05 09 23 82% admit to doing this...Yes! Did it and TOLD it ! Do you?

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Episode Transcript

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Hello, killing Ash, Hey,what's happening buddy? Tomorrow Show today?
All right, we've got to getinto some of the segments that we'd like
to discuss on tomorrow's broadcast. Itwill be Wednesday, the tenth of May.
All right, Jonathan, what dowe got lined up for you?
We can start off with more problemsa morning Russell Regular planned on having brunch

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for his wife, the mother ofhis child, been told he has to
work. Okay, how do youget out of that? If you have
one of those jobs where nobody wantsto work on Mother's Day, nobody wants
to work on Christmas. No Mother'sdaythis year falls on Saturday. He's working.

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So I mean, do you goahead and just say, look,
I can't. I can't. Icannot work that day. Now somebody else
has to work that day. Mom, you taught me to be responsible and
my work needs me. But thisis his wife. Oh it's her first
Mother's Day. Oh oh, I'mblowing you off to take care of the

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fam. Talking about fam, wetold my family family. I don't want
to have to answer to Dom forthis one. Don would tell you,
Wow, I don't know how youdo. Your family comes first? If
you've got to quit. You've gotto quit. I'm not gonna be there.
You do what y'all got to do? Why would they schedule it on

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Mother's Day? Why do you scheduleany work on Who's who's in charge of
the work schedule around here? It'sMother's Day. Places are open, people
have to work. You don't havean option on something like that. It
could be very tough, I know. So Now what do you do if
you're in that situation? We justgot joined by John the engineer. John,

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what would happen if we told youwe need you to come in and
rebuild a studio on Mother's Day,but you don't plant something special for whether
of your children or your mom?What would you How do you get out
of that? How do I getout of rebuilding the studio? Or do
you do you choose to go towork or do you tell work? Look,
I'm sorry. Family comes first andif you have to fire me,

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go ahead. There's plenty of goodjobs out there. That's a hard one,
right, This is what we're talkingabout tomorrow on the show. Kind
Of like maybe I would depending onthe situation, Like if I thought I
could get in at eight am,finish it by like three or four,
and have plenty of time to likemake it what you work in a shift

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like at a convenient store, oryou got to work or shift at the
mall. I think I would justadjust when I went and did something with
their mom. You think mom's gonnabuy all that? Mom? I can
fit you in about I mean,I got it after sixty minutes. I
gonna pay for the dinner. Imean, you gotta make the money,
to say, John and I areseeing that the same thing. She'll understand,

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Well, this is a guy's wifeand it's her first Mother's Day.
Yeah, now what do you dodad? First Mother's Day? I mean?
And the thing is, he'd alreadymade reservations for a brunch and she's
excited about it. And then Iguess the new schedule came out a few

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days ago. But did he Sothere's also this like did he ask for
Mother's day off? Yes? Andin the work that was rejected? How
much in advanced this week? Itjust came out right Monday, you get
the schedule for the me So Mondayhe got the schedule. He's now in
a quandary. He told us aboutit this morning. Do you just I

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say you tell work go pound sandI'm sorry. The good news for me
is there's a lot of openings andit's gonna really suck if you have to
replace an employee right now. Soyou're gonna have to make do without me.
I don't know how to do it. I think I'm kind of with
you a little bit on that,just because I'm switching sides here. Sorry

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because I do that to you.Why are you so mathable? Why are
you so mallable? Honestly, Ithink a lot of businesses are like really
try to like press you on that, like, oh, you'll be fired,
but then when it comes down toit, they're like, no,
we kind of need you. Yeah, that's where they are right now.

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Yeah, they're come, they'll comecrawling back. He's going to come crawling
back. We really need you.Yeah. See, John, these are
the kind of things we take onhere on the air, and you're in
charge of keeping our station on theair, so you deal with switches,
satellite link ups and all those kindof things. See, this is the
this is the tough side of ourjob. Yeah you crawl around, Yeah,

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yes, yes, you're like Ireally work hard so this can get
on the air. Yeah, allright, we can deal with that tomorrow.
What else we got? All right? Jonathan Um. Four out of
five Americans admit in a survey todoing this. I am shocked at what
they're admitting to. It's almost likewe could make that a contest. What

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do you know? What do youknow? What? Four out of five
Americans admit to. I bit you, nobody would guess this. Eighty two
percent of Americans say they do snoopthrough other people's devices. That's you know
something, I let Sally pick upmy phone. She knows the code to
my phone. She can look throughanything. I do that so that she

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can just disarm the cock and disarmthe conversation without ever having it, because
she know about that other phone yougot. She sucks Sally zip it.
Well, I mean I have nevergone through somebody else's device without them knowing

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about it. So Sally knows aboutit. I'm sure you know about Sally
going through it. That's not snooping. Snooping is Oh, they I figured
out their pass code or whatever rightor whatever it is, or that didn't
quite shut off and they left theroom. Let you open it up real
quick, and you're looking through yourfriend or your spouse or coworkers, private

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digital whatevers, photos, emails.I cannot believe that over eighty percent of
Americans have done this. I neverhave the thought process to pick up anybody's
phone and try to go through it. I'm afraid of what I would find.
I don't. I don't. I'mnot I'm not that interested, to
be honest. Eighty seven percent ofthe people who did snoop said that they

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look for messages, emails, socialmedia stuff. Forty four percent said that
they go right to the photos.Oh I bet Thirty eight percent said the
best thing to check browser history.Oh, that's a good one. Kind
of websites y'all frequent in over there. That's a good one. One out

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of four who do scool. No, I'm not getting good at the math
because it's twenty five percent of thepeople who do snoop, which is eighty
percent of Americans. So that's roughlylike fifteen percent of Americans say they have
found something quote something significant while snooping, like evidence of cheating, Oh gotcha,

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drug use those types of thing.I like. Thirty five percent say
they don't ever feel guilty about it. No, I went down their business
I've scrolled through all this wild Iwould tell you it's her business. Well,
that's you and you and you gaveher the pass code. Would Sally
feel guilty if she snooped through myphone? I don't see Sally ever,

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snooping through somebody else's phone. Eightypercent, eighty two percent say they've done
it. So there has to bepeople in the now the question becomes,
and this is always a challenge fora for a radio show, can we
get any of the eighty two percentto call? Well, they confess,
we have to sound percent of themaren't guilty about it, so that we

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should get thirty five percent. ButI mean this is just so y'all know
when you hear this on the radiotomorrow, we have to come across as
not judgmental, right, that thisisn't that big of a deal. Yeah,
would y'all find what we get?We got to play it down.
We can't be like, I can'tbelieve this. You people are insane,

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because then nobody would call that's right, okay, y, We're doing that
tomorrow. That would be good.We've also got old people, old people,
and I guess now this is fivethousand people sixty and older, so
I guess those are considered old people. Five thousand, sixty and older Americans
were asked about something that they seethe people in their in their twenties do

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that quote unquote confuses them that theydo not unders stand some of the top
answers. They're overdone lip injections.I can't wait for that trend to finally
die. Taking a picture of yourselfall the time, even as a young
person, I can't ever imagine wantingto do this. I don't even know
what this one is. Van life, the whole van life is glamorous.

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Look at me sipping my coffee inthe back of my van in front of
a sunrise. That's way overrated.Very fake. That sounds like Donald Trump,
very fake. I hate those clawlike nails that they're trying to do.
I blasting pictures of your kids onsocial media. I would never put

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photos of my children out like that, wearing comfy shoes all the time.
I guess I'm not mad at it. I'm more mad that my dumb blank
never did it. Yeah, Iwas about to say, I don't understand
what the problem is there. Idon't Bucca l what is that call boo
call buccl fat removal surgery what thatmeans. But they don't think that.

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They don't understand very trendy. Wehaven't. It's trend hasn't hit us yet.
This woman said, I am sixty, and I'm actually amazed by these
young women's self confidence. They're justscreaming, I have self self confidence.
I still feel insecure in my sixties. She tell me the people we're going
to see at the beach this summer. I guess yes, she's talking about

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those women crying on the internet.I'm talking full on snot bubble crime.
Maybe this is my childhood trauma talking. But I can't fathom having an awful
thing happen and then whipping out myphone to tell my followers about it.
That is very true. You gotme for like three and a half seconds,
because that's how long it typically takesme to figure out which button I

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need to hit. I'm I'm inand out of that. What do you
mean as soon as it pops upthem and he oh, somebody crying?
Um, you know I don't likeon social media the anonymous. Um,
we're going to allude to a problem. Oh my gosh, no quit it
with that. Lease pray for meand my mom? Yeah, something like
that. Well what what why?Some people just think they can walk around

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and say whatever they want to.I would like to encourage those people who
do not those people that are kindto others. That is all. Wow,
that's social media where that's sensitive.Some people think they can say whatever
they want. That's a good one. All right. Anyway, we can

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talk about some or all of thattomorrow and we will. And what's going
on in your neighborhood? What areyou planning for mom? Are you planning
not to be with mom? Oh? Every year you got to get more
creative or your spouse. How doyou get out from under being there?
From first Mother's Day the most importantof mother's days. Yeah, we're gonna
have. Oh, this is gonnabe an incredible Mother's Day for say.

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Everything has to be just perfect.Well, I mean, she's had like
thirty eight of them now, right, I know, But this is their
first Mother's Day as a grandmother,and I know it's not Grandmother's Day,
Sally. Don't confuse that this isnot about you. Well, a little
baby Sarah's coming to church Sunday.And they do live in Jacksonville, but

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their home church is still here inColombia, so they're gonna be coming for
the dedication. This is not achristening. This is a Baptist service.
We don't christen. What is thedifference between a christening and a dedication.
Well, you'd have a Christian you'dhave that like in a Lutheran church,
all right, or an Episcopal church. Is that what happened with um in
the Godfather? Yes? When theyguess Godfather too. Yeah, when they

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asked Michael Corleone, does he renounceall the acts of Satan? And he
says I do. And as he'sdoing that, they're sprinkling water on the
baby and his people are murdering folksall over the waters splattering on the baby's
head while blood splatter on the wallbehind some guy at Louisi's. So that's
a christening. Yeah, that's achristening. This is a dedication. The

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child is presented like little Simba.All the parents hold the children up towards
the congregation, and then the pastorat challenges the parents to raise the child
the way of the Word and withthe church support these parents who support these
children. Yes, everybody has thevocally sign off on that. All right.

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I like it. I like it. So that's happening this Sunday Mother's
Day. I was at church lastSunday. You know, I do not
sing at church. You've told us, yes, so um, and I
typically don't even because I'm not singing. I'm not going to go through the
motions of lip sinking or you don'teven lip sync. You didn't even make
a joyful fake noise for the Lord. But I believe that last Sunday the

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pastor caught me not singing, gaveyou the look, He gave me the
look, and I started lip sinking. You just bill didn't sing. I
can't sing. You want to talkabout the sound of clashing symbols or whatever
the ugliness is mentioned in the Oldand the New Testament, I believe.
Oh my god, oh that's myvoice in church. Cut it out.

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Yeah. Craig Morgan wouldn't even putup with me in church like he did
a little miss whatever her name is. And that's what I love about Sundays.
He turned around and knocked me out. All right, So what's going
on in your neighborhood. We'll betalking about, you know, how to
reach out to us and let usknow that Tomorrow we start talking, you
start talking to nine seven eight ninetwo seven nine seven eights