Texas Takeover: Uber Underwear Mishaps, Fashion Fails, and Airbnb Nightmares

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
you are now rocking with the brunch hour podcast,
the best hour of the day it'sthe only podcast I listen to
with your host styles.
I like my rap on cello Ipromise you I'm gonna change
that intro.
I'm gonna include everybody.
I just hadn't gotten around toit Been on my lazy shit and I

(00:27):
should look at the camera.
I'm looking at the cameras thistime Well, not so much this one
.
This one is pointed y'all.
I'm a novice.
Anywho, yo check it out.
Thank you for joining us.
We out here and this isactually the Dallas B&B, not the
Houston B&B we were in twodifferent.
I was about to call Houston astate.

(00:47):
We were in two different citiesBig enough to be a state.
Yeah, that's a fact.
And then they're like fourhours away.
That's a whole state.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
That little figurine is bothering me.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
You got to leave Goku alone.
Wow, yeah, all right, we'regoing to leave it alone anyway.
I am here with the team.
Introduce yourselves please.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Well, before we introduce ourselves, I gotta get
into styles real quick, man.
Um, I knew style was was adifferent type of dude the first
time I met him like in person,because not too many people can
get away with having like aninside out jacket, shirt, hoodie
but style made it look cool man, yeah, um, there's something
else about new york people.

(01:32):
I think new york men are theonly people who call complete
strangers ma, and it don't soundcorny so all right, so let's
start from the top.
I don't say ma because you nevercame up to like this pre Shadra
days.
You never went to a woman andbe like, hey, what's up, ma.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Yeah, he did it to me .

Speaker 3 (01:53):
And then that southern accent ate up that, ma
talk.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Oh yeah, the southern accent was over Matter of fact.
No, because it's funny, becauseI'm glad you said that when I
met her she didn't have asouthern accent.
She hid that accent.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
That accent was in the tuck.
She had that corporate.
She was hiding the accent.
Yeah, it was corporate, becky.
Why was you hiding the accentSeth?
I don't think I was you was.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
I wasn't you was.

Speaker 5 (02:20):
Well, look, she ain't hidden?

Speaker 1 (02:22):
now, she definitely ain't hidden now Word up my
thing wasn't my, it was actuallyPrincess.
I would never say my brotherwould fucking clown me to death.
Okay, I'm like Princess, you'relike Princess.
What the fuck?
Princess, princess, yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Well, my apology.
I just stereotype all New Yorkpeople as at least saying mom to
a complete stranger and gettingaway with it Can we talk about
the Inside Out shirt.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Oh, my dad buys shirts.
No, no, no.
Oh, when you said I had anInside Out.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Yeah, yeah, like.
Yeah, you remember it was likeit was, you know, back in the in
January, back in Maryland.
I'll pull the footage when weedit this but it was like an
inside out jacket, shirt, hoodiething, and it was just like.
It was like a shacket, ashacket with a hoodie it was
like a shirt, jacket and it wascool.

(03:15):
Man, I was like I can't get thatoff.
I can't get off calling like awoman, mom and sound cool.
I come at them like a job fair.
Hey, my name is Ryan.
This is what I I do.
Can I take you out?
I can't do no mob.
Or princess, for that matterwhat you talk about.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Princess is dope though.
Princess, I think you can getthat off.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
Yeah, that's different, but I'll put a
footage for the Inside Out.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Okay, yeah, I need to see that.
Speaking of which, because yousaid you can't get away with
saying and Ma was a perfectsegue into a conversation we
were having yesterday.
So what do you have your mothersaved in your phone as?

Speaker 3 (03:47):
Mom, m-o-m, let me see it.
I can't right now.
I got you, what do you?

Speaker 1 (03:52):
have saved in your phone Mom, mom, m-o-m, m-o-m.
What about you?
No, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
I wasn't prepared.
Go ahead, I think, mom, I'mgoing to say mom, I'm going to
say mom for 500 Alex.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
It's not, though I don't even have a button for
that.
Mine is mommy.
Okay, mine is mommy, and I toldy'all yesterday when we were
having this discussion I mightlose some points, but I don't
give a fuck, mom, I'm over here.
I love you, mom, mommy, mommy,listen, son, she earned it, she

(04:43):
earned it alright cool.
So once again, we have somestories.
Listen, son, she earned it, sheearned it All right cool.
So once again, we here.
We have some stories to tellyou know, and we're going to do
that in this segment, right here, if I can hit the right button.
I used to be in love with thisbitch named MJ.
Don't fuck with her, no more.
Now I fuck with Tango Ray Tango.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
Ray.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
Hey yo, black Thunder , we need two shots.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
It's a combo.
God, I have no idea what'sgoing on with these buttons.
I can't.
I can barely hear it, but aslong as y'all got, like the
little audible cues, we good, wegood, we good.
So, listen, I want to talk aboutand I'm doing this and I got a
camera right here.
Listen, I want to talk about.
I want to talk about our tripto Houston, right, so this it

(05:30):
was a two-pronged thing.
It was pretty ambitious, right?
We started, but, mind you, weplan these things months in
advance, yeah, right, so we'renot like you know what, let's go
out here and do this.
Nah, like two days ago, we dothis months in advance.
So what I'm going to do is I'mgoing to let Liam start off and

(05:51):
I'm going to just jump, becauseyou left first.
You was the one to leave first.

Speaker 5 (05:54):
Now actually no, no, no stop.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
I'm sorry.
Let's start where it allstarted.
Let's go all the way down theline, All right yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
So my nightmare trip to Houston goes just like this
Took a 9 pm flight which gotdelayed, got pushed back to the
point where, long story short, Iget to Houston at 2.30, get to
my hotel at about 3.
Mind of mine to say I know Icouldn't go straight to sleep
because the smoke detector hadthat beep that goes off every

(06:23):
three minutes.
And so you know I'm a stickler.
I'm not going to say cheap orfrugal, I'm just a stickler for
money.
I do a $100 deposit.
I didn't want it to get messedup.
So I double-checked with frontdesk like, hey, your smoke
detector's beeping, I'm going totake it off because it's
bothering me.
They said, cool, you won't loseyour deposit, just fix it.

(06:44):
So anyway, hold on, I'm notgoing to let you gloss over that
?

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yeah, I'm not going to let you gloss.
Yo, ryan, you took the smokedetector down, yeah, and you
went to the front desk and letthem know you took it down.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
I went to the front desk about, hey, you messed with
our smoke detector, right,you're not getting your deposit.
So I was like, hey, let me letyou know.
So anyway, they said cool.
So, mind you, it's a long-assday.
Like, by the time I take thesmoke detector off, it's about
320, 325.
You know, you finally almostlike something out of a movie,
you finally get snuggled in andyou're ready to doze off.

(07:26):
And next thing, you know, I'mhearing I don't want to imitate
I'm hearing moans and groans ofsex noises.
You know it was like, oh, fuckthis.
I was like, oh, and so it'sabout 3.30 and they go into town

(07:47):
.
And so you know, like just torewind a little bit, when I went
to the room, like I heard Sadeplaying, but you know, by the
time I got in my room it wasn'tas loud, it was louder in the
hallway actually.
So I was like I could go tosleep to this, because it's just
simple.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
I mean it's Sade.

Speaker 5 (08:05):
I was like I could go to sleep to this, because it's
just simple I mean, it's Sade Iwas like I could go to sleep.
I was like I could go to sleepto some Sade.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
It was like very low, but then all of a sudden the
audible sex noises you know keptme up and it was just.
It lasted for about.
You know I wasn't clocking itbut it lasted, I don't know,
maybe 20 minutes and I'm like,okay, they had their fun.
It's about 345, 350.
Let me go back to sleep and,sure enough, 4 o'clock, round

(08:30):
two come on and it's just likeI'm not going to sleep.
I think you know I wasn't inthe best part of Houston.
I'm not going to.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Nah, nah, nah, don't do that, don't spoil my part of
the story.

Speaker 5 (08:41):
Oh, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Yeah, don't spoil my part of the story.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
It was like three rounds, like every 30 minutes,
of just like sex going on.
So we're going to bookmark thatright.
I will put in the soundbiteyeah, what we're going to
bookmark that.

Speaker 4 (08:56):
Yeah, you said you're going to put that in the
soundbite.

Speaker 3 (08:59):
Yeah, yeah, you saw the video, oh boy, y'all messing
up the timeline.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
You gonna put that in the soundbite but wait a minute
, hold on one second.
We coming to you now becausethat was that now fast forward
to 6 o'clock cause you leavingyour house to go to the airport.
This is the story.

Speaker 4 (09:19):
He's crazy, oh when I went to the airport, yeah, what
happened?
Oh okay, oh damn, yeah.
So, oh, when I went to theairport, yeah man, what happened
?
Oh okay, oh damn yeah.
So I got up like 3, 3.30,because my flight was at shit.

Speaker 5 (09:36):
How long was my flight 6?
Mm-hmm 6.50.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
I don't know Whatever .
Whatever, I got up early.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Let's round up, round down.

Speaker 4 (09:45):
I get up like 3, 3.30 , get in my shower, get dressed
and normally because I'm alittle further out, so normally
my Uber take about 15 minutes.
So get out of the shower, orderthe Uber.
It said I'd be here in fourminutes.
I'm like, oh fuck.
So I'm running trying to get myclothes on.

(10:05):
Thankfully he went to the wrongaddress first.
Hold on, you ordered the Uberin your drawers.
Yeah, I did.
That's where you put theclothes.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
I sure did.

Speaker 4 (10:16):
Listen, I wasn't worried about no pause moments.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
Nah, I wasn't even worried about the pause moment.
I'm worried about the wholemath that you was doing in your
head.

Speaker 4 (10:28):
Like moment, I'm worried about the whole math
that you was doing in your head,like you got your drawers on,
you ordered the uber.
Yeah, because I didn't, because, again, I'm trying to get to
the airport on time, so I'vedone it.
I've done this trick.
You know what I'm saying?
The oj dash yeah I've done thisa few times so
I'm like all right I know it'sgonna take about a good 10, 15
minutes I get dressed, do what Ineed to do, but my, my man got
there.
I saw three or four minutes.
I'm like, oh fuck.

(10:48):
So I'm running getting dressed.
I'm like damn.
I got dressed like I was stillin the military.
So I got dressed real quick andhe went to the wrong address
which actually was good Went tothe wrong address and then I was
.
So the crazy part was I did theUber shit, the, what Uber shit.
Oh, gotcha With a bride with a,pick somebody up.

(11:11):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I'm thinking, hmm, theyprobably not going to pick
nobody up, but so I'm going toride down the road.
Ding Ah, another ride coming.
Oh fuck, but I still had plentyof time.
But the lady gets in the Uber,she speak.
She must have had a long mindbecause by the time the car got

(11:31):
to the corner she was sleeping.
So I dropped her off first,then took me to the airport, and
normally Reagan airport isreally quick Saturday they just
keep need to line up the door.
I'm like oh man For the checkin.
Yeah, don't go through security.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
Oh, so, nah, nah, I'm not going to let you Gloss over
that either.
I'm calling everybody out today.
Okay, you wouldn't have beenWorried about that If you had
what.

Speaker 4 (12:02):
Plan Pre-check.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (12:05):
Yeah, yeah about that .
If you had what PlayingPre-check?
Oh, I'm just kidding.
Yeah, yeah, I didn't.

Speaker 4 (12:11):
That's something I'm going to look into that.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Yeah, please, yeah, that's yeah please, because now,
now it's like three out of fourhad pre-check.
I know she got pre-check, I gotpre-check.

Speaker 4 (12:28):
Ryan got pre-checked.
I got pre-checked.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
Ryan got pre-checked you ain't got pre-checked and it
would be so sad if that flightleave without me because I don't
have pre-check.
Not even that.
We just waiting in for you like, yeah, all right, check it out.

Speaker 4 (12:36):
We're going to see you at the gate in about 30
minutes.
So the line out the door.
I'm like, oh, 620.
So I'm thinking like I don'twant a flight.
I'm going to be good Because weboard like 620, flight 650.
They come stop us with thealert You're late, your flight
going to be delayed.
I'm like, all right, ain't toobad, Because I was kind of
pushing for time anyway.

(12:56):
Flight got delayed for about anhour or so.
Get on the plane.
The plane ride in was prettycool, but that was pretty much
my story.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Boom, I had Friday Night Live the night before.
So I was drinking, taking shotswith Bob in Haiti, god damn it
and Tiny taking shots on live,like throwing them back.
And I'm like, listen, I can'tget too crazy because I got a
flight in the morning, right.
So I did that and, mind you, infront of me because I have a

(13:30):
bar, and then in front of thebar on the floor was the open
suitcase that I was stillpacking, right, and I thought I
had everything together.
I've been packing all week,like literally packing all week.
Shit come in, I put it in thefucking bag and I'm good, just
keep it.
Whatever, that shit didn't panout because by the time we got
off, haiti calls me Haiti drunk.

(13:50):
I'm tipsy, I'm basically goingin, we going in.
Then Bob called Now it's athree-way call after the live,
so we going in and I'm stillpacking and shit like that,
eating cold ass french fries andchicken wings that I got from
the Chinese restaurant beforethe whole shit started.
Boom, fast forward, went tosleep, slept about an hour and a

(14:12):
half, got up my Uber Ipre-order my Ubers because it's
cheaper, smart and I was goingto what you call it.
I was going to actually parkthe car at the airport, but the
length of time that I was goingto have to leave it there I was
like it's cheaper to just takeover, so took the Uber.
Your man came 6 o'clock on thedot, got to the airport 6.30.

(14:34):
After I got to the airport I'mchilling.
I get a text from Ryan.
Ryan was like yo, make sure youhave your headphones in.
Yeah, what the fuck does thatmean?
So I'm thinking me being stupid.
Did I miss something?
Like I must have missed thetext, because I ain't seen
nothing that required headphones.

(14:55):
So then I opened up the hesends two videos.
Got the two videos and it'sliterally it sounds like a porn
movie.
Right, he's whatever.
First video was dark.
Second video was you laying onyour side and I was like this is
weird.

(15:15):
I didn't think that through itwas four in the morning yeah,
I'm like this is fucking weird.
And then, of course, thecaption afterwards like yeah,
this is what I had to deal with.
Blah, blah, blah.
Then I get the alert Right.
My flight was supposed to leaveat 8 o'clock.
I've been at the airport since6.30.
My flight was delayed until10.30.

(15:36):
Mind you, we have reservationsall over Houston that start at 1
o'clock, including a car rental.
But we're going to get to thecar rental, but including the
car rental.
I text everybody.
Everybody's like alright.
The only smart person out thecrew this weekend was Ryan.
Ryan was like I'm flying in onFriday, so boom, I get in.

(16:00):
This shit is drawing.
This is getting long drawn out,right Keep going, I'm going,
I'm going to shit out.
So I get to the.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
You don't like backstories.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
I hate backstories and I tell the worst stories For
real.
I get to the airport.
Lam's already there.
Lam's been there for two hours.
Lam's been at the airport fortwo hours.
Ryan's at the hotel right Lobbyjust getting talked down to.
But hold on, though.
What time you got kicked out mycheckout was 12 pm.

(16:35):
What time did we got in?
I got in like 1.30.
Yeah, 1.30.
All right, so everybody's beenwaiting.
Ryan's been evicted, how youcall it.
Lamp is basically you know what.
It's a good thing you didn't goto baggage claim.
Yeah, because baggage claim atHobby is like.
I don't know if anybody's beento the old LaGuardia where it

(17:01):
looked like a bus station, Right, remember them days.
Yeah, man, we've been togetherfor a long time.
Because, they done?
Renovated that motherfuckingarea.
Yeah, nah, they got the wholething.
Yeah, no, hobby is disgusting.

Speaker 5 (17:18):
It's nasty.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
And not the airport itself, but baggage claim,
though Baggage claim is skid row.
Baggage claim is literallyidrow.
Yeah, baggage claim isliterally skid motherfucking row
Badge claim fucked up.
Right, badge claim fucked up.
So I get there.
Hey, go, lamp Lamp, text meLamp's like listen, I'm going to
meet you at baggage claim.
I'm like cool, I just landed, Imeet Lamp at baggage claim.

(17:45):
You look like my security, youknow, I look important, you know
, and it was another hour and ahalf before my bags even came
right.
It was a super duper long day.
I don't even know.
Like alright, go ahead, I'mgoing to throw it back down the
end.
The reason why we skipping overShadra is because Shadra took
PTO for Saturday.
I've been sick all week so Ididn't Right the reason why we

(18:06):
skipping over Shadra is becauseShadra took PTO.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
I've been sick all week.
I didn't.
I didn't think I was going tobe ready this weekend.
So, I was sounding like hername is.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
All right, I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (18:26):
Yeah, so I'm a throw it back.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
So after so, boom, we got.
Yeah, got what we got, right, Igot the bags right, we went to
pick up the car, right?
Um, I want to talk.
See, that's the thing I want todominate the conversation I'm
about to bring you in.
So, for those of you that don'tknow lamp or no lamp, you don't
know lamp, like you don't know,lamp lamp you don't know Lamp,
like you don't know Lamp Lampyou don't know Lamp.

(18:48):
Lamp will make friends out of aLamp bone.
I kid you not you think I'mplaying.
You know I'm serious.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
Right, yeah, I saw it was just like randomly just
coming to Dallas.
We just chilling, a couple wasright next to us here, go Lamp,
hey, how you doing, where youfrom?
Oh, really Alright.

Speaker 5 (19:07):
And before you know it he's like I know they're
going to Baltimore in a fewweeks.

Speaker 4 (19:10):
They from.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
Kansas City we got the best barbecue in the world.
Well, you knew the barbecue.
Yeah, I knew that.
I added some sauce to it.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
But see, that was a true story, though they think
that we embellish.
And that was a true fuckingstory.
We got on the fucking shuttlebus.
Nobody spoke to anybody.
The shuttle bus, the ride was atwo, three minute ride.
Got off the shuttle bus, yourman is giving fucking lamp a
pound talking about alright,have a safe trip.
I'm like when did you have theconversation?

(19:36):
When did you have theconversation we got?
We got, um, how you call it?
Ryan's the widow, I got a widowmagazine you definitely have
the widow, we got, we got, um,how you call it?
Ryan's the weirdo.
Yeah, right, yeah, I got aweirdo magazine.
You definitely have the weirdo,and yeah, because everybody
forget it.

Speaker 3 (19:50):
You know what I mean.
Yeah, I got earphones on at thelobby.
I'm um, I'm trying to edit somestuff.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
Hold on, hold on, Bring it back.
Tell the whole story.
I checked out at 12 o'clock.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
And you know, that's the thing.
Like, if you like, justnon-verbal cues, not everybody
could get Like.
If you see somebody withheadphones, the first thing
you'll notice is they probablylisten to something.
They probably just vibing outor doing something like that.
I got a big-ass laptop in frontof me.
I editing some stuff.
At some point I think I waswatching Temptation Island.

(20:24):
I'm doing everything that showsI'm not trying to talk to
anybody.
And here comes this lady.
She's like hey, you know, I gotsome snacks.
If you want some, I got some.
First of all, she's like do youwant a drink?
And I'm like this ain't a bar.
I was like, no, I'm good.
She's like no, not that type ofdrink, honey.
I mean, do you want like acoca-cola or?
And I'm like where do you are?

(20:44):
you, you know I didn't ask that,like there's no soda machine
around, I'm in this small asslobby, so, anyway, it went from
trying to sell me a drink so shegot honey buns in the back and
all this other stuff and I saidI'm good.
And the next thing, know, she'stelling me about how she's
short $24 for her house andthat's why she sells stuff.

(21:07):
And then she started asking mequestions about what would you
do if your child was ahermaphrodite.
Do you?

Speaker 4 (21:13):
treat her as a male, or do you treat her as?

Speaker 5 (21:15):
a dog.

Speaker 3 (21:17):
And like the whole time, I'm not giving her any
energy, I'm just saying, yeah,man, that's crazy, I don't know.
I'm just saying, yeah, man,that's crazy, I don't know.
I'm saying that's crazy, Idon't know like 20 times, but
you still just continue to havea conversation.
Hold on.
Yeah, I'm just like, hold on.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
No, no, no, no.
I got.
No, no, no, no.
Maybe that's my fault.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
Maybe I should have been rude.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
I got the text message.
I got the text message fightingmen asking what I would do if I
had a hermaphrodite kid.
She asked me for 24, which Itold I ain't got it.
He said y'all gotta save me famall the time.
We, we in enterprise, right?
So we in enterprise, he dealingwith what he dealing with down

(21:58):
there.
Yeah, we going no, pardon,national, sorry, we going to
national and how you call it.
I walk into National.
It's fucking empty, not empty.
It was about five, six peoplein there, yeah, about six Going
in with Lamp right, I just turnmy back for two seconds, hand my
ID and the credit card to thepeople.

(22:19):
Boom, go do your thing.
I turn back around Lamp overhere telling these ladies what
they got in Ohio.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
Like what's in.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
Ohio.
Why you Go ahead?

Speaker 4 (22:31):
Tell the story about the.
Ohio, Okay so here's how I gotinterested.
So I'm talking to the ladiesand they tell me they're going
to Galveston for the beach.
Right, I'm like why?

Speaker 1 (22:42):
You left that out.
I didn't know that I've been toGalveston for the beach.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:45):
I'm like I said y'all going to Galveston for the
beach, like that's not RadioBeach, like y'all didn't know,
and the lady was towards the end.
The lady asked.
Her said, well, did y?
Wasn't telling me, she wasn'tmessing up.
I was like, oh okay, yeah,because, nah, you're not about

(23:08):
to get no clear water, I don'tknow what you're about to be
doing.
But Galveston not to move, thatain't it.
But it was just fun becausethey was just, you know, they
was so excited about Galveston,right.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
And thankfully I ain't ruining it for them.
Nah, you didn't I didn't ruinit for them, but y'all
definitely I didn't have no funwith them but they ain't ruined
it for them.
It's about to go to blows Likethere's nothing and I jumped in.
I was like they got theBuckeyes.
He was like yeah, see the Buc.
He's all yours.
But they left and they was likewe love Lamp.

(23:45):
Lamp is the best.

Speaker 4 (23:48):
Look.
So hopefully they listen to theepisode, because I told them
Shout out to the three ladiesjust hanging out at Galveston
Beach, the Melville Beach.
Yeah, I'm following one of them.
I told them I'm looking forwardto seeing the pics on the beach
.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
Water and gravel.

Speaker 4 (24:04):
Yeah, I ain't saying they're going to be pretty
pictures and the pics on thebeach, Water and gravel.
I ain't saying they're going tobe pretty pictures, but they're
going to be some pictures.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Oh my goodness, all right.
So then we finally get to.
We do get to pick up Ryan.

Speaker 3 (24:16):
Yes, finally we get to pick up Ryan.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
Ryan is in somebody's back street in.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
Houston, right.
So we go, go down the streetand the street is like you know,
it looked like a whole stroll,I kid you not, and the fucking
hotel is at the end of the blockand it pops up out of the
fucking horizon like EmeraldCity.
So it's like that must be wherethe wizard lives.
That's the only thing that wasappealing on that whole fucking

(24:47):
block.
So now I had to go to thebathroom.
So I stopped dropping, roll,pull up skirts real, fucking
ignorant, because that's what Ido.
Open up, boom, I run out, runinto the thing um ryan, that
nigga can't put his shit on fastenough, yeah, I.
Then I see the chick, but Idon't know, it just didn't click

(25:07):
that that was the chick.
So that's why I was like, allright, cool.
I got to go to the bathroom andshe giving me GPS coordinates
to the bathroom.
I should have known somethingwas up there.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
You didn't ask anybody where the bathroom at.
No, she read my mind.
She was just like she read mymind, honey.
She was just like she read mymind, honey.
It's always this way when yougo to the left.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
Yeah, and then Papi came from behind the fucking
thing because you had to punch acode in.
So he punched a code in and I'mlike, yeah, I'm working
together.
I kept my eye on the door,anyway, so came out the bathroom
and he's walking out now.

(25:44):
Thank you for staying.
Yeah, thank you for staying.
Yeah, thank you for staying,because I didn't know how much
trouble I was in.
Yeah, I had to save my man.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
So by the time after she gave me to the, she was like
I've been talking to you.
Well, I ain't been talking toher, but she's been talking to
me for like at least an hour anda half and then so she was like
oh, he look good.
And I was like alright, andthen so he finally comes out and

(26:12):
he was like let him know what Isaid and I was like alright.
I didn't tell her until we left, though I didn't want to just
be like, hey, you know I can putyou on.

Speaker 4 (26:20):
You thought he was going to double back.
Nah, I'm going to put you on.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
You, thought he was going to double back.

Speaker 4 (26:25):
Nah, I knew that.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
I knew she wasn't.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
She was flagging me down like a double cap.
She was like come in, come in.
Ryan was like no, we got to go.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
We got to go.
Nah, she was like tell yourbrother to come in.
I was like nah, Mm-mm.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
Mm-mm, I don't know if y'all, I think it was the
first one right, and they hadthat bar scene and they had the
stripper, the alien stripper,but it was the fat alien
stripper.
Yeah, I let you talk.
Oh my God, yeah.

Speaker 4 (26:50):
Hey, back up four minutes, stiles, what's up?
Because we got to tell Ryanwhat we thought when he was
pulling up.
Go for it.
We was like, listen, I didn'tgrow up in the best part of town
, right, I look at style shit.
I'm like where the fuck thisnigga staying at, I was like.

(27:13):
At that moment I said, yeah,Brian will never be in charge of
the hotel, Never.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
Oh no, between the three of us, I can't go to the
hotel.
No you cannot.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
Never.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
Matter of fact, I was fired at once.
I can't go to the hotel.
No, you cannot.
Matter of fact, I was fired atonce.
You think that I got herewillingly?
It wasn't in my DNA.
So we actually are cut from thesame cloth Because this one
right here B?
I used to come out here andshe'd be like nigga, what the
fuck is this?
Where we at yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
Nobody stays over here.
I don't come to this part ofthe town, the crack.
I don't come to this part ofthe town the crackers don't come
over here.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
So, ryan, you weren't by the galleria.
Nah, I was at some airporthotel because I thought he
stayed right outside of harvey.
Yeah, I thought it would beconvenient to my, to my guys,
when they would go to pick me up.
They don't got to go out oftheir way, they could just pick
me up straight for the airport.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
So I was like you know what.
Let me stay at this wholesomelooking.

Speaker 4 (28:07):
I mean that was the good part.
The bad part is.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
Your life was on the line, apparently, so they
turning tricks next door.

Speaker 5 (28:16):
I'm like yo it ain't.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
No, I mean granted, I'm 40, maybe the younger me
would have been doing that, butI'm like ain't no way nobody got
this many rounds at like three.
It was like three o'clock, 330,4 o'clock, okay.
Now I'm like y'all and y'allnot sleepy at all.
I'm like don't, I was not tooscared, not gonna do it.

(28:40):
I ain't trying to do that, thata knock on the door.
Nah yeah, leave them alone,they ain't bothering you no more
, they probably just filming you, they ain't bothering you, no
more.

Speaker 4 (28:46):
They probably just filming an amateur porn on you.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
That's what I said because in the video you was
like yo, this dude, there's adude next door like watching
porn.
I was like, if it's that loud,they not watching porn, nigga,
they shooting porn.
Cut, cut, cut.

Speaker 4 (29:06):
Somebody's only fans is getting it.
You not loud enough.
We need you.
We need you to be into it.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
That lady was into it .
That lady was gluing an ironbetter than like Janet Jackman
or some shit.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
It was crazy this nigga's a throwback, so listen,
you just dated yourself crazy, Iwas I was like yeah, jenny so,
anyway, we picked up the carbefore we picked up ryan.
We picked up the car, let's do,let's go back to that.
So we went to the thing to pickup the car.
We picked up the car, fuckingum, the car was all right.

(29:41):
So she said, got a luxury joint.
So we had an Audi truck right.
Came outside.
It was white.
She said listen, I'm going totell you like right now the car
wash is broken, the inside isclean, the outside is dirty.
And the first thing I said waswhat Got you a discount?
Here we go.
And then she was like you gotto talk to management.

(30:03):
I'm like yo, I know y'all gotto be joking me Like what the
fuck are you talking about?
Like the car is dirty butyou're charging me the same
price.
I thought that was built in.
Like the car wash was builtinto the price.

Speaker 4 (30:17):
I thought yeah, chelsea with an A Can't be in a
new town with a dirty car.
Dirty car, I could start.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
Yeah, all right, so let's pick it up Ready.
So boom, here we go.
Now, trust me, we're going tobring Shadra into this whole
situation.

Speaker 5 (30:36):
She just not there yet Literally not there yet.
She ain't there yet, yeah Right.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
I'm enjoying the story.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
Yeah, so I'm enjoying the story.
Yeah, so we went to.
We got to.
All right, got Ryan, yes, samehere.

Speaker 5 (30:49):
Yeah, we had reservations right.

Speaker 4 (30:51):
Take it away, man.
Oh well, we lost ourreservations Hours ago, hours
ago.
But you know what, when wepulled up to so we were supposed
to go to Lucille's right, Istarted to think like, hmm,
houston's pretty crowded, wejust going to walk up in here.

(31:13):
But we parked, parked the car,we feeling good, we like all
right, we about to eat, shitabout to get better.
Now, we about to eat and look,no sooner, so Ryan paying the
parking fee.
No sooner, as we walk aroundthe corner, I say yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
Ryan, we.

Speaker 4 (31:34):
Should be good, because I don't see Styles
coming back.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
Yeah, they sent me on a dummy mission.

Speaker 4 (31:38):
Three steps later, who I see coming back shaking
his head, doing this?

Speaker 3 (31:41):
right here, yeah, so we not a guy.

Speaker 4 (31:44):
I'm like he said well , they close at five, they close
when they open back up at five.
Right, and I'm looking at theclock like it's 4.30.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
I was 4.20.
Listen, but we pivoted so wehad reservations for one 1.30,2
o'clock.
We ain't hear none of themshits.
And by the time we got there itwas 4.20.
I roll up in there.
Your man is like I'm like yo,yo, now it's still open, but not

(32:15):
open to the general public.
He was like nah, we open backup at 5 o'clock.
I was like, alright, cool,thanks, yeah, that's all you can
do.
And it looked like the pool wasgoing to be something From the
pictures.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
I want to go back so I can travel and see it.
I keep hearing good thingsabout it.
I really want to go back, ohyou heard about it.
Well, I mean just, I didn't,she yeah.

Speaker 4 (32:46):
Yeah, well, that's the only recommendation.
Well, no, she never had it ohman.
But she just told me that sherecommended it because it looked
good and it did.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
Hold on, hold on, hold, on, hold, on, hold on.
So she basically was like whenyou come to my town there's a
restaurant I've been meaning totry, but I heard some great
things Like send me someplace.
You went to Shout out to Donnie, I wouldn't get punched in the
face, I'm just saying I'm justsaying though yeah, so she, I

(33:14):
trusted her judgment.

Speaker 4 (33:16):
So, yeah, I'm like all right, you go to somebody
out of the city and they tellyou all right, go try it.
Yeah, yeah, and you know whatI'm saying.
She got like a um, for lack ofbetter terms.
She could be a little snobbyabout food.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Okay, I mean, I think we're all a couch full of snobs
.
I heard that was a little worse.
In what way?

Speaker 4 (33:40):
Okay, Like I don't know, but it's worse.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
But you know what?

Speaker 4 (33:46):
But, to be fair to her maybe I'm a little bit too
lean, okay.
So I say that, okay, it couldbe me, because I'm a little lean
, like I eat something I'm likeoh, okay, that was pretty good,
even though it might have beendisgusting.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
See, I don't know about that, it's not.

Speaker 4 (34:09):
So my credibility and I'm trying to gain it back,
because I'm losing credibilitywith people when it comes to
food, big facts yes, I'm tryingto get that shit back.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
Big facts.
Yeah, there's nothing you cantell me.
Let me know more.

Speaker 4 (34:18):
And I respect that.
Like the people that I burnedin the past, I respect it.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
They tell me Lamb, don't kick fucking rocks.
Donna sounds like the personshe'll fight for you if you
don't like your food and you tryto be like it's cool.
My friend said his food is bad.
He wants to send it back.
You'd be like it's okay.
Well, I ain't sending my foodback.

Speaker 4 (34:38):
Uh-oh Shit.

Speaker 5 (34:42):
Who fight for that?
Nah, if the food hit the table,and it's not good man.

Speaker 4 (34:46):
I just lost on this one, that food is not going back
to that kitchen.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
He gonna get filet of soul that was dipped in mop
water.
How's that?
Is that better?
You got to know something too.
Marinate it to your liking.
Nah, I don't.

Speaker 4 (35:04):
I never send my food back ever I don't send food back
.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
There's this movie.
It had Ryan Reynolds in it.
I think it was called HappyHour.
It was basically like amakeshift Fridays, when you send
your food back.

Speaker 4 (35:19):
I thought you was talking about.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
Road Trip.
There's some scenes where theyfuck your shit up when you send
the food back.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
I had an ex that worked at Outback and she used
to tell me the shit that theyused to do that mop water was a
real thing.
She literally I don't know I'mnot incriminating you If you
happen to be watching youshouldn't be, but whatever.
But yeah, she was like yo, theyput it in the mop water, put

(35:51):
that shit back on the grill.
And I was like no, and watchthe nigga eat it.
Yeah, so yeah, nah, don't sendyour food back.
Room number one through five.
Do not send your food back.
Don't be nasty to your waiteror waitress either, because they
will fuck your shit up andhappily watch you eat it.
They are sneakily standing bylike is it good?

Speaker 3 (36:12):
Yeah, that's sinister dog Word that's sinister.
We just want to make sure thatyou enjoy your meal.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
That's it.
That's it.
So all right, so fast forward.
We did that, so now it's timeto go.
Oh no, no, we went to the tacos, so now, right, we're going to
talk about hold on Main course.
It's time.
That wasn't a button, I waslooking for at all.

Speaker 5 (36:35):
That was not the button.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
You know what?
I don't even have.
It was a happy hour.

Speaker 4 (36:40):
Where's the apps?
You know what?
That was the main course.
If we're being for real aboutit, it kind of is Fuck it.
We went to a taco place, bro.
We went to a lot of courses, nono, no, no.

Speaker 5 (36:51):
They're the taco shop .

Speaker 4 (36:52):
Pretty much.
Anybody you hit would besufficient, yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
You know what?
So fuck it.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
Main course, it's time to eat.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
What's on your mind?
Nah?
So we went to get some tacos.
We had tacos on Saturday forbrunch, yeah Right.
So what the fuck?
I had the fish tacos.
I'm big on fish tacos.
My baby knows all the fishtacos.
She makes fun of the type offish that I want on my fish taco
, but I don't care.
So, but they had real fish.

(37:25):
They went fishing for thatmotherfucker.
Yes, it was real fish.
It wasn't the gorgeous fish ofit.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
What kind of fish was ?

Speaker 1 (37:33):
it Probably frankenfish.
I think it was tilapia.
I think it was tilapia,frankenfish.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
It probably was.
And Noah, I didn't order offthe kids menu, but I had chicken
tenders.
I went to Taco Shop and gotchicken tenders we took a
picture of that shit.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
I took some fucking video.
I got everything.
How the fuck you gonna roll upin the fucking taco place and
get chicken tenders, this guytwo thumbs this way?

Speaker 3 (38:02):
I don't know.
I looked at him.
Yeah, I don't think.
Hey, I told y'all off camera.
I do things for comfort, man.
I dress for comfort.
I order what I want for comfort.
I don't worry about how youlike it, we're going to get to
the tie-dye shorts.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
We're going to get to them, and the hokas are calling
the lamp.
Yeah, lamp is on point withthat, though.
Look at you.

Speaker 5 (38:25):
I'm in love with a stripper.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
Breathe in and walk out Like what Take a breath like
Stop, that's how it's done.
Oh that poor button Go aheadthe hopers we talking about

(38:48):
those I

Speaker 3 (38:49):
guess we would be.
Yeah, I got Hopers and what'sup.
I mean I don't know what to say, so I told Ryan oh, okay.

Speaker 4 (38:58):
So Ryan is attracting these people.
So I told Ryan what you need todo is take a bath in some
tomato juice with that scent upoff of him and subtract these
weirdos.
And he had on these.
What are they?
Hocus, right, the Hocus, the.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
Cloudwalkers Hocus, that's what it's called.
The Cloudwalkers man I got on.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
Cloud.
He got on the Cottonels edition.

Speaker 4 (39:22):
Listen, listen, these shoes are expensive, right?
Hocus is on the cotton nails ofthis shoe.
Listen, listen, these shoes areexpensive, right?
Hoka's expensive, right?
Yeah, it's about $1.15.
That's expensive, so they'renot cheap shoes.
Let's be clear these are notsome old cheap shoes that
anybody could go get.
It's just when you see a blackman with some Hoka's on.
I just feel like you're goingto talk to them a little bit,

(39:44):
but how does that talk go?

Speaker 1 (39:47):
How do you start the conversation?

Speaker 4 (39:49):
Not like they're going to talk to me.
How does the conversation gothe same way when we was in the
airport and you said, yeah, Ilike your sneakers.
I don't think I ain't got thatnothing to say.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
I'm glad let's get back to that.
So you had Mr Friendly overhere we in the airport and I'm
like yo, I gotta do my morningafter video Right For the Friday
Night Live Right, because it'seither that or death by bar.
That's just what it is.
So I was like yo, I'm gonna doit, started doing it, but then
it was like about 45 minutes Iwas like yo, let me go check on

(40:26):
these bags, I'll be right back.
He was like alright, cool, mindyou, it's isolated.
There's nobody over there bythis carousel, nobody, just him.
I come back.
This nigga's exchanginginformation with this dude, he's
like yo, you know the sneakersin there.
He turns around like he justyou know the sneakers in there.
He turns around like he justyou know caught a body or
something.
And he like yo, these sneakerheads be they know what they

(40:48):
like.
I'm like yo.
So we got Ryan, affectionatelythe widow, you know.
We got Mr Friendly over here.
This dude, listen, he canbefriend anybody.
I'm antisocial, antisocial.
I'm not unapproachable, butit's not you.

(41:09):
Look at me.
You're like I don't want totalk to that nigga and I like it
like that.
No, for real, I like it likethat.
We don't know what Shadra isyet.
We don't know.
We'll figure it out.
I just don't want to get itwrong.
Word up, all right, so fastforward.
Oh, so I had the fish taco youhad the.

Speaker 4 (41:29):
I had a quesadilla chicken quesadilla, so the
chicken wasn't seasoned, rightyeah?

Speaker 1 (41:38):
neither was my chicken.

Speaker 4 (41:38):
White.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
Mexican seasoned?

Speaker 4 (41:42):
No, I had because the quesadilla wasn't that big, so
I had some little chicken bitestoo.
Those were actually seasoned.

Speaker 3 (41:48):
That was pretty good, but the quesadilla nah, so you
wouldn't be going back there ifyou came back to Houston.

Speaker 4 (41:58):
No, listen that quesadilla could have been great
.
I'm not going back there Like.
I'm not getting on the plane Togo get a taco.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
That was an emergency for us.

Speaker 4 (42:08):
Yeah, it was.
When you get on the plane, yougotta eat real food, not tacos,
I feel you.
But um Price was reasonable.
Um, I wasn't ready for serviceEnough.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
Service what's?

Speaker 4 (42:25):
that I mean he did bring the food to us.
He did so did that count forservice?

Speaker 1 (42:30):
No, because I had to go to the counter and order it.
I don't like the process.
The process was changing.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
I mean the food was just cool.
It wasn't anything specialBetween you and.
Liam.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
Y'all the coughing crew, got the coughing quartet
over here.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
What about it?

Speaker 4 (42:50):
I don't know man, it's just heat.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
You should have sweated out last night.
Man listen.

Speaker 4 (42:59):
You would think anything that was wrong with me
would evaporate.
Yo, that's a whole fact.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
This nigga didn't even want to get up this morning
, oh, but how you call it, allright.
So for me it was.
Initially I had a margarita andI do want to ask you a question
.
So it came with rice, right.
The rice came in like thislittle medicine cup right With

(43:27):
like bean gravy.
There was no beans in thisgravy, it was just bean gravy,
like where the beans at, but itwas also in the medicine cup.
So I'm sitting there like howthe fuck am I, am I supposed to
pour like one into the other?
You know the shit that you putlike the condiments in.
Yeah, one into the other.
You know the shit that you putthe condiments in.
It was slightly bigger thanthat for rice, that's not a lot

(43:48):
of rice.
I'm kind of like yo just leavethe shit out.
Why would you even tease mewith this?
Is this supposed to make mewant to come back and go get
some more?

Speaker 3 (43:57):
Maybe, maybe that might be the clue.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
It was the sample.

Speaker 3 (44:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (44:03):
Is that your best?
The sample, yeah, yeah, y'allrunning with that?

Speaker 1 (44:05):
Is that your last, your best and final?

Speaker 4 (44:07):
Yeah, I mean what's the worst?

Speaker 1 (44:10):
and final Fuck why?
All right, I'm going to leavey'all alone, but listen again.
Like I said, it was $23 for amargarita and fish tacos, oh
yeah fish tacos, oh yeah, so itwas $23.
And at first I was like $23 as Iswiped my credit card and you
could like leave a tip, right?

(44:30):
So I'm not leaving a tip if I'mswiping and picking up my food,
and no, we ain't doing all ofthat.
So I was like yo when we wasleaving.
I was like, fellas, you thinkthat you know, when you swipe do
you leave a tip.
And it was like I left him atip.
I was like for what?
Well, he did bring food to thetable.

(44:52):
Well, he brought the food tothe table after you tipped him.
I mean.
You didn't know that it wasgoing to go down like that.

Speaker 4 (44:59):
No, I did.
Oh, you did yeah because theygave you the little stick with
the number.
Yeah, that's right, they, oh,you did.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
Yeah, because they gave you the little stick with
the number.

Speaker 4 (45:04):
Yeah, that's right, they did, they did, so I knew
somebody was going to bring itdown.

Speaker 5 (45:07):
Yeah, that's a fact.

Speaker 4 (45:09):
Now here's the messed up part.
When I tip, that don't mean hegot it, yeah, but I was just
like hey, my amigos, divide itamongst yourselves.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
Yeah, he's like I tipped the establishment.

Speaker 4 (45:24):
I did.
I mean it wasn't much.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
Though it wasn't much , I would say if I got to do the
majority of the service, Idon't feel like a tip is
necessary.

Speaker 4 (45:32):
Yeah, it wasn't.
Let's be clear.
I didn't need no standard.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
Yo, let me ask you a question when you come through
the drive-thru for Burger King,you tip them too.
Nah, I was just fucking kidding, why not?
You just said the drive-thru.
Let me ask you a question Didshe or did she not hand you your
food?

Speaker 4 (45:47):
No, okay, don't do that.
He said don't do that.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
Don't.
The man didn't walk the foodover to us.

Speaker 3 (46:01):
He didn't walk the food over to us.
That's different, I guess.
But it's almost like if you goto the Chick-fil-A and you dine
in, you don't tip.

Speaker 4 (46:07):
Chick-fil-A.
They just bring you food, butthat's because they don't have
an opportunity to.

Speaker 3 (46:11):
That's true.
Maybe somebody would, but Ilooked at the taco shop the same
way.
It was just like doing themajority it's almost like
majority of the world called50-50 work.
I was cool on the tip yeah likeI said, it's not like you
tipped them like $100 orsomething crazy.

Speaker 4 (46:25):
Oh, no, no, no.
So, because I didn't even leavethe standard 20%.
I didn't leave that.
No, I ain't cool.

Speaker 3 (46:34):
I said nothing.

Speaker 4 (46:34):
No, no no, I'm watching, y'all do it.
What 20% Huh?

Speaker 1 (46:38):
No, no, I wasn't, it was matter of fact.
Hold on, we just went.
I think it was what she took 10?
20.
She took 20%, mm-hmm, 20%.

Speaker 4 (46:47):
Yeah, and they got I was 20.
Holy shit, 20%, oh yeah, notthat long though.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
But I did like it, so I don't want to skip around.
I did like where we went todayDallas.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
Sterk, hold on.
No, we can't skip over thefucking Airbnb.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
Oh, you're right.
Yeah, I'm tripping, can't dothat.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
That was a whole Donnieexperience and all this whole
bunch of shit involved.
So we get to the Airbnb.
After that, we leave there, wego to the Airbnb.
Now, mind you, the Airbnbcheck-in is at 6 o'clock.
No, no, no.
Let me say it again Check-in isat 6 o'clock, right.
Check-out is at 10 o'clock.

(47:29):
Somebody's robbing somebody,right?
We only got that Airbnb isbecause the one prior that we
have booked and paid for theycanceled week of yeah.
So Airbnb had to step in andthen find a more expensive place
and pay the difference, right,and they didn't want to do that.
So we fought for that.

(47:50):
We got that, but we did, andI'm like all right, so this is a
better spot than what weoriginally had, that's what.

Speaker 5 (47:56):
I'm thinking it's like a door.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
Yeah, yeah, we open up the door, it's already hot
outside.
But you know, we go intoSatan's lair that's basically
what it was Because it's hotterin there and yo it's like I
don't know, I can't you put thehouse on.

(48:19):
Literally.
It was humid, it was high, itwas sticky, yeah Right.
So we're thinking, just likeany other hotel room, you walk
into it, so boom, you walk in,you got to start hitting shit to
.
You know, cool it off, right,we hitting shit.
That shit is like it's just hotair and the thermostat just
clicked and he and the funnything about it is I think he

(48:40):
knew that's why it was fucking.
It was the, the bread of waterin the motherfucking um
refrigerator.
Nobody does that.
There's no bottle of water inthere.
It's just like like filteredwater.
My G, yeah, you knew this shitwas broken.

Speaker 3 (48:54):
He knew it was broken , but he saw a lick and wanted
to try to take advantage.
Yeah, yeah, we did that.
You saw Styles' pic.
Yeah, you saw Styles' pic.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
Yeah, exactly, I had to change my profile pic.
He was like I got her.
Yeah, he's taking advantagethey can't sling or rob a depth
out here.

Speaker 4 (49:12):
Yo, that's a fact.

Speaker 3 (49:13):
He was like oh, look at this city slicker coming down
here, I got something for you,that's the same thing.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
he said What'd you say she?

Speaker 4 (49:20):
wanted to know what the picture looked like.
Yeah, we gotta see this picture.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
Lam was like let me see the picture, bro, because we
fucking up out here, I need tosee this picture.

Speaker 4 (49:32):
Yo Okay, it's one thing to jump over a hurdle once
, right, but I feel like eachtrip we jump in a hurdle With
the Airbnbs at least.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
Yeah, yeah, Well, I mean y'all suggested Verbo.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
I suggested Verbo, or , if you want to stick with
Airbnb, hey, I got a niceprofessional suit picture.
We just put my profile withyour name and then you know, you
use my official first name,which is Frederick.

Speaker 5 (50:00):
Frederick.

Speaker 4 (50:01):
Frederick who in the front don't trust a Frederick.

Speaker 3 (50:08):
Frederick, with the suit suit profile, you got it,
man you right about that,because that's the second time.

Speaker 1 (50:15):
The first time they cancelled literally, anyway.
Bad luck with Airbnb.
Right about that, becausethat's the second time, the
first time, they canceledliterally, anyway.
Bad luck with airbnb.
Um, I personally don't like theway that they they operate,
because if I go to a hotel it'snot based on my profile pic.
You get what I'm saying eitheryou have the room and I can rent
it or not.
Now these, these people areputting their joints up saying

(50:38):
it's available, now it's notavailable.
Why is it not available?

Speaker 3 (50:42):
Oh yeah, of course I'm joking.
They should accept it, nomatter what, if you're a paying
customer, that's all that shouldmatter.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
Yeah, this shit is crazy, and if any of you have
any stories, I'm willing tolisten because I'm disgruntled
and petty, so I definitelywilling to listen because you
know I'm disgruntled and petty,so I definitely want to hear
this shit yeah, and the AC nevergot fixed at the Airbnb while
we were there too, never gotfixed.
It was 100 degrees.
Donnie came through.
We were supposed to record ontop of it, not having on top of

(51:10):
it, not having AC, the plugs weneeded plugs for the mixer.
The three prong joints right,regular shit, the 20th century
joints, those joints, you knowwhat I mean.
Like, can we have those?
Nah, we can't have those.
So all of them only had the two, which leads me to believe like
there was a lot of illegal shitas far as how they were

(51:31):
building out those rooms, right,and how they did it, because it
doesn't make sense that youdon't have that.

Speaker 3 (51:37):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
Them shits can't be up to code.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
They can't be.
You know they can't.
It seems like some cut cornerswith that shit.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
100%, 100%.
The rooms were massive, massive, three of them Massive rooms,
right, yeah, it's like they ateaway at the kitchen.
Y'all really don't need akitchen.
It's like a three bedroomstudio.

Speaker 3 (51:59):
Yeah, they ate away at the kitchen and the living
room they ate at everything butthe bedroom.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
Exactly, that's the thing.
And that fucking little assliving room thing with that
fucking velcro couch shit.

Speaker 4 (52:13):
Oh, don't forget about the memorial.
Donnie pointed out.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
Oh, and it has some spooky crystal shit.
Oh, don't forget about thememorial Donnie pointed out.
Oh, and it had some spookycrystal shit.
I meant to take a picture ofthat shit too.
I forgot to take a picture.
Yeah, because I went to thething and who was it?
That was like, oh, maybethey're in the crystals and I
don't give a fuck.
Yeah, I was like they might bein the crystals man.

Speaker 5 (52:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
But what I did enjoy, I did enjoy that.
It was almost like if, what'sthe saying, if a window, if a
door opportunity closes, there'sa window.
We did have a pretty goodimpromptu photo shoot because we
couldn't record, though we did,yeah, the photo shoot was good.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
Thank you, donnie.
Donnie you the best.
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
Oh yeah, and Donnie, she just needed to hear the word
go and she was ready For thephoto shoot.
I didn't know she was intophotos like that and I found out
Right then and there, but itwas dope, dope time.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
But we gonna, we gonna get a good one.
Yeah, let's do this, thatmotherfucker.

Speaker 4 (53:06):
He's a real photographer.
He was happy.
He was happy, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (53:10):
She was into it, I was into it.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
Yeah, it's like she's done this shit before.

Speaker 3 (53:17):
Exactly.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
Exactly she went from taking the pictures to
directing the pictures.

Speaker 3 (53:22):
Yeah, she did.
She told me how to you know howto pose and shit.
I was like, all right, Don'ttell you used to be behind the
camera.
So so here we go.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
Here's what we're going to pick up Limp.
He going gonna do whatever.
So remember, shadrick took PTOright.
Shadrick got the PTO Lamp's out, you know.
Now it's left to you know meand Ryan with the sweaty house

(53:53):
and we old school with it.
I got nine years on this dude,but we came up in the same type
of whatever and niggas is likewe not staying here, we about to
go do something.
So, of course, what are youdoing?
It's fucking hot.
You go to the movies.
Go to the fucking movies.

Speaker 4 (54:14):
Go see something.
Yeah, from seeing the fuckingice ice.
Can I interrupt you for asecond?
Yeah, this is how I knew howfucking hot it was you had.
You literally said the rhymeOkay, y'all agreed on the movies
.
He said okay, yeah, this is ahusband date.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
I was like what it's the husband date.
This is what we doing.
We can't, and he didn't evenpause.

Speaker 4 (54:36):
You didn't say pause, no, pause, nothing, nothing.
It's hot nigga.
And in my mind I said, yeah,it's hot as fuck, it's hot.
I done heard that man pauseover a lot of things Smaller
than that.
He said he doing a husband dateand just Let it rot.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
Just was gone and I was like a husband date.
Like you know, niggas didn'tneed permission slips.
It's one thing we can do go outand not get in trouble.
Yeah, because it's good.

Speaker 5 (55:00):

Speaker 1 (55:01):
We get the hey how you doing you good, all right,
cool, listen me and Ryan.
That's it.
We're going to go to the movies.

Speaker 3 (55:17):
What are you going to see?
The fucking the ape movie?
Yeah, the ape movie.
What's the joint lamp?
Say Y'all into apes, soundslike it.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
Like it was a fetish.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
Y'all into ape play.

Speaker 4 (55:30):
I mean, I know that didn't come out right, but y'all
know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (55:33):
We know what you said .
She said y'all into apes y'allare the apes okay yeah, so, um,
alright, so he's gone, we hop inthe car, we gone.
But before we did that, we, youknow, I reached out to the host
.
I had to hit him and be like yo, I had to get that out.

(55:54):
Nah, I know, I know, I know, umwe all taking PD on the next.
I had to get that out.
Nah, I know, I know, I know, umwe all taking BD on next one
it's funny, this team was thinand they, yeah.
So oh, there you go, nah, nah,nah, nah, there you go, nah.

(56:15):
Nope, he wanna be a part of thegame, nah.
So, all right, lamb's out ofhere, right?
Yeah, me and Ryan.
We like we getting the fuck outof here too.
So I hit the host.
I was like listen, x, y and Z,shit ain't working.
It's cold, I mean, it's hot.
He was like where.
I was like yeah, he was likesend me a picture.

(56:37):
I sent it.
I was like nigga, you want tosend me a picture of heat?
So I took a picture of thefucking thermostat.
Right Now the thermostat saysit's 80 degrees, right, but we
have it set to 44 degrees.
I'm like what in the whole fuckis going on here?
So I sent that shit to him.
He was like, alright, cool.
About 15 minutes passed.

(56:58):
I'm like yo you sendingsomebody.
He was like I'm gonna sendsomebody.
Cool, we left.
We get a call at 9 o'clock.
Mind you, we checked in at 6o'clock.
We get a call at 9 o'clock andthe lady's like the host is
outside.
I'm like, alright, send him in.
So, like the host is outside,I'm like, alright, send him in.

(57:18):
So he goes in, he leaves, shetexts me back or messages back
and she's like listen, he saidyou guys had it set wrong.
Oh, okay, there was nodirection on how to set it right
, but we was fine with thatthough I'm fine with anything
that sounds like a solution.
I'm like alright, cool, so wegonna leave this fucking icebox
and we're going to get back andwe're going to have, like you

(57:39):
know, a continuation of anicebox.
We got in there and the shitlit up.
It wasn't lighting up before,right, so the shit lit up and
some numbers was moving, right,but the motherfucking, the vents
and shit still was like and Iwas like the fuck, I can't, I

(58:03):
can't, yeah, I can't.

Speaker 3 (58:05):
It was a thermostat.
Yeah, I think it was athermostat.
No, it wasn't.
It wasn't actually I spoke tohim today.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
It wasn't.
It wasn't a thermostat at all.
Fuck the thermostat.
You know those things that wasoutside, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (58:14):
Oh yeah, that was one of them.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
It was one of them.
That was, that was for theother unit.
They were good, okay, our shitwas not moving at all.
But my thing is, motherfucker,when you because you walked past
it going into the apartment, Imean the fucking unit, you
literally walked past it.
How dare you go in there?

(58:36):
Look at the thing like you know.
Y'all fucked up.
You know you should have had iton X, y and Z what.

Speaker 3 (58:43):
Yeah, you see, it's not moving.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
That shit wasn't moving at all, nothing.
So that was that.
Yeah, so, lamp, you know, lampcomes home, pardon, home for the
night Pause.
And, um, yo, how was it, lamp?

(59:13):
Yo, everything was da door Sitsdown and we can.
We had another Two hourconversation.
It wasn't two, it wasn't two,it wasn't two.

Speaker 4 (59:21):
It felt like two, bro .
It was a long one, though.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
We both having we.
So I'm Alright.
This is gonna sound crazy, butfuck y'all.
I had a time, so I'm layingdown, I'm laying down, I'm
laying down.
He's sitting on some like when,I tell you, these rooms are huge
, these rooms are fucking.
This nigga's nowhere near meHuge, that's how big the fucking

(59:46):
room was.
He's sitting down and we havinga come to Jesus moment, right.
So we're talking and as we'retalking, we're so fucking tired
and I'm like I'm not going tosleep.
It's too fucking hot, I can'tsleep.
I'm wired too.
So we're talking.
Niggas is nodding off like twobabies at the bottom.
I'm like yo and you know what.

(01:00:12):
Niggas was nine.
So he get up.
He's like all right, fuck it.
Right, fucking, I'm gonna gotake a shower and then I'm going
to bed.
I'm like all right, you do that.
So I'm laying there.
Now I'm whining, I'm up up,right.
So I'm like I ain't fuckingwith that, I ain't ain't no
showers involved.
I can't sleep, I'm hot, I'maggy, blah, blah, blah.
So then I go on live.

(01:00:36):
I go on live and I'm like yoman, I text Liam, yo, you still
up.
He was like I'm up, like yo,you want to go live.
He was like yeah, let me, letme boom, boom, whatever.
He go back in the room, hop ona live.
Now we talking shit and you'dbe amazed at how many
motherfuckers are up at 5o'clock in the morning.

Speaker 3 (01:00:56):
It wasn't 5 o'clock, it was actually like Like 2, son
, yeah, I'm 2.
Yeah, so y'all wild.

Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
Yeah, and engaging Like wild.
Yeah, right, shout out to Jayfrom Mind Triggers.
He was at happy hour and he wasin the room.

Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
Yeah, he was drinking because he asked us how long
was the drive.
I'm like from where?
From New York?

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
we didn't drive to Houston from New York, but he
had seen your story when we wasdoing the road.

Speaker 3 (01:01:29):
I said something about the road trip he seen the
story my phone be you knowwhatever.
I want to hear about LampsEvening the story.
You know I'm phobic.
You know whatever?
Oh man, I want to hear aboutLamp's email when he went out.

Speaker 4 (01:01:44):
Didn't we say we were going to do a whole?

Speaker 3 (01:01:46):
Oh yeah, my bad, we're going to circle back
Because I have questions.

Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
And I saw the pictures.

Speaker 4 (01:01:53):
Oh, oh, it was just one picture right when you got
something on.

Speaker 2 (01:01:59):
Nah, it was only that one.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
It was like man used to be for the streets.
Now he, uh, he, inside, backinside.
Nah, nah, still, we'll find out.
Still moving, I love that.
So boom, um, all right.
So lamb go, we get off alive.

(01:02:21):
Lamb goes to sleep.
I go to bed, right, so oh.
But before he goes to sleephe's like yo, what time you
gonna get up?
I was like I think I'm gonnaget up around 6 30.
He was like I'm gonna get uparound six.
No, no six, 30s.
It was switch, so I said six.

Speaker 4 (01:02:33):
Then I said six.

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
You said 6, 30, so I was like, and you was like
that's why I'm gonna take ashower now.
So I ain't gotta, I'm like allright, cool, I ain't fucking
with that, I'm just, I'm mad,I'm just hot right.
So I opened up my ipad because,mind you, we didn't even know
how to work the fucking tvs.
That's how janky this shit was.
Nope, like whatever.

(01:02:56):
And then he had a fucking couchor a little fucking love seat
under the television, likeliterally under the television.

Speaker 3 (01:03:05):
It's the dumbest shit .

Speaker 1 (01:03:06):
I ever seen in my life that was different.

Speaker 4 (01:03:08):
That was a chair, though.

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
Huh, it was a chair, it was a chair.

Speaker 4 (01:03:11):
There you go.
I fell out of it, I know.

Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
Bro, what about that walk-in closet?
How lot of it, I know, bro,what about that walk-in closet?
How about that?
Walk-in which one, the one thatwas in my room.
Oh yeah, that little fuckingthe home movie joint, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:03:25):
I'm glad I took PTO, kidding that, yeah, you wouldn't
have liked it at all.

Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
I'm glad I took it.

Speaker 4 (01:03:30):
You'd have been miserable and I'd have been
miserable because you miserablethen I'll just it just been
misery that was not a spot for awoman at all, it's a house full
of miserable people, evenDonnie.

Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
I think Donnie came back in that house one time.
She was like, yeah, alright.

Speaker 4 (01:03:43):
Yeah, once you got a taste of outside, that was it.
Oh yeah, she ain't come backinside after that.

Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
She was like y'all gonna mess this, oh it already
did that, Wait what, oh God?

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
Gildani Ryan and I, and she has nothing to do with
this dude's statements right now, nah nah, she said herself her
hair was messed up, so I'm justgoing by her.
This nigga walk around with ashovel.
He's like I'm going to dig ahole nigga.
I mean, look at this thing.

Speaker 4 (01:04:16):
She said it herself she took a great picture.

Speaker 3 (01:04:22):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
I was cool with it.
Nah, it was okay.
You can't tell a woman that herhair looks good if she thinks
her hair looks bad.
You will never fucking win thatargument.
It looks good, nah, it don'tFuck it, it look bad.
I can't believe.
You looks good, nah, it don'tFuck it, it look bad.

Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
I can't believe you said that.
Yeah, it's fucking World War X.

Speaker 1 (01:04:41):
You just gotta be quiet, yeah, just like, let her
ride.
And then it's like you neverlisten to me.

Speaker 3 (01:04:47):
I'm listening right now, I just I'm PTSD, i'ma blink
twice.

Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
I need help.

Speaker 3 (01:04:55):
Yeah, nah, nah.
It was a good time, though, man.
I really enjoyed it.
I mean, outside of the misstepsin Houston, I would have liked
the redeeming factor it wasdefinitely the photo shoot, the
manly date or whatever you wantto call it the husband date.
The husband date was cool, youknow, and the movie was I'd wait

(01:05:15):
for it to come on TV.
The Husband Date the HusbandDate was cool, you know, and the
movie was I'd wait for it tocome on TV.
The Kingdom of the Planet ofthe Apes Nah, man, I think, some
movies that just spend way toolong with a franchise, and I
feel like it's okay to put somefranchises to bed.
And the same goes for Fast andFurious, all types of stuff, you
know.

(01:05:36):
But that's money though.
I mean franchises to bed, andthe same goes for Fast and
Furious, all types of stuff youknow.
But that's money though.
I mean, I guess, if you makethe same movie and you got a fan
base for it, if it ain't brokedon't fix it.
But it's, I guess, for me minor, minor spoiler alert if you
haven't seen the latest 8 movie.
But like once the Once the mainmonkey is gone, he was gone and

(01:05:58):
we didn't even get to see himgo.
Yeah, it was like once the mainmonkey gone.

Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
I'm like.
All right, I'm cool man.
They just had like some fuckingsubtitles, like Caesar's Day,
I'm like, but we didn't evenfirst of all you know.

Speaker 3 (01:06:09):
It felt like this felt like it was supposed to be
like a reboot the main charactergone.
You got some new monkey namedNoah and his friends and
somebody else who pretendsSomebody else is.
Like Another spoiler alert.
I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (01:06:23):
How many spoilers you gonna get?
This is my last one.

Speaker 3 (01:06:26):
There's another monkey who pretends he's the new
Monkey in charge.

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
Head monkey in charge , he the new Caesar in charge.

Speaker 3 (01:06:37):
You know what I'm saying?
Yo fuck that listen.

Speaker 1 (01:06:39):
spoiler alert across the board, so you might as well
just stop right now if you'renot trying to hear about the
movie, or fast forward, justfast forward it.
There won't be any time, samson, this motherfucker, to assist
you with getting to your nextwaypoint.
But that's fine, listen.
Where is this?
Caesar died, damn, just likethat.
We didn't even know, but wedidn't even know.

Speaker 3 (01:07:00):
We didn't know how we were going to do it.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:07:01):
It was just like some Star Wars intro with some
scrolling text and Caesar's dead.

Speaker 4 (01:07:07):
Okay, let me stop y'all, okay, because I didn't
see the movie.
You not going to see it?
No, I thought you said youweren't going to see it, I I'm
not Okay, but my cousin told meword on the street is Caesar got
.
I think he told me Caesar gotkilled in a war.

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
What the fuck?
He seen a movie that we didn'tsee In the last okay, did y'all
see the last pandemic?

Speaker 2 (01:07:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:07:31):
I ain't seen it.

Speaker 4 (01:07:32):
I seen it, you seen it.

Speaker 3 (01:07:33):
I ain't seen it.

Speaker 4 (01:07:34):
He didn't get killed in the last one I didn't see
Caesar dead Because my cousin isin.
He's a pretty good.

Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
What's your cousin's name?
What's your cousin's name, jp?
Who, jp?
Jp, check it out.
Stay out of my inbox.
No, I don't think, because I bepopping shit, and when I say I
be popping shit meaning my factsmight not be all the way right.
Maybe Caesar did die in thelast movie.

Speaker 4 (01:08:03):
I missed it.
He told me that's what happenedto Caesar.

Speaker 1 (01:08:07):
He got killed.
He saw the second one, I meanthis one, that's out now he's in
the apes, so I'm done.

Speaker 3 (01:08:21):
That's a good callback.
I skipped a few.
I ain't go far.
I might have skipped, like twoof them.

Speaker 4 (01:08:25):
Okay, so now y'all making me mad.
No, I think I've seen them all.

Speaker 1 (01:08:29):
I've seen a bunch of them.

Speaker 3 (01:08:33):
You can't recall I skipped.
He's skipping them yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:08:36):
I skipped like two and I'm disappointed in him
because he's the critic so youcan't get up here saying what
the hell happened this season.

Speaker 3 (01:08:45):
I had to shut the blame a little bit come on bro
what the fuck is wrong with you.
I mean, you're right, it stillfelt like a spin off.
I'm coming back, like you asisful, no having I come back
like a, like a absent father.

Speaker 1 (01:08:56):
I mean I'm coming back, like you, a sister no
having a brother.

Speaker 4 (01:08:58):
Yeah, I come back like a.
Like a absent father, like whathappened I mean I'm like Like
you can't, be like, well, wait aminute.
What happened to Caesar?
Yeah, you can, sure you can.
No, not.
When you just sat here and saidI already watched the last
couple.

Speaker 1 (01:09:13):
But see, this is the thing.
Maybe I, maybe, that's what.

Speaker 4 (01:09:15):
Happened to Caesar.
It's the last couple that youdidn't watch.

Speaker 3 (01:09:18):
Alright.
Well, hey, I'm gonna have tojust Wikipedia the last movie
and just get caught up and seehow some of that is oh, you're
not even gonna watch the lastmovie.
I'm not into the.
I mean, I ain't into all themonkey movies like this.

Speaker 2 (01:09:30):
I ain't into all of them, not monkey movies, no, I
movie.

Speaker 3 (01:09:34):
I mean like the drug that had your man, what's his
name?
The guy from he hang with Seth.

Speaker 5 (01:09:40):
Rogen no not.

Speaker 3 (01:09:41):
Mothwater, the main character who helped raise
Caesar in the first one.
Yeah, that movie was fly it was?

Speaker 1 (01:09:47):
I thought it was dope , it was.
We didn't release him to thewild.

Speaker 3 (01:09:50):
Yeah, we released him to the wild.
And then I saw the second onewith Gary Oldman.
That one was also pretty fly.
And then I think I skipped thenext one.
And then now we're here.

Speaker 4 (01:10:01):
Okay, you skipped the death.
Hold on, can we stop for aminute?
Yes, you said you watched.
Okay Is fly good?
Because I want to know.
Okay, so fly is good youwatched one.

Speaker 5 (01:10:11):
Good.

Speaker 4 (01:10:11):
You watched two Good yeah two good yeah why did you
stop it too?

Speaker 3 (01:10:14):
I'm like how many eight countries can we have?

Speaker 4 (01:10:17):
because if it's good, maybe me, I don't know, just
keep me.

Speaker 3 (01:10:24):
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying we're fast andfurious, which I know I brought
up earlier.
It's like, okay, how manyessential missions that involve
racing and car tricks do we need?

Speaker 4 (01:10:33):
well, they, all of them listen.
They just think I don't evenwatch fast and furious and they
just think I'm ridiculous.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying,this fast shuttle is now
stealing fucking cars and shit.

Speaker 1 (01:10:43):
You know what?

Speaker 3 (01:10:47):
I feel like if you're going to do sequels, you know
it might be a bad example, paceyourself better.
Bad Boys 4 is about to come out.
I'm looking forward to Bad Boys4 because, like all the sequels
are kind of I feel like they'refairly spaced out was like you
know what I would love to see,the development of what they get
into next.
You know you can't go wrongwith like okay, it's a different
ass crime that they gottahandle.

(01:11:08):
That's what makes a bad boy sogood.
That's a fact.
So it's like okay, how manyeight countries and kingdoms,
and shit that we really need howmany eight countries and
kingdoms, and shit that wereally need how many countries
do we need?

Speaker 1 (01:11:19):
I don't think as a matter of fact, just thinking
back.
I didn't like the last bad boy.

Speaker 3 (01:11:24):
Oh, the one where he had, like, the secret son and
all that shit yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:11:29):
I like it.

Speaker 3 (01:11:30):
I like it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:33):
Listen, I'm happy to be the outside, fuck that movie.
That shit was trash.
I like it.
I said listen, I'm happy to bethere outside, fuck that movie.

Speaker 3 (01:11:37):
That shit was trash, I like it.
I like it because, like, like,so you're not going to see the
new one man.
No, I'm going to see it.
I like it because, like one ofthe main characters almost died
Like it was dope you know it'stwo out of three Like.

Speaker 1 (01:11:53):
The first two was good, the third one was trash,
and then now we're going, we'removing on, we're going to do the
um what's confusing about whatI just said?

Speaker 3 (01:12:03):
Oh, not what you said , it's your actions.
You told me, like I said.

Speaker 4 (01:12:06):
I wanted to get away from the fact that you liked the
two first movies and then youjust said's the what's the
proper amount of space betweenmovies?

Speaker 3 (01:12:18):
I don't, I don't know like I'd have to.
You know, research, like youknow, and see how many, how much
space they've been doing withbad boys.
You know what.
Maybe it's not in the space, itmight just be, might just be
like the plot, like, okay, theyes, it still revolves around
crime with bad boys, but it's adifferent plot.
You could distinctively saythere's a different plot in each

(01:12:38):
of them.
That's, I feel like you know,captivating enough.
Part one you got the, the firstmovie, it's just you know your
buddy comedy.
Part two gary or union, uh, isinvolved in it.
You know the sister, you knowyounger sister, you know that
whole thing.
I thought that was dope.
You know the three you got thissecret love child that Will
Smith had in the movie.
Okay, cool.
Part four it's like somecorrupt police conspiracy thing

(01:13:02):
going on, can you?
Well, you haven't seen itanyway, but anybody who's seen
the ape movies can you saydistinctively okay, this is
about how Caesar was created,you know.
Part two is like, okay, caesarwas running with these apes.
Part three is like, okay, andthen I skipped this, I can't
tell you.
And then you got the kingdom ofthe planet of the apes where,

(01:13:24):
like, they're like somebodywho's literally catfishing, like
they really Caesar.

Speaker 1 (01:13:27):
So it's like how did we even get here?
Like there's a whole piecethat's missing.
You know to connect everythingtogether like that.
The movie is so disjointed,it's like a standalone.

Speaker 3 (01:13:41):
That's what I'm saying.
It's like a reboot.

Speaker 4 (01:13:42):
So Word on the Street is, from what I had heard, that
they kind of like goingbackwards setting them up or
some shit.
Huh, or maybe I heard that one.

Speaker 1 (01:13:55):
The way that they had it.
This is just my theory, becausethere was a telescope involved.
Huh, well, or maybe I heardthat one the way, the way that
they had it.
This is just my theory, becausethere was a telescope involved
right Now outside.

Speaker 4 (01:14:02):
Of a hold on.
Is that a like?
When you say telescope, are youtalking about a real telescope
or that's just your?

Speaker 1 (01:14:08):
no, it's a real telescope.
Are you making an analogy?
Nah, it's definitely, it was areal telescope.

Speaker 4 (01:14:14):
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, no no, you got to be
clear.

Speaker 1 (01:14:21):
So it was a real telescope, right, and you can
only tie it into Planet of theApes.
If you know the history ofPlanet of the Apes Meaning going
back to the ones with DevinHester you know what I'm saying
Because, remember, they crashlanded on a planet of apes.
That's literally how it startedand it was like an alternate
reality as it started toprogress.
So they had, like you know, theplanet of the apes, where the

(01:14:44):
apes were whatever.
Then they had a planet and thisis all in the 60s, 70s, they
had a planet of apes where theapes were actually pets and in
servants to the humans.
Right now, the telescope againjust ties into it because of the
fact that now maybe they,because he's remember he said
when he looked into thetelescope he's seen something,

(01:15:05):
yeah, so you know I'm thinking,you know there might be some
whatever, but this is totally.
This is a standalone planet ofthe apes.
It doesn't tie into theprevious one.
Yeah, it doesn't.

Speaker 4 (01:15:16):
Oh, so maybe my cousin is right.

Speaker 1 (01:15:18):
And the timeline.
If you look at the timeline,when you look at this movie, the
Earth is destroyed.
There's sea moths growing onbuildings, they living on power
lines and a whole bunch of othershit Like.
This shit is like at least 200years in the future.
Yeah, yeah, you know, caesar'sbeen dead.

(01:15:41):
This nigga's been dead a longtime.

Speaker 3 (01:15:44):
Yeah, but that's it, man.
You know, maybe my logic'soverplayed.
I just feel like each movieshould have a captivating enough
plot where it makes you want togo see it, instead of just
focusing on these, these themes,if that makes sense.
But in the future don't skipmovies uh, I can't promise you

(01:16:06):
that.
I can't, you know because to me, you're doing a disservice
service?

Speaker 2 (01:16:12):
yeah, because it's like when you say well, I don't
know how Caesar died well didyou see the last one?

Speaker 3 (01:16:19):
the previous one that does make sense who doesn't?

Speaker 1 (01:16:23):
watch movies was like listen well.
I heard because I ain't goingto watch this shit, but I heard
that you could, which is good.
Good on your part because,listen, I didn't even pay
attention to the fucking movie.
I took like 10 naps doing thatshit.
Ryan was up like a true critic.
That nigga was up and he lethim tell that he was leaning
forward because he didn't wantto go to sleep.

Speaker 3 (01:16:44):
Yeah, I was a long day yesterday in Houston
Speaking of movies.
Did you ever see Mia Coppia?
I?

Speaker 4 (01:16:53):
tried to fuck her up.

Speaker 3 (01:16:54):
I just had to check.

Speaker 1 (01:16:56):
I was not watching this but he know a lot about how
Cesar died so again my cousin,you know, he healed for real.

Speaker 4 (01:17:08):
So look it was crazy because my cousin right he's,
he's like a run, he's running inthe movies.

Speaker 5 (01:17:18):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:17:19):
So damn, I don't want to.
I don't want to See.
This is going to sound kind offucked up, but he's not the best
critic.
Because he'll tell you a reason, like there's no balance.
To me it's only entertainment.
It's like he's either too highup or too high down.

(01:17:40):
Nah, nah, let me take that back.
You know what?
Scratch everything I said.
All right, all right.

Speaker 5 (01:17:45):
Start over.

Speaker 4 (01:17:46):
I'm going to start over.
My cousin just told me aboutthe movie, right?
So when he started talkingabout it I kind of got a little
interested and I told him hey,disclaim, I'm never going to see
this shit.
You can tell me a little bitabout?
It Right right right, so hestarted telling me about Caesar
and according to him, caesardied in the last one run.

Speaker 3 (01:18:06):
Okay, Before you even watched.
Well, there it goes.

Speaker 5 (01:18:09):
So, I was like okay so what's the?

Speaker 4 (01:18:12):
significance of Caesar dying and he like well
Caesar was like the main.

Speaker 1 (01:18:16):
Lamb hit him with the paying attention as a gift and
a curse.

Speaker 3 (01:18:19):
I don't know what to tell you, ryan, there you
freaking go.

Speaker 4 (01:18:24):
So according to him, caesar was like the big.

Speaker 1 (01:18:26):
You know what I'm saying yeah, the goon, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:18:28):
So he was the you know he was the guy the head
eight the head eight.
So yeah, he's like, well, nah,they got nowhere, and nowhere is
damn.
I said don't spoil it and I'mspoiling it.

Speaker 2 (01:18:40):
Shit, I'm spoiling it and you're spoiling it.
You ain't even seen the shit,and then they just watch it Fast
forward.

Speaker 1 (01:18:44):
Fast forward.
Really don't go see it, butfast forward if that's your
thing.

Speaker 4 (01:18:50):
Yeah, so, but no, I don't again.

Speaker 1 (01:18:54):
I don't plan on doing this.
Hold on Stealing eggs andraising fucking hulks and then
the big dude, like the dudethat's supposed to be, like the
king, whatever, whatever, thisnigga, get killed by seagulls.

Speaker 4 (01:19:06):
What a hundred eggs yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:19:08):
Yeah, Styles said I'm full of everything.
Don't even worry, Get the fuckout of here.

Speaker 1 (01:19:11):
We already started talking about it.
If you stuck around long enough, you played yourself.
But this is the thing.
Yeah, they on a cliff likeWakanda, right, they on a
fucking cliff.
Now, mind you, he hasimprisoned all of the fucking
apes that are around him rightnow and he's thumping on one of

(01:19:33):
their people, noah, and theywatching him do it, right?
So then Noah turns around,because, you know, they raise
seagulls.
So Noah turns around and he'slike and then the seagull comes
and he you know, he cuts theother you know the other eight
and lands on his hand Right, andthen all of the seagull buddies

(01:19:56):
come in and they push themotherfucker off the cliff.
But I'm like, there's like 70of you.

Speaker 3 (01:20:02):
I mean, it might have been like some type of
tradition, like we ain't gonnajump him, we gotta let him like
run the face.

Speaker 1 (01:20:07):
What the fuck they suffering from Stockholm
Syndrome.
What the fuck is going on?

Speaker 3 (01:20:11):
that just might be some type of fighting tradition.
Like we can't jump my man,we're gonna let him do the
square fade instead of thesquare fade.
You forget one part Like my manhad, like the bonding bird
meeting, called to bring thebirds to the first place, Mm
yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:20:26):
Yeah, he did, he did, and they weren't seagulls.
They were eagles.

Speaker 4 (01:20:31):
They.

Speaker 5 (01:20:32):
I know it's crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:20:32):
Y'all actually make me want to see this shit Go
ahead.

Speaker 5 (01:20:37):
I feel like.

Speaker 4 (01:20:38):
I've been wasting so much time debating all of this
shit.
I think I need to see it.

Speaker 3 (01:20:43):
Let's debate me.
I would love to see it and youlet me know what you think.

Speaker 4 (01:20:47):
Want to go on a date.

Speaker 3 (01:20:48):
A hubby date number two.

Speaker 1 (01:20:49):
You can't go on a hubby date number two
Technically speaking, we can'thang out with single people.
You, technically speaking, wecan't hang out with single
people.
You know, the wife actuallyknows Lamp, so he's been clear.

Speaker 4 (01:21:02):
He's got security clearance, so he's good.

Speaker 1 (01:21:05):
I've known y'all a while, so it's cool yeah, no,
you're right, we can hang outwith Lamp and plus disclaimer if
your husband hang out with me,he ain't getting in this shit.

Speaker 4 (01:21:15):
He's like I'm gonna tell it all.

Speaker 1 (01:21:16):
So if your husband hang out with me, he ain't
getting in this shit.

Speaker 4 (01:21:18):
He's like I'm going to tell it all.
If you want to say don't hangout with Lamp, that's fine, but
trust me it ain't nothing,nothing Ain't nothing.
That's about to happen with me,that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:21:32):
All right, so boom, fast forward now, right, we wake
up.
He's still asleep, of course,that's one point, man, he's
making me feel like I'mcross-eyed.
I'll be like you, he'll be likeme, you Talking to you.
Yeah, nah, lamp, fuckingsleeping like a fucking rock, me

(01:21:55):
and Ryan, we get up, we dress,we ready to go.
I was like yo, it's Lambo.
I knocked.
But see, I knocked on the door.
I tapped twice that nigga,what's going on?
I felt the plane.
Oh shit, man.

Speaker 4 (01:22:06):
Oh shit.

Speaker 1 (01:22:12):
Now that probably I don't know about y'all, but was
the most enjoyable flight I'veever taken.
That shit was 41 minutes.
Oh yeah, it doesn't get anybetter than that.
I still took a nap.
Yeah, that's amazing.
Like I don't even understandhow you yeah, that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:22:32):
I got an old soul man .
If there's an opportunity totake a nap, it would not be
wasted.
I'm taking a nap.
That's good man.
I take a nap and I try to go tobed early.

Speaker 1 (01:22:39):
I watched this show called the Never Ever Mets and
uh yeah, and it was 40.
It literally by the time wetouched down that shit was going
off and I was like hey yeah,was it any good?
It's dope, it's about you.

(01:23:01):
It's dope, it's about you know,black couples, um, that met the
non-traditional way but neverphysically met, and then they
put them all in the house justto see how it works out you know
what?

Speaker 3 (01:23:06):
I'm sorry to interrupt.
I thought the never ever metwas like a sports documentary
about the mess the whole time.
No, did you yeah, I could seeit, I thought you're about to
say, oh yeah, they're gonna getthe history of the Mets.
I was like I ain't when yousaid that.
I was like I ain't know.

Speaker 1 (01:23:21):
Styles had an affinity for the Mets of all
time Nah, nah, I ain't say shitabout Mike Piazza, we you know.
I was like all right.

Speaker 3 (01:23:32):
Now, that's crazy, and you saw before I took a nap,
that's why.

Speaker 1 (01:23:35):
But then when you woke up, there was a whole
synopsis about it, cause I didput it in there.
I put it, man.
I missed it.
Sorry, but it was in all ofthat.
I don't know what to tell you?

Speaker 3 (01:23:42):
yeah, you ain't see it.
The last text message I saw wassomething I never, ever met.
And then Styles, I mean thenLamp, saying something after
yeah that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:23:55):
So boom, now we're in Dallas, now we're in Dallas.

Speaker 3 (01:23:59):
Now we're in.

Speaker 1 (01:24:00):
Dallas, not only we in Dallas right now, but this
Airbnb is amazing.
This Airbnb, this right here,this makes up for yesterday.

Speaker 3 (01:24:10):
A huge difference.
I go front man.
Yesterday was my very, veryfirst time ever doing an Airbnb.
It's my second.
So if yesterday was anything,that first impression would have
been horrible.
I literally was going to belike if Dallas is just as much
like Houston in terms of theAirbnbs, then it would just have

(01:24:31):
been a huge turnoff and Iwouldn't try an Airbnb myself.
But this experience alone makesme feel like you know what.
I would try Airbnb with myfamily, you know, next time we
go out of town, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:24:46):
And I think that this , this Airbnb, he's actually a
super host.
So, boom, update, um, I had.
I sent.
You know, when we had brunchtoday I did send a host not the
host, but went through Airbnb tobasically lodge a complaint,
like I want a credit, asomething, yeah, like you fucked

(01:25:07):
up my trip, like you fucked upmy trip.
So we got back in the car andwhen Shadra and I was headed up
here, he calls the host, yeah,but you never know who the host
is though I spoke to like threedifferent people.
First I spoke to a lady, then Ispoke to a dude right, and then
he hung up on me.
He called me back and then Iate After we hung up.

(01:25:31):
Then another dude calls andhe's like yo, you called me.
I was like I called you becauseyou called me dummy.
And then he's like nah, youknow whatever.
So the second call that I got,the guy was like you know well,
um, what happened?
Tell me more about whathappened.
So I explained to him the wholesituation.
We're not gonna do that to youagain, but I explained to him

(01:25:53):
the whole situation.
The dude was like all right,cool.
He said um, so what are youlooking for?
I'm like I'm looking forcompensation.
You fucked up my trip and thenI really started going like your
plug your outlets and all ofthat.
The shit was fucked up Likecome on, like nothing, we were
the perfect guest, right.
So he's like all right, cool,I'm going to get in touch with

(01:26:16):
the host and blah blah, we'regoing to work it out.
Hung up guy calls me back.
He was like okay, so I wasreviewing everything.
Can I ask you a question?
What about the review?
I was like wait a minute.
I said this is what we're goingto do, or rather what we're not
going to do.
We're not going to leverage thereview.
You know, before you've evenfixed it.

(01:26:38):
You haven't even fixed it, youhaven't even addressed my issue.
You're talking about the review.
Let me tell you, your man saidlisten, what I want you to do is
, um, in the chat, put in areview that you would.
You know that you would haveput whatever, whatever, hey
nigga, so you could copy andpaste it.
Do you think I'm stupid?
I I'm like how about this?

(01:26:58):
How about you do what I askedyou to do, you fix the problem
and then I'll think about thereview?
He was like I'll call you back.

Speaker 5 (01:27:08):
I'll call you back.
I'm like yo what?

Speaker 1 (01:27:10):
do you want from this review, Because their money is
dependent on the reviews.
So if you get a bad review, itfucks up their money on the back
end and it actually gets pushedto the front.
So when people are actuallylooking at reviews and stuff
like that especially, you knowwhat I was going to leave and I
was like yo, we're podcasters.
We came in, we can't do X, Yand Z.

(01:27:32):
We couldn't even record becauseyour shit ain't up to code.
And as soon as I said we'repodcasters, your man was like
okay, I think we can resolve it,I'll call you back, All right?
And I was like all right, nigga, you go do what you got to do,
because I'm going to do what Ineed to do.
Yeah, so that's that.

(01:27:53):
That's what's up.

Speaker 3 (01:27:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:27:56):
That was a much better experience.
Yeah, we walked into thispalace.
This place is cold.

Speaker 4 (01:28:00):
So I walked in AC, smacked the shit out of me.

Speaker 3 (01:28:02):
Yeah, a happy snap.

Speaker 4 (01:28:05):
Oh man.

Speaker 3 (01:28:06):
After the AC, the first thing I saw we had a video
game in the corner and I'm agamer, so I went straight to the
Mortal Kombat.
They got more than it's fly.
I would get this place again,should I come back to Dallas.

Speaker 1 (01:28:19):
Anytime, anytime.
I don't even have the host name, but shout-outs to you.
We'll probably have it in thecomments if I actually get to it
.
But yeah, no shout-outs to you.
The place is amazing, likeamazing, and I'm not even just
talking about the stuff thatthey built into the spa.
I amazing.
And I'm not even just talkingabout the stuff that they built

(01:28:39):
into the spot, I'm talking aboutthe stuff that he actually put
in here.
You know, amazing.
And on top of that we got tocheck in at three.
And on top of that we got tocheck in before three because
Lame was like yo hit him and seeif we could actually check in a
little earlier, you know.
And he was like all right, cool, you know, let me check with
the cleaners.
He checked with the cleanersand was like y'all good, go
ahead.
Yeah, it was so dope, greatexperience.
Meanwhile, this crook infucking Houston, this nigga like

(01:29:03):
checking at 6 o'clock.

Speaker 2 (01:29:04):
I do that at Houston.

Speaker 1 (01:29:05):
Exactly 6 o'clock.
Sweat your fucking ass off andthen you got to be out of my
spot by 10.
You're like 10 the next morning.
Fuck out of here with thisbullshit.
Yeah, I'd never go to that spotagain, ever, ever again.
I don't even want to go to thatneighborhood that block that
nothing.

Speaker 4 (01:29:21):
Nah, that block nice, though Fuck that block Donnie
was telling me that that's likea nice area.

Speaker 1 (01:29:27):
Donnie also said that we should go to a restaurant
that she's never been to.

Speaker 3 (01:29:32):
Well, but she is bougie with the food though,
yeah, but she's good.

Speaker 4 (01:29:35):
So I'm going to trust her, I'm going to trust her.

Speaker 3 (01:29:39):
But speaking of Dallas, you know I know this is
when PTO was kind of over forShabja.
I would love to know Shabja'stake on Stir.
It was my first time eating atStir and I was pretty impressed.

Speaker 2 (01:29:51):
Oh yeah, no, Stir was really nice Actually.
Yeah, there was a couple oflocations Really nice Actually.
Yeah, there was a couple oflocations, but yeah, the one in
Deep Ellum is the one we went totoday for brunch, but no, it
was really good.
We was on the rooftop thismorning.
Well, this afternoon.

Speaker 3 (01:30:05):
Yeah, and the rooftop was nice.

Speaker 2 (01:30:07):
It was still hot.
You know that takes a seat, itis what it is, so you got to be
prepared for that.
But no, everything was good.
Food was good, the cocktailswas good, so I enjoyed it.
What?

Speaker 3 (01:30:17):
was the name of that cocktail you had again.

Speaker 2 (01:30:19):
It was a lychee martini.

Speaker 3 (01:30:21):
A lychee martini.

Speaker 1 (01:30:22):
Yeah, Can I ask y'all a question Because she couldn't
answer the question?
The lychee is the.
It comes in that green casingtype of fruit thing, right.

Speaker 3 (01:30:32):
Yeah, whatever, I forgot to ask about it.
It looks like a grape with nocolor.

Speaker 1 (01:30:40):
Yeah, yeah, but when you get it initially, before you
cut it open because that's thecenter of the fruit or whatever
the fuck.
It is right I'm asking thisquestion.
Oh, I have no idea.
You don't know.
I have no idea.
I'm going to search this shitup because I know that we used
to eat them since when we waslittle.
It Because I know that we usedto eat them since when we was
little.
It was like you know, I forgotwhat we used to call them,
though you know how we renamedshit.

(01:31:00):
Yeah, yeah.
So it was definitely that youknow, like Chinese apples really
weren't Chinese apples.
Right, right they were actuallypomegranate Right.
How the fuck did we do that?
Why did we do?

Speaker 3 (01:31:11):
that.

Speaker 1 (01:31:15):
Yeah, just because you're comfortable with it.
Hey yo, I need to know.
We was out here calling fuckingpomegranate Chinese apples.

Speaker 3 (01:31:20):
I mean, that's like Lamp calling the movies the apes
instead of just the whole name.
You know, just say what you'recomfortable with.

Speaker 1 (01:31:28):
Yeah but you know.
Yo with the pomegranates,though.
You guys eat the seeds or youspit them out.
I don't eat the pomegranate.
No, and I don't eat thepomegranate.

Speaker 2 (01:31:39):
No, and you don't, I eat them, you eat the seeds?

Speaker 1 (01:31:42):
No, okay, cool, all right.
That's why I married you,because I spit the seeds out too
.
I've been spitting them shitsouth, but I think that there
are people that actually eat theseeds.

Speaker 4 (01:31:52):
Probably so.

Speaker 3 (01:31:53):
It wouldn't surprise me.

Speaker 4 (01:31:54):
I didn't know you could eat any seeds from a fruit
.
Huh, I didn't know you couldeat any seeds from a fruit.

Speaker 3 (01:32:03):
I mean you can eat anything you chew and swallow.
Yeah, that was warranted.
That was warranted right there.

Speaker 4 (01:32:10):
Yeah, that was warranted.
I already said, I'm never goingto stay gone Never.

Speaker 3 (01:32:17):
I mean I got to get out of that phase because I'm
normally not like that, oh,y'all trying to grow up.

Speaker 1 (01:32:19):
I don't want y'all to grow up.
I don't want y'all to be Toys RUs kids.

Speaker 3 (01:32:23):
I have the tequila old-fashioned.
That's my go-to.
Well, not a tequila, but it'san old-fashioned in general is
my go-to.
I was pretty solid.
I was pretty solid.
The service was dope.
I really enjoyed the scenery ofSturr Dope music as well, Just
because I could have like a DrRivers voice.
When I try to yell, you know Icould have appreciated the level

(01:32:47):
being a little low.
But that's just me being petty.
But yeah, it was a dope spot,man, Like my first time going to
Sturr or experiencing Dallas inthe first place.
It was good and for what it'sworth.
Uh, how did bees look like itwas?
It was going to be hitting onsomething.
If you, if you were in the moodfor just straight up chicken
and not a brush spot, yeah,Cause how do bees was our plan a

(01:33:08):
yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:33:08):
Yeah, you know, and it, and when we went there, it
gave us the vibe to vibe like wewould have done it.
If it wasn't supposed to belike the main event in terms of
food, yeah, we would have did itright, but the thing was we was
like fuck that we're not, we'refucking with hattie bees.

Speaker 5 (01:33:24):
we need to there has to be a waiter involved in this
experience or waitress, right,yeah, but let me ask you a
question, though.

Speaker 1 (01:33:31):
Let me ask y'all a question did um y'all a question
Did um.

Speaker 5 (01:33:39):
What Go ahead, Alex?

Speaker 1 (01:33:40):
Did Starr give you like Hooters vibes?
It did.

Speaker 3 (01:33:43):
Well, the upstairs section gave a Hooters vibe.
Downstairs it seemed like itwas a lot more conservative.

Speaker 1 (01:33:49):
I don't know the hostess downstairs.
Nah, I don't know who you gotthat from.

Speaker 3 (01:33:53):
I mean like outside of the hostess, like the other
waiters and waitresses.
I mean like Outside of thehostess, like the other waiters
and waitresses.

Speaker 1 (01:33:56):
Yeah, they all had on jeans and stuff like that they
had on regular Shirts and stuff,but when?
You go upstairs it's like whothe central?
Yeah, but I'm not even Told thecheeks was out.
The cheeks was out right.

Speaker 2 (01:34:08):
They were out, alright the cheeks was out.

Speaker 1 (01:34:10):
Why?
Why?
He said that.
Look at him.

Speaker 3 (01:34:13):
Why he look at it just like it's cool if I said
that right.

Speaker 1 (01:34:16):
It's cool Like baby, the cheeks was out right Because
he was definitely looking.
I just noticed that the cheekswas out.

Speaker 2 (01:34:23):
Oh, okay.

Speaker 4 (01:34:25):
The ones that had cheeks.
Huh, the ones that had cheeks,the ones that had cheeks?

Speaker 1 (01:34:29):
Nah, they didn't.
Oh, you talking about, like thebartender.

Speaker 4 (01:34:32):
Yeah, all of them didn't have cheeks Some of them
didn't have cheeks.

Speaker 3 (01:34:35):
Some of them just had like two cell phones in their
back pocket.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I ain'tfucking with y'all, let's make
sure we paint.

Speaker 4 (01:34:41):
We don't want to paint this visual.

Speaker 1 (01:34:43):
Everybody had cheeks.
Everybody had cheeks.
Everybody had on short clothes.
They had on, yes.

Speaker 3 (01:34:53):
Our waitress had cheeks.
I couldn't tell you, I couldn'ttell you, I couldn't tell you?

Speaker 4 (01:34:57):
I couldn't tell you, you lying motherfuckers.
No, I'm just hold on, I'm justgoing.

Speaker 1 (01:35:00):
Ladies and gentlemen, thanks for coming out.

Speaker 4 (01:35:02):
No, I didn't for real .
I didn't pay attention becauseI'm not.

Speaker 1 (01:35:05):
I got you and I'm not even going to drag y'all into
my bullshit.
Can we go into the next?

Speaker 2 (01:35:10):
I couldn't tell you how you know she had cheese.

Speaker 5 (01:35:13):
Oh wait, I didn't tell them what I ordered.
I don't know nothing.

Speaker 4 (01:35:15):
How do you know?

Speaker 5 (01:35:15):
she had cheese, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:35:16):
I didn't tell them what I ordered.
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm interested.
Yeah, I don't order.
I mean, you could guess what Iordered, but I ordered chicken
and waffles, but Hold on.
Stop.
This is what we're going to do.

Speaker 1 (01:35:33):
Waffles, that's a good point, we did.
All of y'all ordered chickenand waffles, it's just that this
one put Tabasco sauce on herchicken and waffle On my chicken
.
I had some more of the wafflesthat you gave me.

Speaker 4 (01:35:45):
But we gotta talk about the twist with the waffle
though.
Talk about it.
The waffle was shaped like thestate of Texas.
That was amazing.
Excellent.
I don't care, I was impressed.

Speaker 1 (01:35:56):
That's the.
It was amazing.
I don't care, I was impressed.
That's the first thing he said.
He was like look at this.

Speaker 4 (01:36:01):
And I almost missed it because I was about to dig
into my food and I said well,let me move the chicken tenders.
Moved them to the side.
I said, oh shit, the waffle wasshaped like the state of Texas.
I took a picture.

Speaker 3 (01:36:16):
Yeah, yeah.
What do you think of theappetizer?
We, the state of Texas, oh,what do you think?
I took a picture.

Speaker 4 (01:36:18):
Yeah, yeah, what do you think of the appetizer?

Speaker 3 (01:36:19):
We both shared the appetizer.
Oh, that was good.

Speaker 4 (01:36:20):
That was good.

Speaker 3 (01:36:20):
That was actually good.
Yeah, honey, maple chicken forthe appetizer was a very great
choice if you ever go to.
Sterling yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:36:27):
I'm good.

Speaker 2 (01:36:30):
Did y'all like the waffle Did?

Speaker 5 (01:36:32):
what.

Speaker 3 (01:36:32):
Did y good.

Speaker 1 (01:36:33):
I really enjoyed it.
It was moist, it's uh right, Ihad better waffles, but it was
good.

Speaker 4 (01:36:38):
It was moist, though, like what better have?
Well, so I like it.
So for me I go by the flavor.
Uh-huh, like I'm not, like no,I do.
So I don't like a waffle.
That's too overdone.

Speaker 1 (01:36:50):
So, yeah, like you said it was a yo man, you're
confusing me.

Speaker 4 (01:36:55):
No, no, I said it.
You're right, I said it.
I don't like overdone.

Speaker 1 (01:37:00):
He said the taste.
I don't understand overdone andtaste.

Speaker 4 (01:37:05):
The taste.
I like it a little more buttery, so the waffle was.

Speaker 1 (01:37:10):
It's easy to fuck up a waffle bro.

Speaker 4 (01:37:12):
It is easy.

Speaker 1 (01:37:13):
It's easy to fuck up a waffle.
You can give them a dry waffle,a thin waffle, a fucking waffle
with no taste.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:37:20):
I messed up my shit with the waffle line before at
the hotel.
Like you, leave it in there toolong by mistake.

Speaker 1 (01:37:24):
You walk away and get some other shit.
What hotel do you go?
And they got fucking wafflelines in the room.

Speaker 3 (01:37:29):
The shootout hotel near the airport had a waffle
maker thing that I ate at theshit that you just came from.
Yeah, they had the mix in likea gallon jug.
Not in the room, no, it wasdownstairs.
They had compliment.

Speaker 1 (01:37:47):
That's where they served all the truckers.
That shit definitely was atruck stop.

Speaker 4 (01:37:52):
She said she had snacks.

Speaker 3 (01:37:55):
I was interested in snacks, but they had pancake
batter in like a gallon.
He said nigga, you gonna stoptalking about it?
Yeah, I was interested insnacks, but they had pancake
batter in like a gallon, he saidnigga you gonna stop talking
about it.

Speaker 1 (01:38:01):
Yeah, I'm good he didn't talk about the pancake
batter.

Speaker 3 (01:38:04):
Yeah, I'm good man, Gallon jar.
Yeah, like the jar.

Speaker 5 (01:38:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:38:10):
Like a gallon of milk , but it just had pancake batter
instead.
Okay, oh, buddy, cake batterinstead.
Okay, oh, buddy.
Yeah, it was roughing it offfor like five hours until y'all
picked me up.
I was roughing it off.

Speaker 2 (01:38:23):
Bay night, sexy nights and good food.

Speaker 1 (01:38:27):
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, I mean you wanted to talkabout it guys.

Speaker 4 (01:38:31):
So what I thought we was going through?

Speaker 1 (01:38:33):
a long joint or like a separate we.
I thought we was going to do along joint or like a separate.
We could do a separate.
Oh, you want to do anindividual joint?
Yeah, so what are we?

Speaker 4 (01:38:41):
going to talk about here.

Speaker 1 (01:38:42):
We can talk about it a little bit.
Don't tease the people, so youwant to talk about it like that.
I mean, we can't talk about ita lot because we got a fight to
catch, all right, all right, goon.

Speaker 4 (01:38:54):
All right, look, look at you, I'm prepared.
No, because I thought it wasgoing to be long.
I thought you wanted the longversion.

Speaker 3 (01:39:00):
The long version.
God, I thought you wanted thislong advice.

Speaker 4 (01:39:07):
I thought you wanted.

Speaker 3 (01:39:08):
Can I get the abridged?

Speaker 1 (01:39:09):
version yeah we can do the abridged version.

Speaker 4 (01:39:10):
All right guys, all right.
So we went to With me andDonnie.
We decided that since I wascoming to Houston, that I was
going to go out, so we went, soI first of all.
It's hard to make arrangements.
I ain't going to say hard, butit can be a little challenging
to make a planning a date fromanother city, because we went to

(01:39:36):
this place called Puttshack.
Puttshack was nice, but what Ididn't like was paying $22 to
park.
I wouldn't ever.
Yeah, the parking was $22.
That's it.
Oh, that's right, you're fromNew York?
My bad, that was a lot for me.
That's a discount.
Now, I'm not going to lie.
If I was home I'd have keptright on going, but because I

(01:39:56):
was out of town, you know howsometimes when you're out of
town, you do shit that you'renot ready normally would do.
So I was like, you know what, Ican pay the pot.
So we paid, the pot went in.
It was a nice course.
It's a nine-hole course.
You do the putt-putt golf, butwe ate first, ate first.

(01:40:18):
She had a little drink and Ihad water because it was hot.
I was like, listen, I'm onlyconsuming water.
No, you had water because youdon't drink.
No, but I could have had like aSprite, because normally I
drink a Sprite it was even hotat night.

Speaker 3 (01:40:33):
Still, yeah, it was still hot because it was humid,
that's why the humidity was itwas even hot at night.

Speaker 5 (01:40:37):
still, yeah, it was still hot, right, because it was
humid.
Yeah, it was fucking humid.

Speaker 4 (01:40:39):
Well, remember, we left the sweat box.
Yeah, I got a chance to cooloff some Not cool off actually a
lot of things, because we satdown, we had a good conversation
, we talked.
I don't want to talk about it,we talked about it.
It's a little personal.

Speaker 1 (01:40:56):
It's super personal.
Keep it to yourself.

Speaker 4 (01:40:58):
But make it, you know , yeah, but we had a good
conversation, we had a good time, she had fun on the date.
So I would say it was asuccessful date.

Speaker 3 (01:41:08):
Okay, I love it and we'll get in the more you know.
Longer version after you know,later on tonight or whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:41:16):
Okay, but version after you know, later on tonight
or whatever, that's theabbreviated version.
Okay, because this date wasactually set up, so we can talk
about that later.
Oh, okay, alright, alright, UmOkay, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:41:31):
Now you want to go to dessert?

Speaker 1 (01:41:33):
Yes, oh, my bad Dessert I hope you guys enjoyed
your meal.

Speaker 3 (01:41:39):
Can I?

Speaker 1 (01:41:39):
get you something off of our dessert menu.
I ain't never bought nine ayear.
Nine a year, nine a year.

Speaker 3 (01:41:46):
No, oh well, even though we talked about the ape
movie earlier, this is adoubleheader episode.
I suppose.
No spoilers, because I knowthere's a couple people who are
interested in seeing it, but Irecently saw the latest
installment of the Strangersfranchise.

Speaker 1 (01:42:03):
I'm about to mute his mic right now, yeah change it.

Speaker 3 (01:42:06):
Strangers, chapter One.
I really did enjoy it.
I know Styles.

Speaker 2 (01:42:12):
maybe asked Are you really muting, I really am,
you're muting.

Speaker 5 (01:42:15):
I'm like what, oh snap, maybe ask are you really
muting, I really.

Speaker 3 (01:42:18):
I really I really I'm like what, oh snap.
I know Styles, he asked meearlier about it and I told him
it was okay.
I was just trying to downplayit.
I really did enjoy it.
It was kind of dope.
I'm just a fan of thatfranchise in general.
I like the idea like, forexample, you know how, like in
most horror movies, most of thevillains have some type of

(01:42:38):
backstory.
Your Freddy, your Jason,michael Myers have a backstory.
The reason why I like theStrangers franchise and this
particular one makes you knowit's no different.
I like it because thesimplicity of it.
It's like you don't always needa backstory for your villain.
It's like I'm just a crazyperson who just like to do

(01:42:59):
terrible shit because I'm justsick in the head and that's it.
You don't need no backstory atall I think.

Speaker 1 (01:43:04):
What they do, though, is they leave room with that
backstory to create anothermovie.

Speaker 5 (01:43:08):
Yeah, that formula just works.

Speaker 1 (01:43:10):
Yeah, because remember when they created the
backstory for Freddy.
Yeah, I remember that it waslike yo, because you would
always hear about it, and thenit just made it like this is
what really happened.

Speaker 3 (01:43:18):
Right, right, but to your point I feel like the same
thing.
Like I feel like that formulais simple enough where you can
make a thousand strangers andfor something about it it just
works.

Speaker 1 (01:43:29):
Listen if all you ape and monkey fanatics Don't get
no ideas because you can't makea thousand monkey movies,
alright, don't do it to yourself, we're not interested Me,
especially Because I didn't seeCaesar die.
But I'm going to check out.
I didn't watch the movie, maybeI did, maybe I did.

(01:43:50):
And what's his name?
Jp, yeah, jp, hopefully JP'swrong.

Speaker 4 (01:43:57):
No, he ain't JP's wrong no he ain't wrong, okay,
he definitely not wrong.
He told me I died andeverything.
He ain't wrong.
Oh word, yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:44:05):
Fine.

Speaker 1 (01:44:06):
Don't mind man.

Speaker 5 (01:44:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:44:08):
You guys out here looking crazy, I mean hey man.
I don tell me you're gonnawatch the movie.
Oh, because we both came outthe movie theater with the same
shit.
We was like yo, how the fuckyou gonna start the movie and
not even show us how season died?

Speaker 3 (01:44:24):
I said that loud and proud too.

Speaker 4 (01:44:26):
I was like what the hell happened to season yo I'm
pretty disturbed by this, yo.

Speaker 1 (01:44:31):
But there are people out there really that like these
monkey movies, because lastnight there was a kid in the
movie theater and this when Isay kid, I'm talking like you
know how you have like thelittle.
Last night there was a kid inthe movie theater and when I say
kid, I'm talking like you knowhow you have the little fucking
thing and you carry him in thefront, yeah, like kid, like baby
right, and the baby crying andshit like that.
I'm like y'all really want tosee this movie.
That bad.
Yeah, they probably kid thatbad.
They probably kid.
Yeah, it's crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:44:51):
Yeah, but no man, I thought it was dope and I feel
like there's something aboutStyles, put it perfectly,
there's something about theStrangers formula that just
works.
You can make a thousand of themand it just works.
And also, you know, like youknow, if you look at certain
statistics, which is kind of howsome of the Strangers movies
are centered around, that'sanother reason why it works.

(01:45:14):
Like there's like a statisticout there that you could
literally Google.
It's like in in 2021, there waslike 1.4 million violent crimes
in the in the United States.
Um, strangers part one, likethat came out three years ago,
focuses on one of those crimes.
Like that's why you could keepmaking them.
It's like you're justreenacting one violent crime out

(01:45:36):
of like 1.4 million Art im.

Speaker 1 (01:45:37):
It's like you're just reenacting one violent crime
out of like 1.4 million.
Or imitating life.
So what?
Or imitating life?

Speaker 3 (01:45:41):
Exactly, exactly.
So that's why that case worked.
Yeah, so you can't do that sameformal with a monkey?
He said you can't.
There aren't 1.4 millionviolent monkey crimes that you
can just reenact that shit overand over again.

Speaker 2 (01:45:56):
I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (01:45:57):
So there you go.
Oh of monkey crimes.
And you can just reenact thatshit over and over again.
So there you go, oh shit.

Speaker 5 (01:46:00):
There you go, that's it so that's my dessert.

Speaker 3 (01:46:03):
Also, if you are a fan of the Chi, the Chi is back.
We're two episodes in.
Maybe by the time this comesout we'll be three episodes in.

Speaker 2 (01:46:12):
I'm really enjoying the Chi.

Speaker 3 (01:46:13):
I'm really enjoying the shot, for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:46:15):
Really.

Speaker 1 (01:46:15):
Yeah, you probably have too.
I have not been watching it.
Well, shit, I'm one up on you.
I have not been watching it.

Speaker 4 (01:46:19):
Well, catch up oh okay so you're two episodes in
I'm not two episodes.
Is it two episodes?

Speaker 3 (01:46:24):
Yeah, one came out two days ago, the second one
came out.

Speaker 1 (01:46:28):
Oh, you know what it is.
What is it?
Never mind.
So this is the thing okay,right Liv tell the people where
they can find you please?

Speaker 4 (01:46:38):
oh well, let me see.
My Instagram is conversationsunderscore with underscore lamp.
Facebook is also conversationswith lamp and my sound?
Oh shit, hold on.
My podcast is on SoundCloud and.
I have a podcast titledconversations with lamp alright
just just focus on the YouTuberight now.

Speaker 3 (01:46:59):
Ryan reviews everything except for the two
monkey movies that I missed.
No, it was just one, oh yeah,just one.
So yeah, go on YouTube.
Ryan reviews everything.
You can literally just typethat in the search bar and it
comes up.
That's it.

Speaker 2 (01:47:16):
Alright, you can catch me Shadra at Heighten
Heels on IG, and also Flights,fashion and Food on IG.

Speaker 1 (01:47:27):
I'm just here.
You already know what it is.
I'm just here.
Wherever you can find them, youcan find me.
I'm out here, I'm in thesestreets and all that other good
shit.
You know what it is.
Now let me find a button to getup out of here.
It's that time again, and sincewe really don't know how to say
goodbye, I'm not going to saygoodbye, but listen what I will

(01:47:49):
ask.
Pardon, I'm not even asking.
If you liked it, please don'tforget to like, comment,
subscribe and shit, and that'shomework Also.
There is no.
Also, we'll catch you next week.
We'll save a seat at the tablefor you.

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