June 16, 2025 • 20 mins
Democracy stands at a crossroads as millions of Americans rally against authoritarian tendencies while facing increasing resistance from militarized law enforcement. The recent No King's March—spanning 52 states with massive turnout—starkly contrasts with what the host describes as Trump's failed birthday parade, revealing a nation deeply divided on fundamental questions of governance and freedom. The podcast delivers a passionate critique of political theater that replaces substantive discourse with merchandise and symbolism. When teddy bears and membership cards become the currency of political engagement, we've entered dangerous territory where tribal identity trumps critical thinking. This commercialization of politics serves a dual purpose: it extracts money from supporters while infantilizing complex policy debates into simple us-versus-them narratives that ultimately weaken democratic institutions. Most troubling are reports of veterans with walkers being handcuffed and children being detained—actions that seem designed to intimidate rather than protect. Coming from a military family with generations of service members, the host speaks with particular authority on the disconnect between performative patriotism and authentic sacrifice for country. As surveillance and political targeting increase, protesters are advised to take precautions: use burner phones with passcode protection rather than biometric unlocks, livestream all interactions with authorities, and remain vigilant about privacy. The stakes couldn't be higher. Will we protect the foundations of American democracy, or will we allow its gradual erosion through intimidation and propaganda? Share this episode with anyone concerned about the future of our democratic institutions, and join the conversation about how ordinary citizens can stand against authoritarianism in all its forms.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hello and welcome to the Super Professor Podcast.
Today's podcast is about noKing's March that was an
absolute success and Donald JTrump birthday parade an
absolute failure.
It's millions of people showedup in 52 different states to
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protest the wannabe king and itwas beautiful to watch all the
people standing up for theirrights and freedom.
What's sad to watch is themilitary being used against
Americans and police being usedagainst real Americans.
(00:45):
Not going after criminals likeDonald J Trump, the rapist
that's in power.
Not going after the SupremeCourt that stole millions of
dollars and was given millionsof dollars.
Not going after the immigrantthat said our Social Security is
(01:06):
a Ponzi scheme so they couldsteal our money.
Not going after that immigrant,elon Musk.
Why did Elon Musk help Donald JTrump?
Because he was going to go toprison.
How do we know that?
Because he said if Donald Trumpdoesn't win, he's going to go
to prison His own words.
Because he said if Donald Trumpdoesn't win, he's going to go
to prison His own words.
(01:27):
And if Trump hadn't have won,trump would have went to prison.
So the United States had beenbought off by rich people, evil
people, not decent.
No compassion, no caring, justthieves.
Donald Trump has always been athief.
He's a sexual predator,convicted rapist.
(01:47):
Oh, I'm sorry you don't sayrape in that state, but any
other state you would which issexual assault, really, really.
He used his little bitty fingerinstead of his ding dong.
That doesn't work and you'regoing to tell me I'm supposed to
go oh, oh, it's not rape.
What's wrong with you people?
It's rape, 100% it's not rape.
(02:09):
Even the judge said it.
So here's the problem with richpeople being stupid and playing
dress-up.
You know who plays dress-up?
Donald J Trump.
What do I mean by that?
Well, he thinks by having aTrumpy teddy bear that he gives
to his adult MAGA people.
(02:31):
You know, they say it's makeAmerica great again.
No, what they mean?
Let's go back to slavery, wherethey don't have to work.
That's what they mean.
They're making America worseagain.
They want to go back to slavery.
It's not going to happen.
Here's the problem.
We had a civil war and theythink they want to have a civil
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war again when there's what?
I guess it's 30% of the peoplethat are idiots that follow
Trump.
That's still only 30%.
They think they're the onlyones with guns, and that's
ridiculous.
My entire family, everyone Iknow, has got guns.
How do I know that?
Let's see, my dad was 22 yearsMarine Corps, was a farmer, was
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a cop in Mount Sterling and morethan 10 served in the military.
So we got a fake baby bone spurlittle Donald Trump plays dress
up.
He's in a military uniform.
He's wearing them, little cardsthat he give out.
Well, you don't give them out.
He makes his idiots pay for acard and pay for a Trumpy Teddy
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Bear.
If you haven't seen the TrumpyTeddy Bear video, you've got to
watch it.
The official Trumpy teddy bearmakes them strong and powerful
because they're balloon people,they're lazy people, they play
dress-up 24-7.
Donald J Trump is not a man,he's a baby.
How do we know that he gave ateddy bear to his people?
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Why would a grown man give ateddy bear to their followers
that are adults?
That's insanity.
That's a child marketing tochildren.
Trump says he's.
Oh, he had a picture of himbeing the pope.
Oh, he's chosen from God.
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Because he said so.
It must be true.
Oh, yes, he could be the pope.
Yeah, oh, absolutely.
He's chosen from God and Godstumped the rain for him.
That's what he said.
So it must be true.
Oh, yes, he could be the Pope.
Yeah, oh, absolutely.
He's chosen from God and Godstopped the rain for him.
That's what he said when hefirst time around.
No, he plays dress up.
He's got the body of ArnoldSchwarzenegger.
That's a real person.
But Trump pretends he's apretend baby.
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He plays dress up 24-7.
He thinks he's strong andpowerful as a weak balloon baby.
It's embarrassing that peopleactually buy his garbage.
He'll say, oh, we're going tomake America great again, but I
get everything from China.
Trump gets everything fromChina, bangladesh.
I don't care where they get thestuff, but the American people.
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Why do they buy it?
Why do they pay so much moneyfor a teddy bear and golf shoes,
gold shoes and watches?
It's all bullshit, it's justgarbage.
He sells his people garbage andthey pay him.
Here's what drives me nuts.
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This little clown got intooffice.
I'm sure it was rigged.
I'm sure it was stolen.
See, here's the thing.
He lost by three million votesthe first time around.
Then he lost by seven millionvotes the second time around.
Then he did an insurrection.
He didn't go to prison, but hispeople went to prison.
He didn't go visit them.
He didn't pay their lawyersfees.
(05:50):
He did nothing for them.
They went to prison.
Oh, what did he do?
Well, if he got back in, he setthem all free and wiped their
slates clean.
So who do you think Doge is now?
They're the insurrectionists.
They beat up cops and enjoyedit.
Those are the people that areattacking veterans.
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Those are the people arrestingpeople in court, children being
handcuffed in court, children.
And then you got these littlechildren MAGA people.
Oh no, that was an adult.
Are you serious?
They're kids.
They don't even know what kidslook like.
They make.
They like to make makeupstories like Donald J Trump.
(06:35):
They just make anything upwindmills, give you cancer,
millions of birds killed.
That's what Trumpy said.
Then you get Marjorie TaylorGreene.
Oh, jewish space lasers.
Why do these children get toplay makeup and dress up?
I don't understand it.
You got one of them shoot a dogbecause, oh, it wasn't
(06:58):
trainable, and then she'sdressing up as a police officer
and everything else.
They just play, dress up.
They're not adults in any way,shape or form.
They care less about a humanlife like a child.
So they'll run over people,they'll attack people.
They don't care.
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They are evil.
There's no gray.
They're evil babies.
They're nothing but babies.
Here's the problem.
There's dictators all over theworld.
Vladimir Putin, a dictator.
And then that Trumpy Dumpy saidoh no, zelensky went into
Russia.
No, putin went into Russia.
I mean, putin went into Ukraine, zelensky didn't do it.
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Putin's a dictator.
He's been in power what?
17, 18 years.
Now he's a dictator.
But here's the problem withPutin and Trump.
Putin is smarter than Trump.
Trump can barely speak English.
Putin what?
Speaks three languages.
Yeah, I know, putin rides ahorse like Roy Moore and can
barely stay on it.
And Putin sucks in judo.
He picks his feet up too much.
(08:03):
These are all clowns.
There's not.
If you're a dictator, you'renot decent, you're weak, you're
a bully.
Putin's a world big bully.
Trump's another big bully, butthe problem is with Trump he's a
baby bully.
Putin's a big bully, butPutin's smart.
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Trump is not smart in any way,shape or form.
When you're born, you're bornignorant.
And the problem with Trump?
He stayed ignorant and then hestayed stupid because he didn't
want to learn nothing.
He still has learned nothing.
22-time business failure.
He's just a waste.
Donald J Trump is the biggestwaste of a human body I've ever
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seen.
He's clueless about the world,has no idea how to govern, has
no idea how to run a company.
He's a 22-time business failure, sick of bankruptcy.
He doesn't pay people.
He screwed people out of moneyleft and right.
He just doesn't pay people.
His daddy set him up, but hisdaddy was KKK.
Trump wants to go back to beinga slave day.
(09:08):
Slavery, that's all they wantto go back to slavery.
It's sad that these people arethis weak.
See, here's the thing I canchallenge right now.
I'll challenge any Trumper intoa contest.
See here's the thing they go oh, you're going to threaten.
No, you know what a contest is.
You and I.
(09:29):
Step in a ring MAGA, you and me.
Instead of going to a civil war, why don't we just have a
contest, you against me in aring?
Why don't we just settle?
You, pick the very best MAGAyou got and just step in the
ring with an old fart.
I'm only 67 years old.
Trust me, believe me, you gotthis one.
(09:49):
Believe me, don't look me up.
Trust me, believe me, you'vegot this.
Step in the ring with Clemens.
Let me help you out.
C-l-e-m-o-n-s Kunkel,k-u-n-k-e-l.
Phone number 217-320-5827.
You can get on that Fox News andsay you want to rumble with
Clemens Kunkel.
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I will be there.
This is what we'll do.
We'll have 10 differentcontests.
Let's do 10.
So you know we don't want acivil war because you're going
to lose again.
So let's do something simple.
Let's get in a ring with me.
Don't be picking on women,children, gay people, lesbians.
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Don't pick on immigrants.
Pick on a superior white raceman.
That's me.
I'm superior.
You guys aren't superior.
You think you're white?
No, you're a baby.
You're scaredy cats.
Step in the ring with asuperior race Me.
I'm not insulting anybody else,I'm only insulting MAGA.
(10:50):
They always said white superior.
Oh, yeah, right.
That's the reason you got touse guns and everything else and
wrote 20, 30 of you, thealt-right, the neo-Nazis, the
white nationalists, thecuckoo-coo you guys are the KKK,
cuckoo-coo spelt with a K, notthe cuckoo birds.
You guys are cuckoo-coo Crazypeople.
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Step in a ring.
10 different contests.
I picked 10 things here here.
Let's do something simpler.
I'll show you.
I'll start it off.
Let's have a contest where weplay a game of chess.
Let's see if you can win onegame, a chess, against me.
Well, why don't we do somethingdifferent?
Why don't we uh randori in judo?
(11:32):
Why don't?
Why don't we see how good youare in judo?
Why don't we see if you canbreak concrete blocks like I can
with my bare hands.
Why don't you step in the ringagainst me?
My ability is against yours,don't worry.
I've only roller skated, iceskated, snow skated, snowboard,
skydived.
I've done everything.
Only thing I've never done issurf, and I want to go do that.
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Yeah, I can swim too.
I'm not a child like you.
Children.
Trumpers are the weakest humanbeings on the planet and the
most worthless human being everto exist is Donald J Trump.
He's not the chosen one, he's achosen idiot.
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If he's chosen of anything,he's chosen as a stupid person.
He's chosen as a balloon babythat can't learn, can barely
walk, can barely speak EnglishImposible, ultralingual
Imposible.
Todo el tiempo yo manejando enla calle necesito estudiar
ultralingual.
It's importante para mí.
(12:37):
My Spanish is not that good.
I live in the United States, butthe problem is other people
speak different languages.
Immigrants speak two languages.
They live in the United StatesMaybe three or four languages.
I get friends that can speaksix languages.
Immigrants aren't the problem.
(12:59):
Not, unless you say Elon Muskis a problem.
He's an immigrant.
Not unless you say Donald JTrump is a problem because he's
an immigrant.
His grandfather came over herefrom another country.
In 100 years Not one Trumpmember has ever served in the
armed forces and he called myfamily suckers and losers.
No, the suckers and losers areTrumpers Little bitty baby bone
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spurs that hold a teddy bear.
That's a loser.
That's a scaredy cat.
That's a mama's boy.
I bet they all sleep with ateddy bear holding it at night.
They're an embarrassment to thehuman race is what they are.
They never grew up, neverlearned compassion.
All they care about is moneyand that's it.
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Bullying, being bullied, strongand powerful because they got a
gun, and there's 30 of them or30,000 of them.
No, you're not strong andpowerful and I can prove it in a
ring except in a damn ring.
Children, it's embarrassingthat you people think you're the
chosen one from God because alittle idiot said so.
You know there's 3,300religions in the world today.
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You do know that, children.
No, you don't.
Trump is an embarrassment.
He's going to destroy theUnited States.
He's going to steal from us.
Why do rich people need moremoney?
Because they're greedy, they'rehoarders.
They'll never get enough.
They just give me, give me,give me, give me, give me, give
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me.
I can lose it.
Just give me more, give me more, give me more.
I don't care that people giveTrump money because they're
idiots.
I hope they starve.
I don't care about them anymore.
I don't care about MAGA at all.
They're what's wrong with theworld.
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Donald J Trump is a disgustinghuman being.
There's no gray.
They arrested a veteran, a guythat served in the military.
He was in a walker, had awalker with him and they
handcuffed this old man thatserved to protect this country.
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Why did they arrest?
There's no way.
He's violent.
He's old, with a walker and youput handcuffs on him.
You put a child, handcuffed Achild.
You guys are sick.
You're not military, you'resick human beings.
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Donald J Trump is filth of theUnited States.
He's not a king, he's a baby.
He's a mama's boy teddy bearholder.
He's worthless.
Donald J Trump is a filthyhuman being, disgusting, and so
is his people.
There's not a decent one ofthem.
The Republican Party is notRepublican.
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It's rich, filthy human beingsthat take, take.
They're just takers.
Trump is a piece of dung.
He's the worst piece of dung inthe entire world.
He's worthless.
Donald J Trump is nothing butfilth.
His followers are nothing butfilth.
They're crying on YouTube andeverything else that oh, my wife
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, they arrested my wife.
Their wife's an immigrant, soshe got arrested.
Oh, they arrested my husband.
He's an immigrant.
Why'd you vote for the idiot?
They're whining, crying.
You people are like stupid,stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid.
You can't fix stupid, you can'tfix stupid, you can't fix them.
It's impossible.
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But at least people get out andspoke.
I don't know.
I don't think we're heading fora civil war.
That's the only thing I see,because the court system is
rigged and I don't think Trumpwon legally.
I think there's well.
The system is rigged throughgerrymandering and voter
suppression and burning ballots.
I think there's well.
The system is rigged throughgerrymandering and voter
suppression and burning ballots.
And don't forget they hadaccess to the voting machines.
Oh, why?
(17:02):
Because, oh, there's bamboo inthe ballots.
We, these people, are idiots.
They rigged the system.
It was set up from the beginningand they set the evil people
free.
All the insurrectionists thatbeat up cop set the evil people
free.
All the insurrectionists thatbeat up cop that enjoyed it are
free, and they're what Doge is.
That's the reason they wear themask.
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They don't want you to knowthat they went and stormed the
Capitol because they're all onvideo.
Math is easy to do Doge is theinsurrectionist.
Remember what Trump said beforestand back and stand by through
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the Proud Boys.
Well, that's what it is.
We've got nothing but evilpeople that Trump controls now,
but they're still just babies.
Teddy bear holders, scaredycats but they're still just
babies.
Teddy bear holders, scaredycats be careful, be safe,
because now they're dressing upas cops they're playing dress-up
with.
So be careful, be safe outthere.
(18:06):
Don't trust anything.
Now.
Make sure you videotapeeverything and get a live feed.
Also, make sure you don't haveyour phone where.
Make sure it's a code, makesure it's not finger unlocked or
biosymmetric unlocked, or makesure it also is not face
recognition, because cops thenew law that Trump put in place
(18:30):
they can force put their phonein front of their face, in your
face, and unlock your phone.
If you're going to a protest,get a burner phone.
Don't let them have access toyour account because then
they'll start arresting yourother friends.
Don't let them do that to you.
Don't trust any of them.
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Be careful, be safe.
It's only going to get worsefrom here.
So this is Clemens Kunkel.
I really hope Trump wants tocall me and if anybody's
listening to this, tell them tocall me.
Let's have a match.
I want more people like me tosay hey, let's rumble, let's get
on that fake Fox News and showthe world what real Americans
(19:12):
are.
We don't need a civil war, wejust need to get them in our
damn ring.
Let's get these little babiesin a ring.
I will, I want to.
Oh, anyway, if you don't knowwho I am, I'm Clemens Leon
Kunkel.
I wrote four books, I dopodcasting and I come from a
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military family.
My father was 22 years MarineCorps, then became a cop in
Mount Sterling, and then I'mnamed Clemens after my dad's
brother that died in the war.
So you don't think we'refighters, are you kidding me?
Step in the ring, you guys.
Be careful, be safe.
It's only going to get worse.
Because he's an idiot, trump,you're an idiot, and so is your
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family.
Sad, so sad love.
You hear me.
Trump, so sad love.
You know why I say so sad love.
Because you called us suckersand losers my family.
And then you said that anybodythat voted for Hillary is a
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stupid fool, fuck-up.
No, you are.
And after you said that we'restupid fool fuck-ups, you went.
So sad love, so so sad love.
Chumpy, chumpy.
Hello and welcome to the Super Professor Podcast.
Today's podcast is about noKing's March that was an
absolute success and Donald JTrump birthday parade an
absolute failure.
It's millions of people showedup in 52 different states to
(00:24):
protest the wannabe king and itwas beautiful to watch all the
people standing up for theirrights and freedom.
What's sad to watch is themilitary being used against
Americans and police being usedagainst real Americans.
(00:45):
Not going after criminals likeDonald J Trump, the rapist
that's in power.
Not going after the SupremeCourt that stole millions of
dollars and was given millionsof dollars.
Not going after the immigrantthat said our Social Security is
(01:06):
a Ponzi scheme so they couldsteal our money.
Not going after that immigrant,elon Musk.
Why did Elon Musk help Donald JTrump?
Because he was going to go toprison.
How do we know that?
Because he said if Donald Trumpdoesn't win, he's going to go
to prison His own words.
Because he said if Donald Trumpdoesn't win, he's going to go
to prison His own words.
(01:27):
And if Trump hadn't have won,trump would have went to prison.
So the United States had beenbought off by rich people, evil
people, not decent.
No compassion, no caring, justthieves.
Donald Trump has always been athief.
He's a sexual predator,convicted rapist.
(01:47):
Oh, I'm sorry you don't sayrape in that state, but any
other state you would which issexual assault, really, really.
He used his little bitty fingerinstead of his ding dong.
That doesn't work and you'regoing to tell me I'm supposed to
go oh, oh, it's not rape.
What's wrong with you people?
It's rape, 100% it's not rape.
(02:09):
Even the judge said it.
So here's the problem with richpeople being stupid and playing
dress-up.
You know who plays dress-up?
Donald J Trump.
What do I mean by that?
Well, he thinks by having aTrumpy teddy bear that he gives
to his adult MAGA people.
(02:31):
You know, they say it's makeAmerica great again.
No, what they mean?
Let's go back to slavery, wherethey don't have to work.
That's what they mean.
They're making America worseagain.
They want to go back to slavery.
It's not going to happen.
Here's the problem.
We had a civil war and theythink they want to have a civil
(02:52):
war again when there's what?
I guess it's 30% of the peoplethat are idiots that follow
Trump.
That's still only 30%.
They think they're the onlyones with guns, and that's
ridiculous.
My entire family, everyone Iknow, has got guns.
How do I know that?
Let's see, my dad was 22 yearsMarine Corps, was a farmer, was
(03:15):
a cop in Mount Sterling and morethan 10 served in the military.
So we got a fake baby bone spurlittle Donald Trump plays dress
up.
He's in a military uniform.
He's wearing them, little cardsthat he give out.
Well, you don't give them out.
He makes his idiots pay for acard and pay for a Trumpy Teddy
(03:38):
Bear.
If you haven't seen the TrumpyTeddy Bear video, you've got to
watch it.
The official Trumpy teddy bearmakes them strong and powerful
because they're balloon people,they're lazy people, they play
dress-up 24-7.
Donald J Trump is not a man,he's a baby.
How do we know that he gave ateddy bear to his people?
(03:59):
Why would a grown man give ateddy bear to their followers
that are adults?
That's insanity.
That's a child marketing tochildren.
Trump says he's.
Oh, he had a picture of himbeing the pope.
Oh, he's chosen from God.
(04:20):
Because he said so.
It must be true.
Oh, yes, he could be the pope.
Yeah, oh, absolutely.
He's chosen from God and Godstumped the rain for him.
That's what he said.
So it must be true.
Oh, yes, he could be the Pope.
Yeah, oh, absolutely.
He's chosen from God and Godstopped the rain for him.
That's what he said when hefirst time around.
No, he plays dress up.
He's got the body of ArnoldSchwarzenegger.
That's a real person.
But Trump pretends he's apretend baby.
(04:45):
He plays dress up 24-7.
He thinks he's strong andpowerful as a weak balloon baby.
It's embarrassing that peopleactually buy his garbage.
He'll say, oh, we're going tomake America great again, but I
get everything from China.
Trump gets everything fromChina, bangladesh.
I don't care where they get thestuff, but the American people.
(05:08):
Why do they buy it?
Why do they pay so much moneyfor a teddy bear and golf shoes,
gold shoes and watches?
It's all bullshit, it's justgarbage.
He sells his people garbage andthey pay him.
Here's what drives me nuts.
(05:28):
This little clown got intooffice.
I'm sure it was rigged.
I'm sure it was stolen.
See, here's the thing.
He lost by three million votesthe first time around.
Then he lost by seven millionvotes the second time around.
Then he did an insurrection.
He didn't go to prison, but hispeople went to prison.
He didn't go visit them.
He didn't pay their lawyersfees.
(05:50):
He did nothing for them.
They went to prison.
Oh, what did he do?
Well, if he got back in, he setthem all free and wiped their
slates clean.
So who do you think Doge is now?
They're the insurrectionists.
They beat up cops and enjoyedit.
Those are the people that areattacking veterans.
(06:12):
Those are the people arrestingpeople in court, children being
handcuffed in court, children.
And then you got these littlechildren MAGA people.
Oh no, that was an adult.
Are you serious?
They're kids.
They don't even know what kidslook like.
They make.
They like to make makeupstories like Donald J Trump.
(06:35):
They just make anything upwindmills, give you cancer,
millions of birds killed.
That's what Trumpy said.
Then you get Marjorie TaylorGreene.
Oh, jewish space lasers.
Why do these children get toplay makeup and dress up?
I don't understand it.
You got one of them shoot a dogbecause, oh, it wasn't
(06:58):
trainable, and then she'sdressing up as a police officer
and everything else.
They just play, dress up.
They're not adults in any way,shape or form.
They care less about a humanlife like a child.
So they'll run over people,they'll attack people.
They don't care.
(07:20):
They are evil.
There's no gray.
They're evil babies.
They're nothing but babies.
Here's the problem.
There's dictators all over theworld.
Vladimir Putin, a dictator.
And then that Trumpy Dumpy saidoh no, zelensky went into
Russia.
No, putin went into Russia.
I mean, putin went into Ukraine, zelensky didn't do it.
(07:42):
Putin's a dictator.
He's been in power what?
17, 18 years.
Now he's a dictator.
But here's the problem withPutin and Trump.
Putin is smarter than Trump.
Trump can barely speak English.
Putin what?
Speaks three languages.
Yeah, I know, putin rides ahorse like Roy Moore and can
barely stay on it.
And Putin sucks in judo.
He picks his feet up too much.
(08:03):
These are all clowns.
There's not.
If you're a dictator, you'renot decent, you're weak, you're
a bully.
Putin's a world big bully.
Trump's another big bully, butthe problem is with Trump he's a
baby bully.
Putin's a big bully, butPutin's smart.
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Trump is not smart in any way,shape or form.
When you're born, you're bornignorant.
And the problem with Trump?
He stayed ignorant and then hestayed stupid because he didn't
want to learn nothing.
He still has learned nothing.
22-time business failure.
He's just a waste.
Donald J Trump is the biggestwaste of a human body I've ever
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seen.
He's clueless about the world,has no idea how to govern, has
no idea how to run a company.
He's a 22-time business failure, sick of bankruptcy.
He doesn't pay people.
He screwed people out of moneyleft and right.
He just doesn't pay people.
His daddy set him up, but hisdaddy was KKK.
Trump wants to go back to beinga slave day.
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Slavery, that's all they wantto go back to slavery.
It's sad that these people arethis weak.
See, here's the thing I canchallenge right now.
I'll challenge any Trumper intoa contest.
See here's the thing they go oh, you're going to threaten.
No, you know what a contest is.
You and I.
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Step in a ring MAGA, you and me.
Instead of going to a civil war, why don't we just have a
contest, you against me in aring?
Why don't we just settle?
You, pick the very best MAGAyou got and just step in the
ring with an old fart.
I'm only 67 years old.
Trust me, believe me, you gotthis one.
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Believe me, don't look me up.
Trust me, believe me, you'vegot this.
Step in the ring with Clemens.
Let me help you out.
C-l-e-m-o-n-s Kunkel,k-u-n-k-e-l.
Phone number 217-320-5827.
You can get on that Fox News andsay you want to rumble with
Clemens Kunkel.
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I will be there.
This is what we'll do.
We'll have 10 differentcontests.
Let's do 10.
So you know we don't want acivil war because you're going
to lose again.
So let's do something simple.
Let's get in a ring with me.
Don't be picking on women,children, gay people, lesbians.
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Don't pick on immigrants.
Pick on a superior white raceman.
That's me.
I'm superior.
You guys aren't superior.
You think you're white?
No, you're a baby.
You're scaredy cats.
Step in the ring with asuperior race Me.
I'm not insulting anybody else,I'm only insulting MAGA.
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They always said white superior.
Oh, yeah, right.
That's the reason you got touse guns and everything else and
wrote 20, 30 of you, thealt-right, the neo-Nazis, the
white nationalists, thecuckoo-coo you guys are the KKK,
cuckoo-coo spelt with a K, notthe cuckoo birds.
You guys are cuckoo-coo Crazypeople.
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Step in a ring.
10 different contests.
I picked 10 things here here.
Let's do something simpler.
I'll show you.
I'll start it off.
Let's have a contest where weplay a game of chess.
Let's see if you can win onegame, a chess, against me.
Well, why don't we do somethingdifferent?
Why don't we uh randori in judo?
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Why don't?
Why don't we see how good youare in judo?
Why don't we see if you canbreak concrete blocks like I can
with my bare hands.
Why don't you step in the ringagainst me?
My ability is against yours,don't worry.
I've only roller skated, iceskated, snow skated, snowboard,
skydived.
I've done everything.
Only thing I've never done issurf, and I want to go do that.
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Yeah, I can swim too.
I'm not a child like you.
Children.
Trumpers are the weakest humanbeings on the planet and the
most worthless human being everto exist is Donald J Trump.
He's not the chosen one, he's achosen idiot.
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If he's chosen of anything,he's chosen as a stupid person.
He's chosen as a balloon babythat can't learn, can barely
walk, can barely speak EnglishImposible, ultralingual
Imposible.
Todo el tiempo yo manejando enla calle necesito estudiar
ultralingual.
It's importante para mí.
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My Spanish is not that good.
I live in the United States, butthe problem is other people
speak different languages.
Immigrants speak two languages.
They live in the United StatesMaybe three or four languages.
I get friends that can speaksix languages.
Immigrants aren't the problem.
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Not, unless you say Elon Muskis a problem.
He's an immigrant.
Not unless you say Donald JTrump is a problem because he's
an immigrant.
His grandfather came over herefrom another country.
In 100 years Not one Trumpmember has ever served in the
armed forces and he called myfamily suckers and losers.
No, the suckers and losers areTrumpers Little bitty baby bone
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spurs that hold a teddy bear.
That's a loser.
That's a scaredy cat.
That's a mama's boy.
I bet they all sleep with ateddy bear holding it at night.
They're an embarrassment to thehuman race is what they are.
They never grew up, neverlearned compassion.
All they care about is moneyand that's it.
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Bullying, being bullied, strongand powerful because they got a
gun, and there's 30 of them or30,000 of them.
No, you're not strong andpowerful and I can prove it in a
ring except in a damn ring.
Children, it's embarrassingthat you people think you're the
chosen one from God because alittle idiot said so.
You know there's 3,300religions in the world today.
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You do know that, children.
No, you don't.
Trump is an embarrassment.
He's going to destroy theUnited States.
He's going to steal from us.
Why do rich people need moremoney?
Because they're greedy, they'rehoarders.
They'll never get enough.
They just give me, give me,give me, give me, give me, give
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me.
I can lose it.
Just give me more, give me more, give me more.
I don't care that people giveTrump money because they're
idiots.
I hope they starve.
I don't care about them anymore.
I don't care about MAGA at all.
They're what's wrong with theworld.
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Donald J Trump is a disgustinghuman being.
There's no gray.
They arrested a veteran, a guythat served in the military.
He was in a walker, had awalker with him and they
handcuffed this old man thatserved to protect this country.
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Why did they arrest?
There's no way.
He's violent.
He's old, with a walker and youput handcuffs on him.
You put a child, handcuffed Achild.
You guys are sick.
You're not military, you'resick human beings.
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Donald J Trump is filth of theUnited States.
He's not a king, he's a baby.
He's a mama's boy teddy bearholder.
He's worthless.
Donald J Trump is a filthyhuman being, disgusting, and so
is his people.
There's not a decent one ofthem.
The Republican Party is notRepublican.
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It's rich, filthy human beingsthat take, take.
They're just takers.
Trump is a piece of dung.
He's the worst piece of dung inthe entire world.
He's worthless.
Donald J Trump is nothing butfilth.
His followers are nothing butfilth.
They're crying on YouTube andeverything else that oh, my wife
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, they arrested my wife.
Their wife's an immigrant, soshe got arrested.
Oh, they arrested my husband.
He's an immigrant.
Why'd you vote for the idiot?
They're whining, crying.
You people are like stupid,stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid.
You can't fix stupid, you can'tfix stupid, you can't fix them.
It's impossible.
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But at least people get out andspoke.
I don't know.
I don't think we're heading fora civil war.
That's the only thing I see,because the court system is
rigged and I don't think Trumpwon legally.
I think there's well.
The system is rigged throughgerrymandering and voter
suppression and burning ballots.
I think there's well.
The system is rigged throughgerrymandering and voter
suppression and burning ballots.
And don't forget they hadaccess to the voting machines.
Oh, why?
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Because, oh, there's bamboo inthe ballots.
We, these people, are idiots.
They rigged the system.
It was set up from the beginningand they set the evil people
free.
All the insurrectionists thatbeat up cop set the evil people
free.
All the insurrectionists thatbeat up cop that enjoyed it are
free, and they're what Doge is.
That's the reason they wear themask.
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They don't want you to knowthat they went and stormed the
Capitol because they're all onvideo.
Math is easy to do Doge is theinsurrectionist.
Remember what Trump said beforestand back and stand by through
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the Proud Boys.
Well, that's what it is.
We've got nothing but evilpeople that Trump controls now,
but they're still just babies.
Teddy bear holders, scaredycats but they're still just
babies.
Teddy bear holders, scaredycats be careful, be safe,
because now they're dressing upas cops they're playing dress-up
with.
So be careful, be safe outthere.
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Don't trust anything.
Now.
Make sure you videotapeeverything and get a live feed.
Also, make sure you don't haveyour phone where.
Make sure it's a code, makesure it's not finger unlocked or
biosymmetric unlocked, or makesure it also is not face
recognition, because cops thenew law that Trump put in place
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they can force put their phonein front of their face, in your
face, and unlock your phone.
If you're going to a protest,get a burner phone.
Don't let them have access toyour account because then
they'll start arresting yourother friends.
Don't let them do that to you.
Don't trust any of them.
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Be careful, be safe.
It's only going to get worsefrom here.
So this is Clemens Kunkel.
I really hope Trump wants tocall me and if anybody's
listening to this, tell them tocall me.
Let's have a match.
I want more people like me tosay hey, let's rumble, let's get
on that fake Fox News and showthe world what real Americans
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are.
We don't need a civil war, wejust need to get them in our
damn ring.
Let's get these little babiesin a ring.
I will, I want to.
Oh, anyway, if you don't knowwho I am, I'm Clemens Leon
Kunkel.
I wrote four books, I dopodcasting and I come from a
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military family.
My father was 22 years MarineCorps, then became a cop in
Mount Sterling, and then I'mnamed Clemens after my dad's
brother that died in the war.
So you don't think we'refighters, are you kidding me?
Step in the ring, you guys.
Be careful, be safe.
It's only going to get worse.
Because he's an idiot, trump,you're an idiot, and so is your
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family.
Sad, so sad love.
You hear me.
Trump, so sad love.
You know why I say so sad love.
Because you called us suckersand losers my family.
And then you said that anybodythat voted for Hillary is a
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stupid fool, fuck-up.
No, you are.
And after you said that we'restupid fool fuck-ups, you went.
So sad love, so so sad love.
Chumpy, chumpy.
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