👨‍👩‍👦‍👦 Family Episode - One last tantrum from Matthew for 2024

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Better than the lega better the leg.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Well, welcome to the John's Family Podcast. In this final
episode for year twenty twenty four, big moves foot for
next year. We'll let you know about that a little
bit later.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
We'll be moving from this feed somewhere.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Yeah, we'll be somewhere. Don't worry, we'll let you know
we're going to be.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
We'll update you on socials. But wow, what an excellent
coming to the end of our fifth year.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Guys said, look, thinking everyone too.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
The great dedication from the listeners to the podcast, and
you know a lot. We're all family, all of us
out there, a little bit dysfunctional, some of whom all
than others.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Thank god, that's good. So the theme today, people, it's family.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
So we're going to have some good stories along the way.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
How do you come up with this really, really good
theme that it's crazy?

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Thanks, guys, it's crazy. It's two weeks in a row.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Last week there was going to be a Halloween theme,
Patricia Halloween. I said, oh, that's a bit a bit
of a colder sack.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
How do we go? Horror opened right up today?

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Yeah, today was going to be farewells And I said,
you know what, rather than farewells. How about we do family?

Speaker 4 (01:16):
Why are you dressed like Robert de Niro?

Speaker 1 (01:18):
It looks cute.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
I like this.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Look, guys, what happened last week? We got dressed up
at Halloween? Today?

Speaker 2 (01:24):
I was told they're going to dress up as far
as I'm nice, We're going to dress up.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Classy a sign of respect to our listeners for our
last podcast for this year. I was informed that I
was informed that it was canceled.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Well did you not notice that no one responded to it? Thanks?

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Boys to be.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
Fair, especially thought it was a dress up too, But
then no one said anything going in. So that's why
I just didn't dress up. Yeah, yeah, I didn't. I
didn't get the memo apparently.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
God do we chuckle the chuckling away there?

Speaker 4 (01:53):
I'm just feeling so giddy today, Josh giddy.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Now we almost need a celebratory event.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
By the way, anyone else spotted that moth in the
top right corner. Look at the size of that thing.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
He came out of Frank's pocket. Oh sorry, out of
his dating book, out of his wallet?

Speaker 4 (02:11):
Does that thing off now?

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Feedback in questions before we move on to some of
their stories of the week. Andrew and Parmiston North Palmiston
North Boys.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Jack.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
I love the Kaylen Ponger episode on Backstage, particularly they
learned that Kaylon lived in Parmiston North for a stint.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Jack.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Did Kayln do things for training which would leave everyone
else in awe?

Speaker 5 (02:31):
Yeah, he did a fair especially my first year. The
first year obviously, like when I came back to the
Night from Sous, people got sort of used to what
he can do. But that first year twenty eighteen, going
into the twenty eighteen season. Back in the twenty seventeen
pre season he arrived at Newcastle and it was my
first ever preseason I think everyone was just shocked by

(02:53):
what he could do.

Speaker 4 (02:54):
Like just Radilie were.

Speaker 5 (02:55):
Still young at the time. He obviously has conditioned a
few people there to know what to expect. But that
preseason I remember, like the entire playing group and coaching staff.
I remember going to is It Jamie Shepard he was
one of his He was a defensive coacher at the
time of the Knights, and me and Sam Stone were
trying to defend him just four and four shape sometimes
and he was just tearing us apart, hitting along, getting

(03:17):
short running himself and honestly, Like we'd go to him
and say what.

Speaker 4 (03:22):
Should we do it?

Speaker 5 (03:22):
He would come up, he would honestly would say to us,
I don't know what to do, like you just go.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
To do your best.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
That is, that's purely natural talent to actually carry the
ball to the line, have no clear indication what you're
going to do, but just being able to instinctly find
the right play. But now that what's made him w
dangerous now is that he's worked out his game, knows
where the sweet spot.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
In the field strong.

Speaker 5 (03:44):
The thing now, though, is he's running games so much
more of a threat now Like then he had the
running threat just with speed. But as you can see,
like as when you see him in person, he's a
lot bigger than he looks like.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
He can break tackles so easily. Were strong around the hips,
isn't it big and the hips? Lots of comments on
that interview about people admiring his legs. Excellent legs. I
don't know if you saw it, dad, but likes right
above the knees. It has excellent quotes and calves, Trish.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
I do love a good calf, you do.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Congratulations, I've lost my calf.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Yeah, I've actually lost it, Like with the ankle thing.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
Is there like an attraction?

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Will live? So sorry?

Speaker 3 (04:30):
Is there a self indulgement?

Speaker 4 (04:32):
Is there any attraction there?

Speaker 5 (04:33):
Like if if you're a female traian good looking car,
not legs, calves, specifically the calf muscle on the back
of the shin there.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
No, it's the whole thing. It's the whole leg You've
got to have some nice quads and calf.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
Hey can I ask you?

Speaker 3 (04:48):
I do you like a nice question?

Speaker 4 (04:50):
As a powerful woman? What is the wrong and what
is the most attractive body part on a man? Like
just looking at a bloa, Like, there's a lot of
girls say like they arms they love, like a back
they love. I heard a lot of girls saying they're
like obviously eyes and.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
Smile, eyes and smile and number one.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
You think eyes and smile number one?

Speaker 3 (05:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (05:09):
Would you say eyes smiles? What about like overbody? Yeah yeah,
yeah yeah. So if you saw a guy, you know,
sitting there might be wearing a roughest tumbled shirts being
used a few times, but he's got a nice smile
and the next him is.

Speaker 4 (05:21):
The guy that shirtless ripped up? Which one are you
looking at?

Speaker 3 (05:24):
You know, I'm looking at the lovely smile and nice eyes,
kind eyes.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
Because this is what this is the argument that I
want to throw to you guys, because I've got beautiful
blue eves and a really nice smile exactly. And but
like Jack, on the other hand, he's probably more of
a he's got tall eyes, he's tall, dark and handsome,
he's got that nice body. So where does that leave me? Then,
I guess does that.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
Mean personality comes into it? Coops?

Speaker 4 (05:48):
So I went there as well, you've got a great personality.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
I've passed on the best of myself to both of you.
You're welcome.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
That's when I first when I would trush, when she
fell in love with me, for love at first sight,
must smile, my eyes, mustard shirt, my marone traip.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
You haven't got good eyes. You've got brown eyes, beautiful eyes,
brown eyes.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
They were actually nicer. I mean they've been beaten up
a little bit.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
Brown eyes, bro, that's what that you know what they
call him brown called the us whole of brown eyes.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Oh thanks, scoop, beautiflies.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
And he had a nicer nose too. It's been a
little bit damage.

Speaker 4 (06:23):
Well it was more damage if you shave that caterpillar
on your top lip as well.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
I'm getting used to it. Let's sing, hey, because he's
still got the cliptical of that. Let's look. Sorry what
I saw another day doing a little. I know he
took it off, did you no?

Speaker 1 (06:36):
That's still it?

Speaker 4 (06:37):
Ty use foul mouth, unbelievable?

Speaker 3 (06:41):
Sorry, does it have another word? Have another time? Goat
is actually off the chin? That is no, this is
below the leap.

Speaker 4 (06:51):
We can look. I understand the boys can sometimes make
smutty jokes, like we have said some disgusting things like
ours eater and stuff throughout this family podcast duration. But
tris for you to you to lower yourself to our
standard to say d it's disgusting to.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Use the word clotorous. Everybody honest with you. I don't
know if I don't know if the g spot all
the clatorus actually exists. Never I've gone searching. It's like
the Holy Grail or the Ark of the Convenant. You
just can't find it.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
Honestly, nature skills aren't fantasy.

Speaker 4 (07:22):
Sometimes I've hired an expedition and we're gather around with torches.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
I bought a dolphin tourch last year. They don't actually
bought a dolphin where's run from? Where did they come
from from? The Naomi in bread Bow? Of course?

Speaker 2 (07:37):
You know you know where Breadbell thread Okay, bread Bow
is an hour outside of Threadbat. When you drive to Threadbow,
you go through a place called bread Bat.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
You didn't read about here about the woman that was
stuck out in the Wilman as she was a Swedish photographer.
I believe what Breadbow no in the snowy mountains got
bitten by a snake, and yet two weeks was out there.
She's in kumb my hospital at the moment.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Shout out to her anyway, she's a podcast listener.

Speaker 5 (08:06):
One sec there. Sorry, I speak of wilderness. Are you
back sleeping in your own rooms these days?

Speaker 1 (08:11):
I didn't last night.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
She started out. I started out, tell everyone what we
had a part.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
Of it in the morning, to have a bit of
a have a squirt.

Speaker 5 (08:21):
I heard, I heard you use it three in the morning,
because guess who else had to have a quick squirt
three in the morning thing in this house?

Speaker 3 (08:26):
Well, I was up from one because little Charlie, I'm
on Pooh Watch. Looks her vowels aren't amazing. At the moment,
we're following around like observing every pool and how much
is poo and if there's blood in it?

Speaker 1 (08:38):
He really is hard.

Speaker 4 (08:39):
So what happened you guys start doing it?

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Three am in the morning.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
I get up anyway, I'm literally hazy. I'm sort of
collecting myself. I'm standing there and she.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
Goes, hope you put the suit up?

Speaker 3 (08:49):
Peeing?

Speaker 1 (08:49):
No, stop, let me do this.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
You put the suit up? Did you put the suit up?
Did you put your seat up? Did you put the
suit up? Right? Washing my hands and I'm trying to
collect myself and I go oh.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
And I go yeah yeah, And then I go and
I get title paper to make sure, and I just
I wiped the suit. Then did you put the seat up?
And I went no, I didn't put them set up,
but I just cleaned it. And then she was like,
why are you yelling? And then she called me an
idiot and then called me a moron. She said you
are a stupid moron.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
No, not stupid, just a morn now bother because he
wouldn't answer me. I mean, all I wanted you to
do is answer the question. Because I was about to
go on pee once again. I needed warning whether there
was going to be any p on the seat once again,
this might surprise you, Matthew. I know you think you've
got that. I don't want to sit in your peek.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
You asked me a piece on your chest every night, Chaos.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
I've lived with three girls before, and I know I
brought us up on the podcast before.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
You lived with three girls before.

Speaker 5 (09:48):
Yeah, Jackie, I live with the girls when I first
moved to Newcastle, and their thing was, now you are
asking for the seat up. I can't get this through
my head right, and it's probably the way we've been
raised out living in a house of boys. Now, they
were offered if I accidentally left the seat up, now.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
Let me clarify for you.

Speaker 5 (10:08):
Yeah, yeah, but like you're big on the seat, so
there's no pee like they don't have to wipe it,
but there's no residue of pea on the seat like
you'd prefer to keep it up.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
Yes, So then when I went to their place as.

Speaker 5 (10:20):
A courtesy, I would always make sure I left the
seat up, and every now and then I would accidentally
forget to put it back down. Now I feel like
and they'd be like, really.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
Verify for you ticket one Okay, no, no, you just
don't know what you're doing when you pee. Lift this
seat up, so you just got the ceramic because we
don't sit on the seramic. We sit on this seat.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Yeah, that's what I did.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
So you lift the set up when after you flushed,
you put the whole seat.

Speaker 4 (10:51):
I generally would, but sometimes you just sometimes you just.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
Forget and you're preoccupy it.

Speaker 5 (10:56):
But I feel like if they walk in there and
see it up, they go, oh, that's you know, that's
thank you to Jack for thinking about us.

Speaker 4 (11:04):
Now I push it down and it's per well.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
You gotta How are you not going to about that?

Speaker 4 (11:08):
I got a life hack for everyone. How about this? Us?
As blokes, what we can start doing is we sit
down to piss.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
In the words of your man Brunner, Yeah the boys, yea,
the boys.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
We sit down and we piss the way women did it.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
You know, guys, you know what the only fair things
to do is put this to vote. Should we pee
with the seat down?

Speaker 1 (11:29):
I say, yay, sure, yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
That you don't pee on the.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
Second You think we've got more control than we actually do.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
God knows where there's going to be pe next.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
This one from Naomi and Breadbough once again, great job
filling for Kyle and the Cole and Jackie O shot.
Heard my favorite artist Dan Lewis in there on Tuesday.
Did you get to meet Dean?

Speaker 4 (11:52):
I did, Yeah, lovely guy, terrific man. Because his brother
Reese works at Fox Sports. He's our sound in Vegas
with us about twins.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Listen to Dean on the radio that day. Honestly it
could have been Reees.

Speaker 4 (12:10):
Yeah, they sound very similar. Brisbane boy. So no, very
very good blow, very good singer as well, great artists.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Great was the artists.

Speaker 4 (12:16):
Good to see the artists going on.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
Interesting that he said he's bigger in Europe than here,
So I can walk down the street in Australia no
one really recognized.

Speaker 4 (12:22):
But I think a lot of those artists who are
so common in Australia, like they're people are Australia where
red Yeah, everyone's very underwhelmed by seeing like Australians around
like famous Australians in Australia, Whereas when Australians go overseas,
like Americans really get around their American celebrity. Whereas in Australia,
like you know, for example, Maddie John's Australian icon't so speak.

(12:46):
But you walk the streets, you know, you get the
young boy going bright there you go and bring back
the biff, but no one gives it like a no one.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
Gives a ship. I wouldn't go that far. You are
right when I we're in Singapore. People sick for me
in Singapore.

Speaker 4 (12:58):
They love you. Was huge.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Yeah, sure this one. Ty in Perth made on your recommendation,
went and saw Joker too. It's probably the worst thing
I've ever seen.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
Are you out of your mind? Well, worst thing Ty
you've ever seen. I will direct you to the Office Australia.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
That is, I'll fix it.

Speaker 4 (13:16):
That is what were they think? Why?

Speaker 5 (13:20):
I love to see at what point, like because they've
got to realize it now, at what point they've realized
we've got who.

Speaker 4 (13:30):
You wouldn't I.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
Don't reckon a really, I think that was probably key
they don't.

Speaker 4 (13:34):
I think you do try and do like you can't
just get a.

Speaker 3 (13:36):
Big name like they didn't need one big name.

Speaker 5 (13:38):
Steve Carell was Steve Carell wasn't not before not before
the Office.

Speaker 4 (13:44):
That's what grew. But your first episode of the Office.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
I reckon it was semi famous.

Speaker 4 (13:49):
He was just because he just tried for SNL, lost
out to Will Ferrell, and then people still knew his name.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
People knew who he was.

Speaker 4 (13:56):
He was I'd be surprised to I don't think.

Speaker 5 (13:59):
I think you better go look at the history books.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Guys, while they're still thinking that our first theme. Okay,
each of us, give us.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
Give us, give the listener a story, a funny one
evolving you growing up. So of course you boys growing
up and Patricia, you and I as far as you know, growing.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
Up the old days they go.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
Well, I I struggled with this. I seem to always
be getting into trouble. I know that. But my mom
my mom was forever like telling me how naughty I was,
because like she'd had six other children and either seventh
was like the biggest handful ever.

Speaker 4 (14:44):
Oh really, yes, language.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
So I had. There were a couple of things. I
had an ex brother in law. He's an ex now
tie me to the mulbry tree on time. Timy kangaroos
actually tied me with rope to the mouldy tree. My
brother found out, not happy, not happy. There was a
bit of a family domestic over that one, was it.
But my funny thing is all it's not funny, But

(15:08):
it's just for how I preocy. I was a pretty
lonely kid because I lived at the bottom of town,
next door to service station, and we didn't there were
no other kids around.

Speaker 4 (15:18):
Funny in this question, and she.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
Might eventually get to the funny the punchlines coming boys
is hanging.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
There, And so what I would do. I would endear
myself to the girl's pump and gas service station. I'd
sit up in the mulbery tree, eating the mulberries, of course,
and choutting to them all. And what do you think
I felt like?

Speaker 1 (15:41):
Maybe boys?

Speaker 2 (15:42):
You remember this, But in the seventies there were girls
who would pump petrol in bikinis.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
Hot girls, Yeah, yeah, hot girls short.

Speaker 5 (15:50):
It was like a marketing tactic like that to get
people to come. Yeah, pretty much.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
And yeah. And I sat in that tree and I went,
when I grow up, I want to be just like that.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
And you did this morning. You went out and washed
both cars in your bikini.

Speaker 4 (16:06):
Wow, that is you never see. It's too amazing. That
is a phenomenal story. My story. There's a couple. But
I'm going to pick my favorite memory going up because
I can't remember a heap of my childhood. I don't
know why that's drinking.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
Some of them.

Speaker 4 (16:21):
I don't know. But one of the one of my
great memories is it's no secret given my personality now
that I was quite a hard child. Like you, got
into a little bit of mischief as a child, not
as much as you trish obviously climbing mulbrew trees.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
Here's a bad girl.

Speaker 4 (16:38):
Let's not forgiciate the Moulberys as welcome girls. Didn't even
you didn't you don't tell me you didn't even wash
off the pesticides on them.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
Oh that girl mate das in the organic.

Speaker 4 (16:49):
But I went down I went down to a neighbour's
house one time and we were going to watch a movie.
And I would have been might have been a bringing
this up, actually about nine or ten years old, years
of age, maybe that give will take a few years.
And we're down there and all the boys said, what
do we want to watch? What do you want to watch?
And I said, let's watch saw Saw just come out?
It was it was I hadn't seen it. It was scary.

(17:11):
It was a phenomenon. And the dad down there went, all, guys, look,
that's eighteen plus. I don't you guys aren't ad and
you guys are ten years of all those years of age.
But let's not put that on. And I went, no,
screw that, Let's watch Saw. Who wants who's with me?
Rallying up our little colt of kids? They were like yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then I said, and let's put sour and he
said no. And he called me out in front of

(17:32):
everyone and said no when I watch and Saw, if
you put sour on, you'll piss your little pants. And
then I said, no, what't and let's watch it? And
he said, what don't you get about it? You're not
watching Saw? And I went this and give him the bird.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
He said, you said, what don't you get about this?

Speaker 1 (17:46):
That's thought.

Speaker 4 (17:47):
I said, that's what don't you get about this? Thanks
for interrupting the flow of my story. And he grabbed me,
threw me outside of his.

Speaker 3 (17:54):
House and I didn't know he manhandled.

Speaker 4 (17:57):
Man handled me. There might have been a slap on
the ass in as well. Don't worry. I didn't say anything,
but cops, no, no, no, it was from your end.
And then I went home and I had to I
had to write him a letter, made me write him
a letter.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
Yeah, an apology letter, and he said, no problem.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
He just went back inside put the VHS to the
movie they were gonna watch, which was an old.

Speaker 5 (18:17):
Ladies human said of me, oh God, Jackson, Oh mine
was mine? Was all the funny things like over the years,
Matthew was very good Cooper. I think you'd agree with
me at taking us to work. You always take us
into the footy show. You always take us into the
Sunday Roast or whatever those shows he was doing.

Speaker 4 (18:35):
But he was good to me.

Speaker 5 (18:37):
He took me on like those trips to New York
and I got to really know his triple m Grill
team pals, MG, Paigy, Gussy walland very very well. And
of course you know the Page, the page man, and
he's one of my favorite favorite people that you ever
worked with, just because he was just so funny. Like
the best part of it was he'd never act like

(18:57):
you know when adults act around kids like they try
to behave themselves a bit.

Speaker 4 (19:01):
He would never. And it was the best because I'd learned.

Speaker 5 (19:04):
So much about Page, Like I remember the best The
best story was my nineteenth birthday. Actually, I need to
do another birthday soon. When I enth birthday before I
moved up to Newcastle. The boys did a dress up
and they did like a pop culture thing right, and
everyone dressed up as like a music icon and the
boys went all out.

Speaker 4 (19:21):
They had a really good time.

Speaker 5 (19:22):
But before everyone rocked up, probably about mid day, Paigi
Pigi rocked up in a full clown.

Speaker 4 (19:29):
App for it.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
It was it was just before eleven o'clock.

Speaker 5 (19:33):
Yeah, eleven a m. Yeah, just rocked up in a
full clown costume. He'd already he'd already started drinking and
everyone has rocked up and like no one had, no
one had started like putting their costumes on yet, and
we all looked at him and we're like, what the fuck?

Speaker 4 (19:47):
And he goes, well, I'm here for the party.

Speaker 3 (19:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (19:49):
And for context, he didn't apart from knowing like Dad, Me,
Jack and Trish, he knew no one else at the
party and didn't even introduce himself as who he was.
He just said I'm the clown. Everyone was like, who
is this? We finish.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
He was still there the next morning.

Speaker 5 (20:04):
Yeah, yeah, he slept out. It was a really hot
October day too, and I remember looking and like he
had like the cloud makeup was thick.

Speaker 4 (20:13):
It was thick.

Speaker 5 (20:14):
On his skin, and as the day went on, you
could just see it start to crack. It was almost
like something out of a horror film.

Speaker 4 (20:20):
Obviously there was the paint was so thick that it
covered his paws, so he couldn't sweat through the paint.
So slowly as he started to sweat underneath it, his
seep through all the and it was frightening. Like there's
a picture of him next to Jack and you can
see it start to crack all around his neck. He
looks like a full villain.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
I remember at one am, Tricia's sister Louis's tin. They
won't say exactly what he said.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
Louisa came over to me and said, MA, I'm really
worried about the clown.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
He's getting rather dark.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
Yeah, yes, I do remember.

Speaker 4 (20:49):
I remember you guys tried to come out with us.

Speaker 5 (20:51):
He's wanted to go out, and you were like, yeah,
let's do it, and Page's going I screw it, Yeah,
I'll come out, and thought it's a fair chance he's
probably not going to get in little bit.

Speaker 4 (21:00):
Was the first time he used the fake ida that night?

Speaker 1 (21:02):
Was it really?

Speaker 4 (21:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (21:03):
Now you are a rebel.

Speaker 4 (21:05):
Some many stories you got to use seventeen. That's right.
I used Jack's ID and I got in using because
you look so light, I shout out to the bar
that we went to. Don't say it, yeah, keep it tired.

Speaker 3 (21:18):
Didn't that actually go with you?

Speaker 5 (21:19):
No?

Speaker 1 (21:19):
No, he didn't go.

Speaker 4 (21:20):
He didn't let him.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
The great thing about Pagey time management. You think about this,
He turned up at about just after ten thirty am.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
At the party dressed, had to tow us clown with
makeup everywhere. Now, that must have taken to get all
that on at least an hour and a half.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
Yet he turned up blind still, So you get there
and you go, okay, you got up in the morning,
just an hour and a half. He's still meant to
just get blind drunk and turns up at our place
just after ten thirty am. That is amazing time management.

Speaker 4 (21:47):
Breakfast Radio is probably up from four true story true.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Mine was when I.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
Was a kid growing up, I was about I was
about thirteen, and what we used to do sometimes we
lived and we used to stay at the caravan park
up at Finger Bay, and we used to us and
we used to get two car loads and we used
to throw the surfboards in. We should drive up the
North Coast, going town by town, just surfing, having a
great time. Anyway, Dad, Dad's driving, Gas is driving. He's

(22:13):
Mitsubishi van. We've got a few people in there. And
I say, hey, Dad, Dad, I really needed to have
a piss and mate, it was bump at a bump of
traffic going down the Pacific Highway.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
He's going, no, mate, just hang on to the service station. Eventually,
twenty minutes later, I said, Dad, I really need to
need his shit really really bad. He goes, mate, just
hang on, you can't do it the side of the road.
Here this car is.

Speaker 4 (22:34):
I said, Dad, I'm literally pissing my pants.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
He goes, all right, So literally he doesn't pull the
side of the road. He just goes get out and
go off into the bush. So I'm into the bush right.
I have a bit of a squirt. Then it's action time.
Pull my pants down to my ankles and I'm squatting
having an edge. Were twelve and Dad Gas yells out
he knows how terrified to wass the snakes, goes, Jesus, Matthew,

(22:57):
you get out of there. It's a snake.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
So I come charged out of the bush with still
pants around my ankles, shitting at the same time while
there's like bumping a bump of traffic just laughing at me.

Speaker 4 (23:09):
I thought, that's kind of traumatic.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
That's pretty sad. Good story, bad story.

Speaker 5 (23:18):
Well I got I wanted to have a chat again.
It's obviously such a hot topic at the moment as
the election.

Speaker 4 (23:24):
Rogan had Trump on watching it, and I've been watching
bits and pieces of it. It's you got to give
him credit.

Speaker 5 (23:32):
He you know, he talks so fast, doesn't let's like,
he doesn't let him get in for a part of
their story to ask a question.

Speaker 4 (23:39):
Then he moves on to another.

Speaker 5 (23:41):
Like it's very hard to follow his conversation if you're
trying to interview him.

Speaker 4 (23:44):
I can I can imagine. But Joe Rogan did it
quite well.

Speaker 5 (23:47):
The best parts were where he was he was claiming that, Oh,
I'm somewhat of a whale psychologist myself. I can tell
because they're talking about like the the wind turbines and
the all the environmental as well.

Speaker 4 (24:01):
Because you've been doing the impersonation all week. To the hands,
your Trump impersonation while you do it, because you use
the hands is what you've been doing it all week.
Kamela Camela Tamala. Do the full impersonation, Jack, not just
one word. I'm trying to think of what what have
I been saying? Just talking about whales and the wind turbines,

(24:23):
and then you just.

Speaker 5 (24:24):
Believe I believe that the whales, I could talk to them.
I'm a well psychologist, and I believe that I believe
that the wind turbines, the wind turbines, that they don't
like them. They don't like the wind turbines, and they're
going away from the shores.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
Good. You need to do more impersonations.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
Joe Rogan posted something the other day on that show,
the View, who are really anti Trump? And all the
people are on the View now so except one are
purely Democrats and hate Trump. Yet when he was mooted
the rumors going around that he might run for the presidency,
they got him on and he was given a stif
any ovation, they're all coming up and they'll kissing him

(25:02):
and saying you've got to run, you'll be fantastic.

Speaker 5 (25:05):
Quickly he just claims things too like he's just so
like it.

Speaker 4 (25:10):
Is quite it's quite funny.

Speaker 5 (25:11):
Like our Joe goes, oh, do you like do you
ever do any sort of training or something he goes, oh,
I'm incredibly fit. I'm incredible. Everybody at dog everybody says
I'm one of the fittest of everything.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
I tell you what.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
He runs his camp, he runs his campaign will build
off that little bit of tongue in cheek stuff. And
what really helps him more than anything is the elites
telling people don't vote for him. Put all the elites
telling people, if you vote for him, you're a moron.
So then people go, you know what, well you I'm
going to vote for him. And the reason they'd always

(25:43):
talk about him about Trump get in. They call it
the shy vote. So when people go to him and
ask him in the street, you know, with Polinge who
you're going to vote for, people are more reluctant, just
reluctant to say Trump for fear of ridicule, so they'll
say undecided or Kamala Harris and then going to the
going to the booth there and sign.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
That's that's why they be vote for him.

Speaker 4 (26:04):
Yeah, that's why Carmina's campaign.

Speaker 5 (26:06):
They're going so hard at people going don't don't just vote,
but vote with a friend, go with a friend like
and say but once a're in there, you know, once
you're in there and you're voting.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
Who knows, well they got him a dollar fifty to
win Kamala Harris at two fifty five.

Speaker 4 (26:20):
Well anything else from good news, good bad.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
Yeah, I've got things, all things good and bad and
allth Korea I said, lustbied. Last week it's been confirmed
North Korea have sent ten thousand troops into Russia to
help defeat Ukraine. Now there's fears of a serious escalation here.
Let me use this example because this is how major
war start. So World War One started when of all

(26:44):
people like an Austrian Hungarian arch transferred.

Speaker 4 (26:47):
Yeah I know, shir was.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
He was shot dead on a bridge that me and
Brian went to his tymey little bridge over Canal Sarajeva
by young Bosnian. Now that triggers itself so much with
other people coming in that eventually Australians fighting in Gallipoli
down the Dardnells. I mean that shows you the redidual
residual effect when others come in. So at the moment
North Korea and South Korea is saying we might go

(27:09):
in help the Ukraine. That also Japan are saying that,
then that may lead to China coming in and the
way it goes.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Do you know what I mean? Okay, too much for us?

Speaker 3 (27:20):
It is true.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Where is this going not listening or we don't know history.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
Yeah, no, he's just saying this is how this is
the bad the walls escalate to becoming like currently it's
a war between the Ukraine and Russia. He's saying how
things escalate like this is exactly what's happening on North
Korea is now coming in.

Speaker 4 (27:39):
I don't need the echo explaining. I'm just saying, what why,
why we bring.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
Well, I'm saying it's the bad. Well, it all can't
be mirth on it, Okay, But here's good. There's some
for the North Korean people who have been getting screwed
for years from their dead ship did dictator.

Speaker 4 (27:59):
That's all.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
North Korea's are finally getting money into their economy by exportation.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
They're starting to export. North Korea now the biggest exporter
of myth in the world.

Speaker 4 (28:09):
Good on them.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
How that good news?

Speaker 3 (28:13):
Something's going on from that if you like, Well, it's
like World.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
War two Germany hitly used myth to the general population
as well as his troops. What they're doing in North Korea,
they're giving myth to as medicine and now they're starting
to export it. That's crazy heavy. You've given people a
tip if you want that one on World War two.
There's a book out called Blitzed to give you the
full story about how German how the country of Germany

(28:38):
become addicted to myth.

Speaker 4 (28:40):
Or just google it.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
Oh, read the book than the movies.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
It's not exactly fact all the time. Getting on your source,
I read that a pizza restaurant in Germany has been
investigated by the police after it's allergically found that it
is offering drugs encoded language. Yeah on their menu, on
their pizza men, I've heard.

Speaker 4 (29:08):
I read that if you ring up and ask for
a number forty or forty one or something that means
you want cocaine and the pizza bo.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
The same thing. Down the road, I ran out and
aster of sixty nine. You wouldn't believe it turned up.

Speaker 4 (29:18):
Who didn't.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
That's something else to who neighbors once Mary.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
Ai, this is weird, which I didn't even know. It's
not only finding its way into the bedroom, which I
didn't know that. It was in the form of robot
lovers and virtual intelligence or virtual relationships. Tweet, but it's
now actually bringing the dead back to life decades after. Yeah,
this is a new thing.

Speaker 4 (29:44):
It's crazy.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
Decades after someone has passed, they're actually companies developing legacy
systems where you can go and interact with your past
loved ones.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
That's pretty good.

Speaker 4 (29:54):
Listenally I you might get it.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
Yeah, they might get it.

Speaker 4 (29:57):
They have to be dead, like, they couldn't just be
a lot like for people that they probably say. For example,
say for say you and mum get divorced out and you're, oh,
you know, I really miss that. She's got a new blow.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
Could could he.

Speaker 4 (30:10):
Go and have virtual relationship with you?

Speaker 3 (30:12):
I wouldn't guess.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
So, Coop, I passed away doing something rather heroic and
then you wanted to talk to me in the future,
so you can reach out to me and I.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
Can handle on how are you a kid?

Speaker 4 (30:24):
That's not quite No, I wouldn't do that. And the
probably the piece of fiction. They're probably doing something heroic,
trying to start the lawnmower.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
Yeah, what's a ship?

Speaker 4 (30:37):
What is a ship? Way to die?

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Probably on the toilet, I think probably.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
Well died on the toilet, Okay, on the toilet, mate.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
Honestly to smell that come out of you a couple
of days, you might kill the whole house those bacteria.
I want you to take a break on that note. Yeah, yeah,
we know you don't act all. Well, We're going to
take a break and we'll come back with some some
more fun stuff and mirth and and information. Welcome back

(31:09):
to the show.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
Time for the theme if you could once been on family,
if you could join any TV or film family, real
or fictional, which would it be.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
I'll give you a clue. Okay, these are a few
of my favorite. No, it's the sound of music. I
want to join the von.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
Traps, worried about their political leanings, all those covering basis.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
I've gone the Menandez family. Are you the dad?

Speaker 3 (31:42):
That's a scene?

Speaker 4 (31:44):
Yeah, well so if just for clarity, if you are
in that family, who which which party? Are you?

Speaker 1 (31:50):
Are you the child? Are you the cousin? Okay, you're
not actually in the director the will meaning cousin.

Speaker 4 (31:54):
You're the uncle, said those boys free, Yeah, the creepy
uncle head of that.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
I got the Carrigans of the Castle to it would
be good, Daryl.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
That would be fun.

Speaker 4 (32:04):
I went the Osbourne's Cobber.

Speaker 5 (32:06):
I just think I would, you know, I feel like
my father resembles Ossie in his yea during that the
first reality TV Really family, aren't they It was?

Speaker 1 (32:20):
It was, it.

Speaker 3 (32:21):
Was well as far as we know, Yeah, we don't
know that.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
It was a long It was a long time before
the Osborne.

Speaker 5 (32:30):
Some of like you know, Ossie's outlandish remarks and bizarre conversations.
I can I can see it there with Matthew. I
can see a bit of Aussie about you.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
He has never touched a drug in his life.

Speaker 4 (32:41):
Incredible, And you're I had the grusewaltz our Man Family Vacation.
What an excellent that is. I think it's the closest
representation to a family on a road trip. I think
that movie.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
Perfectly that rare.

Speaker 4 (33:02):
Jesus representation, representation. I had a little mini stroke there, you.

Speaker 5 (33:07):
Know, I think you got it from Tru said allegedly
before was allegedly really.

Speaker 4 (33:15):
When I meant difficult, who's your family?

Speaker 1 (33:19):
It is? Yeah, that's all right, he was just preparing.

Speaker 4 (33:25):
I thought it was a joke, considering you know what
that father going, Well, I'm.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
Not saying I'm the father, I'm saying on the on
the friendly uncle, you're just in the family.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
Now this week, just talking about some stuff that happened
in their personal stories.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
The Bloke Pod podcast with our man denn and Camp Maddie,
the water Boy, any Chanda or on this week the
Door Yep Now listen, people, urge people, go and listen
to this episode.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
I loved it by the way.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
The boys ventured into the the world and the love
and the aw of ancient Egypt and China. There were
some unusual opinions, but I must say Shandle hop skipped
and jumped into the world of Shandle conspiracy, one of
which was he believes there are dragons in the world.

(34:15):
He said, there's too much recollection, there's too much literature
on them and pictures on me. He said, there are
definitely dragons.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
And the other one, which took a step further, he said,
we are basically an alien race who came to Earth
and we're the occupiers and were killed off.

Speaker 4 (34:31):
The people who lived here.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
Shandor or Earl Is that scientology?

Speaker 4 (34:37):
No?

Speaker 1 (34:37):
No, what's that movie?

Speaker 5 (34:40):
What's that movie with John Travoldo Battlestar Battlestar Earth, Battlefield
Earth Excellent?

Speaker 4 (34:46):
That's That's about that.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
I think rotten tomatoes.

Speaker 4 (34:49):
So is he a conspiracy letting people know shandor earl
Apart from being one of the No, he's one of
the great thinkers. So he constantly is right. But unfortunately
what that happens sometimes is and he starts thinking about
the wrong things. This is where he goes down a
rabbit hole in his head. While he's laying there doing
naked sit ups, he'll think about, well, people can't just
invent dragons. Dragons must have existed, so they're obviously real

(35:12):
because they wouldn't draw a dragon if it wasn't real.
Things like that, so he would have and people genuinely
believe that.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
Realistically, they're just a version of a stereosaurus rights.

Speaker 4 (35:24):
You just would not have thought of.

Speaker 3 (35:27):
The wings, know, the things on the back.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
The plates.

Speaker 5 (35:33):
Although I will say, if you're in your worse than
in medieval times and you do come across, say a
Tyrannosaurus rex, yeah, you find the fossil of it. You know,
if you find the bones or whatever, you look at
it and you'd go chuck wing wings on that thing yourself.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
A dragons. Everyone thinks lizards are the ancestors the dinosaurs.
Birds are the ancestors.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
Where do lizards come from, then, Matthew, there are they
from the ocean?

Speaker 4 (36:02):
No? Sure they all aren't we all ancestors from dinosaurs?
They were the first living thing.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
No, mate, No, they were not the most living thing.
There were lots of living things before them.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
They have lived for three hundred They lived on this
earth for something like three hundred million years until this
giant meteor hit to Loom Mexico, penetrated the earth, killed
them off tightly, and then bit by bit the organisms
that survived we are the byproduct.

Speaker 4 (36:29):
Are you sure Cobbert was a media? Are they confirm
that asteroid media? Jesus Christ? I thought it was like
one of the ice age. Elon Musk has come out
actually and said he's done a big well.

Speaker 5 (36:41):
Trump said he's going to be his He's going to
make him a part of his part of his cabinet,
the cabinet for cost cutting.

Speaker 4 (36:50):
Because apparently because he did such a job with Twitter.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
Is going to give his other supporter Whole Cogan. So
let me just get let's leave, let's speak of whole Star.

Speaker 3 (36:59):
And the thing was not good.

Speaker 5 (37:02):
Thanks true Elon reckons he goes, you do a really
good deep dive on the ice ages, all different ice
ages that happened, and the last ice age something really,
something really crazy happened that affected evolution and whatnot. So
he goes he encourages people to do a deep dive
on the last ice age.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
Okay, so he said that they didn't tell anyone what
it was.

Speaker 5 (37:23):
No, No, he just says, it's a deep dive. Go
into him and he says the last ice age. Going
on a deep dive it you'll see some crazy things.

Speaker 4 (37:29):
Shand or musk musk musks just fily an excellent lolly.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
Never liked the musk life savers.

Speaker 4 (37:38):
They're amazing. Something from my personal from this week. Me
and Jack went on the Budget Smuggler on last Thursday.
Excellent time out there. Just want to shout him out.
I had a great time. There was lots of lots
of alcohol was consumed, lots of dancing as well. Excellent day.
But something I wanted to pull up now this is
a lesson for everyone in this room. Frank included, sometimes

(38:01):
what you can say on air or on a podcast
from no matter how long ago, can have repercussions you
on you in the present day. I will elaborate I
want to fill my car up at the service station
a couple days ago, and I've pulled up and my
year eight maths teacher was she pulled up next to

(38:22):
me in her car. Now she was sitting there, Hi, hey, Coob,
are you going?

Speaker 5 (38:25):
Hey?

Speaker 4 (38:25):
How a long time?

Speaker 1 (38:26):
I see?

Speaker 5 (38:26):
Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (38:27):
Yeah? How you mean how the kids? Yeah? You're good? Anyway,
she was giggling at me, and I said, what are
you laughing at me? And she said, oh, I've started
listening to the radio since you've joined it, since you've
joined the media this year. And I went, oh, how
good's that? She says, yeah, yeah, yeah, and then it
was kind of awkward. You're still laughing at I said
why and she said, oh, you said something earlier in
the year that you know it's kind of awkward. And

(38:48):
I said, what did I say? Because a lot of
times I'll just say things and then like I won't
remember it. And apparently I was talking about which all
the guys that are listening will understand this when you
start going through puberty in school, spontaneous erections that you
get potentially whether they're on the school bus, you could
be in McDonald's, you could be anywhere.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
Most of timeline behind the belt, put a vers what idea?

Speaker 4 (39:08):
Tuck it up in the waistliness the only way to
deal with them the top put it in. I went
in a great detail about how I used to get
them on the bus sometimes the vibrations of the bus
weren't have a speed bump, felt quite nice. Well, and
then I also spoke about how in my year eight,
year nine mass class it was I would basically have
an erection for the whole class.

Speaker 3 (39:30):
Like that's turned you on because I had.

Speaker 4 (39:33):
A female teacher. I think that was the only reason
you said this, And I said this on air, right anyway,
this is the mass teacher that pulled up to me
yesterday at the service station. It was her, and she's
confronted me about it and I've know and she was going, oh,
you know, no, it's so funny. But like it would

(39:55):
because the year before I had a different mass teacher
who was a female as well, as it might have
been her, and I went, yeah, yeah, it must have
been her. I just want to stay on the fact now,
because I'm honest person. When this microphone hits my thing,
if she's listening, it was you, Is.

Speaker 3 (40:10):
That a compliment or not?

Speaker 4 (40:12):
I think it is. I like that.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
You know.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
One of my good mates, his first sexual experience was
with a lawnmower, right talking about vibrations. He was he
was mowing Frank and he got there and he accidentally
he said, he's someone near Lafro the house.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
You know, hurry up, come on knocking over. We're going
to have lunch in a minute.

Speaker 2 (40:33):
He went right out and easy turned he's he's he's
penis sort of hit the side like that the handle
of the mower vibrate in that heart, he went. So
he just sort of left there and the next thing,
you know, Bob's your uncle.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
What about right on?

Speaker 4 (40:53):
I feel I imagine it'd feel good.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
That would be Yeah, it'd be good for women. You
know the world washing machine thing dry dryer? Yea broken ones,
that's one. Trish won't throw the broken one out. It's
rattling around, buddy.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
Outer all under cabinet. That's the thing. They says. No
one's sitting on a washing machine.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
Let me tell you you're for yourself.

Speaker 4 (41:16):
Anyone else got any personal stories?

Speaker 1 (41:18):
Well I do.

Speaker 3 (41:18):
I just don't know if it's very interesting.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
I thought it was.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
At the time we were on a boat on the weekend,
and I went to the toilet.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
That's interesting.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
The door wouldn't close, like it wouldn't lock, and because
the boat's moving, it kept opening. So I'm like squatting
over the seat because i didn't want to sit on
the seat, and I'm the whole got my foot against
the door and managed it all very tidy and neat.
But I had a couple of brocas in the morning,
so it's like floral yellowp as you would imagine.

Speaker 4 (41:48):
Then and then.

Speaker 3 (41:51):
I couldn't flush it. I didn't know which I kept.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
It was hard to do.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
I know, I kept pressing different buttons and then the
water would rise of it. I'm going, oh no, and
then like to sit there and going okay, And then
I'm thinking, oh my god, I'm going to leave this
bowl of like thlu a yellow pea. They're going to
think I'm radioactive a big log. And then I found the.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
But what's a great story. That's a great hell You
think could be the worst storyteller of all not even
you might be a bad storyteller, but you're an excellent
You're an excellent quiz master. Time for Tricia's quiz.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
Thank god? Okay people. Ten questions they're about fameless families.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
Sweet same rules we call it.

Speaker 3 (42:36):
You only get one opportunity to answer, but just call
out your answer first, beautiful, Okay, think about this one carefully.
Name four of Christian's daughters.

Speaker 4 (42:47):
Okay, Kylie, Kim, Courtney Kendall.

Speaker 3 (42:53):
Very good, Jack Kardashian, when you when you gotta when
you have to yell out four, I mean I couldn't jump.

Speaker 4 (43:00):
In over the top of him.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
True story. That's very very good.

Speaker 4 (43:05):
Sensibilities like that's that's probably just as a former quiz
master who's hands the rains, that's probably one way you go.
You need a buzz in. I really do think too.

Speaker 5 (43:13):
You learn that like mentors like Pete specially like you
learn that from next question, Pedro.

Speaker 3 (43:19):
Okay, call it your name for this one then, because
this is a worth two points, so you need two answers.
Simba's mother and father's name. Everyone knows the father, but.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
Go Mufassa and Daphney.

Speaker 4 (43:39):
No Kiara and move, no Mouassa and ms no.

Speaker 3 (43:48):
Okay, no one gets that. Actually, Matt, you'll get one
point because first with everyone knows him. Sarabi.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
I know I was going to call Cooper.

Speaker 3 (44:01):
He's a Simba, he's a simber. Okay, call out with
just the answer for this one. What is the surname
of the famous family whose members include.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
George Stetson's Jetson's Lucky Okay, sorry, yeah, you're.

Speaker 4 (44:18):
Right, he's already got it. We can't have a crack now.

Speaker 3 (44:23):
Okay, Well it's obviously the Jetsons as opposed to this. Okay.
Who's missing from this family? Famous family? Homer, March, Lisa.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
But Maggie, But Maggie family.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
Okay, we're all on one. This next one is a
multiple choice because I don't think you'll know it off
by heart, So call out your name to answer. My
dad is a great Bob Dylan, and I have a
band called the Wolf Jesus. Who am I a Jeffrey B. Jason?
See Jacob d Jonas.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
Yep, Matt, it's it's Jacob.

Speaker 3 (45:11):
Very good.

Speaker 4 (45:11):
Yeah, Jacob, I remember that, John.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
What's the story?

Speaker 4 (45:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (45:18):
We went on a round at the start of the
year and you just kept raving on about this Jacob.

Speaker 4 (45:22):
Dilan the Wallflowers, and no one gave a ship, no
one cared. It was like your North Korea story.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
Woar flowers.

Speaker 3 (45:27):
That peeing in the boat.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
Story that was equally as bad as.

Speaker 3 (45:34):
The worst, is almost as good as being the best. Okay,
this is a great one. You need to call out
your name, Okay, name. They're three members of the Beg's Yeah, Cooper,
oh he said, he said his name yet Oh Barry yep?

Speaker 4 (45:52):
Jack to follow John, No, no, no, Jack, Barry Maurice, yep,
Barry Maurice.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
And four seconds, kid. Everyone always forgets.

Speaker 4 (46:11):
Barry Maurice.

Speaker 6 (46:12):
Okay, Matthew by Maurice and always forget one always four
seconds ship, Bryce Gibs.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
Robin, Robin always gets forgotten. Okay, No one gets anything
for that. And I always want to say, Andy, who
was the younger brother who passed away? That he in
his early years, but he was.

Speaker 4 (46:43):
Solo, honest, Thanks Christmas.

Speaker 3 (46:45):
Okay, okay, just just call out the actual answer for
this one. Who is Lloyd Bridges?

Speaker 1 (46:56):
To Bow? And Jeff's there, said.

Speaker 3 (47:01):
Dad, Yes, it's their father. One matter, say your name? Okay?
Last one? Which famous American family included a president and
attorney general?

Speaker 1 (47:09):
And Asonah Kennedy.

Speaker 3 (47:12):
Now you cleaned up?

Speaker 4 (47:12):
Mate?

Speaker 1 (47:13):
Well? How many four? One?

Speaker 4 (47:14):
One is there?

Speaker 1 (47:15):
Correct?

Speaker 5 (47:15):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (47:16):
Dad, You're amazing.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
I am amazing, thank you. Time for a theme last one.

Speaker 2 (47:20):
Okay, there's some families we know who many many people know,
and there's other people that you know, the families we've had,
you know, the people that we've had brief encounters well,
or people with families we've what looked at from Afar
and just admired. Who's a family you really admire, whether
if you're up close to people you.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
Know or from Afar.

Speaker 3 (47:42):
I really admire the Branson family, Richard Branson and his
wife Joan and their kids. Holly, who's a doctor, happily
married with three kids. Well we think she's happily married.
And Sam he's married with two kids. They just seem
very normal, right from yeah, apart from I mean she's
gone on and studied and actually working in a hospital.

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I love that. I love that with all that money,
you know, dad's a billionaire, but she's doing a you know,
a reputable job and a great career. And they own
an island, which would be nice.

Speaker 4 (48:16):
Cool, I thought, she said the Mansons at the start.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
She's stile on. I had the wish Arts.

Speaker 4 (48:27):
Friend of the Family podcast with obviously Tyra and the Contortionists,
but father and mother Gill and Ride, I mean Gill
and right, Rod Wish had an excellent star in his
own time and still what a legend down in the
Woollongong Jeringngung area. But just an excellent, very close family.
And shout out to someone another member from the outside

(48:48):
from jerungng who is now married into that family, Ruben Garrick.

Speaker 3 (48:52):
Who did they get married? Have they had the wedding?

Speaker 4 (48:54):
They've been engaged. They're engaged, so let's yeah, not go
too much, but but yeah, very excellent and just very
just a nice family they are. You live with Tyrant yep,
and you played with Tyrant. I played with Rod and
was in camp. I roomed with Rob once in camp. Wow,
that's pretty sliding doors moment. Like I know we take

(49:17):
the pisce a lot on this podcast down in general life,
but that is a pretty crazy sliding moment for you particular.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
Well, the other one is Billy Moore. I was billeted
with Billy.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
Moore when I was eight years of age up in
Tenderfield on the Queensland border. And then twenty twenty one
years later I roomed with Billy Moore in the Australian
So pretty crazy in it it's amazing why the world works.

Speaker 4 (49:41):
Jack me, I've gone for a funny one year. I
want to go a little bit obscure. I went for
a family that I respected, but now I don't.

Speaker 5 (49:49):
I went for the Smiths and Jayden's.

Speaker 3 (49:57):
There.

Speaker 4 (49:57):
They've seemed okay there for a bit, then went.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
Then they really.

Speaker 5 (50:01):
Shifted the last five years or before the flap, I think,
I think before.

Speaker 4 (50:06):
The Jade and I find strange now.

Speaker 5 (50:07):
The other day I sent a few of my my
trading mates and my best mates. They're they're chippies, and
Jaden's come out and pretty much claimed now he has
no building experience whatsoever, but claimed that he is a
carpenter because sometimes he fixes up his own bed frames.

Speaker 3 (50:29):
Says everybody does that.

Speaker 4 (50:30):
Getting interviewed, he thinks.

Speaker 5 (50:31):
He's like this super philosophical I know all that I've
experienced so much that the guy and then claims he's
a carpenter and goes, no, I am a.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
Carpenter, you said there with the Smiths and the wife
Pinkett Smith Jada Jada, Yeah, anyway, but but seriously, Trisha
was talking to the Bransons, regardless of the wealth and
the fame, how they're normal. The Smiths are totally the
opposite that lunatics.

Speaker 3 (50:58):
Weird allegedly lunatic.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
They lunatic.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
I've gone the Barnes family. Oh yes, Jimmy and Jane
Barnes and all the kids. Yeah, you know, given you know,
Jimmy's gone through a lot of adversity, but that family,
they just stick thick.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
They're so so tight and they've just got.

Speaker 3 (51:16):
A beautiful like they know that like they hate. They're
bound by food like they have. I'm not sure if
they're still doing it, but when they were living in Sydney,
I know they're living down Twist Twist. They have like
regular Sunday dinner. Oh well Sunday. Yeah, everyone drops in
everyone's Yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
Yeah, great family.

Speaker 3 (51:37):
Yeah, they love it and that very kindly. We're heading
off to watch Cold Chisel in a couple of weeks. Yeah,
it's very excited, so good. We've been to see them before. Yeah,
Jane and Bidas, we're very excited.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
Now talking about food, it's time for Jackson the recipe
of the week.

Speaker 5 (51:53):
Wow, yeah, man, we got a good one for this week.
And guess what I did for you this week? I
thought last one of the year, I'll give you some
mountains and cups and.

Speaker 4 (52:03):
Today I'm doing cheddar drop biscuits.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
What is that?

Speaker 4 (52:06):
Now? I have ever been to Red Loves to do it.
There's like those cheddar biscuits.

Speaker 5 (52:10):
That are like they're cheese flavored, but they're like yeah,
it's like they're not like they're like biscuits but cheese slaves.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
They're very, very delicious your bacon.

Speaker 4 (52:19):
I love how you've gone red lobster do them like
red Lobster.

Speaker 3 (52:22):
Aren't even in Australia down the road, and I've.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
Never been to.

Speaker 4 (52:28):
Red Loves Beauty of recipe of the week. This is
food from all over the glove, you know, just Australia.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
So true.

Speaker 4 (52:34):
Now get yourself a big old bowl.

Speaker 5 (52:36):
We chuck in three cups of plain flour, three tablespoons
of baking soda, three to four tablespoons of baking soda wonderful,
one and a half teaspoons of sugar, one half teaspoons
of salt, three quarters cup of cheddar shredded please chuck

(52:56):
it in there. One and a half cups.

Speaker 4 (52:58):
Of buttermilk nine tablespoons. Now I know you're going to say.

Speaker 5 (53:02):
Of melted butter right, fifty grams of graddye parmesan. And
then I want you to get them up, mix it
all through, all right, put them in little balls, no
bigger than your no bigger than your fist, even probably
even half the size of your fist. Oh you want
to right, maybe full size of Matthew's fist.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
And then cheat, hilarious, cheap.

Speaker 5 (53:20):
And then we're going to chuck the oven on preheated
at one eighty, chuck it up to two hundred and
get him in there as little balls and let them
cook and bring them bad boys out there ready to eat.

Speaker 3 (53:28):
Oh yeah, baking powder. And the other thing you said,
the same thing.

Speaker 5 (53:32):
Trush, Sorry, baking soda, baking powder, different things.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
This is recipe of the week.

Speaker 3 (53:39):
Okay, get back to me.

Speaker 4 (53:41):
Yeah, baking soda. I've got baking soda. Hilarious, that's a song.
Let's move on.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
I've made pancakes. Yes, today it wasn't a thrill for
the family. We're going to take a real quick break
and come back well with our final feedback for the year.
Welcome back people, jolly good, Trish, it's time for the
final feedback, the final feedback.

Speaker 3 (54:02):
I'm just going to get back. We did a bit
of a pole. Remember about the house rules and if
I was being unreasonable. Yeah, overwhelmingly people said I was
not being unreasonable.

Speaker 4 (54:12):
Yeah, well.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
The sisterhoods.

Speaker 4 (54:16):
Let me Trish, I want to see those dads. Where
did you get those dads from my pole? Jack, Frankie,
make sure you clip up Jack Trump, because I'm telling
you right now, let's sorry not talking about another pole.
Jack Trump is getting freaky. Yeah it is.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
Make Jack great again, make.

Speaker 4 (54:35):
Jacket, make recipe of the week great again. Matthew agains.
How you know the Gamela person.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
Those wheels are coming there beating themselves an imprestonation.

Speaker 4 (54:43):
See if you guys get it.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
Yeah, dark muscles are our life. Oh Vane, Yeah, Baine.

Speaker 3 (54:50):
For you.

Speaker 4 (54:51):
Yeah. Me and Dad watched most of All the Dark
Knights the other night. What was that but you had
all like list thing? Yeah, yeah, sometimes aren't like one.
I just freak out for a second. It's the early mornings.
They freaked me out. We watched still for years, we
watched all the We watched Batman Begins because Dad had
never seen it, and then we watched The Dark Night

(55:11):
and Dad, we were we weren't you know, we were
getting pretty freaky. It was a Friday night. So we
had a couple under our belt. But we were we
just get we're getting so emotional watching Dad was going,
how good is a joke?

Speaker 1 (55:22):
Now? Well he dressed up Jack Couper dressed up as
Batman and I was wrapping the joker. Yeah, it was
just we just we created a little bit of content.
It was insane. It's excellent. We invented content.

Speaker 3 (55:34):
Okay, we need listener. You see, happy thirtieth birthday made
and we were sure the best for the year ahead.

Speaker 4 (55:43):
I say this all the time. It's not it's not
a shower.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
Oh yeah, I know, but sometimes I just like to
the people like to be hurt. And Jason from last
week asked for some some are shredding tips, but we
digressed and we didn't offer him any. So let's finish
on that. We need to, I mean none. One come
out to the car.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
Okay, I've got something for I heard this the other day,
made perfect sense, and I'm going to give it a crack.
They get on there. You do the intermitted fast fasting.

Speaker 3 (56:10):
And explain what that is for sixteen eight.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
Now it sounds difficult, but it's not. This is what
I would do if you really want to shred for
the summer. Start number one with a seventy two hour fast.
Now what that'll do?

Speaker 4 (56:23):
With the seventy two hour fast? Let me just before
he goes, Matthew is not a dietitian.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
I'm going to tell you what I did and when
I lost probably eleven key less and no one interrupted
letting go.

Speaker 1 (56:37):
Yeah, let him go.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
Start with the seventy two hour fast. Now what that'll
do is it will not just one even won't just
turn your system over. It's will mentally prepare you for
sixteen eight in a minute fasting. When you do seventy
two hours, sixteen eight is the easiest thing to do
in the world.

Speaker 1 (56:55):
So then you fall back to sixteen eight in a minute.

Speaker 3 (56:58):
CLARTIFI to people with the fast, think what you can have?
Just water?

Speaker 1 (57:04):
Just water, just water.

Speaker 4 (57:05):
Salt is black coffee as well?

Speaker 3 (57:07):
No, just water, and you can add a little bit
of salt to help retain the fluid. Is that correct?

Speaker 1 (57:11):
A little bit. You can add a little bit of
Himalayan pink's salt to so you can retain the water.
So I guess it's not fast and completely is it.
Let's not worry about it.

Speaker 4 (57:23):
No man don't be a ship.

Speaker 3 (57:24):
No we're annoying. But no, you need to get people
the details.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
I'm not doing Oh you sky little okay? Can we
can we start? Can we start again?

Speaker 4 (57:36):
No, we'll not start again.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
Let me just run through it quickly.

Speaker 3 (57:40):
One last tantrum for the last.

Speaker 2 (57:42):
More one more. I just please let me get to
the end of this. This is what I did, right
and looking. Yes, your doctor a health professional to make
sure seventy two hour fast. You just have water and
a bit of salt in that. It'll prepare you mentally
for sixteen eight sixteen eighties. You eat for eight hours,
then you fast for sixteen meaning if you had your

(58:02):
last meal at six pm, you can't eat again till
six till midday the next day, which is easy. Here's
the next step is what you ten am. That's sorry, Frank,
whatever it is, just work it out. Sixteen hours after
the last time you eat and start again. The first

(58:24):
two things, the first two meals you eat out of fasting,
make sure it's protein and not carbohydrate. That means for
another couple of hours, it'll just keep the fat burning.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
That's what will happen. You do that. I can guarantee
I reckon.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
Within a month you'll drop six or seven kilos and
you look amazing.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
Six month, Jack, do you have you will? You will?

Speaker 4 (58:47):
Thanks for your shredding tip? Jack, do you have a
shredding tip? Train?

Speaker 5 (58:52):
And next year, next to you, when we're on the
other feed, I'd say, what we'll do recipe of.

Speaker 4 (58:57):
The week, We'll get a we'll do a little campaign.
Hey for losing.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
That rest of the week. Each month has a theme.
I love it.

Speaker 4 (59:07):
Use one shredding tip from me as hilarious.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
Skinny little money belt you're wearing that it goes for
the it is, I think. So.

Speaker 3 (59:19):
We look forward to seeing you again next year.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
Have a great Christmas. People, when you're out on the road,
stay safe, look after your loved ones.

Speaker 4 (59:26):
Can I just say excellent, excellent year once again from
everybody we've loved having. We've had a turn a lot
of turnover of staff this year. But Frankfurt, I mean
he's the last one remaining. He's an excellent man.

Speaker 1 (59:38):
He's been excellent producer.

Speaker 4 (59:40):
Good thanks frankfort fellow and.

Speaker 1 (59:42):
Let's keep it in the family, brother.

Speaker 3 (59:43):
And remember it's Christmas time, holday time. A lot of
people going through some hard times. Just be kind of people.

Speaker 4 (59:49):
And we've got some best off shows coming up to
all your best moments over the year that you've enjoyed. Yes,
your radio voice has just gotten better, I know, and
I'm so excited that the people got to see one
las tantrum from Matthew.

Speaker 3 (01:00:01):
Yeah, little tanty, And make sure you're following your son's
socials so you know where to find this next year.

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
Until next year, check after y'all. He's fasting people. You
guys are assholes.