May 21, 2025 • 44 mins
It's the rest of Santa Barbara and the aftermath and did you have any idea that Jasmine experienced the darkside of Danny? Did you also know that Janet was the eye witness in the case of Danny Drinking Tequila in the Pantry? Well by the end of this episode you will!
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Speaker 1 (00:15):
What's up? Everybody? Welcome to Rose Pricks, the show where
Cecily and Ike are covering right now the valley. We're deep,
We're in it. We're all can't get.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Out of it.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
We're balls deep. We want to get out. Nobody wants this,
not even you. You're listening out of obligation. We're so sorry.
We're all just like in a loop of response. We're like,
what are we doing? Who?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Yeah? Like who gets honest? Who starts and goes?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Guys?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
I don't really think you need to do the valley?
Did you guys start?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Or do we go?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Hey, we're just not going to do the valley anymore.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Oh, we're doing the valley. We're doing the valley.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
We're not getting out.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
But we finished ninety Day the Other Way right, and
I begged, like fifteen episodes in. I was like, can't
do it, and you made me fight through, right. We
never we didn't bail, you know, we did not bail,
but every time we felt like we were being tortured,
we were like, how many more episodes could twenty five
(01:11):
just of this one? There's so many versions of ninety
Day plus then the Other Way plus have happily ever
after there's like forty different threads and each one has
so many and then each each season has so many episodes.
There's probably I'm sure easily to look up thousands of
ninety Day episodes in some version or another, Like it's ridiculous. Yeah,
(01:33):
And when I scroll read it, I see a lot
of you know, because I had done ninety days, I
see a lot of ninety Days stuff. And it's always
people I've never heard of in my life, exactly because
it's just so many right right, It's always like this guy,
this crazy Michael guy, and I'm like, no idea, who
that is? No, never the only thing it was worth
it in the end, And this may happen again with
(01:53):
the Valley because Stephanie got me a cameo from Sarper
for my birthday. I don't know who the Valley equivalent
of that is. I want to say it's kind of
maybe Danny dark Side Danny. I maybe, I don't know,
but it was. It was amazing and I felt really
close to Sarper. I was like, anything bad that I
may have said about him, I take it back. I
(02:15):
live for him now. I wonder if Kaina and Starper
are still together. I guarantee they are. I don't even
have to look A love like that, love like that,
I love like that. Here's the thing. A boy like that,
boy like.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
That, I kill you. Oh no, your brother, I get
it all wrong. I get it all wrong.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I love like that. It kills your mother kind, stick
with your own kind.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
But that doesn't even I just like the idea of
getting all the lyrics.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
I love like that, it kills the other. Nope, that's
not it, not even really that close doesn't make sense.
You know. Even I know that song because my daughter
played Anita in West Side Story when she was in
the sixth grade, and it was when I bet she was.
She was so good. I remember seeing her in Hamilton
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and the videos you posted.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Yes, incredible beauty.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
But when she did a boy like that. The thing
about Elbe, especially at that age, is she took everything
very seriously. So her face was just like there was
no no smiling, like oh when she did America Medica.
So when she did that song, she's supposed to be
(03:32):
kind of mad at Bernardo, and so she's just like
staring him down like there was no nuance. Now it
was just I'm mad. But it was a lot of attitude.
It was like adorable. She was great, but it was
just funny because you see her and she's like so
seriously like scowling at him the whole time, like it's
(03:53):
it's funny anyway. I don't know how he got all
the way to there. But what I was going to say,
also about scrolling Reddit, is that I watched the Valley.
I don't I don't get ahead of myself. I watch
the Valley, I take my notes, and then I do
go a little bit on Reddit and just see what
people say, and I always go like, wow, I really
don't agree with these people, and then I have to
(04:17):
come in with a little dark cloud of people are
going to be really mad at me.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
I bet I agree with you. I don't know what
you're going to say.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
If you want to make this a same stuff, I'll
take a Macrown note. I was just like eenough, listen,
I am on I'm on Jasmine side in a in
a very macro way, I'm on her side. It sucks
like that was that was out of control, that Danny
behave like that, but it is not the worst thing
(04:45):
that's ever happened to you. And I don't need to
hear about it a hundred times, and maybe that's a
note for the editors, like one hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
It couldn't.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
It could be totally be editors and not Jasmine. But
her storyline being only that Danny one time pinched her
thigh and asked her for get her im a drink
is the most absurd thing, and then later did not
pinch her thigh, just pinch her daddy, get daddy a drink,
and then like grabbed her girlfriend's ass, which I think
she said the thigh thing. I swear she said it.
(05:14):
In this episode she's she said something about the story
has changed a little bit, and we are not apologizing
for her. What we are on women's side on this,
of course we are, so do not do not come
for us and be like you guys are out of touch.
I get it, I get that. She's right now. I'm
(05:36):
me doing you. Hold on, Oh my god, I have lawyers.
Hold on, come on in. Okay, we're doing a press Okay,
so yes, hashag me too. I don't even know. I'm
not going to explain what you did. I don't have to.
As a woman, I don't have to tell you. But also,
but almost worse than Jasmine is Jamin for me this episode.
I was like, I am so so done with her
(05:58):
and then just torture myself. I watched her on the
after on what happened.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
No, I could not do that. No, Oh my.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
God, he's such a simp. He yes, so like, oh
my god, Janet's amazing. Anytime she was called out on stuff,
which she was because the audience is not on her side,
he was like, I don't get it. I think she's amazing.
He's horrible. They're all horrible. Someone pointed that out too.
(06:29):
When I was like, well, Jason seems cool. Someone on
our Facebook page, I think, was like, don't don't fall
for Jason either. He's terrible either. I haven't seen it yet.
I don't know what they're referring to, but I believe you.
This is This is my macro note about like, Okay,
I can almost understand Jasmine bringing up the drinking thing
a lot of times. She was actually a victim of
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Danny's bad behavior. But Janet has now tried to outdo
Jasmine being triggered. She her story has mushroom clouded, and
she had an alcohol a friend with drug addiction, my
ex boyfriend who was an addict, so now she's really triggered,
so now she has to take this freakin' he drank
(07:10):
tequila in the pantry, which it turns out was like
three gulps, three swallows of tequila in the pantry. I'm
not apologizing, Listen, I'm a I don't know if I've
said this one hundred million times or not, but I
get it. I'm sober, sober, but I would never be like,
oh my god, I'm so triggered right now that it's
(07:33):
not that he drink. And she's not even directly fucking triggered.
She's not even sober. She's like, she's married for six
years to somebody else, and she's like, well, because I
dated somebody who had addiction issues, I'm really triggered. It
was really upsetting. No, it wasn't, Janet. I can't. Oh,
I'm so mad.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Janet's the freaking worst.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Yeah. And also though it just to button, to put
a little button before we get to the whole jasmine thing,
which is way later, I got a little when again
she brought up dark Side Danny.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
We've all seen dark Side Danny.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
He said, get daddy a drink, and he touched my
leg and he said get and it's like, Okay, now again,
it might be the editors. But when she brought up
the fact that as a lesbian, it was more, it
was like, uh uh no, as women, as all women,
it's it's somebody either harasses you or they don't. I
personally did not appreciate that line. We're not going to
we're not going to box in, like we don't what's
(08:28):
the word I'm looking for, Like you don't get ownership
of a feeling or a trigger, and I don't really
get I didn't really understand that. I thought it was
really weird, and maybe someone can explain it to me.
Maybe there's some truth to the guys who are like, oh, oh, okay,
the two of you are even hotter. Okay, maybe that
is what she's saying. She's saying that being a lesbian
(08:48):
she sort of fetishized, so that men think they can
be like, oh, I'm gonna I'm sexualizing both of you
because it's just cute. I don't think Dan. I think
Danny's awful in a different way, like we'll get to Dan,
don't worry.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
But I don't think he was sexualizing either of them.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
I agree. I think he was feeling like you guys
are both my like overly no boundaries, thinking he's being
funny and friendly and very very drunk. But yes, I
agree with you. And but her point was like, if
you did that to one of the straight couples, the
guy would like kick your ass, you know, if you
(09:24):
But I don't think that you. That's the thing is
they wouldn't. I don't think they would. I don't think
that Jason would either. I think it would just be like,
all right, dude, relax. Do you know how many friends
of mine would say in the pool, like we do
a little pool time. You know, so many friends, so
many guy friends like get daddy literally those words.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Get daddy a drink.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
I mean, I can't tell you how many times I'm
seriously right. I mean it's usually you know, but I
agree with you that, like, okay, So Jasmine's point, which
I get, is that like, okay, if a guy grabbed
somebody's wife's ass, the guy would be outraged. But to
your point, I think you're probably right that they kind
(10:05):
of wouldn't. Like if it was Jason Janet and he
grabbed Janet's butt and was and told her get daddy
a drink. I think that Jason would laugh, yes.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
I think, and I think Luke would laugh, and I think.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
So yeah, it's a shame because Jasmine might have a
point that she wants to get across, but this ain't it.
It's enough, and it's the whole episode, which, by the way,
also so it starts out as like a recap of
everyone fighting, you know, or it's not really a recap.
We just kind of pick up where we left off,
where they're all fighting. And did you notice how fast
Zach turns on his friend Brittany sees Zach.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Is so not to be trusted. I starts yelling.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
He thinks everyone's going to gang up on Brittany, so
he's the first to lead the charge, but they don't,
so then he backs down.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
He's a little asshole.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
One thing I noticed about Brittany that I might have
noticed season one and you've probably noticed it for a
long time, but her smile is upside down.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
It is it's a it's a it's a procedure.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
I look that up a while as something went wrong
with a maybe a filler. You know. The other person
we have that was the was on a Love is
Blind season, Remember the one that compared herself to Megan Fox.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Of course she had.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
The upside down smile. But Brittany, when you look at her,
you want to like turn her upside down.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Yep. That's been talked about a lot.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
It's like maybe some kind of filler gone wrong, oh something,
yeah something, or maybe not, maybe she just has that.
But I did like Jasmine defending Brittany.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
I like the Jasmine is a true like girls woman,
you know, defender of women usually.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
However, uh not.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
For Nia because she's like, well, what the fuck now,
how'd you feel about this moment where they're all just
like yelling at her, still at Nia. Yeah, well, I,
first of all, I agree. I was one thousand percent
on Nia's side during this episode. It was shitty what
they all did. And then they're all going to get
together later and kind of defend their shitty behavior by
(12:08):
just explaining how triggered they all were. It doesn't justify
them being like going off on her, and I don't.
I didn't love the Jasmine decided that she's Britney spokesperson.
She's like, let me explain, let me explain. Poor Britney's
had her whole life on display, and like then the
first thing that's going on with somebody else that Britney
(12:29):
wants to discuss it gets shut down. That is not fair, right, Okay, Jasmine,
But you could also have your own story right instead
of your story being that someone else's story is getting
shut down. That can't be a story, right And then
so Nia Okay, so they Nia has a good point too,
like two things can be true at once. He can
be exhausted and also drunk. But I think her point
(12:51):
of view, which is maybe some of the audiences who knows,
is that they're all drinking for the most part. Yes,
he has a Okay, let's just look at that. Look
at it, like Danny seems to have a drinking problem.
He was drunk even in the sober conversations. Like there's
something off and it's not great. Yes, yeah, obviously I
will argue that Kristen seems to have a drinking problem.
(13:13):
I'm just gonna say Christine is drunk in almost every scene.
She looks like an alcoholic. I'm just saying, if we're
going to call call a spade a spade, Kristen is
not doing well as far as I can see.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Brittany is a big drinker herself.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Brittany has seriously seems to have a drinking problem, and
Jack's has a drinking problem. Jesse may have a may
have a cocaine problem. I mean, what are they Why
are they doing something? Because he's maybe taking too much
ADHD meds, but his eyes were always bugging out. So
I don't think we can all focus everything on Danny.
And I think that's kind of Nia's point. Yes, it
(13:51):
was like we we all got shit going on.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Well, and then at first I thought we were calling
it him Danny, and then all of a sudden, Janet
calls him Daniel, and then a lot of people, I
know they interchange Daniel and Danny, but it just seems
so Janet.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
I really I saw we're all kind of Danny's like.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
And then I went into the pantry and Daniel Daniel
was there with tequila. What were you with, Janet? Why
are we not calling out whatever your habits are, I'm
sure you have them exactly. Why were you in the forgets? Janets?
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Janets? I love you, Janet, But.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Jasmine like basically takes over the show here and she's
trying to Jasmine's plain that what a nightmare Danny is
which is which this is? It starts this early on.
We're like a minute into the show and Jasmine's like, guys, guys,
Danny is a nightmare. He basically attacked me when he
was drunk, and Danny Darkside came out, Danny darkside, Danny
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dark Side. And MIA's just sitting there and she's like, well,
don't you sometimes make excuses for like Jack's And Brittany's like, yeah,
I'll do I'll do something she does of course, of course,
of course I have. And he's like okay, and then
Danny walks in.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
This was okay.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
It's amazingly sober at first, and then he started talking.
I wrote, poor Danny, and then I, oh, fuck, he's
really drunk. He's not sober in the scene. I mean,
he wasn't like acting crazy though, you're not crazy, but
he's drunk. He's like, oh, under sounds going on.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
So he is like, listen, let's let's go in the kitchen,
let's have a time, let's have an energy drink because
we got to wake up and take care of our
kids tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
And you feel for her, not feel for her. It's
all on camera. It's terrible.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
So they go in the bedroom Nia and Danny, and
Danny tries to put his arm around Nia and she's like, look,
I don't I don't want to be consoled right now.
She's just been through a lot. Yeah, but if you're
Danny and you've just been in a blackout, you're probably
in asleep, aren't You're probably like, I have no fucking
(15:57):
clue what's happening with these people right now?
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Right?
Speaker 1 (15:59):
No, totally, that's exactly the problem. He's like, wait, this
about me. It's about me, Like I felt, I felt
for him, but it was he was definitely like, you know, yeah,
she's like drunk. A My adrenaline is going crazy right
now because they're accusing me of keeping secrets and like
not refusing to say that you're drunk. But I tried
(16:21):
to say that like two things can be true, and
that you're really tired, but also you've had a little
too much to drink.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
He's like, what, I didn't have to drink. I don't
have nothing.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
I had the same amount as everybody. And she's like, yeah,
but you did have a little too much to drink,
and you're also super tired. Because she came home at
eleven and then you had to wake up at five am,
and then you worked all day. My little believe you
had to do a little VoiceAge and your baby booth.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Yeah, it was still defending and it was annoying.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
But you also had a.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Little, tiny, teeny.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Tiny bit too much to drink. And he's like, okay,
hold up, everything is true up to the whole. You
had a little too much to drink. I had. I
had the same as everybody. And she's like, okay, yes,
but you were feeling good, right, you were feeling really good.
And also you are so tired because you're just a
(17:15):
man who works so hard and you hardly even drink alcohol,
but maybe it just hits your body a little bit
harder than everybody else's. And he's like, okay, yeah, now
you're making like a little more sense. Meanwhile, Kristen's walking
around outside with a full bottle of wine.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Mm hmm always, which is so confusing to me. Well,
which we'll get to.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
We'll get carrying a bottle of wine walking around and
don't let's not forget that last week Jesse was just
like drinking champagne in the morning. Yet, like, these people
are not that much better than Danny, right, it's just
that that's who they decided to pick on. Yes, and
I will I want to say this about Jesse or
Douche Magoch before we go. It cuts to him for
(17:58):
a second and I was like, who is it he
looks like in this moment and I figured it out.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
It's Alan Cumming.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
There's a moment like he cut his hair kind of weird,
so it's like really shaved on the side and it's
like kind of spiky, and his face in one moment
it was like, Oh, he's like the delightful host of
the Traders, but also a wonderful actor in his own right. Yes,
I like Alan you very but like, remember when he
was on Sex and the City. He played one of
like Dulcha Orgabana one of them, and he was just
(18:24):
very like darling darling, like a cigarette running around trying
to get carried dressed for a fashion show. He was
in a movie called Anniversary Party.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
I loved him The Anniversary Party. I love that movie.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
It's such a good movie.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Yeah, it is so good.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
With Jennifer Jason Lee. I want to say that was
Noah Bombback and that was his wife at the time.
They did that together. And then he left her, I
believe for Greta Gerwig. Oh yeah, te hell yeah. You're
not gonna get a middle yeah, in the middle of
the valley, an old Noah, but an old Indie Woody
(19:03):
Allen light.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
You're not gonna get that anywhere else. Such, I know,
I know, I know.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
And it's like if this, if the valley were better,
they would just make it like that. Yes, So back
in the bedroom, this is where I started to get
so annoyed I could I couldn't come back from it.
My bedroom, Janet is holding court by again repeating the
story about Danny and the pantry with Metilia, like she's
(19:32):
in the movie Clue right. She's like, yeah, okay, let
me set the scene for you guys. I'm in the
pantry getting my easy Mac. Why does she keep repeating
easy Mac? Is this like product integration going on? Probably
probably easy Mac. You've seen it. You just put some
hot water in it and then you like shut up. Janet.
So she's like she's telling the camera She's like, listen,
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I dealt with somebody in the past, not Jason, who
had addiction issues, and like I'm absolutely fine with Danny
being like a terrible, horrible alcoholic that he just needs
to tell everybody that he's a really bad alcoholic and
he needs to ask for help. Otherwise he's being fake
and inauthentic. HM, unlike everybody else on the show who's
(20:17):
being like so authentic, I.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Just shut up and it's shut up.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Then I wrote that Nea fake pries because she she
does do the thing where she's not actually crying, and
she's like but it's just in her voice. So she's like, you,
I just don't understdan. It's like she's it's a lot, Oh,
it's a lot. She's like, I'm just really hurt because
she's talking to Danny. She's like, yeah, I'm really trying
to support Britney's and like talk about her and Jack's
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and if she and like I guess, like I just
wish that they wouldn't talk behind my back, Like that's all.
Like I wish like if I had an issue with her,
I would just say like, hey, I have an issue
with you, But like she talks about my back. It's
so much. And so then Danny does this thing that
I know you noticed. She's finally like, Okay, you can
put your arm around, you can hug me or whatever.
(21:03):
He puts his arm around her and like rubs her back.
So the word I use is active. It was too active.
It is not comforting to have someone put their hand
and then rub their hand like really fast for a hundred,
like a hundred times on your back. And I was like,
either that's someone I mean, I can't. I'm not trying
to be a dick. Danny could be the best guy
(21:24):
to have sex with. I don't know, but based on that,
I'm like he does not understand like another human's no
offers to give her a massage, you know. He is like,
let's say, hey, I'm fine, and he's like, no, no, no, no,
I want to. You know, you're always giving giving to me.
I want to. I want to, like I want to
(21:44):
give you a massage. She's like, you know what, Like later.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
I don't give good massages. And a guy told me
that one time.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
He was like after like we were kind of joking
around and I was she like your massage or whatever,
and he's.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Like honestly, and I was like, well, well, okay, give
me notes, I can whatever.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
And he's like, you just don't really stay in one
place for it, like you just kind of like will
touch one little place in the move and a move
in the mood like there's no like you're not getting
in there. I'm like, okay, well I'm not a missuse
exactly versus Burke Williams. Get your own Burke Williams. It
was funny that he was like, yeah, reminded me, told
me this this, here's a little off story. But he
(22:25):
said one time he like went with friends to Spain
and they were on the beach and these like ladies,
kind of older ladies came up and they're like, do
you want a massage for like eight euros or whatever,
some real cheap thing, and they're like okay, and it
was just awful. They just slapped suntan oil and just
kind of kept hitting them in different areas of his back,
just kind of punched him in the shoulder and then
punched and he goes, but you're see, yours was better
(22:46):
than that. I was like, oh, well, thank you, thank
you so much.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
It's the ADHD. I think that's what it is.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Let's blame everything on that. You're right, I can't. That's
why I don't stay. You know, just like like rub
and move, rub and move, you know.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Rub and move. So yeah, that active thing happened.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Then then Nea tells camera she's like, listen, like Danny
and I have a different relationship, Like we look out
for each other, we support each other. Yes, we're more
reserved and we don't really like airing our dirty laundry,
you know. And I guess we're on a reality show
or whatever, but like that's not like what we're doing.
(23:27):
We're just gonna keep all the thing secret, right, So
that's not great.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Not great.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
I can see why people are super annoyed, but they
kind of backed off and they're like, Okay, we feel bad.
I just wrote what was that, Zach, But I don't
even know what I meant by that. The next morning,
Kristen wakes up so hungover. She's like, I'm just like
tired and dehydrated, and Luke comes in and brings her
some watermelon. I'm like, but yes, yet we're focused on Danny, right,
(23:55):
who's up and around in the morning.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
But I'm so confused.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Okay, so she's not pregnant, but some of the things, well,
she'll say like when she's laying down and she had
a headache one time in the car, like it seemed
like she had morning sickness. She's like playing it that way,
but then she's drinking.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
All the time.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Yeah, but the way she had him kind of serve
her like seem like somebody who's maybe have some morning
pregnancy stuff.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Are we one hundred percent sure she's not pregnant.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
I mean I don't. I think she might be, but
I and then I think she would probably say like, well,
I didn't know I was pregnant. Yeah, but I don't know,
because if you're trying to get pregnant, you're testing all
the time, and she is doing that. So I here's
the thing that I think I said before. She doing
some kind of hormone shots or something that would explain
why she'd feel kind of sick sometimes maybe a little bloated.
(24:44):
There's a scene, I don't know if it's like a
future scene or whatever. She's like crying to Luke where
she's like, I really hate my body. I really felt
for her in that moment. That was for that was
from last week or that was a flashback, Okay, they
showed it. That was when she was saying because she
was saying she missed her window. No, it was in
Santa Barbara, but she was trying to she was checking
(25:05):
her ovulation monitor and her body it was saying, or
you know, she was testing ovulation and it said she
was not in the window to get pregnant. So she
was sad because she doesn't about that. So she wasn't
talking about her physicality. She was just saying, like, right, okay,
I hate the way I can't. I hate that my
body gives me like two hours to get pregnant. And
then don't I want to scream to the TV, like,
(25:27):
I girl, I think you're pregnant. I mean I don't.
I think she she's on fertility meds and that's what's
making her look pregnant. I think, Okay, maybe that makes sense.
But that's what's so confusing because it's like it seems
like and we know she got pregnant very shortly after. Yeah,
so that's to do the math I'd like to figure out,
because did she have the baby yet? I don't know.
(25:49):
I don't know how long ago they I think. So okay,
you keep going the episode where Nia, you know she
Nia and Kristen looked about the same pregnant. Nia's not
pregnant here, so maybe not, maybe she gets pressure.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
She hasn't yet.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
It says pregnant Kristin Dowdy named her baby girl before
she was even expecting, and admits it feels a little weird.
So this was Uh, she already has her baby girl's
name picked out when she learned of her pregnancy.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
That's not weird.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Everybody does that, right, she has names picked up, and
we are really like pushing for mag like infant, Like
what is.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Brad Pitt not doing anything? This is on people?
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Well, there's no story here, but except that she is
still pregnant. She's carrying very much like it's a boy.
So I'm surprised to hear it's a girl. Anyway, So
Brittany uh wakes up okay, and she's now a little
bit embarrassed. Guess why because she was hammered the night before,
hammered and complaining about Nia, hiding the fact that Danny's drunk. Girl,
(26:52):
you were so drunk that you're like, I don't want
I don't want to fight face Nia in the kitchen.
I'm gonna because because I did too many skis last now,
and then I just back and makes jokes about like, yeah,
let's sneak you out the back door. I just wrote.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
These people are assholes. Yes, they are all assholes.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
It's okay. We had the Kristen Michelle talks to Brittany
for a second, who cares. And then there's a packing montage.
I'm like, yeah, let's get these idiots out of this
fake like vacation. But they all ignore. Danny and Nia
are getting out to lead the freaking snuck out. I know,
and Danny might still be drunk in that moment too.
I'm not even trying to be mean, but he seemed
(27:35):
pretty drunk then too. And they're like, yeah, they like
six people left, Well there's only eight to yeah, so yes,
that's everybody except you, Danny and me. They're such shit okay,
And now we come to my neighborhood. Yes, it's upsetting
to see so so it's really funny. Both of our
neighborhoods feature prominently in the valley. Yeah, they do Running Canyon, yes,
(28:01):
which is like a block from you. And did you
see at one point there was a sign that said
Balboa Like that's literally my exit, Like that's where I
live in the valley.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Yeah, they want us to be on the show. I
get it.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
I don't know what I'll I you know, they send
send the contracts. Let me look, let us I'll do it.
Let's help her attorney look it over. You have to
give us a minute. I'd love to be in the back.
I sell people. So Michelle and her old friend she
na se yeah, that like why I just wrote why.
So she comes over to go on a walk and
they have blurred out some of the other hikers, and
(28:33):
I would sew if occasionally when I do run in,
I would sow one hundred percent be like, do not
blur me out. I want to be part of this. Absolutely,
you can do it for one hundred percent free. I'm in.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
I want to talk to them.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
And you'd pretend that you've never done TV before, and
you'd like accidentally in quotes, air quotes, make contact, make
eye contact with the camera totally, and I would pretended
trips to like to see if they would help me.
And then I would go to page this and go
I fell right in front of Cinachet and she didn't
even look up, like I have to get home to Brock.
(29:07):
She's so annoyed. All right, So they're on Runyon and
I just wrote, am I in this?
Speaker 2 (29:12):
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
I don't think it's been a while, so Michelle May
Moon is good. Yeah, Summer Moon is Summer Moon is God.
She has so many teeth, a lot of teeth, Michelle's.
Michelle's tells us she's like, yeah, like Sheena and I
are really good friends because like our daughters are like
(29:34):
the same age and they're like best friends. Right, there
were best friends. Yeah, So she complains about obviously about Jesse,
and I will give her she know that she does
she can be a good friend. So because she's trying
to stay on camera like yeah, do you have to
make it work with Aaron? You're perfect. I've never seen
you happy with Jesse. Like they try to make this
(29:55):
like joke about Jesse.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Like, yeah, we know.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Michelle does tell us this information that basically Aaron, you know,
when she she called Aaron the night that Jesse called
her a whore and a hooker, right, and she called
Aaron to complain about it. And I can kind of
understand Aaron being like, yeah, that sucks. And also I
don't know if I want to be dealing with this
(30:19):
guy that the rest of my life calls you a
freakin horror and a hooker. This guy is crazy. Yeah,
but like you show you show up, You know, you
don't you don't leave her because she's in a back
like she kind of said, like, what, he's going to
break up with me because my ex is an asshole.
I understand his point of view too, but like not
the greatest look on Aaron. I think it's more than that.
(30:40):
I think that Michelle had to say, look, it's the
cheating rumors and they had to probably have a conversation
as to whether she cheated, which she admitted to, and
that's probably what's not fun for Aaron, do you know
what I mean? Like he's like, well, are you gonna
cheat on me? That's what I think happened there. I
mean maybe I think that she is, you know, really unhappy.
(31:02):
I don't know what happened, but Michelle talks so slowly.
By the way, did you notice that she's like, Aaron
almost broke up with me? All right? Girl? Yeah, I
mean maybe that's one of the reasons speed it up.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
We get shipped to do ADHD.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
So now, I don't know, do you have anything else
on these two? I don't, but but I was thinking
that Aaron's not going to break up with her because
he's on a TV show now right. Two of these
people are fame whores speaking of horrores, Aaron, you're also
a whore. You want to be on TV. You are
in every scene that you can wedge your way into.
(31:42):
So and you need money for your cocaine addiction allegedly alleged.
So now Jesse has his life coach. God, Okay, we
have a lot. There's a lot to talk about with Scott.
So Scott comes over this dumb ass life coach, no offense.
He's probably great.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
I just drove beer at a netflace.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
He's a lot, a lot, a lot.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
And then of course Jesse's like you want to drink
which and then he changed it to water. You know,
he meant drink drink, Yes, you want a drink and
he's like water, Like yeah, obviously, I mean he didn't
even say that. Didn't the guy said I'll take it
was like water, he's not gonna yeah, but that wasn't
how he felt.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
How felt agreed. Then Scott life coach.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Scott is trying to pretend like he's like he's the
guy who just says it.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
He's like really raw, So you like to.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Let me say this, No, but life coach Scott is
one of these guys. Do you remember when we were
talking about I think it was about The Bachelor. We
were talking about what's that Brian Abosolo and how he
got that attorney who was like a men's rights guy. Yes,
this guy was such a like yeah, man, you're being
(32:52):
fucked over by this. I felt like Scott's whole attitude
really was like, yeah, Michelle's a bitch, she cheated on you.
But then it was awful, like Jesse does not need
backup on his I was so getting that because his
whole thing was like, yeah, so she cheated, but then
she sort of deflected, right, so then you're the jerk.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
It's like what he's like.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
And then when you went and called her a lying horror,
she kind of made you do that, right, Like that's
I just wrote, fuck you, Scott, fuck you, Scott, fuck
you again, fucking Scott, sorry for that cursing, and Jessa
is so oh, I can't stand him. He's like, yeah, man,
I'm just trying to figure out like did I fail
or did I win? Because with this guy, everything's like
(33:36):
a win win lose, like zero sum game and now
vindicated because Michelle even admitted she cheated, right, yeah. But
then and then Scott has a whole like I did
not follow. He's like, so you know, these are the
flowers and you're the water and where you put your water?
Do you understand, Jesse? Are you paying attention to me
or the water? You're the water? So if you put
(33:57):
your water in some fucking shit piled trash, you're gonna
grow shitpile trash. You could just say. Jesse's like doing coke.
He's like, hey, are you following because he said so
many words. I'm like say less words about flowers, Scott
lifetime or life coach got I am not a fan.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
I'm just telling you that right now.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Yes, doing your best, and you're doing your job as
you see it, but I know absolutely not you're Also,
it was just like amazing that Jesse like he doesn't
hear anything the coach is even telling him, but he's like,
he tells him the whole story. Yeah you know, and
she she said, like, you know, she accused me of cheating,
(34:36):
like just because I would like go out for a
glass of wine. And then they show the flashback of
Michelle going, yeah, all those times that you left me
alone for hours and hours to go drinking and you
say you did nothing wrong and then uh and then
he goes yeah and you know, and.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
Then like what and then I called her like a
fucking cheater, whoor slut bitch And the life coach is like, yeah, man,
that's so crazy that she would force you to do that.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Yes, yes, funny. Then you get to be the bad guy. Yeah,
she get fuck you Scott all right. And then as
if you're not annoyed enough, we go over to Kristin
and Luke, who are just figuring out their rental house
like we care, and it does not look I mean
it looks like it looked to me. I know it's
la it's the valley. I guess wait, I have one
more thing to say about this Jesse Scott scene that
(35:23):
made me so mad. So after he gives him that
whole speech about the watering, don't water that stuff, uh,
Jesse goes, man, I wish there was an easier way.
Oh no, he goes. He goes like this, So if
you don't want to like water the poison ivy, here's
the game plan. Don't be a dick and say means
shit to her, like you got to be in the
(35:44):
one in control or whatever, and he goes, I don't
know if I can do that. I wish there was
like something simpler, like take a deep breath. What the fuck?
So then Scott goes, okay, well how about you screaming
a pillow? Oh my god? And then we have to
see Jesse screaming into a pillow like a toddler because
(36:07):
of how horrible Michelle is to him, and he's just
so mad. Right, It's funny you say that, because I
did write he uh uh, the scream into the pillow thing.
But then I purposely didn't watch him do it because
I was like, oh, nope, I know he's going to
scream into a pillow. Now I'm going to go ahead
and fast forward. That's funny, That's what I did. So
I knew he did that. I forgot to mention, but
I didn't see it because I couldn't bear it. Yeah,
(36:29):
but I want to talk about Kristin and Luke's rental house. Yes,
it looks like every North Dallas suburb, very like. It
looks sad. There's a sadness to that house. Yes, there's
a sadness to the pool.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
What do you think that is? Is the lighting? What
was going on there for the valley. But the valley,
I guess, reminds me a little bit of North Dallas's.
There's a similar like it's just a very suburban north
of Burbank Boulevard. Yes, it's just not the nice part
of the valley and I'm not well done. I also
live north of Burbank Boulevards, so I group myself in
(37:06):
there and I don't even have a pool. I wish
I had a pool. Their home is like house goals
for me. But yes, I understand. It's just they all
have that kind of shoe box similar setup, not a
lot of character, Like there was a lot of carpet
maybe in some of the rooms showing the rooms and
maybe the way the light was flowing in, but it
felt like it seems sad. Yeah, yeah, they need they
(37:28):
need well, they just haven't put it out there yet.
They need like water features and some plant stuff outside.
You know, they're just it's just not there yet. They'll
get there, but they never really got there with Jack's
and they never got there with Jackson Britney's house. That
pool seems a little sad. Same with what's a gimes,
also very sad. Burbank house, Like something's weird there and
(37:48):
I can't quite place it, but that one is especially weird.
Although I will say this, Luke and Kristen, as annoying
as they are, they do seem like a relatively decent couple.
He's not, like he might not be the worst person
for her. He's just so boring.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
He's boring, but like maybe she needs a little bit
of boring. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
So Jasmine pops over because it's in the contract that
she has to come over and see the house, and
she's they're not friend nobody seems like friends.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
Which we hate.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
You know. What's really funny about this scene is that
Jasmine basically her goal of coming over is to talk
about everybody's drinking, talking about the drinking. Yet Kristen, who
has drunk the whole time in Santa Barbara, is drinking
beer at whatever time it is, ten am, eleven am.
She and Luke are both drinking. Yeah, and they're back
(38:36):
then very early, yes, like early, like the sun hasn't
even Son doesn't start kind of banging in here to
like once. So yeah, yeah, they're going to judge other
people's This is the scene where they're going to judge
other people's drinking altho, Jasmine does say she wants to
apologize to Nia and Danny, and I just wrote, shut up, Luke.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
And I don't know why that. I just said.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
She tells the story again. I just but why are
we still talking about this? Well? Yeah, that's when she
says that thing about like how it's her it was
specific to her? Well yeah, right before then, uh, while there,
while drinking a beer, Luke is like, yeah, man, like,
what do we do about Danny's drinking problem? Are we
(39:19):
allowed to just say to Nia like when he's when
he's drunk, Like, hey, is he drunk? Like are we
allowed to just say that? Like no, Luke, you're not
allowed to say anything. Stay the freight out of it, Yes,
stay out of it. You're all shut up, right?
Speaker 2 (39:34):
So yes?
Speaker 1 (39:35):
Yeah. So then then Jasmine does a thing where she's like, yeah,
I should probably apologize to Nia. I mean maybe he
was tired. But then she looks at the camera and
she's like, I mean, shit, he's a voice actor. He
just sits in a booth all day, Like, yeah, that's
gonna make you tired. That annoying?
Speaker 2 (39:54):
What does Jasmine do?
Speaker 3 (39:55):
Fake?
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Like what what does everybody else do? What does Brittany do?
I mean, what does Jasmine do all day? She doesn't
have kids, she have a job, I'm sure she does.
I mean she's maybe that maybe maybe he's the only
one with a job outside of this. Yeah. Yeah, so
that's this is where Jasmine going back to the beginning
of the show, what we talked about, where she says
it's really hard being in a queer relationship, and if
(40:17):
that happened to one of the other people, like Janet Jason,
there'd be a big fight, which you and I don't
We don't know, right, we don't know about that. I'm
looking up to see what jet her last name is
good Jasmine Good. So Luke I'm curious and Kristen are like, yeah,
but like, what if that happened like with us, Like
(40:37):
what if Luke had to work, which he doesn't have
to work because I don't think he has a job,
but okay, yes, hypothetically, and then he came to the
winery and like had some shots but was also really tired.
Like what difference would you think that would make? Wait
wait wait, wait wait wait, I'm very confused. Please set
me straight on this. I typed in like Jasmine from
(40:58):
the Valley, and one of the questions that comes up,
Jasmine announced her pregnancy in March. Oh no, that's ninety day,
because it was like, wait.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
What.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
They why don't why can't the news just be nineteen
hours ago? On BravoTV dot com, Jasmine Goods still still
feels triggered by Danny nineteen This isn't a video where
she's talking about it, oh my for Bravo dot com,
she still feels triggered by Danny's drinking, oh my god,
but not by but not by Britney's drinking, as you said,
(41:28):
not by Jacks apparently, or Jacks or Kristen. This is insane, Okay, okay.
So so basically Luke, Luke and Kristen are like, okay, yeah,
but what what if this happened and it was Luke.
Would that make a difference? Couldn't he just be tired?
And then Jasmine just drops the whole thing and she's like, yeah,
(41:49):
you're right, I wish I didn't make me a cry.
But Jasmine is lying here because she is going to
continue on with this for the rest of the show.
That's right, and obviously until like an hour ago where
it's still being posted on Bravo. Right right, I think
this might be a good time to Is this a
good time to break first part two?
Speaker 2 (42:10):
Or do you want to do another?
Speaker 1 (42:11):
No, let's do let's break. Let's we have shouts though,
don't forget we sure do have shouers. No, we haven't
had enough. Brittany, And you do such a good Brittany
that I think you should do our names as Brittany.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
I mean, Kathy Cowman.
Speaker 1 (42:24):
I'm gonna get your letter from you know, the place
that you went to, Donaldy, Sarah Biker, Jenny Harden what
whenever I meet Jane McMurray, I feel good about myself.
I can't forget it. I want a couple of flat jacks,
Jane like jacks Drake's and yarbro nos jacks real well
(42:45):
because they didn't but they're not speaking no more.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
Jelly Clavier, I got some Birchees and.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
Short Chin and shared singer. This is excruciating. Paul Sullivan,
Stephanie Rinker, Sid Willed and Lauren Barnes.
Speaker 2 (42:55):
You never know when it's gonna come back. You don't know,
Kelly d Kelly.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
And have a dinner for Andrey Crawford and yes, we
love you so much and we love our friends who
like some of them use their shouts for charity for
like charity work non pop.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
It's like Jan Vajepe his Houses into Homes.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
So this is these are like furniture banks that help
families that are making transitions into new houses that might
be low income or not be able to afford making
you know those changes. So you want to go to
Houses into Homes dot org. That's where you want to go.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
Check that out.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
Yeah. Also, my friend Adam Lerner has a business. He's
a car broker and it's called Adams Got a Car
dot com. He's helped me, He's shopping me a car
right now. Takes you don't want to have to go
to a freaking dealership and you know, try to haggle.
Let a car broker who gets access to deals that
(43:50):
you can't get, get you a car and deal with
the financing and he can solve your current car. He
does it all. So do that. Also, Jamie val spit
fire Socials. She will elevate your business by handling all
of your social media ads TikTok, Instagram, the Facebook. It's
she knows what she's doing She's been doing this a
(44:12):
long time. So go to spitfiresocial dot com. Yeah, and
our friend Laura Stewart has a spire Counseling. You know,
I'm a big fan of this. She and other therapists
you know, specialize in like trauma work. They send these
remote brain mapping things. They'll send them to you and
then they can like study them. How cool is that?
Very If you don't, you don't have to live in
Denver or Colorado or anything to use it, but you
(44:33):
want to go to Denver brainspotting dot com. Go check
that out, because that's just amazing that we can do
that these days. Check it out. Yeah, all right, thank
you everybody. We love you guys. Come back for part two.
It'll be something yeah, okay,
What's up? Everybody? Welcome to Rose Pricks, the show where
Cecily and Ike are covering right now the valley. We're deep,
We're in it. We're all can't get.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Out of it.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
We're balls deep. We want to get out. Nobody wants this,
not even you. You're listening out of obligation. We're so sorry.
We're all just like in a loop of response. We're like,
what are we doing? Who?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Yeah? Like who gets honest? Who starts and goes?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Guys?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
I don't really think you need to do the valley?
Did you guys start?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Or do we go?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Hey, we're just not going to do the valley anymore.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Oh, we're doing the valley. We're doing the valley.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
We're not getting out.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
But we finished ninety Day the Other Way right, and
I begged, like fifteen episodes in. I was like, can't
do it, and you made me fight through, right. We
never we didn't bail, you know, we did not bail,
but every time we felt like we were being tortured,
we were like, how many more episodes could twenty five
(01:11):
just of this one? There's so many versions of ninety
Day plus then the Other Way plus have happily ever
after there's like forty different threads and each one has
so many and then each each season has so many episodes.
There's probably I'm sure easily to look up thousands of
ninety Day episodes in some version or another, Like it's ridiculous. Yeah,
(01:33):
And when I scroll read it, I see a lot
of you know, because I had done ninety days, I
see a lot of ninety Days stuff. And it's always
people I've never heard of in my life, exactly because
it's just so many right right, It's always like this guy,
this crazy Michael guy, and I'm like, no idea, who
that is? No, never the only thing it was worth
it in the end, And this may happen again with
(01:53):
the Valley because Stephanie got me a cameo from Sarper
for my birthday. I don't know who the Valley equivalent
of that is. I want to say it's kind of
maybe Danny dark Side Danny. I maybe, I don't know,
but it was. It was amazing and I felt really
close to Sarper. I was like, anything bad that I
may have said about him, I take it back. I
(02:15):
live for him now. I wonder if Kaina and Starper
are still together. I guarantee they are. I don't even
have to look A love like that, love like that,
I love like that. Here's the thing. A boy like that,
boy like.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
That, I kill you. Oh no, your brother, I get
it all wrong. I get it all wrong.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I love like that. It kills your mother kind, stick
with your own kind.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
But that doesn't even I just like the idea of
getting all the lyrics.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
I love like that, it kills the other. Nope, that's
not it, not even really that close doesn't make sense.
You know. Even I know that song because my daughter
played Anita in West Side Story when she was in
the sixth grade, and it was when I bet she was.
She was so good. I remember seeing her in Hamilton
(03:07):
and the videos you posted.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Yes, incredible beauty.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
But when she did a boy like that. The thing
about Elbe, especially at that age, is she took everything
very seriously. So her face was just like there was
no no smiling, like oh when she did America Medica.
So when she did that song, she's supposed to be
(03:32):
kind of mad at Bernardo, and so she's just like
staring him down like there was no nuance. Now it
was just I'm mad. But it was a lot of attitude.
It was like adorable. She was great, but it was
just funny because you see her and she's like so
seriously like scowling at him the whole time, like it's
(03:53):
it's funny anyway. I don't know how he got all
the way to there. But what I was going to say,
also about scrolling Reddit, is that I watched the Valley.
I don't I don't get ahead of myself. I watch
the Valley, I take my notes, and then I do
go a little bit on Reddit and just see what
people say, and I always go like, wow, I really
don't agree with these people, and then I have to
(04:17):
come in with a little dark cloud of people are
going to be really mad at me.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
I bet I agree with you. I don't know what
you're going to say.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
If you want to make this a same stuff, I'll
take a Macrown note. I was just like eenough, listen,
I am on I'm on Jasmine side in a in
a very macro way, I'm on her side. It sucks
like that was that was out of control, that Danny
behave like that, but it is not the worst thing
(04:45):
that's ever happened to you. And I don't need to
hear about it a hundred times, and maybe that's a
note for the editors, like one hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
It couldn't.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
It could be totally be editors and not Jasmine. But
her storyline being only that Danny one time pinched her
thigh and asked her for get her im a drink
is the most absurd thing, and then later did not
pinch her thigh, just pinch her daddy, get daddy a drink,
and then like grabbed her girlfriend's ass, which I think
she said the thigh thing. I swear she said it.
(05:14):
In this episode she's she said something about the story
has changed a little bit, and we are not apologizing
for her. What we are on women's side on this,
of course we are, so do not do not come
for us and be like you guys are out of touch.
I get it, I get that. She's right now. I'm
(05:36):
me doing you. Hold on, Oh my god, I have lawyers.
Hold on, come on in. Okay, we're doing a press Okay,
so yes, hashag me too. I don't even know. I'm
not going to explain what you did. I don't have to.
As a woman, I don't have to tell you. But also,
but almost worse than Jasmine is Jamin for me this episode.
I was like, I am so so done with her
(05:58):
and then just torture myself. I watched her on the
after on what happened.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
No, I could not do that. No, Oh my.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
God, he's such a simp. He yes, so like, oh
my god, Janet's amazing. Anytime she was called out on stuff,
which she was because the audience is not on her side,
he was like, I don't get it. I think she's amazing.
He's horrible. They're all horrible. Someone pointed that out too.
(06:29):
When I was like, well, Jason seems cool. Someone on
our Facebook page, I think, was like, don't don't fall
for Jason either. He's terrible either. I haven't seen it yet.
I don't know what they're referring to, but I believe you.
This is This is my macro note about like, Okay,
I can almost understand Jasmine bringing up the drinking thing
a lot of times. She was actually a victim of
(06:50):
Danny's bad behavior. But Janet has now tried to outdo
Jasmine being triggered. She her story has mushroom clouded, and
she had an alcohol a friend with drug addiction, my
ex boyfriend who was an addict, so now she's really triggered,
so now she has to take this freakin' he drank
(07:10):
tequila in the pantry, which it turns out was like
three gulps, three swallows of tequila in the pantry. I'm
not apologizing, Listen, I'm a I don't know if I've
said this one hundred million times or not, but I
get it. I'm sober, sober, but I would never be like,
oh my god, I'm so triggered right now that it's
(07:33):
not that he drink. And she's not even directly fucking triggered.
She's not even sober. She's like, she's married for six
years to somebody else, and she's like, well, because I
dated somebody who had addiction issues, I'm really triggered. It
was really upsetting. No, it wasn't, Janet. I can't. Oh,
I'm so mad.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Janet's the freaking worst.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Yeah. And also though it just to button, to put
a little button before we get to the whole jasmine thing,
which is way later, I got a little when again
she brought up dark Side Danny.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
We've all seen dark Side Danny.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
He said, get daddy a drink, and he touched my
leg and he said get and it's like, Okay, now again,
it might be the editors. But when she brought up
the fact that as a lesbian, it was more, it
was like, uh uh no, as women, as all women,
it's it's somebody either harasses you or they don't. I
personally did not appreciate that line. We're not going to
we're not going to box in, like we don't what's
(08:28):
the word I'm looking for, Like you don't get ownership
of a feeling or a trigger, and I don't really
get I didn't really understand that. I thought it was
really weird, and maybe someone can explain it to me.
Maybe there's some truth to the guys who are like, oh, oh, okay,
the two of you are even hotter. Okay, maybe that
is what she's saying. She's saying that being a lesbian
(08:48):
she sort of fetishized, so that men think they can
be like, oh, I'm gonna I'm sexualizing both of you
because it's just cute. I don't think Dan. I think
Danny's awful in a different way, like we'll get to Dan,
don't worry.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
But I don't think he was sexualizing either of them.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
I agree. I think he was feeling like you guys
are both my like overly no boundaries, thinking he's being
funny and friendly and very very drunk. But yes, I
agree with you. And but her point was like, if
you did that to one of the straight couples, the
guy would like kick your ass, you know, if you
(09:24):
But I don't think that you. That's the thing is
they wouldn't. I don't think they would. I don't think
that Jason would either. I think it would just be like,
all right, dude, relax. Do you know how many friends
of mine would say in the pool, like we do
a little pool time. You know, so many friends, so
many guy friends like get daddy literally those words.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Get daddy a drink.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
I mean, I can't tell you how many times I'm
seriously right. I mean it's usually you know, but I
agree with you that, like, okay, So Jasmine's point, which
I get, is that like, okay, if a guy grabbed
somebody's wife's ass, the guy would be outraged. But to
your point, I think you're probably right that they kind
(10:05):
of wouldn't. Like if it was Jason Janet and he
grabbed Janet's butt and was and told her get daddy
a drink. I think that Jason would laugh, yes.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
I think, and I think Luke would laugh, and I think.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
So yeah, it's a shame because Jasmine might have a
point that she wants to get across, but this ain't it.
It's enough, and it's the whole episode, which, by the way,
also so it starts out as like a recap of
everyone fighting, you know, or it's not really a recap.
We just kind of pick up where we left off,
where they're all fighting. And did you notice how fast
Zach turns on his friend Brittany sees Zach.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Is so not to be trusted. I starts yelling.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
He thinks everyone's going to gang up on Brittany, so
he's the first to lead the charge, but they don't,
so then he backs down.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
He's a little asshole.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
One thing I noticed about Brittany that I might have
noticed season one and you've probably noticed it for a
long time, but her smile is upside down.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
It is it's a it's a it's a procedure.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
I look that up a while as something went wrong
with a maybe a filler. You know. The other person
we have that was the was on a Love is
Blind season, Remember the one that compared herself to Megan Fox.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Of course she had.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
The upside down smile. But Brittany, when you look at her,
you want to like turn her upside down.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Yep. That's been talked about a lot.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
It's like maybe some kind of filler gone wrong, oh something,
yeah something, or maybe not, maybe she just has that.
But I did like Jasmine defending Brittany.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
I like the Jasmine is a true like girls woman,
you know, defender of women usually.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
However, uh not.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
For Nia because she's like, well, what the fuck now,
how'd you feel about this moment where they're all just
like yelling at her, still at Nia. Yeah, well, I,
first of all, I agree. I was one thousand percent
on Nia's side during this episode. It was shitty what
they all did. And then they're all going to get
together later and kind of defend their shitty behavior by
(12:08):
just explaining how triggered they all were. It doesn't justify
them being like going off on her, and I don't.
I didn't love the Jasmine decided that she's Britney spokesperson.
She's like, let me explain, let me explain. Poor Britney's
had her whole life on display, and like then the
first thing that's going on with somebody else that Britney
(12:29):
wants to discuss it gets shut down. That is not fair, right, Okay, Jasmine,
But you could also have your own story right instead
of your story being that someone else's story is getting
shut down. That can't be a story, right And then
so Nia Okay, so they Nia has a good point too,
like two things can be true at once. He can
be exhausted and also drunk. But I think her point
(12:51):
of view, which is maybe some of the audiences who knows,
is that they're all drinking for the most part. Yes,
he has a Okay, let's just look at that. Look
at it, like Danny seems to have a drinking problem.
He was drunk even in the sober conversations. Like there's
something off and it's not great. Yes, yeah, obviously I
will argue that Kristen seems to have a drinking problem.
(13:13):
I'm just gonna say Christine is drunk in almost every scene.
She looks like an alcoholic. I'm just saying, if we're
going to call call a spade a spade, Kristen is
not doing well as far as I can see.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Brittany is a big drinker herself.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Brittany has seriously seems to have a drinking problem, and
Jack's has a drinking problem. Jesse may have a may
have a cocaine problem. I mean, what are they Why
are they doing something? Because he's maybe taking too much
ADHD meds, but his eyes were always bugging out. So
I don't think we can all focus everything on Danny.
And I think that's kind of Nia's point. Yes, it
(13:51):
was like we we all got shit going on.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Well, and then at first I thought we were calling
it him Danny, and then all of a sudden, Janet
calls him Daniel, and then a lot of people, I
know they interchange Daniel and Danny, but it just seems
so Janet.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
I really I saw we're all kind of Danny's like.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
And then I went into the pantry and Daniel Daniel
was there with tequila. What were you with, Janet? Why
are we not calling out whatever your habits are, I'm
sure you have them exactly. Why were you in the forgets? Janets?
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Janets? I love you, Janet, But.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Jasmine like basically takes over the show here and she's
trying to Jasmine's plain that what a nightmare Danny is
which is which this is? It starts this early on.
We're like a minute into the show and Jasmine's like, guys, guys,
Danny is a nightmare. He basically attacked me when he
was drunk, and Danny Darkside came out, Danny darkside, Danny
(14:48):
dark Side. And MIA's just sitting there and she's like, well,
don't you sometimes make excuses for like Jack's And Brittany's like, yeah,
I'll do I'll do something she does of course, of course,
of course I have. And he's like okay, and then
Danny walks in.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
This was okay.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
It's amazingly sober at first, and then he started talking.
I wrote, poor Danny, and then I, oh, fuck, he's
really drunk. He's not sober in the scene. I mean,
he wasn't like acting crazy though, you're not crazy, but
he's drunk. He's like, oh, under sounds going on.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
So he is like, listen, let's let's go in the kitchen,
let's have a time, let's have an energy drink because
we got to wake up and take care of our
kids tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
And you feel for her, not feel for her. It's
all on camera. It's terrible.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
So they go in the bedroom Nia and Danny, and
Danny tries to put his arm around Nia and she's like, look,
I don't I don't want to be consoled right now.
She's just been through a lot. Yeah, but if you're
Danny and you've just been in a blackout, you're probably
in asleep, aren't You're probably like, I have no fucking
(15:57):
clue what's happening with these people right now?
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Right?
Speaker 1 (15:59):
No, totally, that's exactly the problem. He's like, wait, this
about me. It's about me, Like I felt, I felt
for him, but it was he was definitely like, you know, yeah,
she's like drunk. A My adrenaline is going crazy right
now because they're accusing me of keeping secrets and like
not refusing to say that you're drunk. But I tried
(16:21):
to say that like two things can be true, and
that you're really tired, but also you've had a little
too much to drink.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
He's like, what, I didn't have to drink. I don't
have nothing.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
I had the same amount as everybody. And she's like, yeah,
but you did have a little too much to drink,
and you're also super tired. Because she came home at
eleven and then you had to wake up at five am,
and then you worked all day. My little believe you
had to do a little VoiceAge and your baby booth.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Yeah, it was still defending and it was annoying.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
But you also had a.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Little, tiny, teeny.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Tiny bit too much to drink. And he's like, okay,
hold up, everything is true up to the whole. You
had a little too much to drink. I had. I
had the same as everybody. And she's like, okay, yes,
but you were feeling good, right, you were feeling really good.
And also you are so tired because you're just a
(17:15):
man who works so hard and you hardly even drink alcohol,
but maybe it just hits your body a little bit
harder than everybody else's. And he's like, okay, yeah, now
you're making like a little more sense. Meanwhile, Kristen's walking
around outside with a full bottle of wine.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Mm hmm always, which is so confusing to me. Well,
which we'll get to.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
We'll get carrying a bottle of wine walking around and
don't let's not forget that last week Jesse was just
like drinking champagne in the morning. Yet, like, these people
are not that much better than Danny, right, it's just
that that's who they decided to pick on. Yes, and
I will I want to say this about Jesse or
Douche Magoch before we go. It cuts to him for
(17:58):
a second and I was like, who is it he
looks like in this moment and I figured it out.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
It's Alan Cumming.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
There's a moment like he cut his hair kind of weird,
so it's like really shaved on the side and it's
like kind of spiky, and his face in one moment
it was like, Oh, he's like the delightful host of
the Traders, but also a wonderful actor in his own right. Yes,
I like Alan you very but like, remember when he
was on Sex and the City. He played one of
like Dulcha Orgabana one of them, and he was just
(18:24):
very like darling darling, like a cigarette running around trying
to get carried dressed for a fashion show. He was
in a movie called Anniversary Party.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
I loved him The Anniversary Party. I love that movie.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
It's such a good movie.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Yeah, it is so good.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
With Jennifer Jason Lee. I want to say that was
Noah Bombback and that was his wife at the time.
They did that together. And then he left her, I
believe for Greta Gerwig. Oh yeah, te hell yeah. You're
not gonna get a middle yeah, in the middle of
the valley, an old Noah, but an old Indie Woody
(19:03):
Allen light.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
You're not gonna get that anywhere else. Such, I know,
I know, I know.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
And it's like if this, if the valley were better,
they would just make it like that. Yes, So back
in the bedroom, this is where I started to get
so annoyed I could I couldn't come back from it.
My bedroom, Janet is holding court by again repeating the
story about Danny and the pantry with Metilia, like she's
(19:32):
in the movie Clue right. She's like, yeah, okay, let
me set the scene for you guys. I'm in the
pantry getting my easy Mac. Why does she keep repeating
easy Mac? Is this like product integration going on? Probably
probably easy Mac. You've seen it. You just put some
hot water in it and then you like shut up. Janet.
So she's like she's telling the camera She's like, listen,
(19:56):
I dealt with somebody in the past, not Jason, who
had addiction issues, and like I'm absolutely fine with Danny
being like a terrible, horrible alcoholic that he just needs
to tell everybody that he's a really bad alcoholic and
he needs to ask for help. Otherwise he's being fake
and inauthentic. HM, unlike everybody else on the show who's
(20:17):
being like so authentic, I.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Just shut up and it's shut up.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Then I wrote that Nea fake pries because she she
does do the thing where she's not actually crying, and
she's like but it's just in her voice. So she's like, you,
I just don't understdan. It's like she's it's a lot, Oh,
it's a lot. She's like, I'm just really hurt because
she's talking to Danny. She's like, yeah, I'm really trying
to support Britney's and like talk about her and Jack's
(20:42):
and if she and like I guess, like I just
wish that they wouldn't talk behind my back, Like that's all.
Like I wish like if I had an issue with her,
I would just say like, hey, I have an issue
with you, But like she talks about my back. It's
so much. And so then Danny does this thing that
I know you noticed. She's finally like, Okay, you can
put your arm around, you can hug me or whatever.
(21:03):
He puts his arm around her and like rubs her back.
So the word I use is active. It was too active.
It is not comforting to have someone put their hand
and then rub their hand like really fast for a hundred,
like a hundred times on your back. And I was like,
either that's someone I mean, I can't. I'm not trying
to be a dick. Danny could be the best guy
(21:24):
to have sex with. I don't know, but based on that,
I'm like he does not understand like another human's no
offers to give her a massage, you know. He is like,
let's say, hey, I'm fine, and he's like, no, no, no, no,
I want to. You know, you're always giving giving to me.
I want to. I want to, like I want to
(21:44):
give you a massage. She's like, you know what, Like later.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
I don't give good massages. And a guy told me
that one time.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
He was like after like we were kind of joking
around and I was she like your massage or whatever,
and he's.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Like honestly, and I was like, well, well, okay, give
me notes, I can whatever.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
And he's like, you just don't really stay in one
place for it, like you just kind of like will
touch one little place in the move and a move
in the mood like there's no like you're not getting
in there. I'm like, okay, well I'm not a missuse
exactly versus Burke Williams. Get your own Burke Williams. It
was funny that he was like, yeah, reminded me, told
me this this, here's a little off story. But he
(22:25):
said one time he like went with friends to Spain
and they were on the beach and these like ladies,
kind of older ladies came up and they're like, do
you want a massage for like eight euros or whatever,
some real cheap thing, and they're like okay, and it
was just awful. They just slapped suntan oil and just
kind of kept hitting them in different areas of his back,
just kind of punched him in the shoulder and then
punched and he goes, but you're see, yours was better
(22:46):
than that. I was like, oh, well, thank you, thank
you so much.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
It's the ADHD. I think that's what it is.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Let's blame everything on that. You're right, I can't. That's
why I don't stay. You know, just like like rub
and move, rub and move, you know.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Rub and move. So yeah, that active thing happened.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Then then Nea tells camera she's like, listen, like Danny
and I have a different relationship, Like we look out
for each other, we support each other. Yes, we're more
reserved and we don't really like airing our dirty laundry,
you know. And I guess we're on a reality show
or whatever, but like that's not like what we're doing.
(23:27):
We're just gonna keep all the thing secret, right, So
that's not great.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Not great.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
I can see why people are super annoyed, but they
kind of backed off and they're like, Okay, we feel bad.
I just wrote what was that, Zach, But I don't
even know what I meant by that. The next morning,
Kristen wakes up so hungover. She's like, I'm just like
tired and dehydrated, and Luke comes in and brings her
some watermelon. I'm like, but yes, yet we're focused on Danny, right,
(23:55):
who's up and around in the morning.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
But I'm so confused.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Okay, so she's not pregnant, but some of the things, well,
she'll say like when she's laying down and she had
a headache one time in the car, like it seemed
like she had morning sickness. She's like playing it that way,
but then she's drinking.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
All the time.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Yeah, but the way she had him kind of serve
her like seem like somebody who's maybe have some morning
pregnancy stuff.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Are we one hundred percent sure she's not pregnant.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
I mean I don't. I think she might be, but
I and then I think she would probably say like, well,
I didn't know I was pregnant. Yeah, but I don't know,
because if you're trying to get pregnant, you're testing all
the time, and she is doing that. So I here's
the thing that I think I said before. She doing
some kind of hormone shots or something that would explain
why she'd feel kind of sick sometimes maybe a little bloated.
(24:44):
There's a scene, I don't know if it's like a
future scene or whatever. She's like crying to Luke where
she's like, I really hate my body. I really felt
for her in that moment. That was for that was
from last week or that was a flashback, Okay, they
showed it. That was when she was saying because she
was saying she missed her window. No, it was in
Santa Barbara, but she was trying to she was checking
(25:05):
her ovulation monitor and her body it was saying, or
you know, she was testing ovulation and it said she
was not in the window to get pregnant. So she
was sad because she doesn't about that. So she wasn't
talking about her physicality. She was just saying, like, right, okay,
I hate the way I can't. I hate that my
body gives me like two hours to get pregnant. And
then don't I want to scream to the TV, like,
(25:27):
I girl, I think you're pregnant. I mean I don't.
I think she she's on fertility meds and that's what's
making her look pregnant. I think, Okay, maybe that makes sense.
But that's what's so confusing because it's like it seems
like and we know she got pregnant very shortly after. Yeah,
so that's to do the math I'd like to figure out,
because did she have the baby yet? I don't know.
(25:49):
I don't know how long ago they I think. So okay,
you keep going the episode where Nia, you know she
Nia and Kristen looked about the same pregnant. Nia's not
pregnant here, so maybe not, maybe she gets pressure.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
She hasn't yet.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
It says pregnant Kristin Dowdy named her baby girl before
she was even expecting, and admits it feels a little weird.
So this was Uh, she already has her baby girl's
name picked out when she learned of her pregnancy.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
That's not weird.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Everybody does that, right, she has names picked up, and
we are really like pushing for mag like infant, Like
what is.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Brad Pitt not doing anything? This is on people?
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Well, there's no story here, but except that she is
still pregnant. She's carrying very much like it's a boy.
So I'm surprised to hear it's a girl. Anyway, So
Brittany uh wakes up okay, and she's now a little
bit embarrassed. Guess why because she was hammered the night before,
hammered and complaining about Nia, hiding the fact that Danny's drunk. Girl,
(26:52):
you were so drunk that you're like, I don't want
I don't want to fight face Nia in the kitchen.
I'm gonna because because I did too many skis last now,
and then I just back and makes jokes about like, yeah,
let's sneak you out the back door. I just wrote.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
These people are assholes. Yes, they are all assholes.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
It's okay. We had the Kristen Michelle talks to Brittany
for a second, who cares. And then there's a packing montage.
I'm like, yeah, let's get these idiots out of this
fake like vacation. But they all ignore. Danny and Nia
are getting out to lead the freaking snuck out. I know,
and Danny might still be drunk in that moment too.
I'm not even trying to be mean, but he seemed
(27:35):
pretty drunk then too. And they're like, yeah, they like
six people left, Well there's only eight to yeah, so yes,
that's everybody except you, Danny and me. They're such shit okay,
And now we come to my neighborhood. Yes, it's upsetting
to see so so it's really funny. Both of our
neighborhoods feature prominently in the valley. Yeah, they do Running Canyon, yes,
(28:01):
which is like a block from you. And did you
see at one point there was a sign that said
Balboa Like that's literally my exit, Like that's where I
live in the valley.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Yeah, they want us to be on the show. I
get it.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
I don't know what I'll I you know, they send
send the contracts. Let me look, let us I'll do it.
Let's help her attorney look it over. You have to
give us a minute. I'd love to be in the back.
I sell people. So Michelle and her old friend she
na se yeah, that like why I just wrote why.
So she comes over to go on a walk and
they have blurred out some of the other hikers, and
(28:33):
I would sew if occasionally when I do run in,
I would sow one hundred percent be like, do not
blur me out. I want to be part of this. Absolutely,
you can do it for one hundred percent free. I'm in.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
I want to talk to them.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
And you'd pretend that you've never done TV before, and
you'd like accidentally in quotes, air quotes, make contact, make
eye contact with the camera totally, and I would pretended
trips to like to see if they would help me.
And then I would go to page this and go
I fell right in front of Cinachet and she didn't
even look up, like I have to get home to Brock.
(29:07):
She's so annoyed. All right, So they're on Runyon and
I just wrote, am I in this?
Speaker 2 (29:12):
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
I don't think it's been a while, so Michelle May
Moon is good. Yeah, Summer Moon is Summer Moon is God.
She has so many teeth, a lot of teeth, Michelle's.
Michelle's tells us she's like, yeah, like Sheena and I
are really good friends because like our daughters are like
(29:34):
the same age and they're like best friends. Right, there
were best friends. Yeah, So she complains about obviously about Jesse,
and I will give her she know that she does
she can be a good friend. So because she's trying
to stay on camera like yeah, do you have to
make it work with Aaron? You're perfect. I've never seen
you happy with Jesse. Like they try to make this
(29:55):
like joke about Jesse.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Like, yeah, we know.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Michelle does tell us this information that basically Aaron, you know,
when she she called Aaron the night that Jesse called
her a whore and a hooker, right, and she called
Aaron to complain about it. And I can kind of
understand Aaron being like, yeah, that sucks. And also I
don't know if I want to be dealing with this
(30:19):
guy that the rest of my life calls you a
freakin horror and a hooker. This guy is crazy. Yeah,
but like you show you show up, You know, you
don't you don't leave her because she's in a back
like she kind of said, like, what, he's going to
break up with me because my ex is an asshole.
I understand his point of view too, but like not
the greatest look on Aaron. I think it's more than that.
(30:40):
I think that Michelle had to say, look, it's the
cheating rumors and they had to probably have a conversation
as to whether she cheated, which she admitted to, and
that's probably what's not fun for Aaron, do you know
what I mean? Like he's like, well, are you gonna
cheat on me? That's what I think happened there. I
mean maybe I think that she is, you know, really unhappy.
(31:02):
I don't know what happened, but Michelle talks so slowly.
By the way, did you notice that she's like, Aaron
almost broke up with me? All right? Girl? Yeah, I
mean maybe that's one of the reasons speed it up.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
We get shipped to do ADHD.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
So now, I don't know, do you have anything else
on these two? I don't, but but I was thinking
that Aaron's not going to break up with her because
he's on a TV show now right. Two of these
people are fame whores speaking of horrores, Aaron, you're also
a whore. You want to be on TV. You are
in every scene that you can wedge your way into.
(31:42):
So and you need money for your cocaine addiction allegedly alleged.
So now Jesse has his life coach. God, Okay, we
have a lot. There's a lot to talk about with Scott.
So Scott comes over this dumb ass life coach, no offense.
He's probably great.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
I just drove beer at a netflace.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
He's a lot, a lot, a lot.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
And then of course Jesse's like you want to drink
which and then he changed it to water. You know,
he meant drink drink, Yes, you want a drink and
he's like water, Like yeah, obviously, I mean he didn't
even say that. Didn't the guy said I'll take it
was like water, he's not gonna yeah, but that wasn't
how he felt.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
How felt agreed. Then Scott life coach.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Scott is trying to pretend like he's like he's the
guy who just says it.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
He's like really raw, So you like to.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Let me say this, No, but life coach Scott is
one of these guys. Do you remember when we were
talking about I think it was about The Bachelor. We
were talking about what's that Brian Abosolo and how he
got that attorney who was like a men's rights guy. Yes,
this guy was such a like yeah, man, you're being
(32:52):
fucked over by this. I felt like Scott's whole attitude
really was like, yeah, Michelle's a bitch, she cheated on you.
But then it was awful, like Jesse does not need
backup on his I was so getting that because his
whole thing was like, yeah, so she cheated, but then
she sort of deflected, right, so then you're the jerk.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
It's like what he's like.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
And then when you went and called her a lying horror,
she kind of made you do that, right, Like that's
I just wrote, fuck you, Scott, fuck you, Scott, fuck
you again, fucking Scott, sorry for that cursing, and Jessa
is so oh, I can't stand him. He's like, yeah, man,
I'm just trying to figure out like did I fail
or did I win? Because with this guy, everything's like
(33:36):
a win win lose, like zero sum game and now
vindicated because Michelle even admitted she cheated, right, yeah. But
then and then Scott has a whole like I did
not follow. He's like, so you know, these are the
flowers and you're the water and where you put your water?
Do you understand, Jesse? Are you paying attention to me
or the water? You're the water? So if you put
(33:57):
your water in some fucking shit piled trash, you're gonna
grow shitpile trash. You could just say. Jesse's like doing coke.
He's like, hey, are you following because he said so
many words. I'm like say less words about flowers, Scott
lifetime or life coach got I am not a fan.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
I'm just telling you that right now.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Yes, doing your best, and you're doing your job as
you see it, but I know absolutely not you're Also,
it was just like amazing that Jesse like he doesn't
hear anything the coach is even telling him, but he's like,
he tells him the whole story. Yeah you know, and
she she said, like, you know, she accused me of cheating,
(34:36):
like just because I would like go out for a
glass of wine. And then they show the flashback of
Michelle going, yeah, all those times that you left me
alone for hours and hours to go drinking and you
say you did nothing wrong and then uh and then
he goes yeah and you know, and.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
Then like what and then I called her like a
fucking cheater, whoor slut bitch And the life coach is like, yeah, man,
that's so crazy that she would force you to do that.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Yes, yes, funny. Then you get to be the bad guy. Yeah,
she get fuck you Scott all right. And then as
if you're not annoyed enough, we go over to Kristin
and Luke, who are just figuring out their rental house
like we care, and it does not look I mean
it looks like it looked to me. I know it's
la it's the valley. I guess wait, I have one
more thing to say about this Jesse Scott scene that
(35:23):
made me so mad. So after he gives him that
whole speech about the watering, don't water that stuff, uh,
Jesse goes, man, I wish there was an easier way.
Oh no, he goes. He goes like this, So if
you don't want to like water the poison ivy, here's
the game plan. Don't be a dick and say means
shit to her, like you got to be in the
(35:44):
one in control or whatever, and he goes, I don't
know if I can do that. I wish there was
like something simpler, like take a deep breath. What the fuck?
So then Scott goes, okay, well how about you screaming
a pillow? Oh my god? And then we have to
see Jesse screaming into a pillow like a toddler because
(36:07):
of how horrible Michelle is to him, and he's just
so mad. Right, It's funny you say that, because I
did write he uh uh, the scream into the pillow thing.
But then I purposely didn't watch him do it because
I was like, oh, nope, I know he's going to
scream into a pillow. Now I'm going to go ahead
and fast forward. That's funny, That's what I did. So
I knew he did that. I forgot to mention, but
I didn't see it because I couldn't bear it. Yeah,
(36:29):
but I want to talk about Kristin and Luke's rental house. Yes,
it looks like every North Dallas suburb, very like. It
looks sad. There's a sadness to that house. Yes, there's
a sadness to the pool.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
What do you think that is? Is the lighting? What
was going on there for the valley. But the valley,
I guess, reminds me a little bit of North Dallas's.
There's a similar like it's just a very suburban north
of Burbank Boulevard. Yes, it's just not the nice part
of the valley and I'm not well done. I also
live north of Burbank Boulevards, so I group myself in
(37:06):
there and I don't even have a pool. I wish
I had a pool. Their home is like house goals
for me. But yes, I understand. It's just they all
have that kind of shoe box similar setup, not a
lot of character, Like there was a lot of carpet
maybe in some of the rooms showing the rooms and
maybe the way the light was flowing in, but it
felt like it seems sad. Yeah, yeah, they need they
(37:28):
need well, they just haven't put it out there yet.
They need like water features and some plant stuff outside.
You know, they're just it's just not there yet. They'll
get there, but they never really got there with Jack's
and they never got there with Jackson Britney's house. That
pool seems a little sad. Same with what's a gimes,
also very sad. Burbank house, Like something's weird there and
(37:48):
I can't quite place it, but that one is especially weird.
Although I will say this, Luke and Kristen, as annoying
as they are, they do seem like a relatively decent couple.
He's not, like he might not be the worst person
for her. He's just so boring.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
He's boring, but like maybe she needs a little bit
of boring. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
So Jasmine pops over because it's in the contract that
she has to come over and see the house, and
she's they're not friend nobody seems like friends.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
Which we hate.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
You know. What's really funny about this scene is that
Jasmine basically her goal of coming over is to talk
about everybody's drinking, talking about the drinking. Yet Kristen, who
has drunk the whole time in Santa Barbara, is drinking
beer at whatever time it is, ten am, eleven am.
She and Luke are both drinking. Yeah, and they're back
(38:36):
then very early, yes, like early, like the sun hasn't
even Son doesn't start kind of banging in here to
like once. So yeah, yeah, they're going to judge other
people's This is the scene where they're going to judge
other people's drinking altho, Jasmine does say she wants to
apologize to Nia and Danny, and I just wrote, shut up, Luke.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
And I don't know why that. I just said.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
She tells the story again. I just but why are
we still talking about this? Well? Yeah, that's when she
says that thing about like how it's her it was
specific to her? Well yeah, right before then, uh, while there,
while drinking a beer, Luke is like, yeah, man, like,
what do we do about Danny's drinking problem? Are we
(39:19):
allowed to just say to Nia like when he's when
he's drunk, Like, hey, is he drunk? Like are we
allowed to just say that? Like no, Luke, you're not
allowed to say anything. Stay the freight out of it, Yes,
stay out of it. You're all shut up, right?
Speaker 2 (39:34):
So yes?
Speaker 1 (39:35):
Yeah. So then then Jasmine does a thing where she's like, yeah,
I should probably apologize to Nia. I mean maybe he
was tired. But then she looks at the camera and
she's like, I mean, shit, he's a voice actor. He
just sits in a booth all day, Like, yeah, that's
gonna make you tired. That annoying?
Speaker 2 (39:54):
What does Jasmine do?
Speaker 3 (39:55):
Fake?
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Like what what does everybody else do? What does Brittany do?
I mean, what does Jasmine do all day? She doesn't
have kids, she have a job, I'm sure she does.
I mean she's maybe that maybe maybe he's the only
one with a job outside of this. Yeah. Yeah, so
that's this is where Jasmine going back to the beginning
of the show, what we talked about, where she says
it's really hard being in a queer relationship, and if
(40:17):
that happened to one of the other people, like Janet Jason,
there'd be a big fight, which you and I don't
We don't know, right, we don't know about that. I'm
looking up to see what jet her last name is
good Jasmine Good. So Luke I'm curious and Kristen are like, yeah,
but like, what if that happened like with us, Like
(40:37):
what if Luke had to work, which he doesn't have
to work because I don't think he has a job,
but okay, yes, hypothetically, and then he came to the
winery and like had some shots but was also really tired.
Like what difference would you think that would make? Wait
wait wait, wait wait wait, I'm very confused. Please set
me straight on this. I typed in like Jasmine from
(40:58):
the Valley, and one of the questions that comes up,
Jasmine announced her pregnancy in March. Oh no, that's ninety day,
because it was like, wait.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
What.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
They why don't why can't the news just be nineteen
hours ago? On BravoTV dot com, Jasmine Goods still still
feels triggered by Danny nineteen This isn't a video where
she's talking about it, oh my for Bravo dot com,
she still feels triggered by Danny's drinking, oh my god,
but not by but not by Britney's drinking, as you said,
(41:28):
not by Jacks apparently, or Jacks or Kristen. This is insane, Okay, okay.
So so basically Luke, Luke and Kristen are like, okay, yeah,
but what what if this happened and it was Luke.
Would that make a difference? Couldn't he just be tired?
And then Jasmine just drops the whole thing and she's like, yeah,
(41:49):
you're right, I wish I didn't make me a cry.
But Jasmine is lying here because she is going to
continue on with this for the rest of the show.
That's right, and obviously until like an hour ago where
it's still being posted on Bravo. Right right, I think
this might be a good time to Is this a
good time to break first part two?
Speaker 2 (42:10):
Or do you want to do another?
Speaker 1 (42:11):
No, let's do let's break. Let's we have shouts though,
don't forget we sure do have shouers. No, we haven't
had enough. Brittany, And you do such a good Brittany
that I think you should do our names as Brittany.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
I mean, Kathy Cowman.
Speaker 1 (42:24):
I'm gonna get your letter from you know, the place
that you went to, Donaldy, Sarah Biker, Jenny Harden what
whenever I meet Jane McMurray, I feel good about myself.
I can't forget it. I want a couple of flat jacks,
Jane like jacks Drake's and yarbro nos jacks real well
(42:45):
because they didn't but they're not speaking no more.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
Jelly Clavier, I got some Birchees and.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
Short Chin and shared singer. This is excruciating. Paul Sullivan,
Stephanie Rinker, Sid Willed and Lauren Barnes.
Speaker 2 (42:55):
You never know when it's gonna come back. You don't know,
Kelly d Kelly.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
And have a dinner for Andrey Crawford and yes, we
love you so much and we love our friends who
like some of them use their shouts for charity for
like charity work non pop.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
It's like Jan Vajepe his Houses into Homes.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
So this is these are like furniture banks that help
families that are making transitions into new houses that might
be low income or not be able to afford making
you know those changes. So you want to go to
Houses into Homes dot org. That's where you want to go.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
Check that out.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
Yeah. Also, my friend Adam Lerner has a business. He's
a car broker and it's called Adams Got a Car
dot com. He's helped me, He's shopping me a car
right now. Takes you don't want to have to go
to a freaking dealership and you know, try to haggle.
Let a car broker who gets access to deals that
(43:50):
you can't get, get you a car and deal with
the financing and he can solve your current car. He
does it all. So do that. Also, Jamie val spit
fire Socials. She will elevate your business by handling all
of your social media ads TikTok, Instagram, the Facebook. It's
she knows what she's doing She's been doing this a
(44:12):
long time. So go to spitfiresocial dot com. Yeah, and
our friend Laura Stewart has a spire Counseling. You know,
I'm a big fan of this. She and other therapists
you know, specialize in like trauma work. They send these
remote brain mapping things. They'll send them to you and
then they can like study them. How cool is that?
Very If you don't, you don't have to live in
Denver or Colorado or anything to use it, but you
(44:33):
want to go to Denver brainspotting dot com. Go check
that out, because that's just amazing that we can do
that these days. Check it out. Yeah, all right, thank
you everybody. We love you guys. Come back for part two.
It'll be something yeah, okay,
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