The Grimace Half Hour Power Hour
This Grimace-heavy weekly podcast is dedicated to the lore surrounding history's most baffling and aggressive figure. Atlanta natives and recovering degenerates Casey Rocket and Pierce Rush take the time to ask the hardest question asked of man; Where does Grimace stop and reality begin?
Episodes
May 9, 2021 • 48 mins
At long last, Grimbo gets a little taste of the highlife (crystal meth). After an eventful afternoon in San Francisco's financial district, The Purple Warlord marries a moth and settles down. To top it off, The Grim Twins share our favorite Ambien stories and near-death experiences.
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April 25, 2021 • 59 mins
Wait no further.. THE GRIM SAVIORS HAVE RISEN. After a long hiatus, we have returned for another poorly-recorded episode. This week we swap stories about near death experiences and talk about how Grimbo would fake his own death.
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March 4, 2021 • 50 mins
This week we are proud to serenade our listeners with erotic stories of shitting in the shower and chugging salsa (not in that order). Finally, after years of speculation, the truth is finally coming to light: Joe Biden and Grimace banged.
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February 25, 2021 • 35 mins
The Grim Pilots are back behind the wheel and the plane is in a total nosedive. Join us as we share stories of pissing, strip clubs, and alcoholism. Also, Grimace takes a much-anticipated trip to Florida!
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January 22, 2021 • 49 mins
At long last, The Stink Bandits are back on the airwaves. We're going back to our roots with plenty of drug stories and Grimby murder this week. God bless America.
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December 23, 2020 • 46 mins
The 12 Days of Grimbus have begun! Take a seat. Please join us for a delicious feast. The main course? Words. Just like grandma used to make em'
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December 12, 2020 • 47 mins
The Grim Detectives are hot on the trail of the Zodiac Killer and you won't believe what happen next (he a goose and Grimace kiss him)
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December 3, 2020 • 60 mins
The Grim Jims welcome back #1 superfan and #1 sex goddess Brett Haney. We start out erotic as hell by discussing Grimace's thicc aunties Millie and Tillie, but things quickly turn tragic when we break down Grimby's horrifying acts of domestic terrorism at this year's Thanksgiving Parade. Pray for the Turkeymen and their loved ones 🙏
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November 19, 2020 • 45 mins
After years of careful planning, The Grim Mercenaries finally unleash an all-out attack on Chris Kattan and Jimmy Fallon.
For too long, these juggernauts have reigned unchecked, pillaging our homes and burning our temples. NO MORE. In episode 78, Grimace finally lures these cucks into international waters. Tonight? Revenge will be served on the open sea.
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October 31, 2020 • 60 mins
The Grim Twinz are the only dudes BRAVE enough to say what we're all thinking: Flat Stanley died in 2006 after his HIV cascaded into full blown AIDS. The Flat Stanley you see today is a corporate shill made up by The Left to sell Levi's jeans.
If the TRUTH doesn't get your attention, The Purp Tokers tell a handful of delicious drug stories this week. Happy pumpkin day everyone ~-~-~- <3
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October 12, 2020 • 49 mins
Well look who decided to drunk drive the headmaster's pumpkin carriage... The Grim Warlocks have arrived in style. You've gotta admit it, The Spookmen's Ball just wouldn't be the same without em!
~*~*~ Haters be damned: The Purple Boyz are 9 months pregnant with PUKKIN' this week ~*~*~
This special episode marks the 17th anniversary of The Baltimore Witch Smooch - so you know we ain't talkin' nothing but Grimbo Christ and Pukk...
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October 6, 2020 • 55 mins
The Grim Warlords ventured deep into the heart of the American psyche this week - and who did we find? None other than LJ "Cutthroat" Sullivan. As expected, the boys chat it up real good and salty with our old pal. We riff about Floopys, JFK, arson, Chupicambras, and so many more sexy delights.
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September 25, 2020 • 49 mins
The Grim Innovators get together this week to address a very important issue on the mind's of Americans: Poot Eye. Where does it come from? Where does it go? Does the Riddler do Nitrous?
Before the episode is over we share some intimate drug stories and pull off the worst Grimace Around The Horn of all time: Grimby interns for Elon Musk. God bless America.
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September 19, 2020 • 54 mins
Rocket has finally returned from his month-long Horse Hiatus and The Grim Stallions have finally been reunited. You know what that means! It's time for a very special episode: Grimace has graphic sex with some random monster during Hurricane Katrina.
We really dig into it this week. Go ahead, have a laugh, have a crack rock, have a smile for once in your worthless life. XoXo
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August 25, 2020 • 61 mins
As fate would have it, a modern hero stepped out from the fog before we started recording this week. Sure enough, it was none other than "The King of Swing" himself: Jeremy Nelson. To celebrate, The Bruthers Grim buckled down for an absolute riff-fiesta.
This week we get down to business on many important topics, including kissing the sexy alien from Splice, taking mushrooms before a 1st date, bringing your Stink Grandma to the b...
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August 14, 2020 • 55 mins
An old scorpion waddles back into the studio this week and wouldn't ya know... it's Montik Beans! Oh how we laughed this week. The Grim Stallions would riff, then Montar would follow with a heartwarming riff of his own. So young. Back and forth. We talk about Bassnectar and Martin Scorpsayze and everything in between.
Then, for your listening pleasure, we close it out by bringing Grimby to Foxcatcher Farms.
Will he train big wr...
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August 8, 2020 • 15 mins
The clip so tasty we couldn't wait a week to release it. In this special highlight episode, the whole crew gets in on the riff parade. We start with Grimace role playing as Mrs. Doubtfire, but before too long we end up with a dead mermaid, a jaded body builder, and a whole lot of 2nd degree homicide.
The whole family can enjoy this one.
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August 8, 2020 • 65 mins
We've got a full studio this week gang, so you know the riffs are bound to get a lil bit stanky. For your listening pleasure, The Grim Masochists welcome power couple Brett Haney and Ty Xan into the laugh zone for an evening of mischief and Mrs. Doubtfire.
We roast and riff and roast and riff until we're purple in the face, then we close it out by putting Grimace in a dress, sending him to Thanksgiving dinner, and making him beat...
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July 31, 2020 • 44 mins
The Grim Sympathizers roll up big this week, blowing big ole clouds and slinging big ole riffs for all to enjoy. We suck off our 69th episode in style, by talking nonsense and recounting the tale of Grimace's epic smoke-sesh with Smallmen Baggins (Bilbo's bitchass uncle)
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July 26, 2020 • 51 mins
The Grim Sinners welcome an old pal back into the studio this week, comedian Nick "Raging Bull" Daniels. We talk about everything from peehole teeth to the U.S. president with the most ass to Phineas & Ferb fan fiction and beyond.
But, don't worry, we didn't forget about your most repulsive desires; We close the episode out with a tasty Grimace feud set in 1800s New York. May god have mercy on our souls.
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