Sounds Fake But Okay
A podcast where an aromantic asexual girl and a biromantic demisexual girl talk about all things to do with love, relationships, sexuality, and pretty much anything else that they just don't understand.
Episodes
Hey what's up hello! This week, inspired by the Scottish having a very roudy visit in Boston for the World Cup, we talk about the phenomenon of sex bucket lists and only having sex with someone because of their nationality. There truly are so many reasons to have sex.
Episode Transcript: www.soundsfakepod.com/transcripts/the-world-cup-sex-boom-and-sex-bucket-lists
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Hey what's up hello! You know we're back scrolling through the depths of Reddit. This week: idiot step-fathers, too many blow jobs, saving skulls, incompatible sex drives, and getting the ick bad.
Episode Transcript: www.soundsfakepod.com/transcripts/reddit-rabbithole-pt-25
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Hey what's up hello! This week we’re back with a follow-up to something we touched on last week: ✨yearning✨. Why do queer folks do so much of it and the straights.... don't?
Episode Transcript: www.soundsfakepod.com/transcripts/why-do-the-straights-hate-yearning
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Hey what's up hello! This week we’re back with some listener lore, where we hit all the important topics: mustard gas, toilet feuds, should soup, and straight people’s apparent disinterest in yearning.
Episode Transcript: www.soundsfakepod.com/transcripts/listener-lore-pt-9
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Hey what's up hello! This week we're talking about body trends. What's up with everyone suddenly trying to go for the emaciated look? What does it mean? Do queer people also fall victim?
Episode Transcript: www.soundsfakepod.com/transcripts/body-trends
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Hey what's up hello! This week we talk about Hyles-Anderson College, an unaccredited college in Indiana that teaches young women how to be proper wives and mothers. They really went out and made an MRS degree real.
Episode Transcript: www.soundsfakepod.com/transcripts/the-college-for-tradwives-and-mrs-degrees
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Hey what's up hello! This week, we're chatting with Ashley Koch, who recently got their Master's degree in Counseling! Ash shares their experience in their Master's program, asexuality in the DSM-5-TR, counselor competency as an asexual person, and the lack of LGBTQ+ education in counseling courses.
Episode Transcript: www.soundsfakepod.com/transcripts/therapy-and-asexuality-feat-ashley-koch
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Hey what's up hello! This week we're reaching deep into the archives and pulling out a concept we haven't done since 2021. Should we have left it there? Who knows! We play our version of fuck, marry, kill - elevator, QPR, kill.
Episode Transcript: www.soundsfakepod.com/transcripts/fuck-marry-kill-but-aspec-pt-2
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Hey what's up hello! You know it, you love it. Sarah is back from Ireland, and Reddit is back in town.
Episode Transcript: www.soundsfakepod.com/transcripts/reddit-rabbithole-aita-pt-24
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Episode Transcript: www.soundsfakepod.com/transcripts/special-report-live-from-the-aroace-capital-of-the-world
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Hey what's up hello! This week we discuss the high percentage of aspecs that are under the trans umbrella. We try to figure out why so many aspecs are trans and discuss how the identities interact. Also, unrelated: Sarah's insurance beef.
No episode next week while Sarah is abroad but we'll be back the week after!
Episode Transcript: www.soundsfakepod.com/transcripts/the-overlap-between-trans-and-aspec-identities
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Hey what's up hello! Today we answer the question can I still be asexual or aromantic if I have sex? If I'm in a romantic relationship? If I have trauma? The answer is basically always yes but let's talk about it!
Episode Transcript: www.soundsfakepod.com/transcripts/can-i-still-be-asexual/aromantic-if
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Hey what’s up hello! It’s time for another listener lore, where we answer pressing questions like what the hell is up with Nick? How did we end up on a sidebar about the BTS members’ alpha/omega fanfiction statistics? And… YOUR TONGUES TOUCH WHEN YOU KISS????
Episode Transcript: www.soundsfakepod.com/transcripts/listener-lore-pt-8
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Hey what's up hello! Today we're learning about sex toys. Specifically, the ones that are defined by google as "weird" but... good? Look, we don't know either. Just come on this journey with us. Or don't! (Sorry, this is what happens when Sarah writes the pod descriptions.)
CW: Explicit discussion of sex toys and how they're used
Episode Transcript: www.soundsfakepod.com/transcripts/sex-toys
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Hey what's up hello! Today we dive into research that shows strong links between someone's birth order and sibling composition and their sexuality. We are not scientists; we are just two girls trying to figure it out.
Episode Transcript: www.soundsfakepod.com/transcripts/birth-order-determines-sexuality
Sources:
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/39627649/
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Hey what's up hello! This week ask ourselves the age-old question: just what IS happening over on Reddit?
Episode Transcript: www.soundsfakepod.com/transcripts/reddit-rabbithole-aita-pt-23
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Hey what's up hello! This week we dive into Heteropessimism and make the case for MORE attention to be paid to heterosexuality? We know how it sounds, but hear us out.
Episode Transcript: www.soundsfakepod.com/transcripts/heteropessimism
Sources:
https://thenewinquiry.com/on-heteropessimism/
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Hey what's up hello! This week we learn that there's apparently a libido crisis going on. News to us. We read what Them has to say about the crisis and rate their 69 dating and sex tips that are supposed to "help us navigate love and sex during decidedly unsexy times." Much to unpack.
Episode Transcript: www.soundsfakepod.com/transcripts/dating-tips-for-the-libido-crisis
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Hey what's up hello! This week we're recapping the 2026 Winter Olympics and talking about everything from cheating scandals (the romantic and sports kinds) to queer icons to penis injections.
Episode Transcript: www.soundsfakepod.com/transcripts/winter-olympics-recap
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Hey what’s up hello! You know it. You love it. This week we’re back on Reddit and asking the important questions: can I sue my friend for no-showing to my wedding? Why the hell would you bring a sex worker as your plus one to a baby shower? Where did my brother’s loose prosthetic leg come from?
Episode Transcript: www.soundsfakepod.com/transcripts/reddit-rabbithole-aita-pt-22
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