(Ep. 249): Light Blast - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: April 2025 - Simplistic Reviews Podcasts

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We will strike again at 05:48PM today. Hey, because welcome to the simplistic views audio commentary from a movie that I this is the most blind I've ever gone into a movie. Light Blast 1985 for show purposes on DJ Valentine. I'm joined by two guys who who I I guess are like daredevil. Like, we can't don't know what well, Justin knows what this movie is.
There's some Polizzi, Matthew Stewart. What the fuck is this? What is this? What am I looking at? What am I looking at?
Oh, it's a film. Well, I'm looking at a movie. It's a film. It's a film. I think this film is so great that we don't even get a a studio to know who directs it.
Yeah. Produced it. That's how it's how amazing this is. This is all self financed. Self financed by, by a motorcycle cop.
Exactly. And and because of the tariffs and everything, we're we have to go to Europe to get our movies. Yes. That's true. This is an Italian science fiction action film.
This is region seven, actually. Yeah. It's it's like we have the right DVD players. Yeah. It's like a strip mall where the you know, it's like coffee.
It just says this is, like, producer. Studio produced by producer and studio. By studio. Well, if you have the first frame up already on your Yeah. Yeah.
You're gonna notice there is seems to be no title sequence, so it just goes right it goes right into the movie. There's definitely not. I'm sure Cut those, though. Unnecessary stuff. The only thing I can really say other than that it's rated r, which is that's a that's a plus from a '85 movie Yeah.
Is that it's got, a terrible actor in it by it goes by the name of Erika Estrada. Oh, now I'm excited. Now you're excited. Now I'm excited. Eric Estrada has done no wrong.
Well, he's done a lot of wrong, but just Yeah. Wrong I like, I guess. Well, see if you did something right. You know? It's called light blast.
Light blast. 1985. What came out in '95? '80 '5? Is this a year after Top Gun, I guess?
I thought '85 was supposed to be, like, really good year. No. '84 is a good year. Is that a good year? Eighty four is good.
'85, I can't. And I think '84 and '86 are good, but '85 was a bad year. Eighty five was bad, That's why this movie was released in '85. When was Red Dawn? When was Red Dawn?
Was that '85? I think it was probably '84. Oh, well, if you ask a certain podcast, it only came out in February and There's only one version. Yeah. It's thousand rocks.
Brand new, actually. That's a brand new brand new Chris Hemsworth is the original done data of Red Dawn. Yeah. Well, I'm at the, zero zero zero zero mark. We're at the post we're at the post opening credit sequence.
The post opening credit see the opening pre post pre Yeah. It might be a cold opening. It might be like a bond opening. Oh, it might be a bond. Okay.
I'm hitting the play button because I wanna know what the fuck right about now. Oh, porn music. Roughly bad. I like porn music up the bat. Hydra.
Hail Hydra. You know you know, it's a good film when it starts in a train yard. Something free. Something Where's Pee Wee Herman? We're gonna shoot.
I don't know. There's a train yard that long. Eric Estrada in a train yard. Dulce. Oh, is this a for a foreign film, It's a foreign film, but it's I can I've been to Italy, so I can tell you it says light blast.
Fresh off his, his his escape across the ocean. Justin is going to, dub. He's gonna dub the He's gonna he's gonna translate you from the trailer. For film for you? This means Peggy.
Oh, Peggy. Oh, Peggy. Peggy is short for piggy. Eric stole it. In the wrong movie.

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He's supposed to be a chip ID. Probably just popped in there. And I'm trying to do the Erica Estrada hair today. Yeah. I see.
I see. You're trying to do the chips. Little blow dry. You should've done a little blow dry on it. I think it would've brought out the, little more volume?
Yeah. A little bit more. I wanna be the other guy. What's the name of the other guy? Next Italian, film that we do.
Call me the last Italian. So let's get this started because I I feel like people either gonna fuck near the they're gonna fuck at the abandoned train yard. Abby's getting serious. They're gonna die right away. They're gonna fucking die.
Who knows? Or both. Yeah. Or both. I'm a big fan of both.
What do you got, Matthew? What do you got what do you got for bets today? There's a lot on this one. So Okay. Here you go.
This is Musica Musica by Guido. Matt's favorite type of movie. Yes. Italian. Adidas.
Rock to you by the science fiction movie. Italian sci fi, bro. What do you what do you call this spaghetti sci fi? I like it. I I like spaghetti sci fi.
That's a cool name. I I would I would hey. We're making Spaghetti sci fi seems like something got eat out of my chef. Yeah. It's like it's like green ravioli.
That one that one's space ships. It's a Tortellini sci fi. No. With spaceships and spaghetti sci fi. Afraid of a sci fi.
A chef a boy ID from Spain. If this was American, it's for you sci fried. You know? I got a quick I got a quick, question for you, the you two. Yes.
You guys like truffles? Yeah. Sure. Sure. Sure.
Sure. Oh, like the ones you find in the woods? Or the ones you, eat? Truffle. Yeah.
Eat. Well, you you also have, like, sometimes you have A little pasta? Truffle. Yeah. You got you got the little little little little candy.
Like a pasta. A little shaved truffle. A little olive oil. A little truffle. Little little little little thing there.
You're you're I'm a I'm a music guy. Hey. Hey. Michael Bay. Who's shooting this?
I like this shot. Quality shot. That's a quality. Hey. Nice beaver.
Fresh out of film. I had it stuffed this morning. This guy's looking for trouble. He's looking up. This is director Maya.
Time. A full sales stock. I think so. Okay. So here we go.
Yeah. Digital. Oh, well, that's a good that's kind of a funny gag, I guess. Mhmm. That was kinda clever.
Why was it wrote? Why was it flipped? I I don't know. Because it's 10AM. Everything's backwards.

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Is it? It's 10AM. What time is it? What time is it? Where are we?
Oh, what is your bet? What is your bet? Before you fucking die. Well, we have it hasn't happened yet, so it's good. But, noticeably noticeably bad dubbing actors.
Alright. So this is specific actors who you noticeably see are dubbed very poorly. Asians. Not Asians in Italy, maybe? Well, there's a lot of Italians in this or Americans, and Americans don't really do well.
That's true. They have to redo it. Like, this guy's probably already if we caught that, I didn't catch him. Yeah. It's probably I'm sure he'll talk.
I'm seeing him. Michael Caine. Timo, like, wish Michael Caine. He's got a space What's the number? What's the number?
What's the number? Oh, hello. Eleven and a half for the notice noticeably bad dubbing by actors. I'm gonna a go over. Yeah.
I'll go over on that one. Yeah. That's a super over there. What the fuck? Next one.
Oh, man. It's like turning into, like, a giard man. Something like that. This one is in a diary mode check. Next one.
OJ's. Like, car chases. Oh. Four and a half of them. Over.
I'm punching me over. Okay. I'll go under. Some of the some of these we are doing over from the last shitty movie that we did last week. It'll apply.
Next one. She's about to come. Hurry up. Hurry up. There's a combination right here.
This guy's a wizard. Computer hacking slash satellites being rerouted scenes. Oh, it's a sci fi movie? What's the number? Three and a half scenes.
Over. Again, this has scenes scenes. Over. It can't be just like a bunch of people talking about the camera. I'll go under to be different.
I'll go under. Do you think there's gonna be multiple computer hacking scenes and one satellite being rerouted? There's a camera being rerouted. I'm gonna go AM 10:48. AM, I think.
Well, maybe the maybe the clock is is a thing. He's like, I am 10:48. I am 10:48. It's the clock that's claiming it's, it's, what it is. Are you guys are punching the over on that, computer hack?
I'm gonna hit under I'm gonna hit the under be different. Oh, the clock. No. Why would you blow oh oh, they oh, I thought they were fucking at the clock. That would've been better.
It's like, time's up. Cotton belt. Honey. Oh, these guys, something bad's gonna happen. This reminds me of my first time.
Yeah. You fucked during on the set of goddamn Everything everything turned very, very, very red. Oh, speaking of red. Woah. Woah.
But they opened the argument. Oh, no. Woah. Oh, indeed. Oh, this is what is happening to me?
Alright. Well, I think the weapon works. That's a pretty good opening. I like that. They died.
I think I I think I already like this movie quite quite a bit. I've seen it in the we called it death in a fuck. We told you. Okay. So the, computer hacking satellite, what what do you think?

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Three and a half. I'm going under. That's what's going on. Okay. He's going over.
Okay. And the, the good thing good thing my body count is pretty high on this one. Yes. My body count on this one's, 36 and a half. Over.
Because I got a laser gun. You're talking killing body count or a fucking body count? Who's fucking who's dying? Or should we do we could do a merge? Let's keep let's keep it let's keep it just like dead bodies.
Alright. Okay. Okay. I'm gonna go over whatever your number is because there's a laser gun, so you can take out a massive and a half. You can aim it to a team somewhere.
Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna go scarf. Look at that scarf. Look at that fucking haircut.
Look at everything about this film. Look at that It's amazing. Look at that shots. And it's good. I guarantee you You think Robocop's gonna bust through that wall right there?
Oh, gotta be fantastic. I wanna sucks 5,000. They want a car that's coming again. He looks like the I'll buy that for a dollar guy a little bit. Do you think Erika Estrada is dressed as one of the women?
Oh my god. That's him. Oh, I thought that was him. I thought that was him. I was about to lose it.
I was about to lose it. Oh, that's Eric Estrada right there. Is it? Oh, I thought maybe he was. Where is Eric Estrada?
He might be kind of, like maybe just gonna whip that hat off. I don't like this. This is a weird, This guy looks like he's wearing a mask. He does. He looks like the guy from Scooby Doo at the end.
Yeah. If it wasn't for you Stupid guy. Southern. You laser coding sci fi. Sci fi and Italian.
Mhmm. Oh, shit. The last one I forgot about this one. This one showed up just now. It's exploding vehicles.
That guy is dead as fuck. Would you count the train? It's melted kind of. It kinda melted. It didn't really explode.
The only thing that exploded was the clock. The clock did explode. That was on a vehicle. You won't drive a clock. Well, only six I'm I'm I'm only going with six and a half on the exploding vehicles.
I wonder. I'm gonna go wonder on that one. There might be a lot more melting vehicles. Melting, I think we're gonna see more. No, man.
This is a rated r movie, so I should really hit the fan. The last movie we watched was rated r, and it sucked. What's Super rated r? They killed the black guy first, though. Yeah.
No. They killed the white guys first. The white kids first. I can't remember. I know a black guy.
They melted. They melted people. Well, we're in San Francisco, if anybody's wondering. Oh, hello. The city and county.
This is the city and county. What? Wait. So this guy, his demand is that he wants naked chicks. Yeah.
I mean I I I'm I'm kinda with him. I can't I can't be against that. If I was a negotiator, I'm like, you know what he wants. We gotta give it to him to save lives. Come on.
Let's do it. Yeah. Get get some red hats and some Chief, I'm trying to save lives here, so give me some strippers now. This is Wait. This is like a combination of, like Oh, no.

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Oh. I know those feet anywhere. Yeah. You recognize those feet? Those are I know those feet.
Motorcycle riding feet. Those are motors he's got a turkey. Right? They cook that quick. Turkey and fries.
Side of fries. Funky and fries. We're gonna see some Erika Estrada dick. I think we're gonna see some Erika Estrada dick. I think we're gonna see some Estrada.
He didn't want a naked chick. He just wants him naked to embarrass. I just want Erika Estrada naked coming in here. Erika Estrada's day? Thanksgiving plates of food.
Toby is dead. Why do you want Erika Estrada? Kinda kinda Oh, he's that naked? Yes, sir. A piff It is him.
Hey. Not as stark as I thought he was. Yeah. Yeah. That's a yeah.
Not exactly racist. A little little racist. Sometimes he's darker. He has maybe he's, spent a lot of time by the desk lately. He looks like a, Oh, wait a minute.
Oops. Nice. Heads up. That was not a bad squid. Yep.
That looks good. That was a really good squid. That looks good. Headshot. Oh, hello.
Oh, hello. Shoot him. Shoot him. No. I think he's gonna, like, teach him a lesson.
Alright. Please shoot him. Don't listen to it. I like the murder. I like so much stories.
We don't even know who killed him or died. Yeah. You're gonna go blow his fucking head off. In my head, I have to use it. Husbands and boyfriends do not watch this movie with your girlfriends or wives.
They will see Erika Strada. Yeah. You're gonna incriminate them Immediately. Little osmosis. Black people.
Tell them that Eric Estrada is, like, a 90 year old man at this point. They'd be like, I don't care. I'm leaving. You're not Eric Estrada. You're you're not By the way, Estrada?
Seventy six. Not as old as well? I I guess that's, like, good That's pretty good age for him. I thought he was way older. I thought that.
Chip. Chip. He looks like he's seen death. He's 70 '19 '70 '6, '19 '70 '7 chips. He's he's seen he's seen death.
Like, he, like, walked down the street, and death was like, you know, it's almost time, Eric. Yep. He's got that smile now that came on a motorcycle. Like a like, it's, like, melting a little bit? Yeah.
A little bit. The fact that I just wanna die. Feel me. Feel me. I wanna just die in a motorcycle accident.
We'd still fitting if I didn't work. I go like this. Please don't put me on the road, chief. Please, chief. Paunch.
Wasn't my name Paunch? Paunch. What's his name Paunch? Paunch. Is he named after, a stomach now?
Yeah. Like a pun Ponch. But Ponch. Ponch burger. He's Latino.

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Right? Is it Latino? Is that the correct That's the correct, no big deal. Ex, Justin. Get it right.
Born in America, though. Though. Born in New York. So don't go in there. I think if you're born in the world and you're Latin.
I think you are Latinx then. Latinx. You're Latinx. Right? You're Latinx.
Yeah. I don't know what the qualification is that it is. Puerto Rican. Just just to be Eric Estrada is the qualification. He created My race, Eric Estrada.
Yeah. Call me. Agree to say he's the most, famous Puerto Rican? J Lo. I'd say J Lo.
Pretty pretty she's pretty famous. But who really has the staying power? That's true. That guy. Hey.
I just realized they brought back chips in 1998 for a movie called Chips 99. Why? That's going on the list. I don't I don't think we wanted to lose the rights for Chips. Here we go.
Oh god. Oh, no. We're about to lose our about to lose the rights. Believe anything but that. What will we come up with to keep us surviving?
We're all doomed if we don't get the right thing. What was chips short for? Because they thought ships California Highway something patrol. California Highway. I think what I mean is California Highway Patrol.
Might be Interstate Patrol. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Look at that.
We figured it out ourselves. We figured it out with logic. Yes. Probably completely wrong, but it gets You blow my mind, ladies and gentlemen. You blow my mind.
Acronyms, we got them. But why is it CHIPs? Why is it plural? Because there's multiple of them. There's two of them.
By the way, I don't know if you know this, but filing, following a salary dispute in NBC in 1981, Estrada was briefly replaced by Olympic gold medalist. Bruce Jenner. There you go. I remember that. I remember that.
I've seen chips. Hey. It's me, Bruce. He was I mean, I'm sorry. He was born to play that role.
He could ride the motorcycle with mine now. Yes. Apparently, he was born to play all the roles in the show. Many, many, many, many, many roles. All the roles.
Every role. In a role. Could you imagine being the person that was murdered by Bruce Jenner? Oh. Or Caitlyn Jenner?
K. K. They they probably every day. Caitlyn, killed that person in a car accident. I do.
It's like Matthew Broderick killed that person in that car accident or Randy. Yeah. But I don't What is Matthew Broderick? That seemed like he felt bad about it. Yeah.
But then he did it, like, a Toyota commercial, like, in the early two thousands. He felt so bad about it. He cut off his He's got, like, OJ doing, like, a steak knives commercial. Steak knives or isotoner gloves commercial. Gloves.
Or, like, for the Waiters Association of America. Do you see it? PM. What is going on with these clocks? It's 05:45.
It's PM? No. No. No. No.

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Matthew. It's PM five forty five. That's how we stated it. Flip things in the eighties? I wasn't aware.
Look. Look. Look. Look. Look.
Look. Look. Look. Look. I don't remember that at all.
You're in an '85. You don't remember this? I don't remember PM 08:45. No. I don't remember that.
Do you remember PM being before the time? No. No. No. I don't think so.
Let me let me look. Let me look on the let me look at a clock right now. Don't look at a clock. Nope. It doesn't say it.
I guess tells me the time. Let me look at a clock right now. Things about clock clocks these days is that if you're not sure if it's light or dark outside, if it's, like, 07:00, you might think it's 7AM. Yeah, man. But it's 7PM.
It's wild. Wild stuff. Wild, wild stuff, but it's It's light. It's got the same amount of light just on a different side of the sky. Oh, shit.
PM I'm trying to figure out if Estrana is a mega supporter. I'm gonna put money on his face. He's from he's from New York. I think I think he's a libertarian. Might be he might be a get green parties.
He might be a don't tread on me type of guy. Remember when people had hair like this guy? Like that guy particularly? Yeah. That guy particularly.
Like Bob Euchre hair? The Bob Euchre hair. That is exactly what it is. He's going to the, barbershops, like, excuse me, sir. I really like the Bob Euchre.
Give me the uke. Give me the uke. Give me the uke. Oh, this guy's getting this guy's about to get shot in the head. He looks like a kid that would grew up to be an actor.
Like, I'm like, I'm like, a guy. Jesse Plemons. He's looking at the cost on Cameo. Dead. Wow.
Eric Estrada? Yeah. Well, $85. More? Really?
Buck 50. A buck. See, I was gonna go a buck 25, but okay. I was gonna say hundred and 50, man. You underestimate the Estrada.
I think we gotta get an Estrada video. I might get an Estrada in there. And he's gotta tell us what is he gonna tell us? How good looking we are? Like, I'm Estrada.
I could tell you guys you are. I wanted to say I'm Estrada from I'm Estrada from, the film. You might know me from films such as the light blast. From chips, the, the No. No.
I want I don't want him to say the the good stuff. I wanna say the bad stuff. Light blast. And what was that, You might Andy Andy, Andy, Eddie Sidaris movie? What was the Sidaris movie he was in?
I want him to say that. It was do or die? Do or die. You might know me from do or die or light blast. Or you might know me and my big support into the congress of switching AM, PM to come after the time.
Oh, that was him? Thank you. That was him. He does It's about time numbers come seconds. Okay?
Numbers should come seconds. That's who we need in office. If you're a mad scientist, you too would wanna use your gun your light gun at a at a race car show. Why not? Why not?

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Again, it's free to shoot there. It's old Cyclops. It's old old stock footage. Are they gonna blow all these cars up? Yeah, man.
You know what's funny? They're all different cars. This is why a real thing that it's got stock to do. It was like a smash up derby. You know, one of those things.
Oh, you said car chase. It's kinda like a race, not a chase. Yeah. It's yeah. Well, the cars are chasing each other while they're racing.
Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. It's always the clock. It's always the clock first.
They always blow the clock up. Why? Leave the clock alone. What's the clock? There's gotta be something behind that them blowing the clock up.
Oh. Time waits for no man, Matthew. Time. Nothing. Not the time.
Oh, what what what the fuck was that? People oh, people all all people are just melting. Every time I love it. I love it every time. That's three more.
Somebody saw Raiders of Los Arkansas. Happened. Oh, so there's already the Los Arkansas. We can do that better. I think what it is, they always look for a place that has a giant clock, and they fire it into the weird.
And then the clock melts it in down into something. The clock. It's almost like it it's using the wiring of the clock to, like, blow up the people and spread itself out. Like a microwave type stuff. Know how random it is to find places where a lot of people are by a giant clock?
In San Francisco, it's a plenty. Apparently, everybody. Apparently, Timo and Michael Gaine Yeah. I think he was signing them. Looks like Lee Van Cleef and Dennis Frost had a kid.
Okay. This is a card chase. Right? This is a chase. This is a definite chase.
Hey, Jay Leno. Hey. You heard about this laser? Haven't heard about this laser. It's melting people like like a better movie.
That movie I did with Pat Morita? It's like That one. Yeah. That one. Why are you shooting the news then?
It could be innocent. You don't know what's going on, Eric. Yeah. Exactly. That the mad scientist doesn't have his own driver.
It's true. He could've Ubered. That's true. Oh, we didn't have that yet. These guys do have, like, a pretty good setup.
It's like, we're gonna pretend to be, like, you know, oh, dead. Sorry. I love a a a real This is casually getting away. It's casual. La la la.
Very casual car chase. I guess I'm getting chased here, guys. I don't know where I'm going. I think We better outrun Eric Estrada. He doesn't have his motorcycle.
He's nothing. Limit's 45. I gotta make sure I'm under there. Who's this guy? This kid is his his partner?
Who is his partner now? I think he's a little partner. Yeah. It's like a little bullet action maybe going down the hill. Down San Francisco.
It's weird that they didn't establish him. I would think Eric Shaw to be driving too. Is that the house from inside out? Yeah. Looks like the one from that are, missus Doubtfire.
Or missus Doubtfire. Oh, boy. Hit by a car. Oh, my partner. Triple take.

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Oh, it's boys. Woah. Woah. It's good shit. That guy's a badass.
Yeah. Yo, Eric. No. Look out. Explode.
Blow off. Come on. Slow down. Explode. You can't blow up a house in services, though.
You can't do it. It's too expensive. Too expensive, man. Yeah. But back then, it was a steal.
It didn't get back then. It's $5. These houses are all filled with crackheads. Would it be the best of my show? Hey.
You wanna be my new partner who's gonna get shot in the head soon? Sure. He kinda rhymes. So starring Jay Leno and Eric Estrada. Reminds me of Kevin from The Office.
Yeah. Sitting wearing a wig wearing a two pa a two pa. I can say eat a bunch of my world famous chili. Chili. I'm gonna fart this car, Eric.
Hope you're okay with that. Hope you're alright with that, Eric. I'm holding gas here. Oh, they found the car and Wow. Who's this guy?
Oh, oh, I guess he killed his, partner. There was another guy on there, I guess. Oh, is this the train? This is a violent opening of a movie. I give it that, man.
It's the blue people getting murked in different Now we're at a bus depot. Okay. Yeah. We've been at train, a train depot, a bus depot. Should call this plane trains and That light will be a light blast.
Planes trains and laser blasts. A worthy turkey fluffy pillow. And then the funny thing is there was, like, a Thanksgiving turkey meal also in the beginning. It you know, it's it's true. There was a turkey.
There was. There was a turkey. Yeah. I need a brief like, a big steamer trunk carrying around with you. But it probably will end.
Don't worry. Probably won't end. It's gonna happen. It's gonna it's gonna happen. They borrowed everything good from every other movie we've ever seen so far.
Why not keep keep it going? Raiders, pain streams, and automobiles, chips. Yeah. Chips, bullets. Jay Leno.
Jay Leno, The Office, lethal weapon kind of thing going on a little bit. Got a Barney Miller over there. Barney Miller. Barney Barney fight for a young I a little bit. Little bit.
Barney Miller was a TV show. Barney Miller. Abe Vigoda played a character named Fish. Abe Vigoda was in a movie called the godfather. He was Tessio.
He turned on the family. Spoiler alert. What's the matter with you? Died in my car. Strange.
No. No. No. No. The the he's he's got driven away, but the the one that beat up, set up Sonny, he got he got killed.
Yeah. He got killed. He got strangled. He's garrated. These cops are really it's, like, chilling.
Well, they got Eric Estrada there. He's gonna figure it out. Investigating. He's gonna find their home address in there. I I'd be a little bit more freaked out if I saw a laser blow up a fucking building and melt two people.
I'd be a little bit more freaked out. Well, I think they weren't freaked out because they didn't nobody saw it until it was in post. They were like, what how are we supposed to react? We don't know. We're Italian.

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What the fuck do we do? Surprisingly or I just haven't really been paying attention. There hasn't been much bad dubbing that I've noticed. I haven't noticed any. No.
Yeah. And she does have a shirt of a photo of her and Eric Estrada. Yes. I gotta tell you, I just noticed that. That's amazing.
Well, that's his wife, so I guess it makes sense. They love each other so much. That's fine. Who was filming that? I know.
Yeah. A lot of people died. Holy shit. Two that was, like, another another six. Yeah.
Jaylen has got off the door. I don't know what's going on here. That guy's clearly wearing nothing under that. Yeah. Nothing under that.
He's a man. They look a motherfucker. He feels freer that way. So so show us a caution today. Nothing.
Nothing. I'm a nerd. You want? Where would you go? I I show up to work naked.
I put these dickies on, then I take them off, and I walk home. Buy schools. That's what you're gonna get from me. It's either take it or leave it. Fucking leave it, man.
I don't give a fuck. I'm gonna take it. Take it or squeeze it. I'm Italian pretending to be from America in San Francisco, so fuck off. Yeah.
Why are you whispering? She's right next to you. What what are you doing? I don't You always whisper in front of the person you're talking in front of. She's a woman, but she can't hear words.
She can't read lips. I only hear fifth word of everything I say. Those two are breaking up. Down at the computer lab. Later at 07:00 war games starring Davnie Coleman and Matthew Broder.
Is that not the father of Of a oh my god. He's got dead eyes. Guys got dead eyes. Who was that? I don't know.
That's why is Erica trying to jump in the car from the fifties? '19 '80 '5. That's what What the fuck is going on? They don't make them like they used to. They they don't make them ever.
Great suspension, decent gas mileage. Hey. Look. The brand new Dodge fuck off. Whatever it's called.
I I killed somebody in this car once. It's so funny. Actually, it was an accident. Take it from my best friend. Matt Broderick here.
Matthew Broderick from. I didn't really mean to do what I did. I just happened to do it. You're still dead? Go home.
Go to heaven. You're dead. Turns out the guy the the actor Kevin from The Office is a actual stand up comedian. Oh, really? He's also an advocate for, boy only.
He's a he he he's an advocate for social emotional learning and doesn't believe that, people should, make fun of each other. So He's like a medium. I think he said Let's make fun of him on this podcast. Yeah. Hey, hey.
Fake Jay Leno. So what's not funny today, Jay? Everything. It's it's it's real. Hey.
I went to the mall when I met some nice people. Yeah. Fuck. You get it? Get it?
Move. Move. Another car chase. Hey. Another car chase.

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Man, did I pick the under on this? I was a fucking idiot if I did that. You picked the over, actually. Justin picked the under. Keep racing, baby.
Car chase. We got two car chases. Yeah, man. Two. Two.
I think it was a 4? It was a four and a half. Oh, we had a that's a good number, man. Oh, ew. Ew.
Ew. Dirty world. Ew. Using the environment. Yeah.
Ringworm, man. Watch out. Pull over. Fuck over there. Where are you guys at?
Oh, is it the the the box over there? These. This is this is a good day when you can make an excellent movie in San Francisco. You can goo with me fucking out of a film. Back in '80 fucking films.
No permits needed. No permits needed. This is fucking This is like the set of, like, Rocky when he was working in the docks. It it's it looks like this in in the covenant at the end. Oh, yeah.
You said you said car explosions or building explosions? Yes. It's multiple car explosions there. Is that two? Yeah.
That was That was at least three. I'm counting two. Okay. Well, I think the oh, yeah. I can't remember what I picked there.
Both picked you over, so who gives a fuck? You don't give a fuck anymore explosions. Love the world. We're working on it. There's enough fucking, TNT in that car to put a hole in the world.
No. I think Leno dies? Oh, no. He gotta lift it all away. I think My little live.
Live. Little. Live. Live. Live.
I think he might die. No. Don't get little. Oh, get out of the way. It's gonna make it more personal for her.
Are you sure? Revenge film or revenge film with Strada? He said they all keep dying. I think he's gonna be there for, like, the pseudo comic relief for, like, the guy's buddies, like, the He's too funny to die. Like, out.
He's the white owl pal. He's a white owl pal. I told a joke. Told a joke. You couldn't make me laugh away.
What a breath mint. Defer my wife. I don't even have a wife. Go. Bag it big time.
Justin, I need you to find me the soundtrack, please. I need to play this every time I drive my car. Woah. That's a bit dangerous. Right there.
That's what it is. Drive down sidewalks. That's all I wanna do. Let me listen to it and hit a whole bunch of people. Being the shit out of these cars.
These cars are getting murked. This is this is, see, this had this had to crawl so fast and furious could walk. Oh, exactly. This is how this is where French Connection was like, we we we've done something. We've we've created a genre.
We've created the genre. We've done it. It's a car chase. Ladies and gentlemen, we got them. We got them.
Oh, another one. Oh, that was a shit butt. Spot. That was a great one. Dude, that guy got hurt.

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I got hurt. They're not playing no games. They don't give a fuck. Get the guy in his neighborhood. Yeah.
They're get his motorcycle helmet on it. Oh my god. That guy was on fire for real. That was a stunt and a half, man. That might be the best that we've seen in a while.
That went the wrong way. Yeah, man. I think it was an accident. Oh, shit. Fuck it.
We can't afford to reshoot that. Oh, fuck it. He's dead. Who cares? Fuck it.
Oh, remember that movie when the guy got rid of her by the ATV? Not choose that. Have I seen this? Erika Shaw just killed that fat Albert character. I think his name was ringworm.
It looked just like the fucking what was the fat Albert character with the wrist? Oh, I'm looking it up. It looks just like him. It's fucking add on. Oh, he's got the I shot the produce guy.
Who's the what the first what movie to watch? This is good movie. What? He's dead. Slow down movie.
That guy is dead. Wait. Three people died right there. Well, he was about to throw an orange out of it. He got pissed up.
He got shot. He shot the produce, man. He was like, hey. Bradley Cooper shot him. Yo.
This movie's wild, son. We're we're only, like, 20 in. I know. We have a we have so much more to go. Jesus.
So much death. Well, it could get really boring from here on. Okay. The that Albert character's name was dumb Donald or Mushmouth. I'm going with Mushmouth.
He looked like Mushmouth. Mushmouth. Yeah. Because he had the, the the Fucking hat, man. Chat.
Yeah. That was amazing. Anyway, back to this guy wearing a star thing door. Not terrible, Ken. It's a little chilly in there.
Well, he's a bad sign. His laser at the correct temperature. Get a kid's little warmer. That's bad dubbing right there. That's bad dubbing.
Pretty bad dubbing. Okay. We'll give we'll finally Anytime that guy speaks No. I I we can't do it over and over. Oh, yeah.
The most care of it. Because it's gonna be bad all the time. Mayor. City Hall. Confidential.
Citizens. You spoke to citizens. Citizens is rough. Why do you think this guy is doing what he's doing? He hates the world.
What he's doing? I think he just he's just speaking to mad scientist. Just He's like Elon Musk. He just said fuck it. He he completed all the main campaign, and he's just like side quest.
You know? Side quest time, baby. I'm going to become a fan. This is a good sooner. Soundtrack.
Give me this soundtrack immediately in my veins. Look at it. Look at this guy. It just it just cuts their Estrada delayed at night driving his car Yeah. With the windows down.
If it cuts him right now, I'm gonna fucking lose it. I need a fucking cutscene. Gotta find this man. I think we're gonna get in the cutscene. Oh, wait.

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Wait. Wait. Wait. Do it. He's he's definitely behind the wheel.
Do it? Come on, Pete. Oh, wrong guy. Wrong guy. Oh, it's limited.
It's it's a it's like Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Oh, it's still good.
No. It's still good. I don't know. That doesn't make sense. Why you called the shot.
He almost called his shot. This movie takes itself too seriously because he gives he he gave him the thing to take to City Hall. So they're showing him to drive at City Hall. Yeah, man. And he's gonna stop at missus Fields cookies.
Missus Fields. You have time to stop off and get some cookies? No. Get the fucking letter to the We have to we have to get it to the citizens. You drove that far for a mailbox?
He's just He's gonna mail that anywhere. No. We didn't you're gonna put in your own mailbox. You just it? Yeah.
See that? He's just like He was like, that was a great scene. Just like the old Yeah. It was getting I'm getting hot and heavy without music. Oh, jeez.
I want the soundtrack, man. I want that music. Some good shit right there. I'm looking that up. I'm looking up the the soundtrack for Light Blast.
Not a lot. I don't look it up first. I don't think I'm light blast. Mine. You never know.
It could be Mine. It could have a pressing somewhere. I might use it. Don't fucking fuck with me. Pete, you wanna know some trivia about this movie?
Please. Eight stuntmen were seriously injured in terms of filling this I think we saw one of them. Due to the lack of safety regulations. I don't think they give a fuck about safety. No.
That's a four little word to them. Mhmm. Only in Italy, though. No stunt people were hurt in San Francisco. Because you have no right now.
Yeah. They have rules. We have rules to stunts man himself. That's what my cat think he that's what my producer keeps telling me. Italy's like, mama mia.
He fucking got a kid. He's on fire. Film that shit. K. The music heard mostly throughout is actually based upon another Italian film.
Oh, yeah. The Atlantis and oh, what? Put it on the list, bitch. I know what you just found was probably a gold mine. Put it on the list.
The poster is incredible. The poster I'm looking it up. What is it called? Like Raiders of the Lost Ark mixed with, like, Rambo. What's it called?
The Atlantis what? Atlanta the Atlantis, I think. I don't I don't think I wanna tell anybody about this. Here, I'll I'll send you the I gotta see this now. The Google.
Because I I might we might use this for something. Let me click this. 1983. Oh, wow. What is it called?
Oh, I almost said the title. I'm keeping it from this side. I mean, you get sass. They're gonna look it up anyway. No.
No. People kids, we're keeping this we're keeping this stumb. Alright? We're keeping this stumb. I'm looking for this.

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Say, what is it called? Atlantis I. Am I looking for this? I. I'm not gonna not not the letter the the second word starts for the Well, it's called actually, it's called the Raiders.
Of the Atlantis. Nice. Oh. I think of the Atlanta. Yeah.
I kinda want them. I think we might have stumbled upon something. You might have found something. So that whole score is being used for this movie. Oh, please.
I can't I can't wait to watch that movie and hear the exact same music. I think Somebody's swimming in Atlanta. I think Italian composers were just in high demand, and they're like, oh, we're gonna find the next fucking Mar Marconi. And so they just, like, if I if I play my music in enough of these movies, I will be Marconi. I'll I'll become him.
Single wife You become him. The singularity brought us together. You gotta love when you look at the Google result for this, and it's like people also search for the house on the edge of the park Yeah. As well as jungle holocaust and cannibal holocaust. So Oh, lord.
Right on my alley. Zion movies. This guy's hair is fan fucking tastic, by the way. He's a pretty fucking good. Oh, no.
Why? No. We got our boob. I like how everybody's shooting everybody with, like, a silenced revolver. I like it.
Have you heard of the silence? Just shooting them, you know, which is nice. Yeah. Right. You know, it's kinda loud.
Where's the last place in a silenced revolver? I don't think that gun exists. It's like the shotgun from no But there's lasers in this too, so who the fuck am I supposed to be? Who knows? Who the fuck?
There's a laser blaster. Yeah. Yeah. She went she had Planters peanuts too, man. She went down hard.
You don't shoot a woman that has Planters peanuts. You don't shoot titty. You don't shoot Were they Planters peanuts or the Planters cheese balls? Oh, I mean, the cheese balls. I just saw Planters.
I figured it up peanuts. Check that lady out with Oh, it's cheese balls. There you go. Was this was this Cheese balls. Okay.
Was that the old lady who was the old lady in the movie, The Mask? Can you look that up? We're looking it up. Oh, in the hallway? In the hallway.
It's, like, it's That's what she kinda she looked kinda like had the same vibe. But the fucking hair curlers and everything, She's a little bit older, like, nine years after this. So it's just like a bed and then kept casting her in the same outfit? Maybe. She made her whole career off of a lady in curlers.
I'm never taking this outfit off. Nancy Fish, is it? Yeah. I think it's Nancy Fish. I think it's her.
Is it her? Is it? Hell, yeah. Kiss kiss bang bang. She's like of his ass?
Holy shit. Bang bang. The fucking, hair curlers gave it gave it away to me. Matthew, you pull that out of your fucking Beethoven, Exorcist three. Of course.
Exorcist three. He's in a shit ton of movies, actually. Hell, yeah. Good for her. He's a parent trap three.
Well, you know, I can't win them all. What is your Howard the dog. Three. I don't know. I didn't know I had one yet until I just said it.
It's existence, boy. Really fucking grabs my gears. Parent Parent trap three. Now do we call this a car chase or just like a car? It's kinda like a slow chase, like in way of the gun.
Remember in the alleyway when they were So are we counting are we counting this as a chase? Kinda like they're following you. I need I need a chase. I need hard core. Little hardcore.

(04:55):
He's following them. It's a little bit of, like, a wrecking wheel. Car follow. It's about to turn into a chase, I think. It's about to turn into yeah.
It's like, I'm gonna outrun this cocksucker. I think we're gonna have to get Nancy, fish on the the podcast. Here we go. Chase going. Let's go.
Now we're chasing. Oh, no. Nope. Not even a chase yet. Oh.
Oh, I I owe it like a like a he faked them out. He faked them out. They still chase he's chasing them. He's chasing them. He's fall he's still following them.
But he was he's he you if you scratch, your tires, you're chasing, bro. I don't think so. Because he's still going at a pretty normal pace. I wanna see a gas station. I wanna see You can't have a fucking chase scene with music like this.
I feel like I wanna fuck, not chase. I I wanna fuck in this chase. Let me fuck in this chase. I wanna fuck in the car while they're chasing each other. Oh, he's gonna take another car.
Oh, see. This is not a chase. This is like a, a He took he took Bruce Willis' car from blow fiction. He did. Is it?
I thought it was the Hugo. It's built for economy, not speed. That's speed. He breaks the window with a gold bar. Damn.
That was a gold bar. That was gold bar. Man, I didn't realize how the eighties were so just, you know, okay with this. Whether Ricky getting into a white woman's car like that. He just got into her car and was like, can you guys follow?
It's San Francisco, Justin. A little it's a little wiser time. He just pulled the zipper down and was like, hey. See, how many cars this guy get into? He's chasing on foot.
This is a chase, man. Super extra. He's following him. It's a chase. It's okay.
Okay. Funeral directors. Go to a funeral director. Funeral director's own. I don't know what the Funeral directors?
They got bad boys too when they're putting the, e in, side of the box. The the bodies, man. The e in the bodies. The Chevy, real There's a real real weird fucking fish. That's a ghostbuster car.
Big fucking eyes, but a good fish. Good fish. Look at your peoples. How am I supposed to how am I supposed to look at my people? He's on a motorcycle.
That he's he's using nine vehicles in this. He always a lot. I should've counted how many vehicles How does he gonna get home? Uber. Before there was Uber, there was Eric Estrada.
Eric Estrada. Eric Estrada will be able to stop any vehicle. Around the town, and Eric Estrada will just some way somehow just jump into your vehicle. Yeah. Take him around the block.
Yeah. You just hold down on the d pad, and Eric Estrada appears with a car and picks you up. That's not you do not live in Great Davano. He has to. Oh, he found a clue.
Two and two together. Who said he was just a stupid highway patrol cop? I wanna see this guy get arrested. And Eric Estrada gets some, like, really racist white cop be, like, pulling him over. Yes.
Oh, I'm a cop. I don't trust you. It's a big badge, kid. Where'd you find that badge, boy? I'm gonna call ice, boy.
Oh, he's lockpicking. Oh, nice. Somebody who also lockpicks. So I I had to break it to you. This might be the greatest soundtrack we've ever heard for a film since Miami Connection.
I'm just gonna put it out there. This? It's hot, man. It's good, man. This is good shit.

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What do the kids call it? It's, It slaps. Chill? It's, Slaps, man. Yeah.
It's It's shits. A banger. This shit is a banger. You think it's a dead body, a real dead body? You think it's just an actress?
Yeah. I don't know. We're gonna find out real soon. And the rules, man. They killed somebody five five minutes ago.
Alright. For real? He's got some greatness here, I didn't realize. This might be the best soundtrack we've had in the movie since, Action Jack last year. Oh, I forgot about Action Jackson.
You're right. You're right. That's a good sound. Action Jackson is a fucking that's a You think he's gonna pull a, it's me. I don't know.
I'm lost. Oh, beautiful. Oh, stereotype. Not stereotype. Like he's a mortuary assistant.
What are you doing in here? I don't know. I was trying to find a body man. I knew Chad. Daredevil, and he did the same thing.
Charlie Cox did his real accent. It was like a super super Irishman. Oh, yeah. That oh, that, yeah, that episode in the bank. Yes.
I I've got the I've got the gold or whatever it was like. I said, oh, yeah. I forgot. He's fucking is in a new movie where he has a English accent, and I just can't, I can't wait to I can't. I can't.
It goes in and out, it looks like. That was So is so is so is his career. And he's just trying to get back into the groove, maybe. He's got a lot of makeup on Erica Stratton. Let's put it out there because he's not that Well, he's in a funeral home.
Yep. Exactly. He just got they thought he was dead. Just got him bombed, dude. Come on.
Everybody thought his career was dead, but it's been resurrected. It was him that was it. He was it. He's trying to you think he's whitening his skin with the He's trying to, like, hide the, the facial hair. Oh, what the fuck?
He looks like the the zombies from, George Romero's This scene looks like something out of fucking dawn of the dead day of the dead. About to pipe them. Woah. Feel about to release a pipe. Lose a pipe.
You know what I'm saying? Hey, man. Yeah, man. He's like a the whole episode. Yeah.
He's like Garth Merengue a little bit here. Yeah. A little bit. Come on. You're a woman.
Aid. Woman. You're not a talk to? You're a woman. You're a woman.
Hi. You're a woman. Dead eyes. Those dead eyes, you never trust a man. You never trust a man with a mustache like that.
Never. Uh-oh. Oh, that's We forgot caught. Oh, no. This come on.
Oh. I thought it was gonna be a guy with a girl with, like, big jugs. I thought that you're thinking bad boys too. You're thinking bad boys too. Yes.
I'm thinking of oh. Oh, shit. Bad choreography. Yep. This is my biggest fear of dying, having Erica Shaw look at me naked.
Oh, I thought you were gonna say get beat to death with a pipe by a nun. Or by a nun? Oh, he's whooping the shot. That's my sexual fantasy. Oh, no.

(05:37):
Oh, no. That's a horrible pun, man. Twice? Twice. He's balls.
He's whooping this shit out there. Could take the fucking nut nut Well, most people aren't dead, so she has to kill him. Yeah. Gotta make sure you're dead before I put you on the the slap. Grandpa looks like Bruce's Bruce's wife and last boy scout, by the way.
I love the coloring of them. Cool. Shit. He's such a shit. Would be.
He never do that. Could never do that today. No. Oh, wow. Ham.
That was kinda cool. That was kinda cool. This was awesome. The gunshots in this, the Oh. Silent revolver.
Silent revolver. That's my signature gun. Oh, these Italians. But, oh, yo. Shoot the foot.
Nope. Oh. Oh, yeah. Yo. This movie's wild.
Is there a sequel in this? This movie's wild, son. No. These are these are the type of movies that need sequels. You make it once and it's like a predator.
Seriously just, like, embalming a person, and she's, like, nose fighting. Variety, she's got she's carrying a weapon. She's a bad she was a bad person. I just think she was just a got a good job there. Be careful of the zombies coming back to life.
You know? You got a little zombie. You never know when thought Eric Ostrada was a zombie. He's got the Georgia mural white face paint. Exactly.
If you saw somebody green coming at you, what would I'd shoot him too. I'd shoot him. I'd kick him the balls I'd kick him in the dick in the dick twice. It hit a whistle pipe. Take no Kermit the Frog.
I've seen the corpses get shot with bullets and stuff. Yeah. That was kinda cool. A lot of them. That was a that was a better shootout scene you've seen in since the killer.
Since, like, you know, a lot of action movies are out now. Yeah. But seeing seeing them punch a woman like that in the face. Yeah. Even you could never do that today.
No. I mean, you could. You just We choose not to allow it. You'll get you'll get yelled at. He's got a he's got a gym pulled off.
This thing he said he could bring something like this back, and people would go fucking ape shit over it. Hell, yeah. You would. Like You know, a hard boiled fucking costume. Mad scientist with a laser weapon.
Yeah. If they can facial expressions. They can fucking make Minecraft something. They can make this something. Don't worry.
He's like, what's the actor that's, in in, Eastbound and Down, the the the best friend? Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck. Not really. I don't know what's his name?
Dickie? Right. Dickie. Like, the the actor. He kinda looks like Jay Leno and him kinda like, because he has, like, this face.
Long face. Why is a long face, That guy's ever seen the blooper reel with that guy? He is fucking hilarious. That dude is funny. He's in the, he's in the new season of, Righteous Gemstones.
Really? Yeah. He's also in What? What? What?
That damn TV show that I on NBC that I What? Stupid Saint Dennis? Keep watching again, and I just Stop it, Justin. I don't know why. I'm hoping that it gets funny.

(05:58):
But he's in a gotta. I know. Well, does this guy have a cheetah belt across it? He said he wasn't gonna hit me again. I know.
Yeah. I I just Get help, Justin. Want to feel something. He makes me feel the back of my hand, bitch. That's what that's what Tina told Ike.
I just wanna feel something. I just wanna feel something. Really the odds are Erika Strad has baseballs from do or die still in his pocket, and he used them in this movie? If if they got motif, like, the Estrada motif, I'd love that. Exploding baseballs.
It's all part of the Estradaverse. Estradaverse. He looks like he's a mentally challenged person dressed He's got a dressed up as an adult. He's got a ball. Yeah.
He's like He's a goofy ball. I'm gonna solve this case. I'm gonna in a different movie. This case, Eric. Eric is in a drama sci fi.
That guy's in a comedy, and I wanna watch it. It's kinda like, what, police what night police? Police for what's our favorite? What was that one called with a great joke that we always forget? Let's take that.
But how do you get a whiskey by which you're a fucker? Night patrol. Night patrol. The night patrol. The best joke ever.
That may be the greatest joke of all time. You fucker. Bring that guy back. The the the bag over his head. Yeah.
They they get to talk to you. Comedian. Right? Yeah. I don't know why he's just like a lot of What was the last, Eric Estrada movie we watched?
Do or die? Oh, do or die, man. Do or die. Yeah. K.
We got with a baseball. Remember? See, there were a lot of titties in do or die. Shit. Lot of fucking in memory.
There weren't that many deaths in do or die, though. No. Not many. But a ton of titties. Well, weren't they fucking up on a waterfall for, like, twenty minutes?
Yeah. They didn't. Yeah. They had to go back. I had to go back.
I had to go reset it a little bit. Before they were gonna yeah. Before they were they were sneaking into the building, they were like, this is a shocker. I don't know. Walk right there and fuck you.
Okay. Let's just get it out of here. Yeah. Started off with softcore porn. Yeah.
That's not a nice place to put your gun, man. You wanna what It's kind of a weird it looks like a it looks like, you know, when somebody's trying to hide is, like, the, the when they put the hat on and everything. Trying to make it look like a cob? Yeah. Is that make it like a coat rack?
Like, it's like a You're hoping that the bad guy shoots at it? He hit a coat rack. He's in the coat rack. Hair looks good, though. Oh, Casio fucking watch pussy.
Oh, he's got a jogging. He's got the jogging option. This is, like, a pre Apple watch. You're gonna hit lap on your ass. Watch out.
Yeah. That is the Dodge Ares or Plymouth Ares. I can't remember. Oh, is that is it it looks like a Dodge. The it's Dodge or a Plymouth.
I'm pretty sure it's a Plymouth, but I get you. It's got a Plymouth tattoo. That ass tattoo. Oh my god. That.
Right. Part of the fucking Cobra Kai. That guy's living a life, that guy. He's like Laingrove. I don't know what happened to that guy.

(06:19):
The devil's visiting you tonight. The devil gulps you tonight. I mean, clearly, the guy's dead, but let's see. Let's find out. Yeah.
I guess the car is man, do you think the what do you think? The car explodes? He's gonna he's Please don't kill Jay Leno. Gonna test the, the the new laser he's got that can do more than 12 clocks. That's not somebody else.
Yeah. He died in 2013. Aw. Well, there's no hope there's no hope for us then. Yeah.
Oh, there's a play. He did a lot of movies, though. Kinda like Bruce Campbell a little bit. Hey, Tim. Tom Selleck.
Look. There's a lot of people who look like a lot of people like this. You're casting because you look like a guy. Hey. You look like that guy.
He was a good guy. Get in there. Oh, he's a professor in physics. He went to the University of Florida. I don't think no.
I don't know. Yeah. That sounds like Florida. What's the USF? The United oh, the University of San Francisco, I guess, maybe?
San Francisco, probably. Yeah. Okay. Crazy hippie. That's the girl I punch in the face.
He's in, he's in Sinbad of the, seven seas with the with the Hulk. Oh, the, which one? For Regno, of course. Regno or with, Yeah. For Regno.
I think you're talking about, what's his name? What other Hulk is there really? They gotta play Bruce Banner, like, David Banner. Sorry. Oh, the back Bixby?
Bixby? Yeah. He's in a lot of movies that actually look pretty pretty fun to watch. So we meant to watch more of this guy's movie. This movie's fun to watch.
He's got the fucking hat again. I know. He's rewrote. Robert that. Hey.
Hey. Hey. I'm just waiting for, Sean Conner to drop by in a Ferrari. Fantastic. Oh, good, Sean.
I'm fucking the prom queen. I'm fucking the prom queen. There he goes. You go ahead. Yeah.
There you go. University of San Francisco. We're not allowed to shoot on campus, so long shots only, please. Yes. Exact establishing the the shot, please.
That take one a little bit longer. You would ever say, hey. Get out of here. Get the fuck out of here. Fucking.
Who the fuck are you doing? Damn Italians. I gotta think about it. Racist, but we we do your thing about it. Get out of here.
You got a bread we have bread in your hand. We just figured you were done. Bread. It's like, don't forsake me with a Frenchman. I'm an Italian man.
I'm an Italian. It's quitting time. Quitting a song? I don't know. It's quitting time.
It's called closing time. It's closing. I'm so white. Hey. It's 1985 Vivica Fox.
Kinda does look like her. Again, we're according to the fact, somebody Everybody looks like somebody somebody. Gotta look like Vivica Fox. I just want somebody to explain this hat. I just want somebody to explain it.

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I don't understand why. Stole it from, from Rock Hunter? From, Tim Robinson. He's the driving he's the driving crooner. Tim I'm the driving crooner, baby.
Jesus Christ. What the fuck is Colin Sarnard? This guy's awesome. I wanna this guy's amazing. He's, like, fucking not a care in the world while he's working out.
What a what a He's got the the cool heat music. He has a laser pistol. He's ripped. I wanna get ripped like this guy. I didn't get up there.
This guy when I grow up. Yeah. Be 80. What's gonna happen to this guy? Is he something really bad?
Oh, he's got oh, he's just leaving the money behind. Just leaving the money. He's a bag man. Okay. I'm not sure.
This guy's gonna die. Oh. Oh, it's Aaron Anderson's. Dumbledore from the Harris. Dumbledore.
Or is that the car from is that the car from Play Streets and automobiles, by the way? Oh, here we go. Up here. Oh. He too has a Casio with the job.
That, but, yeah, he does. This is my favorite Tom Selleck movie ever watched. Yes. I think I think well, I like Quigley Down Under. You would.
I think it's like I think it's like he just he just like Alan directed me in that movie. Tom, I think like, I shoot that. He does not say that. He oh, he just does it. He just does it.
What's worse? Saying it out while Hedergast speaking. That. I just shoot the aborigines, mister Figurge. The aborigines, missus McClain, and none of that I'm an exception of aborigines.
Americans, you should be more polite. Polite. Oh, don't kill the Americanies. Don't kill them. Don't kill them.
Please. Did he have, like, a really shitty, like, Austrian accent that was that? Well, not He was he he was he was, talking like, Hans. He talked the same way. Was he?
Okay. He talked Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
He was just visiting America. Like was this Hans in the Outback, essentially? Well, that haunted house. That guy looks familiar too. Again Everybody looks like somebody.
That guy looks really I'm like, what? Where where did I see this motherfucker? He he kinda has a Bruce Campbell look like this. Little bit. He's got, like, the, the thing going on.
Definitely the the the pump. The the jean kind of jacket ish looking thing. And Yeah, man. And, and dana. He will then.
Looks a look look a little ash. Ash light. Ash. Ash. Gotcha.
This is a microfilm. Here's a little here's a little trivia. So the Michael Caine evil mad scientist Yeah. Is the brother of the director of this movie. But A good casting because he looks fucking menacing as shit.
Yeah. They were, like, the top shit back in Italy, Actor wise. These guys? Yeah. Like, he's got a lot of great movies.
We're gonna have to we're gonna have to watch his Vietnam movie too that looks pretty amazing. Oh. See, that's the thing about these movies here. They're Italian. Some simplistic reviews goes to Italy.
Goes to Italy. This is what Justin brought back from Italy. He brought back I mean, what is it? Because This was the universe speaking. I did not even know any of that was possible.

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Well, what is it? Is next year the World Cup, here? It is. It is. Oh, see.
Next year, we're gonna have to definitely do some sort of I don't think it's gonna happen here, though. No? Oh. Then they they said it was. Right?
Yeah. It is. Yeah. 2026. But, I don't I don't know.
Something tells me it's not gonna happen. No. It'll it'll everybody's gonna be like, yeah. We're You gotta be paying the money. Yeah.
It's gonna It's gonna be like $19.32 all over again at the end of the day. Reversal. It's like, oh, we really don't wanna go to America. We're good. We're good.
We're good. It's like America's gonna win by defaulting. We're the best in the world. We made it. We did it.
We finally did it. Oh my god. Oh, hell yeah. Oh my lord. These stunts are wild.
That that bearded guy, you know, give a fuck. He didn't look He's dead. He's dead. Look like he's dead, guys. Yeah.
He's like Well, yeah. Well, now he's dead. Dude, I think that guy might be really dead. Really dead. I think that he's really died.
Is that Alcatraz right there? Not since Fury Road have I seen a bunch of stunts where I'm like, did they really just kill a guy? Yeah. These are legit stuff. These are the old these these are the older nothing.
Old, the good days. There was a hardcover right there. Nothing days. I'm pretty sure somebody died. Yeah.
That guy's fucking dead, man. I'm sorry. Just make it to Dennis Franz. You know, Dennis. The dog's like, kill me.
Kill me. Kill me. I thought that my man was gonna pull out a gun and shoot the cop. That's gonna be awesome. Probably.
Be like an explosive device that he gave him or something? Striker. Striker. What do I know about that? I don't know.
It's a German. He already struck her earlier in the scene. That That does not look like San Francisco, but it is. But it doesn't look like it, but it is. But it doesn't look like it.
Oh, deadline. Woah. Shit. Easy there. Finn from Star Wars.
What the fuck is this Bob in the shop for? What the hell? How are you and I, like, re Why are they re showing this? He's putting it all together. He sees he's solving this.
Oh, he's oh, he's still trying to put the pieces together. He's an inspector. He's the inspector. Like Tahoe. At this place.
Why are you doing it at your grandma's house? It's relocation. Okay. Mark, I'll come back. How they they they tune the music all the way up because it lowered everybody else down.
Yeah. Montage music is this is not important exposition at all. Don't worry about it. They figured it out. Montage music.
K. Let's go. NCO Marconi needs more money. Let's go. I think Tino Marconi I think the composer is a director too.

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He's like, that's Kyle's music sucks. Well, I think Eddie was like Eddie was like, I gotta fix this. I can't. I almost wanna count that as bad dubbing for a film. Like, having no audio for characters explaining dialogue was so bad.
They didn't an important plot device. Wait. Are they gonna are they attacking them right now? I don't know what they're doing. Be the case.
It's like Jason Bourne. It almost feels like the same scene. I don't know. Because they're way up high. They're like in an apartment building.
I thought there was some water on the side. And the random photos are killing me because it no. This this is like a there's like an earth shot, then there's like a womb Oh, they're back to talking. Okay. They they they skipped all of that because we didn't care.
The editor was like, I can't. I can't. Is that Anthony Star? Is that Anthony Star? Homelander?
This is what you call the g 21. I got a Casio. Don't worry. Don't worry. Mike, the time mix.
Like, right now He's going up, and they're gonna attack right there. One twenty one VPN is good. You're gonna get a hard boiled. There's a movie by John Woo called hard boiled where they, I think they're attacking my house. Yeah, Yeah, man.
Yeah. You were right. Yep. You're right. It it Oh, you're gonna kill Jay Leno.
You're gonna kill Jay Leno. No. Dude, use that really awesome scoid on his face. Get away from the window. Get away from the window.
Get away from the window. Get away from the window. Get away from the window. Get away from the window. Get away from the window.
Get away from the window. Get away from the window. Get away from the window. Get Yeah. Italians don't like to be near windows.
So I'm not sure if it's that. Could be from Poland. No. I'm just I mean Yeah. Maybe by the time.
Yeah. Good. He knows what's up. Oh, shit. Get down.
Get down, Jay. Get down. Stay down. Stay down. Yeah.
Yeah. We don't want I don't care about the girl. I don't care about the girl. I don't care about the girl. I killed the girl.
They killed his wife. Alright. Then you killed the girl. I was joking, dude. Universe.
You're the one that put her into the universe. I killed her, didn't I? I killed her. I picked Jay Leno over the girl, and it worked. Yeah.
Nothing like a movie that kills the love interest. Like You keep running into these movies, by the way. They keep running into these movies where love interest gets fucked. I think the most famous one that ever happened what was the most famous one where the The deadly ground or whatever? The deadly deadly Did it hit, like, raped her then killed her.
Raped her, like, the last ten minutes of the movie. And then the movie was like, we're done. Yeah. Oh, I wasn't action Jackson the same way too. Action Jackson killed the love of Sharon Stone.
They killed Sharon Stone. Yeah. Do you mean he have sex with her, and then he killed her? No. He was like he was like He had sex with her a little bit.
Coach said, turn around for me. Turn around for me, and he shot her down. Coach was like, no white wife of mine is gonna Yeah. Get down with a brother. You touched a black man.

(07:43):
Yeah. Oh, no. Nice. That guy got injured in real life too. Go in the water.
Go in the water. Go in the water. I fear for these dead guys. Toxic Avenger. It looks like the same slow motion and everything.
Having a star, some of the troubles are crack shot. Oh. I kinda feel guilty, guys. I'm gonna be dead ass. Yeah.
You made that. I'm not I I made that happen. Oh, no. Jay Leno. Jay.
Jay. He's okay. He's okay. He's okay. He's a bar mister.
By limited David Bowie with. I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it. It's both of them.
Hey. This guy looks like Gunther Estrada. He just can't get that guy. This is like his, unicorn. You're gonna kiss him too?
Dude. Yeah. When people are shooting, don't just stop and look at the guy. Yeah. You're gonna be shot in the back, bro.
You have no idea what's going on. When people ask you to keep shooting, you say yes. Yes. I think my wife's still warm if you, never mind. I gotta go.
Just keep don't ignore that. I'm thinking out loud. I got I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I apologize.
The things in my mind on my mind. But if you're having some, you know, you're a little bored, get some time on your hands. Oh, well, well, we have time. He's giving me Stellan Skarsgard Ronan vibes a little bit. Okay.
Maybe glasses. Bring him to glasses. You think they have one Casio on set and they just reused it? He rolls it around guy to guy. Because if the two of them fight at the end and he doesn't go, hey.
Nice Casio. I have to say very expensive in that video, guys. Very expensive. They like the Rolex of the Only, former physicians and Eric Estrada can afford Casio watches like this. You can see that.
Yeah. Jesus. I don't believe I made the guy the girl die. She had nothing to do with it. You killed her.
You got a saltwater battery. Jay Leno, but then for some reason, you went with her. You I I dislike Jay Leno more. You you hate women, apparently. I hate women.
That's Certainly does. I mean, I I cheer when he punched that woman in the face. I cheer when his girlfriend got murdered. How about chauvinist? Oh, yeah, baby.
Yeah, man. This is that that scene on that NES game that you're it's like the NES version. Yeah. Yeah. It's kinda like a Now you have to kill the mad scientist.
Bad news. Yeah. He had to he had to fight the guy who breathes fire out of his mouth. I'm bad. Yeah.
You have to get all the car parts Yep. Yeah. So you can ride your car to go get them. So The eighteen eighteen digit code to resume. Is that Jack Bauer?
Did I just say Jack Bauer? Little like little like Jack Bauer. A little cameo, a foot cameo. Lucas Govan's hair was way more teased back then. How many cars does this fucker got?
I know he's got the white Mustang. White Mustang. That is You left that at the gas station. Car. You know what I'm saying?

(08:04):
He stole that one for that other white lady. That is gonna steal a white. Riverside, motherfucker. Oh, fuck. They're getting away.
I have to get my bus to see if I can get a boat. Because my Mustang is Turned into a boat. He's gonna try jumping it? Please. Go ahead.
Fuck it. Just do it. Too fast. Too furious, baby. He's gonna try and get it get Tune it for family.
Into the side get the side of it and then hit around Matthew, that should be on a slant. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Just tune it for family, man. It's like, there's a big gap at the highway, Jack.
How much It's a gap in the road up ahead. It's a gap in the road up ahead. Fuck me. I gotta rewatch speed. I need everybody to get to the front of the whatever the fuck he says.
Arizona Wildcats. Dude, he's putting on a jacket. You know shit's about to get real. This is about to get real. Yeah.
This is not John Wick coat, bro. He knows he's gonna get shot a couple times. Yeah. This is like the the the scene in fucking predator two, DJ, where he's, like, loading up for the oh, yeah. He fucking gets the gun before he runs into the fucking building.
Yeah. Like, other signs say no parking clearly and he parks there. And he parks there, man. He parked a little to the left, man. Wonderful.
Dick. He's doing a You are a dick. You should know the rules too. He was a cop. You're a cop, man.
God. God. I'm gonna ticket him. God. With the scene in Andor, yeah, episode three season one.
Season one. Second film, Stars Card. Funny you say that because, Jay Leno's character does voice for Star Wars Ewoks cartoon. Of course, he does. Why wouldn't he?
Hey. How about Ewok? Hey. Hey. Hey.
Hey. You guys heard about this? That's that's Vader heard about this? Is it like a Ewok with, like, a really big kid and a bunch of, like, scratches and scars. It's an Ewok mat, and there's a guy through a left of the Ewok with a guitar.
He keeps just throwing it to him. Tony knows his name. In the tonight's your name. Stop me if you heard this one before. Oh, well, Bill Clinton is a presser.
Yep. Yep. Have heard about this error. But this Apparently, he smokes cigars in the other hole. Oh, Kevin, take us home.
Kevin, play the bass for us. Dude, the bad guy knows he's there, and he's tormenting with him. He's so cool, this guy. He's cool. You you know, he reminds me he does have more of that Stellan Skarsgard from Ronan.
He's got the Ronan Stellan Skarsgard vibe, man. The it's the glasses, isn't he? He's watching my fucking VHS. G'day to mind. You have a beautiful mind.
Think is that robots or something gonna come after him? Like, if he has to turn on I guess, like, you know, you know Optimus Prime or something. The the transformer's gonna attack him. Maybe the he'll turn it on and, like, the whole thing will just go into the air. Sokovia.
Maybe it's a giant mag that's gonna pull the gun out of his hand. Maybe. It's it's the end of, Resident Evil three. What about Resident Evil two. One of those other peoples.
They're fighting with all the, old stuff everywhere. Money. Money is important in civilization. AudioTronics. TV.
He's making fuck robots? Yeah. It's Mike. I mean, I'm on his side now. My On his own My goal is to Dude, there's a video I fun.

(08:25):
You have to, like, do something on it. Susan Summers' husband is with this technology company that had rebuilt his wife using a robot and using AI. Oh. And it's so terrible. Oh my god.
And it's like, hi. I'm Susan Summers. I'm back. Oh, no. That's terrifying.
Yeah. You think I'm joking around with you, but this is a real fucking thing that happened. Oh my god. This is what we have in store for us. Then he, like, talks.
He's like He probably was like, I don't care what she look like. Can I talk to you? Like she's here. Yeah. And I'm like, the whole time I'm going, you just wanted to fuck that thing.
Wanted to fuck the robot, man. Let's make it look like Is it like su is it like Suzanne Summers, like, three scum blonde hair? Or is it like Suzanne Summers near death? Well, it doesn't really look like her face. It's like I want Suzanne Summers, like I would I would terminally ill Suzanne Summers.
Yeah. So you could have Suzanne Summers nineteen, like, 1972. No. No. No.
No. I want one or stage three? Near the end. I want stage three. Basically, can you guys, like, give me her corpse back?
Let me just take the Let's take the corpse. Like, no. We we burned her. We can't have the corpse back. It's like, well, goddamn it.
Do something. He took my car. Oh, he stole his Mustang? No. I think it's a different car.
This is the I think it's a different one. Oh, it's a different, white, fancy. Watch out. Magnum. Yeah.
Magnum's No. Look, it'll bounce at you. Yeah. That's true. He shoots himself in the head.
Yeah. This is like a car this is his car, by the way. This is the car. Who is this motherfucker? Like He's cool as shit.
The whole the black guy said this is what we're calling. Time, we've been talking about somebody who looks like somebody else. Who does this guy look like? Well, who well, I don't know. What I say.
He the hair is amazing. The mustache is fantastic. That's a fucking jacket. I'll tell you that one. Yeah, man.
Yeah, man. Members only, bitch. The price of the gas these days Oh. We'll just see what his name is in the credits because I can't find them. Driving a Jag, by the way.
That yeah. That's a nice car. It's a very nice car. Jack Daniels. Jack Daniels.
Okay. Yeah. I'm down. Really big in San Francisco. It's like Marvel the Harley Davidson and the Marvel, man.
So this is like a I believe the weapon one meets the The beginning of Robocop. Yeah. They're getting a Batman, actually. I hope they get back to you shortly. Blown away and becomes a robot.
Sequel. See, the thing about the card. Hey, Estrada. Think about the future. On future.
About the highway. What? They've got Adidas on. That's got cool shit. Got a AR 35 on the highway.
That's the Keith or Sutherland card. Yeah. They got a lot of people. Will be even more awesome about this movie if if they use live ammo. They probably did.

(08:46):
These guys are dead, Matthew. They're all dead. We can't afford fake ammo. You can't afford fake There's a lot of shot a vest. Seven?
Yeah. Fun fact. Seven actors were shot in making us. Only in Italy, not in America. Only in Italy.
Watch your back. Watch your back. Oh, it's the vest. You called it. Oh, yeah.
That vest is not stopping that, by the way. Well, it's just 35. You're you're gonna you're in a coma. It's gonna hurt you. Coma.
Oh. Fucking spine, though. Yeah. Yeah, man. He's fine, though.
You you'd be paralyzed if he shot you three times in a year, but he fired you. Carrying this film on his back, literally. Literally. I don't know. I could you could take him out and be okay.
Yeah. Everybody else is cool. It's cool. Yeah. I like all the actors in this Yeah.
The supporting actors are kinda fun, actually. Oh, I heard. See, what's gonna happen with with the with the with the silence? Woah. Run.
Run. You're dead. Dead night. Where's Jay Leno? Jay Leno.
If he shoots him and the and the bullet bounces back up, he's very upset about that. Laughing. I will be It's like That's something that would probably would happen. Please. He's gonna shoot right through it.
Oh, he had a gun. Don't hesitate. Thanks for the advice. No more great pal. What are you going, Aaron?
Alright. Question. Yeah. Do you think he's gonna defeat this guy with a gun or something else? Because I think it's gonna be something else.
With some rod. He's gonna be, like, steam or something. I think he's gonna do something with the, weight. Is it like in what do you call it? They're Propane?
They're in the what do you call it? Like, the rotating room? The generator. The generator. Something with the generator.
Or is he just gonna blow the building? I think he's gonna blow the building up. He just wants to get through the wall. Oh, that's what he wanted to do? That's all he wanted to do.
I feel like he's gonna use something. Maybe he's gonna run him over with a car. Oh. Or no. He's not no.
He's gonna blow up in a car, the bad guy. He's gonna explode in the car. Watch out. You run under a fucking oh, you're about to get fucked. Oh, no.
He's about to get crushed. How did he get there? He's fucking badass. What are you talking about? That's when you this is when you get out of the car.
Oh, he can't get out. Not being so casual. Get out of the car. Break that. Go through the window.
Go through the window, asshole. You do anything but what you're doing right now. Oh. To literally everything else. You know, here's okay.
This guy, he reminds me of, like, Billy Drago a little bit. A lot of the eyes definitely got Billy Drago eyes. The mustache and the hair is like Yeah. This is Ryan O'Neal. What's throwing me.

(09:07):
It's the Ryan O'Neil hair. Yeah. Driver. Is that driver? Oh, that's, what was the one he did when he was a he was, like, it was what Drive is based on?
Poop? Was that was that Ryan O'Neil, or was that, Jack Johnstone? No. No. No.
No. No. He he did a the drive is based on a movie, the the Ryan Gosling one. Ryan O'Neil's in one as well. Like, James Caan's in thief, and I think it's called Ryan O'Neil's in a movie called driver.
I was gonna use the gas. I don't know. Oh, he's gonna blow him up with the gas. But, yeah, driver is, what drive is based on a little bit. Oh, that's not good.
Oh. Oh, you can get out of that. You can get out of that. You got it. Get out of that.
Just get oh, no. I don't I'm not buying that. No. You could've gotten that. I'm not buying it.
Aw, that beautiful hair. That was kinda wack. No. You could've cut off better than that. Bothered me.
It's like he shot okay. He ran over the gas, shot the gas, and it immediately went on a fly. What you what you needed was a a shot of some water shooting. Take yeah. Exactly.
Like, shoot shoot after the water. Yeah. He goes, ah, like that. It burns his eyes. It, like, distracts him until Yeah.
Yeah. Then he falls out, then you shoot him. Maybe you shoot him, and he's already should've done the movie. Damn it. Damn it.
Go back in 1985 and fix it. How are we supposed to take this movie seriously if they don't do the thing It's on a bus. After they use lasers. Okay? Zenith's magic school bus?
You might be. I think they're gonna go into somebody's Uranus. It's good to go to the bad guy's Uranus? Yeah. He's gonna use a shrink gun.
This is where the piss is where the poop comes out of. The shrink on. This is Frizzle White talking to us about poop. Please don't reference Uranus and Magic School Bus, please. The Magic School Bus.
Something illegal is about that. We're we're definitely gonna get a copyright strike. Yeah. You guys mentioned matching school buses in the episode where they went into a butthole. Like, sorry.
They did. Why'd you say butthole, sir? Oh, b h. Why? He's stealing that.
He's stealing that vehicle right now. Yeah. Oh. Stealing the vehicle. We're about to get another chase, aren't we?
Yeah. We're about to get another fucking chase, aren't we? He's a really good one too. He's stealing a dune buggy or whatever it's going. He's got high heel shoes, by the way.
Oh, he's does. He needs at least six six six, seven inches. Six more inches. It's like, I'm I'm up to five ten of these babies. Five nine.
Good thing to keep the keys in there. It's Eric Estrada. Did Eric Estrada just steal our race pawn? We'll tell the insurance company was this another black guy. Yeah.
I think it's I don't think he hears you anymore, asshole. What the fuck you doing? What you doing? Car chase, ratchet, put on a board. Yeah.
I feel like I've heard this song before. This is, like, familiar. In my dreams. This is, like, the openings opening theme song of, like, it like, black Hollywood squares. Welcome to squares.

(09:28):
John Rickles. Eric Estrada. Eric Estrada. From TV's chips. Rip Torn.
Hey. Who is the center square all the time? What's his name? Whoopi Goldberg. Who is the center square?
Fuck. The flamboyant. When she bought the show, like Super flamboyant. Oh, fucking, that guy fucking Betsy Ross? No.
That Betsy Ross. Oh, that Betsy Ross. Betsy Ross? Really? He's alive?
What's his name? I forget his name. Fuck. I'll look it up. Yeah.
Okay. We're gonna be pissed when we, I'm putting Hollywood Squares Gay guy. Blakely? Something like that? Gay guy.
Hold on. Came up immediately. His name is Paul Lind. Paul Lind. Oh, Paul Lend.
No. I thought there was another guy that was it was Paul Lind, but there was another one too. Wasn't Taylor definitely. There was another guy who was on a I was with gay characters. Yeah.
True. Too. Just get to get that algorithm. Well, good for you. Oh, I'll My shit's already fucked.
Center Square. I think sometimes he was Center Square. Paul Lin If Paul Lin was the big Paul Lin is the Center Square here. Hold on. He's the big flamboyant.
Bill Schreiner. Something Lauderdale? Dwight Lauderdale? That's I wish it was and Bishop at Dwight Lauderdale. Bishop at Dwight Lauderdale.
That's a Florida reference, kids. You wouldn't get that. You guys wouldn't get channel ten news. No. You sure it's not Paul Lynde?
No. It wasn't Paul Lynde. He had a longer name. Oh, I know what it is. Jim j Bullock.
Jim j Bullock. Yes. J fucking Bullock just came to me. When you said longer name, it was like, wait. Wait.
I remember now. Yes. Jim j Bullock. I told you. There's another guy.
You're right. Jim j Bullock. Now we can live. We can live the rest of our lives now. Square.
Jim J. Bullock. Hi, guys. Hi. Jim J.
Bullock. He was like the, what's his name from, match game 76. The, Oh, guy. Another fucking show. Another guy.
Obviously, watching a lot of Classic Concentration with Alex Trebek, four Jeopardy. Goddamn it. Yes. The good old Dave Dave Show Network. The good old Dave Show.
Some good cinematography in that chase right there. Not bad. I still don't what's the purpose of this freight this, barge? This barge is doing what? The laser the laser on it?
Yeah. He's got the laser on it. So he's gotta get he's gotta get to the barge so he can blow up San Francisco. Is that it? This is a crazy chase that they really did, by the way, because it's a real highway.

(09:49):
Yeah. They didn't go just, like, it was anything. And I think I was the one driving it for real. Oh my god. Yeah.
The barge is, like, it's, like, mobile now. Like, they could, like, go out to sea and, like, use it against the city. Nice. Yeah. Because, like, it runs off of, like, seawater or something.
Yo. Look at that turn. This fucking is damn holy shit. Folsom Prison Blues. Holy shit.
Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy fuck. Yo, guys. Is it a jump it?
Jump it. Shit. I don't I don't think that's how it works. How's that work? Shut up.
Let me enjoy my shit. Let me enjoy that thing. He's got a jump, brother. Physics? I got for the jump.
There wasn't a ramp there. There was brothers. You you had a mushroom, Matthew. You did the math mushroom. He's going he's going.
He coulda did it like that if there was an accident. Oh my god. Did he kill the guy? Did he kill the guy? Wee.
He might. Oh. Oh my god. The other guy killed the other guy. Yo.
This movie's this movie's already a 10 for my Oh my god. Is this guy dead? Is he really dead? I mean, he had the red light too. That guy should went right through the red light.
Oh my god. That guy's injured. He's I don't wanna count that as a dead body because that I thought he should be. He's not gonna walk again. I can tell you that.
Like, let's paralyzed count before. Flip a if I I would flip a coin. Flip a coin. Let God sort it out. You know what?
A guy probably died in real life, so we're gonna put it on the board. Internal injuries. He didn't make it. He didn't make it off the streets of, what what's your favorite city of Florence? He didn't like Florence.
He liked Bologna. Oh, Florence is his favorite. That's where he loved. That's where the dead bodies for this film are. Oh, god.
Watch out. There's so many people in the way. Like this bending guitar. This This this chase is really good, by the way. It's very good.
It is way better than it's supposed to be. Say this movie actually is good. I like this film. It's solid. It's a solid picture.
There's not really a lot of holes you could poke at this film. I can poke a shitload of holes, Matthew, but we're gonna ignore those holes. Like, unironically. Oh, okay. Damn.
This is a really good shape. I like that car too. I want that Jag. I like that I like that car. I like this dude buggy.
That guy's just casually driving again, like, a Smiling too. Smiling, having a good old time. Fucking Erica. Shrut. How fucked he ever done?
Eric Estrada, he's gonna he's he's gonna get his car, I think, onto the barge, and then Eric Estrada is gonna jump to get him to the car. Too fast, too fast. Oh, shit. Oh my god. That guy's like, thank god I'm not dead yet.
Oh, no. Here, I'm here to kill you. What the fuck? Yo. Yo.

(10:10):
Yo. Jump in the car. This is like a episode of the a team. This is great. This is fantastic.
Carnival cruise line. You think he's gonna use this car to jump it? Like, he's gonna go up his car? Oh. I think he's gonna, like, get on, like, agile.
Until, like, maybe I don't know. Because because he's gonna plank. He's gotta kill the bad guy. He's gotta kill the The barge is gonna blow up or I was kinda hoping he's gonna kill the laser. Jumping shit.
I don't know. Because he just jumps everything. He's like, oh, fuck. You're getting away. Jump.
You gotta jump it, Eric. You gotta jump it. You gotta jump it. Yeah. Come on.
Too fast and furious. Let's do it. Gotta jump it. Gotta you got to. You should go like this.
Fuck off everything. Wait. I wish you guys got He should get started doing push ups or something like that. He says working under the deck? Yeah.
Fuck you, friend. Fuck you, asshole. Hey. Get the laser ready to rock. Oh, no.
It's yeah. Like you said, Justin. Try to have that salt water. Gotta use the salt water. Always Hey, baby.
Oh, how's he how's he gonna save the city? He's gonna jump out of the laser back. Is he gonna He's gonna use the card and The car is gonna dive into the laser. Yeah. And he's gotta jump out just in time.
Oh my god. Maybe not. I don't know what he's doing. Should've got a car jumps. Oh, he he oh.
Oh, he's Oh, no. Oh, yay. Oh, what a smart move by Eirik Estrada. I don't think he meant to do that. But Yeah.
He did. Oh, no. He's gonna hit the guy. But it's gonna hit Erika Strada. Oh my god.
It's gonna hit it's gonna hit, Stellan Skarsgard. Oh. There were a lot of people on this boat. He had a lot of henchmen. Yo.
Watch out, Stellan. Oh, no. It's oh, Goldfinger. No. The Cassio.
This is Cassio that killed him. To see him die. Yeah, bitch. It's over. Yeah.
You've been faced, you fuck. What a Face off. In and out. In and out. Came out.
I'm done. Yeah. Movies are over. Yo. I got I got I got stuff to do, bro.
I gotta go. Yeah. I got to go. He's filming he's filming on the other island over there. Damn.
Yo. Good stuff. That was good, Jake. What can you yeah. You can't say anything bad about this movie.
I got nothing, man. J Little lived. I I I wanted to did live. Girlfriend got murdered. He didn't even get their Wife, I think.

(10:31):
Was it his wife or his girlfriend? Whatever. She's dead. Shit. Shirt with her face on it.
Fuck off. She got pregnant, David. How many kills did we get in this one here? Shitload of kills. You just killed five guys right there.
I don't know. And all and all San Francisco had to do is pay 10,000,000. They paid more than that. It's mentally, physically, emotionally. Who was the bad guy?
Who was that bad guy? There really wasn't a bad guy. Just don't know. Like, none of the Vega that we liked. Yeah.
We don't know what his name was. He doesn't like nameless. I wanna find another movie. So Lazers were the bad guys we met along the way. Yeah.
Because the IMDB just has random, like, listing of actors with no names and no photos. I mean, I'd like to tell you, but all the credits are in Italian. So I'm So Italian. So we were close to the body count. Thirty nine.
What was the what was the what was the line? Thirty six and a half. Oh, that was a good number. Pretty good. Pretty good.
Pretty good. What about the car chases? There were three, and it was four and a half. Oh, fuck. I wasn't gonna count.
Even even if I counted the one that you insisted with the car chases, the car chases chases still on there. It was still on there. So We got a demolition derby, though. Won that one. You could well, I asked earlier about the you're like, oh, you're cool.
I I shot myself in the hand very quickly. Myself with the laser. I laser my hand. I didn't realize this movie ended on a freeze frame. Did you notice that?
Oh, I just realized that. I thought it was just going out to see. I just saw that. I thought I was still seeing, like, it moves. Oh, it's just oh, it was faded out.
Yeah. There you go. Film. That was a great film. I might keep this film.
Yeah. That's a watch this later. It was a blast. It was a light blast. It was a light blast.
Don't don't don't don't say that. Don't say that. Wow. It was a blast. It practically writes itself.
No. Don't. It did nobody wrote this. Somebody had to have somebody said the words. The editor literally blanked out the dialogue.
I'm like, no. I I can't I can't make people hear this. I can't make people hear this. They can't. Fucking awesome.
Yeah. I thought I thought it was all I thought it was gonna suck. No. I thought it was gonna be boring. There was no boredom in this movie whatsoever.
It was a it was a 25 oh, no. There's some action. It was eighty five minutes of, to go forward. Go, like, forward momentum for eighty five minutes. It was good.
What I do appreciate is there wasn't really a scene that just was filler. The one that was, they turned the music up. Yeah. There there was that. Maybe there was one more.
They fixed it, though. There was, like, one scene that had a little bit of filler. Oh, light blast is on YouTube, so feel free to watch it if you guys wanna watch it. I'm I'm watching watching it again because that movie was worth my time. I don't think I'd watch it again.
I'd watch it in a couple of years. Yeah. He said I I don't think I ever watch it again. I feel like if I forgot that it existed, it was like, remember that. You gotta rewatch the the opening again.

(10:52):
You're gonna be you're gonna compare every other movie we watch, the Light Blast. I'm telling you. Until the next one. Yeah. Until the next.
Yeah. We've we've got some some good ones and some misses. That's for sure. Yeah. We don't always have winners, but sometimes That might be one of the best we've seen in a minute.
Better ones in a while. I'd say that's probably the best one since, let's go through this. Oh, man. Oh, man. I love Jackson Jackson.
That was a while ago, though. I mean, I'm part I like sleepaway camp too, but that was because that was a fun one. Oh, took out was a long time ago sleepaway camp too. Sleepaway camp was last October. Really?
Yeah. She feels like it was forever ago. Oh, that was all Oh, that's when she had the fucking bodies in the fucking, the Yeah. All the bodies. Body in the Yeah.
Forget about that. Yeah. The hero and the terror. I don't remember the hero and the terror being all that great. I don't remember that one.
Fifty fifty wasn't bad. That was last It was good. No. No. Fifty fifty was fifty fifty was the last movie where we watched.
We were like, this movie's too good to be on the show. Yeah. Yeah. That was that was Weller and, Airplane Guy. Right?
Airplane Guy. That one had Good. That had everything they had. That was fantastic. Killing, explosion.
Dying. It was fantastic. It had coin flips. Coin flips, the color he lied because he wanted to cut be friends with his buddy or Yeah. Go battle his buddy, but he won the lot.
He just didn't wanna get the satisfaction that, you know, dude, that movie's good, man. Before that avenging force, I don't remember that being all that great. CIA code name, Alexa, I thought was good. That was Lorenzo Lamas, man. Yeah.
That was not And OJ murder assassins. Yeah.

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