The Failcast

The Failcast returns this week as WOKEN Fenix is joined by returning guest host Brother Shame. They guys are back in action and have a ton to of topics to unload on including abducting friends and forcing them into recording, Snapchat, nostalgia, the cloud, Fenix's Christmas Eve experience, the debut of a new wrestling podcast, . Also on this episode:

• 179
• People of Walmart
• Vine
• Snapshat
• WWE

The Failcast returns this week as Fenix is joined by returning guest host Shame. Together the guys discuss President Trump (briefly), the definition of warm porn, professional wrestling, Mayweather vs McGregor, and leaving a convicted arsonist at a party. Also on this episode:

• Live like you're dying
• Siri mishaps
• Ground Zero 97
• Hair bands
• But did you die?

Fenix is joined again this week by fan-mega-favorites Mogo1212, ENellz, and Biscuit for another super drunk episode discussing more hot topics such as Biscuit boob grabs, the new danger of drinking, periphititty, Freaky Jimmy, and laugh like witches. Also on this episode:

• Let's get drunked
• Man or pregnant
• Mushroom stamp
• Back door compliment
• Slow-gan

Fenix is joined this week by fan-favorites Mogo1212 and ENellz, and first-timer Zees (a.k.a. biscuit) for an extra drunk episode discussing microphone presence, the really windy city, boob and nut adjustments, women vs. girls vs. chicks, Splenda daddies, ABC, and breast feeding in public. Also on this episode:

• Three twelve AM
• Interjection!
• Breasticles
• Nuthuggers
• FYTMI
• Boobs are food

Fenix and Jarrett discuss yet another of Fenix's misadventures, this time at work. The guys go on to discuss things trees smell like, how Illinois saves money and makes money, more bad business ideas, and a round of Two Fails and a Lie. Also on this episode:

• Early Spring
• More Hoverboard fails
• Death listicle
• The Failcast reacts
• faIl, Robot

Fenix, Jarrett, and Jay discuss Fenix's failed adventure in cooking, Jarrett is twice the man he used to be, Guardians of the Galaxy, things girls do, the unfortunate results of butt-chugging, a death from regular old mouth chugging, and the problems in Flint. Also on this episode:

• SPAM
• Plot holes
• Star Trek > Star Wars
• Step-mom
• Reminders

Fenix, Don, and Jarrett are here to spoil the hell out of Star Wars Episode VII.   Also on this episode:

• SPOILER
• SPOILER
• SPOILER
• SPOILER
• SPOILER

Fenix and Jarrett are back for the final episode of 2015. This week the guys discuss technical difficulties on the show, I Don't Want To Talk About It, ideas cut from Star Wars 1 through 6, the worst Force power: Force Rape, and another round of Two Fails and a Lie. Also on this episode: -That will be cut -H1N1 -Shkleri -Accidental rape -Plug Saber

Fenix and Jarrett (formerly FOAS) return along with a call-in from Don to discuss hot, current topics like the Dell Dude, what happens after we die, Failsgiving and the Gestapo, filipino turduckin, 301, and one major burglary fail. Also on this episode: - The Don not Duhduhdon - Alternative vs Associated - OSHA fail - Group texts - Brokebackgiving

Fenix and FOAS are back for another one! This time the guys discuss offensive bumper stickers, how not to get a car up a hill, a series of fails in the Laquan McDonald case, pillaging, and pornhub insights. Also on this episode: -Heaven -Don't want to talk about it -Fitting the narritive -Exposure -Mad props on him -Pornhub v Fallout 4 -Special guest

Believe it or not, we're walking on air... Wait, no! I mean we're back! 6 months and 12 days after the previous episode, The Failcast returns with Matthew Fenix and the long-awaited return of FOAS! This week we catch up on discussing topics like Cosby, taking advantage of yourself, and a new segment. Also on this episode:

-Cosby catchup

-Snowball

-We have our own Jared

-Toothless

-Testicle biters

Fenix is joined by NGD for this episode discussing Taco Bell breakfast, how to spend fifty bucks at White Castle, waking up in a dream, firewalls, hillbilly beer, tuna piano, Mother's Day plans, Facebook vs Timehop, and the effects of Busch Light. Also on this episode:

• Technical difficulties
• Breakfast defenders
• Vapor Pen 15
• Clawson pickles
• Deadly Roofing, Inc.

Fenix is joined by Shame for a podcast about dive bars, outtakes, karaoke, dashboard Jesus, Charles Manson, and freemium gaming. Also on this episode:

• Shame's notes
• Do it with Gusto, again
• Shots
• Goldensteinbergfield
• Once you know...

Fenix is joined once again by returning cohost Shame for a podcast about SNL40, Justin Bieber, cats, Bill Cosby, punching babies, Randy Quaid, and Bruce Jenner. Also on this episode:

• Do it with Gusto
• Gays in the military
• Lost sponsors
• Another lost sponser
• Bruchetta

Fenix is joined by returning cohost Shame for a podcast about the Super Bowl, raffles, pit stains, job interviews, the Royal Rumble, American Sniper, and the NFL and Prostitution. WARNING! Fenix is very drunk on this episode and the show starts to suffer from it about halfway through! Also on this episode:

• Winning wad
• Superb Bowl
• Fenix has a mild stroke
• Fenix fails at sports
• Fenix has another mild stroke

Fenix is joined by Nails for this long-overdue episode. The guys discuss how many cats one is allowed to own, the fact that Elvis had a twin, truly offensive bumper stickers, and the Do You Remember segment makes a return. Also on this episode:

• Phablets
• SWATed, question mark
• War propaganda
• Home security
• Out of practice

Fenix is joined by Nice Guy Dave a.k.a. NGD a.k.a. Noodles for this episode about Bakon, cutting the cable, the iPhone Fives, the Simpsons / Family Guy crossover, women, and Fenix throws a cat. Also on this episode:

• Pretentious-es-ness
• P2P PNP
• Feeling old yet?
• Selfie Toasters
• Douche-koozie