The Bitterest Pill: The Dan Klass Monologues

The Dan Klass podcast

Episodes

#388: It Was 20 Years Ago Today…

November 3, 2024 • 81 mins

We celebrate the 20th Anniversary of The Bitterest Pill by discussing: Chatbots can't keep up the facade, DJ X is a fraud, passing gas immediately before work is a risky game, and Clint Eves is a bad intern.

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#387: The Eyes Have It

October 12, 2024 • 59 mins

I can not describe this episode. It was recorded on June 5th, and I'm writing this description on Oct. 12. So, just listen?

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#386: The 90045

May 29, 2023 • 57 mins

I complain about Westchester and take a shower...

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#385: This Episode Has No Title

May 9, 2023 • 49 mins

I recorded this episode a week and a half ago, and I don't remember what I said...

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#384: Good night, Nurse

March 11, 2023 • 30 mins

My dad had an operation.

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#383: Artificial Intelligence & Real Stupidity

February 11, 2023 • 38 mins

I made an AI version of my voice, I am a horrible friend, and Cousin Ronny (River) is a cowboy...

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#382: If It’s Fixed Don’t Break It

January 22, 2023 • 48 mins

I switched to "less expensive" health insurance, tried to get AI to make me a Me, and finally fixed the washer and dryer...I think.

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#381: Cyanide & Hot Water

December 30, 2022 • 68 mins

I bought a Koke Zeero laced with cyanide, got new glasses that are useless, called in "sick," and tried to fix the leaking shower...

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#380: Hugo

November 27, 2022 • 35 mins

I talk about Hugo.

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#379: A Picture Requires a Thousand Words

November 12, 2022 • 61 mins

I talk about not wanting to go to the "Black Chipotle," getting COVID twice, the proper way to write an obituary, Lighthouse Spaceship & card tricks, bald guy hair maintenance, and how I am no good at reacting to getting a traffic ticket...

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#378: Don’t Call It a Comeback…

November 6, 2022 • 49 mins

After a bit of an extended hiatus (almost 3 years?), I am back with the usual nonsense about restroom phone etiquette, rabid raccoons, the Bitterest Pill connection to possibly the greatest movie ever made, my version of TikTok, and my expertise in installing smart thermostats...

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PILLBOX: The Wish Book

November 15, 2020 • 53 mins

I talked reality with my agent. Honestly, if you’re trying to make it in show business, reality is the last thing you want to talk about.

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PILLBOX: Science Fair

November 1, 2020 • 69 mins

(Originally released April 21, 2011) Hudson and his friends took part in the LA County Science and Engineering Fair, and I chaperoned. No, not my first choice of chaperone, but there […]

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PILLBOX: Aloha, Birthday Girl

October 26, 2020 • 54 mins

We were supposed to go to Hawaii again this year. But, things can change. Try explaining to your 8-year-old daughter that she won’t be spending her birthday in Maui after all. Gulp.

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#377: What’s a Middle-Aged White Man to Do?

January 15, 2020 • 68 mins

I drove to Arizona with my eyes closed and slept with my eyes open...

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#376: Somethin’s (Almost) Bruin

November 18, 2019 • 44 mins

I went to a football game. Well, two. I think. Jimmy drove us. I "talked" sports and drank a third of a beer. And survived.

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#375: We’ll Have Time (Right?)

November 10, 2019 • 64 mins

I go to a wedding, I go to Michigan and I go back in time. It's good to be back...

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#374: All That Jazz… (aka “Butterscotch” or “Lima Bean?”)

May 9, 2019 • 49 mins

I talk about my need for a new coding system, so I know when a woman is interested in me and when she is just being polite. "What's Your '17?'" "Butterscotch?" "Lima bean?"

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#373: Bumbling, As Usual

April 1, 2019 • 38 mins

I was trying to network...

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#372: The Fix Is In

February 24, 2019 • 50 mins

All I wanted was to get some frozen yogurt on a Saturday night, and maybe get my daughter's phone fixed.

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The Bitterest Pill: The Dan Klass Monologues

Episodes

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#386: The 90045

#385: This Episode Has No Title

#384: Good night, Nurse

#383: Artificial Intelligence & Real Stupidity

#382: If It’s Fixed Don’t Break It

#381: Cyanide & Hot Water

#380: Hugo

#379: A Picture Requires a Thousand Words

#378: Don’t Call It a Comeback…

PILLBOX: The Wish Book

PILLBOX: Science Fair

PILLBOX: Aloha, Birthday Girl

#377: What’s a Middle-Aged White Man to Do?

#376: Somethin’s (Almost) Bruin

#375: We’ll Have Time (Right?)

#374: All That Jazz… (aka “Butterscotch” or “Lima Bean?”)

#373: Bumbling, As Usual

#372: The Fix Is In

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