05 05 2023 It's Naked Gardening Weekend... and the surprise of a DNA test...

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Episode Transcript

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Hello, Keilly Nash. It's tomorrowshow today, Tomorrow will be Monday.
We're gonna be tired, and wegot a big weekend, a lot of
stuff coming down. See go toMayo, Kentucky derby game cap, Baseball
Clemson fans probably traveling to the upstate. They got a home series this
weekend. Is that where our bosses? I believe he is? Yeah?
Okay, so we got that goingon. And what else is happening over

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the week of the Crawfish Festival?Oh? Yeah, they got what's his
face playing there, Edwin McCain.Yeah, all right, so we got
a lot of um that's at thefair grounds the case you want to go,
that's right. Yeah, we gota lot of what is it they
do over there at the Crawfish Festival? Sucking heads and eating tail? So

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it was like a full weekend.Have you ever eating a crawfish? Yes?
Not impressed. I like him ifI'm in New Orleans, Okay,
I like the way that they cookthose. Hear them differently, is what
you're saying. Yeah, it's justthe state of mind that you're in when
you're a nore. Right, no, no, no, which is probably
inebriated. Just change that time.I like them when I'm drunk. I

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think a lot of people do.All right, anyway, So we got
all that coming down this weekend.Hope you had a big got a big
ones going into it. If wecome out on Monday morning, we're gonna
have a moral eleuma. We knowthat. So she's got a ke.
I forgot to talk to the keysgetting coronated. But a lot of girls
getting up at five o'clock. Imight have to talk about that. Money.
Don't have to make it a sexistthing. There's probably some fellows who

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are interested. I guess they arewatching all that. Yeah, okay,
there's a lot of women who couldn'tgive a rip. That's true. We
got a Monday morning moral elema.Sorry. So yeah, well, and
maybe we'll talk about the coronation.Hopefully something big happens. Wouldn't that be
fun? We'll talk about you know, I'm not gonna watch it live,
but if it's on the news andsomething big happens, what if Mega Markle
parachutes in just to ruin the party. I just read you the headline a

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few minutes ago about the King himselfhas scaled back the cost so the UK
tax pols only have to pay onehundred and twenty five million dollars for his
one hour event. How much wasit supposed to be. I don't know.
It's only one hundred and twenty fivemillion. It's about to say,
where everybody's living under this Joe Bidenworld economy that sucks. We're having to
cut back all kind of expenses.I thought you're gonna tell me, you

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know, cut it way back.It's just gonna be two horses and a
carriage and him with a crown.Well, they said it's only going to
have two thousand VIP guests, whichis about I think a third of what
is did the taxpayers pay for theVIP guest food? And look, of
course, good lord King is throwinga potty man. If you're the king
or Joe Biden, life is good. Otherwise it's starting to suck. Yeah,

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they don't really You never heard itsucks to be the king. They
say the crown is heavy, butI don't really know what decisions he's making.
That's true. Heavy is heavy.Heavy is the head that holds the
crown or something like that. ButI don't think that that's applicable anymore because
they don't make any decisions, soit would be the Prime Minister. And

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to be honest with you, I'venever heard of that phrase till I watched
Monarch, which is about country music. I didn't learn about watching the Queen
or the King or reading about LadyDie or whatever. Well, I guess
their biggest concern is do I lookgood? Do I look royal? You're
British? No? The answers no, wow, do I look like royalty?
No? Dang it, I'm tryingmoral dilemma Monday. She has got

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a vacation coming up, but accordingto the co workers, she's desperately needed
to stay for I guess they havesome big company project or something, and
like, you just can't go now, and if I remember, I should
book a trip to Canada, whichI would be trying to get out of
anyway. But she's like, doI you know, just tell the people,

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hey, look, sorry sucks.You're gonna have to pick up the
slack while I'm gone for the week. I mean, we could have a
lot of different answers on this.If you're young, married and you've already
made your reservations, you go,look okay, But I've already I got
to eat twenty five dollars in mydeposit. So somebody back, Okay,
well, then let me talk tomy fiance or my husband or whatever.
But if you got like three orfour kids, or if you but worship,

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if you got like some grown kids. College kids are coming in and
they've already set their schedup. No, forget all that. I can't rearrange
my life because you've got some kindof project coming up. Let's get it
down. We're not only a team, we're a family. To to the
last minute. It's going and getit done. Now, what's the problem.
This is my well, the orderdoesn't start tool. No. Please,
well two weeks from now or whenyou're going on vacation. The answer

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is like is the answer is agood old fashioned country now na na in
a w nah nah nah. Y'allright. No, well, you're not
a very good family members. Thatone's teammate. I'm not a good teammate.
Yeah, we'll see what the MorningRussell regulars think about that. And

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how about this professor at Berkeley,Elizabeth Hoover is her name, and she's
been working there at cal Berkeley fora number of years, and she's I
think in her forties and she justdid a DNA test and it turns out
she's been wrong her whole life.Her whole life. She identified as a

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Native American, she was a memberof two different tribes, and turns out
none of that's true. None yourparents are from like Scotland or something.
You have no Native DNA in you, not one drop. And so she
is shocked, and she's probably gonnabe fired as well. Yeah, because

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they according to the story that we'rereading in the Daily Mail about her,
she has been She was specifically hiredbecause she was a Native American. So
she's put out a letter of apologyand accountability. But how could you prove

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she didn't know, She didn't know, we didn't have the DNA of the
twenty three of me. And shedoes take responsibility and saying I was told
that we were members of that tribe. But once I got into this story,
yeah, I should have done moreresearch on that, and now just
accepted. My grandmother told me,look at those high cheekbones on your grandfather's

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face. Indians always had high cheekbones. I was just told that by
family members, my cousin when hewas a medical school and they were doing
the DNA studies and stuff. Theythe professor had each of them give some
blood and they did a DNA studyor whatever, and the professor tells my
cousin. He goes, he looksat the report and he goes, Wow,
that's interesting, And my cousin saidwhat he said, Oh, never

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mind, he never told him.So we don't know what's interesting in that
report. But I love this line. I'm just gonna read you this line,
Jonathan, and see what see whatresponse you have to it. The
discovery, Hoover wrote in a preliminarystatement, left her, her parents,

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and her sisters shocked and confused aboutwhat that information means to us. Well,
if you're not an Indian, whatdo you think that means for us?
We're still Indian? Right? Well? Yeah, what if the test
came back and they were what theheck? What happened here? Was there

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a switching at? What happened here? What the hell heck? But I
mean, obviously this is a Thisis huge for her because she's built her
life and career around being a NativeAmerican and she can't just identify and that
would be okay. I thought youcould identify as anything. Now a matter
of fact, they introduced a word. Let me see if I can find

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it again. There's a word thatthey enter it right here. Hoover is
now accused of being a pretendian,which is a white person and falsely claims
to have indigenous and ancestry in orderto profit. That is great. So
Elizabeth Warren is a pretendian. Yes, that is classic. That must be
a common thing for them with aterm for it. It's like stolen valor

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exactly. If you if you claimto be aware of military or the insignia,
but you never serve. That's Imean, that's an arrestable offense.
Pretendian. You should go straight tojail. Well. And they they say
that her that everything from her internship, to her scholarships, to her jobs
have all been based on the factthat she's a Native American. Yeah,

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now you got to make restitution.And Desi Small Rodriguez, assistant professor at
LA Sociology Department, who is amember of the Northern Cheyenne tribe, says
her apology is a cop out anda form of gaslighting. We're being gaslight

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You've done it now. So theNative Americans are not happy with her.
But anyway, I'm not imagining.Most of you are just finding out you're
not Native American. But you arefinding out things because, as you pointed
out, these twenty three in methings reveal a lot of stuff about this
history. I am apparently My wifebelieves that I have some sort of African

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somewhere. Really, she says somethingto do with my nose. But in
reality, when we did the twentythree in me thing, I am the
whitest person ever. It's like ninetynine percent of my heritage is somewhere between
England, Ireland and Scotland. Theyall are from there. Now, if
there is any African or African inme, it would have been a tiny

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little drop that had nothing to dowith your pigmentation, because you look Irish.
I'm the whitest looking guy out here, right, I'm yeah, I'm
I'm Casper the friendly Ghost. Yeah. When when I was a kid,
as much as I stayed out inthe sunshine, as quickly as I tanned,
you absolutely could make it a casethat I was Native American. Oh
oh yeah, but now your didyour sons do the twenty three and me

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thing? No, none of themhad, to my knowledge, one of
them half Okay, So how did, was it? John found out that
he was a relative of Oh that'sfrom ancestry. Ancestry. Yeah, so
just tracing like I'm related to thisperson right the red Yeah, oh,
that person's related to And it wasa John Holliday who lived in Anderson,

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South Carolina, who apparently hooked upbut when a Salle's family members. But
Doc Holliday was a traveler man,as you know, Johnny apple Seed of
it he was, and he spread, he spread young uns all over the
place. And because of that,we have and direct to send it to

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Doc Holliday. That's one of hisbiggest claims. He walks around twirling one
of those little silver shot cups.Yeah, just like Val Kilmer did.
That's great. I was telling youabout this real quickly. Taylor Swift's new
boyfriend. Yeah, she's the leadsinger of a band called the nineteen seventy

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five. His name is Matt Healeyand if you read the headline quote,
he's a British rock star, exheroin addict who smokes cannabis every day and
makes tawdry boasts about sexual conquests.Will Taylor Swift be able to team her
wildest boyfriend yet? You know,I just don't. I mean, Taylor

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Swift doesn't as far as I know, I know she doesn't smoke cigarettes.
I don't think she smokes weed,and I don't imagine she even drinks much.
She just seems like somebody who wouldbe very buttoned down. I think
she is. And then this guytattoos all over the place. Every photo
they go out of him, he'ssmoking something. Say, opposites attract,

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Really, this would be a greatcase of it. So perhaps we could
ask what couple do you know thatis the most opposite. That's good,
Oh, that's good. We couldtalk about that. Yeah, all right,
Well, what else is going onin your neighborhood? You get your
neighbors. Are your neighbor's gardening nakedthis weekend? Oh that's right, it's
naked garden Day. Yeah, tomorrowTomorrow, Saturday's naked garden Day. Could

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be a naked garden weekend. Idon't know what your neighbors got going on.
Once you start, it's hard tostop. That's great. What's going
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