Scaryish - Ep 310: Water Monsters

Robin and Adam proudly present Episode 310 of Scary(ish)! In this episode, Robin details three different supernatural creatures said to live in the depths. Listen, Share, Subscribe, and Review!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Hey, they're spooky friends, and welcome to another monstrous episode
of the scari Ish Podcast. I'm from Grace. This is
Adam dis Sorry, sorry for that laugh. And I know
we do a lot of true crime on this show.
We do a lot of true crime. And let's be

(00:33):
honest here, we all have a morbid fascination. That's why
we do it, you know, we always want to know
everything about all these different I don't know we've done murders,
and I know you've done heists and things like that.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
I think I've only ever done like one heist. I
wanted to do like a whole month of heists, and
we let the patrons decide and they got voted against.
So I think we should do it.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
We should do another like poll to let people choose
you know, the next.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Yeah, I think I'm going to have a couple of
heists coming up. Yeah, those are pretty fun.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Uh Well, sometimes I want to go back to our
roots and do a little something a little spookier or
you know, back to like the cryptid type thing. And
today's day we're going to do monsters. I'm going to do,
uh something like a variety show the type of topic.
So there may be some things that might overlap with

(01:24):
other topics that we've covered in the past. But I'm
going to be doing a little bit of a medley episode,
so it's going to be a couple topics in one,
but all surrounding like water monsters or like water creature type.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
So water specific, Yeah, water specific.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
I think water is very a very spiritual thing. Like
I know Adam can read my Adam can read my
script from where he's sitting and the right time.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Yeah, I'm calling bullshit and you saying you think water
is a spiritual thing because you'd never drink it coffee beans.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
I don't want ghosts inside me.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
That makes zero sense. You have to go to the
coffee beans inside me instead, and they're screaming with rage,
which is what gives you the energy known as caffeine.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Yeah, I just you know, I chugged the rest of
my Red Bull at like seven.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
So she's driving home and I was just like, have
you drank any water day? She's like, I had three
cups of coffee and a red Bull, Like, none of
that is water.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
I've had water. I told you I had a lot
of sweet stuff today. Ah, yes, yeah, So John Constantine
says himself that it's a universal conduit, right. It lubricates
the transition from one plane to another, and.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
A pinch it can be used as lube.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
This is true, And obviously that's a joke because I
love Constantine. The movie Constantine is probably one of my
favorite movies of all time. But I think part of
it is a little bit true that things can happen
with water, you know.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
I mean you baptize out with water. Yeah, you have
you know, holy water that comes. This is mainly Christianity
stuff because that's how I was raised. Yeah, but there's
like a form of like divinity that's passed through the
medium of water. There. I guess there's something to that.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
There's a reason why in literature, in movies, in a
lot of different things they use water, like as I
don't know, in horror movies, you know, ghost travel through water.
You have all these different things that happen through water.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Ghost travel through water in horror movies, certain.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Ones, there's been a water ghost no, like you know,
weird things. It's like a portal like the episode of
Doctor Who.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
I knew you're referencing the Doctor Who thing where the
fucking mermaid comes to Yeah, but there's water is the
perfect mirror.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Because it's a mirror, you know, still reflection in.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
It, perfect mirror. Spoilers. So those of you haven't seen
an episodes of Matt Smith's.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Like second, but there's a lot of movies that do
have that. I think there's the movie. Uh, okay, we're
not gonna go down a movie hole. We always turned
this podcast into a movie poda.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Example.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
No, okay, whatever, you know what? Shut up? Yeah, okay,
So it's like a gateway, it's like a mirror still water.
You you just mentioned that, Okay, rivers ocean's lakes. There's
always some sort of tail that surrounds these bodies of water.
Why else are there so many different water stories like
La Yourna things like that. You know, these things surround water.

(04:30):
There's tails of creatures and ghosts that drag people into water,
that drown them. Entire ships go missing out on the ocean.
There's always Sailors always have tails out on the water.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
I try and skepticize some of these things really fast.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Okay, let's see how ships.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Go missing because they sink, you know, Okay, Sailors have
tails usually because they get horny and they're like look
at that hot chick and it's like a manatee, Like,
I think that human wants to fuck me. That's where
the legend came from.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Bro Okay, well, you know what you're you're done with
the episode. I can do the rest of the episode
by myself. And there's always stories of mysterious creatures lurking
around in lakes and rivers, like the loch nests and
stuff like that, and I find it all interesting. And
sometimes the stories are so over the top that they're funny.

(05:23):
You know, some of them are ridiculous. But yeah, so
water creatures, water entities. They could sink a boat. Maybe
you could drag you into the water your grave. Either way,
water plays the part.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
There's stories I think too, like because especially in the ocean,
the ocean's like this vast area of like just the unknown.
It's horrifying to think about, like what lurks.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
We've only we've only discovered like five percent of the ocean.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
That's such a small you know, it's.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Insane how little of the ocean we've actually investigated as
a species.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
It's so funny that there's so many things out there
where you discover it and they're like, uh, brand new species.
It's like, maybe we could just create a giant light
that we can shine into the ocean so we can
start pointing out stuff, but it'll probably like, you know, kill everything.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
It's crazy how little like light can actually penetrate the ocean.
It only goes so far and then after that there's nothing.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
This is true. Isn't that weird that we decided when
we like created atomic bombs, like, let's just put it
underwater and blow it up. Let's see what happens there.
It's like, what about the marine life? Like, fuck them?

Speaker 1 (06:23):
Did they do that?

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Yeah? Absolutely? You never seen like the Bravo test. I've
never called this show before. And like in movies, especially
the newer movies that for Godzilla, they say like that
was the US is or the like US and Japan
attempting together to like destroy Godzilla. And it's just footage
of the actual underwater fucking nuclear test. Wow.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Okay, maybe you know. I'm an it's a sketch. I
it's something I don't remember.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
But often like have you been replaced? Are you a doppelganger?
Have the aliens swapped you out? Just tell me, I'm
okay with it.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
I just have a really bad memory.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
It's really bad, all right.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
So the first creature of this episode is called the
Umi or sea priest, and this is a yokai or
supernatural entity from japan folklore. And this is a sea
spirit that has appeared in tails of sailors, like I
mentioned earlier. You know, sailors have a lot of tails.
Sometimes apparently they're manatees they want to bone, but they describe.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
No, I'm doing you to chick hot.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
So these creatures there, or this entity, it's described to
be a long living human like giant, black, bald headed
creature that appears from seemingly calm waters.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
So that's like getting bestilled on the ocean is like
the worst thing that could happen. Having no wind and
just like not being able to go anywhere. It's like
a sailor's worst nightmare.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
I yeah, I agree, Yeah, that's real. People are afraid
when there's no wind. I mean more so back in
the day when boats didn't have motors. But well, du yeah,
thanks for that. So the heads of the things, they're
five or six times larger than the size of the
average human, and it has like flittering eyes and a

(08:06):
mouth that looks like it's been torn from ear to ear.
That's what it looks like. And they're said to be
meters uh or tens of meters long.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
Damn you imperial system. I have no idea.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Well, one meter is like approximately three three feet. It's
around three feet is a meter. It's like almost a yard,
maybe a little bigger than a yard. Yeah, okay, So
those people out there are like, what the fuck's a yard?

Speaker 2 (08:34):
Except for Americans, say, most of our audience is American,
so they're like, what the fuck is.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
So they are known to have like smaller ones appear
as well, so maybe not that big, but different areas
around Japan describe them differently. Different pieces of literature have
different stories. And some of these stories they there are
tales that tell of clear skies, calm waters, and then

(08:59):
the Umi Bozoo arrives and when it pops its head
out of the water, that's when things start going iffy.
So they'd hear a voice that goes like yeah yeah
or something like that, like not like a cowboy while
the entity is swimming, and then the weather starts getting
stormy and the water gets choppy, and some stories actually

(09:22):
tell of swarms of these things that come together to
attack the ships and they I'm not gonna say what
they scream because they sound fucking stupid, but I imagine.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
To say what they say, No, you have to do it. No,
I have put my dignity on the line so much
for this show. What are they then just like say
it in a plane ic You don't have to like
voice acted.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
Yeah, I'm not a voice actor, guys. I'm a normal
people person, maybe not even a people person. Sometimes I
don't want to talk to people. But these things would
shriek ie tata Okay. I don't know if they have
a weird sound. Ah. I just think of that game,
that VR game that we used to play with the

(10:06):
zombies and.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
Oh my god, Dead Hungry so much fun.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
I just imagine they say it in a way that's
saying like I'm attacking you to sort of like you know,
but not cute and friendly like Adam kind of sounded,
I guess. But uh, I make that sound that you
made when from the Mummy when I showed you or
I was watching a video and you were just like, oh,

(10:33):
the sound from the Mummy and you immediately did it.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
That's the best I can do, even put on the.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
Spot I just imagine that's what type of attack they're doing.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
It's a scene where the dude's stealing the scaubs off
the wall and he like sees the pose and he
has to of course mock it before his imminent death.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
It's just so fucking funny that I wish I would
have recorded that moment because it was so freaking fun.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
Okay, here's what you have to tell them the whole
thing now. So what happened was she was watching a
reel on her phone and she was sitting in a
different couch than I was on, and so I heard
the noise and I knew immediately, like, oh, that's the
scene in the Mummy where the guy's taking the scabs
off the wall. And she rewatched it and I could
hear the real loop. So I like put my hands
out and the way the guy does before does and

(11:19):
I like pantomime and was like, I don't know, I'm dying.
She died for like ten minutes.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
I was dying. I don't know. Guys. Sometimes I forget
that Adam literally is like same age as me, and
I grew up watching the same thing.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
So it's because she gets done pretending that like we
have like this huge age gap, and she doesn't know
any of my references. We've all seen the Mummy like
ten thousand.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
Times all right anyway.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
And Fraser one obviously, if you didn't know that, cash
in your cool chip.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
So it's interesting how these different areas in Japan kind
of change it up because of this. There are different
descriptions of the creature, and some describe the creature as
have like a jellyfish shape, and so these big groups
would attack these ships, but they just look like big
groups of jellyfish that are floating on the ocean, which
is something that happens, something that actually does happen. So

(12:12):
maybe this is just like a jellyfish swarm, you know.
But there are tales of shape shifting, like they would
shape shift into beautiful women, and they would actually have
swimming contests with the humans. Uh. Certain prefectures have those
contests turned into like we're gonna drag you down into

(12:35):
the depths type of murder monsters, you know. In the
Nagano prefecture, these would live in rivers and would look
like Buddhas statues, whose upper bodies were said to appear
like above the water. Cool Different regions had different iterations. Obviously,
in the Tohoku region, they practice sacrificing to the deities

(12:58):
and they would offer like the first fish that they
caught when fishing. And it was said that if you
didn't do this, that was when this umi bozu would
appear and then destroy your boat. Uh and then kidnap
the boat owner.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
Damn, that's fucked up. What if the boat owners at
home sleeping and he lent his boat to someone.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
It's just like, I'm sure, whoever's the captain? You know?
The thing comes out of the water and is like,
I'm the captain.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
Now whoa woa man? I borrowed the boat. It's like,
I gotta go inland again. This sucks.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
I assume this was the tale that they would tell
someone if the boat, you know, if someone went missing
on a fishing trip or something like that. A story
from the Mea Prefecture had someone sacrifice herself into the
ocean to be eaten by the creature to stop a
storm that it was causing. And in this story, it

(13:47):
was said to be a fallen dragon deity who demanded
the sacrifice. Stories from Awaji Islands said people would have
to toss all of their precious cargo into the ocean
to appease this thing. And you know, a lot of
it does seem like you're out there, you're working on
the water, bad things happen. You're like, what do I

(14:08):
fucking do? And these are all the things that you
just kind of come up with until something works. Yeah,
but imagine, imagine you're stranded in the middle of the ocean.
Storm's happening, and you're like the nearest person. You just
tell them, like, got to hop in the ocean. Man,
sacrifice yourself.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
He's that fallen dragon deity hop on it. And what
if they and nothing change? You're like, oof, I guess
we need someone else.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
Well, Fill's gone for everything. Uh. Some sources say that
their weakness is tobacco smoke, and uh, I'm I wonder
if that has anything to do with trade routes and
transportation of tobacco and just.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
People or I'm not sacrificing myself. They're afraid of me
looking fucking cool right now?

Speaker 1 (14:52):
Yeah, maybe the people you know what though.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
I mean, doesn't make you cool. Smoking is for losing
no people.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
Back in the day, people use to smoke a lot
more than they.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
Do now because they thought smoke wouldn't have any long
term effects.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
Well that and obviously it thought away the demons it was.
And I don't know, maybe there was something political about tobacco,
whether they're trying to make it like smoke more, you know, whatever.
But different prefectures would have different iterations or ways to
repel the creature. And one of them tells of melting
me so and pouring it into the sea to repel

(15:27):
the creature, which is just like, okay, turn the ocean tasty.
I guess that's funny, one of them.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
That's why the ocean got so salty. It all makes
sense now.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
One of them says, in order to escape, you give
it a bottomless barrel so that it can't scoop water.
Scoop up water and dump it on your ship's deck,
like that was the thing. One of the things it
would do would just scoop up water and pour it
onto ships to sink ships.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
Coming out of the shell, right, just scoop from the source.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's scooping from the ocean
onto the ship to drown the ship. But if you
give it a bottomless barrel, it can't do that.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
It's using the barrel to do the scoopy. Yeah, okay,
so these things are fucking dumbed.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
Well, Hey, there is the demon we've covered in the
pass where it's like, throw a bunch of rice or
something on the floor. It's got to count it.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
That's the difference. That's OCD. You shouldn't be mocking that demon.
That's a disability.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
What if this one does too?

Speaker 2 (16:19):
Disorder? Excuse me? What's this one's disorder? It can't notice
the bottom of fucking barrels.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
So it was supposedly sighted as recently as April of
nineteen seventy one off the coast of Onagawa in the
Miagi Prefecture, and there was a fishing boat called the
twenty eighth Compira Maru. Maru, Compira Maru.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
It's like the koh Madu.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
Yeah, And it was traveling to New Zealand to fish
for tuna, and the boat's line was cut when a
large creature surfaced from the water. It was huge, with
gray brown wrinkles all over its body. I don't know,
this sounds like me. And its eyes looked approximately six
inches in diameter, with a color lapsed knows and no mouth.

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From what could be seen, as half its body was submerged.
It was said to leave a trail as it moved.
When someone was about to harpoon it, it disappeared. No
one on the ship could definitively say what it was.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
Was it that amazing creature? What the kind kill it
with the harpoo?

Speaker 1 (17:18):
If it was just like a giant squid or something?

Speaker 2 (17:20):
But if it was a rare sea creature never seen
before and they tried to throw a harpoon into it,
I was like, never mind, humans aren't ready to know
what I am? Bye?

Speaker 1 (17:29):
Is that from Doctor Who too? I don't think so
the what is it the Silurians or whatever that live
in the center of the Years.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
I don't think they ever say the things that I
just said.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
They do say that the humans aren't ready for us yet,
night ready for peace yet.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
There's a big difference.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
All right. So yeah that's the upos.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
Okay, cool? Yeah, good start, solid start. I think it's
reminiscent of a lot of the lore and legend you
hear from sailors regarding the things that they see, and
it's usually regarding some sort of like time when they're
experiencing fear and they have something to blame it on Yeah, see,
you blame it on something that's not in the boat,

(18:10):
you know. Yeah, it's like this creature that you'll never
wind up seeing. It's the reason why this is happening,
or it could be totally fucking true. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
I think that's a theme for sure with water creatures.
They all kind of stem from fear.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
And I'm telling you, it's like you're telling the story
on the deck of a ship while you guys are
all like hoping that conditions change and you're trying to
prevent someone from getting blamed, and then there's that one
guy who's like, yeah, and sometimes they show up and
they're super hot, which is why earlier you're just like,
sometimes they appear as beautiful women. Like that's the contribution,
like Horny Dave made. Thanks Horny Dave.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
All right, So the next one is the djengu And
i'd never heard of this one before, and maybe I have,
and we've covered it in a previous episode, but I
don't think we have.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
I was trying to check these to make sure, and
I think we're good.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
Okay, because my brain does not remember. We've covered so
many creatures and I just feel like I don't remember
this one, and so I was like, sweet, I'm hype,
I'm cool. Okay, So I'm actually glad I came across
it because I think it's from a group of people
we've never brought up before from the coast of Cameroon.
The djengu is a water spirit in the beliefs of

(19:22):
the Sawabantu groups of Camera Broon, and these are said
to be beautiful, mermaid like spirits that live in rivers
and the ocean. Okay, adams, just like they're all manates.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
No, I'm not saying that they're all manatees. I'm just
pointing out that they're all beautiful, that's all.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
It's said that it brings good luck to those that
worship them, so different vibe than the first. Right, if
you worship them, these guys are good luck.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
Where you have to worship these ones. The other ones
they don't have like an exchange for worship. They're just
gonna mess with you.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
So these spirits are said to cure disease and act
as a mediary between the living and the spirit world
because it has to do with w and it's a lubricant.
The Sawabantu people offer sacrifices and hold festivals to honor them.
There's actually a Jengu cult, like a whole cult that
surrounds this thing, and they have membership with exclusions, like

(20:18):
this thing is still This cult still exists, and it
used to only really be male worshippers.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
So that's why all the janguary fucking hot ladies.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
Yeah, but allowing women is a recent thing, so women
can join now. But I guess it kind of depends
on the area you're from, the area you live in.
There's an area. There's actually an area where the cult
is mostly women. It's mostly female members. It used to
be much more culty, I guess, but these days it's

(20:50):
more becoming a typical religious practice, kind of like how
we pray and just do those types of ceremonies, whereas
back in the day, it's like we have one person
who's the leader, and we do whatever the leader says, okay,
So now it's more typical prayer.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
Do they have specific holidays because if the calendar matches
up with our calendar better, then I might just start
telling people at my work that I'm from the Cult
of Djangu and I need all Fridays off to worship
some hot mermaids.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
It used to be that there would be a typical
cult leader that ran all of the practices, with the
rituals and the offerings. The sacrifices could be a goat
or a chicken, like the leader would be the one
to dress up in the ceremonial dressings, the garb, whatever,
and they would do everything. These days, it's more in
tune with the prayer, the occasional sacrifices to the deities

(21:38):
before fishing or traveling by water. And when I say sacrifices,
I'm like, they're not out there, you know, being like
we're gonna throw you into a volcano or whatever. I'm
sure it's like offerings, like when we do different things.
I say we as in a royal we like typical religions.
Now you have the offerings to whatever.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
Do we? I mean, I know in the Buddhist religion
there's offerings, and yeah, I'm not sure. I'm trying to
think of, like from the Christianity standpoint, what sort of
offerings aside from like tithe you're supposed to do.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
I don't know. You you drink the blood of Christ
and you either.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
Though you're taking that in versus like offering something to
the thing you're worshiping. It's not like you're going to
church bringing them one.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
Technically, the priest is the one that does the offering,
and then you im vibe in the offering.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
Okay, either way. I'm not a religious person. I've studied
a lot of religion.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
I grew up you know what me either, So if
I I'm literally talking out my ass when I'm making
up the you know, the blood, I don't.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
I don't consider that. I don't consider taking sacrament and
offering because like offering to me is like you present
them with something, you know what I mean. Yeah, so
that's like the difference to me. The only thing I
can relate it to is the collection plate, which is
like when they're passing around.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
Yeah, but that's not to the deity.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
It's too like the religion to keep everything going because
they're not you know, faed.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
I'm trying to think of what other things that you
would do an offering for. I grew up in the
Buddhist religion, so it's hard for me to learn about
other things.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
Isn't it like offerings that you do when like someone
passes away, like you have like a little shrine to
them in the sense like.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
You bring the food and you do all that stuff.
It's like when you have an old friend that right,
you have your that the you know in in Spanish
culture you have the day of the dead, and then
you have your your table that you have all of
your offerings, you put their picture, you do all this stuff.
I I imagine it's similar.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
What the cult of the Jangu What offerings do they
like require of you? Is it like dependent cult leader
to cult leader or did you not find that stuff?

Speaker 1 (23:49):
I think, uh, it's like goats, chickens, food, you know,
things like that.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
I would if I was the leader of like the
local sect of Cult of Jango, I'd be like, only
sour patch kids and fruit, get the fuck out.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
I imagine the deities are like, what the f is
the fruit? Roll up for?

Speaker 2 (24:07):
If the deities showed up and they're like, what the
f is this? I would like, try one dog if
I try.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
If I've learned anything from Dragon Ball Super it's that
they love food.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
Deities love food. God's a destruction love food.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
So a lot of the religion now is about healing,
It's about medicine. Some even do rituals to find out
the year's fortune. That's something that I'm used to like
when we went to Japan, we would go to the
temples and you pulled your luck for the year or whatever,
if it was bad luck or good luck or whatever.
And it's just interesting that all these entities and religions
are are very similar yet very different, and I love

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learning about different things like this. So I mean, you
guys are more than welcome to tell us all the things.
We actually watched Heretic the horror movie last week. Yeah,
and it was for the first time ever. We'd never
seen it before. I actually didn't even watch the trailer.
I had no idea what it was about.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
I wanted to watch it because I had watched the trailer.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
Okay, so the movie actually started out strong.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
I think the first half of the movie, I was like,
I'm really into this, Like I like the concept, I
like where this is going. Let's see how it plays out.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
I learned things that apparently Adam had already known, and
so I was like, this is fascinating. And then things
started to fall apart and the movie ended. Shit, So spoilers,
but it was cool.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
It's just okay, it just turns into like a fairly
typical like Hack and Slash, run of the mill like
horror movie.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
I was hoping for something like, all right, cool, you
have a great setup, you have this isolation that is happening.
I'm on the edge of my seat. Now throw in
a nice, big, fat, juicy twist to make me be
like what the fuck? And instead it was like exactly
what you expect and you were fairly disappointed, which might
have been the points, but it's like, can you make

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your point without making me not want to watch this acids?

Speaker 1 (25:54):
Well, I should have known in the title you know,
of the movie.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
That is what they call it heretic.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
Because they call it heretic.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
I mean, anything can be a heretic if you're just
not following the specific belief structure of the person you're
talking to. But what every pope for the last like
one hundred years has been accused of heresy by multiple
people within the Catholic Church, simply because they said something
that didn't.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
Go like you believe in science along with.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
The doctrine that they were specifically like surrounding them.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
This particular one, though, was out of the box at
the end. You guys need to watch it if you
haven't watched it already. If you have, you know exactly
what we're talking about.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
There's a certain parson the movie where like that would
never happen, Like they would have noticed that that couldn't
have happened. That's silly, Like you expect me to believe
that just happened. And then I was like, Okay, the
only way that would work is if there is a
really big twist, and there's no twists. You're like, Okay,
within the confines of the rules you've set forth in
your movie, that never would have happened. And that's when
I started to get annoyed to stuff.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
So, yeah, we watch a lot of more.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
Well, I did enjoy it, though, I would watch it
again just for the first half, yeah, you know, and
then turn it off like write my own I think,
write my own fan figure and be like this is
how it ended.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
Instead, Hey, maybe it can turn into the next fifty shades.
Oh you know one of the Dramioni Dermione.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
I used to call Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger fan fiction.
Yeah with them, fucking you're.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
Wondering what the no I used to say when I
grew up in Hawaii, okay, and I didn't know how
to I I didn't know how to pronounce Hermione because
the movies hadn't come out yet, so I called her
Hermione or whatever. And so sometimes when I see like Dermione,
I don't see I don't read it as Dermione.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
A lot of people are.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
So yeah, but it's Hermione. The fan fiction is called Germione,
and uh, it's just one of the fan fictions is
turning into an actual book. Not they've changed the characters,
so it's not Draco and Hermione. But it's gonna be
a real book, and I'm so excited. I've already pre
ordered it. Get on my level anyway, Okay, but that

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is the tale of.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
A smart Corner with Rabbin Pokes.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
Oh anyway, okay, So if you do want to talk
to me about books, though.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
That's not true because I always try and talk to
you about your books or read your books.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
No, no, you like to read my books out loud at
the cringiest moments.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
Every page I ever looked down is the cringiest moment.
To be fair, I don't like wait, I look down
and read the first thing I see every time one.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Time, I was reading from across the room. Okay, I
was reading from across the room, and I'm reading on
my phone because I read digital books. And I hear
him reading what I'm reading from across the room, and
I'm like, how are you reading what I'm reading?

Speaker 2 (28:49):
My zoom zoomed in, and then she like hid her phone.
I was like, well, that's no fun. So the next time,
she like tipped it just enough, and so just zooming
in and reading. I assumed it and I took a
picture and then I sat with my back to her
and then I started reading. So she's like, how are
you doing? This is so funny.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
But if you do want to talk to me about books,
feel free to message me on Instagram or whatever. I
enjoy absolute literature.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
That should be your next podcast, not your motorsports one
that's getting off the ground about as well as seen
Missing Kid. You should have just a fucking a book club,
a smutty book club.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Anyway, anyway, anyway, okay. The last creature of the episode
is a creature of Norse mythology, the rman gander and uh.
It's also known as the yeah sure, and it's also.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
No motherfucking serpent.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
Yeah, the Midgar Serpent. You've heard of it before.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
Oh yeah, okay, I mean we watched the Thor show
or Ragnar, which is like a Norse show on Netflix
that's like dubbed, which is really good fun. It's a
good show. And then like I've also read comics like
the serpent is someone who does show up in like Thor,
and it's you know, a little bit of wild shit.

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It does not follow like the stuff of legend, but yeah,
I'm familiar.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
So this creature is said to strike fear into the Vikings,
and Mythos goes that this is a serpent born of
a union between Loki and a giant tests and it
was taken from Asgard and tossed into the oceans around Midguard.
Midguard is US, Okay, so the creature coils around Midguard,

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the line of the humans. That's us where the humans lie.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
By the way, right now, there could be a giant
serpent wrapped around the planet.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
We'd never and you never fucking know, We would never know.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
It would be at the bottom of the ocean. Yeah,
you'd never fucking see.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
It because we can't get there, and just waiting to
get bigger, just saying so it's lying in wait in
the depths of the sea. And I love how old
school myth and lore is so ominous, you know that
you don't know if it's there, is it really, you know?
And it could be a serpent or warm It depends
on the translation, I guess. But it's described to have
grown so big that it would be biting its own

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tail around the earth, you know, and it coils around
the whole world. It has sharp teeth that are capable
of spitting venom. It's like a snake, you know.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
I've always pictured it like the basilisk and okay, yeah,
just on a massive scale. There's also the game, if
you haven't heard of it, God of War, and there's
a God of War Ragnarok.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
You know, it's funny, what is that? Noe and I
were literally talking about God of War earlier today.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
Wow, that's maybe why you put it in here, or
you thought of it because of this, because often the
distance and God of War Ragnarok in one of these
scenes is the MegaR serpent, and there's a clip of
someone who's like throwing his axe because you can just
throw it into the distance, and he throws it and
just flies and flies and flies and flies. Then all
of a sudden, you see a fucking health bar pop up.

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He says, you are mangna deer, and he's just like,
oh no, and it like turns to look at them,
and it's like the size of a mountain. So I
haven't played it, so I don't know if that's an
actual boss battle or just like an easter egg where
if you throw your axe long enough it'll actually hit
the thing in the distance. But it's huge. It's literally like,
you know, the size of the mountains of the distance.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
Yeah. Its mouth is described as being so big that
it could swallow any god or giant hole, so it's big.
When this creature stirs, it causes storms, earthquakes, and tidal waves,
probably because it's on the bottom of the ocean, and
when it moves, it's like things move. It was a
tail that instilled an inherent fear of Vikings, though some
sources do say that I saw online anyway that it

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was a guardian of mid Guard. So it's not necessarily
there to destroy things. That's there to assist in the
raids of Vikings, and so when they're on the sea
raiding around Europe, they would arrive in like a stormy
sea in tidal waves, so that whoever they're rating would
be horrified that the vikings are coming because for a fact,
really yeah, uh, lore tells that the moment it lets

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go of its own tale, Ragnrok begins, so it's like,
don't know, is like.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
The Norse version of apocalypse?

Speaker 1 (33:12):
Yeah, it tells of a lot of different events that happen,
including the burning of the world. So if that's any
indication of what to expect with that, you know, But
I think that would be a fun topic to cover, actually,
like the tale of Ragnrock, like what's supposed to happen?
Because I love Norse mythology and and you know, I.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
Forgot about Bigley has responded to my petition, those motherfuckers.
Oh I forgot about Bigley please.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
Okay, okay, anyway, anyway, anyway, anyway, Uh yeah, I think
it'd be fascinating. I just love reading up on that
kind of stuff. All I can think of now, though,
is Percy Jackson. Have you ever seen that?

Speaker 2 (34:03):
I saw the first movie?

Speaker 1 (34:06):
That's all it. Like when I imagine covering topics sometimes
that's how I imagine things. Is just like the world
of Percy Jackson where it's just.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
You're gonna have to be more specific, bro, Like you
mean because Sean Bean's there and he.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
Doesn't die, no, just like all these entities hiding in
plain sight. Yeah, I think that's because how do all
these things just disappear? They talk about all these stories
of these people, these gods, these creatures existing back in
the day, like they're real, and then they're not. They're

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just gone one day.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
Here's the thing. I mean, I'm just gonna put this
out there, and I want you to get mad at me.
It is possible they didn't exist back then. They still don't, although.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
I want to believe.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
I know a lot of people do a lot of
people do.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Anyway. So there are many poems written about this entity.
Obviously you already knew about it before I even brought
it up, right, And a lot of the poems are
in a language that I speak. I wish I could,
that would be really cool. You know. I'm trying to
learn Italian and it's really difficult. I think I'm like

(35:24):
over a year in or something trying to learn Italian.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
Yeah, we got back many I was like, Oh, you're
still gonna keep going, So yeah, I might as well.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
Uh, yeah, might as well. So apparently Thor and this
creature were enemies. Yep, and you could even call him
his arch enemy, like his biggest enemy in all enemies.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
I'm not mistaken, and you can stop me here. This
is the creature that is destined to kill Thor.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
So there are tales about Thor's interactions with this serpent.
One is about Thor going fishing. So he uses a
huge ox head as bait to go fishing. Okay, because
it's Thor, why not. When he uses it, he actually
hooks this serpent and they he pulls him up, you know,
and they make eye contact and then Thora's like, I'm

(36:10):
going to fucking kill this thing. And before he can
kill it with his hammer, the guy, his fishing bud
cuts the the serpent off, yeah, cuts the line and
allows it to sink back into the depths of the ocean.
There are some poems that say he does kill it, though,
and there's art that about this story. There's art depicting

(36:31):
this story dating back to the Viking era, like stones
with the the art carved into him, and it portrays
both iterations. So you know, there are there are tails
where during Ragnarrok, Thor and the creature battle each other
and both end up dying. I didn't know that in

(36:57):
stories thour dies. I just learn this.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
Spoiler alerts for the Serpent event and Marvel comics that
came about I think seven years ago, where the Midguard
Serpent returns. He fucking kills Thor, So what the what?
They die fighting each other because that's TH's destinies.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
So that's okay. I haven't read any of these comics,
so they really took a.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
Lot of liberties. They decided that the Midguar Serpent wasn't
actually a serpent. It's Odin's older brother who had the throne.
You surped from him. So he comes back and Odin's like,
asguard shut, no one's getting in because it's the only
way to keep this dude out. And Thor's like, what
the fuck, dad, And he's like, deal with it, bye.
And they fucking have like six or seven extra hammers

(37:39):
that drop around the world. What and they give people
evil powers? What? It's fucking wild.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
Which series is this?

Speaker 2 (37:45):
It's I'm pretty sure it's called like The Serpent or
The Serpent Returns or something like that. It might actually
be called dragon Rock, come to think of it, But yeah,
it was okay, not very well received. It was This
is the thing that was really fun about that event though,
seeing who picked up the evil hammers?

Speaker 1 (38:00):
Who did it?

Speaker 2 (38:01):
The Juggernaut picks up one of them, and he's like unstoppable.
The Red Skull's daughter sin She picks up one and
then beats Captain America to death on national television. He's
Bucky Barnes at the time. She rips his fucking arm
off too, like his robotic arm. She rips off, throws
it in the distance, then beats him to death. And yeah,
that was wild. And I can't remember who picks up

(38:21):
the rest of him. I think Hulk might get one,
and then he goes crazy, he goes crazy. I don't know.
I have to reread it.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
It's been a minute because I thought Hulk picks up
the good one or he's able to, right.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
Not in this event, at some point has picked up
the hammer, I'm sure, but that has nothing to do
with this. So yeah, I can't remember where the rest
of them go. But they all have like their own
individual powers too. It's a fucking it's you know, it's Marvel.
They really went for it, and they it was a
big swing and a miss. I wouldn't called him miss.
It was a foul ball for sure. It's been anti

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smot corner with at him.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
So some say that it's not necessary. It's not necessarily
a villain or a bad guy. It's an inevitable happening,
you know. It's more like a creature bound to the
world to maintain a status quo.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
That is why it exists. I've mentioned him one time
in our show, and it was when we talked about
the serpents always being the representation of evil in like
every religion like across the world, regardless of whether or
not those cultures have ever touched and the time frame
those cultures existed, Like a serpent is always depicted as
the ultimate evil or in relation to the end of

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the world. So it's it's crazy that it just applies
true so far back, and when we keep bringing these
things up, it just keeps coming around where it's like,
maybe this one's not necessarily evil, but he is the
dude that if he just stops eating his own ass,
like everything's about to go wrong. Sometimes, please keep eating
your ass.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
No, all right, So when this thing stirs and destroys.
It does so in in order to allow something new
to take its place. So like the death of the
old gods, new gods in a new world could grow.
That's like the whole point. So similar to tales of sirens.
These water entities can often be attributed to maybe hallucinations

(40:17):
from being at sea, like Adam likes to think, maybe
it's just a seal or a manatee, giant squid, octopus,
I don't know, jellyfish like that one entity. Waters can
be filled with so many different sea creatures. Again, like
we haven't really researched too much of the ocean.

Speaker 2 (40:36):
There's something unknown comes to the surface. Nowadays we're like, oh, look,
new species. But back then they'd be like cryptid, you know.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
Yeah, legends and myths of things that happened within the sea, rivers, lakes, whatever.
They date back centuries and more, you know, maybe millennia.
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
We're gonna take a cruise one day and I'm gonna
be like out on the deck at night. Everyone's gonna
be sleeping, and a big tittied mermaid just gonna surface
and be like no one will believe you, and then
like double flip me the birds.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
And then make the Grandma from Dana Dan.

Speaker 2 (41:05):
I'd be like, God, damn, if there's the Grandma from
Dana Dan, I would jump the fucking like.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
Sorry, not Turbo Granny though the other.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
Yeah maybe for Turbo Grant. Now Turbo Granny.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
Is hideous, but uh yeah, I mean there's there's stories
date back forever, but obviously before we existed. Different we
isn't Adam and I, I mean we're not that old.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
Different countries, local we not the royal.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
Different countries, fuck, different countries and cultures have varied tales
of water entities and it could be anything. So maybe
they are hallucinations. But maybe there are things that live
deep beneath the water surface, like the midguar serpent that
we just have yet to identify.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
Would it be wild if this was like the giant
octopus where it's like the giant squid where it's like
a turn.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
What if it's like the Meg where there's just a lake. God,
there's a layer of hot gas or whatever that gas
sharks can't get through the ocean.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
Trench and we went even deeper.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
I you know, maybe it's a guilty pledge for movie.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
I like the Meg, I mean, it's a good bad movie.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
It's a bad movie.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
If I'm using the flop House's rating system, I would
consider it a good bad movie. And after we're done
recording this, I'm gonna listen to them talk about The
Meg because I guarantee if they've covered it, and see
what they rate it. Because it's just a silly.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
It's a silly it's a Jason State the movie. What
do you expect?

Speaker 2 (42:37):
You get? You get a silly monster movie. Add in
Jason Stathum and there you go.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
I think, is it the Meg too? Where someone trains
one of the big gigantic sharks and then they have
the suits that they can walk in the water under
the water, and then someone gets a crack in their
helmet and then their head literally like implodes. It's freaking crazy.
I don't know. We watch a lot of TV, guys,

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a lot of TV.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
To be fair, you've watched those ones on your own.
I just sort of like to see what was going on.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
I watch a lot of trash TV.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
So anyway, there's a fucking theme here. You watch trash TV.
You have your trash stories that you watch on your phone.
Now it's like portrait phone shot what do you call them?
Little soap operas? And then you also have like just
every smut book that could ever be tossed up on
like Amazon.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
Sometimes Adam's like what the fuck are you reading? Because
I'll tell him like, this is what happened in my
book today, and he'll be like, what, who writes this?

Speaker 2 (43:39):
My favorite thing is when she's reading something and she's
like twenty page and she's like, God, I hate this book.
I'm going to finish it up.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
To I don't like seeing in my library, you know,
like twenty percent done. I want it to be check
marked off as I want people.

Speaker 2 (43:54):
To know what I bounced off of. So it's like,
if a book's not good, I'm not going to read
it all the way through. If I do that, And
it's just like I had so much time I could
have dedicated to.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
A different book, like an F one driver. I never
want a DNF What the fuck?

Speaker 2 (44:08):
No, you know, it's a very different thing. You can't
even compare.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
Anyway. Only five percent of the ocean has been explored, Okay,
less than ten percent has been mapped, so we're really
not once to talk about what may or may not
be real because there's so much that we haven't seen
why the aliens.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
Live down there. We all know that documented, documented, proven,
According to all the people that messaged me with like
a grainy ass video, They're like, it's proof.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
You know Atlantis. I want to see the city.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
Of Atlantis gone, guys, Like if it ever existed, whatever
catastrophic events sunk, it did not leave remnants behind. That
place got figty fought and it sank, like.

Speaker 1 (44:56):
You know, like in tomb Raider, the historical document. You
know when they have that, like you're talking about the
movie or the game, the movie, don't.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
Know, never seen them?

Speaker 1 (45:07):
What Agelina, Joe Lee, Hotty Hotty, Boomballotti, thick Lips, squade
hips sink ships, bro Bro, It's so good. It's a
bad movie, but it's good.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
Isn't Jora Mormont the bad guy in the first one?

Speaker 1 (45:25):
Yeah, but he's also like a love interest at the
same time.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
Ooh, enemies become lovers. It definitely sounds right of.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
Your ally, but uh oh my god.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
They forced to like sleep in the same bed in
the hotel because it's the only room available. Top.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
I just read a book like last week that force proximity.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
You read a book about force proximity and it's classy.
I watched one twenty minute video and I'm filthy.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
Stop. Everyone's like, why is this episode so unhinged?

Speaker 2 (45:59):
It?

Speaker 1 (46:02):
But anyway, in the movie tomb Raider, there is like
an underwater like palace type thing. Uh, and it's like
a sunken city. So they have to like dive and
then they come up underneath like into a pool and
so yeah, like the they dive down and they come
up into like an air pocket and it's the temple
or whatever. That's what I imagine Atlantis probably looks like.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
Okay, I imagine it's just like a bunch of crumbled
up artifacts.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
You're a bunch of crumpled up artifacts.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
I feel that way.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
I hear your bones.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
You don't hear ship.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
Right now, not right now, just in general.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
Like when I stand up, when I move. I finished
a five K in the last couple.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
Dude, we did we Okay, now the episode is done, guys,
the topic is done. You can leave. But we we
did do five We did our first five K. Ever,
my legs hurt for days and then I used to run.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
Eight minute miles, which has nothing to write home about.
But it's not bad if you can consistently run that
and I could go about six miles seven miles before
I was like, okay, I think I need to slow down.
And I did not do that.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
He was like a minute, I was about double that
minute of jogging.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
I will say that. Yeah, a minute of jogging nine
minutes of walking. That was how was how I was
trying to do it. And I barely passed around.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
Okay, yeah, I walked the whole time, well except for
the beginning. I ran a little bit in the beginning.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
I also cramped real bad on the first lap. There's
only like two and a half laps.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
I almost did, but then I kept walking through it,
and once I was walking consistently, then I was fine.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
I got passed by old people, I got passed by
in a wheelchair.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
I got passed by a child. It was rough. And
then this asshole over here like at the oh, the
last couple feet, the last.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
Hundred feet, the last doesn't run through the finish line,
so I'm he doesn't.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
I'm walking. I'm walking and I'm just chit chatting. And
because we did it with some friends and Adam runs
right past me to get past me, I was just flabbergasted.
I was absolutely flabbergasted.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
Someone was recording a video of them coming to the
finish line and they're like both waving at the camera
and like on the video you see me like like
chugging along like I was like running. I was like,
I'm finishing before her. I'm gonna fucking die. One of
the two is gonna happen right now. And when I
passed her, she just goes, what the fuck, like all
these kids around, I.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
Was like, are you freaking kidding me? Anyway, We've had.

Speaker 2 (48:37):
A before snapshot. We'll see how we do next year.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
Yeah, we want to. We want to do a few
more five k's this year, but.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
Uh, we ever invented running guys, an asshole.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
We've just been on adventures and like last this past
weekend was the Indye car raised in Long Beach, and
I worked. I walked. I swear I walked more than
the hour.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
More sore coming home home from just walking around collecting
autographs and shit. Then you were after the.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
Five k, yeah, because I by the time I had
met up with the girls in the morning, I had
definitely walked a five k already. And then we spent
you know, all day. Yeah, like I don't know, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
I was.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
My neck is a completely different color anyway, that's not important.
Thank you guys for sticking around this stuff.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
We usually put in the front of the episode, but
it's okay, we're putting it at the end.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
Oh, thank you guys for sticking around. If you got
this far, you guys are the best. I know. This
episode is like all over the place. It's because sometimes,
you know, uh, like a hurricane. Life is like a
hurricane Duckburg. Yeah, we're all living.

Speaker 2 (49:43):
In Duckburg right now. Yeah, sunshine something aeroplanes. Yeah, what
it's a duck blur.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
God. Okay, if you got this far in the episode
and Adam posts this on Instagram or or whatever, please
post a duck emoji. We want to know. We want
to know if you got this far, and we appreciate it.
Thank you guys so much for listening to the episode.
We hope you found it as interesting as I did,
because it was really fun to read about different mythologies.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
I seriously wanted to go read a bunch about Norse mythology.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
I seriously would love to read up more about Ragnark
because you seem to know a lot about it, and
I really don't Other than that show.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
I had like a really healthy period of time when
I was in college where I was like, I want
to know the origin stories essentially from every theology that
I could like get my hands on, and then like
the end of the world, like theology I really want
to know. I remember sitting down so my grandparents house,
just visiting them on like a Friday or Sunday, I
can't remember what, and like we're all just hanging out,

(50:47):
me and my cousins. And I was in my twenties
for sure, and I was just like, I'm just gonna
go read the Bible, and they're like what, I'm like, Yeah,
for some reason, I just want to read revelations, like
I just want to see like how this all ends,
so that like really kicked off, Like now I want
to read all the other ones. So that's why I'm
kind of familiar with this.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
I just I feel like growing up, I read Harry Potter,
and uh, I read all the Harry Potters, I read
Ari Salvator books. At one point in school they told
me you can't do any more book reports on drow
Oh my gosh, I couldn't do book reports on it anymore.

(51:23):
They're like, this is the last one. You can no
longer do book reports on this. And then I read
manga that I you know, I didn't really read too
much substantial literature.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
It's just they never let me do book reports on manga,
and they pronounce it differently in Indiana. They don't say
manga manga hentai. Yeah. Oh my, don't know why they
wouldn't let me do my book reports.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
But stop shut off anyway. Thank you guys, Thank you
guys so much for listening to us. If you guys
have any spooky stories or.

Speaker 2 (51:58):
Uh yeah, you guys, any stories you'd like to share
with us, could be spiritual, coincidental, true crime, extraterrestrial, whatever
the case may be, we would love to hear from it.
We would love to hear from you. We'd love to
hear your story, as long as it's just, you know,
scary ish and you can email storytime at scaries dot
com or go to our website Scarce dot com, click
on contact us, fill out the form it comes directly

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to us, or hit us up on our social media's.
Facebook is Facebook dot com, slash scarish podcast, Twitter is
at scarish pod, and Instagram is at Scarish Podcast, Robin.
For folks would like to donate to us, how can
they do?

Speaker 1 (52:30):
So can go to Sorry I don't know if I
cut you off just now. You can go to patreon
dot com slash Scarish Podcast and those are monthly donations
with your starting at a dollar. Anything helps, guys. Really,
you guys are the best. Everybody who stuck us around
with us on Patreon, You guys are absolutely amazing. You
guys are so patient, and you guys are absolutely just the.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
Best chef's kiss. You're the best kiss. That's everything we
got for this episode three hundred and ten. Thank you
for listening to all the wild twists and turns. We
hope you enjoyed it. That's everything, Robin, go ahead and
sign us out.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
Keep all creeping on and we'll talk to you guys later.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
A bye.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
Thanks,