Reflections on Love, Sex, and Turning 49

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Styles (00:02):
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With your host styles.
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I stop.
Hello, what's goodie?
People, I'm almost ready totake the training wheels off of
this salutation thing Almostalmost.
I'm still a little bit rude.
There's still a little bit inme, of course, but here we all
with it.

(00:32):
Listen, if you're driving rightnow, it's safe.
I'm not going to get you aticket.
It's not in rick.
Well, I don't know.
A few minutes into this, I dohave something to say that might
make you want to.
You know, mash the gas and allthat other good shit.
But anyway, if you're listeningfor the first time, what up?
You know, if you're a listenerand you've been a listener, what
up?
And do me a favor, send thisout to somebody else that you

(00:55):
know mimics your personality,style and grace and see if they
want to listen in as well.
Anywho, let's get right to it.
Listen, unless you were livingunder a rock, you already know
Tory Lane's got 10 years for agun and a foot and your man,
henry Ruggs, got three years forkilling a lady and a dog, doing

(01:17):
160 in the residential Don'task me where he was going and
also shadows to Hawaii, man, oneof the islands went up in smoke
during the hurricane eitherduring or before I'm not even
sure I know hurricane was used.
I didn't go that deep into it.
I do know that there was a lotof fucking fire and it looked

(01:37):
like a fucking war zone and,ironically enough, the smoke
managed to stay there.
And we're talking about anisland.
And when Canada had a fire, Ilooked out and it looked like
the fucking Mars landscape.
But we'll leave that alone.
That's something else.
All right.
So let's get to the crux of thiswhole thing, the thing that I'm

(02:00):
excited to talk about.
Let's talk about the real MVPof the fucking Alabama situation
.
All right, we're going to giveout some awards.
We are going to give out someawards, and I need to learn to
start pressing these buttonswhen these buttons are called
for.
But anywho, here we go.
So the real MVPs Uncle with thechair, uncle with the chair.

(02:22):
He will remain a name because,even though they bagged him, I
don't want to put him out therelike that.
You know, we don't want tofurther any type of shenanigans.
Auntie's with the mean knucklegame.
Shout out to y'all theRiverboat gang that showed up
like a Marvel comic book crew.
I was going to say gang, butyou know, white people take that

(02:43):
anyway.
The young man that swam to therescue because his patience was
slim to none.
Let's talk about that hat, thathat that will go down in infamy
, the hat that should be foundand bronzed right.
But let's be real, the real.
MVP is the white guy that fuckedaround and found out that guy.

(03:08):
You know you got your entireteam fucked up, the entire team.
Why did you do that?
Why did you do that?
Anyway, who gives a fuck?
What happened is going down isdocumented, which is great.
You know, I must have watchedthat video six or seven times
that day, and then maybe about12 to 13, 14 times the following

(03:33):
day, because you know, whenyour people start catching
different angles, y'all want totalk about it.
And you go back and you seeshit that you know.
You didn't see the first goround.
My bad, my bad.
Let's bring it back a littlebit, right, because the white
guy is not the true.
So he was the catalyst.
He was the catalyst.
He was the dumbass catalystthat started the whole shit.

(03:54):
He was the catalyst.
However, the true MVP wasFollenship, as we all know right
.
The Follenship because it camethrough.
I must ask you know, a couple ofswings later.

(04:07):
I must ask.

Styles (04:11):
And then he was getting the wars for the whole shit,
kidding me.
We got Grammy.
We got Grammy, we got Grammy.
It's crazy, you know, becauseme myself, I'm a CEO, but I'm
also with chairman.
Fuck around and find out ifyou're wanting Now, um, a little

(04:32):
bit of ignorance, becausethat's what I do.
If you don't like what I do butwatch everything I do.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
you still a fan, hey?

(04:41):
yo watch them.

Do we need two shots All?

Styles (04:56):
right, so boom, we're back on the other half of
everything.
Um, welcome back as that.

Hey, hey, yo hey who?

Styles (05:08):
No, no, no, no, welcome back.
I'm excited you should be.

Thank you for having me back.

Styles (05:13):
We've met.
Yeah, it's kind of it feelslike that right, like she's not
a part of this for real.

It was a trial period.
At 30 days.

Speaker 5 (05:23):
You got the job.

It was a 30 day trial period.
Yeah.

Styles (05:28):
Now we have some really good guests that came in your
absence.
You did.

I heard some of those.
Yeah, they came through.
On the came through.

Styles (05:37):
Well, listen, everybody, put your glass in the air.
What we're drinking this weekis called the loaded half and
half.

Speaker 5 (05:42):
All right.

Styles (05:43):
Um, it is Hennessy ice tea and lemonade on sweet tea
and then lemonade, and it's inthe Tom Collins glass and I just
really didn't measure that.

I believe you.

Styles (05:54):
Let me go ahead and try it.
You got to start it, though,yeah.
Okay, while you're doing that,um, I'm going to mute your mic.
I have a very interesting storyto tell, though, because I did
the um the Uber eats for thealcohol.
Because I was prepping for theshow and I didn't want to leave
the house or left the house.
It's a nice day out.
You already know how that go,um oh, that's pretty good, it's

(06:17):
good right.

Even though you didn't even measure it.

Speaker 5 (06:20):
I didn't.

Styles (06:20):
Wow, but do me a favor, though I'm excited.
Sip, slow Okay.

All right, yeah , I'm done.

Styles (06:29):
And then we won't have a show.
Anywho, I ordered.
I ordered a drink.
I ordered the Hennessy on theUber eats at.
Yeah, no pardon, I'm lying.
I ordered the Hennessy on thegrub hub app.

Speaker 5 (06:42):
Okay.

Styles (06:43):
So I've been watching some videos lately and I've been
watching motherfucking stillshit, right.

And.

Styles (06:49):
I'm like, yeah, you just think it'll never be me.
It's not me.

See, that's wrong.
I don't order like grub hub andI don't know I don't.
I don't really use those appsuntil only when I'm here, but
when I'm in Dallas, yeah I don't.
I don't use none of those apps.

Styles (07:05):
You done.

I'm done, go ahead.
I'm sorry.

Styles (07:07):
All right.

So I thought maybe you want to hear my
backstory even though it's notmy, it's not even my story, it's
just story.
Go ahead.

Styles (07:18):
So the guy pulls up.
I'm looking at him on the map,right, the eye in the sky.
I'm looking at him, so I'mstill doing what I'm doing.
I don't know what the fuck.
Maybe he's trying to figure outparking because you can't.
You can't park in front of thebuilding during certain times
because there's always a carthere and they think that you
know.
they run upstairs, they thinkthat some fucking parking
attendant not parking attendant,but the cops going to magically

(07:40):
appear and give them a ticket,whatever.
So I'm thinking he's doing thatwhole thing.
And then five minutes later itsays delivered, but this is
alcohol.
Now ladies and gents, if you'renot familiar with ordering
alcohol through the app, youactually have to show your ID.
He has to scan the ID in orderto release it.

(08:02):
So as soon as I saw that, I waslike wait a fucking minute,
open up the door look down I waslike nah.
But then I heard the elevatorstart to close and I'm like this
motherfucker just jacked me formy fucking alcohol.
Yeah, and the only reason isbecause I didn't run behind him.

(08:24):
It's because every time, everytime it's it's show.
He knows Melissa, who happensto be like.
America's next top model.
It shows up as Robert.
Robert done smoked 10 L'sbefore he even got over here,
you know.
But now, um, then I got on thehorn and they took care of it.
It was like, listen, this iswhat we could do.

(08:46):
And I told him I was likelisten, your man Rob me.
I don't know who the fuckyou're hiring.

It's like the mid 90s, they ain't doing no
background checks.

Speaker 5 (08:53):
None at all.
None at all, I mean.

I don't even think it's necessary, but but
you crazy.

Styles (08:58):
I think, at the very least, they should have packed
groceries at some point in theirlife in order to get this job,
because you already know likewe've gotten things and there've
been five items on that listand the motherfuckers will show
up with three.
You check utensils.
They won't be a fucking utensilin sight.
You understand.
I'm saying so I think that thatold thing anyway, Um I so boom,

(09:21):
let's move on to the icebreakerCome on let's go.
Let's go to the icebreakerListen.
So the Dallas observer Okay,your party, town right Warns
people that D Slow down, killer.

That's what it's called.
I'm D.

Styles (09:38):
I'm about to take that fucking drink from you right now
.

Go ahead, finish this story.

Styles (09:43):
I appreciate you, they said.
Now the Dallas observer warnspeople that they will not be
served if they smell likemarijuana.
There's a sign.
There's a sign on the door thatsays that if you smell like
skunk when, not when, I'm doingit.
So naturally I had to researchit.
Now, I'm not a smoker.

(10:03):
You were smoking, no, so Idon't smoke.
Um, my brother is a smoker andthis nigga, anyway, it's a whole
other story.
But yeah, he's a smoker.
He's a smoker, he's a smoker,he's a smoker, he's a smoker,
he's a smoker, he's a smoker,he's a smoker.
He's a smoker.
The whole other story, but yeah, he's a smoker.

(10:24):
That might this might offendhim.
Doesn't offend me.
Yeah, um, and I've worked inthe surface industry before and
I know people that are comingLike.
My thing is is I have aquestion to everybody that does
smoke why the fuck do you thinkthat I want to smell you?
Now, you're not that's.
I just want to know that.

Well, yeah, I think that was part of the the
reason the owner put this policyin place.
Yeah, because you know, like hewas saying, like you know,
sitting in the restaurant, youNobody wants to be sitting
around in a restaurant trying toenjoy that feeling, and that's
all you smell it right.

Styles (10:57):
Yeah, and I get it.
They're nose blind to itbecause they're smoking it.

Speaker 5 (11:00):
I get it.

Styles (11:01):
I understand it, but at the same time, though, I'm
telling you and this is my PSAright now I'm telling you that
you smell like a pound of weed.
You smell like you use weeddetergent for you to wash your
clothes.
You understand what I'm sayingand I can only imagine what your
fucking yuck mouth takes like.
That shit is fucking crazy.
Think about it.

Yeah, especially if you have that much
coming off you.

Styles (11:26):
You smell like the baggie that you rolled up from.

Do they smell like a fire bag?
No, it's just a dime bag, andit's the thing I got.

Styles (11:35):
I have friends that smoke.
I have family members thatsmoke.
If you love me, you love me,but you gonna take this pause.
I don't give a fuck Like to me.
I just don't understand it.
I don't understand.
Like these same people, justlike us, whatever they smoke,
they'll quickly, you knowbasically judge somebody else if

(11:57):
they have too much cologne on.
If I put a thousand, if I spray10 times and then walk outside,
they're gonna be offended.
But you can hot box in your carfor three months straight,
literally, without coming out.
That motherfucker pop out,smell like a whole fucking, you
know, exotic strand.
The good stuff, the good stuff.

(12:19):
You know.
The motherfucker's got to befollowing behind you with a
lighter or something.
He ain't about to roll you up.

Speaker 5 (12:26):
Yeah, definitely.

Styles (12:27):
Yeah, but so okay.
So what I did was I did thebackground check, wanted to find
out if they could legally dothat, and he is, it is yes.

Yeah, I mean that's just like anything else
or any other I guess, likeservice, you know, in the
service industry, like otheroccupations or things like that,
because I mean or just likelike corner stores and things
like that.
I don't know if you remember,like back in the day, you know I
haven't seen those kind ofsigns, but well, not lately, but

(12:57):
like the signs where it's likeno shirts, no shoes, no service.
So I mean it's pretty much thesame concept, same thing.
So I mean, hey, if you first ofall it's too many text managed
restaurants in Dallas and Texasperiod, so you can go.
It's so many other places youcan go.
For one somewhere else.

(13:18):
Get your tacos, get whatever itis you get and go somewhere
else.
That's pretty much all it is.
It's too many restaurants inDallas.

Styles (13:26):
Well, I did see a too, many a brunch spot in New York
where they actually, where youcan smoke your weed and whatever
.
So it's going to be a bunch ofthat shit popping up now yeah
they just created a lane rightTo be exploited.
You know so.
As far as the law is concerned,you know, as long as they
follow state, federal and localnon-discrimination laws, they

(13:46):
could you know so to me that'skind of like a great one,
because when you think about it,you are discriminating yeah you
are.

Speaker 4 (13:56):
That's what I'm saying.

Exactly, but you know, I guess there's ways
around it.

Styles (14:01):
So now, I don't know, but like no.

I think the thing, like the article was
saying, as long as it's beendone equally amongst everybody
and not just like one particulargroup, you know, or you know
like I'm just going to say blackpeople or Hispanics, or you
know like everybody, if a whiteperson come up in here, whoever
comes in there, smell like weed,okay, you can't get service,

(14:25):
you need to go somewhere elseand get your tacos period Okay.
So hopefully they not just,like I said, it's limited to
only one group of people.

Styles (14:35):
But all right.
So let's take it a step furtherthough.
Let's take it to let's saythey're opening themselves up
for a lawsuit.
Maybe not that industry, butthere are other industries.
Let's say I'm going into likeTarget or something like that,
and they're refusing to sell mesomething based on the fact that
maybe they think that I'm fraudbecause I smell like weed.

(14:56):
You get what I'm saying Like.
Your first inclination is likeoh, your fraud, come and smell
like a pound of weed usingsomebody else's gift card.

But there's no signs on the target doors that
saying that we're not going toservice you if you come in there
and smell like weed, I guess.
I guess All right, don't let'snot bring Target into this.

Styles (15:19):
Why might get?

your target.

Styles (15:21):
Bay.

Speaker 5 (15:21):
My target Bay.

Styles (15:22):
Yeah.
Trouble, mm-hmm, he comethrough smell like a bag of weed
.

I don't know what he smelled like.
That's the other thing, thoughwhat?

Styles (15:29):
I've gotten food and opened up my food.

Speaker 4 (15:31):
And it's just like weed, because, oh, that's
disgusting.
Exactly that's my thing.

Styles (15:36):
That's.
That's, that's my thing, Anyway, moving on.
So I have a new thing.
What's?

your new thing.

Styles (15:41):
Um, while I was preparing for the show today, I
recorded something Okay, andwhat I recorded was, basically,
I was like yo, we're going toplay a game.
Oh wow, I'm going to hit thisbutton, Right.
Okay, it's going to saysomething to the effect of
something you never seen before.
He's going to name two.
You name the third one.
Okay, all right.
And you better go fast.

(16:03):
I am not prepared, I know Allright, wait a minute.

Speaker 4 (16:06):
Are you answering?

the question.

Styles (16:08):
Yeah, I'm participating.
Oh, okay, I'm going to go afteryou.
You go first, Okay.

Let's go you ready?

(16:13):
No, but yeah, all right.

Things I have never seen in my life One aliens
, two, dinosaurs, three three aflying monkey there there are no
different worlds I've neverseen Wow.

Speaker 5 (16:30):
Okay, how about that?
You put your dream?

to the side it is.
It's to the side my turn.

(16:35):
Things I have never seen in my life One aliens, two dinosaurs.

Styles (16:44):
Three black toilet tissue.
Yeah, think long and hard.
Have you ever seen anythinglike that?
Think long and hard.
Have you ever seen it?
Have you ever?

seen it?
I feel like I have.
No, you've never seen it.

Styles (16:53):
I feel like I have the same reason that you've never
seen like different color sheetsinside of a I'm hard different
colored towels inside of a hotel.
They all use white towels.

But you haven't been in all hotels either, so
you don't know that for sure.

Styles (17:10):
I haven't, but at this point I'm just not listening to
you anymore.
What kind of shit is that tosay?

(17:16):
The fuck, Anyway, Things I have never seen in my life One
aliens, two dinosaurs.

Three.

Styles (17:29):
I'm listening.

Flying dinosaurs.

Styles (17:33):
Flying dinosaurs, flying dinosaurs.
So you've seen other types ofdinosaurs, just not flying
dinosaurs.

OK, wait a minute, I wasn't ready.

Styles (17:48):
If we were still dating, I would have to leave you at
the bar because I would fear formy life.
I would think that there wouldbe charges brought up.
Like you're honest, you onlyhad a spoonful of patrol.

That was it Just a spoonful Now patrol, I
can't drink patrol.
Is that what you got in thisdrink that?

Styles (18:04):
is not what I have in the drink Were you present
during the presentation earlier.
When I say Hennessy, you didsay Hennessy.

Speaker 4 (18:12):
My bad OK.

Holy shit.
Ok, you come on.

(18:16):
This is my turn.
Yes, OK, Things I have neverseen in my life One aliens, two
dinosaurs.

Styles (18:25):
Three a blind man I can see.
Now wipe that shit off yourface.
What's wrong with you?
You ready.

Speaker 5 (18:43):
No, no, no wait.

(18:43):
We won't talk about it.

Styles (18:44):
Well no.
How do you get philosophicalabout some shit like that?

Because I've heard of the blind.
People can like see in theirdreams.
Wait, I'm listening.

Styles (18:58):
I haven't done anything, I'm listening.

Well, I mean, you was over there Like I
thought you were about to pressa button, but no, seriously.
I've heard that before.
You've heard what that blindpeople can see in their dreams.

(19:07):
You ain't got the answers?
Swag, I've been doing this morethan you.

Speaker 4 (19:12):
Can I move on?

Wait, ok, go ahead.

(19:15):
All right Things I have never seen in my life One aliens, two
dinosaurs.

Styles (19:23):
Three is me.
Oh, it's you.
It's you.
No, no, no, no.

I was wrong that you take my turn.
Um appear me.

Styles (19:34):
Is I don't want to.
I don't want to tell my wife toshut the fuck up.

(19:39):
I really don't want to, I'm talking about things I've never
seen in my life.

I was saying in person, Aliens, two dinosaurs.

Styles (19:47):
Three a microwave commercial.
If you've seen one, please sendit to me.
There's never been.
Well, paul, I don't want to saythat.
Yeah, I've never seen a fuckingmicrowave, a commercial
microwave, ever.
It's the fucking product thatsells itself.

Wait a minute.
First of all, I think, you see,you already knew some of these
answers or thought or thought ofyour answers.

Styles (20:12):
No, I didn't.

This is like.

Styles (20:14):
I promise you I did.
Ok, ladies and gentlemen, thisis what I did today.
I invited her in the process ofactually putting the show
together.

Oh God, here we go.

Styles (20:24):
She kept scrolling and it kept stopping looking at
bloggers like.

No, I was looking up information you sent
me one thing in four hours.
I was scrolling and looking upinformation.
I was what.
Listen, I told you I'm not apodcaster.
I don't do this for a living,so yeah, cannot, cannot move on.

(20:50):
This is all new to me.
Main course is time to eatwhat's on your mind.

Styles (20:56):
Nice.
So here we go.
Let's get to the shit for real.
I'm going to play this clip,because this actually is what
you did send to me.
Ok, all right, so I'm hopingthat you have some thoughts on
this.
I hope you showed up to fight.
I'm ready to fight.

What did I send you?

Styles (21:11):
Yeah, there we go.

You only sent me one thing and I don't
remember what it was.

Styles (21:14):
Jesus Christ.
Anywho, here it goes.

Speaker 4 (21:21):
She just asked me about a 50,000.

Styles (21:24):
That is not what I wanted to do.
Entertain the people while Ifix this.

Hey people.

Styles (21:31):
All right, here we go.
Now, here we go, ok.
What's your dating style?

Speaker 4 (21:38):
I pay attention to detail.
I don't like to what a personlikes.

OK, so Birkin bags are really my thing.

Speaker 5 (21:44):
I like Chanel, you done Yep.

Speaker 4 (21:52):
She just asked me about a 50,000 per.
I mean, I just met you.
I don't even know your lastname, seattle.
You kind of scared me when youwere talking about them, birkins
, a little bit.
What if it's a rough year and Ican't get you that, birkin, do
you leave or do you run away, orwhat do you do?

One thing about me if I want something really,
you go find somebody else canget the Birkin.

Speaker 4 (22:10):
No, no, no.

Styles (22:10):
I'm going to buy the Birkin.

Speaker 4 (22:12):
When you look at me different Because I'm in a rough
patch and couldn't get theBirkin.

For you just saying that little thing that is
very true to my life, myfinances brings doubt to men all
the time.
The Birkin jokes rule for mebecause guys really get
intimidated by that and then forhim to turn around and try to
make me feel bad.
This is really an insecuritywithin yourself.

Styles (22:34):
Yeah, you want me to start.

Please.

Styles (22:37):
Okay, so I have questions and I think that
you'll be able to answer thesequestions.

Oh, goodness Okay.

Styles (22:45):
You know not that you have the same trained authority
as this young lady.
Right, not going to bedisrespectful yet, but not that
you have the same trainedauthority as her.
She said that dudes areintimidated by the jokes right
and outcomes to be worth.
That bitch ain't fucking, sheis not joking she wasn't, she

(23:09):
wasn't joking, she was deadserious.

Yeah, because, yeah, no, she was definitely
serious.
Um, okay, so what's yourquestion?

Styles (23:18):
Um, why do women think like that?
No, I'm serious.
That's like a very honestquestion, because when I'm
scrolling, of course, if there'snot as popping up in my feed
because that's every threeseconds it's not my fault.

Listen, I promise you was not quit liking
it, it's not me like and quitcommenting, never mind.

Speaker 5 (23:39):
I definitely don't comment, I'm like.

Sims comment I'm not coming.

Styles (23:46):
Um, yeah, sometimes I do get a little.

And that's why it's like it the way it is.
We've had this conversation somany times.

Styles (23:56):
My thumb is epileptic.

You know what?

Speaker 5 (24:05):
So anyway, all right.

Styles (24:08):
No, when I'm scrolling that is like a common train of
thought.
You know it's like is he thewoman is talking about what a
man has to be able to do.
All right, let me start here.
My problem is I think thatwomen should stop asking for
shit that they can't get forthemselves.
Right, and?
Then, you'll get the defensewhere they'll rush in and be

(24:32):
like but I can't know, you can't, because you don't have it when
.
I show up, you don't have it.
When I show up, you understandwhat I'm saying, but yet still
it's a request.
How does it become a requestand you say I could do?
If you could do it, you wouldhave done it.
We're talking about bags hereNow and I open up the closet.

(24:53):
There's no, there's no bag over$1,000 in that closet.
But you asking for a $30,000bag and I was today years old
when I found out that thoseshits are expensive Birkin is
crazy.
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (25:06):
Yeah.

Yeah, and I can't answer for all women, but
I don't know.
I mean, I think well and likewhat I did agree with her with
what she said was.
I mean, she did say that youknow, if I guess for a man, if
he can't provide it, then she'llget it for herself, and I think

(25:27):
that's always been my train ofthought.
You know, like I said, if it'ssomething that I really want,
first of all, I'm not the typethat's going around asking a man
for anything, period.
I just don't.
I've never been like that.
If a man gives me something,that's one thing, but I've never
like just come out and be like,hey, you know, give me a bag,

(25:47):
give me this, give me that, giveme this.
I've always been the type tojust if I want to, I'm going to
get it myself.

Styles (25:52):
I can vouch for that.
I did buy you a bag that'sstill sitting in the closet.

Well, yeah, be one that I like.
I mean, you have to learn me,you have to know my style and
what I like and what I don'tlike.

Styles (26:09):
So I mean, the everyday bag is in the fucking.

I don't know.
The everyday bag is legit.

Styles (26:15):
The everyday bag happens to be a Tory Burch soft, soft,
but a leather it is it's so soft, the big heart yeah.
With the Chevron pattern.
Yeah, I love it.

I love it.
So I mean, yeah, more bags onthat style.

Styles (26:30):
Of course I take it every day all day I'm going to
get you a target bag.
Can I get you a target bag?

Target has some real cute bags.
I have a couple of bags fromTarget.

Styles (26:39):
You heard it here first, ladies and gentlemen, so OK no.
So targets not off the menu.

A target is not off the menu for me.

Styles (26:47):
OK, all right, Talk about.
So I want to know again whereis that?
Is that like something that'staught at home?
Like who and not only is ittaught at home, who teaches a
woman that?
I'm on the attack right now.

I see who teaches a woman that Help.
Well, I mean, of course itcould be taught.
You know, again, I can't speakfor every woman and you know how
she was raised or whatever, butI mean, I definitely think it
could be taught, something thatcould be taught as far as you

(27:23):
know, or you know what you canget from a man and things like
that.

Styles (27:26):
Like I, don't know, just say her mama did it.

Well, her mama may have done it.

Styles (27:31):
Her mama definitely did it.

We don't know that.
But again, like I said, I'vejust never been that tight.
Maybe I should have.
No, I'm just joking, but I'venever been that tight.
I'm always going to get what Iwant.

Styles (27:44):
It's crazy, ok.
So again, this is I'm defending, I'm standing up for the fellas
out there, and one of the otherthings I did pass them past a
meme that I meant to record witha lady was like you know, if he
ever gets into a rough patch.
blah, blah, he's doing this,he's down bad, he's got a job.
Yada, yada, yada, yada.

(28:05):
I'm leaving, Literally.
That's because I'm thinkingthat she's going to turn the
corner with this dude.
You know, cause when he turnedthe corner it's just him and she
went the other direction.
But I don't know, For me it'skind of sickening in a way that
I don't see enough bosses outhere.
I see a lot of miss, I see alot of misusage of the word boss

(28:28):
.
As far as women are concerned,right, I mean, I can't give you
everything that you want.
You want the range.
I can't get you to range.
I'm going to get you to range.
I can't get you to range.
Now you understand.

Well, really, I only want to range it.
What do you?

Styles (28:43):
want what you want.

Well, let's see .
Well, it won't be a range forsure.
No, I don't want that anymore.
I told you a Porsche A.
Porsche, yeah, or a two doorBentley Either one.

Styles (28:59):
I'm going to go into this other clip because this
might be the perfect segue intothat.
All right, you ready.

I'm ready.
I want to have a test of yourboyfriend.
Excuse you, I want to knockyour boyfriend.
She what.
I will pay you five millionNaira, yeah, yes, lend me your
boyfriend for a night.
How much?

(29:25):
Five million Naira, how muchOkay.

Styles (29:32):
So I did the math on that because as soon as I seen
that I was like hold on, let mego and find out how much that is
, if I'm going to record it,because five million Naira might
be looking $10 US, so it's like136,000.
So I could loan out the day.

No, of course not.

Styles (29:52):
But see, that's why I played it though, so all right.

So I'm 136,000.
Yeah, no, think about it.
Hold on for time out, though Goahead.

Styles (30:03):
I would use protection Okay, that's one.
It would clear up the debt.
It would Right Business creditwould be on fleek Right, so we
can actually take that, flipthat and then come out on top
like half a mil Easy God.

So that's what you want to do?
No, I'm asking you if it wereon table.

Styles (30:23):
It's not what I want to do.

You think you're going to back me into a
coin Wait a minute.
And the women that was in thataudio, they were friends.

Styles (30:31):
They were friends.

No, I'm asking, who was it?

Styles (30:32):
I think that one was a boss, the other one was a worker
.
Oh clearly, because the otherone was like five million Naira.

So she thought that the other one could be
bought.
I didn't know, I couldn'tunderstand.
Okay, yeah, no.

Styles (30:44):
No, not a little bit.
Watch my double standard Right.
Go ahead.
What was it, pretty woman?

What's a pretty woman.

Speaker 5 (30:52):
Yeah, pretty woman.
Yeah, absolutely, Absolutelynot.

Styles (30:55):
No, I think that you know I would be the prostitute.
You can't be the prostitute.
I would have to be theprostitute.

I think you wouldn't mind being a prostitute
.
I wouldn't mind it, youwouldn't mind it.
I would absolutely mind it, youwould definitely mind it, I
would mind it Would you yeah,because I'm funny.
Oh yeah, I forgot, because wehad that conversation before.

Styles (31:15):
Did we Mm-hmm?
Refresh my memory.

As far as remember, when we were talking
about you not smashing your uglyfriends Because they were ugly
and I was like, okay, so you hadsome if one of your homegirls
was ugly from back in the day,you know and you never did smash
them, but they probably likedamn.
We never did smash.

Styles (31:38):
Well, that's the reason why?

because they was ugly.
No, oh.

Styles (31:43):
It wasn't because she was ugly or they were ugly.

Oh, okay.
Well, what was it?

Styles (31:47):
I've never had a group of ugly friends at one given
time.

Well, I don't know.
You told me that there was acouple of them.

Styles (31:52):
There were, but they were spread out though.

Oh, okay, wasn't a whole gang of ugly
chicks?

Styles (31:56):
who was once, was it?

I don't know you were like yeah.

Styles (32:02):
I'm like insolate you myself with ugly chicks.

No.

Styles (32:06):
Oh, okay, you're fine.

(32:07):
But yeah.

But no listen.

(32:10):
What.

Yeah, no, we not selling D.

Styles (32:17):
You're right, we're not selling it.

We're not even mowning it out they're leasing
it.

Styles (32:24):
Don't look at me like that.
It was something I was doing,your job today.
I was doing my job and your job.

Speaker 4 (32:30):
So I was scrolling and I was like hold up.

Styles (32:33):
Let me, let me get a take on that.

But it's nice to know that you wouldn't loan
me out, though I appreciate that.
No, I wouldn't loan you out, butit's kind of something.
It's well, but they weren'tpaying.
So it was.
I was thinking of the otherstory where it was a group of
friends and they were like, oh,is your man coming to girls
night, girls night out?
And so it was like, okay, well,can we fuck your man?

(32:56):
Like I was just curious, likeis that really something that
happens?
Like a group of girls, likeyour best friend, I'm gonna say
about five women, a group offive women, and you bring your
man to the party and your girlsare asking, hey, can we help
your man?

(33:17):
First of all, and he just goingaround, f and all the all four
friends.

Styles (33:22):
You would your friends would have to be well, you don't
have any friends, but yourfriends will have to be.

I have a friend .
I what?

Styles (33:29):
Fix your face.
What I have friends.
Okay, I'm just playing.
She does have friends, so maybeI'm not, but this is the thing
though.

I don't have a lot of friends, but I do have a
friend or two.

Styles (33:41):
Nobody needs a lot of friends after the age 40.
Listen, I need like if I cancount on my hands, both of them.

I can count on one hand.
I'm one hand.

Styles (33:50):
That's even better, that's easy man, what the fuck
was I going to say?
That shit threw me that fuckingyoung.

I'm sorry, god damn it.

Styles (34:02):
It was going to be good too it probably was, it probably
was Okay, so you can't rent thedick out.

No, we're not renting out, okay.

Styles (34:11):
I'm not touching it enough for me.
Drop the subject, leave italone.
Kick it up the block.
Let's go, um, okay, so since wecan't, uh, when I, before you
know we got married actually, no, since the exception of me
thinking about love and what myrelationship looked like, I
thought that it would look alittle something like this I

(34:32):
love seeing him sleep easy.

Speaker 7 (34:34):
Every night, like clockwork, I scratch this man's
back to sleep and I know whenhe's asleep because I can tell
when his breathing changes.
And some people might thinkthat's psychotic, but that's
like, I just know.
That's when I'm like oh, I canstop now, but I find joy in
being your rest.

Styles (34:53):
Shit like that.
Like shit like that.
That's what I and I had tobalance it with.
You know the earlier clip andstuff like that, because I'm
like yo.
My, I don't even understand howa nigga could love you if it
comes at a price, which isironic and me sitting here
talking about leasing my dick,right?

He like at least one time, just one time,
just so we can flip it.

Styles (35:14):
Yeah that's a fact.
Oh, the block is high.

For how long is it?
30 minutes?
How long?
Seven minutes.
No, we can never Every timeit's like what Seven minutes?
It would never be the same.

Styles (35:27):
The relationship would never be the same.

Yeah, it'll definitely.

Styles (35:30):
You would never look at me the same.

Yeah right.

Styles (35:32):
Because it's kind of like.

Well, I look at you like the doll You're on the
rail, like how much we gotgetting there.

Styles (35:40):
That's next birthday, give us a webcam.
Let's make it a.
And the only fans.

Let's turn it into a business one.
I'm running a husband's here.
You can remind me, I'm 135,000.

Styles (35:51):
There was another clip that I saw.
It's funny because there wasanother clip that I saw where
the lady was talking aboutthey're going to stay together,
right?
I?
Guess somebody stepped out.
Maybe I'm wrong, becausesomebody's listening to this
right now.
I'm like nigga, that's not howit went.
That's fine.
I'm making this shit up as I goalong, I'm sure, but there's a

(36:11):
point to this.
They would have gathered.

OK.

Styles (36:15):
So I'm happy and then not together.
This is terrible, but they'restill together.
Somebody stepped out.
I think he stepped out.

Speaker 5 (36:23):
OK.

Styles (36:23):
And she found out and she was like listen, this is
what we're going to do.
We're going to stay together.
We're still going to make thismoney together.
We're going to raise our child.

Speaker 5 (36:34):
Oh yeah, it was one child together.
I think I saw something likethat.
She was like but whoever I'mfucking, there's none of your
fucking business.

Styles (36:40):
And I was like Jesus.

Oh yeah.
And he was like caught offguard by all that.
Yeah, yeah, she didn't give afuck.

Styles (36:48):
She's light-skinned too.
She didn't give no fucks.

Speaker 5 (36:51):
No.

No, because if you can do it, I can do it even
better.
No, that's a whole fact.

Styles (36:56):
But getting back to the watching call and I don't want
that.
But getting back to the wholethe shit that we just played
with the lady and all of that,that was my idea of love.
You know you want to be able toclose your eyes and rest,
literally literally literallybecause it was a there was a

(37:16):
meaning behind that.
You know, of course, if youstart up in my back, you're
going to notice my breathingchange immediately, and I'm just
on my own.
They could be on his own, man.
Yo.
Ladies and gentlemen, this oldpeople's sex Shit is horrible.
First of all, I'm sorry, Ididn't say our old people sex, I

(37:38):
just said old people sex ingeneral.
Wait a minute.

First of all, if you just said our, you know,
I did, you did, I know.

Styles (37:43):
I didn't.

You like, I'm not talking about our.

Styles (37:46):
Yeah, old people, I'm not to come on.

But why got to be old people sex though.

Styles (37:51):
Because that's what we do Now.
I'm just Listen.

No, but this is the thing.
Hold on.

Styles (37:59):
Listen, I'm talking to everybody.
I'm talking to everybody 40 andover.
Your, your tricks and shit thatyou brought into the bedroom
earlier on in life.
That shit is retired.
It's sitting on the benchsomewhere.
The towel boy don't even comeby there.
I'm dead ass.
Like he don't even come bythere, like all of that.

(38:20):
Like you start to realize thatthe gym means more to you now
than ever.

Speaker 5 (38:26):
Yeah, I promise you that.

Styles (38:28):
I promise you that, because there are certain
positions not to put ourbusiness out there, but there
are certain positions.
A nigga really just be focusedon a position.

Like I really stand on this one.
Let's say, like what's not mytip to?

Styles (38:46):
what's not early is impossible.
It's impossible because I'm sofocused on other shit.

like you know, form Not catching the cramp, my
toes catching the cramp, we'regoing to have to get a fucking
water boy.

Styles (39:02):
You're going to have to come in and wipe my foot Like
like a pit stop or something.
Just keep the dig in thebathroom Pause.
No, I even got to be a dude.
We need a water check, you know.

I mean even the bathroom is going about.
I didn't say a fluffer.
I said I'm saying becausethat'll lead to something else.
Why?

Styles (39:21):
I'm older now that shit ain't going to lead to nothing.

OK, cool.

Styles (39:25):
They go, take one look, realize I have to perform and be
like no, I'm at two.

Oh no, I can't handle the one You're going to
take these kind words.

Styles (39:37):
I'm just, it's going to be some heavy slurping.

Yeah, that's a lot of winking.

Styles (39:45):
Oh, yeah, yeah my imagination is going to be an
over.

Be out of the winking, and that's how you can
get for real, that's a good wink.

Styles (39:53):
So I'm just an empty promises Mm hmm.

A lot of.
I wish I could.

Styles (40:01):
Yo, that's fucked up.
That's why all of the oldladies fuck the pool boy.

Probably what?

Styles (40:07):
Yeah, don't even you had a fix your face.
Don't bite your lips, you justbite your lips.

Pool boy yeah.
I just need a pool.
I can have a pool boy.

Styles (40:19):
But what's crazy is I think that, ok, just from my
observation, I don't think womenwant a really young guy,
because they said all they do isthey have one stroke, that's it
.
The young guys have one stroke,one stroke, and that's just
like a million miles a minute.
You know, hold on, if I go back, if I regress into my childhood

(40:41):
, I was like, yeah, it was a rat, that was literally it.

And probably that was it.

(40:47):
That was it.

Styles (40:48):
You know, but when you start to refine your stroke,
it's like around 29, 30.
You know, because it starts toslow down.
You start to realize you knowyou have other bills.
Life really starts life.
And at that point, yeah, not.

(41:08):
And then you refine your strokebecause now you realize that
you might.
You start to feel, you start tofigure out, rather, what love
is you want them to stick around.
So it's kind of like, hold on,I just can't, I'm not busting
off of me.
I got to get a dignitized, soit's a whole different story.

Is that what that big D energy is about?
I don't know.

Styles (41:28):
I don't know, I have big , big energy just just because.
Well, no, there's a reason.

It's more of a confidence type of situation, or
is it really like because yougot something, because you
putting it down, like from whatI'm hearing, is this Women like?

Styles (41:45):
for instance, if the dude is exuding that big, big
energy, a lot of times hedoesn't have big dick.
You know I'd rather be anasshole than exude big dick
energy.
That's defined by society.
Like you know, I'm a goodasshole.
You understand what I'm saying.
My stroke is mediocre at bestright now.

(42:05):
I don't know I give zero fucks .
I am married.

Styles (42:15):
You stuck with, you, stuck with everything.

No, nobody helped.

Speaker 5 (42:21):
I'm taking my way.

Is it the dad?
By because of the.

Styles (42:30):
I don't know, but your five friends is like, so my big
game is like no wonder she.
She got no time she.

No wonder she ain't called.

Speaker 5 (42:47):
These are jokes, guys , guys, we're, these are my
friends are going to go out todinner.

Styles (42:52):
No, you ain't yeah we are.

We're going to go out to dinner and have some
drinks and talk.

Speaker 5 (42:59):
About what.

Styles (43:02):
The fuck which I'm going to talk about.

We got girls coming up, ok, but yeah, they
ain't got nothing to do with mybig game.

Speaker 5 (43:10):
My big game is it's trash.
It's not trash.
I know it's not Damn it's wrongwith you.

Styles (43:18):
I'll give you the call.

You said mediocre.

Styles (43:21):
I said mediocre.
Ok the average.
But it's really not.
It's.

Yeah, keep it.

Styles (43:29):
I'm just trying to Because I'm, you know, I'm
listening, because this justworks out better for the DMs
Like because I would say you'regoing to be in the DMs, Like let
me see.
No, they're going to be like.
I want that.

Speaker 5 (43:38):
What that mediocre day by Nick is about you like
they got a really nice voice.
But they can, but I don't know.

Styles (43:51):
You got to watch out for the old ones, because the old
ones remember.

Old ones, yeah, they like.

Styles (43:55):
Shit.

What?
The old man or old woman, the,the, but you know, they say, as
we get older, the women getolder, like that's when we
really start performing.

Styles (44:10):
Oh, is that right?
That's what I heard.

Speaker 5 (44:11):
We know that, me too.

I don't think I'm at that age.

Speaker 5 (44:18):
I don't know At that age, right now you need like I'm
tired.

Styles (44:22):
Well, you know shit like that.

And listen.
But so you got to realize too,as the woman gets older.

Styles (44:28):
There's so many other factors that go into like, tell
me one without making me throwup.

Premenopause.

Styles (44:37):
I said without.

Well, that's not that Like.
There's so many factors.
We got to you know that ourbodies are going through
hormones and things like that,and we still got you know life
is life and still got shit goingon.
Right, it's just a lot.

Styles (44:54):
Hold on Right now.

And then we got , and then we still got to
perform you don't have to.

Styles (45:01):
We like you to show up.
We show up it's like the, weboth get old.
They still having sleepy sex.

Like the sex is over yet I need to just go to
sleep right now.

Styles (45:15):
You know that is definitely off the menu, it's
like Netflix and sleep you luckyif you get past like the
halfway point in the movie.

Me is Well, that's you.
You be knocked down in thefirst five minutes.
I'm like this nigga.
I thought we were watching amovie, yeah.

Styles (45:33):
Before we go to the movie just want to waste my
fucking money, because I willknock it and recline the cheers
now.

Come stand it.

Styles (45:41):
Okay, listen Out of here .
Yeah, it's too much fuckingmoney to not be well rested.

I'm kind of taking now for everything you
have to After you eat, and thenyou can't just jump right into
having the sex after you eat.
You have to wait till your fooddigest.

Styles (46:03):
That's just a lot.

And then by that time I'm sleepy, I'm ready
to go to sleep.
That's a fact.
I mean, well, yeah, I'm alreadysleep.

Styles (46:10):
But just leave one position, yeah you got to.

It's too much.

Styles (46:15):
They who does more to work Got a woman.

Yeah, we already had this and I want to
have it again.
I mean, I suppose you do,Because I know at this age I'm
like you done as long as you getup.
No, I'm just joking, that'scrazy.

Speaker 5 (46:32):
No.

I know that's crazy.
Listen, I'm tired.
I got things to do.
You probably sit there likethat.
I'm just waiting for somebodyto say something.

Styles (46:44):
It's just a whole full blown argument.

What the fuck is going on Now.
We good, though.

Styles (46:55):
We are Okay.
So Gold diggers are golddiggers.

Who is the gold digger?

Styles (47:04):
The chick with the Birkenback.

I don't think she's a gold digger.
Get the fuck out of here.

Styles (47:08):
She's not joking.

No, she wasn't joking.

Styles (47:11):
She's a gold digger.

But at the same time I think she just kind of
like laying out her preferenceand what she really wants out of
a man.

Styles (47:19):
If you were in a $40,000 bag, your lace front has to be
on point at the very least.
That's just me.

It wasn't.
Oh, I didn't know that shit.

Styles (47:31):
Looked like you ever seen American me when they wear
that little headnet?
No, all right, cool Somebody.

Or the lunch lady with the Remember the lunch
lady with the hair in it, andthen get the little ball
thinking right there.

Styles (47:45):
You know, out here looking like one of the vatos.

At the E bar smell like marijuana, exactly.

Styles (47:54):
Exactly, and then it's just me walking by like who did
that to you, lady?
But nah, she didn't you.

Again, like I said, if you want, um, if you're
going to ask for $40,000 bag,look, that's all I'm saying I
agree with that, but it's and Ikind of want to touch a little
bit on when you mentioned um,you know, like how a woman may
not have what she's asking youfor, you know, when you come
into the picture, and so I waskind of thinking about, you know

(48:24):
, um, like I said, so for most,or I'm just speaking for myself.
Again, like I said, I agreewith what she was saying as far
as like getting to herself, butat the same time, I don't know,
sometimes I feel like where I'veheard that sometimes women
don't want to maybe she doesn'twant to experience certain
things with you.
What?

(48:46):
As far as like clean that shit.

(48:48):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

No, what I'm saying is like okay, let's go,
let's go outside.
What?
Just a Birkin?
How about a house?
Okay, okay, it's going to use ahouse, for example.

Speaker 4 (49:01):
Okay.

So you're saying well, you know she should
.
You know she's asking me to geta house, she's want me to do
this and do that in order to geta house, but she doesn't have
it when you come into thepicture.
So I don't know, like I said Iheard before, like maybe she
doesn't want to experiencegetting the house with you, you
know like with the person thatshe's with.
So she's not really, you knowlike.

(49:24):
So what does she?

Styles (49:25):
want to do.
She wants to get the house byherself or just start with you.

It may not be with you, it may be and it could
be with somebody else, but I'mjust saying like, maybe you know
it's like some of the, some ofthe things that she wants to
experience.
Maybe she's just waiting foryou to get out the picture so
she doesn't have to experienceit with you, or maybe she's, you
know, like in the midst ofgetting it.
Or you know, maybe you don'treally know what's really going

(49:55):
on behind the scenes, so she mayjust be waiting to Okay, now,
let me dump him now.
Okay, Now, after I, you know,get rid of him.
Now I can go in and get myhouse or get the things that I
really want.
I don't know.

Styles (50:10):
That's an interesting take, um, so let me ask you a
question.
Of course, I don't know why Ididn't mention earlier that we
did celebrate my birthday.
Last week is my birthday, butI'm a Leo.

So is all month .
Huh, so is all month yourbirthday Celebration.

Styles (50:29):
Thank you, thank you Thank you Thank you, thank you.
My oldest son is a Leo too, soyou know it's just a
continuation and, yes, I amtaking it all away.
Should we talk about where wewent?

what we did in Bay.

Styles (50:40):
Night, or should we talk about it now?
Well, I think you may want totalk about it in Bay Night All
right, you know we have a wholereview on somebody else, so we
good there.
What?
Why are you looking?

at me crazy.
Go ahead, let's talk about yourbirthday.

Styles (50:59):
Now we're going to talk about a Bay Night, Okay.
It's your show, bay Night, sexynights and good food.
All right, so here we are.
It's my birthday last week,just like I just said and uh,
I'll do that, and we did thattoo.

(51:20):
But um yeah, now it was mybirthday.
I woke up, my first inclinationwas I'm going to lay in the bed
all day.

Absolutely not.

Styles (51:28):
My wife was like uh, yeah, Get on up.
You know like I just want toscratch my nuts and watch movies
.

I'm almost half a hundred.
We just we just talked aboutold people six and that was
talking about old peoplebirthdays.

Styles (51:41):
You know what I said.
But see, the thing is, I reallydidn't want to celebrate 49.
That was a thing.
I didn't want to celebrate 49.

50.
You have to celebrate everybirthday, every day, Right.

Styles (51:54):
So birthdays.
You know what I mean.
That's a human construct.

No, you still have to celebrate.

Styles (51:59):
Anyway.
So let me tell you whathappened.

Let's go, go ahead.

Styles (52:05):
They decided to take me for one way.
I thought I was going to eat.

He was ready.
I thought.

Styles (52:12):
I was going to get food.
I thought food was involved.

It is, but not the first stop, exactly so I
ain't eating no food.

Styles (52:19):
No, I ain't eating any food whatsoever.
My son got up.
He's like yo plug this intoyour GPS and don't research it,
just plug it in.
So not only you know did I haveto, you know, go to a spot,
navigate to a spot.
I had to drive.
My wife doesn't want to drivein New York.

I'm not driving in New York.
That's just not happeningPeriod.
You just need to get that outyour head Like it's not
happening.
You done it, you finished, goahead All right.

Styles (52:50):
My 21 year old does not drive and I'm happy for it.
But anyway, we got a call.
We now, you know, we getdowntown whatever, downtown
Manhattan, blah, blah, blah,blah, just that.
And third, it was a threeo'clock, three o'clock
appointment, yeah, soreservation, reservation, rather
.

Speaker 4 (53:06):
So I'm like all right , cool.

Styles (53:07):
So I'm thinking food involved.
Pull up Park Walk Cross Street.
I'm looking for the restaurant.
I don't see a restaurant.
It was like, yeah, we're goingto ol factory, right oh ol
factory and you know it just hit.
Well, let me tell you what theydo.
First, custom sense.
So basically, you can go in andmake your own perfume or

(53:28):
cologne, right, they're pulledin a bottle for you.
You get your own custom label.
Blah, blah, blah, just that.
And third, dope Fire.
I love it.
Yeah, phenomenal.
My son came up with it, fire.
And I think the most proudestmoment was when he pulled out
his money.

Right.

(53:45):
It wasn't even on the car.

Styles (53:47):
It was actual paper money.
I was like my God, it's trueright here.
Yeah, it was awesome, it was atime.
It was a time, but I was todayyears old when I found out, or
actually recall, not even foundout, but I revisited my old
science class and I'm like olfactory, the ol factory nerve.

(54:09):
It gives you a sense of smell.

Speaker 5 (54:13):
That's actually so.

Styles (54:14):
ol factory, ol factory I'm like because old time like
ol factory.
And then today, when I waswriting out the show notes, I'm
like oh damn, style's juststupid.
Well, I'm glad you didn'tfigure it out the day of not
after yeah, yeah, but he gave mesome restaurant and that was

(54:35):
another reason why I thoughtthat, because initially, when we
showed up, I was pissed offbecause I'm like, I'm hungry,
what are we doing?
You know, but then I didn'twant to ruin his moment.

Yeah, thank you .

Styles (54:45):
You know?
And then not only that, buthe's a really good social media
dude.

(54:48):
I've taken.

Styles (54:49):
The pictures in the video.

(54:50):
It's everything.

Styles (54:51):
Yeah, your man is nice with it.
So after we did that we're likeI cool, I want to get some food
.
But I want to get some food,you know, close because we
already paid money to park, sowe might as well keep it local.

Yeah, that was the plan, I know.

Styles (55:05):
So we rolled up into the tie spot.
Right, so we rolled up into thetie spot.
I'm called Mat Sue M A T S U,all right.

Why are we even shouting the man?

Styles (55:16):
No, no, no, we're going to.
Oh, so old factories that alsolocated 281.
My street in Manhattan.
We just became a local showbecause this clown was like your
podcast is low Shut up, I mean,anyway, I'm sorry.
Every time I talk about thatclown, I yeah.

Speaker 5 (55:30):
Anyway.

Styles (55:30):
I'm talking about the trigger.
And then Mat Sue was actuallyon the same block.
We went in there.
Boom, little mom and pop spot,they had the sushi on deck.

Yeah.

Styles (55:42):
You know they had the chefs back there.
You know, going through thesushi, I'm like it's not even
packed.
Are y'all like?
What are y'all doing?
Like there's nobody in there?
What are you making back there?
But anyway, it was doinganything and it wasn't Uber Ease
, so you couldn't even.
You know.
Uber.
Ease, whatever, couldn't placeorder.
So, boom, they come in.
We sit down, you know, and thenwe get no, that's going to be

(56:05):
racist, I can't say that.
Then we get um, gotta becareful.
Um, imagine getting canceled bythe top people.
That'd be bad for business.
Anyway, this shit comes over,you know, and she's silent the
entire time.
So she puts glasses down on thetable with like thank you.
She says nothing and then shesays are you guys ready to order

(56:29):
?
We was like, nah, not.
Yet Somebody else comes in.
She's, you know, arranging shit, whatever.
Whatever she comes back over myson's like yo, um, well, my
son's not proper.
He's real proper.
It wasn't.
Was it water or was it napkinsor something?

like that Okay.

Styles (56:45):
So he asked for the water and then she no, it wasn't
the water, because we she.
Then she bring back the water.
She bought the water.

Speaker 4 (56:51):
Yeah, she brought water.

Styles (56:52):
Yeah, but she brought the water later, yeah, so the
whole time I'm not getting agood vibe sitting in there.
You know how you don't get thegood vibe and you just like,
yeah, nah, the food, you'regoing to have food's just going
to have some bad juju Like.
I'm not even with it, you'renot even you're not being
friendly.

I don't know what you doing in that food in
the back Exactly.

Styles (57:13):
Like when you don't give a fuck about the tip or you're
not working towards the tip.

(57:18):
It's just like.

I'm not.

Styles (57:19):
I don't need your money at all, yeah At all, and I'm
like all right, cool, um.
So they kept looking at me, I'mlooking at them, and when I say
me and them, I'm talking aboutmy wife and my son.
So you and Jay was like.
You know, I'm like listen, justsay the word.
You can blow this spot.
Right now, I'm out.

Right.

Styles (57:38):
And uh, eventually we did get up and just bounce, and
as we were walking out, shedidn't give a fuck, we had to
walk past it, she was just likefuck y'all then Like three less
customers, three less sushirolls.
Anyway, we blew it down a blockto the tie diner.
The tie diner was actuallyphenomenal.

(58:00):
Um, it was a complete um, a 380, you know, is it 380 or 180?

No, it's a 180.

Styles (58:11):
Yeah, it's after two o'clock.

My math is fucked up and you've been
drinking Hennessy.

Styles (58:15):
I've been drinking Hennessy.
I can't blame everything on thebooze, but when you out here
looking this crazy, you doEverything is the booze, but
anyway, the service wasimpeccable.
It was another Thai restaurantwith we had two white waitresses
.

We did yeah, which was odd.

Styles (58:37):
But OK, they like we'll give a fuck about nepotism and
this motherfucker, not in thisestablishment.
But all right, so we went there.
We had the we.
What did?

you have.
I had the crab.
What's the crab?
Fried rice crab fried ricewho's?
Actually it was really good.

Styles (58:57):
Yeah, I had the pad thai .
The pad thai, the portion wasreally small.
It was so good though.

You're a portion I had a pretty good
portion of well, you know it'sfried rice.

Styles (59:06):
Because you know what they did?
They split the plate.
So half of it was pad thai, theother half was fucking one of
those bean sprout shit.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you didn't have it, Idon't know.
It was good.

Styles (59:20):
This was like $24.
And I'm like but that hands,that hand full of bean sprouts,
you put on.
It was like a quarter of theplace, 25 cent, wow, yeah, the
rest of my food.
And then Jay had the soup andthe soup was insane to what else
he had.
It was a soup.

Yeah, chicken Dosa soup, whatever, yeah Fire.

Styles (59:41):
We didn't get anything to drink.

No, we didn't get regular beverages.

Speaker 4 (59:44):
All right cool.

You had some ginger, ale we did Ginger ale.

Styles (59:48):
We did Some good old ginger ale.

Old foe drinks Settle, some settle your stomach
ginger ale, some ginger ale anda coke.

Styles (01:00:02):
You're going to stop.
They really old, they reallyare old, these motherfuckers is
old, I mean I am, you are, I am,I'm not.

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:00:11):
You right behind me.
I'm not, I'm only listen.
You are older than me.

Styles (01:00:16):
This is a whole fucking fact Much older.
That is a fact, yeah.

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:00:21):
I just want the people to know that you are
much older.

Styles (01:00:24):
Holy shit.
Listen, I'm not running from myage.
Ladies and gentlemen, I don'tgive a fuck.
There are 15 year old Now.
Let me not do it to the 15 yearolds.

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:00:33):
They can't defend themselves.

Speaker 5 (01:00:34):
There are younger people.

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:00:36):
Yes.

Styles (01:00:37):
Older than 18, running around here looking like wet
packs and new ports.
Get the fuck out of here.

Speaker 5 (01:00:42):
Yeah.

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:00:44):
Come on, let's finish talking about your meal.

Styles (01:00:46):
All right, no, that was it.
That was it.
That was my birthday.
I didn't do anything.
We didn't do anything else,right?
No, no?
And then we drove back up top.
I was tired because I'm old.

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:00:56):
Yeah, and we got coffee.
We got coffee, we did get wewent to Starbucks and got coffee
when we came back.

Styles (01:01:04):
OK, because I'm thinking about Dunkin' Donuts, Ron we
made.

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:01:06):
No, that trash, that was all that.
Yeah, yeah, watch your mouth,that was trash.

Styles (01:01:10):
Anyway, yeah, we got coffee with a dry ass, fucking
lemon loaves.
It shit was dry.
It was not dry, it was itwasn't.

Speaker 4 (01:01:17):
It was it wasn't.

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:01:18):
You're so used to trash at Dunkin' Donuts you
don't know good coffee or goodlemon loaves at Starbucks.
Listen, so it's OK.

Styles (01:01:28):
Crack is a better hide and cocaine.
Fuck is wrong with you.

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:01:34):
So your palate is not what it should be.

Styles (01:01:37):
I'm not fine at all.
No, fuck, your tongue is likesandpaper.

Speaker 5 (01:01:43):
You don't want chicken nuggets.

Styles (01:01:46):
We're broth.

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:01:51):
Chicken nuggets with french fries and ketchup.
That's all I did, all right, ok, you don't want to cut it out.
I'm sorry, go ahead.
You don't want to cut it out.

Styles (01:01:57):
You too.
It's just that yours is fromChick-fil-A.
I'm.

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:02:05):
Listen.

Styles (01:02:06):
All right, cool.
So that was my birthday, andthen we had.
We had a real bay night.
The other night actually, wewoke up, we was you want to take
it from me.

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:02:18):
I'm doing a lot of talking, I don't know.
Go ahead.
I don't want to jump in on the.
You're not going to jump in.
I am on the bay night.
I am, let's go.

Styles (01:02:25):
I'm opposed to fucking job listing on Craig's List and
shit I need a whole craigslist.
Oh, craig's, I told you I wasoh.

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:02:36):
Oh, well, listen.
I'll fuck you with you I did my30 day trial period.
Yeah, yeah, I guess I needanother 15 days.

Speaker 5 (01:02:44):
I'm like, hold on, I'm a shit, this is really what
I want to do.

Speaker 4 (01:02:51):
Go ahead, oh man.

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:02:53):
Well, y'all don't hear me on here next week.
You know what happened.

Styles (01:03:00):
All right, so boom the next day.

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:03:04):
We had bay night.

Styles (01:03:06):
We did have bay night.
We had a real bay night.
Actually.
We were trying to and shout outto Lerica, we was trying to get
up with Lerica like the entireweek but schedules didn't match
up and shit like that.
Shit was all fucked up.
But definitely catch you on arebound, mama.
So we went to that.
What I wanted to do the planbasically was to hit something

(01:03:27):
in every bar.

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:03:29):
All right.

Styles (01:03:30):
So out of the five, we hit two.
Staten Island definitely wasn'tgoing to make the list.
We're not going across thatbridge.
Going across the bridge, get tothe point.
We ain't doing all of that.
You know shadows to shallowing.
We made it to two.
The one we're talking abouttoday is called Dax Quizine, and
we found them on the Gram Right, and the Gram is the devil as

(01:03:52):
far as thirst traps scams andfood are concerned, and I went
down a food rabbit hole andfound them.
All right, so you could feelfree to jump in I am.

(01:04:03):
I'm definitely jumping in, because you see my first
impression.
Yeah, I know, you know what.

Styles (01:04:07):
I mean First impression.
We pulled up as a little holein the wall spot.

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:04:10):
But normally the hole in the wall spots are
the best spots.
No, absolute fucking way andyeah, and that's pretty much
anything.
Well, I don't want to say anycity, but I know, especially in
Dallas, yeah, get you a good oldhole in the wall spot.

Styles (01:04:24):
But y'all have tents and shit.
There ain't no hole in the wall.

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:04:27):
Y'all have shit put together.

Styles (01:04:28):
What does a tent Should be looking like little Somalia,
don't?

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:04:31):
play.
No, I'm saying a little hole inthe wall and it was the same
thing.
Ok, look at you defensive.
Listen.
Don't talk about Dallas, youold, you ain't going to get
across the table.

(01:04:39):
Don't talk about Dallas.

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:04:43):
Detail.
Don't talk about Listen, I'mnot even Shout out to Dallas.

Styles (01:04:48):
I'm not going to say D-town, big D and none of that
shit Big D Go.

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:04:52):
Ahead.

Styles (01:04:54):
So we pulled up.
It was tight as hell, but thereception was really warm.

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:04:59):
Yeah, she was so cool and friendly and anybody
that we did, we did.

Styles (01:05:05):
So.
The first thing we asked themwas for a menu and she didn't
have any menus on hand becausethey're moving.
Then the process of printing upnew menus with a new address.
I totally understood, and theway that the explanation was all
fitted was warm.
It was polite.

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:05:22):
Yeah, I'm with it and friendly, right, yeah, so
basically anything that was onInstagram is what she said that
was available.

Styles (01:05:29):
Yeah, so we started thumbing through there and
showing the pictures.
What do you think about this?

Speaker 5 (01:05:34):
What's this what's in this and you know pictures are
crazy.

Styles (01:05:39):
Oh, it's at DAX cuisine, d-a-c-k-s cuisine on the grid.
Anyway, went through all ofthat, found some stuff I ordered
.
I was playing this safe and Iplayed myself by doing so Sure
did, I did.

(01:05:57):
You did.

Styles (01:05:58):
I did Because I got the oxtails and the rice and peas
with the oxtail gravy over therice and see, that's the thing.

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:06:04):
Well, ok, I was about to say because we want to
.
You always want to make sureright, especially for new spots.
Y'all listen to this bullshit,because I'm going to tell you
exactly what happened and why weended up there, go ahead.

Styles (01:06:17):
No, I'm saying like whenever you go to a new spot.

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:06:20):
I like to get things that either.
Well, just new items, rightyeah.
But see, like I said, you're soused to getting like oxtails
and beans and rice and stufflike that, like no, let's get
something different, so that waywe can kind of like try
everything I was eating.

Styles (01:06:37):
Try something different, yeah, but you know how many
years I was eating beef andbroccoli before I was like there
are other things on the Chinesemenu.

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:06:42):
Probably Listen you could catch up on barbecue.
I mean, I don't know how tobarbecue, so I do.

Styles (01:06:50):
This is not I do you do.
That's why.

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:06:53):
I told you that palette, but anyway.

Styles (01:06:57):
So, anyway, we place all of this.
I got the, I got the.
I've still with rice and peaswith I still gravy and steamed
vegetables, like I was, you know, ordering from a regular
Jamaican restaurant.

Speaker 4 (01:07:09):
Blah, blah, blah, that's that.

Styles (01:07:11):
Exactly Now, like I found something else.
You know what did you get asthat?

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:07:16):
I have the crab legs.
Well, it's like a seafood pasta, I guess, and but it had like
crab legs, like whole crab legs,like like crab, Like.
Y'all will see the pictures.
But yes, it was like a seafoodpasta.
Came in a big old tin pan,right, it was enough for like
three people.

Styles (01:07:37):
Really it was a lot of food and she murdered it.

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:07:40):
I did.
I see that something left.
I'm going to eat it before Ileave.
I'm definitely going to eat itbefore I leave, but yeah, so I
had that and it came with likethe crab legs and lobster, but
they didn't have the lobster.

Styles (01:07:54):
They didn't have the lobster.

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:07:55):
So it was cool, because I just really I really
want the crab legs anyway.

Styles (01:07:59):
So yeah, so boom, and then we also got Jay, our son,
because he wasn't with us.
It was it was Bay Night, in themiddle of the afternoon.
Anyway, we got him, was it.

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:08:13):
It was like chicken.
It was chicken, it was wings,it was shrimp, it was macaroni
and cheese.

Styles (01:08:18):
It was shrimp, macaroni and cheese.

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:08:20):
OK, shrimp, macaroni and cheese.
Wings and some yams and yamsyeah.

Speaker 5 (01:08:25):
Yeah.
It looked good too, the supertaste was pretty good I tried it
Don't tell him, but I did.

Styles (01:08:32):
So, boom, we're going to get back to the experience.
So we pulled up at the spot,Mind you, it was a hole in the
wall.
Boom, we did whatever.
We ordered the food.
Somebody came in behind us theyhe ordered food, you know and
it was a couple of waitin'outside.
When we pulled up, we go backoutside, no, she takes my phone
number.
And then, you know, it was likewe'll hit you when it's ready.

(01:08:54):
I'm like, all right, cool, InNew York I am the most ignorant
park on planet Earth.
I will park, yeah, I will.
I will park on your lawn if youhave one.
And it was the only place topark.
But I was pulled up in front ofthe fire hydrant.
So you know, of course westayed near the car because it
was hot as fuck.
So we stayed near the car halfhour later and we started

(01:09:17):
looking at each other like damnyou know what's good, not angry
at anything but you know, yeah,because it had been a minute.
Exactly, and then we startedsmelling the food from.

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:09:26):
I kept smelling my crap, please.
Yeah, I knew that.

Styles (01:09:29):
Me like in the middle of the block.

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:09:32):
They are cooking something.
I don't know what it is, butit's something.

Styles (01:09:36):
So 45 minutes later I go back in there, Our original
hostess.
She's not there, there'ssomebody else, OK, and she's
like can I help you?
Let me take your order.
I'm like now we already ordered.
Oh what's your name, stiles?
She goes.
She was like I'm calling theback.
She was good, she goes in theback, comes back out.

(01:09:56):
She was like oh, we don't havethe crab legs.
Now, mind you, in my head I'mlike damn.
I got to deliver that messageto you, right, and?
I'm like I'm not trying to dothat because you had your head
set on, you know some crab legs.
So she was like, oh, you cansubstitute it out.
I'm like, all right, cool,we're going to get the shrimp.
I made the executive decision.

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:10:17):
Look at you, I'm so proud.

Styles (01:10:18):
That's what I do.
So then I went back outside,Told you you was like, you was
like oh, damn.

Speaker 5 (01:10:25):
But OK.

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:10:26):
Yeah, we'll do that.

Speaker 5 (01:10:26):
Because you look good .

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:10:27):
Yeah, the picture, it was a picture.
I like shrimp anyway, so yeah,that's cool.

Styles (01:10:31):
So half hour later now we are out with 15 minutes in
Half hour later I go back inside, right, because my thing was
initially yo, you took my numberfor what?
Like, if you knew that youdidn't have it.
You know and there's a orderback there why you didn't.

(01:10:51):
You know, whatever.
Now mind you, this, this holein the wall spot, is also
servicing all of the deliveryplaces.
So rub hub you know Uber Eatsand stuff like that.

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:11:04):
But one thing she did mention when she took
our order was that everythingwas made to order.
So I mean, I kind of understoodthat you know initially, but
again, but being an hour and 15minutes in, it's kind of like OK
, what the hell now.
And then seeing the otherpeople leave with their food
that even the guy that came inafter us I'm like what the hell

(01:11:25):
wait me in there, hold on.

Styles (01:11:26):
But I think he was a seasoned veteran, though it
doesn't matter, no, no, no.
What I mean is he?
Knows what he's been throughthat already.

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:11:33):
Yeah, you know, just waiting.
It was like hmm.

Styles (01:11:38):
Yeah.
So I went back in the air blow.
You know we having aconversation and then two other
ladies walked in.
You know they ordering food andI'm sitting there scratching my
head like damn.
You don't even know what.

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:11:48):
Y'all hit you know I'm for right now.
It's gonna be a while.
You should have told them.

Styles (01:11:51):
Yeah, I ain't tell them shit, my fucking business, I'm
hungry.

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:11:55):
They got to learn like we did.
You gonna learn today, yo,that's a fact.
I'm learning the way.
That's a fact.

Styles (01:11:59):
So yeah, I went back, you know, went back out, all
right.
So the short of it is thisAlmost two hours later I went
back in.
She was like 10 minutes and, ofcourse, 20 minutes later it was
ready yeah.
You know we paid for it.
She was $85 all in, but whenshe pulled out that 10 pan, I

(01:12:22):
know, right For the lobster.

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:12:23):
Yeah, I mean the lobster, the crab legs.

Styles (01:12:25):
I was like all right, you can have my $85.

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:12:27):
Yeah, that was, and it was so legit, oh my God.

Styles (01:12:30):
Yeah, and I was like damn, I know they gonna give me
something more.
Oh, it was so hot and fresh.

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:12:35):
Yeah, it was Right.

Styles (01:12:38):
But your man came from the back, boss, and he was like
yo.
He came out for the back and hewas like listen, I just want to
make sure that you goteverything that you need.
He was like one of the cooksand that took me over the edge.
That right there was like thankyou.

(01:12:55):
You know, for me it was a family thing you know you go in
the kitchen.

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:12:59):
Yeah.

Styles (01:12:59):
Your mom's is like yo blah, blah, blah and shit ain't
ready.
You know, and you're expectingit to be ready, but it's not
ready.
You're not mad because you knowthe shit gonna be good.

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:13:07):
Yeah, so you know you're not pissed off.

Styles (01:13:10):
And in my head I was like next time I'll just fucking
all the head sit on my couchand, when it's ready, go get it.

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:13:17):
Yeah.

Styles (01:13:17):
You know, I played myself and I was just from not
knowing.

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:13:20):
Yeah, you know, like to say, no one is half the
battle.

Styles (01:13:24):
No, that's a fact.

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:13:26):
But yeah, but not.
The food was really good.
The only thing I would say ifyou get the, the only, thing,
well, the only thing that Idon't know, I'm trying to be PC
right now because the food wasgood.
I don't have any, you know,issues with the food, except I
wasn't too impressed with thecrab legs being fried.

(01:13:47):
I feel like if the crab was,you know, like, you know like
regular, like bald or you know,I don't know how they cook them
or prepare them, but you know,just without frying them,
because it seems like the crabmeat was a little bit dry on the
inside and it was hard to getto.
So I just, you know, if thecrab legs weren't fried, it
would have been definitely 10out of 10.

Styles (01:14:08):
10 out of 10.
Well, my oxels was 10 out of 10.

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:14:12):
Yeah, you didn't even share.
I was trying to reach my handagain.
Well, I'm like damn, but hekept eating them up.

Styles (01:14:18):
Yeah, I can't speak to the shrimp and the crab legs
because I'm allergic toshellfish.

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:14:24):
Shame on me, shame on me.
I know, poor baby, that's thatpalate.

Speaker 5 (01:14:30):
No, it's fucking crazy.

Styles (01:14:31):
My blood.

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:14:33):
You gotta take a bit of drip before you.
I don't even know.

Styles (01:14:37):
Like I think I have more enjoyment out of actually
watching people eat it thanwanting to try it.

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:14:43):
Honestly, yeah, some people you know they don't
like to.
What is it like a fight fortheir food, but just kind of
like like work for their food,Like it's.
You know it's hard to get to,but, like I said, I mean I love
me some seafood, so, yeah, so.

Styles (01:15:00):
I'm going to get, I mean all right.

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:15:02):
So overall, yeah, what's your overall rating
?

Styles (01:15:04):
This shit.
Overall, I would definitelygive it a eight out of 10.
And the eight out of 10 hasnothing to do with the food
whatsoever.

Speaker 5 (01:15:14):
Yeah.

Styles (01:15:14):
You know, and to be honest with you, they probably
deserve a 10 out of 10, justbased off of the fact that you
know it was a smallerestablishment and I know for a
fact that the orders that theywere taking they had to be
overwhelmed back there.

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:15:29):
Yeah, you know what I mean.
Yeah, and, like I said, I wouldprobably give it a nine out of
10, because, like I said, I meanI understand it is made to
order, so that's just you goingto have fresh food, like that
right there Like excites me forhaving fresh food, because, yeah
, so, but, like I said, it wasjust a crab legs being fried for
me, but other than that,definitely a nine out of 10 for

(01:15:51):
me.

Styles (01:15:51):
Fuck that punk.
I set up to a nine out of 10too.
I'm only shaving off off apoint just for the break down
and communication.
Yeah, not the length of time.
I'm good with the length oftime that it took for me to get
it, but it was just that youknow what I mean.
I'm like, I'm sitting hereoutside the restaurant.
Just text me, be like.
Listen, it's going to be X, yand Z, you know, because once

(01:16:14):
you start, once you get past 60minutes, there's a conversation
Right.
And it wasn't even like yo.
Let me just shave off whatever,whatever.
Or here, take this carrot cake,be happy you know something?

Speaker 5 (01:16:27):
Yeah, and I'm not even there with my handout.
And.

Styles (01:16:29):
I'm going to tell you after I tasted the food, I gave
them a pass on that too Right.

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:16:34):
That was it, you know and I'm about to go
finish my.

Styles (01:16:38):
Yo, it's crazy.
I'm going to see a warm uppasta right now because every
time I asked about it it wasn'tsnobby about it at all so it's
kind of like they rock me tosleep with the whole family shit
.

Speaker 5 (01:16:48):
And I was like I'm shit.

Styles (01:16:49):
I'm part of the family and the food is good and I gave
you my money.
And you know what I mean.
So yeah, nine out of 10.
Oh, and then moving toEastchester in New York.
Once again, we're being a localpodcast.

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:17:01):
Look at us being local.
Yes, we're local.

Speaker 5 (01:17:04):
You're not going to make it out of New York.

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:17:08):
You're going to always rap for your block.

Styles (01:17:10):
Anyway, they're moving to Eastchester which is going to
be a dining establishment.
I can't fucking wait.
I'm mad because on the groundthey actually had these chicken
and waffles that look amazing,crazy, so crazy.
That was scary.
I was shook, daddy, because Iwas like I know, this is
expensive, I don't like it, I'mgonna be pissed off.

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:17:29):
I don't know, they look good.

Styles (01:17:31):
I can't play it safe next time.
I can't play it safe, All right, so boom.
Overall 10 out of 10 for Daxcuisine.

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:17:41):
Nine out of 10.

Styles (01:17:43):
Nine out of 10.
She look at you, I listen.
I feel how I feel Now that Isaid what I said, but I feel how
I feel.

Speaker 6 (01:17:52):
Desert.
I hope you guys enjoyed yourmeal.
Can I get you something off ofour dessert menu?

Styles (01:18:00):
Can you stop talking during the segment breaks please
?
I'm trying not to edit.

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:18:05):
Oh no, you're going to have to do some editing
, Holy shit.

Styles (01:18:10):
Anyway.

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:18:11):
What's up.

Styles (01:18:13):
We have.
It's been nice having you.

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:18:15):
Well, thank you for having me back.

Styles (01:18:17):
I mean, you know you, only you know one half of the
whole.

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:18:21):
I don't know.
Yeah, I got 15 more days.
I got another 15 day trialperiod.

Styles (01:18:27):
And I'm trying to figure out how much PTO you really
have, like, yeah, I alreadytalking about going on
craigslist, find a whole otherhouse.

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:18:37):
Yeah start auditioning Listen like I said,
if you don't hear me back nextweek, you know what happened.

Styles (01:18:42):
Yeah, Um, anyway, um you done.

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:18:50):
I'm literally done with my training.

Styles (01:18:53):
Make sure she finished that Listen.

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:18:55):
I don't have any church announcements.

Styles (01:18:57):
I don't have anything coming up.
Yeah, no.

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:19:01):
No, oh, people Forget it.

Speaker 5 (01:19:06):
They can do that.
Yeah, I don't know what to sayyeah, this segment is sponsored
by Ginkoba.

Styles (01:19:13):
I haven't been taking any, so therefore my memory is
shit.

Speaker 5 (01:19:17):
Ok, I just need to the engagement is shit as well.

Styles (01:19:21):
I'm saying it is like, can we just go?

Shadra (S Dot)2 (01:19:25):
Let's go, you should.
I think there's something inthe show.

Styles (01:19:30):
Oh, I don't even know what, but the press.
It's that time again and sincewe really don't know how to say
goodbye, I'm not going to saygoodbye, but listen what I will
ask.
Pause, I'm not even asking ifyou liked it.
Please don't forget to like,comment, subscribe and shit, and
that's homework Also.
There is no.

(01:19:51):
Also, we'll catch you next week.
We'll save a seat at the tablefor you.

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