're part of that.
I mean, honestly, what is Tron? Can you explain to me?
What's Tron? You saw it in the theater? What is it?
I don't know what?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Right? There was also that one with the big Puffy.
It was another Disney or Pixar or one of those movies.
It was like a big like like sort of like
the Pillsbury dough Boy kind of thing. Ghostbusters. No, this
(01:16):
was more like only only like ten fifteen years ago.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Any funny to do to somebody who's like not being there, like,
what is the thing? It's like part robot like Puffy
and you're like it's a wonderful life, just like guess
and be real snobby about it.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I don't know. Was it Worson Wells And you're like, no,
it's from like the soilent, soilent green, It's it's people.
Oh no, it's Disney. You mean like a Charlie Kaufman.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
No, not Charlie, like a Charlie Coffman, written though not directed,
but just written like a real smart Charlie.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
No. It had like it had like spacemen and like
they had big feet. Yeah, Michelle Gondry, I don't know.
I'm gonna start doing that to you anytime you can't
remember something, Okay, But here we are with mel Owens,
the Golden Bachelor that none of us wanted, especially after
he did that podcast.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
If you need a reminder, he went on a podcast
he's sixty six years old. I looked it up again
just to confirm he might be sixty seven now, but
he uh yeah. He went on a p and they're like,
what's your perfect age, lady, And he's like, oh, I
guess forty five to sixty, so twenty years younger to younger, right,
never up to never like up to his age, even
(02:35):
even pretending right. I mean, he knew he was on it.
He knows what a podcast is, right, Like, he knows,
does he? You think he's one of those people that's like,
I don't know, this is just going to go into
somebody's They're just going to listen for themselves.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
You know. What was funny was one of the women,
when she was kind of being sassy back to him
or we're talking to the other women, said something like, yeah,
that's my age range too, and then it was so
like oh my god, girl, And I was the what
is wrong with that? Like? What right? Because you know
he can do it right? Why wouldn't a woman be
able to Oh? Because that's so crazy in taboo that
(03:08):
a woman would say she was attracted to a man
twenty years younger.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Yeah, if she's sixty and he's forty, go girl, I don't.
I mean, I really don't care. I mean, look at Madonna,
look at Cher. We've talked about this. It's not really bad.
It's just that society decided one thing is okay and
one thing isn't. And society and these men type like
mel decided women they're like they're disposable. And I don't
mean just women his age. I mean women ten years
(03:33):
younger than him, right.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Well, that's because the value is, as we know, for women,
is the looks, and when the looks fade, they don't
have anything to offer. According to to some hashtag not
all people, I'm not saying. The way it's been is
like women are like how they look, and that's why
they're so constantly seeking plastic surgery. And we can't age.
(03:56):
And men are their accomplishments, So how much money they have,
what job they still have, so you know, he feels
The thing that's just so insulting is that the man
feels entitled because of what he's done with his life
to a woman who looks really good, and a woman,
if she continues looking really good, feels entitled to a
(04:16):
man who has money. And it's gross both ways. It's
gross both ways.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
I mean, that is so very true. It is what
you know, it is what it is. If it's a
if it works for both parties, you know, I get that.
But I also want to say when he mentioned his kids,
his oldest kid is just getting out of just graduating.
He's sixty six, so that means he had them at
forty eight.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Yes, and that's his oldest kid, So then he's popping
out kids.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
I don't know how many has, but I assume he's
popping them all out through his fifties. And that means
already that his ex is considerably younger.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Which is okay.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
We know that there's people that listen that have big
age differences in their relationships.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Like it's a thing, but like, of course it's a
thing for mel all right, he was twenty years older
than his ex wife. Who does he will things you
say about him? Right? Ooh, we should get into that.
We have talked about it. We talked about it on
a Patreon. We read a whole article, a whole thing
that I don't patreon. Oh got it. Yeah, that's the joke.
You're like, but you were on you were recording it
(05:15):
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Kaufman thing that that I did? No, it's you're talking.
It's Spike Jones directed.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
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obviously just terminator.
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Speaker 1 (06:42):
Hey all right, all right, all right, so listen all
that being said, I do want to say that I
was really not looking forward to this, and then I
ended up enjoying it in spite of myself, even though
my husband and sat with me for a little while
of it and made a lot of like cringy noises
(07:05):
like ah, this is ridiculous, so cheesy, and I was
like secretly kind of enjoying it. But I'll tell you why.
First of all, mel he's I think he I can't
decide if he's smarmy and just like really got media
trained after speaking out a turn, because I don't think
he changed his mind that quickly. I don't think he
(07:28):
was like, oh my gosh, I misspoke and all these
beautiful ladies, they're so amazing and accomplished. I was so wrong.
I just don't think you changed that quickly. But he
did a good job kind of faking it at times.
And I'm going to point out the times that you
know who's he gave me vibes of Dale from Bachelor
(07:50):
in Paradise where he would stare out into space sometimes
when people are talking that he wasn't interested in Oh,
but I think, like, I think it's for different. I
don't know that Mel's the brightest. I will give him this.
There was sort of a gentle thing about him that
I like. I like that in a person. It seems
like he would have a calming effect on the people
around him. There's something kind of chill that I don't mind.
(08:14):
But you could also read that as just disinterested, a
little bit just checked out the brightest. That's what I
was reading. But also let's keep in mind that Gary
from a Golden Bachelor one point zero and came off
also as very gentle and sweet and kind and really
(08:34):
turned out to not be that. He turned out to
be like Mel is.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
I mean, he yeah, like nobody's perfect, nobody's going to
have every good day. But like I think, I don't
think Mel's grade. I wanted to.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
I went along for the ride. I'm like, okay, we're here.
They like him.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
I like him, But I also want to point out
that some exceptions, these women, it's a whole different show.
It's a whole different game now than the original Golden Bachelor.
This is not the same type of women. No, and
so yeah, of course they're going to like Mel. You know,
we don't have a Leslie.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
On that wall.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
No, we don't know there's a few that I like.
Don't get me wrong, I do have my favorites. There
are a few women that I love. One of them
didn't make the cut. We'll get into that, and I
was really bummed about it.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Okay, I have some favorites. I have some big, big
time favorites, too big time. I would think, there's the
one that you like. Mom, professional mom. I know that.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Oh my god, mom of twenty five year old children. Oh,
still a professional mom. I just like to cut off
the crusts.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
I've got. I've just got to be momming twenty four
to seven. First of all, what was extra fun about
this this is just a macro note, was that because
we did our castros not that long ago, I remembered
a lot of these people. And remember, you know, usually
we do our castrows a little early, so then they're
all they all seem new to me because of my memory.
(09:56):
But this time I was like, oh yeah, it's this one.
Ohky okay, that's funny. The yoga instructor was, okay, you
know what, let's just get into it.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Let's get into it. Okay, So we have this whole thing.
He's like, I don't want people to have a misconception. Misconception.
It's not a misconception, you said it. Misconception is that
people like you said it, you believe it. Stop lean
into it, just lean into go.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Yeah. I do kind of prefer but drew me wrong.
Just be the dick. Be a dick. I didn't buy
it for me wrong would have been so it would
have been classic. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
I got mad all over again about the hips and
especially the wig. That really made me mad, like fuck you,
fuck you serious and especially half these women have wigs
or extend like very serious extensions. Yeah, he made me
so mad. So we have to meet his kids. Sprat
boy kids. They just they screamed kind of frat boy
(10:51):
to me. Oh yeah, oh yeah, one hundred.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
So he does the one thing he does tell us
gives us a little bit of insight. He's he's a
bit bitter, and I think he says that his wife
cheated on him or you know right now that's for
another man.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
That's got to hurt the white like she's got to
be like uh like that's got to piss her off.
I would think, Yeah, I wonder, like I wonder what
the deal is there, because, like I said, she she
did not have great things to say about him, So
maybe there's more to the.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Story, you know. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know,
but that was weird that she just flat out that
happened to set. That was with somebody who did that.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Last year. People are outing their exes right and left
on these shows. Yeah, they just left me really feeling.
It's like, fuck. You can you imagine if someone you dated,
you dated for a while and then you just broke up,
and then they went on a show like this and they're.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Like, she broke my spirit. Yeah, Like I wonder if
the let's just say, let's give her the benefit of
the doubt and say that, you know, he was he'd
been mistreating her, and she'd wanted she'd been telling him,
like I this marriage isn't working, and then she finally
he won't let her go, and then she finally is
just like, Okay, well I met somebody else. I'm with
somebody else.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
I have a boyfriend, and he's twenty five years younger
than you, my age. She says that, She's like, yeah,
he's my age. Now I decided to try that out. Yeah,
ok so yeah, yeah, he's in his hometown of he
wants you to know he's from Detroit, so they have
to play the Jackson five. I'm not going to go
(12:26):
into my feelings about that. That's fine. It's Detroit, I
get it. It's Motown. Okay, he sees his friend. He
wants you to know that he has friends that are black.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Did you have that feeling? Just like I get him on,
get him on, you know, like, I'm sure he does.
I'm sure he does. He plays well. Also, let's not
forget I mean, he is half black, which is interesting. Yes,
his dad is African American. His dad was like the
first he was a first of Yes, I did not
know that. Okay, Well, now that changes everything.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Honestly, now I changed that because I thought he was
trying to, like put on a little show. But that
actually makes me like him more, I swear to you.
I don't know why, but that makes me like him
more for some reason. Yeah, Okay, so heh Okay, I
did not know that he was half Okay, then all right?
And I also know that he has like his football
player friends and coaching friends and all.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
That, and he did. He did have a pretty big career.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Were reminded he played for twenty six years waiting for
the Rams.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
His father was a Negro League's Hall of Famer.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Yeah, wouldn't that be though you find out though he was,
but he was not blacks.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
A white guy that got into that way. I mean,
you know, he does look very white, so I think
it can be you know, excused that we don't know that, right,
we didn't know I did not know that.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Okay, but that makes sense that it showed that more
the Detroit motel. Okay, great, so then he he has
all that. Uh what if this is where we get cancer.
I don't know that we get canceled that we say
we like him more, because I do. I do like
that gives him something interesting that makes him more rounded
to me, Like there's there's more of a story to
tell there and that is and I like that, Yeah,
(14:14):
yeah very much.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Maybe that'll come out when he you know, he'll he'll
talk about his dad during one of his trauma dumps.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Oh, I'm sure. I'm sure that he will.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Now I'm all careful, but you know, I don't mean
that being half black is traumatic.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Guy like stop, like they're like, no, no, it's like
the Sarah Silverman joke.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
But you're also half white look at the positive.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
She had a joke like that that was Yes, remember
the joke about Obama. She was like a lot of
people are talking about how Obama is half black, but
like that's just so negative.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
He's half white. Well, yes, that's a joke she did
for years.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
But also I think people tried to cancel her. Well,
she really got canceled for doing blackface.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Yes, a lot of her jokes were they were making
on the fund of that. Yes, but a lot of
people didn't realize that so well took that the wrong way.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Yes, we don't want to get into that, but it
was her joke, and we okay, I like that. But
he just kept saying, you know, you get knocked down
and I get up again. Not anybody's going to keep
me down.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
I get knocked out.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
He just kept saying it, I get knelt down, Like
we got it. You got knocked down, But did you
really get knocked down? You did a podcast, you said
shitty things, and then you're still on the show, so
sure how you got knocked down?
Speaker 1 (15:33):
And then sure again. And then we get Jesse, who
is like, all right, guy, I got to ask you
a question. All right, I'm going to put you I'm
putting you on blast, man, I'm going to ask you
a question, a hard question. Okay, what's what those shoes?
My god? What was that?
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Was kind of mean, I thought, because Mel didn't get it.
Mel did not get any joke that came at him.
He was like, they're really comfortable and just he's like, okay,
cool man. Just thought i'd say a joke, but it's
not happening with you. Mel did not get jokes, No.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
That is for sure. No, he didn't get it. Poor guy.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
That made me kind of feel for him because they're
just like shoes. There's black shoes that we would never
have noticed.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Right. Well, well, the thing is too that it's very
normal for guys to wear like sneakers with suits, now,
like that's a thing. So I don't know what. I
don't know how that joke even worked as a joke
except for the fact that how demand how you know
how he was like, I'm gonna ask him putting you
on the spot, and Mel didn't go like, oh, you're
gonna ask me about that podcast. Nope, your shoes. Yeah,
(16:38):
you would have had to spell it out for him,
do you know what I mean? You would have had
to go like, I've got a question for you, and
it's not about your podcast anyway. All right, should we
get right to the limo?
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Let's get it so now we're ready for love, ready
for the love us. First up is Cindy, who's going
to go a long way. I think she's only sixty
years old. Now I want to say something about her dress. Okay,
it's not going to be mean about her, because obviously
she's beautiful as they all are.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
I mean, she's beautiful, but like wardrobe should have caught that.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
That was outrageous. I agree, way too tight. It was
wage tight. It didn't matter. He didn't notice. He's like, yeah, yeah,
liked it.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
He liked it.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
But it was like if it were me, I would
want someone to say, you need to let that out.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Not because she was big or heavy or anything. It
was just too tight of a dress. It just didn't fit.
I agree, I agree, I don't no argument, Nope. But
she's a retired biomedical engineer, so she's smart. But why
do we have to go like Cinderella. I'm looking for
my prince charming girl. You are a biomedical engineer. I
don't even know what that is. In fact, we did
(17:49):
a Patreon talking about people's jobs or majors in college.
We did it for board af where we discussed how
a lot of that is over our heads. So your
job that you used to have is literally over my head,
and yet you still have to revert to like I'm
just a Cinderella looking for my Prince Charming. No you're not.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
She meets him, and then when she goes in, she's like,
you know what, he really turned me around on that podcasting.
He said nothing to you. He's like, you look nice.
See inside, you know what? Glad I came. I changed
my mind about Mel.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
What the fuck? Yep, they really did not put him
through it at all. I hope they do. But then
we have Carol. I believe she looks like a Dallas
Cowboy cheerleader if I'm remembering right. She's the Freeman. She's cute. Yeah,
she's the nephew.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
She's the aunt I guess of Freddie Freeman, who Mel's
a fan of.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
And that she's cute. Yes, I wanted to do I
want to read you something that's that's a little bit long.
But I have a friend who and this is going
to be kind of random, but I have I know
Samanda was my who was she was my kids, my kid,
Xander's substitute teacher for kindergarten, and we became friends because
(19:08):
I really liked her, so she said hi. So, since
I found myself responding out loud to your Golden Bachelor Castros, yes,
I listened to Rose Pricks about Carol Freeman, I figured
i'd message you. Her nephew, Freddie Freeman is still an
active player on the Dodgers. She'sus aunt, his dad's sister,
and has been an active part of Freddie's family life
(19:30):
for a while, not sure how long, but they have
three boys, so Freddie's wife, Chelsea needs all the help
she can get. Freddie's mom, Rosemary, died when he was ten,
so I think Carol has been almost more of a
mother figure than an aunt. In doing a deep dive
on her ig, one of her kids has the Branstein
last name, so clearly that's where Carol got that attached.
(19:54):
So obviously she must no longer be married to mister Branstein.
But I don't know the details, and that's probably more
information than you needed or wanted to know. Thank you
that information. Thank you so much that she did. She
did the work.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Yes, we should have won. Yeah, No, that all makes sense.
And I like her, I know, I like Carol. Yeah,
I like Carol.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Yeah. So next up is I Okay, Diane does not
have a good chance. No, she's seventy one. I wrote,
this is just my note, and obviously we know what happens.
But I said, I guarantee you he'll keep her for
at least one week just to prove he's not ages,
and just the one week because he has to.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
There's no way around it. He absolutely has to. That
would be because what he'd want to do is be like, hey,
thanks for being here. I'm gonna go ahead and cut
you right now. The second she gets out of a limo.
That's very nice for you to come all this way
from where is the hockey game that you came from?
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Okay, great, I'm going to just go ahead and go
right back in. There's no And then she's all sassy.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
I mean, look, I love her, but she belonged on
the first season. Yes, she was a first season kind
of person and she had and that had to have
sucked for her to like be the old like seventy
one and look around and be like these are like
women that look like they're in for the blonde right
party somethings like this is so unfair, but she's very sassy.
She comes in and she's like, what the puck? Yeah
(21:11):
he likes hockey? Was that all about? And then he
turns bright red, not because he's embarrassed, but because he's mortified.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Yes, like, oh my god, how do we just get
her right back in? Like how are their flights? What
time is it? Are their flights going out from LA? Like,
I've got a lot of faking to do right here.
How can I keep your face? He's taught mel, mel,
do not move your face, do not make a look,
start real trying. He starts trying, like a little watery eye.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Well krusty starts forming on his eye and they're like
why are you even And then they have to cut,
but they forget they've cut, so they show all this
and the producer's like, why are you crying? And he's like,
why are you sending me women like this? We talked
about this, like yeah, but we have to because that's
the show. And he's like I was very clear about this,
right And Diana's just right there.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
She's like should I leave or like yeah, yeah, I mean,
it's just no chance it is exactly spoiler, exactly what happened.
Don't even keep her a week then if we all
one hundred percent know, like, what's the point of that?
And we'll also why we had to give her a
whole package too. Yes, she's like, she's Diana from Wasscilla, Alaska.
(22:21):
She's very active, she loves bike riding, she hikes with
her dog. Unfortunately, she looks a lot like Rachel Dratch,
so that was like, yes, but a little bit.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Yes, yes she does, but like I just called her
Rachel Dretch for the rest of it. Yeah, I mean
it didn't matter to really. She Yeah, her husband got sick.
She's very sweet, but it's weird that some people got
such full packages and some got none. There was one
they didn't say her name when they I was like, whoa, Yeah,
we'll get to that, Okay, so then that's her. Then
we get Terry. Terry brings a puppet.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
I liked Terry later, but I was like, I hope
I'm not accidentally liking the puppet lady, but I was
the puppet was not using it, and that might be
why she used the puppet to hit Mel and she
was kind of being like a ventriloquist. She was kind
of put it throwing her voice, and I was like,
I'm not this is not for me. But then I
(23:17):
was like, well, I don't have to date her. But
also Mel's not gonna want to date her either.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
I felt like he was really weirded out. What if
he chose the puppet over Diane. He's like, all right,
he's giving out the final rose, so it's only Diane
and the puppet. And he's like, it's like, how old
is that puppet? Puppet looks relliant have any like is
that real hair? And they're like, no, it's a puppet.
(23:41):
How would it be real hair.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
It's a yarn.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
It's clearly not even like it's not like a wig
or anything. It's like a sock. Yeah, I'll still take
the puppet. And Diane's like really, so you could just
keep all of us, but you are still eliminating me.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
It's like Mel just got real gross with it. And
he was like, you know, kind of like that, you
know what I do. Puppetry of the penis ever heard
of that?
Speaker 2 (24:09):
They're like, no, we can't use any of this or
small you sent a woman home over the puppet and
he's like, can you give me ten minutes with the puppet?
Speaker 1 (24:17):
And then and then people he's like, just kidding, I
only need two And then he.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Asks a pa for scissors and they're like what do
you need that, where he's like, don't worry about it.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Oh my god, this is.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
The worst decision that the show, the franchise has ever made.
They just everyone cancels their disney was everyone all at
the same time.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Oh my god, Jimmy Kimpbell gets a raise. They don't
understand why. People well, somehow.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
He gets fired together just because he's on the network,
and he's like, I don't even want to come back.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Actually, I don't want to be part of this. It's
a split screen of him of Jimmy getting fired in
real time and mel cutting the little square out of
the puppets. Okay. They're like, really, well, why are you
turning the puppet over? Though he's like, he's like, you want.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
To see I want to see if the hair is real,
and they're like, again, it's a yarn. It is clearly
not okay, this should just be our show.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
But who's next? Carla? Carla, she's a former former model, right,
so I didn't even write anything down about her. She's
a model. She's here to break all the stereotypes about
women over sixty. I love the fact that somebody who's
a model breaks stereotypes. How about somebody who's just a
regular person who's over sixty breaks stereotypes about you know
(25:53):
what I mean? Like, you're not really breaking stereotypes because
you have like you're genetically gifted and you are like
a freaking model, right, Like that's you know what I mean? Like, yes,
well I over sixty, but I'm super good looking because
I was a model. I don't know that you're breaking
a stereotype. Give me somebody normal, right, all right? Like
(26:14):
Alexandra who's like Charro, Oh yeah, I like you handle Meando.
I liked her.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
I didn't think she was gonna go far, but I
did like her. She's a luxury yacht sales lady who
we remember she's sixty seven.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
But yeah, I can't do the Charro accent, but you know,
handle me, Yeah, I can say. But I remember Charo
a lot from like love Boat Days, and anytime she
showed up, there was gonna be some.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Sass, there was gonna be some I'm gonna go ahead
and say fire, Yeah, got a fire.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Next up is Debbie. She's a fitness professional. She's sixty five.
She's very cute. Face left for sure, right, Her face
seems type say most of them, Yeah, yeah, the one
that has the she has the program of working out speech.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
It's definitely have been a nexium. I feel that she'd
be someone that would like to do Oh it is.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
This is multi level marketing, Yeah, exactly, which is hard.
I'm not for it. Like, I don't know that mel
is going to be like, oh gross, it's an mlm Oh,
he doesn't care. She's very you know, boss bitch, you
know business business, business, like you know, sales funnels. It's
(27:31):
a thing.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
But she's into it, and it's yeah, I'm not into it,
but she's into it. I could just see her like
being very into Keith what's his face?
Speaker 3 (27:41):
Like?
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Yeah? Yeah? Who? I kept calling Ranirez for no reason
at all.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Until like we did an entire like four part podcast
on it and I couldn't get that. But now the
next one is one of my favorites, and that is Peg.
I fell in love with Peg same here.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Uh we loved her until and this would probably come
up in our second episode. Well, I love her so
much and she's so cute, she's so pretty, and she
actually breaks stereotypes. But then she got a little hyper
active in like like a little much like she just
(28:19):
was you know what I mean. I just wanted her
to like fill out a little bit. I did not have.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
I didn't get there with peg. But I understand what
you're saying. She's a bomb diffuser.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Yeah, shit, she does like a little bit where she
puts a bomb and I got very nervous.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
I don't like things that are exploding. That was scary,
but it didn't. It just kind of fizzled out. I'm
not really sure the point of that. I think the
point of it was that there was no was it
it messed up? Because didn't the producer have to come
in and try to reset it?
Speaker 1 (28:47):
But I don't think they'd want a bomb.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Can you imagine they're like, I don't think we should
have a bomb explode right now or at any time?
Like what was that supposed to be a real But
of course it wasn't really going to explode.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
I think she was supposed to diffuse it though it
whole thing didn't work.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Yeah, and also what if she couldn't. She's like red, red,
left green, and then the entire mansion, there's an aerial
view of the mansion just explodes.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
She's like, oh, it's been a minute.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Oh my god, menopause brain, my menopause brain doesn't remember.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
This was a bad idea. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
The last thing you hear is her just like run.
So a couple of people get out, but for the
most part, it's gone.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
That the show's done. It's like they're like, well, there's
only one episode of this season, and you'll find out
why in the first episode. And that's why. And I
thought she said at.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
One point she's talking about something, and I thought she said,
no fake tits here, but she probably said hips.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, she said it sounded like fake,
said fake, right, But wouldn't that be funny. Hey feels
they're that fake? Tell you that. Yeah, And they had Jerry.
They show a package of her two yes, so, and
she's like riding a unicycle. She's very active. Yes, she's
(30:09):
also don't forget she's a retired firefighter.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Yeah, she's pretty badass. I really liked her, Like I just.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Wrote my line after her package was she's too good
for him. Yeah, she might be my in different ways,
my new Leslie, but I'm not sure yet.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
We'll see. She's different, they're different people. But I really
like her. She is too good for him. No way
would you choose him in real life. So then we
have Jerry.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Yes, she's a home care agency lady like that owns healthcare. Okay,
so this was a little bit weird. So her husband
died at forty seven, Okay, of what I had before.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
That's what I had aneurysm at the same age. Actually,
I was forty six when I had my aortic aneurysm.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
It's not weird. Wow wow.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
So yeah, like, so he died a long time ago,
and then she just kind of didn't. She probably dated
here and there, but really didn't get with anybody for
a really long time.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
She's just like, she's say, I haven't been on a
date in eighteen years something like that. That seems I
don't believe that. That's weird. But she goes from that
to going on a show about it. Yeah, I thought
that was strange.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
That's yes, Well, I love her hair was so blonde,
it was green. She needs to get that purple stuff,
you know, when you die your hair blonde, you get
a purple shampoo.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Now, I didn't like her, said, I love weird, and
she talks in a baby voice, and she loved her,
like she's one of those women who's like a who's
trying to be a baby girl, but she's, you know,
in her sixties, and she's wearing a dress that looked
like a high school promptress, like remember Gunny Sacks dresses
from high school? Remember Gunnies. We had Laura Ashley kind
(31:50):
of like that, but like it was so little girly
and it was macke me cringe.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
I liked her because I'll tell you why. She's she
had a very California vibe. Like she's a little older,
so she grew up in the sixties. She was probably
like a sunset strip lady. Even if she wasn't. She
had a Goldie Han kind of thing going.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
I know she was kind of drunk and crazy, but
even she knew she shouldn't be that. She's like, oh
my god, what did I just say, don't use You're
not going to use that?
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Right? What am I doing?
Speaker 2 (32:16):
I fucking loved her. I would like to have seen that.
I need more people like her on the show.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Well, but there's a few more. I think this stay
at home mom is kind of has vibes like her.
They're so different to me. Stay at home mom is
the worst. That's the oh my god, my kids looking
and they made the sign for the Bruins. That is
a totally different part.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
This lady is like we go into the rainbow room
or what visas like, all about having fun. She doesn't
need anybody, and she does not need this show. So
I'd like to get her on the show.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
We can. Now who's next? We have Malibu Lady uh Maya.
She's fifty eight, so she's the young one and she
doesn't need she's spoiler alert, she's going to get kicked off.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
She's tall and skinny. Yes, from Malibu. She was the
Malibu lady we didn't like. Yes, you got a bad
vibe from.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Her, Yes, we did. I continue to have that bad vibe.
I did too. Yeah. So next up is Nicole. Okay, oh,
a lot a lot of pretty.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
I'm saying, fuck the dentist. There's a lot of dentists
and I'm not having them right now. Yes, so Nicole
is going to be Oh she's not the dentist.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
No, Nicole. For Nicole is the yoga instructor, and she's
just going to be all over him the entire time,
and it's going to cause some DRAMs.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
She's very hyper sexual. Yes, really, it's maddening.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Yes, it is Monica Pee and she's the cosmetic dentist
and she gives him a golden toothbrush. So she's the
one who is very, very blonde. She's the Monica that's
very blonde. That's right.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
Yellow blonde is a little bit better. They're very Yeah,
they both kind of have greenish tent, but Lisa really was.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Yeah, but I don't love this super super almost orangish
yellow tone either.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
It's hard though, because it fades, it gets brassy. They
just need to have it. They need to, you know, blondes,
it's tough. You got a blonde one.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
With more highlights and less, you know what I mean.
So it's it's blonde ish. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
I was doing blonde a lot of blond highlights for
a while and it would start out great.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
It was kind of almost a cool, frosty blonde.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
It was pretty blonde for a while, not that long,
a few years ago, and then it fades. And once
it faded, then there's really not much you can do,
just right live with it. That's just life.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
So now we have our dear friend who was on
our show, Sondra. No first Robin. Robin owns a robin
and I missed her. Yeah, Robin, maybe that's the one
that you were like. They didn't even say her name,
but they did. It's she owns a vineyard and she's
sixty three and she looks a lot like Faith from
(34:59):
I missed her from the other one, Golden. Uh like
Faith who loves her horse. Yeah, they look alike. I
mean Captain Kim's Faith. Yes, yeah, you have to mention Ben. Uh.
So now it's now our at Sandra's Sondra's.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
Yeah, and Sondra comes out first, and Mel I can't
believe he was like, I know you, but you don't.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
I doubt it.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
But Sondra was in very good. She was very chill.
She looked so beautiful. Our friend Sondra, she was not
because didn't she used to kind of like she was
kind of wild, but she was staying very calm and
she was very excited to present her twin sister Andre.
We saw them both at the same time to know
that it wasn't just Sondra like changing her name rightly,
and they were really cute, and he's like, are you're twins? Yeah, clearly, dude.
(35:49):
I mean I have facebline asn't even I can see that.
So had that, yeah, which you know it's it was fun,
but it's.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
Not gonna last. So don't get it to pay off.
You know, it doesn't pay off. So next up is like,
there's two girls and this is it's stay at home mom.
So they hold up a sign and I guess she's
supposed to like burst through it, but she has no
strength because she's I need your help, Melan. He kind
(36:19):
of doesn't. It's just so anticlimactic. It's me. It's me
Amy from Jersey. That's me. My daughters are twenty five
and the daughters by the way.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
When he finally gets her out of this mind, the
Dodter's like, no take backs, please take her take her
to an undisclosed location, but like, don't hurt her, but
blindfold her on the way so she cannot get back here.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
Yeah, I do not want to deal with her. Also,
here's another thing I didn't like about her. So first
of all, we already didn't like her. In Archestros because
her kids. Remember that what I think at least one
of her kids has kids. I think they're both married, remember,
but yet but she's like, I'm a mom. I'm a
full time mom. You're not full time mommy. You could
(37:01):
say you're a full time grandma except for the hobby. Yeah.
But also, this is another thing I didn't like is
she refers to herself as a tiny girl. I don't
like that. She's like, I'm just tiny. I'm just a
tiny girl. Is that what she was saying when she
couldn't punch through this thing? Yeah, She's just like, I'm
just little. I'm just a little tiny girl, she said. Girl,
(37:24):
she said I'm tiny. She said, I'm a tiny girl. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Okay, So then we have that. Then I just wrote
hot lady Susie.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Well, Tracy's next Susie who gives him a compass. Then Tracy,
I wrote, she loves hottis. But I was talking into
my phone, so I don't know what that is.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
She loves something. We'll find out, probably potis. I love potis.
Then we have Monica, the other Monica, who's a flight attendant.
She has taken around the world, which I think I
feel like he can do anyway. Also, I have flight
attendant friends and it's great. It's a really cool thing
they can do. But you have to fly stand by.
You still have to pay taxes and it's a little
(38:07):
bit stressful. It's not like they're like, here's a ticket,
go whenever you want, Like it's kind of a thing.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
So he's probably like, yeah, thanks, I think I'm just
going to get a ticket on my point with points right.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
It's yeah, I mean, it's that's cute that she said that.
But then we have Texas hat. We have hat ladies.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
She's rock sand she's sixty two and she owns like
seventy five hats or something.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
Yeah, she's like she's hat lady, which is just uncomfortable.
At this point, she brings him a hat.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
She's got a bunch of hats, a lot of hats either,
Lily brings Lily's Nobody cares. Okay, so something to know
about Lily, although she doesn't make it, but this this
came out. Okay, she's somehow related. She's I think she's
Rita Wilson's sister. What do you remember when, yes, do
(38:54):
you remember when they did that thing where it was
like discovering what was it? People that are? It was
a game show about guess who I'm related to? Oh yeah,
well she was on it. I forgot her last name,
but she's but yes, so she's Rita Wilson's sister, and
a lot of people were kind of speculating. I read
this on Reddit of like, why is she even doing
(39:16):
the show? Yeah, like she's got a lot of money somehow.
I wonder Wilson is her last name, because well Wilson
isn't you know? She didn't take Hanks's name, so maybe
that was her maiden. Maybe she just kept her name. Uh,
let me you want me to do like a quick
quick search, and then the next one just had champagne
from Bagley from Golden Bachelor. Let's see uh uh Golden
(39:48):
Bachelor contestant Lily Reeves. Okay, Lily Reeves is surprising a
list circle revealed during history with Tom Hanks. Okay, so,
so she's one of blah blah blah twenty three women
vying vye. I have to scroll through a lot of pictures.
It appears Lily has a serious group of friends made
(40:11):
up of Hollywood A listers, As she appears to be
closest to none other than Tom Hanks and wife Rita Wilson. Okay,
she not only does she have lots of shots of
herself with the couple dotted about her, so she has
a video of their son Chet dancing around. It says
Lily's relationship with the Hanks family goes deeper and further
(40:33):
back than that. The US Son unearthed a two thousand
and eight breach of contract case stemming from an Idaho
property Lily owns. It says the main occupants of the
home are Tom and Rita. Okay, so she's not the sister,
but she's very okay, but she's really good friends with them.
At the ninety four Oscars, she was seated at a
(40:55):
table next to Tom and Rita, across from Bruce Springsteen
a else.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
So what you're saying is like they could probably just
set her up. She doesn't need to go on the
show and meet mel Owens, Like, I'm sure Tom Hanks
is like, we could we could do one better.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
Yeah, that just so. Yeah, So I'm sorry I misled everybody.
She's not related to them, and she doesn't even make
the show. So you're so nice. I'm sorry. I'm cutting
all this out. No, I'm not, don't cut it out.
I'm not. You know what, this might be a nice time.
I feel like I feel like we should get through
at least our last lady so that you can get
to the mansion part. Let's let's let's get to our
(41:31):
last lady. She's the motorcycle motorbike rider, and they all
come out to see because she's so crazy. She's super spicy,
crazy lady. She's Cheryl, she's sixty six, she's from Colorado.
She wants to tell us. I figured you would be
making a note that she's not like other girls. Right,
She's definitely not like other girls. She's a tomboy. Guys,
(41:54):
I was a tomboy. Okay, I'm not. I'm going to
tell you something right now that I'm not gonna like
is when she keeps repeating to us that she's a tomboy.
But she's like, but now I get to put on
a beautiful dress. Listen, at any point you could have
worn a dress and did so. Please don't act like
it's taken you from being eight to sixty six to
(42:16):
like I never thought I could wear a dress. It's
it's been there for you this whole time it's been there.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
Yeah, it's right there in your closet, because probably a
lot of people brought one, at least one over because
you're like, you're going to your daughter's wedding, let's not
wear a motorcycle outfit.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
Yes, yes, yeah, So she's looking before a best friend
and a lover. Oh lover.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
He's like, very specific about it, and I don't mean
I mean kink. She's like, and we're not going to kink. Shame,
that's for sure, that's definitely not happening, right, I want
a furry. I don't know if Mel's a furry. He
did not put that in his package. But I will
only accept furries who will go to the conventions with me.
You can't just be a furry at home all day.
You got to go out. You got to rub up
(43:01):
against a total stranger in a Marriott. Yes, that's what
I'm looking for. I want them to be specific.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
But I will tell you this. I will tell you this.
So John was still watching with me at this point,
and he goes, she's the best looking one so far.
So John wants to have sex with Cheryl, and that's
not cool. I mean, he told me that already. He
texted me that all night. I was like, let it go,
geez I get it stop? Yeah, all right, all right, yeah,
(43:36):
I guess we could stop here and then because we
have a whole we have a lot more to get to,
but we will in part two. Yes, you guys, So
part two will be in just like an a little
bit later, a little bit later. Yeah, it will be today,
So I mean, you know, very soon, like like an
hour or whatever, but not our normal like two minutes later.
(44:00):
I don't freak out and be like where is it.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
Actually this is good because this will give you a
second to actually listen to part one in falls, yes,
and you'll have time to do all that and think
about what you want to say and think about your
thoughts and then we'll come back.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
But before we go, we're going to say hello to
some people like Kathy Cowman and Don Lee and Dick
Frolicker and Andrea Crawford. Are you with me on this?
I'm not because I don't see it, and Kelly d
and Lauren Barnes and Sid Weldon and Paul Sully Sullivan
and Sherry Shannon, Hey, where are the other Sherry's? Get
(44:36):
back on here, guys, sign and Yarborough and Jane McMurray
and Jenny Harden. We love you guys, and we also
have some business shouts, like our friend is Sean who
wants to Houses into Homes in Iowa City, Iowa. The
furniture bank that helps families making transitions into new houses.
I love that. We could use that. We could all
(44:58):
use some kindness. Check out Houses into Homes dot org. Also,
I don't know about you, but I would like to
elevate my business a little higher, you know, by using
social media, utilizing social media. But how do you do it?
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
Ask Amy at ask Jamie val with spitfire social. Yes,
you want to go to spitfiresocial dot com. Yeah, do that,
learn how to make the tiktoks and all that stuff
that gets you gets it on the map.
Speaker 1 (45:25):
Also, my friend Adam Lerner is helping people left and
right get cars. He got me. I don't know if
I mentioned this last time, but I have an ID
four which is beautiful and I love driving it. And
it is like it's almost one hundred dollars less than
my other car, which was a real basic mom car,
a tick one. But anyway, I love my car. Thank you, Adam.
(45:49):
You can go to Adam's goot acar dot com to
check out what a car broker, how they can help you.
And last, but not least, Laura Stewart is with a
Spire Counseling of Denver. But it doesn't matter. You don't
have to be in Denver. You just have to remember
Denver for the name Denver Brainspotting dot com. She does
trauma therapy, but she can help you anywhere in the country.
Speaker 2 (46:14):
Yes, and I think that's the coolest thing ever, as
you guys know, so you want to check that out.
All right, guys, thank you for being here and we
will come back for part two as soon as it's up.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
All right, bye, Hi, thank you. May
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