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Speaker 1 (00:02):
it was some of his best work since.
And I'd like donna, like Ithought donna was great, but
like this was literally.
So I mean it sounded sonically,it sounded great, like it was
on that level of that I haven'theard really since my beautiful
dark.
Maybe he's just like sonically,it just sounded really good
life of pop, like it's on thatlevel of music.

(00:24):
How's the rapping?
So here was the other part.
He admitted that half of it wasai and then the other half was
him.
I couldn't really tell, to behonest with you, but he said
that he was.
He didn't like ai anymore andthat he was going to go back and
re-record it, but he wanted to.
Basically he threw it out thereto get a filler from everybody.
Like, what songs do you like?

(00:45):
This, that and the third.
And uh, he had a couple ofsongs where he was rapping his
ass off.
Like the first track, the introtrack was great, reminded me
for sure.
First three album, kanye.
Like, definitely bear, kanye.
Uh he had a couple on therewhere the cadence and his voice
and stuff.
I was like, oh, this is like808.
It sonically sounded reallygood.

(01:10):
Yeah, I can't wait to actuallyhear it.
Hopefully we can get his shittogether, though.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
At what point are you going to turn?

Speaker 1 (01:18):
your back on him, pride.
I mean, I don't agree with thestuff that he says now, so why
do you continue?
It'll never get to the pointwhere I won't listen to his
music.
I don't think, no.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
So why do you continue to support?

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Okay Do you still listen to R Kelly?
Yeah, I have music If it popsup.
I don't skip it no.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
Have you taken a?

Speaker 1 (01:41):
board, but I don't just go to R Kelly and, like man
, let me listen to some R Kelly.
I don't do that.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Well, I don't think his legal issues have anything
to do with you not intentionallygoing to listen to R Kelly.
Correct I just never reallylistened to him like that.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Like that to begin with, but like there are songs
of his that I like that again ifthey pop up, I'm going to
continue to listen.
That's not going to stop mefrom listening my mom's here and
she's doing something in thekitchen.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
I just heard noise that does not remind me of my
mom sitting and eating dinner.
I'm a bit confused, but she'sprobably doing a favor for me.
I'm going to be quiet.
You've not taken any moralstances against artists.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
No because, there's no artist that I separate the
person from the music.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
Have you taken a moral stance on anything in
entertainment?

Speaker 2 (02:50):
You know, this is so funny.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
A couple of years ago , I was going to buy a Tesla,
and the reason why I didn't buya Tesla was because Elon Musk no
he purposely did something, bro, where I lost like a ton of
money.
I used to have an ass ton ofBitcoin and like I lost like
literally like 10K one daybecause of some shit he pulled,

(03:13):
and like from there on I wasjust like, oh, I can't get down
with him.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
That's not a moral stance.
He messed up your money, yeah.
So no moral stances for you.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Not that I can think of off the top of my head, no.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
Did you boycott Target?

Speaker 1 (03:32):
I don't go to Target anyways.
So I mean I mean that's thebest way I can answer that I
don't even go to Target.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
You know you make this very difficult for me
because you're just not amoralist.
So I can't even make you, Ican't even make you look bad
here yeah, I mean there's,there's nothing.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Uh, that I can, god damn it.
There's nothing that I can saythat I've done to boycott
somebody because of something Iwill say that I will probably

(04:19):
never bring a Kanye topic to theshow.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
I'll talk about it if you bring it up or you want to
talk about it.
I won't bring Kanye topics tothe show, and not because I have
a moral or ethical objection towhat he does, I just know he
does this stuff to drum upattention.
We talked about this before westarted.

(04:43):
I think there's some mentalillness there.
I mean, just look at his roadin music, listen to the music.
The guy's been searching forhimself his entire life.
And not to say that we allaren't on a journey to figure

(05:04):
out who we are, but I think thathe's I won't say what I said in
pre-production, but some ofthat of finding who you are and
maybe even rebelling against whoyou truly are because you don't
want to accept that's who youare uh, it's one of those things
is why I don't really give himmuch attention anymore.

(05:27):
Like I will listen to the music, like if the music comes out,
I'm going to listen to it.
If it's, as long as he doesn'tput it on like his personal
website and all that stuff.
If it's an Apple, I'll listento it, but I only listen to it
because I like it but I don'tpromote it, because continuing
to promote Kanyeye is tellinghim that this behavior is okay.
It kind of reminds me of like akid, you know, when, like little

(05:48):
kids curse to do bad stuff andpeople laugh at it.
Yeah well, the kid doesn't,doesn't know that it's bad
because there's no immediateconsequence tied to the action.
Just like pretty girls get awaywith a lot of nonsense until
they get into a seriousrelationship with a dude who
ain't going for all that.
Yeah, girl, when we was firsttalking, that was funny, but

(06:10):
like no, no, I'm a baddie too.
Right, and like a lot of times,human beings carry certain
behaviors because it's beenallowed.

(06:31):
And for me, I don't want tocontinue to support his bad
behavior by speaking too much onit, because it gives him what
he wants.
Like he wants attention and hegets attention, and I don't.
The reason why he wantsattention may be something
outside of his control.
Again, because I think he's notright in the head and there's
nothing wrong with that, becausehe's so gifted and brilliant.
I don't think anybody who'sthat gifted, especially

(06:52):
artistically, you're going tolack somewhere.
I mean, he's what Hall of Famein three games, rapping,
producing fashion If you're thatgood at all of that stuff, also
a marketing genius?
You're probably a terribleperson.

(07:16):
Your people skills are probably.
There's probably some chemicalimbalances there.
It's okay.
We have guys who wake up andeat the same breakfast every day
, same lunch every day, the samethree dinners every week.
We're the same three pair ofdockers to work the same five
polos every single week and theyare like they are average to

(07:41):
below average, but they aregreat.
Contributing members of society.
Yeah, we have those people tobalance out Kanye and society.
They just don't get attention.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Sure Sure and look it takes a village right.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
Pull out your chain, pull out your rock.
You got the rock chain on today.
You got the bear chain on.
You got just the.
Got the uh, the bear chain on.
You got the just the yay chain,the yeezy.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
What chain we rocking today gap no, there's no chains
um, like none whatsoever.
I do however, have one, a pairof yeezys, if that counts I mean
I knew I knew you had somethingon, but, um, they're a great
pair of shoes.
In reality, these are literallygosh, I'd argue maybe my

(08:30):
favorite shoes ever.
They go with everything andthey're fashionable.
The color wave is really nice.
They go with everything.
You can wear these shoes withanything.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
If they weren't Yeezys, would you say that?

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Yes, because of the say that yes.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
Because of the way that they look.
If they were at Walmart, wouldyou wear them?

Speaker 1 (08:50):
Yes, as long as they were just as comfortable.
And if it's the same shoe, justKanye didn't make it, yeah, I
would still wear them.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
I think if you could buy it at Foot Locker, yeah, but
at Walmart I don't even thinkyou would know it's there
because you don't go down theshoe aisle at Walmart, if you
even go to Walmart.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
I don't.
I don't go to Walmart veryoften, but I will go to Walmart.
But you're right, I'm nottypically going to Walmart to
look for shoes, but if theycaught my eye and they were $30,
$25, it doesn't even matter.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
I wouldn't buy a pair of shoes from walmart probably
for a hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
See, there's a difference.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
I know that these are adidas, so like same sweatshop,
man, same sweatshop.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
Oh no, I'm sure I'm sure psychologically it might be
a thing, but I would.
I'm just saying I wouldn't paythe price point that I paid for
them at walmart, as I did forthese I guess, if that makes.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
So you don't truly care about quality, you care
about name brand.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
I'd say it's a bit of both.
I mean, they have to be qualityshoes because if they're trash,
like what's a bad pair oftennis shoes I bought from a
name?

Speaker 3 (09:58):
I can tell you there's a few pair of LeBrons
that I've purchased.
They and this was in, like whenLeBron was actually making nice
looking shoes, because you knowhis shoes, they wax and wane.
They were very uncomfortable,all because they're a good

(10:18):
basketball shoe for him, like ifyou look at LeBron's feet, the
reason why his toes and stuffare like this because he wears
shoes with really narrow toes,because it makes him more agile
and he can cut better.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
But they're uncomfortable and that's why I
stopped wearing LeBrons.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
For sure, I had a pair of the South Beach LeBrons,
the not the all turquoise ones.
The Nike one we're talkingabout tonight, yep, and so I had
those.
And, yeah, those shoes weren'tvery comfortable.
They look good, though it wasphoto I had to.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
I had the cool gray ones.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
Oh man, Give me a pair of camo shorts, black Nike
socks.
Oh boy, it don't even matterwhat I got on up top.
We out of here, baby.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
Fresh a when I got on up top, we out of here, baby,
fresh a-town fit it.
This one ain't fresh, you seeno it's been through the ringers
and that's okay, we all have.
Look, I wear overalls and Iwork.
I work construction.
I fit the part.
Yeah, you're a lunch pail guy,you.
You order a bud light, actuallya paps blue ribbon actually a
sweet water 420.
Oh well, okay, well, yousupport local business too.

(11:28):
I mean that.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
That falls very much so in line you know I'm a blue
collar guy and I really wish theguys on tick tock hey.
Can I have like 30 seconds totalk to the guys on tick tock?
Go for it, hey.
People on tick tock, I knowy'all probably won't see this,
but guess what?
Just because I say one thingthat you don't like doesn't mean

(11:51):
I'm not one of you guys.
Now, the dude on YouTube whocalled me a monkey I ain't one
of you, we ain't.
But I'm thought of the earth.
I'll go to a dive bar.
You know I'll go out there getmy hands dirty.
I was raking leaves earliertoday.
You know I get out there.
I'm a man's man.

(12:12):
I'm not one of these soft handcollege educated, well-spoken,
well-rounded, well-traveled,well-dressed.
What's the other one?
Well-spoken, well-traveled,well-dressed.
What's the other one?
Well-spoken, well-traveled,well-dressed, well-read?
And if I missed one, who cares?

(12:33):
I'm not one.
Well, I don't know how many.
I said Dressed, traveled,spoken, rounded, spoken, read
round.
Yeah, there we go.
I'm not a Renaissance man.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
And I'm also a liar.
We did get that there.
These are a pair of shoes ofmine.
These are uncomfortable.
These are actually someuncomfortable shoes.
They're fire.
They look great, but theseshoes are actually some
uncomfortable shoes.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
They're fire Like they look great, but these shoes
are actually prettyuncomfortable too.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
I'm out here trying to sell that.
I'm salt of the earth.
And you pull up a pair ofYeezys and a pair of Virgils.
Shout-outs to Virgil.
Rest in peace, ty.
He dissed that.
Nigga too.
That shit is so crazy.
Yeah, he said fuck.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
I'm trying to say Don't even say that on here, man
, I don't even want to.
I don't want to give the tweetslight.
If we want to have aconversation about Ye and his
off-the-field antics, I'm onlyinterested in talking about his
issues with Playboy Cardiutilizing his, using his
daughter's vocals and not usinghis.

(13:48):
That he provided, and theoverall conversation about his
wife being able, being able tomake decisions for their child
and bigger picture at what pointdoes one parent get to hold all
of the cards?

Speaker 2 (14:08):
Cindy or Cindy.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
Wow, you talk about irony?
Yeah, did you hear that name?
I did.
Okay, I'm not answering, youcan go ahead.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
Oh, okay, yeah, At this point, I guess because
we've already ran with it forabout 14 minutes.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
We might as well just dive into that aspect of it.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
Since we're on the topic, yeah, I think that it's
pretty foul, especially for aguy that I'd like to think that
I'm not going to say thatPlayboy Cardi is one of these
people that Kanye took under hiswing, but he kind of is.
You know what I mean?
I don't Nah, but he kind of is,though.
I mean, he's like the godfatherof really fucking any type of

(14:53):
modern music.
If we're keeping it real, Iexpect it to be Nah, but he is
because he's the first personthat did this stuff.
He made it cool to not be a hardrapper bro.
He's the one person that didthis stuff.
He made it cool to to like, notbe a hard rapper bro, like,
like.
He's the one that made thatshit cool Like everybody else.
Was all this gangster shit?
Or killing somebody, likeshooting somebody, like bro.

(15:15):
That was like like.
I'm not saying that thereweren't rappers.
Will Smith obviously won aGrammy and he don't curse on his
records, but I'm just sayingLudacris wasn't a gangster
rapper, he wasn't.
But you want to know one thingabout Ludacris' music it was
super sexual.
Now Kanye's made sexual musictoo.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
He's made a lot of sexual music.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Starting off it wasn't really like that, though
If you really look at the startof his music, it wasn't the way
he was rapping on like watch thethrone, and it's a little
different like it's my beautifuldark twist fantasy.
Like there was like sexualundertones.
It was a sexual thing.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
Now look at the album cover but like, if you look at
like, his, his, he was likecollege dropout, late
registration, graduation likebreathe life into life.

Speaker 3 (16:05):
Miss me with graduation, though.
We go through too much bullshitjust to mess with these drunken
hot girls.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
And that song was so unpopular for a long time, like
that was always the worst song.
I love this song.
When I first heard it, it wasthe worst song on the album to
me too.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
I've always liked that song and it really
resonated with me once I startedgoing through bullshit just to
mess with Drunkin' Hot Girls.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
Yeah, great song, great album.
But again, I'm just saying thatmusic, it was vulnerable, it
was relatable, it was justdifferent.
That music, it was vulnerable,it was relatable, it was just
different.
And then the same thing with808.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
Hold on before you go there.
I got another question for you.
How much money do you thinkyou've spent in the span of your
life just to mess with drunkenhot girls?
Over 100K in the span of yourlife, just a mess with drunken

(17:13):
hot girls over 100k easy, allyour bar tabs with that.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
Well, here's the thing with that being the
specific, like the, the numberone goal in mind, I wouldn't say
that I.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
I didn't say that's the number one goal in mind.
I wouldn't say that.
I didn't say it's the numberone goal in mind.
Yeah okay sure, when it's notthe number one goal in mind,
it's still the goal in mind.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
It is, and I don't want anyone to take what I'm
saying the wrong way.
But I'm going to be raw anduncut.
I'm not going to censor myselffor this, but everybody does it
for the bitches, bro.
Like that's just.
But I'm going to be raw anduncut.
I'm not going to censor myselffor this, but everybody does it
for the bitches, bro.
That's just a fact, right?
Niggas want a nice car.
Yeah, you want the performance.
You want to speed off.
You want it because you wantthe bitches to notice.

(18:00):
This shit is about the bitches,bro.
It is.
It's about the bitches.
That's really the best way toput this stuff into perspective.
Name a nigga that don't do itfor the hoes, bro.
You do it for the hoes,everybody does it for the hoes,
man.
Yes, you do it for yourself.
I got a haircut because I wantto look presentable.
But who do?
I want to fucking lookpresentable to my boss.

(18:20):
No, the hoes.
Yeah, yeah, I want the hoes.
It's not that I'm getting thishaircut for the hose.
I'm getting it because I wantto look presentable for the hose
.
It's prep, it's like it's mealprep.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
I mean I don't, I don't work out because I want to
be like Dale Broadwater, wantto be like dale broadwater.
Oh, one of the guys and I workout so that I can wear skinny
jeans and medium t-shirts.
Well, and then, when you'rewalking around on the beach,

(18:57):
you're confidently walking upwith your pecs bouncing up and
down like hulk hogan right, Idon't, I, I don't go to the
beach and up and down like HulkHogan, I don't go to the beach.
Too much saying Nigga you livedon the fucking beach, damn near,
and I rarely went.
I used to tell people all thetime every time I would try to

(19:17):
go to the beach, specificallyPacific Beach, there would be
these big barriers in between meand the beach and they're
called bars and they're full ofdrunk and hot girls and I'm here
for the bullshit.
So why go to the beach whenwhat I'm looking for is standing

(19:40):
in between me and the beach?
Because I'm not going to thebeach to get in the water, right
, I'm not going to the beach toplay volleyball unless the
drunken hot girls are there.
Yeah, they're playing volleyballyeah, they got to be playing
and they got to be the extra Ontheir team.

(20:02):
I'm not playing with the dudes.
Pause, crazy.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
Well, actually, technically, it's not a pause
moment because you said theright thing.
I'm not playing with the dudes.
Yeah, it still just didn't feelright coming I understand that,
but I'm just saying you werecorrect in your statement.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
Paul's culture is just ruining conversations.
I got the guy who's workingabout to start a job laying
thousands of feet of pipe.
All the meetings that I'm intalking about these pipe, the
different diameters.

(20:48):
We got some 12 inch pipes of 16inch pipe, 18 inch pipe.
We're gonna lay a lot of pipeabout 500 feet long right here
through these woods yeah,they're like, bro, y'all got to
stop.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
I'm childish, you gotta.
You gotta drop the pipe in thatscene.
You know, you know what this iskind of like and I thought
maybe I didn't send it to you,but I saw it.
Maybe I saw it on Twitter, butthey were talking about how the
NBA announcers and Grady Dick,right, they were like, oh, I
thought, yeah, dick, straight tothe hole.
Howard Stern was talking aboutit.

(21:22):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly yeah,it was in that video.
I think, actually, maybe youput it in the group, no, maybe I
don't know, I don't know, but Isaw it.
I saw it too.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
So do you think that?
In what situations do you thinkthat one parent should be the
sole decision maker for a child?
Outside of like clear andobvious, like one parent is like
nowhere to be found, ordeceased or in prison, you know
the obvious reasons why oneparent wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Some of them were, yeah I think that when a parent
doesn't show that they'recapable of parenting and I know
that that's so vague, but likeif in this situation, because
obviously it kind of relates- tothe Kanye thing if somebody is
kind of mentally unstable, thatwould be a reason right, Like

(22:22):
that's a reason stable, thatwould be a reason right Like
that's a reason it'sunhingedness that no child
should be Left behind.
No, just no child should have tobe in that type of environment,
to where that is the decisionmaker.
Obviously they're're gonna bearound their parent, because you

(22:45):
know that's their parent maybe.
Well, yeah, if the courtsdecide, and what he's, what he's
doing, which is what sucks sobad, he's really just fucking
himself up and it's just likegod damn man, it's like you know
, at first, when I was readingsome of that stuff, I was just
kind of like bro, do you likewant to die?

(23:06):
Like I don't know, like thatwas just like kind of.
First, when I was reading someof that stuff, I was just kind
of like bro, do you like want todie?
Like I don't know.
Like that was just like kind oflike what I was thinking.
I'm like I'm just notunderstanding where you're.
I understand his honestly, hisbottom line message.
I really get that.
I actually 100 hear him therewhat's the?
bottom line freedom of speech,that he can say whatever he
wants and do whatever he wantswhich isn't really true, but

(23:28):
like it is supposed to be true,like he should be able to say
what he wants in reality he cansay what he wants but there are
consequences that come with itbut exactly, there are
consequences that come with itand he has dealt with the
consequences that come with whathe says.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
Right, he lost his Adidas deal.
He lost his Gap deal.
He's lost his ability tomaneuver and rap as a mainstream
artist, getting a mainstreampush from the labels and all the
other supporting entities.
Now it's still working for himbecause he's immensely talented.

(24:09):
And for people out herelistening, I'm going to tell you
don't be like Kanye, becauseyou're not as good as he is.
You're not as good as he is atwhat he does that somebody wants
to monetize.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
So don't be that way well, and he already
accomplished everything heneeded to too.

Speaker 3 (24:29):
That's another key part of this he's actually an
accomplished person so yeah, hewasn't crazy, he didn't act
crazy until he got super richexactly right, which is where it
allows him to really do it,because it doesn't really matter
.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
He's going to always be financially good.
He's already made the money.

Speaker 3 (24:50):
They wouldn't let him touch his money.
Rumors was Kim Nim was tryingto do a conservatorship on him.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
I think that that's what they're trying to do.
It's almost like he's playinginto it by telling his truth.
They're letting him hanghimself, right that's kind of
what this is.
I feel like that's the paththat's going down.
He put out a picture of WendyWilliams, who obviously is in
the news.
She's not in that, but she's inbasically the worst.

(25:22):
She don't have control overwhat she does to a degree.
And of course we saw it withBritney Spears for years and
everybody was like yo, freeBritney, all this stuff.
And I feel like with Kanyethere are some people that say
it's because he is a man thathe's not already in one, because
they said if he was a womanhe'd already be in one.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
Well, because women are viewed as weaker individuals
, and that's the problem withthe patriarchy in this country
yes okay question, probably peteanswer.
How are you doing today, man?

Speaker 1 (26:00):
good, good Been working all day.
Got home got to.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I put in someserious, actual physical labor
today, so it was good.
Met a milf along the way, youknow, I didn't even get to go
into that and just real quick Imean, get some digits.
Huh, get some digits.

(26:20):
No, no, no, this lady wasmarried.
But I'll tell you this much Get, get some digits.
No, no, no, this lady wasmarried.
But I'll tell you this much Getsome digits.
I'm not going to go down thatdark rabbit hole, but it really
set up to be like a porn scene.
As crazy as that sounds and Iwasn't thinking about it, but
the whole time I'm thinking meand my brother are going over
here to install and remove anattic ladder.

(26:47):
install and remove a atticladder, which for one is an odd
job that I've never forcontracting purposes have really
ever seen anyone get done like.
My parents didn't get theirattic and stuff redone, not that
I can remember.
But the point is we show up,the husband's gone.
Attractive white woman walksout and like I mean I'm talking
a legit nine like and she had tohave been in her mid-50s
probably.
Nice body you could tell sheworks out.

(27:09):
It was a really attractiveolder white woman, bro.
I was like wow, no Botox, no,nothing.
You could just tell.
Back in the day I was likeeverybody was fucking hollering
at you in the fucking 90s Iguess she would have went to
college in like the late 80s,early 90s.
Uh, everybody was probablyhollering at this chick like.

(27:31):
I was like yo, you're hot, like, and she was a nice.
She was just really nice too.
She was super duper nice.
We had great conversation, um,while we were putting the
finishing touches on that's,when we were really we were
working.
But it just set itself up to beone of those scenes.
It was just so weird becausethe husband's not there.
She's like MILF takes.

Speaker 3 (27:52):
MILF DP handyman while husband's away Hashtag
hashtag hashtag, yeah, that typeof stuff.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
It was weird but cool .
But then we did that, then weleft from there, had to come
back, get some.
We installed somebody'sbathroom, like you know shower,
like the shower door, like thesliding shit.
We had to do that and that kindof took a little while, because
I guess the one that he, theguy, was a little I'm not going

(28:24):
to say it was even confusing,but like it just was super-duper
heavy.
But it was like a lot of stuffyou had to do to like even get
it to function before you hungit up.
Are you handy?
I know how to do it a littlebit.
I mean, I was more of his helpthan anything, but there's

(28:46):
little stuff that I know how todo like I can lay floor and
stuff like I know how to do thatnow I know how to like.
I think, yeah, I know how tolike put a fan up.
I can put a fan up for somebodylike.
I know how to do certain stuff.
For sure that I kind of learnedjust from working with him,
like especially over the summerI was working with him, probably
a little bit more heavier,because everything kind of

(29:09):
slowed up for us, and so, yeah,I learned quite a few things.
So there's a maybe I would needlike a slight refresher, but I
could, low-key, do it by myself.
Okay, I got to hang a TV.
That's not really that hard, butI know how to do that too.
I mean, you'd be shocked.

(29:30):
Well people, look, I tell youwhat.
The first time I got my TV hungat the Atlantic, I paid the
Geek Squad to do it because Ibought the TV from Best Buy.
I think that shit was like $125, $150 for them to do it.
Tats, grab it man.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
Tats, grab it, man, tats grab it.
I'm not really in the businessof paying people a lot of money
to do things that I can probablydo For me.
It gets weird with plumbing andelectrical.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
Yeah, but that's something you don't want to fuck
up either.
If you fuck that up, you canfuck your whole shit up.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
I remember it was the one time and the only time I
ever left the door open to usethe bathroom with Lo around, and
she comes in there at the veryend.
I've already flushed the toilet.
Those who are listening anddon't know Lola's my daughter.

(30:31):
She's two, she was one.
Then she comes in the bathroomwith a toy in her hand.
She just throws it in thetoilet as it's flushing, like a
doll Not like a doll, but Idon't remember Some stupid toy,
something small enough To godown but get stuck but not go

(30:52):
all the way through, right?

Speaker 2 (30:54):
Right.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
So I end up, you know , taking the toilet apart, doing
all of this stuff, and I endedup Like breaking one of the
pipes, because one of the pipeson the toilet was just old and
my God it took.
I could not find the right sizepipe.
Oh no, I didn't.
I didn't break it, I dropped it.

(31:16):
I dropped it Like when I, whenI pulled it off, it fell down in
the hole.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
You've been dealing with a lot of pipe.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
No, no, no, you've been dealing with a lot of pipe.
No, no, no.
This was like a long time ago,I know, and now recently now
you're a pipe guy I mean, yeah,I ordered.
I actually um, ordered somepipe yesterday and it's getting
delivered on friday so we caninstall, hopefully either friday
or next week, because you gotto shut down a water line and

(31:45):
and and take out old pipe, putin new pipe and then on another
job, all we're doing is layingpipe, laying pipe and tearing up
concrete or tearing up asphalt.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
It's going to be crazy so you're tearing up
asphalt so you can lay some morepipe yeah, and then we're going
to reinstall, then we're goingto like lay new asphalt.
You know we're going to repaveeverything tear up that asphalt
to lay that pipe.
Yeah, I got you.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
In my hometown too.
It was so crazy going to themeeting today because the
inspector for my job wasliterally my baseball coach from
the age of four or five until Iwas 12 or 13.
Really you guys 13 really nicelittle handshake moment yeah,

(32:30):
cuz he thought it was me, but hewasn't for sure, you know,
because he didn't take a selfiewith you, did he?

Speaker 1 (32:35):
and posted on Facebook and say one of my guys
from back in the day no, no, noblack or white by the way huh,
black or white or white White.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
Okay, I know he used to see the pod and stuff and we
would communicate a little bit.
I think I got a bit too lib forhim at one point in time.
Yeah, and I was living inCalifornia and you're out there
too long.
You start taking pictures withdogs and walking on the beach
with your toes out and justtrying craft beers and telling
yourself you like them.
Taking pictures with dogs andwalking on the beach with your
toes out and just try and craftbeers and telling yourself you

(33:08):
like them, but you don't reallylike them.
But the brewery is a vibe.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
Yeah.
Actually you want to know whatyou started eating.
You started eating a fuckingavocado toast.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
At home.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
Yeah, no, you're right.
Right, that's what I'm saying.
You either handed your guac orbought.
No, you're right, that's whatI'm saying.
You either handed your guac orbought the guac that's already
made.

Speaker 3 (33:28):
I did none of that, really.
You know how it got made.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
Aha, well, of course, fresh Culture, the El
Salvadorian way, the Salvadorianway, the country is El Salvador
, but the people are Salvadorian.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
Salvadorian, right.
Yeah, we got to come correctwhen we're talking about my
daughter's culture.
Okay, my apologies.
Shit.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
Are we going to stay in culture or are we going to
talk sports and get back toculture at the end?
Yeah, we can kick it off thatway and then we can end it.
Go ahead, bring it up on thebottom, because if we're going
to start off with sports, weknow that we should go NFL first
.
Well, we know who to kick offwith first for the NFL, we are
all here to do what we do.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
We are all here to do what we do.

Speaker 3 (34:31):
I'm going to play it again because we made a good
move this week.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
We are all here to do what we do.
We are all here to do what wedo.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
So we played this and we're starting here because the
Falcon said you know what, kirkCousins, we're going to pay you
$10 million because weguarantee you this money and we
were not paying you specificallya certain dollar figure.

(35:05):
We were paying our quarterbackroom a certain dollar figure for
a certain level of productionand we are confident that our
rookie or second yearquarterback now will give us
that same level of production athis price and we'll just keep

(35:28):
you around, because we werebuilding this team to be at this
salary point because you falloff the books in two years.
You fall off the books afterthis year.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
Yeah, I think you really fall off after this year.

Speaker 3 (35:42):
And then we'll pay Drake and Bijan and all of that
stuff, so you're not messing upour timeline, although some
people may disagree with thatmodel and say, well, you're
losing a year where you can bemaximizing the rookie on the
rookie deal.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, cool.
We know who we got to pay and,unlike the Bengals, we know when

(36:07):
to pay our guys at the righttime to keep the roster right
for what we were looking for.
It may not work like when wepaid julio and and matt ryan
after the super bowl and stuffwe had to pay them those guys
had already been here 10 years.
Damn near, though, right rightwe still had to pay them then,
but it hey, we're going to tryto run it back the next two
years Once.

(36:29):
Matt Ryan's not good, we knowwe got to start over anyway.
What are we?
He was bad before.
Expected Bad Bad.
We're going to put a periodhere.

(36:49):
You can disagree with me,that's fine.
Kirk cousins is still on theroster.
We're not cutting him and we'regonna make the league pay us
for kirk.
How does that make you feelparley pete?

Speaker 1 (36:59):
it makes me feel great.
Um, I like terry put his footdown and I think a lot of people
thought he was bluffing.
And I didn't think that he wasbluffing and the reason why was
obviously because of what wejust saw with russell, wilson
and pittsburgh.
Now denver wanted to absorb thehit because, uh, sean payton
wanted bo nicks to be hisquarterback.

(37:20):
He didn't even want him there,you know, in that scenario, even
to be a backup, and plus, russdidn't want to be a backup.
But sean payton and russ didn'thave a good relationship.
I don't think that raheem andkirk necessarily have a bad
relationship.
I just think that the falconsbrass decided hey look, pennix

(37:42):
is a guy who has actually beeninjured.
We're paying you to be here,like you said, to be in this
quarterback room.
The quarterback money for theroom makes sense.
We're not overpaying thequarterback room, so we don't
have to let you go, unlesssomebody wants to come and get
you.
We don't have to appease you.
We already appeased you becausewe gave you a fucking

(38:04):
three-year $100 millionguaranteed.
We've already done theappeasing.
We don't have to do thatanymore because we and shit
before you even signed and welost the pick out of that.

(38:26):
So we got to at least recoupwhat we lost, even bringing you
in let alone the money aspect ofit.
We're not letting you go untilwe get back at least what we
lost, no matter what andaccording to Josina Anderson
that's a third-round pick.
I mean we lost.
I think it was either a four orfive, I think it was a five
that we lost, but regardless.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
I mean we lost Rich, called it in favor.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
Yeah, and so I don't think anyone's low-key going to
give up a third for him.
I think we'll do good if we geta four.
I'd really like to get a fourout of this because the type of
deal that it would be, I feellike we'd have to agree to pay
half, no matter what.
We're paying half and that'sgood for us if we can just get

(39:07):
out of it just paying half.
And I think that there is goingto be a market for him.
Because who's to say AaronRodgers?
It sounds like he's not goingto Minnesota.
Who's to say that he justdoesn't fucking retire?
And then what?
Then you've got a team inPittsburgh that really does need
a veteran.
Mason Rudolph is not the answer.
They know that.
But they wanted to bring himback because he at least is

(39:27):
familiar.
He brings stability, he'splayed in playoff games for them
.
So there's a lot to like abouthaving Mason Rudolph in the
quarterback room.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
But that ain't who they really want.
The standard is the standardand he knows that standard,
exactly exactly.
He's played to that standard.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
He's led that team to that standard exactly, and so,
uh, but even if aaron rogerswere to go there, you still are
opening up a can where tennessee.
I don't think that they'retaking a quarterback, or one, I
don't think that it's going totake camp war.
Uh, the giants are still inneed.
I guess the colts kind of theygot daniel jones now to be that
competition.
Yeah, the Colts aren't going todo that.
Cleveland needs another guy.
They're not.
They bought in.

(40:08):
They bought in a Super Bowlwinning quarterback, but they're
not going to get Super Bowltype production out of him and
in reality.

Speaker 3 (40:18):
We know that Cleveland.
You know who they have interestin right who, carson?

Speaker 1 (40:26):
I don't know how anyone could be interested in
him after what they saw thatlast game of the regular season.
I know he wasn't playing withstarters, but no thanks, I'd say
Carson Palmer today over CarsonWentz.
Man, look, I'd try to get KurtWarner out of the booth if I
could, over Carson Wentz.

Speaker 3 (40:42):
Hey, give me Carson daily.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
You know, yeah.
A little.
What was that shit called, notTCL, what?

Speaker 3 (40:50):
the fuck was it called TRL yeah, would you take
Carson Beck or Carson Wentz?

Speaker 1 (40:56):
Beck, I think at least with Beck, you know, you
got a spry arm At the bareminimum.

Speaker 3 (41:03):
And apparently he lost his influencer girlfriend
because of some rendezvous withMiss Danger.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
A Latina.
Wait, miss Danger, yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
Yeah, saw that on the tube.
I saw that somewhere online.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
You know, miss Danger , dates unless.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
Yeah, sure, they date I.
I know her day job is too, so Iknow that I should respect her
career and that her job is a job.
But if your job allows you, tostill on the IG.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
So I mean no trouble in paradise.
That just sounds like a rumor.
Two things can be true.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
Double in Paradise.
That just sounds like a rumor.
Two things can be true.
That is true too.
It can sound like a rumor.
She could still be on thetimeline and Carson Beck still
could have done what he did.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
Because obviously that young man that you just
showed us is okay with sharinghis woman.
Well, that's what porn starsare anyways, right, yeah.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
So what difference is a guy who just wants to get his
rocks off?

Speaker 1 (42:12):
There isn't.
There isn't, I mean, you'respeaking facts here.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
I know we're talking Falcons first and somehow we're
not talking about the Falcons.
I know we're talking Falconsfirst and somehow we're not
talking about the Falcons.
But if you date a porn star nota stripper, a porn star or a
any sex worker who's not justdoing I don't know, sticking

(42:44):
having fun with this on onOnlyFans, right, like you know
some of those, they just domasturbation videos, right?
Whatever.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
They said masturbation videos.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
Yeah, those exist, I know.
Check point out there.
But if you are dealing with awoman who opens her legs for
other men at a price for aprofession, what's the
difference in you gettingcheated on, bro?

Speaker 1 (43:15):
Well, it isn't unless they say that they're inactive,
which there are, those that areLike Lisa Ann she does sports
now, so does what's my girl?

Speaker 3 (43:27):
She's still active isn't she?

Speaker 1 (43:29):
No, I don't think so.
I don't know, I don't watchporn, but at the same time, from
my understanding, she isn't.
What's her face?
Fuck.
You know what I'm talking aboutMia Khalifa.

Speaker 3 (43:41):
Yeah, yeah, she was on a show on Complex with
Gilbert Arenas at one point.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
He was trying to find himself as a sportscaster he
was trying to find himself, yeah, but you know, I don't think
that it does make much of adifference at the end of the day
.
But you know, is that not thegame?
That's just the game in general.
Like, I don't feel like anylike, even with Carson Beck,

(44:14):
which is how he even got on thetopic.
His girl is famous, he'ssomewhat famous, I guess.
He moved down to Miami Idiot,come on.
But I'm just saying he wasn'tgonna not fucking fuck some hoes
in Miami.
Come on, man, that's just notthe way it works.
When you're 22 years old andyou drive a Lamborghini truck

(44:35):
and you're on South Beach,there's gonna be some Latina ass
that's just popping up out ofnowhere for you.

Speaker 3 (44:42):
Some black, some white, some French, some French,
maybe some Asian.
But here's the thing he also iscoming from UGA as the
quarterback, driving that sameLamborghini truck, with
billboards In the city, beingable to move and shake, with

(45:06):
billboards in the city, beingable to move and shake Without
his girl even being hip.
Yeah, just think about it.
If Carson just meets a randomnine on sorority row, what is
what?
She doesn't know?
The Cavender girl?
I don't even know which one itis, so I'm not going to say her
first name.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:27):
Because they've been in college as long as Carson's
been in college, so you knowthey're less than Haley Van Lith
.
Yeah, she made All-American.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
Yeah, I was about to say they're not even that good,
they're 24, by the way 24?
Yeah, they should be workingjobs, yeah instead, they are
trying to play basketball still.

Speaker 3 (45:58):
But you know why they're doing that right.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
Yeah, they're making more money off NIL.

Speaker 3 (46:03):
Well, yeah, because you go to the.
You saw what angel reese toldthat person on on um, on on uh
line asking her for some money.
You know that angel reese makes75k in the wmba annually.
She made 50k at unrivaled, soyou know she made what 125, 125,
uh, on the court, that's prettygood.

(46:25):
Before taxes.
Yeah, at least no income tax onthat.
Unrivaled because it's allplayed in Miami.
But, excuse me, but I'mstarting to think that college
basketball is its own separateleague.
Like, especially on the men'sside.

(46:49):
Think about it you can go toJuco now for two years and lose
no eligibility.
So that means you can show upon campus at 20, play until
you're 24.
If you play college basketballfor more than two years, you're
probably not going lottery,unless you're, like, one of the
best players in the nation andyou still may not go lottery.
So college basketball, with theNIL and all this payment stuff

(47:13):
coming now, it's its own league.
Like there are guys who aregoing to go realize in high
school that their lot in life isa professional college
basketball player.
College basketball is a leaguesemi-pro.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
And there's nothing wrong with that, though Look at
Drew Timmy for Gonzaga.
He's not in the NBA.
I know who he is, though.
Right, Because he was atGonzaga for like six fucking
years, and I'm sure that he madeplenty of money up in Spokane
playing for Gonzaga.
Because that's a nichebasketball market for a niche
like brand of basketball forthat area.

(47:53):
So he might've been you knowwhat I mean Like he's super well
known up there.

Speaker 3 (47:58):
He's a legend.
I hate Gonzaga's basketballprogram.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
Do you just not like Mark Few?
He's kind of the face of thatprogram.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
I think Mark Few's a great coach.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
He's an Olympic gold medalist himself.

Speaker 3 (48:13):
He's part of the Olympic program.
You just can't beat up tomatocans every year and expect me to
take you seriously, even whenyou're good.
Like the media, hype them upall of that stuff.
Now the Chet team, differentteam.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
They had Drew Timmy.
They had three pros on thatteam.
They had Chet.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
What's my man's name?
Jalen Suggs and Nembhard andNembhard Three pros Chet.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
What's my man's name?
Jalen Suggs and Nimhard andNimhard Three pros, yeah, three
guys that start in the NBA todayLike they all are starters,
three guys that we takeseriously.

Speaker 3 (48:55):
Does Nimhard?

Speaker 1 (48:56):
start.

Speaker 3 (49:00):
He was starting for them in the playoffs last year.
For the Pacers yeah, that'sright, but anyways, he gets real
minutes to where you respect.
Like he's an NBA player yeah,he plays 30 minutes a game
Outside of that team.
Come on man, what are wetalking about?

Speaker 1 (49:19):
Well.
I mean they had a legacy,though, with Adam Morrison
obviously being arguably theirgreatest player ever.
Sure, john Stockton, of course,back in the day, went there,
john.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
Stockton's wild on Twitter, crazy conservative.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
He appreciated the shout-out from Kendrick Lamar
during the Super Bowl halftimeshow though.

Speaker 3 (49:50):
Don't stop.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:55):
Let's get back to this NFL free agency.
I know we kind of got off of it, but after two calendar weeks
of NFL free agency, I know wekind of got off of it, but after
you know two calendar weeks ofNFL free agency, how do you feel
about where our Falcons are?

Speaker 1 (50:13):
I saw we picked up a safety today, too, from Carolina
.
Yeah, I sent that to you fromCarolina.
Yeah, I sent it to you.
You know, I'm going to give ita C+.
I think that we addressed anissue and it looks like more
depth-type moves have been mademore than anything.
And the issue is is that ondefense, we've got to have those

(50:34):
changes, Like we've just got tohave those changes, and the
expectation isn't that?
man, unless maybe we get a gamerecord with that 15th pick.
The expectation isn't thatwe're going to have a guy that
comes in and just flips hisdefense in one year Like it just
doesn't feel that way.
And I know we got rid of Lakes.
Who's the DC now?
We got Brent back.

(50:55):
I'm curious to see how theyaddress it in the draft.
We still got what's-his-facefrom Washington that we drafted
last year, who will technicallybe a rookie this year.
So I guess that's another piecethat you can look at, but
obviously, I think adding yeah,I know we talked about this last

(51:15):
week, but fuck it, floyd.

Speaker 3 (51:21):
Yeah, Leonard Floyd.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
Yeah, us adding was a .
That was a move that we wasnecessary, so I like that.
I'm curious as if they're goingto bring back judon at this
point though, because clearly hedoesn't have that big of a
market and I think that maybe hecan be better than what he was
last year and still be this namethat we know is productive,

(51:43):
because he's kind of similar toLeonard Floyd in a sense of his
productivity, like, over theyears They've kind of been
similar players.
But if you have those two, youstill have Ebikati, who did come
on strong at the end of theyear last year he was
significantly better.
He's one of the few guys that'slike okay.
Finally, we're not striking outon second-round picks, because

(52:03):
that was the second-round pickout of Penn State.
He looked more to part and,look, I'm looking forward to
year three from him.
And then, like I said, youstill got what's-his-face from
Washington who was out for theyear.
But Braylon Christ, I'm excitedto see him.
He was the Pac-12.
He was certainly the bestdefensive player on that
Washington team.
So I think I like where we'reat.

(52:25):
I just want more, and more tome would be Trey Walker, who
apparently is up for grabs, andthat's a guy that's from the
state of Georgia obviously wentto Georgia too.
Number one overall pick threeyears ago and apparently he can
be had.
And I know you disagree with meon the selection.

(52:47):
I think it's going to take aone and I will be down.
Would you not be down to giveup the 15 for him if you can
just get him straight up 15?

Speaker 3 (52:53):
for him.
No, because we have to pay him.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
Yeah, but that's fine .
I'm comfortable with the guythat's had back-to-back
double-digit sack years.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
I'm okay having him on the roster, but I'm not
giving up a one, and that'stypically not how NFL trades go.

Speaker 1 (53:11):
for non-superstars, you don't give up a one and then
turn around and pay him.
We did it for Abe.

Speaker 3 (53:23):
He was a high-end pass rusher at one point in his
career.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
No for sure he was.
Really.
He was good on those Jets teams, one of the few Jets teams that
did make the fucking playoffs.
He was a part of that.
Chad Pink it was probably theirbest.
Definitely was their best edgerusher, but probably their best
defensive player at the time.
I forgot he played for thecardinals too.

Speaker 3 (53:48):
Yeah, that was after us, though he was productive
with that for like that one year.
Well, here's the thing.
Jonathan abraham was athree-time first team all pro
and a five-time pro bowler.
Uh.
So yeah, you give that up forhim.

Speaker 1 (53:59):
Well, he wasn't that before, though we got him.
Yes, he was.
He was a two-time All-Probefore we got him.

Speaker 3 (54:08):
He was a two-time All-Pro before we got him.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
Really.

Speaker 3 (54:11):
And then he got so he's a four-time All-Pro total
and he got two of his All-Proswith us.
So 2001, 2002, he was anAll-Pro and he didn of his
All-Pros with us.
So 2001, 2002, he was anAll-Pro and he didn't make
All-Pro again until 08.
And then he made All-Pro againin 2010.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
He was such a dog for us.
I love Dave.

Speaker 3 (54:33):
I love him too, but he showed enough before we made
the acquisition to say that hey,yeah, I'll pay this coin for
him.
But Trayvon Walker, I mean, didhe make all rookie?

Speaker 1 (54:47):
That's a good question.
His rookie year wasn't thatgreat, but on a really bad
football team.
He was with Herb right?
No, he wasn't with Herb.
Herb didn't draft him.

Speaker 3 (54:57):
He was the year after Herb.
Yeah, he was WP.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
Yeah, that's how they got him.
They got him because of Herbright.
Yes, no, his rookie year wasnot stellar.
I'm looking at it now three anda half sacks.
But he probably wasn't anevery-down rusher his rookie
year, and so I just look at thelast two years.
They made the playoffs twoyears ago, right, or did they?

Speaker 3 (55:25):
tail it off or something.
Trevor's second year, so hisrookie year.
They made the playoffs.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
Okay, so maybe these are empty calorie numbers coming
from him, but I like thedouble-digit sacks the last two
years.

Speaker 3 (55:37):
They're not empty calorie numbers, but you don't
give up a one for him, becausehe is not an elite pass rusher.
He is more in that.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
But don't call him Dante.
Fowler is all I'm saying.
He's not, he's not.

Speaker 3 (55:48):
Dante Fowler?
I wasn't going to call himDante Fowler, I was going to say
he's more like a Chris Longtype of guy.
A, a, a.
Who else A?

Speaker 1 (56:01):
better pass.
I feel like he's like BrandonGraham Maybe I'm saying kind of
what, like Brandon Graham wasfor the Eagles, like that's what
it reminds me of.

Speaker 3 (56:12):
I think his peak is like 12, 13 sacks, unless he has
one of those weird games thatdoesn't make sense and has like
a five sack game, boost him upto 17 for a year, yeah, but like
this is, he's in that 10 to 12,so I'm not giving up a
first-round pick for that.
But hey, carry the show realquick, because my dogs are
making a lot of noise and Idon't trust them.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
And if AC Lee don't trust you, he going to shoot you
.
Yeah, I disagree with Leewholeheartedly on this subject.
I think that you give up a onefor Trey Walker.
I don't think you're going tobe able to get a pass rusher
that has yet to hit his prime,under the age of 25, still on a
rookie deal.
Yes, you're going to have topay him eventually.
Right, you will have to pay himeventually, but those type of

(56:59):
guys just don't fall into yourlap.
You don't get these guys thatare under 25 on rookie deals,
even if you've got to pay them.
They don't typically just comeon the market like that either.
And I know that that's why it'slike well, that's kind of the
reason to want to stay awaybecause they don't come on the
market.
But I don't know whatJacksonville's issue is in terms
of why they don't want them.
Maybe Jacksonville recognizesthat with the new regime that's
coming in, that they've got tochange some things and T-Law is

(57:23):
going to be there they're notgetting rid of him.

Speaker 3 (57:27):
Ain't nobody taking that albatross?

Speaker 1 (57:32):
Yeah, they've got a bright spot in Brian Thomas Jr,
who eventually will have to getpaid to right.
But that's further down theline, that's three years from
now and maybe they just see itas something to wear Like again.
I know I called the numbers alittle empty calorie.

Speaker 2 (57:44):
Maybe that's how they looked at it.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
Jacksonville's defense was horrendous last year
.
It was terrible.
I watched Josh Allen fucking onMonday Night Football one week.
I think he had five touchdownpasses in the first half.
It was just.

Speaker 3 (57:55):
it was ridiculous, and so why were they on Monday
Night Football?
That's the real question.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
It was early in the, it was like week three, so like,
and it was one of thosedoubleheader nights.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
They've got to get rid of that, by the way.

Speaker 1 (58:08):
I don't mind it early in the year Because, think
about it, I think the no ourswas a standalone when we played
the Eagles.

Speaker 3 (58:15):
I know the.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
Raiders game was a doubleheader.

Speaker 3 (58:18):
I don't mind, it was a doubleheader, yeah, and we had
Riddick and Danny O.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
Yeah, I know Well, I didn't have to hear him.
Thank God I didn't either.
What did you mute him, yeah, oryou just?

Speaker 3 (58:31):
didn't watch the game .
No, I watched the game, I justmuted him.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
Yeah, a little Desmond Ritter action.
Hey, he's still a free agent.
Desmond Ritter probably won'tget signed.
I think his career is over inthis league.
He might be a camp arm thisyear, but then that will be kind
of the extent, and then he'llbe playing for the St Louis
Renegade or whatever they'recalled St Louis Blackhawks.

Speaker 3 (58:52):
Honestly, I think Des should probably be getting
ready for camp because theleague is getting ready to start
.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
Is it time for spring football?
Certainly has got to be comingaround.
But maybe he thinks, maybe hehasn't bitten that bullet yet in
life and recognizes that hey,you know, I've got to go out
here, I've got to put somethinggood on film because I don't
have anything good on filmanymore.
He has the Falcons game, theplaying well.

(59:22):
He was terrible really untilthe middle of the fourth quarter
.
Then he started to move theball down the field but we were
already up double digits so itdidn't really matter.
And that game wasn't 100% onhim because we had like two
blocked extra points like ablocked field goal, blocked punt
, like five or six sacks.
Big win for me in the leaguebecause of that defense that

(59:45):
night.
But he doesn't have anythinggood on film.
There's nothing good on filmabout Desmond Ritter.

Speaker 3 (59:52):
Well, he's not a good football player.
Yeah, in other free agency newsTamar Chase got what he wanted.
Joe Boy Chase got what hewanted.
Joe Boyd got what he wanted.
Tee Higgins got what theywanted.
Jamar Chase four years what 160?

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
High-paid non-quarterback in the league.
And then Tee Higgins is thehighest-paid wide receiver too
in the league.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
Now they are probably .
There's an argument that he'sthe best receiver, and I don't
think there's much of anargument that T Higgins is the
best wide receiver too, becausethere were lesser teams who
wanted to make him wide receiverone and he's like eh.

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
Eh.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
T Higgins is so much better than Brandon Ayoub, it's
not even funny.

Speaker 3 (01:00:52):
I won't go that far.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
I think he is.
I think he's way better thanhim.

Speaker 3 (01:00:57):
Can you hear my TV in the background?
No, ok, can you hear my?

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
TV in the background.

Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
No, okay, I think he is.

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
He's been more consistent throughout his career
, but I can't forget whatBrandon Ayuk did for me as a guy
who drafted him in fantasy inhis all-pro season.

Speaker 3 (01:01:25):
Tell the one hit wonder hey, you know, joe Budden
has a very successful podcastand as rich as he's ever been,
you know.
So I'm not going to show himBump it up.
I mean, you know, not to gettoo far away from this, but he
was talking about that one dayon his podcast and he kind of

(01:01:47):
talked about how you know peoplekind of shit on him for being a
one hit wonder.
He's like look what my one hitis.
My one hit is 25 years old 20years old, you know, and it
still gets played.
So like, judge me against thebest one-hit wonders.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
You know, and I'm glad Jay-Z came back and did the
beat real justice, not that JoeBudden did a crap boat on the
song.

Speaker 3 (01:02:19):
No, no, no, no, no, no no.
Jay-z did not, that was Jay'sproducer.

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
Just Blaze gave that shit to Joe Budden.

Speaker 3 (01:02:28):
Yeah, it's what the label's supposed to do, you got
a new artist.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
It sounded like it could have been Jay-Z's song.

Speaker 3 (01:02:38):
Nobody cares about Jay-Z's Pump it Up anymore.
That shit only exists forhip-hop heads, jay-z stans and
people in the early 2000s whoheard it when it came out.
Bro, nobody cares about Jay-Z'sPump it Up, just like nobody
cares about Jay-Z's ballin'.
They don't.
It doesn't matter how well herapped on it, nobody cares.
People care about Jim Jonesballin'.

(01:02:59):
People care about Joe Buddenpump it up.
So don't use this as anopportunity to pull out your
rock chain, put on your rocknation hat with your little
flying paper plane shit and goout here and just give Jay-Z all
this love.
Nobody cares about that fuckingverse, bro what about his blow
the whistle verse?

(01:03:20):
don't really care about it.
Dope verse Shout out to him forgoing to the booth and doing
that for LeBron Great.

Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
Ask my nigga LeBron.
Yeah, no, I'm with you so bigwe ain't got to respond.
The Deshaun Stevenson LeBronthing used to be real too.
That's the crazy part.

Speaker 3 (01:03:37):
I mean yeah, Deshaun Stevenson took his soul in the
11 finals.
Everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:03:43):
I mean yeah, Deshaun Stevenson took his soul in the
11 finals everybody talks aboutJJ Perea no baby, but I'm
talking about when it was CavsWizards, I know but that's where
it started.

Speaker 3 (01:03:51):
But, like, the culmination of that was the 2011
finals Deshaun.
Whatever his last name isStevenson hitting clutch threes,
throwing up the B's runningdown the court.
You know what I'm saying?
Whatever his last name isStevenson hitting clutch threes,
throwing up the Bs running downthe court.

Speaker 1 (01:04:04):
You know what I'm saying.
Also, DeJuan Stevenson.

Speaker 3 (01:04:08):
DeJuan Stevenson made throwing up blood in a
basketball game popular, orthrowing up the three.
Dejuan Stevenson made that shithot.

Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
Sorry, you don't want to give the mellow three to the
dome credit.
I gave myself a mean headachein a men's league game.

Speaker 3 (01:04:19):
You don't want to give the mellow three to the
dome credit.
I gave myself a mean headachein a men's league game doing
that mellow three to the dome.
It was like a tight game and Ihit an M13, and I got up and I
was like but I did it like superhard because you know I was
like Adrenaline.

(01:04:40):
Yeah, but I'm jabbing threefingers into my damn temple.

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:04:45):
I'm not going to do this anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
Hopefully you didn't get a concussion there.

Speaker 3 (01:04:53):
It's undiagnosed, so we're okay.
Va didn't give me credit for mydiagnosed concussion.
No TBI, which is fine.
I'm OK with that Right.
Anything else in NFL?
Stingley got paid.
Yeah, he got paid.

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
Yeah, well, and that was the other thing.
They combined, you know,jefferson Borough, chase,
stingley, I think the number waslike almost 700 million, it was
600 and like 660, which is kindof that is crazy.
But it goes to show too thatand if they did like all the
contracts I believe it was abillion dollars in contracts

(01:05:33):
that they've all gotten it goesto show how great that LSU team
really was.

Speaker 3 (01:05:40):
It also goes to show why Coach O probably won't get a
great job ever again.

Speaker 1 (01:05:50):
Joe Brady continues to get jobs.

Speaker 3 (01:05:55):
Yeah, he keeps getting fired.
He gets fired up, doesn't he?

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
Well, remember, at one point there were so many
people that were trying to makehim like the hot coach head
coaching.
He never got it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:09):
But like he's in Buffalo.

Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
Now right, he's in Buffalo.

Speaker 3 (01:06:13):
Yeah, yeah, he's in Buffalo doing great actually.

Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
Yeah, they were great this year, but he was like in
Carolina.
That was like the first job hegot.
It was like Carolina.

Speaker 3 (01:06:23):
Saint, did he go back to the Saints?
Yeah, he was with them for alittle bit.
I know he was there before NewOrleans, before LSU.
I think I'm pulling up theWikipedia right now.
He's a dick or two, let's see.
So yeah, saints offensiveassistant hold on, I'm gonna.

(01:06:44):
I'm gonna go through his entirecoaching stuff, because it's
not much.
Williams, williams and marylinebackers coach penn state
graduate assistant new, somehownew orleans.
Saints offensive assistant, lsupassing game coordinator and
wide receivers coach.
It wasn't even an oc.
He's just a past gamecoordinator and wide receivers
coach.

Speaker 1 (01:07:03):
He wasn't even an OC he was just a pass game
coordinator at LSU yeah, but youknow, think about it.
He's that and a wide receiverscoach.
He's working with the threebest players on the team.
Sure.

Speaker 3 (01:07:17):
Their defense wasn't great.

Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
Their defense played well enough, but their defense
wasn't great.
Their defense played wellenough, but their defense wasn't
great.

Speaker 3 (01:07:21):
I'm sure Joe Brady had a lot to do With those three
guys being so great.

Speaker 1 (01:07:28):
About as much as O did.

Speaker 3 (01:07:31):
Well, yeah, I mean I Think it makes sense for O not
to work, but also he wascreating a bad Culture and stuff
too, and bringing his young hotfloozy into the fucking
facility oh go, go times andtalking about trump and stuff.
It's like, hey, bro, you got toomany niggas on your team to be
like openly like pro trump, likethis is not just you picking a

(01:07:52):
republican, this is pickingsomebody that a lot of black
america deems is like theantichrist, you know.
So like relax, uh, buffaloBills quarterbacks coach.
Well, after he left Carolina,he was just yeah, he was at
Buffalo.
That's QB's coach, interimoffensive coordinator and an OC.
I mean, he earned his OC job,though I'm happy he had to take

(01:08:13):
a step back.
Sorry, I misremembered his past, but yeah, he worked his way
back up to an OC and I mean he'sperformed well as an OC, to be
perfectly honest.
So if Joe Brady gets a headcoaching job next year, I think
it's a mistake, but I'llunderstand why a team hired him.
I mean the Saints hired KellenMoore, brandon Staley.

(01:08:35):
He's been a head coach before.
So you know, as long as you'renot a black man that comes from
the defensive side of the balland really cuts your teeth,
you'll be fine getting a job inthe NFL.
Go Tigers.
I think that's kind of all thatmatters in football.
To be perfectly honest, thePackers officially submitted to

(01:09:01):
get the tush push banned.
The Bills are trying to submitit to get the overtime rules to
be the same in the postseasonand same as in the regular
season, as the postseason, Ithink the Bills sent it in.
I don't really care about thoserules.
I think the tush push should beallowed.
Stop it.
It's a great play.

(01:09:22):
I know the offense has a lot ofadvantages, as is, but it's a
great play, man.
Honestly, everybody doesn't runit well.

Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
This is true.
I don't have much on it in asense of whether I think it
should be banned or not, I mean,if there's no danger then I
don't see why not, but you know,Rich is the ultimate say-so, I
mean the owner, the voting is,but Rich is also the one he

(01:09:54):
laminates everything.

Speaker 3 (01:09:56):
Well, I mean, it doesn't get to the owners if
Rich doesn't want it there.
Yeah, we know what Rich wants.
Who has more juice in the NFL?
Rich or Dave Tepper?
Taking too long Rich.

Speaker 1 (01:10:20):
Rich, yeah In the NFL , Rich, taking too long rich
rich yeah, in the nfl rich uh.

Speaker 3 (01:10:24):
But I'm kind of done talking uh football before we
get into basketball.
I have a question for you.
I have an answer.
Were you ever in one of thoseuh auc auctions?
Excuse me, you remember thosedate auctions they used to do
for fundraisers?

Speaker 1 (01:10:41):
Yeah, no, I never did one Like speed dating.
Not even speed dating oh you'resaying going up, they auction
and then you get to takesomebody on a date or something.
Yeah, no, I never did one.
You think Matt Flowers did one.
I'm actually pretty sure he didLike.
I'm like 100% sure he did.
You think he'll answer thephone if I call him.

(01:11:03):
Potentially, yeah.
What time is it 10?
Yeah, potentially yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:11:14):
I'll give you a 60, 40 yes, I reached the voicemail
in that class.
Oh D&D ass, nigga.

Speaker 1 (01:11:24):
You know, that's something that if we had a
segment called what ReallyGrinds my Gears, like this
Family Guy, that is somethingthat grinds my gears.
Now look for him.
Maybe I get it.
Maybe he has it set for acertain time Could be, but there
are people that have their shitset all day and it's annoying,
especially if you're somebodythat communicates with somebody
every day.
I just so happen to havesomebody I have to communicate

(01:11:45):
with for the most part every dayand I'm put on it and I say,
hey, you know, if you add me toyour favorites, you can still
keep that on, but the call willgo through the first time
because you don't know what I'mcalling about, and not that
somebody could be dying and Ihave 1% battery or anything but
no, yeah, I, I can put two andtwo together.

Speaker 3 (01:12:05):
Yeah, you're right yeah, I actually I should add
you to that, because when I'm ondnd I don't care if you call me
yeah, and what I do is I don'teven, you know, I don't even.

Speaker 1 (01:12:24):
It's not that I trip over it, it's just one of those
things that it's just like mygoodness.
Yeah, dog, why should I have tocall you a second time?
I think it's three times.
That's twice with anyone thatI've had to deal with it.
And so now I just call once andI just say no, you'll see, you
can just call me and I hate tobe that type of person, but it

(01:12:47):
is.
It's just, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:12:47):
It's just like, all right, well, you'll see that I
called, I'm not calling you asecond time you know, I've dealt
with that too, and and one ofthe worst parts is when you're
on your way to kick to, liketrying to meet up with someone
or like plans, like you're onyour way to kick to like trying
to meet up with someone or likeplans, like you're trying to do
stuff.
Yeah, hey yo, why is your phoneon dnd?

(01:13:10):
At 6 pm we started thisconversation.
You weren't on dnd.
Why am I opening up this thread?
Messages are muted.
Would you like to send quietly?
No, don't send it quietly,motherfucker.

(01:13:31):
I'm here for a reason.
I don't text you, not to be foryou not to be notified, because
more times than not, I don.
I don't do a lot of small talktext.
I mean, even like ourcontinuous text, it's not small
talk.

(01:13:51):
I don't want to ask you howyour day is.
Let me see.
Anyways, so in basketball news,parley Pete, there's a lot
going on.
Man and move Gucci.
Do you want to talk NBA?
Do you want to talk college?
The world is yours, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:14:16):
Well, I think we might as well start off with a
little bit of college,considering we are in March and
March Madness is upon us, youknow there's not too much to
talk about.

Speaker 3 (01:14:30):
Why did you just put a D in upon?
Because, it is upon us.

Speaker 1 (01:14:35):
It's already here, it's already become upon us, but
anywho, look at that change ofthe hat, look, one way or
another, you've got this fieldof 68, which now, after tonight,

(01:14:55):
will be brought down to 64,which is the traditional setting
or whatever that we've had.
But point being, you know,college basketball is one of
those things where, especiallywith March Madness, you've got
people.
Are you guys doing an officepool out of curiosity?

Speaker 3 (01:15:16):
It hasn't came up.
You know what I'm going to gowhen I go in the office tomorrow
, because I put them gettingthere about 7, 630, say, hey,
who's in charge of the officepool around here Trying to get
wet?
I might get sent to HR for thatone huh, I would imagine so.

Speaker 1 (01:15:44):
I would imagine so, especially if you say the wet
part.
I don't see how anyone wouldnot kind of say something about
that.
But in general, this year'sfavorites coming in right now
are Florida, duke, you know, andFlorida, I guess, has not
typically been in thatconversation the past few years.

(01:16:06):
Duke's always a favorite.
That's just a team that peopleare going to bet on because of
the brand, but Florida, duke, stJohn's making the comeback,
obviously with Rick Patino.
Tennessee is not a favoriteInstead, actually, the team that
Tennessee beat is a favorite,though.

(01:16:27):
Auburn is another team who, forthe most part, throughout the
entire year, have been thenumber one team.

Speaker 3 (01:16:34):
I mean, yeah, bruce Pearls, bruce Pearls, guys, they
lock up, they play good defense.
I just don't think as an UnderArmour school you should win a
national championship inbasketball.
Starts and ends there.

Speaker 2 (01:16:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:16:56):
Yeah, and of course he didn't get to get his revenge
in the SEC tournament.
But I mean I'm pretty sure he'spast what happened at Tennessee
, right?
I mean he's found so muchsuccess at Auburn.
He's already taken Auburn tothe Final Four before.
Yeah, they went with.
Funny enough, they went withJarrett Harper, a kid, that he
went to Mount Vernon.
I actually used to.

(01:17:16):
He played JV when I playedvarsity.

Speaker 2 (01:17:20):
Yeah, he was the leading scorer and he played
with Collin at.

Speaker 1 (01:17:23):
Pebble Brook too funny enough.
You know Bruce Pearl's cheating.
Why do you say that?

Speaker 3 (01:17:31):
Got them old-ass team .
Now he's the portal guy Do youhear me.
Bruce Pearl is a portal guy.

Speaker 1 (01:17:54):
Yeah like, did you see the like average age of
Auburn State?
Um, no, I know Johnny Broom whois basically the top player.
I know he's kind of old he'sbeen there for a minute.
They have a young kid on thatteam though.
That's like a freshman, that'slike a real rock star too.
I need to pull up the bracket.

(01:18:18):
One quick thing Ooh up thebracket one quick thing oh hold
on now.

Speaker 3 (01:18:29):
Hold on.
Now what?
Oh, I know who this is, Nevermind.

Speaker 1 (01:18:34):
It doesn't say probably such and such.

Speaker 3 (01:18:42):
No, no, it was an IG comment and I was kind of
confused who this person was.
And then I saw the page and I'mlike hold on, why would you?
And then I went and I realizedwho it is.
It doesn't matter here today.
Okay, god bless, I'll be honestwith you.

(01:19:02):
You man, I don't watch collegebasketball.
I just think it's an inferiorproduct.
But I did watch some this pastweekend because it's march
madness, and my tennessee volswere in the sec championship
where they proceeded to getthrashed by florida and the two
seven footers.
Um I, it was disgusting.
It was just a bad display ofTennessee basketball.

(01:19:23):
But it's okay, rick Barnes, webelieve in you and we're going
to get it right for thetournament.
You know, major fall, minorstep back for a major comeback.
Hold on, let me drop the beat.
Let me drop the beat.
Rocky Top will always be home,sweet home to me, good old Rocky

(01:19:54):
Top.

Speaker 1 (01:19:55):
Rocky Top, tennessee anyways, I'm looking at
Tennessee's route and on mypersonal bracket, I have them
advancing to the Sweet 16 andlosing to the winner of the
Texas Xavier game, which isgoing to be Texas tonight, which

(01:20:18):
you know is a little bit of aget-back-sex moment for Texas
too, because you know, rickBarnes used to be the coach at
Texas before he went to UT, andso the real UT huh.

Speaker 2 (01:20:28):
Yeah, sure.

Speaker 3 (01:20:32):
I mean, why would you burn your orange dog?
Come on man.

Speaker 1 (01:20:38):
Look, I've never been to Austin, but I've heard a lot
of good reasons and I canimagine why anyone would want to
burn something out there.

Speaker 3 (01:20:45):
I mean you probably got to go out there and get
burnt.

Speaker 1 (01:20:49):
Hey now, hey, now, I've got you guys going to the
Sweet 16.
The crazy thing about collegebasketball this year is that it
seems like the SEC is dominant,which is kind of crazy.
So 16 teams in the SEC 14 arein the tournament.
How year is that?
It seems like the SEC isdominant, which is kind of crazy
.
So 16 teams in the SEC 14 arein the tournament how crazy is
that?

Speaker 3 (01:21:06):
It's what happens when you build a football
powerhouse conference and youjust make so much money.
I mean, this is whattrickle-down economics looks
like when it's actually applied.
The SEC is the best footballconference, has been the best
football conference for many,many years.
And although the Big Ten thinksthey're close, they're not.

(01:21:27):
They don't have the depth.
Yeah, they're close at the top,but they're not close at the
bottom.
That's crazy.
We're the best basketballconference.
Now you see what we're doing.
Like we don't even care aboutKentucky.
We're not talking aboutKentucky.
We're talking about the ironbowl in basketball, with a game
that mattered this year.
You know what I mean.

(01:21:48):
Like Florida-Tennessee SECchampionship in basketball.
Like it's beautiful.
You look at our baseball.
You look at our golf.
This is what happens whentrickle-down economics works.
The school gets better,everything gets better when you

(01:22:08):
actually let the big dog go makethe money and let it flow.
But the problem in our economiceconomy, sorry, is that the big
dogs go get the money and theylet it drop.
They don't let it flow, theydon't open the floodgates of
heaven or let it rain.
You know, they just got like alittle dropper and they just go

(01:22:31):
boop, boop boop, dropping bombs,huh, you know, here's the thing
.

Speaker 1 (01:22:41):
I think that the SEC, it just means more, right?
I mean, that's literally theirslogan.
It just means more and ingeneral, I've always felt this
way and there's obviously alwaysbeen talent in places like
California and Texas.

Speaker 2 (01:22:56):
Well, now.

Speaker 1 (01:22:56):
Texas is now considered the SEC, but even
before that, a lot of thetalent's always come from the
South.
Some of our best athletes, bestsporting events and venues and
crowds that you can get.
I know that the Big Ten they'vegot their toughness of cold
weather.
We can do it in theseMidwestern towns.

Speaker 3 (01:23:18):
It's a bad TV product .
Big Ten football it'sdisgusting.
It's like NFL on CBS.

Speaker 1 (01:23:23):
Well, at least it is like the NFL on cbs.
Well, at least india, it islike the nfl on cbs.
That's exactly what it is.
And so, meanwhile, you know,we're espn, abc, fox, nbc, even
like I don't I know notre dame'spretty much got that on lock I
don't like it.

Speaker 3 (01:23:37):
My side note I don't like the ncc on espn and ABC.

Speaker 1 (01:23:43):
CBS.
Definitely, you know.
It's because Brad was callingthe games.
That's really what this wasabout.
It was about Brad, brad andGary.
Yeah, it was kind of just likewhenever you looked up.
I mean now it's ESPN for MondayNight Football, but for Fox
it's like I'm looking forward tolistening to Joe and Troy call
this NFC battle.

(01:24:03):
I wish they were still on Fox,man I, I'm looking forward to
listening to Joe and Troy callthis NFC battle.

Speaker 3 (01:24:06):
I wish they were still on Fox man.
I love them on Monday NightFootball, but I also like the
Manning cast, because theManning cast is entertaining but
also you can get some goodfootball breakdowns on there.
How can you not listen to Joeand Troy?
Sorry, they're the best in thegame.
Listen to Joe and Troy, sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:24:26):
They're the best in the game.

Speaker 3 (01:24:28):
Somehow, joe and Troy makes me want to say joy, and
when I get joy I get happy and Ithink about cans and peanut
butter and dog.
She had to toes out today onthe ground.
A lot of times the women don'tlike to show off the feet,
Because you know people likefeet and you know they like blur

(01:24:49):
them out.
Yeah, freaks, joy had the toesout today.
Hey, joy, you wear more sandals, girl, you wear more sandals.

Speaker 1 (01:24:58):
Yeah, I am not a toe guy, but uh, it's good to hear.

Speaker 3 (01:25:03):
Not a toe guy.

Speaker 1 (01:25:04):
Yeah, it's good to hear, not a toe guy, you know.
Yeah, it's good to hear.
Yeah good to hear, but no, Ithink that as far as the college
basketball and March Madness go, I've got my bracket in and I
will run it down for thelisteners.
I know that we don't have aparlay Pete's picks or anything.

Speaker 3 (01:25:24):
How about you, Cyn?
Why don't you I?

Speaker 1 (01:25:27):
could do.
I could do a six.
It wouldn't make sense to do itfor tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (01:25:30):
I can do one for Friday's games, Low key I
probably won't clip it up, butI'm not going to clip it up.
By then I was going to say whydon't you just send me your
bracket on Instagram so I canthen just like share screen?
Okay, yeah, I can do that,Because I don't feel like
looking for our bracket groupand doing all that extra work.

Speaker 1 (01:25:51):
But I can at least, all you got to do is log into
the football and it'll pop up.

Speaker 3 (01:25:56):
Yeah, they got to put in the password it's Morehouse.
I'm just not.
What's Morehouse?

Speaker 1 (01:26:04):
That's the password.
It's literally just Morehouse,no caps, no, nothing, just.

Speaker 3 (01:26:08):
Morehouse.
But why is Morehouse thepassword?
What's the significance?

Speaker 1 (01:26:13):
I don't know, boink came up with it.
All right, you talk to him.

Speaker 3 (01:26:17):
You talk to El Prez, el Kamish, roger, whatever you
want to call this nigga uh,roger, whatever you want to call
this, nigga hey, but do youhave the bbl?
I did I did see that too,that's.

Speaker 1 (01:26:34):
That's another one actually, you don't really we
should go down that here I gotit, I have it on twitter.
Real quick hold on, hold on.
Let me pull it up on twitterthough uhboy Cardi made a video
for Like Wheezy, by the way,which is the track that he
samples, bend Over by Rich Kids.
Very interesting.

Speaker 3 (01:26:55):
That was smart.
When you said bottom lineearlier today I wanted to say
Bend Over.
But you know I don't reallycare about Playboy Cardi or his
album.
That almost gave me a headache.

Speaker 1 (01:27:12):
We can get to him a little later.
I mean yeah, you don't have toomuch to talk about in the NBA
Low key.

Speaker 3 (01:27:19):
No, I only have, like , most of my NBA topics are
topics that like we can tableBecause they're like off-season
topics.

Speaker 1 (01:27:28):
Yeah, well, it's just until we really get to the
playoffs.

Speaker 3 (01:27:35):
You know what Parley Pete, this isn't going to work.
Doing the BBL madness, nosharing screen from IG.
I'm just not going to do that.

Speaker 1 (01:27:44):
Well, what I was, going to say was I'm just not
going to do that.
Well, what I was going to saywas I could just send you the
bracket, literally, butregardless.

Speaker 3 (01:27:51):
But it doesn't help me put it on the share screen
because I don't have my textmessages set up to my computer
and I'm not going to do all ofthat login nonsense.
So let me see if I can find.

Speaker 1 (01:28:10):
One way or another.
This is the point.
My final four is Michiganversus St John's, and then Duke
versus Houston.
I have Houston beating Duke,and then I have Michigan beating
St John's, and then I have aMichigan-Houston final and I
have Houston winning the wholething, kelvin.

Speaker 2 (01:28:28):
Saffron John's.
And then I have aMichigan-Houston final and I
have Houston winning the wholething.

Speaker 1 (01:28:29):
Ross Sampson, he's going to get them one.
They've been so good now forthe last few years.
Houston should have won one bynow.
They're a really good defensiveteam.

Speaker 3 (01:28:37):
They just suck in the tournament.
Huh, they just don't play wellin the tournament.

Speaker 1 (01:28:43):
They've had, they made a Final Four in the last
three years.
I mean, I'm just saying they'retypically a good, they're a
very good team and they arethey're in the Big 12 now but
like you know they hadn't been.
They were like CUSA or whateverit was I forgot what they were
but like they were a mid-majorto a degree, but they're a
coached Like Ross Sampson's oneof the best coaches in college

(01:29:05):
basketball, bar none and I thinkthat they've got it put
together.
But I want to get to the realbracket because I'm glad you
brought it up.

Speaker 3 (01:29:14):
Before you get to the real bracket because that's
important you have St John's inyour final four.

Speaker 1 (01:29:20):
I do.
I do the path for them to getthere.
They just have to beat Florida.
It's Florida who they're goingto face.
If they make it to the EliteEight, it will be those two.

Speaker 3 (01:29:29):
If Rick Pitino wins his third natty, he's got to
enter the GOAT conversation.

Speaker 1 (01:29:35):
I'm with you, I agree with you on that.
I agree with you on that, nodoubt.
But I brought up Bill Self, forinstance.
Remember man, rick coached atKentucky.
I mean, he made Louisville moreof what.
When I think of basketball, Iwill think of Louisville because
of him.
He won a natty at Louisville, Iknow, I know, which is

(01:29:56):
super-duper impressive.
But the Kentucky In Atlanta,who did he have on that team?
He had fucking Antoine Walker,like that team was like one of
those stacked Kentucky teams.
Well, antoine Walker, that teamwas one of those stacked
Kentucky teams.
Well, he recruited it.
I mean sure, I know, rick, hecoached Massachusetts, right too
.

Speaker 3 (01:30:12):
No, that's Cal.
That's Cal.
I got Rick's.
I got his Wikipedia pulled upright now.
As a head coach he started atBoston University.
He was an assistant for theKnicks.
Then he went to Providence.
Then he head coached the Knicks.
Then he went to Providence.
Then he head coached the Knicks, then he went to Kentucky, then
he went to the Celtics, then hewent to Louisville, then he
went remember he went to Greece.

Speaker 1 (01:30:34):
Yeah, after the fallout.

Speaker 3 (01:30:36):
Then he went to Iona and he went to St John's.
And the most important thingabout the reason why I want to
put him in the GOAT conversationis because so many of our
legendary coaches, outside ofRoy Williams, although he
coached at Blue Bloods, most ofthese guys coach at the same
program and build who they areOutside of that terrible ESPN

(01:30:56):
show.
We don't think about Bob Knightat Texas Tech, you know, coach
K, duke, coach Smith, unc, billSelf, kansas right, that's how
we think of these coaches.
But the fact that Coach P,similar to his former rival, his

(01:31:23):
former in-state rival, uh,coach Cal, they've done it at
multiple places.
But the difference betweencoach P and coach Cal?
Coach Cal only has one nationalchampionship and has
disappointed multiple years bynot winning national
championships, by having thebest players in college
basketball on his team and like,like, having like realdeal NBA

(01:31:45):
rosters as college rosters andnot winning at all.
But Coach Patino has done it inmultiple places and he always
wins right.

Speaker 1 (01:31:56):
But the biggest difference between them yes it
is that one nationalchampionship difference.
But at the same time, patino'sguys are typically guys that
stay three and four years.
Cal's guys are always one anddone.
Yeah, like Patino builds guysare typically guys that stay
three or four years.
Cal's guys are always one anddone.

Speaker 3 (01:32:06):
Yeah, like Patino builds a culture, but he also
coaches his players hard and hetalks crazy to them.
But unlike Mick Cronin, I thinkthey listen.
Mick Cronin's low-key a pieceof shit the way he calls his
players out in the media.

Speaker 1 (01:32:24):
You got to get through to them somehow, right,
they're college kids, right?

Speaker 3 (01:32:28):
and typically talking about young people publicly.
You know what?
I don't know how you relate toyoung people, so I'm going to
shut up.
Mick cronin is is moresuccessful than I am and deals
with young people more oftenthan I do.
So you know what, mick cronin,you're right.
The BBL Drizzy?
Golly, let me see if I canactually find the okay.

(01:32:50):
Here we go.
I got it.
We're about to screen share it,big dog.
Bbl Drizzy, bbl Drizzy.
Allow it crazy, allow it crazy.

(01:33:12):
Right, what are we saying?
Ah, can't nobody read this?
And ew, what's all this uglynonsense?
Yeah, here.

Speaker 1 (01:33:18):
We can just go through it and we can just go
one by one.
Let's start with that 116matchup Young Miami versus
Janice Hart.
I don't even know who JaniceHart is, but I'm going to say it
probably isn't better thanYoung Miami.

Speaker 3 (01:33:31):
You know what?
I'm going to watch that YoungMiami club Shay Shay on YouTube.
Because after that one videothat I sent and I watched it I
was like Wayne said if thosecameras off, he's smashed.
I responded, if those camerasoff, he's smashed.
And I responded when thosecameras are off.

Speaker 1 (01:33:50):
That was real chemistry maybe, uh, who knows,
who knows?
And I'm sure that, I'm surethat.
Shay likes to spend a littlebit of money and she probably
that's my Michelle well.
I mean she referenced whichreferenced.

Speaker 3 (01:34:05):
when he talked about favorite position, he was like
well, like you was on that video.
He was like well, I need a muse.
I'm like that nigga cooking boyyeah.

Speaker 1 (01:34:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:34:17):
But Young.

Speaker 1 (01:34:17):
Miami.
I think we both agree.
Moves on next round right.
Absolutely Young Miami, allright.
Now let's get to somecompetition.
Jordan Woods, summer Walker Ithink Summer Walker's ass is a
little too fake looking.

Speaker 3 (01:34:30):
Summer Walker looks dirty, so she loses to me.

Speaker 1 (01:34:33):
Yeah, I'm going to go with Jordan Woods here with the
.
I guess would be a minor upset.
That's a 9-8 matchup.
But I'm going to go JordanWoods here with that.
I do think that Summer Walker'sbetter in the sack though.
Yeah, yo for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:34:52):
Jordan Woods probably just takes it.
Yeah, summer Walker, dirtyAtlanta stripper who has some of
the most toxic music you'llever listen to, but it sounds so
good to your ears.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:35:02):
Yeah.
In this case we're taking theass, though I want jordan woods
is over hers, absolutely, uh.
Next we get the 512.
Sweetie versus jada wada thisone's actually, you know and
typically the 12, 512 and uh 116are where the upsets happen.
I'm riding with Sweetie here,though I just think she's more

(01:35:26):
attractive and I don't know, Ilike that ass just a little bit
more.
What says you?

Speaker 3 (01:35:32):
You know what I'm looking at, sweetie, right now,
because if we're going off, youknow what?

Speaker 1 (01:35:37):
That's what you should be.
Screen sharing is actually.
I know that might take a littlebit more work, but because then
at least it gives us acomparison right yeah, no.

Speaker 3 (01:35:50):
So uh, I'm gonna give , I'm probably gonna give
sweetie the, uh, the nod overwaiter, because I don't think we
should know about jada waiter.

Speaker 1 (01:36:01):
Right, let me type in jada waiter well I know that's
the chick that dated Little Baby.
What's her last name?
Is it Williams?
I have no idea.

Speaker 3 (01:36:10):
No, that's somebody who Jada Little Babies.
Just type in Jada.

Speaker 1 (01:36:16):
Waiter.

Speaker 3 (01:36:18):
Jada, little Baby, jada Chiefs oh, I spelled her
name wrong, sorry, she's notimportant enough for me.
Let's see jada little baby, seejada you just gotta go to the
instagram that's a lot of work.
You know what?

Speaker 1 (01:36:35):
I will go to the instagram yeah, that's that's
gonna be you're gonna get juststraight ass immediately, like
that's what Instagram is.

Speaker 3 (01:36:45):
Yeah, but now I'm also like revealing, like, my
Instagram feed to the world andall of my searches.
So let's just go ahead and dothat, because, like, there's no
context to a lot of this, youknow.

Speaker 1 (01:37:03):
If we were at somebody with a screenshot and
be like an act actually some, Iwill report on it he'd be like,
uh, it'd be like a see what he?
Reveals what he searches online.
I keep going, there we go.

Speaker 3 (01:37:16):
There's a perfect shot having trouble playing this
video oh man, oh no, no, it's avideo.

Speaker 1 (01:37:23):
There we go she looks like she's from.
Black and Mild?
She probably does.
She dates a little baby, ordated, or is the baby mother of?

Speaker 3 (01:37:34):
That's the can right there.
Now let's go to Sweetie my type, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:37:40):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:37:45):
Dang.
I just put, I just put my wholesearch out.
Let me shut up, oh man.

Speaker 1 (01:37:55):
Not going to lie.
Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom.

Speaker 2 (01:37:59):
Ooh, let's see.
Yeah we got a clear winner here.

Speaker 1 (01:38:04):
Yep, yep, sweetie's the winner.
All right, sweetie's moving on,and now we get to find her next
.
Who?
Her next opponent's going to be.
We got Bernice Burgos versusJocelyn Hernandez.

Speaker 2 (01:38:16):
I'm going Bernice, burgos, yep, yep we ain't got to
look that up.

Speaker 3 (01:38:19):
Hold on, let's look at Bernice, though, just because
, like if we're here.

Speaker 1 (01:38:27):
I mean we might as well give Bernice a gander.
You mean the LeBron James ofhoes.

Speaker 3 (01:38:32):
She's just been in the game so long man and she's
remained consistent and shedon't even like be, she ain't
even really giving you nothinghere.

Speaker 1 (01:38:39):
Yeah, that's back in her old days, right.

Speaker 3 (01:38:43):
Yeah, but I mean she's a legend, I mean God,
almighty, yeah, it's crazy andwhat it is, is she actually
stays fit.

Speaker 1 (01:38:52):
So it makes it look that much better.

Speaker 3 (01:38:55):
Like I low-key, want to go to Providence and find
like one of her little cousinsin there.

Speaker 1 (01:39:01):
Yeah, very nice, that's nice.
Yeah, look at that thigh boy,that's the blood.

Speaker 3 (01:39:10):
Jeez, hey, you see that right there.
Save me please.
Yeah, All right, who we got?

Speaker 1 (01:39:15):
next, we've got the first upset of the day for me.
We've got Kim Kardashian as thethree versus Drea at the 14.
I'm going to go ahead and takethat upset.
Let me get Drea.
Let me get Drea over Kim K.

Speaker 3 (01:39:29):
We're going to look at both of them, but you know,
drea has a special place, Ithink, in both of our hearts.
You know, I really feel likeshe was the first person to
really come to the bank and robit.
Mm-hmm, yeah, I think sheDidn't.
She really start.
She was the OG to empty the bag, right.

Speaker 1 (01:39:53):
I think so.
I mean, you know, there wasalways that rumor that her son
was a child.

Speaker 3 (01:39:59):
I'm talking about.
You know what I usually send tothe group.

Speaker 1 (01:40:04):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, yes, yes,
empty, empty, empty, empty.
You're running out of gas.

Speaker 3 (01:40:10):
Yeah, she's the OG.
She emptied it first.
And you know what?
Jalen Green, I get it.

Speaker 1 (01:40:17):
I get it and look, that's not shit.
On Kim K Kim K a legend right,yeah, no.
And we're going to give yousome love.
We're going to go look yeah, weknow what Kim is, but we're
going to take Dre in thissituation.
I don't see.

Speaker 3 (01:40:31):
I think there are people who would take Kim K.
A lot of people would take KimK over Dre and I would not argue
with them.

Speaker 1 (01:40:36):
But that's a name, brand pick.
That's like Duke's playing ateam that they're not better
than, but you take Duke becauseit's Duke, yeah, and that's Kim.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Kim, she's the brand, she's therecognition, kim's still hot,
Like Kim's, still hot.

Speaker 3 (01:40:53):
I mean she looks better than Madonna trying to be
Madonna.

Speaker 1 (01:40:56):
Madonna could never Good thing Madonna's not on this
list, because she's got a verybad BBL herself.

Speaker 3 (01:41:02):
Hey, look at the hundreds on the ground too.
You know, she ain't even got noclothes off yet, and they throw
a hundred seven.

Speaker 2 (01:41:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:41:09):
I mean, that's cover.

Speaker 1 (01:41:11):
Yeah and so, but we're both.
This is outside of the minorupset with Jordan Woods over Son
Walker.
Here's our first upset of theday Dre over Ken Kegg.
Moving on to the next round asa 14.
Yeah, Give me Dre 10K.
Moving on to the next round isa 14.
Yeah, give me Drew.
Then next we got Cardi B versusLotto, and a lot of people
aren't going to like my opinionon this, but I'm taking Cardi B.
I think I like Cardi.

(01:41:32):
Cardi B does more for me thanLotto and I think Lotto.
I feel like you're going totake Lotto.
I don't know why, but I feellike that's where you're signing
.
Where's that picture?
She just had a picture thatdropped on IG or maybe it wasn't
IG.
I saw it on Twitter.
It's her at a birthday partywhere she just had the ass out.
I want Cardi B.

(01:41:52):
Give me Cardi B over Lotto.

Speaker 3 (01:41:57):
Are we actually judging the BBLs, or are we
judging the women and the BBLs?

Speaker 1 (01:42:01):
It's both, but that comes with it.

Speaker 3 (01:42:06):
Tell her to move her hand.
Parley, pete, please excuseyour hand.

Speaker 1 (01:42:14):
Well, please excuse my hands.
They just want to tug, theyjust want to feel, you know what
If you sing that song?
I don't think you can get metoo right well, because the same
people that would say to me toowere the same ones singing it
as well and asking for it frompretty ricky, because who was on

(01:42:36):
the re?
It was plies, uh, pleasure pand jamie foxx and Jamie Foxx,
right.

Speaker 3 (01:42:43):
Yeah, that sounds right.
I know it's positive.
Yeah, so here's my issue.
Right, I am more attracted toLotto.
I think Lotto's BBL is moreproportional.

(01:43:09):
Oh, I don't want to watch avideo.

Speaker 1 (01:43:11):
Well, yes, I do.
Well, I was about to say you'rethere.

Speaker 2 (01:43:14):
I think I'm more attracted to Cardi B personally,
but Lotto's a good-looking girltoo.

Speaker 1 (01:43:17):
I've actually seen Lotto in person, like she was at
his own.
Hear me out, Hear me out.
I'm more attracted to Lotto's.
A good-looking girl too.
I've actually seen Lotto inperson Like she was at Zara.

Speaker 3 (01:43:26):
Hear me out, hear me out.
I'm more attracted to Lotto.
I think her BBL looks better,but I want Cardi B more.
Give me Cardi B.

Speaker 1 (01:43:34):
Yeah, Okay.
So look, we're agreeing all theway through this.
This is good.
I know we're going to disagreein the second round, but I know
we're going to disagree in thesecond round, but all right
Cardi B lotto.

Speaker 3 (01:43:45):
Look at that spread right there, big mama.

Speaker 1 (01:43:47):
That's crazy, that's crazy Big mama.
Big mama All right.

Speaker 3 (01:43:54):
Next one.

Speaker 1 (01:43:54):
Now this is one I'd actually have to look at,
because I just I know you gotSZA at the seven and then Ari at
the 10.
So I'm assuming that Ari isMoneybaggios, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:44:05):
Yeah, yeah, Ari the dog Go to Ari.

Speaker 1 (01:44:10):
I know what she looks like, but I don't really know
what she looks like.
Yeah, I'm sure I'd whackeverybody on the list.
And I know what SZA looks like,of course.
Yeah, Ari, get rid of herInstagram.

Speaker 3 (01:44:22):
I know she be.
Says it looks like of course,but like, yeah, Ari, get rid of
her Instagram.
I know she be.

Speaker 1 (01:44:30):
Go to a fan page then I'm sure they'll have the same
content that we're looking forAri the Don.
Is she not Ari Lennox?
Who's that?
Who's Ari Lennox?
That's a singer.
I'm trying to tell you.
I don't really know.
I know who she is, but I don'tknow who she is.
Low key.

Speaker 3 (01:44:47):
I mean, she's just not.
She's like a waiter.

Speaker 1 (01:44:52):
Oh.
Well, that is the first thingthat pops up.
I think I got a winner alreadyGo to SZA, but I think I've got
a winner.

Speaker 3 (01:45:04):
Go to SZA, but I think I've got a winner.
You know, I hope my Facebookfollowership is not totally
disgusted by this, but you knowwhat?
I'm 30.

Speaker 1 (01:45:12):
We don't care.
Somebody put out the bracket.
We're fucking picking, allright.

Speaker 3 (01:45:16):
And we're trying to provide our watchers with real I
mean SZA doesn't even sluttilyshow it off Names without a say,
hoard around.
Is that a black?
And mild in her hand Could be.
I do like the way those thighsare just gripping each other.

(01:45:39):
You know they're extra dark onthe inside because they can't
get out of each other's way.

Speaker 1 (01:45:45):
I feel like she wants hers to look natural, but it
isn't.

Speaker 3 (01:45:48):
Yeah, Give me Ari the Don.
I like the way that thing wasbouncing.
She provided, she provided.
You know she just had a betterpresentation on presentation day
.

Speaker 1 (01:45:59):
Yeah, and look, sometimes that's all it takes.

Speaker 3 (01:46:04):
Yeah, or this round of the science fair.

Speaker 1 (01:46:06):
Who we got next, then finally at the bottom of the
bracket.
We don't have to go throughthis.
Jt, nicki Minaj we're going totake Nicki.

Speaker 3 (01:46:15):
Minaj JT.

Speaker 1 (01:46:19):
Yeah, you know, I'll take Nicki.
I know what Nicki's ass lookslike.
Well, do we want to look at it?

Speaker 3 (01:46:26):
Just because.

Speaker 1 (01:46:27):
We went through.
Almost everybody else Might aswell.

Speaker 3 (01:46:31):
Now, as we go back to them and look again, it's
easier because my whole feed isjust daggone BBLs.

Speaker 1 (01:46:42):
Nikki's shit is a little different today than it
was a few years ago.
She seems like she got likethat looks like an older picture
Back when Nikki was like on topit was it Like I saw.
There was one video I saw ofher and I was like, yeah, that
shit looks like she just addedtoo much to it.

(01:47:03):
Oh, there's a shot for you.

Speaker 3 (01:47:08):
I really would love to see Nikki on top Again.

Speaker 1 (01:47:17):
Or are we talking a different on top?

Speaker 3 (01:47:21):
I'm talking about a different on top.
Hey, I'm just being sure here,I don't know if he's like it,
though you know he's geeked.
Whoa how, how they had to haverented this out.
He can't be there.
Yeah, probably, let me get outof there.
Let me get out of there.
Okay, when are we at?

Speaker 1 (01:47:42):
next you don't have to go to JT, All right.
Next we're going to move on tothe next round.
You got Young Miami versusJordan Woods.
I think this one's prettyself-explanatory.
Yeah, miami moves on.
Next we got Saweetie versusBernice, burgos.
This is actually a tough one.
I'm going to go Burgos.
I'm going to go Bern, berniceover Saweetie, and that's a
tough one to do.

Speaker 3 (01:48:03):
I want to OG because, honestly, out of all of them,
if we're talking about anintroduce to your mom BBL body,
I think Bernice is your bestshot.
Yeah, and just we can't havethe.

Speaker 1 (01:48:15):
LeBron game of hoes go down in the second round.

Speaker 3 (01:48:18):
No, lebron.
You know, until AD got hurtwhen they played Phoenix, he
never went down early.
You know, yeah, yeah, until ADgot hurt when they played
Phoenix, he never went downearly.

Speaker 1 (01:48:25):
You know, yeah, yeah, so we're going to advance
Bernice, and then we'll move onto the second half of the
bracket.
We get Drea Cardi B Now.
This is honestly maybe thehardest matchup for me to do
since we've started.
Don't call it an upset, baby.
I think we might be gettingready to swim.

(01:48:46):
I'm liking Cardi B here.

Speaker 3 (01:48:54):
There's just something about that stripper
ass man.

Speaker 1 (01:48:56):
All right man, how do ?

Speaker 3 (01:49:01):
we want to do this tiebreaker.
Who could we trust to callJulian Turner?
What am I thinking?
Okay, why did I think aboutthat?
Joshua Gaff is off and tells uswe're stupid.

Speaker 2 (01:49:24):
Well, I would want more of a voicemail the person
you're trying.

Speaker 1 (01:49:31):
Maybe you get justice on.

Speaker 3 (01:49:37):
You know what Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:49:39):
I mean, he seems like he's an assologist at this
point.
Right, you're a cock, you areOkay?
No, I'm not.

Speaker 2 (01:49:48):
Tell him he doesn't have to stay on.

Speaker 1 (01:49:49):
We just literally just want the answer for the
tiebreaker here.

Speaker 3 (01:49:52):
Well, I'm trying to figure it out and my phone's
being dumb, there we go there.
There, hey, this is AC Lee andParley Pete from the AC Lee and

(01:50:17):
Parley Pete podcast.
You are live on air and ParleyPete has a very important
question for you.
Right now we are going throughthe BBL bracket and we have come
to a point where we can't agreeon a winner and we need a
tiebreaker.
Parley Pete, present it please.

Speaker 1 (01:50:36):
All right Justice.
How are we doing?
First of all, we are fantastic.

Speaker 2 (01:50:41):
How are we?

Speaker 1 (01:50:42):
We're doing pretty good.
We're doing pretty good, we'rebreaking this down in the spirit
of March Madness.
We already went through ouractual March.
Madness brackets, but I'm notsure if you saw on Twitter, but
of course, there is a BBLbracket and Latana he actually
did one himself.
Nonetheless, we're doing onelive right now and we're at a
screeching halt on thistiebreaker.
We've got Drea versus Cardi B.
Who are you taking here?

Speaker 2 (01:51:04):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:51:06):
I know tough one right.

Speaker 2 (01:51:07):
Well, here's the question Does Drea have a BBL,
or is this just top five?
Is this top asses?
Because I don't know if Dreahas a BBL.

Speaker 3 (01:51:23):
She has the one that you can take home to mom.

Speaker 2 (01:51:24):
You said she has the one what you can take home to
mom.
You said she has the one whatyou can take home to mom, right?
Maybe that's what it is, maybeshe probably has one under the
knife, right, but hers justlooks like it's hard work,
whereas we know that Cardi B'sis Alright.
So this is what I'm going tosay, and this is going to shock
a lot of people.
I'm going to go with Cardi B.

Speaker 1 (01:51:45):
There we go.

Speaker 2 (01:51:47):
The reason being is because she's younger.
Okay, I guess she's younger,it's more rounder, it looks
better.

Speaker 3 (01:51:58):
It's heavier.

Speaker 2 (01:52:00):
Yeah, as we all know, we all know that I love a
bodacious woman.
So, yeah, I have to go.
Cardi B for sure, that'sexactly what I did here.

Speaker 1 (01:52:15):
I took Cardi B, he took Dre.
It was tough I mean, it wastough honestly but I said, no,
we're going to go Cardi here.

Speaker 2 (01:52:20):
There's no loser here .
I only went Cardi because she'syounger and I just don't look
at Dre.
I'm sure she has a BBL, butwhen I look at her body I don't
think BBL, I see just gym, hardwork, eating healthy.

Speaker 3 (01:52:35):
I'm rich, you know well, her baby daddy's rich well
, right, you know what?

Speaker 2 (01:52:40):
thank you for correcting me.
She's still eating off theJerry Jones, orlando Scandrick
stimulus package.

Speaker 3 (01:52:50):
Yeah, let me throw this at you, hoos, and we're
going to let you go.
Drea, I feel like you have abit more command in that
situation when you're locked inthat room for, let's just say,
three and a half minutes.
Let's be honest, that firsttime you got more command of how

(01:53:13):
that goes.
I feel like Cardi, I feel likeyou do yourself a disservice if
you try to take control thefirst time.

Speaker 2 (01:53:23):
You definitely need to go to the gym and you
definitely need to hit thepelvic thrust a lot more while
you're at the gym and work onyour core strength.
Uh, prior to taking down cardi,I think, with dre, like you
said.
I definitely agree with you onthat, um, but your, your core
strength needs to be there whenhandling a row, one that is as

(01:53:44):
rotund, as hard as it is.

Speaker 1 (01:53:47):
Yeah, again, this was not an easy call.
That's why we got you in hereto be the tiebreaker.
We might as well let him stayhere while we finish the bracket
.
Sure, alright, why not?
Next match?
We got Ari Fletcher and NickiMinaj.
I'm going to go, ari Fletcher.

Speaker 3 (01:54:05):
Nicki.

Speaker 1 (01:54:05):
Minaj.

Speaker 2 (01:54:05):
I'm going to go with.

Speaker 3 (01:54:07):
Ari.

Speaker 2 (01:54:07):
Fletcher.

Speaker 1 (01:54:08):
Money bag I'm going to go with.

Speaker 2 (01:54:10):
Ari Fletcher.

Speaker 1 (01:54:11):
You know, I was kind of thinking that versus today's
Nicki Minaj, today's Nicki Minaj, it has to be today.
Yeah, because, if we're talking, Nicki Minaj 2014.
Yeah, basically, the Mink era,nicki Minaj 2014.

Speaker 3 (01:54:29):
Yeah, basically the Mink era or coming up on it.
Ari's is definitely.
There's no wrong answer here.

Speaker 2 (01:54:37):
I'm going Ari.

Speaker 3 (01:54:38):
I just think Ari's not talented and I'm putting
that into my calculus when bothanswers look nice.

Speaker 2 (01:54:45):
Yeah, yes, they do.

Speaker 1 (01:54:48):
I'm going to go hard though, if we're doing today, if
it has to be today's ass, I'mgoing to go hard.
If it's today's.
If we can do at any point intheir history.
I'll take Nikki.
I guess it just depends on ifit's today.
We have to go hard Today, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:55:07):
I got to go hard.
She's 29 years old.
I mean, that's a younger ass.

Speaker 1 (01:55:16):
So all right.
So then we move on from there,and now we get back to the top
of the bracket.
We got Young Miami, berniceBurgos.

Speaker 2 (01:55:23):
Now this is another really tough one.
That's quick, that's not tough.
Young Miami's BBL is not likewe know.
If you saw what the City Girlslooked like before QCMP pumped
all that loot into those girlsher and JT they look like chicks
.
That you know kind of chicks.

(01:55:45):
You run to the Walmart back at2 am when you know Walmarts are
24 hours and they're in therepicking up hot Cheetos and
Kool-Aid.
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:55:58):
You know what?
Lebron to the championship.
I love it yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:56:04):
So this is an easy one, Bernice Burgos.
I mean easy.
I love it.
Yeah, this is an easy one,Bernice Burgos, I mean easy.
I don't even have to thinktwice about it.
Honestly, to be honest with youboys, let's just go ahead and
give Bernice the whole bracket.
I don't know if there's anybodyI haven't heard all the names
yet but I don't think anybody onthat bracket is beating Bernice
Burgos.

Speaker 1 (01:56:22):
That advances her to the championship here, Because
if Lee's taking LeBron, you'retaking LeBron.
It doesn't really matter what Isay.
I think I was going to go YoungMiami.
Honestly, it's tough.

Speaker 2 (01:56:32):
No way.

Speaker 1 (01:56:34):
It's tough, no.
You would have the tiebreakerhere, so Bernice Burgos moves on
.
So then next the othersemifinal match.
You get Cardi B versus Ari.
I'm going to go, cardi B.

Speaker 2 (01:56:52):
Two-year age gap one's 31 or one's 30, one's 29.
So they're right there in age.
I probably would go Cardi Bbecause it's in a more
accomplished ass, right?
You know, if you get that, Iprobably would go Cardi B
because it's a more accomplishedass, Right?
If you get that pregnant,you're getting spousal and
alimony.

(01:57:12):
The man is receiving thesethings.
You get Ari pregnant.
You could be Joe Schmo workingat Walmart.
I think the judge is stillgoing to order you to pay up
something to that girl everytime.

Speaker 3 (01:57:24):
Yeah, I'm going, cardi too.

Speaker 1 (01:57:26):
Okay, so clean sweep there, Clean sweep.
Yeah, I'm going to go, but nowyou've got a complicated
championship here because you'vegot A's versus you, bernice
Burgos versus Cardi B.

Speaker 3 (01:57:43):
I take LeBron over Shea.
Any day of the week.

Speaker 2 (01:57:44):
I would take Bernice Burgos and, like B, I'd take
LeBron over Shea any day of theweek I would take Bernice Burgos
and, like I said, I didn't evenhear the whole bracket.
But I'm going to be honest withyou.
Bernice Burgos is the type ofchick I don't know if I can say
this on air and it might sounddisgusting, but she's definitely
one of those chicks that youconsider maybe partaking in the
golden shower, if you've neverdone that, you know, and that

(01:58:06):
sounds weird, but I she's a veryjust that pristine looking
woman I mean, she's the type ofwoman you know who never needs a
seat cushion.

Speaker 3 (01:58:18):
I got you no, you know, after you tinkle, you
don't even need toilet paper.
Just call me, I'll clean thatup me too and I go ahead.

Speaker 2 (01:58:32):
I'm not afraid to admit it.
I'm sorry to all the callers.
I hope I'm not disgustinganyone when I'm saying this, but
not that I give a fuck what youthink, but the truth of the
matter is Bernice Burgos is justthere's just flawless.
Flawless, I mean there's just.
The truth of the matter isBernice Burgos is just flawless.
I don't want to say she's theperfect woman, but physically I

(01:58:53):
just the skin, the hair, theteeth, the ass, her only
negative thing is her upper armtattoo.

Speaker 3 (01:59:02):
She's 44.

Speaker 1 (01:59:03):
And she doesn't look it, no, she doesn tattoo.
She's 44.

Speaker 2 (01:59:05):
Who cares?
And she doesn't look it.

Speaker 1 (01:59:08):
No, she doesn't.
She's hotter than her daughter,she's hotter than her daughter.

Speaker 3 (01:59:11):
Braun's 40, and he's putting up MVP numbers.

Speaker 2 (01:59:15):
Right, exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:59:17):
Age ain't nothing but a number when you're great, but
when we start splitting hairs,age matters.

Speaker 2 (01:59:22):
That's true.
I mean sure that's reallymatters.

Speaker 3 (01:59:25):
That's true, I mean sure, sure, I'd like to find a
picture of Cardi B, because,think about it, cardi worked at
Starlet's, bernice worked atStarlet's.
If.
I could find a picture of themtwo together.
That's to cover ours.
Hey, we're closing out here.
By the way, parley P, there'snothing else important to talk
about.

Speaker 1 (01:59:43):
Yeah, no, absolutely, I figured as much.
And wow, talk about a Aspirate,yeah, I mean.
Well, I want to thank whoeverdecided to come up with this,
because every year there seemsto be a different type of March
Madness record.
That's obviously anon-basketball one that people

(02:00:03):
will come up with.
One year, they had a kanye, oneof his songs, one year, uh, I
think I saw there was a drakeone too.
We get something differentevery year now.
Granted, those are men andthere's music, but finally
somebody came up with somethingpretty creative here and decided
to let everybody get their uh,you know, their, their, their

(02:00:23):
ass, their ass, asphyxiation and, uh, you know, opinions out of
the way on this, because this issomething that's important in
pop culture.

Speaker 3 (02:00:32):
Oh yeah, no, it's absolutely important, because if
you look at my Explore page,almost all of the women that we
talked about on this brackethave appeared there.
Yes, yes, and I mean a lot ofthese women.
I mean, they are the genesis ofemptying the bag, you know.
Yeah, I never thought aboutjust taking an old burlap sack

(02:00:57):
and just pouring everything outof it until it's all gone, and
even when everything else isgone, just hitting the top of it
to make sure it's all out.
Everything is out of that burlapsack.
Until I started seeing thesewomen on my timeline To be able
to talk about them and, beforeyou got on, I was sharing screen

(02:01:17):
for our YouTube Facebook liveaudience.
Shout out to the church folks.
Shout out to my family, myparents, everybody who sees this
disgusting stuff that we'retalking about.
Shout out to the church folks.
Shout out to my family, myparents, all y'all, everybody
who sees this disgusting stuffthat we're talking about.
We were sharing screen ofInstagram of these BBLs because
we want we want people to knowwhat we're discussing so they

(02:01:39):
can make a decision forthemselves well, and they needed
to see it.

Speaker 2 (02:01:45):
I Well, they needed to see it.
I think that people needed tosee it.
It's easy to forget.
There's so many of these thingswalking around these days, so
it's easy to forget who's gotthe most circular, juicy, rotund
ham on them.

Speaker 3 (02:02:04):
I think I'm going to have to clip this whole one
myself and just throw that onYouTube.
This is good shit.
Yeah, well, it's real shit.

Speaker 1 (02:02:15):
And well, in the case of these women's asses it's not
, but it's real in general.

Speaker 2 (02:02:19):
And we don't really care?

Speaker 1 (02:02:21):
We really don't care, so.

Speaker 3 (02:02:24):
No, hey Hoose, anything you want to just throw
out here as we wrap this thingup.

Speaker 2 (02:02:31):
Yeah, absolutely.
I want to say thanks forcalling.
I'm appreciative to be acontributor while we wrap up.
I want to say that TerryFontenot is not a good general
manager.
Hopefully we trade Kyle Pitts Idon't think we will, but
hopefully we do and there's yeah, he's just not a good general

(02:02:52):
manager and that's it.

Speaker 3 (02:02:57):
I have nothing better to add to end the show, man.
I think that that's a curtaindrop, all right, man.
Thanks Hoos for calling in.
We appreciate you.
Hey Parley Pete, you have agood week, man.
I'll talk to you guys later.

Speaker 2 (02:03:11):
All right brother Take care.

Speaker 1 (02:03:13):
All right out Signing out.

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