Scaryish - Ep 301: Lesser Known Cryptids

Robin and Adam proudly present Episode 301 of Scary(ish)! Adam covers three lesser known cryptids and gives a difficulty rating for turning them into Halloween costumes. Listen, Share, Subscribe, and Review!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Hey, there's Spooky Friends and welcome to another episode of
the Scarish Podcast. It's been a long, long, long break.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
I'll tell you what. I'm Adam Diaz. That's Robin Grace.
You know you had a good summer vacation when by
the time you come back it's fall.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
It's been a month. It's been a month.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
It's been a month since we recorded. It hasn't been
a month since an episode came out, because we had
like it's been two weeks, I'd say two or three.
I can't remember how much we've been three weeks now.
We had two in the can for when we were
in Italy and the UK, which, in case anyone was wondering,
was all right. What wasn't wasn't bad?

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Oh no, it was dope as hell. Our whole trip
was great. You can go to my Instagram. I posted
a lot of stuff.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
I also posted a lot of stuff. We posted the
spooky stuff that we came across. Saw Gray Gray Friars
Kirkyard in Edinburgh, which was cool.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
We went past Palazza Dario, which I covered like right
before we did it in the dark and I wasn't lying.
It was right next to our hotel, which was crazy,
crazy happenstance was not planned. But yeah, I think what
we're gonna do is do like a recap of the
whole vacation because it was long and there's a lot
of stuff that happened, and just post it on like Patreon,

(01:25):
make it free for everyone to see. It's not gonna
be something you got to pay for, just someplace that
we can host the video because Robin's like, people don't
care about what we have to say. They don't care
about us in our lives. They're just here for the
spooky stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Well, then we met a couple of spooky friends out there.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
They were wonderful, they were to us.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yeah, I'm really glad that Jeminy reached out and was
just like hey, like you know.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
They took us on a little tour of the Natural
History Museum, which was dope. Yeah, shout out into cash money.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
He was super cool.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
But we had a good time and I actually asked them,
do you guys like it when we say things about
what's going on in their lives? And they're just like, yeah,
like it's nice to know. So we'll do that, but
we'll do it separate because Robin doesn't want to conflate
our personal lives. Appearently no podcasts.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Just know that the trip was great. It was fun.
We fucked up our feet first week.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
There was a lot of walking involved. Yes, I think
we did close to us fifty or sixty miles in
the first week, like thirty miles in the first few days. Yeah,
there was a lot, but honestly totally worth it.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Yeah. Fun, but you can listen to it later once
that goes up. Yeah. And uh yeah, So now that
we're back, it's fall.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
It's October, it's a spooky season. Welcome folks. This is
our month.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Yeah. So before we get into all of that, we
just want to do special shout out to our patrons
over on Patreon.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Yeah, shout out to shandon A, Dulja, Ethan and Carl Olov.
We sincerely appreciate you guys being at the shout out
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you guys are amazing. All of our patrons are amazing.
All of our supporters are amazing. But those four by name,
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(03:12):
that if you want to give us some dollar dollar bills, y'all.
It really helps with hosting fees. It helps with a
lot of things, especially when we need to replace equipment
because stuff breaks. Because we've been doing this for seven years.
I think we've been on the exact same setup for
the last five. Yeah, and sometimes things don't go well.
I do have some backup stuff because people have been
so nice and generous. But you can go to Patreon
dot com slash Scarish podcast if you're interested. Just like

(03:35):
these wonderful folks did so one more time, shout out
and thank you. But yeah, it's October, it's a new month.
I was like, do we do a themed month like
we've done before for October? Now that we're doing one
topic per episode, that means we'd both have to adhere
to the same theme. And I was like, Mmmm, Robin's
not cooperative, she's not collaborative. She does not play well

(03:55):
with others. So I mean, yeah, Halloween's great, So I
guess we could tie to into Halloween in some way,
shape or form. This episode. I'm doing some lesser known cryptids,
so that doesn't necessarily tie into Halloween. Although I made
like a funny through line in my script, so it
makes it halloween ish, but very excited that it's spooky season.
We all know. The scariest part about spooky season is

(04:17):
that Mariah Carey is currently thawing, which is horrifying, and
as soon as November first hits, she she is unleashed
upon the world. But for now we can just live
in that fear, basking the glory of the fact that
it's time for pumpkin carving and all that fun stuff.
And yeah, I'm excited.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
So I'm very excited. I've already got my Halloween costume
picked out.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
Well, you do Halloween at work? Yeah, so you guys
are doing a theme, and what's the theme this year?

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Adam Sandler movie.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
That's such a genious theme. I'm like, I want to
come to work with you that damn so jealous.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Yeah, so so it'll be really cool. And it's cool
because it's not just like all his you know, movies
that he acts in. It's like someone's gonna do I
think it was Hotel Transylvania because he's in that cute
and stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
So I would try and do something like either like
not Adam Sandler but one of the characters in his
show or in his movies. I do like the the
Cajun dude who no one can understand. That would be
really fun to do. Or I do something like super
old school deep cut, like Opera Man from when he
was still on SNL. I see this blank face, I'm like, yeah,
that's what I would love to show up and be like,
who are you. I'm like, I'm Opera Man, Like, aren't

(05:27):
you an Adam Sandler fan?

Speaker 1 (05:28):
As soon as it came out, you know, this is
what our idea is. This is what it's gonna be.
The theme is going to be. I was like, Little Nikki,
Little Nikki is what I was gonna do.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Always immediately Little Nikki.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
I always quote Little Nikki, And.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
I know everyone thinking the masterpiece of cinema. How many
oscars did that whin? I think it won all of
them that year.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
No, but my cocher sent a picture and she was
just like it was his angel tracksuit where it was
like white with pink stripes. I couldn't find one. I
would have loved to do that.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
You know, that's such a specific moment from that movie though,
because like if someone's a fantom, little Nikki, but not
like a super fan. They might be like the outfit's
all wrong, you know. But either way, I think you
guys are gonna have a yeah, great Halloween.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
Yep. I'm gonna be really sweaty because that puffy coat
is so I'm just like, oh my God.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
For me, I don't get to dress up. I mean,
I guess I could to hand out candy. Yeah, but
I'm doing what I do every year since I started
making enough money where I could like add Guaca moley
to my burritos for extra and that is I go
to Costco. I spend a little bit more on candy
to get full sized candy bars and give them out
to all the kids because I want to be known
as that house and they look that gives up full

(06:43):
such candy step.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
We're not gonna be here much longer.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
So for this neighborhood. Yeah, so, but.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
You know, I do you think it's weird if I
ask all the kids or tell all the kids to
get in the plass.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
That is weird, but it would be really funny too,
We'll see. I I also wanted to get like those
little booze bottles to hand out to the parents like
this is for you guys, and just like the stuff
you get on the airplane. But I don't know, we'll
see what happens with it. I'm excited. It's a great time.
It's not my favorite time of the year, but it's
tied for my favorite time of the year. So AnyWho,

(07:16):
I guess I can go ahead and just go right
into my topic. Yeah, So this week for our triumphant
return to the airwaves and your ear holes, I really
wanted to do something spooky, like not true crime. I
was like, let's steer away from true crime for this episode.
For me specifically, it's the spooky season, y'all. It's such
a wonderful, wonderful time. Everything starts to get decorated, like

(07:36):
the Haunted Mansion. People start planning their costumes. Like we
just talked about, kids want to dress up to be
ghosts or ghouls or goblins or monsters, and then like
older people want to dress up to be those same
things or characters from like movies or TV or anime
or some people plan a version of that that's you know,
the same but sexy instead, which is like amazing. So

(07:57):
in honor of that, I'm gonna cover three less known
cryptids to give you all some inspiration for your costumes
and maybe some spooks at the same time as well,
because they have some pretty good stories to content. Warning,
these cryptids may not all be able to convert easily
to sexy versions, so if you're up for the challenge,
go for it, but I don't recommend it for all
of them.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
Adam's already sent me pictures of some of these, and
you could if you're talented.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Yeah. Well, there's varying levels of difficulty, and I will
cover it at the end of each of these little
minish what if.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
They in them? Like, what if they already are sexy versions.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
Of themselves when you're talking about the cryptids themselves. Yes,
I mean if you're dressing up as them, then you
have to do your best to match the energy that
they're bringing. Yeah, so we'll see though. The first one
I'm going to cover is one that I did not know.
I've never heard of. It, didn't know it exists until
a couple of days ago, and it's known as the
Beast of Busco and had already. If you're new to

(08:54):
the Beast of Busco like me, It's a cryptid from
good old Indiana. Okay, Churubusco, Indiana. To be exact, I
think I said it right. I might not have Turabusco
is like right by Fort Wayne, which means that I mean,
that might not mean shit to anyone who's not from
Indiana like I am, but it means that I grew
up like an hour away from it, and I've never
heard of this thing before. I also apologize for saying

(09:16):
Churubusco incorrectly. If I am, like I grew up in
a place called Valparaiso, everyone called it Valpariso, which is
totally wrong. That's probably why we all just call it
Valpo this.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
It's just because it's Ai.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
Yeah, And I think, honestly that's the Spanish pronunciation is Valparaiso,
and that's how we all say it, and Valparaiso is
how people say it in like various other languages. Because
I was I googled, I'm like, how do you pronounce Valparuso,
And it was like various pronunciations based off of like
the region. There's a Valparaiso down and I think Chile.
So I'm gonna keep going. But Busco is like the

(09:48):
abbreviation of Urubusco, and I think that's why this thing
is just called the Beast of Busco because it rolls
off the tongue a lot easier. But AnyWho, this cryptid
comes from Busco, Indiana and dates back to eighteen ninety eight.
Y'all remember eighteen ninety eight, right, It totally fucking sucked,
No joke. Eighteen ninety eight did suck. There's like the
Spanish American War going on, which wasn't cool. The Wilmington

(10:10):
mascre happened. If you don't know what that is, you
could google it if you want to get depressed. It's
basically a bunch of pieces of shit doing horrible things
and killing people. It's is no bueno. But in Busco, Indiana.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
Is that the year that fred Astaire was born?

Speaker 2 (10:21):
Eighteen ninety eight?

Speaker 1 (10:22):
It's either eighteen ninety eight or eighteen ninety nine.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
I have no idea. I am not well versed in
the birth of Freda Staire. I apologize.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
I'm pretty sure.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
If it is there, you go. That's one thing good
that happened in eighteen ninety eight in Busco, Indiana. In
eighteen ninety eight, some dude named Oscar Fulk was out
and about on his own land. His land was pretty big.
It just happened to have a seven acre lake on it.
Imagine having a plot of land that has a lake
that's seven acres big.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
You own that.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
That's zerous. It's your lake. It's not God's lake. That's
your lake. While near his lake, Oscar claims to have
seen something massive and monstrous. It had a face with
a hooked and black beady eyes. Its skin was covered
in leathery scales, and it had a massive hard carapace
with spikes on its back. And he told people after

(11:11):
he saw it, guys, I saw the biggest fucking alligator
snapping turtle I've ever seen in my life.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
It's actually Bowser.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
It might be this thing should be called Bowser. You're
one thousand percent right, and no joke. The Beast of
Busco is supposed to be an alligator snapping turtle. It's
not thought of as like like a cryptid, like how
Mothman has thought of or like the lizard Man of
South Carolina. This thing is supposed to just be like
an enormous version of an animal that actually exists. The

(11:41):
dimensions he describes the creature are just way too big.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
Well, I don't know, if you've seen that new baby penguin.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
That was that giant baby penguin. It's bigger than all
the others, even though it's a baby. Yeah, it's like gigantism,
like monsterism. I don't think monsterism is the thing. I
think it's made up that word, But gigantism is an
actual thing where you're like there's a mutation, something wrong
with your pituitary gland, and you just grow bigger and
bigger and bigger. Happens all the time in the animal kingdom.
That must be what happen here, because he told folks
that this thing was six feet long, as long as

(12:10):
a man laying down. Now. I don't know if you've
ever seen an alligator snapping turtle in real life. I
have growing up in Indiana. There was a neighbor that
had one. These things are honestly fucking horrifying. They really are.
They look like bows. They look like an evil creature
because they're just like covered in jaggy point jagged points,
and they move slow when it comes to walking speed,

(12:33):
but biting it's like lightning fast. It's like a snake
how it coils and like like shoots out.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
Those snapping turtles. You see it like online and sea
all the time.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
Okay, well they just destroy it, they just Yeah. That's
the thing is that they're only around thirty inches. The
biggest one ever recorded, I think was like twenty eight inches,
and it weighed in at two hundred and fifty pounds.
So if this thing is six feet long, that means
it's well over five hundred pounds and huge. It's the
back of its show would probably be taller than a person.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
Anytime anybody talks about these things or you see videos
of these things, this thing, if it bit your finger,
would take your finger right off.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
Right off, clean off the bone. It's got a bite force.
A normal size one has a bite force of a
thousand psi, which is six times more powerful than a human.
And it's got that beak like it was sent from
Hell that's made of the carapace where it just like
shears through bone. It's like meant to chew up carcasses.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
It's are our mouths powerful enough to rip people's fingers off?

Speaker 2 (13:28):
I mean, if you really tried it, I'm pretty sure
you get off. Gollum did it, and he.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
Was like kind of I guess, but he's not a human.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
I mean they're basically tiny humans. River folk. Halflings. I
mean they're called halflings. They're half a human. So I
don't know. We'll check with Faye on that one. She's
the doctor and the hobbit expert. So they're they're horrifying
when you see them in real life, but they're not
so imposing that you think, Okay, this is a cryptid.
But if you were to see one that was six

(13:55):
feet long, you'd be like, guys, there's something on my
land that I'm pretty sure is from hell. Oscar told
these people and then after telling his like friends and
family or whatever, he was like, all right, and he
just went on with his life, like what are you
gonna do? And people probably doubted him enough to be like,
I'm sure he saw something, but I don't think it
was that big. Like they didn't think it was a crackpot.
They probably just thought he was like a bullshit artist, okay,

(14:17):
And then life goes on. Fast forward to July nineteen
forty eight. You don't remember nineteen forty eight, right, That's
the year Israel was created, In case anyone was.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
Wondering, it's like fifty years later.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
And then after you know, Israel was created. Nothing controversial
or scary or sad or bad ever happened there ever,
so we'll go ahead and move straight on. Okay, anyways,
back to Busco. Two dudes name or Blue and Charlie
Wilson were fishing on Oscar Folks Lake, which was now
known as Folk Lake because he used to own it. Yea,
he does not own it anymore.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
They are about to find the ring, yes, at the
bottom of One.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
Of them gets dragged off the boat because he bites
his line and he finds a ring at the bottom
of the lake. No. When they they come back from
their fishing trip, they reported seeing a massive alligator snapping
turnle and the owner of the land, who was at
the time a person named Gail Harris, is like, oh, yeah,
I've seen that thing. It's a fucking boost. And then
a year later the owner of the land, who's Gale,

(15:15):
and his friend Orville Reese. Orville is a popular name
in Indiana. For anyone who knows Orville redenboxers from Valparaiso, Indiana.
What a popcorn fast. Anyways, Okay, Gale and Orville see
this thing. They're redoing his roof on his barn and
it's so big. They see it come out of the water, like,
that's the fucking beast of Busco right over there. So
they do what two people would do if they saw

(15:35):
a horrifying giant creature, and they decide they're gonna chase it.
And it goes back into the lake and they get
on a boat and they chase it, and they just
wind up not catching it. So they tell people like,
we just keep seeing this thing and it's huge, it's real,
and it gathers enough belief within the town that the
group of people in the town decide, like, let's find it.
And I think the intention here is to capture or
kill it, not just confirm its existence. So they tried

(15:58):
draining the lake in a bunch of different parts to
see if they could locate it, and then they put
a bunch of motor boats on the lake to try
and like drive it out. They just put a bunch
of titties in their face between them. But like they
eventually try and get this thing to show itself or
at least flee, it does not, And after nineteen fifty
they basically say, like, we don't know where it went.
We'll keep our eyes up, but we're not gonna go
hunting for it, and that's kind of the end. But

(16:22):
in nineteen fifty they decide a few things. One is
that the Beast of Busco, as cool of a name
as it is, isn't a good name for the beast itself.
So they name it Oscar, after Oscar Folk, who owned
the land, who was the first person to see it,
and they just say his name is Oscar from now on,
and they start a festival called Turtle Days. Turtle Days
is to celebrate Oscar the Turtle, and it's still going

(16:45):
on to this day. It takes place in June. There's
a parade, a carnival, and a turtle race. And I'm
not sure if it's like you dress your kids up
like turtles and race them or if it's like you
bring a turtle and race them, but either way, either way,
it's totally awesome and I kind of love it. A
definitely reminds me of Popcorn Fest back home. But Orville
Reddenbaker actually existed, so if.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
They're saying this thing doesn't exist, it's probably dead. Now.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
I did google, and turtles can live for quite a
long time. But if it was already six feet long
in eighteen ninety eight, and it's twenty twenty four now,
and it's like one hundred and twenty six years later.
It's probably dead or it had regular sized children. So
anytime people like race a turtle, you might be racing
a descendant of Oscar. You don't really know, But I'd

(17:28):
say this is one of those cryptids that I absolutely
believe is real. I think it was just a massive
alligator snapping turtle and it was either like a genetic
mutation that made it huge, or a group of people
who saw it who are all fishermen who have a
tendency to bullshit, especially when it comes to the size
of things. Yeah, and they did see a turtle and
they decided to say it was the biggest turtle I've

(17:49):
ever seen. But I do think it's highly plausible that
this cryptid existed, like just as plausible as Mothman could.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
It have just been an actual alligator I mean feet,
I mean.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
The shell really gives away the difference between an alligator
snapping turtle and an alligator, and they're not native to
Indiana at all.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
Alligators also have spiky backs.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
Yeah, but they don't have like shells. You would not
see an alligator and be like, so fucking turtle. I
don't think anyone's ever made that mistake with I.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
Mean, it's Indiana. You never know.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
That's rude and also pretty act right, isn't. I would
give the challenge trading of making this cryptid into a
sexy Halloween costume very high. You're not gonna have an
easy time finding an alligator snapping turtle costume and being
like how does this accentuate my figure? So best of luck,
very high, except the challenge if you're willing. But onto

(18:43):
the next cryptid. So fun story. I covered a topic
back on episode two twenty three. I think it was
called the piasa or piasa I forget. I had a
problem pronouncing it during the episode. I'm pretty sure I
said like five different ways. We had it on our
topic list as piasa dash underwater pans and it was
never deleted. So when I look to see whether or

(19:04):
not we had covered this one yet, I was like, ah,
damn it, we have covered it. And I checked my
script and guess what. The piasa is not an underwater panther.
It's a massive bird that like eats people. There's this
amazing legend from the Native Americans of the region. It'
supposedly inhabited, but like someone that went and fought it.
It's a great episode. Go ahead and listen to episode
two twenty three right after this one if you don't
remember it. So I'm not sure how the wires got

(19:24):
crossed there or if it was supposed to be like
two different topics that just like got put on the
same line or whatever. So it's like, let me just
google Underwater Panther show enough, it totally exists. It's a
completely different crypto with just a different name. The underwater
Panther is actually called the and I'm going to try
and say that's right, Mishi Pi Shu, and it's from
the indigenous people. The legend comes from the Indigenous people

(19:46):
of the Northeastern Woodlands and the Great Lakes region mainly,
So it's another thing. It's like, I'm from the Great
Lakes region. Two cryptids I've never heard of, Like this
is crazy. So the Mishi Pi Shu is ant to
the great Lynx. That's funny. Uh So there's no mistaking
this one for the bird, Like it's got the head
and paws of a big ass cat. But It's also

(20:08):
covered in scales. It's got spikes on its back like
fucking stegosaurus that run all the way down its tail,
which is extra long, meaning that this thing is totally
dope and it would also fuck you right up. So
if you're wondering where the cryptid lives, specifically, it makes
residents in the Great Lake known as drum roll please,
Lake Superior. Yeah, not Lake Michigan, like where I grew up.

(20:31):
So that's why I've never heard of it.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
At least six different North American tribes have legends that
I was able to locate. Probably even more than that.
Regarding this creature, The Algonquins believe that the Mishi Pi
Shu is the most powerful underworld being in existence.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
What.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
Yeah, this thing is not to be fucked with, okay,
and the Chippe will refer to the creature as the
master of all water creatures and snakes. So interesting that
it just incorporates snakes because sometimes they're in the water
and sometimes they're not, so they're like, we're gonna be
in charge of you two.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
So, okay, you've never heard of this, No, I mean
I've heard of a in an underwater panther before, but
I feel like it was from like South, like America
or Africa or something like that.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
I've heard of underwater creatures, but nothing that's really like this,
Like underwater panther is only like part of its description,
you know.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
It's it's funny because there are so many creatures out
there that I mean, the turtle could have existed, this
thing could exist. People didn't think that there would be
things like platypuses.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
Yeah, platypus for a long time was a straight up
myth that does not exist. And then when we found platypus,
we're like, this thing is weird. It's ugly, it's bite
even though it's a bill, is venomous, it lays eggs
but also lactates. It's like God got real confused when
he made it, just like shook up a bunch of
trees and just tossed.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
It down beaver and a duck.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
You know, like it's weird. It's a very weird creature.
And that's that's funny. You bring it up because I
was thinking about the giant octopus or something along those lines,
about how that was always a myth until they fucking
caught one, like a fisherman boat like just caught when
they reeled it, and they're like, this thing is like
four times bigger than the largest octopus ever caught. And
they're like, oh, it's real. It's a real thing.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
Like narwalls. You don't think nar walls are real.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
I had to admit when we took the tour of
the Natural History Museum, when we got to the nar
walls that up until like six or seven months ago,
I think I thought nar walls were completely fake. Like
if a unicorn doesn't exist, just a horse with a
horn that's mythological, not real. How the fuck do you expect?

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Like it's like a slightly shorter with a super long
horn is real. Like I just when we saw him,
I'm just like, this is a hoax. This is a
boom of fu all over. So yeah, that's kind of embarrassing.
But any who, Uh, yeah, it's clear that the Mishi
pi Shu cannot be mixed up with uh the piazza,

(22:56):
which is a flying creature. Uh, it's it's sort of
like a different thing. But here's the reason I think
they got mixed up is because the legends from these
Native American tribes say that unlike the Grand wheel of
creation where everything's sort of laid out. Some creatures have
an opposite and the Mishi Pishu is the direct counterpoint

(23:19):
to the thunderbird. Like there's the thunderbird and there's this thing,
and they like are like mortal enemies. They represent completely
different things. Okay, everyone knows the thunderbird I also cover that.
I didn't get my topic. But the thunderbird also known
as zap Doos Pokemon number one forty five is like,
you know, it's a completely different things. Abo Articuno, I
don't know. I don't know. I there's a legend. What's

(23:41):
funny though, is like Zapdos is only five feet tall.
It's like five point three feet tall.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
How big pigeon.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
Thunderbird is way fucking bigger. I have no idea how
big pigi it is, but he definitely has that fuck
boy haircut that I'm not a fan of. So zap
Doos and the Thunderbird are both flying electric type, so
I think that's where the confusion comes in. And you know,
they don't resign in the Great Lakes region, but the
deer's ade in the Canto region, which is important. Okay, Yeah,
and the galler region. But that's fucking weird because they're

(24:06):
red and they're fighting flying. Wait what Yeah, it's the
sword and Shield area like Zapdos, there is fighting flying.
It's like, what's cooler a bird that can punch you
or a bird that can cast fucking lightning?

Speaker 1 (24:18):
That is that the game? No sword and Shield. I
don't think I've actually played through that.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
One, bottom, but we didn't play them.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
Yeah, so I'm just riding my little motorcycle dinosaur in
my game.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
Anyways, back to the Mishu pishu. This thing is an
underwater panther. We're covering it. Some folks describe this creature,
and I love this description based off the art that
I've seen and some of the cave drawings that exist
that I'm gonna post on our Instagram. Uh. They describe
it as a cross between a cougar and a dragon,
which is like badass, Like if a kid was coming
up with an animals like wood will be like a

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cougar dragon, Like, yeah, you pick some two awesome things.
So it's basically an older dragon that just wants to
like sleep with younger dragons. So what the what? Because
it's a cougar, I really you're going to connect those dots.
I tried to find dimensions on the creature, like how
big it's supposed to be? Uh, And I just sort
of assumed it'd be the size of a panther with
a really long tail. But some of the depictions and

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some of the paintings that were drawn show this thing
like way bigger, like nearly the size of a ship,
like horrifyingly big. And unlike the beast of Busco, these
guys were actually kind of dicks. They weren't just like
out there living their life and like avoiding human beings.
These are considered malevolent, cunning and tricky, okay, they guard
This is an actual place. It's Meche Peak of ten Island.

(25:38):
It's a small island off the coast of Ontario in
Lake Superior. It's like just across the border, like you know,
like lakes have borders even though they don't have actual
lines drawn on them, like a lake is split in
half if it's like shared by two countries. So like
at the border in Lake Superior where it becomes Canada.
Just north of that, just south of Ontario is where
this island is. So it's a real place. It's not

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very big. It's said to have copper on it, apparently,
and the Mishu Pachu say basically that you're not allowed
to have it, like stay off the fucking island, and
anyone who comes near the island is sailed with violent
waters that are stirred up by the creature. They cause
massive waves, rapids, whirlpools, they can cause massive storms. It's
basically to wreck any ships that try and come near

(26:21):
it to make sure that they don't get on the island,
and they certainly don't leave with any resources that are
on the island.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
So, okay, are there records of this?

Speaker 2 (26:30):
Yeah, I mean there's a lot of storms in that
region in general. Yeah, but there's no records of like
the Mishu pesture pop and get fucked, But there's.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
Lots of records of like or shipwrecks.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
Okay, Yeah, definitely there's records of shipwrecks. The other thing
they say that happens is in the winter because it
will freeze over like I don't know if anyone's been
to one of the Great Lakes in the winter, but
they occasionally freeze completely solid near the shore, especially shocking.
But if it's frozen and people try and walk to
the island, they will break the ice that you fall through.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
So, okay, this is a stupid question. Now, uh, you
know the Dark Knight Rises or whatever that.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
Okay, which one the Dark Knight or the Dark Night.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
Dark Knight Rises? Okay, the one with jgl Okay, Yeah, okay,
that's Joseph. Okay, So you know how they send jgl
out onto the ice?

Speaker 2 (27:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Is that? Okay? I know it's Gotham, all right, but
like is that supposed to be one of the Great
Lakes kind of like sending him out to.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
Well, here's the thing, this isn't actually a really interesting question.
So very recently, Gotham has always been nebulous where it is.
That's the thing that DC is very different from Marvel
on they their cities are made up, you know, like
Central City. It's like Gotham Metropolis, like fucking Marvel's just
like New York. Like these are in New York. This

(27:50):
is upstate New York. Gotham has never had a location.
The New Joker movie that's coming out, like they're taking
him to court. They showed him like the trailer and everything.
Apparently like people are up in arms because they say
it's the state of New York versus Arthur Fleck. So
they basically say Gotham is in the state of New York.
Oh no, And that's kind of always been assumed. But
people are like kind of people are kind of pissed

(28:12):
off about it. And I do think it's based off
like kind of how you interpret it. I think it's
supposed to be like, what's the big city near you
that has nice places and really bad places. That's like
what you picture Gotham as. So it's it's always been
left nebulous on purpose, and now it's like Cannon where
it's just like, okay, cool, like Gotham's.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
Kind of upsetty spaghetti too.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
So answer to that, no, it wouldn't be a great
like they're putting people out onto because it's in New York.
There's not great.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
Lakes there, So I feel I feel like, Okay, Metropolis.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
New York is New York.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
That's not always been my metropulous Metropolis. Metropolis is New York,
and Gotham for me has always been like Chicago.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
I was super confused when Batman vs. Superman came out
and it was like Gotham's on one side of the
river and on the other side of the river is Metropolis.
I was like, okay, cool, I like that, but now
it makes no sense in my brain where one New
York and the other one with Chicago. She keeps quoting
this fucking TikTok. Now someone says, okay, I like it,
picassa and she's like, you don't know that. You don't

(29:11):
know that. It's like it is not common knowledge and culture,
but this random fucking TikTok is like now a catchphraise
for people.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
It's a lot older. But anyway, so yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
I'll go with no, it's not a great lake based
off of that reason. But if you're walking across the
lake in Ontario and this Lake Superior, you're trying to
get to this island, the Missipichi are gonna be like mmm,
I don't think so, They're gonna break the They're gonna
break the ice that you fall through and die, okay,
because they do not like people, So worth noting be
careful if you're in that area. It is said that

(29:45):
folks who used to inhabit this area, so like the
Native Americans, the indigenous people, uh, they did not consider
these things as evil and malevolent because they didn't want
the natural resource. They weren't there to pillage it. They
actually were kind to them. They offer protection, he and
medicine wrapped in bundles that just show uplay, here's some
stuff to take home. And they're wrapped in bundles made

(30:05):
of snake skin. So maybe that's why they wanted to
be in charge of snakes, because they're like, we really
like your skin. We think it'll make good wrappings for
our medicine.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
But they have cat hands.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
Yeah, and they're awesome. They're super nice apparently if you're
nice to them, if they're feeling particularly nice and they
see you and you're out there fishing or hunting, because
I don't know how they do this, but they like
send good favor your ways that you'll like catch a lot,
which is very nice of them. The one way I
was able to find that you can get them on
your side is if you offer them tobacco, which is weird.

(30:38):
Like the Locknus monster wants three fitty we all know that,
and the Mishu Peshu wants to bump a smoke, like
if you're law on smokes, I guess some dip will do.
Oh my god, it begs the ultimate question, how the
fuck do they keep their smokes lit if they're an
underwater creature, So it's got to be dip. They got
it like pop up, put it in and then go.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
Under Could it be that they're just run by a
one entity who doesn't go underwater?

Speaker 2 (31:03):
But this is like, bring me back the tobacco. Yeah,
the tobacco is gonna get wet though, so I don't.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
Know, not if you cover it in snakes kit.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
Yeah, that's true. There you go. So I think we're
starting to crack the case here. So I know this
shit all sounds like a legend. You're like, this is cool,
it's not that scary. It's not like a crypto. But
back in eighteen ninety seven, y'all remember eighteen ninety seven, right,
it was awesome. The first Boston Marathon happened In eighteen
ninety seven. A British physicist named JJ Thompson discovered electrons,

(31:30):
which is like super important and first drunk driving arrest.
Twenty five year old London taxi driver was driving shit
faced and was arrested on September tenth, nineteen. Excuse me,
eighteen ninety seven. The Brits really stepped their game up
that year.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Was it September tenth, eighteen ninety seven or was it
October ninth, eighteen ninety seven?

Speaker 2 (31:50):
Was written September tenth, And I put that there because
I'm American. Okay, September tenth. But back on Lake SUPPI.
In eighteen ninety seven, a group of people were yachting
near Duluth, which I should point out I've been to
the Luth on both the Wisconsin side and on the
Minnesota side, I'm pretty sure, and that is not near
the island. It is not fucking that close. They were
yachting and a man fell overboard and like the group

(32:14):
of folks like ran to the side, like toss him
a life preserved, and like, oh my god, he's gonna die.
I swim and he's like treading water, and they saw
some sort of massive creature approach him while he was
in the water, and it scared the fuck out of
all of them. The guy's like, what's happening? And before
he knows it, he's getting constricted by this thing that
starts squeezing the life out of him and empties the
air out of his lungs.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
I mean that sounds like a snake.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
But it's the tail that's apparently the tail of this
thing is what's doing it to him. Absolutely sounds like
a snake. Don't get me wrong. They're in charge of snakes,
so maybe it was doing their bidding. But this is
like the most notable instance of a person being attacked
that's like supposedly real from the time. The thing that
I find fishy about this is the story ends at

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he was constricted, the air left his lungs, his eyes
started to bulge, but he survived. So like, what did
they did? They like toss him fucking lucy cigarettes, like
here you go, man, like please learn now.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
It sounds like it's a snake, and they just were
like it's the thing.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
Either way, It was horrifying, and the guy apparently lived,
but after that it became known as like the Mishu
Peshu attack and not to fuck with these things and
to stay up Lake Superior.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
Basically, maybe they just needed a cautionary.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
Tale maybe, but whatever the case, it's from what I
can tell where the story ends. We're not sure exactly
how they got rid of him, but it's it's like,
this isn't one of those mythological beings that just exists
in like one store and then there's no sightings of it.
It gets a lot of sightings similar to NeSSI like,
people are always taking pictures like this, this looks like

(33:48):
a weird snake with a thick body, and they post it.
I think this thing is called PESSI. I've heard of that.
I couldn't find it online. I didn't do a lot of.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
Googling on its Mishi peshu or yeah, and it's from
this specific region.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
But there's a lot of videos and stuff you can
find online of this. There was a guy who took
a video of it in nineteen seventy seven, supposedly. I
looked up the video. It's really low quality. All you
can really see is what looks like just two dark
spots in the water. They're stationary as the water's moving
past it.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
I'm like, those look like rocks. It looks like small
rocks which are supposed to be the head and the tail.
And I was like, this doesn't No, this doesn't look
like a cat face. It looks like if anything, if
it's an actual creature, looks like a giant fucking snake.
It looks like a huge snake in the water that
this guy had attacked him apparently, and he showed his
backpack was all torn up and shit, and so there
has been pretty consistent sightings of this thing, not necessarily attacks,

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for hundreds of years. So when I was reading through this,
I'm like, Okay, cool, this is kind of horrifying. The
natives of the area they used to draw rocks and
areas where they had seen They used to draw on
the rocks of areas they had seen it, like between
two hundred and four hundred years old. I'll be posting
a couple of pictures of those, and they draw what
essentially looks like a fucking panther with a long ass dragontail,

(34:58):
and it's, you know, kind of cool, kind of scary.
But if you're going to be in that area, I
recommend taking tobacco, Yeah, because apparently that's how you deal
with it. So challenge rating on this cryptid for turning
into a sexy Halloween costume. I'd say moderate, Like, just
combine a sexy cat costume and a sexy dragon costume
and you'd probably get away with it winning. So there
you go. I have one more to go over before

(35:20):
we wrap this thing up. This one is from a beautiful,
mystical land called Scandinavia. For those of you who don't
know what Scandinavia is, because I often get confused, it's
a region, it's not a specific country. In northern Europe.
The countries most often associated with Scandinavia are Denmark, Norway,
and Sweden. There's a few other smaller countries like little

(35:40):
islands that are independent nations. Sometimes Iceland is tossed in
there as well, but these three, specifically, if you're saying
Scandinavia are most often what you're referring to.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
I'm glad you differentiated that it's a region and not
a country, because this whole time I thought it was
a country.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
I really like, I kind of knew it wasn't a
country because I've seen like maps before. But when people
say stupid, when people say Scandinavia, I'm like, I think
I know where that is, but I really don't know.
So now I know because I looked at I was
also stupid, but I wasn't just stupid as you like.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
I've looked at maps too, but you know I don't
look that deep.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
You confuse Ohio and Utah. I'm just saying so I
don't expect you to understand regions of Europe.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
So it's funny because I made maps. I literally worked
for like six years. Yeah, still don't know anything.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
So in the mystical, legitimately beautiful region of Scandinavia, there
is a legend of a creature known as a Holdra.
I've also seen it cal, I've also seen it called
a holder. But I'm just like, holder is what I
see most often. So I'm gonna go with holder. Because
the Scandinavian websites that I could find that talk about it,
I'll say Holdra. So I'm like, we're gonna go with Holdra.
A Holdra are said to be one of several keepers

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or wardens of nature, and is described as a quote
sedive forest creatures.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
All right, this is my guess of what's gonna look like. Okay,
super hot character. Don't know if it's like male, female,
don't care. Maybe it's both. And it just has like long,
you know, foresty looking hair with like deer horns or
something like that, you.

Speaker 2 (37:20):
Like a dry ad or something.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
Yeah, okay, well, am I like way off?

Speaker 2 (37:26):
You're not way off?

Speaker 1 (37:27):
No?

Speaker 2 (37:27):
And I was like, did she look at some of
the pictures I send to read my scripts and it's
been up on the screen. So here's this horrific description
of this crypture. Okay, it's one version of the myth
states that she is said to be a stunningly beautiful
naked woman with long hair. The depictions are always of
blonde hair. By the way, if you see her from
the back, though, she is hollow like an old tree trunk,

(37:51):
So I'm just like, Okay, that's weird. But in Norway specifically,
no mention of the hollow thing. I don't see anything
about her being hollow from the back. But if you're
wondering what she looks like from the back, she's beautiful
from the back as well. But she has a cow's tail.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
In Sweden it's very similar to Norway, except she either
has a cow or a foxtail. So beautiful, beautiful woman
with a tail is essentially what this cryptid looks like.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
I don't even see that as a with a tail.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
You're really I think you're really gonna enjoy this cryptid
because she seems super cool, seems like my type. Norway
also describes her as a quote typical dairymaid, so wearing
the clothes of a regular farm girl essentially, although she
is said to be substantially more beautiful than the ordinary dairymaid.
I can imagine them talking about this cryptis it looks
like her but hot like kind of reads very rude.

(38:45):
But she's supposed to be like essentially some sort of
I won't say demigod, but like a dena is another
forest that's there to protect it, okay, and represents the
beauty of nature. So apparently at some point, I don't
know how this connects. There's a lot of stuff about Odin,
but Odin for some reason and gets pissed off and
decides like I'm gonna kill all of the Huldras and
organizes a wild hunt to go into the forests and

(39:07):
kill them. And then he starts calling down lightning and
shit to take them out.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
But he just like, order sixty six. That's good, he does.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
He tries to order sixty six of them, doesn't wind
up getting them all, but they're thinned out substantially after that,
but they survive nowadays, though the Huldra will lure men
into the forest too. And I'm not making this up.
This is the legend. They lure men into the forest
who have sex with them, and if you happen to
satisfy her, she rewards you. No word on what the

(39:35):
rewards are, but in most cases is like they take
care of folks, They give them like supplies or food
or whatever. If you do not satisfy her, she in
nearly all cases kills you.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
So what you're saying is be good, yes at being
patient and generous, the.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
Generous lover with the huldra for sure. And I'm just
saying if and a theoryally beautiful woman lures you into
the forest and it's like, oh lah, let's bang. If
you're good, I'm gonna reward you. If you don't do
a good job, I will fucking kill you. If she
laid the steaks out, I honestly feel like most folks
would be like stretching while they're taking off their belt,

(40:18):
like all right, I guess I gotta bring my a game.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
I'm shocked that you covered a cryptid from Scandinavia and
used oh lah.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
Inside. They're educated, obviously in the multiple ways.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
I can't even want have missed opportunity.

Speaker 2 (40:36):
I looked a lot to see whether or not just
not banging them is an option, Like if you happen
upon them, and they're like, let's do it. Your life
depends on it. If you can say, like can I
just leave.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
Like that, you'd just be like if I die, I die.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
And no one ever mentions it. I'm guessing because no
one has ever asked for that option. They're just like,
all right, like, let's do this thing. Apparently. I don't
know why this is the case. Hold, your children are
very very ugly, and so they often steal cute human
babies and replace them with their ugly kids.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
So this is a little bit like changeling is.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
Yes, yes, they mentioned that.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
It overlaps forest creature, and you know changelings are they
like leave the kids and the trees and stuff. But
you know, so no, same same vibes.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
Yeah. Hunters apparently happen upon holder most often, which is
not shocking because they're typically in the woods. Yeah, and
she's not super upset that they're hunting. They understand that's
just something humans do to eat if you're hunting for sport.
I didn't see anything where they get super pissed. But
it said that if you're charming and she likes you,
or maybe you bang your really good uh, she'll blow

(41:43):
down your barrel, which I was just like, there is
a lot of subtest in that, but she'll blow down
your barrel and imprentices put fuck yes, and after that
your rifle will never miss a shot again.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
Children should not listen to this.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
I have marked every episode of this show explicit since
we started.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
Does it ask like, are you over eighteen?

Speaker 2 (42:04):
I know. I think it's just like your your phone
settings or your app settings. If you have stuff block
that's explicit, they can't listen to it. So some hunters
like cock balls. There you go. I'm using the explicit rating.
Some hunters never leave the forest they're so enchanted by them,
or maybe they did a good job banging them. Did
they get to stay? Okay, they wind up being found
in the forest just fucking crazy, like they've lost it,

(42:25):
they lost their marbles and basically they say that you've
surrendered your sanity to the Huldra. So there are a
lot of legends, a lot of different stories out there
where a holder will want to marry human and they
often look for like farmer boys. I just found a
lot of legends of like farmer boys and farms not
necessarily like hunters. It's because they pose as a dairy maide,

(42:46):
I think, but in order to like win their husbands
or like win them over and make them fall in
love with it, they said they're going to show them
like a fee of strength. And the guys, I think
a lot of times they're like, hey, I bet you
I can do this thing, and if I do it,
you have to marry me. And the guy's like what
is the thing? And they say something fucking crazy and
they're like bet and then they do it and then
they have to marry them. But most often what they
say is like I bet you I can bend a

(43:08):
horseshoe straight, which you know a human being couldn't do
if you had, like, you know, a forge and you're
hitting it with a hammer, you can move the metal
is take the horse shoe and they're like right, and
the guy's like, I guess we got to get married now.
So sometimes the husbands and the stories are kind of
dicks and they treat them poorly and they either leave
or they like beat the shit out of the husband
for what But a lot of tales actually give them

(43:30):
happily ever after once they've been married. It said, the
reason that they want to get a ring put on
it so bad is because the only way that their
tail will go away is if they marry human. And
I'm like, but if you have a foxtail, and that's his.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
Favorite part, I'm letting you get rid of it.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
Yeah, like just stay again, like Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell,
like you're not married, you're just together forever. I think
they're still together. But they straight up and I'm pretty
that sucks. No, I'm sad, but the holder straight up
doesn't take shit. Like there's a few always of like
one she got engaged to a guy and she said, like,
you have to keep it secret because he knew she
was a Holdra and he's like, absolutely, keep a secret.

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And they told all his friends, like I'm banging this
super hot forest Holdre. It's awesome. I'm a marrier. She
came back to get married eventually and everyone knew she
was a holder and she's like, you're supposed to keep
it secret, dick, And she beats the shit out of
them with her cowtail, Like she just takes her cowtail
and she hits them so many times on the side
of the head. One he loses his wits, which means
he's just like crazy, crazy or stupid and he's deaf.

(44:27):
So she just like, you promised you wouldn't tell anyone,
and she whips his ash and she goes.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
Oh, this character is just awful domestic abuser.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
No, I think she's like, you, you promise me something.
I am a mystical creature that can straighten a horseshoe,
follow through on your word, and then when you cross them,
you betray them. They're like, there's consequences, you fucking dick,
And they make the people live through the consequences or
die because if you don't have sex with them, well
because apparently they kill you out of disappointment. So yeah,

(44:58):
it just depends on it. But like Iceland, this is interesting.
I was looking at like modern day things, like parts
of this myth. Iceland is said to build roads around
certain forest regions. When people ask, like, why don't you
just go through the forest, They're like, that's where the
holder live. They straight up, We're just are just like
this is part of the myth, we'd rather not and
they just like go around. They do detours around certain

(45:18):
forest regions rather than go through them because they're like
the mystical hot ladies live there. And we don't want
to make them mad. So I thought that was super interesting.
For the most part, the holder appear to be kind
and they help out people that they meet if they're
good people who are respectful, or they are good at sex.
If you're not good at sex, they will fuck you
right up or kill you, which, let's be honest, for

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most of those things sounds entirely reasonable, like if you're
nice to them, they're nice to you. If you're not
nice to them, they're not nice back, except that they're
on a different level of like strength retaliation. I would
say strength. It's like they just like if you made
me mad and I had a tail, and I'm like
hitting you with my tail, Like, gosh, you made me
so mad. I was like, oh wait, I'm super strong,
and now she's deaf, Like yeah, that would be unfortunate.

(46:04):
But it's not like she punched his heart out in
front of his friends, right, So it's not entirely crazy,
although it does seem excessive. All I know is that
this is now one of my favorite cryptids obviously, and
we should totally visit Scandinavia because it's a beautiful country
and maybe hang out in the forest and see what's up? Uh,
But challenge reading of making this cryptid into a sexy

(46:24):
Halloween costume is extremely low as far as difficulty goes,
as far as the pictures look. Just buy a nice
white dress and maybe a fox or cowtail and have
yourself a great night. And if it's not a great night,
do what she gotta do, and just tell the judge
you were in character when you eventually go to jail
for murder.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
If it's not a great night, I was gonna say
just murder.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
So anyways that my spooky friends are lesser known cryptids
or whatever. I decide to name this topic nice, enjoyable.
I hope you enjoyed that. I was like, Okay, each
of these is too short, but maybe if I combine
them into a single topic, which is to be named,
it could be fun. So welcome to spooky season. We're
happy to be back. We're in episode three oh one,

(47:06):
so we're building towards episode four hundred. Who knows how
long it'll take us to get there, but hey, I'm
excited to be back here. So fun times. That's everything
I have for my topic. If you have anything you
would like to share with us, it doesn't have to
be about Scandinavian hot chicks in the woods that you
met one time. It could one hundred percent be about
anything supernatural, paranormal, extraterrestrial, true crime, coincidental. If you want

(47:29):
to share it, We have episodes. We haven't done it
in a while. We're probably gonna do one in the
next couple of weeks called Storytime, where we read your
stories that get sent to us, and you can send
them to our email which is Storytime at scarish dot com,
or go to our website scarish dot com, click on
contact us, fill out that form it comes directly to us,
or head us up on our social media's. Facebook is

(47:50):
Facebook dot com slash Scarish podcast, Twitter is at scarish
pod and Instagram is at Scarish podcast Robin. For folks
whould like to donate to us, how can they do so?

Speaker 1 (47:58):
You can go to patreon dot com slash Scared podcast
and check out all the tears that we have available.
Maybe you want to be like one of those people
we shouted out at the beginning of the episode, just
take candor take a take a look around, take a
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coffee Ko, dash Fi dot com, slash Scarish podcast.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
Those are one time donations, and you know you have
to worry about the repeating thing. I will say at
this point. I think two episodes ago, I mentioned that
no one listens past the outro, no one listens to
the point where we say.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
By and we got a lot and I was like,
if you.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
Listen to this, just say fuck you at them, and
you're like, no, don't say that. Like post a picture
of a race car. We had a fuck ton of
people comments with the picture of a race car, and
I was like, okay, cool.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
We had a lot of people tell them to fuck
himself too.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
I had like three or four solid people. I think
only two people actually said fuck you or go fuck
yourself Adam. To be fair, I did say to say
that Instagram apparently hide your comment if you actually say
the F word. Yeah, so sorry, Garrett. Here's the first
here's the first person to post. And then we had
a couple of folks in Discord that were like listening
kund of late, but fuck you Adam, and then they

(49:05):
posted a race cars. They did both. So it's nice
to know that people still listen to it. But yeah,
we're happy to be back. Episode three oh one wrap.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
Let's do pumpkins this episode because start a spookie season.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
Pumpkins this episode of ye oh yeah, put a pumpkin
on the post. There you go. I like that. That's
super good.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
So yes, that's everything you have for episode three hundred
and one. So Robin, go ahead and sign us out.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
Keep on creeping on and we'll talk to you guys.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
Lady by bye,