The Kiss Me Quick's Erotica

The Kiss Me Quick's Erotica

Fueled by art, sexuality, playfulness, adventure, and imagination, Rose & Dayv Caraway will arouse your senses with libidinous tales of love, loss, action, adventure, romance, suspense, horror, science fiction, paranormal, and fantasy. Brimming with limitless creativity and moxie these erotic stories are sure to seduce your thoughts and leave you and your partner(s) wanting more! This show is for adults only.

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May 26, 2024 25 mins

Hey Lurid Listeners!

Here's a yummy story taken from The Sexy Librarian's Big Book of Erotica, just in time for your holiday weekend!
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Originally published in May of 2015

Shelby is just your average slut looking for the right bronco rider to satisfy her. But, yet again, another lover is walking away when he finds he can’t keep up with Shelby’s feisty desires. Poor Shelby finds herself all alone in her father’s stables during monsoon season–well, if you don’t count her new desert-bred Arabian, who strangely wants to be the only “man” in her life. Listen along for a...

April 7, 2024 80 mins

Happy Monday, LuridListeners!

Today's KMQ episode is HOT! HOT! HOT! And, it's lovingly dedicated to my husband--the sexy man who has provided me with countless moments of steamy inspiration. This one's for you, Big Daddy. 

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March 31, 2024 54 mins

Happy Monday, LuridListeners!

Today, I'm treating you to another #FanFiction tale. I wrote this one back in 2010 and it was inspired by the crime drama show *dun-dun!*, Law & Order: SVU. 

I hope you enjoy!

 

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March 17, 2024 19 mins

Happy Monday, LuridListeners!

I hope the weekend treated you all well.

This week's DreamTime episode features a dream I had back in 2004 and is inspired by true events where I had taken a short video of myself doing something "spicy" in the bedroom, all alone, just for Big Daddy.

As always, we ask you to support our KMQ show by purchasing one of our many Erotica Anthology audiobooks listed on Audible, Amazon, and iTunes. Here is a ...

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Panties are for Amatures

It's Raynaldo's fault...  He's awakened something inside his wife that has her body reeling and begging for more. Anytime, anywhere, no matter what she's doing. But there is one t...

February 26, 2024 50 mins

I'd like to thank Malin James for writing the story "Bound/Unbound" just for the KMQ Lurid listeners. She is quickly becoming one of my favorite writers and is one of the many super talented writers featured in the audiobook "The Big Book of Orgasms". 

Malin can be found at http://malinjames.com/
Twitter- @MalinMJames

 

For More Aural Pleasure go to our Sexy Library!
http://bit.ly/KMQSexyLibrary


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February 18, 2024 15 mins

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February 18, 2024 29 mins

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February 4, 2024 14 mins

Happy Monday, #LuridListeners!

While Carl Weathers does not play a role in today's #DreamTime, I'd like to dedicate this episode to him. In my younger erotic fantasies, two of Carl's characters showed up prominently. First was his incredibly passionate and athletic Apollo Creed. Second was his character Dillon in the Predator movie--tho...

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January 30, 2024 60 mins

It's fallen to you to run Wineman House, and it's "redeemed whores" with an iron fist, just as you vowed. Guests have arrived! The mansion's renowned gunslinger, enjoys a particular brand of violence with, in private sessions.
Wineman House's loathsome handyman, Ben, has been slingin' back whiskey all morning.
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Happy Monday, Lurid Listeners!

It's a joy to read you yet another erotic dream from my Dream Journal. Today's dream is one that I had fairly recently, involving a glory hole. When you are done listening to the episode, go have a look at CzechFantasy.com, where I first saw the videos referenced in my dream. Maybe you'll see something the...

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Happy Monday, Lurid Listeners!

For today's episode, I read two back-to-back night terrors I had this past November. I also retell a couple of repetitive night terror dreams I had as a kid. There is a bit of violence in these dreams, including cannibalism and weaponry, so be prepared. Then, I read a blip of a conversational-type dream that I had back in 2014 with a guy sporting an admirable mullet.

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January 14, 2024 26 mins

Welcome back, Lurid Listeners!

Superheroes are spectacular fun, aren't they? And, though I suffer from superhero movie fatigue, my erotic side just will not listen, lol!

In today's dream, I am a very cat-like Cat Woman, performing a routine (not singing) on American Idol with Superman, Thor, Aquaman, and Simon Cowell on the judges' panel.

And, speaking of superheroes, I've got a Hulk dream & a Superman-Thor-Aquaman breeding dream t...

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Happy New Year, Lurid Listeners!

I've got three dreams to share with you today. First, we begin with a dream I had back in 2017 that includes an interesting endnote regarding reincarnation. Then, I'll take you to an apocalyptic time where I meet a beautiful woman in bandanas who's carrying a secret, and who reveals that she knows my secret. And, last, I've got a short and tame "ravishment" dream to share. (There is no violence, nor...

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January 3, 2024 49 mins

It's 1880. Your Mistress has been dead a year. It's fallen to you to run Wineman House, and it's "redeemed whores" with an iron fist, just as you vowed. Guests are to arrive soon--their bids have been placed. You know that promise means denying your pleasures and predilections, as well as losing the girls you've grown to care for--especially Mae, your feisty, freckled love, and Martha, your devoted housemaid who wants nothing more ...

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December 31, 2023 22 mins

Welcome to DreamTime #4, Lurid Listeners!

For a few days now, I've been thinking about this dream. I think I have a fuller story that needs to be written from it, or maybe you can take a crack at it. I woke up incredibly amorous after this one. This dream felt like it was packed with texture and exquisite sexual angst, as I (an apparent tree nymph?) was on a mission (with 666 rats by my side) to climb up into an old majestic oak tr...

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Happy Holidays, Lurid Listeners!


As promised, here's another "Dream Time" episode featuring a group of dreams I had on November 16th, 2023. While this episode isn't exactly holiday-themed, the first dream does guest star Bruce Willis! The second dream has a few unwanted spiders, and the third takes place in an office building, where a coffee boy gets a little underfoot, and an office girl really needs her spirits lifted.

Big Daddy...

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Welcome Back, Lurid Listeners!

DreamTime episode number two is here! Today, I'm reading two dreams from my journal, and both feature famous people, including a loosely-themed Christmas dream with Leonardo DiCaprio & Kevin Bacon, and another dream featuring Stephen King, and Joe Hill.

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Rose's erotic dreams in their rawest form. Unfiltered and unedited. Read to you directly from her journals. For privacy, however, the names of friends and family will be altered (except for dreams where her husband, Big Daddy, appears). BUT when it comes to movie stars or other “famous” figures, all bets are off—their names will...

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