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Hello, killy Na, good morning. It's tomorrow show today, Tomorrow seven
thirty. Very important. We're gonnaplay the Kenny Chesney snippet again. Should
we try playing it at some pointin this podcast to try to let people
get to put it in right here? Grand playing in a hammock time.
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All right, now, what ahuge advantage you've given the morning with unbelievable
advantage. Yes, you can replaythat right now on your podcast if you
want. You have to know thefive songs in order, the names of
the five songs in order. Tomorrowmorning, get seven thirty. We're gonna
play it again. Then we're gonnago to the phones. I don't know.
We'll pick a number out of ahat. Could be five, could
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be twenty, I don't know.I wonder how many people will get it
wrong. They'll they'll they'll go throughthe time to call, they'll be the
right caller, whatever that is,and then they won't know it. And
I'm telling you you're gonna have togoogle it if you need to. But
you have to have the exact titleof the song. You say, exact
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title, So if they're off bya word, yo, no no no,
d niede yeah, because here's thething. We're talking about two wristbands
for all the days of the CarolinaMusic Festival. If we allow somebody to
identify a song with an incorrect title, it's not going to go well.
We'll be getting complaint phone calls formonths. So that's tomorrow morning at seven
thirty, or any of those titlessomething that I wouldn't expect it to be
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meaning like it's like you those areh yeah, there's like not like the
chorus is the hook and we allthink that that's the name of the song,
but oh no, it's really youdidn't know it's called the Postman song
or something like that. Don't evenreference it. I can. I can
see one where somebody may say,oh, that's called so. It's a
No, it's not. You reallyhave called blank blank so and so M
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all right, So you gotta makesure you know it all you want to
hear it again in a hammock thereyou go. Wow, you are so
generous. We give and we give. Kelly, that's all you give them
till it hurts. That's all youcan do. Okay, all right.
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So other than that, what we'regonna do tomorrow, we're gonna talk about
other than celebrating a game cock victoryand staying in the winning bracket. We
get us a double elimination tournament.Now, Clemson fans are all in today
too. They were on a thirteenfourteen game winning street brother, are they
really Yeah? Wow, Coastal fansgetting all excited. They're wearing their teal.
You know, it's hard to feellike you're ready for battle and teel.
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I'll tell you what, Because DavidElie used to play a lot of
summer ball, so we will playat a lot of the college stadiums in
the summer when they would host differenttournaments and the like. But the first
time you show up at the baseballpark, and I'm sure the same strue.
I've never been to the football stadiuma coastal But when you show up
at the baseball park, all theirseat covers are teal. So when you
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walk yet and there's nobody in theseats, you see all that teal.
It's an eye opener. Wow,especially when you're there early in the morning,
a son's coming down, Like,wow, that's bright. All right.
So anyway, after baseball, whatelse we got to talk about?
What happened to marriage? Where'd thatgo. According to this, back in
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nineteen ninety and almost for all ofrecorded time previous, it was an average
of two out of every three peopleunder the age of thirty were married up
until nineteen ninety. Then something changed. We're now down to this was in
twenty fifteen, and it continues totrend downwards. Two out of five under
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the age of thirty are married.So the majority of people under the age
of thirty are no longer married.Interesting, yeah, And they say that
the marriage rates just continue to declineand that the average rate of dating is
now increased. The average relationship beforeyou get married is now four years and
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six months. That is a forever. That's a long, long, long,
long time for years. Sally andI were already married for three years
in that time period. You don'teven started making babe. I knew were
like a minute. Yeah, Iknew were like a minute and a half.
Now I would do it like ayear and a half. And they
say that the mood of the millennialsis that their quote unquote refusing that's the
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word they use here, refusing toget married. They say they would rather
live with somebody for the rest oftheir lives. But don't want the hassles
of being married. Interesting something somethingtilted around nineteen ninety What was it?
You know, what I don't knowwas at the beginning of the internet.
Was it Al Gore ruining us withthe Internet? The information super highly,
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too many options. You always feellike you can better deal somebody. That's
what I don't know if that's stilltrue. I mean, we grew up
in a different era. But whenguys didn't pull the trigger I getting married,
or if I guess, if thegirl wouldn't, we always said that
they were just waiting for a betterdeal. Right, You're just the holding
pattern. You're just you're just thereuntil it interesting they can upgrade. Yeah,
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And so I don't know, maybethat is the deal. Maybe people
are just like, well, there'sso many people I can meet now on
the Internet. It's not like whenwe were I can meet everybody in the
world, Keilly, I literally couldhook up with some chick tonight in Toronto,
Yes you could. I could finda little honey down in Guatemala.
I keep getting these girls pop itup on my Facebook. I have so
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many young ladies who want to befriendme. From Russia, China had a
little Ukrainian hottie the other day.These women, I don't know why they
find but so appealing if you reallyreally want to be my friend, very
popular with all the ladies on theinternet. I don't let together in my
head though, Kelly, No,that's good. I don't let the tempt
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me break it up. My marriagefor the twenty two year old from the
Ukraine, although I've never experienced lovein a war torn country, and they
only they're just looking for love.That's why they reached out to you.
I was noticing your profile and youlook like someone who would like love,
so they wanted to get with us. Suddenly I could be starting. In
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a newly found episode at the WindsThe Winds of War, Jonathan rush on
the Ukrainian Front, a troubled soldieramong women, born leader of man.
Kelly Nastars, in a newly discoveredepisode of the Winds of War, wins
the Adinol CBS. So odd,it's a live feet, don't lou Yeah,
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I'm happy talking. I am sohappy I got married. Oh my
god, Okay, I got that. And now if if you've got a
hankering for Father's Day gifts, thankfully, Gwyneth Paltrow is here to the rescue.
You know, Gwyneth Paltrow every yearcomes out with the list of just
insanity for Mother's Day, Christmas,Father's Day. The company she runs a
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something called Goop. So I'll readsome of them, you know, some
of these I wouldn't. I won'teven read tomorrow on the air, okay,
because they're so ridiculous. And wedo have a link though, to
the entire Goop Father's Day suggested list. I guess they probably have the links
if you want to buy these things, But like one that I will not
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read, nor can I possibly imagine. Now, I my father and my
stepfather are both passed on, soI wouldn't have this opportunity. But your
father is still here. Yes,you could give this to your father there,
Oh my god, imagine at anypoint in his life, or at
any point in your life, orimagine one of your children giving this gift
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to you. Let's let's say it'sJaney who decides to buy it because she's
a fan of Gwyneth Paltrow. GwynethPaltrow's the one making the recommendation what to
give dad? A two hundred andnineteen dollars prostate massager. Can you believe
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this? If? What would youif you received and I'll just read you
the description you remember the bye tobatteries. Hugo is the name of it.
Hugo is designed for prostate stimulation.The base and tip are designed for
a powerful vibrating motion. It's alsowaterproof, so appropriate that's going to come?
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Why do I need to massage myprostate? According to Gwyneth and the
folks at Hugo, you'll you'll experiencedpleasures like you've never imagined. It's all
and it can be all done handsfree with a remote control as well,
so you have all these options.Thank you to your lovely daughter. We
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thought of you and you're I don'tknow not your time of need, but
whatevers, What the hallowe would yougive your father? That? Yeah,
we're not sharing that all the yeartomorrow all right. Other things that we
could share that we're not gonna probablyever give anybody. Why not give dad,
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you know, the gift of time. She's got a green index dialed
Rolex Men's Oyster perpetual forty one millimeterjust eleven thousand, three nine five dollars
staying with steel. So it's goingto be sturdy. Sure, how about
this Kitchen on the Edge of theWorld. This is a trip to the
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Arctic Circle, including a four nightstay the Holman Lofton and a unique dining
experience known as the Kitchen on theEdge of the World. That sounds cool.
That's just sixty four grand per person. So I'm throwing a trip for
mom as well. Sure, it'sbrought it up to about one hundred and
thirty with tacks. If your dadwants to get into pickleball, she's got
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the best pickleball paddle, I betin the world at one hundred and eighty
five dollars. Everybody wants to getinto the pickleball. There's a great gift.
You know. It wouldn't surprise me. One of my kids gives me
a pickleball paddle for a Father's Day. Well, and you like the beach.
You usually go to the beach forthe Fourth of July, Well,
why not get him a beach blanket? This one? Oh, it's it's
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a striped beach blanket. I betit just feels as soft as a baby's
bottom. It should for one eighthundred and ninety dollars. Wow, if
I gave if I gave my motheror anybody a two thousand dollars beach blanket,
they'd probably just have me committed.What's wrong with you? Looks wrong
with it. It's a blanket thatyou throw down in the dirt and you
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sit on it, and you paidas much for it as we paid for
the condo for the week. Ohmy god, Oh those are good.
Yeah, all right, we cantalk about some of that. What you
got going on in your neighborhood,we'll be talking about. Let us know
when we start talking. Now toget on touch with us, but email
the social media. You can alsocall tomorrow we start calling. Remember when
we start calling, we start talking, and remember the number you call tomorrow
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morning, the chit chat about anyof that. It's the same number you're
gonna call when you want to winyour you want to hear it again,
Grant playing in a hammock time.Okay, you gotta name all five Kenny
Chesney songs now, just to beannoying. You could leave that on the
talkback button too, just and youwon't be qualified to win a dang thing
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off that, but you could justvery good. You could do that as
well. Tomorrow seven thirty listen foryour chance to win.