November 28, 2024 • 21 mins
It's been one hell of a year, and to wrap it all up, we've collected some of the best (or worst) moments for your listening pleasure. Does Matty have hair plugs? The time Nicho Hynes got pranked by 'The Kid Laroi' and that live interview with Billy Walters.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Guy's Maddie John's here and thanks for tuning in again.
We've got another collection of highlights for you, or some
might say low lights. Thanks again for already support this year.
Really appreciate keep all the comments coming.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
We love it.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Okay, on with the show, and.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
I say quickly, I was up at the barber getting
my haircut yesterday, hand on my heart. The funniest thing
a bloke sitting next to me in the chair, this
old fellow getting his haircut, had like nothing there, like
he was just getting it like basically trimmed down. And
he starts going, yeah, I'm thinking about maybe like getting
some plugs and that in my hair. And the kid
(00:44):
who's cutting his heirs going oh yeah right, and he's
going yeah, like I've seen I watched I watched the
Maddie john Show. And Maddie Johns's hairs like been looking good.
He's been getting some stuff in it. And the barber
next to me knew me, and he goes, oh, that's
his son right there.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
And he looks over to me and he goes, oh shit,
it is too and he goes mate, he goes, where
does your dad get his hair stuff from? And I
was going nice. I swear in my life he doesn't
get it done. They were going, No, he does, because
he always talks about it on the show. The boys
talk about it.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
This is one of these things. I remember Ray Martin.
People just said about Ray Martin.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
He had to take because she used to have a
bit of fun with it. And then all of a sudden,
everyone just took this fact that he had a two
paint the same start that happened to me. In the
last week, I've had three or four people.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Come up to me.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
One accused me of having plugs, accused asked me that
I had plugs, and the other two saying, we know
you die your hair trus if I ever died my
hair part when I was fifteen.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
I want I wanted. I wanted to actually get a
spray where it's thinning on top because I don't like that.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
He wouldn't let just that powder. It won't let you
look thicker, just that stuff.
Speaker 6 (01:47):
Stylist Newcastle's just he goes Brian McDermott when he pulled
me in a video one day, actually honestly ask me.
He goes, He's not fooling anyone with that. He's definitely
dying he's hair.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
What and I s people think it's about the dying.
They don't like that. You're not great.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
It is dark and very great. I've got a couple of.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Great little speckles at the side.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Why don't you just let it go?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Great? Why does the bother?
Speaker 1 (02:12):
It's not for the last mate, don't feed, don't feed
the hungry beast.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
Yeah, it is people.
Speaker 6 (02:21):
He got plugs a long time ago and we never
knew about it.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Cooper and well, well, well we are going to Turkey
at the end of the year.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
We are going to I said, I said, I'm going
to let you blakes know, and the makeup girls and
the wardrobells. I said, I've got them all together a lot.
On last Sunday night, I said, I'm letting you all
know right now, I'm putting it out there. I am
going to Turkey. I'm going to Istanbule at the end
of the year with Trish. But I'm telling you I
will not be getting a piece. But it's nailed onto
(02:51):
my head.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Now, well, that weren't even going to have a blood taste.
So Buckley's are getting something pierced into his scalp.
Speaker 7 (03:05):
What about even at the USA, who will win a
billion medals? Yeah, fifty seven K per goal, it's nice.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Michael Felson made them brow Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
And Jack were you saying, though, you only get that
payment once. So if you go ahead and win four.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Medals, don't accumulate.
Speaker 8 (03:21):
So you and she got four in the last one
is four gold?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
I think it just it's a flat.
Speaker 9 (03:27):
It's is twenty doesn't amulate?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Right?
Speaker 9 (03:30):
And did the other medals get Is it only gold
that gets financial?
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Gold, silver, bronze Singapore? You'd even be happy with bronze
two hundred and eighty thousand K.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Yeah, that's nice.
Speaker 9 (03:40):
Yeah, two hundred and eighty thousand K. It least at
least two hundred and one.
Speaker 7 (03:44):
Thousand, right, Yeah, that surprises me.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Yeah, go through some of these lists, go through the gold,
just go through the goal.
Speaker 7 (03:52):
I don't need to know.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Yeah, I don't think Taiwan. I'm figuring they also do
not win very many one point nine million well really
just yeah, USA, you just mentioned in fifty seven K
frands one hundred and eight thousand K.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
That's good.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Now, when you say one hundred and eight thousand k
tris just educational. You don't need to say one hundred
and eight thousand. You can just say one hundred and
eight K. That's what it stands.
Speaker 7 (04:14):
For, right, getting very nacky?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Nay, thank you very much.
Speaker 7 (04:21):
Dare you speak to your mother?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (04:24):
You pull you up for this.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Listen to the podcast.
Speaker 9 (04:27):
If he's a.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
Terrible parent, he does very little parents going.
Speaker 7 (04:31):
To get under a bit later.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Actually yeah he doesn't. But an excellent lover Buzz.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Wants to be their friend. I often say that stop
trying to be their friend for their father.
Speaker 7 (04:43):
I will, sorry to interrupt. Is he even normal because
whenever I see my sort of just laugh and burst out.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Yeah, he's normal, that's his normal.
Speaker 7 (04:51):
A little moody.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Is he ever not trying to be funny?
Speaker 7 (04:55):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Yeah, yeah, he's always sometimes when he gets like gonna
he has his days where he's like a horrible bloke.
Speaker 7 (05:03):
Can I have an example of when you've made him
really really shitty?
Speaker 5 (05:08):
Oh no, he's never really shitty with them, never, never. No.
Speaker 7 (05:16):
Yeah, if you've had a shoka the other day, what
if you've done a Luke care and thrown a couple
of intercepts.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
He couldn't care less, because I mean, you can't throw
stones a glasshouses.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Himself. What's the next what's the next on the agenda
here for me?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Do you want me to walk out on the next
on the agenda? Who is actually exciting? Another thing that
I've brought to the table. Actually spoke to Jim Jeffries
who came in on the radio yesterday. And there's a story,
Matthew that you have told for a couple of years
now which we've never got confirmation on. But you have
spoken about him, Jefferies and his mother and your grand
(06:03):
your dad, Gary Johns famous. I've been sessed not they
used to date each other back in the day. Do
you want to give a bit of context to the people?
Speaker 7 (06:10):
I know it?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Just come on triplane once and he said, Maddie, is
your father Gary John's And I said yeah. He said
he lived around the Hunter of Valiant Cory Carey. I
said yes, and he said, oh, he dated my mum
for a while. And you've got to be kidding me.
I asked for a certain thing on Gazz. What did
she say about Gazz? And she's got the right reply.
(06:31):
And I said, okay, oh.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Really yeah, So are you and seeing any they made love?
Speaker 10 (06:35):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:35):
I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Well, that's just saying who knows, maybe she went past
the shower or just accidentally caught him. You know, I
don't know, in a change room trying a new Paya tracksuits.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Back in those days, you'll probably be able to give
more of an indication. You to Matthew and Trish, did
people usually wait until marriage to.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Sorry those days is Matt's parents' days.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
It's a bit yeah, before our time, but you guys
were kids and sort of grew up in that error. Still,
would you have like to people not make love until
marriage back then?
Speaker 11 (07:05):
Well?
Speaker 5 (07:05):
I doubt it because most people back then were getting
married because they were pregnant, So I would say no.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
And Gayleen Gary, I was that why they got married? Yeah, yeah,
I was. It was a shotgun wedding and I was
the bullet.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
I'll get you out. Let's just quickly play this Jim Jeffreys.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Audio for our listeners so they can hear a little
bit of behind the scenes.
Speaker 11 (07:27):
Your grandfather went on a few dates with my mother
in Singleton, I believe, I don't know what they call
it back they courted back in the nineteen sixties. Back
in the nineteen sixties, and my mother went off to
England and said she'd go see she dated him again
when she gets back. But then she met my father
off in England. They're both Australians living in London.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
She didn't have it off with him again when she.
Speaker 11 (07:51):
My mother didn't tell me as many details about her
sex life as.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
We want him up.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
So isn't that amazing to think that if she didn't
meet your father, then technically you and Cooper would not
be here.
Speaker 11 (08:03):
Okay, well, Cooper definitely wouldn't be here. That John's boys
wouldn't be none of them. My mother pissed in my
genetic pool very badly. There wouldn't have been There's no
way there would have been any athletes.
Speaker 7 (08:13):
Coming out of my mother's room.
Speaker 11 (08:16):
There's not a chance that John's boy comes out and
he starts running.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
That's a good point he makes, Jim Jefferys probably wouldn't
be funny.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Yeah, yeah, that's right, Yes, yeah, I mean, you know,
it's nice to have a story of yours validated. Let's
shift off for a second.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Let's address let's address the elephant in the room.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
I don't want to talk about whatever you're about to
talk about.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
I've always thought like Australians don't Australians don't have celebrities
like Americans. But how low can we stoop? When Cooper
John arrives at the airport and there's a you get
papped and says Cooper John's arrives home from Vegas.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
Yeah, waiting for someone else.
Speaker 8 (09:09):
I'm actually convinced you've got a stalker because that the photographer.
I won't say his name, but I've seen him. Now
take a few photos of you. Now he's either a
big fan of Kiss FM, maybe he's a big fan
of loves the podcast industry. Well every photos had Kenneran
as well.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
So bit worried.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Is a paparassi following cuber tipping?
Speaker 5 (09:32):
Is that the guy that said that you're at that
ludicrous concert in your puffer jacket and your man bag?
Which I noticed was that was a company.
Speaker 8 (09:39):
I checked that that was that was a must be
in some company that was.
Speaker 9 (09:41):
An Americans Like the same thing.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
There was an article NRL's Wild Vegas Trip and in
the article, like six of the seven pictures had me
in it, which were no like no current NRL players.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
It was only and I.
Speaker 8 (09:57):
Was like there was a couple of there was a
few and if your assistant coaches as well that.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Half the time of their life one looked at complete mess.
He's a great guy that you mess.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
Actually, I think that article said you were there too, Matte.
The article I thought, only if he put me to
bed and snagg I read.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
The article because Braith got papped and he had he
had the shits about it.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
And then I said to Braith, well what about it?
Speaker 8 (10:22):
You?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
You at least you were there and had that you
know the article. See, this is what I'm getting to.
This is where I'm getting to you. The article led
with Cooper John's and I was a byeline that said
also dancing up still was Matthew Johnson broadcast?
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Firstly, I wasn't there.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Secondly, the most important thing is listen, my whole regular career,
I was overshadowed by my brother. When it comes to media,
I will not be overshadowed by my son, less less
talented son.
Speaker 8 (10:50):
They might have done you a solid because they might
have gotten the footage of you dancing at timmy trumpet
thinking it was the same concept. And I think that's
footage you probably don't want to be repeated in the mainstream.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
I be honest with you. I thought I'm pretty good.
Speaker 7 (11:02):
Don't worry.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
I've saved that photo from Timmy Trumpet's Instagram And if
you ever do anything to me.
Speaker 7 (11:07):
I will. I'm happy actually that.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Oh wow, how about some of those some of those
brak some of those names.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
And I came an island this seriously, Nathan hein Marsh,
what were you doing on there? Play your taxes Rose
and rubbish?
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Heindy over to you, Matthew, You've actually can't prepare me
a little bit of stuff.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
I've got a couple of tips for people there on
the flypack from Paris. I watched a documentary on kid
l Roy which was his Red Fern Boy on his
whole life.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
It was very very very interesting, really really good. So
have you listened to his music? I listened to it.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Ye's first time. I would really into it and I
found it. Look, it's not it's not my type of music.
Very but put it this way. I love talent.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
He's a talent and he's a talented kid. It is
like very think like Justin Bieber got in the slope
Justin Bieber. They become best mates, didn't they?
Speaker 7 (12:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Best mates? I'm not too sure. But they did a
song together which was a big song's biggest song for a.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Bay Stay Yeah, that same thing I told you that
I never would Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah you got.
Speaker 7 (12:34):
That off that.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
While we're on the kid Laury, I've just pulled up
Dale fanukn once did a really good prank on Nico
Heins because kid l Roy is Indigenous and Nico Heines
is a proud Indigenous man. So he was supposed to
meet kid le Roy once after a concert and it
didn't end up happening.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Something fell through and Nicko was really devastated.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
So Dale got his wife's phone and texted Nico as
the kid LaRoy is so funny. He goes, Hey, Nicholas,
it's Charlton Howard here Bracket the kid LaRoy, that's his
real name. Sorry about tonight, my bro. The promoters just
told me about all the people who have missed out
on my show.
Speaker 9 (13:13):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
I'm in Melbourne on the fourth and would love to
get you down. I'm a massive League fan, but unfortunately
I believe Red and Green let me know, Bro, and
Nico left it for like a couple hours, and then
he's replied, Hey, Bra, no stress, no your problem would
have been so sick to be there though, have an
awesome show. I love that. Up up Cronulla, Hope this
message finds you well. You're doing our mob proud. And
(13:36):
then Dale just left it for like two days and
then out of nowhere, he texted Nico a video of him,
because Dale can sing and play the guitar, just sent
him a video of him sitting there on a stool
and he's under singing a kid LaRoy song. Oh he
was so gutted. Yeah, it started along prank wall between them,
(14:00):
but one of the great pranks from Delphin.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Who can good to see him going well? Yep.
Speaker 9 (14:12):
Well, I was down at on Casters Street last night
dressed as Elvis.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
I don't know if anyone saw me down there, but
I was doing a bit of Q and A stuff
and the thing I like about it the people are good,
they're so loose. But there was a certain individual last
night who ended up sending me a text. He while
I was interviewing a bunch of Warriors fans, he come
up and was fingering my anus and I had a
prosthetic penis on as well, and he was touching it
(14:36):
and I was like, who is this bloke?
Speaker 9 (14:37):
And I didn't even turn around and then I got
a text last night.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
It was John Hoppowardi.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
A true story. He reached me a games but have
you got Cooper's number?
Speaker 9 (14:47):
And he texted me going, hey.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Move to TOPA.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Did you feel someone fingering your ass when you were
interviewing the WIS fans last night?
Speaker 7 (14:54):
It was me?
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Lol.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
I don't know how he knows that. I said, didn't
even notice, Hopper. That's what I must have for having
such a lose hole the man he said, I grabbed
your fake cock and then fingered you, but you kept
going with the interview must be loose.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Shout out to the Harva waddies.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Yeah, but they're not here.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Ladies and gentlemen want to introduce a bloke. Broncos having
a hell of a season and Broncos amazing it is.
Speaker 9 (15:23):
It is fantastic.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
See the re emergence of the Broncos because they were
one of the biggest brands in Austrained.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Sport, lost their way a little bit.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
They re employed one of their greatest legends in Kevin
Walders won six or seven Grand finals. Keavy great player
and is proven. They gave him no help at the
start and he has just proven that he was the
right man for the job. They're going fantastic. Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome Billy Walters. Hey, Billy, welcome mate, Thanks very much,
(15:55):
thanks having me five grand cash, ladies, gentlemen, five grand
cash an erotic massage.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Thanks trueh Hey young Bill Blooyeah, I'm good.
Speaker 10 (16:05):
Bronx started the weekend well with a good win last night,
so now I can just relax.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
And injured at the moment, obviously, Yeah, Unfortunately.
Speaker 10 (16:11):
I hurt my wrist a couple of weeks ago, so
you know, it's disappointing to miss out on magic.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Ground bow, which risk was.
Speaker 10 (16:17):
Billy, there's my left fine, Okay, that's fine, all right.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
It's funny when you I actually remember Trush for an
Italy We're in Italy with Trush. We're in what place
was it the joint that floods all the time? Fannas
and uh we're getting there anyway. We're sitting around Marit
and Otayan, you know, all these it ties, and this
young blow comes up to me and shoes yeah, not
(16:42):
very good.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
And it is us.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
I'm trying to into I'm trying to impress this girl.
Can you challenge me to an arm wrestle and let
me win.
Speaker 9 (16:56):
I said, yeah, of course.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
So I went up and I went, hey you, I said,
let's have an arm wrestle, and he goes, oh, yeah, okay.
So they're all gathered around, all these tans and we
went yep, and I winked and he went anyway, the
just ran bush right. Anyway, he nearly tore my bicep.
So what I else have to do for the next
two weeks is white my ass from my left hand.
Has anyone ever done that before? How hard it is?
Speaker 9 (17:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Anyway, back to you billy.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Ladies and gentlemens.
Speaker 9 (17:26):
Well, Billy Wolton's got married in the off season too.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Please run a applause to Billy Waltz's everyone.
Speaker 10 (17:34):
Yeah, lovely country over there. I got to spend two
weeks over there, was unreal great two weeks.
Speaker 9 (17:40):
Christian Welch was the MC of the wedding as well.
Speaker 10 (17:42):
Yes he was, and he must have still been filthy
because you know, Bronx pumped the storm in the semi
final up here last year and I think he tried
to get back at Kevy, so he's actually stitched heavy up.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
So he's the MC.
Speaker 10 (17:56):
He's given the you know, he's the toilets and whatever,
and there's actually a nightclub at the hotel were staying at,
and he actually gave out Kevy's room number and said,
if anyone's looking for a drink later on in the night,
charged it back to room two thirty three or whatever
it was. And we all thought it was a joke.
And then Kevys want to check out two days later,
and he actually never went to the nightclub that night.
He was there the other night, but on the wedding
(18:17):
night he wasn't there, and he actually had an eight
hundred dollars bill of people charging drinks back to his.
Speaker 9 (18:22):
Room like he can afford it.
Speaker 10 (18:24):
Well, yeah, with the new upgrade anyway. And then he's
gone back through to look at because you have to
sign everything, and he said to them, I wasn't even
the nightclub. Look at the sick and she's not even mine.
But there actually was one from my older brother that
said thanks for the free drink, Dad, love you, and
signed by him, So it was pretty much stitch up.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
They should have got jerame lewided your speech. He he
has a wonderful turn of phrase, one like being.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Coached by your dad. I do It's it's good.
Speaker 10 (18:51):
It was a bit weird at first, but you know,
we've seemed to make it work and as long as
we keep winning, it's all good.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
You think weird should joint out, family.
Speaker 9 (19:00):
I've got a football question for you, but it's a
fam a question too.
Speaker 5 (19:03):
Do you think he's harder on you than the other players?
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Good question?
Speaker 10 (19:06):
True, he does like to take the piece sometimes. Sometimes
we'll be, you know, watching review and I'll just make
a normal, simple tackle and he'll be like, hang on,
stop it, rewind it back everyone, Look how good this
tackle is from Brilliana.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Make sure everyone's tapping on that.
Speaker 10 (19:21):
But then it also works sometimes, you know, we'll make
ten areas in a game and you'll show my one
and he will absolutely scram me in front of everyone.
So you know, you never know what we're going to
get with Keevy.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
My old man used to coach me when I was
playing under fifteens at Narrowna nar Awena Hawks, and I remember.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
He was he was Actually he's quite intelligent. He's a
good coach mate. Hey listen, I'm Maddie John's. You don't
need to say that.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
Okay, sorry, you're not Andrew Johnson. And these guys. He
had a long luncheon ones for Rugby Australia and he
was out with George Greegan and he got so maggot
that he showed up late to the game at halftime.
When we were playing a night game on a Friday
night and we were down thirty nil and Dad came
in thinking like vice versa, we were up by thirty points.
(20:04):
And he was in there going, mate, you guys are
one of the most resilient, strong teeth.
Speaker 9 (20:10):
We're like fourteen, like no one really gave us.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
And he was in there and he started getting emotional,
starts crying, and he's gone, guys, this is you guys
have the potential to be doing something so so special
this year. Okay, you got You could be where I
am in twenty years if you keep working hard at it.
And we went out and the first try they came
out and scored another try, and Dad was on the
sideline going, no, Lades, it's thirty to six, and the
(20:35):
football manager goes, no, Maddie, it's thirty six.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Nil, and I immediately call it's actually on left.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
What a bunch of losers they were anyway, Most of
them are dealers these days.
Speaker 7 (20:45):
So yeah you want that.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Okay, now I'll get to the number. Well, I hope
you enjoyed the people that's us for the dune and Dusted.
Thanks again for your support, loved it. Enjoy the rest
of twenty four and people enjoy your Christmas.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
And they're right, Charlie, there you are.
Guy's Maddie John's here and thanks for tuning in again.
We've got another collection of highlights for you, or some
might say low lights. Thanks again for already support this year.
Really appreciate keep all the comments coming.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
We love it.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Okay, on with the show, and.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
I say quickly, I was up at the barber getting
my haircut yesterday, hand on my heart. The funniest thing
a bloke sitting next to me in the chair, this
old fellow getting his haircut, had like nothing there, like
he was just getting it like basically trimmed down. And
he starts going, yeah, I'm thinking about maybe like getting
some plugs and that in my hair. And the kid
(00:44):
who's cutting his heirs going oh yeah right, and he's
going yeah, like I've seen I watched I watched the
Maddie john Show. And Maddie Johns's hairs like been looking good.
He's been getting some stuff in it. And the barber
next to me knew me, and he goes, oh, that's
his son right there.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
And he looks over to me and he goes, oh shit,
it is too and he goes mate, he goes, where
does your dad get his hair stuff from? And I
was going nice. I swear in my life he doesn't
get it done. They were going, No, he does, because
he always talks about it on the show. The boys
talk about it.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
This is one of these things. I remember Ray Martin.
People just said about Ray Martin.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
He had to take because she used to have a
bit of fun with it. And then all of a sudden,
everyone just took this fact that he had a two
paint the same start that happened to me. In the
last week, I've had three or four people.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Come up to me.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
One accused me of having plugs, accused asked me that
I had plugs, and the other two saying, we know
you die your hair trus if I ever died my
hair part when I was fifteen.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
I want I wanted. I wanted to actually get a
spray where it's thinning on top because I don't like that.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
He wouldn't let just that powder. It won't let you
look thicker, just that stuff.
Speaker 6 (01:47):
Stylist Newcastle's just he goes Brian McDermott when he pulled
me in a video one day, actually honestly ask me.
He goes, He's not fooling anyone with that. He's definitely
dying he's hair.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
What and I s people think it's about the dying.
They don't like that. You're not great.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
It is dark and very great. I've got a couple of.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Great little speckles at the side.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Why don't you just let it go?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Great? Why does the bother?
Speaker 1 (02:12):
It's not for the last mate, don't feed, don't feed
the hungry beast.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
Yeah, it is people.
Speaker 6 (02:21):
He got plugs a long time ago and we never
knew about it.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Cooper and well, well, well we are going to Turkey
at the end of the year.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
We are going to I said, I said, I'm going
to let you blakes know, and the makeup girls and
the wardrobells. I said, I've got them all together a lot.
On last Sunday night, I said, I'm letting you all
know right now, I'm putting it out there. I am
going to Turkey. I'm going to Istanbule at the end
of the year with Trish. But I'm telling you I
will not be getting a piece. But it's nailed onto
(02:51):
my head.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Now, well, that weren't even going to have a blood taste.
So Buckley's are getting something pierced into his scalp.
Speaker 7 (03:05):
What about even at the USA, who will win a
billion medals? Yeah, fifty seven K per goal, it's nice.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Michael Felson made them brow Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
And Jack were you saying, though, you only get that
payment once. So if you go ahead and win four.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Medals, don't accumulate.
Speaker 8 (03:21):
So you and she got four in the last one
is four gold?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
I think it just it's a flat.
Speaker 9 (03:27):
It's is twenty doesn't amulate?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Right?
Speaker 9 (03:30):
And did the other medals get Is it only gold
that gets financial?
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Gold, silver, bronze Singapore? You'd even be happy with bronze
two hundred and eighty thousand K.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Yeah, that's nice.
Speaker 9 (03:40):
Yeah, two hundred and eighty thousand K. It least at
least two hundred and one.
Speaker 7 (03:44):
Thousand, right, Yeah, that surprises me.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Yeah, go through some of these lists, go through the gold,
just go through the goal.
Speaker 7 (03:52):
I don't need to know.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Yeah, I don't think Taiwan. I'm figuring they also do
not win very many one point nine million well really
just yeah, USA, you just mentioned in fifty seven K
frands one hundred and eight thousand K.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
That's good.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Now, when you say one hundred and eight thousand k
tris just educational. You don't need to say one hundred
and eight thousand. You can just say one hundred and
eight K. That's what it stands.
Speaker 7 (04:14):
For, right, getting very nacky?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Nay, thank you very much.
Speaker 7 (04:21):
Dare you speak to your mother?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (04:24):
You pull you up for this.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Listen to the podcast.
Speaker 9 (04:27):
If he's a.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
Terrible parent, he does very little parents going.
Speaker 7 (04:31):
To get under a bit later.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Actually yeah he doesn't. But an excellent lover Buzz.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Wants to be their friend. I often say that stop
trying to be their friend for their father.
Speaker 7 (04:43):
I will, sorry to interrupt. Is he even normal because
whenever I see my sort of just laugh and burst out.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Yeah, he's normal, that's his normal.
Speaker 7 (04:51):
A little moody.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Is he ever not trying to be funny?
Speaker 7 (04:55):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Yeah, yeah, he's always sometimes when he gets like gonna
he has his days where he's like a horrible bloke.
Speaker 7 (05:03):
Can I have an example of when you've made him
really really shitty?
Speaker 5 (05:08):
Oh no, he's never really shitty with them, never, never. No.
Speaker 7 (05:16):
Yeah, if you've had a shoka the other day, what
if you've done a Luke care and thrown a couple
of intercepts.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
He couldn't care less, because I mean, you can't throw
stones a glasshouses.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Himself. What's the next what's the next on the agenda
here for me?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Do you want me to walk out on the next
on the agenda? Who is actually exciting? Another thing that
I've brought to the table. Actually spoke to Jim Jeffries
who came in on the radio yesterday. And there's a story,
Matthew that you have told for a couple of years
now which we've never got confirmation on. But you have
spoken about him, Jefferies and his mother and your grand
(06:03):
your dad, Gary Johns famous. I've been sessed not they
used to date each other back in the day. Do
you want to give a bit of context to the people?
Speaker 7 (06:10):
I know it?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Just come on triplane once and he said, Maddie, is
your father Gary John's And I said yeah. He said
he lived around the Hunter of Valiant Cory Carey. I
said yes, and he said, oh, he dated my mum
for a while. And you've got to be kidding me.
I asked for a certain thing on Gazz. What did
she say about Gazz? And she's got the right reply.
(06:31):
And I said, okay, oh.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Really yeah, So are you and seeing any they made love?
Speaker 10 (06:35):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:35):
I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Well, that's just saying who knows, maybe she went past
the shower or just accidentally caught him. You know, I
don't know, in a change room trying a new Paya tracksuits.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Back in those days, you'll probably be able to give
more of an indication. You to Matthew and Trish, did
people usually wait until marriage to.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Sorry those days is Matt's parents' days.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
It's a bit yeah, before our time, but you guys
were kids and sort of grew up in that error. Still,
would you have like to people not make love until
marriage back then?
Speaker 11 (07:05):
Well?
Speaker 5 (07:05):
I doubt it because most people back then were getting
married because they were pregnant, So I would say no.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
And Gayleen Gary, I was that why they got married? Yeah, yeah,
I was. It was a shotgun wedding and I was
the bullet.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
I'll get you out. Let's just quickly play this Jim Jeffreys.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Audio for our listeners so they can hear a little
bit of behind the scenes.
Speaker 11 (07:27):
Your grandfather went on a few dates with my mother
in Singleton, I believe, I don't know what they call
it back they courted back in the nineteen sixties. Back
in the nineteen sixties, and my mother went off to
England and said she'd go see she dated him again
when she gets back. But then she met my father
off in England. They're both Australians living in London.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
She didn't have it off with him again when she.
Speaker 11 (07:51):
My mother didn't tell me as many details about her
sex life as.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
We want him up.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
So isn't that amazing to think that if she didn't
meet your father, then technically you and Cooper would not
be here.
Speaker 11 (08:03):
Okay, well, Cooper definitely wouldn't be here. That John's boys
wouldn't be none of them. My mother pissed in my
genetic pool very badly. There wouldn't have been There's no
way there would have been any athletes.
Speaker 7 (08:13):
Coming out of my mother's room.
Speaker 11 (08:16):
There's not a chance that John's boy comes out and
he starts running.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
That's a good point he makes, Jim Jefferys probably wouldn't
be funny.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Yeah, yeah, that's right, Yes, yeah, I mean, you know,
it's nice to have a story of yours validated. Let's
shift off for a second.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Let's address let's address the elephant in the room.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
I don't want to talk about whatever you're about to
talk about.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
I've always thought like Australians don't Australians don't have celebrities
like Americans. But how low can we stoop? When Cooper
John arrives at the airport and there's a you get
papped and says Cooper John's arrives home from Vegas.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
Yeah, waiting for someone else.
Speaker 8 (09:09):
I'm actually convinced you've got a stalker because that the photographer.
I won't say his name, but I've seen him. Now
take a few photos of you. Now he's either a
big fan of Kiss FM, maybe he's a big fan
of loves the podcast industry. Well every photos had Kenneran
as well.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
So bit worried.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Is a paparassi following cuber tipping?
Speaker 5 (09:32):
Is that the guy that said that you're at that
ludicrous concert in your puffer jacket and your man bag?
Which I noticed was that was a company.
Speaker 8 (09:39):
I checked that that was that was a must be
in some company that was.
Speaker 9 (09:41):
An Americans Like the same thing.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
There was an article NRL's Wild Vegas Trip and in
the article, like six of the seven pictures had me
in it, which were no like no current NRL players.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
It was only and I.
Speaker 8 (09:57):
Was like there was a couple of there was a
few and if your assistant coaches as well that.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Half the time of their life one looked at complete mess.
He's a great guy that you mess.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
Actually, I think that article said you were there too, Matte.
The article I thought, only if he put me to
bed and snagg I read.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
The article because Braith got papped and he had he
had the shits about it.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
And then I said to Braith, well what about it?
Speaker 8 (10:22):
You?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
You at least you were there and had that you
know the article. See, this is what I'm getting to.
This is where I'm getting to you. The article led
with Cooper John's and I was a byeline that said
also dancing up still was Matthew Johnson broadcast?
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Firstly, I wasn't there.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Secondly, the most important thing is listen, my whole regular career,
I was overshadowed by my brother. When it comes to media,
I will not be overshadowed by my son, less less
talented son.
Speaker 8 (10:50):
They might have done you a solid because they might
have gotten the footage of you dancing at timmy trumpet
thinking it was the same concept. And I think that's
footage you probably don't want to be repeated in the mainstream.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
I be honest with you. I thought I'm pretty good.
Speaker 7 (11:02):
Don't worry.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
I've saved that photo from Timmy Trumpet's Instagram And if
you ever do anything to me.
Speaker 7 (11:07):
I will. I'm happy actually that.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Oh wow, how about some of those some of those
brak some of those names.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
And I came an island this seriously, Nathan hein Marsh,
what were you doing on there? Play your taxes Rose
and rubbish?
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Heindy over to you, Matthew, You've actually can't prepare me
a little bit of stuff.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
I've got a couple of tips for people there on
the flypack from Paris. I watched a documentary on kid
l Roy which was his Red Fern Boy on his
whole life.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
It was very very very interesting, really really good. So
have you listened to his music? I listened to it.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Ye's first time. I would really into it and I
found it. Look, it's not it's not my type of music.
Very but put it this way. I love talent.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
He's a talent and he's a talented kid. It is
like very think like Justin Bieber got in the slope
Justin Bieber. They become best mates, didn't they?
Speaker 7 (12:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Best mates? I'm not too sure. But they did a
song together which was a big song's biggest song for a.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Bay Stay Yeah, that same thing I told you that
I never would Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah you got.
Speaker 7 (12:34):
That off that.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
While we're on the kid Laury, I've just pulled up
Dale fanukn once did a really good prank on Nico
Heins because kid l Roy is Indigenous and Nico Heines
is a proud Indigenous man. So he was supposed to
meet kid le Roy once after a concert and it
didn't end up happening.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Something fell through and Nicko was really devastated.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
So Dale got his wife's phone and texted Nico as
the kid LaRoy is so funny. He goes, Hey, Nicholas,
it's Charlton Howard here Bracket the kid LaRoy, that's his
real name. Sorry about tonight, my bro. The promoters just
told me about all the people who have missed out
on my show.
Speaker 9 (13:13):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
I'm in Melbourne on the fourth and would love to
get you down. I'm a massive League fan, but unfortunately
I believe Red and Green let me know, Bro, and
Nico left it for like a couple hours, and then
he's replied, Hey, Bra, no stress, no your problem would
have been so sick to be there though, have an
awesome show. I love that. Up up Cronulla, Hope this
message finds you well. You're doing our mob proud. And
(13:36):
then Dale just left it for like two days and
then out of nowhere, he texted Nico a video of him,
because Dale can sing and play the guitar, just sent
him a video of him sitting there on a stool
and he's under singing a kid LaRoy song. Oh he
was so gutted. Yeah, it started along prank wall between them,
(14:00):
but one of the great pranks from Delphin.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Who can good to see him going well? Yep.
Speaker 9 (14:12):
Well, I was down at on Casters Street last night
dressed as Elvis.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
I don't know if anyone saw me down there, but
I was doing a bit of Q and A stuff
and the thing I like about it the people are good,
they're so loose. But there was a certain individual last
night who ended up sending me a text. He while
I was interviewing a bunch of Warriors fans, he come
up and was fingering my anus and I had a
prosthetic penis on as well, and he was touching it
(14:36):
and I was like, who is this bloke?
Speaker 9 (14:37):
And I didn't even turn around and then I got
a text last night.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
It was John Hoppowardi.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
A true story. He reached me a games but have
you got Cooper's number?
Speaker 9 (14:47):
And he texted me going, hey.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Move to TOPA.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Did you feel someone fingering your ass when you were
interviewing the WIS fans last night?
Speaker 7 (14:54):
It was me?
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Lol.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
I don't know how he knows that. I said, didn't
even notice, Hopper. That's what I must have for having
such a lose hole the man he said, I grabbed
your fake cock and then fingered you, but you kept
going with the interview must be loose.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Shout out to the Harva waddies.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Yeah, but they're not here.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Ladies and gentlemen want to introduce a bloke. Broncos having
a hell of a season and Broncos amazing it is.
Speaker 9 (15:23):
It is fantastic.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
See the re emergence of the Broncos because they were
one of the biggest brands in Austrained.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Sport, lost their way a little bit.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
They re employed one of their greatest legends in Kevin
Walders won six or seven Grand finals. Keavy great player
and is proven. They gave him no help at the
start and he has just proven that he was the
right man for the job. They're going fantastic. Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome Billy Walters. Hey, Billy, welcome mate, Thanks very much,
(15:55):
thanks having me five grand cash, ladies, gentlemen, five grand
cash an erotic massage.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Thanks trueh Hey young Bill Blooyeah, I'm good.
Speaker 10 (16:05):
Bronx started the weekend well with a good win last night,
so now I can just relax.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
And injured at the moment, obviously, Yeah, Unfortunately.
Speaker 10 (16:11):
I hurt my wrist a couple of weeks ago, so
you know, it's disappointing to miss out on magic.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Ground bow, which risk was.
Speaker 10 (16:17):
Billy, there's my left fine, Okay, that's fine, all right.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
It's funny when you I actually remember Trush for an
Italy We're in Italy with Trush. We're in what place
was it the joint that floods all the time? Fannas
and uh we're getting there anyway. We're sitting around Marit
and Otayan, you know, all these it ties, and this
young blow comes up to me and shoes yeah, not
(16:42):
very good.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
And it is us.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
I'm trying to into I'm trying to impress this girl.
Can you challenge me to an arm wrestle and let
me win.
Speaker 9 (16:56):
I said, yeah, of course.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
So I went up and I went, hey you, I said,
let's have an arm wrestle, and he goes, oh, yeah, okay.
So they're all gathered around, all these tans and we
went yep, and I winked and he went anyway, the
just ran bush right. Anyway, he nearly tore my bicep.
So what I else have to do for the next
two weeks is white my ass from my left hand.
Has anyone ever done that before? How hard it is?
Speaker 9 (17:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Anyway, back to you billy.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Ladies and gentlemens.
Speaker 9 (17:26):
Well, Billy Wolton's got married in the off season too.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Please run a applause to Billy Waltz's everyone.
Speaker 10 (17:34):
Yeah, lovely country over there. I got to spend two
weeks over there, was unreal great two weeks.
Speaker 9 (17:40):
Christian Welch was the MC of the wedding as well.
Speaker 10 (17:42):
Yes he was, and he must have still been filthy
because you know, Bronx pumped the storm in the semi
final up here last year and I think he tried
to get back at Kevy, so he's actually stitched heavy up.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
So he's the MC.
Speaker 10 (17:56):
He's given the you know, he's the toilets and whatever,
and there's actually a nightclub at the hotel were staying at,
and he actually gave out Kevy's room number and said,
if anyone's looking for a drink later on in the night,
charged it back to room two thirty three or whatever
it was. And we all thought it was a joke.
And then Kevys want to check out two days later,
and he actually never went to the nightclub that night.
He was there the other night, but on the wedding
(18:17):
night he wasn't there, and he actually had an eight
hundred dollars bill of people charging drinks back to his.
Speaker 9 (18:22):
Room like he can afford it.
Speaker 10 (18:24):
Well, yeah, with the new upgrade anyway. And then he's
gone back through to look at because you have to
sign everything, and he said to them, I wasn't even
the nightclub. Look at the sick and she's not even mine.
But there actually was one from my older brother that
said thanks for the free drink, Dad, love you, and
signed by him, So it was pretty much stitch up.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
They should have got jerame lewided your speech. He he
has a wonderful turn of phrase, one like being.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Coached by your dad. I do It's it's good.
Speaker 10 (18:51):
It was a bit weird at first, but you know,
we've seemed to make it work and as long as
we keep winning, it's all good.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
You think weird should joint out, family.
Speaker 9 (19:00):
I've got a football question for you, but it's a
fam a question too.
Speaker 5 (19:03):
Do you think he's harder on you than the other players?
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Good question?
Speaker 10 (19:06):
True, he does like to take the piece sometimes. Sometimes
we'll be, you know, watching review and I'll just make
a normal, simple tackle and he'll be like, hang on,
stop it, rewind it back everyone, Look how good this
tackle is from Brilliana.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Make sure everyone's tapping on that.
Speaker 10 (19:21):
But then it also works sometimes, you know, we'll make
ten areas in a game and you'll show my one
and he will absolutely scram me in front of everyone.
So you know, you never know what we're going to
get with Keevy.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
My old man used to coach me when I was
playing under fifteens at Narrowna nar Awena Hawks, and I remember.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
He was he was Actually he's quite intelligent. He's a
good coach mate. Hey listen, I'm Maddie John's. You don't
need to say that.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
Okay, sorry, you're not Andrew Johnson. And these guys. He
had a long luncheon ones for Rugby Australia and he
was out with George Greegan and he got so maggot
that he showed up late to the game at halftime.
When we were playing a night game on a Friday
night and we were down thirty nil and Dad came
in thinking like vice versa, we were up by thirty points.
(20:04):
And he was in there going, mate, you guys are
one of the most resilient, strong teeth.
Speaker 9 (20:10):
We're like fourteen, like no one really gave us.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
And he was in there and he started getting emotional,
starts crying, and he's gone, guys, this is you guys
have the potential to be doing something so so special
this year. Okay, you got You could be where I
am in twenty years if you keep working hard at it.
And we went out and the first try they came
out and scored another try, and Dad was on the
sideline going, no, Lades, it's thirty to six, and the
(20:35):
football manager goes, no, Maddie, it's thirty six.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Nil, and I immediately call it's actually on left.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
What a bunch of losers they were anyway, Most of
them are dealers these days.
Speaker 7 (20:45):
So yeah you want that.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Okay, now I'll get to the number. Well, I hope
you enjoyed the people that's us for the dune and Dusted.
Thanks again for your support, loved it. Enjoy the rest
of twenty four and people enjoy your Christmas.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
And they're right, Charlie, there you are.
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