November 20, 2025 • 52 mins
Welcome to something new but similar! We have watched the movies now lets watch the episodes that connect them. This is one of the greatest shows ever, ladies and hulksters, this is Thunder in Paradise Episode 3!
This podcast has the show, we have another one without the show
S1E3: Tug of War Spence and Bru must once again stop their arch-enemy Hammerhead who has gained control over a top secret naval device.
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(00:00):
Hey kids, there. There's a man that we honor
every year on November. His name is
Neil Breen. Welcome to Neil Breen.
He didn't stand on ceremony on that one. I know, I know
the thing about. You too, and I know it was going to go longer,
but let's just get into the movie. Yeah, let me. Let me. Let me just
(00:23):
say Neil Breed. We. We have first
timers who have never listened to anything we've ever done. We've had
Matt's birthday in October, DJ's birthday
in September. And now it's my birthday. And nobody
loves Neil Breen more than me.
(00:44):
And I know for you guys it is agony.
No torture. Ecstasy. I listen.
Slitting your wrists. I've listened. I've gone back and watched the previous
November podcasts with you two and I can see the life of
you two completely draining. So today I
(01:06):
have a. Definitely we do get one year older every time we do this.
I have a. I have a. I have a gift. It's like time passes
regularly. A gift for
you too. Since it's my birthday, I'm gonna give you guys. Wow. Oh.
A gift. And this is a gift of gift.
I don't think any of us thought we would be doing again.
(01:27):
Oh God. You said again. We have a long history here.
Ladies and gentlemen. It is Thunder in Paradise, episode three of the TV
show. To continue our first Thunder in Paradise movie that we watch which
is episodes one and two. I now have the complete series on dvd.
Oh and I legal purpose, I have to say. Dvd.
It's not dvd. Digital video device.
(01:51):
Video, video files. And we are going
to cliff able to now watch Thunder in Paradise episodes linking
our three movies together. Which are. Oh yeah, because it was a
show. It was a show and then they had. They had cliffhangers
and then they. The two episodes turned into a whole movie.
(02:12):
Yes. So this episode we will be watching
today is episode three of Thunder in Paradise TV show.
It takes place right after the first movie. But I don't think any of
the first movie has anything to do except for establishing characters characters to
today's. I gotta say I gotta. So we're not
(02:33):
watching a deal breeding. No, we are not. This is a gift for us.
Look how happy they have got. Just got. Look, look.
Thunder in Paradise.
Arrowhead. I can't believe that traitor was ever a Navy seal. I hope
it's Hammerhead. That way I can reach down his. Throat and rip his lungs
out. I'm just a stepfather and I filed papers to a doctor gallivant
(02:57):
around the Globe in that boat of yours, fighting criminals who want nothing more
than to snuff out your lives. Is that the environment in which you want
Jessica to be raised? No.
Sedaris is the mountaintop. But if we had to battle for
a number two, Thunder in Paradise is fighting. Kind of with Cynthia Rothrock
(03:17):
for number two on movies I love to watch. Yeah. So, I mean, at least
for me. And I'm the black guy who loves Hulk Hogan. Oh,
yeah. And there's not a single black person in any of these movies, I don't
think. No. No. Not even. Not even Virgil makes an
appearance. Yes, I. No. Maybe he will. Coco. Beware.
Beware is nowhere around. Nowhere. You know, I can't prove
(03:40):
this. I'm sure Hulk Hogan had something to do with the no black people thing.
I don't need them. Allegedly. Brother. Brother.
There's only one brother. Only one brother, bro.
So we only have a couple Neil movies left. It seems
like he's even lost his steam. I think somebody
(04:00):
got him. It's a bad economy. We got him. We got him.
I think the last podcast we were talking about with him was
that he released a box set of all of his movies and how he made
each one. So I think he put all that effort into that. Was it a
refrigerator box? Did he light it on fire?
Dumpster fire. Dumpster fire. If I
(04:22):
remember, we looked it up on his website. Website, and it was extremely expensive.
It was like a 3 or 400, you know, library of DVDs.
Probably only had so many that he. Made, but I believe they were all like.
They're all clear jewel cases that he just, like, wrote on or something.
Like when you made a mix CD back. So are you trying to forge the
signature of Neil Breen? Because you have his handwriting now. You're trying to get it
(04:44):
down like you. Well, like Victor Frankenstein.
I will put together my own Neil, and I will make him make
more movies. I need attendant. And perhaps I will a
computer dig. Up the body of Andy from
1987. Let's just bring Sedaris back and we can
make more movies. Oh, my God. Can we, dude? I mean,
(05:09):
with AI all this will be available to
us. To us, because we're the only ones who will want to do this.
Well, we do. We do follow a few actors
from those movies. One of. One of the girls has posted some screenshots.
She's only. She posts a couple videos of her, like, with her cleavage out and
everything, like, in the mall. And then all of a sudden, she posted
(05:32):
a image of. With I think the last movie we
watched when they were in the woods and wrote like, good times,
missed these times. I was like, man, I wonder if we could raise some
money. I'm sure we can get all these actors back to do one last movie.
Kickstarter and Patreon and all these items. All you would
need is cowboy boots and a Cessna and you got half
(05:55):
the movie. With you guys being on each coast, Florida and
California, there's plenty of Cessnas flying or crashing around or Nashville.
I got plenty of cops. Hear me out. We have a budget,
right? Obviously this isn't going to be a
all star cast. That said, we could utilize the
(06:18):
big portion of the budget for location and maybe just go
to Hawaii. Yeah, you love Hawaii. You know your way around. I love
cocaine. So, I mean, that's literally. We've, we've replicated
most of the films these made. Cocaine, Hawaii. Yeah. And I
have cowboys, Cocaine cowboys in Hawaii. Maybe we can make,
we can make the ultimate, like, Sedaris Universe
(06:42):
movie where all of them all kind, you know, come together and,
you know, something to think about. Maybe we have to go back and watch everything
and just sit in a hotel room and write out a script. Of Savage
Beach 3. What's Roger
Moore's son doing these days? I don't know. What's the name? Billy Moore. Billy.
Billy Moore. No, it was. George. I think
(07:05):
it was like George. I want to say Zach. Let's just say Zachary Moore.
Zach Moore on the phone, freeze his. Time and talks to
the audience. We'll hold. We'll hole up at a, in a motel, not a hotel,
motel, for about two weeks. Budget, budget, budget. Coke, coke, coke,
Coke, Coke, coke. Coca Cola. We will have Savage
beach and guns. It's guns with a bunch
(07:28):
of Z's. Bunch of Z's, right? Tons. Tons of these. Because we're going in
honor of Zack Moore. Exactly. Exactly.
Got it. See, it's all coming together. It's that simple,
Hollywood. It's that simple. They're not paying enough attention to us.
We're not, we're not. We're. We're seeing on the. The Rabbit Hole
of Sedaris. We'll talk for hours. Okay,
(07:51):
good. We could dive into some Thunder in Paradise. So are we
doing episode three? Yeah, we're gonna do episode three.
So this is season one, Episode three. Yeah, I think there's only one
season, but yeah, season one from what I've found
online. And we're delving into Thunder in Paradise.
Episode three, episode three. Right about now.
(08:15):
Ooh, the jungle. Not Only is it any
jungle? It's slow motion junk. Well, kind of slow motion jungle.
They filmed a regular speed, but they put in a computer and they slowed it
down. It slowed it down a lot. That's because they were generating this computer
generated this incredible title sequence you're about to see. What do you know about the
Thunder in Paradise title sequence? Look at Arnold.
(08:38):
Arnold. Look at Hul. Hogan. I like how he was. He still went by
Hulk Hogan. Like, it was always Terry Hogan. If you know he was.
You got. People won't know who you are. Like,
who's this? They know the name.
Look at this. I feel like I want to go to Sandals right now.
I. Hey, can't go to Sandals anymore. I don't know if you notice Sandals.
(09:01):
It doesn't. Oh, well, not. Not in Jamaica at least. Oh, don't go to
Jamaica. Sand. They don't have in Paradise.
They had some thunder in paradise. I love this song. This song is super chill.
It's a great opening, too. That's really made me who
I am today. This opening has done more for me than any
public school has ever done. Jack Lemon's son is probably underutilized
(09:25):
as an actor because he's fantastic. It is a goal in my life to have
a boat like that because. He has the range Chris Lemon has.
Lemon. Yeah. He's no Lemon. He's no Lemon as an actor. He's not.
No. Yo, he'll do the jokes, but when he gets serious, I buy it.
Yeah, I take it. He's sour enough. He's. He's a lemon. He's sour enough.
Points a gun at me. I think he's going to shoot me. I think he
(09:45):
would pull the trigger on me. I think he would pull Hulk Hogan. Not a
thought. Not a thought. One look at me,
Justin. I'm gonna pull Hulk Hogan's black card. You're done.
One glance at me, Justin.
That trigger is getting yanked. Yeah. You know, brother over
(10:07):
and sorry I got caught.
Not sorry I said anything that I should. I remember seeing
the pictures of other wrestlers in that. Apologies. That was like, what?
Yeah, yeah. What's going on? I know nothing about wrestling, but I know.
I'm not sure who that is. I don't know. It's a wrestler. I'm sure that's
(10:27):
another. I can't remember who that is. That Razor Ramon. I think it was Brutus
of Barber Beefcake. This episode titled is
just telling you. What'S going on in the screen. At some point.
He's by himself, brother. I don't need any help, brother?
My daughter looks like my son. Brother. With that haircut.
Brother. I want to have sex with my daughter, brother. That little girl could beat
(10:50):
him now because he's dead. Steve Borden.
Do you know who that is, Justin? We know who that is. Steve Borden.
Gordon. He's the man. The immortal Sting.
I only know him from his makeup. Showtime,
folks. There's a lot of dead folks that are pulling this rope right
now. Yeah, Jim. Never mind. Hogan's dead. This little girl.
(11:14):
I think if that's Beefcake, he's dead. Beefcake. I think. No, no, I think Beefcake
is still alive. I think he is still. Is that guy with the beard dead?
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I would imagine,
based upon his body type and the steroids. Justin. And the year that
this was made. A lot of dead feet. A lot of dead people now.
They're all in the mud. Here's mud in your eye. Here's the.
(11:36):
Here's the twist. Not mud, folks. We've entered into a
porta Potty. Hey, you know the old story about
Sunny from wwf, right? When they slapped her.
When they slapped her. It wasn't. That was an old slop in there. Yeah,
I remember that story. That was one day. Me and Matt are gonna
go down the rabbit hole of old Attitude era stories. This was pre Attitude.
(12:01):
Well, this is on the fringe. This was puppies going on there. This was new.
This was new generation going into.
Because Sunny was already gone when Attitude era started.
That's true. I think she was maybe at the very beginning of the attitude.
Eric, who was banging Jerry Lawler, was that. Miss, that was.
That wasn't Terry Reynolds. Gentlemen, look how happy these two are
(12:23):
talking about wrestling. This is. This is our birthday present
to you. They could have been talking about Neil and it's crazy wanting to
have sex with everybody. Justin. I'm looking at wrestlers and tuna cans.
Neil's ass in every shot, every movie.
Neil Breen, the only man that has hot chicks. And we never see them.
(12:44):
Never see him. No. So they all wear their clothes in the shower. I've seen
more of his cleavage in theirs. Yeah, yeah,
brother. Throw you into the atmosphere.
See if we could find that dog that Russia put up in the early
1900s. Whatever, brother.
(13:06):
In the 1870s, when there wasn't even a 1732,
the Huckster makes up his own history. Huckster doesn't know anything about
numbers, brother. The huckster doesn't give a fuckster. I only know about
the Alphabet, brother. We are five
minutes in. Yeah, see how many death jokes we're gonna
(13:27):
make? We're gonna make as many as we can. Yo, how short are these shorts
gonna get on open? Oh, my God. They are up there. If my dick comes
out, it's not sexual assault. Brother, calm down. Brother, calm down.
This was not my daughter. This was a JCPenney.
He's also dead. I just like that girl a lot.
(13:49):
Talking about Avengers earlier, this is the. Original My Child in that frame,
but I decided the woman in it is fairly attractive. Yes.
This is why I sit at my desk all day long.
Isn't Gold Gym closing officially or something?
Alleys Gold Gym. There's multiple things in the scene that are
dead now. Yeah, I figured Arnold would save it with his money somehow.
(14:13):
He's still alive. Oh, he'll never die. He's a Terminator. Justin, he's from the future.
Yeah, he's a Nazi. What? What?
In an alternate universe, you know? Well, maybe not.
Yeah, in Earth 616, he's actually a Nazi. Still, speaking of
Avengers, let's get that
dead. Come on.
(14:35):
Don't fight me.
I will give you my daughter. You youngins won't know,
but they were kind of trying to seal the. The Thomas Magnum Higgins
vibe with these two. It didn't work. Is that what they were trying to do?
That's what they're trying to do. Yet this clear. When you wear shorts, this.
This short and nothing's popping out. Oh, stuff is popping out. Well,
(14:56):
it's popping out. Stops it. Steroids stopped everything. I'd be.
I'd be a little embarrassed if nothing was popping out. You can
wear those shorts. Those are like 14 year old girls.
Like your gym shorts? For my daughter, brother.
My brother's got a nut.
My brother's got a nut. Daughter has nice, nice outfits,
(15:19):
brother. I wear them.
I try to try to represent younger
generation. Brother nut huggers. Mother trying to connect with
a girl. You know, Brother. More like nut shakers.
Yeah, Me. Me and Bubba the Love Sponge. You know, then I'm gonna
(15:40):
make a nice chili after this, brother. I was a Navy seal, brother.
If a Navy SEAL saw you wearing that, he probably like, he might shoot
you. You guys, I know he might congratulate you.
And one of the movies. We talked about that. That building. Have you guys
been in that building? Isn't that one of the Disney resorts? It was in Florida,
right? Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What the hell? One that was like.
(16:02):
Is that. Is that the. The. Not the Polynesian, but it's. It's one of them.
The. I Know what you're talking about. That one that was like the hostage?
I think so, yeah. Because it was one of the high. I think it was
one of the high end resorts. I think I like how they make the instance
hardest. The boat inside is like way bigger times.
It's larger than the out. Yeah. So you're saying that they
(16:26):
stole from Doctor who. Doctor who stole from them.
I don't know if you know this. Yes. They're not really on a boat right
now. Oh.
Trying to what, Jesse Eisenberg. I'm trying
to. It's a little. My disbelief moving on the camera.
(16:47):
There's a lot of knobs on that wall, by the way. What do you think
all of them do like? I don't think they. I think a lot of blinky
things. Yeah.
If I was in Thunder, I would press all the buttons. I think they're on
the set of WKRP in Cincinnati.
WKRP in Cincinnati?
Might as well be var. Speaking of a wkrp, I started watching
(17:09):
news radio. Oh. I was gonna rewatch it.
Ironic. It popped up on. Was it Pluto? Fun show, but a lot of problematic
people on it. Two in particular.
The most non problematic person was murdered. Yeah. Yeah.
Pretty much by a very problematic person.
Anyway, Very problematic show.
(17:32):
Jesus. And Joe
Rogan on the same screen is a very interesting concept. Did you
see. Did you hear Joe Rogan tell that joke about Phil Hartman losing the Golden
Globe? No. Or the Emmy. Sorry. Dave Foley and them
all went to watch him because he was. Phil Hartman was nominated and
he had died for that same year. And he lost. And they fully
(17:55):
turned in. Joe Rogan goes, God, what the hell does he have to
do to win an award? He died. He's so good.
Joke by Dave Foley. Dave Foley. Classic day fold. I think Phil. I think
Phil Harmon would have appreciated that joke. Yes, he would. He would have laughed his
ass. He would have laughed. He'd be like. A good one, Dave. Good one,
Dave. See that floppy disk insert I did? That's. It carries
(18:19):
information as much as no
face paint. You can't even tell it's him. No. It's so weird. Remember when he
went transition either blonde Sting to crow sting. And he's
been crow sting ever since. Yeah, because that's when the sting, sting still
sting. Oh, he's still singing. He's still 70 years old, but he's good
(18:40):
still. Like, he can go. He does, like, Death Match. Yeah,
man. I don't know how old he is, but he can still go. I think
he's like 70 years old. He knows what makes him work.
And he just. He's like. He know. He's like Keanu Reeves. He knows what makes
people like him. He does it flawlessly. Everything. This was
backhand chops to people and everything. It's pretty cool.
(19:02):
The trench coat. Yeah. Meanwhile, what are we
gonna find out? I hope they're. I hope we're only gonna see this for about
a minute and 20 seconds before something blows up. They have windows in the front,
but there's no windows in there. They're just driving by
radar. It's just stealth. It's all stealth. But they're on the top of the
ocean. Matthew. I could see it. Look. I know, but you know,
(19:23):
can you. And what? Yeah, you see it, but I don't think you really see
it. But I'm literally. It's daylight. It's not even that. Let's go
right through, brother. It's certainly not there.
Not. Not at all. Definitely not there.
That's the second stick away right there.
Identifying itself. Absolutely not. A boat. Yeah.
(19:45):
As we. As we agreed later earlier. It is a.
A Sherman tank. What?
Oh. Stinger did it. Whoa. Those guys died.
See Special special thing tonight too. We're not expecting a bigger
explosion. Sting might be setting them up.
Oh you think so? They didn't kill anything. It's just like smoke and it was
(20:08):
like. All they're gonna see is the non stealth stealth boat. Yes. Stinger wants to
see what the boat really looks like. Let me see what it looks like inside.
Let me see that boat. Terry. Little Stinger splash.
For real. He's got to get the. Whatever that
is. Whatever that is. The device. Oh, the disc is.
I need to break to you guys. Don't work no more discs
(20:33):
where it's not a good thing. Well, this is a special floppy. You just gotta
let it dry out. No, I don't think it's not like a cell phone.
Quarter inch waterproof. You'd be all right. It's like a watch, you know the watch
is like 50 meters. You know it can go that deep before it starts.
I'll never understand why Hulk Hogan never cut his hair. He.
He liked these s. What is it? It's always sunny.
(20:53):
Silken hair that of a Chinese man. Chinese man.
Yeah. I should add this to my spaghetti sauce.
I think my stepfather had a shirt. Like the one three and a half.
Really? That same one?
He might have took it from your father. I've seen that
before. Like that shirt is very, very like your shirt. Give it to me.
(21:16):
People keep asking it's the. The brotherhood of the Traveling Shirt.
I mean, Matt's met my stepfather. He was pretty big. He probably could take over.
He probably could. Randy was a big feller. He's a big dude.
He probably would have given to him as a laugh, like, all right, whatever you.
You. You like. Thanks, brothers. Hey, don't call me brother. Don't call me brother,
brother. Now, every time we watch this, I always think, man, what. Could Jack Lemon
(21:39):
definitely watch this? He did. He watched us during the filming
of Grumpy. You know, he was supporting his son. Being like. He's like, now,
I got an episode the other night. He's like, dad, I did
another episode. He goes, goes, because of your stupid show, I gotta
do Grumpier Old Men too. Now I have to stop to see because. Pay the
bills. Because of your loser ass. Don't you ever put down Grumpy
(22:02):
Old Men, too? I was in some Like It Hot.
I was. I was in Glengarry Gun Ross, you.
Son of a. I always say I.
Gotta be a cameo in Legend of Bagger Vance because.
Yeah, that's. That's up. Yeah. Jack Lemon had to work. Worked the
rest of his life to support his son.
(22:25):
The only one does be in Thunder and Paradise. Yeah, it's like, dad,
I have a really good gig. I got to beat the hug. This is my
son. Like it Hot. Who's your co star, Mathow? Jerry Lewis?
Hulk Hogan. Who? Shut up, dad. You had to dress like a woman to get.
Get credit. Why are you wearing those pants, Chris?
Hulk Hogan called you a queer. He was
(22:48):
right. What? What are you talking about? What are you talking about?
Hello, moron.
But I do love Chris Lemon. If he ever hears this. This is very.
This is. Yeah, this is like. This is like the Odd Couple, too, in a
way. Yeah. They're doing a couple. They're doing Odd Couple. He probably goes, hey,
look, Hogan, it was this show. My dad worked for my dad very well.
(23:08):
I don't watch tv, brother. Trust me, you're on tv, like, every day.
So that's. Yeah. Was it one of those black and white shows?
No, stop that. Black. Yeah,
the way you said black there. Is it one of those black shows?
I want to be on a block show, brother. No, it's one of those color
(23:33):
Maybe a radio drama. I hate television. Black and
white are colored. I don't want either one. Listen, brother, I'm gonna die in 2025,
all right? So I don't have enough time. How do you know that, huckster?
It's like, it's a time machine, brother. I know
this guy named Arnold Schwarzenegger. We work out together at Golden Gym. He's from the
future. We come together every day. I read the book the Time Machine. It's like
(23:56):
a good pump. It's like a good pump. We come. Oh, we come.
You know, it is weird that the Huckster and Schwarzenegger were never in
anything together. There might be a reason why. Maybe I can see
Arnold being like, I'm not doing anything with him. It's like, Arnold's probably like,
I'm a serious actor. I'm serious. I'm serious, Teddy, I can't
(24:18):
act with you. I watched that documentary. He had money, so he didn't need to
work. He's like, like. Insurance guy or
something. My father said, I don't have to work, but I have to work,
so I work out. He said,
don't work, work out. I think for. He was on. He was on a couple
episodes of WWE Raw. I don't know if Hogan. He showed
(24:39):
up every. I don't know if Stone Cold, I think, was there. The Rock was
there. Vince McMahon was there. I don't think I remember. Huckster was there. He was
still. He was still wcw. I think so. Or. Or maybe that's
when he got. When he got banished. Was she the first androgynous
child on television? This challenge. It's the 90s, dude.
Maybe. I mean, that haircut. She looks.
Hey kids, there. There's a man that we honor
every year on November. His name is
Neil Breen. Welcome to Neil Breen.
He didn't stand on ceremony on that one. I know, I know
the thing about. You too, and I know it was going to go longer,
but let's just get into the movie. Yeah, let me. Let me. Let me just
(00:23):
say Neil Breed. We. We have first
timers who have never listened to anything we've ever done. We've had
Matt's birthday in October, DJ's birthday
in September. And now it's my birthday. And nobody
loves Neil Breen more than me.
(00:44):
And I know for you guys it is agony.
No torture. Ecstasy. I listen.
Slitting your wrists. I've listened. I've gone back and watched the previous
November podcasts with you two and I can see the life of
you two completely draining. So today I
(01:06):
have a. Definitely we do get one year older every time we do this.
I have a. I have a. I have a gift. It's like time passes
regularly. A gift for
you too. Since it's my birthday, I'm gonna give you guys. Wow. Oh.
A gift. And this is a gift of gift.
I don't think any of us thought we would be doing again.
(01:27):
Oh God. You said again. We have a long history here.
Ladies and gentlemen. It is Thunder in Paradise, episode three of the TV
show. To continue our first Thunder in Paradise movie that we watch which
is episodes one and two. I now have the complete series on dvd.
Oh and I legal purpose, I have to say. Dvd.
It's not dvd. Digital video device.
(01:51):
Video, video files. And we are going
to cliff able to now watch Thunder in Paradise episodes linking
our three movies together. Which are. Oh yeah, because it was a
show. It was a show and then they had. They had cliffhangers
and then they. The two episodes turned into a whole movie.
(02:12):
Yes. So this episode we will be watching
today is episode three of Thunder in Paradise TV show.
It takes place right after the first movie. But I don't think any of
the first movie has anything to do except for establishing characters characters to
today's. I gotta say I gotta. So we're not
(02:33):
watching a deal breeding. No, we are not. This is a gift for us.
Look how happy they have got. Just got. Look, look.
Thunder in Paradise.
Arrowhead. I can't believe that traitor was ever a Navy seal. I hope
it's Hammerhead. That way I can reach down his. Throat and rip his lungs
out. I'm just a stepfather and I filed papers to a doctor gallivant
(02:57):
around the Globe in that boat of yours, fighting criminals who want nothing more
than to snuff out your lives. Is that the environment in which you want
Jessica to be raised? No.
Sedaris is the mountaintop. But if we had to battle for
a number two, Thunder in Paradise is fighting. Kind of with Cynthia Rothrock
(03:17):
for number two on movies I love to watch. Yeah. So, I mean, at least
for me. And I'm the black guy who loves Hulk Hogan. Oh,
yeah. And there's not a single black person in any of these movies, I don't
think. No. No. Not even. Not even Virgil makes an
appearance. Yes, I. No. Maybe he will. Coco. Beware.
Beware is nowhere around. Nowhere. You know, I can't prove
(03:40):
this. I'm sure Hulk Hogan had something to do with the no black people thing.
I don't need them. Allegedly. Brother. Brother.
There's only one brother. Only one brother, bro.
So we only have a couple Neil movies left. It seems
like he's even lost his steam. I think somebody
(04:00):
got him. It's a bad economy. We got him. We got him.
I think the last podcast we were talking about with him was
that he released a box set of all of his movies and how he made
each one. So I think he put all that effort into that. Was it a
refrigerator box? Did he light it on fire?
Dumpster fire. Dumpster fire. If I
(04:22):
remember, we looked it up on his website. Website, and it was extremely expensive.
It was like a 3 or 400, you know, library of DVDs.
Probably only had so many that he. Made, but I believe they were all like.
They're all clear jewel cases that he just, like, wrote on or something.
Like when you made a mix CD back. So are you trying to forge the
signature of Neil Breen? Because you have his handwriting now. You're trying to get it
(04:44):
down like you. Well, like Victor Frankenstein.
I will put together my own Neil, and I will make him make
more movies. I need attendant. And perhaps I will a
computer dig. Up the body of Andy from
1987. Let's just bring Sedaris back and we can
make more movies. Oh, my God. Can we, dude? I mean,
(05:09):
with AI all this will be available to
us. To us, because we're the only ones who will want to do this.
Well, we do. We do follow a few actors
from those movies. One of. One of the girls has posted some screenshots.
She's only. She posts a couple videos of her, like, with her cleavage out and
everything, like, in the mall. And then all of a sudden, she posted
(05:32):
a image of. With I think the last movie we
watched when they were in the woods and wrote like, good times,
missed these times. I was like, man, I wonder if we could raise some
money. I'm sure we can get all these actors back to do one last movie.
Kickstarter and Patreon and all these items. All you would
need is cowboy boots and a Cessna and you got half
(05:55):
the movie. With you guys being on each coast, Florida and
California, there's plenty of Cessnas flying or crashing around or Nashville.
I got plenty of cops. Hear me out. We have a budget,
right? Obviously this isn't going to be a
all star cast. That said, we could utilize the
(06:18):
big portion of the budget for location and maybe just go
to Hawaii. Yeah, you love Hawaii. You know your way around. I love
cocaine. So, I mean, that's literally. We've, we've replicated
most of the films these made. Cocaine, Hawaii. Yeah. And I
have cowboys, Cocaine cowboys in Hawaii. Maybe we can make,
we can make the ultimate, like, Sedaris Universe
(06:42):
movie where all of them all kind, you know, come together and,
you know, something to think about. Maybe we have to go back and watch everything
and just sit in a hotel room and write out a script. Of Savage
Beach 3. What's Roger
Moore's son doing these days? I don't know. What's the name? Billy Moore. Billy.
Billy Moore. No, it was. George. I think
(07:05):
it was like George. I want to say Zach. Let's just say Zachary Moore.
Zach Moore on the phone, freeze his. Time and talks to
the audience. We'll hold. We'll hole up at a, in a motel, not a hotel,
motel, for about two weeks. Budget, budget, budget. Coke, coke, coke,
Coke, Coke, coke. Coca Cola. We will have Savage
beach and guns. It's guns with a bunch
(07:28):
of Z's. Bunch of Z's, right? Tons. Tons of these. Because we're going in
honor of Zack Moore. Exactly. Exactly.
Got it. See, it's all coming together. It's that simple,
Hollywood. It's that simple. They're not paying enough attention to us.
We're not, we're not. We're. We're seeing on the. The Rabbit Hole
of Sedaris. We'll talk for hours. Okay,
(07:51):
good. We could dive into some Thunder in Paradise. So are we
doing episode three? Yeah, we're gonna do episode three.
So this is season one, Episode three. Yeah, I think there's only one
season, but yeah, season one from what I've found
online. And we're delving into Thunder in Paradise.
Episode three, episode three. Right about now.
(08:15):
Ooh, the jungle. Not Only is it any
jungle? It's slow motion junk. Well, kind of slow motion jungle.
They filmed a regular speed, but they put in a computer and they slowed it
down. It slowed it down a lot. That's because they were generating this computer
generated this incredible title sequence you're about to see. What do you know about the
Thunder in Paradise title sequence? Look at Arnold.
(08:38):
Arnold. Look at Hul. Hogan. I like how he was. He still went by
Hulk Hogan. Like, it was always Terry Hogan. If you know he was.
You got. People won't know who you are. Like,
who's this? They know the name.
Look at this. I feel like I want to go to Sandals right now.
I. Hey, can't go to Sandals anymore. I don't know if you notice Sandals.
(09:01):
It doesn't. Oh, well, not. Not in Jamaica at least. Oh, don't go to
Jamaica. Sand. They don't have in Paradise.
They had some thunder in paradise. I love this song. This song is super chill.
It's a great opening, too. That's really made me who
I am today. This opening has done more for me than any
public school has ever done. Jack Lemon's son is probably underutilized
(09:25):
as an actor because he's fantastic. It is a goal in my life to have
a boat like that because. He has the range Chris Lemon has.
Lemon. Yeah. He's no Lemon. He's no Lemon as an actor. He's not.
No. Yo, he'll do the jokes, but when he gets serious, I buy it.
Yeah, I take it. He's sour enough. He's. He's a lemon. He's sour enough.
Points a gun at me. I think he's going to shoot me. I think he
(09:45):
would pull the trigger on me. I think he would pull Hulk Hogan. Not a
thought. Not a thought. One look at me,
Justin. I'm gonna pull Hulk Hogan's black card. You're done.
One glance at me, Justin.
That trigger is getting yanked. Yeah. You know, brother over
(10:07):
and sorry I got caught.
Not sorry I said anything that I should. I remember seeing
the pictures of other wrestlers in that. Apologies. That was like, what?
Yeah, yeah. What's going on? I know nothing about wrestling, but I know.
I'm not sure who that is. I don't know. It's a wrestler. I'm sure that's
(10:27):
another. I can't remember who that is. That Razor Ramon. I think it was Brutus
of Barber Beefcake. This episode titled is
just telling you. What'S going on in the screen. At some point.
He's by himself, brother. I don't need any help, brother?
My daughter looks like my son. Brother. With that haircut.
Brother. I want to have sex with my daughter, brother. That little girl could beat
(10:50):
him now because he's dead. Steve Borden.
Do you know who that is, Justin? We know who that is. Steve Borden.
Gordon. He's the man. The immortal Sting.
I only know him from his makeup. Showtime,
folks. There's a lot of dead folks that are pulling this rope right
now. Yeah, Jim. Never mind. Hogan's dead. This little girl.
(11:14):
I think if that's Beefcake, he's dead. Beefcake. I think. No, no, I think Beefcake
is still alive. I think he is still. Is that guy with the beard dead?
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I would imagine,
based upon his body type and the steroids. Justin. And the year that
this was made. A lot of dead feet. A lot of dead people now.
They're all in the mud. Here's mud in your eye. Here's the.
(11:36):
Here's the twist. Not mud, folks. We've entered into a
porta Potty. Hey, you know the old story about
Sunny from wwf, right? When they slapped her.
When they slapped her. It wasn't. That was an old slop in there. Yeah,
I remember that story. That was one day. Me and Matt are gonna
go down the rabbit hole of old Attitude era stories. This was pre Attitude.
(12:01):
Well, this is on the fringe. This was puppies going on there. This was new.
This was new generation going into.
Because Sunny was already gone when Attitude era started.
That's true. I think she was maybe at the very beginning of the attitude.
Eric, who was banging Jerry Lawler, was that. Miss, that was.
That wasn't Terry Reynolds. Gentlemen, look how happy these two are
(12:23):
talking about wrestling. This is. This is our birthday present
to you. They could have been talking about Neil and it's crazy wanting to
have sex with everybody. Justin. I'm looking at wrestlers and tuna cans.
Neil's ass in every shot, every movie.
Neil Breen, the only man that has hot chicks. And we never see them.
(12:44):
Never see him. No. So they all wear their clothes in the shower. I've seen
more of his cleavage in theirs. Yeah, yeah,
brother. Throw you into the atmosphere.
See if we could find that dog that Russia put up in the early
1900s. Whatever, brother.
(13:06):
In the 1870s, when there wasn't even a 1732,
the Huckster makes up his own history. Huckster doesn't know anything about
numbers, brother. The huckster doesn't give a fuckster. I only know about
the Alphabet, brother. We are five
minutes in. Yeah, see how many death jokes we're gonna
(13:27):
make? We're gonna make as many as we can. Yo, how short are these shorts
gonna get on open? Oh, my God. They are up there. If my dick comes
out, it's not sexual assault. Brother, calm down. Brother, calm down.
This was not my daughter. This was a JCPenney.
He's also dead. I just like that girl a lot.
(13:49):
Talking about Avengers earlier, this is the. Original My Child in that frame,
but I decided the woman in it is fairly attractive. Yes.
This is why I sit at my desk all day long.
Isn't Gold Gym closing officially or something?
Alleys Gold Gym. There's multiple things in the scene that are
dead now. Yeah, I figured Arnold would save it with his money somehow.
(14:13):
He's still alive. Oh, he'll never die. He's a Terminator. Justin, he's from the future.
Yeah, he's a Nazi. What? What?
In an alternate universe, you know? Well, maybe not.
Yeah, in Earth 616, he's actually a Nazi. Still, speaking of
Avengers, let's get that
dead. Come on.
(14:35):
Don't fight me.
I will give you my daughter. You youngins won't know,
but they were kind of trying to seal the. The Thomas Magnum Higgins
vibe with these two. It didn't work. Is that what they were trying to do?
That's what they're trying to do. Yet this clear. When you wear shorts, this.
This short and nothing's popping out. Oh, stuff is popping out. Well,
(14:56):
it's popping out. Stops it. Steroids stopped everything. I'd be.
I'd be a little embarrassed if nothing was popping out. You can
wear those shorts. Those are like 14 year old girls.
Like your gym shorts? For my daughter, brother.
My brother's got a nut.
My brother's got a nut. Daughter has nice, nice outfits,
(15:19):
brother. I wear them.
I try to try to represent younger
generation. Brother nut huggers. Mother trying to connect with
a girl. You know, Brother. More like nut shakers.
Yeah, Me. Me and Bubba the Love Sponge. You know, then I'm gonna
(15:40):
make a nice chili after this, brother. I was a Navy seal, brother.
If a Navy SEAL saw you wearing that, he probably like, he might shoot
you. You guys, I know he might congratulate you.
And one of the movies. We talked about that. That building. Have you guys
been in that building? Isn't that one of the Disney resorts? It was in Florida,
right? Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What the hell? One that was like.
(16:02):
Is that. Is that the. The. Not the Polynesian, but it's. It's one of them.
The. I Know what you're talking about. That one that was like the hostage?
I think so, yeah. Because it was one of the high. I think it was
one of the high end resorts. I think I like how they make the instance
hardest. The boat inside is like way bigger times.
It's larger than the out. Yeah. So you're saying that they
(16:26):
stole from Doctor who. Doctor who stole from them.
I don't know if you know this. Yes. They're not really on a boat right
now. Oh.
Trying to what, Jesse Eisenberg. I'm trying
to. It's a little. My disbelief moving on the camera.
(16:47):
There's a lot of knobs on that wall, by the way. What do you think
all of them do like? I don't think they. I think a lot of blinky
things. Yeah.
If I was in Thunder, I would press all the buttons. I think they're on
the set of WKRP in Cincinnati.
WKRP in Cincinnati?
Might as well be var. Speaking of a wkrp, I started watching
(17:09):
news radio. Oh. I was gonna rewatch it.
Ironic. It popped up on. Was it Pluto? Fun show, but a lot of problematic
people on it. Two in particular.
The most non problematic person was murdered. Yeah. Yeah.
Pretty much by a very problematic person.
Anyway, Very problematic show.
(17:32):
Jesus. And Joe
Rogan on the same screen is a very interesting concept. Did you
see. Did you hear Joe Rogan tell that joke about Phil Hartman losing the Golden
Globe? No. Or the Emmy. Sorry. Dave Foley and them
all went to watch him because he was. Phil Hartman was nominated and
he had died for that same year. And he lost. And they fully
(17:55):
turned in. Joe Rogan goes, God, what the hell does he have to
do to win an award? He died. He's so good.
Joke by Dave Foley. Dave Foley. Classic day fold. I think Phil. I think
Phil Harmon would have appreciated that joke. Yes, he would. He would have laughed his
ass. He would have laughed. He'd be like. A good one, Dave. Good one,
Dave. See that floppy disk insert I did? That's. It carries
(18:19):
information as much as no
face paint. You can't even tell it's him. No. It's so weird. Remember when he
went transition either blonde Sting to crow sting. And he's
been crow sting ever since. Yeah, because that's when the sting, sting still
sting. Oh, he's still singing. He's still 70 years old, but he's good
(18:40):
still. Like, he can go. He does, like, Death Match. Yeah,
man. I don't know how old he is, but he can still go. I think
he's like 70 years old. He knows what makes him work.
And he just. He's like. He know. He's like Keanu Reeves. He knows what makes
people like him. He does it flawlessly. Everything. This was
backhand chops to people and everything. It's pretty cool.
(19:02):
The trench coat. Yeah. Meanwhile, what are we
gonna find out? I hope they're. I hope we're only gonna see this for about
a minute and 20 seconds before something blows up. They have windows in the front,
but there's no windows in there. They're just driving by
radar. It's just stealth. It's all stealth. But they're on the top of the
ocean. Matthew. I could see it. Look. I know, but you know,
(19:23):
can you. And what? Yeah, you see it, but I don't think you really see
it. But I'm literally. It's daylight. It's not even that. Let's go
right through, brother. It's certainly not there.
Not. Not at all. Definitely not there.
That's the second stick away right there.
Identifying itself. Absolutely not. A boat. Yeah.
(19:45):
As we. As we agreed later earlier. It is a.
A Sherman tank. What?
Oh. Stinger did it. Whoa. Those guys died.
See Special special thing tonight too. We're not expecting a bigger
explosion. Sting might be setting them up.
Oh you think so? They didn't kill anything. It's just like smoke and it was
(20:08):
like. All they're gonna see is the non stealth stealth boat. Yes. Stinger wants to
see what the boat really looks like. Let me see what it looks like inside.
Let me see that boat. Terry. Little Stinger splash.
For real. He's got to get the. Whatever that
is. Whatever that is. The device. Oh, the disc is.
I need to break to you guys. Don't work no more discs
(20:33):
where it's not a good thing. Well, this is a special floppy. You just gotta
let it dry out. No, I don't think it's not like a cell phone.
Quarter inch waterproof. You'd be all right. It's like a watch, you know the watch
is like 50 meters. You know it can go that deep before it starts.
I'll never understand why Hulk Hogan never cut his hair. He.
He liked these s. What is it? It's always sunny.
(20:53):
Silken hair that of a Chinese man. Chinese man.
Yeah. I should add this to my spaghetti sauce.
I think my stepfather had a shirt. Like the one three and a half.
Really? That same one?
He might have took it from your father. I've seen that
before. Like that shirt is very, very like your shirt. Give it to me.
(21:16):
People keep asking it's the. The brotherhood of the Traveling Shirt.
I mean, Matt's met my stepfather. He was pretty big. He probably could take over.
He probably could. Randy was a big feller. He's a big dude.
He probably would have given to him as a laugh, like, all right, whatever you.
You. You like. Thanks, brothers. Hey, don't call me brother. Don't call me brother,
brother. Now, every time we watch this, I always think, man, what. Could Jack Lemon
(21:39):
definitely watch this? He did. He watched us during the filming
of Grumpy. You know, he was supporting his son. Being like. He's like, now,
I got an episode the other night. He's like, dad, I did
another episode. He goes, goes, because of your stupid show, I gotta
do Grumpier Old Men too. Now I have to stop to see because. Pay the
bills. Because of your loser ass. Don't you ever put down Grumpy
(22:02):
Old Men, too? I was in some Like It Hot.
I was. I was in Glengarry Gun Ross, you.
Son of a. I always say I.
Gotta be a cameo in Legend of Bagger Vance because.
Yeah, that's. That's up. Yeah. Jack Lemon had to work. Worked the
rest of his life to support his son.
(22:25):
The only one does be in Thunder and Paradise. Yeah, it's like, dad,
I have a really good gig. I got to beat the hug. This is my
son. Like it Hot. Who's your co star, Mathow? Jerry Lewis?
Hulk Hogan. Who? Shut up, dad. You had to dress like a woman to get.
Get credit. Why are you wearing those pants, Chris?
Hulk Hogan called you a queer. He was
(22:48):
right. What? What are you talking about? What are you talking about?
Hello, moron.
But I do love Chris Lemon. If he ever hears this. This is very.
This is. Yeah, this is like. This is like the Odd Couple, too, in a
way. Yeah. They're doing a couple. They're doing Odd Couple. He probably goes, hey,
look, Hogan, it was this show. My dad worked for my dad very well.
(23:08):
I don't watch tv, brother. Trust me, you're on tv, like, every day.
So that's. Yeah. Was it one of those black and white shows?
No, stop that. Black. Yeah,
the way you said black there. Is it one of those black shows?
I want to be on a block show, brother. No, it's one of those color
(23:33):
Maybe a radio drama. I hate television. Black and
white are colored. I don't want either one. Listen, brother, I'm gonna die in 2025,
all right? So I don't have enough time. How do you know that, huckster?
It's like, it's a time machine, brother. I know
this guy named Arnold Schwarzenegger. We work out together at Golden Gym. He's from the
future. We come together every day. I read the book the Time Machine. It's like
(23:56):
a good pump. It's like a good pump. We come. Oh, we come.
You know, it is weird that the Huckster and Schwarzenegger were never in
anything together. There might be a reason why. Maybe I can see
Arnold being like, I'm not doing anything with him. It's like, Arnold's probably like,
I'm a serious actor. I'm serious. I'm serious, Teddy, I can't
(24:18):
act with you. I watched that documentary. He had money, so he didn't need to
work. He's like, like. Insurance guy or
something. My father said, I don't have to work, but I have to work,
so I work out. He said,
don't work, work out. I think for. He was on. He was on a couple
episodes of WWE Raw. I don't know if Hogan. He showed
(24:39):
up every. I don't know if Stone Cold, I think, was there. The Rock was
there. Vince McMahon was there. I don't think I remember. Huckster was there. He was
still. He was still wcw. I think so. Or. Or maybe that's
when he got. When he got banished. Was she the first androgynous
child on television? This challenge. It's the 90s, dude.
Maybe. I mean, that haircut. She looks.
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