The Receding Hairlines Podcast

Welp...we recorded this a few weeks ago. Just getting it out now. Our bad.

Now...why would I still edit and publish this episode?

Well, first Fabo makes a shocking admission. Second, there is a great Dr. Sebi joke. Third, you have proof that we got the Jay Z/NFL situation right as it happened. We recorded this when the deal was put together and I'm proud to say our takes aged decently well.

This is a fun episode. Worth your time ev...

We back!

Sports kind of cooled off for all of July there, and we took a break.

The Hairlines make their triumphant return in YEAR TWO of the podcast. We actually recorded this on our anniversary. Hooray us.

In this episode, we jumped in with the Reds/Pirates/Yasiel Puig baseball fight. Would you fight for a team that traded you earlier in the day?

We were quickly derailed in true Hairlines fashion and the show goes all over the pla...

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Of course the Rockets and Thunder pulled off a HUGE trade while this episode was being edited :-(

And still we rise.

In this episode, we kick off the show talking about becoming our parents. We are truly washed. After that, we "officially" started by discussing the last major NBA story, Kawhi Leonard's power play in joining the LA Clippers.

From there, Hutch and Fabo commiserated about RJ Barrett's rocky start to his caree...

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In this episode, the Hairlines talk NBA Free Agency. Namely, how are Hutch and Fabo handling their beloved Knicks singing 0 All-Stars despite $70 MILLION in cap room.

They claim to be handling it well. We discuss that and Sarge's revelation that, in terms of desirability for a free agent, the Knicks and Pistons are in the same boat. As you can imagine, the New Yorkers on the pod did not enjoy this.

We close out the show bo...

Two episode week!

We know you missed us.

This week, the Hairlines kicked off the show by wrapping up the Finals, the moves around the NBA including Anthony Davis and Al Horford.

All of that was a set up for NBA Draft talk though. First, Matt Morgan <3 The best player from Cornell might get drafted(!!). Fabo claims he's CJ McCollum and would draft him in the first round(!!!!!).

We wrapped up the show with the first ever Receding ...

Ok...this one is on me (Sarge).

We actually recorded this episode two weeks ago...during The Finals. We talked about the matchups and what we thought would happen, but I cut all that out. Not sure if you heard, but Toronto won.

Instead, I left everything else we talked about including: Kawhi Leonard, Caribbean barbers, not knowing how to pronounce the company you work for, pickup basketball, Charles Barkley, and the travesty of the...

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In this episode, the Hairlines kick off talking about Magic Johnson's second appearance on ESPN to defend himself against the latest Lakers drama.

We quickly pivot to Bronny James' (LeBron James' kid) Instagram. Why do 14 year olds do such dumb things? We answer that question by telling the dumbest stories of our youth.

Find out why Fabo was banned from AOL, and why Sarge was banned from Pay-per-View :-/

We wrap up the sho...

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Slight production delay thanks for the holiday. You now have Hairlines in your queue for Memorial Day though. You're all welcome!

In this episode we talk about Magic Johnson's petty appearance on First Take. When is the last time he logged into his online banking?

After that, Fabo decided to rearrange the calendar to his liking. Welcome to Fabe-uary!

We talked about the NBA Playoffs, the Mets, Juwan Howard returning home t...

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In this week's episode, the Hairlines watch the NBA Lottery live together.

Hutch and Fabo are lifelong New York Knick fans and would sell their kidneys for Zion Williamson on their teams...things did not turn out well.

Basically, this episode is them gradually melting down, mixed with some observations of the Lottery and finally a deflated finish.

Zion Williamson to the New Orleans Pelicans...who asked for this?

Anyway, it...

We're back. This time with our first guests!

This week, the Hairlines welcome our wives to the show. Rayna and Ceebeaux grace us with their presence to discuss Ayesha Curry's comments in the latest episode of Red Table Talk.

Ayesha commented a lack of male attention from people not named Steph Curry, and how that has impacted her life. The ladies give a great perspective, and we spent most of the episode understanding a woman's vie...

Two episode week!

The Hairlines return this week with a look at the upcoming NBA Lottery. Lifelong Knick fans Hutch and Fabo debate who they want the team to take with the 2nd pick...Ja Morant or RJ Barrett.

They also disrespect NBA PLAYOFF PARTICIPANT the Detroit Pistons :-(

Anyway, after that, the Segue Gods transitioned to the NY Football Giants and their selection of Daniel Jones with the 6th pick.

From there, we got to the goo...

Not even gonna lie to y'all, we had some production issues.

This episode was recorded a couple weeks ago. Tiger had just won the Master's, the Giants hadn't made the horrible Daniel Jones pick yet, and the NBA Playoffs were still in Round 1.

None of that matters though.

We dissect the slang phrase "I'll wash you" and who is responsible for making that a bad thing. That opens the door for Fabo to share the worst story ever shared on...

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In this episode of the show, the Hairlines open the show talking about Magic Johnson's abrupt resignation from the LA Lakers in a hilarious 40-minute press conference.

After that, we inexplicably talked about Robin Roberts' basketball career...who knew?

We talked about Chris Davis of the Baltimore Orioles, who is currently on a 0/53 hitless streak as the team's highest paid player. How the hell do you manage this if you're...

I'm not going to lie to you...our transitions are rusty. It's my promise we'll get better.

That's not important though, this is our FIRST EVER LIVE SHOW...kinda.

In this episode, we caught up on a great Sweet 16/Elite 8 weekend in the tournament. We're going to miss Zion.

We also covered Bryce Harper's glorious bat flip against his former team. We actually care about baseball again!

Then we asked the only NBA MVP question that matt...

We back! The Hairlines came back from a short break to catch up on all things sports and other stuff.

Topics this week included a deep dive into Will Smith’s filmography. It kinda stinks actually.

We covered some bracket talk...are you a 1 Bracket person, or do you fill out multiple?

We touched on Tim Hardaway Sr’s hall of game candidacy in light of his anti-LGBT comments.

Finally, Sarge laments joining the ranks of the Receding :-...

The Hairlines have returned!

After a week long break, the Receding Hairlines are back to discuss *mostly* sports things.

We kicked off the show discussing how terrible the movie The Princess Diaries was. Truly, truly terrible. That led to a discussion about Hutch's interesting TV habits. He has never seen Law and Order and he seems...proud?

We finally got into sports topics. Sarge professed his newfound love for the Atlanta Hawks, ...

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This week, the Hairlines  jumped into the big topics in sports. We started with Manny Machado signing with the San Diego Padres and Bryce Harper remaining unsigned. Why does baseball have a system that alienates its best players?

After that, we hopped around, covering a variety of topics:

-   We debate whether the Lakers will make the playoffs

-   We discuss the trainwreck of a movie known as High ...

The Hairlines are back!

In this week's episode, we kick off with 21 Fabo potentially admitting to an immigration crime, and Sarge and Fabo discovering a shared love of John Henry.

We officially kick off the show and start with Papa John switching allegiance from the University of Louisville to hated rival the University of Kentucky and #BBN.

That somehow leads to a breakdown of the best press conferences of all time (#SegueGods), a...