The Murky Thermae with Hannah Piper Burns

The Murky Thermae with Hannah Piper Burns

Reality TV, retold through the lens of astrology and the zodiac, plus musings on the current astrological weather and its ripples through the collective consciousness. Come on in, the water's just fine! Hannah Piper Burns is an artist, writer, curator, astrologer, and self-proclaimed extramundane anthropologist of pop culture's phenomena, detritus, kitsch, and trauma, working across time-based media, text, curation, & divination.

Episodes

February 27, 2020 23 mins

This, folks, is what happens when nobody on The Bachelor has had their Saturn return yet! The VIP of the week is definitely Hannah Ann, both for the most GIF-able reacts and for getting her very own TITANIC moment, now memorialized forever on national television. She may not get that reference though because I doubt she was alive when it came out. The Stars and Roses theme is "There It Is" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com), licens...

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We're back, babies! How's everyone's Mercury retrograde going so far? =) The Stars and Roses theme is "There It Is" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com), licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.

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January 30, 2020 24 mins

Gather 'round folks! This ain't the gay yeehaw agenda; it's just the tale of a sweet simple boy from Southern California who couldn't do anything right. 

Got something you're dying to say or share? Leave me a message - it's the closest we can get to a call-in show!

Peter's new theme is Twist Away the Gates of Steel by the incomparable Devo. My new theme is Ode to Billy Joe by the great Bobbie Gentry.

The Stars and Ro...

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The REAL finasco, IMHO, was Peter's swim trunks. UNACCEPTABLE.

Plus, queer astrology news meets Bachelor Nation news. What could go wrong? 

Want to be featured on the Stars and Roses podcast, or want to weight in on all things astro-bach? Leave me a message! 

The Stars and Roses theme is "There It Is" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com), licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.

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Here's what I know, and what I don't know, about contestant birthdays so far, plus my odyssey of watching this week's episode live. 

  • Keep the party going on Instagram, where you can weigh in on Personal Planet trading cards for this season's contestants & contestants from seasons past! 
  • New this season: Leave me a message and I just might play it on the next episode! Think of it like calling into the show, but ...
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January 16, 2020 21 mins

Welcome back to a brand new season of Stars and Roses, recapping the Bachelor through the lens of astrology and the zodiac! I am even more unprepared than usual, but we are full throttle nonetheless! The fun continues over on Instagram: @starsandroses_podcast where I have officially begun the great birthday investigations of 2020! 

Want to chime in on all things astro-bach? Leave me a message and maybe I'll play it on the air!...

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Time to re-up the sunscreen and light another citronella candle to catch up with your favorite contestants before they leave the beach, betrothed or broken-hearted but also with a couple tens of thousands more Instagram followers. SPEAKING OF WHICH! 

Have you followed me on Instagram? http://www.instagram.com/starsandroses_podcast/

Are you interested in working with me...astrologically? Sign up here to find out how: bit....

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August 30, 2019 36 mins
Recapping Bachelor in Paradise Season 3 through the lens of astrology and the zodiac
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August 22, 2019 38 mins
Recapping Bachelor in Paradise Season 3 through the lens of astrology and the zodiac
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August 15, 2019 52 mins
Recapping Bachelor in Paradise Season 6 through the lens of astrology and the zodiac
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August 8, 2019 29 mins
Recapping Bachelor in Paradise Season 6 through the lens of astrology and the zodiac
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Recapping the Bachelorette Season 15 through the lens of astrology and the zodiac
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Recapping the Bachelorette Season 15 through the lens of astrology and the zodiac
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July 3, 2019 27 mins
Recapping the Bachelorette Season 15 through the lens of astrology and the zodiac
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Recapping the Bachelorette Season 15 through the lens of astrology and the zodiac
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June 19, 2019 13 mins
Recapping the Bachelorette Season 15 through the lens of astrology and the zodiac
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June 13, 2019 20 mins


14 men. 3 jackets. ONE ARIES WHO ISN'T INVITED

For those who want to chance BiP spoilers and check out that interview with Reality Steve and Melissa Schreiber: http://realitysteve.com/2019/06/13/the-bachelorette-hannah-spoilers-podcast-134-melissa-schreiber-original-bip-cast/



Music: "There It Is" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

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May 31, 2019 26 mins
Recapping the Bachelorette Season 15 finale through the lens of astrology and the zodiac.
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May 23, 2019 38 mins
Recapping The Bachelorette Season 15, Week Two through the lens of astrology and the zodiac
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May 20, 2019 26 mins
Recapping The Bachelorette Season 15, Week One through the lens of astrology and the zodiac
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