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Speaker (00:02):
Hello everybody and welcome back to another edition
of Dad!

Speaker 2 (00:09):
It's the holidays are here.

Speaker 5 (00:24):
And this is our podcast to last no moments.
Hold on up.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Yes, Dad.

unknown (00:33):
Ready to go?

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yeah, guys, Dad.

Speaker (00:44):
Let's start with the big guy.
You know what I'm talkingabout, Santa?
We saw him the other night too,right?
Yeah.
If he happened to come by thehouse, he was in the ponzone to
go on see if happens.
And that was pretty cool.
If you if you didn't see it,just go to my uh podcast page on
YouTube and you'll see it.
Oh, all right, Zach, let'sstart with Santa.
Do you think he's busy rightnow?

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Yeah, he's busy.

Speaker (01:06):
Yeah, I bet he is.
What do you think he's doing?
Do you think he's like loadingthe sleigh or getting things in
order?
Or what do you think he'sdoing?
He's gonna be bringing toys.
And who does he bring the toysto?
Yeah, although around theworld.
Yeah.
A lot of boys and girls.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Yes.
Around the world, yeah.

unknown (01:30):
I get it.

Speaker (01:31):
Uh why do you well, what do you think he's doing
today?
I'll bet you.
What do you think he's doingtoday?
Trying to get into his flightplan.
What do you think Sam is doing?

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, getting all that ready,right?
Yeah.

Speaker (01:48):
Do you think he's drinking uh hot cocoa or do you
think he's drinking coffee?
Hot cocoa he likes hot cocoa.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yeah.

Speaker (01:57):
Oh, my mic is not working.
But Zach, how about now?
Is it working there?

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Yeah, it's working.

Speaker (02:05):
How about now?
Uh Chuck, is it working?

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Yes, okay.
Yes.

Speaker (02:11):
You know, there's always something, always
something.
So hopefully it's working now.
And uh again, uh, this isanother edition of Zach Attack
with Dad.
We call it the holiday edition.
And as I mentioned, you know,we have our decorations out and
we're ready to have some fun.
I'm I'm dad, that's Zach.
Uh, in case you didn't hear mebefore, I don't know if it is my
mic on now.
Can somebody let me know thatit's on?

(02:32):
I hope it's on.
It's on.
Of course it's on.
All right, yeah, I had thewrong button pushed.
You think I would know by now,right?
You think, I mean, I do this, Ido this all the time, and it's
just I don't know.
I don't know.
Maybe I need a new pair ofglasses.
Well, there, I don't even havemy glasses on.
Wow, I don't.
So uh, did you say uh Santa isdrinking hot chocolate or

(02:57):
coffee?
Cocoa, hot cocoa, yeah.
That's that's chocolate.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Yep, I've got great.

Speaker (03:03):
Yeah.
Now, if um let me ask you this,Zach.
If Santa came to our housetonight, what would you want to
do with him?
Maybe uh go to the mall orwell, we don't go to the mall
too much anymore.
But what would what do youthink you'd be doing with Santa
if he came by the house tonight?

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Uh yeah, eat out, yes, yeah.

Speaker (03:22):
What would you bring him in and play some wee?

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Yes, yeah.

Speaker (03:24):
What's your favorite wee game?
Bowling, bowling, yes.
Are you a good bowler?

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Yes, yeah.

Speaker (03:30):
Well, that's a great idea.
Uh, would I be allowed to comein and play too?
Maybe, or would it maybe, orwould it just be you and Santa?

Speaker 2 (03:39):
I mean it's all to just you and Santa?

Speaker (03:41):
You wouldn't you wouldn't let dad in?
No, no, why?
And like because your room islike off limits, yeah, yeah.
I know.
Wow.
Uh, do you have you thoughtnow, Santa?
Let me ask you, Zach.
The other night it was uh whatnight was it?
Uh Thursday, Thursday night,Santa came to be on the podcast,

(04:03):
which was cool.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
Yeah, yes.

Speaker (04:05):
Yeah, Santa came and he said hello, and uh, you got to
say hello to him.
And uh he came down to the podzone and he hung out with us,
and uh he talked a lot about alot of different things about uh
about Christmas and the kidsaround the world.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
And wow, yeah.

Speaker (04:21):
Uh what do you think though?
Let's um what do you think hisfavorite food is?
Chicken, chicken, yeah.
That's your favorite food.
Oops, you think he likeschicken too?

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Yeah, you do, yes, it is, yeah.

Speaker (04:37):
All right, chicken.
What kind of chicken?
Like do you chicken bites,chicken nuggets, uh roaster,
chicken, I mean chicken strips,chicken, whatever.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker (04:49):
How about what what do you think you would have at
Tully's if you went to Tully's?
Asian tenders, Asian tenders,is that what you have that all
the time, don't you?
Yeah, yeah, and they know youwhen you walk in Tullies, they
already know what your order isgonna be.
What is your order?
When you go to Tully's, you getuh the Asian tenders, and what
do you get to drink?

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Chocolate milk, chocolate milk, you do that.

Speaker (05:10):
Sounds really good, though.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker (05:13):
You know what?
Christmas morning.
Wow, yeah, you're gonna wake upearly, yes.
Why?
Because uh chances are youmight have some uh presents left
by Santa.
Do you uh what's the firstthing you do when you wake up?

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Uh family.

Speaker (05:36):
What you you wake up your family, yes, like mom and
dad?

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Yes.

Speaker (05:41):
Wow, I know you do, and we know you do.
But um what's the first thingyou all right?
So you wake up mom and dad,then you go what you go to the
presents.
What do you do?
Oh no, don't you stop at thebathroom and pee first before
you go downstairs?
Yes, I thought you did.
Do you jump out of bed or doyou take your time?

(06:04):
You you pretty much jump out ofbed, yeah.
Every time, every Christmas,right?
Yes, and if it's not Christmas,how late are you sleeping?

Speaker 2 (06:11):
Uh SB is eight hours.

Speaker (06:14):
Eight hours?
Yeah, all right.
Well, well, I guess you go tobed late though.
Yeah, why do you go to bed solate?
Because you watch the lateshow.
Which late show do you watch?

Speaker 2 (06:26):
I want to see me falling, city kimmel, Jimmy
Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, SaturdayLive.

Speaker (06:33):
Uh yeah, yep.
Saturday night live.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
Yep, yeah.

Speaker (06:37):
That was on last night.
Did you watch it?

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Yes, so far.
Oh my god, tell me about it.
Yeah, fine, fine.

Speaker (06:48):
Yeah, so yeah, yeah, it was really funny, huh?

Speaker 2 (06:50):
Yes, yeah.

Speaker (06:51):
What else?
What else did you like aboutSNL last night?
So good, so great, yes, yeah, alot of fun, huh?
Yeah, you like watching those.
Yeah, I totally get it.
Uh, what is the um what is thebest Christmas present you've
ever gotten?

Speaker 2 (07:11):
A lot, a lot, yeah.

Speaker (07:14):
Okay, but what you get a lot, but what's the best?
What do you like to get?

Speaker 2 (07:18):
Okay, movies, movies, shows, black stars, peace ball,
backup friends, every time,girlfriends.

Speaker (07:28):
Is that on your list?
Yes, did it wait a minute.
Santa, you got a letter fromwho'd you get a letter from?

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Well, it's those polls from the North Pole, yeah.

Speaker (07:40):
Yeah, but who sent the letter?
Who did it come from?
Was it Santa?
Santa sent you a letter?
Yes, yeah, and in the letter itsaid something about a
girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
Yeah.

Speaker (07:53):
What if what if somebody's watching right now?
How would you introduceyourself?

Speaker 1 (08:02):
I know.

Speaker (08:05):
Yeah, how would you how would you introduce introduce
yourself to a nice looking younglady?

Speaker 1 (08:10):
Oh no.

Speaker (08:11):
Say hi, my name is Zach.
What is your name?

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Oh no.

Speaker (08:15):
You don't know that that's what you would say,
right?
Yeah, yeah.
All right.
Would you, Zach?
Would you rather have one bigpresent or lots of little ones?

Speaker 2 (08:29):
Uh a lot of big presents.

Speaker (08:31):
A lot of big presents?
Yes.
That's not what I said.
Would you rather have one bigpresent or lots of little ones?
You want lots of big ones?
Yes.
Like what would be a bigpresent?

Speaker 2 (08:43):
My girlfriend.

Speaker (08:48):
Well, I don't know.
Who would be your girlfriend?

Speaker 1 (08:51):
A lot.

Speaker (08:52):
A lot, but who who would be your girlfriend?

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Oh, no, Dad.

Speaker (08:56):
If you could pick a girlfriend right now, who's your
girlfriend?
Let me put let me put it thatway.
Who is your girlfriend?

Speaker 2 (09:04):
And it is Cory Fabian.

Speaker (09:07):
Okay.
Well, yeah, you wrote, hey, youknow what I saw in a Christmas
uh card pile that was going outin the mail like last week was a
card to Jenny Kim.
Did you send her a card?

Speaker 2 (09:20):
Yes.

Speaker (09:23):
Wait, but she's in where where is she?

Speaker 2 (09:25):
South Korea.

Speaker (09:26):
South Korea.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
You know what?

Speaker (09:28):
That was probably an expensive stamp.
You sent a card to South Koreato Jenny Kim.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
I did.

Speaker (09:37):
I know you did.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
Woohoo!

Speaker (09:39):
Hey, don't forget Santa's listening.
He's listening to all this, Ibet.
You know, I bet you he is allright.
So, what kind of cookies do we?
Well, wait a minute.
Does Santa would Santa do youthink Santa would want cookies
or Christmas candy?

Speaker 2 (09:57):
Cookies.

Speaker (09:58):
Cookies.
Okay.
What kind of cookies?

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Chocolate chips.

Speaker (10:03):
Chocolate chip?

Speaker 1 (10:04):
Yeah.

Speaker (10:05):
And how many is too many?

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Only one.

Speaker (10:08):
Only one?
Yes.
Who eats the rest?

Speaker 2 (10:11):
Rossi.

Speaker (10:12):
The dog.
Or maybe, maybe take one forthe reindeer.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
Oh, yeah, guy.

Speaker (10:19):
What do you think?

Speaker 2 (10:20):
Yeah.

Speaker (10:22):
Uh, if he had hot cocoa, hot cocoa or hot cider,
you said uh hot cocoa, right?
Yes.
Hot cocoa.
Yeah.
So do you think he would takeit with marshmallows, extra
marshmallows, or Santa approved?

Speaker 2 (10:35):
Huh?

Speaker (10:37):
Marshmallows.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
Oh, yes, bars butters.

Speaker (10:40):
Yeah, you put marshmallows in your hot cocoa,
right?

Speaker 2 (10:42):
Yes, good.

Speaker (10:45):
Holiday food.
What's your favorite holidayfood?

Speaker 2 (10:49):
I love food.
A lot.

Speaker (10:51):
A lot.
Probably holiday chicken.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
Woohoo!

Speaker (10:56):
I don't even know if they have anything like that.
I don't know.
But that's all right.
I'll go with that.
I don't like that.
I like that choice.
All right.
Uh, so would you ever want towork at the North Pole?
No.
Why?
It's cold.
How do you know it's cold?
Well, maybe it's cold now.
Do you think it's cold all yearround?

Speaker 2 (11:16):
Yeah.

Speaker (11:17):
Yeah.
How many people do you thinkwork at the North Pole?

Speaker 2 (11:21):
Oh, it's ours.

Speaker (11:24):
It's got a house, yes.
But how many people do youthink work at the North Pole?

Speaker 2 (11:29):
It's uh his office.

Speaker (11:31):
His office?
Yeah.
That's at the North Pole?
Yes.
Yeah.
Okay.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
And office.

Speaker (11:37):
And his elves?

Speaker 2 (11:39):
Yes.

Speaker (11:39):
Okay.
At the North Pole?
Yes.
Probably a lot of them, right?

Speaker 2 (11:43):
Yeah.

Speaker (11:44):
Yeah.
Probably a whole lot of them.
Yeah.
If you worked at the NorthPole, what would you want to do?

Speaker 1 (11:50):
Oh, no, no.
It's cold.

Speaker (11:52):
It's it's cold.
You don't want to you don'twant to work the North Pole?

Speaker 1 (11:55):
No.

Speaker (11:56):
No.
I don't know.
I bet you that would be cool.
What do you think you would begood at?

Speaker 2 (12:01):
Hi, kayakis.
A topper, see.

Speaker (12:05):
Okay.
What would you tell the elvesto do if you were their boss?

Speaker 2 (12:10):
No, no.

Speaker (12:11):
Say, come on, we gotta get to work.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
Yes.

Speaker (12:14):
Say our boss Santa's got to deliver all these
presents in a few days, right?

Speaker 2 (12:17):
Yeah, cut out.

Speaker (12:19):
Yeah.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
So what else is going on?

Speaker 2 (12:26):
Oh, it's awesome.

Speaker (12:27):
What's awesome?
What's awesome?

Speaker 2 (12:30):
Where's your notes?
That thing, my ad.

Speaker (12:33):
They're in your head?
Yes.
What did I tell?
I told you to write down notestoday if we're gonna do a
podcast.
And and then I said, where areyour notes?
And what did you do?

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Uh no, no.

Speaker (12:44):
Show everybody where your notes are.
Got it all in your head.
I get it.
I get it.
Do you know the names ofSanta's reindeer?

Speaker 2 (13:00):
Wow.
It's Rodoff.

Speaker (13:03):
Rudolph?

Speaker 2 (13:04):
Ray or Rodolf?

Speaker (13:06):
It's Rudolph.
He leads the pack, right?

Speaker 2 (13:08):
Yes.

Speaker (13:09):
Yeah.
How many reindeer does he havethat he flies with?
How many?
Eight?

Speaker 2 (13:14):
No, ten.

unknown (13:15):
Ten?

Speaker (13:16):
No, I think it's eight.
Oh, it's eight?
Oh, uh, Don Johnson says hello.
Uh Don.
Yep.
Yep.
Carly says hi, your sister.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Chris, I'm sure guys.

Speaker (13:30):
Yeah, yeah.
We'll see them soon.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
Yeah.

Speaker (13:33):
Hopefully.
We'll see them soon.
What makes you happy atChristmas, Zach?

Speaker 2 (13:39):
Christmas.
Oh, uh world peace.

Speaker (13:44):
World peace.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
Yeah.
And Skip Clark is a poor.

Speaker (13:49):
Skip Clark, what?

Speaker 2 (13:52):
Every time.

Speaker (13:53):
Little boy.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
Every time.

Speaker (13:55):
Every time.
Yes.
I'm not sure.
Carly says, we miss you too.
We'll see you this week.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
Guys.

unknown (14:02):
Yeah.

Speaker (14:02):
Can't wait, huh?
Oh, yeah.
We hope Santa's good to Maddieand Jackson.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
Wow.

Speaker (14:08):
Yeah.
You're gonna see them all.
It's pretty exciting.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
Yeah.

Speaker (14:12):
Yeah.
Yeah.
Did you do your shopping?

Speaker 2 (14:19):
I did.

Speaker (14:20):
You did?
Yes.
You did all your shopping?

Speaker 2 (14:23):
Yes.

Speaker (14:23):
Where'd you go?

Speaker 2 (14:25):
Uh my mall.

Speaker (14:26):
You went to the mall?
Yes.
I thought you didn't go to themall.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
I did.

Speaker (14:30):
You did.
You went to the mall.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
Yes, I did.

Speaker (14:33):
All right.
Did you order anything online?
Do it that way?

Speaker 1 (14:38):
No.

Speaker (14:39):
Ah, I got it.
Uh Vic Russo, Merry Christmas.
Right back to Vic.
Victor.
Vic?
Yep.
Vic's the guy that plows ourdriveway.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
Go check Frank.

Speaker (14:50):
He does the snow plowing.
That's right.
Vic does a great job snowplowing.
It's just that either we're notwe're not awake or we're I'm
not home from work yet.
Now mom's retired.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
Woohoo! Retirement.
No, no, no, no more syrupusemass.

Speaker (15:07):
No more Syracuse.
Wait a minute.
Well, she mom retired fromworking, right?

Speaker 2 (15:13):
Yes.

Speaker (15:14):
Ah.
Uh you know, um, Don Johnsonsays, Zach, I give you credit.
I don't like them all this timeat this time.
Uh-huh.
Yeah, it's packed.
It's crazy.
Wow.
Yeah, it gets nuts.
But uh, yeah, so mom retired.
Wow.
She retired, then she gotcalled by the Mets to work in

(15:36):
the front office.
So if you go to uh MBT BankStadium, now they're open,
they're closed for the holidays.
Yeah, but they open up again uhafter the first of the year.
Wow.
And the first person you'regonna see, we can call her our
director of first impressions.
It'll be mom.
Mike Newman's watching.
Miss you guys, Mike Attack isback, Coach Mike.

(15:56):
Well, you know, Coach Mike, Igotta tell you, some days we
plan on doing it, and there'sother days where it's just like
we plan on it and it doesn'thappen.
Nice.
Tell everybody why it doesn'thappen because you usually go,
now we're not gonna do thisanymore.
Not tonight.
And that's what usuallyhappens, yes, yeah.

(16:18):
Now, tonight it was Sunday, itwas your night to do what?

Speaker 2 (16:21):
A podcast.

Speaker (16:22):
Yeah, the podcast, but what else did you do uh tonight?
Oh it was your night to takethe trash out, yeah, yeah.
And tell everybody how do wework that?
You and dad rotate weeks,right?
Yes, yep, James Ferrants.
Uh Mr.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
Fernandes, hello today, my pictures.

Speaker (16:39):
Yeah, the guy with the pictures.
That's right, right.
Tell him how Merry Christmas.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
Uh Mrs.
Boss.

Speaker (16:47):
Yeah, well, we all he's a good friend.
We miss him too.
We'll see him soon enough.
Before you know it, it'll beopening day.
Oh, yeah, and opening day iswhat day?

Speaker 2 (16:58):
April says, April.

Speaker (17:00):
No, it's March.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
Boss.

Speaker (17:04):
March what?

Speaker 2 (17:04):
June the first.

Speaker (17:06):
Oh, it's the end of March.
Uh I think.
I don't know.
I thought you would know morethan I would know.
Um, yeah, so that's openingday.
Before you know it's gonna behere, we'll see James running
around with his camera.
We'll see a lot of friends.
Um, who knows if dad will be inthe press box or not, but uh
might be.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
Right Skip probably we retire, baby.

Speaker (17:28):
Skip Clark in retirement.
Yeah, didn't say anything aboutretirement.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
Yes, it is.

Speaker (17:33):
No, mom's retired.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
No, it's dad.

Speaker (17:35):
Oh, dad's gonna retire, yes.
I don't know about that, Zach.
I'm not really sure.
Not really sure.
So what happened?
Um, let's talk about thebaseball a little bit.
So tell us about some of thetrades.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
I guess Brandon Nemo, my dad says Racers, Brandon
Nemo went to the Rangers.

Speaker (17:56):
Wow, what else?

Speaker 2 (17:58):
Me and I said about Orioles, Pete Alonzo went to the
Orioles, wow, yeah, and uhEdwin Diaz maybe to that series
went to the Dodgers.

Speaker (18:11):
Wow, that's crazy.
Now, who did the Mets justsign?
Yeah, well, and I pacers new alot of new pitchers, yes, yeah.
There's always a lot ofpitchers, but we have to see
some of the uh you know, some ofthe fielders.
Let's see who we're gonna get.
I think the Mets might have uhsomething up their sleeve.

(18:33):
I mean, they they they letAlonzo go.
They I don't know, it's kind ofcrazy.
There's a lot of money involvedtoo, but still, it's crazy.
It's like really nuts, yeah.
Yeah, so what else is going onwith the baseball?
We went to the stadium, right?

Speaker 2 (18:49):
We went to the stadium to the uh Christmas out
of the Christmas, holidayhomestand, yeah, yeah.

Speaker (18:58):
That was fun, yeah, it's fun.
Yeah, what did we do there?
And um, we we hung out, Santawas there, dies, yeah.
Santa's been everywhere.
Santa was there, and Santa wasin the pod zone.
Santa's Santa is a busy manright now, dies, busy man.
Ah, yeah, I know.

(19:18):
So we have opening day comingup.
Uh it'll be here before youknow it.
I shouldn't say coming up, butit is coming up.
Uh yeah, in a little bit.
Right.
So, Zach, um, happy holidays,Skip and Zach.
The other half of the of uh,oh, well, right back at you.
Happy holidays.
Yep, hey Skip and Zach.

(19:41):
Happy holidays.
Everybody's saying happyholidays.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
Oh, guys, happy holidays, guys.

Speaker (19:46):
That's right, it's what it's all about.
It's Christmas.
But all the what happened tothe snow?
We had a lot of snow, yeah,yeah, yeah.
Because we're north ofSyracuse, so we get quite a bit.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
Yep, ear bit, guys.

Speaker (20:00):
Yeah, we get quite a bit, but it warmed up and it
rained and it went away.
Your your Aunt Sue is on there.
I'm sure Uncle Bob is rightthere.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
Hi, Uncle Bob.

Speaker (20:13):
Tell them, tell them Merry Christmas.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
Merry Christmas, guys.

Speaker (20:19):
They're in North Carolina.
That's right.
What else is in North Carolina?
We go to North Carolina once ina while.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
Outer Banks.

Speaker (20:26):
The Outer Banks.
That's right.
Oh, it's snowing.
Don't Don Johnson says it'ssnowing now in Cicero.
We did see on the weather.
Who was telling us on theweather?
We were watching uh Channel 9.
Who's the the weather guy?

Speaker 2 (20:38):
Oh, Sates Bally.

Speaker (20:39):
Don De Pasquale.
And um what did he say?

Speaker 2 (20:44):
He's saying uh all north, all north, yeah.

Speaker (20:48):
Okay, and how much?
Maybe a bit, just a little bit,maybe a trace to a couple
inches here and trace, guys.
Trace, trace, yeah, and it gotwindy the other night, too,
didn't it?
Yeah, yeah.
Out of all the weather people,who do you watch?
No, no, can you name some ofthe weather people?
No, why not?

Speaker 1 (21:08):
Oh no.

Speaker (21:09):
Well, we've seen John D.
Pasquale, yeah, Violet Skyborgon Channel 3, CNY Central.
It could be three and five.
Um, oh, Regina's on.
Uh, yeah, Regina Billy, MerryChristmas.
Right back at you.
Uh, Michael James, Michael.

(21:29):
Hi, Michael.
Hello, brand new fields atCarrier Park.
Yes, this season forchallengers.
Let's go.
Spring training starts April25th.
Okay.
What do you mean?
That's April 25th.
You you gotta go to springtraining, right?
And Coach Mike does a greatjob.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
Okay, fine.

Speaker (21:50):
Okay, yes.
Somebody twist your arm, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Uh, Elizabeth and Billy arehere with uh Regina as well.
Yeah, say we miss you guys.
Yeah, we'll be back at theballpark before you know it.

unknown (22:08):
Yep.

Speaker (22:08):
Well, we gotta get through Christmas.
After Christmas, we haveKwanzaa.
Kwanzaa?

Speaker 2 (22:16):
Yeah.

Speaker (22:16):
Okay.
But then we have New Year's.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
And New Year's.

Speaker (22:20):
After New Year's, Valentine's Day.
Yeah, right?
I'm trying to think here.
Yeah.
Oh, we got some Easter comingup, and you know, before you
know it, yeah.
I know.
I'm just thinking out loud.
Yeah.
Yep.
Uh Elizabeth said hi, Zach.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
Oh, man.
How are you doing?

Speaker (22:42):
Ah.
And Luann uh is on there.
Hello, Lou.
Hello.
Good to see you.
Say Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas, you.
Yeah, yep.
Absolutely.
Is it bombshell Billy?
Uh says, Merry Christmas, guys.
It's cool.
Absolutely.

(23:04):
Hey, why don't you telleverybody your Christmas list?

Speaker 1 (23:07):
Oh no.

Speaker (23:08):
What do you mean, oh no?
That's me.
All right.
It is you.
So tell everybody what yourChristmas list is like.
What's on your list, Zach?

Speaker 2 (23:17):
My girlfriend.

Speaker (23:19):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
Movies, shows, or about be stars or baseballs?

Speaker (23:24):
Movies.
Cloth.
What kind of clothes?
You want socks?

Speaker 2 (23:29):
Yes.

Speaker (23:30):
Want underwear?

Speaker 2 (23:31):
Yep.

Speaker (23:32):
You need underwear?
Yes.
You know, we used to hategetting underwear.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
Yep.

Speaker (23:37):
Every time.
But all right, so you're gonnaget socks and underwear.
Yep.
Do you like baseball cards?
Yes.
How many baseball cards do youhave?
Yeah, you got you got a lot.
There's no doubt.
No doubt you have a lot.
Absolutely.
Yep.
Uh Matthew says, MerryChristmas.
Mm-hmm.

(23:58):
So uh trying to think what elsewould be on your list.
Do you like uh Black Pink isyour favorite uh music group?
Yep.
And who are the girls in blackpink again?
Sar and Kim.
Jenny Kim.
Who else?

Speaker 2 (24:14):
All right, wait a second.
Sar and Kim.

Speaker (24:18):
So Jenny Kim is sings.
Who else is sings with JennyKim?

Speaker 2 (24:21):
Isaac is our woes.

Speaker (24:23):
Ah, I knew you knew them all.
You did.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
Yeah.

Speaker (24:26):
Yeah.
What's the shirt you got on?
Oh, you got your Syracuse FireDepartment shirt on.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
Yep.

Speaker (24:31):
You know who gave you that?

Speaker 2 (24:33):
My dad.
Uncle Paul.

Speaker (24:35):
Uncle Paul.
That's right.
Matthew says, Hi, Zach.
Hope you're good, buddy.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
Oh, that's better for Kiku.

Speaker (24:43):
Yep, he's doing good.
He's doing really good.
Real good.
What what else?
You're leaving soon?
What?
Did you say ice cream?

Speaker 2 (25:08):
No, ooh.

Speaker (25:10):
Oh, okay.
Speaking of ice cream though.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
Yeah.

Speaker (25:13):
What's your favorite?

Speaker 1 (25:15):
Chocolate.

Speaker (25:16):
Chocolate.
Ah, Mike Newman says, hey Zach,boxers or briefs?
Oh.
Ask me for a friend, lol.
Which do you boxers or briefs?

Speaker 2 (25:28):
Briefs.

Speaker (25:29):
Briefs.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Because it kind of holds thingsin place, huh?
Yeah, we'll leave it at that.
I'm gonna leave it at that.
All right.
So you like chocolate icecream?

Speaker 2 (25:42):
Yeah.

Speaker (25:43):
Yeah.
What kind of milkshakes?

Speaker 2 (25:45):
Chocolate.

Speaker (25:46):
What kind of Sunday?
Here comes mom.
Uh, you got boxer briefs.
That's why mom is she's got thedoor open.
We can hear the TV loud andclear.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
Oh my god.
Come on.
Oh, yay.
Come on, mom.

Speaker (26:12):
Oh, maybe mom should come down.
Mom's gotta come over here andsit.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
Sorry.

Speaker (26:22):
Yeah.
So Zach, you're gonna talk toall your friends?
What do you want to talk about?

Speaker 2 (26:31):
Hi, Rosie.

Speaker (26:32):
Rossi.
Rossi's your dog.
See, I can hear she's playingit on her phone, and it's
probably a little bit of adelay.
So, yeah.
So you do all right.

(26:53):
So, what else?
What clothes that you want towear?
What are you thinking about,Zach?

Speaker 2 (26:59):
Uh, a lot.

Speaker (27:01):
A lot.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Maybe mom can sit down there.
Let's see if we can get mom onthe camera here.
Let's see if we can get mom onthe camera.
And uh, we're gonna go likethis.
We're gonna go like this, andwe're gonna go like this.
And now mom should be able toget on that camera.

(27:23):
We're gonna add mom to thescene here.
So this is a little tricky todo, but uh, I think we can do
it.
I know you've got a lot offriends on here, so there we go.
And now we're gonna go likethis.
We're gonna remove this, andnow all three of us should be
on.
There's mom at the end of thetable.
Yeah, there she is.
Now she's on.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
Oh my god, headphones.
Yep.

Speaker (27:50):
Tell mom what she needs to do.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
Oh, my God, I'm okay.

Speaker (27:56):
And there she is.
There's mom, everybody.

Speaker 3 (27:59):
Woo-hoo!

Speaker (28:00):
Um, Mike Newman and Lou Ann Schreier, Regina, Luann.
Uh, I can go on and on.
P Vic is on here.
Uh Carly, we've got uh sisterSue.
Um, and we're just kind ofhanging out in the pod zone.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
Got us.

Speaker (28:17):
Nice.
Now, why don't you interviewmom?
I'll sit and listen.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Oh, okay.
Hi, mom.
How are you doing?

Speaker 4 (28:23):
I'm good.
How are you?

Speaker 2 (28:24):
I'm curious.
I'm okay at Syracuse Mass.

Speaker 4 (28:27):
Yeah, I work at the Syracuse Mats.
So do you.
But you only work during thebaseball season.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
Oh, yes.

Speaker 4 (28:35):
Yeah.
I work all season.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (28:39):
All year.

Speaker (28:39):
Ask her what she does.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
I know what she does.
Well, call me.

Speaker 4 (28:44):
A little bit, but you know, I greet people.
I answer the phone.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (28:50):
I help out wherever.
I log in packages.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (28:54):
Yeah.

Speaker (28:55):
Yeah.
Everybody's saying hello,Nancy.
Wow.
Regina, Luann.

Speaker 4 (29:00):
Hello, everyone.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
Hi guys.

Speaker 4 (29:04):
Oh, now you're all lively.

Speaker (29:06):
So, what other questions do you have for mom?
You're doing the interview.
How would you do this?

Speaker 2 (29:10):
Um, do you perfect?
Huh?

Speaker (29:16):
Tell me about the boyfriend, Zach.

Speaker 4 (29:18):
He's over there.
I'll sit back and watch this.
Where you come up with thisstuff.

Speaker (29:30):
Continue with your interview.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
Okay.
My sister Aunt Kathy.

Speaker 4 (29:34):
My sister, one of my sisters is Aunt Kathy.
Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker (29:38):
Tip the mic down so you can see mom's face a little
bit.
There you go.
There you go.
There.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
Nice, mom.
Oh, thanks.
My sister Aunt Mayor.

Speaker 4 (29:48):
Yeah, that's another sister, Aunt Mayor.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
Nice.

Speaker (29:53):
That's me.
I'm Skip.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
Yeah, good, Dad.
That's my husband.
Oh, well, I think.
Yeah.
You?

Speaker (30:01):
It's been that way for a long time.
Let me just put it this way,Zach.

Speaker 4 (30:08):
You wouldn't be sitting there if I wasn't here.

Speaker (30:11):
We'll leave it at that.

Speaker 4 (30:13):
So what else, Zach?

Speaker 2 (30:15):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (30:15):
Yeah.

Speaker (30:16):
Mama Nancy living the dream.

Speaker 4 (30:18):
How many, uh, how many days till Christmas?

Speaker 2 (30:24):
80 days.
No.
18?
No.

Speaker (30:27):
God, I wish it was 18.

Speaker 4 (30:28):
It's only three days.
Oh, three days.
Yeah.
Or get shopping, dude.
Yeah, shopping.
I think you went already,didn't you?
Yes.
Yeah.
You're done?
I'm done.
Okay, good.

Speaker (30:40):
What'd you buy?

Speaker 4 (30:40):
You don't tell.

unknown (30:41):
Don't die.

Speaker (30:44):
What'd you buy?

Speaker 2 (30:45):
Oh, stop, Osman, start.

Speaker (30:47):
I'll give you a cookie.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
Osbin?
No.

Speaker (30:50):
I'm not your husband.
Go on, continue with yourinterview.
I'll sit here and watch.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
Ah, uh, okay, mom.
Who's your hobby?
What's my hobby?
Yeah.

unknown (31:02):
Baseball.

Speaker (31:03):
Good question.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
Baseball.
Oh, does.

Speaker (31:07):
Is that a hobby, or is that?
Well, okay.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
Oh.

Speaker (31:11):
What?

Speaker 2 (31:11):
Mom, Bobby says a proposal.
Proposal.

Speaker 4 (31:18):
Proposal?
Yes.
Oh, that happened a long timeago.
Long time ago.

Speaker (31:24):
Yeah, it was a long time ago.

Speaker 4 (31:26):
Long time.

Speaker (31:28):
This is gonna get really good.
I I highly urge everybody tohang out.

Speaker 4 (31:32):
Wow.

Speaker (31:33):
This is not going down the right road right now.
But, anyways.

Speaker 4 (31:37):
So let's see, what else?
Um, we're all decorated.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (31:43):
We're all ready for Christmas Eve.
Yeah.
How many people do you think wehave here at Christmas Eve?

Speaker 2 (31:48):
A lot of papers.
About 30.
No, a lot.

Speaker (31:53):
Well, 30 is a lot for this little house.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
Really?
A lot, a lot of papers.

Speaker (31:57):
Well, to lock up the pod zone.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
Yes.

Speaker (32:02):
Yeah, believe me, I know.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
Who's Kai?

Speaker 4 (32:06):
What about him?
Who's Kai?
Who's that guy?
Yes.
Who do you think he is?
My name's Skip.

Speaker (32:13):
I'm your dad.
Uh, did mom see Santa the othernight?

Speaker 4 (32:21):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (32:22):
Yeah.

Speaker (32:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (32:23):
That was pretty cool, huh?
Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker (32:27):
Any other questions for mom?

Speaker 2 (32:28):
Oh, mom is dad.
Did dad's a bad pet or a baby?

Speaker 4 (32:33):
Well, I didn't know him when he was a baby.
I wasn't born yet.

Speaker 2 (32:37):
No.
He's older.

Speaker 4 (32:38):
No, I had a bad pet.
Oh, when I was pregnant.
Yeah.
With you?
I mean you.

Speaker (32:45):
She wasn't pregnant with me.
No, no, Zach, we have to goback to school here a little
bit.

Speaker 4 (32:51):
You.
Oh, Sean.
You were just looking at babypictures today, weren't you?
Yes.
What made you do that?
Yeah, no.
Yeah.
You liked looking at them, huh?

Speaker 2 (33:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (33:06):
I know you are.
You're smarter than you.

Speaker (33:09):
Then you so how is mom spending her time retirement?
Because well, she works a fewhours a day at the uh Mets, but
now she's off for a couple ofweeks because the office is
closed.
So what is she gonna do?
Ask her.
Good question.
I know.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
Mommy's a famous ice cream.

Speaker (33:29):
What's your favorite ice cream?

Speaker 4 (33:31):
My favorite ice cream.
Yeah.

Speaker (33:33):
I'm the translator now.

Speaker 4 (33:35):
Chocolate.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
Yeah.
Okay, family ass.
Oh sorry.

Speaker (33:42):
My favorite ass.

Speaker 4 (33:43):
But you know what?
You know what I what do Ialways eat every night?
Raz.
Instead of a chocolate icecream.
What do I eat every night?

Speaker 2 (33:50):
Cowboy.

Speaker 4 (33:51):
No.
What do you always give me fromthe freezer?

Speaker 2 (33:56):
Nutty body.

Speaker 4 (33:56):
A naughty body.

Speaker (33:58):
What do I have?

Speaker 2 (33:59):
Nothing.

Speaker (34:02):
Wish it was nothing.
I always have a fudgy,sugar-free fudgy.

Speaker 4 (34:10):
Yeah, dad has has to watch his sugar.

Speaker (34:14):
Wow.
You ever watch sugar?
It's pretty boring.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
Oh no.
No, yeah.

Speaker 4 (34:20):
So um let's see.
What um what else do you wantfor Christmas?
You want movies?
Yes.
And you want a girlfriend?
Yeah.
Um, what about uh music?
Yes.
Yeah, you want music?
Yes.
Okay.

Speaker (34:36):
You want some uh Bricks and Dunn?

Speaker 2 (34:38):
No, Dub.
Say K baby.

Speaker (34:40):
Jenny Kim, baby.
How about a little Rascal Flat?

Speaker 2 (34:43):
No, no, no, Say.

Speaker (34:45):
How about Luke Combs?

Speaker 2 (34:47):
Saying Kim.

Speaker (34:48):
Uh, how about some um Post Malone?

Speaker 2 (34:51):
No, no, no, Castin.
Say Kim.
Morgan Wallin.
Stop a constant here, stopwhat?
Yeah, but back over here, saysit.

Speaker (35:03):
Go back to the radio station.
Yeah, I'll be there first thingin the morning.
Don't worry.
All right.

Speaker 4 (35:10):
Someone likes to poke the bear, huh?
Yeah, as I poke a man with you.

Speaker (35:17):
So, what was your favorite part of uh SNL last
night?

Speaker 2 (35:21):
Oh, yes.

Speaker (35:29):
You're scratching your butt.
Yes, they do a skit on SNL lastnight, yes.

Speaker 4 (35:35):
Uh no, oh, but you're right.
They did something, did saysomething about that.
That's right.
They were doing dance movies.

Speaker (35:48):
You know what uh coach Mike is saying, Carrie
Underwood, with lots of hearts.
Yeah, well, look at that.
I can even bring that baby up.
So there it is, right there.
See it?
Look at look at the screen.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
Oh yeah, Mike.
Oh no, stop.
You know who Carrie Underwoodis?
No, yes, Costus, Dad.
You know who it is.

Speaker (36:11):
Do you know who she's married to?

Speaker 2 (36:13):
No.

Speaker (36:14):
Well, he used to be the captain of the Predators, but
now he's retired as well.
But uh Mike Fisher.
Yeah, you know who thepredators are, they're the
Nashville hockey team.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
Oh, nice.

Speaker (36:26):
Yeah, we have a hockey team.

Speaker 4 (36:28):
Yeah, we do.

Speaker (36:29):
Do you know what it's called?

Speaker 4 (36:30):
Oh, yes, you do.

Speaker (36:32):
Uh Zachary Clark.

Speaker 4 (36:33):
I'm sorry, you're just messing around, aren't you?

Speaker (36:37):
It's the name of uh the hockey team here in Syracuse.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
Hi, Syracuse Cross.

Speaker (36:42):
Let's go, crunch.
Sorry, it's commercial mode.
Right?

Speaker 2 (36:47):
Yes, cut out, daddy.

Speaker (36:49):
Thank you, Zach.
Sorry, all right.
Are you done with yourinterview?

Speaker 2 (36:57):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker (36:59):
Oh no more questions for mom.
No, no.

Speaker 4 (37:03):
Oh, I'm surprised you didn't ask what you're getting
for Christmas.

Speaker (37:06):
What are you getting?
What do you think you'regetting for Christmas?

Speaker 2 (37:09):
Okay, case me.

Speaker (37:10):
Why don't I say car or a truck?

Speaker 2 (37:13):
Hey, what no say, no say it.

Speaker (37:16):
No, okay.
So what do you um what do youthink you're getting for
Christmas?

Speaker 2 (37:20):
Okay, case I go.

Speaker 4 (37:24):
You're getting married for Christmas?
Yes.

Speaker (37:26):
Oh, geez, there goes another punch in the wallet.

Speaker 4 (37:29):
Okay, so you know when you get married, you move
out.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
Okay, yeah.

Speaker (37:39):
You don't want to move out?

Speaker 2 (37:40):
No.

Speaker (37:41):
If you what if you had to move out, where do you think
you would go?

Speaker 2 (37:45):
Dad, okay, okay, okay, I go to fire station.

Speaker (37:50):
They're dropping me off at the fire station.
Ah, Susan Bowman says, Agirlfriend.
Yeah, and yep, yep.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
Oh, Zack.

Speaker (38:09):
So, why would I get dropped off at the firehouse?

Speaker 2 (38:13):
Because you're naughty list.

Speaker (38:15):
I'm on the naughty list.
Yes, what did Santa say theother night?
Nobody's on that lot naughtylist.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
It's you, just me.

Speaker (38:23):
No, he he defended me.
He says I was not on thatnaughty list.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
Yes, it is.

Speaker (38:28):
No, what no, you said Zach was on that naughty list.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
No, it's dad.

Speaker (38:35):
All right.

Speaker 4 (38:36):
No, you guys aren't on the naughty list.

Speaker (38:38):
Well, not yet, anyways.

Speaker 4 (38:40):
Not Santa's daddy's fault.

Speaker (38:44):
It's daddy's fault.
Everything's daddy's fault.
Everything, everything thathappens around here is dad's
fault.
I'm I'm not even home, and it'smy fault.
Why is that?

Speaker 2 (38:56):
And a wife, and you, the nephew, it's gonna maybe.

Speaker 4 (39:04):
So what happened to the wasn't this a Christmas
broadcast?

Speaker 2 (39:08):
Oh, yes, yeah.

Speaker (39:12):
Well, Zach took over the podcast.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
So spread Christmas.
I got room.

Speaker (39:16):
Oh, Mike Coach Mike Mike says he's got room at his
place.

Speaker 2 (39:20):
Oh Dodge bike.

Speaker (39:24):
Ah, it's early, Susan says.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
Oh, sorry, Susan.
That's me.

Speaker (39:31):
So see, read the screen.
So here, what is uh uh Mike issaying, I've got room at my
place, Zach.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
Dodge bike.

Speaker (39:38):
Well, you guys in the oh, that'd be a party, huh?
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (39:43):
Guys have old ones together?
No, Christmas Eve?

Speaker 2 (39:47):
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (39:49):
You're gonna have a party?

Speaker 2 (39:50):
Oh, yay.
Okay, okay.

Speaker 4 (39:58):
So, um What else?
What else is going on?
What do we do on New Year'sEve?

Speaker (40:05):
Nothing.

Speaker 4 (40:06):
No.
Remember what we signed up for?

Speaker 2 (40:08):
Bowling.

unknown (40:09):
Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (40:11):
Afternoon bowling.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
Afternoon bowling.

Speaker 4 (40:14):
That was fun last year, huh?

Speaker 2 (40:15):
Yeah.

Speaker (40:15):
Do you bowl?

Speaker 2 (40:17):
Yes.

Speaker (40:17):
Are you a good bowler?

Speaker 2 (40:18):
Yeah, yeah, good bowler, Dan.

Speaker (40:20):
Yeah.
With or without the uh thegutter guards, whatever they
call them.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
Bumpers.

Speaker (40:25):
Bumpers, thank you.

Speaker 4 (40:27):
No bumpers, huh?

Speaker 2 (40:28):
No bumpers.
It's dad's dad have bumpers.

Speaker (40:31):
Dad has the bumpers.
Probably.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.

Speaker 4 (40:39):
We have fun with that, don't we?

Speaker 3 (40:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
Wow.

Speaker (40:46):
Wow, what?

unknown (40:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
Manasi.

Speaker (40:50):
Do you know how many people you're talking to right
now?
You could be talking to amillion people.
Wow.
Could be they could see this inSouth Korea.

Speaker 3 (40:58):
Woohoo! Hey, Sadie!

Speaker (41:03):
Somehow I don't even I don't know what time it would be
in South Korea right now, but Ihave the feeling it's like
tomorrow.
They're at work right now.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
Oh, great.

Speaker (41:13):
Yeah.
They're probably almost likeyou know, I talked to somebody
from Australia, Australia atthis time, and it was lunchtime
there.
So the next day.
So even though it's time for usto go to bed, they're eating
lunch.

Speaker 4 (41:25):
Huh?

Speaker (41:25):
Well, it's time for you to go to bed.

Speaker 4 (41:27):
No.
I know.
You never go to bed early, doyou?

Speaker (41:31):
But when do you go to bed?
What time do you go to bed?

Speaker 4 (41:34):
Uh no, no.

Speaker (41:35):
It's usually what 12:30, 1 o'clock?

Speaker 2 (41:38):
No, no.

Speaker (41:39):
You know.

Speaker 4 (41:40):
Whenever, huh?

Speaker 2 (41:41):
Yeah, but what time did you wake up today?
Six.

Speaker (41:47):
Six.

Speaker 4 (41:48):
You said it was eight.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
Oh, eight o'clock.
Oh, okay.

Speaker (41:51):
Yeah.

unknown (41:52):
Okay.

Speaker (41:53):
Alrighty.
We're going.

Speaker 4 (41:57):
So what are you having to eat Christmas Eve?

Speaker (41:59):
I got food.

Speaker 4 (42:00):
How much?
What are we having?
What's on the menu?

Speaker (42:03):
Calamari?

Speaker 4 (42:04):
We were supposed to talk about that.
Oh, I got menu.
Oh, yeah.
And you had calamari the otherday.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
Oh, calamari.

Speaker 4 (42:09):
What did I tell you afterwards?
What is calamari?

Speaker 2 (42:12):
Great.

Speaker 4 (42:12):
Yeah.
You ate that.
Well, you ate it.
You didn't know what it was.

Speaker (42:18):
It was good though, right?
I usually don't eat it either.
That was at what party was thatat?

Speaker 2 (42:22):
No, no.

Speaker (42:23):
That was at the uh Syracuse Mets party.

Speaker 2 (42:25):
Yes.

Speaker (42:26):
Uh employee front office party.
Yeah.
And what'd you get with thewhite elephant gift exchange?

Speaker 4 (42:35):
Yeah, what did you get?

Speaker 2 (42:36):
Ya cake.
That's right.

Speaker (42:38):
And what did you win?

Speaker 2 (42:39):
$29.

Speaker (42:42):
You liar.
$35.
Oh, we're doing it! $35.

Speaker 4 (42:49):
A little bit less.

Speaker 3 (42:50):
A little bit less.

Speaker (42:54):
Zach, what's your favorite thing to make?
Michael James is at.
Michael is asking.
What's your favorite thing tomake?

Speaker 2 (43:03):
Cheese.
What?

Speaker (43:05):
Cheese?
Yes.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
Oh, the mozzarella sticks.

Speaker (43:07):
Mozzarella sticks.
Ah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (43:11):
But you like those little hot dogs?
Oh, yeah, the hot dogs.
And the crescent rolls?
Yeah.

Speaker (43:15):
The hot dogs, the crescent rolls, the mozzarella
sticks.
What is that?

Speaker 4 (43:21):
The quesadilla trumpets.

Speaker (43:23):
Oh, you're the only one that eats those.
No, but what else?
Shrimp?

Speaker 2 (43:30):
Yeah, shrimp.

Speaker (43:32):
You like shrimp?

Speaker 2 (43:33):
Yeah, maybe.

Speaker (43:34):
Maybe.
You don't know.
Anything fried is delicious,squid included.
He's right.
That's what Mike Newman issaying.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
Guys.

Speaker (43:45):
What's your favorite Christmas cookie, Zach?
That's what Regina's asking.
Betty cookies.
What's your favorite?
Read it.
What's your favorite Christmascookie?

Speaker 2 (43:56):
Mmm.
Soccer.

unknown (43:58):
Chocolate.

Speaker (43:58):
Anything with chocolate?

Speaker 2 (44:00):
Socket mint.

Speaker (44:02):
Chocolate mint.
Yes.
Here comes Rossi with a hat.

Speaker 3 (44:05):
Oh.
Mmm.
Mmm.

unknown (44:11):
Rossy.

Speaker (44:12):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (44:14):
Yes, dad.

Speaker (44:15):
Well, you can't see it, but our yellow lab just came
downstairs with somebody's hat.

Speaker 4 (44:20):
So it's one of yours and it's destroyed.
The brim looks like it's alltorn up.

Speaker (44:25):
That's all right.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
Oh, it's dad's dad.

Speaker (44:29):
I got lots of hats.
How many hats do you have?
You have a ton of hats.
I have a ton of hats.

Speaker 4 (44:35):
Yeah, you got a lot of hats.

Speaker 3 (44:39):
Right?

Speaker (44:40):
Yeah.
All right.
So you like, all right.
So we answered uh Gina'squestion before we go.
Anybody else get any otherquestions for this young man
over here on my left?
You're right, looking at thescreen?

Speaker 2 (44:51):
Yes, dad.

Speaker (44:53):
What?
You're gonna ask yourself aquestion?

Speaker 2 (44:55):
No.

Speaker (44:56):
Gonna ask mom another question?

Speaker 4 (44:59):
No.
You're gonna let's see, you'regonna read the night before
Christmas?

Speaker 2 (45:03):
No.

Speaker (45:04):
It was the night before Christmas and all through the
house.
Not a creature was staring atme.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
That's not in the book.
Yes.

Speaker (45:23):
No, it's not.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
Yes, it is.

Speaker (45:25):
Ah, Gina says, Yummy.
Chocolate mint is my favoritetoo.
With some liquid next to it.

Speaker 4 (45:35):
Yeah, a little Bailey's.
Right?
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
Wow.

Speaker (45:48):
Wow.
All right.
Well, I guess thisconversation.
Oh, wait a minute.
What do we got?
Matthew is asking uh Zach, doyou like Santa or the Grinch?
Oh, Santa.
You don't like the Grinch?

Speaker 2 (46:00):
No.

Speaker (46:01):
Why?

Speaker 2 (46:01):
Because naughty.

Speaker (46:03):
He's naughty?

Speaker 2 (46:04):
That's kid.

Speaker (46:05):
See, everything goes back to me.
But uh the Grinch is well, youknow, isn't the Grinch turns out
to be a nice guy, right?
Don't they turn him around?

Speaker 2 (46:16):
Yeah, yes.

Speaker (46:17):
And who will?

unknown (46:18):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
Boom here is that.
But they said Tibet.
Hooville.
Sharp.

unknown (46:26):
Yeah.

Speaker (46:26):
Who will?
Yeah.
I live in Hooville.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
Yes.

Speaker (46:34):
What am I skip who dat?

Speaker 3 (46:36):
Yes.
I don't know.

Speaker (46:41):
Uh, so there you go, Matthew.
He likes Santa, not the Grinch.
Might think they're both cool.
It's all part of the holiday.
Oh, that was my jelly roll hat.
Oh, sit down here.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
Look, guys, I'm so sorry, but that's not this.
But Sarah was his hat.

Speaker (47:05):
Thanks, Zach.
It's really nice of you.
That hat was personally givento me by Jelly Roll.
But I'll I'll see him in thefuture.
So I'll get another one.

Speaker 4 (47:18):
He's looking at other ones that are sitting on the
floor.

Speaker (47:21):
All right.
Well, that's you know, if youhave a lab, you know exactly
what we're talking about.
Yeah, so if anybody wants toget me.
That's it.
That's the hat that just camedown.
Rossi is in trouble.
Yeah, well, see that, Regina?

(47:42):
Yeah, yeah.
See, that's what happens.
But, anyways, okay, we gottago.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
Okay, Dad.

Speaker (47:51):
Because you gotta go to bed.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
No, Santa's coming.
It's not not yet.
Not yet, Dad.

Speaker (47:59):
When's he come?

Speaker 2 (48:01):
Kiss me's Eve.

Speaker (48:02):
It's not Christmas Eve.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
No, no, no.
No, no, sorry.
Kiss me's Eve.
Cobsada's cover is Kiss MissEve.

Speaker (48:10):
At what time?

Speaker 4 (48:12):
When you're sleeping.

Speaker (48:15):
Uh, do you ever hear him?
Do you ever think you heardSanta or hear the pitter patter
on the roof of all the the hoofsof the eight tiny reindeer?

Speaker 4 (48:27):
Wow.

Speaker (48:27):
That's how Rudolph went down in history.

Speaker 4 (48:29):
Yeah.
Do you ever hear him?
No.

unknown (48:33):
Oh.

Speaker (48:34):
Do you think he comes down the chimney or comes in the
door?

Speaker 4 (48:38):
Yeah.

Speaker (48:39):
Is he a chimney guy or a door guy?

Speaker 2 (48:41):
Door guy.

Speaker (48:42):
Door guy.

unknown (48:43):
Yeah.
Yeah.
Door dashes?

Speaker (48:45):
That's when he's not doing door dash.
He probably does, you know.
Think about it.
In the off season, he's got it.
He's probably doing door dashor something like that.
You don't even know it.
Santa told us the other daythat he does things around, and
uh people don't even know it'shim.
Yeah, pretty cool, huh?
Santa helps out the communityin a lot of different ways.

(49:08):
So Rossi is in deep trouble.

Speaker 4 (49:18):
What that's just in the time that I came down.

Speaker (49:21):
All right, everybody.
It's time to uh say so longfarewell.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
Oh my gosh, Merry Christmas.
Yes, Merry Christmas.
Oh, that's a cool guy.
Okay, score.
Okay.

Speaker (49:31):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
It says kiss Easter.
Mrs.
Ben Oh my God, what's it fun ofyou?

Speaker 4 (50:00):
What was that?
Good night.
Wrap that up.

Speaker (50:06):
Uh Merry Christmas, Sue.
My uh, your Aunt Sue.
And we love you, and this weekright back at you.
Yeah, Luann and Regina andMike, everybody.
Everybody that's on tonight,have a great holiday.
Skip happens, will be backtomorrow night.
I have an artist in the studio.
Oh, as a matter of fact, downhere in the pod zone, so it's

(50:28):
gonna be pretty cool.
Yep, somebody's coming througha couple of days before
Christmas, but they're gonna beover here tomorrow night.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
Tosh.

Speaker (50:34):
So it's gonna be good.
And if you keep an eye on myFacebook, you'll find out who it
is in uh just a little bit.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
So okay.

Speaker (50:41):
All right, all right, cool.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
Bye, guys.
It wasn't your fault.

Speaker (50:48):
It was dad's fault.
Because dad left a hat whereRossi could get it, because
that's exactly what yourmother's gonna say.
Ah, love you too, Gina.
Say hi to Billy and the fam forus.
We'll talk to everybody later.
Bye guys.
We'll see you at the ballpark.
Merry Christmas.
Well, in a few months.

Speaker 4 (51:04):
Happy New Year.

Speaker (51:05):
New Year.
Happy bye.
See ya.
Have a good night, everybody.
Say good night.
Good night.
Good night.
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