Brooklyn and Cali Mashup, Life Lessons, and Too Much Game: A Candid Conversation with Uncle Dolemite

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Join us for an incredible conversation with Uncle Dolemite, the host of the Too Much Game Podcast, as we delve into a wide range of topics with a raw and unfiltered perspective. We start off by discussing our favorite gangster movies and the art of taking chances. From there, we navigate through the realms of dating, parenting, and industry accountability, posing thought-provoking questions along the way.

As we delve into race, politics, and entertainment, we reflect on the upcoming election and the impact Joe Biden has had on the black community. The gentrification of Brooklyn also becomes a point of discussion, exploring its effects on the local population. In a candid chat about parenting in today's society, we examine the prevalence of drugs and the responsibility of parents to create a positive environment for their children.

This engaging and entertaining episode with Uncle Dolemite offers unique insights that will leave you contemplating long after the conversation ends. Join us and discover what it truly means to have "Too much game" in our ever-changing world.

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Styles (00:02):
You are now rocking with the brunch hour podcast, the
best hour of the day.
It's the only podcast I listento.
With your host.
Bless Jess and Styles.
You already know we don't knowhow to start the show.

(00:24):
I barely know how to say hello.
I'm a man type, social likethat, so shout outs to Pots the
producer.
You can find him on Instagram,but you man definitely blessed
us with the opening today.
Not willingly, brooklyn, butyou'll get it when I play it.

Soundbite (00:43):
Hey yo, what up?
what up is your boy Pots?
Look, there's no state, noisland, no country that
represents their country likeBrooklyn Respectfully.
Because Brooklyn is a country.
They have a war cry Nigga, i'mfrom Brooklyn.
That's their war cry.
Understand this, no matterwhere they at in the world.
If there's a problem, they'rein the middle of Bangladesh in

(01:03):
the sand and they beef withsomebody, he's gonna say, nigga,
i'm from Brooklyn, and uppercut a camel.
A Brooklynite is a differentbreed.
There's a female that declaredwar on ISIS.
Represent Brooklyn ISIS.
If you come to New York Cityand you try to blow anything up,
but Barack Obama is coming foryou, i'm from Brooklyn.

(01:23):
I rap Brooklyn all day.
She declared war on ISIS fromBrooklyn.
You know what type of pride yougotta have to do some shit like
that.
I knew the love was rare forBrooklyn.
When Biggie wins a Soul Trainaward and before he says thank
god or shout out to New York, hegets on the mic and goes I
wanna give a shout out to myborough.
Brooklyn is up in here Now.

(01:46):
If that isn't loyalty, i don'tknow what is.
Hey, yo, since I was like nineyears old when Will Darryl
Yankevich was making his songs.
He used to wait for the yearlywrap up every year and then
someone decides to say, hmm,maybe I should take it, make it
more ill and disrespectful, andyap that real quick Wave from
Consider this me pay homage toBrooklyn Where Brooklyn at.

(02:09):
That's it.

Styles (02:13):
We right here.
That's us, that's it, that'sall.
We're ignorant, smart.
We need to grow the fuck up,just not today.
Let's start the fucking show.

Uncle Dolemite (02:24):
I used to be in love with this bitch.
They me and J.
They'll fuck with her no more.
Now I fuck with Tango Ray.
Tango Ray, hey yo, what's up?
We need two shots.
It's a combo.

Styles (02:37):
All right, people listen .
I told you this was gonna be agood one, and indeed it's gonna
be a good one.
So I got my man from the WestCoast.
Uncle Dola mate, tell thempeople what's good.

Uncle Dolemite (02:52):
Good evening motherfuckers and motherfuckers.

Styles (02:55):
Yo, i've been working on my motherfucking intros, but
I'm just still slacking rightnow Cause all for the care or
the audio, whichever you guyshappen to be watching, or both
or whatever.
We had like a whole hourconversation and then I got to
reintroduce them and shit.
So shit's kind of awkward andfunny.
So, boom, what we gonna do isthis I'm gonna ask you a series

(03:18):
of questions, right, just sothat people get to know you.
You know the people on thisside of things if they haven't
heard of you.
But before we even get startedwith that, tell them a little
bit about your podcast, causeyou are a podcaster.

Uncle Dolemite (03:29):
Yeah, exercise Nadim is a bitch ass niggas and
punk ass bitches just droppingjuice from the perspective of a
real motherfucker.
That's really it.
You know it's a philosophy showbased on shit I see and shit I
feel.
based on shit I see.

Styles (03:49):
All right, and what's so crazy about that is this if you
went to, if you went tomotherfuckers giving it to you
in a blunt manner, withoutsugarcoating shit is definitely
something to listen to, right,cause he's definitely going to
give you something to thinkabout.
It's one of the few independentartists that I actually
listening to, as far as podcastsgo, cause most of us are all

(04:11):
over the place, self included.
But you know, it's clear,concise and it's definitely
entertaining, all right.
So boom, let's get into it.
You ready?
Yeah, all right.
So text call or FaceTime.

Uncle Dolemite (04:24):
Text Why?
Cause I don't want to talk toeverybody Now, depending on who
I'm talking to.
A face, if it's a chick,facetime, especially if you got
some big titties, some nice eyes, nice pretty smile FaceTime.
I ain't got nothing that textme.

Styles (04:44):
I cool Shoot your shot of chilling the cut.

Uncle Dolemite (04:48):
Shoot your shot, but that's also depending on
who it is, because if she ugly,i'm chilling.

Styles (04:55):
I ain't asking if he was taking one for the team.

Uncle Dolemite (04:59):
Hey man, she thick, i might take one for the
team, it depends.
I hate you Depending on if I'min a drought or not, but nine
times out of 10.
I shoot my shot.

Styles (05:09):
But the internet, nobody's in the drought, brother
, nobody's ever in the drought.

Uncle Dolemite (05:14):
True, true.
It's been too good to me sinceI've been single.

Styles (05:19):
All right, just so I don't get in trouble, let me
slide back over here to thesequestions.
Your favorite black gangstermovie?
No matter what the blackgangster movie, let's remove the
black from it.
Your favorite gangster movie?
Give me your top three.

Uncle Dolemite (05:39):
New boys in the hood counters a gangster movie.

Styles (05:43):
Absolutely Documentary Okay.

Uncle Dolemite (05:46):
Well, boys in the hood scarface.

Styles (05:50):
Okay.

Uncle Dolemite (05:51):
And shot us Okay .

Styles (05:54):
Yeah.

Uncle Dolemite (05:57):
Belly is in there with shot us.
but is it, though?
I think that yeah.

Styles (06:03):
Well, for me I think Belly's over shot us.
But I'm just surprised that yousaid shot us.

Uncle Dolemite (06:08):
Yeah, like Belly kind of drops off after a
certain point in the movie.
It's like once DMX go toAtlanta, belly get kind of
stupid.
So you know, i think that's whyI put shot is above it.

Styles (06:25):
Cool, your favorite, your favorite gangster artist
music.

Uncle Dolemite (06:37):
Shit.
Top three Okay Okay, number oneprobably dub see Number two
probably Gucci man.
Number three, let me, i guess Isay a current motherfucker,

(06:58):
that's a live mozzie out ofSacramento.

Styles (07:02):
All right.
So it's a bunch ofmotherfuckers I definitely don't
listen to and only like mozzieI'm mildly familiar with, you
know, and what I'm doing is likeI'm literally after this.
I always go back to Spotifyjust to listen away.
Everybody else is listening to,you know, especially the guests
and whatnot to try to tap inGucci man.

(07:24):
It ain't gonna happen, and I'mfamiliar with that dude.
I'm mozzie, mildly familiaragain, you know.
So I definitely need to.
I need to expand my horizons.
I'm wildin out here.

Uncle Dolemite (07:38):
You can have.
It's a.
You had to be outside out.
You had to be out this way.
Yeah, okay.

Styles (07:46):
You know, it's funny because we got a lot of.
We have a lot of artists, well,fuck.

Uncle Dolemite (07:50):
I'm 48 years old .

Styles (07:52):
So back in the day, artists it's the same, like the
same thing, you know.

Uncle Dolemite (07:57):
I mean like Black Moon would be considered
like, and I guess, anunderground artist but was like
so big out here huge, exactlylike a cool G-wrap or some shit
like yeah, like niggas on theother side is familiar with him,
but it didn't hit on the westlike it probably hit out there.
You know Bumpy Knuckles or youknow Homeboy, who just passed

(08:20):
away to Gorilla motherfuckingthe Gorilla, damn, trying to
think of homey name.
He played big and not him, notGorilla Black, that nigga from
out here.
I'm talking about a shit.
That shit, fucked up.
It's gonna come to me after I.
Let's not burn no time on itbecause, okay, i can't think of

(08:42):
homey, but he could wrap hismotherfucking ass off and he
just passed, probably like twoyears ago.

Styles (08:49):
So okay, from the Bronx think so.
I know exactly what you'retalking about and see your slip
and memory just fucked my wholeshit up.
thank you, because that's likethe nigga literally is on, like
he's in my top five, that alive,because the nigga's metaphors
was crazy.
Yeah him, it's the same nigga.

Uncle Dolemite (09:12):
I can't think of that motherfucking name, but
it's like niggas like that.
That to y'all niggas.
He was that nigga.
You know that's how it is likewith us.
Like Dub is like one of theniggas out here.
Okay, you know, cuz he was inWest Side Connection with Ice
Cube and Mac.

Styles (09:27):
But I'm familiar with him.
I'm super familiar with him.

Uncle Dolemite (09:30):
He was the nigga who Crip walking.

Styles (09:33):
He's actually one of my favorite in that whole situation
.

Uncle Dolemite (09:36):
Yeah, he was on the who was that shit?
the, the Def Jam Vendetta, hewas on that shit.
You know Dub was on that game,but yeah, i'm still fucking
trying to get this nigga's name.

Styles (09:51):
I just posted him the other day, literally, and I was
sick to my fucking stomachbecause what he did, what he
died from, covid, and when hewent into the hospital he had
took a picture of himself in thehospital laying in the bed not
on the ventilator, of course,but you saw my friend, the guy
son yeah nah, it ain't him, it'sanother, it's like an older

(10:11):
nigga, he's monkey hell.

Uncle Dolemite (10:16):
Nah, i'm gonna find this motherfucker man cuz
it's gonna fuck with me.
Now not the nigga from um whatyou call it um and it's so
fucked up these niggas, it'slike um Sean Price, so it was
longer.
Oh, sean Price, my bad SeanPrice.

Styles (10:38):
I said bootcamp, click it nigga.
You just went with it.
It was like yeah, yeah, yeahYeah.

Uncle Dolemite (10:43):
Yeah, that nigga Shawn Price was hard than the
motherfuckin' pause That's afact I couldn't think of who the
fuck it was.
I'm like damn my nose in NewYork, nigga Who.
Everything I heard from thenigga was cold.
But yeah, i couldn't place it.
But like I said, out here itain't like it's a bunch of
niggas out here Like, oh, thatnigga Shawn Price and nigga hard
.

Styles (11:03):
Yo, did you, have you ever heard the help?
the Skeletor album, the firstone.

Uncle Dolemite (11:09):
Yeah, that's what was years ago, though right
Like yeah, but he was he's inthat group.
Yeah, and that's what I'msaying Like I'm familiar, but
not like how y'all niggas isfamiliar, got you?

Styles (11:20):
Got you, that's homework for you.

Uncle Dolemite (11:22):
Yeah.

Styles (11:22):
Because the shit was definitely so.
Um, i call.
So let me see.
Let me see at this stage ofyour life, what's the theme song
.
The theme song would representthe stage in your life.

Uncle Dolemite (11:45):
Damn probably anything by Larry June, who you
familiar with, larry June.

Styles (11:51):
You got me over here writing shit down.

Uncle Dolemite (11:54):
Like it.
He's an.
He's a nigga from Frisco.
He make music about organicsmoothies, investments and And
just be a cool.
Yeah, he out of Frisco, coolmotherfuckers.

Styles (12:08):
You got an album.
I'm going to be able to findthem.

Uncle Dolemite (12:11):
I got a bunch of shit out.
Yeah, yeah, he going to be easyto find He.
He, he do understand, butanything by him like you ever
heard of currency.

Styles (12:23):
Yes.

Uncle Dolemite (12:24):
Same type of vein.
OK, cool nigga music.

Styles (12:29):
Cool And I am going to.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
I'm going to ask you how old you are Leave that right
there Oh 40.

Uncle Dolemite (12:36):
Oh 40.

Styles (12:40):
40.
OK.

Uncle Dolemite (12:42):
Young.

Styles (12:44):
Young old.
Yes, oh, you want me to fuckyou out.

Uncle Dolemite (12:48):
The fuckers don't know I'm 40.
But yeah, that's a fact though.

Styles (12:51):
I wouldn't have guessed 40.
But let me fuck you out realquick, pause.
So I was on YouTube and alwaysgo down a rabbit hole, right,
and sometimes I forget to leavea Eminem trail to find my way
back.
So this particular time, whenit's particular adventure, um, i

(13:12):
was looking at this thing andit was like yo, america has you
fooled.
I was like how now?
And I was like, because theytell you that You have an admit
life, you can go through amidlife crisis around 50.
And they like that's not themiddle of your life, nobody's
living to 100.
Right, so it's like, actually,you're going through anybody

(13:34):
from, like, between the ages of30 and 35.
That's a midlife crisis.
I was like damn, i felt I'mlike I'm about to fucking die.
So what the fuck am I feeling?
Is this like straightdepression, ptsd, like what am I
going through?
What is this?
Yeah, that fucked me up.

(13:55):
I couldn't sleep after that.

Uncle Dolemite (13:57):
I missed all that shit, but I think it's just
like, literally, my philosophy.
Like you never know when you'regoing to go, so just keep on
fucking living.
That's a fact.
I got too many homies that gotkilled in Wilson high school, so
it's like I'm on overtimealready.
Like I think.
Like after my 25th birthday, ifelt like I was shooting fucking
garbage time baskets like niggaAt this point, motherfucker,

(14:19):
like this is forever Nigga to me.
Nigga, like, literally.
Like I had conversations withmy homeboy So we used to talk
about what music we want to playat our funeral.
Like, yeah, nigga, i want, iwant niggas to come out to the
crossroads.
Nigga, i want this song and youknow gangsta lean and shit, like
, like niggas didn't plan onfucking living this damn long

(14:40):
and being this old, So nigga meand like crisis was 16.
Six.

Styles (14:46):
Yeah, there we go.
You write about that And wedefinitely going to touch on
that, because I remember takinga ex-hailing on like my 20th
birthday, on like my 23rd,because the life expectancy of a
black child in the city at thatat that time I think it was
like 22.
Right, and I was like I made it.

(15:08):
I don't cross the fuckingfinish line and walk outside and
get hit by a fucking car.
Oh yeah, nah, that type of shit.
So the other question I gotmore questions, not a lot more.
I got more.
What sitcom, if any sitcom,would you have been in?
or you could see yourselfliving in, not being in, but

(15:28):
living in?

Uncle Dolemite (15:34):
And I think it's just because of geography,
maybe like Moisha.
Just because that shit was setout here.
Like that shit was like thetimes that I was like moving and
grooving, so like, yeah,probably Moisha And probably,
you know, like the niggas wholive around the corner or
something.
Like the gangbanger, like bullyand their little brother or
some shit.

(15:54):
Like you probably would havebeat up Ray J or something in
the show, like I'll probablywould have been some shit like
that, like one of themcharacters that they like, watch
yourself This nigga dole a mitearound the corner.

Styles (16:08):
It's crazy, moisha.
I wouldn't have thought Moishaof all the ones I would.
I don't know.
Moisha wasn't even on myfucking radar.
Definitely a dope show, thoughIt was dope, hey, brandy.

Uncle Dolemite (16:22):
Yeah, because I'm like it couldn't have been
Martin and none of the big onesthat everybody talking to Martin
out fucking nine years old,like I was a little kid and shit
.
So, like most of the shit that,everybody is like cultural
phenomenons, like fresh princeNigga, i was in Compton, nigga,
i ain't nowhere near Billy.
I still to this day couldn'tfind Billy on a fucking map.

Soundbite (16:42):
I don't know what fucking Billy is.

Styles (16:44):
So, that's crazy.
Watch the new one.

Uncle Dolemite (16:48):
Hell no.

Styles (16:50):
No, the new one is actually way better.
Ever relatable.
I've seen the first episode.

Uncle Dolemite (16:56):
Once I seen Carlton snorting coke I was done
Y'all need his tripping.
When I seen this homeboy sayingnigga around him and he was
cool with it.
I was like y'all dig a shit,dog Yo and fucking Carlton was
around.
Carlton was a writer in theoriginal.

Styles (17:14):
He was, he was, but he was also fucking perfume.
I couldn't fuck with Carlton inthe first one, like it was just
too much buffoonery for me.

Uncle Dolemite (17:23):
Yeah, you know, but when you raise like that,
it's like and that's the thingtoo Like I could relate to it
because I knew motherfuckers, iknew Carlton's.
I knew motherfuckers who wasraised in the suburbs and all
they knew was they white friends, like that was life to them.
Like beat, they thought theydidn't think they was white, but
the life of white people wasrelatable to them.

(17:45):
So seeing them move like whiteboys, it just was what it was.
I knew a bunch of Carlton's.
So you know, i wouldn't, iwouldn't matter the character.

Styles (17:56):
All right, so we're going to go to the other side of
the fence right now.
What's the average course of afirst date?
What do you think an averagecourse of the first date should
be?
Now, let me preface this withnot.
I'm not going down the road ofif she's worth it, right.
So on my, in my head, i'vealready put you in a place where

(18:16):
, of course, he's worth it.
Why would you ask if she wasn't?
So let's start there and thenmove forward with the price.

Uncle Dolemite (18:25):
About $300, probably more, depending on the
type of date it is, because Idon't think of it.
It's a restaurant you know alot of motherfuckers be like, oh
yeah, man, it's going to bethis much per plate.
I'm like she a date, like adate date, and I like to go

(18:45):
bowling, then go eat, then go tothe movies And it's probably
going to end at my house, soit's probably going to be a
bottle get bought.
That's going to come up to like$300, because bowling ain't
cheap.
You know we might go go cardracing to some, you know K1
speed.

Styles (19:03):
And that's cheap either.

Uncle Dolemite (19:05):
Exactly So you know, we go have fun, we go eat,
we might catch a flick, then wego get a bottle and come to the
fucking house All that isexpensive.

Styles (19:16):
You're not taking a go-kart ride on the first date.
I'm going to tell you why.
She got put that fucking helmeton and that ain't going to fly,
not on the first date.
She's going to be like nigga.
Nah, you can't see me like that, not now, because you got to
take that bitch off.

Uncle Dolemite (19:32):
It depends, though, you know, it depends on
the chick, you know, becausedepending on what the hair look
like, that that determines thefun, you know.
But we got to do somecompetitive, so I'll see how you
act when you get your ass with,because I'm going to beat you
at.
Whatever the fuck we do,whether it's bowling, we go play

(19:53):
cards, rock go cards, miniaturegolf because y'all got top golf
out there, right, you know wemight go to top golf.
All that shit costs money, soto me, first date, at least $300
dollars.

Styles (20:06):
Yeah, i think my shit, I think not even I think my go-to
back in the day was pool, likewe going to play pool.
You got to bend over that table, you know what I mean.
You got to do that And I wastrash, too Trash.

Uncle Dolemite (20:23):
Yeah, i suck at bull too.
I hate to run into a chick thatcan really play pool and I suck
at.

Styles (20:29):
She whooped my ass and I'll be like what the fuck, we
gonna take that off a list ofthings to do, alright.
So the last question Alright,so you have kids.
Your oldest is about to moveout, right?
What advice are you gonna givethem?

Uncle Dolemite (20:49):
Don't come back.
Don't do the best you can andnot have to come back, because
nine times out of ten, i'm notletting him lead a nest until I
feel like he's prepared to nothave to come back.
So if he's 27 before he movedout, this bitch nigga, you got

(21:10):
to be fully prepared to not comeback to this motherfucker,
because I need you to have acareer.
I don't want you to have a job.
I don't want to be in asituation where I got to kick
him out.
I want it to be a situationwhere he wants to leave.
He like that.
I'm outgrown.
This motherfucker, this roomain't enough for me.
I got my, i got shit going, soI'm out.

(21:33):
So the advice is don't comeback, nigga.

Styles (21:39):
Okay, i like that.
My mom's is.
Yo, i swear to God if, likesome of my credit cards bills go
to my mother's house and mymother's, like the FBI, like she
opens them ships, and the firstphone call I get is not your
bill, is his.
You like baby, you need to comehome.

(22:00):
You know you can't like thefuck out of here.
Like your mom, you don't evenunderstand.
Like me coming home with thepress to fuck out of me.
Why would I do that?
You know what I mean.
If you don't spend a block onexes, you think I'm a spend a
block on my parents.
No, we not doing that.
The fuck out of here.
Can you imagine, bro, you inyour old room, feet hanging off
the back?

(22:21):
That shit too small.

Uncle Dolemite (22:23):
Exactly, dog.
It's like I couldn't see myselfdoing that shit, you know.
so, like that, that's what I'mtelling my child.
Like nigga, if you feel you'llever need to come back, don't
leave.

Styles (22:36):
Now, that's a fact.

Uncle Dolemite (22:38):
Like.
My job is to make sure youdon't come back to this
motherfucker.
I feel like if you got to comeback, i fucked up somewhere.

Styles (22:45):
Right, exactly.
I don't want to be a fuckingfailure, so you can't be a
failure.

Uncle Dolemite (22:50):
Exactly Because I never went back Once I mowed
out.
That was it.
Main course, it's time to eat.
What's on your mind?

Styles (22:58):
I got to work on my fucking transitions.
I'll be over here like allright, hold on, let me find a
button, found it.
All right, let's have aconversation now.
So, with the season again, likeas I explained to you earlier,
and the people weren't privy totrying to have, you know,
important conversations.
You know, doleys at the table,i'm at the table.

(23:19):
I want to talk about some shitthat counts, you know, and
affects most of us, not all ofus.
Some of us may be insulatedfrom it, but I don't think that
enough of us are, and I want totalk about how we make a
difference.
But let's start off with twothings.
First, though, how do you feelabout the Dalai Lama versus

(23:41):
Cardi B?
And it's deeper than this.
It's deeper than this.
I'm going to take thissomewhere, but how do you feel
about that?

Uncle Dolemite (23:50):
I don't know what Cardi B's role in this is.
I know what the Dalai Lama did,but I ain't heard Cardi's take
on it.

Styles (23:58):
So let me update you.
She jumped out the window right, oh, and she was like yo,
because everybody she had saidsomething about it negatively.
She felt how we felt about it.
It's like yo that's fucked up.

Soundbite (24:12):
That's fucked up.

Styles (24:14):
Everybody turned on not everybody, but people turned on
her in the comments.
It's like bitch, you wasdrugging niggas.
The fuck are you talking about?
We're not talking to you.
And then she went on adefensive and then she was like
yeah, but you got to understandhe's a grown people and he was
trying to take advantage.
Basically she was like listen,i got the drop on them niggas
before they can get me.

Uncle Dolemite (24:36):
Yeah, the streets gone, street dark and
she was in the streets.

Styles (24:41):
That's the fact.
Let me take you down this road.
We pick and choose who the fuckwe want to run down on and
punch in the face Right.
Jay Z was fucking with Beyoncewhen Beyonce was a teenager.
Jay Z was also fuckingallegedly.

(25:03):
Jay Z was also fucking withFoxy Fox, which was a teen.
Ilya, possibly Ilya exactly Allunderage.
Now the same way, because theseare like almost proven facts

(25:23):
almost not definitive, butalmost proven facts.
Nobody's rushing out there tosay, yo, that's fucked up.
I mean, we crucified R Kellyfor it rightfully so.
But there's all these otherpedophiles that's running around
here too.
That's not getting anything.
Nobody's giving them any typeof backlash or whatever.

(25:45):
They're not suffering from itat all.
In fact, it almost propelstheir current Right.
Because we look at I don't wantto say we, because I'm not part
of that but people look at JayZ's Messiah, Almost Right, a
business Messiah.
It's like, oh, he's a blackbillionaire, but yeah, but how
many faces has he stepped on toget there?

(26:05):
You know what I mean.
How many people has he fuckedup?
So the same way and I'm notsaying that Cardi's wrong for
voicing her opinion, i get itBut only in that moment did you
realize that you have a platformthat you can affect change,
because you're going to come outand talk about the Dalai Lama,
about all of this shit that'sgoing on in your backyard, you

(26:29):
know, and nobody says anythingbut God.

Uncle Dolemite (26:35):
It's two sides to everything.
Because, on one end, like, howmany fires are you going to put
out?
Like she be talking all day ifshe was to really try to talk
about all the bullshit that'shappening in the fucking
industry.
Because you know, like the lateGray, sinful to pee, said nigga
, if we was to bring out allthese motherfuckers dirty

(26:57):
laundry, we wouldn't have nomusic on the radio.
Like, if we was to really lookup like oh, you know, marvin
Gaye had a teenage wife.
a whole lot of our favoriteartists from back in the day was
marrying little young ass womenand doing nasty shit.
You know, it's a lot ofmotherfuckers got some nasty
shit on their jacket.

(27:18):
So it's like, nigga, it's awhole lot of motherfuckers who
we hold way up here.
They got some nasty shit goingon.
So it's like, are we going toreally prosecute everybody?
You know because, like, evenwith Jay-Z, like I'm not no big
Jay-Z fan, like I look at him asthe greatest rapper of all
times but at the same time I doknow about all that little nasty

(27:41):
shit too.
You know, because there was afucking documentary that came
out talking about how heprobably somewhat single
handedly, ruined Brooklyn.
You know, bringing thebasketball team and a whole lot
of what that brought wasgentrification.
A lot of small businesses gotpriced out.
A lot of motherfuckers couldn'tafford to live in Brooklyn when

(28:03):
that stadium got there.

Styles (28:04):
I could speak to that because my brother and I
actually had a karate schoolthat was maybe four blocks from
what a stadium is now.
Now, the people that they didthis place in that area, in that
general area, they were payinga grip.
So it's not.
It's an area called Park SlopeAnd it's an affluent area.

(28:29):
It was an affluent area thenbefore the stadium actually got
there.
So the people that actually gotthis place, we didn't feel too
bad about because it's beenhappening to us, especially with
the whole gentrification thing.
Like you can go to Bed Styleright now and walk around in two
in the morning, you'll seewhite people walking around, and
that was never the case If thestadium.

(28:52):
However, when the white peopleget displaced, we didn't feel
too bad about that.
However, just like you said,the surrounding areas, because
there are a couple of projectsover there too the surrounding
areas started getting whiter andwhiter and the price started
going higher and higher.
So they getting fucked up inthe whole situation.
But go ahead.

Uncle Dolemite (29:12):
It did So, like when it comes to artists in
their bullshit.
I'm not mad at Cardiff forsaying what she said, because
you know, just like in the Biblemade he, without seeing, cast
the first stone, like everybodytalking shit about Cardiff.
Nigga, let's not act like youain't got some bullshit, like
the only difference between youand Cardiff is This camera's on

(29:32):
her all motherfucking day.
She's getting interviewed allthe motherfucking time.
So sometimes if you interviewme and you a thousand different
times and was trying to get athousand different answers, you
gonna get some bullshit Right.
There's gonna be something thatI say to Charlie like damn, i
ain't no Uncle Dolan, i ain'tgot a hand.
Like that, damn, i ain't nostout guy down like that.

(29:53):
Like damn, i understand you was14, but for real, damn, that's
crazy.
So it's like I don't reallyjudge motherfuckers like that.
Now the Dottie Lama telling thekid to suck his tongue is
fucking crazy.
I don't think that there's noperson who can't speak to that
shit being crazy.

Styles (30:13):
You know, and it's not funny, it's not funny.
I'm laughing because the shitis utterly fucking ridiculous.
Oh, and he did it on camera.
So let's take it a step further.
Let's think about all thepeople that we didn't actually
catch him, or all of the otherkids that we didn't catch him
doing it to.
That's, that's crazy in and ofitself.

Uncle Dolemite (30:37):
Yeah, and it's like when you think of the title
of fucking Dolly Lama.
Like ain't you supposed to be?
like the perfect of perfects,like you?
possibly the mother that don'tmake mistakes, nick, you just
sit around, you know, eatinghealthy and giving good advice.
Oh God damn that nigga.
You a pedophile, that's fuckingwild Dog.
Like nigga, you couldn't get nowrong woman pussy.

(30:59):
You, the perfect dude likenigga you should be, you know is
nigga hide under the cloak ofgoodness.
Yeah, hiding kids under thecloak of what the fuck he be
wearing, and shit.

Styles (31:11):
That's a fact.
What about Angel Reese versusthe first lady?
So I'm just talking about, withthat whole thing where, where
we're from, i think we can.
I can speak for both of us.
Second place is the first placeloser.
You don't get.

(31:33):
There's nothing for that.
And how we came up, you don'tget.
I just showed up trophy.
You don't get a participationtrophy, nigga you.
You're happy to get a fuckingcertificate, maybe, right, but I
just felt like Take Angel Reeseout of it and just look at the
team, right, so the team ismostly black Because there's a

(31:55):
lot of other shit that went withthat whole situation.
But in her she let her air ofdiscomfort actually show when
she was like listen, why don'twe just bring the white team
with him?
So I'll have somebody to talkto when everybody's standing
around, you know, and I thinkthat was just tasteful, i think

(32:15):
it was disrespectful, you know,and a host of other things.
What are your thoughts on it?

Uncle Dolemite (32:22):
Shit, it was 100 percent racial Because, like I
could see, even though in thehistory of bringing championship
teams to the White House, theyain't never brought the
motherfucking loser, they ain'tnever brought the Buffalo Bills,
they never been in the fuckingWhite House, so it's like, and
they went to the bowl threetimes back to back.

(32:45):
Yeah, like nigga, we don'tinvite the Utah Jazz to the
motherfucking White House.
Like these teams don't make itMy nigga.
Like don't nobody give a fuckabout no second place.
This is America, motherfucker.
Like just to land the winners,We don't do that shit.
And the only way I could havepossibly understood is if at
least it was a close game.
This shit didn't end in nofucking buzzer.

(33:07):
They beat the shit out themwhite girls.
So it's like it was like youtalk about.
It was such a good game Likethey dominated these
motherfuckers.
That was no good game.
Like these.
Everybody plays hard, Nigga.
The Celtics played hard in thelast year finals and got beat
the fuck up, but they playedhard.
Everybody plays hard.
It's a fucking championship,Right?
So you don't get invitedbecause you played hard, You get

(33:30):
invited because you win.
You only invited them whitebitches because they was white.
Like everybody was mad at atAngel because you know she
pulled the motherfucking Tony.
Yeah, y'all, the goddamn flavorFlav.

Styles (33:43):
Yo, I'm so happy that you said that because you know
it was a real, that because youknow it was a wrestling move.
But the only thing I could everremember is so seductive with
Tony Yeah yo, when he was going,that's it, and he got it from
wrestling.

Uncle Dolemite (34:00):
That's fucking us.
He did that shit beforewrestling.
John Cena was years after nigga, when Tony yeah, yo got out of
prison.
Fucking John Cena was probablyin high school.
Oh, here we go.
You know, john Cena ain't noold fucking wrestler.
John Cena is from the fuckinglate 2010s.

(34:21):
Tony, yeah, y'all got out ofprison in like oh two, oh three
or some shit Like remember whenthey were doing videos he did
that shit because he was on therun, you know and before that
fucking flavor Flav was doingthat shit.

Styles (34:35):
Right Flav was definitely doing both, So it's
like that's not no motherfucking.

Uncle Dolemite (34:41):
Brand new John.
John's like that.
Shit got gentrified just likeeverything else.
Like a white motherfucker, doit.
And all of a sudden it's theJohn Cena.
No, nigga, that's Tony.
Yeah, yo yeah, you just JohnCena took that shit from Yeah yo
, that's not John Cena's move,you know.
So that's the fucking thing.
Like, yeah, the white girl gotit from John Cena, but, nigga,

(35:03):
we're going to go ahead, take itback to where that shit really
came from, you know.
So, again, like she want to seewhite girls in the
motherfucking white house.
You better tell them bitches toplay better next year.
Maybe your ass to get invited,maybe your motherfucking to be
in the White House next year,because the election coming up,
your motherfuckers might noteven be in the White House next
year.
Why are you bullshitting?

(35:23):
That's a fact, you know, andthe way she acting is part of it
.
You know because I'm on record,nigga, i'm.
I've never been a fan ofmotherfucking Joe Biden.
Joe Biden or the bitch they useto win Kamala.

Styles (35:38):
Yeah, because I'm from.

Uncle Dolemite (35:39):
California, where she was the DA nigga.
That bitch don't like us.

Styles (35:42):
Nigga, none of them do.
They were part of the wholeindustrial prison complex
situation.

Uncle Dolemite (35:49):
Her husband wrote the crime bill.

Styles (35:51):
Fucking crazy That's crazy.

Uncle Dolemite (35:54):
So it's like nigga I know these motherfuckers
is racist.
you know like I've been in awhole lot of heated arguments
saying nigga, joe Biden is waymore racist than Trump.
Joe Biden has probably donemore damage to the black
community than any fuckingpresident absolutely in our
lifetime, but possibly damn nearever.
It's niggas We all knowpersonally that have been

(36:17):
affected by that motherfucking92 crime bill.

Styles (36:20):
No, that's a fact.
So, I know it's 100% raciallymotivated.

Uncle Dolemite (36:27):
Nigga, it ain't no motherfucking more racist
than the wife of a racist whitemotherfucker.
You know, if these white womenweren't as racist as these white
men, these white men wouldn'tbe getting no pussy.
Okay, both topic on topic,though.

Styles (36:45):
What's your, what's your thoughts on Snowfall?
You watch Snowfall, yeah,what's your thoughts?
I enjoy it.

Uncle Dolemite (36:53):
It's one of them things.
It's, it's.
I kind of got like the samefeeling I got about the NWA
movie.
If I remove reality from itit's very entertaining.
Like it's the it's the stolenstory of Rick Ross and waterhead
boat.
Like real niggas who actuallylived out this motherfucking and
existed.
But being that Rick Ross ain'tgetting paid from it, i don't

(37:14):
like that shit.
Like I feel like them niggas.
Oh, rick Ross, a fat ass shit.
But as far as the content ofthe show thoroughly entertaining
, great fucking show, shit.
Thoroughly entertaining, greatfucking show.
Shout out to all those actorsand how well they're doing these
West Coast accents, cause to meI could tell they acting.

(37:36):
Cause it's like nigga, we don'tsound like that.
But you know, shout out toy'all for doing your best to
sound like us.

Styles (37:43):
That fucks me up because of course I don't live on the
West Coast, so I'm looking at itas authentic, like oh, that's
authentic.

Uncle Dolemite (37:52):
You know, what I mean.
Like yeah, it's just like whatwe think New York niggas sound
like.
Like oh yeah, you know, theseniggas got on denim shorts.
Nigga Timberlands, you know,with the motherfucking wave cap
under the baseball you know,under the Yankee fitted, like we
just think you know facts belike oh yeah, he a real New York

(38:13):
nigga.
He said facts, he got to be aNew York nigga Yo son like oh,
he sound like he's New York Menigga.
You know he's talking aboutthat.

Styles (38:24):
The other day The whole um something and just the
emergence of it, cause Iremember first my first time
hearing somebody calling me son,and before they, i guess it was
loosely translated to SUN asopposed to SUSON.
Right, we used to be son andniggas, but when you son and

(38:47):
nigga is basically just that,i'm your father.
So niggas like yo, what's up,son, like it was just like.
It was a hard transition.
You get what I'm saying.
I forget what.
It was a song that I heard andyour man was like yo, i call you
son because you sound like one.
It was like oh, now we get it.

(39:07):
So it's a term.
If in there, man, it's notnecessary, you're not trying to
send me, all right, cool.

Uncle Dolemite (39:14):
But it was all translated out here.
Can't do that shit out this way, brother, we don't do that.
No, nigga, don't call me that.
Nigga, call me something else.
You know, i see what you didthere, but fuck that shit, nigga
, son is son to us.
I hate you, i hate you.
All right, so boom, let's takea deeper dive.

Styles (39:39):
My question to you is do you think that, um, do you
think that the youngergenerations, uh, mentality as
far as, like the whole, I wantto say the black on black crime,
but do you think that theyounger generations thought
process with regards to black onblack crime would have shifted

(40:01):
if pop was still alive?
Possibly.

Uncle Dolemite (40:06):
I think so.
I also feel like it'd have beenthe same if Nipsey would have
stopped.
I feel like it'd have been thesame if Nipsey would have stayed
alive.

Styles (40:13):
Yeah that wouldn't hurt?

Uncle Dolemite (40:15):
No, it's, it's a lot of shit.
That would have been better ifthe voices would have been as as
big and profound as they couldand should be, because, like I
feel like as much as Kendricktried to do, he didn't.
He wasn't from it, like that.

(40:36):
Like Kendrick is from the city,like, don't get me wrong,
everything Kendrick say is true.
Kendrick is from right down thestreet from where I'm from.
But the way that Nipsey livedand did it, a lot more
motherfuckers would havelistened to him.
Same with two pop, especiallythe way that the elder statesmen
are in hip hop nowadays asopposed to how they was back in

(41:00):
the day.
Because remember, back in theday, once you hit like 35, nigga
did nobody want to hear shit.
You had to say Period.
Oh, nigga, you too old, fuckout of here.
Now, nigga.
We listening to Jay-Z, Welistening to Rick Ross, we
listening to Nas.
Like these niggas are pushing50 and they can still put out a
project and niggas still checkit out.
Just like how, on this side ofthe world, e 40, e 40, probably

(41:24):
50, some years old, and on thisside, cause I know y'all niggas,
you got niggas out there tofuck with 40 and then y'all got
niggas that don't fuck with 40at all.

Styles (41:32):
Now we're super familiar with 40, for sure.
Because, it was like one of hewas a.
he was a huge commercialsuccess on this side of things,
You know at that time.
you know his peak rather Yeah.

Uncle Dolemite (41:47):
And see he can still put out a project and
we're still listening where backin them days it didn't really
work.
So if Tupac was still alive Ido feel like he'd have that
heavy influence to really getyou know, really stop these
young artists from pushingpoison to these motherfucking
kids.
Right, Because a lot of it, andI can't really say like it's
worse now than it was in our day, cause we had a whole lot of

(42:12):
gangster shit fucking it up fora lot of motherfuckers in our
age group.
And even you know, when I waslike little, little like nigga,
I remember when NWA hit and itwas motherfuckers older than me
being influenced by that shit,Like even niggas.
Who wasn't from that element?
just, I want to be like easyevening.
I want to be like easy evening.

(42:33):
Cube and Dre And it's like theonly gangsta in the group was
easy And the rest of them niggas, were squares or just rap real
good.
But you know, thesemotherfuckers is influencing
niggas to go out there and dostupid shit, Just like a lot of
these young rappers.
Now it's like a lot of theselittle young niggas is just
idiots with microphones And it'slike nigga.

(42:54):
Why are you listening to this?
motherfuckers, niggas.
Why see out who be an influenceby artists that's younger than
them?
like nigga you.
Like 27 nigga NBA young boy.
Like 15 nigga you over hereletting this little nigga tell
you what, what the gangster shitis.
Like nigga, who raised younigga?

Styles (43:13):
you know, i think what it all comes down to is that
check, you know, and they'reinfluenced by not so much
because I promise you, if thatlittle nigga, they had no money,
you understand I'm sayingdoesn't matter what the music is
, they're not listening to thisnigga.
It's all of the other shit thatwas built into us as far as,

(43:35):
like, we grew up on music videos.
You understand, the musicvideos was life.
We thought that the music videowas reporting back to us what's
on the other side, our door,unbeknownst to us.
That shit was a fairytale too.
You know what I said?
I'm saying it's the chosen ones.

Uncle Dolemite (43:53):
Huh, part of the problem is the money fake.
Yeah, you know a lot of it, alot of it.
Rap is the new wrestling.
Like remember when we watchedwrestling, we go outside try to
suplex our little brother andshit like, oh nigga, i'm gonna
go learn that stone coldstarting now and to go hit my
little brother with thismotherfucking the Pearl River

(44:14):
plunge and shit, and I'm gonnago do the razor's edge on a
nigga when I get outside like,yeah, that's what hip hop is
like.
Man, this deep did you hearwith that rapper said about
slide on the ops because, like Igot it, some of my younger
homies in the hood that I'm fromliterally like nigga.
Y'all niggas ain't from Chicago.
What the fuck is this?
this and dead nigga shit.

(44:35):
Why y'all niggas got so muchmotherfucking hate toward niggas
that dead already, like niggathat that ain't what we do out
here.
That's they shit.
Let them do that.
Smoking this dead nigga,bullshit, nigga.
That's not us, you know.

Styles (44:52):
I felt the same way on this side of things when I was
growing up.
As far as I don't know I can'ttell you exactly when the
bluzzing crips really startedgoing nuts out there.
We've had games, don't get mewrong.
We had decepticons, all thepossible types of shit.
I mean, it's real shit, youknow.
I mean the troops and all ofthat.

(45:14):
As a matter of fact, i thinkthat Sean Price was a decepticon
, right, isn't that nuts?
and it was huge while I grew upin Brooklyn and I can't tell
you when a bluzzing crips shitblew up I don't know whether it

(45:37):
was after colors came out, youknow, i knew.
I do understand that itactually started on Rikers
Island, for sure, you understand.
And then it just that shit justspread, spread like the fucking
plague and it is out here rightnow running around these kids
to get to.
What I did want to talk aboutwas the kids killing kids with

(46:00):
no regard.
And this isn't like the 80s,early 90s, where you could kill
somebody, being underaged, andbe charged as a juvenile and
you'll be out by 21.
This ain't that at all and theydon't give a fuck.
And these niggas is out herewith nine millimeters, 30 in the

(46:21):
clip with a switch on it.
You know what I'm saying.
If those don't that, don'tunderstand, like that switch,
you dump that magazine in likefive seconds.
You know?
so I don't with me.
I have trouble sleeping atnight when I start to think
about it because that's a wholeother rabbit hole to go down.

(46:42):
You know, i have sons, you havesons, and I'm like yo, how the
fuck did I navigate this cruelworld so much going on on the
other side of my door right?
and then I'm like I'm raising achild that I have to then let
go on the other side of thatdoor with all of that going on

(47:02):
and I get sick to my fuckingstomach.
You know, cuz you don't evenget the shit off the news.
Fuck the news.
Fuck the news, cuz the news issanitized.
I'm talking about when youlooking at YouTube or you
looking at tiktok, you lookingat and all these niggas.
Literally, just like you said,everybody's sliding for somebody

(47:22):
and I'm like yo, there's somuch more to live for.
The conundrum, i think, is howdo we change it?
who changes it?
cuz you said that they'relistening.
The OGs right now.
The kid, the kids don't give a.
If you over 19, you always likeyou are all ahead if you made

(47:45):
it past 19, so fuck the bufffuckers.
That's just actually really old.
And when I say really old, idon't even mean really old, i'm
like early.
I'm talking about like early30s.
He gets the one.
He is shit coming out of mymotherfucking mouth right about
to touch 50.
You know, and I think thatthat's the problem with the
community, because they dealwith music, we do with

(48:07):
everything, everything.
If you're rapping there, cuzyou.
You had mentioned somethingearlier.
It was like they was talkingabout Nas dropping a project, j
dropping a project.
You got to understand walkingin the supreme.
These young kids are notlistening to that.
They don't give a fuck aboutnone of that just now.
Don't give a fuck, because Ifeel like they were in a space

(48:29):
where, if they have to thinkabout it and really go into it,
they're like I ain't fuckingwith that nigga.
Give me a beat.
This nigga.

Uncle Dolemite (48:36):
Hit the ad libs and just get repetitive with
whatever you're about to say andkill a bunch of people but see,
i I feel like if two park wasstill alive, the influence would
have trickled down, because atthe end of day, a lot of, a lot
of artistry trickles down, likethe generation above influences

(49:01):
the generation behind.
And it was like a slow, youknow, like a slow wine.
It went from the hustler to theweed head to the peel head, to
the lean head to now.
I'm so drugged out I just killthem all fuck, because I done
lost all fucking sanity offthese goddamn drugs.
So now, nigga, i go shoot themall fuck because, fucking nigga,

(49:24):
we sliding on the ops we perkedup, peeled up, whatever other
little shit you little niggas ishigh on and we finna slide on
some ops and it's like nigga,like I've told niggas, nigga,
what the fuck is like.
A lot of you little niggas isfrom the suburbs.
Who the fuck is your ops?
the niggas who go to the highschool across the fucking street

(49:44):
like nigga or nigga.
We played them niggas infootball.
They the ops or nigga?
that nigga fuck my girlfriendnigga.
He the ops, all nigga.
These niggas is y'all niggas bemaking up ops.
Nigga, like I tell them mycousin, i can't be tripping me
out when I see like littleniggas and they be like 14
throwing up gang signs andpictures and I'm like what the
fuck that mean?
oh, i just started.
Look cool like nigga.

(50:04):
No, you, you learned that shitfrom somebody you know cuz, like
just as a father myself, like Itook all the New York Yankees
shit out my son room.
Like my son was like born thebaby shower.
His whole room is New YorkYankees.
Nigga, i couldn't name a singleplayer on that fucking team.
But in LA that shit mean, youknow, depending on what area you

(50:28):
from, that shit represent yourneighborhood us, we the nutty
block crips, so the y in or theNY with us.
We turned it around.
It was why in young nutties wewas a nutty block, so we were
the New York Yankees.
That's what represent us incomp.
So when comp the nigga see thatin why they know exactly what
that mean.
Ain't no fucking baseball team.

(50:49):
Us nigga, that's the nutties.
You know our apartment complexin our hood we call that Yankee
Stadium.
It ain't got shit to do withbaseball.
Most of the homies we don'tknow no fucking baseball, won't
watch baseball.
But that's what represent us.
But I took all that shit out myson wrong cuz I didn't want to
put that curse on her right,like I did that and I don't want

(51:10):
to make that shit cool to him,you know.
Because, like honestly, myanswer to what could stop this
shit is us, as far as doing ourgoddamn job.
Like I don't want no rapperraising my son.
Like I don't want my son to say, nigga, i was raised on this
artist.
No, nigga, i was raised, ilisten to this artist, but nigga
, i wasn't raised by no rapper.

(51:30):
Like I don't want my son tothink no rapper is cooler than
daddy right.
I don't want my son to thinkthat no fucking rapper got more
influence on him than I do.
Like I feel like that's where alot of motherfuckers dropped
the ball.
A lot of parents sat their kidsin front of the TV and let TV
raise a lot of their kids likeI'll sit that shit about niggas
who we know in the streets,niggas who we know in podcasting

(51:54):
.
Yeah, like nigga, you a TV baby, nigga, i could tell you, i
could tell about shit you sayyou wasn't outside like that's a
TV show when it came out.
When you hear that song, it'slike when I was little.
I'm like these niggas isspitting.
When I grew up, i was like whatthe fuck is?
no more sausages.
Mom.
Like these niggas is saying abunch of bullshit.

(52:17):
No, but?

Styles (52:18):
but the shit is, it was just funny and, speaking to your
point, those were alltelevision references, the
entire fucking song and theentire career well, i don't want
to say the entire career,that's disrespectful but that
album it was literally all that.
Not to not to cut you, guy, myfault yeah, and that's the
fucking thing.

Uncle Dolemite (52:37):
Like we gotta stop letting these outside
influences be the number onething that raises our children.
Like I don't let my kids listento certain artists, just flat
the fuck out.
Like of course they gonna hearit because they gonna go outside
, they gonna watch tiktok.
I can't control a hundredpercent of what the fuck they
consume, but I can have thatthat voice to be like nigga.

(53:00):
I know you listening to thatshit over there, that shit
bullshit, my nigga.
Like, just like when I grew upand I was listening to bitches
ain't shit but holes and tricks,my mom came and pulled me out
the room and was like nigga, sitdown this shit right here.
Nigga, this is a song, this isart, this is lies.
This is something they said cuzit sound good, right, you don't

(53:22):
know no bitches, you don't knowno holes, you don't know no
tricks.
Enjoy the music, but that ain'tlife, my nigga.
That's entertainment.
Them niggas ain't even livingthat life shit they talking
about in that motherfucking song.
And that's the thing.
Like that's what I got to teachmy kids.
Like I got a shoulder.
Nigga, this is wrestling.
This shit fake.
A lot of these niggas istelling you all this drug, shit

(53:45):
and all that.
These niggas don't live thatlife, you know, just like future
, like now.
Nigga like a raw vegan orsomething.
That nigga ain't even own pillsand lean nigga that nigga.
You know that.
Nigga drinking smoothies andshit.
That nigga don't even eat meatand he telling you, get high and
fucked up like just like 50cent, make the song.
I stay high all the time anddon't smoke weed nigga like at

(54:07):
all at all.
You know these niggas job is tosay what sounds good and it's
our job to tell them that justcuz it sound good don't mean
it's reality yeah, and I thinkthe troubling thing about
parenting now is that rememberthe just being able to live.

Styles (54:27):
There's a noose around our necks because we got to
constantly work, and if I'mconstantly out of the household,
how am I building arelationship with my child, you
know?
and then let's sprinkle alittle bit of technology in it,
right, so they're looking at we.
I had to sneak and watchtelevision, right, and I'm
really about to tell how old Iam, but my mother like, if my

(54:49):
mother put me on punishment, shewouldn't know I watch
television because she'd comehome and fill a TV and if shit
was hot you already know aboutto get my.
ASB, you know things like that.
My child right now, he justturned 21 in February and it was

(55:11):
.
It was tough, right, it wastough cuz I could talk to him
but, just like you said, youdon't want anybody be cool and
then dad, so I don't want to.
I, i think my style was more ofnot really trying to be his
friend because I have to be anauthority, you know, but I have
to be a respectful, respectful,respectable, excuse me,

(55:34):
authority figure.
I don't want to be like yo justdo as I say, not as I do, type
of situation.
So you know I'm told to missshit like that.
But it was also difficult show,like trying to show him the
repercussions of anythingnegatively that he might decide
to do, especially if he'swatching fucking tiktok,
especially if I have noknowledge that he's watching

(55:56):
tiktok.
You know my mother would know ifI were watching porn when I was
growing up.
You would know you're gonnafind a vcr with the visa.
I mean the tape or whatever.
You know you're gonna find aDVD.
You're gonna.
You're gonna know I could.
There was no way or there is noway at this point because
whatever it is they want to seeor whatever it is they think

(56:18):
that they want to know they canfind they have access to you
know, so limiting that accesscan often be futile.
I like what your mom did,though.
She sat you down.
She didn't say don't listen toit, but she explained what it
was.
You get what?

Uncle Dolemite (56:35):
I'm saying cuz that's my same approach.
Like I know you, i know yougonna watch it, i know you gonna
see, i know you gonna hear it.
So I do the same shit.
Like I try to be that safespace.
You know, because, like I said,probably like two, three
episodes ago, like I am my kidsfriend, like I know a lot of

(56:56):
parents don't believe in beingyour kids friend, but as a
friend, as a real friend, youhold your friends accountable.
You know as as friends, youknow as a real homeboy, if I see
you fucking up, i'm gonna pullyou to the side.
Like fuck is you doing rightnow?
you know, because I want tohave a relationship with my kids
where they don't feel like theygot a hide nothing from me,

(57:17):
right?
like you know, of course, justas a parent, it's a kid's nature
to hide shit, cuz, like that'smom at the end of the day,
that's daddy at the end of theday.
So, even though he told me Icould tell him anything, i don't
think he want to hear this shit.
So I might want to keep this onto myself.
So, as a parent, it's just myjob to be like nigga, no matter

(57:37):
what, it is number one.
I'm gonna find out because I'myour motherfucking daddy.
I pay the bill on all that shityou use.
You know you're using it in myhouse, so I'm gonna know at
least somewhat something of whatyou're doing.
You know, nowadays if your kidgot a gmail or iCloud or any of
that shit, like you can gainaccess to that shit.

(58:00):
You know, like cheat codeniggas, like check them, little
niggas.
Gmail You can.
You can find a whole lot ofshit attached to their little
youtube page.
You can literally go find thehistory of what the fuck they
been watching.
Same with tiktok.
If you check out theymotherfucking tiktok the
algorithm will let you know whattype of videos they watching.

(58:20):
You know, sometimes if, when mydaughter sitting in the room
fucking around on tiktok, i juststand there and look over her
shoulder About five or tenminutes like okay, what type of
shit you over here looking at.
You know you, you can tell alot just by watching that.
You know, like really sittingand listening to him talk for a
minute, you know what would yoube watching on tv?
What's your favorite show?
What the fuck you be watchingon tiktok?

(58:42):
Who's your favorite youtuber?
You know, like these.
These be the questions.
I asked my son, like nigga,who's your favorite rapper, what
you like to hear.
Dudes, you got the arks, niggaWhat you want to listen to.

Styles (58:56):
I've done that.

Uncle Dolemite (58:59):
I want to know the fuck you little niggas on,
like what you all into, becausecertain shit, though Fuck you
know, like my son, this niggawas listening to pop smoke.
I'm like what the fuck did youknow about this shit, little
nigga?
Like nigga, we from the westcoast, why are you listening to
pop smoke?
But that shit, you know thatshould be cracking on tiktok.

Styles (59:19):
It is.

Uncle Dolemite (59:20):
So it's like all right, nigga, for sure, you
know that's shit cool.
But you know like I tell him,nigga, like Them lyrics is just
for your entertainment, dog, youdon't, you don't live that life
, you don't know nothing aboutthat life.

Styles (59:31):
Yeah, and I think that that's the best approach, though
You know that that literally isthe best approach, because the
more they, i just feel, the morethat you push them away from it
, the more they gonna want tosee what's behind doing number
two, what the fuck is back there, why you keep telling me I
can't get back there.

Uncle Dolemite (59:51):
If you telling me not to do it is because
there's something that I want todo, you wouldn't have to tell
me not to put my hand in a firebecause I know that's.
I know that's gonna burn, soyou don't tell me not to do it.
You tell me not to jump on thebed.
Why?
Because it's fun, is amotherfucker.
You telling me not to stay outall night Why?

(01:00:12):
Because it's fun, is amotherfucker.
Everything y'all tell me not todo fun and shit.
So, yeah, it might be dangerous, but I know that's shit fun.
So if you trying to pull meaway from something nine times
out of ten, it's some fun tothat shit.

Styles (01:00:26):
That's a fact, though That's a fact.
So, in closing, my thoughts areit is extremely difficult to be
a parent in this days and time,extremely fucking.
I really don't even have anyadvice beyond what you.

(01:00:49):
I mean shit.
I got advice from you And thislittle nigga, 21 years old now,
you know what I mean.
Matter of fact, both of them is21.
So it's kind of like yeah, it's, you know, and I have a 22 year
old daughter.
So, um, well, shit, let's takeit back to the previous segment,
my takeaway.
You know, because I was payingattention when it's time for

(01:01:14):
them to leave the house, youknow, make sure that they
equipped to not come back.
I also was paying attention tothe part where you was like,
listen, make sure you have acareer, not a job, and that's
super, fucking, dupe important,and I think that a lot of adults
could stand and learn somethingfrom that, not just you know,

(01:01:34):
our kids.
So you just raised a lot ofmotherfuckers with that one
statement, literally, you know,because that shit hit different,
you know, and I had to learn afucking hard way.
But, yes, you definitely wantto have a career as opposed to a
fucking job.
You got any closing statements?

Uncle Dolemite (01:01:56):
Be more influential than the influences
Like.
it's a lot of motherfuckers outhere that they putting in front
of your babies to raise themfor you.
Don't allow them to NBA.
young boy not gonna raise myson Right.

Styles (01:02:13):
That's a whole fucking t-shirt.
My guy, don't be mad if I popup and pop out with that.
Be more influential than theinfluences.
That's a whole fucking yo.
My guy.
Please put that on the shirtbefore this episode drops.
Yeah, I might literally have todo that Like you're gonna have
to, because that is a mountain,real quick Word, that's a

(01:02:36):
fucking mouthful for sure.
All right, let's move on.
Bay night, sexy nights and goodfood.
I'm working on my transitions,bro, let's move on.
Shit, irritated the fuck out ofme before I hit that button.
I was like, yeah, let's move on, just hit that button.
I was like you sound stupid.
Anyway, you already know whattime it is.

(01:02:58):
This is the time where youactually give us a little bit of
.
I'm not even gonna pause thatYou give us.
Tell us a fucking story aboutthat.
About a good day, night Yeah.

Uncle Dolemite (01:03:20):
My last motherfucking day night And I've
been saying this shit sinceI've been single In order for a
motherfucker to take me off thestreet, they don't have to sweep
me off my feet.
That shit really fuckinghappened.
And this motherfucker sheplanned this whole motherfucking

(01:03:41):
day.
She hit me like what you liketo eat?
I was like shit, mexican food.
I ain't really all thatdifficult to please.
She was like you stand up.
Comment.
I'm like, yeah, that shit cool.
So she like all right, for sure, friday I'm taking you out.
So I'm like, all right, we cando that.
So Friday, come, get off work,get fly, because I know I'm

(01:04:03):
going on a motherfucking date.
Right, this motherfucker takingnigga to this Mexican food
restaurant out here that I'mthinking it's going to be like
tacos burritos, mexican food.
This shit is like a club inthat bitch.
It's like motherfuckers linedup outside, bitches with mini
skirts on motherfuckers inLamborghini's parking.
I'm like, nigga, this is like acartel fucking restaurant or

(01:04:25):
some shit, cause this shitbooming, you know.
So we in the motherfucking goodass food.
I look at the menu and I'mimmediately like not shook, but
as a man, i just was raised likenigga, you pay for the meal, so
everything on thismotherfucking menu was kind of

(01:04:46):
up there And like, nigga, the,the, the, the, the key was this
uh, what's that shit?
The?
the market rate is like $25,$30.
It's like $20 and $30 shots Thefood up there.
So as we eating, i'm like, justas the, the old real cheat
nigga in me, i'm like, damnnigga, this 50, that's a hundred
, that's 75.
That's 150.
Damn, oh shit, Nigga, we haveto like $200 right now.

(01:05:09):
Damn, she ordered two moreshots.
Fuck, now we're like 250, 300.
Fuck This bitch running it up.
So you know the bill.
Get there to shit like $300.

Styles (01:05:23):
Yeah You know, so I'm having my fucking wallet like
this Yeah, this, this, the wholedate budget, you know.

Uncle Dolemite (01:05:30):
So I was like she like nigga, i told you I was
taking you out Park.
No, nigga, i got this.
I was like, oh, i got the tip.
She like no, nigga, you goingto give me the tip after this
shit.
Go ahead, nigga, she pay forthis shit.
Go to the comedy show.
Same fucking deal.

(01:05:51):
Like you know they.
Oh, you got you.
Guys want drinks?
I'm like, no, i'm cool.
She like nigga, don't be cheap.
Yeah, nigga, just get us a twoof the same thing that we had at
the restaurant and shit.
So I'm like, all right, fuck it.
You know, we do that wholelittle situation and throughout
the day, she just was a coolmotherfucker.
I didn't feel like I was beingtricked on.
I didn't feel like, oh man,this bitch trying to buy me.

(01:06:13):
It was genuinely like a cool,like I'm not going front.
I felt like the woman, nigga,you know how you.
You know like, how you feel,like you want to make a woman
feel on the day, like you wantthe woman to feel like I'm with
that nigga, like, yeah, maybe Igot this.
I got that, nigga, i'm going totake care of you know, did it?

(01:06:34):
did it Nigga.
I was like Damn, she had a bitchfor real, like I like her
motherfucking ass Like you know,after the, after the comedy
show, you know everything iscool.
You know we we doing the wholelittle thing because I'm still,
of course, being a gentlemanpulling her chair out, opening
doors and shit for her, But atthe end of the day, it just was
like, damn, it's some, it's somewomen out here, that's some

(01:06:57):
pressure.
You know, i've been hearing alot of shit amongst content
creators and motherfuckers inthe dating game, people on
social media about you know.
Just, you know, women ain'tshit, niggas ain't shit.
These women is gold diggers Andthese niggas ain't this Like
it's still some chicks out there.
It's just, it just depends onthe nigga that you are to pull

(01:07:20):
that out of a woman.
Maybe you ain't that nigga likethat, maybe a woman ain't like
you, like that, to do that foryou And that's why you ain't had
that experience, cause you know, like I said in the
conversation earlier, i thinkbefore we start recording nigga,
the dating game being great tome too good if you be on some
real shit.

(01:07:40):
But yeah, that was my datingstory, nigga, it was fucking
amazing.
Shout out to her.

Styles (01:07:48):
I appreciate it.
Yeah, definitely shout out toher.
She stepped up, stepped out.
I don't think that a lot ofniggas really can handle that
type of pressure, though.
So you showed up, you was ready, you already had the wallet.

Uncle Dolemite (01:08:00):
It was gonna hurt.

Styles (01:08:01):
Yeah, cause you didn't want to do it Like my.
After this, we going home Ain't?
no, there's no more stops afterthis That was the budget.

Uncle Dolemite (01:08:08):
Yeah, like I told her, i was like if you, if
you was trying to get me to putout on the first day, you
succeeded You will show gettingthis dick after this day.

Styles (01:08:20):
But a lot of motherfuckers is intimidated by
that, you know, and they don'thave to wear with all the
actually pull the chick.
If you got a trick of chickento take you out, you doing
something wrong.

Uncle Dolemite (01:08:31):
You know what I mean, you ain't made no woman
like you enough.

Styles (01:08:35):
That's a fact.
though That is a fact.

Speaker 2 (01:08:39):
Dessert.
I hope you guys enjoyed yourmeal.
Can I get you something off ofour dessert menu?

Styles (01:08:46):
I think that was the best transition on fucking night
And that was it right there.
I'm getting.
I'm hitting my stride right atthe end About the roll the
credits.
Nigga, you finally did it right.
Like, listen my guy.
This is not how I wanted to dothis at all.
Not ashamed to say it again.
He's like one of my top fivethat a lot on some grown man

(01:09:10):
shit, and Uncle Dolomite does alot of a lot of things right.
Please check out the podcast.
You won't be disappointed.
And I'm not even saying I'm not.
This is coming from a niggathat don't listen to
motherfuckers.
I like all the time I don't.
I don't listen to you all thetime, right?

(01:09:31):
Only because I'm in this.
This is what we do, but when Ineed to listen to something or I
need to look for something orI'm pulling something up, this
is like my go to A lot of othermotherfuckers.
Be like, i listen to you all atshut the fuck up.
No, you don't Shut up, it's notthe case, but anyway, i

(01:09:52):
appreciate you.
Let the people know what theycan find you Please.

Uncle Dolemite (01:09:57):
Instagram and Twitter personal Uncle Dolomite
Instagram and Twitter for theshow.
Instagram too much game podcast.
Twitter too much game power.
Youtube too much game podcast.
T O O, not the number two,because I'm number one in this
motherfucker.
So just Google the number one,google the too much game podcast

(01:10:19):
.
It'll pop up.

Styles (01:10:22):
I appreciate you.
Shout outs to my beautiful wifeand shout outs to the person
that actually drives me in thispodcast world.
Bobby, let me touch yourpodcast.
We're going to catch you on theflip side.