Sorry Not in Service
A period of highlights from 10radio's fortnightly show Sorry Not in Service. Tunes and Chat (without the tunes)
Episodes
Gordano!
Today is gonna be the day
That they're gonna throw it back to you
By now you should've somehow
Realized what you gotta do
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do, about you now
Back beat, the word was on the street
That the fire in your heart i...
Gordano!
Welcome you hoary old dogs to this extra special Sorry Not in Service podcast. 'Why so special?' We hear you splutter as you finish off your 4th pint of beefshake. Well, it features not one, not two, but TWO of your regular presenters PLUS the extraordinary comic stylings of our brother Richard. He really is a #ultramegadude and a mean compiler of all things.
Gordano!
Dear competition winner. You have been selected ENTIRELY AT RANDOM to receive a complimentary Sorry Not in Service podcast. It is both lightweight and Ab enhancing. Furthermore, for ease of use you can listen to it using your ears. All that we ask from you in return is that you are kind about us to your friends and kin, and overlook the poor audio quality / poor audio found within. One of us was ill and the other was i...Gordano!
Person A: 'Fancy meeting you here, you're looking well. Have you had a nose job?'
Person A: 'I thought so.'
Person A: 'Yes, Dr Dexter is a marvel with a scalpel isn't he? Anyway, must dash, I've got a baked potato in the oven and it won't butter, cheese, tuna mayo and side salad itself now will it?'
Gordano!
Check you out with your internet connection. Ooooh la-di-daa, aren't you just Lord/Lady Muck with your cutting edge technology? Well Lord/Lady Muck, we are your humble servants and will bow and scrape to you and your every whim. Speaking of which, that whim you had to download and listen to a nice fresh Sorry Not in Service podcast has been fulfilled. Here it is! In this one, Simon has doubled his initial outlay on ...Gordano!
Look! It's shiny! It's new! It's a 10radio-less Sorry Not in Service podcast! Actually, on closer inspection - while it is a 10radio-less Sorry Not in Service podcast, and it is new, maybe we're over selling it's shininess. It's a dull coloured, slightly scraggy, rough at the edges podcast with poor quality audio equipment and two flailing hosts trying to make sense of their surroundings and having an existential crisi...Gordano!
Well butter my sandwiches if it isn't the latest Sorry Not in Service podcast*
In this one we make an announcement, discuss our beloved Queen's strong arm, botch the weather, eat some food stuffs and bugger the Varmints ('s start of their show).
It's jam packed. Much like our sandwiches.
To ...
Gordano!
Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone,
Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone,
Silence the pianos and with muffled drum
Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come.
That’s right, it’s the latest Sorry Not in Service podcast, resplendent in jewels and smelling of polos. In this one, we get histor...
Gordano!
We wish you would stop doing that, we wish you would stop doing that, we wish you would stop doing that, it won't bring the party alive.
That's right one and all, it's YET ANOTHER placeholder podcast. The boy is wonderful but time consuming so rather than broadcast live on Friday 23rd, Simon and Will absconded from helping the family do the washing up on Christmas evening and recorded this podcast in Will's former chamber.
...Gordano!
Welcome along dearest listener (you are the dearest one to us, don't let on to the others though - they are very needy people).
The responsibility enforced hiatus is half over! That's right, while Simon is still coming to terms with the fact he can no longer spend his weekends and week day nights splayed on the sofa watching Challenge TV, William is available and has stepped up to the plate and then deposited something...
Gordano!
And may the Lord be your salvation. Also, here's the very first Sorry Not in Service podcast of November 2016, not on...
Gordano!
Welcome to the podcast that The Times of London has described as ‘a seminal piece of work, a bit like the Jesus story crossed with something else that is really cool - a must listen. xxx’
Moreover, the Queen is now confirmed as a subscriber and if hearsay is to be believed, HearSay are also keen. Lead singer Clive Dugdale was recentl...
Gordano!
Welcome to the all new rebranded Sorry Not in Service! From here on in we are going to be your all time favourite Missy Elliott themed podcast, providing you with all the latest news and stats regarding the hit rapstress. As a special bonus to you, here’s a stat for free:
Missy Elliott is NOT Elliott Smith’s niece.
...
Gordano!
A short play about the NHS:
Patient: Doctor doctor! I feel like a microwave!
Doctor: Oh for FFS sake! Stop wasting my time with these absurd complaints. I’m sick of it. I genuinely had someone in earlier telling me they felt like a pair of curtains. It took all my inner strength not to stab them in the eyes with this ...
Gordano!
48 year old male with GSOB (good sense of Beef) would like to meet an person for fishing trips, religious awakenings, car park scuffles, bad ideas for wet weekends and maybe more/less.
Also, a real deal breaker for me would be an interest in the latest Sorry Not in Service podcast. Must be keen on birthday presents for others, throwa...
Gordano!
Person A: Please may I have a bar of Snickers please?
Person B: Certainly
Person A: How much is it?
Person B: 60p
Person A: That seems a little steep
Person B: It is what it is, if you want them cheaper then you're probably better served going to a larg...
Gordano!
Welcome along you jerk. You feckless idiot, you bum note, you dreadful nectarine. Look at you, you’re a disgrace and I never want to see you again.
Only joking! You’re great and can I have a pint of lemonade please?
Tell you what, I’ll swap you a pint of lemonade for the latest Sorry Not in Service p...
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