September 4, 2024 • 51 mins
Robin and Adam proudly present Episode 300 of Scary(ish)! Your hosts with the most take a break this episode to reflect on how far they've come and quiz one another with a few fun games about the show's history. Listen, Share, Subscribe, and Review!
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Speaker 1 (00:12):
Hey, they're spooky friends and welcome to episode three hundred
of the Scarish Podcast. Uh, that's not including all the
story times. We have lots of storytimes too, but these
are our main topic episodes forrad episode three hundred.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Technically, this episode, even though it's a topic episode, it's
not gonna have a topic y'all. It's gonna be a
celebration because three hundred episodes is a lot.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
It's a lot of episodes.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Yeah, so this one's gonna be a bit cash.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
We're gonna kick, it's gonna be chaotic.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yeah, for sure, we're gonna talk about some stuff when
it comes to Scarish. I have a couple of little
games to play. Robin has one or two I think,
and then I have some uh trivia that you can
play along. I'm gonna basically quiz Robin on some Scarish
trivia that I think is very hard. And if you
folks get points out there, just comment on the Instagram
(01:05):
post with the number the total.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Guys, we've already covered that we don't know shit about
our topic.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Man, that episode is rough. Yeah, Marsha decided to give
us that toll game show was very fun, super fun.
So we just didn't do well. I think I would
have won had I not answered so many incorrections. Yeah,
I should have just kept my mouth shut, which probably
would have made for bad podcasting, but hey, is what
it is. I still thought the episode was really fun.
(01:34):
For this one, though, how do you want to start
You want to start with games, you want to talk about,
like the future of the show.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Let's start with something fun.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Something fun. Okay, how about we start Let's start out
this three hundredth episode of Scarish with some Scarish trivia, okay,
and then the folks at home or you know where
the fuck you are while you're listening to this can
play along as well. But yeah, I was going through
things when I we hit three hundred episodes. I was
thinking to myself, I really wonder this or that about
(02:05):
the show, and so I started digging into some numbers. So, okay,
we posted something a while ago that said thank you
for one million listens when we hit one years ago.
Do you remember what month and year we posted.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
That that was. That's got to be two thousand and twenty, No,
two thousand and nineteen September.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
It was October of twenty twenty. Damn, damn it took
us two years and eleven months because we started this
November late November of twenty seventeen. Oh wow, So it
took us two years and eleven months to hit one
million download okay, which is pretty awesome. It's an amazing feed.
I never thought we would ever get close to a million.
(03:06):
But the reason I looked that up is because I
thought to myself, how many downloads do we have now?
Because I decided that I was not going to.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
One million, five hundred bollars, right.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I decided that I wasn't going to post about two million.
I wanted our next milestone to be five million, okay,
And so I'm curious if you have a guess as
to how many downloads we have had at this point.
It's August twenty seventh, twenty two years later, so we
have been doing this show as soon as it is
November this year. Well six years. That will be seven
(03:34):
full years.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Seven years, oh lord, hang on.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Eight nine seven zero one two three four, yeah, seven
full years. So we're still in the progress. We're six years,
nine months something like that. So how many downloads do
you think we've had so far to this?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
If act, two years and eleven months we had one million,
and now we're going to be seven years. I'm going
to say two point seven million.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Okay. I thought we would be around three and a
half to four because we did have a very big
increase in listenership after we hit one million that was
sustained for quite some time. We currently and I went
to all these sources. I went to uh spreaker, which
tallies up all of the possible places you can download
(04:23):
us right now, and I removed Spotify because they're they're
reporting for Spotify is not accurate. I went to Spotify
and got the numbers from there, and then I checked
our website, see how many times our stuff's been listening
to on our website, our YouTube page, and then Patreon
wouldn't give me the numbers. So we might be a
little bit low on this number, but we are at
five point.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Three no way.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Yeah, yall didn't realize across that line. But I forgot
that we had a bump from a few folks that
have other shows, and we had like pretty big numbers there.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
That means I need to make a new post about
five million.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
We crossed the five million mark and I hadn't I
have and checked it in like two years. I think
last time I checked it, we were just about to
hit four.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
That's a little less than a million a year.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Yeah. Yeah, we've done pretty well. So the first it
took us like three years to get to a million,
and then our pace kind of scaled up. We're kind
of back to the pace we were at the first
three years, okay, as far as downloads go, because we're
not as consistent.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Right, we're chilling well.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
That was like the hard and fast rule of scaryish
and nerd chills for that matter, is that every week
you had an episode, and we did that for a while.
I think we held onto that like credo for like
five and a half years. But sometimes life finds a
way of ruining shit, and we decided, you know, a
week here, week there off probably was better for our
(05:44):
mental health and the grand scheme of things than having
an episode every single week. Yeah, and I did feel
like the quality had dipped just slightly, especially because we
were a part at that time, so it was very
hard to have like our normal chemistry and cadence when
there was like a two second delay where it's like
I tell a hilarious joke and then you would laugh
at it never.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
I still do that and we sit next to each other.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Yeah, that's true. But five point three million, so something
to celebrate. But that's the first part. After that, I
was like, I should look up some more scary statistics
and uh quiz Robin and see how well she's doing.
Do you know the muffin Man, the muffin Man, the
muffin Man. Do you know which episode of ours has
been listened to the most?
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Um, it's probably the one with the Black Eyed Children.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
That is wrong. Oh okay, to be fair, there are
three hundred episodes to choose from, not including this one.
I did include, for some reason the episode that came
out tomorrow, because we're recording this back to back with
episode two ninety nine, y'all, because we're at the moment
I'm talking and you're listening to this. We're in Italy,
just live in life, or we died on the way
(06:54):
there or died.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
You know how many times I've heard like, hope you
come back in one piece or so I'm oh.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Yeah, but no, it is not the Black Eyed Children episode.
I will say that episode is the one that I've
had people tell me more often than not, scared the
fuck out of them. Yeah, just straight up creep.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
The mouse kids are scared.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
And I said so many times on that episode that
this entire story is bullshit, and multiple times I mentioned
the author of it stated that it was fictional, and
then it got taken from him and spread around the
internet and people claim that it was real. Then people
started claiming to see the black eyed children. So if
it is a real thing, people manifest their own boogeyman.
So I'm going to write the most horrific shit you
could ever imagine and try and get it to go
(07:34):
viral on the internet. Robin's looking behind her because she
heard a noise from her own desk.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
No, I'm looking for a scrunchy.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
No, it's not shocking though. The episode of ours that
has been listened to the most is actually episode zero
the pilots You're lying, no, And it's the one that's
been out the longest. People start there.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Okay, that means they never finish. I get it, guys.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
It has like twenty one thousand plays at this point,
so for if that pace would have been kept, I
think we're like well over thirteen million for each other episode.
The second most listened to episode is episode one, and
two and three and four and five and six, and
then Black Eyed Children jumps up. I think that's episode
like twenty eight or something like that, maybe a little
(08:15):
bit earlier, but it definitely jumps the scale. It's actually
really healthy for a podcast for your best episodes to
be the ones that were released the furthest away. But
anytime something notable, like a movie property or something people recognize,
like something very famous, happens, those episodes have a decent
amount of downloads too. So it's not shocking that as
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we're hitting episode three hundred and we've basically covered all
the really big ones, that the numbers aren't burning up
the charts as they used to when we still have
a lot of stuff to cover. Yeah, but yeah, episode
zero the pilot. And speaking of the pilot, your next
piece of trivia here, Robin, do you know what our
original sign out was?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Own? I? Oh god, I don't even know. Was it
you calling everyone fuck nuggets? I? Actually no? No.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
I think that's funny though.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Is the original? What I've always said.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Is that your official guests?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Yeah? No, what was it?
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Our original sign out? And some of you may remember this,
Our original sign out was keep creeping? Oh that's it.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
We found out I think three or four episodes in
because someone wrote in and let us know, creeping means
cheating on your significant other in a monogamous relationship. And
we kept saying you were like, who cares? And we
kept saying it for like two episodes, and then I
think episode no, no, no, that's my next question. What episode
did we start saying keep on creeping? No?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Five, No three, no nine?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Seven? Started saying it on episode seven. That's the first
time I tossed the sign out to you. We used
to go back and forth on the sign outs and
on the intros, I think, and I tossed sign out
to you, and you did this thing back then where
you would always forget our sign out, and so you
were paused for a second and you just came out
with keep on creeping on like it was a question
(10:05):
that you said, and we will decide like oop that
it nailed it. And that's been on our merch ever since.
So okay, cool, I do think you're going to get
this next bit of triviak of Scarist Trivia. So which
guest has been on the show the most in three
hundred episodes, The Kings No what they've only been on twice. Okay,
(10:35):
Ralph has been on three times. Okay, we've had the
special guest Ralph episode, we had Ralph, Return of Ralph
or I can't remember how I Revenge of the Ralph
was the third one? Yeah, for sure, I put I
should have put the phantom Ralph at one point, but
that would have been the first one attack of the
Clone Ralph's. That sounds horrible. Everything about episode two sucks.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Okay, cool I I you know you hate on you know,
the second one, but order sixty six.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Was that's episode three? Oh yeah, go ahead, clones, because
that's when the war starts. The end of that begun
the Clone war has.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
You're welcome, nice, nice, all right, we.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Said this episode is gonna be a shit show. I
will tell you exactly why I hate Episode two and
buy and enlarge the prequels gate what burp gate. I'm
literally talking about Star Wars burp Gate. It's so hard
to talk to you sometimes, but yeah, I hate the
prequels and especially episode two, because if you liked Star
Wars before those movies came out, if you watch the
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original trilogy and liked Star Wars at any point, you
knew that Yoda was a tiny creature that was very
powerful because he had the force. At no point in
Luke's training does he talk about lightsaber play or forms.
He is just a powerful creature who is of diminutive
stature because he has the force. And seeing him live
(12:00):
Luke Skywalker's X wing, I'm getting cold chills thinking about it.
Out of the swamps that he can leave is him
just showing through the force. Am I made powerful?
Speaker 1 (12:09):
You're telling me acrobatic Yoda as soon as he.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Started bouncing off the walls like Richard fucking Simmons, God
rest his soul. Oh, It's like they had just given
me the middle finger and told me we never understood
what made the franchise good and we don't give a
fuck as long as we can make a buck. And
that should be the poem written on George Lucas's headstone.
When I piss on it once, he's.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
I'm going to admit that episode one is the first
one I ever saw.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Yeap a lot of folks. Here's the other thing I
want to say too, After I poured out all that hate,
which made me feel so much better to flow through
I did indeed, is that You should never blame actors
for really poor material. If you have a bad actor,
you have a bad actor. If it's a kid actor,
give him a fucking break as a kid. But like
you and McGregor's amazing, you know, hello there, Like Hayden Christiansen,
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getting so much shit is just so unfair, and seeing
how much it meant to the two of them to
come back for the Obi Wan Show should make people
understand that those movies weren't made for them. And I
know that they weren't made for me either, because I
was like, you know, not for kids like me. It's
made for kids. But at the same time, kids need
to have that same message of you do not have
to be big and acrobatic to be powerful. You can
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be small too. You can be slow, and you can
be like in Yoda's case, he's basically unable to move
around quickly, but he's awesome because he has the four.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Seeing Hayden Christensen get really emotional over getting acknowledged, it.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Should tell you how much it means him to know,
just for him to know people enjoyed the thing he did,
you know, because he did do a lot of fucking work.
The fact that they didn't speed up footage or have
stunt doubles for episode three's lightsaber battles.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Incredible the iconic lightsaber or a.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Specific move that he just started doing, which makes sense
because it's how you would defend your back while you
do like spins and shit, because a lot of the
acrobatics they do make zero.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Sense, like how I would learn to do that. I
would love to learn to do that.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Yeah, we can move on from Star Wars. Ca icularly
talk about that ye day. So I think that was
the end of Scariest Trivia? Though, oh no, I have
another one. This is really good. This isn't really scariest trivia.
This is Adam and Robin trivia. How many jobs have
we had combined between the two of us since the
show started?
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Seven?
Speaker 2 (14:30):
It is seven? How'd you ride that up so fast?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Because I live it?
Speaker 2 (14:33):
You just knew it off the top because you lived it.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Yeah, I lived the Star Wars.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
That makes no sense.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
No, it's a quote from a freaking they. In How
I Met Your Mother? I Hate you, uh and I
Met your Mother, Marshall talks about Star Wars and one
of the things he says is they lived the Star Wars. Ah.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Yes, Okay, cool. So, yeah, we have had seven. I've
had four, you've had three. So I just hit my fourth. YEP,
with the new hop that I just did, I joined
the company. I was like, by the way, guys, I'm
leaving for three.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Weeks, seven years, seven jobs, y'all.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Yep, between two people, though, I.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Mean, but we are one entity. We're Scaryish.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
We are scarysh If you consider scarish a job, then
we've been doing this shit the longest fucking job I've
ever had. I just realized that. Okay, I got more trivia.
How many pasta times before we stopped doing posta Time.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Four?
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Four A lot try thirty four?
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Oh my goodness, we did a shit ton Wow?
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Okay, how many story times have we done?
Speaker 1 (15:36):
One hundred and ninety eight, two hundred and seven?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Nice, Yeah, we did the two hundredth story Time a
while back. Okay, yeah, she completely forgot about that. And last,
but not least, how many episodes have we released between specials,
posta Time, Storytime and topic episodes as of this moment,
where episode two hundred and ninety eight is the most
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recent episode to be published. Okay, don't count two ninety nine,
don't count three hundred.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
I'm gonna say four hundred twenty.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Two, five hundred and fifty episode. Row, your math is
really bad. We are at two ninety eight and I
just told you we had two hundred and seven story times.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
But I can't count my traumas, which would.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Put well over five hundred. I can count my traumas
that should be on a fucking T shirt. Holy should All.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Right, Oh, that'd be so funny. Maybe that'll be a
next sticker for.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Before we move into a game or our next fun time.
Let me ask you this question, Robin, what do you
see in Scarish's future? What do you want to see?
Let's not say five years down the road. I think
that's kind of ambitious for a podcast at seven years old.
But what do you see in Scarish is maybe immediate future,
maybe twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
You know. I'm actually enjoying doing the one topic per episode.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Me thing.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
I like that we go more in depth each topic,
because I feel like before we're kind of rush it
right thirty minutes each trying to get to the one
one hour mark. I think, I mean, just my topic
today earlier today that you guys listened last week, was
you know, forty five minutes or something like that, and
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it's just.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Me and I famously have very long topics. So there's
been times where I go first where we're like we're
done for the night, right, and you haven't even gone yet,
and I'm like, no, there is to be too Fuck.
I wish we would have saved those. Yeah, Like anytime
I went over thirty five to forty minutes, it should
have just been like, cool, we'll chop it right here.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Yeah, but no, stupid past Adam and now future Adam
is like fuck, you burned through a lot. But I
think I think we're going to keep going with that
one topic type thing. I would love if we had
more story times. I think that's something that I miss.
I miss sharing like people that share with us their
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experiences and their stories. I love reading those. I think
that was really fun. I think that was an important
part of what made us what we were in the beginning.
And I remember the first story we got was from Sam.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Someone listening to us, but they're listening from a different country.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Yes, absolutely flabbergasted that anybody wanted to talk to us
at all. And now you know, we have a bunch
of friends, Like I've I message so many people that
we've met through the show. Shout out to Claudia and Fay,
you know, these these people that we and Glitch and
(18:33):
Git yeah, justin you know, there's a lot of people
that we've met, and it's so it's so cool that
sometimes I'm just like, you know, my friend, Yeah, it's
really cool that that we've met all these people.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Audio too, like artists that we met through the show.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Just absolutely the kindest person at.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
By Local Lola. Go check that out on Instagram. She's
fucking credible.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
And yeah, I'm really thankful for the show, just because
we've met so many people, and we want to meet
more people. And I really miss sharing those stories and
those those personal experiences, and if you guys have them,
please keep sending them to us because I want to
bring those back. We just don't have enough to share.
And I agree, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
I will say in my opinion for twenty twenty five,
I'm trying not to worry about content. I'm always worried
we're going to run out of stories. I think what
would really likely happen is we take a hard shift
into true crime. Yeah, we started running out of stuff
unless that was like contemporary stuff that's happening in the news. Now, Oh,
here's some UFO news, which I don't really necessarily want.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
I want to do like a follow up episode of
things where things have been solved, or if they've found
evidence of this or that, yeah for sure, or like
you know, yeah, unsolved mysteries that are now solved.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
It would be definitely. It's definitely gonna beneficial for us
to do alternating weeks like we've been doing this past
month or so. It's made things a lot easier on
us as far as you know, Scarish goes. I think
that's a pretty good goal. I do want to stream more,
but realistically I'm going to be traveling more, yeah upcoming,
so I might wind up just streaming stuff on my
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personal channel. I just like, you know, when I'm not working,
I'll probably be at a hotel with my laptop and
I just figure, why not just stream me speed running
O Karino time so I can pass the time or
something like that.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Both of us are kind of wanting to stick our
fingers in different pies, so to speak.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
This is Robin saying she wants to create her F
one podcast.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
No, I'm not going to create an F one podcast,
but My Threads is my like motorsports account, So if
you want to follow me on Threads, that's where I
post all my motorsports stuff. So I don't I literally
don't post anything else on there except for motorsport, so
if you want to go over there. But I do
want to make more motorsport content. That is definitely something
(21:03):
that that is, you know, Michael, I want to do
the movie podcast. That's something that I want to do.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
We've been talking about that for a long time. I
squatted the domain and all the guys handles on it.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Do you hear how much we talk about movies. We
talk about movies like constantly.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
It's funny because I listened to a lot of shows
that are movie podcasts or YouTube channels, and they're usually
reviews where they just trash bad movies. It's bad. Bad
movie content is basically a genre of uh, just people
who know a lot about movies who want to point
out to you how bad some movies were made. And
it's funny and it's fun. But I've always wanted to
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do a movie appreciation podcast, and that's kind of what
scene missing always has been, is let me show you
something that I really like. Yes, and if you want
to shot on it, on it and we can talk
about it after the foot It's something.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
That it's like I want to live in that nostalgia,
you know, like I want to.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Reminis even that nostalgia.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
I want to reminisce and I want to share something
that I enjoy. Like there's Adam loves Ghostbusters Okay, he
can quote every single line from Ghostbusters too. It is insane.
Like I was watching Ghostbusters to the other day. He
would come into the room and literally say every single line.
He loves that movie. And I think it's fun to
just talk about those things that we love, Like I'm
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sure Adam could tell me, like you know, did you
know it's.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Like that scene fucking Lord of the Rings and everyone
has means about like did you know Bigiel Morton's and
like wanting to do stuff we did you know that he.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Bought that horse?
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Yeah? Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
There's a lot of stuff we there's a lot of
stuff we want to do a lot. We have a
lot of fingers. Okay, We're gonna stick our fingers in
a lot of things.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
We are.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
So that I think what is coming in the future
for us as hosts We're still going to be doing
scary ish, We're still going to be making these episodes.
More stories, folks, yeah, please, you know, send us more stories.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
I think a lot of our folks that are regulars
are the ones that have had the courage to send
us stories, and some folks that our regulars haven't and
it's okay, I think, or they just haven't had anything
happen to them. You know. We've talked to folks who like,
do you want to come on the show that like,
I straight up have never had anything creepy happen to
me my entire life. So that happens. But if you
have friends or family that might have a story they'd
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like to share, we'd definitely like to hear it. Or
if you have been listening and keep thinking, oh, send
to the story sooner or later. Senatives, Guys, that's the
reason you don't see story times popping up as much
because we don't want to burn through every bit of
content we have, and then when we do, we have
to stop and we have to wait for more to
come in. Yeah, so it's just something that happens. We've
been around for seven years. So outside of that, I
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think the one thing I really do want to try
and do in twenty twenty five, which is probably a
bit ambitious, is get some guests on the show that
aren't just friends or family members. Some of that would
be other content creators out there in the world. Would
be cool. We should probably have Claudia on the show pact.
We haven't done it yet.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Yeah, I don't know if she has any but.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
He I mean, she's she's very vocal about her art
creation on her accounts, and she obviously is very good
at like talking to people. So this is our informal
request for the vacation.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Did she Yeah, she sent me a packing list.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
She's very talented, so it'd be cool to get her
all faceted. And then there's other spooky friends we might
be able to do. But I have a couple of
content creators that I watch that it would be really
cool to just reach out and like, hey, straight up,
you're not going to get more famous from being on
our show, but I'm a big fan of what you do.
I think it would be a great episode if you
came on, if you had a story to tell and
feel free to listen to any of our episodes from
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the past, and if they don't respond. They don't respond.
If they say no, hey, at least they said something back.
Maybe they say yes, like you never know. Yeah, I
think it'd be super cool to just try and do
And yeah, I think that's gonna be a major goal
of mine in twenty twenty five is to reach out
to folks. I'm going to reach out to one content
creator as soon as I get back from Italy, because
I figured the worst thing ever would be if I
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reached out right before the vacation and there they said,
I'm super excited, let's do this. I can only do
it tomorrow. I'm like, ooh, I really didn't expect you
to answer me. My dude, I'm gonna be back in
three weeks.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
You just got to slide into their dms.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Yeah, I know. I don't have those skills. My skills
for sliding into someone's DMS was verbally, because that wasn't
the fucking thing until after I met you. So, all right,
enough talk about the future, let's play some more games.
So obviously, I think we might have talked about doing
this before and we never actually did it, But we're
gonna go ahead and do what do you want to do? First?
(25:30):
Do you want to design a crypto. Do you want to
do Mary Let's.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Let's uh, let's design. Well, no, let's do let's do
U bang Mary kill.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Mary fuck Kill.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
It's called Mary foll Jesus. Okay, all right, So.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
What we're gonna play is a game called Mary fuck Kill.
You're gonna get three characters, people, creatures, whatever. You have
to pick one to marry, one to fuck, one to kill. Okay,
A right, I'm gonna go first, what you give your answer,
then I give my answer, and then you propose year three. Okay,
and we'll go until we're out. All right, Okay, So
my one is three of the big heavy hitters, all right,
Mary fuck Kill, Mothman, NeSSI, and Bigfoot.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
I would marry NeSSI, right, take me to your mystical
land where I'll stay with you forever. I would definitely
bang Mothman. Have you seen his abs? Wow? I'm sorry, Bigfoot,
you gotta go.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
All right. So mine is very similar, but I would
marry Mothman because he is caked up so hard.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Oh my god, you people.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Yeah, I've put coins in So yeah, marry Mothman. I
would fuck NeSSI because Nessie is a giant prehistoric dinosaur
that would definitely smash my body to pieces in such
a glorious way. But yeah, I would definitely kill Bigfoot.
You don't even want to be known. You keep hiding
and everything.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
So hey NeSSI hides too, But that's not what it's about.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Messie pops up every now and then it just takes
a really nice picture and then goes back down.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
They just seem like they would take me away, the
secret place, the secret place. All right, your turn, Okay,
my first one, right, I got the n Cantato and Cantata.
He's the dolphin man.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Yeah, he's the party animal that impregnates women and is
a dolphin. Okay, okay. And then there's the Akouko.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
I knew you wouldn't pick easy one.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
No, it's the big red octopus okay yeah. And then
because we all know you like tentacles, and then Snalligaster,
which is like the reptile metal beat ghoul guy from
the Fallout game. Remember, no, it's from like West Virginia
or something. Okay, big huge, ugly beast.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Alright, alright, alright, I'm gonna I'm gonna go ahead and
marry tentacles.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
You're gonna marry tentacles.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Tentacles, they got tentacles for days, like, they'll keep me entertained. Obviously,
I'm gonna fuck the West Virginia ugly thing because why not.
And then I'm gonna kill that stupid dolphin guy because
I'm pretty sure it's sexual assault, if not just straight
up catfishing. And that's a dick move.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Okay, I would probs marry the octopus too, Okay, okay,
for obvious reasons, for obvious reasons. They have hands to
hold you for days.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Wow, yeah sure.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
And then dolphin guy right the incantato, I would probably
bank because you're gonna.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Get yourself a dolphins.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Here's a party animal dog. Also, dolphins are very sexual creatures.
I don't know if you know this. I do know this,
But it goes hands.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Do you think okay, we need would he let me
put my wing in his blowhole?
Speaker 1 (28:45):
No, that's not how that works.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
But they do that. You didn't know that about dolphins.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Oh it's like suffocating them. Yeah, stop, this is taking
a turn. No, no, anyway, I would kill the other thing.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Okay. I feel like you found a third one just
to kill because you picked two and you're like, yeah,
I get married and final one to kill off my
second and last pairing. Okay, Yetti so ice pickfoot, Okay,
La Yourna and Bloody Mary.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Oh all right, I'm gonna have to say I would
marry the Yetti really yes, interesting. I mean he's Harry
just like you, and then he could take me to
his ice cave. I'm cool with that he and then
I would what are the other two again?
Speaker 2 (29:35):
La Corona and Bloody Mary.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
I would probably have to bang La Rona and kill
Bloody Mary just because I'm not about that mirror life.
I can't do it.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Sorry, So I am not matching up with you on
any of these. So I would marry Lairona. She's had
a rough life and I think I get her stop
killing other people's kids. I would bang Bloody Mary because
I could just go into the bathroom and say it
three times and my god, sorry I was in the mood.
Bloody Mary pop up. And I would kill the Eddie
because he's Harry and he likes it cold, and there
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can be only one.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
You're stupid, Okay, all right, Okay, my my last three.
So I went uh the more human looking creature route
this time. Okay, So The first one's d V Cooper.
Is he real?
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Okay? Okay, okay, okay, okay, this.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Right right, Okay.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
The Doulahan, the Doulahan what is the doul.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Is like the headless like banshee type character. She carries
her head with her. Have you ever watched the anime?
Oh yeah's super hot motorcycle riding?
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Yes, yes, okay, gotcha.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
And then the the third one I have is the
Pontia Knock. Okay, that's the one who's like the lady
spirit monster who like will rip jenets like the geniils
off men, and like, you know, let me just.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Start by killing her.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Okay, yeah, but I mean they they pull you in somehow,
right they can still like just look.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
At tell me this is dB Cooper Loki. No, No,
Then I would fuck DV Cooper just so I could
figure out the history. And I would marry the chick
who holds her head under her arm because I could
just if she was making me mad, I just borrow
her head.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Oh god, I didn't think about that. I am a
genius at picking.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Yeah. Those are pretty good. So what would you do?
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Same?
Speaker 2 (31:41):
Same? All right? High five? No one likes someone ripping
off male genitals unless they deserve it. I suppose all right?
That was Mary fuck Kill. We have two more games
to go. Do you want to make a cryptid first?
Or do you want to do your quiz for me?
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Let's do make a crypto and then see how much
time we have love Okay.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
So how do you want to do? Make it cryptid?
Speaker 1 (32:04):
This was rob Yeah, So if you could make up
any cryptid, like the things that they do, what they
look like, the quote unquote powers they have, Like, what
would you do? You know? Would you be like the
Jersey Devil type character who wants to warn people about
things that are going to happen devil? Oh, that's moth Man.
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Would you want to do that? Or would you want to.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Be might pick and choose. I can assemble.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
My r yeah, like we have the technology, we can
we can make it better.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
I want Mothman's Harbinger of Doom because he's protecting people
while being creepy, and his butt on my cryptid. I
want the cuteness associated with NeSSI for sure, maybe just
a really long neck. And I want the elusiveness of Bigfoot.
I want the wings of the Jersey Devil and the
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devil make care attitude of the Jersey Devil, where when
they show up, there's like, I'm here to fuck shit up.
Also something bad's gonna happen later. Merge those two together
really give people like you know their money's worth. When
this crypt shows up, it's gonna fuck stuff up, but
he's also warning you about a bigger, bigger danger.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
So are you like humanoid?
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Are you like humanoid?
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Humanoid with a long, craning neck and uh lockness monster face.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
I I would want to be ghostly, kind of like
the Fresno Nightcrawler. Maybe be a little bit more fashionable,
not just big ol'd you know they pants for sure,
But I would love to be like cute and creepy
kind of like that. Or it's just like y'all see
them pants walking around?
Speaker 2 (33:44):
Are gonna be like that goes that asks people what
color toilet paper you want and then kills them.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
No, But I would love to be the ghost that
gets distracted when you throw candy on the ground and
mouth yeah. I mean, I wouldn't want to be scary
like her, but I want that detriment me count the candy.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
That's weird that you want a detriment, Why not? I
didn't think of it applying a weakness. You why the
fuck not? I mean, come on, you know what I
want and this isn't an actual cryptid, but because I
made my cryptid so fucking hot and cool and dangerous. Yeah,
I want my cryptid to have a slumber cycle similar
to penny Wise or it from the movie and book
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it where You Got to Sleep. Maybe not twenty seven years.
That's a pretty fucking long time. Maybe.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
I don't know, Like ten, I forget what Jeepers Creepers is.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
I don't know. I've only seen that first movie and
I don't remember any of it except that Justin Long
gets killed, which I was pretty happy about.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
I've seen them all and I just don't remember I
watched them with crypt anyway. Okay, so yes, ghostly Pants
counts candy. I think I would want to be like,
you know, the the Angels from Doctor Who.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Okay, we're getting out of Crypti territory now, but you're
talking about the Weeping Angels.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
The Weeping Angels from Doctor Who. Like, if you look
at me, I you know, you freeze frust Yeah s,
I think that would be fun, you know, I would
want to be like a fun cryptid like one that
that is done scary kind of. I don't think I'm scary.
I just don't want to be like a bigfoot where
it's like you never see them and it's just fake
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stupid photos of him. Sorry, bigfoot hunters.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Out there, You're gonna get so much hate over.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
I. I just wanna I want to be something fun.
I think I don't want to have like the dangers
coming type premonition stuff, maybe.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
Like warn people on.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Maybe I show up when the weather changed, like when
the season's changed.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
I just realized my cryptids shows up, and my cryptids
basically like hey guys, dangers on the way, it's fucking
me and then they just annihilate the town.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
No, I think I'd want to be something like, uh,
something fun, something cute, something sweet. I don't think i'd
want to be something scary, like you know how Nessy's
just like it shows.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Up, don't you dare talk about not.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
It's like she shows up, or they show up. They
can be whatever they want to be. And so Nessie
shows up, does whatever you know? Shows up in a
couple of pictures, big ol'd mystery leaves. Nothing bad happens,
nothing crazy. Everyone just imagines she's a dinosaur, you know.
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I want to be that mysterious creature that it's just
like y'all seen them, y'am pants and if you throw candy,
they have to count them. Yeah, I think it'd be cute.
I just I think they're fun. I think that the
idea of the Fresno Nightcrawlers is really fun, just because
it's like the weirdest fucking thing that somebody ever was
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just like, bro, have you seen this? And then they
named it and it's just so strange.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Okay, it's pretty good. Make a cryptid. I enjoyed that.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
I like the difference in vibes. You're just like destruck
and chaos.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
But not death. I don't want to kill anyone. It's
like it's like the T eight hundred and Terminator two.
Once John Connor gets on the directive of not to
hurt anyone, he's like, okay, cool, and then he kneecaps
a guy is like he'll live. That's the fucking vibe
I want to have. I'm not here to kill anyone,
but I'm gonna hurt some people. And fun shot up.
So the step Brothers directive, We're here to fuck, shut up.
So all right, we got one more game, and it's
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your quiz format.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
All right. So what I have is a fistful of episodes. Okay,
I will tell you what my topic was that episode, Okay,
and then you're gonna have to tell me or guess
you know what it was that you covered opposing this
topic and very.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Opposed each other.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Yeah, did they get it? They? I mean they paired
at the beginning, I feel like, and then.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Yeah, for five episodes, and we realized we couldn't keep
doing that because you kept being like.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
I want to cover witches today or some stupid like that.
Your voice changes every time I do anyway, Okay, cool, Okay,
So you're gonna give me how many I have? Ten?
Speaker 2 (38:03):
Okay, I want it known right now. There's a very
real chance I could go zero for ten. Yeah, okay,
So okay, this is the one that I think you
guys should post your score for because if you remember these,
fucking a kudos to you guys. But all right, give
us the.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
First one, all right, so episode sixty one. Okay, it's
a clue, right, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
I like that you give me the episode numbers. That
gives me an idea.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
I covered ed gene.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
Okay, so this is during your serial killer phase. Do
I get a hint? Do I get like? Was it
a cryptid? Was it true crime?
Speaker 1 (38:39):
It is a creature slash legend slash cryptid ishue of
some typeck that's.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
A lot of slashes.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
Um, oh man, this is so you did this to yourself.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
I did this was my idea. I'm just gonna take
a shot in the dark and say the thunderbird nop
Okay the oh. I almost mentioned that when I was
making my cryptid too, because it was the pool of water.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
Water on his head. Yeah, you know, I was thinking
about like being the dolphin dude and just you know everyone, yeah,
get like but like hot like mothman.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
Okay, you just didn't want to make that You're crypted.
Now we know what you truly wanted your crypti to be.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
But I think it's cute pants.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
A hot pair of pants that everyone wants to get in.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
It's oh shit, yeah, flying pants. Okay, episode I did
the Lake Shawnee Amusement Park.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
You know it's sad. After episode one is when we
announced we hit one million.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
Oh yeah, so I saw this was going to be aliens.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
I saw this episode today I can't, for the life
of me, this is aliens. You say, this is way
too late for it to be Roswell like, way out there.
I think this is the the one I wanted to get.
The guy on the show who's making the documentary, it's
like the Zimbabwe Alien Contact episode. Oh, god damn it.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
Battle of Los Angeles.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Oh, that's such a great episode. That's That's one of
my favorite bouts of research I've ever done, because it
takes such a weird turn and lets you know, like, Hey,
if you ever wanted to know who's the most decorated
fucking group of American veterans, it's a bunch of kids
that got told you can either hang out in this
internment camp or fight for America. And they're like, I
guess we'll fight for America since we were born here, dickheads.
(40:31):
And they got into a bunch of planes and just
brought home fucking medals of honor for days. I love
that story. Okay, all right?
Speaker 1 (40:37):
Episode thirteen thirteen, Yeah, fuck, okay, early on, super early,
super early, apparently five hundred episodes ago. So episode thirteen.
I did Demon House.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
You did Demon House?
Speaker 1 (40:49):
Yes? This is really early on?
Speaker 2 (40:54):
Was this a haunted. Okay, I shouldn't ask that. Okay,
can you give me a hint? Can you give me
a Was it a cryptid No? Was it true crime?
Speaker 1 (41:01):
Nope?
Speaker 2 (41:02):
Was it a true story?
Speaker 1 (41:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (41:04):
Was it a true story of the chick from no
Emily Rose?
Speaker 1 (41:10):
No, no, damn it. It's like the biggest alien abduction story,
like the most Famousswell. No, it's not Roswell. It was
an alien abduction.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
It was just called alien abduction. Okay. I think that's
the one about the couple down the road and they
see the thing and they see the guys like waving
at them the spaceship.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
Okay, got it all right, Episode one seventy three, So
we're far out there.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
This is really hard.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
I covered the disappearance at the Vatican, that little girl
who disappeared.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
Man, you know what was weird. I was thinking about
that episode today because we're gonna go to the Vatican,
and someone sent us messages like obsessively after that I
came out, they sent us like two hundred messages about
your topic, about like all the conspiracy theories around it,
like they believed like they wanted us to fucking get
on HBO and create a series about this. So I
had a topic. Was it true crime? No? Was it paranormal?
Speaker 1 (42:06):
Uh? It's a mystery, a mystery.
Speaker 2 (42:11):
God, this is so hard. Everyone else is getting zero
for ten. If you don't get zero for ten, you've
impressed me. I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
The mystery of Lake by Call.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
Oh, that's that fucking super deep lake in Russia that
has like bubbles popping up out of it and a
bunch of bodies that got discovered on the shore of it.
It's another good episode. God, I cover some good ship.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
Alright. The episodes I'm the eight I did the Texarcana
Moonlight murders.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
Is this the curse of Tecumsa to Compsa's curse?
Speaker 1 (42:38):
Fuck the Toxic Lady? Oh?
Speaker 2 (42:42):
I really had one? Is that five?
Speaker 1 (42:45):
That's five?
Speaker 2 (42:46):
I'm zero for five? Okay, can turn it around the
second half or on the back nine now, all.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
Right, So episode eighteen I covered the Sally House. This
is a big one. You covered a big one.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
A big one.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (43:02):
There's some episodes that are that long ago where I
can't remember if you covered a topic or if I
covered a topic. Was this a haunting? It's a CRYPTI,
it's a cryptid. It's a big one, the big one.
It's a big one, big one. I don't think it's
the chup of Cabra. Is this the lockness? Mons?
Speaker 1 (43:17):
Well, it can't be the chup of Cabra because I
covered the two.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
Is this the monel? God, damn it?
Speaker 1 (43:22):
What Jersey devil?
Speaker 2 (43:23):
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
All right, this one is more recent episode two sixty two. Okay,
I covered the Legends of the Smoky Mountains.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
It's a good episode. I really liked that episode. Your episode.
I don't know what I covered. Hang on smoking Mountains?
What did I pair that with?
Speaker 1 (43:41):
I don't know. It's your topic.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
Was a true crime?
Speaker 1 (43:43):
Nope?
Speaker 2 (43:45):
Was it?
Speaker 1 (43:46):
No?
Speaker 2 (43:47):
Was it?
Speaker 1 (43:47):
It's a true story.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
It's a true story.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
Yeah, it's a true event, a true event.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
The hints they get so demeaning after so long.
Speaker 1 (43:57):
I don't know if it's demeaning.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
But okay, is this a big one? Or is this
something that you didn't know about until I covered it?
Speaker 1 (44:03):
I didn't know about until you covered it.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
Okay? Is this the weird thing that happened like fifteen
ninety five? No thing of the sky? God, damn it?
What is it? Old?
Speaker 1 (44:10):
The warcraft pandemic?
Speaker 2 (44:12):
That episode is so good, And I interviewed the director
of customer support for World of Warcraft when that happened
for that episode. You're welcome, folks, I work for Room again.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
All right. Episode one, I covered Havana syndrome.
Speaker 2 (44:26):
You covered havana syndrome.
Speaker 1 (44:28):
Oh no, maybe I covered So what did I cover?
Speaker 2 (44:31):
That's fucked up? Ah? You changed? I taking this one.
I get a point for this. I covered havana syndrome.
Did you cover dB Cooper?
Speaker 1 (44:43):
No, that's way early in the show, the Codex gig
guess I.
Speaker 2 (44:46):
Would never have remembered. I would never have guessed that.
I remember the book very well. It's the giant book
that has all that weird shit in it. Yeah, yeah,
yeah sure.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
Episode one seventy seven, I covered the Saint Augustine Lighthouse.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
Hmmm, you covered a lighthouse one seventy seven? These are
so so random? Is this an alien abduction? Is this
a crypted No?
Speaker 1 (45:12):
I think this one's true crime.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
You think this one's true crime? Is this Charlie Manson?
Speaker 1 (45:16):
No, damn it, this one is the Jersey the Jersey
shore man eater.
Speaker 2 (45:21):
Oh this isn't true crime. That's the inspired Oh she lies?
Speaker 1 (45:34):
I thought it was like, you know, I thought it
was just a cannibal.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
That's funny.
Speaker 1 (45:40):
All right, all right, all right, I'm gonna go last one,
Last one, Episode three, Episode three. Yeah, okay, I covered
the Cubaicabra.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
I could have sworn I covered the tuber No dog.
Speaker 1 (45:56):
I wrote that script like while I was still in college.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
Okay, let me see if I can do this. Episode
zero is the pilot, and that's like sleep walking and
past live syndrome or something like that. Then we did curses.
I think we did, like curses in Witchcraft or something
along those lines episode three. If you covered a specific
topic and your topic was the chup of Cabra, I
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would have paired something. I would have tried to pair
something with that that I thought went with it. So
did I cover a cryptid? Also? No, no cryptid, because
I remember, God damn it, I want to just cheat
and look at it. It's not gonna be true crime
because I ain't cover true crime. Then off and back
in the day. If you said it's not acryptid because
you covered a cryptid, it's probably not a curse because
(46:44):
I've already done a curse.
Speaker 1 (46:45):
At that point, we did an episode all about curses here.
Speaker 2 (46:47):
Yeah, because I really wanted to work in that curse
of that guy's tomb, which is the entire reason I
wanted to start the show, is just tell that story.
So it's gonna be a ghost, then it's gonna be
a ghost or like some ghost story, something famous along
those lines, something that would have brought the listeners in
that was recognizable with.
Speaker 1 (47:07):
The title Okay, are you eaving up my close?
Speaker 2 (47:10):
Yeah? Okay, gosh, I feel like it's on the tip
of my tongue. Is it?
Speaker 1 (47:19):
That's a horrible audio?
Speaker 2 (47:21):
It is? It's terrible? I give up? What is it?
Speaker 1 (47:23):
It was a poltergeist.
Speaker 2 (47:25):
It's just called polter geist.
Speaker 1 (47:26):
Yah. The topic was called poltergeist, but it was a
very specific, you know, poltergeist experience.
Speaker 2 (47:32):
I feel like I should get half a point. I
narrowed down that it was definitely going to be a haunting.
Speaker 1 (47:37):
Give yourself all the points, all right, I'm.
Speaker 2 (47:39):
Taking one and a half points because you gave me
a point on accident, because you told me what my
topic was. I forgot to write down your topic. Okay,
half a point, that's what I got. Half a point
out of ten. What a horrible way to end the show.
Speaker 1 (47:52):
It just shows you, guys, how much, how many episodes
we've done, and how many topics we've done. There are
some topics that are definitely some of our favorite.
Speaker 2 (48:01):
I thought you were gonna go with the one about
my dad's story, the haunting on Caroline Street. I was
waiting for that.
Speaker 1 (48:06):
I tried. I tried to do topics that were like
hard for me to remember, no, very specific. So instead of.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
Like boltergeists in general, very so.
Speaker 1 (48:16):
Instead of like paranormal Games four or something like that,
I picked like an actual topic.
Speaker 2 (48:23):
Okay, so it's brutal. Yeah, all right, Well, I think
it does say a lot about the fact that we
cannot remember specific topics we've covered or what the pairings are,
but we can remember the names of people that have
been talking to us.
Speaker 1 (48:36):
If you guys think we remember our jokes, no, I'm
some Yes, most the.
Speaker 2 (48:43):
Ones we've tried to turn in like catch phrases for
merchant shit. Yeah, but most of the other ones nah,
not at all.
Speaker 1 (48:51):
I'm definitely am gonna make merch This is I can
count my traumas. I'm gonna tell you that.
Speaker 2 (48:55):
Yep, that's a good one that'll sell. Well. Yeah, even
to people who don't listen to the show. Yeah, all right,
it's been three hundred episodes.
Speaker 1 (49:03):
Thank you for being eleven years.
Speaker 2 (49:04):
We appreciate you folks for listening. This episode was, you know,
kind of what you've come to expect if you listened
to the other.
Speaker 1 (49:10):
One, random and nonsense, bullshit all over.
Speaker 2 (49:14):
The fucking place. Yea, but yeah, we've really enjoyed doing this.
We wouldn't keep doing it if we didn't. I had
a podcast for this one called nerd Chills. I enjoyed
doing it. I didn't think there was the same level
of commitment from everyone else. I realized there wasn't a
lot of listeners, so we moved on to something else.
And I swear like the third episode, I was listening
back to old episodes to check and see when our
outro started, and just hearing us thank everyone. When we're
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realizing people were listening and hearing how excited we were
to do it, and hearing one of our outros, I
think episode four or five, we're like, yeah, there's a
holiday week and coming up. We're not taking a break.
We love this too much. We're here seven years later,
so yeah, hasn't really stopped. Three hundred episodes is a
lot of episodes, so we'll do another one of these
and four hundred at four hundred.
Speaker 1 (49:58):
Say that's like seven years from.
Speaker 2 (50:00):
Yeah, we're gonna skip over the next four hundred, five
hundred and six hundred episode. But anyways, yeah, that's everything
for this episode. If you guys want to reach out
to us, feel free to do so. You can email
storytime at scarish dot com, go to our upsite scarce
dot com, click on contact us, fill out that form,
or hit us up on our social media's thank you
guys for everything, Robin. For folks who would like to donate
to U second they do so, you.
Speaker 1 (50:20):
Can go to Patreon dot com slash scarish podcast to
your started dollar. You can also go to coffee kod
f i dot com slash Scarish Podcasts are one time donations.
Everything really helps us out, guys, it really does.
Speaker 2 (50:31):
And uh, yeah, that's I think just about everything. Three
hundred episodes. We made it onto the next three hundred.
But yeah, Robin, go ahead and sign us.
Speaker 1 (50:40):
Out, keep on creeping on. We'll talk to you guys later.
Speaker 2 (50:42):
Oh bye,
Hey, they're spooky friends and welcome to episode three hundred
of the Scarish Podcast. Uh, that's not including all the
story times. We have lots of storytimes too, but these
are our main topic episodes forrad episode three hundred.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Technically, this episode, even though it's a topic episode, it's
not gonna have a topic y'all. It's gonna be a
celebration because three hundred episodes is a lot.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
It's a lot of episodes.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Yeah, so this one's gonna be a bit cash.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
We're gonna kick, it's gonna be chaotic.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yeah, for sure, we're gonna talk about some stuff when
it comes to Scarish. I have a couple of little
games to play. Robin has one or two I think,
and then I have some uh trivia that you can
play along. I'm gonna basically quiz Robin on some Scarish
trivia that I think is very hard. And if you
folks get points out there, just comment on the Instagram
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post with the number the total.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Guys, we've already covered that we don't know shit about
our topic.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Man, that episode is rough. Yeah, Marsha decided to give
us that toll game show was very fun, super fun.
So we just didn't do well. I think I would
have won had I not answered so many incorrections. Yeah,
I should have just kept my mouth shut, which probably
would have made for bad podcasting, but hey, is what
it is. I still thought the episode was really fun.
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For this one, though, how do you want to start
You want to start with games, you want to talk about,
like the future of the show.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Let's start with something fun.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Something fun. Okay, how about we start Let's start out
this three hundredth episode of Scarish with some Scarish trivia, okay,
and then the folks at home or you know where
the fuck you are while you're listening to this can
play along as well. But yeah, I was going through
things when I we hit three hundred episodes. I was
thinking to myself, I really wonder this or that about
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the show, and so I started digging into some numbers. So, okay,
we posted something a while ago that said thank you
for one million listens when we hit one years ago.
Do you remember what month and year we posted.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
That that was. That's got to be two thousand and twenty, No,
two thousand and nineteen September.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
It was October of twenty twenty. Damn, damn it took
us two years and eleven months because we started this
November late November of twenty seventeen. Oh wow, So it
took us two years and eleven months to hit one
million download okay, which is pretty awesome. It's an amazing feed.
I never thought we would ever get close to a million.
(03:06):
But the reason I looked that up is because I
thought to myself, how many downloads do we have now?
Because I decided that I was not going to.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
One million, five hundred bollars, right.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I decided that I wasn't going to post about two million.
I wanted our next milestone to be five million, okay,
And so I'm curious if you have a guess as
to how many downloads we have had at this point.
It's August twenty seventh, twenty two years later, so we
have been doing this show as soon as it is
November this year. Well six years. That will be seven
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full years.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Seven years, oh lord, hang on.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Eight nine seven zero one two three four, yeah, seven
full years. So we're still in the progress. We're six years,
nine months something like that. So how many downloads do
you think we've had so far to this?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
If act, two years and eleven months we had one million,
and now we're going to be seven years. I'm going
to say two point seven million.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Okay. I thought we would be around three and a
half to four because we did have a very big
increase in listenership after we hit one million that was
sustained for quite some time. We currently and I went
to all these sources. I went to uh spreaker, which
tallies up all of the possible places you can download
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us right now, and I removed Spotify because they're they're
reporting for Spotify is not accurate. I went to Spotify
and got the numbers from there, and then I checked
our website, see how many times our stuff's been listening
to on our website, our YouTube page, and then Patreon
wouldn't give me the numbers. So we might be a
little bit low on this number, but we are at
five point.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Three no way.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Yeah, yall didn't realize across that line. But I forgot
that we had a bump from a few folks that
have other shows, and we had like pretty big numbers there.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
That means I need to make a new post about
five million.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
We crossed the five million mark and I hadn't I
have and checked it in like two years. I think
last time I checked it, we were just about to
hit four.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
That's a little less than a million a year.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Yeah. Yeah, we've done pretty well. So the first it
took us like three years to get to a million,
and then our pace kind of scaled up. We're kind
of back to the pace we were at the first
three years, okay, as far as downloads go, because we're
not as consistent.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Right, we're chilling well.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
That was like the hard and fast rule of scaryish
and nerd chills for that matter, is that every week
you had an episode, and we did that for a while.
I think we held onto that like credo for like
five and a half years. But sometimes life finds a
way of ruining shit, and we decided, you know, a
week here, week there off probably was better for our
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mental health and the grand scheme of things than having
an episode every single week. Yeah, and I did feel
like the quality had dipped just slightly, especially because we
were a part at that time, so it was very
hard to have like our normal chemistry and cadence when
there was like a two second delay where it's like
I tell a hilarious joke and then you would laugh
at it never.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
I still do that and we sit next to each other.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Yeah, that's true. But five point three million, so something
to celebrate. But that's the first part. After that, I
was like, I should look up some more scary statistics
and uh quiz Robin and see how well she's doing.
Do you know the muffin Man, the muffin Man, the
muffin Man. Do you know which episode of ours has
been listened to the most?
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Um, it's probably the one with the Black Eyed Children.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
That is wrong. Oh okay, to be fair, there are
three hundred episodes to choose from, not including this one.
I did include, for some reason the episode that came
out tomorrow, because we're recording this back to back with
episode two ninety nine, y'all, because we're at the moment
I'm talking and you're listening to this. We're in Italy,
just live in life, or we died on the way
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there or died.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
You know how many times I've heard like, hope you
come back in one piece or so I'm oh.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Yeah, but no, it is not the Black Eyed Children episode.
I will say that episode is the one that I've
had people tell me more often than not, scared the
fuck out of them. Yeah, just straight up creep.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
The mouse kids are scared.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
And I said so many times on that episode that
this entire story is bullshit, and multiple times I mentioned
the author of it stated that it was fictional, and
then it got taken from him and spread around the
internet and people claim that it was real. Then people
started claiming to see the black eyed children. So if
it is a real thing, people manifest their own boogeyman.
So I'm going to write the most horrific shit you
could ever imagine and try and get it to go
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viral on the internet. Robin's looking behind her because she
heard a noise from her own desk.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
No, I'm looking for a scrunchy.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
No, it's not shocking though. The episode of ours that
has been listened to the most is actually episode zero
the pilots You're lying, no, And it's the one that's
been out the longest. People start there.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Okay, that means they never finish. I get it, guys.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
It has like twenty one thousand plays at this point,
so for if that pace would have been kept, I
think we're like well over thirteen million for each other episode.
The second most listened to episode is episode one, and
two and three and four and five and six, and
then Black Eyed Children jumps up. I think that's episode
like twenty eight or something like that, maybe a little
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bit earlier, but it definitely jumps the scale. It's actually
really healthy for a podcast for your best episodes to
be the ones that were released the furthest away. But
anytime something notable, like a movie property or something people recognize,
like something very famous, happens, those episodes have a decent
amount of downloads too. So it's not shocking that as
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we're hitting episode three hundred and we've basically covered all
the really big ones, that the numbers aren't burning up
the charts as they used to when we still have
a lot of stuff to cover. Yeah, but yeah, episode
zero the pilot. And speaking of the pilot, your next
piece of trivia here, Robin, do you know what our
original sign out was?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Own? I? Oh god, I don't even know. Was it
you calling everyone fuck nuggets? I? Actually no? No.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
I think that's funny though.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Is the original? What I've always said.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Is that your official guests?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Yeah? No, what was it?
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Our original sign out? And some of you may remember this,
Our original sign out was keep creeping? Oh that's it.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
We found out I think three or four episodes in
because someone wrote in and let us know, creeping means
cheating on your significant other in a monogamous relationship. And
we kept saying you were like, who cares? And we
kept saying it for like two episodes, and then I
think episode no, no, no, that's my next question. What episode
did we start saying keep on creeping? No?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Five, No three, no nine?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Seven? Started saying it on episode seven. That's the first
time I tossed the sign out to you. We used
to go back and forth on the sign outs and
on the intros, I think, and I tossed sign out
to you, and you did this thing back then where
you would always forget our sign out, and so you
were paused for a second and you just came out
with keep on creeping on like it was a question
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that you said, and we will decide like oop that
it nailed it. And that's been on our merch ever since.
So okay, cool, I do think you're going to get
this next bit of triviak of Scarist Trivia. So which
guest has been on the show the most in three
hundred episodes, The Kings No what they've only been on twice. Okay,
(10:35):
Ralph has been on three times. Okay, we've had the
special guest Ralph episode, we had Ralph, Return of Ralph
or I can't remember how I Revenge of the Ralph
was the third one? Yeah, for sure, I put I
should have put the phantom Ralph at one point, but
that would have been the first one attack of the
Clone Ralph's. That sounds horrible. Everything about episode two sucks.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Okay, cool I I you know you hate on you know,
the second one, but order sixty six.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Was that's episode three? Oh yeah, go ahead, clones, because
that's when the war starts. The end of that begun
the Clone war has.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
You're welcome, nice, nice, all right, we.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Said this episode is gonna be a shit show. I
will tell you exactly why I hate Episode two and
buy and enlarge the prequels gate what burp gate. I'm
literally talking about Star Wars burp Gate. It's so hard
to talk to you sometimes, but yeah, I hate the
prequels and especially episode two, because if you liked Star
Wars before those movies came out, if you watch the
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original trilogy and liked Star Wars at any point, you
knew that Yoda was a tiny creature that was very
powerful because he had the force. At no point in
Luke's training does he talk about lightsaber play or forms.
He is just a powerful creature who is of diminutive
stature because he has the force. And seeing him live
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Luke Skywalker's X wing, I'm getting cold chills thinking about it.
Out of the swamps that he can leave is him
just showing through the force. Am I made powerful?
Speaker 1 (12:09):
You're telling me acrobatic Yoda as soon as he.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Started bouncing off the walls like Richard fucking Simmons, God
rest his soul. Oh, It's like they had just given
me the middle finger and told me we never understood
what made the franchise good and we don't give a
fuck as long as we can make a buck. And
that should be the poem written on George Lucas's headstone.
When I piss on it once, he's.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
I'm going to admit that episode one is the first
one I ever saw.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Yeap a lot of folks. Here's the other thing I
want to say too, After I poured out all that hate,
which made me feel so much better to flow through
I did indeed, is that You should never blame actors
for really poor material. If you have a bad actor,
you have a bad actor. If it's a kid actor,
give him a fucking break as a kid. But like
you and McGregor's amazing, you know, hello there, Like Hayden Christiansen,
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getting so much shit is just so unfair, and seeing
how much it meant to the two of them to
come back for the Obi Wan Show should make people
understand that those movies weren't made for them. And I
know that they weren't made for me either, because I
was like, you know, not for kids like me. It's
made for kids. But at the same time, kids need
to have that same message of you do not have
to be big and acrobatic to be powerful. You can
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be small too. You can be slow, and you can
be like in Yoda's case, he's basically unable to move
around quickly, but he's awesome because he has the four.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Seeing Hayden Christensen get really emotional over getting acknowledged, it.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Should tell you how much it means him to know,
just for him to know people enjoyed the thing he did,
you know, because he did do a lot of fucking work.
The fact that they didn't speed up footage or have
stunt doubles for episode three's lightsaber battles.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Incredible the iconic lightsaber or a.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Specific move that he just started doing, which makes sense
because it's how you would defend your back while you
do like spins and shit, because a lot of the
acrobatics they do make zero.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Sense, like how I would learn to do that. I
would love to learn to do that.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Yeah, we can move on from Star Wars. Ca icularly
talk about that ye day. So I think that was
the end of Scariest Trivia? Though, oh no, I have
another one. This is really good. This isn't really scariest trivia.
This is Adam and Robin trivia. How many jobs have
we had combined between the two of us since the
show started?
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Seven?
Speaker 2 (14:30):
It is seven? How'd you ride that up so fast?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Because I live it?
Speaker 2 (14:33):
You just knew it off the top because you lived it.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Yeah, I lived the Star Wars.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
That makes no sense.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
No, it's a quote from a freaking they. In How
I Met Your Mother? I Hate you, uh and I
Met your Mother, Marshall talks about Star Wars and one
of the things he says is they lived the Star Wars. Ah.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Yes, Okay, cool. So, yeah, we have had seven. I've
had four, you've had three. So I just hit my fourth. YEP,
with the new hop that I just did, I joined
the company. I was like, by the way, guys, I'm
leaving for three.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Weeks, seven years, seven jobs, y'all.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Yep, between two people, though, I.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Mean, but we are one entity. We're Scaryish.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
We are scarysh If you consider scarish a job, then
we've been doing this shit the longest fucking job I've
ever had. I just realized that. Okay, I got more trivia.
How many pasta times before we stopped doing posta Time.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Four?
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Four A lot try thirty four?
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Oh my goodness, we did a shit ton Wow?
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Okay, how many story times have we done?
Speaker 1 (15:36):
One hundred and ninety eight, two hundred and seven?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Nice, Yeah, we did the two hundredth story Time a
while back. Okay, yeah, she completely forgot about that. And last,
but not least, how many episodes have we released between specials,
posta Time, Storytime and topic episodes as of this moment,
where episode two hundred and ninety eight is the most
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recent episode to be published. Okay, don't count two ninety nine,
don't count three hundred.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
I'm gonna say four hundred twenty.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Two, five hundred and fifty episode. Row, your math is
really bad. We are at two ninety eight and I
just told you we had two hundred and seven story times.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
But I can't count my traumas, which would.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Put well over five hundred. I can count my traumas
that should be on a fucking T shirt. Holy should All.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Right, Oh, that'd be so funny. Maybe that'll be a
next sticker for.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Before we move into a game or our next fun time.
Let me ask you this question, Robin, what do you
see in Scarish's future? What do you want to see?
Let's not say five years down the road. I think
that's kind of ambitious for a podcast at seven years old.
But what do you see in Scarish is maybe immediate future,
maybe twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
You know. I'm actually enjoying doing the one topic per episode.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Me thing.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
I like that we go more in depth each topic,
because I feel like before we're kind of rush it
right thirty minutes each trying to get to the one
one hour mark. I think, I mean, just my topic
today earlier today that you guys listened last week, was
you know, forty five minutes or something like that, and
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it's just.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Me and I famously have very long topics. So there's
been times where I go first where we're like we're
done for the night, right, and you haven't even gone yet,
and I'm like, no, there is to be too Fuck.
I wish we would have saved those. Yeah, Like anytime
I went over thirty five to forty minutes, it should
have just been like, cool, we'll chop it right here.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Yeah, but no, stupid past Adam and now future Adam
is like fuck, you burned through a lot. But I
think I think we're going to keep going with that
one topic type thing. I would love if we had
more story times. I think that's something that I miss.
I miss sharing like people that share with us their
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experiences and their stories. I love reading those. I think
that was really fun. I think that was an important
part of what made us what we were in the beginning.
And I remember the first story we got was from Sam.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Someone listening to us, but they're listening from a different country.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Yes, absolutely flabbergasted that anybody wanted to talk to us
at all. And now you know, we have a bunch
of friends, Like I've I message so many people that
we've met through the show. Shout out to Claudia and Fay,
you know, these these people that we and Glitch and
(18:33):
Git yeah, justin you know, there's a lot of people
that we've met, and it's so it's so cool that
sometimes I'm just like, you know, my friend, Yeah, it's
really cool that that we've met all these people.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Audio too, like artists that we met through the show.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Just absolutely the kindest person at.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
By Local Lola. Go check that out on Instagram. She's
fucking credible.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
And yeah, I'm really thankful for the show, just because
we've met so many people, and we want to meet
more people. And I really miss sharing those stories and
those those personal experiences, and if you guys have them,
please keep sending them to us because I want to
bring those back. We just don't have enough to share.
And I agree, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
I will say in my opinion for twenty twenty five,
I'm trying not to worry about content. I'm always worried
we're going to run out of stories. I think what
would really likely happen is we take a hard shift
into true crime. Yeah, we started running out of stuff
unless that was like contemporary stuff that's happening in the news. Now, Oh,
here's some UFO news, which I don't really necessarily want.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
I want to do like a follow up episode of
things where things have been solved, or if they've found
evidence of this or that, yeah for sure, or like
you know, yeah, unsolved mysteries that are now solved.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
It would be definitely. It's definitely gonna beneficial for us
to do alternating weeks like we've been doing this past
month or so. It's made things a lot easier on
us as far as you know, Scarish goes. I think
that's a pretty good goal. I do want to stream more,
but realistically I'm going to be traveling more, yeah upcoming,
so I might wind up just streaming stuff on my
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personal channel. I just like, you know, when I'm not working,
I'll probably be at a hotel with my laptop and
I just figure, why not just stream me speed running
O Karino time so I can pass the time or
something like that.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Both of us are kind of wanting to stick our
fingers in different pies, so to speak.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
This is Robin saying she wants to create her F
one podcast.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
No, I'm not going to create an F one podcast,
but My Threads is my like motorsports account, So if
you want to follow me on Threads, that's where I
post all my motorsports stuff. So I don't I literally
don't post anything else on there except for motorsport, so
if you want to go over there. But I do
want to make more motorsport content. That is definitely something
(21:03):
that that is, you know, Michael, I want to do
the movie podcast. That's something that I want to do.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
We've been talking about that for a long time. I
squatted the domain and all the guys handles on it.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Do you hear how much we talk about movies. We
talk about movies like constantly.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
It's funny because I listened to a lot of shows
that are movie podcasts or YouTube channels, and they're usually
reviews where they just trash bad movies. It's bad. Bad
movie content is basically a genre of uh, just people
who know a lot about movies who want to point
out to you how bad some movies were made. And
it's funny and it's fun. But I've always wanted to
(21:40):
do a movie appreciation podcast, and that's kind of what
scene missing always has been, is let me show you
something that I really like. Yes, and if you want
to shot on it, on it and we can talk
about it after the foot It's something.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
That it's like I want to live in that nostalgia,
you know, like I want to.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Reminis even that nostalgia.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
I want to reminisce and I want to share something
that I enjoy. Like there's Adam loves Ghostbusters Okay, he
can quote every single line from Ghostbusters too. It is insane.
Like I was watching Ghostbusters to the other day. He
would come into the room and literally say every single line.
He loves that movie. And I think it's fun to
just talk about those things that we love, Like I'm
(22:15):
sure Adam could tell me, like you know, did you
know it's.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Like that scene fucking Lord of the Rings and everyone
has means about like did you know Bigiel Morton's and
like wanting to do stuff we did you know that he.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Bought that horse?
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Yeah? Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
There's a lot of stuff we there's a lot of
stuff we want to do a lot. We have a
lot of fingers. Okay, We're gonna stick our fingers in
a lot of things.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
We are.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
So that I think what is coming in the future
for us as hosts We're still going to be doing
scary ish, We're still going to be making these episodes.
More stories, folks, yeah, please, you know, send us more stories.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
I think a lot of our folks that are regulars
are the ones that have had the courage to send
us stories, and some folks that our regulars haven't and
it's okay, I think, or they just haven't had anything
happen to them. You know. We've talked to folks who like,
do you want to come on the show that like,
I straight up have never had anything creepy happen to
me my entire life. So that happens. But if you
have friends or family that might have a story they'd
(23:18):
like to share, we'd definitely like to hear it. Or
if you have been listening and keep thinking, oh, send
to the story sooner or later. Senatives, Guys, that's the
reason you don't see story times popping up as much
because we don't want to burn through every bit of
content we have, and then when we do, we have
to stop and we have to wait for more to
come in. Yeah, so it's just something that happens. We've
been around for seven years. So outside of that, I
(23:40):
think the one thing I really do want to try
and do in twenty twenty five, which is probably a
bit ambitious, is get some guests on the show that
aren't just friends or family members. Some of that would
be other content creators out there in the world. Would
be cool. We should probably have Claudia on the show pact.
We haven't done it yet.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Yeah, I don't know if she has any but.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
He I mean, she's she's very vocal about her art
creation on her accounts, and she obviously is very good
at like talking to people. So this is our informal
request for the vacation.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Did she Yeah, she sent me a packing list.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
She's very talented, so it'd be cool to get her
all faceted. And then there's other spooky friends we might
be able to do. But I have a couple of
content creators that I watch that it would be really
cool to just reach out and like, hey, straight up,
you're not going to get more famous from being on
our show, but I'm a big fan of what you do.
I think it would be a great episode if you
came on, if you had a story to tell and
feel free to listen to any of our episodes from
(24:35):
the past, and if they don't respond. They don't respond.
If they say no, hey, at least they said something back.
Maybe they say yes, like you never know. Yeah, I
think it'd be super cool to just try and do
And yeah, I think that's gonna be a major goal
of mine in twenty twenty five is to reach out
to folks. I'm going to reach out to one content
creator as soon as I get back from Italy, because
I figured the worst thing ever would be if I
(24:55):
reached out right before the vacation and there they said,
I'm super excited, let's do this. I can only do
it tomorrow. I'm like, ooh, I really didn't expect you
to answer me. My dude, I'm gonna be back in
three weeks.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
You just got to slide into their dms.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Yeah, I know. I don't have those skills. My skills
for sliding into someone's DMS was verbally, because that wasn't
the fucking thing until after I met you. So, all right,
enough talk about the future, let's play some more games.
So obviously, I think we might have talked about doing
this before and we never actually did it, But we're
gonna go ahead and do what do you want to do? First?
(25:30):
Do you want to design a crypto. Do you want to
do Mary Let's.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Let's uh, let's design. Well, no, let's do let's do
U bang Mary kill.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Mary fuck Kill.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
It's called Mary foll Jesus. Okay, all right, So.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
What we're gonna play is a game called Mary fuck Kill.
You're gonna get three characters, people, creatures, whatever. You have
to pick one to marry, one to fuck, one to kill. Okay,
A right, I'm gonna go first, what you give your answer,
then I give my answer, and then you propose year three. Okay,
and we'll go until we're out. All right, Okay, So
my one is three of the big heavy hitters, all right,
Mary fuck Kill, Mothman, NeSSI, and Bigfoot.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
I would marry NeSSI, right, take me to your mystical
land where I'll stay with you forever. I would definitely
bang Mothman. Have you seen his abs? Wow? I'm sorry, Bigfoot,
you gotta go.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
All right. So mine is very similar, but I would
marry Mothman because he is caked up so hard.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Oh my god, you people.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Yeah, I've put coins in So yeah, marry Mothman. I
would fuck NeSSI because Nessie is a giant prehistoric dinosaur
that would definitely smash my body to pieces in such
a glorious way. But yeah, I would definitely kill Bigfoot.
You don't even want to be known. You keep hiding
and everything.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
So hey NeSSI hides too, But that's not what it's about.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Messie pops up every now and then it just takes
a really nice picture and then goes back down.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
They just seem like they would take me away, the
secret place, the secret place. All right, your turn, Okay,
my first one, right, I got the n Cantato and Cantata.
He's the dolphin man.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Yeah, he's the party animal that impregnates women and is
a dolphin. Okay, okay. And then there's the Akouko.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
I knew you wouldn't pick easy one.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
No, it's the big red octopus okay yeah. And then
because we all know you like tentacles, and then Snalligaster,
which is like the reptile metal beat ghoul guy from
the Fallout game. Remember, no, it's from like West Virginia
or something. Okay, big huge, ugly beast.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Alright, alright, alright, I'm gonna I'm gonna go ahead and
marry tentacles.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
You're gonna marry tentacles.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Tentacles, they got tentacles for days, like, they'll keep me entertained. Obviously,
I'm gonna fuck the West Virginia ugly thing because why not.
And then I'm gonna kill that stupid dolphin guy because
I'm pretty sure it's sexual assault, if not just straight
up catfishing. And that's a dick move.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Okay, I would probs marry the octopus too, Okay, okay,
for obvious reasons, for obvious reasons. They have hands to
hold you for days.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Wow, yeah sure.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
And then dolphin guy right the incantato, I would probably
bank because you're gonna.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Get yourself a dolphins.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Here's a party animal dog. Also, dolphins are very sexual creatures.
I don't know if you know this. I do know this,
But it goes hands.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Do you think okay, we need would he let me
put my wing in his blowhole?
Speaker 1 (28:45):
No, that's not how that works.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
But they do that. You didn't know that about dolphins.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Oh it's like suffocating them. Yeah, stop, this is taking
a turn. No, no, anyway, I would kill the other thing.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Okay. I feel like you found a third one just
to kill because you picked two and you're like, yeah,
I get married and final one to kill off my
second and last pairing. Okay, Yetti so ice pickfoot, Okay,
La Yourna and Bloody Mary.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Oh all right, I'm gonna have to say I would
marry the Yetti really yes, interesting. I mean he's Harry
just like you, and then he could take me to
his ice cave. I'm cool with that he and then
I would what are the other two again?
Speaker 2 (29:35):
La Corona and Bloody Mary.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
I would probably have to bang La Rona and kill
Bloody Mary just because I'm not about that mirror life.
I can't do it.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Sorry, So I am not matching up with you on
any of these. So I would marry Lairona. She's had
a rough life and I think I get her stop
killing other people's kids. I would bang Bloody Mary because
I could just go into the bathroom and say it
three times and my god, sorry I was in the mood.
Bloody Mary pop up. And I would kill the Eddie
because he's Harry and he likes it cold, and there
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can be only one.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
You're stupid, Okay, all right, Okay, my my last three.
So I went uh the more human looking creature route
this time. Okay, So The first one's d V Cooper.
Is he real?
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Okay? Okay, okay, okay, okay, this.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Right right, Okay.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
The Doulahan, the Doulahan what is the doul.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Is like the headless like banshee type character. She carries
her head with her. Have you ever watched the anime?
Oh yeah's super hot motorcycle riding?
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Yes, yes, okay, gotcha.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
And then the the third one I have is the
Pontia Knock. Okay, that's the one who's like the lady
spirit monster who like will rip jenets like the geniils
off men, and like, you know, let me just.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Start by killing her.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Okay, yeah, but I mean they they pull you in somehow,
right they can still like just look.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
At tell me this is dB Cooper Loki. No, No,
Then I would fuck DV Cooper just so I could
figure out the history. And I would marry the chick
who holds her head under her arm because I could
just if she was making me mad, I just borrow
her head.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Oh god, I didn't think about that. I am a
genius at picking.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Yeah. Those are pretty good. So what would you do?
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Same?
Speaker 2 (31:41):
Same? All right? High five? No one likes someone ripping
off male genitals unless they deserve it. I suppose all right?
That was Mary fuck Kill. We have two more games
to go. Do you want to make a cryptid first?
Or do you want to do your quiz for me?
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Let's do make a crypto and then see how much
time we have love Okay.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
So how do you want to do? Make it cryptid?
Speaker 1 (32:04):
This was rob Yeah, So if you could make up
any cryptid, like the things that they do, what they
look like, the quote unquote powers they have, Like, what
would you do? You know? Would you be like the
Jersey Devil type character who wants to warn people about
things that are going to happen devil? Oh, that's moth Man.
(32:25):
Would you want to do that? Or would you want to.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Be might pick and choose. I can assemble.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
My r yeah, like we have the technology, we can
we can make it better.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
I want Mothman's Harbinger of Doom because he's protecting people
while being creepy, and his butt on my cryptid. I
want the cuteness associated with NeSSI for sure, maybe just
a really long neck. And I want the elusiveness of Bigfoot.
I want the wings of the Jersey Devil and the
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devil make care attitude of the Jersey Devil, where when
they show up, there's like, I'm here to fuck shit up.
Also something bad's gonna happen later. Merge those two together
really give people like you know their money's worth. When
this crypt shows up, it's gonna fuck stuff up, but
he's also warning you about a bigger, bigger danger.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
So are you like humanoid?
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Are you like humanoid?
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Humanoid with a long, craning neck and uh lockness monster face.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
I I would want to be ghostly, kind of like
the Fresno Nightcrawler. Maybe be a little bit more fashionable,
not just big ol'd you know they pants for sure,
But I would love to be like cute and creepy
kind of like that. Or it's just like y'all see
them pants walking around?
Speaker 2 (33:44):
Are gonna be like that goes that asks people what
color toilet paper you want and then kills them.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
No, But I would love to be the ghost that
gets distracted when you throw candy on the ground and
mouth yeah. I mean, I wouldn't want to be scary
like her, but I want that detriment me count the candy.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
That's weird that you want a detriment, Why not? I
didn't think of it applying a weakness. You why the
fuck not? I mean, come on, you know what I
want and this isn't an actual cryptid, but because I
made my cryptid so fucking hot and cool and dangerous. Yeah,
I want my cryptid to have a slumber cycle similar
to penny Wise or it from the movie and book
(34:24):
it where You Got to Sleep. Maybe not twenty seven years.
That's a pretty fucking long time. Maybe.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
I don't know, Like ten, I forget what Jeepers Creepers is.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
I don't know. I've only seen that first movie and
I don't remember any of it except that Justin Long
gets killed, which I was pretty happy about.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
I've seen them all and I just don't remember I
watched them with crypt anyway. Okay, so yes, ghostly Pants
counts candy. I think I would want to be like,
you know, the the Angels from Doctor Who.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Okay, we're getting out of Crypti territory now, but you're
talking about the Weeping Angels.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
The Weeping Angels from Doctor Who. Like, if you look
at me, I you know, you freeze frust Yeah s,
I think that would be fun, you know, I would
want to be like a fun cryptid like one that
that is done scary kind of. I don't think I'm scary.
I just don't want to be like a bigfoot where
it's like you never see them and it's just fake
(35:17):
stupid photos of him. Sorry, bigfoot hunters.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Out there, You're gonna get so much hate over.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
I. I just wanna I want to be something fun.
I think I don't want to have like the dangers
coming type premonition stuff, maybe.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
Like warn people on.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Maybe I show up when the weather changed, like when
the season's changed.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
I just realized my cryptids shows up, and my cryptids
basically like hey guys, dangers on the way, it's fucking
me and then they just annihilate the town.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
No, I think I'd want to be something like, uh,
something fun, something cute, something sweet. I don't think i'd
want to be something scary, like you know how Nessy's
just like it shows.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Up, don't you dare talk about not.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
It's like she shows up, or they show up. They
can be whatever they want to be. And so Nessie
shows up, does whatever you know? Shows up in a
couple of pictures, big ol'd mystery leaves. Nothing bad happens,
nothing crazy. Everyone just imagines she's a dinosaur, you know.
(36:22):
I want to be that mysterious creature that it's just
like y'all seen them, y'am pants and if you throw candy,
they have to count them. Yeah, I think it'd be cute.
I just I think they're fun. I think that the
idea of the Fresno Nightcrawlers is really fun, just because
it's like the weirdest fucking thing that somebody ever was
(36:46):
just like, bro, have you seen this? And then they
named it and it's just so strange.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Okay, it's pretty good. Make a cryptid. I enjoyed that.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
I like the difference in vibes. You're just like destruck
and chaos.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
But not death. I don't want to kill anyone. It's
like it's like the T eight hundred and Terminator two.
Once John Connor gets on the directive of not to
hurt anyone, he's like, okay, cool, and then he kneecaps
a guy is like he'll live. That's the fucking vibe
I want to have. I'm not here to kill anyone,
but I'm gonna hurt some people. And fun shot up.
So the step Brothers directive, We're here to fuck, shut up.
So all right, we got one more game, and it's
(37:23):
your quiz format.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
All right. So what I have is a fistful of episodes. Okay,
I will tell you what my topic was that episode, Okay,
and then you're gonna have to tell me or guess
you know what it was that you covered opposing this
topic and very.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Opposed each other.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Yeah, did they get it? They? I mean they paired
at the beginning, I feel like, and then.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Yeah, for five episodes, and we realized we couldn't keep
doing that because you kept being like.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
I want to cover witches today or some stupid like that.
Your voice changes every time I do anyway, Okay, cool, Okay,
So you're gonna give me how many I have? Ten?
Speaker 2 (38:03):
Okay, I want it known right now. There's a very
real chance I could go zero for ten. Yeah, okay,
So okay, this is the one that I think you
guys should post your score for because if you remember these,
fucking a kudos to you guys. But all right, give
us the.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
First one, all right, so episode sixty one. Okay, it's
a clue, right, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
I like that you give me the episode numbers. That
gives me an idea.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
I covered ed gene.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
Okay, so this is during your serial killer phase. Do
I get a hint? Do I get like? Was it
a cryptid? Was it true crime?
Speaker 1 (38:39):
It is a creature slash legend slash cryptid ishue of
some typeck that's.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
A lot of slashes.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
Um, oh man, this is so you did this to yourself.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
I did this was my idea. I'm just gonna take
a shot in the dark and say the thunderbird nop
Okay the oh. I almost mentioned that when I was
making my cryptid too, because it was the pool of water.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
Water on his head. Yeah, you know, I was thinking
about like being the dolphin dude and just you know everyone, yeah,
get like but like hot like mothman.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
Okay, you just didn't want to make that You're crypted.
Now we know what you truly wanted your crypti to be.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
But I think it's cute pants.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
A hot pair of pants that everyone wants to get in.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
It's oh shit, yeah, flying pants. Okay, episode I did
the Lake Shawnee Amusement Park.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
You know it's sad. After episode one is when we
announced we hit one million.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
Oh yeah, so I saw this was going to be aliens.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
I saw this episode today I can't, for the life
of me, this is aliens. You say, this is way
too late for it to be Roswell like, way out there.
I think this is the the one I wanted to get.
The guy on the show who's making the documentary, it's
like the Zimbabwe Alien Contact episode. Oh, god damn it.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
Battle of Los Angeles.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Oh, that's such a great episode. That's That's one of
my favorite bouts of research I've ever done, because it
takes such a weird turn and lets you know, like, Hey,
if you ever wanted to know who's the most decorated
fucking group of American veterans, it's a bunch of kids
that got told you can either hang out in this
internment camp or fight for America. And they're like, I
guess we'll fight for America since we were born here, dickheads.
(40:31):
And they got into a bunch of planes and just
brought home fucking medals of honor for days. I love
that story. Okay, all right?
Speaker 1 (40:37):
Episode thirteen thirteen, Yeah, fuck, okay, early on, super early,
super early, apparently five hundred episodes ago. So episode thirteen.
I did Demon House.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
You did Demon House?
Speaker 1 (40:49):
Yes? This is really early on?
Speaker 2 (40:54):
Was this a haunted. Okay, I shouldn't ask that. Okay,
can you give me a hint? Can you give me
a Was it a cryptid No? Was it true crime?
Speaker 1 (41:01):
Nope?
Speaker 2 (41:02):
Was it a true story?
Speaker 1 (41:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (41:04):
Was it a true story of the chick from no
Emily Rose?
Speaker 1 (41:10):
No, no, damn it. It's like the biggest alien abduction story,
like the most Famousswell. No, it's not Roswell. It was
an alien abduction.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
It was just called alien abduction. Okay. I think that's
the one about the couple down the road and they
see the thing and they see the guys like waving
at them the spaceship.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
Okay, got it all right, Episode one seventy three, So
we're far out there.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
This is really hard.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
I covered the disappearance at the Vatican, that little girl
who disappeared.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
Man, you know what was weird. I was thinking about
that episode today because we're gonna go to the Vatican,
and someone sent us messages like obsessively after that I
came out, they sent us like two hundred messages about
your topic, about like all the conspiracy theories around it,
like they believed like they wanted us to fucking get
on HBO and create a series about this. So I
had a topic. Was it true crime? No? Was it paranormal?
Speaker 1 (42:06):
Uh? It's a mystery, a mystery.
Speaker 2 (42:11):
God, this is so hard. Everyone else is getting zero
for ten. If you don't get zero for ten, you've
impressed me. I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
The mystery of Lake by Call.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
Oh, that's that fucking super deep lake in Russia that
has like bubbles popping up out of it and a
bunch of bodies that got discovered on the shore of it.
It's another good episode. God, I cover some good ship.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
Alright. The episodes I'm the eight I did the Texarcana
Moonlight murders.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
Is this the curse of Tecumsa to Compsa's curse?
Speaker 1 (42:38):
Fuck the Toxic Lady? Oh?
Speaker 2 (42:42):
I really had one? Is that five?
Speaker 1 (42:45):
That's five?
Speaker 2 (42:46):
I'm zero for five? Okay, can turn it around the
second half or on the back nine now, all.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
Right, So episode eighteen I covered the Sally House. This
is a big one. You covered a big one.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
A big one.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (43:02):
There's some episodes that are that long ago where I
can't remember if you covered a topic or if I
covered a topic. Was this a haunting? It's a CRYPTI,
it's a cryptid. It's a big one, the big one.
It's a big one, big one. I don't think it's
the chup of Cabra. Is this the lockness? Mons?
Speaker 1 (43:17):
Well, it can't be the chup of Cabra because I
covered the two.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
Is this the monel? God, damn it?
Speaker 1 (43:22):
What Jersey devil?
Speaker 2 (43:23):
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
All right, this one is more recent episode two sixty two. Okay,
I covered the Legends of the Smoky Mountains.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
It's a good episode. I really liked that episode. Your episode.
I don't know what I covered. Hang on smoking Mountains?
What did I pair that with?
Speaker 1 (43:41):
I don't know. It's your topic.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
Was a true crime?
Speaker 1 (43:43):
Nope?
Speaker 2 (43:45):
Was it?
Speaker 1 (43:46):
No?
Speaker 2 (43:47):
Was it?
Speaker 1 (43:47):
It's a true story.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
It's a true story.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
Yeah, it's a true event, a true event.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
The hints they get so demeaning after so long.
Speaker 1 (43:57):
I don't know if it's demeaning.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
But okay, is this a big one? Or is this
something that you didn't know about until I covered it?
Speaker 1 (44:03):
I didn't know about until you covered it.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
Okay? Is this the weird thing that happened like fifteen
ninety five? No thing of the sky? God, damn it?
What is it? Old?
Speaker 1 (44:10):
The warcraft pandemic?
Speaker 2 (44:12):
That episode is so good, And I interviewed the director
of customer support for World of Warcraft when that happened
for that episode. You're welcome, folks, I work for Room again.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
All right. Episode one, I covered Havana syndrome.
Speaker 2 (44:26):
You covered havana syndrome.
Speaker 1 (44:28):
Oh no, maybe I covered So what did I cover?
Speaker 2 (44:31):
That's fucked up? Ah? You changed? I taking this one.
I get a point for this. I covered havana syndrome.
Did you cover dB Cooper?
Speaker 1 (44:43):
No, that's way early in the show, the Codex gig
guess I.
Speaker 2 (44:46):
Would never have remembered. I would never have guessed that.
I remember the book very well. It's the giant book
that has all that weird shit in it. Yeah, yeah,
yeah sure.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
Episode one seventy seven, I covered the Saint Augustine Lighthouse.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
Hmmm, you covered a lighthouse one seventy seven? These are
so so random? Is this an alien abduction? Is this
a crypted No?
Speaker 1 (45:12):
I think this one's true crime.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
You think this one's true crime? Is this Charlie Manson?
Speaker 1 (45:16):
No, damn it, this one is the Jersey the Jersey
shore man eater.
Speaker 2 (45:21):
Oh this isn't true crime. That's the inspired Oh she lies?
Speaker 1 (45:34):
I thought it was like, you know, I thought it
was just a cannibal.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
That's funny.
Speaker 1 (45:40):
All right, all right, all right, I'm gonna go last one,
Last one, Episode three, Episode three. Yeah, okay, I covered
the Cubaicabra.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
I could have sworn I covered the tuber No dog.
Speaker 1 (45:56):
I wrote that script like while I was still in college.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
Okay, let me see if I can do this. Episode
zero is the pilot, and that's like sleep walking and
past live syndrome or something like that. Then we did curses.
I think we did, like curses in Witchcraft or something
along those lines episode three. If you covered a specific
topic and your topic was the chup of Cabra, I
(46:22):
would have paired something. I would have tried to pair
something with that that I thought went with it. So
did I cover a cryptid? Also? No, no cryptid, because
I remember, God damn it, I want to just cheat
and look at it. It's not gonna be true crime
because I ain't cover true crime. Then off and back
in the day. If you said it's not acryptid because
you covered a cryptid, it's probably not a curse because
(46:44):
I've already done a curse.
Speaker 1 (46:45):
At that point, we did an episode all about curses here.
Speaker 2 (46:47):
Yeah, because I really wanted to work in that curse
of that guy's tomb, which is the entire reason I
wanted to start the show, is just tell that story.
So it's gonna be a ghost, then it's gonna be
a ghost or like some ghost story, something famous along
those lines, something that would have brought the listeners in
that was recognizable with.
Speaker 1 (47:07):
The title Okay, are you eaving up my close?
Speaker 2 (47:10):
Yeah? Okay, gosh, I feel like it's on the tip
of my tongue. Is it?
Speaker 1 (47:19):
That's a horrible audio?
Speaker 2 (47:21):
It is? It's terrible? I give up? What is it?
Speaker 1 (47:23):
It was a poltergeist.
Speaker 2 (47:25):
It's just called polter geist.
Speaker 1 (47:26):
Yah. The topic was called poltergeist, but it was a
very specific, you know, poltergeist experience.
Speaker 2 (47:32):
I feel like I should get half a point. I
narrowed down that it was definitely going to be a haunting.
Speaker 1 (47:37):
Give yourself all the points, all right, I'm.
Speaker 2 (47:39):
Taking one and a half points because you gave me
a point on accident, because you told me what my
topic was. I forgot to write down your topic. Okay,
half a point, that's what I got. Half a point
out of ten. What a horrible way to end the show.
Speaker 1 (47:52):
It just shows you, guys, how much, how many episodes
we've done, and how many topics we've done. There are
some topics that are definitely some of our favorite.
Speaker 2 (48:01):
I thought you were gonna go with the one about
my dad's story, the haunting on Caroline Street. I was
waiting for that.
Speaker 1 (48:06):
I tried. I tried to do topics that were like
hard for me to remember, no, very specific. So instead of.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
Like boltergeists in general, very so.
Speaker 1 (48:16):
Instead of like paranormal Games four or something like that,
I picked like an actual topic.
Speaker 2 (48:23):
Okay, so it's brutal. Yeah, all right, Well, I think
it does say a lot about the fact that we
cannot remember specific topics we've covered or what the pairings are,
but we can remember the names of people that have
been talking to us.
Speaker 1 (48:36):
If you guys think we remember our jokes, no, I'm
some Yes, most the.
Speaker 2 (48:43):
Ones we've tried to turn in like catch phrases for
merchant shit. Yeah, but most of the other ones nah,
not at all.
Speaker 1 (48:51):
I'm definitely am gonna make merch This is I can
count my traumas. I'm gonna tell you that.
Speaker 2 (48:55):
Yep, that's a good one that'll sell. Well. Yeah, even
to people who don't listen to the show. Yeah, all right,
it's been three hundred episodes.
Speaker 1 (49:03):
Thank you for being eleven years.
Speaker 2 (49:04):
We appreciate you folks for listening. This episode was, you know,
kind of what you've come to expect if you listened
to the other.
Speaker 1 (49:10):
One, random and nonsense, bullshit all over.
Speaker 2 (49:14):
The fucking place. Yea, but yeah, we've really enjoyed doing this.
We wouldn't keep doing it if we didn't. I had
a podcast for this one called nerd Chills. I enjoyed
doing it. I didn't think there was the same level
of commitment from everyone else. I realized there wasn't a
lot of listeners, so we moved on to something else.
And I swear like the third episode, I was listening
back to old episodes to check and see when our
outro started, and just hearing us thank everyone. When we're
(49:37):
realizing people were listening and hearing how excited we were
to do it, and hearing one of our outros, I
think episode four or five, we're like, yeah, there's a
holiday week and coming up. We're not taking a break.
We love this too much. We're here seven years later,
so yeah, hasn't really stopped. Three hundred episodes is a
lot of episodes, so we'll do another one of these
and four hundred at four hundred.
Speaker 1 (49:58):
Say that's like seven years from.
Speaker 2 (50:00):
Yeah, we're gonna skip over the next four hundred, five
hundred and six hundred episode. But anyways, yeah, that's everything
for this episode. If you guys want to reach out
to us, feel free to do so. You can email
storytime at scarish dot com, go to our upsite scarce
dot com, click on contact us, fill out that form,
or hit us up on our social media's thank you
guys for everything, Robin. For folks who would like to donate
to U second they do so, you.
Speaker 1 (50:20):
Can go to Patreon dot com slash scarish podcast to
your started dollar. You can also go to coffee kod
f i dot com slash Scarish Podcasts are one time donations.
Everything really helps us out, guys, it really does.
Speaker 2 (50:31):
And uh, yeah, that's I think just about everything. Three
hundred episodes. We made it onto the next three hundred.
But yeah, Robin, go ahead and sign us.
Speaker 1 (50:40):
Out, keep on creeping on. We'll talk to you guys later.
Speaker 2 (50:42):
Oh bye,
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