March 8, 2024 • 14 mins
In the episode titled "Bagel," the gang, including Rufus T. Rufus, Producer, and Aloysius J. Pig, meet Engineer- who calls Rufus 'Bagel.'
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Aloysius J. Pig (00:04):
Yeah, so everybody is gonna come on in,
watch your step. Try not toknock anything over. You. Come
on in, come on in, come on in.We'll get we can get more
there's more room in here in thestudio. And we can look around a
little bit.
Rufus T. Rufus (00:19):
Now,
everybody Aloysius J pig here,he's given us a tour, and
I Rufus T roof isn't just here,you know, just as for more
managerial perspective, and Ijust kinda, you know, just want
to make things go smoothly as wemove into this next phase of our
(00:43):
project. Yes. And just make sureyou avoid the wires. There's a
lot of wires everywhere, but youcan see the part that stood here
in the things the plugs ineverything's just, you know,
just what we were saying. Justbe very careful as you come into
this space, this studio here,where we do make the recordings
for the band
(01:07):
Turkey, I admit it, but you dohave a good point. Yeah, yeah,
he
Aloysius J. Pig (01:12):
does have a good point, you know, with the
bumper podcast thing that we'rekind of moving on from that
against, but for right now, it'sfine. You know, it doesn't
confuse anybody. This is astudio where we record a bumper
podcast, we're recording apodcast and we're just trying to
figure out what we're doing heremoving forward
Manager (01:36):
maybe be your manager.
Rufus T. Rufus (01:39):
Now hold on one second. Because I'm, I mean, I'm
the lawyer but I'm also themanager of the podcast and the
whole the whole headquartershere. Just
Aloysius J. Pig (01:51):
let him Let him talk. Alright, this Hold on
Rufus T. Rufus (02:03):
No, apologies. You just started to be over
here, I suppose taking notes andmaking sure everything stays
above the board and that nothingis going to impact the bottom
line. You know what I'm saying?Yeah, I
Aloysius J. Pig (02:17):
think everybody knows what you're saying. All
right. So back to the matter athand. So this is the studio we
used to record a bumper podcasthere. I'm Aloysius jpg gets full
press T Rufus over there isproduced and obviously missing
from the equation. He's NattyBumpercar We haven't seen him in
a long time. So that's why we'vereached out to you
Manager (02:41):
because it's nice to meet you. I'm glad that you
called me and I'm looking aroundhere and I can see
Aloysius J. Pig (02:52):
all right that I mean that sounds good and a
lot a lot of stuff we can do assoon as we can. I mean that
makes sense to me. We want toget me well we do when we get
started as soon as possiblebecause we've been kind of
languishing I think is theproper time
Rufus T. Rufus (03:13):
again, Turkey is seeing things from a perspective
that I feel like none of us evenconsider it well said Turkana
Aloysius What do you think aboutthat? That that that point there
that took it just me When
Aloysius J. Pig (03:28):
did you intend to become such good pals? This
is a nice relationshipfriendship, whatever, that I had
no idea. Yeah, Turkey yet. Thatdoes make sense. We don't want
to just like trash everything.Throw everything away. Maybe we
can get some storage boxes, wecan put things you know, I think
there's probably some room overin the shed.
Producer (03:48):
Which which shed are we talking about? Are we talking
about the the big shade or theor the Play Stick shade? Or this
is a lot of shade around? Youknow,
Rufus T. Rufus (03:59):
I mean, it could be you're seeing the blue shed
that's out back? It could be thegreen shed, it's out front?
Producer (04:07):
I mean,
Rufus T. Rufus (04:08):
I don't understand what natty was doing.
How do you collect shapes likeit sheds is something that
you're going to store stuff in?So why would you just keep
getting more and more sheds likewe it looks if I look around at
corners up there. It looks likewe're like a Mr. Shit like we're
gonna be selling shit at somepoint. You know? Like, come on
(04:29):
down to guess bumper cars crazyshit Emporium. Where you can buy
the best stop pointing
Manager (04:49):
gonna stick around we're not gonna do bird we're
not gonna do none of those.Well,
Aloysius J. Pig (04:58):
no. Okay, well gonna know tangents that's Wow,
that is gonna be quite differentbecause normally this show
exists to just just to tangentlike so like we look like
instead of a road like uncookedspaghetti which is straight, we
(05:19):
look like a bowl of spaghettiall twisted and mixed up and all
around the dike that's kind ofyou guys think of pasta for
lunch? Maybe? Yeah,
Rufus T. Rufus (05:29):
I could certainly go over some pasta.
You know, this weekend, we got abig game. And so I want to Cabo
row.
Producer (05:37):
Right, exactly. She's kind of loud. What do you what
is he talking about?
Rufus T. Rufus (05:45):
Turkey, you know, so? Yeah.
So listen, so what we do beforethe big game, is we eat a lot of
carbohydrates, because it makesit better have more energy mix
was much more, you know, justmore of a spark, you know, it
gives us a good bit of fuel forwhen we can go out on the field
(06:09):
and, you know, make moves and dowhat we do whatever them. So
that's what is carbo loading.
And then you're ready to go.Yeah.
Aloysius J. Pig (06:19):
So I think producing is a little confused.
What exactly is this big gamethat you're playing? And who is
playing in it? And what where isit? I don't know. Just explain a
little bit this this whole gamething that you're talking about?
Producer (06:37):
No, no, we didn't get the email, I guess. I guess,
maybe just you and the roof iswe're talking about these
intramural sports that you'redoing between different
podcasts. And I said, and Ichecked my email all the time.
And I said, I'm looking nowthere's no mercy from you. 30.
I'm looking in my spam. Sorry,Emily. She's looking out through
(07:01):
everything and they don't seeany messages from any of you.
Manager (07:12):
Red Line over there on the red line. Even me
Aloysius J. Pig (07:15):
not a red light this mean check Tia, I think it
means that the power is on. AndI still with that? I
Producer (07:22):
think that we're recording I would think yes,
yes, the red light. It doesn'tmean the powder is on it just
means that we are recording thethings that are transpiring here
in the studio
Manager (07:39):
recording on the podcast, everything you
Rufus T. Rufus (07:48):
know, we got to do here is anytime anybody
really goes into the studio, westart recording and the light
The light is read over the youknow, and that just means that
we are recording the podcast andor recording something that you
(08:09):
know, I guess well
Aloysius J. Pig (08:12):
is we have a difficult time of keeping to a
schedule. And you know, thesepeople out there in the world,
they want to live there, likehey, we want to know the day and
the time that your pod gates isgoing to come out every single
week and we don't have thatcapability. And so what we do, a
(08:32):
lot of the time is if we'regonna have a conversation, it's
like hold on, let's just go talkinto studio producer came you
know, turn on record and thenbang, bang, boom, we got another
podcast
Manager (08:49):
this is going to be a podcast I don't even know what
kind of a situation I've gottenmyself into. was gonna come in a
few walls. And then be with
Rufus T. Rufus (09:08):
I mean, I thought we were just hanging out
lollygag and a bit just, youknow, just talking to talk a
little pod cast, team topodcast, Matt and Mr. We're
gonna knock down walls. I don'tdoesn't make no sense to me.
Where's the budget for that?
Producer (09:30):
Yes. So ever reaches the budget is we don't have any
money right now. But what westarted thinking about was doing
some sort of fundraisers, or thepodcast, you know, like, I think
we were thinking of maybe doinga car wash,
Aloysius J. Pig (09:47):
I will not be washing cars. Do you get me for
no sir. I will not be doingthat. Duly noted.
Producer (09:57):
Then we were also thinking you No going around and
sending cookies didn't even likeboxes of cookies, people love
cookies.
Rufus T. Rufus (10:08):
I do think to be honest, I love cookies and all
that. And I think everyone hereunderstands the legal
ramifications. So the girls thatdon't go around and they sell
the cookies every year and wecan't begin that that tour tour
is taken, we can't jump inthere, we're gonna they're very
(10:29):
tough group we're not gonna Idon't not want to tussle with
looking at cookie girls. So Ithink that's not a good idea
either.
Aloysius J. Pig (10:36):
I don't want to fit. This is an EN tz no tassel
endzone. Also, this is an I'mstarvin zone because earlier
we're talking about pasta. Andthen now we're talking about
cookies all of a sudden, so it'sjust like that sounds like an
entree and a dessert to me,which is a meal and kind of
(10:59):
where my mind is now I've kindof given up on this whole room
thing this is this podcastmanaged to help or whatever and
I think we should probably breakfor lunch or whatever what time
is it whatever it was sowhatever meal people eat at at
(11:21):
330 I don't know
Manager (11:28):
talk about you guys are just gonna go to 330 meals.
Rufus T. Rufus (11:36):
I'm not concerned about what the meal
is. But I don't know ifeverybody else is here.
I always don't like to detractfrom people who are here
especially people who are tryingto help us but you'll your voice
is grading it. It's I don't knowwhat it is about it. But I do
feel like Allah which is ifwe're gonna start having people
(11:58):
on the show. Let's talk to him alittle bit before we come in the
studio. We can tell producerlike hey, do not record this.
This is not gonna sound good, bepleasing to people
Manager (12:16):
and you ain't even one being I got a podcast and you
want to stay
Aloysius J. Pig (12:27):
turnkey come on
Outro (12:42):
the bumper podcast is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp
with Natty Bumpercar and some ofhis pals. It is family friendly,
clean and ridiculous. Thanks abundle for listening. If you
love our show, and you'd like tohelp support the podcast, check
out our Patreon page at httpscolon forward slash forward
slash www.patreon.com forwardslash Natty Bumpercar also
(13:08):
pretty please subscribe whereveryou get your podcasts, share it
with everyone everywhere. postabout it on all of the social
medias or leave a rating andreview. The bumper podcast is
produced at headquarters incoffee Ken alley. It's recorded
mixed and produced by producer.The bumper podcast features
contributions from Aloysius jpgRufus T Rufus doodle poodle,
(13:33):
robot trunks and a gaggle ofother silly rascals. Our head
talker is probably NattyBumpercar. We also have an
absurd newsletter. Check it outand subscribe at Natty
bumpercar.com/subscribe Also,you can follow me on Instagram
and Twitter at Natty BumpercarHugs and hire. See you soon.
NonPro (14:01):
This has been a non productive media presentation,
executive producer Frank Blaue.This program and many others
like it on the nonproductivenetwork is distributed under a
Creative Commons Attribution noncommercial no derivatives
license. Please share it but askbefore trying to change it or
sell it. For more informationvisit non dash productive.com
Yeah, so everybody is gonna come on in,
watch your step. Try not toknock anything over. You. Come
on in, come on in, come on in.We'll get we can get more
there's more room in here in thestudio. And we can look around a
little bit.
Rufus T. Rufus (00:19):
Now,
everybody Aloysius J pig here,he's given us a tour, and
I Rufus T roof isn't just here,you know, just as for more
managerial perspective, and Ijust kinda, you know, just want
to make things go smoothly as wemove into this next phase of our
(00:43):
project. Yes. And just make sureyou avoid the wires. There's a
lot of wires everywhere, but youcan see the part that stood here
in the things the plugs ineverything's just, you know,
just what we were saying. Justbe very careful as you come into
this space, this studio here,where we do make the recordings
for the band
(01:07):
Turkey, I admit it, but you dohave a good point. Yeah, yeah,
he
Aloysius J. Pig (01:12):
does have a good point, you know, with the
bumper podcast thing that we'rekind of moving on from that
against, but for right now, it'sfine. You know, it doesn't
confuse anybody. This is astudio where we record a bumper
podcast, we're recording apodcast and we're just trying to
figure out what we're doing heremoving forward
Manager (01:36):
maybe be your manager.
Rufus T. Rufus (01:39):
Now hold on one second. Because I'm, I mean, I'm
the lawyer but I'm also themanager of the podcast and the
whole the whole headquartershere. Just
Aloysius J. Pig (01:51):
let him Let him talk. Alright, this Hold on
Rufus T. Rufus (02:03):
No, apologies. You just started to be over
here, I suppose taking notes andmaking sure everything stays
above the board and that nothingis going to impact the bottom
line. You know what I'm saying?Yeah, I
Aloysius J. Pig (02:17):
think everybody knows what you're saying. All
right. So back to the matter athand. So this is the studio we
used to record a bumper podcasthere. I'm Aloysius jpg gets full
press T Rufus over there isproduced and obviously missing
from the equation. He's NattyBumpercar We haven't seen him in
a long time. So that's why we'vereached out to you
Manager (02:41):
because it's nice to meet you. I'm glad that you
called me and I'm looking aroundhere and I can see
Aloysius J. Pig (02:52):
all right that I mean that sounds good and a
lot a lot of stuff we can do assoon as we can. I mean that
makes sense to me. We want toget me well we do when we get
started as soon as possiblebecause we've been kind of
languishing I think is theproper time
Rufus T. Rufus (03:13):
again, Turkey is seeing things from a perspective
that I feel like none of us evenconsider it well said Turkana
Aloysius What do you think aboutthat? That that that point there
that took it just me When
Aloysius J. Pig (03:28):
did you intend to become such good pals? This
is a nice relationshipfriendship, whatever, that I had
no idea. Yeah, Turkey yet. Thatdoes make sense. We don't want
to just like trash everything.Throw everything away. Maybe we
can get some storage boxes, wecan put things you know, I think
there's probably some room overin the shed.
Producer (03:48):
Which which shed are we talking about? Are we talking
about the the big shade or theor the Play Stick shade? Or this
is a lot of shade around? Youknow,
Rufus T. Rufus (03:59):
I mean, it could be you're seeing the blue shed
that's out back? It could be thegreen shed, it's out front?
Producer (04:07):
I mean,
Rufus T. Rufus (04:08):
I don't understand what natty was doing.
How do you collect shapes likeit sheds is something that
you're going to store stuff in?So why would you just keep
getting more and more sheds likewe it looks if I look around at
corners up there. It looks likewe're like a Mr. Shit like we're
gonna be selling shit at somepoint. You know? Like, come on
(04:29):
down to guess bumper cars crazyshit Emporium. Where you can buy
the best stop pointing
Manager (04:49):
gonna stick around we're not gonna do bird we're
not gonna do none of those.Well,
Aloysius J. Pig (04:58):
no. Okay, well gonna know tangents that's Wow,
that is gonna be quite differentbecause normally this show
exists to just just to tangentlike so like we look like
instead of a road like uncookedspaghetti which is straight, we
(05:19):
look like a bowl of spaghettiall twisted and mixed up and all
around the dike that's kind ofyou guys think of pasta for
lunch? Maybe? Yeah,
Rufus T. Rufus (05:29):
I could certainly go over some pasta.
You know, this weekend, we got abig game. And so I want to Cabo
row.
Producer (05:37):
Right, exactly. She's kind of loud. What do you what
is he talking about?
Rufus T. Rufus (05:45):
Turkey, you know, so? Yeah.
So listen, so what we do beforethe big game, is we eat a lot of
carbohydrates, because it makesit better have more energy mix
was much more, you know, justmore of a spark, you know, it
gives us a good bit of fuel forwhen we can go out on the field
(06:09):
and, you know, make moves and dowhat we do whatever them. So
that's what is carbo loading.
And then you're ready to go.Yeah.
Aloysius J. Pig (06:19):
So I think producing is a little confused.
What exactly is this big gamethat you're playing? And who is
playing in it? And what where isit? I don't know. Just explain a
little bit this this whole gamething that you're talking about?
Producer (06:37):
No, no, we didn't get the email, I guess. I guess,
maybe just you and the roof iswe're talking about these
intramural sports that you'redoing between different
podcasts. And I said, and Ichecked my email all the time.
And I said, I'm looking nowthere's no mercy from you. 30.
I'm looking in my spam. Sorry,Emily. She's looking out through
(07:01):
everything and they don't seeany messages from any of you.
Manager (07:12):
Red Line over there on the red line. Even me
Aloysius J. Pig (07:15):
not a red light this mean check Tia, I think it
means that the power is on. AndI still with that? I
Producer (07:22):
think that we're recording I would think yes,
yes, the red light. It doesn'tmean the powder is on it just
means that we are recording thethings that are transpiring here
in the studio
Manager (07:39):
recording on the podcast, everything you
Rufus T. Rufus (07:48):
know, we got to do here is anytime anybody
really goes into the studio, westart recording and the light
The light is read over the youknow, and that just means that
we are recording the podcast andor recording something that you
(08:09):
know, I guess well
Aloysius J. Pig (08:12):
is we have a difficult time of keeping to a
schedule. And you know, thesepeople out there in the world,
they want to live there, likehey, we want to know the day and
the time that your pod gates isgoing to come out every single
week and we don't have thatcapability. And so what we do, a
(08:32):
lot of the time is if we'regonna have a conversation, it's
like hold on, let's just go talkinto studio producer came you
know, turn on record and thenbang, bang, boom, we got another
podcast
Manager (08:49):
this is going to be a podcast I don't even know what
kind of a situation I've gottenmyself into. was gonna come in a
few walls. And then be with
Rufus T. Rufus (09:08):
I mean, I thought we were just hanging out
lollygag and a bit just, youknow, just talking to talk a
little pod cast, team topodcast, Matt and Mr. We're
gonna knock down walls. I don'tdoesn't make no sense to me.
Where's the budget for that?
Producer (09:30):
Yes. So ever reaches the budget is we don't have any
money right now. But what westarted thinking about was doing
some sort of fundraisers, or thepodcast, you know, like, I think
we were thinking of maybe doinga car wash,
Aloysius J. Pig (09:47):
I will not be washing cars. Do you get me for
no sir. I will not be doingthat. Duly noted.
Producer (09:57):
Then we were also thinking you No going around and
sending cookies didn't even likeboxes of cookies, people love
cookies.
Rufus T. Rufus (10:08):
I do think to be honest, I love cookies and all
that. And I think everyone hereunderstands the legal
ramifications. So the girls thatdon't go around and they sell
the cookies every year and wecan't begin that that tour tour
is taken, we can't jump inthere, we're gonna they're very
(10:29):
tough group we're not gonna Idon't not want to tussle with
looking at cookie girls. So Ithink that's not a good idea
either.
Aloysius J. Pig (10:36):
I don't want to fit. This is an EN tz no tassel
endzone. Also, this is an I'mstarvin zone because earlier
we're talking about pasta. Andthen now we're talking about
cookies all of a sudden, so it'sjust like that sounds like an
entree and a dessert to me,which is a meal and kind of
(10:59):
where my mind is now I've kindof given up on this whole room
thing this is this podcastmanaged to help or whatever and
I think we should probably breakfor lunch or whatever what time
is it whatever it was sowhatever meal people eat at at
(11:21):
330 I don't know
Manager (11:28):
talk about you guys are just gonna go to 330 meals.
Rufus T. Rufus (11:36):
I'm not concerned about what the meal
is. But I don't know ifeverybody else is here.
I always don't like to detractfrom people who are here
especially people who are tryingto help us but you'll your voice
is grading it. It's I don't knowwhat it is about it. But I do
feel like Allah which is ifwe're gonna start having people
(11:58):
on the show. Let's talk to him alittle bit before we come in the
studio. We can tell producerlike hey, do not record this.
This is not gonna sound good, bepleasing to people
Manager (12:16):
and you ain't even one being I got a podcast and you
want to stay
Aloysius J. Pig (12:27):
turnkey come on
Outro (12:42):
the bumper podcast is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp
with Natty Bumpercar and some ofhis pals. It is family friendly,
clean and ridiculous. Thanks abundle for listening. If you
love our show, and you'd like tohelp support the podcast, check
out our Patreon page at httpscolon forward slash forward
slash www.patreon.com forwardslash Natty Bumpercar also
(13:08):
pretty please subscribe whereveryou get your podcasts, share it
with everyone everywhere. postabout it on all of the social
medias or leave a rating andreview. The bumper podcast is
produced at headquarters incoffee Ken alley. It's recorded
mixed and produced by producer.The bumper podcast features
contributions from Aloysius jpgRufus T Rufus doodle poodle,
(13:33):
robot trunks and a gaggle ofother silly rascals. Our head
talker is probably NattyBumpercar. We also have an
absurd newsletter. Check it outand subscribe at Natty
bumpercar.com/subscribe Also,you can follow me on Instagram
and Twitter at Natty BumpercarHugs and hire. See you soon.
NonPro (14:01):
This has been a non productive media presentation,
executive producer Frank Blaue.This program and many others
like it on the nonproductivenetwork is distributed under a
Creative Commons Attribution noncommercial no derivatives
license. Please share it but askbefore trying to change it or
sell it. For more informationvisit non dash productive.com
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