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Are we witnessing the rise of a ‘baby’ in the world of politics? This episode plunges into the perplexing persona of Donald Trump, who often behaves like a toddler wielding significant power and influence, leaving reputable norms in the dust. Host Clemens Kunkel deconstructs the absurdity of the “Trumpy Teddy Bear,” a quirky symbol representing the childishness that has taken root in contemporary political discourse. 

Listeners will be asked to confront what it means to have a leader perceived as a king—one who is not only a convicted felon but embodies the relentless spirit of self-indulgent and infantile behavior. As we expose Trump’s antics, ranging from his teddy bears to the deep-seated fears of his adult followers, we encourage a critical examination of how this reflects our society at large. 

Prepare for a provocative think-piece wrapped in humor, as we analyze how this childish persona distracts from pressing national issues, fostering a culture where accountability falls by the wayside. Are we as a nation ready to face the repercussions of accepting immaturity from those in power? Your engagement matters. Share your thoughts and continue the conversation with us by leaving a review or joining our social discussions!

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hello and welcome to the Super Professor Podcast.
You're listening to ClemensKunkel, aka Super Professor.
Today's podcast is about DonaldJ Trump, the baby.
And why is he a baby?
Let me go through a list ofthings.
Let's see, he has a Trumpyteddy bear that he gave to all

(00:22):
his little MAGA people.
You know, make America GreatAgain by holding the teddy bear
that he gave all his little MAGApeople.
You know, make America greatagain by holding the teddy bear.
Just think about that.
It's a teddy bear representingthe United States, a teddy bear
given to adults.
Just think about how stupidthat is.
How, how immature that is.

(00:45):
How immature that is.
You know, I know, trump's afake baby.
Bone spur never served in themilitary 100 years.
Not one Trump member everserved in the military and they
never will.
They're cowards.
They're scaredy cats.
How do we know they're scaredycats?
They have a Trumpy teddy bear.
They all carry a teddy bearthat let me explain.

(01:07):
This makes you strong andpowerful because you have a
teddy bear that you bought fromDonald J Trump.
Now, trump, he's only what is he?
He's a what is it?
35-count convicted felon.
He sexually assaulted a womanwell more than one, but it's

(01:28):
embarrassing that we have asexual predator pretending to be
a president.
Well, he's a king now becauseof the Supreme Court.
But EG and Carol he raped All Iknow in that state that he did
it.
They can't say it's rapebecause the wording is different
laws in that state, but rape isstill rape.

(01:50):
The judge even said it's rape.
But did he go to prison?
No.
Did he have to pay money?
Yes, has he paid money?
No.
Why?
Because judges protect Donald JTrump.
The Republican Party protectsDonald J Trump.
The Republican Party protectsDonald J Trump, an evil, evil,
sick human being.

(02:10):
He's not even human.
He's a baby.
He's a pond scum.
He's an embarrassment to thehuman race.
The man is not white, he'sstupid.
He can't speak another language.
He can barely speak English.
That's the reason all theseMAGA people love him because
they can barely speak Englishtoo, let alone another language.

(02:33):
That would be impossible forthem.
But these people love a liar.
These people love a rapist.
You know why they're just likehim.
These people love a rapist.
You know why they're just likehim.
There's no gray.
These people are immature,childish, never grew up, never

(02:55):
knew compassion.
They only care about themselves.
Oh, trump will give them this.
Oh, that's good, oh oh.
Trump hates immigrants, sothat's good.
But wait a minute, you stupidbag of people.
Trump's grandfather was animmigrant.
Came over from another countryyeah, they never served in the
military.
He left his country not toserve.
He came to America and guesswhat?

(03:17):
Trump's mom was an immigrant.
Oh, hang on.
Trump's two wives are immigrants.
What is wrong with you people?
Oh, I know You's two wives areimmigrants.
What is wrong with you people?
Oh, I know you don't have abrain that works.
That's what's wrong.
It's embarrassing that we havea child running the country.
How do we know he's a child?
Well, so they put Elon Musk in.

(03:37):
But Musk is an immigrant.
He has no professionalknowledge about anything.
He's a thief and a crook justlike Trump.
Lie, cheat and steal that'swhat they do.
So what do they have?
Dodge, doge, what is calleddoge?
You know he's must never showon how well they're cleaning up

(04:01):
the government.
They're five biggest hits.
You know how much money theysaved us.
So what did they do?
They took $8 billion fromimmigration.
I'm sorry, $8 billion theysaved from immigration, but no,
it was only $8 million.
So they lied to say oh look,look how much money we saved you

(04:24):
, but no, you're lying againthat we spent $8 billion.
No, it was $8 million.
But so they get to lie.
But then they have to cut thatout Like, oh, but they get to
say it what do MAGA remember?
They only remember the onething oh, they're never going to
check on Trump.
Then, oh, here's another.

(04:45):
Cut $655 million Out of anotherbudget.
But oh, no, it was only $18million.
So they get to lie again.
They counted three times, morethan three times.
Then what is it?
He did 232 million cuts onSocial Security.

(05:09):
No, that was $560,000 there.
But oh, no, you know, they getto say we're in the billions and
billions we're saving you.
Then, was it $1.9 billion cutfrom the Treasury?
But no, that wasn't even trueeither, because Biden canceled
that program when he was inoffice and Dodge wasn't even

(05:33):
existing.
That stupid thing that theybelonged to didn't even exist.
So they get to lie, lie, lie,lie.
But we're not supposed to factcheck their lies.
But when Trump was in office,what did he have?
30,562,000 lies.
When he's first four years inoffice, over 30,000 lies, the

(05:55):
first time in office, first time.
What did he also do in thefirst time in office?
Kidnap, 2,200 children.
But old age, kidnapping kids.
That's fine.
They're immigrants, these peopleare sick, but you know, hey,
hey, let's see how smart theyare.
They fired nuclear weaponsexpert that handles stockpile of

(06:19):
weapons and then, oh, we gottahire them back.
They're just doing what theywant to do because they don't
care who they harm.
They fired people that controlthe FAA, the flying, you know,
planes crashing now, crashing,crashing, but it's still okay.
We're trying to hire the peopleback again.

(06:40):
Then the people that werehandling the bird flu epidemic,
that's, you know, it's okay.
We fired those people too.
We don't know what we're doing,but we're going to hire them
back.
They fired the Food and SafetyAdministration that handles

(07:00):
surgery, robots that do surgeryon people, robots, but the AIs
and the intelligence.
They fired those people thatkeep track of the equipment and
making sure that things runcorrectly.
So we have planes crashing, wehave people dying we have.

(07:21):
When Trump was in office withthe COVID, did he know what he
was doing then?
No, he said it's a Democratichoax and you people bought the
garbage that this man sold andpeople put a sexual convicted
sexual predator back in office.
Cheating is now legal.

(07:45):
It's 100%.
Trump should have been removed.
He should have never been ableto run.
Two times.
He was impeached and shouldhave been removed.
Who protected him?
Republicans.
Who protected him again?
Republicans.
Who's doing what Trump wants?
Republicans, republicans.
They say one thing and they doanother.
We won't touch Social Security.

(08:06):
We won't touch Medicare Ah,that just went on the floor.
They just passed it.
All Republicans voted for it.
Well, except for like six ofthem, no Democrat voted for it
for cutting Social Security andMedicaid.
You know how many people aregoing to lose Medicaid and
Medicare?
People that old people like meand you and MAGA?

(08:31):
These people are children.
They don't understand what theydid.
They don't look for truth.
They only look for lies thatsuit their agenda.
Trump is a sexual predatorConvicted.
Oh, it's not rape.
Yes, he used his finger becausehis little ding-dong didn't

(08:53):
work.
Do you understand how sick thisis?
You put a sexual predator inoffice, convicted.
He's convicted.
He didn't even show up totestify.
Why?
Because he lies 24-7.
His word is no good.
He said he wouldn't touchSocial Security.

(09:15):
He said he wouldn't touchMedicare.
He said it.
Do you believe him?
Why would you believe him?
He lies.
Why would you believe a liar?
I don't.
Maga does.
Because?
Why?
Because they lie, maga.
People aren't intelligent,they're stupid.
They're like Trump Ignorant.

(09:35):
Trump is literally the dumbesthuman being on the planet,
except for all the idiots thatkeep giving him money because
they're like him.
But they got money so they buyhim off.
He's been bought off, boughtoff by millionaires and
billionaires and these farmersand everything.

(09:56):
Some farmers have 1,000 acres.
They have 2,000 acres.
They get benefits given to them.
Rich people don't have troublewith Trump, the trillion dollar
tax break he just gave themagain.
We're just going to go in debtone more time.
Does Trump pay his bills?
No, he doesn't.
When he does his rallies, heowes towns money, money.

(10:21):
He don't pay people.
That's the norm.
He's an ignorant human being.
He's a thief and criminal onthe crook.
He works with Vladimir Putin.
Putin's a dictator.
Trump's a wannabe dictator.
Trump is a child.
That dictator Trump is a childthat is clueless about the world

(10:41):
.
What does he want to do?
He wants to change the name ofMexico to Gulf of America, oh,
yeah.
He wants to take over thePanama Canal, oh.
He wants Canada to give him,wants it to be the 51st state.
He's doing all stupid stuff, oh, and he said Zelensky is a

(11:06):
dictator.
Zelensky started the war.
Where's Trump's brain thatthinks we don't pay attention?
Normal people know Zelensky didnot start the war in Ukraine.
Putin came in and trying totake over Ukraine for the
mineral rights.
It's Putin, the dictator.

(11:27):
Putin, putin, putin, putin.
And Trump is Putin's puppet.
There's no gray.
We know that from the firsttime around and now we're doing
it again here.
Trump should never have beenable to run because he was
impeached twice.
Should have been removed twice.
What else happened?

(11:48):
He tried to overthrow thegovernment, did an insurrection.
Did he go to prison?
No, what did he do?
He freed all theinsurrectionists.
And what else did he do?
He gave them clean bill ofhealth.
He had their records expungedso all them criminals can go get
guns, all them evil people thatbeat up cops.

(12:12):
Cops died.
It's fine, I love evil people.
He does.
If you're evil, he liars you,and if you're stupid and dumb as
a box of rocks, he'll love you.
Dr Oz his buddy too.
Dr Oz says Dr Oz says drinkyour own urine.
Understand how stupid and crazythese idiots are.

(12:34):
Drink your own urine.
Don't listen to me, go Google it.
Don't listen to me about theteddy bear.
Go, google it, google it,google it.
Google will tell you, yeah,here, watch a video on Oz saying
he drinks his own urine.
How good it tastes.
Who come up with the idea ofdrinking your own urine, dr Oz?

(12:57):
Who come up with?
Here, here's a teddy bear makesyou strong and powerful.
Trump, who came up with, oh,the health guide that?
Oh, now we're just going to puta guy that did LSD for years.
That made him stronger,seriously, and he doesn't
believe in vaccine.
No, no, no, no, no.

(13:19):
So what do we have now?
We have 12 billionaires thatinherited their money.
They never did work for theirmoney.
Money makes money, but he putsthem in power and they don't
know anything.
They don't know how to runanything, so he put idiots in
power.
We had 300 generals resign, sohe put idiots in power.

(13:43):
We had 300 generals resign.
We have 12 people resign fromthose that trying to.
You know we're.
We have people resigning, butit's not going to help us.
But they don't want to beresponsible for destroying the
United States.
It's embarrassing that this isstill going on here.
We can't.

(14:04):
We're heading for a civil war.
There's no gray.
This is going to be a civil war.
Why?
Because this is the only way toget the country back.
You have millionaires andbillionaires taking everything
from us.
Your family is going to starveto death and they don't care.
Food prices are going toescalate because Trump is not
working with people around theworld.

(14:25):
He's threatening people aroundthe world Threats, threats,
threats.
He's a bully.
He's always been a bully.
He's a big fat, lazy bully thatcan barely walk, can barely
read.
He has the best words when hedoesn't.
I got the best words.
I know more than the generalshe said.

(14:45):
He knows more than generalsthat risk their life to protect
this country.
Trump's never risked his lifefor anything.
He's weak, lazy, pathetic.
He's scared of everybody.
He's scared of gays.
He's scared of lesbians.
He's scared of everybody.
He's scared of gays.
He's scared of lesbians.
He's scared of women.
He wants to threaten, threaten,threaten.

(15:09):
Immigrants, immigrants, hisfamily's immigrants.
This is driving me nuts Pot,calling the kettle black.
Your family's immigrants, youidiot.
But oh no, we can't deport him.
Or Melania no, we can't get ridof them.
No, they're special.
She got an Einstein visa becauseshe speaks 10 languages.

(15:30):
You can hardly even see herspeaking English.
I got friends that can speak 10and 5 different languages.
I can't speak.
I can speak English, but notthat good, yo hablo en Espanol.
Poquito, no necesito.
Yo vivo en Estados Unidos.
No importante, I live in theUnited States.
I don't have to learn to speakanother language, but other

(15:52):
countries teach people to speaktwo and three languages.
Trump can't speak English, letalone another language.
Zelensky speaks three languages.
Putin speaks, I think, threelanguages too.
But Trump is like the dumbest,dumbest human being on the damn

(16:15):
planet.
His brain doesn't work.
His body doesn't work.
When you don't do anything, youturn into goo.
He's goo.
He pulled us out of the ParisClimate Accord again.
He doesn't understand climatechange because he's stupid,
doesn't understand how the worldworks, doesn't understand

(16:35):
anything.
The man is brain dead.
He likes Hannibal Lecter.
That's a fictional character.
He doesn't understand, hedoesn't remember anything.
He's an embarrassment to thehuman race.
He's not white.
He's an embarrassment.
He's a child.
He's a child in a man's bodyand it's a horrible body.

(16:59):
It's a balloon body.
He's a horrible body.
It's a balloon body.
He's a buffoon and he's goingto destroy the United States.
We're going downhill super fastbecause of this idiot.
Because the Supreme Court gavehim absolute power.
They made him a king, so he'spushing it.

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He's doing everything he can toprove he's a king Everything,
everything.
He's dis everything he can toprove he's a king, everything,
everything.
He's disobeying orders fromjudges.
He's doing whatever he can toprove he is king.
To show Putin I'm king, I'llend the war in Ukraine in the
first day.
No, it's three weeks now.
Then he wants Ukraine to givehim 50% of all the minerals and

(17:40):
stuff.
Oh, and Putin wants thatminerals, not Trump's like an
idiot.
You think Putin's going to say,oh no, give it to Trump, the
superior negotiator.
This is embarrassment.
Trump's a buffoon no-transcript.

(18:19):
The far right, the neo-Nazis,the alt-right they're nothing
but evil people.
They're just bullies.
How do we know they're bullies?
They put a mask over their headto hang black people with
little white hoodies andeverything.
What happened to the whitehoodies?
You know what happened.
Trump gave them a teddy bearand they became strong and
powerful.
They took their little whitehoodies off.
All these vagas they're all ontape.

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We all know who they are.
They're strong and powerfulwhen they're in 30,000 of them.
When they're in a group, theydon't mind killing, they don't
mind murder.
They just don't care about it.
They enjoy it.
That's what Trump set them free.
Set them free so they can goget guns.
Had a criminal record.

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That's what Trump set them free.
Set them free so they can goget guns.
Had a criminal record but oh no, it's okay, I expunged it.
They can all get guns.
They can still go to gun placesand get all the guns you want,
and we're going to have anothercoup.
This is going to be a civil war.
There's no way out.

(19:25):
Plane crashing, bird flu diseasedisease covid killed more than
a million people and trump saidoh, it's a democratic host.
Oh, quit the testing.
What do you think is going tohappen now?
It's going to get worse becausethey stopped testing for the
bird flu.
They measles, breaking out that.
We don't have people the cdclike, oh no, get rid of the
people that control stuff.
We just, we're just firing,firing, firing.
We don't have people the CDClike, oh no, get rid of the
people that control stuff.
We just we're just firing,firing, firing.

(19:46):
We don't care what they do,they don't do anything.
I'm smart, I'm intelligent, Iknow, I know everything.
No, he's an idiot.
Trump's a damn idiot.
We have idiots running thecountry into the ground.
It will take years.
I don't even.
I don't know if we can ever getthe country back to where people

(20:07):
trust us?
I wouldn't trust us.
I live here.
I'm just a pissed off white man.
My father served 22 years inthe Marine Corps.
Yeah, you're pissing offmilitary people.
Good luck on that one.
And you people think oh, onlythe bad people got guns.
That's not true.
This is America.
Everybody's got guns.

(20:27):
That I know.
There's no way.
There's not going to be a civilwar.
We had a civil war once.
We'll have it again.
There will be another civil warBecause that's the only way to
survive.
You're not going to be able tosurvive on no food.
Everything's going to skyrocket.
All the rich people get richerduring a depression.

(20:52):
Rich people get richer.
Poor people get poorer.
Poor people die.
Poor people starve.
Rich are going to get rich.
There's no gray.
Trump can be bought off.
He's been bought off before.
He's just evil.
It's not going to stop.
Get ready to prepare becausethis is going to go straight to

(21:13):
hell.
You know Medicaid, medicare oh,they did that bullshit about.
Oh, I'm going to give you$5,000 because I saved us
billions.
No, he gave trillion tax cut tothe rich, like he did before,
and he's cutting Medicaid andyou think he's going to get

(21:34):
money?
Seriously, you people are likeding dongs.
Trump is taking away yourhealth care when, if you're
stuck in the hospital for a week, that could be $50,000.
But oh, he gave you $5,000.
No, he's never going to giveyou $5,000.
Remember when he was in powerbefore in COVID?
Oh, the $2,000?
He didn't come from him.

(21:56):
He blocked it and blocked ituntil he was forced to give it.
And then he said oh, I gave itto you Because MAGA doesn't pay
attention to the real news.
They don't know that he wasstopping it.
They only believe oh, I believe, trump.
I'm going to buy his NFT cards.

(22:16):
I'm going to buy his sneakers.
I'm going to buy his teddy bear.
I'm going to buy whatever thatman wants me to buy.
I'm going to buy whatever hesells.
I'm going to buy whatever thatman wants me to buy.
I'm going to buy whatever hesells.
I'm going to buy it.
I love my man.
It's an embarrassment that thisis going on in the United
States.
All we have is children runningthe country into the ground.
Be careful, be safe, plan ahead.

(22:37):
It's going to get worse.
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