The Complexity of Love: Games, Gifts and Emojis

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Ready to uncover the secrets of relationship dynamics as seen through the lens of The Brunch Hour Podcast? Together, we will navigate the minefields of dating, attraction, and the art of gift-giving, all while keeping the conversation light-hearted and fun. From the importance of an attentive sexual partner, the role of emojis in modern dating, to the tricky business of bag shopping for your significant other, we're ready to share it all!

Imagine: You're texting your potential partner, your heart flutters as you pick out just the right emoji. We explore that very scenario, and debate the appropriateness of emoji use in getting-to-know-you chats. We also understand that passion isn't just a flickering flame; it's a bonfire that needs to be stoked regularly. That's why we share out a new trivial couples game that involves answering questions or taking shots - a perfect recipe for surprise and connection, if you ask us! As laughter echoes, we dive into the changing landscape of physical attraction, share thoughts on the concept of a quarantine bod, and explore the questions that really matter in understanding each other better.

The last leg of our journey takes us on a shopping spree, as styles shares his experiences in buying a bag for a S Dot. Who knew it could be such a significant relationship milestone or let down?  So, pull up a seat, grab your favorite beverage (perhaps Mrs. Headline's incredible strawberry-lemonade-hennessy-vsop-and-stellar-also-black drink?) and join us for an engaging discussion that will have you laughing, reflecting, and perhaps even rethinking a few things about your own relationships.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
You are now rocking with the brunch hour podcast,
the best hour of day.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
It's the only podcast I listen to.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
With your host.
What's goody people?
you already know this is yourincredible old styles.
Yeah, that should sound cornyas fuck.
We're not even doing that.
Anyway, i'm learning how to sayhello and Greet, you guys, you

(00:32):
know.
So if you're driving, if you'reon your way to bed, if you're
on your way to work, if you wanta way to see your your side
piece, whatever, salutationsanyway.
So we're gonna start off withsomething positive this week,
not that we didn't start overanything positive last week, but
this is where I want to go withit this week, though.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
I'm gonna lie and portray this ultimate poison
like I've been had it figuredout.
No, i just didn't quit.
That's the only distinguishingquality from me and probably
whoever else going through thisor went through this, is that I
ain't quit.
I went through every emotion.
I went through every emotionwith trying to pursue what I'm
doing.
You know me and I think thatwhat, what gonna separate
whoever's gonna Try to go forsomething is that you ain't

(01:14):
gonna quit.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
And I listened to this and that shit shook my soul
.
The reason why I shook my souls?
because it took me a year andthree months to actually come
out with another episode of Thebunch out one other season, you
know, or even just to hit therecord button.
But I'm glad to be back.
I'm glad to have my wife as myco-host.
You know so this, you know thisbalance, you know so.

(01:35):
It was our first time on themic last week.
All right, i'm sorry, pause,it's not even a part.
I can't even pause that, but itwas a yeah, anyway, replay it
in your head.
Um, thank you everybody thatsupported the effort.
Thank you everybody for yourfeedback.
Be a good, a bad, you know, wedefinitely appreciate it.

(01:58):
We're gonna grow from it.
But you know, of course, in myhead, I bust ass.
You know when I came through andshe came through.
We ever called you know.
I bust ass that whole thing,but I'm gonna stop fucking with
y'all.
Let's get to the show.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Hey yo, what's in do?
we need two shots.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Combo all right, so let's get straight to it.
Listen, first Let's talk aboutwhat we drinking, okay, people.
So, first of all, drinkresponsibly.
I Want to say that I love itwhen you drink with us, but I
want you to drink responsibly.

(02:45):
We are drinking.
I don't even know the fuck.
I haven't given it a name and Ifound it on the interwebs and
I'm scrolling through my notesright now cuz I can't.
It was called we outside it iscalled we out, look at you.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
I was paying attention.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
He was and unfortunately, in that moment, i
wasn't.
So I want to shout out, mrsHeadline and that's MRS headline
, for those folk out there thatare looking for There's a real
dope ass drink.
It's a strawberry, lemonade,hennessy, vsop and stellar, also
black.
Now don't ask me for thefucking measurements, because I

(03:24):
don't know.
I bolded, so there might be alot of giggling.
That's because I fucked it up,but I will tell you this it's
more Hennessy and Lemonade thanit is stellar, also black.
So it's not.
It's not equal parts at all.
Um, but yeah, shout out to MrsHeadline.

(03:46):
She's like my new favoriteonline Instagram bartender, so
let's get to you.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Let's get to me, that's that.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
I'm ready.
How are you?

Speaker 2 (03:57):
I'm good, that's great.
How are you?

Speaker 1 (03:59):
I mean, you know I can't complain.
I can't complain unless I wantto sleep on a couch.
I can't complain.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Well, yeah, well, keep that to yourself then.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
All right, cool.
Um, this is your second episodeofficially.
Officially am I, am I anasshole?
yet?

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Do you want the politically correct answer?

Speaker 3 (04:23):
No, I want to honest answer.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
No, you haven't been an asshole.
We've actually been able towork together, which is Amazing.
Yeah, definitely a shock,because I was definitely
concerned.
I was like, let me see wherethis is gonna go, but now it's,
it's been all good, so nocomplaints from my side.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
I'm not gonna lie.
We, we bumped heads when we tryto work together.
Because, I'm like don't tell meanything that you're about to
do, because I'm already writingit down, trying to streamline
the whole effort and trying tofigure out how we gonna get it
done Exactly.
I'm moving like who's sayingboth Oh Right yeah, you're still

(05:03):
stretching right, i'm not readyfor that party.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Yeah, i'm like nah don't do that.
Anyway, so working out.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
That's cool.
We got a lot of good feedback.
You know, love the people's,love my people's honesty is the
best policy.
You know, good, bad orindifferent.
You know I'm just trying togrow and I can't grow If you're
not giving me feedback, right?
So we have a different type oficebreaker.
It's gonna be kind of like asegue into, i guess, the main

(05:31):
topic.

Speaker 4 (05:33):
All right you ready?

Speaker 1 (05:34):
I'm ready, all right.
So this the grown is sexy.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
Yeah, I like that.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
So good sex is subjective.
Okay, what's good sex to?

Speaker 2 (05:44):
you Good sex um.
It starts with a An attentivepartner.
Yes, no cause of applause,because I just want attentive
how like well, just the partnerthat knows You know your body

(06:05):
like what you like what you youknow, Yeah, who knows your body
and knows what you like?

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Okay, Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Would you agree that justgetting with someone, you're
both learning each other.
I think that dudes are notshown any type of quarter Right.
I feel like women expect us towalk into the bedroom and
already know.
You know well.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
I'm speaking from like being in a 10 year
relationship, a five yearrelationship, like not right off
the bat.
Yeah, i mean, you know,eventually You're gonna grow
into learning your partner youknow, You're learning what they
like, what they don't like.
You know all that so.
But like I said, yeah, i mean,if you're you know further along

(06:55):
in your relationship, i wouldexpect you know you didn't know
your partner.
So that's why I say it startsfrom just having an attentive
partner.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
I feel okay, just when I was trying to pick a
fight.
All right, so moving along, allright.
do you think ill of guysapproaching you on a fashionably
off day, like if you're outside?
you got on two different colorsocks, you got on your
sweatpants, your lips Ain'tpopping cuz you mean you know,
whatever you got your Um, you'rebonnet on.

(07:26):
I know you don't walk outsidewith your body.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
I hate you, but Yeah, you know what and, to be honest
, like that's when I do get mostmen coming up to me or Trying
to holler at me or whatever.
You know, it's when I'm lookingmy words or what I feel It's my
words right.
So, um, i mean, no, i don'tfeel like, i don't feel as close

(07:51):
as you ill towards the goddessthat does that because, like
most of them, tell me, you knowif you look good, if you look
good like in what you feel isyour worst, or you know you're
not, so put together moments.
Then just imagine when you doget.
You know, when you do you knowget put together or put yourself

(08:12):
together.
You know then, yeah, it's kindof like, oh, yeah, you got it
going on.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
Ladies and gentlemen, I am trying to pick an argument
.
I promise you I am why, no,it's not even that, because More
often than not, the response islike yo, y'all out here, y'all
bugging, i'm looking, i'm outhere looking crazy, and dudes is
still walking, but they're mad,it's not like they're, you know
, to innate on horn.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
They're like I'm mad.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
I'm like your mom.
I can't just tell you thatyou're beautiful in your natural
state.
You know, without the filterright The fuck exactly, you know
.
yeah, looking at your eyebrowsIt looks like more is cold right
now, like you trying to tell mesomething, but I'm just saying,

(08:59):
like you gorgeous, like that,and I think Who cares what I
think?
I can't what you thinkobviously moving right along,
though right Pick up lines.
Is it pick up?

Speaker 2 (09:19):
It is pick up line okay hey ma How you nope,
absolutely not.
What's your name, we don't needpick up lines, just be straight
.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
What's your sign?
No, you need pick.
Up lines are absolutely fucking, that's why I'm kidding me.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
They are Okay.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
I'm gonna tell you why.
I'm glad cuz I asked thequestion they're absolutely
necessary because one, it showsyou how witty and cunning your
guy is.
I'm not gonna bullshit you thatbecause there's a line out
there that's gonna catch you.
There's a line out there'sgonna hit you right up side your
fucking head and give you aconcussion.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
I promise you I.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
I promise you and then you're gonna, you're gonna
be impressed now, unfortunately,a lot of them shits is.
You know, they're cheesypreschool You know, niggas
really don't give it any thoughtbecause they're resting their
laurels on something else.
You understand?
I'm saying it's kind of like ashorty with the what is it?
the Amazon on tights?

(10:19):
Oh, fuck your Amazon leggings.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
I don't know nothing about that.
Hey, it's.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
They make your ass look incredible.
Okay, but um.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
Google those right now.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
It was a.
It was a fat way back when okay, I got it Um, yeah, but I think
that, um, i Don't fuck.
I think Just fucking I need tostop pregame.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
I told you to stop.
You already had, with threeshots and Now.
I had three whole drinks, oh,three whole drinks.
I had three shots.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
Went to the botch spot tonight, ladies, gentlemen,
without my life without me.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
Yeah, but it was when I want to call it, when a whole
date without me.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
It was with work I was dating my co-workers with
his work wife.
I don't have a work life.

Speaker 4 (11:14):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
So what you're saying basically is that um pick up
lines of death for you.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
I'm just glad I don't have to be worried about pick
up lines anymore.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
That was PC, but I'm a yeah, i cool, whatever.
Anyway, i'm a fan of accents.

Speaker 4 (11:31):
Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
What accent get you going?

Speaker 2 (11:39):
Hold on.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
It's like relaxing to my seat, go ahead.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
What accent?

Speaker 1 (11:47):
What accent get you going?

Speaker 2 (11:51):
Let's see um.
I'm sitting across the tablefrom you.
I was saying New York.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
That's fucked up.
Like you just slap boxing myego right now.
What are we doing?
Sorry, no, i'm not gonna NewYork accent.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
seriously, i mean, that's kind of like what got me
attracted to you.
I couldn't wait to hear youraccent.
We, you know, when we met well,pretty much when we was talking
online, you know, and that waslike one thing I was like
excited to hear was your accent.
So, I would definitely say NewYork.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
New York accent.
Yeah, all right, but beforethat, though, before that,
before you and I actually evenspoke on the phone what?

Speaker 2 (12:34):
was your thing?
I don't think.
I have one Next question.
Wait a minute.
What about you?
What about I like?

Speaker 1 (12:49):
I like.
I like Southern accents fromwomen.
Like I can't.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
All right hold on.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
I need to fix this.
Dudes with Southern accents.
It throws me, it fucking throwsme.
But a woman with a sex, a sexy,a sexy Southern accent.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
Yeah, freudian slip If it exactly.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
I'm here for it.
I'm here for it.
That's, that's my thing.
I'm not going to say that'swhat drew me to you, because
that wasn't it at all, becausewhen you like it yeah, you had
like a Northeastern accent andyou know trying real hard.
Yeah, you were trying real hardto be country.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
Not a Northeastern accent.
What is a Northeastern accent?
New York?
I did not have a new.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
I have Pull your Atlas out.
You know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
Next question.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
All right, so we haven't been on a dating scene
for a little while, right, right, but in an alternate universe.
How would you navigate thelandscape of emojis?
Exactly Because you'recommunicating via emojis.
They're like that's the thing.
Would you be good at it?
I want you to because I don'twant you to show up.

(14:10):
You know, because now they gotaunties and grandmas.
I want you to show up assomebody's auntie.
You know they're sending youemojis and just typing out
everything with the problem,grandma.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
Um, i mean, I think I yeah, of course I would be.
Yeah, all right, i'm emojisavvy.
Okay, well, let me, let me putthe people in.
And what happened?

Speaker 1 (14:32):
We actually recorded an episode last night, right, we
scrapped that episode, butthere was a really good question
in there, right?
And what's your favorite emojito text when you text?

Speaker 2 (14:43):
What was that emoji?
The blushing emoji, theblushing emoji.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
And then I was like hold the fuck up, because I
don't get the blushing emojiwhen you text me.
She was like but it's just you.
I'm like fuck that, it's justme.
Who the fuck are you?

Speaker 2 (14:55):
texting the blushing emoji to No, i'm not, It's just
on Instagram, i know where tofind it.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
Oh fuck, Oh fuck, Don't start.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
Okay, wait, now I'm just saying, but yeah, normally
that's the emoji that I use themost, so All right, cool.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
So now I'm now my really test your metal.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
Oh God, yeah, I'm a test.
Your metal, what?

Speaker 1 (15:19):
So explain these emojis.
What a splash.
That's not.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
Mm-hmm, ain't that the what?

Speaker 1 (15:30):
No, the what.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
The what.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
I don't know, is it the?

Speaker 2 (15:34):
what?
That's what I I'll do.
The first thing I don't know.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
Divorce is open up the text messages and there's a
splash.
So what if you put a?

Speaker 2 (15:44):
fucking splash in water in your anyway.
Yeah, let me see that phone Goahead.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
Half an avocado.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
I don't know that one .

Speaker 1 (15:54):
Yeah, that one threw me to.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
I don't know What is it.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
I.
You have a handy dandy phone.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
What you, the one, wrote out, the question.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
I did, i did, but I'm only doing half the work.
All right, i'm the the tongueemoji.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
The tongue emoji I was thinking about that.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
That you know a couple of different ways.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
Yeah, licking, i don't know.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
Yeah, i guess, i guess.
I'm going to need you to read,and, no, at the time that I
wrote this out.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
Did you know at the time?

Speaker 1 (16:26):
Yeah, at the time You've just been drinking.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
So now it's kind of like you don't?

Speaker 1 (16:29):
Yeah, i had a whole physical memory.
You forgot.
After this Got it All right And, of course, the world famous
eggplant.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
Oh yeah, we don't know what that is.
That's that deep.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
All right.
So, last but not least, all ofthe aforementioned emojis.
Is it appropriate to send anyof those during the get to know
you process?

Speaker 2 (17:03):
I mean, if you send in, like the blushing emoji
thing, yeah, it's not the onesthat you sent.
No, i mean that you that wejust talked about No, like the
why, why are you sending mesplashes?

Speaker 1 (17:15):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
Are we going to a pool party or something That's
different?
But no, no.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
But it could be fall And see.
That's the thing, That's theproblem that I have with social
media.
Well, that and this generationof dating Right, and maybe just
because I'm not built for it andI need physical interaction.
I need to hear your voice,inflection.
So, whether it's over the phone, don't send me a text Like if
we're getting to know each other, fuck that tech shit, you know

(17:45):
because one, when you do come onand I do speak to you after
we've spoken, all that hot shit,if your voice turns me off,
then I'm a ghost.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
Like what I mean she sound like what A Daffy Duck or
something I'm.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
You know it's a channel.
Don't play with me.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
It's not a turn.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
It is a turn, it's not at all.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
No, it's really not though.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
OK, so A bullshit.
It's a fucking turn on, I meanbut again, i mean, like said
with the, with dating.
Yeah, i mean, as far as I usean emojis and things like that,
without me of course, i wouldprefer use your words.
Use words, that's always good.

(18:31):
Spell it out.
I mean, even if you text intexting, you know spell it out.
Let me see if you got goodgrammar, if you know how to
spell, if you can put a sentencetogether.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
Shout outs to my man because he knows who I'm talking
to.
This nigga will literally pullsomething and there is no
punctuation in it.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
I remember he just run on sentences.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
The shit made my head hurt.
I don't like I was out ofbreath and I was reading it you
know, in my head and I couldn'tbreathe.
Nigga had a whole fuckingasthma attack.
You know, but shout outs to him.
I ain't gonna put more blastlike that.
Um, there was something elsethat I was going to say.

(19:14):
She forgot as per usual, yeah,oh no.
But in this, in today'slandscape, as far as like dating
and stuff like that, i wouldtake a serious L like a serious
L.
You know I'm in a ball.
Yeah, like, if you give me yourInstagram, that's, you're

(19:34):
immediately dubbing me.
That's how I would feel.
Fuck your Instagram.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
You understand Like I need a number, you know I don't
know, you seem like type that,but like, yeah, give me your
Instagram.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
I need your fucking Instagram.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
I'm walking away Because you are already on
social media, when probably whyyou're sitting there, like
everybody's on their socialmedia.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
So what's your handle ?
But see, the thing is though,that's that's for public
consumption.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
Got you Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
I rolled up and I'm trying to get the right now.
You public right now.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
You're for public consumption until we get to know
each other a little bit betterthan you can get you know more
information.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
You know the shit that used the word for me,
though.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
What?
Why are you pointing it?
No, no, no, hold on, hold on.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
Because I?
why am I pointing it?
It's a drunk finger.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
The way you haven't moved And I was like oh, my God,
they can take some shots.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
Finger, yeah.
What used to work for me,though, was this I'd be in I
don't want to say a ball, fuck aball, like when those lounges
and some shit, you know and makeour contact, whatever.
Whatever, it just rolled upLike, hey, how you doing?
You look good, i'm a lot ofsand.
The third listen, i gotsomething to do.

(20:49):
Let me get your number and I'llcall you.
That She used to work like afucking charm.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
So you went where you using, like those cheesy pickup
lines, no, no pickup line.
Oh, it was just Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Just a bad excuse, but there was no pickup line.
I can't aim on how you now.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
I think that's how you get me I did not stop it.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
Don't fucking do that .

Speaker 4 (21:13):
Main course is time to eat what's on your mind.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
I had to cut you off with that bullshit.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
Go ahead with you, that ain't even cool.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
Yes, i'm going to hand the mic off to you while
handing the baton off to you.
That's that, all right, don'tbring a sand.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
Yeah, So tonight for the main course we're going to
have a adult game night.
Yeah, So tonight we're going tobe playing the.
What is it?
It's from skin deep.
It's a card game for couples.
It's a couples edition, longterm couples edition card game.

(21:50):
So we're going to be doing ittonight, getting into some deep
conversations deep couplesconversations.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
So this is actually.
Yeah, i'm a little nervous.
I am too Fucking nervous, so Iwas also going to work talk
about the shots, because we'regoing to take the shots to, so
yeah, so basically all thequestions will.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
So we have, we each have a stack of cards, right, so
we'll pull.
We each will pull one card.
ask a question.
All the questions have to beasked, but they don't have to be
answered.
So whoever don't answer thequestion has to take a shot.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
And there we go, As an old tabal From Let Me Touch
You podcast.
We're taking shots of Hennessy.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
So this ain't going to last long Yeah it's not.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
So if you're getting his full sleep on the mic,
that's what it is.
Pause Some full sleep on themic.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
The fuck is wrong with you, you'll be the first
one to fall asleep.

Speaker 4 (22:47):
You already had three drinks.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
I did You sipping now on the we outside, so So here
we go, here we go.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
What's going first?

Speaker 2 (22:59):
I go first.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
All right cool.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
First card Let's see How has our kissing changed over
time.
That's a good one.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
Alright, so this is TMI for y'all.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
Well, you can take a shot.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
No, no, no, no.
I'm staring into the mic andI'm just imagining people stare
back at me and I'm trying not tobe rude by telling them to mind
their fucking business, but I'mnot going to do that because
I'm playing the game.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
Yeah we're playing the game Right now.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
So over time, if I'm being honest, it's way more
passionate now, Yeah, than it is.
I've always been a kisser.
You know I want to kiss and youhaven't been Right Okay.
See, that's me knowing my wife,but that's true.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
Yeah, because I yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
So recently, we, recently, i just I don't know
what, whatever happened on yourside of things, but they're
insane now, like your kiss isincredible, now Like incredible.
I would think that this is yourthing now, yeah but, yeah, like

(24:15):
you said, though, it's neverreally been my thing.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
I don't know.
Yeah, i know, like before, youknow, i used to give you like
the pics here and there, thefucker pic, it wasn't a pic.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
Don't give that to yourself.
It was a pic.
It wasn't a pic.
It was more than a pic.
It was a little bit more than

Speaker 4 (24:31):
a pic.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
But, like you said, yeah for the past.
Yeah, it's been a little bitmore, more passionate now?

Speaker 1 (24:37):
Yeah, it wasn't how I give it up.
Yeah, no, it wasn't definitelynot how you give it up at all.
Right, it's showtime.
That was a little bit over.
Watch your mouth.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
I'm just saying next question go ahead, i'm ready,
all right.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
Yo, and I hope that you know.
Damn, maybe you should havepracticed this with us.
Listen, pause this real quick.
Go get your significant otherAnd we can do this together.
Okay, so I will ask thequestions and the question.
Basically, we're asking yoursignificant other So the guys be
on my side, the women to be onyour side.
We can do this together, anywayit does.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
So I'm gonna ask this question, ready Go ahead.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
What's one piece of clothing of mine you wish you
could burn, and why this isstupid, oh wow.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
Let's see One piece of clothing of yours.
Oh, um, i don't have.
I can answer that for you.
Don't do it.
Wait, give me Hold on One pieceof clothing, one piece of
clothing, i don't know, um one.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
Take shot, okay, no because that's a simple question
, Yeah but you wasting a time.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
I'm sorry.
Okay, all right.
Well, i'm gonna say your um, idon't know, i don't have a thing
.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
I'm gonna take a shot .

Speaker 2 (25:54):
So that's your all the way back.
Go ahead, don't step in.
You know I don't take shots,though, okay, i'm gonna take it
All.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Right, put that down.
Don't drink it all.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
Okay, yeah, that was terrible.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
It's the gray sweatpants, the ones that you
stole from me, see, that's allright, you're right, my whole
pants.
My, my airport uniform.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
Okay, how has our relationship changed?
my habit?
What I don't know?
Take a shot.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
Yes, no, shuffle, shuffle it.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
No, you're gonna take a shot.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
I have to answer that .

Speaker 2 (26:37):
Yeah, either you're gonna answer it or you're gonna
take a shot.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
The question doesn't even make sense.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
You're either gonna answer the question or you're
gonna take a shot.
I'm taking a shot.
All right, exactly Okay, holyshit, holy shit.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
All right, what's the one thing I could do that would
improve our relationship?

Speaker 2 (26:58):
Move the Dallas.
Oh, oh, drop the bomb.
Where's the bomb?

Speaker 1 (27:03):
Okay, Just kick my, kick my nuts all the way to my
throat.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
Okay, next question How has our relationship changed
over time?

Speaker 1 (27:16):
You just read that.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
No, I didn't.
That is not the same.
That's not the same question.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
Is that like?
so I don't know.
Are these decks?

Speaker 2 (27:30):
gender-based No.

Speaker 4 (27:32):
No, okay.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
That's an incredibly dumb deck that you're pulling
from.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
Okay.
Well, either you're gonnaanswer the question or you're
gonna take the shot.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
I'm gonna take another fucking shot.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
But that's not even a shot.
So I got it.
I got it.

Speaker 3 (27:43):
Yeah, fold up the right way, So it's we taking the
L over here.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
Wing again Nothing answered.
Yeah, it ain't looking good atall.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
Your boy over here, just I'm floundering right now.
Come on, all right.
Okay, you ready.

Speaker 2 (27:59):
I'm ready.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
All right, ladies, and sdot was one thing that I
could do that would surprise youUm.
Is it ready?
I know?

Speaker 2 (28:12):
I was.
Why are you pulling up the shot?
Wait a minute, i haven'tanswered the question.
Okay, no shit.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
That's what the shot is for, okay.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
But ask the question again What's one thing I could
do?
that would surprise you Movethe Dallas.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
Yeah, pull the card.
It's for the fellas.
It's for the fellas.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
How has your love for me changed in ways that
surprised you?

Speaker 1 (28:40):
Hmm, okay, that was a good one.
All right, so Shit Um A coupleof things.
I'm I'm supremely closed off.
I guard my feelings, like ourGod.
You know my son, which is nowour son.
But now I think that I'm sofree with you, like I'm I'm a

(29:05):
lot more open.
You know um a lot more honestwith myself with regards to how
I feel about you.
You know um a lot moreexpressive with it as well.
Uh, yeah, yo guys, it's uglyfor us.
How are you?
I'm good, i'm good.

(29:25):
I'm good, i'm good.
I'm good, i'm good, i'm good,i'm good.
Yo guys, it's ugly for us outhere right now.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
Um, yes, You know what, but you've answered more
questions than I have, so we'regood, Go ahead.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
Was that right?
All right, cool.
Let me see What's the one thingI forgot about myself.
Why do you, why do you think Idid?

Speaker 2 (29:52):
I don't know Um.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
Well, one thing I would say, I guess, is And she
snapped to that shit real quick,go ahead.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
No, i think, and I've told you, i think even before,
it's always like having fun andbeing in the moment, like you
know, and that was back in, youknow, when we used to, when we
were dating, or you know, justyou know.
so I think that was the thingthat used to, um, that I, that I
did notice about you.
I'm like it's been a momentHave fun.

Speaker 4 (30:23):
You know, and don't be so.
Wait, I was.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
I didn't think you were If it just felt like you
were always, always serious andjust you know which was cool,
you know but, ladies, she'sfucking this up for you.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
Yeah, let me read this question for you one more
time.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
I answered the question.
Well, you answered yourquestion, not necessarily what
was on the car Let me see whatthe cards is Was one thing I
forgot about.
You don't know how to have fun,that's me.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
Yeah, so if I've forgotten it, that means that I
was that person at one point.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
Well, probably before , before I met you the way that
you explained it was.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
I was a piece of shit .

Speaker 2 (31:04):
I did not say that.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
Now I'm a shiny piece of shit.
No, read the question.
This is not going the way Iplanned.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
Okay, how has your physical attraction to me
changed over time?

Speaker 1 (31:21):
You were grown as woman right now.
Right, that's what it is.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
So, yeah, yeah, if only you knew It got it, got,
yeah, It's way better now.
Yeah, when you hit that 40, 40year old mark, it's like
everything just settled.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
Yo, it's funny.
Yeah, exactly Because I crossedover that fucking 40 year old
border.
And then that couple with thefucking COVID.
you know that shit right there.
Quarantine bod and dad bod.
Nega, I'm going to be eatingcarrots the rest of my
motherfucking life.
I said this shit, what the fuckis going on?

(32:01):
Say baby, like you, was anathlete where back when you were
a newborn.

Speaker 4 (32:11):
Nega, you dreamt about that shit last night.
The fucking you talking?

Speaker 2 (32:18):
The toddler.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
Oh, I get it.
You live in vicariously withyour kids huh.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
Oh man Wait a minute.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
What.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
It's a mirror You.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
It's me, it is, oh, no, no no, no, that was me.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
I forgot about the one thing you've forgotten about
yourself.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
No, I asked you.
How has your physicalattraction to me changed?

Speaker 1 (32:42):
Good job, my turn All right, what's?
What's one thing you'veforgotten about me.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
One thing I've forgotten about you.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
So either these questions are incredibly deep or
incredibly fucking stupid.
But go ahead, because if you,forgot it.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
Now you have to dig that shit up.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
You rediscovered it.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
Shout out to these cards No, never mind One thing
I've gotten about you.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
She forgot I was a podcast because I ain't put out
a fucking episode in a year anda half.
I think they all forgot that.
Go ahead.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, i'm sorry, my fault.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
Yes, I give it what I'm sorry See.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
One thing you've forgotten about me Stop touching
my cards.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
Stop, stop.
Yeah, let me answer thequestion.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
So one thing, i've forgotten about you.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
Oh, hold on, No rule.
You have five seconds to comeup with it or you got to take a
shot.
We're not going to sit here allnight while you sit there and
try to conjure an answer.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
Okay, that's, that's a deal.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
So what you want to do, either answer right now or
take a shot, because you waypast five seconds.

Speaker 4 (34:06):
Okay, let me take a shot.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
There we go, take a shot.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
I'm glad tomorrow is Saturday.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
I'm glad tomorrow is exactly.
Oh yeah, I know that shit rightthere, That shit can put hair
on your teeth.
Go ahead, ask me the question,all right.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
How have I changed most since we first met?

Speaker 1 (34:27):
I think you don't wait for shit to happen now.
You get what I'm saying.
I think that and that justmight be a little bit of me
rubbing off on you You know, um,but me, I tend to find these
little Easter eggs where it'slike we're having conversations

(34:48):
and you'll jump out of the blueand just be like yo well, blah,
blah, blah, And I'm like Goddamn, I didn't even know you was
like that, Like so yeah, Ithink that you're not, that you
wasn't a go getter, because thatwas sexy as fuck to me in the
beginning, but I feel like nowyou're really coming into your

(35:08):
boss, dumb.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
Okay, i'll see you that, okay Yeah.

Speaker 4 (35:16):
Let me ask this question real quick.
Yeah, it is.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
Oh, what's our greatest creation thus far?
Our greatest creation thus far.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
This podcast.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
It's not our creation , This is my creation.
What's our greatest creation?
Hey?

Speaker 2 (35:35):
fine Our life together.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
Now was okay.
That was a mic drop moment,that was good.
I like that, all right.

Speaker 4 (35:44):
I was ready.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
Yeah, yeah, there have been a lot of individual
feats and things Right, thatwe've hidden a lot of milestones
that we've reached as well.
Yeah, one of which this woman,ladies and gentlemen.
She took this company, or thisfledgling company, and she

(36:06):
basically turned it into an LLC,some shit she's been telling me
to do forever, right, and youprobably hear about that on
previous seasons, so I won'tbore you with that over right
along.
Next question, please Nextquestion.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
How have I changed you?

Speaker 1 (36:26):
Um, damn, this is, this is not fellas.
We be taking all types offucking L's over here.
Um, you've, you've made me moreresponsible emotionally.
Okay, all right, because allthe other shit.
You know.

(36:46):
You could pretty much learnthat emotional responsibility is
something you really have tofeel to navigate your way
through.
Unfortunately, you got to be,you know, you got to go through
the bumps and bruises And I'm alot more emotional response.
Emotionally responsible nowbecause of the fact that I'm

(37:08):
conscious of the things thatcome out of my mouth with
regards to how we speak to eachother and how it'll affect you,
because I don't like to see youin a fucked up way, and I
definitely don't like to see youin a fucked up way, and I
caused it.
So, yeah, i know, i know, am I?

(37:30):
I'm asking a question?
Yes, all right.
What's running through my mindright now?

Speaker 2 (37:40):
Wait a minute.
Why'd you meet me?
Oh, my bad Um sexy time.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
Sexy time is definite because as I sit here and I'm
talking and she has this fuckingroll roll on with nothing
underneath, i had to do it Myfault, you don't have to.
I did.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
Now you have everybody looking at me
different.
What's next?
What you?

Speaker 4 (38:05):
got for me.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
Did you just shuffle a?
deck and then pull from themiddle of the deck.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
Because all the cars were pretty much the same,
asking the same question.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
That's a fact, this too I was like, let's switch it
up a little bit.
You don't have to shuffle thatmuch.
You don't have to shuffle thatmuch.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
How do you know when I've truly forgiven you?

Speaker 1 (38:32):
Oh, that's a good one , that is a good one, that is a
good one.
Um, when you want to kiss me,honestly you don't.
You don't like to be touched.
When you're upset, youunderstand, and all of that.
That, that fucking negativeenergy fucks up my funk sway.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
You have a funk sway.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
I don't, but this is the thing, though, yeah now, if
you did, Yeah, because youunderstand that physical touch
is one of my love languages.
Of course I speak it fluently.
And when you want to be touched, that's when I've been forgiven
.
And I'm not even talking aboutsexually, I'm just talking about
whatever.

(39:17):
Yeah, and it's going to takeone stroke.

Speaker 4 (39:20):
And.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
I'm not talking about a sexual stroke, but stroke of
the hand, stroke of the back,stroke of the head.
Pause, and I'm.
I know I have arrived.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
But you are free to move around.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
The seatbelt sign is off.
Anyway, let me see.
What do you think is uniqueabout our family dinners?

Speaker 2 (39:45):
The fact that we actually sit and eat together.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
That's unique.
That's not unique.
That is, it might be uncommon,but it's not unique.
No, look at me like that.

Speaker 2 (39:57):
But well, that's my answer.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
All right, That's gonna be my answer.
Can I have a question please?

Speaker 2 (40:03):
How do you know when you are really seeing me?
Seeing, yeah, seeing me.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
Is a real Caucasian question.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
I don't want to take a shot.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
I want another question.
Okay, that's fine, hold on, letme take a shot, because I'm not
going into that bullshit, fuck.
Oh my God, all right.
What do you think makes medifferent?
that you didn't realize before,because I was amazing when I
showed up on your doorstep.
Now, what other amazing shitdid you discover?

Speaker 2 (40:42):
Okay, no, you were Excuse me.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
What the fuck is going on with you.

Speaker 2 (40:50):
It's the.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
Hennessy, You want to throw it to us and you're like
it's the Hennessy.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
You know, i don't drink like that, but because I'm
a lady, let's see.
No, what more is the questionagain?
You can make me forget.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
Oh, just ask me, i will read it.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
Okay, I'll read the question.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
What do you think makes me?
what do you think makes medifferent?
that you didn't realize before?

Speaker 2 (41:15):
See, i don't want to know, i'm just going to take a
shot, take a shot.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
Ladies and gentlemen, there's a lot of shit about me.
That's amazing.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
No, you are an amazing man.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
I know You are a very good man.
Yeah, that's crazy.
I like that Say again.
You are very good, i'm ready totake that shot to why you are,
but I realized it after.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
Yeah, after.
the fact.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
It wasn't until we got married, but I'm just joking
.
No, okay, taking the shot, i'llhave to take a shot.

Speaker 3 (41:44):
No, no The question.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
How do you think others describe our relationship
It?

Speaker 1 (41:52):
depends.

Speaker 4 (41:53):
Who you as.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
Right.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
Have we been thrown out of a group?
Wow, Um.
I don't know how other peopledescribe our relationship.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
Yeah, I don't know either.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
Well, okay, no, i will say it's super well, people
, that of course that I give afuck about that.
I'll speak to um think that isincredibly unorthodox because of
the fact that you're in Dallasand I'm in New York, you know
and I get a lot of it couldn'tbe me.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
Right.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
You understand what I'm saying And a younger me
would be like it couldn't be meeither, because I'm sticking and
moving out here, you know, andI need again physical touches,
my love language, you know.
So, yeah, a lot of people theydon't, they're puzzled as to how

(42:44):
it's happening.
You want to sit?
I'm saying and be willed, ormeant would be.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
Yeah, I'm in that group.
But come on Next question.
They're like how, I'm in thesame group, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
But see, the thing is okay so.
I think maybe the differencebetween you and I is this I know
that I have.
we actually have a common goal.
We know where we want to beultimately and I don't listen to
the outside voices becausethey're not in this relationship
.
So, as quick as I'm, you knowquick to tell somebody else like

(43:18):
, mind your fucking business,that's where I'm at with it.
So I really don't get that.
you know the side I decide.
you know side I get youpunching the face, um, but yeah,
no, i don't get that.
Let me read your next question.

Speaker 3 (43:30):
Yeah, i don't even know.
Well, okay.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
So it says what do you think our current challenge
is trying to teach us?
I get that.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
I would say, of course, the distance, if it's
yeah, that's the challenge.
Yeah, that's definitely thechallenge.
Um, yeah, if it's I don't wantto say if it's meant to be, but
if it's, if we can sustain ornot.
What's the word I'm looking for?
Um?

Speaker 1 (43:58):
sustain is a good way .

Speaker 2 (43:59):
Yeah, yeah The relationship you know, with the
whole distance, then it willdefinitely work when we do come
together you know, basically wecan.
If we can get past thechallenges that we're dealing
with right now as far as thelong distance relationship and
all that, then yeah.
But it was funny because I'vebeen heard uh, it was a, it was

(44:22):
a whole topical uh, longdistance marriages on Instagram,
um, but yeah, it was something.
The same feedback, like howdoes that even work?
But, like I said, if you can,if you can get through those
these challenges as far as likethe distance, then yeah, it
should.
I don't see how I mean you knowanything, what other challenges

(44:43):
can come up once you do gettogether.
That would cause, you know,like for it to not work.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
Right And again, like I, like I've explained to you
like we experienced a shitloadof hurt on the front end of this
.
You know, it's like all of thehurt.
I guess that should have beenexperienced during the middle
and if there isn't an end, butmore towards the middle of any

(45:09):
type of relationship, a lot oftrials and tribulations.
And for those that don't knowme, i've always had long
distance relationships becausefor me they were convenient.
You know, i wasn't a serialcheater, right?
Um, i've cheated, i'm not.
I wasn't a serial cheater.
And the law, like I said, thelong distance relationships work

(45:32):
for me because they wereentirely convenient for me.
And it was a.
It was a really good way for meto guard my heart right.
Fall in love with somethingYou're always looking at the
impossibility of you know, soit's not gonna work out anyway.
Exactly So when this wholething happened it was like wait
a fucking minute, and where didyou come from?
You know that type of thing.

Speaker 4 (45:54):
Who's asking questions, me or you.
Huh, I just asked you thatquestion.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
You're asking me a question How do you want to see?

Speaker 1 (46:04):
stupid questions.

Speaker 4 (46:05):
It's the same.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
How is it?
This is in black on, is it?

Speaker 2 (46:08):
I don't.
It's called skin deep.
I thought it was black.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
Skin deep Sounds like a fucking porno.

Speaker 2 (46:14):
How do you want others to describe?

Speaker 1 (46:16):
No, let me ask you a different question.
That's the same question.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
Just stupid.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
This game is like a money grab, because it's just
out here like yo.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
Everybody coming up with relationship card games.
Just asking whatever.
Okay, how has having or how hashaving children affected our
relationship?

Speaker 1 (46:37):
All right, shuffle that deck.
Yeah, oh, that shit.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
Yeah, let me just pull from the middle Fellas.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
I think we got a chance.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
Okay, how much does having money cost you?

Speaker 1 (46:50):
You put that shit on the fuck And it's in Wait y'all
hold on, They're all like poorlywritten too.
Like what the fuck are youtalking about?

Speaker 2 (46:58):
Okay, at what moment did you realize choosing me was
a great idea?

Speaker 1 (47:03):
That's a good one, when I realized that you were in
my space and you wantinterrupting the flow of my
space, so like other people, inother words, would be in my
space and eventually, i need youout of my space, like you were
here.
It's borrowed time.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
You got to go.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
Yeah, exactly So when I realized that you could be in
my space and I'm more of aloner type of situation where I
like having company, just notall the time, and you know, i
could roll over and you're stillthere, or roll over and I want

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you there because you're notthere.
That's when I realized thatthat was.
That was it for me.
I know What do you think ourrelationship teaches others?

Speaker 2 (47:55):
What does our relationship teach others?
Um, we're still on the longdistance.
Um that long businessrelationships can work.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
They can, they can, but it takes a special type of
person.
Oh yeah, for people.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
Listen, it takes trust, it takes honesty, It
takes open, being open.
It takes, yeah, it takes a lot,takes a whole lot.
It's not, it's not for the week.
Sometimes I was like am I weak?
I don't know, but it'sdefinitely Yeah, yeah, it's not
for the week.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
All right, so it's a be your last question, my next
question.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
Didn't I already ask you a question?

Speaker 1 (48:43):
No, you just answered mom.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
Okay, what do you know now that you wish you knew
then?

Speaker 1 (48:52):
When is that?

Speaker 2 (48:53):
right, then we're, ladies and gentlemen we are not
co-signing this game.
And all this game is bullshit.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
Fuck out of here.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
Okay, okay, what do you miss?
No, no, i'm not.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
Bullshit, what else?
We got another one.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
We just go through these pictures and choose five
words to describe my future thatI don't dare.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
Wait, what else We just run into these?

Speaker 2 (49:27):
What are you most concerned about for my future?

Speaker 1 (49:31):
The bullshit, give me another one.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
Hold on, let me just look at it, you know if
shuffling it makes anydifference.
What are you hesitant to ask me?

Speaker 1 (49:44):
Nothing Okay.

Speaker 2 (49:47):
Okay, so are we done.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
No, give me a fucking question.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
What are we sharing with others?
I'm confused.
How bullshit.
What am I always caring that Ishould let go of?

Speaker 1 (50:00):
The everyday bag, but you did let the everyday bag go
.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
I got the every Well no only because I was switching
out purses like to go to eventsor something like that, hold on.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
Can I vent real quick ?

Speaker 3 (50:12):
So, fellas, listen, if you're going to buy your girl
a bag no, no, no, no, no, ifyou're going to buy your girl a
bag, make sure it's a bag.

Speaker 2 (50:23):
Bag she like.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
Bag's a tricky, bag's tricky And bags are tricky
because it's not necessarily thename, and I had to learn that
the fucking hallway is not thename, it's the style and
everything else right.
And how it feels and shit likethat There was a year I was just
on a bag buying mission, Oh God, And out of maybe five bags

(50:48):
there's only one that survived.
And I'm talking like this bagdoesn't have a rip in it.
Shit looks like it's beenthrough a fucking wall?

Speaker 2 (50:56):
No, it doesn't.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
It's not that bad, The Tory Burch bag yeah, it's
not that bad.
It's bad.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
It's not bad at all.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
Bad.
It should look like you.
You know, war is a bulletproofvest.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
Well, again it was the everyday bag, right, so I
just closed every day back.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
But anyway, I'm talking to dudes out there.
Make sure, because you'refeeling going to get hurt, You
out there.
You spent $1,200 on a bag andthen she like this is nice And
you'll never see it with it.
No, it doesn't make anInstagram appearance.
It doesn't make a fuckingappearance out there.
Going to the corner storedoesn't make that appearance.
It just doesn't make anappearance.

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There's a bag that I bought you.
I forget the name of it.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
The Dunion Bert.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
There we go.
I have never seen that fuckingbag.
Did you re-gift that bag?
Is somebody else out therewalking around with that bag?

Speaker 2 (51:45):
I found the gift receding.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
No I didn't.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
No, I got it.
I still have it.

Speaker 1 (51:50):
I still have it, i still have it, i still have it.

Speaker 2 (51:53):
Yeah, oh shit, whatever.
But, just you know.
I mean again, that's just whereyou know you, finding out my
style and seeing what I like andwhat I normally wear.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
But I got lucky with that bag.

Speaker 2 (52:07):
I love that bag.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
I got lucky with that bag, though.

Speaker 2 (52:10):
And so, yeah, just continue on that path and we'll
be good.

Speaker 4 (52:13):
Bay night, sexy nights and good food.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
All right, so we're going to make this quick.
We're going to talk about movienight.
We went out to see theblackening.
The blackening was like aschool.
We do mystery with black people.
You know it was.
We didn't go in the hood, right, because the one that we did go
to.
We learned our lesson.
We went.
We ordered nachos.
One time They gave us a bag ofDoritos and some cheese and some

(52:42):
cheese.
Yeah, exactly Cheese dip, and incharge does close to $20 for no
, actually I want to say it was15.
It was 15 bucks for that, forthat Travesty, and it was all
done with a straight face.
So this time we got theslushies Slushies act pretty
good.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
They're really good, so she's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
Never take a woman on a date for the first time to
the movies.
It's not the move At all.
Did I just sound old when Isaid the move?
You did, yeah, i was about tostop Pop lock in break dancing.
It's not the move, it's not themove.

Speaker 3 (53:24):
Somebody come get grandpa to fuck about it.

Speaker 2 (53:28):
With his dad, why you want to watch him out.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
So you can't make it with his on the shoulders up You
, that's a good day.

Speaker 4 (53:38):
Yeah, that's a good day.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
No, I'm gonna have to pull the full body, because
they get me out here, they get abig, a whole barrel.

Speaker 2 (53:48):
So that's why we only see him from the neck up, like
I don't know what that niggalooks like.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
Past the bid, i stopped.
I don't even like that shit.
Oh, it hurt my feelings, ohyeah.
So as far as the movie isconcerned, the blackening it was
, i had you spoiler alert, firstof all because I might say some

(54:20):
shit That's not my say someshit that you know.
Put you in your ass where youlike.
Fuck, i don't want to go see itnow.

Speaker 2 (54:28):
I mean it was cool.
I mean I think we could havewaited to came out.
But you know, i'm alwayswanting to support black movies.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
Word you know, just give him some type of love you
know, back in our day we'd havebeen like, nah, it's like
straight to DVD.

Speaker 3 (54:43):
But in this age it's like nah straight to Peacock.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
That's just weight, Yeah but no it was.
it was cool.
I mean, you know, just to getout the house and go catch a
flick, she said there was air onthe other side of the door.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
Fuck the movie.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
Yeah, no it was.

Speaker 2 (55:01):
It was cool.
I didn't like it.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
I'm mad that I paid for it.
Yeah like you know, I wouldhave rather like to straight to
Peacock, because you know,Peacock, I have to shit on
fucking online next week, RightOh?

Speaker 2 (55:13):
that's wait.
wait When I don't do that.
No, i'm saying I take Tyler tothe movies to go see
Transformers.

Speaker 4 (55:21):
Right.

Speaker 2 (55:22):
While we came home, he founded on what's I think it
was on Netflix or Amazon PrimeVideo.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
The movie.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
Yeah, trent, yeah, the Transformers were like $24.
I'm like what the hell?
We could have just watched itat the house.
It was it was more than $30.
Well, the tips was more than 30at the movies.
And then we had you know, weate and had drinks and things
like that.
Well, he didn't have drinks,but I had.

Speaker 1 (55:47):
You got your drink without.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
I had drinks and he you know.
So I'm just saying like we camestraight back home the same
night inside the Transformer.
He wanted to watch it.
I'm like absolutely not.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
You spent at least $70.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
Oh yeah, it was easy Yeah definitely Don't come
exactly.
So yeah, these movies are, yeah, you can just catch them, you
don't have to spend that money.
But again, i want to supportblack.
You know black film, so I'mglad we went.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
All right.
So maybe I'm a little lost anda little fucking dumb.
You talking about theTransformers, I'm talking about
the black thing.
OK, because you said the blackmovies.
I'm like wait a minute.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
I mean, it was some black folk in Transformers too,
but you know.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
I know the soundtrack is black.
I don't know anything about theYeah, we went to now if you
want to go, and it's kind oflike an updated version of scary
movie, but not really like.
I didn't even like how your manwas running around killing him
with crossbows, like what kindof bullshit is that A crossbow?

Speaker 2 (56:55):
a whole crossbow.
And then there was a gun, not aknife, but a crossbow.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
And then there was twins.
I did, ladies and gentlemen, Idid say that Yeah.

Speaker 3 (57:04):
Um yeah spoiler alert .

Speaker 1 (57:08):
I'm.
My intentions are to fuck theentire movie up for you,
actually, because I'm mad thatfucking twins and they look like
like Brolich as shaggy That'swhat they look like, but from a
comedic standpoint it was prettyfucking funny.
Yeah, i will, i will say that,but just wait until it comes out

(57:30):
on Pause.
Peacock is so fucking All right, let me stop.
Yeah, just wait for it to comeout on Peacock.
You got any more to?

Speaker 2 (57:40):
add to that.
I was just going to say on athing run tomatoes.
It was like a 6.1 out of 10.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
6.1.
Yeah, that was generous, it waspretty, no it wasn't that bad.
It was fucking terrible.

Speaker 2 (57:54):
It wasn't Okay, I wouldn't say terrible.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
Terrible.

Speaker 2 (57:58):
It wasn't that good, but it wasn't terrible.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
Listen, let me explain something.
If the popcorn was better thanthe fucking, movie.

Speaker 2 (58:03):
That popcorn was on point.
It was like the best popcornever.

Speaker 1 (58:08):
So we both trying to fucking eat the popcorn at the
same fucking time.

Speaker 4 (58:13):
Mm, hmm.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
Maybe because we hadn't eaten that entire day, i
don't know.
Um, yeah, so the blackening Sorotten tomatoes gives it a 6.1.
I think it's worse than that.
Um, it's one of those moviesyou could watch when you're
cleaning your house.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
If it all in the background.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, cause you'll stop and laugh at a
couple of scenes or whatever,and you'll realize as soon as
that laugh is over they back tothe bullshit.

Speaker 3 (58:39):
Right.

Speaker 1 (58:40):
Yeah, the schoolbie, i'll give you all right.
I'm really about to fuck it upfor you.
So here's the thing.
There was like this basement inthis house.
First of all, black peopledon't go to the woods, to
nobody's lodge period Justdoesn't happen.
So that part already had me.
Um, too, they would go down inthis fucking basement and get

(59:00):
locked into the basement.
Then they, you know, the doorwould unlock.
They'd leave the basement, findthemselves back in the basement
When they get locked in again.
I think the third time they gotlocked in I was like I'm done
with this.
I don't want to, i don't.
What are we doing?

Speaker 2 (59:16):
But you know, black people we don't really do good
with scary movies anyway, so wedidn't know how.
They know how to act.
That was the premise.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
All right, that was the running joke, but I feel
like it wasn't creative enough,though I think they could have
been a lot more creative withthat whole shit.
Any man running around killingpeople with crossbows It's a
fucking All right, all right,yeah, um, i don't even have.
No, i'm done with that.

Speaker 4 (59:42):
Desert.
I hope you guys enjoyed yourmeal.
Can I get you something off ofour desert menu All?

Speaker 1 (59:50):
right.
So if you are enjoying thisillustrious podcast, and the dig
deep for that, Spell it Stop it.
Stop it.
I'm too many shots and too manydrinks in to spell anything.
I can't spell my name.
Um, please drop us a comment,you know?

(01:00:12):
uh, go on to any of the DSPs,leave a uh what up Comment.
No, not a comment.
Oh right, you review it.
Everything is moving in slowmotion for me right now, pardon
people, that's that.
You got anything Any um churchannouncements?
I know you over there cookingup a new vlog, anything?

Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
in the world.
So I'm cooking up a new blog,cooking up a YouTube channel.

Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
So hopefully you get that up and going pretty soon.

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
We don't live on a whole principle.

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
Okay, mm.
Hmm, that'll be up soon.
Coming soon.

Speaker 3 (01:00:47):
Coming soon.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
Yeah, youtube channel .
Can't wait, i'm excited.
I think coming soon is likecoming soon to YouTube near you.

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
It's like.
it's like a lazy person'scrutch, Like as long as I can
say coming soon, motherfuckers.
You don't know when it's coming.
You gonna get this work, i know, but when you know.
every time when somebody saycoming soon, i'll be like I'm
out of here.

(01:01:17):
Like yo son, i got this newworking on.
Like nah, not at all.
Why is my son calling fuckingup the whole thing right now?
He wow, um, anyway, andFaceTime, and me on top of that.
ladies and gentlemen, that'show real and raw it is over here
.
Um, I want to thank you forcoming through sitting down with

(01:01:40):
us with all of that.
Um, fellas jumping on my DMpause, nothing like that.
Let me know how we did on yourside of things as far as, like
that whole shenanigans with thecars and shit.
You know, hopefully you hadbetter luck than I had.

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
Um, or even if you have like a different game that
you want to suggest that we play, let us know.
Hit us up in the DMs.

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
Please.

Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
A different game, for sure, yeah, a different game.

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
I want my money back for this.

Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
As a matter of fact.

Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
I'm about to throw these shits out the window.
Where do you think I'm playing?
Yeah.