The Constant: A History of Getting Things Wrong
A podcast about exactly what it says it is: examining the bad ideas, mistakes and accidents that misshaped our world.
Episodes
December 2, 2025 • 47 mins
Down through the chimney, click click click, it's three bonus stories from the Patreon secret feed!
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November 18, 2025 • 51 mins
Dust in the wind. All we are is dust in the wind. Even more so: our stuff.
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November 4, 2025 • 39 mins
All your base are belong to U.S.
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October 21, 2025 • 53 mins
Let your imagination go wild.
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October 7, 2025 • 52 mins
I can virtually guarantee that you've never heard this story before. As no one has, for at least the last century.
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September 23, 2025 • 66 mins
(And Eventually Be Found)
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September 9, 2025 • 49 mins
More stories! More mea culpas! More NAPOLEON! This one's got it all.
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August 26, 2025 • 42 mins
We're hatching a plan to demolish The Great Wall of China... again!
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August 12, 2025 • 61 mins
Do you remember where we left off?
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July 29, 2025 • 49 mins
Here's one to remember.
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July 15, 2025 • 53 mins
Huzzah! My idiotic naming conventions have finally born fruit!
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July 1, 2025 • 64 mins
The confusing con of Canada.
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June 17, 2025 • 43 mins
A mysterious princess appears!
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June 3, 2025 • 51 mins
Nicky Woolf can be my wing man anytime.
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May 20, 2025 • 61 mins
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May 6, 2025 • 54 mins
Clew up! Man the top sails! Other generic sailing jargon! There's a pirate utopia off the starboard bow!
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April 22, 2025 • 42 mins
The story of an island, and the worst thing that never happened on it.
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April 8, 2025 • 76 mins
Has anyone found the ark? Noah way. (sorry)
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March 25, 2025 • 55 mins
There are a lot of people who claim to have found people who claim to have found Noah's Ark.
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March 11, 2025 • 56 mins
I need two of every one of you to line up for this series.
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