Song Of The Severed Moon: Goblintown Blues

The hobbits try and make it out of Goblin Town alive…..I mean the Heroes.   Song Of The Severed Moon is presented by the Adventurers’ Vault. (https://www.theadventurersvault.com/) Campaign information can be found here: https://www.theadventurersvault.com/song-of-the-severed-moon/ Rich is your GM and guide for Song Of The Severed Moon Heroes Ethan plays Garrok the Orc, a former assassin […]

Episode Transcript

(00:00):
Do you... Can I mention something that I
got the other day? I was so happy
to get it. There's a company out there.
I I wanna say there maybe geek records
or something like that? And 1 of the
things they do is they make
they make soundtrack
that have never... To movies that have never
existed.
No.
Like, this is true. That sounds awesome. So

(00:21):
yeah. Bad. Yeah. They they sent... And they
sent me a cd in the mail.
The movie... I love the movie real genius
with Ba. Yeah. There was there was never
a soundtrack released to it. Much And no.
It would never was.
Either on Cassette or I don't... They just
never did 1. And but there, they assembled
all of the songs from it. Yeah. And

(00:41):
then included 6 bonus tracks of of different
versions of those songs.
Slammed it... Put it on the cd the
created art for it using the original, cover,
original,
movie poster and charging me 10 bucks. That's
amazing.
It it was... It's great. I've got a
I've got a like a real genius
Soundtrack.

(01:02):
Hey, sean. I'd like to see more of
you run the studio. Yeah. That's... Oh. That's
a dope concept. I'll wait on. Hold on.
Wait. Get give it to me again. Alright.
Hey, yeah, Sean. I'd like to see more
of you around the studio. Fine. I'll game
weight. Thank you. Guys. So good. Anyway, from
for real G. Are on the line. Here's
the thing is that a that's a cool
concept.
It's not what I thought it was. I
thought it was... Yeah. Thought it was sound

(01:22):
tax for imaginary movie. Like movies that never
exists. No. We're with employees, but they didn't
issue a soundtrack. No. Yeah. Just but it
makes more sense, but I would love but
if if someone was out there and they're
were, like, the crow 3, this soundtrack, You
know, Like, shit that never
exists in American Thunder.

(01:42):
I don't remember this

(02:29):
Alright. Remember correctly, you guys were had to
see the goblins
having visited your cobalt brethren on a goblin
town. Going to goblin town. Is it isn't
that a song in the hobbit the older
ian Rank Bass, Hobbit or Hobbit movie.
Go. That's took you a long long time
to spit it out. I think I stroke.

(02:49):
Stop laughing. Do
Do you spell what the rock is cooking
regardless of his
he's in the kitchen or, like toast to
rank it and bass hobbit movie. Isn't there
a song about going down a goblin town?
I think so Goblin down. Yeah. That's what
they called it they're the cannot think Sounds
A sex move me.
Everything sounds like it's now you. The 1

(03:09):
that I'm a very lonely man. So... The
rest of the is a straight move. It
show was so fucking.
That may have to be in my top
5 Shows all time. Okay. So good.
So as you guys make your way through
the outskirts of Spring cave, the suburbs as
it were.
You've eventually find the beginning of the goblin

(03:30):
1.
Once again, it's a series of tunnels and
out front.
There is a gate with some goblin guards.
Listen I suppose if you speak god it's
such a course in dirty language
it would assume that they speak the common
tongue. I mean, that's kind of.
Oh, you have serious. Well, how about we

(03:51):
try it
I'd be happy. I have some skills in
this regard. I I've show you're where. I'll,
I'm sure I could talk our way into
this place. I mean, by... You talk soon
something. Take literally.
I mean
yes. You have to. I'll strive forward
as he walk because he's walking off, I
like I looked at the other 2, and
I'm like, he ever taught his way on
where This will be held there. We seen

(04:13):
him do it.
Not 1. I don't...
This will end in violence. Let's see how
this plays out.
And turkey pops a cough drop.
So are they there? Yeah. They raise little
spears at you, Oh, you know,
Works. Let me just tell you those are
adorable. But they really are.
So hello.

(04:33):
I'm am thor.
I'm a representative of the local government here.
And these are my companions.
We are heroes, Perhaps you've heard of us.
I let them make their introductions if you
wish gentlemen, please.
Me tag.
He got it in the head really hard
last fight.

(04:54):
I'm Ga.
Follower tar.
Hello on scratch.
So we are on envoy here in an
effort to ensure that there is a peace
and well being in the community and
I'm sure that you will appreciate the assistance
that we're going to be able to offer
you. We would like to have entrants into

(05:17):
the, these goblin chambers, and we'd like to
meet with some of your local leaders.
So if you could step aside, we'll just
head on in and, everything should be good.
Hey. Alright. And we'd like you to go
away before we spear your low hanging and
fruit.
Again, you are adorable. You really are.

(05:37):
No. That's fine.
If you wish, wouldn't wait if you need
to go in and get some sort of
let them know we're here sort of official
re new can come out and talk to
us that's fine. That's fine. Go ahead. I
so many words. But few were do. Mh.
You,
you you are charming. You are. III assure
you that is the case.

(05:58):
Yes.
Do you have anything to eat walk here,
you know? I mean, is snacks or something
like that. While we wait?
Why you wait? I think go wait. That's.
No. No. That's not how that works. You
see we need to meet with your leaders.
We are official representatives
of the city,
and, it's
you will will need your assistance in order

(06:20):
to get in? Why? You talk with Blake?
Excuse me. You say you talk with Blake?
Why talk with Blake?
Oh, we just... We we want to see
if we can render some aid to your
community.
We've heard that there's been a few difficulties
lately, and we just wanna be here as
part of the part of the the help.
We wanna assist you in any way that
we can.
You want the diver goblins.

(06:43):
That is not the primary goal is to
help the goblins, but we're certainly willing to
engine some sort of risk upon our part
be. That's not the part. Right. Wood, we're
willing to tolerate some degree of risk in
order to assist you?
You... Okay. You come with me. I take
you to blink. Well, all 4 of us.
Yes. Yes. You you... Yes. All 4 of

(07:03):
you. Come come through... Come see blake. He
will send you where to die. Yes. Good.
Make big fire fire.
Are you say it twice?
He's like really en unsafe how big the
fire is. You all used too many words.
I can assure you that this party knows
nothing about how to produce fire when it's
necessary.
Tar.

(07:27):
Well, root close. I, but you did, but
you survived. I did 3 heal spell later.
Right. Did you have ref fire?
I yeah my back with the fire. Look
you know I? You know I And I
understand you don't have the fire tip. Yeah.
But do you have the healing? Yeah. It
could have been rendered as 8.
When you were in the room with a
little mummy rot between friends. Yeah. What's a

(07:47):
little part of my ass was missing
between friends.
Yeah.
I still feel it in my lungs. Still
feel it in my head. I'll I'll step
forward towards that goblin.
Don't tree it.
He hasn't been he's been missing supplies.
You talk blake.
Thanks and you die.

(08:09):
Again with the dying. Mh. He sent you
to die.
Maybe it's textiles.
Is this Is this a translation issue?
Do you need us to kill something for
you?
Or he'd kill you either way, Work for
Goblin?
What sort of creature is? Me say too
much. You talk big.

(08:31):
That's fine. Alright. Let's go. Lead the way.
So indeed he does lead you inside the
door?
You go down a a small tunnel, something
of a security tunnel.
And then opens up a large chamber actually.
A lot of goblins running around, you can
see many of them just have their burrows,
like, in the walls stacked up and down.
As soon as something of a communal area,

(08:52):
you see a lot family settings.
You are led past many of those,
kinda towards the myth
of this main passage. The I used see
a a cook fire in a large pot,
several small groups of children
with a number of caregivers close air.
From there, off to the side, you see
an area, it seems to be little more

(09:13):
ind industries. You see people packaging processing various
fungi guy, algae,
Legumes.
It looks like the area transport.
There you see a goblin
sitting on top of this type. Is dressed
fairly ornate.
And
he is talking to these small children, and
appears to be telling them a funny story.

(09:35):
As you can see him kind of very
exaggerated
speech and the clicked out, but little problems
are giggling
as you approach.
Album them kind of points that with that
blake. You talking him.
Oh, thank you. You've done well. What's your
name again? Yeah. So we can tell bleak
that you did a fine job and leading
gets here. I rather you not by now.
Okay.

(09:56):
Without check.
It's not his turn to have a name
you know the friend creatures. You know? They
only have ted. They share them.
And the so. A lot remember. If maybe
you do speak that 1,
you see, b notice you, Russell back and
it's kinda thrown or, you know, chair that's
been carved out of select type. He looked

(10:17):
down the children and and it it says,
no more story. Go play it. Kinda waves
them away and they run off giggling and
their caregivers kinda of follow them.
I'll before he turns to you and says
a.
Must be the heroes I've heard about so
much. Please come. Sit Is that the way
he talks?
Bring that point.

(10:37):
Astra K kenobi has lost a planet.
How embarrass.
Hello. We are in fact the heroes you
may have heard so much about lady, lately.
I am a thor.
I had put something about spokesperson
poison at can't talk

(10:57):
Goddamn damn. Let's see lots coke on. Me
try that again. Hello. We are indeed the
heroes that you've heard so much about.
I'm the sort of the leader of the
party here. My name is Thor.
And
perhaps my fellows would kept introduce themselves.
Garrett follower of targets.
I'm Tech up.

(11:22):
Night scratch.
We are delighted to
see your a beautiful
holes here that you have these more. Love.
Yes.
And thank you for letting us in your
blog is that the case the leader of
these goblins. I I am big zika.
Well very nice to meet you. We understand

(11:43):
that maybe you've had a few difficulties lately
not to to find a point on it,
and we thought we would swing by to
see if we can render you some sort
of assistance.
Maybe something too, you know, I help get
the economy going again, get trade, flowing,
make relations good with all the people. If
we don't, you know, all band together here
in cooperation, well, we... Sort of end endangered

(12:05):
spring cave, You know, we're not working together.
Can we be of your of assistance to?
Goblins may be simple.
Good,
but goblins sea much.
You have already been to see the cobalt.
Yes.
Yes, and the fires of their forge
burn again.

(12:26):
Did they say why they did this to
us?
Did what to? They sent some of their
fire creatures here.
Call hearing anything about that.
It must have been them.
Must is interesting. They seem the masters the
fire and suddenly these creatures appear.

(12:47):
I I feel there's a flaw on your
premise
was
literally an hour or so ago.
Their fires were out.
Far for being masters.
They were victims.
Yes. They could not light them properly.
Small little coal fires as opposed to the
grand 4 dips of disappears. It can get

(13:08):
many goblin say cobalt send these features. Why?
Did they see them some the creek because
they're cobalt.
They're not right in head like goblin.
So that's your evidence, just a lot of
people said it.
Because I heard a lot of people said
he did.
So I feel we're at an intellectual impasse.

(13:31):
And yet creatures still there.
What sort of creature is it?
Fire creature. Just made entirely a fire or
some sort of lizard that's on file. You'd
like the, you know, the Sal man that
you're hear about. It's a creature of some
sort and pivot.
So you you haven't see it.
No, big old L not go. We close
off tunnel.

(13:52):
Some of our farms burn, we close them
off after several government died.
We not go in there now.
You have very little information, but you're for
sure the cobalt didn't it.
Look not sure about anything, but it makes
sense. Mh. I.
Well,
that is unfortunate. And by the way, we
are terribly sorry to hear the losses of

(14:12):
of so many noble and and good
goblins.
It is a shame, but I feel that
we can't draw a conclusion
that it had to be the Cobalt I
mean, you know, possible. But unlikely, I think.
Don't think that they have it in them.
They seem to be more concerned with their
own
going on,

(14:34):
Where where where these monsters at?
Down in tunnels.
Kinda nods if you look in the the
back part. You see tunnels leading off elsewhere.
You can kinda surmise by the fact a
couple of the tunnels that are still open,
you see goods being transport out of them.
So you think these are the farmed hose.
But there are a couple that are boarded
up. Sort of things do you found them?

(14:55):
Get mushrooms and
stuff. Yes.
No various
Fungi, algae, legumes, even like,
interesting. All create estimates.
Sense.
Delicious Do you have a a sample platter
or anything like that, we might be able
to judge the the delicious of your,
you know, grain. You know, things, your things

(15:17):
grow. Food is short with tunnels closed.
It truly sense your difficulties.
Wish there was something we could do.
You could go die down tunnel,
then we know how strong they are. It'll
read the tunnels of these fire for you.
If you if you do that, then we

(15:38):
will feed you.
Powerful motive.
Perhaps you would be willing to defeat everyone.
If farm open again, we go back trade,
maybe not with cobalt, though. You know, if
we have come directly from the cobalt because
you mentioned your suspicions of us. I mean,
we have been seen coming from the cob.

(15:59):
And we were yet to go down and
defeat these creatures, wouldn't that be pretty good
evidence that cob didn't have anything to do
with?
Big not know about that.
L c. If monsters die and don't come
back then maybe.
How big of these.
They are
approximately medium size.
And they're bigger bigger than cobalt or bigger

(16:21):
than goblin. Are that many of them.
Big not know and not been down there.
No more than 1.
Interesting.
Do you think they did they throw fire
at people or did they just go in?
And savage them with their claws or weapons
or something.

(16:41):
They not know how they die. They not
come back and tell us.
But
rude of those who left said creatures a
fire attacked.
Minute
hoping we wouldn't have a day without bite
on this but.
The math is simple.
Fine. Fair enough.
Where, we... Was the the tunnel that won't
lead us the
most swiftly to the 5 creatures. He points

(17:04):
to 1 of the board up tunnels because.
You go down that way.
If you're not back tomorrow, we know you
die.
You think we need to do to prepare
gentlemen, Do we have some cold based metric
we might be able to use? I have,
like 7 fire. Spells.
Really it's the first time I'm hearing about,
Honestly.
He...
Would he changed his entire religion to be

(17:26):
fire based because you wanted to Now he's
if fucking I could use this. I found
a cool sort gave to.
Thank thank goodness. We have such a. Strong
proficiency in fire based magic. I hope that
comes useful someday.
Alright. Well, Alright.
Do you have a key to this door
that you boarded it up? Or do I

(17:47):
just need to tear off the boards because
I can do that. Now key emotions to
a couple of goblins?
He's, like, let them pass,
and they will
they'll go over and take off enough that
you guys can kinda s your way through,
may have to
know, kind of jig your way into there
a little, but they'll take off enough horns
that if you. Wait a minute doesn't scratch

(18:09):
have a frosty delay.
I do. So I'll still seldom them in
combat. I I never know.
Yes. I have a frost spoon.
Excellent.
I do see, like,
above like the heads,
scratches like pushed, like,
crowd surfing style to the front.
Jesus

(18:30):
seem bass. I'm Christ like. Clip me in
the front.
You to beat the first.
Frontline.
Yes.
Careful with he's a hero.
Down the tunnel I suppose.
So you guys, actually they pull off a
few boards and you kinda have to, you
know, climb and crawl your way in. Why

(18:50):
are you doing that? Why is it making
me a perception check?
Oh
natural 1.
About a 26.
B 27.
Beats my 23.
26 and 27,
you both noticed that you know, because a
number of goblins
have kind of they're falling you over. They're

(19:11):
very curious.
Some of them take the boards off and
some of them are just kinda of rubber
neck
along.
But 1 of the goblins it it's he
comes to our eventually he's helping with the
boards at first,
but then he noticed that he has
suspiciously
disappeared.
Let's see this goblin anymore. I'm like, wait,
where did that 1 go when you're looking

(19:32):
around for him. And you noticed him quite
a ways off. He's already halfway across
the chamber, not necessarily running, but trying to
make a a fairly quick clip. Quick pace.
You there, Gobble. Who's that fellow that's running
away?
Gal alex over and said.
No. I can't tell from here.

(19:56):
Oh, we we ask we ask.
Perception on the god that speak. Okay.
That's only a 15.
If you don't think he's necessarily lying. You
saw... It it looked like he took a
good look. Like he was like, wait, Which
1? Because it is a kind of a
hub of activity in here.

(20:16):
You know, it might be hard to notice
1 particular Goblin on doing something. Different.
Had you not been looking for that 1
particular guy.
The people... They kinda screw around anyway. It's
so different Do we have a
cobalt that ran off somewhere that we did
suspiciously.
Perhaps they hide k.
A natural as it is.

(20:39):
Working for the enemy and some matters.
K, the worst dive bar in town.
So you guys begin to make your way
down, the tunnel. Now the beginning of the
tunnel is fairly
small once again, but then it kinda opens
up
more and actually a series of longer tons.

(21:00):
And you can see that these are clearly
the fog. This 1 is is a fungus
farm.
You can see that what they've done is
on the the walls. There is essentially
almost like sc that, you know, jut out,
but they have their fungus planting are
in there. And there's just a little bit
of moisture sometimes it kinda of drizzle us
down the wall, but they are obviously feeding

(21:21):
this
with manure. You can tell that by the
s.
Can I take 1?
You can. They're they're edible, but they're not...
They're not psychedelic. They're not psychedelic out. These
are food pieces of shit. I'm taking some.
You don't see any particularly large ones. These
look like they're fairly new planting things. And
very quickly after a while, you actually start

(21:42):
to see that many of them have been
burnt away.
You know, scratch the farmer that runs this
area is very popular.
Show that.
He say he's a fun guy.
Okay.
I don't... I was looking at you all
serious and fucking
god dang it. That's that's pretty fucking good.
Guys. I was so sorry that's all I

(22:04):
got. Creating material right there. Yeah It's like,
up, cut that 1 out. And we don't
win in any over that. I don't know
what went. Have we been nominated? No. No.
Shit.
So speaking of the farmers that farm this
area,
you guys keep wandering your way in further,
you eventually come across the remains of a
couple of goblins.
They don't appear to have been armed.

(22:24):
They see a couple tools nearby they make
them look as if they were farmers, but
they're they're a little crispy. Oh, they're crispy.
Most of the flesh intact, just out of
curiosity. It doesn't look like the flesh was
fed on if that's what you mean. But
it's pretty scorched to say.
So well done as opposed to Yeah. Maybe
it was mostly burnt away not even away.

(22:46):
Not my preference. Is there some sort of
check that.
Sure. I mean, medicine check might be the
most?
There's some sort of check ethan could do.
Not have you heard this before.
I will say. Yep. Right and believe it
or not straight to jail.

(23:07):
So I'm going around poking on the on
the bodies mostly for,
culinary purposes, but
I've made a 24 minute sunshine.
You don't find a whole lot. The only
thing that you notice is that you start
to see a little bit more burn pattern,
like, maybe something wrapped around this creature and
burnt it, not just Like, a fireballs like
kind of all over went stuff. Yeah. You

(23:29):
know, words, like, the other side may not
be so bad. Whereas this 1 you can
actually see, like, a pattern, like, maybe something
hud dead, coiled it, something along those lines.
I I go to. I I I've noticed
something about these corpses.
They appear to be burned.
Yeah. Yes.
By by Joe, you've done it. Yes. Yes.
I mean, but burning in all sides. You
you see what I mean? There there's equal

(23:51):
fire around them almost as though they were.
In some sort of complication, or possibly,
if if if creature were to wrap itself
around them,
then it would maybe produce these sorts of
a birds. Speak plainly. I'm not a scientist.
But now that that actually is like useful
information. Imagine a fire snake, 1 of those

(24:11):
constrict or something or or something that had
like a big hugging, maybe a bear, you
know, and it get all around you, but
it was on fire.
A fire. Yeah. It's perhaps car clarify. Burning
whipped up some kind. I mean it's a
be. Yes. I mean Don't know what's about
wrong.
Why it fools.

(24:33):
This foe is beyond of you stay.
Dial rock.
Can't trust those wizard man. Then you'll get
all the loot and Xp, and I'll live.
So as the 4 of you are contemplating
what sort of creature may have done this.
You noticed the light level slightly increase in
the room just down the hallway air just
down their tall path. A little bit and

(24:55):
sure enough s up the walls are 2
lizard light creatures that appear to be
somewhat on fire.
Geckos.
I
look. The fire creatures there. Do you see
them?
Yeah. It's I have dark. Don't work.
It's.
I hear that handy. Go I have that?
I think you?

(25:17):
Low light. Fuck.
That must appear to be somewhat sneaking up
on you, but it's hard to do when
they're on fire on fire in a in
a dark place.
But as they get as far as they
do as you guys turn around notice them.
At that point in time, they surge forward
to
attack you.
Perhaps we can negotiate with them before, this

(25:37):
gets un...
Unfortunately violent. Why don't you go ahead and
go talk? No. Yeah. Know it's re the
opportunity. Hello?
I'm sure there's been some sort of misunderstanding
here. Perhaps we can talk about this. I'm
I'm assuming you didn't intentionally kill these goblins
and sort and start burning and raiding their
farms.
Hello?

(25:57):
Well, at this point, let's go ahead and
head into initiative, which I believe means Ga
is gonna go first.
Sure.
They're what.
60 feet away.
You know what? I'm, go ahead and I'm
gonna cast a spiritual armament
So... Well,
trader pump brakes a little bit.

(26:18):
So it's actually
spiritual alarm got buff in the Rem master.
I don't think it's really come up a
whole lot. So now
it can also do some spirit damage, but
the a range on this shit is like
a hundred and 20 feet, which in pathfinder
India, Like a map. Pretty enormous. Yeah. To
be honest, that's like sniper.

(26:39):
So,
I'm gonna go ahead and just casting that.
I can make an the tackle roll.
A
What the fuck is going on?
What you do? Fuck? What you that's a
different fucking die. Is that your third that
1 already? Yeah. In a row.
Mike in a row.
Alright. Odds of that

(27:00):
astronomical
swear to God
18 That is irresponsible ties rolling. It's not
a 1, but, I mean, still dog shit.
That is 6 times higher than like It's
been much better.
I miss.
As a
sort of fiery long sword just kinda like
sling out
through the air
at 1 of those things and it passes

(27:22):
right by.
Go ahead and I'm gonna cast up.
I'm gonna cast guidance on thor.
Oh. Nice.
Then I look look down the hallway at
those 2,
whatever they are.
Tell them.
Kart is fire burns brighter than yours.
Alright. So they both kinda

(27:42):
surge down the walls, and they're kinda halfway
up on the wall but they come back
down to the surface as they get. A
little bit closer to you.
At this point in time you noticed that
they're
they're little ant.
They are lizards and that it's when they
off that you kinda see them rare up
on their high legs that you know they
are carrying weapons.
And see a little... Be a... Seen a

(28:03):
little more humanoid as they they prepare to
attack off
but instead of moving all the way and
attacking, they they go out on the flanks,
and then you see them kind of stoke
their own fires and the fires,
surge up and get hotter and brighter,
which also makes them a little harder to
hit,
and then they have a plus treat their
Ac she right now

(28:25):
No this is... That they are clearly being
hostile, and not only that, but I I
just know I'm going to get burned in
this. I I know
I'm going in that hurts why hurts. It
makes me mad. And frankly, it makes me
very mad.
Rage, charge and attack.

(28:49):
Oh, rolled like, fucking rolling
you me.
You. Word... He's rage like he can.
Getting up. The 1 that's up. 19 is
it's gonna mess. Yes. 19 is by far
miss. I guess.
Yeah
That's it.
Yep.

(29:09):
Alright.
Sorry about that. You guys
know if you guys are gonna die night,
but if they do it'll be because of
your dice.
Oh, shit. Fuck, How about a hell transition.
Scratch. I look to you. Hey.
Lucky you. Alright.

(29:30):
With your frozen blade.
So I'm gonna move
10 feet.
And then I am going to
attempt to jump off the wall onto his
back and behind him.
Okay. K. Like a rat. You know? Right?
Like splinter wood.

(29:50):
He's doing tumble through. I thought he was
making shit Yeah. No. That's 21.
I'll tumble through.
21 is not enough. It's son of a
bitch. Alright. Well, then I'm just gonna... So
she's off the wall, and I'm gonna lay
on top of them and be like, hey.
How's it going? So here's what happens. Like,
you jump off the Wall in spring and
you go to spring off of him, and

(30:10):
you didn't realize exactly how Hot he was.
So you know that moment when, like, you
you reach out and you accidentally grab like
a pam
Yeah. And then you pull your hand your
hand back quickly. That's what you do. So
as soon as your feet hit it, you
immediately just spring away to get the hell
off this, you know, other thing that's sear
your feet and instead of going the way
you meant to go, You went right back
to where you were. Okay. So you're still
right in front of it, but you're no
longer behind he taller than me? Like, how

(30:32):
much.
Mean, he's a little tall you, but not
much.
He's maybe 6, 7 inches tall. I'm gonna
try and just slide through his legs in.
To be at this Now you're gonna try
again. Okay. I'm going again. Is there a...
Is there is there a penalty to that?
Should no. Okay. No.
Unless there's.
That's a fail. In...

(30:53):
Well, it's a fail on me because it's
only a night, which is less than last
time. So now I am just going to
do
dual perry so that I can have. Well,
that... That you yeah you use your 3
because you move. Oh, shit. I did. Thank
you. So I'm just hose. You know, he
was kinda standing there. And you're, like, I
can tumble through his legs and get you
to this side. And just you go do
it He he has this almost like a

(31:14):
pole arm, and he just sticks it down,
like, he realized what you're getting where to
do and kinda close that area off. Like,
if you go that way, he's going to
spear
Okay. So you decide not to at the
last second. Yep.
He's like, nope. But you now are facing
the guy. So... Yeah.
Oh, and I'm gonna... We're real smooth. Yeah.

(31:35):
No. I saw it a couple weeks. Those
little eyes like,
shit. Sorry.
Talk help.
Seeing this impressive acr
display.
Tu reaches into the hero deck and floats,
a card to the top,
and it's the team cert deck. And for
a second, he's looking between, like,

(31:57):
scratch and thor up and scratch and thor.
He's, like,
and he cast has on scratch.
And then almost like,
sheep, he'll look over at Ga. And like,
He's got the cold blade. I'm gambling here.
Alright?
Yeah use our third action?
I will

(32:17):
just
near.
Sn, near.
You. Like a poor and.
I mean, I could cash shield, but whatever,
you know, fine. I'll I'll do
mystic armor.
I suppose I can go ahead and sustain
spiritual armament.

(32:38):
Sunk cost fallacy Have already in first fell
slot. So,
Here we how my looks turn around. I
knew I just had to bet on this
table long enough.
Don't think that's
and that it works. Don't worry.
Vegas love you. You should go get vegas.
Don't watch yeah.

(33:04):
24 points of
slashing damage.
Or
spirit damage if that would do more damage.
Neither of those particularly matter. Just under the
casualty need, which... You're on scratches or thor.
The 1 on scratch. Scratch. And that was,
I'm saying, give me the damage of 20
24. 24.
I mean, yeah, the damage appears to work
just fine. You see it, like,

(33:25):
shoot in. Actually, what does it look like?
I imagine
I imagine Ga, like with his own sword,
There's like a second sword,
kind of almost like a light cast as
if a shadow wood onto the wall, and
it just like
as he raises it, it soar through the
air and just like,

(33:46):
slices up and just kinda like rico shade
back to him.
And you hear, like, a little bit of
a sizzle
in those areas where it hits. It doesn't
put the flame out, but it's like throwing
a little water and a fire that's too
hot for. You you still hear that sizzle.
So you you believe you have damaged
this lizard light creature.
I will,
cast guidance again this time on

(34:07):
scratch.
Speaking of scratch.
Yeah.
If you're turning to get attacked. Alright.
Oh, we're gonna start.
Is not an amazing role.
You're pretty lucky there. Now who's dice suck.
Damn Yeah. I'm gonna miss

(34:29):
I'm gonna miss you by 1. Believe it
or The dice tower pays dividends.
It really has been a friend to you
guys. So...
Well, he's gonna go ahead and attack again.
I mean, it's a slightly better roll, but
with the, the penalty,
I'm still gonna miss.

(34:50):
So, he does the same thing again where
it's mis miss and... Because you'd seen the
flames kinda start to slowly die down and
cool off with bit And you see him
stop the flames up again
to give himself an extra,
2 to armor class. Maybe other thing.
So there another 1 over here on Thor,
and hopefully he's going to roll better.
He is in fact going to,

(35:12):
quite a bit better. That's actually a 30
for.
You
have just avoided
to are you the 24 right now? I
mean you're rating right now. I'm ready get.
Just awarded it crap. Missed it by what
missed it by that much.
So let's go ahead and see what current
damage we can do here.

(35:32):
It's 27
damage. K.
5 of that was fire if it matters
for you. Does not.
So then we are going
make an attempt to grab you. Oh,
it's a pretty darn good tip there actually.
34
with multi attack.

(35:53):
So fun fact,
these creatures do not
take multi penalties when they're to grab. Gross.
It's exactly right. The this attempt neither applies
nor counts towards to the creatures multi attack
panel.
Don't care for that. See, It doesn't apply,
which means it can't affect
Sean's character. That sounds correct. I believe that's
correct. Air tight. You got me. It's lawyer.

(36:15):
So is it my... It's a fort 2
or will? That need know. Reflux her something
plugged in? It is
perception.
Port Dc.
Yeah. You... You actually didn't make it by
a lot, but you got it. Okay.
So you are currently grabbed. Okay. And

(36:36):
So you will actually take a little extra
damage. For that because sweet. It's nice and
nice and hot right now. So you take
an.
Blood more fire damage from chip being grabbed
hyatt.
Since he actually has you grabbed, he can
just constrict. So
he does.
Another 13 damage to you,

(36:56):
and then he's going to take that action
to stoke those flames otter. He'd burnt you
so much his own flames starting to go
out and. Stokes his flames.
Yeah
constrict.
So the grab is actually a free action
that come with it. If he makes... If
he succeeds on 1 of these strikes, he
gets the grab as a free. It's in

(37:17):
the the stat lock.
And the constrict is an action, but he
don't have to roll for it if he
has them grabbed. And then the third 1
list is armor of flames.
So, Thor, you appear to be grabbed by
1 of these creatures. Giving you a nice
little fiery hug. In fact, this No is
on fire.
Sing it. There is No is on fire.

(37:41):
Well, that seems to make thor angry, and
this particularly careful for
constriction.
Yeah Don't having problem stopping.
Should go to bed
So he's gonna try to break that. Okay
by making an athletics check.
How about a 32. Actually, Think gonna be
a 33 at the end. Does succeed that's

(38:02):
I was confused because they're break dc for
this because as a specific. Is much lower
than I thought It was going to be.
Oh, yeah. I was, oh, I technically all
that difficult to break.
And then I shall
express my displeasure at the grabbing and the
burning and the so forth by putting my
mouth on his burning body.
Which I'm starting to regret now perhaps that

(38:23):
was the best choice.
Perhaps more fire will help. Yes. You know.
Hell. Let's give him, oh, that's 18. U.
While my friend, that is not gonna be
quite a cri.
Is a solid hit. And he's actually at
28 at a moment. When they stoke those
claims into plus 2. I got him. He's
got as kids say,

(38:44):
he get on flee.
Oh, that's
10 insiders. That's 2 and 3.
Look at me not throwing dice across the
room.
Feel that that's good of me. Good job
John. Broke.
Well, these a work progress.
Got.

(39:04):
14 points.
Alright. Give me a reflux say.
There we.
Over 20 guys.
This guy is hot to today. Alright.
Doesn't actually call it a basic say, but
I'm gonna say it's meant to be the
basic. He's unless say call out. It is.
So you do... Somehow you manage to avoid
the fire. No essentially, you as you go

(39:26):
in for an attack.
You were getting ready to get score. So
it's not you manage you get that 1
in without
taking any fire damage return. I believe that
that attempt to break out of the grab
is
activated the multi attack penalty. Right? I'm not
mistaken. Does escape? No. I don't think I
don't think Escape has not the attack rate.
Thanks... Escape. Does have the attack.
Did. Really? Okay. Bad. Yeah. On it. In

(39:48):
that case, I'm going to make an intimidation
check, not to intimidate them, but to go
into dread Marshall stance. Okay. So this is
just gonna be a an intimidation check versus
a standard Dc. Mh.
Let's go.
Well,
You know, you had to roll like, ass
1 time. That's a that 1.
That's a bummer. Okay. Well, that's me.
Isn't... Is there a specific thing for failing

(40:09):
your good Marshall commercial stanley? Oh, let me
check.
Because I know there's the 1 for chris
succeeding.
Yeah. If it's something like that, I might
try to roll. Means I can't attempt it
again for a minute.
How much do we want the dread Marshall
stance?
Save the token. Like, that's what I'm leaning
towards. Yeah. Fuck. It's so angry. You forgot.

(40:30):
Yeah. I I my my normal outstanding leadership
in combat situations just isn't... It isn't going.
I I have to be on the same
line though. As
scratch glance over, looking wi at his blade
with all the cold
seeping off of it.
Steam rising from it
jealous.

(40:52):
You
a minute.
Anymore were he to perish that room could
be transferred to another weapon.
We know a guy.
Cool.
Set that 1. What are you doing? I'm

(41:14):
going to tell
I'm definitely doing a simple. I'm gonna tell
through.
That how through. How that I rolled the
hat 20 this is what I've now. Yeah.
Sorry. I I was getting sidetracked with your
sexual acts against my blade.
So that's obviously a success on the tumble
because that's the 35

(41:35):
total.
Alright.
I I don't like that. That doesn't give
you anything special.
So I'm going to
let this creature be off guard to you
till the end of year term.
So tell me, give me what, what does
this look like? You did so well. You
basically...
Well,
you you freaked it out. It doesn't know.

(41:56):
Since this time, he... What, the last time
he poked his little...
But the pitch 4 thing. It's a ran
sewer.
Mh 2 pronged spear. Okay. Yep. Well, this
time, I whipped my tail around around it.
And sorta of used it like a stripper
pull.

(42:17):
That's hot baby. Yeah. I mean.
It.
Okay.
So let me reg roll word attack.
This is why you off guard. Right it
totally is
I think so.

(42:42):
So there's a twin.
No? M. 4. What is it? You need
You know why 4 in this case?
26 because he's up 2 from his armor
down to for bin off guard. But oh.
Yeah. You're still gonna be short. I'm gonna
burn. I'm gonna burn 1. Here we go.
Thinking.
God

(43:05):
Alright. That's your second action.
You got 2 more.
Yeah. No. He's you're. Oh, I do. Yes.
Got hasty. I'm gonna go in again for
another attack.
Man.
I'm burning another 1. No. God
dice gods, give it, and they take of

(43:26):
dog.
Sometimes the take a thing away can be
a little bit too.
Disproportionate to the giveaway thing. Just take the
hell water. I am I my My last
action is dual Perry.
God boing. What's
this disappointing. Yeah. That. Yeah. It is.
Hooker
KII think it's amazing. I'm just gonna scream

(43:48):
at the top of my lungs.
It it could've have been pi. Every time
I make decisions wrong.
I can't trust my own fucking.
It's thank you for wasting another he can
miss more than anybody else.
Who are you going after Ga?

(44:08):
Out, Well, I snapped that 1 the other.
So like,
turf looks down the cave at the the
beast that scratches fighting, and
he like
floats the cards
like in a circle around him.
And, like each of the card is either
laughing or screaming or like making b steel

(44:31):
sounds. Kinda depending on what each card is.
And he's hoping it's rather intimidating.
You're good.
And that's only a 21. So probably
that is not enough. It's cool, but it's
not intimidating.
So let's go ahead and still though, he's
gonna
float the demons lander.
Please give me a will save.

(44:52):
This is back both of just 1 of.
What... Oh, just just the 1 scratch. The
1 over your? Will say.
It's not amazing. It's only a 19. That
will fail.
Didn't rope break. So as he, like, as
he, like, floats the card and, like, it
literally is a lantern and, like, the the

(45:13):
thing that covers the light pulls back. It,
like,
stares into the creature eyes
ne gaining 1 of its features,
14 damage.
The drink which it decided to be a
stripper with scrap. Yeah. Yeah. She uses my
cherry.
Actually will lost to all of us.
Mh
And he'll he'll look over at Ga like,

(45:34):
I it couldn't it could've have been told.
I I shouldn't have it shouldn't it should
It needs all the he can get and
I'll sustained spiritual weapon.
Fuck.
Now is it off guard to everybody I
scratch? I... It was just scratch into his
turn. Okay. Well, that sucks. That this is

(45:55):
I thought I was hoping to dude that,
and then he I like
this twice.
I will step up into the
into the flank position.
I was just stab it with my real
sword.
Yeah.
Stab it with your steel knives.
Well, that's

(46:16):
Now that will...
He has the he has the stoked fire
blessing. He's 28 26 back with your.
Yeah. Well, then I I miss him by
too.
If he didn't have that damn buff on,
I would have hit him.
As I run up on the thing. I
I don't know.
I look at him I'm and

(46:36):
look at my... Like touch my sword to
his
his ran and it kinda glows. And I
pull it back.
What do you... Is you're slamming? You have
fire? Okay.
When we get there, don't, I wouldn't roll
that. I figured.
Yeah.
So you... You let's see you

(46:57):
sustained moved and and deck. Okay.
Alright. Well,
looks like it's my turn.
So scratch, we're gonna
hit you because Garrett doesn't seem to be
able to do much And,
honestly, I need to you, but
Need to do. I am not a threat
to you. Not Now now it is... Apparently,
this is this

(47:18):
the speech is also a little homophobic and
there's trolls strip removed with it. Oh, did
not like it. It was like, no. That
may be uncomfortable.
I well, maybe it did maybe it didn't.
That is not. That was good. 24
for scratch that's us. Okay.
Damn He poke you with a different plea.
Wait. Wait, wait wait. I've not, though.

(47:39):
Now you mean doing that. Jill perry. So
it's 25. 25, then I do miss by
1. No Nice.
Excellent.
And then what the heck we'll go ahead
and try for a second taxi see if
I can... Oh, there we go. That's a
month month. Yeah. So that gets me to
a 30.
Not enough gonna be the cri you, but

(48:01):
it is a solid hit, so let's
see what without, that's a good room here.
28 damage.
4 of that, which is fire
in case that matters to you.
And then he's gonna make us free grab
on you.

(48:23):
That is a 20 sixth.
Grab versus Court yeah. I think we just
said Port Yeah. Port do dc. So you're
4 save plus 10.
That used... So yours is just 23. 23.
Yep. Yep. Right. Okay. And I got a
26. So you are grabbed.
Oh,
I have a reaction for this.

(48:44):
Not for grab, but for the
well, you'll you'll take some less damage from
this. I keep fucking forgetting
I have the champion reaction. So take
it should take 8 off this.
Okay. To 20?
I'm playing 2 characters right now. Each of
them have a champions reaction. And yet on
this 1, I fucking forget. I have it

(49:05):
constantly. Yeah. You would take 8 damage less.
And I get to make a
strike.
Okay.
That's 27 against flat foot.
That hits. Yeah. That you you get him
by 1. I get them by 1.

(49:25):
K. Good stuff. It's 14
17 slashing damage. I'm not even rolling fire.
Okay? Yeah. Yeah. That makes. Fully immune to
fire damage.
Hey, so if getting grab, you also take
11 more fire damage.
Hill. Okay. And, give me a reflux save,
Ga?

(49:46):
As you attack him, you may get burned.
That's good. Because that's my word saved. That's
second 70 20 in those. So you take
0 damn. Alright, damn I need to roll
it and
you avoid that the flicker of the flames,
which is what they do again for their...
His... For a third action is to stoke
those flames back up as they were beginning
to die down. Gross. More time. Hey, Thor.

(50:12):
They lash out again with Thor go oh
God. That's in that too. Yeah.
Man.
Nothing holy crap.
That is
terrible.
Barely the dice got favorite. And stoke the
flames again and moving on. So hey thor
I'm

(50:32):
Apparently, you were def and n
and did not
get impact. Emboldened by those
pathetic miss.
I I reach out. Try to chop on.
Oh, and that bad 29.
Not I immune poison are they? They are

(50:53):
actually? Are they? Yeah. No. No shit. Mh.
Shit Find
about this M 6
what reasoning is that.
There's a little list of things they're Immune
to.
Poison is on the list? That's a too.

(51:16):
You know what? Good thing I real men
die for about.
Good thing I I forgot what it is
and I'm I'm... It's actually at. So actually,
over years, they've been building up an immunity.
I came back. Yeah. That's great. How about
acid. I said poison blend ass. No. Acid
is fine. Wow, good. Oh, that they can
trip balls. That's better. 17 on that then.

(51:37):
Okay. And I'm gonna go in for another
bite.
No. I was gonna miss.
Should be the third or should we try
something. Get do the dread marshall stance. That's
a bummer.
I could try to trip that's it's gonna
be the same tack bonus. You can gonna
roll with the vincent. Hey, yeah. I don't
forget give me a reflux save my check.
No, yeah. Okay.
That reflux save isn't great. That's only gonna

(51:58):
be 19. Gonna
19 is the miss. You take the full
then, which is only 3 year old low
on it. So ref fire damage. Got to
get lick a little by the flames.
Let's go for a hail, Mary.
Yep. That's a. Shit ass role.
I I seem frustrated.
Frustrated.
Catch on the corner of my eye, the

(52:20):
blue, cold gl,
arc
steam, the
I'd like that rude. Yeah.
I would like free to have it. At
this we can suck out it. You can
keep you can keep the possible.
With that.
So if I'm grab I need to get
out of that. Probably. No. No. He's making
escape check an escape check.

(52:44):
Yes. You roll your athletic tracker batteries. Okay.
Yes. And then it's against his or I
up the dc over here.
Cat.
Kind roll. Yeah.
Mother, give me that thing. You me a
thing. Post bucket.
She

(53:04):
a roommate.
The diet deal has seen a lot of
use.
God. This only under 1 that you. Nick
Nick Oswald if you're listening to this 1,
Diced chair has been that 7 early news.
Oh, it's a seventh 7. It's was to
get you what do I need?
What's do you need enough? So this this
is your second role, so it's at a
minus 5. So data a minus 05:17.

(53:28):
There's not enough. Oh,
it's hanging critical this.
It's not a critical miss. Not quite
I guess I'm not giving you
dc actually not great. Try it out. Like,
you you need to get out. So I'm
not giving right. He's not attacking.

(53:48):
Nope.
You got you got a fourth 1. Bucket
it. No. It doesn't. He has to use
it for Striker or stride. Oh, we'll hero
point bad thing. I don't wanna give another
young, but his kids got the attack you
pot Rich?
I'm giving you 1 more tonight. No. Don't
Not
mind. For not with a minus 10. Okay.
Never mind. Oh, that's true. That's.

(54:09):
So that's still try to stab him. You'll
need to make a Dc 5 flat.
I can still attack. Though. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
So Dc 5 or better.
I'm so nervous right now. I don't know
if I could do this. Don't be. You're
gonna fail.
Wow,
Yeah. You made it. You made it. Did
you roll a 5 or exactly Oh, that's

(54:30):
the best possible result too? Okay. Now I'm
making it attack roll. I've on his 10.
I thought he was gonna add 20 the
fucking flat check.
He wrote a 5 well. He's consistent.
No pressure. Buddy. All good. That just wasted
the third hole.
That's all I got.
This stuff.

(54:52):
Scratches. How you doing it over there? Not
great, man. Not great.
I hate you.
That's all I got.
And while I'm choking for air, I gonna
be like,
like turks looking out the hallway and just
sees like...
Scratches his little hand sticking out of the
fire grab, like, waving his sword. It's just

(55:12):
like, take it beast.
Finish it.
Put us him out of his misery I
mean, yeah.
He's gonna move like, 10 feet forward to
set up something for next turn.
And then we're gonna go ahead and try
to show the Crow
to the 1 that's being,

(55:32):
off guard between scratch and Ga.
And is he off guard to everybody or
just those 2. I don't remember. Just he
just offered ahead of them because they're flanking.
Alright.
That will miss.
And like,
Church just kinda looks at Ga with depression

(55:54):
in his eyes. Like, this is how it
ends.
Least we died close to home, you know?
No.
You know what to be the worst part.
Supervisor died to say we are holding it.
If we die, and open knows and this
his mother ass gobble is like told you
to be killed. Yeah. That's true. They'll all

(56:14):
be got. That'll be at our funeral. And
there will be several goblins like, we know
it. Yeah. Weak. We all of them. Gonna
haunt the fuck out of those guys but
I. They're gonna eat us.
We heroes,
lame adventure.
Yeah.
It heard. Terrible dice rolls. We all knew
it. We've all been saying. I, I slashed

(56:34):
that 1 with my sword. Clock.
Not even close.
We're not not good.
So if I don't sustain spiritual arm and
it'll will go away, so
It's been doing consistent damage. It has

(56:55):
even worse than last time.
Fuck.
Oh,
shield can't but both.
It's like, I take 1 swing at it
with my sword and like, blocks it with
the rancher
and I like follow up while his guards
down with the
spiritual sword, but he just, like blocks it
with the pole as a thing.
Why rated the shield.

(57:17):
Alright.
We'll start with
constrict.
Scratch over here.
That is
only 9 damage.
Okay. Some of that was 3 that was
fire.
They're gonna stoke the flames to keep that
Ac bump up. And we're gonna go ahead

(57:38):
and lash out at
At Hero walked over food.
Oh how'd that be become.
Oh, it's do a crappy role, so we
are going to miss Gary.
So 123 actions. T them over on you.
Know.

(58:00):
God.
The good news is I am also whipping
everything I throw much. That triggers my bite
specialist. Oh my god. As another than that
2. I wrote A3A1
in a 2. He's counting down to something,
But I feel Yeah now they explode.
And then he also stokes the flame. So
and know I can just edit that whole
turn out because like nobody did anything

(58:23):
Just a full round of everybody missing each
other.
You know, despite the fact that I have
that success 1 covered with that voice, but
despite the fact
that that's successful. I
I'm I'm emboldened again by his weak asset
attacks against and I'm like,
it's a a matter of time.

(58:46):
Oh shit Fuck that guy.
Oh, not quite
31.
Okay. There anyone is.
It's 1 of these days, I gotta roll
some decent damage. This and the best, but
it's not awful. So we're at 22 points

(59:06):
of damage. Alright. And give me a reflection.
U.
Oh,
I'm gonna burn a chip on that 1
when I was in that 1.
This is a long series of shit.

(59:29):
16.
16. Believe it or not is not a
cri fit. I'll think god. Very close. I'll
take no damage.
That is 10 fire damage. It's a lot
of fucking fire.
Alright. I'm gonna go for another attack.
Yeah. We might have it.
He's the 20 eighth moment.

(59:54):
Do it.
That sucks.
Third, I'm gonna try something.
We're gonna use insurance roll intimidation checks. Try
to demo it.
No. You're not role. I don't know why
I rolled.
Sorry about that. That intimidation check should be

(01:00:18):
just 21.
21 is
a little short. Yeah. Okay. Well, so we
know that doesn't work. Well, Worth a shot.
Yep. Alright. That's my 3
I glance over to see if scratches died
yet so that I can think is nice
blade and do something awful with it.

(01:00:39):
He's still.
K.
Okay. A very good role. Are you attacking?
Or... No. This trying to get out of
your escaping? Okay. Yeah. Dead grip. Right? Yep.
Okay.
So that would be a... Let's see. That's
20.
32.

(01:01:00):
32 is enough. You have escaped. You are
no longer grabbed.
I'm the way down. Can I slap you?
That's am I still in?
Yeah. You never you didn't lose. Okay. Okay.
Alright.
So now I'm gonna try my first attack
after being
winded
and inverted.

(01:01:22):
Alright. Alright. Alright. Let's see here. That's a
hit for sure.
It's not cri, though. That's alright.
So let's see here.
14
points of damage. You happen to enough. Plus
Just kidding. No 3.
Plus 03:17.
Alright. Give me a reflux it.

(01:01:43):
So that was cold. Does that matter? Oh,
yeah. Does actually. Hey. There you go. I'll
get to. Give me the reflex save first.
Okay.
Let's see.
Okay.
Let's see here. So that's 20
but
killing
So that's 20...

(01:02:04):
What what am I? 31. It's 31. Test
but not a critical success. So you take
half of this so you take 3 fire
again.
You you do notice that when you bend
the stab in there, that, you know, the
other 1 when they step them as a
little bit of a hiss
When this 1, you you hear a a
louder hiss, and you see part of that
fire being quench out entirely.

(01:02:25):
And it also does not like it. It
gives you a very very
nasty work. Alright.
So it is, in fact, it seems to
be weak to cold damage. Oh okay. Cool.
Cool Cool. Go happen.
You've got 2 more. Escaped and attacks. Yeah
you Yeah. Too 2. Okay.
Alright. Let's see here.
Wow. Another odd. Is that 03:17 in a

(01:02:47):
row? Yeah he 1 of was in 18.
So what does it go down to? Minus
Actually, this is your third act third thing.
So simply, I'd be minus 10. Unless it's
got trade.
Okay. So that is a miss.
Can I do
dual perry a? Yes. Okay. Yeah. Because I'm
gonna dual perry on. Technically what you do,
like, that last 1 you declare your has

(01:03:08):
action. Okay. Since it's just a strike or
the first attack either 1 those. Alright. And
then your fourth... The last is just 1
your exit.
Okay. So I'm gonna dual perry so that
out based to get myself a little bit
of a boost hopefully and not get choked
out again. Epi dope. I'm gonna look at
Turkey dick. I'm free.
I'm free to do what I have want?

(01:03:29):
That's helping you yet.
Did you intimidate your guy at Alt? I...
I'm unsuccessfully.
Yeah. The temper that.
I'm gonna try to do this right. So
Turkey looks at the other beast,
the 1 that thy is fighting.
And it's and he's gonna be like,
aren't you ready for a hot time on

(01:03:49):
the tower onto you little bald beast,
which is his an attempted to bun mall.
He looks so you compute. Yes. Which I
think is cut out it works. You just
like catch it off guard.
So that's only a 21.
21 is not quite enough. Alright. Then he's
like, not. Boom fuck it. At the

(01:04:10):
floats card to the top of deck the
tangled briar.
We're in a cast agonizing despair. Please give
me a will save.
Okay.
26.
Can I give you a chip to roll
that?
No.
Mh. Did you mean to move him square
away from? Now? I don't know how... I

(01:04:30):
just know I'm like, he's... That nothing checking.
Alright. You're gonna take half damage?
Which in this case will be 8,
and then you are frightened 1.
Got.
As, like, he's just like, wrapped with the
agonizing despair, like, awful visions I'm showing him.

(01:04:51):
Hear the hiss of that cold sort. I'm
like, oh god. No.
And it's over it. Ga.
It's getting a little dicey.
Un I'm not intended or...
Chop up it's stabbed.
Does he have the flame thing up? He
does. Yes. Fucking plain bullshit.

(01:05:14):
You, then I would I would miss by
1.
Again,
all of my like, good damage spell fucking
fire.
Honestly, I don't have a ton of damage
spells in general either.
Yeah. I'll try and stab them again because
I get get the off guard.

(01:05:35):
Now,
Nope.
Nope.
Man
I'm not really terrible, but like that Ac
bump. Yeah. Is just fucking me
That's rough.
I'll I'll cast guidance on on this time.

(01:05:57):
Alright. We'll start over here with scratch because
he still wants the rat book here.
Oh my god. And that too.
Oh, my goodness. Someone kill someone else for
already. Like...
The 4.
0, then he's gonna stoke his flames because
though, my gosh, This is just brutal.
Over here on Thor gum, that's a little

(01:06:18):
better Does that get me there? 26.
Yeah. 26 gives me enough to hit the.
He was frightened, Rick. Yes. But... So he's
a gives on 25.
But that still gets.
So that was,
22
damage.
Significant good.

(01:06:39):
He'll make a sec actually gets his grab.
There's a good role. 33
to grab you.
That is enough.
So then he's just gonna go ahead and
constrict
To
dual 1. So only 6 damage
on that constrict, and then he stokes the
themes.

(01:06:59):
How you looking at?
Not great.
It might might be able to take another
round,
but it it it could... If if I
took another round with that much damage? I'd
be Out. Globally boy.
Dope. Hey. I think I know what I'm
doing. You got my attention, but I must
up like the hulk can burst my bonds

(01:07:20):
and
Oh, that's shit asshole.
Over for a chip chip. We need that
I can't... I'll lose up.
I bonus oh, that's not much fucking better.
You said it was pretty low as I
recall.
How about see if it's loading up 22.

(01:07:42):
Or, it that intimidating? No. This is to
butt a busted street. No. It's not quite
that low.
Enough fuck it. I guess I'm gonna... He's
gonna strike me next round him. I I've
I'm I
get a little closer and fight his dumbass.
Dc 5 flat. Oh with required get
your grab.
5. Hey.
The second 1 that.

(01:08:04):
And he stoked his flame Yeah. So he's
a 28.
I'm sorry. He's actually at a 27 because
he's fighting 1.
But not at a 26. Sir. Nope.
That's a how you see.
I'm not god damn. This could be a
shit ass around. I can tell you that
for free.
Because I missed.

(01:08:25):
And I got hardly than anything else I
could do at this point.
I
I mean, I can't even
throw a nat 20 to hit it at
this point.
My third attack. Throw that in that 20.
And you know you to it Yeah. We
can be
got an no trinidad action?
Because you know the free trip doesn't work.

(01:08:45):
Right? What's that? The insurance doesn't work and.
Yeah. Well, intimidated didn't.
I mean, I I could make the attempt
and it's gonna be attack rate, so it's
still be wrong with the same. Yeah. I
mean you're looking for 20, Usually gotta hit
that Dc 5 right check but trying to
see if there's anything else jumps out at
me that I can do, but make try
an actual temptation check. But

(01:09:05):
that also has the effect to.
Doesn't come out. Doesn't it? It shouldn't. Well
unless you're on a special 1. Can't.
Have you already tried to intimidate him? I
did the other round. Yeah. Oh, william, he's
a immune to admit to you from me?
These assurance that clearly that's that's helpful.
That's it. Nothing.

(01:09:27):
I bite him.
Nice roll. Yes. You made the flat check.
Right.
It's gonna mess.
Completely. Yeah. I... It's... I'm I'm attacking at
plus 5. So
that's
24.
Shit.

(01:09:54):
Hello corporate scratch.
Which I had a flank buddy.
That's it.
No. He's just sad. 0II
anybody on their side of this. I can't.
He keeps missing by 2.
I keep missing by 1.
I mean, on my first attack, I gotta
roll 13 just to hit. Yeah. Second attacks
an 18. And after that at 20. He's

(01:10:16):
starting hit.
Yeah.
What Oh there you go.
What were you doing?
Attack
Okay.
Sorry. I'm going for my first attack, and
he's not graft. So... Oh, yeah.
Cream. Yeah. I should have done that last

(01:10:37):
1. We should have been an athletics check
to try to
break out of our 02:30
nasa easily when united probably head.
Yeah. He's at 26 at the moment, So...
I didn't mean to knock a pin down,
but I also took care.
Through.
Pin.

(01:10:58):
Bit.
Alright little bit.
Is that what... Did you roll your preference?
Hold on.
17.
So that's 17,
and then
that's 20, but 3 of that's cold. You
what's cold. Again, he does not like it.

(01:11:20):
You hear him screaming and rate
as the year cold room continues to do
more of its.
Yeah. Give me a reflex. Gosh dang.
Oh, now you're not growing shit over.
Was it was that work workout to be
for a phase? Oh, it's Good. Cock guy
was cock. Is it cock? I don't know.

(01:11:40):
I'm slightly cock. Right?
I don't know. What is Satan. What is
our
g say?
It looks looks flat to me.
Of course, you would fuck. You just want
1 of my coins.
Greedy bastard thing.
Yeah
He's he says you just want 1 of

(01:12:00):
my coins as he like, scoops up the
oil.
Like, sc big duck over there you.
Yeah. Take your coin. Boom man. Take get
blood money.
That's 24.
That is actually a failure. Got 1. Dang
it. And you will take the full 7
points of fire damage? How about I use

(01:12:20):
my reaction and you take no fire damage
also I make an attach Oh on his
okay. Well, but it would've been really imagining
if I had hit
Not rolled it to. I will have to
imagine you hitting.
I hit this thing more than he has.
Okay. Only way to experience this mother motherfucker.
Sure you haven't hit.

(01:12:42):
It was bitch of How oh, how much
damage have you done? More than you did
last round? Absolutely. Okay.
What's size number 2? Yeah. So what is
that? A minus 2 5, so that's still
20. Oh that doesn't hit though. The mother
app. And I have 2 more.

(01:13:03):
Yeah in the defenses are you gonna No.
I'm not. I'm doing Perry because it's helping
me a little not a lot. Was that
your third action fourth court this more?
And then I look at tu and hunt.
These fight these fights are just like... We're
kinda depressed. We're not like, oh, shit the
dragons It's killing. We're just like, can't do

(01:13:25):
anything.
Wish we were wrote better.
It's not my fault. Wish my
It it's
my bros they suck.
Alright. I have not tried to intimidate the
ones Sean is facing. I am going to
like, black out my eye. It's an attempt
to be I could 5 face fires as

(01:13:46):
and L beast.
Alright. That is a
25.
That is a success. Hey. Yeah. So he
is frightened 1. You 1 again. I will
then turn to the 1 that they're gang
banging.
And try to hopefully use my...
So we're gonna do a 2 action magic
missile.
Alright. For 7 damage.

(01:14:09):
Alright. How's it go? Alright. Hey.
So like Esther and Ga are screaming at
each other, like,
like...
Dude shit. That's not a shit. It's like,
oh yeah. You want this.
It just pops off like, the weakest tiniest
ass magic missile.
To this thing that's mostly been chopped apart
and, like in, like, to its mouth and

(01:14:31):
just
yeah.
Can I say something to its courts? Yes.
I mean. It looks like you've been
extinguished.
That.
That's all. That's my idea. I get No.
You I get you get it you can

(01:14:52):
do the pit statement.
That candle in the wind.
Never knowing when the magic risk were will
sink it. And when I was like, there,
that was me telling you can take your
dirty.
I just give them the stink eye because
I'm like, mad that we're.
But I'm also glad it's dead.

(01:15:13):
And Like, thank god,
2 action heal on
god, mister Barb Barb in here. Neck. He's
that.
See his tongue hanging out. He's dead. About
45 points of healing. That makes me feel
a lot better about the constriction and fire
damage I'm about to take. Isn't it? True
true do. Sustained spiritual weapon I attack the
1,

(01:15:34):
that is
tender holding or barbarian,
but I miss. It's style maybe heard that
before.
Tender.
S bastard.
Alright, Thor.
We'll start off with constrict. Just hate free
damage. No. We good 1.
That is

(01:15:54):
fortune only 9 fire damage. Yeah I. As
I hear him, I look in this the
other x thing, and I'm like burning them
all you want I'll heal him.
I can do this all day. Do your
words. What
go Burn him I wouldn't. I give you
this look like
he can take it.
He doesn't even feel pain in I'm my

(01:16:20):
he's gonna miss. Good. Yeah. Then Stoke lame
that they get as ac backup up, turn
turn this around. A right Thor.
It's up to you.
I could
delay
until someone comes over and gets into blank.
A delay.
Okay.

(01:16:41):
On.
Can I just do
speed?
While I'm there,
I wanted to create a diversion. Can I
slide?
Is it is it like dirt floor?
Yeah. I mean it's it's a cave. It's
actually fairly well kept, but there's enough bring

(01:17:01):
loan or something. If I slide in and
blow
dirt to try and create a diversion to
them,
Sure. Okay. Creative.
Negative.
Deception Dc
me versus your set? Okay. I have that.
K.
Let's see.
And you still have an office?

(01:17:23):
Is that I still do? Yeah. Yeah because
you you had lose.
Okay. But could you do the whole? No.
No. No. So, like, at this point, you
could just double 2
get a flank and then steps that or
stack quote.
Here's... Okay. Here what we're all do. Since
I like that idea so much. If you
succeed at it, I'm gonna give you a

(01:17:44):
bonus to your attack. Okay. If you're bringing
an action to do it, but you could
possibly get...
A decent bonus to your task. Okay. So
it's my deception... I roll with my deception,
then you roll with your... No. It's just
my verbal. My I Okay. I know what
that Okay. So mine is
13.
Roll roll. Oh, you could...

(01:18:06):
Oh, let's see. This 24.
Okay.
Since he's frightened 1, that's exactly what you
need.
Tick eater.
You're a dick.
You just barely made it. I'm only gonna
give you a plus 2 to your attack.
Okay. I was a good job for me

(01:18:28):
Ethan Okay.
Now I have 2 more actions. I'm going
to attack with my first attack.
On the edge. Delivered on the edge.
I mean, that's still pretty decent.
So that's 27.
27.
27 And it's 1 more than 2 app.

(01:18:49):
So... That is the hit. Hell yes.
Hell yes.
So let's see here.
Hey. Let's see what it is.
10:14
plus 4 cold damage.
Okay.
And again, the cold damage seems to do
a little. Doesn't like that at all. Heck

(01:19:11):
yeah.
How wanna Just go for it. Just gonna
just do a roll. My dude.
There it is. Thanks God 20. Yeah. Yep.
See, You know what? For all those snap
20 zone, I mean, if I've been in
the dread Marshall stance, it'd be have. Sweet
So sweet. That's a cri.
It is.
So now,

(01:19:32):
I guess we need to double check make
sure don't double the ice... Probably will be
Right. Okay. I still got my 1.
Alright.
Oh
shit. Daddy like Good lord. I can't see.
I guess. Good rolls a. Yeah.
5 the low? Nice. It it was 67778.
Yeah. No, It's

(01:19:53):
It's pretty good.
Let's see here. So that's
14
20... 28 plus 04:32.
32.
Plus pandemic. My yeah.
5 cold. And it had
and effective some kind. Mh.
You're slowed 1. We it gets a safe.

(01:20:14):
But
I do get a saving there however. I'm
gonna choose to not make it because
I need to tell me how this 1.
Yeah. Buddy. Yeah. Since he has
old,
thor in his arms, I'm taking my...
My blade and I'm just hacking away on
his arms to cut on the arms. No.

(01:20:36):
I no on Homeboy who has a high
level. This this is too nuts cutting I
need bear. I'm gonna Right? Yeah. Until 1
arm finally just starts to, like, I'm freeze
his arm until it breaks off and shatter
into pieces, and then he falls down. Nice.
And then I just... With his little
left of his flames. I just stab my

(01:20:56):
blade right into its stomach
and ex.
So you guys are victorious against the sole.
And you have 2 solemn corpses in which
you can hold back to the goblin to
show that you have been
successful in your mission.
Do those
Do those
stick around as Bernie

(01:21:16):
attack weapons? Or they just standard ran. No.
They're just standard ran. Okay. You can take
them back to the album if you'd like.
Or something, you know, Rich times like these.
I'm reminded the immortal words of socrates ts
who said, I drink what? And I drink
what.
Alright. Well, once again, like I said, you...
And if you guys don't wanna take a
few minutes to heal yourselves up, of course.
Yeah Break back. You don't wanna look quite
so crispy.

(01:21:37):
You go back to the god and maybe
look a little more of the conquering heroes.
I taste it.
He tasted Bernie.
Hopefully, this will be enough to get them
to open the tunnels back up and negotiate
a little more freely.
But if it is, we're gonna figure that
out on the next episode of the adventure
hopkins.
Who's Yeah. I don't feel very victorious, but
I'm by everyone.

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