Season 2 Ep 6 - 2 Middle Aged Men Watch 90s Era Jim Belushi Films #2 - Separate Lives - The After Movie Diner Podcast

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John Cross. All right, helloeverybody, and welcome to two men watch
nineties era Jim Belushi films. Andto start us off, right here I

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go, and let's see if Ican remember this from five minutes ago.
Oh we are too era Jim Belushito middle age watching nineties era Jim to
middle aged man watching nineteen erao JimBelus And you can watch your long with

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us. So that's our new themesong. And for instant reactions, because
the Internet loves instant reactions, here'smy co host, Matt Preer. Yes,
that was fantastic, Because if there'sanything that the Internet just eats up

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with a spoon, Matt, it'sinstant reactions to things. They love it
when people who have never never hearda song before that exists in the world
hear a song for the first timeand give an instant reaction. Right,
yes, yes, the first timethese kids, these gen Z kids ever
heard Oh hey, Gary Hill,we got it about so yeah. I

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mean that's like the first time thesegen Z kids ever heard the drum part
too in the air tonight. Canyou believe what the reaction? And it's
like, you know, I don'tremember life without that drum part, Like
I just you know, obviously Iwas probably in the back seat of my
parents' car, in a car seatand hearing that drum pete, you know,
just like just understood that that's that'show things are supposed to sound.
I guess there was no like shockfor me on that. So yeah,

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sit down and watch, well threethree youths sit down and watch for the
first time Earth Wind and Fire,and can't believe that there was soul funk
over the music before nineteen ninety eight. Look at these people in the seventies
making music. What's going on?The audacity to people in the seventies to

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make music, The fact that theywould be talking about dates in September as
if they were such a big deal. It's just shocked me. Yeah,
it's fantastic anyway. The instant reactionto my shambalic playing of the new two
middle aged man watched nineties era JimBelushi music, movies, the Jim Belushi
movies. Theme song music is whatI meant to say, instant reaction theme

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song. Here we are. We'vebeen doing Instagram content, prime and Instagram
content all day because I don't knowif you know this about me, Matt,
but I'm pretty heavy in the memesphere. I don't know if you knew
that about me. Yes, yeah, you do great videos Like I'm like,
I'm like, I'm just gonna I'llpost an image on Facebook or on
Twitter. But you have those greatvideos of you know, well, of
course you also have a nicer landscape. I don't know. If I decided

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to try to walk around Philly herewith the camera, you know, people
be swearing at me. Like itwouldn't be spearing at me, they'd be
swearing at their friends saying hello tothem. So it's one of the things
about South Philadelphia. Anybody who who'sbeen here before, you hear people that
sound like they're arguing very like violentlywith each other, and it turns out
they're just saying hello, how youdoing. That's really you know, it's
like, but that's really how itshould be, Matt. At no point,

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at no point should life become calm, tranquil or easy to understand life.
Yeah, life should be if we'velearned anything, Matt, because I
was, I was just having thisconversation the other day. But you know,
I love it when old people sayabout well, kids these days,
they just got it easy, haven'tthey? And I'm like, well,
I mean, isn't that better thanthe alternative, like the idea of having

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no Well, I mean, lifeis meant to be pain, misery,
sorrow, anguish, anxiety, andhate. I mean, life is meant
to bombard you at all times withaggression and annoyance. That's how life's spent.
How dare how dare these children thatwe gave birth to and raised?
But how dare these children that areour children? That are hour fult?

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How Dad, these children have itso easy? Why? In mind day
and we had to chew on coalwhile someone beat us around the neck with
a broken violin, and then wehad to sing and dance on coumbled stones
till four in the morning. Well, the funny thing is I remember reading

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I think it was The Beautiful inthe Damn f Scott Fitzgerald. Novel took
place in the twenties where they weresaying that back then, Matt Caeryl just
flying around the sorry carry on,Yes, yeah, no, but like
that was in the twenties, andthat there's still that mindset of these kids
these days have it so much easier. So so like people that were born
in the late nineteenth century were complainingthat, you know, teenagers in twenty

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somethings in the nineteen twenties had ittoo easy. So it's like this thing
never ends, you know, there'sgonna be a complaining about generation whatever is
alpha, you know, you know, like like, oh, these these
kids have it too easy nowadays,get you know, and people being like,
look, look at all these childrenliving till they're past thirty seven and
not dying of the plague. Howdare they? Back in our day we

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lost most of the population of theworld because we didn't know how to wash
our hands, because we were fuckingmeant right, we were swapping diseases out
of our trenches with our trench mateson the side of these big you know,
benchies eating our su And how darethey live to a healthier age and
not die of dysentery at twenty eight? Kids these days they have it too

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easy anyway, Why did we gooff for that other way? Anyway,
we love the kids. We're downwith the kids. That's why we're watching
nineties. First of all, children, they haven't got a clue. They
haven't even got a clue about accordingto Jim Jim Belushi, right right three.

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According to Jim Jim Belushi, Imean, that's just a wasteland of
not gonna go there, right rightright for children, I mean children.
Yeah. Yeah. I saw akid on Twitter yesterday because apparently Kevin James
is the meme of the month Iguess or something like that on Twitter,
and some kid was trying to,like, right exactly, there was some

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kid who was trying to say thatbecause if this whole idea that you know,
King of Queens, the schlubby guywith the pretty white that like this
is and this guy was trying touse, according to Jim, as the
example that proved the rule. Andit's like, you know, according to
Jim, was a ripoff of Kingof Queens, Like it was meant to
be like a nicer, boomerash moremiddle of the country version of King of
Queens. It's not like it waslike, oh, you know, all

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of these shows have schlubby dads andbeautiful women, including according to Jim,
it was like, no, we'regonna make the schlubby dad beautiful wife show
to be like King of Queens.So, yeah, the kids don't know
enough, Jim Belushi. They don'tknow according to Jim Era Jim Belushi,
let alone nineties erity right, andI have never seen an episode of King
of Queens or according to Jim,so I can't I assume what they are

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because I'm aware of what sitcoms areand I've seen enough clips for it to
be. Like my wife's nagging meto not be such a barycle lay about
again. Oh God, how dareshe think that I do anything with my
dirty socks but just throw them casuallyin the corner. Oh, she's gonna
come round and demanded me, agrown man with a job and children,

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pick up my own dirty laundry andput it in the laundry basket. What
a fascist comedy ensues? Now,because she's angry about me leaving the socks
on the floor, here comes thishuge ruse that I do to pretend I
didn't leave my socks on the floor. And it's as huge to do with
all the intrigue and everything, andthen of course she finds out the end
anyway, and I'm in the doghouse. Jim Belushi is huge routs, huge

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Ruis is a great wrestler days.I want to be the huge Ruse.
That's incredible. Now, I won'tcome up with a huge rus that's I
see, like kind of a bigbellied guy, like one of those,
like one of those like Southern likewrestler guys from the eighties that would like
wear like the singlet or like thethey have the big belly and the long

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blonde hair would in a yeah,and they would do and they really really
didn't even care if they the fakepunches even remotely looked like they landed.
It was just kind of like bam, and you know they you know,
put the boots on the ground andyeah. Usually and if they had a
mustache, all the better. Yeah. I mean a giant man, an

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unpleasantly giant man in a singlet witha mustache, Are you kidding me,
Matt, Yeah, in a southernSouthern accent and a mullet, that just
yeah, that's gonna be one ofthe greatest images of all And the blueshi
In, according to Jim, wouldlap that up. That would be the
wrestling he'd be watching when his wifecomes in and goes, have you done

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anything today? And he goes,yes, I've done lots of things,
and then he looks at the audienceand goes, because you know, I
haven't done anything at all. Commercialcommercial comes back with some light institutional music
that fades over Jim Blue. Shestill eating Cheetos on the stomach. All

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right, Matt, I can't helpbut notice that you are wearing a very
special T shirt tonight that's in thebox here. This is because I'm rather
hefty in the memesphere. And soMatt has decided to watch the After Movie
Sorry to wear the Aftermovie Diner Tshirt while appearing on an episode of The
Aftermovie Diner. I'm all for it. I think that's fantastic. But Matt,

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who is angry as hell right now, I think Jeremy Piven PCU right,
He's like, don't wear the shirtof the band when you go to
see their concert, you know,don't be that guy. Right, he
was telling John Favreau, don't bethat guy. So I'm being that guy
tonight. But I figured, youknow, you know, get the word
out, go go to the threadlessget great after movie diner merch like this
this, I'm a fan of theshirt. That's a I will be frank,

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I probably should have sized up onit because I'm I'm I'm getting into
that wrestler mode size wise, andso it's it's a little bit snugger on
me that I would like it tobeat it into a singlet. I would
be fine if that's something you justto do. But yes, I'm all
for it. And as for asfor Piven and Piven's pet, Piven's pet

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paves, what is do you knowwhat I've been wondering that, what is
Jeremy Pivens thinking right now? Well, apparently Jeremy Piven is disliking wearing bandy
shirts. And again see I disagree, I disagree. I'm I'm the guy
who proud first of all, PIVN. You're nobody to be handing down advice.

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PIVN. Get begne with your PIVNlike ways you you dwarf gentlemen who
only dwarf bolding. And and itwasn't he like sexually abusive or something to
someone? I think he was ayeah allegedly yeah, yeah, But anyway,

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this guy who only has a careerbecause of John Cusack. Flat out
only has a career because of JohnCusack is telling me what T shirt to
wear, pivn out, I haveno time for your piv. I don't
mind the film PCU, but I'vegot no time for your pivot and your
wrong opinions. I wear band Tshirts to the band I'm going to see

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because I'm in celebratory mode for thatband. I don't want to stand over
in a corner piving, not wearinga band T shirt and bloody miserable.
I don't want to do that.I don't want to be one of the
cool man over by the bar,going well, you know, I paid
one hundred and fifty dollars to beat this gig. But you know I'm
nonchalant about the music. No given, I'm going to be right up front

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wearing the T shirt, wearing thebaseball cap and singing along to the fucking
songs. Anyway, I think you'vegot I mean again, for people our
age, who like a lot ofthe people that we like to see in
concert are dying off. You knowyou could get to see somebody before they
pass. You know, I wishI had worn a Bowie shirt when I

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saw David Bowie, you know,because because I mean I did get to
see him at least. But youknow, it's like, you know,
you're at that you know, we'reat a point now where it's like,
yeah, you know you you wantto celebrate them as much as you can
get. You're the fact that you'relucky have to get. Boe would have
seen you in the crowd and hewould have gone, everybody, stop the
music. I like it very much, matt that you are wearing a Bowie

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T shirt and a Bowie concert.All right, more music. That's what
he would have done. I thinkhe would have been very into that.
I think a wee wearing a BowieT shirt and watching David Bowie, I
think he would be all over that. Mat And you know, at the

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very least I would have been ableto say, like, Okay, I
you know I did it. Itwas yeah, a ziggy star dust and
lived to see the story. Nowhat, I live to tell the tale.
That's where I lived to see thestory. I don't know what I'm
saying. I have had a mentalcollapse, Matthew. Already. We are
only thirteen minutes in and my brainis already pudding. And we haven't even

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started talking about the Blueshi movie ofthe Evening mat it's the equally sleezy or
lack of sleezy, who knows,because I haven't seen it in probably twenty
years. Nineties. Well, itwas its advertisers an erotic thriller. But
it's not how you have to pronounceit erotic, it's it's it's advertised as

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that, with Linda Hamilton and JamesBelushi, the couple you've been aching to
see on screen since. If youthought Jim Belushi and Lorraine Bracco lit up
the screen in tricks as a friend, you'd get your man beady eyes around

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this love nest. It's Linda Hamilton, what the bird from Terminator? Yes,
the bird from Terminator? And JamesBlueshi what pre According to Jim Jim
Belue, she that's right, yes. In Separate Lives. Now, Matt,
I can't help but think that theymissed a trick here and didn't have

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Phil Collins write the theme song.The Separate Lives sounds like a Phil Collins
song, doesn't it. Yeah,and we've all been living separate lives,
you know, like it's you're canimagine one of his more ballady like pop

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late pop ballad, late era PhilCollins, you know, and you know,
kind of either that or like Circleof Life era Elton John. But
that that's what we're thinking of whenI think of Separate Lives. And I'm
assuming that we're not gonna press playon the movie Phil. If that happens,
Matt. If that happens, Matt, I'm my brain might explode.

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I feel like Phil Conns at thattime was too big for for for this
movie. He was you know,they they wouldn't have been able to afford
him on the budget, Yeah,because he did. He did into deep
for moment for Neil Jordan's Mona Lisa. That's obviously in the early eighties,
you know, well love You andBob Hoskins was there. All. Hoskins

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was into deep with cool girls inLondon checking out though Mona Lisa great movie,
unlike Separate Lives, which is howI assume it would have been sung
We've all been living bo Separate Live. There are some lines, but like

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you know, like like you know, You're riding the tube as I'm coming
home from work and two ships passingin the night, you know, we're
all too busy living it's separate lives. I'm assuming that's not what that's about.
Now. Gary Hill is saying,make the guy that did the First
Blood song do the separate Lives theme, and for that as well. I

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mean, we could go for thatguy. We could go eighties, a
hard man power ballot. We couldget John Parr, John Park, John
par Up in this ship. Yeah, him just being what was it?
Was it Tepper? John Tepper wasthe one who did the Rocky fourth theme?
Yes, I think so, somesome something Tepper. It was a

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tapper of some sorry who did that? That one's a great one, yes,
but no, this would be thiswould be yeah, Sonama's fire era
John Park in motion, going tolive your separate love wheels. We're gonna
be living separate lives underneath these fireand scats, where the eagles fly is

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over above our separate labs. That'show it'll go, Matt. I think
that's what we're talking about. There'slots of imagery of burning skies and eagles
and which you know is basically what'shappening in California every summer. And my
writer am I right there? Wego bringing it back with some topical humor,
because the Internet eats up topical humor, like there's no Tomorrow map.

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And we are nothing as the Weare nothing as the middle aged men discussing
Knight's Era three. According to JimJim Belushi movies, we are nothing if
on the cutting edge. This isthis is the most current stuff. Just

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tru the man in motion. Soyeah, we're talking about John Parr Almost
Fire. We're newest music that's possible, like newest movies. Yeah, I
mean, didn't cinemas Fire just comeout? Man? I mean that's exactly
right in my brain. It comesout every year, and for one glorious
Friday, I feel alive, andthen I go back to realizing that nothing
as good as an Almost Fire willever come out again. Who doesn't.

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We'll never have that that Rob Lowagain. I'll never have that Rob Low.
We've got a new Robb Loow whodoes sketches commercials in Atkins diet commercials.
We will never have sat Almost FireRobblow again. Almost Fireblow is cut
from a different clock back. Imean he really he thought that the height
of sexual ardor was flapping his greasymullet hair, sweat and all like some

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kind of damp puppy all over theface of some adoring woman. He thought,
Matt, he thought that was theheight of sexual ardor and and you
know, in that time, hewas correct, because the woman in question
was just like, give me moreof your man juices, Robert, mister

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Roberto Low And I was like akid watching MTV in the early eighties and
saw you know, hungry like thewolf, and was like, I want
to look like John Taylor. Yeah, make me look like John Taylor.
And you know, didn't quite pullit off, but that's a great you
get what he was going for.That's a great song. Though we could
maybe we could get the band thatdoes wan Wana in son Almo's Fire when

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and then and then the next time. It's just just around midnight, because
every song in the eighties that didn'tquite know what was going on in it
had to be taking place around midnight. Well, yeah, midnight, just
around midnight. Yeah, I guessit. Rhyme eights rhymes with so many

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different things that like, yeah andit and it just sounds so ominous,
you know, I guess you know, yeah, midnight just sounds right,
yeah, midnight. It's like inthe eighties, we hadn't progressed much further
than songs in the fifties that wereabout you know, fifteen year old girls
sung by sweaty forty two year oldmen enormous quiffs. Well, it's only

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fifteen, It's like yeah, becausethen we had Benny Mardonis who was like
sixteen years old. You know,I'll take you up, We'll take you
into then that and hopefully your dadwon't catch me because you're just sixteen years
old. Like coming next week totwitch, John and Matt sing the balance

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of the seventies and eighties as theyfeel like it. Anyway, it's been
twenty minutes. We should start thefilm, Matt. We're going to do
something a little different. We're goingto comment over the film, you know,
at points. But what we'll probablydo is, once we've got a
good chunk of the plot underway,we're going to pause it, talk about

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that, and then go back tothe movie. Because that way I can
edit it into a podcast a bitbetter, and also that way people actually
get to watch the movie with usrather than just watching us talk over the
movie. So, Matt, we'regoing to try that template tonight, the
Blushi template, which is also whatwe're going to be using to watch Blushie

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tonight. There we go, Matt, the blushy template. We are in
what I have called on stream yard, the blushy template. That's me up
here, Matt down there and blushover there. Matt. How do you
feel being in the blushi template?It feels beauty, It feels apt,
you know, it feels like itmakes it all feel right that what we're
doing here. Yes, indeed,so here we go, separate lives,

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and then we'll be you know,we can make the odd joke, but
in about fifteen twenty minutes we'll comeback to do more commentary Joe Bob briggstyle.
We'll be back to do some morecommentary in about twenty minutes. All
right, here we go, Separatelives. Man, all been living.
She's sixteen years old? Can youhear the film? All right? Can?

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Yeah? I can hear Lion skateand everything. Good, good good.
I'm just checking because you know,we're streaming live and I want people
to be able to we meanly turnit up a little bit. Maybe I
know the volume on't it? Oh? Yeah, yeah, look at this
is this the I think this thevidmark isn't it the Vidmark, Yeah,

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Trymark, It's beautiful the front ofmany nineties. Listen to this music.
Man has any music ever said eroticis better? Now? I've never seen

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another Linda Hamilton movie that isn't aterminator, So this is going to be
interesting for me. Separate and we'veall been living separate. Luge how much

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Vira is in this movie. MilesSmiles and Elizabeth Moss of Handmade tail fames
as Madmen scientology fan. I guessas well. I went to school with
Josh Taylor. Nice. Do youthink he produced this film like that when

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he was twelve? Look at thehigh wasted pants, the high wasted pleated
pants on everybody. Yeah, that'show people dressed in the nineties, like
real man, Matthew, like realman. They were very windproof. If
you're walking along the coast, youcould, you know, the pleats,

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the hair not so much. We'vegot to be a plot him, I'm
sure. I know. Let's nottalk about it's just too I mean,

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is this perfectly or what you gotyour sand? You got your ocean?
But we don't really have to goback to that. I Betty still votes

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Republican. That's gonna say was itwas she shot or was that a soccer
in your injury? Like abth somebody? That's what you do for living in
Republican American people can go around shootingeach other on me, but it makes

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the water look nice. He doesmm hm m hmm. Well, so
back in the nineties, cause we'restill back with Tom Pack with are here.
It's I don't think to hear you. I'm a student in doctor Porter

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psych class. You don't uh looklike a student. I'm slow learning.
Well, Lucy one, I liketo concern in your voice. Thank you

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scars? Oh you mean the onesyou can see? Yes? Why do
you cut yourself? Hm? Ilike the pain. The pain makes you
feel alive. It makes me wet. Ted Ramy, it's not Ted Ramy.

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Yeah. Yeah, Well you probablyonly screwed one guy in your life,
right, one guy to have andto hold. I guess how many
I fucked? Maybe I can feelthat's a fucking stadium sixty thousand. Think

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about that? Are men your enemy? Okay? For link you enjoy performing?
Yeah? Nineteen thrillers always thought thiswas incredibly like edgy. I mean,
we never know who our audience is, right, Like, it's always

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a fucked up like young twenty somethingwho's into Saxon. Help. Oh oh,
here we go, pellucious to therescue. Nobody come any closer.
Please stay back, mister Bewick,you love it. Stay yeah, please,

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mister Bewick. The crewdeck shirt isstrangling him by the way, this
would never be allowed. And theHamilton getting weirdly aroused by being cut by
a ninety skanky lady. You shouldbe all those years, all that pain,

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almost the rom Frazier spike retainer,so you wouldn't suck your thumb.
Father will bathed you every night,and the drunken boyfriends would beat you up
just because they could, because aftera while it must be difficult to tell
the pain. This is the dramaticninety psycho babble. It was like,
oh my goodness, what a whata therapist. I'm like, wait a

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minute. She let her person underhook control go insane, throw chairs through
windows and cut her neck open.But just because she says a little psychobabble
and was like, oh, she'sa brilliant therapist. No she's not,
she's awful. She let it gettoo far man, too fright. This
is a lot of cutting in bloodthere. Just could we get a nurse

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in here, please, Blue,She's like Ukraine as a nurse on weekends.
I could do a really great butterflystitch. Hello, Lauren, it's
me Ruth. Yes, have youseen this morning's paper? No? Not

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Yeah, I stopped reading the paperyears ago. I don't know. Jane
Wise was shot dead at a fundraiserin Malibu. My god, who did
it? I don't know. Isn'tit bizarre? We just spoke the other

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day. She was working on something. It's right, it's right to talk.
I went to that last thing.Think this was Peach thirteen was eye
shocked. Yeah, you can't makeany rotic thriller as Peg thirteen. No,
Stallone would try though to get areach a water audience, yes,

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and a wetter audience. Doctor Porter'sclass. Did you know you're wearing a
sports coat? Someday you should takeit to the cleaners? Thanks? So

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huh? Sorry, she pretty sure. The ambient noise of them moving around
this this house, the creaking wood, the leather suitcase. And also,
why does every daughter have to belike, you know, incredibly intelligent,

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more put together than their own father? You know what I mean? Excuse
me? Sorry, like all thedaughters are like special children, you know
what I mean, They're all likemagic children. Darlene's is a classic case
of bipolar disorder. When she's depressed, she tries to hurt herself, and
in the manic face, her sexualcompulsivity and violent impulses come out. Obviously,

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you will try to stop your patientsbefore they get as far as Darlene
did. I mean, how farare you supposed to go? I can't
stand the sight of blood, especiallymine. Hell, a lot of guts
I know a lot of coppers wouldn'ttackle a situation like that, Thank you,
mister Beckwick. Look, if alot of gut you mean to understand,

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Yes, everything we do, everythingwe say, no matter how strange
or violent, is an attempt bythe self to express itself in its own
Madam. I hope you're taking notes. Sometimes they are an arcane cluster of
clues from which we Jen just toldme that the stream was cut off at

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YouTube like detectives. Oh it was, Yeah, it's it's going on Twitch.
We're going well on Twitch. Buthere to judge, mister Randall.
But yeah, well whatever, aslong as someone can watch it somewhere,
you should try to get to heal. Oh, it's on Facebook as well.
I can ask for check Facebookye,let me finish the skinny Facebook.

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It's okay, I'm recording and Ican always put it back up on YouTube.
Okay, perfect. We're only downto two people watching there anyway,
we were up to seven, butI'm sure they changed. It was like,
we're separate lives. Why aren't theytalking about separate lives yet? Because
this movie has a small but veryfocused fan. Bose, thank you for

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the A. No need to thankHe'd like to give her an A.
If you know what I mean.It's true. I'm gonna have a Twix.
Yeah, I like that. TwigsTwigs twigs awkward for me. I

(35:43):
know that before you came here,you used to be a police officer checking
out her gag. I was adetective homicide you were. I have a
pub it's called a homicide, andI need someone to do some surveillance work
for me. Have somebody followed.I could recommend some very good pis if

(36:07):
you'd like. No, no,no, I can't be some German shepherds
that might feel to help you.Frankly, I don't know who else to
ask wom who do you want tofollow twist? Oh, twist twist?

(36:35):
Why did you follow record my movementsfor a few days with a video camera?
Maybe not during the day in myclass time? Are you married?
No? Yeah, no, nodivorced. Are you having trouble with your
ex? Not in the least marriedman, he's he's an android actual over

(37:01):
no student, anybody, nothing like, doctor Porter. If you don't give
me some information missed up back withI have been having these episodes blackouts.

(37:27):
I will be getting ready for bedto say upstairs, and suddenly it's the
next morning and I'm different clothes.A few weeks ago, I woke up
and there was tried blood all overmy hands, Doctor Porter, This sounds
a little crazy. I'm a shrink. Do you see the iron ages in

(37:57):
my class? You know we don'tuse words like crazy. Lookies off kilter
us. Keep tracking me, justfor a few minus, keep tracking you.
Mmmm. Put your track with me, I mean track me, I
mean please just follow me around witha video camera. Add a saxophone?

(38:23):
Could you cut that out with thesex, I'm trying to get some filmy
here. Come on. This istwo for two with traces of red for
the saxophone. Yeah, it's youknow you apparently you just can't do you
can't do erotic thriller without sax Ah. She's getting a rye. Oh,

(38:45):
she's getting in a cab and youfill me everywhere I go. Yeah,
five five, five, six sixtwo three, scurry. There's nothing I
like more than watching Blue run becauseK nine Hinges on the Blue she run.

(39:07):
The whole plot of K nine Hingeson the Blue She run. Yeah,
I don't think he ran it alltraces of red, did he?
No, he should have run alot more. We would have got shot
at the end like a pillar.He was stealing his partner's car the whole
time. Study. This sounds likea small change era Tom Waite's song right

(39:34):
all the separate line then Hamilton JimBlue, Separate Lambs. They were down.
It's on a jar Bush movie,the Hobos and the drunkards. A
chimpanzee priest was waving a gun roundSeparate lab she said, separate. Any

(40:02):
movie could have used a chimpanzee priest. Uh m hm. One night down
on Hollywood. In there the junkiesand the bushes and they're gonna hang out

(40:27):
and the ladies change in the backsof taxi cabs on the way to the
all night escotet and there I amunderneath a great proof moment changing in the
back of the cab is very DavidCidar or Daniel Yeah, David Sidar is
like yeah, just and then thislooks uh, this looks like a Frank

(40:51):
Lloyd Wright building with all the tiles. Yes, that's all. That's the
only architect I know. Matt,Please don't think that I'm anyway. No,
I know he's a big Chicago guy. Oh there's Jim Jarmu, which
we're just talking about Tom waits Belu. She's glad he wore his dancing pants,

(41:15):
extra pleats, extra moves. Thisthis movie has it all. It
has every nineties cliche, imaginable ofwhat what Hollywood thought, you know,
dangerous edgy raves were and what they'reso not right. Oh, there's people

(41:37):
dressed as robots doing wildly and offensivedancing. There's Rick Astley's cameo. Yeah,
we need a Rick athletic cameo.Oh she's a cage dancer. That's
the edge of eroticism right there,the cutting edge of eroticism. She do

(42:02):
the crab walk, so I coulddo that crab walk. What's weird?
It's halfway through the dun she justlays an egg. It cracks open and
a little like deformed. The erasahead baby comes frolling out and dies coffee.
Nobody else notices it at all.Just everybody else there's like us a

(42:28):
normal Tuesday. She looks around.Everyone else is just and he's like,
did anyone else see the eraserhead babycome out of the egg and she was
just shiitting out on screen? Ninetycan't medical? I love how bad it

(42:53):
is in the nineties war crucifixes likethe Empires and a Joss Whedon show.
Yeah, crucifix is an eyelighter.They leather waistcoat then dress? Is this
a club? He's got to emphasizethat across two oil trousers on how edgy?

(43:21):
Yeah? Yeah, what's next?He's going to destroy a classier keep
over the breeze book. I justlove that Linda Hamilton is not in her
late thirties doing these dances with abunch of kids. Look at people loose?

(43:45):
Was that a double on tundre?Wait? Is he English? He
might be even more edgier, evenmore edgier. Leather waistcoat crucifix because he's
you know, he goes to churchon ser uh, he's the biker's son.

(44:09):
Oh okay, we're going to commercials. Yeah, Michigan battling Nebraska.
Anyway, I'm going to turn thatoff for a minute. Profar Matt.
This has every nineties cliche. It'sback on again, back on again as
every nineties cliche, and it's truly, truly Yes, yeah, it's it's

(44:35):
a little bit like like Traces ofRed, feels like a more adult kind
of thing. Don't tell me Ifucked you and I don't remember. Lauren,
it is Lauren right again. Waita minute, I need to talk
to you. That's later. MaybeI can squeeze you because every woman in
the nineties nightclub finds mister Bay's chinosand green denim shirt unbelievably a practice,

(45:00):
Right, Lena, you could haveme squire squire coming in my flapful dodger.
Right, could take this guy outwith a fun What's so well is

(45:24):
it when a lady can't powder hernose without some ship for brain's cocksucker sucking
with her. That's right, you'regonna get this guy from These didn't come
from no, they were they're offthe extras from the Wild Boys video shoot.

(45:46):
Come on, you can take thesedownsy shirt, wear those easily.
Oh, it's getting the people.That's where that comedic falling came into play
for him there. Did you seehim pulling himself down the stairs? Yeah?

(46:09):
Oh would have been nice as iflike a whole bunch of cigarettes came
out from Oh, tough habit tobreak? No, that doesn't work.
It should be cigarettes kill. Yes, it shouldn't be cigarettes tough habit to
break because you've just beaten him up. That doesn't make any sense. It

(46:32):
might make sense if you were beatingup a monk. Maybe maybe it would
be a hard, you know,hard habit to break. Maybe that would
make sense. Beating up Blushi andsaying cigarettes hard habit to break? No,
No, weirdly creepy, leather waistcoatedBritish blackhead. I've justs weedon character.

(47:00):
Look at Blushi. Belushi was putthrough the ring. What happened to
you? What the fuck didn't happen? Oh my god? Did I beat
you up? Yeah? You betyou went out? Are you saying you
don't remember any of it? No? I don't. Wow? What what

(47:22):
did I do? Did I seeyou, Yeah, you saw me.
Lina come up with a name likeLena. I called myself just way over
my head. You can take itfrom here. I need to talk to
somebody who know You're the only Belushiwho can help me. I need a

(47:45):
schlovey mat against beaten up by threemen in clouds, that's what I named.
A week ago, a woman wasmurdered, a woman that I know
used to know. I want togene. I want to find out if
the moonlighting is a sniper as well. She was shot with something called the

(48:06):
seats. She was wearing these tidywhities. We found that in my office
drawer at home. It's not wine. It's the same, isn't it,
And it's been fired. That doesn'tprove anything. I also found this and

(48:28):
I heard a confessions saying I killedthe woman the day of the murder.
I don't remember where I was.That doesn't mean that you could it be
In case you're wonder if she's gothigh heels. In your coursework, have

(48:49):
you ever read about multiple personality disorder? Little last semester D It's a disorder
that all must always arises out ofchildhood. Childhood In movie Scripts twenty years
ago. This movie script has goteverything that my mother shot my stepfather and

(49:14):
then killed herself. I was theremostly childhood trauma, an alter It's called
looks like mine killed somebody, lookslike you killed somebody. Back in a

(49:37):
minute, but I'm still keeping itrolling. Okay, Look, I want
to check in the gun, right, Wow, man, I want to
check in your prints. I'll getyou a cup of coffee. That's right,

(50:00):
Grip that really good? Yeah,get some prints on there. I
wanted to talk to somebody who knowsmore about the next brute. I have
a friend, Ruth Golden. I'lltalk to her. Meanwhile, Huh,
what do you see? Oh?Flashbacks? Yeah, Ruth, did you

(50:32):
see your mother? I saw buttcheeks. It's just so I saw butt
cheeks. If you're diagnosis is correct, maybe you should consider putting yourself in
a facility where you can get somereal help. No, wait, I

(50:57):
shall be middle aged man is goingto follow you around with the idea it's
gonna solve any day. Let's gowith the blushy idea for just a few
more days, shall we? Likeit's gonna work. I feel like we're
getting somewhere with this. Oh I'mstill waiting, did missus Mary? How

(51:19):
many nights are gonna sit there waitingfor school tomorrow? So do you?
So? Am? I I'm gonnago make myself a cup of coffee.
Honey. How many times I gottatell you you are too young for coffee?
I have decaf, Go to sleep. When are you coming home?

(51:39):
Okay, I'll be coming home soon. Along with being someone who can't fight
men in blouses, I'm also thekind of bad father who keeps his daughter
up long past the bedtime. Itfeels so guilty of being out here,
as you can probably see, havingme a little party my father's new son.

(52:01):
It's his first birthday. Would youlike to come in? Oh,
it's your family. I date myex husband is making fun of me and
making if you with your plaid shirtsand Chino's came into my elegant house where
we're having some kind of well todo dinner party, and I'm going to
introduce the chubby, mulleted fancy gigglefast of pollution. The schlubbiness is just

(52:28):
overall and daring. Yeah. Yeah, you couldn't scrub a staple in my
house except for we used to ketchup with it. Beautiful jacket. Look
at that. You know I haveone just exactly like Perry's dad, Dylan
McKay's dad from nineteen one zero.I've been trying to get you to clean
out that closet for two years.Charles things. We're still married, and

(52:49):
I let him play along because I'ma pushover instead of the kind of hard
nineties woman I should be in thisslimy side parting sleeve ball think a long
wal what investigations, soap opera actorand dad from the Hogan's family didn't tell
you? What? Did you havea little tiny copy cup in here?

(53:12):
Jane was about to reopen the caseabout your mother. I thought that was
a suicide. Oh ye, neverbelieved Margaret could have done it. Did
she talk to you about this?She called my office the day before she
I was going to call her back. This dinner party music in the background

(53:32):
is perfect for a hard discussion likethis. The police might want to ask
a few questions. Many of thenineties just have double breasted coats sitting in
their cars when they needed to goto parties. I just think they'll still
reopen the case. Look, Robert, I know how hard no murder that
inquest was out of a comic bookas far as I'm concerned. I mean,

(53:55):
Jane swore to me she had something, she had some new evidence.
Excuse me, I'm Tom Backwick.Oh, I'm sorry. This is my
father, Robert very push to mutualRuth was just crazy. This crazy man
hair looks like I hope compared tothe rest of us. That's my father
right again. She's wearing high heels. In case you're wondering, it's just

(54:29):
creaky floor. Took me twenty fiveyears to get I'm just along for the
ride. I sup, Hi,Darling, your son needs changing. This
that's a token younger wife. Thisguy, this Tom Noonan, range and

(54:55):
crazy looking fu he looks like whatwhat would happen if Tom Noonan played Fraser
Cry? That's what he looks like. Understand she found it very endearing that
he ate salad with his fingers.That's why she had an alarm. But
I'm getting phone calls, threats froma woman. Frankly, it's scaring the

(55:16):
shot. I mean, not formyself. Well, if you made a
report, have a tap on myphone. Maybe he can give me a
call when you have a second youall right, Okay, I just forget
how long those things can be?You're cought? Is that my dog barking

(55:42):
upstairs? I think it is?Hang on, I'll be back right tom.
This wasn't the one that can used. No, I got rid of
that. Friends good, the sixscarbroal nice. I'll do your report.
Knowing downtown Esson great? I appreciatethat. How's it going with Bonnie's great?

(56:06):
She does have a boyfriend, thankgod my father. Yeah, he's
kind of cupe too. I cango for time all the night. Jesus,
how much blames the guys supposed totake? Huh? No, you
gotta face it. Pal Tina waslost before you met her. What are
you gonna do? You're gonna wrapup your willy the rest of your life

(56:28):
just because a woman was crazier thanyou thought. If you're lucky, if
we're lucky, three years? Whatdid I miss? Who's this woman?
She said? Are you just gonnawrap up your willy for three years because
something with his ex wife? Okay? Every woman in this movie once something
happened or mine. He's depriving thelady world. Is imagine that ladies watching

(56:58):
this? There ladies watching this.But if there were ladies watching this,
imagine this. Ladies who aren't watchingthis, but imagine Belushi being off the
market for three years. Can youimagine the anguish that women around the world
would feel. My wife Jenners iswatching. She could let us know what
she thinks of the illucinator being offthe market, off the market for three

(57:22):
years. I think I think fiftypercent of women kind would kill themselves.
I think I'm mister I'm never athome. He's literally taking this case for
like two days and they're making outlike his entire life, he's been leaving

(57:43):
this kid at home. This hasbeen like two days. And then the
music's all, why did you abandonme? Father? And he's like,
I'm getting some money, Like I'mdoing a job. I'm grateful, little
tird. Why don't you love mebecause you're awful, because you're always makes
me feel bad. I've done twonight's work and all of a sudden,

(58:05):
I'm the bad father. You knowwhat I'm saying that, Yes, we've
got this like David Lynch blue velvetmusic playing there and peaks playing in the
background. Doom doom, doom,doom, doom, doom, doom.
Let's go that. Give a chance. You're not going to talk to me

(58:25):
about somebody else. I'm a childwho knows much more than a child of
my age would normally know. Iam what I must beyond my years.
I am a nineties I'm a schloveydad making dinner for my wife. Look

(58:51):
for Nat Look for other examples ofa child well beyond their years in any
film that Natalie Portman is in.Are any of the actors in American Beauty,
which isn't at all a weird orcreepy or off putting film at this
point in existence. He got mustaredon his text book. Have trouble reselling

(59:21):
that back to the bookstore. Thesemester's over. Now, oh, we've
got another. How far are wein? How far are we in?
We're in about thirty minutes. Let'spause it, rask, all right,
let's give it. Are all right? All right, we're pausing it,
and we're going back to the twoshots. All right, So let's recap
where are we right now? Withseparate lives. We've got the cliched shrink

(59:46):
who has childhood trauma. We havea multi personality disorder, which, along
with quicksand, is something that doesn'treally exist in the quantities in the these
that have existed in the eighties andnineties. Yes, because everyone had multiple,
multiple personality disorders. We've got thenineties nightclub with people dressed like the

(01:00:09):
Matrix, people dressed like Charles Band, Robot movies, people dressed like people
dressed like punks in the nineteen eightiesfor no good reason. Oh, we've
got the the cliched patient at thebeginning, who has the you know that
not just the trifector, but likethe just all of the cliches that she's

(01:00:31):
got, the slutty clothing. She'sa self harmer. She talks about sex
very frankly, Matt, very frankly. She uses all of the sex words
very frankly. I've been fucked before, Matt, you know by how many
men? You know? Don't sayshe's violent, So that's all good.

(01:00:55):
We've got We've got Blushi. Ithink the only scene that I don't understand
Belushi accepting is the scene where abunch of blouse wearing Londoners kick the shit
out of him. Why do youthink he allowed that to happen, Matt?
He wanted to show how well hecould do the stage fall down the
stairs. That was his Belushi wasall about showing his range in the nineties,

(01:01:17):
right, And when he read thescript, he was like, I
get to show you know, hey, my brother might have been one of
the best most you know, thebest comedic actors of all time. I'm
no schludge myself. Watch me falldownstairs here, watch me pull myself down
the stairs on some padding. I'mbelieving Belushi did it for real. Matt,

(01:01:40):
I'm believing he did it for real. So we've got the split personality
shrink who right now has done nothingworse than hang out at a slightly naff
cliched nightclub because all people listen toMatt was industrial trance in uh in the

(01:02:00):
nineties. There was no other musics. It was just the whole time.
That's that was it. She doesnothing wrong. He doesn't really do anything
wrong. A bunch of flouncy Londonerskicked the shit out of him. His

(01:02:21):
daughter within minutes Matt of him notbeing home like this is what the third
day, second day, third day, something like that, and his daughter
is just like, oh dad,I'm all alone outside on a swing.
I mean, we talked about earlier, Matt, like kids having it easier,

(01:02:42):
like I'm now the old map beinglike, shut up, Moss,
He've got it easy. Yeah,welly she knew what she was going to
be dealing with, but done withan Don drapery right, you know in
the future, I almost like blankyou you were talking earlier about like kind
of just like forgetting something. Ialmost blanked on Don Draper from mad Men
by just my brain was just likeI don't know that name. But anyway,

(01:03:04):
Yeah, so that's because we're middleaged men exactly watching Jim Belushi And
is it still working? Do weknow if it's working or not? So
I think it's not working on YouTube, but it is on Twitch and Facebook.
All right, I'm just checking outon Facebook right now. Yeah,
it seems like yeah, and Jendid ask. She was like, oh,
she she doesn't. She doesn't,she's not a Facebook user, but

(01:03:25):
she was watching on Facebook. Itwas she she asked about the Elizabeth Moth
and yeah, we were confirming thatthat is Elizabeth Moth, a young Elizabeth
Moss who ends up being probably themost successful out of everybody in this film.
Yeah, it's not on YouTube,so I don't know what's happening there.
Something about like I guess that theUS playing in the movie somehow they
figured out us we were playing amovie. I guess. I don't know.

(01:03:45):
Yeah, I don't know, becausethey were okay with traces of red,
but apparently this one it was thetrimark logo. It's set something off
inside of YouTube and told it we'rewatching him. Wait a minute, someone's
watching one of those time mark extraand we can't let that stand, Matt.
Not not over here at YouTube?Why anybody cares? I have no

(01:04:09):
idea, But okay, fine,we're not We're not broadcasting YouTube. But
once it's all done, I willupload the recording there and just be like,
haha, YouTube, you can't stopthe signal. Another just we reference,
all right, So we don't knowwhat's going on? What what do
we reckon? I thought earlier,Matt, that she might be let's do

(01:04:30):
the theories. Now I think sheis setting There's two there's two things.
I either have another trace of thered situation where Belucy is rarely the merger,
which like a sense, but Iwouldn't put it past this movie either
because maybe he or uh Hamilton issetting up a crazy defense. Yeah,

(01:05:00):
and Belue she is her unwitting alibi. Yeah, so it could be that,
and it could be that Ruth orsomebody like Ruth is the killers,
and they were using Ruth is thepsychiatrist, the older the elderly lady or
the elder lady that is, theHamilton psychiatrist could be a Ruth or somebody
like that is the killer having psychiatrists. That was then could it be for

(01:05:29):
a psychiatrist to have another psychiatrist?Right? It was like, yeah,
Lorraine Brocco, which he would havePeter Bogdanovich as her as her psychiatrist in
in Sopranos. That would have beeninteresting if Ruth had been played by Peter
Bogdanovitch dressed like Ruth though, andPeter Bogdanovich in Drag It's okay people,
it's the nineties, as Ruth thepsychiatrist. We didn't give her a last

(01:05:56):
name because we didn't care. Weit's mad live this movie from a bunch
of nineties cliches. I think it'sif if we were watching this today,
if this was me today, we'dsay that AI created it, that somebody
just pumped all this stuff into analgorithm and it came out. And you
know, that's why I don't thinkAI will ever take off, because you
can just make these movies for alot much more, much more easily than

(01:06:19):
you can use AI. You know, this movie is probably shot in ten
days. And you know right,because that's the other thing is normally in
a film, especially if they're filmingin like an old house, they'll they'll
re dub in the voices and thefoley later on, rather than leaving in

(01:06:43):
all creaky flows and the clump clumpclump, so it sounds like she's wearing
Wellington boot high heels. And yetthis movie was just like it's Blushi,
it's Hamilton, it's psychiatrists, it'ssexual nine tease. Just leave, and
the creaky floors and the thumb thumbelephant shoes, I mean, the Wellington

(01:07:08):
boot. See, that would havebeen a much better like fetish kind of
kink if the woman in the firstscene had a Wellington boots thing. And
like, you know, like doyou know how many men with Wellington boots
I've had sex with? You know, Dodger Stadium. You know, it's
like old Dodger comes by with Wellingtonboots on it. I can't control myself.

(01:07:29):
The only way believe she can comeoff to three years is to fuck
a Wellington boot, but she comesout to the car. No, no,
it's her Trauma right from like yearslater, when the sequel comes out,
Sparate Mosses Trauma Lin the Hamilton comesout, She's like, I can't

(01:07:56):
believe I hired you to do this, you know, but now I see
why you took the job. You'restill following me. Twenty five years later.
Belushi's back, Hamilton's back. It'sfrom David Gordon Green, the man
who resurrected Halloween and resurrected the Exorcistfranchise, much to the hatred and chagrin
of me, because fuck David GordonGreen. But now he's here to come

(01:08:18):
up and fuck up something else.I like nineties Jim Belushi. He's bringing
Belushie back, He's bringing Hamilton back, He's bringing Moss back. It's Separate
lives too. Mosses Trauma, andthen David Gordon Green comes out and goes,
yeah, well, we just thoughtthat there was so much story to

(01:08:38):
tell that we've actually made it threeparts. So the first part is going
to be the film you kind ofwanted to see but not very good.
The second film's going to be alittle more of the movie you wanted to
see from the first film, butagain not as good in other beds.
And then the third movie is goingto be nothing at all that you want
to see and nothing at all thatyou like, and it's gonna send Internet

(01:09:01):
discourse back another ten years. ShepherdLives Too Now a three part movie extravaganza
by David Gordon Green. In partthree, he just replaces Blushi out of
nowhere with a Kevin with Kevin James. No, no, he replaces he

(01:09:24):
replaces Belushi with James Spader, andit gets really fucking weird. Can you
imagine James Spader playing any part thatJim Belushi has played, like what he
would want to do with that character? Like, you know, I I
think you know what is the charactername with Locker with Locker in what in
this film? Oh Breckon Rage orsomething record, yeah, back back with

(01:09:49):
It's like it's like, I thinkBeckwith likes to go to the park and
play old men in chess on weekends. And that's a big piece of what
he does. You know. It'slike he doesn't just Spainer sat there all
puffed up, yeah, like justbeing like pieces around it. Why is

(01:10:13):
this a twenty minute sequence in themiddle of Separate Lives two Part three.
Well, anyway we can but dreamthat David Gordon Green, after royally jizzing
all over The Exorcist and ruining foreverybody, Gordon Green, He's going to
come after the Separate Lives non existentfranchise unless he resurrects the CA nine franchise.

(01:10:40):
David Green makes three more K ninemovies and in the third movie.
In the third movie, yeah,in the third movie, he's replaced the
dog with an angry chimpanzee. Ohyeah, what would you have to pay
Belushi to act opposite a chimpanzee?Wonder? Probably not very much money.

(01:11:01):
Probably just give him free advertising forhis marijuana. Yeah. And it's just
like Belushi's stipulation to be in anythingis that he gets to sing and dance
over the end credits with dan Akroid. That's it. And they're like,
but wait, dan Acroid's not inthis. No, no, he's not

(01:11:23):
in the whole film. But atthe very end me and him have to
sing a blues song. Why well, because it's all part of the integrated
marketing scheme that we're working on forour blues brother's weed. Because if we
haven't milked dan Akroid's franchises enough andmade dan Akroyd enough fucking money. Here

(01:11:44):
we come with some Blues Brothers weed, as advertised by the Lesser Blushi on
his show on the Discovery Channel,Growing Blushi, where every opportunity has to
crow bar in dan Akroid. Andit's weird because dan Acrod keeps coming on
the episodes and talking about like whata a midwestern man? Blue? She

(01:12:11):
like, he's a man that takesno guff And I'm like, I don't.
I mean, okay, but whyare you right? Well, you
know, Belue, she's an oldschool Midwestern man Albanian man, and you're
like, okay, but like whydo you care? Why aren't you just
sitting somewhere on piles of cash withyour hot inexplicably hot wife Dona Dixon going,

(01:12:40):
thank goodness, I put vodka ina skull. We can finally retire
up bullsh Anyway, the Danakroid thing, yeah, that's that might you know
that might be where we have togo next is dan Akroyd. Oh God,
the Dannachroid movies like Dragnet. Andit's funny because you almost every dan

(01:13:00):
Ackroyd movie you watch there's somebody who'scarrying him in that movie, Candy.
It's weird because he was the bestone on SAT Day, Like during sat
Day Night Live, he was.He's far my favorite because he does voices
and characters and wigs and like hegets into the parts. But then when
they put him in the films,they kind of either he's like the very

(01:13:24):
straight laced one who speaks very quickly, or he's the like lovable rube,
or he's you know, or he'sthe straight man. And you kind of
right to look at John Candy.Yeah, I just I mean, and
I look, I love John Candy, But I mean, I you know
why why we didn't get a seriesof But it's a bit, to be
honest, it's a bit like JasonSteakis. Jason Steakis on SNL was by

(01:13:48):
far like one of the best interms of like wigs and makeup and voices
and stuff like that. And I'mnot saying that Ted Lasso isn't good or
whatever. I enjoyed it and itwas a good series. I thought the
first series was great. I thoughtthe second and third series not so much.
But the but He's not done aseries of like character driven comedy films.

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Dana Carvey is another one, likewhen he tried to do like Master
Disguise. It's not a good idea, it's a TV show, or he
tried he tried a variety show.Apparently was a documentary about the variety show
that he tried, because it hadso much talent involved with it, like
so many people that you recognize aslike famous comedians. Nay, they were
all writerk, a whole bunch ofpeople on there, and yeah, it's

(01:14:32):
on Hulu that that's right. Yeah, he tried to do like a sketch
show, and the very first sketchthey filmed was him dressed as Bill Clinton
milking with several cats stuckling at likemultiple teats, like Bill Clinton had like
eight cat nipples, and he hadlike kittens that were and that was the

(01:14:56):
first sketch of the whole Dana Carveysketch show. And I think everyone at
NBC just looked at each other.No, no, we can't have,
we can't have. We can't havea Bill Clinton feeding cats from his many
man team, although I don't knowwhy not, because that's that's glorious.

(01:15:17):
Anyway, back to Separate Lives.We've got another hour to get through this
film, So let's jump back in. But I'm enjoying it, Matt,
and I'm looking forward to seeing whatthe Blushi method, because that's all she's
got going for it. Everyone's like, you should get help or check yourself
into a sanitarium or tell someone aboutit. What no, no, no,
no no. What you don't understandis I've got a tweed shirted,

(01:15:42):
beige chinode wearing blush and he's goingto just knock about my existence for a
while and probably either solve the caseor get killed in the process. So
anyway, we're back in the BlueShy layout. We're in the Blue Shy
layout. How I start deparate lives? Anymore? To say Matt before we

(01:16:04):
got back to the movie, No, I'm not ready to go. Let's
yeah, yeah. I always loveBlue Shy Detective in the precinct. This
is this is kind of my favoriteBlue Shee. I'll look at this guy
as well. No, no,no, nineties commination. Look at this
guy with the mustache and the redface. He's incredible. I know I

(01:16:27):
want Blue She partnered with the otherguy, not sep Joy. They tail.
He's wearing blue Shehi's tied from tracesof red and he's turned upside down
since Hey, I got an openingcity council. Just grow five hundred members,
quick promotions right to your head andthey we'll fix it up. Ship

(01:16:47):
with your record forty combinations. Nowyou belong in psychology like I belong in
the priest. Wait, they promotedthis guy and belue she has like forty
accommodations all times because he's the bestcop that's ever cop. And the bullets,
why speak, don't asked me getspeaken up by three men in blouses,

(01:17:12):
the best cop that ever thrown intoa cigarette machine. Look at the
mustache guy's watching this was investigating.He's in the background eating. Oh he's
not there any more. He wasthere before, pushing the mustacher who knows

(01:17:38):
what? Give me? Before hefinally just kills over. That's what happened.
He killed. Lucia was like,what that commotion? Ah, just
Terry just died? Was it thepork pies? It was the pork pies.
There was a female black cop walkingpast him. That's diversity in the

(01:18:00):
Jim Belushi movie in action right now. Oh, She's like, they can't
accuse me of racism. Now wehad a black woman walk past me on
the preecing steps. Oh that looksgreat. As if he even had to

(01:18:20):
line it up. We could telljust by looking at the pictures. It's
the same picture. He's having troubledriving now, that's why he had to
light it up, because he can'tgo straight. He's like, oh,
you know, well, he's thehardest cop who ever coughed, and cops
coups like him. Don't obey therules. Man, Oh, the four

(01:18:42):
tourists. Nothing says house like thefour tourists. I also like that he
that ever the rebel, parked inthe police parking spot, even though he's
no longer a police person. Wellforty commendations. Yeah, coming out fucking
parking city Hall. If I wantto I practically own this town, Matt,

(01:19:04):
I have to turn myself in.That's a terrific idea one of your
fox trott right into the police stationand ask them to electric cure. Yeah,
Fox, right in there. Youcome to me. Practically, I'm
the floor begging me to help you. Now it gets a little scary and
you want to back out, backout, Yes, that's right, you

(01:19:28):
one of the no answers. Right, Maybe you are guilty. Maybe you're
not. Maybe somebody's trying to frameyou. Who would do that? I
don't know, let's find out.Doesn't make any sense, La, I
didn't ask you to get involved inthis, but now I am. You
owe me the time to find outwhat's really going on when I am here?

(01:19:51):
Do you understand me? You wantme to do? You didn't miss
much except that he he said,you want me to tell me what's Again,

(01:20:13):
it's another thing where she's like,I should put myself away. I
should give myself off and beople like, Nope, you should stay out in
the world, make sure more peopledie and trust Belushi to win the day?
Is that the English guy was heto get killed? Who can tell

(01:20:34):
getting Lucy loves attacking men naked?Okay, we don't know if right in
the butt cheeks? Now you're atalkative mood. Tell me everything I want

(01:20:57):
to know about Lina Lina ship.You know a couple of months where I
watched you take finally kill somebody,you kill somebody. I don't know the
bird's fucking mental. She wanted toknow if I wanted to do the job.
What fucking job on the butt cheeksagain? Wait? Take this round?

(01:21:19):
Has a neon sign that says girls, girls, girls. Hilarious.
I'm just an ordinary blokes, youknow what she says. I don't know
what bloke me masculine nineties better thanme beating up on a skinny naked guy.
He's got a neon sign in hisapartment. You're cussing my fucking arms.

(01:21:45):
Let me explain something. I measking you a question. Just wait,
wait, works. Just just tomake sure that this isn't gay or
anything. Can you put a bigsign on the wall that says girls,
girls, girls. People might fakeme wrestling around with us. You need
twinkish naked Englishman seems over a fewtimes a week. She's always done by

(01:22:06):
the time. I've never been toher places. It's on king Mont Street.
I don't know the number King Street. Blushi is sweaty, the Englishman
is wet. It's the most sexualscene in nineties cinema and srinky wet Englishman.

(01:22:30):
Yeah, oh, the girls girlsgirls neon sign, I think,
yeah, yeah, it's supposed topull you away from the butt cheeks that
are getting kicked. And yeah,by the way, this is a nineties
thriller and that's the only nudity we'vehad so far is a dude? Yes,
yeah, we already had like threeor four pairs of boobs by this

(01:22:54):
point in traces of bread, right. Yeah. I didn't realize that was
a ponytail that the dad had.Yeah, I thought it was like a
necklace or something. It's a ponytail. Did they just stick it on there?
Like? What? Boy? Wouldyou look at this? I love
fucking it was mind if I askedwhy you and Margaret got divorced? Oh,

(01:23:30):
I loved her, Not for abank account. It's the society that
she lived, and you know itwas old money, circles within circles.
I couldn't work my way, youknow, I just couldn't do it.
I hadn't earned my way. Howdid learn few about her stepfather? Well,

(01:23:50):
as you'd expect. She hated seeingMargaret and I separated. Why would
I expect that marriage crushed her?You know what, I'm gonna put a
down payment on this place. Gotto restore it. Mm hmm. But
first I'm gonna go to Seeattle anddo my ready. Should we received any

(01:24:13):
more out last night, the voicesaid, if the police don't stop investigating
Margaret's death, that I'll get thesame as Jane white guy. If that
doesn't stop them, Larren's next,Warren's next. This is gonna be I'll
the World's Tough. It looks likethis show Special Forces World's Toughest Test on

(01:24:42):
Fox and Watch any time on Hulu. It's like a bunch of people in
the Midwest who just got massive erectionson coming. I was gonna get wait
to what's after the mask singer andDancing with the Stars. That right,

(01:25:05):
tough men being tough with each other, tough men, the mountains men,
toughness dumbing this fall. Yeah,because all like sexually promiscuous, leather clad
during the day. Psychiatrists have bookson magazines on guns and ammo, right

(01:25:29):
and empty. She has a gun, and she has a magazine about a
gun. Maybe that makes her guilty. Plus she also has Chinese food boxes
all over the place, so sheobviously like the woman who can't cook for
herself, as I think. Ithink in the ninety that was still considered
a bad thing too, right,yeah, probably, Yeah. I like

(01:25:50):
the sweater. I love ties inthis movie. It's a lot of sweaters
and plaid shirts, right beck withoh this is why we find out with
files. It's like the rock wordthat that could be the new TV show

(01:26:13):
on CBS that does not look appetizing. Oh, man, yeah, they
need a box in a jar likewhat. Men can't talk. They can

(01:26:39):
just about manage meles and spaghetti anythingmore. If they made anything with a
dressing, it would be effeminate.Nineties man, Yeah, piles of spaghetti.
That's it. Well, the daughter'sgot her Los Angeles Raiders football.
Do you know how do you knowhow this moist and spaghetti makes what makes

(01:27:01):
me think of? It makes methink of the moisten buttocks of the man
that I snat on him and everythinghe was. He was wet, just
like this wine. You never letme do anything, keeat me like a
baby. Now, knock it off, knack it off. I think the

(01:27:23):
spaghetti is a metaphor for that man. Definitely. It's kind of like how
we're Runnian film under the earth Islamicthey have to like use metaphors for everything,
so care same idea. He doesn'tpay attention when the two of you
are alone, does he? Sometimes? Oh? Psychoanalyzing moss. Nobody gives

(01:27:46):
a toss about you, pilla andnobody cares or a torch a daughter blah
blah blah, Wait till the DavidGordon Green sequel Your moss tell me your

(01:28:10):
dead doesn't have a collection of Wellingtonboots, does he? And weirdly they're
all sticky. It's like I gotto worry about him in school and that
every girl in class makes fun ofme because I don't. It's not just

(01:28:30):
like a girl. I can't eventell him how I feel because she's dealing
with just so much Matt that theaudience doesn't care either. Why is it
so important that spaghetti and meatballs servingat Lucy have a healing moment with his

(01:28:56):
daughter? Can't they just eat theirmeatballs in peace? I mean that entire
plastic roll up pasters. I can'teven imagine what that tastes like. Cold.
Yeah, I like your shoes,Thank you, try mine. What

(01:29:16):
this scene is saying is this,it'll go needs a mummy because in the
nineties, Matt, all families werehappy men and women families. Matt,
it was men and women with achild, and that's what happiness was.
Yeah, the whole sixties widower thingwas gone, right, there's no more.

(01:29:40):
You know my three sons and AndyGriffiths show. Yeah you hip,
you got to tell those girls.Yeah stuff it speaking of stuff, and
I'm going to get some more ofthe spaghetti. A few kids ain't eaten.
Yeah, She's like, if thiswas the setup, according to Jim,

(01:30:03):
I would have eaten this entire ballof spaghetti already. Wife would have
looked at my fat friend who hangsaround. We found an actor even schlubbier
than me, and he's going tohang around and eat with me. And
where's where's the comedy? Which that'shilarious because the wife looks askance at them.

(01:30:27):
It's funny, you see, becausethe wife looks down on her husband
being an awesome, awful fuck.Let me help you. This music matter.

(01:30:47):
This feels like a Hallmark movie,like you know, like the out
of work actor and actress are theyhave just found puppies and heroes. You
are, of course, I'm turninginto somebody else. Just listen to m

(01:31:13):
h oh. I thought she's gonnacut his neck the way that woman did
in the first time. Yeah kah. He runs for the car and grabs
a Wellington boots. I'm paying it. N Charles God, I love that

(01:31:45):
man. That was a commercial childhoodtrauma one o one. I love it
when they show white kids can'turally creatingMexican birthdays. Yeah, it feels like
the look of it feels like likea simply red video or something like that.

(01:32:06):
Like it's like one of those Oh, I was just drunk some water.
I thought you might want to takea bath. Who starts running a
bath preemptively ask someone if they wanta bath? You don't go I just

(01:32:29):
wasted a bathtub of water? Didyou? Did you even want to bath?
So is she entertaining this? Wow? Look at that yellow Are you
sure that I shouldn't be sleeping thatother room with you? I mean,
what if you start sleeping in themiddle of the night. What if what
if you're walking through the house andyou don't see me, even though I'm
wearing this bright lemon next like aplum, like a fucking idiot, maybe

(01:33:00):
one of his hands blah blah blahblah blah. I'm just gonna keep my
hands in my pockets. The wholescene, Why did even edge this guy
on? Why Why does she leavethis lead this whole guy on? She's
a horrible human being. Yeah,believe she's over here struggling with the rigors

(01:33:23):
of being a father. Meanwhile,she's just with his husband being like I'm
not going to fuck you, butlike I'm gonna keep touching you and kissing
you. Just kids there, youknow. I mean she's awful. I
mean he's awful too, so it'skind of funny, like he's a plum
too, so it's like the plumleading the plum. I'm just saying that

(01:33:45):
she's a terrible human being. Yes, no, don't I agree? Lauren?
There, Yeah, hello, sheknows that knows this trouble belue.
She has heard the sound of crime, because this is finally a tuned to

(01:34:12):
the sound of crime. That's fortycommendations right there, Blush, attuned to
the sound of crime. That's why. Who had carpet in the bathroom?
What kind of heathens? What kindof backwards heathens would have fucking a bathtub?

(01:34:35):
Look, maybe a shower, butlike a bathtub next to fucking carpet.
Yeah, knowing that you were aboutyour your bath drawing people right.
Oh oh, she pushed down thestairs. I thought, you'm a little

(01:34:57):
house your father on the way by, but now hell, her little house
squats over him and lays another egg, and a little emaciated baby crawls out
because she's been impregnated by the alien. The alien that her and Sigourney Weaver

(01:35:21):
fight in the crossover movie Alien meansTerminator. I never got made but should
have got made. You went tothe nightclub looking for me. But I
broke in your house and I tooka shit in your oven. I had

(01:35:45):
sex with your fridge, and andI wiped the dirty bits all over your
fruit. Oh. Oh, thiscan't be good. Uh. Oh,
the babysitters are lead. Oh canonly mean one thing. Childhood trauma coming
up from us. Yeah, we'vegot the sequel. We got the setup

(01:36:08):
for the sequel right here, Matt. Let's have a play by play of
this childhood trauma. What did youelectrocute that that locker? Did you have
a couple of silencer? Oh?That another gun? Play by play of
the childhood trauma. Most quietly sleep, maybe sit there quietly asleep. There's
a masked person in the house who'sbroken the window, got a gun,

(01:36:30):
and is coming into my room.It's played by play childhood trauma here on
nineties all time, every time.Oh okay. They were like, should
we do a childhood murder? Now? Kill the baby, kill the baby,
Kill the baby. Kill the baby. We can't Belushi's so far not

(01:36:55):
earning his accommodations whatsoever. No,no, he he's no closer to what's
going on than he was months agowhen this started. Yeah, yeah,
exactly, He's wandered into a Thiswas definitely filmed on the set of a
nineteen ninety eight Skinner Max movie oneone hundred and ten percent. Yeah,

(01:37:26):
like every softcore porn film has hada scene in it in this stet.
Yes, he does. Yeah,Debbie Harry. I can't remember the name
of the one that she did,but that was This looks like that.
You know, Debbie Harry did anerotic thriller. Yes, why can I
think of the name of it?It's now okay, I'll do a real

(01:37:47):
time look up. What would no, Actually I won't. Is it inethical
if we have sex? Because yourother other mind or other personality wants to
have sex with me but won't andyou don't even know who I am and

(01:38:10):
you want to have sex with me. I'm studying to be a psychiatrist.
My name is Tom Tomworth, rememberTom Beckworth. I'm a character for Charles
Dickens novel one. Don't you hatethat Noise? That that noise is in

(01:38:36):
all erotic thrillers where they go likethey breathe like yeah, like that's all
erotic thrillers. Yeah, it's somethingabout breathing and smoking cigarettes that they just
need to foli it until otherwise exceptone. I don't think you you know,

(01:38:59):
Hamilton won to do this role,so she could like maybe solve it.
Uh, you know both parts.You'd be surprised. I have a
very good teacher. What'd she like? How did you know he was a
she surprised? What I know?We have cracks in the Maybe I could
teach you a thing or two.I'm sure you could. The two of

(01:39:26):
you and look alike a little.All right, that's wrong? Actually?
Is that why you've been following mearound time? Because I remind her to
teach you? No, No,I just want to talk. Huh,
just talk hm hm, thanks verymuch to me. I think he's the

(01:39:50):
most beautiful woman I've ever seen.You say, we it together sometimes,
cup of coffee, get to knoweach other. Maybe you gotta get something
off your chest? Why do youwant to get something off my chest?

(01:40:13):
Got to pick up line? Caushcleaning dinner? Like? Do you like
the of theubble? Did you hearthe of the stubble? Like over melb

(01:40:35):
see this way balloon, she hasto use his psychological no happen? Get
to the of this woman? Right? His undergrad not quite degree his you
know, one hundred credit hours inpsychology. Right, yeah, if you

(01:40:58):
want to find out about it,m you're just gonna have to keep following
me. Not tonight. Wait,wait, you open the door for you?
No, baby, I want youto go home. Me to open

(01:41:20):
the door for you. That's thebest line you could come up with.
Bel don't you know who my brotherwas? Please have sexual me because I'm
related to John Belugie. Oh shetook his keys. Oh she threw his

(01:41:42):
keys in the trash, so wecan't follow her. Foiled by keys,
poice officer, A lot of thesekeys to be taken off of them.
Bring where are we in? Thenyour place for an hour, hour,

(01:42:08):
thirty more minutes because he seems sprainedhis ankle. Come out tractor h under
a men's pressure, men, moremen, one woman and lots of men

(01:42:32):
on tough test men together being toughin a mountain. One blonde woman.
Just so that it doesn't look toosuspicious, right, I think the blood
woman is Tara Reid, which iseven better. One woman and several men
being tough. Did we mention howtough the men are on Fox this fall?

(01:42:57):
Tough men and one woman, butmost tough men on Fox. Can
you imagine don't win in the world. Right now, Matt, there's a
pianist and a trumpeter stats at thebar in the middle of nowhere, like

(01:43:24):
a dustball town, like in Utahor somewhere just tumbleweed going through the town.
A little wooden bar in the corner, and there's a trumpeter and a
pianist sat at the bar, nursingtheir wounds with whiskey. Neat whiskey.
And when the bartender asks them why, they said, we did the soundtrack

(01:43:46):
to Separate Life. You did agood kid. Back in my day,
Glint's film subtext for just two Guysappeared playing the music full ruddy mustache man.

(01:44:16):
It's returned right. Let's see thebackground there. I mean jean shirts,
plaid ships, belue. She consumein the n and I'm saying consume

(01:44:40):
because every time he finished a movie, he Inhale got his wardrobe. You
know this works. Have you forgotwhat it means to be a cop.
Now that oh, because cops aren'tallowed any education. But if you're getting
an education, you're a woosye sixb. He's gonna so attack that guy

(01:45:00):
while he's taking a shower tonight itwas too It's like so close to car.
Doc, gonna have to ask youdown the station. You're gonna charge
your miller. You can charge,and I'm sure the lady will be happy
to join you. But you've gotno murder weapon, you got no witnesses,
and you got no more there youare. You can take her in

(01:45:21):
and she'll be sprung in a minute, and then your careers will be fried
by the La times. They dida big hill. I need to go,
sit down, breath. Could youdrive? I don't think this this

(01:45:49):
just paid his art bird. Ithink I need to go. Could you
drive me to the hospital. Ihave a pain. I'm tremendous about what
is just now. Missus Maher,Oh the baby should have Yeah, not

(01:46:12):
a not Bill Maher's mom. I'mnot Bilma such an asshole. I fucking
hate Bill Maher. Yeah yeah,I used to that is okay back in
the day, but now he's justturned into my dad, you know what
I mean? He just turned intothe guy. It's just like, look

(01:46:34):
at all these woke people, andyou're like, oh God, there's only
one thing worse than being woke,and that's being the person who says,
well, look at all these wokepeople. That's the only thing worse than
being woke. Right, it's thepeople that freak out about the outfit.

(01:46:57):
Tell me you should keep your frontdoor and lock. And he's off.
Tonytail Man going to be the realA ponytail Guy would make a great sniper
him him, and uh, let'spause here, let's I want to pause
here. I want to go intothe now. The ponytail Man has made

(01:47:17):
a resurgence. Now the ponytail Manis back in the movie. It opens
up a wide possibility because he isthe third act Red Herring you didn't see
coming and uh, and are wemeant to think that him and Linda Hamilton

(01:47:41):
are in some form of cahoots inorder to get Blushi because of reasons?
Yeah? Well, what if ponytailMan was in love with Belushi's ex wife
who killed herself and he blames Belushiefor the death of his even she was
Belushi's wife and she was having itaway with ponytail Man. Wait if we

(01:48:05):
hit a ponytail man love scene flashbacks, Yeah, you know, the ponytail
got a flap and he's like allsweaty, and she's like, I killed
the British I beat up the Britishguy naked. Now I want to go
mano and manno with ponytail guy,only this time I'm the guy wearing the

(01:48:26):
towel and he's the guy. Idon't know. So I don't know what's
going on. It's a classic movieof do you think we should do the
right thing. No, don't dothe right thing, and more people will
die. But it's all right becauseBelue she was there when they died.

(01:48:49):
Yeah. I don't know what's goingon, and I think that we What
what this has failed to do isto show any eroticism or even let's say,
anything remotely thrilling. Right. Ithought that you couldn't do worse in
an erotic thriller. Femme Fatale withLorain Bronco, and I discover Linda Hamilton,

(01:49:13):
you can get worse. You canget worse than Lorin Bronco. Yeah.
Yeah, but Matt, you gettwo Hamiltons for the price of probably
two Hamilton's she probably won Wait,if you want me to be in this
film, it'll be my only nonterminator related film that anyone will ever remember
or talk about. I have tobe paid twice. It's probably the only

(01:49:36):
way she agreed to be in it. Two Hamiltons for the price of two
Hamiltons and one Jim Belushi for theprice of half of John Yeah, yeah,
this. Yeah, I'm wondering ifwe're gonna come up with one of

(01:49:56):
those twists where Belushi ends up ina jail cell at the end and he
was sort of framed for the wholething. Yeah, and then it just
says, and there's just credits tojust say like forty years later, and
it cuts to the trumpeter and init sat at a bar in a dustball
in Utah, knocking back whiskey,and they're like back in our day where

(01:50:18):
we read movies soundtracks, there wasjust two guys, one being one and
then just pans Blushy in one blushIt just rolls the credits. But weirdly,

(01:50:43):
even though it's not uncable, itstill rolls the credits really quickly like
it cable. Because everyone in thefilm was embarrassed. They were like,
I know it's going out on VHS, and I know it's going out on
premium cable, but can we stillrun the end credits as if it was

(01:51:03):
on network cable because we really justwant our names to go with in past.
And can you have like a weirdpromo pop in from like AMC or
something like two and a half Mensup next, exactly two and a half
men up next, Oh goodie,and then following two and a half men

(01:51:26):
and da luge for Sogny Wang comestough Men on Fox being tough with loves
of other men and one woman,but main we love we think the woman.
It's Tara Reid. This is notyet what non threatening early millennial actress

(01:51:50):
can we get to be on thisshow about tough men being tough on Fox?
It's just like, oh, thesame things too, Just like hanging
from something, falling off of something. You look at this guy in fatigues
hanging from a rope. Half themale population of America just gets massively erect

(01:52:13):
Look at this other man in fatiguesflying a helicopter to the other man who's
hanging off a rope. At thispoint, everyone in the Midwest is ejaculated.
And then there's a commercial where amonkey throws a baseball and hits a
guy in the balls and they thinkthat's hilarious. Right, it cuts the
tension of the toughness there. It'slike, oh, that's the best,

(01:52:33):
that's the funniest thing ever. Nowcome back to the man dangling from the
rope, monkey whales guy ball andit just says, drink off doors.
What it's got to do with anything, But they are drinking ship tons of
Budweiser. Yeah. Yeah, that'sthe world we live in, Matt.

(01:53:01):
We're going We're going back to theworld of nineties error Belushi, where things
were much simpler, where the sweaterswere ribbed, the pants repleated, the
ties were ugly, and then wereeither denim or plaid, or denim or
plaid. But the Chino's non negotiable. They have to be multipleated. Beige,

(01:53:27):
she knows, which is how blueshe liked to pronounce him, because
he was fancy back then. Allright, have you pressed much? I
just put up Gary. Gary Hillmentioned that the blushy template smells like brought
warst which I love the idea ofus going into the blushy template smelling brought
warst Yeah, Gary, I thinkdropped off. I haven't had we had

(01:53:48):
any comments. I don't think anyone'swatching anymore. Matt, Yeah, it
was just us. Yeah, IJen might be she may fall asleep too.
I think everyone might turned off.But that's fine. I don't care.
We're keeping going, all right.Uh, it's the last the last
act, all right, separate lives. We are all living with Jim Belush.

(01:54:10):
Here, we got a woman ontape to Robert Porter, threatening him
to back off the investigation of hisex wife's murder. It's his daughter,
Lauren. Yeah, call come fromapartment of Cruksture. Yeah, it wasn't
her. It's not the same person. You're really starting to piss me off.

(01:54:34):
You got something. Did Jane Weis'sballistics match Lauren Porter's gun? Maybe?
I guess you did. Where isit? It's gone. I was
stolen from my drawer last night.Look, it's not her gun, Joe,
that gun was planning in her house. What the fuck are you talking

(01:54:55):
about? You're gonna fuck up awhole investigation, your whole life, your
kid over a woman's metail. Reverseshot is fantastic, it is It's always
my favorite. I'm checking myself intoa hospital, and she should have done

(01:55:16):
it weeks ago. Sved done threeacts ago. Meanwhile, her clearly insane
father is hanging around his laciless paintingand madness with ponytail. I'm admitting myself
tomorrow at nine. Paints of Madnessby tom noon and Fraser Crane. That

(01:55:41):
would be a great erotic thriller.Paints of madness. You know, maybe
you should start painting. Maybe youshould startists is crazy. They put him
in an exhibition, they give hima lot of money. What you could
try them mural work it out ofyour system in one big panoram are you

(01:56:05):
making fun of me? A little? A lot? I love you,
I love you. We're all littlewhackle, just some of us don't know
how to hide it. That well, that's why God is he the killer?
Do you think the fact that he'sgot seagull poop all over his shoulders,

(01:56:29):
he was probably near the beach atsome point, right, like flash
David Bradley from Cyborg? What wasI think that's definitely David Bradley. All
the metaphor. She opens the marriedThing and her father disappears. Yeah,

(01:56:56):
the director of this movie was reallyworking with some heavy metaphor, and that's
saying but in terms of like peoplewalking and clapping their shoes around, he
couldn't really mess with that too much. What is Elizabeth Moss wearing? You?
What are you wearing stuff? I'mdoing with a while hell is the

(01:57:21):
bottom Cops in the background there earlynineteenth come out. They're filming a room
with a view on the other setthere. It's like sharing this set while
Weirdly, Elizabeth Moss is in bothmovies at the same time. Somebody like

(01:57:45):
you decide you don't like did youlearn that in scientology? Like where did
you get that? I worry aboutyou being alone? That's creepy. Yeah,
that's really creepy. I'll always haveyou. She should have gone,

(01:58:10):
no, father, I'm moving out. You're weird and creepy, and I'm
going to a therapist. I've alreadyput in to get emancipated at twelve because
years from now we're going to havea sequel to this movie called Moss's Childhood
Trauma. I think his kid brotheris a psychopath, kind of like Gremlin

(01:58:46):
Han. She says to say,Oh, Kyle's here, Kyle's watching Hello,
Kyle, We're not watching Spooky's Kyle, we're watching nineties erao Jim Belushi
and Belue. She wasn't in ninetiesera Spookies. He was in nineties era
Separate lives. Obviously. Kyle Polingleaves the chat like it's like coolings,

(01:59:11):
like, you know, watching Spookiesfuck off. And even though it clearly
says two middle aged men watched ninetiesera Jim Belushi movies, he's like,
yeah, no Spookies. I'm out. That's that's what he says. Yeah,
here I am. You can tellan evil one because I'm wearing black
leather, the studied leather jacket thatI stole from a British guy. Ahead,

(01:59:39):
Kyle, if it instead of itbeing Spookies one, if it's Jim
Belushi's Jim Belushi went to Southern IllinoisUniversity, which are the Selukies, so
it's the Slukies. We could say, do you think Belushi could fight out
of mud Man? Yeah? Ido, But wait, we're missing this

(02:00:06):
erotic scene. My wife, thecinematographer, was like, why don't we
underlight Belushi? And it's like no, because when you underlight him, all
those wrinkles that he gets when helooks down just like look like caverns of
doom, caverns of despair? Canyou see her? Can you hear her?

(02:00:36):
Her voices having crazy? What voices? Who are the other voices?
Nina? I didn't think that thiswas going to be like her Oscar scene,
you know what I mean? Andthe Oscar goes to Hamilton for Separate
Lives, and here's Phil Commins tosing the theme. Can you imagine if

(02:01:00):
this is I mean Oscar movies arebasically this movie. They're basically this dramatically
stupid, right, And they're FrancisMcDormand playing the part of Linda Hamilton's part
here, and everybody's like, oh, Frances McDormand, just yeah, right,
did you see Francis McDormand in aleather bask Nobody asked for it there
it was I am not Kyle ass. Is this this woman's casual attire?

(02:01:27):
Because if it is, I approveit is. Kyle. This this casual
nineties leather, reckless chick who bangsa lot of guys costume. This is
her her personalities, casual attire.It's perfectly all right to abuse women if
they're crazy. The nineties weren't thatfar away from the fifties ladies and gentlemen

(02:01:51):
with their outdated ideas about crazy women. Right, the nineties erotic thriller was
all about the Sean Connery slap awoman. Yeah, if you don't need
a tape, it's too late inthe movie for me to think that any
sex is about to happen. It'sso there's no way. They did this

(02:02:21):
just so they had a photo forthe front of the video to make you
think that what you were going toget was that Hamilton blushy bunk fast.
We fill my mug with water.All right, all right, wrap it

(02:02:42):
up. We've seen enough separate line. Why does Ninda Hamilton's cleveland start after
throat? Do you think Linda Hamiltonwhen she was masturbating Belushi, do you

(02:03:15):
think she knows that years later,thirty years later, two bited middle aged
guys would be laughing, just openlylaughing, Malushi molesting Hamilton's butt like it
was an old ham Oh, what'sup for the proof. There's no way
to conceive of this, right,there's no way to understand that there was

(02:03:38):
going to be no This is kindof technology. Yeah, always get there's
our first boob of the film fora second, and we are at one
hour and fifteen minutes. Yeah,and we saw it for like two seconds
before it was enveloped in Belushi's mouth. What's oh? Yes, now,

(02:03:58):
childhood trauma number three, let's havea play by play as a childhood trauma.
As his daughter witnessed his blue shetried to with his shrink wearing leather.
His daughter comes in and goes,can I try on your leather dress?
I don't want to feel pretty likeyou. She's like, I'm just

(02:04:21):
gonna let it happen, right,And then she puts on the leather dress
and he's like, yeah, tellyour friends at school to stuff it.
Now, you can get a schooldress like a hooker. I don't want
to stuffing his face with spaghetti andthinking of the naked British man he ravaged,

(02:04:43):
and you thought that it was soedgy when Cronenberg made that movie with
the guy from Lord of the Ringsand he wrestled in a Russian bathroom naked.
Belue she did it first. Bigmen in big outfits on Fox.

(02:05:05):
All the cowboy hats you've ever wantedto see this fall on Fox as big
men throw even bigger bulls across sexywomen in tight clothing to the strains of
other men in really expensive suits,talking about the men in enormous clothing hitting
each other for thirty seconds on Foxand now we know we're back in the

(02:05:30):
nineties on the shirt. Yeah,now we're back in flancytown with Carl said
that little girl is like Jim putthe hole away, we eat at that
table. She'll never be able toeat spaghetti at that table again. Yeah,
is that our Englishman? It is? And the guy who doesn't know

(02:05:53):
how to turn down the sound ofthe surrounding is allowing them to male on
a leather couch. So this entirescene is going to have creaking in the
background. You just forget about him. She's making out with him. What

(02:06:14):
is she doing? Oh wait,wait, she's turning back into the good
one. This is like an extremeversion of Oliving Newton John at the end
of Greece in Rome, like anextreme version of it, like if,
like if at the end of Greece, when Sandy was all in, like
her leather outfit and everything, ifshe was like flicking back and forth between

(02:06:36):
the two, Sandy's being like you'rethe one on one and then being like
where what's going on? Then goingback to the dun secrets all the time
Olivia job switching from one Sandy toanother contra Walter is just completely dumbfounded by

(02:06:57):
the whole thing. He just goes, do see, you're the one that
I want. She's like, well, where am I? What's going on?
Why am I wearing this? Likethis man knows what to do with
a woman? Come on now,No, I resent the fact that it

(02:07:20):
says what they think. British menmake love like Matt, British men make
love in the dark. Oh didI pause and then mean, oh yeah,
hang on, British men make lovein the dark wearing Oh and I'm
frozen. You're frozen? Yeah?Is that you the fro? It's okay,

(02:07:43):
it's not me or well, Iguess it couldn't because I'm moving stone.
Can you hear me? We canhear you. Yeah, okay,
I'm gonna stop cam for a secondand then start the cam again. It's
still yeah, still frozen. Allright, you have to do a refresh.
No, I don't know that Ican, because then the feedles stop?
Oh does it doesn't stop? Everything? Right? Oh? All right?

(02:08:13):
I don't know what to do aboutthat anyway, Let's let's keep playing
the movie. Yeah, we're aweird Yeah, I'm gonna turn my camera
from a and as you know,Matt, englishmen make love in the dark,
well wearing a velveteen smoking jacket,having just eaten a pot roast.

(02:08:33):
And they last about a minute anda half and then they light up a
light up an already stuffed pipe.And then they walk into their libraries and
open, you know, a bookof Cacker Guard or something. That's how
an Englishman makes love, Matt notYeah, yeah, there are everybody's alistair

(02:08:54):
cook. Who's this guy? He'sone of the Flouncy Henches. I used
to play bass for the Flouncy Henches, the hit song right, throw Belushi
into a cigarette machine. Right,I'm still frozen. So if you refresh

(02:09:18):
you because because it's you're you're theone with the feed, it will Yeah,
they'll stops ruined the whole thing.Right, Okay, what is song?

(02:09:39):
You shoul drive this neighborhoods six nightsa week. Let's see what I
still remember? Blue, relying purelyon memory drives like an erratic madn Let's
see what I can remember. Turnsout I can't remember how to drive and

(02:10:00):
faster and faster? How long doI get to be me this time?
Oh? Look it looks like it'sloading something. This could be good.
No, it's still frozen. Sawme right? Well this is a black

(02:10:26):
screen now it is. Yeah,this movie is totally back like Ladening everything.
Like we've had sex scenes and carchases in the last fifteen minutes.
Yeah, you've really got to Thisis probably the kind of movie you're gonna
get the eye protection on because theloose ends are starting to fly together everywhere

(02:10:46):
and it's just it's it's all comingat you. Can't you lose these bastards.
Jim Belushi Tokyo Drift. Oh Belue, she has to be in like

(02:11:11):
the Last Fast movie. Yes,it's like the ultimate last nineties action reference
that they can possibly squeeze out las. Yeah. Vin Diesel's gotta somehow make
that happen. Now, if youshaved Belushie's head, he could look a

(02:11:33):
bit Vin Diesel, do you knowwhat I mean? He'd be like a
great like Vin Diesel. Dan.I love the idea of of him as
a Vin Diesel. Yeah. Yeah, he gave birth somehow to John Cena
and Vin Diesel. Well, hedid give birth. I just said he

(02:11:54):
gave well because in the Vin Dieselblood men have the baby right, because
there is no there is no mother. They never mentioned in that right.
It's always the dad. It's alwaysabout the dad. Belue is a Uni

(02:12:15):
birth. He could he can inseven himself. He's a Uni Bertha.
His children that are born wearing chinosand intail shirts on the ponytail. Oh
yeah, he's he's really mad.Now tell me where she is. She

(02:12:37):
jumped out of the car. Idon't know where. She jumped in a
bag, and you still protecting her. That's a good point. It is
a good point. In fact,everyone has had good points in this film,
except I should you know, Ithink I should put myself in or
whatever. He's like, No,I think I should report everything I've done.

(02:12:58):
No, no kind of My daughterstopped it from happening, almost right.
Yeah, that's that's how all menput their keys away. I watched

(02:13:22):
the news. I just wanted tosee how you were. I hope you're
okay. You can call me ifyou want. Dad. If you think
Lauren's innocent, you've always had prettygood instincts. How did she know what
I was thinking, did she comesto the core of me? Toy says,
Hi, we got a kid brothertied up in the closet. Oh

(02:13:45):
and Dad, leave the Wellington bootsalone, And Dad, I just smoke
my first joint, And Dad,I just saw my first adult penis.
Mustache, guys, really string.The front sat of that cart had a
ship ton of gluten, and Dad, I'm mainlining heroin? Wait, what

(02:14:11):
was the gluten thing? Again?He's trying to escape mustache? Man Like,
what is that the heroin? Wecan get over and forget, but
the gluten. Come on now,don't go near the gluten, ladies and
gentlemen. Of course he's gonna havea fucking road runner look at him.

(02:14:33):
Yeah, yeah, he's got tosteal the Tarsky and Hutch car. It's
wire because he's a man of thein the nineties. You're driving Meanwhile,
this fat guy hasn't even got outof the car yet. And who's this
Prince of pop? What's this?I think that was? That was the
older Pete of Pete and Pete Thannand his girlfriend come in the house.

(02:14:58):
What are you doing? Very good? Very good? Are we going to
have traces of red style? Twitch? Flitch twitch, twist twist. Sorry,
I've gone completely do Lally, I'veoverdosed on Belushi. There's a certain

(02:15:20):
blushy saturation point. Yeah. Iwonder if in the nineties people did these
in parts. I'm trying to remembermyself as it well, because I was
younger back then, I could handlemore Belushi as a as a young and
I could do I could do threehours of Blue I can handle I can
handle more Belushi as a younger man. Now it's harder to handle this much

(02:15:41):
Belushi and a sitting and you mixit with Linda Hamilton dressed like a nineties
nightmare. Yeah, Now you knowfor a like, you know for a
fact that she's had sex with theflouncy Englishman. So I don't know that

(02:16:05):
I would be that interested in tryingto save her, you know what I
mean? I wait, you definitely, I don't care if you have split
personality. You got railed by theweird englishman in the Pirate Show. He
feels like, with his hundred credithours of undergraduate psychology that he'll be able
to save her so that she'll nevermake that fluncy englishman mistake again. Right,

(02:16:28):
This whole movie is very anti English. I feel attacked, Matt,
I feel personally attacked. I gottaunderstand, especially Blushi like he was like
yelling all kinds of anti English slursEnglish, and you don't see me and
putting a petition up on Facebook.You don't see me trying to feel Blushi

(02:16:50):
for his diminutive British slang. Youdon't see me trying to fucking hold Blushie
across the calls. I just geton with my day, my day filled
with white privilege. Sorry, whatdo you say? I would love it
if like you, if you,if you came out against him for that
and then his statement after, youknow, I just want everybody to know

(02:17:11):
that I absolutely loved the English people. I meant I was playing a part.
I really meant no harm. I'vebeen to London. I really Piccadilly
Circuses. It was great. Ijust you know, I enjoy steaky kidney
pie from time to time. Youknow, so from time to time.
Every other day is when he likesto steak a kidney pie. Hilarious.

(02:17:35):
If you started a handle canceled Jimshandled hashtag oh God speak now hashtag canceled
Jim Belushi, and it just caughton like everyone was canceling Belushi left and
right for any fucking comment they foundBelushi has made. But my my one

(02:17:56):
goes viral and my complaint is thathe says limey fuck In the nineteen six
movie Separate Lives. The Separate Livesshoots the top of netflixes at most people
in the Guardians start writing articles havewe undervalued? Nineteen ninety six is Separate

(02:18:20):
Lives with its allegorical tale of splitpersonalities and childhood trauma. There's an article
of Rolling Stone written by Millennial,the oral history of Separate Lives. You
know, the av Club finally interviewsBelushi. There's suddenly a belushy subreddit that's

(02:18:41):
just a flame with Belushi allegations,and finally they cancel. The entirety of
England cancels Jim Belushi. Can youimagine they're all Yes, there's like all
sorts of different white nationalities that hewas making fun of that you know,
he jokes about Canadians calling them AmericaJunior, jokes about you know, it's

(02:19:03):
like this whole slew of things.Now do we think that do we think
that America comes out in support ofBelushi? Or do you think America condemned
Belushi's ally hatred. I think itdepends on how how contrite blue she becomes

(02:19:24):
after the fact, right, Likethat's yeah if he if he goes full
on like like like completely like defiant, and suddenly he's like doing like Fox
Nation shows and stuff like that.Right, I'm so anti woke now to
say Limey fuck wherever and whenever Iwant. It's my right as an American.

(02:19:46):
Don't you infringe my right to comeand point them in English people and
call them lime me fucked. It'smy right as an Albanian, an American,
an American Albanian. Fuck. Don'tpay attention to the fact that I'm
an immigrant. Please. Suddenly hehas to start being like, no,
wait, we're all everyone in SNLis a liberal, Like, don't worry,

(02:20:09):
Like we're all liberals. They're like, wait, that guy with them
did Weekend Update who has a reallywhiny voiced him he's not a liberal?
Yeah, well that's him. Everyoneelse is a liberal though. Well then
and then there is a woman,the Victoria Jackson woman suddenly who's okay,

(02:20:30):
well we're too okay, but everybodyelse and then they had Trump and Sarah
Palin guest hosts. All right,they have had Trump and Sarah Pell but
apart from whiny nasal voiced mullet weekendupdate, guy whose name eludes me for
the moment Victoria and and the factthat they had apart from all of those

(02:20:56):
things, sls liberal. Therefore Blueshe can't be in true because I did
it ironically, and I'm an immigrantand I'm all immigration except from Mexico.
No wait, I'm okay for it, and everyone he just he keeps canceling
himself as he's trying to dig himselfout of another canceling, he cancels himself

(02:21:16):
again all over the place, suddenlylike ever reappearance after that, he's bringing
like English like you know, likelike soccer jersey and scarf and you know
his face is painted with the withthe flag and everything, just to be
like how show how English he is, how how much he's photograph Prince Charles's
hand. Picture of Belution with PrinceCharles's hand shown to be an AI fake

(02:21:41):
today, not even an AI fink, just a badly photoshopped job done by
Belushi's social media manager. I wouldlove to meet Belushi's social media manager.
Oh reveal reveal Oh it's it's herdad, yeah with his ponytail. Yeah,

(02:22:07):
it's uh Tom noonan Fraser Crane.Yeah Crane, Why Niles I couldn't
possibly be seen inside a wall mart? Isn't the New Fraser taking place in
Chicago? That's like perfect to haveBelushi in that as Niles and Jim Belushi

(02:22:33):
as everyone's favorite brother. Oh no, because they reveal you as a third
brother. That's the twist of theNew Fraser Crane. Because the whole thing
about the first episode of the originalFraser Crane, it was like, who
knew he had a brother? Yeah? Right, So now it's like who
knew he had a third brother whowas weirdly Albanian. It's Jim Belushi comes

(02:23:03):
out and he's like, just like, you had a father who was a
bit slovenly and you didn't understand whyhe had to be. Certainly your third
brother is also a little bit slovenly. It's just Belushi sat around the couch
and Fraser walking about being like,are you really going to sit there?

(02:23:24):
James? Well, also, becausehe plays a cop and everything, he
would be great that he'd be likethe one who followed in the cop.
Come on now, We've just writtenFraser series twelve or whatever. It is
just like this. At the endof the first episode, I can't take

(02:23:46):
having Belushi as a brother and Belushi'sstuffing a steak and kidney pie his gullet
on the couch. It's like allover him and everything. Belushi's returned to
television was marred by his brit toingthat happened. Had brit to, that

(02:24:09):
would be like a whole thing too, Like people mistook the steak and kidneys
him marking the right the English again. You know it's yeah right Blue.
She caught by paparazzi shoving another steakand kidney pie into his mouth. Has
this parody gone on long enough?We and The Guardian asked the hard hitting
questions. Please donate money to us, otherwise the two in darkness, please

(02:24:35):
donate money. Please give us TheGuardian, an extraordinarily wealthy newspaper, one
of your hard earned dollars. Please, Otherwise you can only look at one
article of months and won't that bea shame? The fucking Guardian. I
love that this is the outfit thefuck just to wear for his big reveal.

(02:25:00):
He was like, I'm gonna goover there with a gun and threaten
everyone. I think I want towear the shiny gray pattern shirt with the
weird stripeye waistcoat and a black thinsweat perfect outfit revealing that I am truly
the villain. Yeah, because yougot to think if you're doing the villain

(02:25:22):
reveal, you're picking out an outfit, right, You're laying things out on
the bed. You've tried on severalthings. By this point, people don't
know that I'm the villain, buthere I am the villain and I'm laying
out my villain reveal outfit. AndI chose this combination of mad patterns.
Oh oh geezh okay. So Ithink that's why he picked that up,

(02:25:45):
because it allowed for a full rangeof movement for a good pistol whip.
Oh through the amount of a window. You just defenestrated him and there goes
the tree. Well, the treefor effect, because he hit the tree
when he's being defenestrated. That makessense. That's the tree that Goldwyn is
hiding behind. And traces of red. Well, she's like, I'm sorry,

(02:26:09):
but I don't think your father's goingto glass glass what I did that.
It's like, I don't think he'sgoing to last. But because I
pushed him through a window, it'sglass glass. I don't think your father
is going to glast much longer.And she's like the joke causes like another

(02:26:31):
personality to come out of her again. Suddenly she's like the magic passy dream
girl. Suddenly she's got like pairsand ponytails, and she wears like nineteen
fifty skirts, and she sings littlesongs with the ukulele, and she's she's
by Zoe, one of the Shanel'sexactly, I'm the personality Manic Pixie dream

(02:27:00):
Well, I play ukuleles and we'llwatch horror movies and will occasionally do that
next thing, but not all thetime, but just occasionally Manic. She
cuts her fringe or jaggedy. Shestarts listening to a lot of Smith's music,
but who she's suddenly like, geez, you're really different to the woman

(02:27:22):
I married. The scene of hersinging along till we hate it when our
friends become successful. It was usingthe commercial. Yeah, that's like she's
bopping around to it. And ifthey're not, then it's the sequel.
Oh isn't she charmingly precocy? Yeah, it's Elizabeth Mass plays mannic Pixie dream

(02:27:46):
girl. Oh isn't she precocious?It's a four year old girl who wants
to drink red wine and be treatedlike an adult when really she should be
in fucking bed and be she's notwith sticks? Child childhood trauma? Is

(02:28:09):
that the knowing look of I wasthe killer. I was the killer.
Linder Hamilton is living separate life andher dad was Frasier. All right,

(02:28:30):
uh hide, there you go.It's four more minutes of credits, but
I don't think we need to hearthose anymore anyway. Uh. Oh,
John Moyo did the stunt coordinating forthat that scene that I just saw there
throwing the guy through the window.M that's those bedrooms playing there. It's

(02:28:52):
not turn off those bedroomise. Iwant no part of it. All right,
I've removed it. There we go, There we are. I don't
think my camera's going to come back. It's one of those things I guess
like once it goes. Yeah,it's still me freeze framed. Can you
see it? I can't know itjust it's a black screen right now.

(02:29:13):
Well, Uh, there was it? Episode two of two. Middle aged
Man watched ninety there were Jim Belushifilms and Matt How do you feel we
did? I think it was.I mean, YouTube apparently were not fans.
They cut us off right away,but at the same time we were
on Twitch and Facebook this time.So yeah, so I think it's something
I guess. Well, you know, I'm wondering too, like because for

(02:29:37):
for everybody in the UK who probablydidn't want to stay up late to watch
us, well, they're going tosee the video anyway, that the recording
of it anyway. So but yeah, we can update that. But I
think in terms of the Blue Sheet, I have to say, like,
this movie didn't This movie wasn't asmuch fun as as as Traces of Red.
Yeah, I think we needed agold Win in there, I guess
is what we needed. Well,we had Ponytail but he didn't really he

(02:30:01):
was the Goldwyn light person. Hewas the Goldwyn substitute. But I wasn't
a fan of him. I wantedless ponytail Man, whereas I kind of
wanted more Goldwin because he was justso nicely sleazy. But yes, not

(02:30:24):
as much fun as Traces of Red, but in its own way, just
as exciting and interesting to watch withand make some comments, but also stop
and discuss it. I think thatthis was a good model. I enjoyed
the way we did it this time, don't you think. Yeah, I
agree, I agree. I thinkit was a lot of fun to sort
of just sort of take those breaksevery half hour or so and kind of

(02:30:46):
recap what we were seeing, butthen you know, sort of layer the
jokes, and I think towards theend, we just got to the point
where it's just like, Okay,this movie's out of control. So it's
just, you know, it's justlike what Blue should being canceled for his
anti English aides that he was earlierin the film. I still like the
idea of Blue she cranes third brotherthat they didn't mention, because I like

(02:31:15):
what I like the idea is islike the whole big joke at the first
episode of Fraser was you know you'dlived in Massachusetts for twenty years and never
mentioned that you had a brother,right, because how many seasons of Cheers
were there, like twenty six orsomething. I was just like, it
was like twelve. It was likebecause I think both shows had twelve seasons
and something like that. Yea,yeah, the twelve years living in Boston,

(02:31:37):
right, So Doug never mentions abrother. Then he's has Fraser.
Craney has twelve more seasons of that, so then he's like, we you
know, we didn't mention Niles fortwelve years, but now we've got Niles.
Then twenty four years in and it'slike Niles and Fraser never mentioned James
Belushi, Fraser for his name,the weed smoking, pork pie eating,

(02:32:07):
schlubby Chicago brother who's the cop wholived like Martin, also Martin. The
whole time on Fraser, never how'syour brother? James? The cap didn't
care about him at all until weget to Fraser season thirteen. He's back
with his scrambled eggs and his littlenitpicky comments and his class structure bond mots

(02:32:35):
uh. I couldn't possibly live andlisten to FM radio, Niles, what
kind of person you think I am? The hoypolloy oh. More comedy from
Frasier this week, as Fraser takeson the important topics like the correct way

(02:32:56):
to tire. Well. The otherthing, too, is the very beginning
of the movie The woman who cutherself, who had slept with more men,
or enough men to fill Dodger Stadium. She kind of looked like ros
a little bit. So yeah,so there's that too. I mean,
if we can bring Roz back,we could find out that she had this

(02:33:18):
whole other side to her that theynever mentioned in the show. Do you
think Rose is gonna come back forthe news series Perry gilpet or whatever her
name is, Yeah, you know, I don't know. That's a good
question. I you know, whatabout the Northern Nanny? She is she
gonna come back? Well in thenews season? Is he right? No?

(02:33:39):
Right, he's He's completely not init, I think, right.
Yeah, So it's like I can'tbe stood up by hyde ps any longer.
I've got to go back to beingmy own man. Yeah uh yeah,
So who's who among us? It'san excited he's a freight yeah five

(02:34:01):
say yeah, I mean what wasit that like Fraser? Like, I
guess you know that there wasn't otherstuff out there for him? I guess,
like I guess, you know,I don't know, because it used
to be, right, like itused to be, if you did a
sitcom, you'd move on to anothersitcom, right, like you have that
Boss show that was right? Right? So it's yeah, I mean,

(02:34:22):
because like I know, were dancing, did cheers, and he did Becker
and then he was you know,the good place and you know CUSI It's
like but Fraser's like, no,no, I got to go back and
do more Fraser. And and everyone'slike, wait, we need streaming content,
sure, come do more, Fraser. I could you know, like,
I'm you know, I was Inexpendablesthree for five minutes and everyone went,

(02:34:43):
kelse, why is I'm sorry,Sylvester stallone, why is pray Inexpendables
three? Why? Sly? Ithink I really need to sit down and
fresh you on this point. I'llunderstand. I don't like Ronda Rowsey,
it's unforgivable, but all right,put him in it? No reason,

(02:35:09):
whyl Grammar was there a well knownracist and misogynist. All right, it
was at least a weapon. Puthim in it. I'm sorry, Schly,
We've got to pressure on this point. Frasier Crane in Express three,
sorry, carry on that well?No, I think what it was was
that he was like, there's noway anyone would believe that I would put

(02:35:31):
Kellen Lutz in in their crew orour expendable's crew unless somebody like a Fraser
Crane suggested kellen Lutz Ellen. Idon't want I like to call him ellen
Klutz Ellen. Come here? Ohhe tripped out shelf again? Water clut.
The mere concept of ellen Kluss it'sdifficult for me to understand. But

(02:35:56):
I guess if you put Fraser withhim, it's a little bit more palatable.
I guess. Mean that was thelone and a floppy hat introduces you
to this weird hand blider guy.Yeah, what's your special skill? Oh,
he's uh he could do hang gliding. Well, my niece in hand
gliding. What you're talking about?Why he can do it with a computer?

(02:36:18):
What? Right? He could jumpmotorcycles? He could be Steve McQueen
and and but I mean now I'mdrawing a blank on the brother movie,
Prisoner movie, The Great Escape.Yeah what I Yes, there were exactly
so that's what they were thinking.That's his superpower. He can jump jump
a motorcycle. I remember the Expendablethree trailer, and it's all like,

(02:36:39):
you know, uh, gently ArnoldSchwartzen, Jason Statham, Sylvester Stallone,
Harrison Ford and Fraser. Great.Wait what they didn't even call him Kelsey
Gramm. It's just and TVs Crane. Why is Wait, why is he

(02:37:03):
in the movie? Oh and we'vegot Wedsley Snipes coming back dose long grins
and wait, no, can wego back to the Fraser Crane things?
Why is here in the movie?All the all the all the all the
cards at the test greeting, they'rejust endless comments of like questioned by David

(02:37:31):
Hyde, Pierce was an available questionmark. Right at least at least his
uh father had some shrapnel in hiship. At least that's somewhat manly.
We send Ryn Crane in the battlewith fucking Jason Statum. Yeah, yeah,

(02:37:54):
there are so many ways that thatthird movie. I haven't seen the
fourth one. I'm maybe gonna gothis weekend, and I've been hearing things
about that. I mean, ofcourse it's only bad things, right,
right, exactly If it turns out, if I watch it it turns out
there's just a lot of like antiEnglish slurs, then I'll you know,
well, they won't because Stathan isnow the leader, Becausely is only the
cameo anymore. I want to knowwhy they have brought Mickey Rourke's character back

(02:38:18):
from the first one, the dribbleylipped tattoo artist who does fucking you know,
method acting, dribbley lip spitting whiletelling a story about killing a woman
in Vietnam. Bring that character back? Who did love that character? Right?

(02:38:39):
Yeah? I mean and he's likedoing it, like while he's giving
Stallona tattoo. You're gonna finish thistattoo, Mickey, just like and they're

(02:39:01):
like, wow, Mickey Roight,what an actor. I guess what made
the first one so good though,was it was just like getting that Yeah,
and then Eric Roberts, right,yeah, Darry Daniels, come on
now, Yeah, the first onewas so good. The second one wasn't
bad because they kill Hemsworth in thefirst ten seconds, and they killed him

(02:39:24):
in the most spectacular If you're goingto kill a Hemsworth in a movie,
that is the best way to doit. The way Van damn roundhouse kicking
a knife that Scott Atkins's I reallywanted at the end of the very last
Thor film to just bring Vilam back, and Johns full of Van dam just
comes and goes, hello, Iam Villa kill your brother many years ago

(02:39:48):
and expendables too, and then ScottAtkins appears next to him. He goes,
what bloody what am I doing here? What the fuck am I doing
here? And then he's like,he goes, shut up, shut up,
I am villain because wait, yourname is villain. Yes, my
name is villain. So you're thevillain and and your cold villain. Yes,

(02:40:09):
it's very clever. Slice alone,he writes this, It's very funny.
I'm here to take another Hemsworth becauseevery fifteen years, Jean Jaul van
dam has to kill and eat aHemsworth otherwise he loses even relevance, right,
And I mean from a Marvel Disneystandpoint, that would have been the

(02:40:31):
best way to kind of wrap thingsup for Hemsworth. And you know they
did the funeral for for Iron Man. They had, you know, Captain
America grow old, and then youcould have the wor get a knife to
the knife to the chest thereby,And Scott Atkins just been like, well,

(02:40:52):
I guess I'm in the Marvel universenow, then hold this knife here,
to hold this knife for him?Yeah, I think that's the only
way this legend has it. Theonly way to kill Amsworth is a knife
to the chest, propelled there bythe foot of Jean Claus. Yeah,

(02:41:13):
I mean, from a still owedstandpoint, I mean, if he's think,
you know, coming up with creativeideas. I mean, none of
the rest of that scene makes anysense, right, because Vilaine's got the
all of the other ones, youknow, at gunpoint, he could just
kill them all and then not haveto have to worry about them again and
just you know, enriches uranium orplutonium or whatever it is and go sell
to the highest bidder. But he'slike, no, I'm just gonna kill
this hem's worth in a spectacular fashion, of course, but I'm gonna kill

(02:41:37):
him and I'll let the rest ofyou live so you can come back and
defeat me at the end of thefilm, right, Yeah, no,
I mean it's a bond villainry whatone on one, you know, and
I love that, Yeah, Imean, you know, and then there
again is my thing? Is likethe ending fight between Sliced Alone and Jean
Claud van Dam should have been fuckingspectacular, and it was a little weak

(02:42:01):
sauce. You know, we'd waitedthis long to see Rocky four, not
even Rocky for actually just Rocky Balboa. So like the Over the Hill,
we'd waited this long to see RockyBalboa go head to head with Time carp
because that's the that's the crossover wehad been hoping to see. And it

(02:42:26):
was over in you know, afew roundhouse kicks, and I just thought
it was a little disappointing. Ijust thought they should have a princess bride
style uh swashbuckle. You know what'sthe word not joust? You know what
I mean? Yeah, duel duel. Yeah, so they should have like

(02:42:50):
a princess bride style duel with JeanClaude van Dam skipping around in pixie tights
and uh, either that, ohwait, maybe it's the crossover between the
Jean Claude Van Dam dancing person inBreaking versus the stallone from the musical that

(02:43:11):
he did with Dolly Potton. Whatwas it called? No? I think
so? No, no, whatwhat was that? I know you're talking
about, I was gonna say,because he also directed Staying Alive, the
Watch mccallt sequel, the and I'vegot I've got my phone open because I'm

(02:43:33):
on I'm on two beat right now. I forgot I was looking I forgot
that I was looking up the nameof the Debbie Harry erotic thriller, which
is Intimate Strangers. I had thatup at some point Rhymestone, right,
Ryanstone, that's right, yes,Yeah, So I think it's really his
character breaking and Stallone's character from uhwhat did I just say? It was

(02:43:56):
cool? That's it? Roar ryansIdestone, Uh, Dolly Potton and Sylvester
Saloone. I mean, is thereanyone that Stallone has not crossed over with?
He crossed over with Sharon Stone,crusted over with the Marvel universe,

(02:44:18):
and James Gunn he crossed over withJean claudvan Dam. The only one he
hasn't is Cigal is the only onehe hasn't crossed over with. Well,
word on the street is he didn'tdo the Expendables because he had issues with
the producers from like other stuff thatthey worked on before. Yeah, so

(02:44:39):
that's why Cigall wouldn't work with them. So, which I mean, I
got to think that still Stiga musthave like just like just a whole cadre
people that he can't be anywhere near, right movies in Belgrade and sells them
mainly to the lucrative Russian audience atthis point, right exactly because nobody else
that work with it, everybody elseis like, you know, I've done

(02:45:01):
you know, I know, there'sa film we did with Michael Jay White
where they weren't even in the scenetogether because he doesn't like Michael J.
White. So yeah, I don'tknow. I mean, it's it's it's
odd that you you apparently get toa level of delusion and self grandeur that
where all evidence to the contrary justpropelled, you know what I mean,

(02:45:24):
Like where despite all the evidence,you still believe that you are massively relevant,
massively famous and in uh and it'syou're none of those things. Yeah,
he still walks around the place withlike a ha ream of women and
a cadre of bodyguards, and hewalks around. Yeah, I'm just going

(02:45:50):
to be checking into this hotel,eating some of this delicious bucklear and you
know what I mean, and they'llbe taking several bars and everyone's just like,
oh, I guess. So it'sfamous cigal from his famous movie days.
But like the guy made. Imean, he's made three hundred films

(02:46:11):
or something, and two hundred andeighty nine of them are tosh I mean.
Look, the same goes for GaryDaniels. I haven't watched the Gary
Daniels movie, and probably ten likea New Daniels movie, in like ten
years or whatever, because who's watchingI think. I think Forced to Fight
was the last one, and onlywatched that one because Peter Weller was in

(02:46:33):
it. But yeah, I don'twatch any of the new stuff anymore.
You do more, don't you,Matt? You still watch something. Yeah,
it's like one of those things whereit's like almost like a crusade where
I've gott to re reeve them,but a lot of times I don't rent
them. And let's think get alittle like there's one he did call the
Gardener with them the guy who lookslike Charles Bronson, Bronzie, it's a

(02:46:54):
movie with him. No, No, Daniels, did Daniels, Oh God,
Daniels Grade Man at the Bottom ofthe Power. I haven't seen it
yet. It's been because it hasn'tbeen available on any streaming site, Like
it's always just to rent, andit's like, I can't, you know,
five bucks to watch Bronzie and Daniels, Like, there's no way it's

(02:47:16):
gonna be worth five bucks. Iremember I tried to watch that one Bronsie
movie that everyone was like, oh, it's just like, you know,
Charles Bronson back with death and blah, blah blah blah blah fifteen minutes,
and I'm like, this is thisis worse and I've sat through like low
budget track, but it was oneof the worst things. And I was

(02:47:37):
like after about because after about tenseconds ago, oh, he doesn't like
Charles bron Just it's like an oldtwat with a thin musk, because after
a while you see all the reasonswhy he's not Charles Bronson, you know
what I mean, yeah, right, But it's almost like people forget what
Charles. It's like our dog weused to have, who's unfortunately is no
longer with us. But he lookedkind of like a wolf, but he

(02:48:00):
was he was he was a hotyou know, like he looks kind of
like Charles bon No because he lookedkind of like a wolf. And people
be like, is your dog partwolf? Or is your dog a wolf?
And it's like, no, no, he's a dog. And it's
like he looked maybe like a dogplaying a wolf for Halloween. But when
you see an actual wolf, it'slike, have you ever looked like google

(02:48:22):
wolf and see what an actual wolflooks like. It's like people forget what
a wolf looks like and they seea dog that it's like half husky have
German shepherd thing that's a wolf andit's like, no, no, like
wolves are big and they're they're they'rescared. You know. It's like it,
but it's kind of the same thingwith it's like people forgot that's scream

(02:48:43):
screaming wolf. Hashtag don't you knowwhat a wolf looks like? It's like
hashtag wolf two's hashtag we're canceling theaftermovie, Dina, but giving solace to
wolf hainting. He's like, peopledon't know what wolf looks like? You're

(02:49:07):
you're staffing my strength. I'm tryingto walk my dog here. Hey,
you sad my strength. I'm tryingto want my dog here. He get
out, like I'm going to walka wolf around the neighborhood, around the
park here in Philadelphia, like heshould be perfectly fine around the kids,
and say, I'm just walking thiswolf through a playground. We don't mind

(02:49:31):
the wolf being here, sir,but you've got to leave, right you,
sir? Yes, pants back on. That was the other time you
rack on the wolf. No,the wolf doesn't need to wear pants.
That was the whole You're probably rightat me being half naked walking through the

(02:49:54):
park was probably it is, andyou're right, nobody really found it that
funny. And I was like,white dog's not wearing pants, that's right,
you know. Jen mentioned that,she was like, don't you want
to put some pants on before yougo out? I'm like, ah,
come on, it's the nineties.It's not the nineties anymore. Are you
sure? I think? Come off? It should be your rods now whatever.

(02:50:22):
Whatever. Our wives, our respectedwives, ask us to do something.
You'll have a go at us forsomething, or come down some visitor
and just be like, oh,come off, it's the nineties. She
will say to me, like,don't wear like if I obviously, being
from New England, I'm a Patriotsfan. She's like, don't wear Patriots
stuff out on the street here inPhiladelphia because people won't like it. But

(02:50:43):
I should be like, oh,it's the nineties, nobody will care if
I'm wearing a Patriot shirt, youknow. And then somebody throws a battery
at me while I'm out or somethinglike that. I'm like, you're right,
you were right, honey. It'snot the nineties anymore. Someone,
Oh, that's amazing. The hoodlimbsin Philadelphia row me the streets, the

(02:51:07):
giant looking for Patriots friends to somebodywearing a Patriots sir, somebody just dumbing
up to wear that Patriots shirt.I got the deep battery, a lot
of battery box. Open up yourboom box. I need a deep battery
as first as I can, andI'm gonna hit this guy. Throw a
battery at that guy. That's right, honey, you were right. You

(02:51:31):
know, belt in my head froma battery. It's like a battery sized
welt on my and then yeah,the the episode of according to Matt ends
with you being like, honey,you were right. And then he turned
turns to his friend holding the batteryand going, but I got a sweet
free battery, and then it justends. It all worked out in the

(02:51:54):
end. Beluci got a free battery. His wife was right. That's the
whole episode, right, is he'strying to find another d battery for his
flashlight, right, and he goesout in the way. It's like,
don't wear the Patriot shirt and gehit with a battery. Now I'll be
fine. Then he gets hit withthe battery and he's like, hey,
wait a second, and he goes. Then he's like roaming around in the

(02:52:16):
basement with it with the schlubby guy. Look at this, I got the
battery now. And he puts onthe boom box and it's like him and
dan Ackroid's single from like the nineties, and they put and it's just and
he just puts it on and thendan Acord comes out of the back and

(02:52:37):
the studio audience like it erupts withapplause and they sing a really bad version,
like a really really offensively bad versionof soul Man, and the entire
audience of older ladies just prolapse.And then and then Belushi just looks,

(02:52:58):
looks at the camera goes, that'sawful. According to Jim, got it
to Jim, you know, heneeded that battery and I was so that
through one it all worked out,except his friend was his wife. It's

(02:53:30):
why split personality, only it's flipped. When she's out in the day,
she's like this headstrong, fierce businessmanwho's just running a corporation and killing it
at work. And then like shegets on the subway and passes out and

(02:53:50):
then wakes up and it's like,I guess I'm Jim Belue. She's white.
She goes home and skirt and thenshe's got her hair out, and
she's like making dinner and complaining aboutall the schlubby stuff he's doing. She
comes home to find like television's onfire. He's like this kitchen with a

(02:54:15):
water slubby friend just in tiny whitiesand and leaser belts with flamethroats on.
And then they both look they bothlook at her and like shrug and then
she looks camera and it's like,I guess that's men. And then hands

(02:54:39):
on the hips are just like manman always fish dressed in nothing but tiny
whities while we're out earning a paycheck. Man. I've always wondered, it's
like in the middle of the US, is they're just like this whole like

(02:55:00):
cadre of schlubby men that like therethat would not be able to get through
a day without their wife, likejust completely taking care of them and moving
them from place to place and makingsure they don't blow up the house and
everything. But it's funny, butthe ultimate insult is this, right,
So you are a schlubby American man, and not just from the Midwest,

(02:55:20):
because we love our Midwest brothers andsisters, from the whole country. Because
I'm a schlub man and I liveright Connecticut, so slubby man from anywhere
in the country with a far moreattractive wife, because that's just how it
is, like normal people, likepeople I see in the pub, Matt,
Like last night there was an attractivewoman with a schlubby as fuck husband,

(02:55:43):
and you looked at the two andyou were like, I just don't
understand the world anyway. They thosetwo right, They've been out the pub,
they've been drinking away, and theygo home. And the ultimate insult
as if this poor schlubby wang isn'tfucking looked after and pampered and put up

(02:56:03):
with enough. He then demands inbed, instead of having sex with his
wife to watch. According to Jim, reruns a podcast in which a lay
about dad with a attractive and muchmore accomplished wife lies around berating women.
And you must think to yourself,if you're that attractive woman who's married to

(02:56:26):
that schlub who's now forced to watch. According to Jim, you must think
to yourself, like, I havejust hit the jackpot. This is my
dream. When I was a littlegirl, I always wanted a really bugly
husband who brought me home forced meto watch jubby, blush and is even

(02:56:48):
chubby a dumber looking friend break thingsand set fire to things and fall over
children, causing absolute pandemonium, whileme hard working, money earning, grocery
shopping, hard cooking, always perfectlyattractive. Wife asked about her day being

(02:57:09):
maligned by men, going, well, women, Ah, they're always trying
to, you know, do theirnails or something so emotional. Yeah,
they're always breaking their nails while ironing. Am I right? Men? Also,
have you noticed right that since weall became I think, much better

(02:57:33):
people and more enlightened men, andhow ironing has just got out of the
window once we were like, well, we can't ask women to constantly do
the ironing because that would just beyou know, chauvinistic and misogynistic and wrong.
So then ironing just stopped the worldover. Like I guarantee that,
like the day that the you know, women got the voter or whatever,

(02:57:56):
that irons slowly have declined. Andthen time we got to the nineties with
the more enlightened mail and the metrosexualas they used to call them, the
more enlightened sensitive mail, I imaginethat there's sales of irons just tanked,
like because if we could. Youknow, if men like Belushi can't force

(02:58:18):
their fifties plaid skirt wearing wives todo the ironing for them, they're not
going to do it themselves, Matt. They're not not going to do it
Like I'll do laundry. I evenfold, Matt. I'm a good folder.
I know how to fold. I'vegot the fold down. But if
you asked me to iron, I'dsay that was a step too far.
I put the shit in the washingmachine, I pressed the button, I

(02:58:41):
took it out of the washing machine. I put it in the dryer.
I pressed the button, I tookit out of the dryer, and I
folded it on the bed. Whatmore? What more? Matt? Could
you if you asked me to iron? I shit a brick. So what
I'm saying is, Matt, isnow that we've the iron is the last
stage of misogyny and chauvinism in America, and it is dying on the vine.

(02:59:05):
That's all I'm saying. What doyou think I used to I used
to iron right back in like theearly two thousand. I got a college.
I would I would like iron myshirts and stuff like that. And
then I discovered Miami Vice like kindof rediscovered it rcause I remember watch you
know, and Crockett, right,he had all his clothes were all,
you know, wrinkly and everything,and I was like, why don't I
just do brinkly? Like like whatis all this effort that I'm putting into

(02:59:28):
ironing that, like, you know, especially like to like you know,
like with the button up shirts,like nine times out of time, I'm
just putting a sweater over them anyway, So like what what does it matter?
And then like the khakis, Likeis somebody really looking at how wrinkled
my khakis are? It's like that'stheir problem if they're worried about my wrinkled
kakis. And I was like youngwatching Miami Vice and going, fuck ironing.

(02:59:50):
Yes, if Crockett doesn't need toiron, I don't need to iron.
And that was it. And soI had an iron after that.
But I was like what am I? Like, we have an ironing board
here and it is just covered inclothes and use it now, and I'm
worry about it because it's covered ina lot of clothes and you know,
at some point the physics is notgoing to work on how it's balanced,

(03:00:11):
and the whole thing is going totopple over, but so far we've avoided
that. But neither of us ironYou know, my wife is an irony
because and you wouldn't want to do. I don't want my wife to win
for people to I in iron stuffeither. It's like, that's what I'm
saying. But I'm saying irons.Irons were essentially pointless, right. Irons

(03:00:31):
were essentially a way to just makea shirt look slightly better for men who
wanted to swan about country clubs,quaffing brandy and ruining the world for everybody,
right, And I'm just saying thatthe moment we stopped being massaged as
chauvinistic pricks and having our wife toour ironing was the moment we suddenly went,
I don't want to swe around thecountry club. Seems like a lot

(03:00:54):
of effort. And if I don'twant to swan around the country club drinking
brandy, it means I don't haveto wind my shirt. Bonus, I'm
pay home and I'm going to watchsome movies and eat some cheesy crisps.
And then in the nineteen nineties,Matt Jim Belushi ruined that for everybody.
So so in the two thousands,early two thousands great when they were trying

(03:01:16):
to remake King of Queens and Thinkcame out ninety eight and they were just
like, Okay, Kevin James istwo gen x and New York is too
edgy? What can we do tomake this less edgy and less gen x
blushy in Chicago? So we gotBoomer, we got Chicago. Make it
working class, not in the directlyin the city Chicen, but make it

(03:01:37):
more working Okay, we can workwith this. This works better than like
Queens New York with and do lotsof jokes about losing the remote control.
People love jokes about losing the remotecontrol, or do jokes about where you've
got down with a tray full ofvery hot food, most of which is
boiled chicken you're gonna rub into yourface while watching a sports match, and

(03:02:01):
just when the sports match is starting, you can't reach the remote control because
you've got too much boiled chicken onyour face. Maybe let's do a send
a whole slapstick scene with Belushi doingthat. That would be fantastic. And
then then there's like a women's show, like a show that women would want
to watch. He's on TV andhe can't change the channel. And then

(03:02:22):
and then his buddy comes in.It's like, hey, great game,
wasn't it. No, I couldn'twant I had to watch you know this,
This is because I had boiled chickenand the remote was here and it
was like for three hours I hadto do all of that and I couldn't
watch the game. And he's thebest friend comes in at Belushi's like crying
because he's like got into this show, but he can't y know that he's

(03:02:45):
crying. Hey, right, it'sjust like it's the shuffalo Chicken and that's
right, Yeah, because the schlobvyguy always gets emotional at the women's movie
because that's the irony. That's thejoke. That's the joke. Yeah,
the joke is, well, youknow, he's so anti softness and anti

(03:03:05):
love and anti emotion. But deepdown, deep down, if we forgive
twenty three episodes of him lounging aroundtalking nonsense, abusing his children, and
not paying enough attention to his wife, if we're going to allow that,
the only way we're going to showthat the reason why his wife even loves
him in the first place is he'sgoing to get a little teary while watching

(03:03:30):
Wuthering Heights, and that's it.Then it'll make about how fit Kate Bush
was in her soundtrack version of Weatheringor her song version of Weathering Hides,
and then everything will be all forthe world to care. Well. He
did cry at the TV version ofWeathering Hides, but then he seemed to
be very sexist towards Kate Bush,and I felt like that was I was

(03:03:50):
okay again. I could put evena little bit of emotion back inside my
body and stuff it down with cheeseburgersand regret. Right. It's like like
she comes in that the wife comesin says how nice it is that he's
being emotional all that stuff, andhe's like yeah, and then that Kate
butch Man, what knock? Orshe had to Jim like, I think

(03:04:13):
the only the only problem is andI've never seen that. I've only seen
clips of according to Jim, thatbelue she posts on his Instagram, and
I'm always delighted when it shows up. But I've seen the credit sequence,
and I don't really want to seethe credit sequence because in my head,

(03:04:35):
it's a jaunty song that goes don'tDon't. According to Jim, everything is
great. According to Jim, he'sgot chicking on his plate. Everything is
wonderful. He's watching the sports.Jubmy May has come round wearing short and
his wife is in the kitchen.She's building a cooker and putting up a

(03:04:56):
three piece sweet but wanting to Jim. According to Jim, he's got arrest
his feet or something like that.According to Jim, nonsense, perfect,
I don't. I don't think that'sI don't remember. I've only seen one

(03:05:18):
episode, and I don't remember theopening credits or the end, but the
basic premise of the episode if thiswas a corny to Gym and it wasn't
another show, but I think itwas. According to Jim, it was
he went to a Cubs game andhe caught a baseball for a home that
like it ended up being like itwas a home run, but it canceled
the home run or something, soit was like all the fans in Chicago

(03:05:39):
hated him and they wanted to killhim. I think that was a cordy
of Gym and not the Dnell longshow where he was a similar you know,
yeah, I think that was acourse. That's the one episode that
I remember I think if that ifthat was a cod gym and I don't
even know why I would have watched. It might have been one of those
deals where I had boiled chicken andcouldn't get to the remote, and I
was like, you know where,I finally, you know, wanted to

(03:06:00):
watch Sense and Sensibility, but nowI have to watch three hours. According
to Jim boiled sticking off my lap. I made it through one episode and
I was like, you know what, I can just get up and change
the channel. That's probably what happened. And I's just like I put a
bunch of times put this place ofchicken on the table exactly. I love

(03:06:22):
how I love the I love theshow according to Jim that I'm constructing in
my head like I love. Idon't know if it's exactly this way,
but I in my head, I'mvery I feel like this has to be
what the show is because people wouldn'thave this opinion of Jim Belushi that they
have now based on the movies thatwe've been we just even just the two

(03:06:45):
that we've watched so far, butreally any of the nineties era blueshi It's
so not the idea that people haveof what Jim Belushi is now. So
according to Jim had to be somuch what we're talking about to be able
to have scrub to every these memoriesof nineties era. Yeah, it is
remarkable though, how there really isno like style to ballution, I mean

(03:07:09):
other than his own style, whichis casual shirts, not smart shirts,
but with smart silk tires. Chinosalways pleated. The more pleats, the
better the Chino was the tagline.More pleats, the better than the Gino.

(03:07:30):
And then it was like someone justjumping up in air and like freeze
frame while while their trousers ballooned toenormous sizers. The more pleas, the
better the Gino. So it's it'sa it's a plaid cordroi or denim shirt
like a casual work shirt with asmart silk tie, right, a pair

(03:07:56):
of Gino's with all of the pleatsslightly too high around the gut. Right,
then it's a sports jacket of somekind and and not a knight,
never a nice one. And thatit's either that or if it's slightly more
stylish blushy, he wears a tanlinen suit. So if it's canine blushy

(03:08:22):
or if it's red heat blushy,it's a tan linen suit. That's how
that's how you can distinguish the differentblushies he wants to, you know,
as a character. Costume comes veryearly in his process as an actor.
And basically what he does is hestands in front of his wardrobe and goes,

(03:08:43):
do I go with the door workshirt with the silk tie and sports
jacket combination, or do I gofor the tan linen suit. These are
the questions that keep Blushi up atnight, and for that I'm grateful.
Yeah. Well, and then inthis film we got to see the we
mixed up a little bit with thedouble breasted sport coat that he apparently was

(03:09:03):
keeping in the back of his carwhen he suddenly was invited to it was
it was her ex husband's sports coatbecause she's and he still comes around to
the house and has sex with her, which is just weird. That's okay,
So that explains all that. Sohe was wearing okay, So that's
why there was that. So itwas really out of his his ubra that
he's used to. Yes, yeah, I don't. I don't ever remember

(03:09:26):
Belushi voluntarily wearing Oh no, nottrue in Filofax when he slicks his hair
back and wears a ponytail ponytail manin this movie. In file of Fax,
also known as Taking Care of Business, he wears a double breasted white
suit in that. But that's whenhe's trying to pretend like he's a file

(03:09:50):
Offax, carrying Playboy and Tlazak ina suit. It's a common He steals
all of Chuckden's money and he getsaway with it because he's blushi and nobody
likes Charles Groden. They want tosee bad things happen to him. Just

(03:10:11):
that's Midnight Run, Yeah, MidnightRun, taking care of Business, the
couch trop Beethoven, Beethoven, Yeah, poor Charles Groden, just being attacked
merciless. Yeah, what did CharlesGroden ever do to you, Hollywood?
Except yeah, yeah, they justyou know. I remember he had his
own talk show for a while,and I remember I think he went on

(03:10:33):
Conan O'Brien because and and Cone O'Brienpointed out the fact that CNBC when they
removed Groden's talk show and replaced itwith reruns of Conan O'Brien, and it
was like a very awkward conversation whereCon O'Brien was trying to make light of
it, and Charles Groden was like, no, I don't really think it's
that funny that they canceled my talkshow and they replaced it with reruns of

(03:10:54):
your show. So he was usedto getting dumped out and he didn't take
it. He just you know,except I don't even that he accepted it,
but it was just the natural orderof things, unfortunately, And I
think that's that's unfair. Well,while people like Belushi flourish, people like
Will Groden will on the vine andI'm sorry, Grodon deserves better, Matt,

(03:11:16):
and I'm I'm gonna see he getsbetter. But anyway, so this
was the wonderful separate that we're allliving stepparate lives, and I enjoyed it
thoroughly. Matt. I'm trying tothink whether we can do this next week

(03:11:37):
or not. I am in Mexiconext week. Maybe not, maybe not
next week, but we'll do itin two weeks. In two weeks,
we'll be back on to be watchingmore Jim Belushi, in two weeks will
be back gone to be will bewatching more Jim. Uh. According to

(03:12:03):
Jim, you know, have youever heard of One Foot in the Grave,
the British sitcom that still sang thetheme tune too. I don't know,
actually I don't know. I meanit must have. I must I
feel like it must have aired herein the US, like maybe I like
TBS or something, but I itsounds familiar, but I don't know if
I've ever seen it. It wasbasically the old grumpy version, like the

(03:12:26):
Old Age, like the white headed, grumpy old age pensioner version of according
to Jim English, and the themesong was by Eric Idol, and it
went one Foot in the Grave likeit was one of it's like, you
know, like when Eric Idol doeslike comedy Brockney, you know what I

(03:12:48):
mean, And you are older andake and still missed Beve one foot in
the Grave, like it was thatkind of thing. So I just a
man. And the theme song toJimmy's now calling to Jim, Calling to
Jim. You know, I justimagine. I don't know why, but

(03:13:09):
I imagine it's like Eric Hard it'severything else that we're talking about with the
show, like it fits everything.If this entire idea that we have of
according to we actually ever watch episodesof it, it's we're gonna probably be
so disappointed. We're gonna sit thereand be like, why is this not
as much fun as be envisioned itas? Why is his wife? Why
does his wife not have the oldpersonality? Why is she not like a

(03:13:35):
leather fiend by day and the comradeshe comes home to Belution, it's a
lot of us, friend covered theentire house is covered in zebra feces,

(03:13:56):
and she's like, went on inhere, and he's like, sorry,
dear mannee oh man, we'll getit all cleaned up there, all the
zebra feces. But why is therea deeper in that with like a lettuce
or something. The zebra comes inlike eating her clothes or eating eating the

(03:14:22):
presentation that she's there, goes yourwork presentation, honey, oh, and
it shows that the zebra just kindof and she goes to take it,
and he like snorts snorts at heror something like that. She's full away,
so she she leaves Belushi. She'slike, I can't live like this
anymore, and she leaves Blushi andBelue she The only way he's gonna get

(03:14:52):
his wife back is if him andhis schlubby mate redo in eight hours.
The work presentation that took his wife, who actually knows what a job stinks,
months to do. He and hisdumb friend they're gonna do it in
eight hours, with like a seriesof wigs and costumes and video cameras.

(03:15:16):
It's it being like this complete mess. She shows it to the boss and
the boss is about to fire her, and then suddenly he gets arrested for
insider trading and it all works out. She's ready, it's still problem exactly
ever after and she he comes overand he's like, oh, did you
give the presentation? She's like,better than that, I got a promotion.
He just looks at his looks athis friend and goes, wow,

(03:15:39):
we must have really done great work, and then like back her up in
another beer and keep watching the game. Comes got the six pack ring around
his mouth and brings them the beer. Beer off. The Zebras now a

(03:16:01):
pony on the show. The Zebrais like one hundreds. As they're introducing
people, there's a zebra at theend and mister Zebra. They're at the
Zebra. The zebra who weirdly wearsa sombrero and no one knows why,
and he puts nachos up in thesombrero. He's like, zebra come here,

(03:16:24):
and the zebra comes in. Oh, according to Jim, he's his
is wearing the chow hat t aboutthat. That's the greatest sitcom perfect.

(03:16:46):
I think Jim believe made this sitcom. That's the thing. I think he.
I think he would have rather madethis sitcom than according to Gym.
But according to Gym, was theone who was going to pay the bills
for him. So what I wantto do is go back and watch like
all the episodes of According to Jim, but then rewrite them to include to
include all our weird character things anda zebra, and then you give the

(03:17:11):
script to Blushi and it suddenly becomeslike an Internet sensation or something that's exactly
that would be amazing. They'd belike, oh, it's it's it's like
an American sitcom. But there's azebra and a sombrero who seems to be
smoking a cigar, and the wifeis like into leather bondage during the day,

(03:17:33):
but the CEO of a fortune fivehundred company at night while also being
a housewife and a mother who's ironingand things like that, and the children
wear animals they'd like turn into dogsat night, and he walks around the
neighborhood shouting, it's not a wolf. Uh, it's my son. According

(03:18:00):
to Jim, he's got to werewolf sons, my two were wolf sons
with with a zebra named chip Uh. The person who plays the wife,

(03:18:20):
even though she has like the hardestjob on the show because she's going to
play all these different characters, tomultiple costume changes and stuff, her name
is like all the way down thevery end of the credits and it just
says. And also because Belushi hastold the writers there's a lot of mileage

(03:18:46):
in the sombrera wearing zebra and Iwant him on contract. Okay, that
is phenomenal, Matt. Okay,let's end the show there, Yes,
with the surreal visions of a cordinto Jim still dancing ahead. Matth this
has been a real pleasure. Thankyou so much. We will do this
again in like a couple of weeks, maybe because my mum will be here,

(03:19:11):
but I'll figure it out anyway.Take us all the best, love
to your wife and speak sooner,save save, have a great day.
It was another great time. Talkto you soon. Oh we are too
middle age men watching nineties era JimBlue films too, middle age man watching

(03:19:33):
nineties zero Jim Balue She films too, middle age man watching nineties zero Jim
Bluci films. And you can watchalong with those. Oh yeah, you've
been watching along with us, Ohyeah, Or maybe you've been listening somewhere

(03:19:56):
where it's listening. It just gotthe podcast version. You've not seen the
film, but you have listened alongwith us. Oh day, you have
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