November 7, 2024 ā¢ 21 mins
It's been one hell of a year and to wrap it all up, we've collected some of the best (or worst) moments for your listening pleasure. Matty found an old poster of Trish, Cooper tried to fit through a cat flap, and Buzz Rothfield couldn't handle the smut!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yeah, people, it's Mattie here. I just wanted to say
in behalf of the John's family. It's been a terrific
year and we thank all you guys for tuning in
every single week to listen to our hens and we
love hearing all the feedback from you guys that you've
sent in. As you know, we've wrapped up from the
regular episodes, but we've collected some highlights from the year
for your your listening pleasure. Hope you enjoy them as
(00:20):
much as we enjoyed put them together for you guys.
There's been an incident, as you know listeners in the
house what we start to do. We've had a bit
of a cleanup which made me think about types and
I'll get to that in a second.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
But we're going through what we found all these tubes
with like posters.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
And different things over the years, and there's there's some
beauties like there's Reggie Reagan with the.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Tigers and the Bulldogs, all these different found that month
for a heap of success. Yeah we did. Well guess
what they both won the cop that year.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
And how they go now, well maybe years ago brother anyway,
So this is one big long one. I'm saying, wow,
what's this I'm starting now, I don't know it anyway,
coming out, coming out, coming out, mate. Honestly, it's nearly
the side of a billboard. It's Trisha and or old
fiance passionately kissing on.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
The beach sand beach in Hawaii.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Am I trishes, I just throw it out. Now. We
haven't thrown it out. I've actually put it up on
the wall. It is.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Did you see, Cooper, I've seen it because you made
you found it first, and you came into the room
and said, Cooper, you've got to you've got to show
set her up and show her this because I can't
do it because it sounds a bit weird coming from you.
So and I set it up and I hung it
on our bedroom wall. When I said, tri can you
can you just come check something for me? And she
came in and let me.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
What's my response?
Speaker 4 (01:49):
You were stoked with it? She goes, how hot are
my legs looking? No?
Speaker 2 (01:52):
I disagree, No, I disagree. I think you look better
a skinny.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
No, you look better now. I think I didn't like.
I did not like the swimmers you're wearing.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah, honey, that was in like the nineties.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Was actually trash trush trush actually, actually.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
It would have been the eighties eighties.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
To keep going, Babe, I had a look on the
side of his nineteen seventy four that was Aaron.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Chang, famous stographer. Was he you know who came out
in a kissing calendar?
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Who has because we ended up finding out it gets better.
We ended up finding out around the Forgive me if
I get this wrong, but I'm pretty sure someone said
Steve Menzies has that picture.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
Well, I don't know, Okay, I don't think he has
it anymore.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
In the old days.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
In the old days on the footy shirt, Ryan Girdler
had a thing called their House and they go there anyway.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
It was in his bachelor pad before he was it was.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Before he's married.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
But he got into his bedroom and literally girls goes, oh,
he's an interesting photo, interesting picture.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
What do you do? What's that doing there? What do
you do to that? And I got a gone, this
would be good a turn And it's that that.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Because that picture went around like people bought that picture.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Didn't or not famous?
Speaker 4 (03:09):
But yeah, yeah, Beaver by name by nature? Is he
using that? Like as I expose some people pretty sure, ye.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
I think he was. I think he was getting stimulus
using it.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
It was a nice quite proud.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
It makes me proud.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Beaver was getting the record day, the forward who scored
the most tries in rugby league was getting stimulus, was
rubbing one out to my wife, kissing her then fiance.
I just think that's what we don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
He was looking at.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
She could have been looking at Hawaii.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
He could have been looking at the sunset.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
I don't know. We don't know what Bever gets up to.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
I have a little feedback.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Oh yeah, you go.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
Okay, Trish from Coloroi says, bring back if I was
a and predicament of the week, or I'm not going
to be listening anymore.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Okay, she sounds illusional.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Yeah, actually, I have some feedback quickly. This was one
of the greatest, greatest things I've ever read.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
This again, Ship, I shouldn't hyped it up that I've
got a great joke. Guys smarter.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
This is from one of our listeners, Matthew. This was brilliant.
Hi Cooper, how are you mate? Love your work and everything.
I'm listening that I added that video. Sorry, I'm listening
to the last Family episode. There was a bit of
chat about dog shit, and I thought i'd share a story.
A few of the boys were on a bender early
on Sunday morning. One of the boys decided.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
To walk home.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Walking through a park, he came to the realized realization
he needed to shit and wouldn't make it home. He
looked over and seen a toilet block, to which he
headed over, went around the corner and did his business
on the grass. Halfway through, a great Dane came running
around the corner to him and wanted to play. My
mate quickly finished up and patted the dog in shock.
(05:16):
About ten seconds later, the dog's owner came around the corner,
looked at my mate and seen the shit on the floor.
He said, oh no, I'm so sorry mate, thinking the
shit had came from his dog. He then pulled out
a plastic bag, picked it up, hooked it onto his belt,
and walked away.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
One of my dear mates, old Peaky God Bless his soul,
He went, he was an incredible practical joker. So they went.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
It was a school vacation. They went like an excursion thing.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
They went Hawaii, right, so one of the classes he
was doing. Anyway, they went across there anyway, peaky, there's
no way else saying it. He shit in a plastic
bag right and threw it off, threw it down outside
the hotel and floor, waiting for someone to sort of
step in.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
It was the principal of.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
School that actually stepped bush in the dog ship, in
peaky ship when the back of his pants and all
he was talking about for the rest of the trip
fellas you should have smelled it.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
American dog ship smells so different.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
And on that note, on that note, and number four,
this is the one I assumed.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Give us, okay, give us the Can you give us
the continent?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Do you know the continent Europe?
Speaker 4 (06:45):
I think it's yeah, Europe, not Asia, Greenland. How I
give you a hint. I'll give you one of the
colors on the flag Jesus Red, Italy.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Falls or Italia.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Would you like to gamble?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
I'm going to take the sunglasses off and just looking
in the eye his son. When we said to you,
what continent and you pause.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Italy like Italy Europe? Definitely, it was an uncertainty.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
You were like Italy, Asia, Italy, Europe.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
I think not good with the continents. I've never been
good with the content.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Oh, dear, excellent, excellent.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Now, John's when we're in Vegas this time, what I
do not want you to do as we walk out
of an elevator, which.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Is what you did last year.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
Every time the elevated door should open and we'd exit
the elevator, he'd let me walk ahead. And just as
he's exiting, quite audibly to the the rest of the
people in the thing.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
You go, so, how much did you say? It was
for half an hour?
Speaker 6 (07:53):
That is brilliant from you.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
Ah man, turn around and give me a little clip
like you're an escort.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Yeah, every time, every time? Thankfully. No, they were lost.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Hands coming through. And then if you had a number
for her, I said sure.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
And then remember the guy.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
I didn't see him do it, but you just went,
oh what happened? He went, Oh, that poor woman just
walked straight through the vomit that guy did. He was
going one way, she was walking the other, and he's
literally walking, put his head to the side, vomited like,
kept walking and she's just in stride strong.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
And we saw the same guy the next day again.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Maybe you should think about not drinking, mate, it's silly.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Welcome back to the podcast.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Before we get into another buzz Matt story. I was
at sex Bow over the weekend and.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
I just could you elaborate why you were there? Plays
so people don't thank.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
You for just like Buzzer, no this, He's done plenty
of these things before for work purposes.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
I was there commercial interest.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
Shooting a shooting a video, shooting a small video there.
Who did you do it? For?
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Kyle and Jackie?
Speaker 3 (09:32):
They sent him to the best places.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
Yeah, so that was good. Well I saw you there,
buzz You were there with your shirt off. I don't
even have to deny that.
Speaker 6 (09:40):
Have you seen where they've been sending him this year?
He's gone Melbourne, South Africa, now Vegas, Vegas, Vegas?
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Yeah? Did you that's.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
A nice Gigi. It is good.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
It is good early mornings. But I'm out of there early,
which is good. Yeah. Wow, yeah, I mean and out
but sex But let me tell you, guys, I just
wanted it for our listeners. If sex Bog comes to
your state or it comes back around next year, you
gotta go. It is a lot of fun.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Like I would.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
I would take a group of mates next. There's a
bar and everything there. Really yeah, yeah, it's just like
the people normal who go there or they weirdos? Well,
I mean, what am I a little bit of a little.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Bit sick in the head.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
But it was like, I mean, we've raved about thunder
from down Under over in Vegas before there was a
male strip show there. Like it's very it's just fun,
like it's funny. You get tip a few beers in,
you check out the new the new sex products range
that's coming out.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Products are coming out.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
The woman eyes are three thousand, I had.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
I had a little look at that.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
It was like pleasure from every angle. Really, yeah, yeah,
it was the lady was demonstrating in what Yeah, one
of the boys put their fingers.
Speaker 7 (10:52):
In, getting a little bit smutty my life.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
This is this is what the podcast is.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
This is Cooper.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
It is.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
It's disgusting brand.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
My brand is.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
Sorry, mate, we don't want to times your reputation. We're
talking about sex bo that's fine.
Speaker 6 (11:14):
What section of a paper would coop if Cooples a journalist,
which part of the paper would you The comics?
Speaker 7 (11:20):
Yeah, remember betraying the comics and the death notices Buzzfield
dead sixty four.
Speaker 6 (11:40):
Also, there's a bit of news getting around, But how
did I turn it on you?
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Then? Mate?
Speaker 6 (11:44):
There's a bit of news getting around that you might
be approached by a certain reality show of late.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
Don't worry, it's all right.
Speaker 6 (11:53):
You must have been third on that list, because it's
happened to me a few times. But this one's possibly
for next year. What are your thoughts, will you?
Speaker 4 (12:00):
I haven't haven't given much thought, guys.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (12:03):
First of all, I know I don't want to name it.
I don't want to name it because if I name it,
then it's out there, you know what I mean? And
the article A is going to run and ship like that.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
You really think the people are listening, listening with their
ears to the wireless, just going what's he doing next?
Speaker 4 (12:17):
I'm getting packed at the airport, mate, I'm getting packed
at the.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Airport accidental though, waiting for someone else.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
They weren't. I wait for widow yank of it and
come through. I'll give this weird ow shit welcome back, trus.
Maybe we should just take control of this.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
We should. I think we need to talk about the cat.
So we've just heard about her bladder before.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
Matt and I took her to the vet the other
week because she started peeing on the lounge upstairs like
we've contained her upstairs and she's been good, well behaved.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
She started paying on the lounge, which strike me down. Really, honestly,
almost the end of the line for me.
Speaker 6 (12:55):
What do you mean? Okay, what's the end of the
line for you?
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Then, honestly, I'm about to have mental breakdown.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
She said the last time, screaming and yelling. It was
quite embarrassing. So we had Jack's partner here. I can
see her going my future mother in laws a witch.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
So she's peeking the lounge.
Speaker 5 (13:10):
So we take her to the vets seven hundred dollars later, oh,
seven hundred dollars later, and.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Then she did it again last night.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
But what they sent us away with was she had
elevated kidney function marker, which showed potentially that she was dehydrated.
Now I had mentioned to them before that I don't
see her drinking water anymore, which I used to see. Well, people,
if you don't see your pet drinking water, let me
(13:40):
give you a little tip that cost me seven hundred dollars.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
This is for free. You can add water to their
wet food.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
They and they'll get their water that way.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
I wish they'd done me that before.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Now I know what you're thinking out there, people listening
you go these bad stories? Are they contagious?
Speaker 2 (13:58):
I'm I'm just gonna leave the room.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
I got one that might save it, or it might
add to it.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
I was out having dinner with Brandon Smith early a
few days ago, and Brandon Smith the cheese right there, Guys,
don't ruin the story. Okay, it's already shit enough. I
don't need to shitting on it. And we locked ourselves
out of his house trying to It was really it
was wet, it was raining. His wind and his neighbor's
pots fell over and smashed all over the ground. So
we went out and with his partner and we're trying
(14:28):
to lift him up and then locked Brandon just closed
it all behind him without a key and locked.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Him as all out happens.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
And then we had to go around the back and
the back door was locked out except Brandon's got a
little cat. We spoke about her on there before Luna,
who's a bit like sort of loses it, started losing
mine a little bit, but.
Speaker 6 (14:45):
It's not her own fault of her.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
He's built a little, a little cat door into the
So Brandon was like, oh, you caon, you can get
through there, Okay, you did not. I put my arm through,
my head through, and I couldn't get I couldn't.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Get my other get your nose through.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Everyone's laughing.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Are they sorry? Continue with the story.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
And I couldn't get through. So Brandon's partner is he
We sort of pushed her through, but unfortunately for her,
they haven't strategically placed what's on the other side of there,
So you had like the food bowls and the kiddy litter.
And when she put her arm through and she's closing,
shepped her hand just in this little puddle of piece
(15:31):
in the kitty little and it stunk like she got
through though. She got through it through and unlocked.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
U sit there.
Speaker 5 (15:42):
I'm actually wondering why they sent you through first. And
it was insinuating your more petite than Isabelle.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
Oh yeah, I think I got a smaller ass. No,
you have no asks? Yea, outside it was raining, so that's.
Speaker 6 (15:58):
A two birds, one stone. Also, if she was crawling
over the food, she put some water in the cat's food.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Three birds, one stone.
Speaker 6 (16:06):
No kidney failure for her.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
Three stones, four stones, one bird. You know what, while
we're on bands, I saved this from last week. I've
got a guy on the Central Coast. I I met
him actually over in Africa. He was one of the
(16:28):
cameramen for the show. His best mate back in twenty
I think it was twenty eleven got banned from a
fast food restaurant in a Newcastle on King Street, and
I know that one. They sent him a letter for
why he was banned, and I wanted to read it
out because it's possibly the greatest letter I've ever read
(16:48):
in my life.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Excellent. We're not going to explain that, just letting know.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
That that place, that one we're talking about, that certain
fast food restaurant is the most.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Prof's twenty four hour.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Restaurant in Australia, to the point that people would there'd
be nightclubs across the road, step would walk across there anyway,
the hotel there was a hotel nearby, diving across the road,
drove across the road. They complained to the fast food restaurant.
The fast food restaurant was basically on their last chance,
and when ah, what the hell and just bought the hotel.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
Yeah, okay, fourteenth of March twenty eleven. High Anonymous further
to our discussion earlier, and after listing with liaising with security,
we have decided to uphold your twelve month band from
b store. More that was me beeping the name. More
details have emerged of your behavior and it would be
(17:47):
imprudent of me not to take this seriously. You repeatedly
flashed your Vanagina to security, You drank alcohol on the premises,
you returned four fish burgers, each time asking to speak
to the fisherman who was responsible, and finally, as security
(18:07):
escorted you out, you dived onto the ground, pretending to
have been pushed and faked a seizure. Kind of regards
store manager.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
But do we have this guy's name? I love him.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
I don't have his name. I could possibly track him
down for an interview in the future.
Speaker 7 (18:25):
Oh he is.
Speaker 5 (18:31):
When he was like a toddler. If we're out and
he was misbehaving and I was like reprimanding him, he
would propel himself down on the shop floor and say,
stop pushing me, manipulator. Oh man, I'd just go kid,
you can stay there and walk off.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
I saw an ad once and it was similar to
that situation, Like a kid wanted to get chips and
the parent was like no, and then the kid throws
himself on the ground, tends to be pushed and crying
and screaming, and then the guy just looks up at
the camera like breaks the fourth wall and looks in
and it just comes up with like it's a condom commercial,
just comes up with.
Speaker 7 (19:05):
Please tarp up.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
That's very good.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
And when you guys were in Nashville, I think he
was arrested around that time. Yeah, he was getting a
bit mouthy out the front of kid Rock Bar, which
is a wonderful bar in Nashville. It doesn't reflect on
that place, but no, it was a lot of fun.
But you know what, stars, whether it be rock stars
or country stars.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
You know, I think sometimes to keep a bit of
keep a bit of a rep and the beers. There's
nothing wrong with being arrested.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
You ever been arrested? Uh? Y?
Speaker 2 (19:43):
I was arrested once, actually was for urinating in public.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
How well were you.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Because what had happened there were circumstances. I don't know
what I was doing.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
They had the power, but it was three am in
the morning and I'm standing there on the corner.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
I wasn't pimping, nor was I selling drugs. But I
was standing on a corner chit chatting and I needed
to go to the toilet. Went back to walk back
into the park and.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
They said, sorry, mate, it shut. So I went down
a dark little alleyway got the old feller out. Next
minute there was a torch and I went, are you okay?
And it was the police and they threw me out
of the paddy wagon, took me to the police station,
fingerprinted me, and I had to go to court.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
They just said a fingerprinted.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
When I went to court, the guy who was the
prosecutor was a team out of mine.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
I got off, like, let you off. Yeah. The judge
he walked when I walked in, he rolled his eyes like, oh,
here we go. But this sounds like I'm really bad ass,
hard ass. But I actually did a plea, accepted a
plea before I went in there.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
So the guy went, okay, this is what can happen
like this has got six months. His maximum which were
going to get a minimum was this. They said, twenty
hours community service. We accept that, and I said, yes,
I accepted it.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
That's good.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
And you've never urinated in public?
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Well, you can't get rested for the wedding. Your parts right.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Two years later, I actually did, and I turned on
the tears and they let me go. Guys, thanks for
listening to Maddi John's podcast. We have some more highlights
dropped into your food next week. Until then, enjoy yourselves,
(21:37):
not too much.
Yeah, people, it's Mattie here. I just wanted to say
in behalf of the John's family. It's been a terrific
year and we thank all you guys for tuning in
every single week to listen to our hens and we
love hearing all the feedback from you guys that you've
sent in. As you know, we've wrapped up from the
regular episodes, but we've collected some highlights from the year
for your your listening pleasure. Hope you enjoy them as
(00:20):
much as we enjoyed put them together for you guys.
There's been an incident, as you know listeners in the
house what we start to do. We've had a bit
of a cleanup which made me think about types and
I'll get to that in a second.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
But we're going through what we found all these tubes
with like posters.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
And different things over the years, and there's there's some
beauties like there's Reggie Reagan with the.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Tigers and the Bulldogs, all these different found that month
for a heap of success. Yeah we did. Well guess
what they both won the cop that year.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
And how they go now, well maybe years ago brother anyway,
So this is one big long one. I'm saying, wow,
what's this I'm starting now, I don't know it anyway,
coming out, coming out, coming out, mate. Honestly, it's nearly
the side of a billboard. It's Trisha and or old
fiance passionately kissing on.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
The beach sand beach in Hawaii.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Am I trishes, I just throw it out. Now. We
haven't thrown it out. I've actually put it up on
the wall. It is.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Did you see, Cooper, I've seen it because you made
you found it first, and you came into the room
and said, Cooper, you've got to you've got to show
set her up and show her this because I can't
do it because it sounds a bit weird coming from you.
So and I set it up and I hung it
on our bedroom wall. When I said, tri can you
can you just come check something for me? And she
came in and let me.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
What's my response?
Speaker 4 (01:49):
You were stoked with it? She goes, how hot are
my legs looking? No?
Speaker 2 (01:52):
I disagree, No, I disagree. I think you look better
a skinny.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
No, you look better now. I think I didn't like.
I did not like the swimmers you're wearing.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah, honey, that was in like the nineties.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Was actually trash trush trush actually, actually.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
It would have been the eighties eighties.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
To keep going, Babe, I had a look on the
side of his nineteen seventy four that was Aaron.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Chang, famous stographer. Was he you know who came out
in a kissing calendar?
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Who has because we ended up finding out it gets better.
We ended up finding out around the Forgive me if
I get this wrong, but I'm pretty sure someone said
Steve Menzies has that picture.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
Well, I don't know, Okay, I don't think he has
it anymore.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
In the old days.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
In the old days on the footy shirt, Ryan Girdler
had a thing called their House and they go there anyway.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
It was in his bachelor pad before he was it was.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Before he's married.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
But he got into his bedroom and literally girls goes, oh,
he's an interesting photo, interesting picture.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
What do you do? What's that doing there? What do
you do to that? And I got a gone, this
would be good a turn And it's that that.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Because that picture went around like people bought that picture.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Didn't or not famous?
Speaker 4 (03:09):
But yeah, yeah, Beaver by name by nature? Is he
using that? Like as I expose some people pretty sure, ye.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
I think he was. I think he was getting stimulus
using it.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
It was a nice quite proud.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
It makes me proud.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Beaver was getting the record day, the forward who scored
the most tries in rugby league was getting stimulus, was
rubbing one out to my wife, kissing her then fiance.
I just think that's what we don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
He was looking at.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
She could have been looking at Hawaii.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
He could have been looking at the sunset.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
I don't know. We don't know what Bever gets up to.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
I have a little feedback.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Oh yeah, you go.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
Okay, Trish from Coloroi says, bring back if I was
a and predicament of the week, or I'm not going
to be listening anymore.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Okay, she sounds illusional.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Yeah, actually, I have some feedback quickly. This was one
of the greatest, greatest things I've ever read.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
This again, Ship, I shouldn't hyped it up that I've
got a great joke. Guys smarter.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
This is from one of our listeners, Matthew. This was brilliant.
Hi Cooper, how are you mate? Love your work and everything.
I'm listening that I added that video. Sorry, I'm listening
to the last Family episode. There was a bit of
chat about dog shit, and I thought i'd share a story.
A few of the boys were on a bender early
on Sunday morning. One of the boys decided.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
To walk home.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Walking through a park, he came to the realized realization
he needed to shit and wouldn't make it home. He
looked over and seen a toilet block, to which he
headed over, went around the corner and did his business
on the grass. Halfway through, a great Dane came running
around the corner to him and wanted to play. My
mate quickly finished up and patted the dog in shock.
(05:16):
About ten seconds later, the dog's owner came around the corner,
looked at my mate and seen the shit on the floor.
He said, oh no, I'm so sorry mate, thinking the
shit had came from his dog. He then pulled out
a plastic bag, picked it up, hooked it onto his belt,
and walked away.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
One of my dear mates, old Peaky God Bless his soul,
He went, he was an incredible practical joker. So they went.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
It was a school vacation. They went like an excursion thing.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
They went Hawaii, right, so one of the classes he
was doing. Anyway, they went across there anyway, peaky, there's
no way else saying it. He shit in a plastic
bag right and threw it off, threw it down outside
the hotel and floor, waiting for someone to sort of
step in.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
It was the principal of.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
School that actually stepped bush in the dog ship, in
peaky ship when the back of his pants and all
he was talking about for the rest of the trip
fellas you should have smelled it.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
American dog ship smells so different.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
And on that note, on that note, and number four,
this is the one I assumed.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Give us, okay, give us the Can you give us
the continent?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Do you know the continent Europe?
Speaker 4 (06:45):
I think it's yeah, Europe, not Asia, Greenland. How I
give you a hint. I'll give you one of the
colors on the flag Jesus Red, Italy.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Falls or Italia.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Would you like to gamble?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
I'm going to take the sunglasses off and just looking
in the eye his son. When we said to you,
what continent and you pause.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Italy like Italy Europe? Definitely, it was an uncertainty.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
You were like Italy, Asia, Italy, Europe.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
I think not good with the continents. I've never been
good with the content.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Oh, dear, excellent, excellent.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Now, John's when we're in Vegas this time, what I
do not want you to do as we walk out
of an elevator, which.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Is what you did last year.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
Every time the elevated door should open and we'd exit
the elevator, he'd let me walk ahead. And just as
he's exiting, quite audibly to the the rest of the
people in the thing.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
You go, so, how much did you say? It was
for half an hour?
Speaker 6 (07:53):
That is brilliant from you.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
Ah man, turn around and give me a little clip
like you're an escort.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Yeah, every time, every time? Thankfully. No, they were lost.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Hands coming through. And then if you had a number
for her, I said sure.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
And then remember the guy.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
I didn't see him do it, but you just went,
oh what happened? He went, Oh, that poor woman just
walked straight through the vomit that guy did. He was
going one way, she was walking the other, and he's
literally walking, put his head to the side, vomited like,
kept walking and she's just in stride strong.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
And we saw the same guy the next day again.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Maybe you should think about not drinking, mate, it's silly.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Welcome back to the podcast.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Before we get into another buzz Matt story. I was
at sex Bow over the weekend and.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
I just could you elaborate why you were there? Plays
so people don't thank.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
You for just like Buzzer, no this, He's done plenty
of these things before for work purposes.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
I was there commercial interest.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
Shooting a shooting a video, shooting a small video there.
Who did you do it? For?
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Kyle and Jackie?
Speaker 3 (09:32):
They sent him to the best places.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
Yeah, so that was good. Well I saw you there,
buzz You were there with your shirt off. I don't
even have to deny that.
Speaker 6 (09:40):
Have you seen where they've been sending him this year?
He's gone Melbourne, South Africa, now Vegas, Vegas, Vegas?
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Yeah? Did you that's.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
A nice Gigi. It is good.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
It is good early mornings. But I'm out of there early,
which is good. Yeah. Wow, yeah, I mean and out
but sex But let me tell you, guys, I just
wanted it for our listeners. If sex Bog comes to
your state or it comes back around next year, you
gotta go. It is a lot of fun.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Like I would.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
I would take a group of mates next. There's a
bar and everything there. Really yeah, yeah, it's just like
the people normal who go there or they weirdos? Well,
I mean, what am I a little bit of a little.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Bit sick in the head.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
But it was like, I mean, we've raved about thunder
from down Under over in Vegas before there was a
male strip show there. Like it's very it's just fun,
like it's funny. You get tip a few beers in,
you check out the new the new sex products range
that's coming out.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Products are coming out.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
The woman eyes are three thousand, I had.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
I had a little look at that.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
It was like pleasure from every angle. Really, yeah, yeah,
it was the lady was demonstrating in what Yeah, one
of the boys put their fingers.
Speaker 7 (10:52):
In, getting a little bit smutty my life.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
This is this is what the podcast is.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
This is Cooper.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
It is.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
It's disgusting brand.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
My brand is.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
Sorry, mate, we don't want to times your reputation. We're
talking about sex bo that's fine.
Speaker 6 (11:14):
What section of a paper would coop if Cooples a journalist,
which part of the paper would you The comics?
Speaker 7 (11:20):
Yeah, remember betraying the comics and the death notices Buzzfield
dead sixty four.
Speaker 6 (11:40):
Also, there's a bit of news getting around, But how
did I turn it on you?
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Then? Mate?
Speaker 6 (11:44):
There's a bit of news getting around that you might
be approached by a certain reality show of late.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
Don't worry, it's all right.
Speaker 6 (11:53):
You must have been third on that list, because it's
happened to me a few times. But this one's possibly
for next year. What are your thoughts, will you?
Speaker 4 (12:00):
I haven't haven't given much thought, guys.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (12:03):
First of all, I know I don't want to name it.
I don't want to name it because if I name it,
then it's out there, you know what I mean? And
the article A is going to run and ship like that.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
You really think the people are listening, listening with their
ears to the wireless, just going what's he doing next?
Speaker 4 (12:17):
I'm getting packed at the airport, mate, I'm getting packed
at the.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Airport accidental though, waiting for someone else.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
They weren't. I wait for widow yank of it and
come through. I'll give this weird ow shit welcome back, trus.
Maybe we should just take control of this.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
We should. I think we need to talk about the cat.
So we've just heard about her bladder before.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
Matt and I took her to the vet the other
week because she started peeing on the lounge upstairs like
we've contained her upstairs and she's been good, well behaved.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
She started paying on the lounge, which strike me down. Really, honestly,
almost the end of the line for me.
Speaker 6 (12:55):
What do you mean? Okay, what's the end of the
line for you?
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Then, honestly, I'm about to have mental breakdown.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
She said the last time, screaming and yelling. It was
quite embarrassing. So we had Jack's partner here. I can
see her going my future mother in laws a witch.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
So she's peeking the lounge.
Speaker 5 (13:10):
So we take her to the vets seven hundred dollars later, oh,
seven hundred dollars later, and.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Then she did it again last night.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
But what they sent us away with was she had
elevated kidney function marker, which showed potentially that she was dehydrated.
Now I had mentioned to them before that I don't
see her drinking water anymore, which I used to see. Well, people,
if you don't see your pet drinking water, let me
(13:40):
give you a little tip that cost me seven hundred dollars.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
This is for free. You can add water to their
wet food.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
They and they'll get their water that way.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
I wish they'd done me that before.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Now I know what you're thinking out there, people listening
you go these bad stories? Are they contagious?
Speaker 2 (13:58):
I'm I'm just gonna leave the room.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
I got one that might save it, or it might
add to it.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
I was out having dinner with Brandon Smith early a
few days ago, and Brandon Smith the cheese right there, Guys,
don't ruin the story. Okay, it's already shit enough. I
don't need to shitting on it. And we locked ourselves
out of his house trying to It was really it
was wet, it was raining. His wind and his neighbor's
pots fell over and smashed all over the ground. So
we went out and with his partner and we're trying
(14:28):
to lift him up and then locked Brandon just closed
it all behind him without a key and locked.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Him as all out happens.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
And then we had to go around the back and
the back door was locked out except Brandon's got a
little cat. We spoke about her on there before Luna,
who's a bit like sort of loses it, started losing
mine a little bit, but.
Speaker 6 (14:45):
It's not her own fault of her.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
He's built a little, a little cat door into the
So Brandon was like, oh, you caon, you can get
through there, Okay, you did not. I put my arm through,
my head through, and I couldn't get I couldn't.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Get my other get your nose through.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Everyone's laughing.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Are they sorry? Continue with the story.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
And I couldn't get through. So Brandon's partner is he
We sort of pushed her through, but unfortunately for her,
they haven't strategically placed what's on the other side of there,
So you had like the food bowls and the kiddy litter.
And when she put her arm through and she's closing,
shepped her hand just in this little puddle of piece
(15:31):
in the kitty little and it stunk like she got
through though. She got through it through and unlocked.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
U sit there.
Speaker 5 (15:42):
I'm actually wondering why they sent you through first. And
it was insinuating your more petite than Isabelle.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
Oh yeah, I think I got a smaller ass. No,
you have no asks? Yea, outside it was raining, so that's.
Speaker 6 (15:58):
A two birds, one stone. Also, if she was crawling
over the food, she put some water in the cat's food.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Three birds, one stone.
Speaker 6 (16:06):
No kidney failure for her.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
Three stones, four stones, one bird. You know what, while
we're on bands, I saved this from last week. I've
got a guy on the Central Coast. I I met
him actually over in Africa. He was one of the
(16:28):
cameramen for the show. His best mate back in twenty
I think it was twenty eleven got banned from a
fast food restaurant in a Newcastle on King Street, and
I know that one. They sent him a letter for
why he was banned, and I wanted to read it
out because it's possibly the greatest letter I've ever read
(16:48):
in my life.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Excellent. We're not going to explain that, just letting know.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
That that place, that one we're talking about, that certain
fast food restaurant is the most.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Prof's twenty four hour.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Restaurant in Australia, to the point that people would there'd
be nightclubs across the road, step would walk across there anyway,
the hotel there was a hotel nearby, diving across the road,
drove across the road. They complained to the fast food restaurant.
The fast food restaurant was basically on their last chance,
and when ah, what the hell and just bought the hotel.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
Yeah, okay, fourteenth of March twenty eleven. High Anonymous further
to our discussion earlier, and after listing with liaising with security,
we have decided to uphold your twelve month band from
b store. More that was me beeping the name. More
details have emerged of your behavior and it would be
(17:47):
imprudent of me not to take this seriously. You repeatedly
flashed your Vanagina to security, You drank alcohol on the premises,
you returned four fish burgers, each time asking to speak
to the fisherman who was responsible, and finally, as security
(18:07):
escorted you out, you dived onto the ground, pretending to
have been pushed and faked a seizure. Kind of regards
store manager.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
But do we have this guy's name? I love him.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
I don't have his name. I could possibly track him
down for an interview in the future.
Speaker 7 (18:25):
Oh he is.
Speaker 5 (18:31):
When he was like a toddler. If we're out and
he was misbehaving and I was like reprimanding him, he
would propel himself down on the shop floor and say,
stop pushing me, manipulator. Oh man, I'd just go kid,
you can stay there and walk off.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
I saw an ad once and it was similar to
that situation, Like a kid wanted to get chips and
the parent was like no, and then the kid throws
himself on the ground, tends to be pushed and crying
and screaming, and then the guy just looks up at
the camera like breaks the fourth wall and looks in
and it just comes up with like it's a condom commercial,
just comes up with.
Speaker 7 (19:05):
Please tarp up.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
That's very good.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
And when you guys were in Nashville, I think he
was arrested around that time. Yeah, he was getting a
bit mouthy out the front of kid Rock Bar, which
is a wonderful bar in Nashville. It doesn't reflect on
that place, but no, it was a lot of fun.
But you know what, stars, whether it be rock stars
or country stars.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
You know, I think sometimes to keep a bit of
keep a bit of a rep and the beers. There's
nothing wrong with being arrested.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
You ever been arrested? Uh? Y?
Speaker 2 (19:43):
I was arrested once, actually was for urinating in public.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
How well were you.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Because what had happened there were circumstances. I don't know
what I was doing.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
They had the power, but it was three am in
the morning and I'm standing there on the corner.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
I wasn't pimping, nor was I selling drugs. But I
was standing on a corner chit chatting and I needed
to go to the toilet. Went back to walk back
into the park and.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
They said, sorry, mate, it shut. So I went down
a dark little alleyway got the old feller out. Next
minute there was a torch and I went, are you okay?
And it was the police and they threw me out
of the paddy wagon, took me to the police station,
fingerprinted me, and I had to go to court.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
They just said a fingerprinted.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
When I went to court, the guy who was the
prosecutor was a team out of mine.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
I got off, like, let you off. Yeah. The judge
he walked when I walked in, he rolled his eyes like, oh,
here we go. But this sounds like I'm really bad ass,
hard ass. But I actually did a plea, accepted a
plea before I went in there.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
So the guy went, okay, this is what can happen
like this has got six months. His maximum which were
going to get a minimum was this. They said, twenty
hours community service. We accept that, and I said, yes,
I accepted it.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
That's good.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
And you've never urinated in public?
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Well, you can't get rested for the wedding. Your parts right.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Two years later, I actually did, and I turned on
the tears and they let me go. Guys, thanks for
listening to Maddi John's podcast. We have some more highlights
dropped into your food next week. Until then, enjoy yourselves,
(21:37):
not too much.
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