The Delvin Cox Experience Episode 390 No Mumsters

This week, my guest is one of my favorite people, Kevin Gootee. Kevin and I catch up on the status of Gutting the Sacred Cow, and let me know what a Mumster is. What is a Mumster, you may ask? Listen in to find out. 

https://www.facebook.com/nomumsters

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Who Would Win Show Appearance: https://open.spotify.com/episode/4QI16bNJcazGXivt77Kpwq?si=HlGNL3KdT52FK_SznypaqQ

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Episode Transcript

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Thank you. Welcome to the Delvin Cox

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Experience, the podcast which each week I'm on a one man
mission to another coastal diversity.
I'm your host, Delvin Cox, and with me on the guest is a long
time friend, a legend, the GOAT,Kevin Goatee.
How you doing buddy? Bro what an intro let's.

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Not get into these. It's a, it's a, it's a it's been
a minute. And that's why I reached out.
I said, you know what, it's beena minute.
Yeah, and you quit all your podcasts and then we keep trying
to get you back all you like. No.
Maybe, maybe, maybe. Mate, you never know.
It's funny real fast. I I checked the Apple iTunes
reviews just for giggles here and there.
I had one and I sent it a screenshot to race the Candace

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under the front of this podcast and it said something to the
tune of hey, found you guys in The Who would win show.
By the way, we think you're better than The Who would win
show. I'm like I'll I'll.
Call that. I'll call that a win.
Notice that? But love, love The Who would win
guys, They all know that. So that's nothing out of school,
but they're all friends, blah blah blah, blah.
But yeah, I thought I got a nicelittle kick out of that.

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That was great. Yeah, Good times, Good times.
You're kicking in in Miami. I hope everything's doing well.
Actually, I know it's doing wellbecause you talk for 15 minutes
off the air first. So we should.
Probably just started talking about stuff we could have talked
about on the podcast but like Nah fuck just talk offline and
go straight blue collar with this shit.
You know it. Oh, God.

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Well, it's good to see in your palace.
Likewise, you guys will never hear that part of the
conversation. Yeah, as always, like to start
the podcast off of the five and five, five questions if I've
answered to get the bowler. Kevin, Are you ready?
Yes, Sir. Question #1 If you could erase

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one form of media from existence, what are you erasing?
One form of media so that let's just make sure that all the
options are out there. It would be TV, radio.
Correct, correct. Like podcasts correct?
I mean is social? I guess social media would be 1.

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That's correct. Those are the four main ones I
think, right? Yeah, I'll say social media
because it's taking a lot of people, especially in comedy and
making them quote, UN quote stars who are undeserved to be
1. It's now you're getting, you're
getting booked based on your number of followers, not the not
a meritocracy, not your credit of your craft and how skilled

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you are of your craft. I agree, it also social media
shows us how really dumb people really are.
You ain't fucking kidding. It it it.
It, it kind of killed the illusion of like the celebrity.
And I guess that may be a good thing because they were like
celebrities who we used to like people used to idolize.

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They were like so cool. And then you see them on social
media, like this guy's an idiot.Like he's a moron.
Why do we like him? Anyone could be funny in 32nd
edited clips. Try doing that for about 15
minutes straight without being able to edit.
I challenge you. And I think that's the
difference. I think social media kills that
illusion. Like even a good example of that

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is The Rock. Right.
Before he really got into socialmedia and stuff like that, he
was kind of like this mythical figure and stuff like he was
like exude Kooteness and stuff like that.
And now you just see him like especially lately arguing with
fans by WrestleMania where why he wasn't there.

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Like bro, you're the Rock. The whole arguing about Black
Adam Floppy and you're The Rock.You shouldn't be doing this.
Get the fuck off the Internet. I yeah, I'm not even.
I'm not even following him on social or whatever.
It's yeah, no thanks. Not, not, not the cut, not the
cut of my jib. I just don't, I don't do that.

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I just don't really follow. I mean, I follow, you know,
comics I know and like or and, and women like to show off their
assets a lot. That's good follows.
That's very good. Follows.
My algorithm. Here's my here's my Here are my
Facebook real algorithm. Actually, here is my Facebook
real algorithm. Are you ready?
It is in no particular order, Poker.

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Poker showdowns, Sopranos clips,women in who are scantily the
clad jumping up and down, but noother discernible talents.
Dogs and kids. Dogs interacting with kids
always brings a smile to my face.
And what the hell else? Oh, of course, sports.

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Sports highlights. And I would and that would be
the majority of my algorithm. My Facebook algorithm is
terrible. It is.
Gay porn, Gay porn gay porn. Gay porn, I wish my compared to
what it is my my algorithm is who would win?
Oh, geez. And then because that's the only

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thing I really use it for like like who would win and stuff
like that or when they want me to be on the show or what other
shows want to contact me. So that's who would win.
And a just and a ginormous amount of nerd stuff that I'm
not interested in type of transformer stuff, Transformer
stuff school. OK, I mean no argument here.
By the way, Transformers one loved it.

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I did too. Thought it's the best
Transformers true to the the genre film since the obviously
the 86 version. I agree.
Well, let me ask question #2 then.
OK. Give me 3 movies in the last few
years that have legit surprised you for either being really good
that you don't expect to be good, or really bad.

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Transformers one has to be one of them, 'cause I thought I saw
the previews and I go, Jesus Christ, this is too jokey.
I'm not seeing this. No thank you.
I had a buddy reach out. He goes no, no, no.
No. I saw this.
It's awesome. I guarantee you'll love it.
I go no Sir, I am not falling for your chicanery anytime soon.
I wait till that hit Paramount Plus.

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I watched it and I was texting Israel Kevin Israel from of
course I'm getting the Sacred Cat podcast.
Check it out. It's still out there even though
I haven't done a new episode in almost a year.
I was sex in Israel go you need to watch this immediately and
when you do, I need you to call me immediately.
He did a few days later goes Goddamn you're right.
This is. Really good.

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All the all the little nuances and nods, but not the
heavy-handed nostalgia bullshit to go, Oh, we get it.
This is from that part. It was so like underhanded and
and just under the radar. I should have said underhanded
under the radar. And like that was slick.
That was cool. And then they way they made
Megatron turn heel, I'll go yes.And it all, all the source

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material was spot on. The only thing, the only thing I
could bitch about the Quintessons.
I expected better for the Quintessons.
I agree, I love everything else about it.
Right. Fantastic.
I loved it. Absolutely, absolutely loved it.
What else did I see and like? Well, we were chatting, I guess.
You know what? Thunderbolts.
I didn't think that was going tobe worth the crap.

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And I had to have a few friends of mine come out and tell me how
good it was 'cause I just see this go, I don't care.
I don't have 0 emotional ties. These characters, it's not like
it's oh, there's Wolverine, I love Wolverine stuff.
Oh, there's Deadpool, I love Deadpool stuff.
No, like this, like I just don'tcare.
Like I have none of these characters have any attachment.
I'm not seeing this. Well, I did based on several

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friends and I go, no, no, no, it's legit good.
And I did see it and I liked it 7 out of 10.
The third thing I saw that I wassurprised I liked.
I'm trying to think of stuff that was new or new a nor was
better than I thought it was going to be.
I really liked it. I mean, is it best picture good?

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No, but again, the crop for films that are coming out are
just so. That is also true.
So I it's a low bar and, and again I I call that Uncut Gems,
but with Russians instead of Jews this time.
And that's pretty accurate. Yeah.
It's it's same kind of heightened state of angst and,

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and and and high tension building throughout.
I, I, I was. So I go.
That's pretty good. I liked it again.
Am I going to rewatch anytime soon?
No, but I'll buy it in iTunes for 5 bucks when it comes out.
What the hell? I like it.
Those are good choices. You know what's what?
I I liked a lot and I was surprised I liked and I
shouldn't be surprised because Ilike the series.

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The last two bad boy movies. All right, so now we are going
to finally disagree. The third Bad Boys film was
excellent. Saw in the theater, loved it,
told Israel he's another Bad Boys fan.
I'm like, dude, you got to see it's great.
And it it just held all the beats.
I like how they ushered all the new stuff in there.
Bad Boys 4 was absolute fucking garbage.

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I was texting him in the theaterlast year when he came and I go,
this is awful. I don't want, I don't want
Martin Lawrence. 55 lbs overweight, by the way.
He was overweight in that movie.Morbidly obese?
Not morbidly, but Dan there obese for sure.
He needs to be find Ozempic fast.
I don't need him going through existential crisis going through
the sunken world. I can get out like that's what

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he was doing. I had no place for that.
The the ending was complete and utter horseshit.
Like you could the whole alligator like you knew it was
going to come and you knew it was going to do that.
All of that was just telegraphed.
It was not good. You knew who the bad guy was
going to be a big old neon sign like come on enough.

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That was a lazy reveal I thought.
It sucks so bad I would think. I mean it was 2 was pretty bad.
I mean 2 was just long and dragging.
Yeah, 2 was long people, you know, people kind of have
resurgence for toys too, which Idon't get.
Sucks people like 2 a lot. 2 was.
If you would have, if you would have whacked out like honestly,
half hour, 45 minutes, sure. That last battle went on way too

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long. Like it was good for the first
hour and change and then it's got like, you know, it just but
four just didn't have any jokes and his the the the action was
nothing special. Three like there was a nice good
reboot. I.
I I equivocate like this, it's like Jurassic Park.
Jurassic Park the first one solid, although the book's way

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better. This Lost World sucks shit but
then well then the third Jurassic Park also sucks shit
too. But fourth one the the reboot
good. It was a nice fresh take.
Had enough of the original in there added in there but not
nostalgia heavy. I'm with it.
And then the last two sequels after the Lost, whatever it was,
Part 4-5 and six are awful, and this new one looks like Scarlett

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Johansson looks like she's on methadone, just moonwalking
through this shit, no desire forit.
I heard that the, I guess the second one in the trilogy, the
new Jurassic Park trilogy, was bad.
I was so bad I didn't even bother watching.
I watched the first one and liked it a lot.
My son liked it a lot and then we were planning to see the

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second one. He's he saw before me like dad.
It's awful. Don't go see it.
And then he saw I'm thinking. And you see and you see
everything. We literally see everything,
every movie. We it's a thing that we go see
every movie because he even likes watching bad movies
sometimes just to see how bad they are.
And like, I hate, I hate it. But yeah, I can't.

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I didn't go see those dress partmovies.
But in terms of the bad boys, well, I think I thought 4 was
OK. It definitely wasn't as good as
three. I think it might be around that
same range of like 2. I hate, I hate it.
One in three are great. One in three are great.
But I think I think I like 4 a lot because I think Will Smith
does, and he was in 3-2. He's doing all the heavy lifting

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in three and four, clearly. Yeah, no, no, I get that.
But just the story sucked and. The whole thing about the sun,
yeah, it's like. That, I mean, they could have
done it better. And then the whole Joey
Panoliano coming back from the dead.
No, no, no. Not.
From the dead. But you know, bring that whole

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story blind. No, that was awful.
What? What are the ones that kind of
shocked you that you liked? I want to hear this.
Or the one that I like that has shocked me.
Or disliked either or. That's a good.
That's a good question. I'm trying to think of some
words that I didn't. Oh fucker, you wrote this
question, you should have had ananswer.
I know it is. I'm not used to answering my own
goddamn questions, Kevin. Listen, it's a good interview

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for guys. You guys flipping around these
people, you know? That's true.
Trying to think what I saw recently that I was shocked that
I liked. It's quite a few movies, you
know, I'll give you 1. And it's not that I liked it,
it's that it's worse than I thought it would be.
Sure. The The Expendables 4.

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I didn't, I stopped after I think I did 3 and I just said I
don't give a shit. I I like the expendable movies,
even the normally even the bad ones are good because they're
just fun dumb action movies. Right. 4 is legit unwatchable.
Oh wow, it is like really reallybad to the point where I almost

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walked out. I can't believe this is this
bad. Apparently it was like a
contract dispute and something happened where Stallone couldn't
be in the movie, and then they figured out the dispute and it
added him back in the movie theater.
Oh my God, it's terrible. You know, I'll, I'll give you

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one. I forgot I saw this in the
theater as what was I leading tothe math?
I was a teenager and I go holy shit this is bad.
And I rewatched it on Amazon Prime and go this is much much
much worse than I remember it being this bad Street Fighter
movie with Van Damme. Oh, I love the Street Fighter
movie. I love it.
You're the old. I love it because it's so bad.

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It's hilarious. It's so terrible.
It is terrible on such a level. You have to laugh at the
ridiculousness of it. Like a.
Oh, it's beyond ridiculous. But I mean, it's just by the
way, here's another one. Kind of like the whole Johnny
Storm with Chris Evans, the Captain America.
Did you remember that Ken from Street Fighter is also Johnny

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fucking Cage in the Mortal Kombat film?
Yeah, that is kind of wild, isn't it?
Yeah, that's. Insane.
But no one gave a shit about that guy after either film.
Neither one. Yeah, but that's three fighters
on Amazon Prime and go what the hell?
And I go hoof. Hoof, I just thought of another
one. I didn't like that.

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I thought I would like Mickey 17.
I saw the theater. I was, I was very unimpressed.
I was very. My son liked it a lot.
I couldn't stand it. I did not like that movie, you
know? I thought I was going to like
it. I gave him the money only
because I love Train to Busan, Iloved Parasite and I what was
the other one he did? I No, those are the two I really

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like. I.
Remember those are the 2 main ones.
Yeah, they were great. All right, I'll give you, I'll
give you a third one on Merrick because I didn't see the other
ones in the theater. Plus I went from that came out
of March. I went from not seeing anything
in the theater from Deadpool of last year in opening day.
That was end of July that came out and Nikki 17 was middle end
of our beginning of of March that it makes it eight months

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months roughly that I didn't seeanything that's so bad this this
this recent slate has been for films very bad.
Just be so bad, awful. Let.
Me see a third one I'd probably give.
I thought I liked it a lot. I didn't have high hope for it.
I think it's called Monkey Man. I'm not familiar with that.

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It's an action movie, all right,that I think.
Is that what it's called? I think it's called The Monkey
Man. It's an action movie that's like
this crime thriller. Let me look it up to make sure I
have the correct name for it. Have your producer get on this.
Yes, I need my producer who's also my son to get on this.

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Yeah, it is Monkey Man. That is correct.
It is an action movie that is directed by Dev Patel and it's.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember soon as you said, Deb
Batali. I remember that.
Yeah. OK, got it.
It's surprisingly really good, like I really enjoyed it.
It's it kind of gives me feels of the the raid a little bit.

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Love the raid one. It's great movie great.
One better one better than two, but.
Way better than two. Yeah, it was not.
It was. It was not that.
Yeah, to any. Question #3 Kevin Goatee.
All right. What is your favorite foreign TV

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show? Favorite foreign TV show?
That's just the show that's not made in the United States.
I know what it means, Dick head.You know, people like, what do
you mean by that? Do they speak French or some
shit? Like just so not made here.
I gotta, you know what? Now I gotta cheat.
I know that there's one I'm, I can't remember, but I know I'm

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like, oh, I love that. It's not Peaky Blinders.
That's a good one. I I tapped out after it man my
sister swears by how good it wasand she loved it and I go didn't
I did the accent. I even had subtitles on.
Peaky Blinders. Squid Games.
My favorite Luther. Squid Games is solid.

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I just I I like that. God damn it, what else did?
I I love Luther. Luther's great.
No, I don't. I never caught that one.
Edger's album it's. Great.
No, Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I I know of it.
I just never caught it. Let's see.
Isn't Handmaid's Tale not made here?
I mean, a lot of stuff's not made here.
It's filmed in Canada or Australia, but I didn't.
Want, but that's considered. That's considered for it, even

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though it's not. Even though Canada's Charlie
trying to be the first state, apparently.
I'm not going to be that douche asshole and say the British
office is better, because it's not It's terrible.
American. I've never watched the British
Office. It's not good.
I've only watched the US office because of my daughter.
She likes it. That's great.
It's funny, although they did directly RIP a lot of shit off

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joke wise. Like beat for beat they put in
there. We just do jokes better, it's
fine. Yeah, they're saying that Narcos
was a foreign TV show. It is a foreign TV show, that is
correct. OK, I mean that's up there.
I I squid games and Narcos. The the first few seasons of
Narcos were dope until after they killed Escobar.
It got bad and I and I tapped. Yeah, yeah.

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They should have stopped after Escobar.
Yeah, that is the story. Yeah, that, that, that those are
the main ones for me. I can't think of anything else
that I was like, holy shit, I gotta jump on.
I'll, I'll find something else and go.
Oh, that's it, Doctor Who. Never watched one episode.
Not one. Not one.
I watched one. I think I've watched at least

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one. OK, I I nothing against it.
I just never got. I just never got into it.
It's good, but it's like one of those things that I feel like I
have to watch from the beginningand I'm not going back to like
1952, so fuck that. Oh really?
It's that far back, Doctor. Who's been around for like,
forever? Oh, I know there's an like 18

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Doctor Who's in I I don't you'reright.
That's. Probably it's like the 60s or
something like that if I remember correctly.
Yeah, I didn't. I didn't get on that.
All right, I'll go with. I'll go with Narcos until
Escobar gets killed. All right, I like that answer.
All right. OK, question #4 give me your top

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three underrated artists that could be in music or films or
television. They have to be artists or I
could give you my under 3 underrated films.
I say artists because they're not necessarily films.
Let's make it 1 music, one film,one TV show.

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The the most underrated film of all time is found the founder of
Michael Keaton. No, everyone who sees that like
you're absolutely right. It's the story about how he was
Ray Kroc the the founder, quote UN quote of McDonald's.
I definitely emphasize a quote UN quote.
It's a great story because it tells him how this loser
milkshake salesman tap, you know, gets the McDonald's

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McDonald's and has the idea to franchise, but the McDonald's
brothers aren't on board with it.
And then he takes things in his own hands and he goes from this
like, kind of like a little bit of half lovable loser to a
complete asshole. And it's a great, great story.
And I've never watched that, butI've heard the.
Story excellent it should have won best picture.
He should have won best actor. I don't know how it got jobbed

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so badly. It is.
I think it's it's done. It's on Netflix, so there's an
easy hour and 50 out of your time instead of watching
Expendables 4 again, you fuckingLuddite.
That's. A terrible movie.
Shame on you watching all those,but it's excellent.
So, OK, so that's favorite Bill.Bill Yeah, Underrated film.
Yeah. Haven't watched that one there.

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How about TV show? I'll give you one that, but did
two seasons and I was like, God damn it, I really love Magic
City. That was on Starz.
It was about Miami. That was, oh God, what's his
name? Hold on, now I got now I got to
look. Let's be saying cards.
Magic City TV series it is. Oh, his name's right in front of

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my stupid face. dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot.
Come on, cast. Jeffrey Dean Morgan is the main
character. Oh, OK.
And Danny Houston's in it. It's solid.
It's like a Miami mob stuff in the 50s that's so great.
Two seasons. Hated why they cancelled that.
Loved it, loved that series, that's for sure.

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OK. And now underrated artist man
music. No, I know I got.
You. And there's genre.
Any general you want? Now I got to.
Now I have to look at my iTunes library.
Underrated artists. I'm on the Ms. right now.

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OK. Let's see.
Madonna. Underrated man, underrated,
underrated, underrated. Give me yours while I lift mine
up because I'm going through this and it's all a big mess.
Here off the top of my head in terms of hip hop I probably see
MF Doom is what I really got. You know, when he died, I tried

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listening it. I couldn't get into it.
I tried. I was like, all right, let me,
let me find somebody. People love him.
Yeah, they love MF Doom, the lore behind him and all that
stuff. People love MF Doom.
I also probably say even though he's kind of rated now, Lupe
Fiasco. Yeah, I have a few of his songs
on my on my phone. Yeah, people love Lupe Fiasco.
He's one of those guys that people like, love, love.

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Let me talk to somebody who who's not hip hop.
I mean, I'm looking at my hip hop stuff now.
If I think of Legends, strangelyenough.
Here's one for you. I think I don't think they get
they're very well known and they're very well regarded.

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But when people throw, I'm usingthis as my answer.
When people throw out top of alltime, they are not in there.
Now if you're talking and if you're talking to people who
know what they're talking about and when I talk, when I tell
them this name, they'll go, Dan,you listen, you know you're
shit. You ready for this?
OK. Eric B and Rick Kim.
That is an excellent answer. That is a very excellent answer.

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They are so good. I mean the rhymes, the beats,
everything. They had hits and hits and hits.
But again, you've asked people like who are the top rap guy?
I mean, you get the Jay ZS, you get the ice cubes, you get the
NWAS, you get Kanye, whatever. You get Eminem, you get Snoop,
you get Dre, you get all those other guys.
You get sometimes even get oldershit like Run DMC, which I

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wouldn't be opposed to, but no one says Eric Beamer Kim and
they just blast it out like, youknow, banger after banger in the
late 80s, early 90s, man, they did.
And I don't think they get the the do the just desserts that
they deserve. I agree.
You know who else like that? And maybe in the R&B range.

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Who's that? Luther Vandross.
I'm a felony guy. Yeah, I.
Feel like black people love Luther Vandross on like, the
grander scale? Yeah, you don't get that.
You don't usually get the same love from everybody else.
It's been a lot of hits. Oh yeah, I'm sure I know.
I've heard the name a million times.
Another another group, I guess I'll throw a little bit out

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there. They were hot as fuck back then.
They were hot literally as fuck.And Vogue, like they were just
banging, banging, banging, banging, banging.
And now the hot one I thought was named Dawn.
She lives in her car like a month ago on TMZ.
Go what? She can't find some dude?
Like she's still fucking hot, man.
She's still gorgeous. I'm like, I was shocked that
she's like living in her car. I was like that sucks but yeah

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I'm going to air B and Rakim though for my answer.
That's a great answer, honestly.That's, I mean, that's like
that's a little under the radar,but not.
Yeah, I think, I think you're right because this generation
does not look at Air B and Rakimlike that, like the other
speaking, they don't. I mean, they've got, they've
have bass loops in there that a lot of guys have steal to this
day. They they, they have some really

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good stuff. Productions, yeah.
I mean the Juice soundtrack alone.
I mean that. That is a really good soundtrack
You're. Damn right it is.
I mean that's again you talk to people.
It's anyone who like hip. Hip likes hip hop.
You can defuse any argument. Listen, hip hop sucked when
Jay-Z, The Black Album or the Blueprint, I'm sorry, it was the
last great rap album. You can argue the Kanye when I'm

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not Kanye guy, but I can. I can get behind it.
Yeah, but we can argue. We can argue Kanye up to a
point. Yeah, I'm not crazy about I
wasn't crazy about Kanye. Like what?
The Gold digger song and that's it.
But that's as commercial as fuck.
But I can understand the argument for me for like mother
wise, I get it. But you can't tell me after that
that there has been anything worth a shit rap wise.
You can't. Not too much now.

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I came out with some albums a couple years ago.
They were really good. Yeah, but he's grandfathered in
his old school. I mean, like, new artist.
Yeah. Correct.
No, not new artist and. He and he's another guy, in
fact, I debate about throwing him on the list 'cause that
dude, I mean, he was a spitting gems left and right, same time
frame. Like that's again in late 80s,
early 90s, that's when rap was at its peak.
I agree. All right, question #5 yeah,

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this is gonna be a fun one for you.
All right. Give me your top five movie
monsters. Let's go.
Movie monsters. All right, how about Judge Tune
from Who Killed Roger Rabbit? That guy is a.
That was a great answer. Because he killed that shoe and
I still can't watch that withoutcringing.
That is a great answer. He that is one of the most

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unsettling scenes in a film, leton being PG I've ever seen.
It's still I can't. I just feel so bad for that
little help was oh that. Motherfucker, when he like his
voice, like rises up, it is chilling.
Yeah, that's a good one. I will say Jaws just to annoy
you and are. Such a fact that is a good
answer. Tamil film.

(28:49):
Good answer. You're out of your mind, by the
way, 50th, 50th anniversary of this year of Jaws.
I mean, that's going to be re released in the theatre and it's
it's a God. I, I I'm after see what your
address again, I may send you something about that.
I saw what I was thinking about.I was going to send to you.
All right, send it. Yeah, the let's see three more.
I mean, I have to I guess be hacky and put 1 horror 1 Michael

(29:12):
Myers I mean. That's a good one.
The Freddy stuff was fun but then after three it just went
downhill hard and fast. I get it was it was campy and
kitschy but Michael Myers never got goofy, that's for sure.
The films did. The films did, but he didn't.
Yeah, that's correct. He didn't.
The films did. Yeah, I mean then.
The reboot. That reboot was terrible.

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No, the first one of the. Reboot was good.
Excellent, but the second two are awful.
We're trash. That third one, that's what.
Oh. Man, I was ready to walk.
Out. I was going to walk out and go.
I need to see him, I need to seehim die.
I have to see how they kill him.I can't just leave now.
But it was just ass. That third one was so bad.

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I'm flawed how bad that third one was.
Yeah, yeah. Let's see who else?
Let's see, I was trying to find someone else up up the beaten
path. I here's what the monster.
Whoever decided to kill off BingBong and inside out.
God damn you. That still makes me tear up
watching Bing Bong disappear. So whoever the edit, whoever the

(30:15):
script director was and inside out, you son of a bitch.
And of course inside out two wasout last year ago.
They bring Bing Bong back. I'm going to either be very
angry or very happy. So I, I, I know it's half a
cheat, half a cheat on that one.Let me think of a couple other
ones here. Monsters.
I don't want to give your typical.
No, you got the typical ones. Godzilla.
King Kong. No, I don't give a sheet of

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those. No, don't care.
It's overfield monster. In not really nothing.
Really. No.
OK, I'll I'll give you one go, Babadook.
I didn't care. OK, let's see if we get another
one then. Well, see, that's not really a

(30:57):
matcha though. It's like kind of like, I don't
know what you, what do you call that 'cause I don't think it's
like. Here's what do you mean like
big, big monster in a bad in a bad way, like or like some of
you, you admire a monster's bad ass 'cause I could say Darth
Vader, you know, he's just, you know, a horrible person as well
as the Colonel from Inglourious Basterds cause.

(31:24):
Those are the interesting choices.
He's a motherfucker, but damn ishe just captivating to watch.
Those are like movie monsters kind of quote UN quote.
Or even DiCaprio and Django, since we're on the Tarantino
thing. What an asshole, but charming as
fuck. Yeah, that's a good one.
You know they're the 22 very satisfying scenes in movies when

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it comes to killing races, right?
That was one of them. I'm sure it was.
And the other one was incentives.
Oh yeah. I don't want to spoil it, but
there's a scene in that movie I was watching it in.
The audience was mostly white, by the way, was cheering.
Now they're pandering as they see a black guy walk in the

(32:09):
theater, sit down, like, yeah, look at us, we're not racist.
Damn right you see me walk in, you pander.
I know who you voted for. You don't know shit.
Pander. Pander.
I don't pander to anything, that's why.
That's crazy. But that's funny you say that.
Who are your five monsters? That's a good question.

(32:30):
If I go straight movie monsters,how about?
How about how about Anakin Skywalker's a monster because
he's horrible. His his temper tantras in
episode 2 are just terrible and I wish him dead.
That's a good one. He's a monster.
All right. OK, movie monsters.
Rose from Titanic I guess one ofthem, right?
Because she wouldn't let him drown.
She's a she's a bitch. You can't just move the fuck

(32:51):
over this. This log is big enough for both
of us to survive. Yeah.
Yeah. Who?
Do you have? Who do you have?
Five movie monsters. I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna give Cloverfield 1. Cloverfield's great.
I like the idea that they didn'tshow him like to like the
fucking end. And it's kind of like a mystery,

(33:13):
The Predator. Did you see they're making
another Predator that's coming out this summer?
Like a Predator origin? Yeah, I.
Saw that, That looks interesting.
Yeah, I'm Predator out. I think I thought I was too till
I saw prey. I like prey a lot.
I don't. Remember seeing it.

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That was a really good one. I thought Prey was really good.
Oh, I got another monster for you, BIF 10 and Back to the
Future. That's a good one.
I like Biff. Well, who does it?
I like that Biff is just the perennial bad guy in that
series. Like no matter what movie he is,
he's there to be a Dick. Oh yeah, and he killed.
It I love Back to the Future. I love Back to the Future
series. Who doesn't communist that?

(33:56):
Who that? Is correct.
I got. I'll tell you a funny story
about that. I found out recently, 'cause I I
had, I recently bought like one of those retro video game
consoles that plays like a SuperNintendo game, Genesis games and
stuff like that. I have it, I love it.

(34:18):
It's having 18,000 games on there.
Yes, Did you know there's a Backto the Future Super Nintendo
game and a Genesis game? I knew there was one for
Nintendo and it sucks shit 'cause I rented it when I was
young. It was awful.
I knew about that one, but there's one also for Super
Nintendo that has just Part 2, and then there's one for Sega

(34:41):
Genesis that is Part 3. Really.
Yes. And I assume they're awful.
Yes, but I was just, I was just so fast because I'd never do
they exist until like a couple like a month or so ago.
So I've been trying them. 3 is too hard, 1 is too. 2 is just

(35:02):
weird because it's like it's Michael J Fox.
He has the big head. He's like, it's like a
platformer, but he's always on the hoverboard so it controls
like crap. Oh, really?
Yes. Wow.
But it looks like him. I'll give him that much.

(35:24):
Not many movie to video games were worth a shit.
I agree the Batman Returns game is pretty good.
Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
It's a pretty good one. Let me let me give two more.
What? Three more horror villains?
3 more monsters. Chewbacca.
That's three. That's number three.
OK. Chewbacca's really good 44444

(35:50):
I'll give Jason stay in power. Then he becomes Jason acts just
ridiculous like that was one of.Those films that my buddy, my
buddy goes you have to watch it and I go Jason XI go, no, I

(36:10):
don't. He's like, yes, you do.
I need you to watch it so you can we can talk about how awful
it is. That is the only reason to watch
it because it is bad. I got sick a couple weeks ago.
Yeah. And I was like, I was really
sick and I said let me know whatI want to do.
I want to watch some Friday the 13th movies because it was on
TV. You know I have like AI guess

(36:32):
Pluto TV and they played like 4-5 and six in a row and they
are so bad I just found myself uncontrollably laughing and
coughing. By the way, I'm looking at
footage right now Back to the Future too, it looks just awful.
Yes it does. It's.
Just there's just just doing a bunch of dumb shit on here and

(36:54):
nothing really. Just it's like skate or die with
the hoverboard. Exactly.
That's exactly what it is. You split.
You split perfectly. Yeah.
And then and three is not much better.
Three as hard as hell. Like it's hard even for like a a
Super Nintendo game. I had no idea that they did
that. Yeah.
Wow. Like a 5.7 out of 10.

(37:15):
That's been it's released. It was on the Commodore 64 as
well. Atari St.
Amigo OS. My God, that's yeah.
And my number 5? You know what?
I'll give a fun one, Gizmo. OK.
Because Gizmo seems like something that should exist that
doesn't exist and I'm mad it doesn't exist.

(37:36):
I didn't want to gizmo. I didn't want to Gizmo my as
long as it doesn't have like theday were like wedding and shit
becomes like destroys your town.By the way, Gremlins, not a good
film. We did on the podcast.
It doesn't know if it wants to be a comedy or a horror film and
it keeps going back and forth the entire time and it irks me.

(37:58):
I love the fact that it's like that.
One of the darkest stories I've ever heard in the movie.
But her dad died. Yeah, yeah, I know.
I know that. Yeah.
There's no place in there completely.
Out of left for you. Here's that just irks me again.
The gremlins come out and they know how to load guns and do all
this other shit. Like how do they?

(38:19):
They're not self loading like the goddamn Terminator and T1000
were. They know already how to load
guns. And here's something else too.
They, they run this scene right in the bar where she's working
at the bar. They're drinking beer hanging
from the fucking fans. You can't get wet, but they're
drinking beer without multiplying.
That's correct. That's.
I'm sitting there going no, no, no, no.

(38:40):
They know how to smoke cigarettes.
They know how to light a cigarette, they know how to
light a lighter. It's just all how are they
aware? How did they create get these
skills? It's.
After being born literally hoursago.
Yeah, exactly. So not a not a fan.
Thank you world. Gizmo's cool character Like
Gizmo. All right, OK, there it is.

(39:01):
So what's going on with you? Go see how's everything been
going since you done quit podcasting and all this other
stuff you're doing. I'm working on a T-shirt line
and I'll show you OK, it's this is.
It's called Adidas. Cut off your Yeah I see.

(39:24):
No, still can't see. This is terrible boxing.
Let. Me, let me unblur, let.
Me unblur one second. There we go.
Sorry I can't talk to you, I'm in Vegas.
No, I'm a Vegas 8. It says sorry, I can't talk to
you. I'm a Vegas 8.
What is a Vegas 8? I'm so glad you asked.
Well I just turned my video off.I didn't want to do that.

(39:44):
I'm blew my background cause it's a mess back here.
Cool shirt, by the way. So where's my shirt?
Thank you. You can find all the Oh, you'll
get one. No mumsters.
That's NOMUMST ers.com. No mumsters.com.
Here's the thing. This is as a guy.
Hey, girl, what the hell? Girl's going to appreciate this
too. Guys that have everyone has a

(40:06):
rating system for everybody, right?
So, but wherever you are, though, some people like ratings
don't translate to other cities.And by this is very simple.
A Miami 8 is not the same as a Green Bay 8A new.
A New York 9 is not the same as a Athens, GA 9.

(40:27):
There's a downgrade. So like a Miami 9 would be like
a, a Green Bay 5. There's got to be a different,
there's got to be a, a, a hurting again, right?
Same with that. So we have all these different
things. People like, you know, you walk
around like there's some dumpy town, like let's say
Philadelphia, Ha, ha, there you go again.
It's like, all right, you may belike hot for what Philadelphia

(40:49):
offers, but you go to Vegas where all these smoke shows are,
or, or Miami or, or New York or LA or San Diego.
It's not the same scale. So when people have walk around
with all this false confidence, we call them mumpsters.
It's usually, we call it usuallyan unattractive group of people
or person who thinks they're hotter than they actually are.

(41:11):
And also we had it defined as someone who overrates looks
like, Oh my God, he's a, or she's an 8 like bro, she's a
four. Like what are you talking about?
But the Mumpsters are, are the ones who are the the ugly people
who think they're hotter than they are.
And we're kicking it around one day and my buddy came up with
this name Mumpster for that. Due to this, this guy we used to

(41:34):
hang out with would always overrate women and whatever.
And then just, hey, you know what these are, you know,
goddamn Mumpsters. And that's how he came up with
that idea. That was pretty funny.
And then we started incorporating the, the, the I
recorporated the rating of the, of the shirts, like the cities
on there, like, you know, hey, back.
Oh, if you go to nomumpsters.com, you can see

(41:55):
exactly what I'm talking about. I am one no monsters.com and I
just listened to NYC 8. It's a Green Bay.
I I, I love you're laughing, butyou got to tell everybody where
you're laughing at so. There is a picture of a New York
8 on here next to a Green Bay and they are vastly different.

(42:19):
That's exactly it. Yeah.
It's sort of like, oh, like you're a MY1 shirt that reads
you're a, you're a Philly 4, nota Manhattan 8.
Cut the horse shit. Really these are just fun shirts
you can wear with your, you know, with your friends and the
night out. Like stuff like, oh, it's spring
break, you'll do. Or yes, I'm available as a side
piece. San Diego 8 More like San

(42:43):
Quentin 8, you know. I appreciate it.
This is kind of fun. Yeah, the Keep Walking
Mumpsters. Or there's one shirt and the
other one. This is strictly a No Mumpsters
site. I don't know, I'm sorry.
This is a No Mumpster zone. Different stuff like that.
I'll take the Mumpster, but you'll owe me Mumpster magnet

(43:04):
again. Yeah, this is stuff like you'd
wear with your friends out. You could wear it.
So again, just walk around Vegasspring break.
I know I'm a little bit late to the to the party for that, but
we're just hanging out there. Just it's shirts that start
conversations like smart ass shirts that start conversations
that are funny. And we're trying to get the word
Mumpster. I'm trying to get the word
Mumpster into the lexicon. So you walk around, you see all

(43:26):
these ugly people trying to catch like they're all high and
they're like, shut the fuck up, Mumpster.
Like that's what how you would apply that.
I think that's a good word. I like it.
I tell people this story and they and they and they goofah.
That's hilarious. For example, we walked the the
one guy's house and I got all these hot chicks there and my
one buddy Chris walks in. He goes, Jesus Christ.
Like they're all wearing two piece bikinis, but they're

(43:46):
massively overweight and it's like, shit.
Looks like she's in the cover ofNational Geographic with those
jump rope titties over there. My buddy goes.
God all these fucking mumpsters.Here I go.
Done. Fucking gone.
That's a great work. Thank you.
No mumpsters.com. I'm working on the website
folks. So if you go on it, you go.
I like that shirt. I can change the color for you

(44:07):
no problem. The back is gonna have the
definition of what a Mumpster is.
So that way you people go, what's the Mumpster?
You just turn around and point to the back.
The shirts are 40 bucks plus shipping and handling and tax if
applicable. And just e-mail me 'cause again,
I'm not a website guru, just emailing what you will want.
The the e-mail address is [e-mail],

(44:29):
[e-mail]. Tell me what shirt you want.
If you want a different, different color that's on the
website, what size you wear, allthat good stuff.
I'll do PayPal, Venmo, all that good stuff.
Working on that now, But yeah, Ijust launched this website
there's. A lot of people.
Mumpster is gender neutral. It is so women could wear this,

(44:52):
guys could wear this, everybody can wear this.
Everybody can wear this. Yep.
Anyone could be a Mumpster. Sure, there are guy mumpsters
and there are women mumpsters and the again, the definition is
on the website. And also we, we, I, I invite you
to share your favorite mumpster story where every month I'll
give out a discount for a shirt purchase.

(45:13):
If you tell me what the best, give me your mumpster story and
I I'll pick one to be the best one.
I told a story and I'll be very brief.
Where I was at a club in Atlantic City at a buddies
bachelor party. You know when you feel someone
staring at you from a from afar?Like, I know that motherfucker
stare. It's the police with me.
Well stops robbing stores then Delvin Cox and selling drugs.

(45:36):
That is. True, So what's funny, so I I
feel this woman staring at me, at my buddies and go, Oh God
damn it. And you look across like she's
just like, why could it be someone more attractive?
Well, after an hour and change, she finally mustered up the
courage to come over and talk tome.
Like look, I'm I know how hard as a dude, you know that you
have to go talk to women. Like sometimes takes a little

(45:58):
bit of, you know, sack. So it's like I'll give her the
credit. She had the sack, the courage to
come up to me and want to chat. I'll give her I'll give her some
runway. Her opening line to me was
quote, there is no way that you're straight because you
you're sorry. You must be gay.
There's no way that you're straight because you're this
hot. I said you took an hour and 15

(46:19):
or whatever it was, you come up with that horse shit.
And she was just, you know, think of remember the scene
where Jessica Rabbit is in the alternate world and and they're
sneak up behind her. She turns around and he goes,
man. And it's not Jessica Rabbit.
It's like a mutant freak. Correct.
That's what she looked. That's what she looked like.
So. Those her her first response was

(46:41):
to you just assume that you weregay.
Yeah, because you're too hot to be straight, so you must be gay.
No, that's weak. But thank you for thank you.
So e-mail me your Mumpster stories at
[e-mail]. I'll pick my favorite.
I'll give you a little 15% off discount off your your purchase.
All shorts, 40 bucks unless you're 3 XL, you fat fuck.

(47:04):
Just kidding. And then probably should cut
that. Shirts are mostly $40.
If you're larger size, then yes,there will be a little more $3
charge on top of that. But yeah, 40 bucks more.
Fabric. It's OK, fat people.
I don't know. There you go.
No mumpsters.com, [e-mail] All the

(47:25):
socials. No mumpsters on Tik Toks,
Instagram, Facebook and IG and Twitter, whatever we're calling
it now. So give that a check and listen,
Don't be afraid to try and, and,and really workshop mumpsters
into your conversations and justsay, hey, you know what?
This fucking mumpster at my 2:00look at her.
Oh, that mumpster at 10:00? This creepy guy, uh, who wears

(47:48):
Jean shorts to the beach like Delvin Cox does.
Like, come. On me and John Cena, that's.
You ironically have the same amount of hair.
Pretty much, especially now he looks in his hair like a the
speed of light like. Poor guy.
You have all this money and you can't like, fix that?
You can, I mean. He should.

(48:10):
Go to Turkey. I used to work for a company
that had the hair products I usethat work very well, but I'm not
going to promote them. To hell with them, they suck.
Yeah, fuck. Yeah, exactly.
So that's it. No monsters.com.
Give it a check. Delvin's already laughing at it.
So this is Delvin Cox approved, folks.
That goes for, goes for. Everybody, let me ask you a
question. It's because it's always
interesting when the girls have the stories of the guys come up

(48:33):
to them that they know are out there league.
Oh yeah. But we never hear the stories
about the guys who are in the same situation with a girl.
Like it's not my type. I, I, I, I've, I've listen, I
have done. I was the king of this.
My single days, especially like meeting online.
I would go and say, OK, wear, wear a red shirt or what she,

(48:55):
oh, I'm wearing a green long sleeve or a, a, a pink skirt or
whatever, something indicative. And I'd be like, all right, you
get there at 8:00 and I would get there at 7:55.
And if she walked in and wasn't indicative of what her picture
said, I just left. I didn't say shit.
I didn't give. If you're going to lie to me in
person, you're going to lie to me about what you look like and

(49:17):
all that with your pictures or whatever, then I am not going to
give you the common courtesy of even sticking around for a
drink. And it's so.
I've had some stories. Yeah, yeah, give me a Mumpster
story. Dalvin Cox.
I don't know, like I want, I guess you'd call them Mumpster
stories, but you know, right after my divorce from my

(49:38):
ex-wife, I started getting back in the dating scene and that was
an eye open experience. Well, at the Blue Oyster Bar,
you must have been quite the hitthere.
But those who got that reference?
They have the best damn cell barin town.

(49:58):
But just but. Just real fast, real fast.
That's something that this, likethis generation, even
generations before that, like noone's gonna ever appreciate that
that reference like we do, like Gen.
X does not even. I agree 100%.
Yeah, yeah, I haven't watched that in so long.
I even had my daughter saying she's not seen the film.

(50:19):
But Jill, I don't see a salad bar like I played this song for
a million times she has. No idea what.
She's talking about but it's funny when she just does that
like around my friends and they start goofawing laughing.
Anyway, sorry I'm hearing a story about get back into dating
now with monsters. But yeah, I get me back into

(50:40):
dating. Right.
And going I went on like severaldates and it was just like like
this, this the whole experience of like meeting someone else and
then realizing I I might be a catch like, you know, because

(51:04):
there's the whole thing. And when you start, I know you
probably don't know about this Kevin go T because you're
happily the relationship happilymarried man, good looking guy.
But when you when you when you when you get back in the single
marketplace, right when you're single to get after the divorce,
you kind of feel like it's kind of weird.
Everything went to shit. Maybe I don't got it no more.

(51:25):
Did you get back in the game? You're like, Oh no, it's not me,
it's them. Yeah.
Oh, yeah. Where was I?
I was walking around. We were, oh, we were an antique
on my wife on vacation and I said God damn, I feel like a
Vegas 13 here. Yeah, that's kind of how I feel
Like I'm going to, I, I'm not going to be mean, but I'm going

(51:47):
to be mean for a second. Please.
When you go on a date with somebody, you realize we are not
compatible in any form or fashion.
Like looks part. I'm not physically attracted to
you. Your personality stinks I feel
like. And you're paying half this
check. Good night.

(52:08):
You might need to pay this check.
You might need to pay 90% of this check.
I'm. Going to the I'm going to the
bathroom. I'll be.
Right back it was such a like anexperience, like, oh, maybe I
should be sick. Just stay single.
You got it. You have to have a story.
I want something specific. That I can't tell those stories

(52:31):
on the show. Sure you can.
Absolutely not. You can.
You could leave names it out. I can't tell the stories, I'll
tell you offline. I cannot.
Tell those stories here at all. There are people, there are
people in my family who listen to this show for some goddamn
reason. I keep telling them not to, but
they insist on it. All right, all right, listen.

(52:56):
They'll get back to my ex-wife and then she'll start asking for
money. Wow, those statue of
limitations, honey, that's that's too bad.
It's over. Those kids.
Those kids are almost grown now.I don't take care of them
anymore. Act like they don't exist.
Sorry, son, You're going to college now.
You'll be all right. He he knows better.

(53:17):
Yes. So question Kevin Goatee.
Yes, Sir, when? Are you going to start back
podcasting again? Oh my God.
Have material to do shows you didn't have to be gotten to 2nd
Cal anymore. You have a whole thing.
You're you've made a new phrase.Based on that I should start a
podcast that's like other asshole out there trying to come

(53:39):
up like whatever dumb podcast idea they have.
Yes they do. I mean, look, I look, if someone
says to me and comes up and says, hey, I want to pay you to
come part of our network to do government's sake of Cal full
time, both Israel and I would bethe area if it was obviously
financially, you know, up to snuff, we would do that in, in 2
seconds. The goal is to get the fuck out
of corporate America yesterday ASAP.

(54:01):
So if that were the case, if someone's a part of a network,
they're like, yeah, we love youridea.
We want to buy your show. You guys are to host and do your
thing. We're going to pay you a lot of
money to do it a year, you know,well over six figures.
And yeah, we're, we're, we are in and we will tour.
We'll do all that fun stuff. But I mean, The thing is like,
it's, you know this, I mean, howoften you have a new episode
every week, right? Every week.
So you know what a pain in the Dick it is?

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It is to do this to do this every I mean.
I can tell this story. Yeah, this story.
And all the and all the, and allthe time, it's like, yeah, we
made some money off it, but was it enough?
Like man, is, is the juice worththe squeeze?
No, I, I was and I loved it And I, I love, I'll give you a
story. But the reason why we kind of I
turned it down was or or stop because it's like listen, it

(54:44):
would became like so much because I was doing all 99% of
the work. Israel will tell you that too.
He knows that, but it's. Just Israel, you lazy fuck.
Well, he had the 2 two kids pop up.
He's like, listen man, he's making kids.
He's done now they're they're done.
He's done, he's done. But it's just like, yeah, I, I,
I can't do all this extra stuff if it's not like a full time

(55:05):
affair and just I get it. I got it.
So that and that's when it came down the beat, like the, the
juice wasn't worth the squeeze. It was too much to work.
I go, I love doing the episode, but all the work leading up to
it and then all the work leadingafter it was truly was a
Sisyphean task. Rolling that boulder up the hill
and then having to roll it back up again after you had a a
breather. So that's why.

(55:26):
It's, it's a lot to deal with. Like, you know, there's a lot of
positive with it. You know, me doing the the
podcast stuff got me like roles and like audio dramas and voice
acting stuff, which is pretty fun to do.
But at the same time, like, you know, last year, I don't know, I
don't think we talked about this.
My grandmother passed away. Yeah, I'm sorry.
You told me we talked about that.
Yeah, I'm sorry to hear that again.

(55:46):
Yeah, and I took time off from like recording and stuff like
that. And I took like, I want to say
like almost two months off, like, because it was the whole
process of like grieving and then dealing with her stating
her affairs and stuff like that.And just getting back into
podcasting became such a chore and a task.
I'm like, man, do I really want to get back into this rat race

(56:09):
and stuff like that? Or they want to just like enjoy
life. Because on the surface to people
who are listening right now, me and Kevin's been going right now
for like what, a little over an hour?
Yeah. So people see this hour.
Oh, it's only an hour a week. No, it is not only an hour a
week. A recorded podcast.

(56:29):
It's probably an hour of recorded podcast.
Then it may be 30 minutes to an hour of editing or mixing or
doing certain things to a podcast and posting it up and
stuff like that. Then you have to promote it.
Then you have to set up for the next week's show.
And sometimes you want to do that stuff in advance.
So I know we're getting the second Cal.
You're sometimes doing two or three episodes a week.

(56:53):
So you can have some of you can.So that becomes a whole process.
So when you start adding those times up, let's say the two or
three episodes, let's do it on your time, two or three episodes
a week, 3 hours, maybe 3-4 hoursa week average.
And that's just the recording. Then you have to edit that stuff

(57:13):
out and do all those other stuffpromoted.
You wait. That's like a whole work
schedule. It's a lot that goes into
podcasting. And you have to ask yourself, do
I still want to keep doing this?So I got some point where, like,
I don't know if I want to keep doing this.
You know, fortunately, people, like, kind of talked me off the
ledge and like, yeah, we kind ofneed your podcast still.
And fortunately, these good people like you, like, wanted to

(57:35):
hear it and stuff like that. But at the same time, it became
something like, at least to me, where I feel like I need to
protect my mental health a little bit more.
Sure, of course. So when I get now like I need to
stop, take a break, I'm stoppingto take a break.
Yeah, that was kind of me. I go, let me see how I feel
doing taking that break. And I just didn't miss it.

(57:59):
So I said, well, that's a sign. Cuz you get you start realizing
like, hey, I can actually go outside and enjoy the day.
I don't have to like I. Don't have to line up guests.
I don't have to do pre production.
I have to do post production. I have to do social media
production. I don't have a promotion.
Excuse me, I don't have to go watch a film now and then they
can why, man, I love watching films, don't get me wrong, but I

(58:19):
don't have to sit there and thenfind out where they're OK.
Where are the jokes? You know, get some jokes in any
more jokes in there? This is a little flat da da da.
I gotta keep things fun fresh. I gotta and then during the
episode, hey, you know what thisguest sucks like Devin Cox.
Why do I keep having to back on.I don't know why I keep.
Doing this myself, we should tell some of those story.
We can't name names on that but.We could, but yeah, there were a

(58:40):
bit. But yeah, how do I, you know,
how do I drag this, this dead ass guest stuff or hey, this
guest is kicking ass. This is great.
And those are the highs. Like, yeah, you get these Amazon
reviews. People like blowing you.
This is great. I love this podcast.
It's the best podcast ever. All the movie podcasts suck
shit. Yeah, you know, you're all your
friends are on this podcast are cool.
I love hearing him, except Delvin Cox.
He talks about Jaws, that dumb fuck.

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One of my favorite moments of always recording.
Yeah, man, it was a blast. Is when me and him both know
things aren't going well so we're like oh fuck we got to
carry that show. Yeah, yeah, when Delvin would Co
host me, sometimes the guests would be lack, sometimes they'd
be lackluster and I would just look at him on the camera and

(59:22):
he'd lick his lips and look at look back at me and I go, we got
to we got to sled this one out and tap dance our way to the end
of this one. Pull out some jokes.
Yeah. Oh yeah.
Those are the fun, the funnest parts, because I don't know
what's going to happen. Yeah, Oh yeah.
Fun stuff, man. So that's.

(59:42):
See, but episodes like this talking to you, it's funny
because I'm talking to my friendstraight up.
It's like, you know, just hanging out my friend right now.
So this is this is a lot easier than like recording the average
Devil cut sports episode becausehey, I'm Kevin talking about a
new project. Yeah, it's not.
Yeah, this is not going to be, this is not going to be any kind
of heavy lifting whatsoever at all.
Yeah, this is an easy one. Yes.

(01:00:03):
So, Kevin? Yes, Sir.
Before we go, we've already saidwhere people can find the shirts
at, right? I think it's cool.
We've already told the fat people you got to pay a little
more. Look, fat people, we know we're
fat. Yeah.
Ozempic. God damn it, let's go.
I know some people that are on Zipic.
Yeah, they say it works. I have a few friends on Zetbound

(01:00:27):
and they say it works, which is like a zempic knockoff.
Oh, OK. Look, if you don't want to pay
the $3, just use those in it. It's fine.
Or eat some goddamn salads, I don't know.
That's not going to work. You're right, car, you're right.
Lifting weights and then going to the gym does.
That's what it does. Salad don't work because they

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they they they add a whole bunchof extra shit on the salads.
What's on the salad? The problem, The lettuce.
The lettuce and stuff isn't the problem.
It's yeah, it's a. Dress 40 lbs of bacon.
And the dressing too. I'm guilt.
I'm guilty of that as well. Who's kidding who?
But. I do that same thing.
Hot salad talk we have here today, huh?
Yes, we're over here. Toss the salads.

(01:01:10):
Hey, oh man, this. Has been a blast.
Kevin, let me know if I want to find you and to find your
shirts. At corporate USA guy on Twitter,
but most importantly, again, no mumpsters NOMUMST ers.com

(01:01:30):
[e-mail] to dropa story, join the mailing list
again, the website, I'm still working on it, so don't come and
go What the fuck? Just e-mail you the shirt you
want if you want a different color, no sweat.
I can do that and they'll do Venmo, PayPal, whatever the hell
we can. We'll work on that and I work on
my Shopify site, but no mumpsters.com.
All the socials. I got to start promoting that

(01:01:51):
shit on there. And that's really the gist, man,
man. That would be helpful.
You should do that. Yes, I will do.
There you got oh almost forgotten By the time this comes
out, Chemical T will be on who would win, so definitely go
check that out. Yeah, Jack Burton, I chose

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versus John Spartan from Demolition Man.
Who's going to win? I don't know.
Actually, I do know. I'm just not going to tell you,
but I guarantee you there are some Jokeroos in there.
I definitely don't know and I'veasked.
Anyway, I'll give you a spoiler if you love me shitting on Race
to Canis, there's plenty of thaton there.
Well, that's going to be an excellent episode of the episode

(01:02:32):
of the year. Oh yeah, that's fine.
Great. Always fun to have you all bro.
Yes Sir buddy I always appreciate hanging out with you.
I love our hour plus long chats we have.
Likewise, as always Devil Cox spirits, we are out peace.