November 18, 2023 • 37 mins
We are back with our WWE 30 Year Time Machine series to pick up where SummerSlam '93 left off. The road to 1994 begins with WWF Survivor Series 1993! This PPV is widely remembered for its card being changed many times with talent swaps, but was mostly forgettable match-wise. Find out which traditional Survivor Series match we thought was the most impactful by listening along as we break down the entire card!
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Super Media Bros. The Thanksgiving TraditionAll Americans wait for or the other
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tagline the Thanksgiving Tradition Foreign Fanatics waitfor. Tell me that's not the real
tagline. That's that's the tagline onthe poster. Oh man, somebody got
paid for that. Welcome to thesuper Media Bros. Podcast, where two
best friends give comedically and forwardive takeson movies, music, pro wrestling,
and more. I'm Richie. Thisis episode three and one, and we
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are covering the WWF Survivor series fromnineteen ninety three as part of our thirty
year time Machine series. Damn it, that was really the fucking poster.
I swear on everything. I'm lookingat both of them because one is a
picture of Luger, Tatanka and theSteiner Brothers. Then the other is a
picture of ludowig borga yokozuna and theQuebecers, which the card is subject to
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change tagline on. All these thingscould never have been more impaarent than with
this fucking pay per view. It'slike they nobody here, nobody here really
got with was fucking advertised for them. Dude, It's almost like a forbidden
door one. Like remember how thefirst forbidden door pay per view it was
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like, oh, they sold usa dream on that bitch. Yeah,
in which it was a great payper view. I'm not taking away from
it. I loved the outcome ofwhat we got, but on paper it
was it paled in comparison to whatit should have been. Correct, Like
we should have had to see himpunk in Tanahashi. Yeah, we should
have had Brian Danielson, which I'lltake Claudio. That's never a bad thing,
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that's right, But especially back likeback in nineteen ninety three, they
had enough to just bullshit their waythrough it, but they really fucking did.
You have to admit at least that, you know what it felt like
this whole show. It felt likea night of improv comedy. It felt
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like they were trying to figure outalong. They really weren't sure where they
were going. It was all onshort notice. It was all improvisational.
Yeah, let's get into this man, Okay. So the the pay per
view is five matches long. Fourof them are Survivor Series traditional Survivor Series
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matches. One is a smoky MountainWrestling tag team title match Dead in the
Center. I mean there's a there'sa novelty. I guess sure. I
mean it was part of the crossover, Like Jim Cornett had a fucking deal
there, and Jerry Lawler was kindof in the middle of that shit too.
Whatever the fuck. So arguably thebest Survivor Series match of the night
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happens first. It is Team Razor, which is the one two three Kid
Randy Savage, Martin, Janety,and Razor Ramone versus Team IRS Diesel Erin
r Sister, the Model, RickMartel and Adam Baum. What the fuck
is that? In the words ofVince mcmahnon commentary, what a tag team?
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And I'm like, bro, youliterally just threw these motherfuckers together,
and you're just like, what atag team? Because you're also every time
somebody does anything in the ring,you're like, what a maneuver? And
it's like it was a double clothesline? Was it really a double clothes
line when he fucking did that shit? Yeah? Yeah, it was a
double clothes line to the outside.Remember that's right, Because you like,
what a maneuver? And I'm like, oh my fucking god, dude,
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are you fucking serious right now?Like not to keep bringing up a w
and turn the tables and make itabout that show, but like it's not
Adam Cole and MJF doing it fora bit, you know, right,
and then it gets over as abit, as does the kangaroo kick.
Right. It's not that it's legitimatelyjust a double clothesline. That's all it
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was, Vince there, there wasn'tmuch to it. Bub No, I
wouldn't bring up the fucking dark matchbefore we actually like talk about this match
though, Okay, okay, Soit's nineteen ninety three. The Smoking Guns,
like the tag team, the SmokingGuns, Billy and Bart mm hmmm.
Billy Gunn alone defeats the Brooklyn Brawler. Could you guess? I just
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I want to I want to know, just based on the two names that
I gave you, spitballing, howlong was that match? How long do
you think that match was? Thisis nineteen ninety three. It's a Brooklyn
Brawler match, all right? Arewe basing this off of tonight's show or
Joe Labs of fucking lutely seventeen minutes? Jesus Christ, that's like an iron
Man match for the Brooklyn Prowler.Dude, goddamn this whole fucking show belt
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like a goddamn iron Man match.Seven minutes and forty six seconds. Still
too long. I know that's likesix minutes and forty six seconds longer than
it should have been. H SoTeam Razor that this had like a couple
of storylines taking place. Yeah,raz ramone has just won the Intercontinental title.
Who he's interviewed with IRS over Thisis like after Shaw Michaels was suspended
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and they stripped him of the belt, which shone back. Yeah, and
he came back with it like asthe real world champion. You know what
I'm saying. I don't know,man. Uh, there's a there's a
whole storyline with Randy Savage and Crushthat's developed over the last few weeks.
So that leads to Savage getting fuckingeliminated because Crush shows up but he's like
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Savage is like, hey, brother, who kick your ass? And like,
you know, he gets fucking eliminated. This we know, we see
a match with Randy Savage for thefirst time in eighteen years and it's literally
nothing, and it sucks the windout of the crowd completely dude, the
crowd just said huh yeah. Assoon as that happened, I was like,
God, damn it, Richie,you had done it again. The
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other one of these retro pay perviews that I'm like, I was sold
to dream and you're like, yeah, dude, look at this card.
Okay, hell yeah, and thenyou watch and you're like, the fuck
is this. Here's the sad partis that nineteen ninety four has already shaped
up to be much better just basedon Brent and Owen. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, and the rest of therest of it's actually pretty fucking good.
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But dude, god, oh,just just that storyline developing. I'm
looking forward to next year absolutely.Uh. Team Razor winds up winning and
the survivors of that team are theone two three kid in Marty Jeannetti,
and they both win with back toback fucking sunset flip roll ups. What
what I swear? Yeah, Iswear to god. They were just like,
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here's how they're fucking with each other. I don't know, but look
the one two three kid pins RickMartel with a fucking roll up at twenty
five forty nine. Yeah, attwenty six fifty eight, Jeannetti rolls at
a bomb up to fucking win.I refuse to believe that that was planned.
Yeah, I swear that's that.Yeah, it's gotta be a joke.
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Oh that's a nice sunset flip,right, let me do it?
Yeah, Like no, twenty sixminutes and fifty eight seconds later, Team
Razer wins the match and then wemove on to another convoluted ass piece of
shit okay, which this to me, it saved it. The only reason
I say it's convolute is because thestoryline, it's the hard Family versus Shawn
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Michaels and his Nights. Yeah.For those who don't know, Jerry Lawler
was supposed to take Shawn's place.Well, it was his original feud because
Brett and Jerry had been feuding sincethe fucking King of the Ring when we
covered it, like he dropped thewhole ass chair on Brett's fucking face and
his back and shit, and theydid all this build. Apparently some of
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the Knights were supposed to be likemore popular guys under there, like they
were supposed to have at one point, like Jimmy Snook was considered one point,
Terry Funk was considered like Glenn Jacob'saka Kine was considered at one point
fuck man, but then Lawler gotaccused of being a fifteen year old.
The charges were later dropped. MM yeah uh, and then they just
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kept him off the show and replacedhim with the then suspended Shawn Michaels.
So they unsuspended him, but theykept the Knights. Even though it makes
no sense to have Shawn Michaels andKnights, it makes sense to have the
King and Knight. Look, Idon't know, this is fucking stupid.
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Yeah, And it just kind oflends itself to the bullshit that WWF was
under this entire time, because likethe night before this happened, Vince McMahon
was indicted on the steroid chargers,Right, so you unsuspend somebody for drug
I don't look, I get it. At the time, we weren't sure
about Jerry Lawler. I understand takinghim off the show, but why would
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you unsuspend Michaels or enlighten me?Like was there nobody else on the roster?
There should have been somebody else onthe fucking roster like that. The
same thing with later on with DoinkMatt Bourne, like again, like obviously
like should have put a trigger warningfor those of you out there listening,
But honestly, like that's that issome fucking heavy shit that's not to be
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fucked around with. And like,of course you take Jerry the fucking king
shit, yeah, like I'm notand no for sure, but then like
you bring Shan him when you're alreadyhaving like issues like this and then on
top of which you're facing like seriouslike federal indictment charges on like steroids and
stuff, but you've gonna you're gonnabring a guy back who fucking pissed hot
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for steroids in the fucking company backJesus Christ. What a shit show.
And you didn't even like like hekept the icy title on him, so
he was doing like the real worldchamp gimmick. I just I don't get
it because it almost not only didSean get off Scott free in that scenario,
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but also it it almost came acrosslike he got rewarded in a weird
one. Oh yeah, because hewas still protected. He never got pinned.
He didn't submit. Dude. It'sjust like with the with the usos
Man one. I forget which one, but one of them Jimmy, Jimmy,
Jimmy got fucking uh do u eyesout the ass bro Yeah, and
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legitimately, not even a month later, they become the longest reigning tag champions.
Right the fuck. It's this weirdfucking thing where it's like, well,
maybe if we like reward him,maybe he won't fuck up again,
And it's like, why would youwhatever have fun with that dark side of
the Ring episode? Yeah for sure? Like so uh Stu Hart who was
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like fucking Mickey from Rocky Show upto the ring sitting there. He did
that one. I took a sip. Motherfuckers. I'm sorry, but it's
Brett, Bruce Keith and Owen versusthe Black Blue Red Knight and Shawn Michaels
and should have been a good one. Yeah. Sewn and Brett have had
many a Survivor series encounter that thisbeing the least memorable of them, honestly,
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obviously the most memorable one being theninety seven screw job incident, but
that's not here yet. Owen windsup being the only one eliminated. Brett
gets like raped in the eyes andhe's walking on the ring apron and he
gets accidentally bumped off the apron intothe guardrail by Owen Sean rolls him up
for a pinfall. He's the onlyheart eliminated. It takes great exception to
this. And then you got Stuon ring side the whole fucking time that
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you guys said him a bitch,I gotta take you back to the beach
mining. Show you how it's dynYes, stupid mother fucker. I'll say
this much because most of the match, I will say most, not all
of the match kind of forgettable ina lot of ways. It was too
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dragged out, very long. Idon't want to say boring, it was
just too long that it felt liketoo much filler, right. But what
was fucking cracking me up is thatwhen because you can tell it's so obvious
that Bruce is trying to get hisshit in and bro that he's not even
like the focal point of this match, but he's trying his ass off.
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Now, granted him and Keith bothcome out of retirement for this match.
Yeah, I'd be a little selfishtoo, Yeah No, but it's just
fucking funny because he's like, well, give a shit in. It's like,
dude, this is this is thepeak. This is peak for you,
buddy. The ninety three Survivor seriesis peak for fucking Bruce Heart Jesus
Christ. I'll say this though,what I was gonna get at is two
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things that I thoroughly enjoyed was Brett'sselling with the with the eye rake yep.
Like for a split second, Iwas like, did he actually fuck
his eyes up? Like God damnright, because like he doesn't play it
off like oh, I'm gonna layon the ground and writhe he immediately walks
over has the wherewithal ring presents totag out, and then just like he's
kind of disoriented, so he feelswhere the robes are and he gets out
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of the ring. Yeah, likeand just his pacing like it looked real
that And I loved the little momentwhere h Stu was rubbing out the shoulder
of his son, you know,like and then like all right, get
back out there. Yeah, fuckingpussy. You gotta you gotta, you
gotta be doing more squats and morearm lifts in the more deadlifts, son,
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more deadlifts, and I gotta showyou how it's do some rose,
do some fucking rose. You sunup a bit, you know, the
only thing that's gonna get stuff thisyear Thanksgiving is your fucking ask, stupid
mother fucker. But like, Idon't know what it is. I think
it's because, especially today, youdon't see that with the managers. No,
they they're just there. There's nolike managerial ship really happening, Like
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they don't make them like they fuckingused to. Stu being the one that
taught them everything, it makes sensethat he would be like, look,
I know what I'm doing the sameway that whenever I was doing wrestling in
school and everything, I never gota cauliflower or but I've seen this coach
just takes a fucking needle and justpops that shit. Yep, And it's
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like stuff like that, Like youdon't see that in pro wrestling, and
I never thought about it, butthen once I saw it here, I
was like, damn, that's sorelylacking. That is missing just adds to
it for sure. And the endingof this match is so fucked like Owen
winds up being the only guy eliminatedon his team. Sean is the only
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guy left on his fucking team,period, and he fucking walks and gets
counted out, Like dude, wespent thirty minutes and fifty seven seconds on
this match just for you to walkagain. I mean, you fail a
drug test and then you come backwilly nilly still with the title and you're
protected. Yeah. So not onlydoes it make no sense, like in
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terms of backstage politics, because let'sbe honest, it was politics and loves
him from Sean, but also itmakes it makes sense booking wise, but
it's bad booking. Yeah, thiswas terrible booking. Like the only thing
that this match I feel like wasdesigned to get over was the impending Brett
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Owen feud. Yeah, which we'llpick back up with that in January at
the Royal Rumble ninety four. Butmoving on from that, Uh, the
only you know, you know StuHard is sitting there and saying, well
you know what, Owen Hart,Yeah, you have fucked up and you
lost. We had a perfect record. The only you're not even invited to
the family thanks given Danna a stupidson of a bitch. I want you
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dressed like a bird. He canbe the turkey. Put that on decks
out of the ring. Oh fuck. Moving on to the Smoky Mountain Wrestling
Tag Team Championship match. It's theHeavenly Bodies Jigglo Jimmy del Ray and doctor
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Tom Pritchard with Jim Cornett versus theRock and Roll Express, Ricky Morton and
Robert Gibson. A man, Uh, Gibson's googly eye is worse than Shan's
at this point the way early on, motherfucker looking like the Toxic Avenger rollingdo
that ring. So he fucking shit, dude, God damn. So they
fucking lose. I don't give afuck about this match. This, this
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did not match with the rest ofwhat this this fucking paper view was at
all. He fucking takes he takesa goddamn tennis racket to the back.
I think it was Gibson that tookthe tennis racket from Jimmy. He fucking
loses for the team, They losethe titles to the Heavenly Bodies, and
just this is something that happened duringthis dime period that just did not fucking
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catch on at all. Well no, I mean they were in fucking Boston,
like fucking Boston, shout out tothe Bruins. That's my fuck.
Yeah, I fucking love that hockeyteam. Uh, but nah, like
it was in Boston, did theyreally expect some like Southern shit yeah,
like like, what what is Cornett, Tennessee or something? Yeah, I
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think I could be way off.If I'm wrong, somebody will correct us
in the comments. I don't know. But no, he's like southern as
fuck. So like Kentucky, Kentucky. Okay, but that's Jesus Christ,
that's fucking southern, I know.So it's like you can't expect that to
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go over. Yeah, I meanI say that Steve Austin was Texas and
he was over everywhere. But youknow what I mean, like a different
kind of fucking South though. Man, Yeah, I mean I feel like
that was more it was okay,I don't know, it's just it was
a different vibe that they just itdidn't work, you know. And this
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was the piss break match, right, And the thing is, dude,
the match wasn't bad. It wasjust I don't think it was shlocky.
But it's what people would classify asschlock in terms of like, all right,
what was this match? It's twodifferent styles, Like you think about
the way that the WWF style wasat this time versus the smoky Mountain wrestling
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style. It's two different fucking things. You know. What's a perfect example,
though, for the third time I'mbringing up aw but it's a real
thing here. Do you remember wheneverthey brought Nick Gage in absolutely and they
did an actual fucking death match onnational television. Yeah, and how the
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fucking sponsors were mortified. Yeah,because that's not the demographic that they are
selling to, that's not the demographicthat they are promised to be catering top
and so whenever that audience gets it. Now, granted, today is a
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different time period, you know,Like I feel like most wrestling fans are
just wrestling fans in general. Youknow, they're more apt to watch both
a deathmatch as well as a newJapan Tokyo Dome classics for sure. But
I'm saying like back then, Ohmy god, No, That's what I'm
saying, dude, is like,whenever think about how the sponsors, like
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all the suits are and put thatmindset into the fucking cranium of the fans.
Yeah, it's pretty like that's justnot what they're they want to see
all the the pizazz i. Guessyou want to see the sports and things
sports intanas. Yeah, the HeavenlyBodies fucking win in thirteen minutes and forty
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one seconds. That was the pissbreak match, and we're going to take
a piss break ourselves and we'll beright back after this. Yeah, don't
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and more. Pretty sure that's neverbeen done before. All right,
we're back and it's time to fuckingclown around. So the original Doint the
Clown, Matt Bourne, was involvedin this entire thing where it was him
and Bam Bam Bigelow feuding with eachother. Well, he's like, well,
I'm gonna get bashing Booker and theheadshrinkers to come fuck your shit up,
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and it was gonna be four doinks. But lo and behold, before
this paper view happens, Matt Bourneis fucking fired, and he's the umpteenth
person to have to be replaced.And who do they replace this doint the
clown with four people that are clearlynot fucking joint the clown. It's the
bushwhackers and men on a mission anddoink the clown hair and makeup, and
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they, I swear to God,in ten minutes and fifty eight seconds,
they clean sweep the other fucking team, who are just demolishing the shit out
of a fucking turkey. First ofall, why was born fired? Is
there a reason? Matt dude?Oh God, a ton of fucking reasons.
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Like he dude had some fucking problems. And I'm not even trying to
be a dick when I say that, I'm just I really mean that the
dude had some fucking problems and likewith like alcohol and other shit, and
it's just, you know, itwas unfucking fortunate because Matt Bourne, God
damn it, like rest in peace. But Matt Bourne was honestly a fucking
genius in the ring well not onlythat, but he had just turned baby
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face, didn't he Yes. Yeah, So whenever they switched it, I
was like, wait, so whatdid I did I miss something? I
I thought at this point in mylittle history bank that that happened here and
then right, and the crowd wasfucking hot for him at this point,
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right, Like when when can youever say the crowd was really hot for
douynk the clown? Do you seewhat I mean? Like, after that,
the gimmick just kind of became aliteral joke. Well, I mean,
he did have that really sick ass, fucking like Heath Ledger joker looking
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gimmick in the Indies A years fuckingla yeah Matt reborn, yeah, born
again or whatever. Go was sofucking awesome though, Dude, I love
that. But like as far asjust dwink some of his good work.
Also after this was when he wentas just Matt Bourne and E c W
and when more like the half makeupand shit cool, Oh so much shit
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was happening with him, dude,Like, by the way, Tim,
by the way, ten minutes andfifty eight seconds, his match is over
with, but fucking like, goon with the chlorophyll with Dyke. Yeah,
the last thing we saw was apiss break match, and then we
get this and I was just kindof like, reach, you, what,
why do we do this? It'sit's honestly fun to roast, it
is, But I think what itis is like sometimes we see people of
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talent on these shows and then weend up kidding this and we're just like,
y'all can do better than that.Yeah, but you know what,
I don't think we appreciate the goodshit without the bullshit fair enough. Yeah.
Yeah, because look look at whatwe were talking about before we went
on air. We're talking about howgood it's gonna be in nineteen ninety four.
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Comparatively speaking, that's true. Yeah, So like we got to chruch
to this whole fucking year and didn'tbe like, dude, ninety four,
it's like a fucking one eighty.Yeah. I mean I thought the booking
with Sean and the Heart Found It. I thought that match was a little
wonky and clunky, but and Ithought my jokes were bad. Yeah.
I was like, I thought thatwas a little rough, But then I
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see this and give you more ofthat. Yeah. So we're moving on
to the main event. It's anotherSurvivor series match. It's the all Americans
versus the foreign fanatics. Now thismatch here, they took to Tanka out
because Ludovig Borga hands him his firstdefeat in two years on raw with a
finger pin and then they drag himto the corner and Yoko crushes his rib
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cage. They do this to putthe Undertaker on the team with his fucking
American flag drench coat. Now here'sthe fucking best thing about this. Love
it? You you know that irlMark Callaway is like Merca as fuck.
Yeah, he fucking hated this.Oh it was so trashy looking, And
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why I love it. It's it'severything like, Okay, look at that
screenshot. It's so funny the actualcamera angle where you see the Undertaker like
goth fucking banner that a fan drapedin the background, and you got all
of these characters in the ring,none of which go together, and then
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Undertaker. Not only is it apeek behind the curtain at Mark Calloway,
but it's also just like it's almostlike whenever you see that old grandma that
listens to death metals, you know, it's kind of like that. It's
kind of like this weird thing oflike I don't even know what I'm looking
at right now. This is kindof funny. You see this goth,
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undead, zombie like figure being likea Merca. Yeah, God, and
I I just I love every fuckingpixel of that screen shot the way he
and that. By the way,it's Lex Lucer, the Steiner Brothers and
Undertaker, and it's so fucking funnybecause during that like promo on Raw,
Undertakers like let freedom ring in theFord Fanetics rest and he's like opens his
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fucking ship. In the screen capof Lex Lucer looking confused as all fucking
hell, it's it's if I canfind it in four K, I will
have that printed and framed and putin my bedroom exactly like that. I
want to look at that every fuckingday until I die. I want to
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wake up to that bet. Andthen it was supposed to be the quebecer
Is, Ludovig Bordega and Yogo Zuna, but they decided, hey, you
know, we took to talk out, so let's not Lex Luger conked the
shit out of one of the Quebecaswith his metal forearm, and we'll just
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put a Crush in this match.You know the foreign fanatics. You've got
Ludovig Burga, You've got Yokozuna,you have a French Canadian Quebeca, and
then you have from Kona, HawaiiCrush. And their names were what the
foreign fanatics whose idea was that,I have no earthly idea. But the
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only way that this works is becausemister Fuji is managing both Yokozuna and Crush
separately. So there is the quoteconnection. Now here's the funny part.
There are so many managers involved inthis match that they themselves could have been
their own fore man team. Hehad Paul Bearer, Johnny Polo Aka Raven,
mister Fuji, and Jim Cornette.There are too many cooks in the
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kitchen here, buddy say, toquote riff Raff, that's it's too much
and not nice. Yeah, there'stoo many dicks on the dance floor here.
Yeah, I don't, it's justbloated. It's yeah, it really
his man like. Okay, Soit's a damn near thirty minute match.
It's twenty seven minutes and fifty nineseconds. Rick Seiner seemingly gets injured and
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they just take him out and yeah, It's kind of a coster fuck of
a match like this should have beengreat. It should have been great.
Now yoko Zuna and the Undertaker goto a double count out, which both
protects the championship and the Undertaker.Dude, there was at one spot with
Taker about to get the fucking bomball you're about to get the bondsye dropped,
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dude, and he fucking sits upat the last goddamn possible moment.
Imagine him sitting up a little toolate in Yokozuna's fat ass, breaking his
neck. And I'm not saying callinghim fat, I'm saying his ass is
huge. Dude. Can you imaginethe ripple of fect like you like that
double fucking like a quadr I wasfucking cooking on that one. But but
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no, look we're we're we're beinga little hard on Yokozuna. But he
was a very nice guy, verysweet, greats into humor. Him and
Undertaker were buds in real life too. Imagine that fucking story. Hey remember
the time your head got stuck upmy ass? Very nice guy, great
worker, doesn't know how bread works, but we we love him either way,
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right, But really think about that, like how time would change if
he broke Taker's neck. What Takerhas had some gnarly fucking injuries over the
years, dude, the fucking crushedorbital bone. Dude, Like legit,
holy shit. I know the answerto this question for a number of reasons,
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but I'm gonna ask you, justfor the listener's sake? Have you
listened to The Undertaker's Interview podcast withJoe Rogan? I absolutely have. Really,
I didn't expect that. Okay,Yeah, you make an exception for
wrestling episodes, don't you. Imake an exception if the guest is interesting
because I fucking hate Joe Rogan.See I it's hard for me because I
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grew up with fear Factor and Iwatched a lot of Chuck Liddell as a
child. Hey that's not Joe Rogan, that's Road Jogan. Okay, fair
enough either way, though. No, then, okay, so you listen
to that, you know that,like what seventy percent of that Undertaker episode
was just yeah, you know,I got this injury and I got that
injury and this is kind of fuckingwith me, And yeah, dude,
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I'm hurt here. I'm can barelywalk there. Like, dude, it's
taker is just a walking, fuckinglike laundry list of injuries. It's fucking
unreal, man, the amount ofsurgeries that dude has had and the amount
of surgeries he's put off, andit just shows that he gave his body
to this business. So Lex Lugerwinds up being the sole survivor because,
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as you recall, in the championshipmatch at Summer Slam, Ludowig borga like
confronts him backstage and he's like,fuck you, I'm gonna wreck your ass.
So your stupid piece of shit Americanand leg Luger's like, I don't
roll that way, but whatever,and Ludwig is just like, I'm going
to beat your fucking ass. Iam going to do I will break you.
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He's gonna Ivan Drago the fuck outof him. So he uh he
pins him uh at twenty eight minutesin two seconds, and how do we?
How do we celebrate and golf thereI don't even remember. Lex Luger
celebrates in the ring with snowfall andSanta Claus. I tried to forget it.
Same. Lex Luger celebrated with aglitterfall at SummerSlam when he won by
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count out and didn't win the WorldChampionship. He wins a Survivor Series match
that has nothing to do with fuckall he does just Lex Luger has by
this point become the laughing stock oflike the quote Leader of the Federation,
where dude, you ain't shit doyou do? You remember being a kid
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and whenever you would get a newwrestling video game and you could practically be
your own booker, and you justshot up your caw right to the fucking
top. In his first year,you had every title, You won money
in the bank despite already being championship, and won the Royal Rumble and did
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like all this other shit. Andthen it like in your brain, it's
like this is actually low key,pretty cheesy of me. But it's my
game. Let me have fun.That's what the booking of Lex Luger feels
like. It feels like a littlekid playing a video game trying to make
his call the guy. It's actuallyfucking hilarious. It's atrocious, it's abysmal.
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Get that shit out of here.This man did not hold a championship
in his entire run with the WWF. Nothing, But it's a visual of
back to back. You get thesefucking visuals of him in the Kombetti and
all that other shit. Man,it looks so fucking ridiculous. It's bad,
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and that's how we go off theair, and that's the end of
the show. And really the onlytakeaway it's so fucked up. The only
goddamn takeaways from there's two. Theonly two takeaways from this pay per view
are the fact that Sean Michaels andRazor Ramone are going to be on a
collision course for who the real ICchampion is, and Brett and Owen are
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about to have a fucking collision courseof they're own that spans most of nineteen
ninety four. Join us when wecome back to the Time Machine series in
twenty twenty four to do the yearnineteen ninety four. Royal Rumble. That's
honestly one of my favorite rumbles.Maybe a ten is one of my favorite
manias. I mean ninety four.He is full of good shit. So
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we'll be back then next week weare going to come back with some more
wrestling for you guys. We're gonnareview aw full gear. I'm excited as
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A Terrifier three teaser trailer A bruhey, br hey. I'm all I'm
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sir, wait to get to that. Motherfucker. Dude, I'm I'm
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I caught that though? Or arewe not doing it for Halloween? We're
saving it? Oh? Abs offucking lutely. Okay, Christmas. Christmas
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horror kicks so much? Ass?I mean yeah, I just wasn't sure
if you wanted to strike right asthe debut, But that works, believe
it or not. We only haveone horror movie this year for Christmas,
and it's barely even that. It'sa pretty fucking so bad. It's a
good one. Everything else is wortha motherfucker. You haven't shown this to
me yet, Oh I have.I just know you don't remember it.
Okay, Okay, I I will. I will reveal all in due time,
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Okay, next week, because wegotta go. We gotta we gotta
keep people hanging on, like whatare they gonna do? We gotta keep
them out, keep them salivating.Man, we were dangled that fucking candy
cane right in front of you,because he does the same thing to me,
Like y'all think I'm keeping this shitkfe. Whenever I act like I
don't know what's happening, I reallydon't. It's funny too, because I
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legitimately do show dev and like theschedule and he's like, all right,
word, and I'm like, okay, cool, Well I'll go ahead and
just pin that in it said apencil, and then the time comes like
what are we doing? It's like, oh man, it's kind of fun
that way though, because I'm justlike, because you know, I'm always
at work. I know, it'slike I just came over and I'm like,
yeah, yeah, yeah, Igot that. Yeah that works.
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Fucking Devil's the guy that signs withoutreading the fine front. Yeah, make
sure to read the terms and conditions. It's like yeah, yeah, yeah,
yah, yeah, I got itthe turns and conditions because some of
these are fucking shit. But anyway, yeah, no, we're gonna kick
it off with a goddamn classic andthen one so bad as good, and
then a couple classics. So putit to you this way. The entire
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month is a cult sin of aSaturday showing. Okay, so we'd be
good. So basically stock up theone day off I get per week on
binging movies that way, like I'mnot doing a crunch time, right,
exactly? Gotcha? Thank you guysfor hanging out. How This has been
episode three hundred and one WWF SurvivorSeries nineteen ninety three until next week.
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I'm Richie, I'm Devn Shade's on. We're all
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are covering the WWF Survivor series fromnineteen ninety three as part of our thirty
year time Machine series. Damn it, that was really the fucking poster.
I swear on everything. I'm lookingat both of them because one is a
picture of Luger, Tatanka and theSteiner Brothers. Then the other is a
picture of ludowig borga yokozuna and theQuebecers, which the card is subject to
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change tagline on. All these thingscould never have been more impaarent than with
this fucking pay per view. It'slike they nobody here, nobody here really
got with was fucking advertised for them. Dude, It's almost like a forbidden
door one. Like remember how thefirst forbidden door pay per view it was
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like, oh, they sold usa dream on that bitch. Yeah,
in which it was a great payper view. I'm not taking away from
it. I loved the outcome ofwhat we got, but on paper it
was it paled in comparison to whatit should have been. Correct, Like
we should have had to see himpunk in Tanahashi. Yeah, we should
have had Brian Danielson, which I'lltake Claudio. That's never a bad thing,
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that's right, But especially back likeback in nineteen ninety three, they
had enough to just bullshit their waythrough it, but they really fucking did.
You have to admit at least that, you know what it felt like
this whole show. It felt likea night of improv comedy. It felt
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like they were trying to figure outalong. They really weren't sure where they
were going. It was all onshort notice. It was all improvisational.
Yeah, let's get into this man, Okay. So the the pay per
view is five matches long. Fourof them are Survivor Series traditional Survivor Series
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matches. One is a smoky MountainWrestling tag team title match Dead in the
Center. I mean there's a there'sa novelty. I guess sure. I
mean it was part of the crossover, Like Jim Cornett had a fucking deal
there, and Jerry Lawler was kindof in the middle of that shit too.
Whatever the fuck. So arguably thebest Survivor Series match of the night
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happens first. It is Team Razor, which is the one two three Kid
Randy Savage, Martin, Janety,and Razor Ramone versus Team IRS Diesel Erin
r Sister, the Model, RickMartel and Adam Baum. What the fuck
is that? In the words ofVince mcmahnon commentary, what a tag team?
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And I'm like, bro, youliterally just threw these motherfuckers together,
and you're just like, what atag team? Because you're also every time
somebody does anything in the ring,you're like, what a maneuver? And
it's like it was a double clothesline? Was it really a double clothes
line when he fucking did that shit? Yeah? Yeah, it was a
double clothes line to the outside.Remember that's right, Because you like,
what a maneuver? And I'm like, oh my fucking god, dude,
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are you fucking serious right now?Like not to keep bringing up a w
and turn the tables and make itabout that show, but like it's not
Adam Cole and MJF doing it fora bit, you know, right,
and then it gets over as abit, as does the kangaroo kick.
Right. It's not that it's legitimatelyjust a double clothesline. That's all it
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was, Vince there, there wasn'tmuch to it. Bub No, I
wouldn't bring up the fucking dark matchbefore we actually like talk about this match
though, Okay, okay, Soit's nineteen ninety three. The Smoking Guns,
like the tag team, the SmokingGuns, Billy and Bart mm hmmm.
Billy Gunn alone defeats the Brooklyn Brawler. Could you guess? I just
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I want to I want to know, just based on the two names that
I gave you, spitballing, howlong was that match? How long do
you think that match was? Thisis nineteen ninety three. It's a Brooklyn
Brawler match, all right? Arewe basing this off of tonight's show or
Joe Labs of fucking lutely seventeen minutes? Jesus Christ, that's like an iron
Man match for the Brooklyn Prowler.Dude, goddamn this whole fucking show belt
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like a goddamn iron Man match.Seven minutes and forty six seconds. Still
too long. I know that's likesix minutes and forty six seconds longer than
it should have been. H SoTeam Razor that this had like a couple
of storylines taking place. Yeah,raz ramone has just won the Intercontinental title.
Who he's interviewed with IRS over Thisis like after Shaw Michaels was suspended
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and they stripped him of the belt, which shone back. Yeah, and
he came back with it like asthe real world champion. You know what
I'm saying. I don't know,man. Uh, there's a there's a
whole storyline with Randy Savage and Crushthat's developed over the last few weeks.
So that leads to Savage getting fuckingeliminated because Crush shows up but he's like
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Savage is like, hey, brother, who kick your ass? And like,
you know, he gets fucking eliminated. This we know, we see
a match with Randy Savage for thefirst time in eighteen years and it's literally
nothing, and it sucks the windout of the crowd completely dude, the
crowd just said huh yeah. Assoon as that happened, I was like,
God, damn it, Richie,you had done it again. The
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other one of these retro pay perviews that I'm like, I was sold
to dream and you're like, yeah, dude, look at this card.
Okay, hell yeah, and thenyou watch and you're like, the fuck
is this. Here's the sad partis that nineteen ninety four has already shaped
up to be much better just basedon Brent and Owen. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, and the rest of therest of it's actually pretty fucking good.
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But dude, god, oh,just just that storyline developing. I'm
looking forward to next year absolutely.Uh. Team Razor winds up winning and
the survivors of that team are theone two three kid in Marty Jeannetti,
and they both win with back toback fucking sunset flip roll ups. What
what I swear? Yeah, Iswear to god. They were just like,
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here's how they're fucking with each other. I don't know, but look
the one two three kid pins RickMartel with a fucking roll up at twenty
five forty nine. Yeah, attwenty six fifty eight, Jeannetti rolls at
a bomb up to fucking win.I refuse to believe that that was planned.
Yeah, I swear that's that.Yeah, it's gotta be a joke.
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Oh that's a nice sunset flip,right, let me do it?
Yeah, Like no, twenty sixminutes and fifty eight seconds later, Team
Razer wins the match and then wemove on to another convoluted ass piece of
shit okay, which this to me, it saved it. The only reason
I say it's convolute is because thestoryline, it's the hard Family versus Shawn
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Michaels and his Nights. Yeah.For those who don't know, Jerry Lawler
was supposed to take Shawn's place.Well, it was his original feud because
Brett and Jerry had been feuding sincethe fucking King of the Ring when we
covered it, like he dropped thewhole ass chair on Brett's fucking face and
his back and shit, and theydid all this build. Apparently some of
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the Knights were supposed to be likemore popular guys under there, like they
were supposed to have at one point, like Jimmy Snook was considered one point,
Terry Funk was considered like Glenn Jacob'saka Kine was considered at one point
fuck man, but then Lawler gotaccused of being a fifteen year old.
The charges were later dropped. MM yeah uh, and then they just
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kept him off the show and replacedhim with the then suspended Shawn Michaels.
So they unsuspended him, but theykept the Knights. Even though it makes
no sense to have Shawn Michaels andKnights, it makes sense to have the
King and Knight. Look, Idon't know, this is fucking stupid.
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Yeah, And it just kind oflends itself to the bullshit that WWF was
under this entire time, because likethe night before this happened, Vince McMahon
was indicted on the steroid chargers,Right, so you unsuspend somebody for drug
I don't look, I get it. At the time, we weren't sure
about Jerry Lawler. I understand takinghim off the show, but why would
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you unsuspend Michaels or enlighten me?Like was there nobody else on the roster?
There should have been somebody else onthe fucking roster like that. The
same thing with later on with DoinkMatt Bourne, like again, like obviously
like should have put a trigger warningfor those of you out there listening,
But honestly, like that's that issome fucking heavy shit that's not to be
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fucked around with. And like,of course you take Jerry the fucking king
shit, yeah, like I'm notand no for sure, but then like
you bring Shan him when you're alreadyhaving like issues like this and then on
top of which you're facing like seriouslike federal indictment charges on like steroids and
stuff, but you've gonna you're gonnabring a guy back who fucking pissed hot
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for steroids in the fucking company backJesus Christ. What a shit show.
And you didn't even like like hekept the icy title on him, so
he was doing like the real worldchamp gimmick. I just I don't get
it because it almost not only didSean get off Scott free in that scenario,
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but also it it almost came acrosslike he got rewarded in a weird
one. Oh yeah, because hewas still protected. He never got pinned.
He didn't submit. Dude. It'sjust like with the with the usos
Man one. I forget which one, but one of them Jimmy, Jimmy,
Jimmy got fucking uh do u eyesout the ass bro Yeah, and
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legitimately, not even a month later, they become the longest reigning tag champions.
Right the fuck. It's this weirdfucking thing where it's like, well,
maybe if we like reward him,maybe he won't fuck up again,
And it's like, why would youwhatever have fun with that dark side of
the Ring episode? Yeah for sure? Like so uh Stu Hart who was
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like fucking Mickey from Rocky Show upto the ring sitting there. He did
that one. I took a sip. Motherfuckers. I'm sorry, but it's
Brett, Bruce Keith and Owen versusthe Black Blue Red Knight and Shawn Michaels
and should have been a good one. Yeah. Sewn and Brett have had
many a Survivor series encounter that thisbeing the least memorable of them, honestly,
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obviously the most memorable one being theninety seven screw job incident, but
that's not here yet. Owen windsup being the only one eliminated. Brett
gets like raped in the eyes andhe's walking on the ring apron and he
gets accidentally bumped off the apron intothe guardrail by Owen Sean rolls him up
for a pinfall. He's the onlyheart eliminated. It takes great exception to
this. And then you got Stuon ring side the whole fucking time that
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you guys said him a bitch,I gotta take you back to the beach
mining. Show you how it's dynYes, stupid mother fucker. I'll say
this much because most of the match, I will say most, not all
of the match kind of forgettable ina lot of ways. It was too
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dragged out, very long. Idon't want to say boring, it was
just too long that it felt liketoo much filler, right. But what
was fucking cracking me up is thatwhen because you can tell it's so obvious
that Bruce is trying to get hisshit in and bro that he's not even
like the focal point of this match, but he's trying his ass off.
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Now, granted him and Keith bothcome out of retirement for this match.
Yeah, I'd be a little selfishtoo, Yeah No, but it's just
fucking funny because he's like, well, give a shit in. It's like,
dude, this is this is thepeak. This is peak for you,
buddy. The ninety three Survivor seriesis peak for fucking Bruce Heart Jesus
Christ. I'll say this though,what I was gonna get at is two
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things that I thoroughly enjoyed was Brett'sselling with the with the eye rake yep.
Like for a split second, Iwas like, did he actually fuck
his eyes up? Like God damnright, because like he doesn't play it
off like oh, I'm gonna layon the ground and writhe he immediately walks
over has the wherewithal ring presents totag out, and then just like he's
kind of disoriented, so he feelswhere the robes are and he gets out
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of the ring. Yeah, likeand just his pacing like it looked real
that And I loved the little momentwhere h Stu was rubbing out the shoulder
of his son, you know,like and then like all right, get
back out there. Yeah, fuckingpussy. You gotta you gotta, you
gotta be doing more squats and morearm lifts in the more deadlifts, son,
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more deadlifts, and I gotta showyou how it's do some rose,
do some fucking rose. You sunup a bit, you know, the
only thing that's gonna get stuff thisyear Thanksgiving is your fucking ask, stupid
mother fucker. But like, Idon't know what it is. I think
it's because, especially today, youdon't see that with the managers. No,
they they're just there. There's nolike managerial ship really happening, Like
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they don't make them like they fuckingused to. Stu being the one that
taught them everything, it makes sensethat he would be like, look,
I know what I'm doing the sameway that whenever I was doing wrestling in
school and everything, I never gota cauliflower or but I've seen this coach
just takes a fucking needle and justpops that shit. Yep, And it's
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like stuff like that, Like youdon't see that in pro wrestling, and
I never thought about it, butthen once I saw it here, I
was like, damn, that's sorelylacking. That is missing just adds to
it for sure. And the endingof this match is so fucked like Owen
winds up being the only guy eliminatedon his team. Sean is the only
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guy left on his fucking team,period, and he fucking walks and gets
counted out, Like dude, wespent thirty minutes and fifty seven seconds on
this match just for you to walkagain. I mean, you fail a
drug test and then you come backwilly nilly still with the title and you're
protected. Yeah. So not onlydoes it make no sense, like in
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terms of backstage politics, because let'sbe honest, it was politics and loves
him from Sean, but also itmakes it makes sense booking wise, but
it's bad booking. Yeah, thiswas terrible booking. Like the only thing
that this match I feel like wasdesigned to get over was the impending Brett
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Owen feud. Yeah, which we'llpick back up with that in January at
the Royal Rumble ninety four. Butmoving on from that, Uh, the
only you know, you know StuHard is sitting there and saying, well
you know what, Owen Hart,Yeah, you have fucked up and you
lost. We had a perfect record. The only you're not even invited to
the family thanks given Danna a stupidson of a bitch. I want you
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dressed like a bird. He canbe the turkey. Put that on decks
out of the ring. Oh fuck. Moving on to the Smoky Mountain Wrestling
Tag Team Championship match. It's theHeavenly Bodies Jigglo Jimmy del Ray and doctor
(16:07):
Tom Pritchard with Jim Cornett versus theRock and Roll Express, Ricky Morton and
Robert Gibson. A man, Uh, Gibson's googly eye is worse than Shan's
at this point the way early on, motherfucker looking like the Toxic Avenger rollingdo
that ring. So he fucking shit, dude, God damn. So they
fucking lose. I don't give afuck about this match. This, this
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did not match with the rest ofwhat this this fucking paper view was at
all. He fucking takes he takesa goddamn tennis racket to the back.
I think it was Gibson that tookthe tennis racket from Jimmy. He fucking
loses for the team, They losethe titles to the Heavenly Bodies, and
just this is something that happened duringthis dime period that just did not fucking
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catch on at all. Well no, I mean they were in fucking Boston,
like fucking Boston, shout out tothe Bruins. That's my fuck.
Yeah, I fucking love that hockeyteam. Uh, but nah, like
it was in Boston, did theyreally expect some like Southern shit yeah,
like like, what what is Cornett, Tennessee or something? Yeah, I
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think I could be way off.If I'm wrong, somebody will correct us
in the comments. I don't know. But no, he's like southern as
fuck. So like Kentucky, Kentucky. Okay, but that's Jesus Christ,
that's fucking southern, I know.So it's like you can't expect that to
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go over. Yeah, I meanI say that Steve Austin was Texas and
he was over everywhere. But youknow what I mean, like a different
kind of fucking South though. Man, Yeah, I mean I feel like
that was more it was okay,I don't know, it's just it was
a different vibe that they just itdidn't work, you know. And this
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was the piss break match, right, And the thing is, dude,
the match wasn't bad. It wasjust I don't think it was shlocky.
But it's what people would classify asschlock in terms of like, all right,
what was this match? It's twodifferent styles, Like you think about
the way that the WWF style wasat this time versus the smoky Mountain wrestling
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style. It's two different fucking things. You know. What's a perfect example,
though, for the third time I'mbringing up aw but it's a real
thing here. Do you remember wheneverthey brought Nick Gage in absolutely and they
did an actual fucking death match onnational television. Yeah, and how the
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fucking sponsors were mortified. Yeah,because that's not the demographic that they are
selling to, that's not the demographicthat they are promised to be catering top
and so whenever that audience gets it. Now, granted, today is a
(19:14):
different time period, you know,Like I feel like most wrestling fans are
just wrestling fans in general. Youknow, they're more apt to watch both
a deathmatch as well as a newJapan Tokyo Dome classics for sure. But
I'm saying like back then, Ohmy god, No, That's what I'm
saying, dude, is like,whenever think about how the sponsors, like
(19:37):
all the suits are and put thatmindset into the fucking cranium of the fans.
Yeah, it's pretty like that's justnot what they're they want to see
all the the pizazz i. Guessyou want to see the sports and things
sports intanas. Yeah, the HeavenlyBodies fucking win in thirteen minutes and forty
(20:00):
one seconds. That was the pissbreak match, and we're going to take
a piss break ourselves and we'll beright back after this. Yeah, don't
fucking go anywhere. You're listening tothe Supermedia Bros. Hey, I'm Hansel
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Hey, and we're here to firstof all, categorically deny the rumors going
(20:22):
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best friends given formatively comedic takes onmusic, gaming, pro wrestling, movies,
(20:44):
and more. Pretty sure that's neverbeen done before. All right,
we're back and it's time to fuckingclown around. So the original Doint the
Clown, Matt Bourne, was involvedin this entire thing where it was him
and Bam Bam Bigelow feuding with eachother. Well, he's like, well,
I'm gonna get bashing Booker and theheadshrinkers to come fuck your shit up,
(21:04):
and it was gonna be four doinks. But lo and behold, before
this paper view happens, Matt Bourneis fucking fired, and he's the umpteenth
person to have to be replaced.And who do they replace this doint the
clown with four people that are clearlynot fucking joint the clown. It's the
bushwhackers and men on a mission anddoink the clown hair and makeup, and
(21:27):
they, I swear to God,in ten minutes and fifty eight seconds,
they clean sweep the other fucking team, who are just demolishing the shit out
of a fucking turkey. First ofall, why was born fired? Is
there a reason? Matt dude?Oh God, a ton of fucking reasons.
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Like he dude had some fucking problems. And I'm not even trying to
be a dick when I say that, I'm just I really mean that the
dude had some fucking problems and likewith like alcohol and other shit, and
it's just, you know, itwas unfucking fortunate because Matt Bourne, God
damn it, like rest in peace. But Matt Bourne was honestly a fucking
genius in the ring well not onlythat, but he had just turned baby
(22:11):
face, didn't he Yes. Yeah, So whenever they switched it, I
was like, wait, so whatdid I did I miss something? I
I thought at this point in mylittle history bank that that happened here and
then right, and the crowd wasfucking hot for him at this point,
(22:32):
right, Like when when can youever say the crowd was really hot for
douynk the clown? Do you seewhat I mean? Like, after that,
the gimmick just kind of became aliteral joke. Well, I mean,
he did have that really sick ass, fucking like Heath Ledger joker looking
(22:52):
gimmick in the Indies A years fuckingla yeah Matt reborn, yeah, born
again or whatever. Go was sofucking awesome though, Dude, I love
that. But like as far asjust dwink some of his good work.
Also after this was when he wentas just Matt Bourne and E c W
and when more like the half makeupand shit cool, Oh so much shit
(23:18):
was happening with him, dude,Like, by the way, Tim,
by the way, ten minutes andfifty eight seconds, his match is over
with, but fucking like, goon with the chlorophyll with Dyke. Yeah,
the last thing we saw was apiss break match, and then we
get this and I was just kindof like, reach, you, what,
why do we do this? It'sit's honestly fun to roast, it
is, But I think what itis is like sometimes we see people of
(23:41):
talent on these shows and then weend up kidding this and we're just like,
y'all can do better than that.Yeah, but you know what,
I don't think we appreciate the goodshit without the bullshit fair enough. Yeah.
Yeah, because look look at whatwe were talking about before we went
on air. We're talking about howgood it's gonna be in nineteen ninety four.
(24:02):
Comparatively speaking, that's true. Yeah, So like we got to chruch
to this whole fucking year and didn'tbe like, dude, ninety four,
it's like a fucking one eighty.Yeah. I mean I thought the booking
with Sean and the Heart Found It. I thought that match was a little
wonky and clunky, but and Ithought my jokes were bad. Yeah.
I was like, I thought thatwas a little rough, But then I
(24:23):
see this and give you more ofthat. Yeah. So we're moving on
to the main event. It's anotherSurvivor series match. It's the all Americans
versus the foreign fanatics. Now thismatch here, they took to Tanka out
because Ludovig Borga hands him his firstdefeat in two years on raw with a
finger pin and then they drag himto the corner and Yoko crushes his rib
(24:47):
cage. They do this to putthe Undertaker on the team with his fucking
American flag drench coat. Now here'sthe fucking best thing about this. Love
it? You you know that irlMark Callaway is like Merca as fuck.
Yeah, he fucking hated this.Oh it was so trashy looking, And
(25:11):
why I love it. It's it'severything like, Okay, look at that
screenshot. It's so funny the actualcamera angle where you see the Undertaker like
goth fucking banner that a fan drapedin the background, and you got all
of these characters in the ring,none of which go together, and then
(25:34):
Undertaker. Not only is it apeek behind the curtain at Mark Calloway,
but it's also just like it's almostlike whenever you see that old grandma that
listens to death metals, you know, it's kind of like that. It's
kind of like this weird thing oflike I don't even know what I'm looking
at right now. This is kindof funny. You see this goth,
(25:56):
undead, zombie like figure being likea Merca. Yeah, God, and
I I just I love every fuckingpixel of that screen shot the way he
and that. By the way,it's Lex Lucer, the Steiner Brothers and
Undertaker, and it's so fucking funnybecause during that like promo on Raw,
Undertakers like let freedom ring in theFord Fanetics rest and he's like opens his
(26:23):
fucking ship. In the screen capof Lex Lucer looking confused as all fucking
hell, it's it's if I canfind it in four K, I will
have that printed and framed and putin my bedroom exactly like that. I
want to look at that every fuckingday until I die. I want to
(26:45):
wake up to that bet. Andthen it was supposed to be the quebecer
Is, Ludovig Bordega and Yogo Zuna, but they decided, hey, you
know, we took to talk out, so let's not Lex Luger conked the
shit out of one of the Quebecaswith his metal forearm, and we'll just
(27:06):
put a Crush in this match.You know the foreign fanatics. You've got
Ludovig Burga, You've got Yokozuna,you have a French Canadian Quebeca, and
then you have from Kona, HawaiiCrush. And their names were what the
foreign fanatics whose idea was that,I have no earthly idea. But the
(27:33):
only way that this works is becausemister Fuji is managing both Yokozuna and Crush
separately. So there is the quoteconnection. Now here's the funny part.
There are so many managers involved inthis match that they themselves could have been
their own fore man team. Hehad Paul Bearer, Johnny Polo Aka Raven,
mister Fuji, and Jim Cornette.There are too many cooks in the
(27:56):
kitchen here, buddy say, toquote riff Raff, that's it's too much
and not nice. Yeah, there'stoo many dicks on the dance floor here.
Yeah, I don't, it's justbloated. It's yeah, it really
his man like. Okay, Soit's a damn near thirty minute match.
It's twenty seven minutes and fifty nineseconds. Rick Seiner seemingly gets injured and
(28:21):
they just take him out and yeah, It's kind of a coster fuck of
a match like this should have beengreat. It should have been great.
Now yoko Zuna and the Undertaker goto a double count out, which both
protects the championship and the Undertaker.Dude, there was at one spot with
Taker about to get the fucking bomball you're about to get the bondsye dropped,
(28:45):
dude, and he fucking sits upat the last goddamn possible moment.
Imagine him sitting up a little toolate in Yokozuna's fat ass, breaking his
neck. And I'm not saying callinghim fat, I'm saying his ass is
huge. Dude. Can you imaginethe ripple of fect like you like that
double fucking like a quadr I wasfucking cooking on that one. But but
(29:11):
no, look we're we're we're beinga little hard on Yokozuna. But he
was a very nice guy, verysweet, greats into humor. Him and
Undertaker were buds in real life too. Imagine that fucking story. Hey remember
the time your head got stuck upmy ass? Very nice guy, great
worker, doesn't know how bread works, but we we love him either way,
(29:33):
right, But really think about that, like how time would change if
he broke Taker's neck. What Takerhas had some gnarly fucking injuries over the
years, dude, the fucking crushedorbital bone. Dude, Like legit,
holy shit. I know the answerto this question for a number of reasons,
(29:56):
but I'm gonna ask you, justfor the listener's sake? Have you
listened to The Undertaker's Interview podcast withJoe Rogan? I absolutely have. Really,
I didn't expect that. Okay,Yeah, you make an exception for
wrestling episodes, don't you. Imake an exception if the guest is interesting
because I fucking hate Joe Rogan.See I it's hard for me because I
(30:18):
grew up with fear Factor and Iwatched a lot of Chuck Liddell as a
child. Hey that's not Joe Rogan, that's Road Jogan. Okay, fair
enough either way, though. No, then, okay, so you listen
to that, you know that,like what seventy percent of that Undertaker episode
was just yeah, you know,I got this injury and I got that
injury and this is kind of fuckingwith me, And yeah, dude,
(30:41):
I'm hurt here. I'm can barelywalk there. Like, dude, it's
taker is just a walking, fuckinglike laundry list of injuries. It's fucking
unreal, man, the amount ofsurgeries that dude has had and the amount
of surgeries he's put off, andit just shows that he gave his body
to this business. So Lex Lugerwinds up being the sole survivor because,
(31:04):
as you recall, in the championshipmatch at Summer Slam, Ludowig borga like
confronts him backstage and he's like,fuck you, I'm gonna wreck your ass.
So your stupid piece of shit Americanand leg Luger's like, I don't
roll that way, but whatever,and Ludwig is just like, I'm going
to beat your fucking ass. Iam going to do I will break you.
(31:25):
He's gonna Ivan Drago the fuck outof him. So he uh he
pins him uh at twenty eight minutesin two seconds, and how do we?
How do we celebrate and golf thereI don't even remember. Lex Luger
celebrates in the ring with snowfall andSanta Claus. I tried to forget it.
Same. Lex Luger celebrated with aglitterfall at SummerSlam when he won by
(31:45):
count out and didn't win the WorldChampionship. He wins a Survivor Series match
that has nothing to do with fuckall he does just Lex Luger has by
this point become the laughing stock oflike the quote Leader of the Federation,
where dude, you ain't shit doyou do? You remember being a kid
(32:08):
and whenever you would get a newwrestling video game and you could practically be
your own booker, and you justshot up your caw right to the fucking
top. In his first year,you had every title, You won money
in the bank despite already being championship, and won the Royal Rumble and did
(32:29):
like all this other shit. Andthen it like in your brain, it's
like this is actually low key,pretty cheesy of me. But it's my
game. Let me have fun.That's what the booking of Lex Luger feels
like. It feels like a littlekid playing a video game trying to make
his call the guy. It's actuallyfucking hilarious. It's atrocious, it's abysmal.
(32:55):
Get that shit out of here.This man did not hold a championship
in his entire run with the WWF. Nothing, But it's a visual of
back to back. You get thesefucking visuals of him in the Kombetti and
all that other shit. Man,it looks so fucking ridiculous. It's bad,
(33:20):
and that's how we go off theair, and that's the end of
the show. And really the onlytakeaway it's so fucked up. The only
goddamn takeaways from there's two. Theonly two takeaways from this pay per view
are the fact that Sean Michaels andRazor Ramone are going to be on a
collision course for who the real ICchampion is, and Brett and Owen are
(33:40):
about to have a fucking collision courseof they're own that spans most of nineteen
ninety four. Join us when wecome back to the Time Machine series in
twenty twenty four to do the yearnineteen ninety four. Royal Rumble. That's
honestly one of my favorite rumbles.Maybe a ten is one of my favorite
manias. I mean ninety four.He is full of good shit. So
(34:04):
we'll be back then next week weare going to come back with some more
wrestling for you guys. We're gonnareview aw full gear. I'm excited as
fuck about this pay per view.Cann't wait to talk about it. Visit
Supermedia Bros. Podcast dot com forpast president future episodes. Check out all
the other shows on the odd Podsmedianetwork by visiting Oddpodsmedia dot com. Subscribe
to us on YouTube, follow uson social media, leave us a rating
(34:25):
review at Apple podcast Spotify, GoodPods and Podchaser again. Come back next
week for the aw full gear review, and then it's onward to Santa Media
Bros. For the holiday season.Goddamn, we have some crimis bullshit coming
your way. Fuck, I'm terrified. You shouldn't be actually, like I
legitimately mean that you you should notbe terrified whatsoever? Speaking Christmas and terrified
(34:50):
A Terrifier three teaser trailer A bruhey, br hey. I'm all I'm
saying is that is going into SantaMedia Bros. Twenty twenty four? Yes,
sir, wait to get to that. Motherfucker. Dude, I'm I'm
fucking hyped. You should be.I am fucking hyped. So oh wait
I caught that though? Or arewe not doing it for Halloween? We're
saving it? Oh? Abs offucking lutely. Okay, Christmas. Christmas
(35:13):
horror kicks so much? Ass?I mean yeah, I just wasn't sure
if you wanted to strike right asthe debut, But that works, believe
it or not. We only haveone horror movie this year for Christmas,
and it's barely even that. It'sa pretty fucking so bad. It's a
good one. Everything else is wortha motherfucker. You haven't shown this to
me yet, Oh I have.I just know you don't remember it.
Okay, Okay, I I will. I will reveal all in due time,
(35:37):
Okay, next week, because wegotta go. We gotta we gotta
keep people hanging on, like whatare they gonna do? We gotta keep
them out, keep them salivating.Man, we were dangled that fucking candy
cane right in front of you,because he does the same thing to me,
Like y'all think I'm keeping this shitkfe. Whenever I act like I
don't know what's happening, I reallydon't. It's funny too, because I
(35:57):
legitimately do show dev and like theschedule and he's like, all right,
word, and I'm like, okay, cool, Well I'll go ahead and
just pin that in it said apencil, and then the time comes like
what are we doing? It's like, oh man, it's kind of fun
that way though, because I'm justlike, because you know, I'm always
at work. I know, it'slike I just came over and I'm like,
yeah, yeah, yeah, Igot that. Yeah that works.
(36:21):
Fucking Devil's the guy that signs withoutreading the fine front. Yeah, make
sure to read the terms and conditions. It's like yeah, yeah, yeah,
yah, yeah, I got itthe turns and conditions because some of
these are fucking shit. But anyway, yeah, no, we're gonna kick
it off with a goddamn classic andthen one so bad as good, and
then a couple classics. So putit to you this way. The entire
(36:43):
month is a cult sin of aSaturday showing. Okay, so we'd be
good. So basically stock up theone day off I get per week on
binging movies that way, like I'mnot doing a crunch time, right,
exactly? Gotcha? Thank you guysfor hanging out. How This has been
episode three hundred and one WWF SurvivorSeries nineteen ninety three until next week.
(37:05):
I'm Richie, I'm Devn Shade's on. We're all
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