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In the episode titled "Bagel," the gang, including Rufus T. Rufus, Producer, and Aloysius J. Pig, meet Engineer- who calls Rufus 'Bagel.'

Episode Transcript

Aloysius J. Pig (00:04):
I know so I'm super excited, because it's of
course, it's like our end of theyear recap. Everybody's doing
it, especially us, because itmeans we don't have to make up
new content. So it's perfect.Yeah.

Natty Bumpercar (00:19):
Hey, everybody, it's me Natty Bumpercar Here in
the bumper podcast. And I'mconfused. Because speaking of
making new content, whathappened to our episode from
last week? I didn't eat. Doesanybody know? Yes, I

Producer (00:35):
have everyone. It's me, producer. And I think I will
feel this this question. I will.I will answer this question. I'm
going to take the question thatyou have given me, I'm going to
figure

Natty Bumpercar (00:53):
out what do what do you what are you doing?
Just Just tell me the answer.Please.

Aloysius J. Pig (01:03):
Yay. So he natty I think what podosome is
trying to say right now. I thinkwhat he's trying to impress upon
you to elucidate to with ananswer. What is probably that

(01:23):
you are you I mean? Well, youknow, I mean, right. Yeah, yeah.
Are you gonna answer this way?We're good. Okay. Let's move on.
We're gonna move, move along.Wow.

Natty Bumpercar (01:34):
What? What is going on? Like, you guys are
both being, like extra, extraextra, like, strange. Even more.
So then the normally remember.So a couple of weeks ago, Santa
Claus was here. And we weretalking about stuff. I guess you
guys are talking about stuffbecause I went back and

(01:55):
listened. And I wasn't around.And then I came in at the last
second. And then said, I got ahuge story to tell everybody.
And then of course, the showended because that's how it
seems to work. And now than lastweek, we all got together and I

(02:16):
was just telling my whole story.The whole big thing that all the
stuff that happened, the reasonwhy we haven't been recording as
much all that stuff.

Rufus T. Rufus (02:26):
No matter. Hi, everyone, it's me, Rufus T.
Rufus. That episode was a courserecorded. You can just look in
the logs here of the studio. Andyou can see the timestamp stamp,
the the signatures, thesignatories of the signature is

(02:50):
of the jurists of the time,special time. And with all that
information given I think thatwe can all agree that that
episode did was in factrecorded. Yes. It was made. Yes.
Made in the shade. Yeah, youknow, so it was it was a great

(03:13):
episode. Natty. I love to listento it over and over again, might
be one of my favorite episodes,and I ever had listened to I, I
don't I,

Natty Bumpercar (03:24):
I don't think I believe you. Um, it was a kind
of depressing episode, becausethere's been so much rough stuff
going on. And I can't imaginethat anyone was gonna go back
and listen to it multiple times.And that's not even the point.
The point is, I'm looking on,you know, through the feed and
which is where all the podcastslive. And it's just, it's not

(03:45):
there. There's the episode,Santa Claus. Break, and then
we're here. And so you sayingthat you remember recording it?
Evidently, there's some sort ofa log here in the studio where
we can see it. But it doesn'tseem to exist anywhere that I
can find at least certain

Producer (04:06):
hours. I think that comes back to me as the producer
of the show. And you're not Imean, we record stuff then what
happens is I go through and Imake all the edits and the added
the music and the do all of thethings that I do. It's my job as
your producer, and then uploadit and it will be there's the

(04:28):
back behind the back behind thescenes type of work that doesn't
get appreciated most times,which is fine. But I put the the
transcript through the words andI make the picture I try to do
things and then people cancomment they can listen to the
episode, so yeah, perfect.

Aloysius J. Pig (04:50):
Was that all a perfect? Have you? Have you been
doing more of those onlinelanguage learning courses? It
was how many accents Do youhave? have now I've heard it was
gonna

Rufus T. Rufus (05:02):
make no sense. You know, I heard his will hear
it was his voice and when you
sit down there and as we callthat in the business ups and
downs, and I hope you're notstill producer, you can answer
my question if I hope you're notstill using any of those courses

(05:22):
because, you know, we cancelledthem after the trial period. And
if you're still getting accessto one, that means we're paying
for one, which is going to comeright out of the bottom line.
And you know, we can't have thatbecause we have budgetary issues
we have, you know, where thebook Yeah, it has all the

(05:43):
features and all the earningsand all the new stock. Can we
just stop, please? All right.

Natty Bumpercar (05:50):
Well, no, I'm not gonna calm down. Because you
guys are doing the thing youalways do, where I come in, and
you act like the thing that I'mtalking about doesn't make any
sense. And I don't I don'tunderstand, like, we recorded an
episode. And you're acting like,you know, it was recorded, and
you're saying you listened to ita several times. Pig, I don't

(06:14):
even know what you're talkingabout. And producer, you just
started to get into the nuts andbolts of making podcasts which
nobody cares about. Especially

Aloysius J. Pig (06:23):
nobody on this show.

Producer (06:25):
There was a good one. It

Natty Bumpercar (06:27):
wasn't a good one. Okay. I'm just trying to
figure out what happened to theepisode from last week. And I
guess I'm just not going to findout. I guess what maybe there
was some sort of mishap somesort of shenanigan something
that now the episode is gone. Werecorded it, obviously. And now

(06:49):
it's it's i i suppose that itjust got eaten up by the
internet.

Rufus T. Rufus (06:54):
Now hold on a second, then add it now. As the
lawyer of the bumper podcast,can I tell you this, that if it
was in fact, eaten up by theinternet's as you are
postulating, then we might havea case against said internets,

(07:16):
so we might have something wegotta fight. I gotta, I gotta go
files and stuff. So I'm gonnahead out. Okay, you guys are
great. And I'm gonna go figurethis thing out. All right.

Aloysius J. Pig (07:28):
Okay. Check it later, Rufus. So yeah, Natty
looks like Rufus is on the case.And looks like we can just
button this issue. No. Okay. Weconditioned hobo buttoning the
rest of our day. No. And what aglorious day, it isn't nice to

(07:48):
know that we're going to do ayear in countdown.

Natty Bumpercar (07:52):
No, we're not going to. If we're going to do a
year in countdown, here's whereit's going to be the top one
show that just disappeared. Andyou know which one is going to
win? It's going to be lastweek's episode. That's the one
that's going to win the wholething. So I give up. Do you guys
want I don't care. Now, I don'teven care about the last week's

(08:14):
episode. I really don't want todo like, any kind of year end
review countdown. I'm not intothat right now. Because I'm kind
of frustrated. But if you guyswant to record something else
today, then let's do it. It'llbe I guess, the last episode of
the year, probably. But

Producer (08:31):
I did so much research and did a lot of you know, I
went in, they read things and Imade it made it short. And they
made it an infographic and

Aloysius J. Pig (08:43):
left the guy even on his word, like, can we
just see what he's doing?

Producer (08:48):
Can I just show you and maybe it'll spark some
interest? It's the top 10mammals of last year.

Aloysius J. Pig (08:56):
Listen to that. 90. That sounds like some real
choice episode material there.Can we just you know what? I
would love it. If we just couldif we could just listen to what
producers put together. Top 10mammals of last year.

Natty Bumpercar (09:13):
I hate to admit it. I am not a fan to admit it.
But listen, you actually got meI'm actually interested can ah,
can I please here, producer,whatever you've come up with
whatever it is about the top 10mammals of last year, I guess.

(09:34):
All

Producer (09:34):
right, good. Great. I'm so happy that you're into
it. I'm just going to jump rightin and a number of them.

Aloysius J. Pig (09:40):
Wow, hold on,
hold on. I noticed I know you'rebehind the booth. But listen,
you got to build it up a littlebit. You got to get the
criteria, right. You got to tellpeople why they hit you can't
just run through the list that'sgonna drive people crazy. You're
gonna be like, Well, how did itget to be number seven or
whatever right? So you got toget to eat Jesus in a little

(10:01):
bit. All right. All right. Piqueour interest,

Producer (10:04):
all right, you know, I suppose I could do that I have
no problem with that. So youknow, mammals, they're there,
they'll see you to be a mammal,you have to be warm blooded and
have a backbone. You're not likea bear, bear bear to bear tape.

(10:24):
Right. I don't know how to sayit. But the backbone, you know,
and I think you're in a feederyounger babies a milk. So those
that's kind of that's kind ofthe criteria have gone above and
beyond what's expected of themin the last year. So that's my
list. Okay,

Natty Bumpercar (10:44):
so you've got your list of 10 mammals from
last year that went above andbeyond. Let's hear it, producer.

Producer (10:53):
Okay. I'm so excited that I'm going to get to do
this. So coming in at number 10.Everybody, I hope you're like
this. Is that giant panda whojust barely edged out their
Finnick Fox?

Aloysius J. Pig (11:10):
Well, my list is already is already blown. I
had giant panda much. I guesswe'll see how this goes. I I'm
sad because

Natty Bumpercar (11:18):
I had Finnick. Fox way up there. So yeah, keep
going. Producer.

Producer (11:23):
Okay. Okay, great. So the next one on our list number
nine coming in, is of course,the California sea lion, which
is you know, he they did a realthey did a great job last year.
I think.

Aloysius J. Pig (11:39):
I know, you just this. I know. We're only on
number nine, but I did. Mike,are you sure California sea
lions. They even do? Californiasea

Producer (11:51):
lions are excellent entrepreneurs and they do all
kinds of things for thecommunity. Yeah. Right. So now
I'm just going to going to thenext one, number eight is of
course the hedge ha okay, clapit up for the hedge. Hi,

Natty Bumpercar (12:07):
I was having some issues with the list as
well pig but now that we're inthe hedgehog territory, sign me
up hedgehog at number eight.Let's go Okay,

Producer (12:16):
number. So number six and number seven, were actually
a tie between the narwhal andthe platypus. So they broke the
tie. Oh no,

Aloysius J. Pig (12:26):
I'm out. You can't have a tie Happy New Year
Bumpercar ...

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