Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama

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Captain (00:05):
here we are oh we're jumping right in, okay oh sorry
no I'm right here I mean, I canleave we can actually get out
yeah, we can start from all theway back.
Welcome to my abode, no um,how's it going?

Wilson (00:21):
it's good, we're, uh, we're in person in the flesh.

Captain (00:27):
Yeah, talk about welcome.
Um sorry, I just did.
We uh, we didn't add in.
Is there like a thing about umguests line in the scripts?

Wilson (00:38):
um, do we usually do that?
Or I don't know I don't know wemight, yeah, we might forget.

Captain (00:44):
The guest is here and yeah, we just keep going and
they'll never get introduced heyguys, I didn't, I didn't say
anything during that episode,but they're credited in the
little little notes yeah it'slike partially obscured all over
again.

Wilson (00:58):
Yeah, nobody knows that story, oh okay well do.

Captain (01:01):
Should we bring him in?
Yeah, let bring him in.
Open the curtains.
What a curtain noise I soundlike.

Jay (01:10):
Hey, what's up, how's?

Captain (01:15):
it going.
I'm a cat here.
There's a cat solution.

Jay (01:18):
No, it's Jay.

Captain (01:19):
How's this?

Jay (01:20):
like the millieth episode.
You're like what do we do withguests?

Captain (01:24):
I really like to read the script.
It's not scripted.
I'm the opposite of a methodactor.
Yeah, it's like partiallyscripted.
Yeah.
These episodes are like 90%scripted.
No one would know.

Wilson (01:37):
I run into that problem at work all the time because I'm
like, if I need to presentanything, if I have a script,
it'll flawlessly sound great.
But if somebody's just like, oh, just say something, I'm like
um, yeah.
And then, yeah, it's not a, Ineed a script.

Captain (01:52):
I really, yeah, I feel like I especially with a mic in
front of me, I'm like it's.

Jay (02:06):
I don't know words.
Well, jay, how's it going?
It's going great, it's goinggreat.

Captain (02:09):
It's going great.
I got a good buzz going.

Jay (02:12):
What's uh, what do we got?
What we got in the hands?
Oh, what am I drinking?
Oh, I'm drinking, uh a ciderfrom original sin.
It's called red widow.

Captain (02:20):
It's uh apples with a mix of berries and cherries A
little Dexter sounds, it's blackcherry.

Jay (02:29):
It's cherries and berries, cherries, and berries.

Captain (02:32):
Matt's taking a piece of berries and cream, yeah.

Wilson (02:35):
Oh, as a beer cider, as a Shrek noise, as a what noise?

Captain (02:40):
The berries and cream song.

Jay (02:43):
It tastes a lot like a cherry cider.

Captain (02:46):
Is that not Shrek?
Why are you acting like I'mmaking something?

Jay (02:49):
up Shrek what's not Shrek they sing about berries and
cream.

Captain (02:53):
The guy with the haircut.

Wilson (02:54):
Farquaad.

Jay (02:57):
He sings about berries and cream, bears and cream.

Captain (02:59):
What's the berries and cream guy?
Is that who?

Jay (03:02):
I don't know the Pilfer cream guy.
Is that who?

Wilson (03:09):
I don't know the doorbell like.
Can you sing a little?

Jay (03:11):
bit online, yeah, talking about desserts, or it is I, lord
farquaad.
Where are my parents and queens?

Captain (03:14):
you guys are gonna be so stupid I've seen that movie a
billion times.

Jay (03:19):
Oh, this guy.

Wilson (03:20):
Okay, that's lord, that's not lord farquaad I mean
mean he does look like him.

Captain (03:24):
Thank you what.

Wilson (03:25):
Who.
It's like a.
I wish I could turn this aroundfor you.

Captain (03:27):
Shit From that meme.
It's a trail.

Wilson (03:31):
It's a trailer from.

Captain (03:33):
Starburst it's like this pilgrim-looking guy.

Wilson (03:35):
Little lad.
Yeah, can you Do you have itpulled up?
I can't turn my computer around, but it's like a Starburst
commercial.
It's a guy that has like aFarquaad haircut.

Jay (03:44):
That does sound familiar.
Actually.
I think I know who you'retalking about, You're not a
friend.

Captain (03:47):
Where is the song?

Jay (03:49):
What is the song?

Captain (03:51):
Why is it not playing the song?
What are you looking?

Jay (03:53):
at me.
I didn't know the song existed.

Wilson (03:56):
Do you know the song?
I mean maybe if I heard it, butI cannot.

Jay (03:59):
You just made it up.
There's no song.

Wilson (04:01):
Yeah like there is I am seeing some screen caps of like
that.
Don't have that background thatyou shared.
Hum the song what?

Jay (04:09):
how's it go?

Captain (04:10):
no, okay, it's not important, I don't even know why
we're here.
Okay, what I have.
I have a oh nothing to do withbears strange beast, but like
it's not spelled like normalstrange.
And then it's mimosas.

Wilson (04:31):
Oh my gosh, it has an eating plant, a Venus flytrap or
a piranha plant.

Captain (04:36):
No, the one from the musical.

Wilson (04:38):
Oh, it's a little shop of horrors.

Captain (04:41):
Yeah, that's what it looks like.

Wilson (04:42):
Damn what is that plant Audrey Sure?
Am I getting?
Is that plant Audrey Sure, am I?

Jay (04:47):
Getting more of the ruins.
Vibe A really good podcast, ohtrue?

Wilson (04:51):
Oh well, no, I'm looking up yes.
Audrey, is the, maybe the plant?
Nope, I don't know.

Jay (05:03):
The plant has a name in Little House of.

Wilson (05:04):
Horrors.

Captain (05:05):
Oh.

Wilson (05:06):
Audrey's a woman, never mind.
I mean, the plant could be awoman, oh yeah, okay, she works
in the flower shop, and I thinkmaybe the plant's name is Audrey
too.
Ai is saying these things.

Captain (05:18):
Oh my gosh, I love this plant so much I named it after.
Yeah, it's Aubrey Jr.
I love this plant, so much Inamed it after.

Jay (05:24):
Yeah, it's Aubrey Jr AJ.

Captain (05:25):
What do?

Wilson (05:25):
you got.
You got a rum and coke.
Yeah, I needed some caffeineSpooky.

Captain (05:29):
Is it a rum and coke?

Wilson (05:32):
It's a rum and diet coke Watching those cards.

Captain (05:41):
Like.

Jay (05:42):
I said, I got a good.

Captain (05:43):
Alright, do you wanna?

Wilson (05:46):
We did something really fun today yeah, so like part of
your, your visit, um your visitto pittsburgh, we went to steel
city con, which is like a comiccon, but in the steel city of
pittsburgh.

Captain (05:58):
Yeah, it's a very straightforward name, um, you
had some fun I hope you did too,but yeah, well, you had a
specific fun event, yeah.

Wilson (06:09):
So uh, my new thing like whenever I go to these, I try
to plan in advance.
If there's somebody I want tosee, I need to plan out the
question first, because if I gothe day of, I'm like I don't say
I'm not going to go up toanyone, um.
So I wanted to see mary louiseparker from weeds and stephen
king's adaptation the institutewhich we talked about on the

(06:29):
podcast.
We did, yeah uh, so I I got aphysical copy of the book and
then I brought it so she couldsign it.

Captain (06:37):
So oh, where is it?
Did you frame it?
No, it's just over there rightnow, but frame a book, yeah,
like a shadow box I do.

Wilson (06:43):
I do think I need to do something with it to like put it
on display.

Jay (06:46):
Yeah, but you don't have to frame it.

Captain (06:48):
I guess I have a signed book, but I didn't do anything
with it.

Wilson (06:51):
I need to put it out so weird.

Captain (06:55):
Temple Grandin's book about animal behavior and how to
farm with more care for theanimal's welfare in mind.

Jay (07:04):
Oh, you did tell me you had that book.

Wilson (07:06):
That was one of the first things I knew about you.

Captain (07:08):
What.

Wilson (07:08):
That you liked Temple Grandin.

Captain (07:09):
Wow.
Well, it just came through whenwe were in college and I was
like hi.
What's up, but you know Charlieand the Chocolate Factory came
through too as well.
I think we talked about that onthe podcast.
He's like a large animalveterinarian.

Wilson (07:25):
Oh, oh, I thought you meant like the movie, when I was
12.
He like gave a talk about hisveterinary care, and then when
they opened.

Captain (07:28):
no, Charlie, the original Charlie.

Jay (07:31):
Oh, the original, Charlie, he's a veterinarian.

Captain (07:33):
Oh, and he came through to talk about veterinary care.
and then when they opened up forQ&A, they it was all totally
untied and you could tell thathe was like a little annoyed,
but you could also tell that hewas so used to that being the
only thing people want to talkabout.
That was like literally everyquestion was like so, gene
Wilder, like everything was likeabout the movie.

Jay (07:54):
I mean it's like one of the most famous movies, oh yeah,
but like he, literally he waslike six years old he was like I
don't really feel like actinganymore, and then he became a
veterinarian.

Wilson (08:03):
I feel like if he's going to tour like that, he
should preface with like orwhoever's running it like hey.
I'll answer 10 Willy Wonkaquestions, and then you need to
ask me some.

Captain (08:12):
Typically, I'm not exaggerating, not a single
question, it's really on thewhoever's it was at school.

Jay (08:18):
It's really on the teacher or whoever's facilitating the
questions, debilitating theinterview questions.
Be like, hey guys, can we getsome on-topic questions?

Captain (08:23):
don't just be like let any old kid only advertise it to
us because he was aveterinarian.
They were like hey, college ofag, like here's like the teacher
was stepping to.

Jay (08:33):
Be like hey, can we get some animal questions?
Yeah, like they needed amoderator right.

Wilson (08:37):
Be like anything you know, put your hands down if
it's a willy wonka exactly it.

Captain (08:42):
Literally it'd be over.
Nobody wanted to ask him abouthis animal stuff and the teacher
asks a Willy Wonka question.
Yeah, so anyway, yeah, they hadsome cool talks going through,
Okay.
But yes, you saw Mary LouiseBrecker.

Wilson (08:57):
Yeah, and I just told her I was like you know, I like
what you're doing with character, and she had told me that they
actually asked the cast not toread the book.

Captain (09:05):
Oh, so, yeah, so she also couldn't really comment on
like because they know it'sgoing to be different, or they
didn't want them to be.

Wilson (09:12):
they didn't want them to know the ending she wasn't
super talkative, which I don'tblame her for, but she was
perfectly nice, but she didn'treally go into like why, yeah,
you're better than me becauseI'd be like question, question
yeah.
So I mean, the question I hadfor her was like or not really
question.
I was kind of telling her, likeyou know, I think you're adding
more like more depth orhumanity to the character, but

(09:35):
since she didn't read the book,she can't really comment on that
are you caught up on the show?

Captain (09:39):
yeah the last scene we watched, she was like burning
herself.

Wilson (09:44):
Oh, that's like episode 2.

Jay (09:47):
What episode are you on?

Wilson (09:49):
I think 4 or 5 had just come out, I think like 6 is
tomorrow Okay.

Captain (09:56):
We also got to see Amy Smart.

Wilson (09:59):
Yeah, amy Smart, we watched the Q&A.

Captain (10:02):
John Cusack was there.
We watched him talk for like 5minutes.

Wilson (10:05):
Yeah, we sat down, he's basically done.

Captain (10:09):
That was interesting.
Amy Smart was kind of cool too.

Wilson (10:12):
Oh yeah, we saw a lady.

Jay (10:16):
Running into the.

Captain (10:18):
Talk show with us.
What do you call thatconference room?

Wilson (10:21):
Yeah, the panel.

Captain (10:24):
Cannot wait to see her because Rat Race was her
favorite movie.

Wilson (10:26):
And then she didn't ask a single question.

Captain (10:28):
I know, I was like Bessie, you're not going to ask,
but I don't blame her.

Wilson (10:30):
She's probably shy.
She had no problem talking tous With her saying that's her
favorite actress and Rat Race isher favorite movie.
I think she did show up to thetable, or at least she was
floating around it afterwardsshe said that was the whole
reason she was there we sawshocking because I just yeah, I
want to know how far she droveto see amy smart yeah oh wow,

(10:51):
that's a good question I shouldask that yeah, I'd be like.

Captain (10:53):
Hey, I know that you're not on the panel, but I do have
questions for you yeah, um itwas nevada like amy smart seems
really cool we saw johnbarrenthal from a distance, yeah
.
Yeah, I'm going to butcher hisname.

Wilson (11:05):
I think it's Gatton, but I'm not positive.
But the last name.

Captain (11:09):
I'm going to butcher.
There's Z's in there.

Wilson (11:12):
I forget exactly what it is, but I would guess Matarazzo
.

Captain (11:16):
Yeah, we saw him from a distance.
Who else did we see?
We saw Heather.

Wilson (11:20):
Matarazzo, or whatever.

Captain (11:23):
It's different, but it's similar.
We saw Cortana.

Wilson (11:27):
And Master Chief.

Captain (11:29):
Yeah, you saw somebody.
Jay, you talked to somebody.

Jay (11:33):
Yeah, I think it's Jessica Elizabeth.
She has a voice.
I probably butchered her name.
Apologies for that.

Captain (11:38):
You butchered Jessica Elizabeth.

Jay (11:41):
No, it's just.
It's like Jennifer English orsomething.

Captain (11:45):
I thought it was.

Jay (11:45):
Jennifer Wilde I don't remember her first name.
It's either Jessica or Jennifer, but it's Jessica English and
she does the voice ofShadowheart from Baldur's Gate 3
and Mael from X-Position 33.
Both of those are great games.
X-position 33 is actually alittle horror themed, so I don't
know if you guys are into thatGive me one.
About Exhibition 33?
.

Captain (12:02):
One sentence plot.

Jay (12:04):
There is a giant entity called the Pantress that slowly
the.

Wilson (12:07):
Pancreus.

Jay (12:09):
The Pantress.

Captain (12:10):
The.

Jay (12:10):
Pantress, the Paintress that paints giant numbers in the
sky.
Whatever number is painted isthe age that everyone lives to.
So if she paints a 34, everyonewho's 34 dies Everybody on the
planet.
Everyone in the city.
That's all I know.
Wait, so it's like your city's.

Captain (12:24):
everyone who's 34 dies, everybody on the planet,
everyone in the city, that's allI know.
Wait, so it's like your city'sabout to die as soon as
everybody here turns 34?
.

Jay (12:29):
Right, she paints a number and then everyone at 34.

Wilson (12:32):
So why isn't it called Expedition 34?
Is that at the other game?

Jay (12:35):
Because they're on Expedition 33, so she shows the
33 and all the 33, who are 32,will go on this expedition
because it's their last chanceto be, alive.

Captain (12:44):
Oh, so when you get 33 in the sky, no matter what age
you are when you turn 33.

Jay (12:49):
You're gone.

Captain (12:50):
But did they ever change them?

Jay (12:52):
She slowly counts down the first expedition is like zero
and the next one's like 99.

Captain (12:56):
What do you mean?

Jay (12:57):
Like she's been counting down from 100.
There's been like dozensexpeditions and they're now on
the 33rd one.

Captain (13:04):
But the expedition is leaving the city to survive.

Jay (13:07):
Yeah, she counts down every year, but Painteress is not on
the expedition.
No, she's the bad guy.
They're trying to take down thebad guy.
So when you say she.

Captain (13:16):
It's the other main characters.

Jay (13:17):
No, it's Painteress.
Painteress is painting numbersin the sky, and when that number
gets painted, anyone that isthat age disappears right.

Captain (13:24):
So like she painted 33 and the people that are 32 are
like fuck, I'm about to die soI'm gonna leave yes, okay, yeah,
I don't want to give away anymore than that.

Jay (13:33):
There's a lot of twists and turns.

Captain (13:34):
It's really good, okay, it's a very, it's a big
questions, but I don't.
Yeah, I feel like I'm gonnaruin it.

Jay (13:38):
It's worth a play.
I mean like you might like it.

Captain (13:40):
There's a lot of combat yeah, so I want to fight
everybody.
You can watch the adaptationwhen I do a painting.
It'll probably be a movie, yeahpainting in the sky sounds
really it's good enough to get amovie, for I mean the wicked
witch did it with all the colors, the wind with what's actor for
that character.
I do want to side note the namepaintress sounds like something
that I just made up like we'renot made up, we're not creative

(14:02):
with what is the lady thatpaints numbers in the sky.

Wilson (14:05):
It's the Pinterest yeah, I never say it to their face,
but after a couple drinks I'llrefer to the bartender as the
bartendress, if it's a woman.
I just think it's a fun.

Jay (14:15):
I mean, that's fair fun like cool name, that is better.
I mean, back in the day it wasTavern Winch, which is, oh my
God, I mean we've come a longway.
Have you ever been to those?
What are they called?
Rinfests or whatever?
People go there just to callwomen at the bars winch.
I'm like, oh, I don't like that.
I'm like that's not funny.

(14:35):
Like at first you're like, oh,it's like a joke, and then they
go there and I I'm like that'sjust why we're here.

Wilson (14:41):
It's like, oh, that's your horrible it's probably like
those people that say it andthey kind of look around to see
who else laughed too.

Jay (14:51):
They get their little misogynist toe out in the water
yeah who's around me?

Captain (14:56):
Witches.
Am I right, Did you?
see the Maryland RenaissanceFestival.
It was sold out in a matter ofseconds.
It's super popular, Apparentlyit's the best run fest in the
country, or like one of the bestI went to the pennsylvania one
when I was younger yeah, I don'tknow the maryland one like it's
stand up all year round, likeall the structures there, stay
there, oh and apparently thetickets are like 30 bucks or

(15:17):
something, but obviously, likepeople bought them the second,
they were open and now they'reon stubhub for like $150.
Yeah, people are pissed aboutthat.

Jay (15:24):
I can't have anything nice.
Yeah, no, Imagine being likeyou have kids.
You're like I want to take myfamily to RenFest and the
tickets are $150 each.
A pop-up.

Wilson (15:31):
Good luck.

Jay (15:32):
Well.

Wilson (15:33):
Yeah, nobody asked for that.
I do want one of those giantdrumsticks though.

Captain (15:38):
I've always wanted one.
Oh yeah, it's lit.
They have like jousting matchesit's like this is kind of crazy
.
We're kind of cool.
We saw them last year.
It's like a huge crowd allaround.

Jay (15:47):
It's like I feel like I'm back in time yeah, well, not
good for everybody wellobviously not the winches, but
everyone else is having a greattime some

Wilson (15:57):
people are so creative too I'm like yes I applaud you
for putting that costumetogether.
Except for the tactical gear, Ican.

Jay (16:03):
Yeah, that was a little weird.
There was a whole group of 10or 12 people.
They had radios and everything.

Captain (16:10):
Because I was asking you, I can hear his radios going
off.
I was like, is he?

Jay (16:14):
security.
They were saying Roger Rogerinto the radios.
I'm pretty sure they're not.

Captain (16:19):
To have an actual chest like radio, that like is
sitting on you like a policeofficer.
I was like this is really weirdthis is a lot.

Wilson (16:26):
Yeah, it's a lot and yeah like you're just talking
about like who's gonna get fries, or like what you know, maybe
at the table.

Jay (16:33):
Yeah, yeah but, radios are fun, but that is just a lot of
gear they had on yeah, I likedwhat I got there, though I got
some sticky oh yeah, there'ssome cool vendors, yeah yeah,
yeah

Captain (16:46):
you got a coaster that you're playing with?
I got my.
I love this koozie.
It's a knitted or crochetedshark koozie.
They did try to give me someshark teeth, which I said no,
thank you.

Wilson (16:59):
I'm good without shark teeth.

Jay (17:02):
Take those shark teeth and shove them up your ass.

Captain (17:05):
You throw them, bitches , back in the water, where they
belong.

Wilson (17:09):
Yeah, so if anyone's never been to a Comic-Con, it's
not just seeing celebrities.
It's like you can check outsome really cool local vendors.

Captain (17:17):
I do get cool stuff at those merch shops that you would
never be able to pick upanywhere else, oh yeah.
It's real people that are likehey, I made this and I'm putting
it in front of me for you tobuy.

Wilson (17:25):
There was one time I looked up, they were selling
this something memorabilia for$100, and I saw the same thing
on Timu for $15.
I mean it is the markup, go you.
But.

Captain (17:36):
Yeah.

Jay (17:36):
I mean, even if it is some things you can maybe find on
Etsy, but it's like you get tosee it in like 10 times smaller.
You're like, oh man, that kindof sucks.
But lots of horror-themed stuffthere as well, which is really
cool.

Captain (17:51):
Oh yeah, I got compliments on my Dexter shirt.

Jay (17:53):
Yeah, dexter fans there.
They had Chucky-themed dolls,they had a bunch of different
horror shirts.

Captain (18:00):
There was that cool photo from the cast signed it,
oh yeah.

Jay (18:04):
Mid-vom Like a couple of like really indie, I guess,
zombie movies.
People had a bunch ofmemorabilia from those.

Captain (18:10):
Yeah, like some intestines, I saw like a Wendigo
shirt and I was like I think wedid a Wendigo movie.

Wilson (18:18):
I don't remember.

Captain (18:20):
It's like a djinn, I think, but like a different word
for that.
Is that like the tall man Kindof?
It's one of those, oh like theWindingo.

Jay (18:28):
Yeah, it's like the Native American creepy monster.
I can't remember what it is.

Captain (18:32):
We did a movie like that.
There was a shirt that theywere selling that had that on
there, but yeah lots of.
Friday, the 13th.

Jay (18:40):
Jason Voorhees stuff.
Yeah, it was cool.

Captain (18:43):
Yeah, it was cool.
It's weird.
It's like I have no interest inseeing these celebrities
necessarily, but when I'm like,oh, I guess I could see them.
I just want to see them from adistance.

Wilson (18:53):
Oh yeah, just to be like , I saw this person, I saw them,
I saw you on TV and now you'rein the same room.
Hi, Kevin, yeah, you guys werelike go see him and I was like
because the line was short.

Captain (19:04):
I was like but what do I?
I?
Literally, if I walked up there, I'd be like wow, it's you, it
really is you, okay, bye.

Wilson (19:17):
The longest line was for the Punisher, like Jon Bernthal
, was there, jon Bernthal,massive Well.

Captain (19:21):
Jon Cusack's line.

Wilson (19:22):
Was it just today or just tomorrow?

Captain (19:24):
It was just today I don't know.

Jay (19:27):
They had a BG3 panel, the.

Captain (19:29):
Jurassic.

Jay (19:31):
Park kids.
I don't remember their names.
I don't remember either You'recorrect.

Captain (19:36):
The guy also did Aladdin's voice.

Wilson (19:39):
Oh, well, the full house guy.

Captain (19:41):
Oh, the full house guy.

Wilson (19:44):
Oh yeah, because a lot of the full house.

Captain (19:47):
So there's.

Wilson (19:47):
Dj, even though she's like um candace cameron, um uh
jody sweeten, dave coulier,scott winger and uh andrea
barber yeah, they weren't thereyet when we left.
No, I think we I think we timedit accidentally that just like
anytime we were in there, theyweren't there.
But they were I think at somepoint oh okay, they were taking
picties and stuff yeah yeah,okay, okay, well, yeah, I mean

(20:11):
I'd recommend the con.
They're doing another one indecember yeah, they do like
steel city comes like threetimes a year it's like uh that
lineup when I think it's likethe second week or something I
mean, that's an option yeah,because um parker posey will be
there.

Captain (20:28):
So I really wanted to go to this because parker posey
was supposed to be here and thenshe canceled due to filming.
But she said, but I'll be herein december.
And I was like, ah, so I kindof want to come back in december
just to see parker posey yeah,I mean I think I kind of want to
go to all of them.
Just they're fun to check outand yeah, I, I will probably be
going regardless.
They don't have any informationon the one that they're doing

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in December yet right.

Wilson (20:50):
I mean, they probably have the dates on the website,
but the ticket sales probablywon't start yet.

Captain (20:56):
Okay, okay, nice.

Wilson (20:59):
Yeah, because the last one I went to I went to a Q&A
panel for Hayden Christensen,who plays Anakin Skywalker.
That was really cool.

Captain (21:08):
Anakin Skywalker.

Wilson (21:10):
Yeah, why are you saying it like that?

Captain (21:11):
Yeah, but isn't that?

Wilson (21:14):
Darth Vader or what?
What are you?
Saying Spoiler alert.
I'm so sorry.

Captain (21:20):
Oh no, I'm thinking of Luke Skywalker, because I was
very confused.

Jay (21:23):
Yeah, I was very confused.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's MarkHamill.
Yeah, I was like very confused.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, he'sMark Hamill's daddy.

Captain (21:30):
Daddy, daddy, okay, well, yeah, that's what we have.

Wilson (21:36):
That's what we got.
Do you want to bop in?

Captain (21:38):
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Okay, bop it.
Yes, welcome to the 175thepisode of the Round Room new
podcast, where we review horrormovies while enjoying an adult
beverage or two.
And I'm captain and I'm wilsonand this week we're reviewing
the 1988 american comedy horrorfriday babes in the slime ball

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bowl-a-rama we do also have jay,in case anyone skipped, because
we put the the movie start timein the description oh and Jay.
Yeah.

Wilson (22:08):
Hey.

Jay (22:09):
Jay.

Captain (22:09):
Hey, what's up?
Why are you like?

Jay (22:14):
hey, girl, okay directed, you'll get that reference.

Captain (22:17):
Yeah, you'll get that a little bit.
We'll revisit that in a littlebit it all makes sense
eventually.
Okay, this is directed by David.
Uh cool, yay, no, um, no, I wasI was just referencing the full
house guy uh I don't know howto say this is only what it's so

(22:39):
so many no way directed bydavid d um, loosely based on the
classic short story the monkeypaw.
Now, if you don't know um what?

Jay (22:45):
monkey's paw, loosely based on the classic short story the
Monkey Paw.

Captain (22:46):
Now if you don't know, the Monkey's Paw loosely based
is definitely loosely becauseit's like a story from, like you
know, 1902, where the idea that, like something you know, a
magical creature is likegranting wishes, but like the
owner of the Monkey Paw in thestory, like you know, they grant
you the wishes but like there'san enormous consequence for

(23:07):
interfering with fate, naturallyso like that idea which you see
in a lot of movies oh, yeah,yeah, yeah like that's what
they're saying.

Wilson (23:13):
It's like it's loosely based on that because that's
liberal use of the word looselythat does remind me we need, I
think, to put wish master on ourmovie list, because that's
another one of those like youwish something and it turns
horribly.

Captain (23:27):
This is such a side note, but every time I every
single time I hear a story likethis, I think about the first
time I ever saw this, which wasin the Animaniacs when I was a
kid.
They got a genie and theAnimaniacs got to grant wishes.
And what's his name?
Yako.
He was like I wish for amillion bucks and then a million
deer run him over, and I justremember thinking about that

(23:51):
like I still think.
I still think about it to thisday.

Jay (23:53):
Um, because I was like, wow , that's funny my favorite use
of that trope I know this is asidebar is the uh uh what we do
in the shadows, nandor, he findshis yin and he's trying to get
all his wishes granted.
Oh yeah, yeah, that's a goodone, but anyway, yeah he wishes
something about his wife.
But I Nandor, he finds his yinand he's trying to get all his
wishes granted.
Yeah.

Captain (24:09):
That's a good one.
He wishes something about hiswife, but I can't remember.
He's done a couple of things.

Jay (24:15):
He did a couple of things and then he basically wanted to
make his penis larger and hebasically wrote down all the
ways he could go wrong and triedto make a bunch of stings out
of that.

Captain (24:22):
Try to prevent that from happening, okay.
This guy prevent that fromhappening.
Yeah, um, okay.
So this guy, david, directed alot of comedy horrors, which I
know you had some that youreally liked, but, um, acting
credit wise, he was in theginger dead man, to passion of
the crust this is the one Iwanted to like mention, if you

(24:42):
didn't and well, he's done abunch of like production and and
directing, but acting creditginger man to gingerbread man,
to passion of the crust and thenevil bomb of the crust.

Wilson (24:52):
Did we do ginger dead man?

Captain (24:54):
I've seen it, but I don't remember if we did or not,
I saw it, but I don't think wedid it like I've seen it.

Jay (24:58):
Okay, yeah um night of demons.
Right is that?
Did you direct that?

Captain (25:04):
no, this has got a lot of some of the same people in it
same vibe, but that's differentwas that on the episode there's
like production people.

Jay (25:11):
I remember watching that?

Wilson (25:13):
yeah, we did that yeah yeah, but I was on that episode.

Jay (25:16):
Oh so, the last you were on that episode I was.
I remember watching with you.
Maybe I didn't do it, but Ithink I was on that episode so
yeah you might have been herethe last time we did.

Captain (25:25):
it Is there some other movies on that list that you
were really interested in,Because he did a bunch of those
ones that are from the serieslike the Wrong Blank.

Wilson (25:34):
Yeah, what is with these the Wrong movies?
There's like 20 in here.

Captain (25:39):
Yeah, he loves, those.

Wilson (25:41):
Are they popular?
I mean, I've never heard ofthem.

Jay (25:44):
What's the highest rated IMDb movie.

Wilson (25:48):
Probably this one, honestly probably.

Captain (25:51):
After production ended for this movie, dakota also
reused basically the entire samecast and crew, like basically
everybody in the entire movie,in another movie called
Nightmare Sisters.
So basically everybody that'sin this and all the cast and
crew.
They're basically everybodythat is also in it?

Wilson (26:10):
Do they basically film like back to back?
Yeah?

Captain (26:11):
I don't know.
That might have been the case.

Jay (26:14):
Typically it's just like well, we got.

Captain (26:15):
I don't know what Nightmare Sisters is about, but
um you know it might have a lotof overlap based on the fact
that it's everybody same.

Jay (26:32):
Um, oh god, I'm looking at the plot and the it starts with
bucktooth melody is the firstlike name of the person.

Captain (26:34):
They are awkward sorority sisters that are
desperate for some fun and thensome stuff, and yeah, there's
you made me spit out my drink.

Wilson (26:40):
There's a possessed succubus.

Captain (26:43):
That's in the movie of, of course.

Wilson (26:46):
Aren't succubuses already demons?
Basically, what's thedifference between a possessed
succubus and a succubus?

Captain (26:52):
The crystal ball they use at the seance is cursed and
causes the girls to becomepossessed by a succubus.
Sorry, it was a quick read.
There's a jungle girl at somepoint.

Wilson (27:03):
Bucktooth.
What is her name?
Lana.

Captain (27:06):
Quigley, she's bucktooth melody um okay, that's
what we have for the intro umokay, so getting into some cast
um leanna, lenia, lenia, lenia,len, I don't know.

Wilson (27:27):
Is it Liana?
I would say Linnea.

Captain (27:34):
Oh, I don't think that's right.
Anyway, quigley, she playsSpider.
She's best known as the ScreamQueen in low budget horror films
during the 1980s.
So shout out to the ScreamQueen.
She reportedly worked with somedirectors.
She repeatedly worked with somedirectors, so David Cotto,
dacoto.
She reportedly worked with somedirectors.
She repeatedly worked with somedirectors, so david cote, to
decode to.
Um, he, oh, you know what sorry.
Creepazoids was another movie.
He did that people really likedso he did creepazoids, nightmare

(27:56):
sisters, sorority babes umleanne helena she's also denise
in silent night, deadly night in1984.
Okay.

Wilson (28:05):
Okay.

Captain (28:05):
She's Suzanne in Night of the Demons from 1988, which
we recently did.
I don't know.
If you have the movie listpulled up, I can pull it up.
But if I'm going to squelchthis movie, I'd say and this was
very recent, I'm going to saylike 164.
What are you squelching?

Jay (28:26):
Squelching the same.

Captain (28:30):
The same.
Are we over or under 164?

Wilson (28:36):
Why don't I trust that number?
You're really really close.
Hold on.

Captain (28:41):
I don't like how this is Hold on.
I can go, I can get it.

Wilson (28:46):
It was 159.

Captain (28:49):
Uh, it was really close I feel like these last couple
movies we've done, have we'velike banged them they're like
thrown, they've like blew by.
Um, okay, well, so wait onecomment on the director.

Wilson (29:00):
Like all these movies you're talking about, they
feature like it's sorority.
There's babes like the coversare like very naked, naked yeah
yeah but one thing I just foundout like the director's, gay,
like, but so he's just like Imean because I would have
assumed, like this is just acreep, like let's just do all
these soft porn movies but no,this guy's just like I mean, I

(29:23):
could see being like, notnecessarily like uh, you know a
creeper about it, but also beinglike.

Captain (29:30):
You need to show your bod this is how we're gonna sell
these movies.

Wilson (29:33):
Yeah, sell these movies um.

Captain (29:37):
So yeah, that's, that's spider.
Okay, and then we have andrusandrus jones as calvin um, he
was nominated for a young ArtistAward for Best Young Actor in a
Horror Movie or Mystery MotionPicture for his role in A
Nightmare on Elm Street 4.
Couldn't tell you, don't evenknow if I've seen that movie.

Wilson (29:56):
Who's the nominating organization for this award?

Captain (30:00):
That's a good question.
That's a good question.
I don't know.
Razzies, razzies.
It doesn't seem like an Academytype no, it's too long, but
calvin's the guy that has acrush on babs in this movie.
I don't know if that feels thatwas anything.
Um, are you looking?
Up the award oh yeah, ornightmare on elm street 4 uh oh,

(30:26):
uh, yes, uh, which one?

Wilson (30:29):
oh dream.
This is a good one, this is agood one dream master.
I think that's a good one Ican't.
I mean, oh wait, no I'mthinking of dream warriors,
which is three.
Three is a really good one waitfour, I don't remember.

Captain (30:39):
Warriors is three and then dream master is four.

Wilson (30:42):
Yeah, so dream warriors is like kind of I I feel like
more fantasy.

Captain (30:47):
Like the kids.

Wilson (30:48):
I think they have like powers in their dreams, like
wizards and stuff.

Captain (30:53):
Oh, that is very fantasy.
Yeah, um, okay, and then we'regonna keep moving through.
We have robin rochelle as babsin this movie.
She's best known for her rolein the 1982 slasher, the slumber
party massacre as val herdrinking reported.
Oh yeah, she's dead.
I forgot.
Her drinking reportedly led toher suicide in california.

(31:13):
Oh my god, um, uh, in 1996, atthe age of 34.
Yeah, i's pretty sad.
Yeah, I forgot.
I looked that up.
Okay, somebody's Carla Barronas Frankie.
That must be one of the pledges.

Wilson (31:29):
Sure.

Captain (31:30):
Yeah, she didn't really have a lot on her online, but
apparently she works as a spiritmedium at some.

Wilson (31:36):
Yeah, maybe a medium.

Captain (31:37):
Well, because it was kind of so.
When, like, click on her name,it doesn't bring you to carla
baron, it brings you to a show.
It brings you to thisparanormal investigator show and
it says, like cara baron is themedia, is the spirit, medium,
slash investigator in the show.

Wilson (31:54):
Yeah, like she doesn't have her own page.
It brings you to okay, butshe's not in a real life
paranormal.
She's the main, I think she'snot in a real life paranormal
investigation.

Captain (32:00):
She's the main character in the show.
Yeah, it's called HauntingEvidence.

Jay (32:03):
That's the show.

Captain (32:04):
That's the show and it says Kara Barron is a paranormal
reality series star and psychicprofiler.
The tagline is America's mostwanted.

Jay (32:17):
Meet America's most clairvoyant.

Captain (32:19):
Sure.

Jay (32:21):
I mean that's a 6.6 on IMDb .

Captain (32:24):
Okay.
I'm going to skip, just because.
So, frankie, I think, and Taffy, taffy's the other pledge, and
that was played by Brink Stevens.
Oh yeah, really cool.
Apparently, Brink Stevens got adegree in biology from San
Diego State before studyingmarine biology, which she
eventually studied at theScripps Institute of

(32:44):
Oceanography.
Unable to find employment inthe field of biology, she began
modeling in LA and then sheworked on some films, but she's
a marine biologist.

Jay (32:54):
Sly.

Captain (32:57):
Jimmy is sorry, I keep doing that, I always do that.
Hal stevens plays jimmy um, whois also stooge in night of the
demons, which you call jay um.
And then we have I can'tremember who lisa is.
She must be one of the peoplethat work that already were in
this variety um.
Michelle bauer plays lisa, alsoapparently a B-movie scream

(33:19):
queen, okay.
And then is Uncle the old guy,the adult that's in the closet,
dookie Flyswatter.

Wilson (33:27):
No, I think it said that .
That could not be his real name.

Jay (33:30):
Dookie Flyswatter, that's his name.

Wilson (33:32):
When I looked at this, it said he was the imp, but that
doesn't make sense.

Captain (33:37):
Oh really.

Jay (33:38):
Oops, I think he does call himself Uncle in the movie.

Captain (33:41):
Oh yeah, no, his name's Dookie Flyswatter.

Wilson (33:44):
His real name's Michael.

Captain (33:45):
But his screen name.
He goes by as Dookie Flyswatter.

Jay (33:49):
That's his name.

Captain (33:50):
That's his screen name.

Wilson (33:51):
Yeah, but like Duke with a Y, not like Dookie, like
D-O-O-K-I-E.

Captain (33:56):
Yeah.
Wait, so this play says he playsuncle impy the imp, yeah, I
think he does call himself uncle.
Yeah, okay, so he plays the, doyou think he?

Wilson (34:09):
plays the edited voice, because you said it wasn't the
one that was in the trailer oh,I don't know.

Captain (34:16):
Actually I don't.
I'm assuming it's his voice,because that's like the final
voice.
That was actually like he'scredited so the trailer they
could have.
I don't know, it's kind ofalien sounding so I feel like
they could have used anybody.
But yeah, I think Dookie FlySweater, mr Fly Sweater.
Dookie was my father, I meanwouldn't it be the other way

(34:43):
around, call?

Jay (34:44):
me Dookie.

Captain (34:45):
He does things a little differently yeah, but he was
the imp and he was in numerouslow budget B movies and he's
also a singer in a horror punkband called Haunted Garage.
Jay, you listen to weird music.
Have you ever heard of musicfrom Haunted Garage?
I have not listened to bandcalled haunted garage.
Jay, you listen to weird music.
Have you ever heard of musicfrom haunted garage?

Jay (35:02):
uh, I have not listened to music from uh haunted garage.

Captain (35:07):
Um, yeah, but you give a shot um well no based on
dookie yeah, just the dookieflyswatter.

Jay (35:21):
Vibe is just not not what you're looking for not what I'm
looking for typically, I meanthe name haunted garage sounds
like the music might be goodyeah, I like the.

Captain (35:29):
I like the name for sure.
Don't think I'd ever give it ashot.
Um, okay, and then, lastly, oh,this is the adult.
So, um, george buckflower playsthe janitor, who is like the
guy that works at the bowlingalley he showed up.

Wilson (35:46):
He's like shows up in so many movies and I don't think
you just like know who.
You never know who he is.

Captain (35:51):
I barely even recognize him in this, but he was
norville in tammy and the t-rexwhich we did in 1994 we did oh,
I Ugh, I have no idea.
When Tammy and the T-Rexsquelches, I'm gonna say, man,
is that pre D Wallace?
I think it was?

Wilson (36:08):
I feel like it was post-D Wallace.

Captain (36:09):
Really, I feel like it was pre-D Wallace.

Wilson (36:13):
I'm trying to think where I lived when we would have
done it, because yeah, you'dcheat that way, Cheat that way.
Spongebob.

Captain (36:23):
I'm going to say 121.

Jay (36:25):
121?
.
Okay, I'm going to go, he'sgoing to get pooped out by the
T-Rex in one scene.

Captain (36:32):
No, that was actually really funny, though.
Where there's just a man that'sliving as the T-Rex and he's
like I don't know what to dowith my T-Rex body Sounds pretty
funny.
Okay, maybe.
Okay, I think you convinced methat it's Posty Wallace.
I'm going to say 111.

Wilson (36:48):
Jay, do you have a?

Captain (36:51):
He hasn't listened to that episode.

Jay (36:53):
I have not listened to the T-Rex episode.
That's fine.

Captain (36:56):
It was 50 episodes ago or more.

Jay (36:58):
That's a long time ago.
You know the exact.

Wilson (37:00):
You're just assuming you're right.
Yeah, wow.

Jay (37:02):
That's a big moment.
I think it was earlier.
I'm gonna go with 90.

Captain (37:07):
Okay, 90, 111, and 121.

Wilson (37:09):
Okay, and I'm just looking up Dee Wallace was on
which episode 93, I think.
Critters oh Okay, yeah, soCritters.

Jay (37:19):
Critters.
Oh Okay, yeah, so Critters,critters, critters is crazy it
was after Critters by 16episodes.

Captain (37:28):
So right between us.

Wilson (37:30):
It was 107.

Captain (37:32):
Oh, I was close, but you were wrong.

Wilson (37:35):
Critters was 91, and then.

Captain (37:36):
Demon T-Rex was 107.
I was really close, though we107.
I was really close, thoughwe're close, bryce is right
though.
Just side note, though we haveHooters.
Can you imagine they were like?
And now here's Cooters.
That's what I think of when yousaid that, yeah, that's nasty.
I haven't been to Hooters orCooters.

Wilson (37:59):
Hoots and Coots.
They make those combos.
I haven't been to.

Captain (38:01):
Hooters or Cooters, hoots and Coots, hoots and Coots
.
They make those combos likeArby's and Taco Bell, but it's
Hooters.

Jay (38:07):
I'm sure there's some horrible bar in Mississippi
called Cooters.

Wilson (38:11):
Yeah, so like if Hooters whole thing was, I think, well,
I think they're filing forbankruptcy.

Captain (38:16):
It's the titties out everywhere, the titty titties,
yeah.

Wilson (38:18):
So then, Cooters are just short.
Yeah, short I mean I meanhooters has the short shorts too
, so like what's uh what's, uh,yeah they just walk around yeah

Captain (38:33):
yeah, basically, um yeah, you'll never catch me
there at the imaginary store atCooters one of their food was
like really good that's whateveryone's.

Jay (38:46):
Oh, the wings are just so good.
That's what people said.
They're like the Hooters wingsare great what.
I've never been, so I can'ttell you it would be the wings
where can I get some good wings?
I feel like they were justmaking that up to justify that
they like went there yeah, Idon't know what else it is, I
mean just like own it.

(39:07):
Yeah, I know, like I don't care.
Who are you fooling?

Wilson (39:11):
I don't know well that's .
I think it's probably weather,because I feel like I heard they
don't require the skimpyoutfits, so it's like oh.
It's At.

Jay (39:20):
Cooters or Hooters.
Hooters, yeah, cooters isrequired If they're not
requiring it, which is fine thatthey're not, I feel like the
restaurant does lose its market.

Captain (39:30):
You're going to dress like that for the tips.

Wilson (39:32):
Because then you're just a restaurant with subpar food.

Jay (39:36):
With apparently great wings , but nothing else with
apparently great wings, butnothing else.

Wilson (39:38):
I'm not advocating for women to have to dress that way
at the restaurant, but you can'treally exist if you don't have
a no, I mean do whatever youwant with your body.

Jay (39:48):
If you want to show it off, you know.
But you can go to anyrestaurant and wear short shorts
.
It's the way the sports barswould be like no, you can't wear
short shorts here.
So I mean, I don't know.
I mean I don't know.
I mean how do we get on aboutthis?
I don't know.
Well, actually it is kind of onbrand for this movie, though.

Wilson (40:05):
Well, yeah, it is Very much so.
True, true, true, branded sidediscussion.
Yeah, my notes to this movieare really hard, not good.

Captain (40:14):
Really hard.
Anytime you want to jump in andhelp me out um feel free.

Wilson (40:21):
I mean, yeah, there's not a lot that goes on this
movie.

Captain (40:24):
Um, it's like yeah, I mean there are a lot, but it's
like they're none.

Jay (40:28):
Of it's really important no , it's, or all of it is yeah or
yeah, I'm missing the subjectsthey're like two, two scenes.
Two parts of this movie standout to me.
The the first is like the verybeginning are these your rags?

Captain (40:40):
no, no I have a rag, but it's not oh well just before
even the movie gets into it,the credits go on for fucking
ever which is always a bad sign.

Jay (40:49):
Yeah, always a bad sign when they're long.
It's long and the credits are10 minutes yeah, the movie
itself is like 85 minutes.
Yeah, it's always a bad sign.

Captain (40:56):
So the credits are long and you're like I know what I'm
in for, which is great.
But, yeah, I don't know if youwanted to talk.
I don't know exactly what youwanted to talk about.

Jay (41:05):
Oh, I mean we can just walk through the yeah, oh, okay, it
starts with like three CalvinJimmy and Keith Idiots.

Captain (41:23):
Yeah, three dumbos who are like um being nasty in their
somebody's dorm room likeeating chips off your shirt and
somebody's like mid playboymagazine in front of his other
friends.
It's like weird, um.
But anyway they decide to crasha delta sorority initiation,
like they decide they're gonnago and like watch that
initiation through the window orwhatever.
Because there's crazy storiesfrom legends of what the girls

(41:46):
had to do last year to get intothe sorority and it's like Babs.
They know that Babs, the girlthat runs the sorority, is going
to do crazy stuff, so they wantto see what she does.
But really just smile.

Wilson (41:59):
I think legend is like they suspect zero to no clothing
is involved in these oh yeah,and this initiation um yeah,
this really small sororitythere's yeah, we see like three
sorority girls and two deadsilent house yeah, yeah, house
isn't even that big like

Captain (42:16):
yeah so babs is the main girl, the main sorority
sister, and then I guess Rhondaand Frankie are the other ones.
Okay, taffy and Lisa are thepledgers.
Sorry, I had that wrong.

Jay (42:26):
Her name is Taffy.

Captain (42:27):
I actually kind of like Taffy Really yeah.

Wilson (42:30):
Like the character or the name the name the character
I couldn't tell you anything?

Jay (42:34):
about her Short for Laffy Taffy.
Oh, Laffy Taffy is kind of cool.

Captain (42:39):
Oh yeah, Shake that Laffy Taffy yeah.
Your favorite song.

Wilson (42:43):
It was about her Theme for this one.

Captain (42:47):
But yeah, the boys get there.
They observe paddling happeningin undies Very long scene.
Well, they're being creepers.

Wilson (42:56):
They went so they could spy through the window.
Yeah, not subtle.

Jay (43:00):
They're creepers they like they went so they could spy
through the window.

Wilson (43:02):
Yeah, not subtle like this break and enter and stare
from the inside for a betterview.

Jay (43:05):
Well, first they're outside .
They walk up in the groundfloor window with no there's no
drapes, it's just open.
There's three guys gawking,hooting, hollering out the
window as these girls are beingpaddled the plot goes on for so
long and they're like we need abetter view.
I'm like you're literally twoinches away from what's
happening.
Like no, we need a better view.

Captain (43:21):
They're watching with a lot of enthusiasm, yeah um, and
then they yeah, then they yeah,you're right, they just break
and enter because they were likewe need to see more.
Um, oh my gosh, the paddlingscene ends with all the girls
being covered in whipped cream.
I was like, oh david david,this is what you're writing yeah
.
And then, like the longestshower scene, maybe his I mean

(43:43):
he identifies as gay, but I feellike maybe he has she's on the
spectrum somewhere.

Wilson (43:48):
There was something going on.
Yeah, I mean.

Captain (43:50):
Because the girl's covered in whipped cream.
I was like there's only a manwould have written this.

Wilson (43:54):
Only yeah, maybe he just directed it and only like
helped with the writing orsomething.

Captain (44:05):
I don, yeah, maybe he just directed it and only like
helped with the writing orsomething, I don't know.
Time for your first test girls?
A wet t-shirt contest yeah,that's what it's giving it's
like what?
Yes, so yeah, then they goshower full full in front of
everybody.
Oh, lots of bush for the 80s,yeah and the 80s.

Wilson (44:14):
Yeah, they take their time getting that whipped cream
up, or yeah, I'm like how do youeven get on your back?

Captain (44:19):
I know showering no curtain yeah and like they're
just full naked in front of eachother in the bathroom and you
know, it reminds me of carrie,wasn't that also in the 80s?
There's like a bathroom scenewhere, like all the girls are
just like, there's like a dozenwomen just showering yeah, it's
like in the girls locker room.

Wilson (44:35):
Yeah like that, it kind of like made sense or like a A
little.

Captain (44:38):
Yeah, I don't know, but like in a girl's locker room,
it's never like that.
You're never like oh.

Jay (44:42):
It's very 80s girl's locker room where everyone's butt
naked and they're just allWalking around All over each
other.

Wilson (44:47):
Yeah, Any locker scene from a movie.
I've never experienced any ofthat in my life.

Captain (44:52):
Well, honestly, I hear like out of the locker
experiences I have and when Ihear like men have in locker
rooms, like sometimes that ismore realistic than what I've
ever seen in a woman's lockerroom, like an old man walking
around with like no towel andhe's like yeah, like that yeah
yeah wow yeah, but like thatactually can happen to you,
everything I've ever seen in awoman's locker room in a movie

(45:13):
never oh yeah, same.

Wilson (45:14):
No, like I feel like men's locker rooms there.
Everyone's always having thesebig conversations in the shower.

Captain (45:21):
They're just plugging out baby.

Jay (45:22):
Yeah, Like they lift their leg up on the bench and they'll
lean over and be like what's up,bro?
It's like that, and yeah, itdoesn't happen.

Captain (45:29):
Yeah, it's like directors putting their fears.
Their writers are putting theirdeepest fears into the picture.

Jay (45:34):
I'm like what school was like this I don't know like this
I was like towel fights andstuff.

Wilson (45:39):
It's that vibe like.
Did it used to be like thatlike?
Maybe in like the 50s, 60s?
I?

Jay (45:44):
don't know a lot of repressed stuff going on in the
80s?
Yeah, not a handle.

Captain (45:48):
Yeah so yeah, so they they break in and they're
watching the girl's shower aswell, but obviously super creepy
it's disgusting I mean it couldhave been worse.

Jay (45:57):
Honestly, from the name of the movie and the plot, I was
like this this is going to be sobad.
It was bad, but it wasn't asbad.
It wasn't like Revenge of theNerds, where you're like this
should be burned.

Wilson (46:06):
I've heard that it's not aged at all.
No, I don't know if I've everseen that thing.
Don't watch it, it's so bad.

Jay (46:14):
Really.
But this isn't that least it's.
It's very campy they lean intothe comedy over the top, like
it's just so silly, it's likeokay, I mean yeah, they're very
gawky yeah to the point whereyou're like, okay, I know you're
like really acting the gawkingup yeah

Captain (46:28):
very hammy, like you're in, like anyone could walk
upstairs and see you yeah,staring which is what happens
babs sees them doing that, shepaddles them to the floor and
then she's like part of theinitiation is that she does she
paddles them to the floor andthen she's like part of the
initiation is that she does shepaddles into the floor and then
part of the initiation is likeso again, I we don't know why,
but the she's like okay, I knowwhat the pledges need to do.

(46:50):
They need to go on a mission tothe bowling alley and steal a
trophy from.
You know that was recently.
You know one of the bowlingalley, but I don't can't
remember what she said thetrophy was gonna be used for.
I think she just wanted them tosteal something yeah, she wanted
them to steal something andthen she was like the boys that
are gawking also have to go onthe mission with them.

(47:10):
Oh, but it's like the bowlingalley, or they just don't want
to break in, or is there like anidea that it haunted or
something?

Wilson (47:16):
I think it's didn't want to go.
I think they just like didn'twant to be forced to do to steal
.

Jay (47:21):
They just wanted like don't make us go to this freaking
bully alley, like these creepoboys that were just literally
gawking all over us but the boysalso didn't want to go at first
.

Wilson (47:30):
Yeah, I think they described it as like oh well,
these girls will be scared andthey'll need a man right and
they're like oh okay, we'll go,yeah, but yeah, I guess.

Captain (47:38):
Yeah, just breaking and entering.
It's like they just didn't wantto get in trouble, I guess.
But yeah, so the all.
So the five of them go.
But unbeknownst to them, bobs,then, is joking around with the
other two sorority sisters beinglike yeah, if you don't
remember, my father runs the,owns them all, or runs the
bowling alley um, I don't knowone of those things without with
acts, she has access.
Yeah and was going to fuck withthem the whole time.

(48:00):
She was going to play pranks onthem the whole time through the
security cameras.

Wilson (48:05):
I'm glad that didn't go for very long.
I was like I don't need to seethat.

Captain (48:09):
Yeah, the security camera scenes are really weird.
I mean they're just sittingthere watching.
They're not really prankingmuch.
Did they prank at all?

Wilson (48:15):
I don't know what their plan was at the end.
But yeah, secret surveillance.

Captain (48:20):
What a point, prank okay they were pretty hype about
sky and the shadow the out ofthe pledges though but anyway,
when the five get there to herbreaking in the doors open so
they go right into the darkbowling alley, um, and then they
find that, um, I think quicklythey find spider who's like in
the middle of burglarying,burglary burglarizing the alley

(48:44):
with the bowling alley with acrowbar yeah, yeah, um spider is
quickly so the famous, the mostfamous person in this movie um
and dude.
I love her lines in thatopening scene she has like great
one-liners.
Um, just being like you know.
They ask them like what are youdoing here?
And like they're like you know,I don't know.
They have like a quickconversation about like what

(49:05):
they're doing there, what she'sdoing, she's like look man, I'm
just robbing the fucking place,don't you understand?
Like I think calvin offers hera dollar or something just to
keep talking to her like hey, Igot a dollar if you want.

Jay (49:14):
He's like I'm fucking robbing this place, man.

Captain (49:17):
And then calvin's like asking her name and like info
about her parents and like whathappened to them.
And she was like, oh, becausehe was like what's your name?
Spider?
And he's like what's your realname?
She was like spider and he waslike why, what'd your parents do
?
Like where are they?

Jay (49:29):
and she's like I ate them and I was like I love that her
energy's very good.
Yeah, um, she when she firstmeets them she reads the girls
to phil, if I can't rememberwhat she calls says to them.

Captain (49:40):
But I can't remember either, but yeah, they, because
they're like picking on calvinand she's like, nah, she just
basically like dusty crusty.
Yeah, pretty much yeah um, butanyway they somehow I can't
remember she helps them breakinto the trophy room but they
like immediately drop thebullying trophy that they were
gonna um steal and it unleashesthe imp, or aka uncle impy, who,

(50:04):
because they freed him, isoffering everybody, everybody
that was there one wish forfreeing him.
But, as we've said, it's likemonkey's paw or it's lucy based
on monkey's paw also.

Wilson (50:15):
I didn't watch this trailer so I was like I didn't
know anything about an impcoming out of the trophy, so I
thought it's like no, no, I wasjust like okay, it's probably
like a slasher at a bowlingalley and it's gonna be campy.

Captain (50:28):
I want to say like 30 minutes goes by, or maybe not
that long, maybe like 20 minutesgoes by and we're nowhere near
bowling alley.
Like I knew that the story ismostly taking the setting as a
bowling alley in my head, I waswhere the fuck's the bowling
alley?
Yeah, we're at a sorority houseright now, yeah we're at a
sorority house, we're at a boy'sdorm room, we're nowhere near.

(50:48):
And then Babs was like yeah, sothe next step of your
initiation is bowling, alleystealing.
And I was like what?

Jay (50:55):
Ten minutes of paddling over cream, another ten minutes
of showering.

Captain (51:05):
I don minutes of paddling over cream, another 10
minutes of showering.
I don't think she wants thesepeople.
Yeah, yeah, and like they needit.
Five people to start, he's notenough.
Yeah, you're gonna be kickedout.
Um, yeah, so they unleash uncleimpy.
Now, if you remember what jayhad started from started this
episode, uncle impy is basicallylike an off-brand eddie murphy
because, this would have beenwhen he was really famous, and
he did that like red leathersuit.

Jay (51:22):
Yeah, the delirious stand-up, yeah.

Captain (51:25):
So you can do the voice decently, but I can't do it at
all.
But it's very like yeah.
It's a choice.
Yeah, it's very.

Jay (51:34):
It's so bad and it sounds like someone doing an Eddie
Murphy impression.
Yes at and it, it sounds likesomeone doing an eddie murphy
impression.
Yes, um, almost like uh like acaricature.

Captain (51:46):
Yeah, very character.

Jay (51:46):
Eddie murphy's already a caricature, he's already like a
very goofy and extreme soundingvoice, and this is, like um,
just so insensitive I can'tthink of the word, but it's like
it does give off a yeah.

Wilson (52:02):
Something doesn't seem right this seems questionable.

Captain (52:06):
Yeah, I'm uncomfy.

Jay (52:07):
The imp is black.
He's got this goofyover-the-top jive
turkey-sounding voice.

Captain (52:13):
What you talking about.

Jay (52:16):
Now, who wants a wish from Uncle Impy?
Hey, hey, hey, it's Uncle Ippy.
I'm like jeez, louise, you areokay.

Captain (52:26):
Yeah, David's questionable.
He's in here and he offers thema wish.
So I think what Jimmy gets thefirst wish where he offers for
stacks of gold, he gets them.
So everyone's like, oh shit,these wishes are real.
And then Tffy's like I want tobe prom queen now insane wish
doesn't make any sense.
What a drop off she's alreadyin college she was like I wanted

(52:47):
to be like what are you?

Jay (52:50):
oh, 30 million and go.
Bullion dude, I got one better.
I want to be prom queen.

Captain (52:54):
You're not in high school yeah, and what that wish
brings her is just a prom dress,that's it and some spotlight
and a tiara.

Wilson (53:00):
Yeah, a prom dress, that's it.
And some spotlight, oh, and atiara, yeah and a tiara.

Captain (53:03):
She's having the best time of her life.
She's dancing.
She's dancing with herself.
Yeah, she's having a fantastictime.

Jay (53:09):
And third, wish is problematic right.

Captain (53:12):
Yes because then?
Oh no sorry.
Keith said his wish was havesex with Lisa.
What does?

Jay (53:19):
Lisa get Nothing.
Yeah she turns it to propertyimmediately.

Wilson (53:23):
Yes, and then he like suddenly didn't, she was going
too fast for him.
Yeah, it was like what?
Yeah?

Captain (53:29):
so Lisa gets, like you know, snapped into, like
lingerie basically, and she'slike all over yeah brainwashed,
and she's like all over what'shis name?
Keith brainwashed, and she'slike all over um, what's his
name?
keith, yeah, um, and keith's thekid.
In the beginning that was likeum, like drooling over the
playboy magazine or the maximmagazine or whatever and the
like.
They make a joke about how hehasn't lost his virginity yet.

(53:49):
So like, then he makes thiswish and then he's like, oh, I'm
not ready yeah, so that's likeI guess how his wish soured like
yeah, it wasn't any harm.
He's just like I don't want togo that fast yeah, at least it
was like coming out reallystrong, but like but then, like
all the other wishes, kind ofstarted to sour, like the gold
is really just painted wood.

Wilson (54:07):
And then, uh, what's?
Her face's prom dress justturns to shreds.

Captain (54:10):
Yeah, it turns to a slightly uglier it's like almost
like he takes a veil off andlike these things were never
what they seem to be um and thenum, because they were
suspicious of impy spider, andcalvin declined his offer, which
is like the main that's.
I mean that's, you know they'rethe main people um, so I don't

(54:31):
know it kind of I forget, thestructure falls apart this is
almost immediately we are wherethings fall apart because, like
there's a trio of the girls inthe back, they're watching this
from the security camera,because one of the girls even
says we've got to go out there,we've got to get our wish, and
before they even get to do that,he pulls them out, he

(54:52):
transports them magically.

Wilson (54:53):
He's like you can't just watch, yeah, and he's like now
because you watch this you'returned into zombie, demon
minions and like the bride ofFrankenstein.

Captain (55:04):
Oh, Frankie turns into the bride of Frankenstein.
That's why she's Frankie.

Jay (55:08):
What's the other one turned into?

Captain (55:09):
Rhonda turns into a demon.
I think she's a zombie, right.

Jay (55:12):
She runs to a demon.
That's a demon.

Captain (55:14):
Demon minion is what it says, rhonda.
And then the main girl, Babs,is just kind of running for her
life ronda, and then the maingirl, babs, is just like kind of
running for her life.
She, yeah so.
So impy also makes like all thelot, all the doors to get out
like electrified, and I thinkbabs touches one to try to run,
and so she's unconscious forlike a large part of them, um,
because she touched theelectrified doors, um, but yes,

(55:36):
the shortly after the kind oflike you know the, the two girls
get turned into Frankensteinand the demon and Bob's goes
unconscious.
Then, yeah, then the veil comesoff and he's like, yeah, all
your wishes were shit, though,yeah, the gold's made out of
wood.

Wilson (55:50):
Taffy's dress disappears , um, and then I think the guy
that wished for the gold, hishead, gets sawed off, yeah.

Jay (56:01):
I think, I think Brad frankenstein does that.
Yeah, monster girls come downthere like stuff his head in a
bowling ball.

Wilson (56:06):
Polish oh yeah, oh yeah.
Then they just roll it down thestrike and they end up rolling
yeah oh, it's a gutter ball.

Jay (56:11):
It doesn't even hit anything.

Captain (56:12):
Oh yeah, it doesn't make it the whole way, you know
I'm looking at these notes hereand like they don't bring up the
janitor at all, but he's poppedin and out of this.

Wilson (56:18):
That was another like comedic thing too, like the very
well beginning the movie.
When they get to the bowlingalley, he just gets locked in a
closet by accident.

Captain (56:25):
Yeah, yeah, so he spends like half the movie in
there yeah, but it does pandahim a couple of times and then
he does eventually get it, makehis way out of the closet, um,
but I don't.
I don't know if he isunderstanding, like what's
happening I think he explainsthe story.

Wilson (56:39):
Oh yes, he's like oh, y'all let the imp out and then
he ends up getting stabbed bythe bride of.

Captain (56:46):
I think bride yeah yeah , the one that hisses goes, yes,
just that's not annoying,that's not annoying at all the
paddle scene goes on forever.
The scene of keith not wantingto have sex goes on forever.

Jay (57:01):
Yes and then.
Yeah, the reigning movie is thehissing scene.

Wilson (57:03):
Keep going back to that scene yeah, it's just a long
silence of just her chasing theguy or woman and then slowly
taking, slowly take.

Captain (57:12):
Oh the hissing yeah, just like that whole time, just
no music dead silent.
Yeah, her hissing, yeah yeahbut even the yeah, the, the
locker room scene, like thewoman is, like it just keeps
cutting to him and she's likeslowly biting and then taking
clothes off like sock at a timeshe's not trying to kill him
either.

Wilson (57:27):
No, she's just trying to get his pants giving him what
he literally wished for andcan't have your kick any and the
structure.

Captain (57:36):
It's very hectic at this point it's like you,
havectic, I didn't know what wasgoing on.

Jay (57:41):
It's kind of hard to follow .
It's just like Spider and theother guy are hiding from all
the madness yeah, Spider andCalvin are hiding from a lot of
this and intermittently theyinteract with someone like Babs,
but they do kill the one demongirl Rhonda?

Wilson (57:54):
Yeah, I think.
How did she die?

Jay (57:56):
They find a pistol they find a pistol and they just
shoot her.

Captain (57:59):
They shot Rhonda, that doesn't do anything but they
shoot her again.
I think they shoot her again atsome point though Rhonda, so
they've killed Jimmy.
I think Rhonda then kills Keithbecause he flees from Lisa, and
then I think she shovels him inthe face.

Wilson (58:18):
I was wondering how he died.
Somebody else's head flies off,I think yeah.

Captain (58:21):
And then after that, shortly after that, the demon
and Bride of Frankenstein justpull Taffy into pieces.
She just pulls apart.

Jay (58:28):
Oh yeah, split her up, yeah .

Captain (58:31):
And the shot of that is like a middle school magic
trick.
Oh yeah, yeah, where it's justlike a column is between the
front half of her body and likethey don't have a budget for
prospect legs, why put heragainst like all?
I.
All he did was like put acolumn between the front half
and the back half and they'relike we split her but but why

(58:52):
you could do that without thewall.

Jay (58:53):
Well, I think it's like the um it's the easiest.

Captain (58:55):
It's the simplest way for them to shoot that while it
looks like she's in peace.

Jay (58:58):
It's like two different people.
Someone's got her legs on.

Captain (59:04):
Yeah, but like literally, a support beam of the
building is in the shot so it'sbreaking her body up.

Wilson (59:09):
I think they spent all the money on that person that
got caught on fire.

Jay (59:13):
Oh, yeah, that was crazy.

Wilson (59:14):
That was like the most effects in the movie.
When was that?

Jay (59:18):
Who's gone on fire?
No, they burned someone.

Wilson (59:20):
Yeah, who was that?
Is it Rhonda?

Captain (59:22):
Wait at the cleansing hour.
There's somebody burning.

Wilson (59:24):
No, in this movie they catch someone on fire.

Jay (59:27):
It happens early.
It's like the two girls getturned into monsters by Uncle
whatever Uncle Imp.

Wilson (59:32):
Impy.
Well, they turn Babs into a.
It might have been babs, it isbad because she has an outfit on
.

Jay (59:39):
She comes down and she's like hey guys, and she tries to
do something.
I don't think she like swung atone of them, like oh, I know
how to deal with this, andspider light set douses her with
gasoline and sets her on fire,and I'm like that seems extreme,
because she wasn't a monster,she was just like herself, just
in a different costume, I think.

Wilson (59:57):
Remember that yes I think they did want to possess
her, though, because I thinkwhen they killed the one, they
were like oh, imp, we killed, wekilled one and he's like I
don't care, I'll just takeanother one.

Captain (01:00:06):
Yeah, he's like bob's gonna be possessed to like, take
the, take the place.
Yeah, yeah.
So I think, ronda, they iskilled by spider with a bowling
ball and then, when she's dead,babs then gets possessed to take
her place.
Um, yes, and then spider andcalvin find the janitor who
reveals sunday.
So the imp was summoned to helpa lousy bowler become a

(01:00:29):
champion.
But the imp was then trappedfor 30 years due to creature,
the creature killing people andthe bowler was blamed for that
and then was executed to death.
I don't know.

Wilson (01:00:37):
This is also where they learn to trap it.
You just put it in a container.

Captain (01:00:40):
Yeah, you just put it back in a container, which is
like okay, you trap a raccoon ohyeah, there was a Molotov
cocktail, that's yeah.

Wilson (01:00:47):
Yeah, that's how they caught her, yeah.

Captain (01:00:49):
Okay.
So yeah, I think at this point,Like mostly everyone's dead,
yeah, I think the janitor alsosays like, like part of the imps
, like thing, like he explains,like he likes to torment people,
like after they ask for a wish,especially if it's ridiculous,
um, and so yeah, spider, spiderand calvin are like, okay, we're

(01:01:10):
gonna um get out of here.
Um, they try to explaineverything to.
I can't remember.
They try to.
They try to talk to the janitorabout what their friends wished
for.
I don't know, but it doesn'treally make a difference.

Jay (01:01:29):
The janitor gets stabbed up .

Captain (01:01:30):
Yeah, the janitor doesn't live very long, that's
fine.
What happens next at theMolotov cocktail?
And they kill Babs.

Wilson (01:01:40):
I think they're able to get outside.

Captain (01:01:44):
Yeah, I think Calvin and Fred are.

Wilson (01:01:46):
Oh, because they throw somebody's head or body at the
door and it breaks the shield onthe door.

Captain (01:01:54):
Yeah, there's an axe involved too.

Jay (01:01:56):
Yeah, it's after the janitor gets stabbed to death by
the Frankenstein lady.
I don't know if you rememberthere a shot where, like she
goes in, they open the door andit's her with a knife hissing
and the janitor's dead stabbedto death and like, oh crap, we
gotta run and the door closes.
Oh yeah, axe now.
And she's still hissing andshe's chasing after them with
the axe yeah, and that goes onfor a very long time.

Wilson (01:02:15):
so yeah, and then Spider traps Impy in like a can or
like a tin chocolate can.

Captain (01:02:23):
Yeah, I thought it.
Yeah, it was like a I don'tknow, like a tobacco can.
Yeah, at first I thought it wasgoing to be like a soda can.
I'm like that sucks for Impy.
But yes, I think Spider andCalvin eventually what they run
off in a motorcycle.

Wilson (01:02:42):
Yeah, but they leave the container just like out on the
somebody's gonna open that.

Captain (01:02:45):
Well, there is a part, there's a part two.
Well, I mean like 40 yearslater and it's just a remake.
Well, not really it's like.

Wilson (01:02:51):
I mean it's mostly because I think when we watch
the trailer he's they, it'sanother trophy yeah, so somebody
opened the can and put him backin a trophy.

Captain (01:03:00):
Yeah, we just don't get that in a movie format.
Yeah, but yeah.
So at the end of this movie,the janitor and all everybody's
dead except.

Wilson (01:03:08):
Spider and.

Captain (01:03:09):
Calvin.

Wilson (01:03:10):
And Calvin.

Captain (01:03:11):
Okay.

Wilson (01:03:12):
And she's like come over to my place.

Captain (01:03:14):
The last girl.
There was like a car scene andshe dies in the car crash I
think yes, and also because theytrapped imp at the same time.
Yeah, oh so she's kind of likeher power's gone I think it's
like yeah, and she was shot.

Wilson (01:03:26):
Yeah, she wasn't wearing her seat belt, because we did
see him we saw him put his seatbelt on.

Captain (01:03:30):
So um, yes, and the film ends with impy asking for
help, including audience membersof the film, audience members
of, or including members,including audience members of
the film, to let him out.

Wilson (01:03:44):
I'm not going to do that .
No thanks, a couple years toolate anyway.

Captain (01:03:51):
I think the setup initially was okay.
Very quickly, as soon as theyenter the bowling alley, it kind
of goes off the rails, but itwas kind of fun yeah.

Wilson (01:04:02):
Spider scenes are fun, for sure.

Captain (01:04:03):
I didn't really care about the rest of it yeah um,
but yeah, there's so much hotgossip about this movie and I
don't know if it's because it'sbeen out for a long time um, but
like so much, bring us in okay.
So oh, I didn't get any numbs Ican do I did look at it a
little bit.

Wilson (01:04:20):
It doesn't seem like it got a theatrical release or any
num noms I can do.
I did look at it a little bit.
It doesn't seem like it got atheatrical release or whatever.
Like the budget I can see wasestimated at 90 000 okay but I
don't know that.
It was like uh, okay, it got alimited release in the united
states yeah, I think it was inuh, I don't know, europe

(01:04:41):
somewhere yeah, there's just notmuch.

Captain (01:04:44):
It doesn't have a rotten tomatoes crick store, but
the audience score is a 37.
That's pretty bad.
Um, I don't know if you have.
I don't even know if it has aletterbox.

Wilson (01:04:57):
Um, because, it does I mean, oh yeah, it's.
The letterbox is 2.6 out of5,that's that's better than I
thought it would be.

Captain (01:05:05):
Yeah, seriously um, okay, so here's some hot goss
ready.
The script is written in 10days with only one draft makes
sense the production of the filmbegan and ended within 12 days.
The filming location, um, was ina bowling alley.
It says Plaza Camino Real andEagle One Bowl.

(01:05:25):
Due to the low budget, the filmhad to be shot at the bowling
alley at night only, when it wasclosed.
So 9 pm to 9 am is when it wasshot For, like you know, the 10
or the 12 days, and then that'sall they shot.
Wow, brink Stevens said thatthe director, david Ducoteau,

(01:05:48):
had to fire the entire cameracrew after the first day of
shooting because they justweren't working fast enough, and
he was like we have 10 days andapparently none of the actors
knew about it until the next dayJust a whole new set of crew
showed up.

Wilson (01:06:03):
Damn.

Captain (01:06:04):
So he kept it on the DL .
But he was like not only are weon a budget, we're on the
tightest time crunch you've everseen.
I want to know how bad theymessed up or how unreasonable I
mean I can imagine someone beinglackadaisical and he's like
we're not I, we cannot shootlike this.

Jay (01:06:22):
I mean he could you know the camera crew's just like are
you sure we got what we neededfrom the paddling scene I?
I think we want to go a fewmore times.

Captain (01:06:28):
Oh yeah, maybe all the really long scenes are the
scenes that they shot.
He was like you're fired.
Yeah, half the movie of thosescenes, the paddling the hissing
, the locker room scene, and hewas like, no, yeah, but he
edited all that in there.
He had the vision.

(01:06:49):
Okay.
Apparently that director alsodesperately wanted to work with
Lana Quigley, so much that hehanded her the script and told
her you can play any characteryou want, you choose, and she
eventually decided on Spider.
She also said that this was adream movie to work on because
it was one of the rare times shedidn't have to get naked.

Wilson (01:07:02):
That's really sad.

Captain (01:07:06):
She also then suggested to Hal Havens come work on the
movie, since he did Night of theDemons with her, so she brought
him on.
She also told the director thatshe knew how to ride a
motorcycle.
At the end, however, apparentlyDavid Ducoteau said that when
he showed up on the last day offilming for the final shot, um,

(01:07:28):
he heard, uh, one of the peopleof the crew giving her tips on
how to ride a motorcycle andgiving her lessons in the
parking lot but I guess why lieabout that?

Wilson (01:07:38):
because he wanted her so badly in the film.

Captain (01:07:40):
Well, you know, he probably wanted her for one of
the naked parts and she was likeI'm not playing a naked yeah so
like babs is not in, or no,sorry spider, she's in like a
full costume the whole time likeshe.
She has full clothing on, soshe's, like you know, in a
leather situation, right like aburglar.

Jay (01:07:57):
Yeah like leather leggings and then like a I don't know
like a tank top power tank top.

Captain (01:08:01):
Yeah, but it's like you know, she's like strapped in
fully clothed.

Jay (01:08:04):
Yeah, no whipped cream, no cream, no paddles.

Captain (01:08:06):
Exactly, yeah, not even like Bride of Frankenstein,
like type of weird costume.

Jay (01:08:11):
And she has real dialogue.
It's not just like oops, I gotwhipped cream on me it's like
I'm fucking robbing this place,what's up.

Captain (01:08:19):
That's true.
Yeah, apparently the producer,the main producer for this movie
, is Charles Band.
So he was, like you know, incontact with David DeCote too a
lot.
But he apparently held acontest amongst the employees at
Empire Pictures to come up witha new title, because the
original title the Imp he waslike that's no longer relevant.
I need a new title.
So the title he originallychose was Bitchin' Sorority

(01:08:41):
Babes in the Slimeball Bola-rama, but apparently the entire cast
hated that, except, I think,the guy that played calvin
shocker, shock, I don't know.
I kind of like it yeah, exceptthe guy that played calvin, but
it didn't really matter, becauseum the studio or the what is
that?
The mp?
The rating company, yeah, therating company were like you

(01:09:02):
can't use the word bitchin um,so that didn't really make a
difference.
Um, and then where was I?

Jay (01:09:12):
slime bowl is out of nowhere yeah, there's no slime
film.

Captain (01:09:16):
There's no slime, yeah, one attempted bowling barely
yeah, I don't know where theslime ball came from.
Was the m?
Supposed to be slimier orsomething I couldn't tell you
maybe apparently charles bandalso the same producer, was so
pleased with david decoto'screepazoid film that he was like
he signed him for a 10 picturedeal.
Um, and then, soon after thecreepazoid picture, van called

(01:09:39):
him and said I have a new moviethat I need to start working on
yesterday and it was the imp,that or this movie the sorority
babes, um so apparently davidwas sold on making that movie
just by looking at the posteralone.
There was no script, but thetitle and the poster were like,
later changed after the scriptwas written and cast and stuff.

Jay (01:10:00):
He really thought he was cooking with this.
He's like oh my god, I got thenext big thing right here the.

Captain (01:10:07):
Okay, I think this is.
This is what I was laughing atwhen I was writing these notes.
Okay, so during the movie, whenthey're talking to the imp, we
were making comments of like whyare they so fucking chill?
So apparently the actors neveractually saw the imp the entire
time they filmed.
They had no idea what they werereacting to.
They never saw it, so they theyhad no idea what it looked like

(01:10:27):
to.
They never saw it, so they theyhad no idea what it looked like,
what it sounded like, and theywere just told to do the lines
and they were told like what theimps lines were like.

Wilson (01:10:33):
They were read this, so that's why they're like so chill
about you know no one's likelike no one's like freaking out
and it's like you know, itliterally looks like a monster
they have some of the straightlike if you look at the cast
when they're like talking to theimp.
They all have different weirdexpressions on their face.

Captain (01:10:49):
No one's agreed.
No one's agreed on what to?

Wilson (01:10:50):
no, they're like some of them are chill, some of them
are like I don't know.

Captain (01:10:54):
Just yeah, calvin and spider give like the most like
alarmed faces, but yeah, there'slike literally the girl
standing behind them is givinglike a neutral.
Yeah, yeah, almost like she'sbored.
Yeah, exactly, um, but yeah,that I think that makes so much
sense why they're acting likethat.
Yeah, um, some other stuff.

(01:11:14):
So apparently, like the name ofthe sorority changes like a
gazillion times, like they'resupposed to be tri-delta, but
the paddle says beta, thigh pi,and then the outside of the
house says Pi, omega, pi.
Chi Omega, like it doesn't makeany, like they're just throwing
Greek letters everywhere, whichis you know if you've ever like
talked to a sorority or likespent any time.

(01:11:36):
They care so much about theirletters.
So like the idea that they justconstantly are switching just
for whatever Greek letters islike very funny.
After Taffy's wish goes bad.
So the girl that wished to beprom queen best wish.
Um, apparently her sash thatsaid homecoming queen changes to
miss bimbo queen I wish I wouldhave seen that I didn't.

Wilson (01:11:58):
I didn't see it her scene is so small when her dress
changes that you don't.

Captain (01:12:02):
It's hard to see, but yeah, I think that's funny um.
So they did make a sequel tothis film with the whole name,
just with the two at the end.
That was released in 2022,directed by brink stevens, who
played uh, who'd she play inthis movie?
Was that?
It was, that was taffy.
So it was directed by taffytaffy coming in yeah, taffy was

(01:12:25):
like it's my turn, yeah yeah, um, she reprises her role, her
character.
So that's kind of probably theconnection.
Michelle bauer is also in that.
Is she one of the?

Wilson (01:12:35):
taffy reprises her connect her role yeah taffy die,
or they, like, all died, exceptfor spider.

Captain (01:12:40):
Well, I'm wondering if she's a spirit or something.

Jay (01:12:43):
Wait the woman who got taffy, got possessed right like,
turned in, like in by Eric'swish.
No, it was Linda.

Captain (01:12:49):
No, Taffy's the girl that got split in half.

Jay (01:12:51):
Oh yeah, she's definitely dead.

Captain (01:12:53):
I don't know, maybe she's a spirit.
We watched the trailer.
I don't know.

Wilson (01:12:57):
I think they could do whatever they want, maybe 40
years later.

Captain (01:13:01):
And then one of the, lisa, I think is one of the.
I can't remember.
Is she one of the no, is sheone of the pledges?

Wilson (01:13:07):
Lisa was the girl that turned into the Like trying to
have sex with.

Captain (01:13:12):
Oh, she's.
Apparently she's also in thesecond movie, that's crazy.

Jay (01:13:18):
What's the rating on that movie?

Captain (01:13:19):
Oh God, it doesn't even have a rating.

Jay (01:13:21):
I think it does on IG.

Captain (01:13:28):
The only thing that I would potentially want to watch
that movie is that thatTikToker's in it.
Yeah 3.3.
It could be okay.

Wilson (01:13:33):
I heard it's like just barely 60 minutes.

Captain (01:13:36):
It's like 60 minutes yeah.
That's funny.
As we mentioned, the film'strailer features a different
voice for the imp than thefinished film.

Wilson (01:13:46):
I guess you could argue it's a better voice um, yeah, it
suits it better because it'slike a robot voice, but it's
still a weird imp doll yes, yeah, yeah, it's odd, the whole
thing's odd.

Captain (01:14:00):
Um, and then in 1988 the uk released this video, the
the imp like to the uk, but itwas cut by a minute and 90
seconds because they had to editsome of the close-up shots of
the woman being spanked, becausethat goes on for fucking ever.
And they had to cut the scenewhere the naked woman is
threatened by another womanwielding a whip.

(01:14:24):
I don't remember if there was awhip.

Wilson (01:14:25):
I remember seeing a whip .

Jay (01:14:25):
yeah, that was the head sorority lady when she gets
turned evil sheing a whip.
I don't remember if there was awhip.
I remember seeing a whip.
Yeah, that was the headsorority lady when she gets
turned evil.
She has a whip.

Captain (01:14:32):
Oh yeah, apparently they cut that out.
That was too much for the UK.
Okay, also, I'd never watchedthe show, but Up All Night with
Rhonda Shear, I don't know whatthat is.
I don't know.
I think it was like a latenight show, didn't they used to
show old Nick?

Wilson (01:14:49):
at Night.
I don't know what this is.
Maybe who the hell is RhondaShearer?
Go on.

Captain (01:14:53):
Well, I think this was like some other late night show.
Oh, rhonda Shearer, we go wayback.

Jay (01:15:10):
Oh, rhonda, that's one of those names where it's like or
is it ronda, she's on for like10 years.

Captain (01:15:12):
It was like a late night program, all right, okay,
but anyway, apparently they likeI don't know if they show clips
of the movie or they talk aboutthe movie, but this episode
where they talk about this moviewas the most popular feature
ever on that show, and leannaquigley was there.
She like co-starred in theepisode, like on the couch or
whatever yeah, um, yes.

(01:15:32):
And then the last little piece Ihave here um the location for
the starty house was later usedin other leanna quigley movies.
So murder weapon in 89 andhorror workout in 1990 can't
imagine we'd ever watch those.

Wilson (01:15:45):
Unless you get one of those funny Instagram clips.
I mean, unless something's likelooking really good, no One
other scene.

Captain (01:15:53):
one other thing I didn't write down, but
apparently the guy that Keiththat you know was like wishes to
have sex with Lisa and thenit's like just kidding.
Apparently that actor was likereally did not want to get naked
, like he was apparentlysupposed to get naked and he was
like I'm not getting naked.
So like the actor and thecharacter are like both kind of

(01:16:14):
fighting that um, and apparentlythey like did finally tell him
you have to get down to yourtighty whities and he like was
like fine, but like apparentlyhe was like really did not want
to do, and I'm like sir lisa'sgot her yits out everywhere.

Wilson (01:16:25):
Yeah, I know.

Captain (01:16:26):
She's in lingerie and he's like, oh, I have to take my
socks off my shirt off.

Wilson (01:16:32):
Yeah, I mean, I don't blame him for not wanting to do
that, but it's like and maybeyou wanted an acting gig.

Captain (01:16:38):
But it's like this movie is heavily nudity, soft
porn basically.
Like maybe this isn't the filmfor you, that's true, but
Basically like maybe this isn'tthe film for you, True, but I
just appreciated how much hotgossip there's so much hot
gossip about this movie.

Wilson (01:16:51):
There's a lot of hot gossip.
It's a cult classic, apparently.
I guess it's a cult classic.

Captain (01:16:57):
Like a sub-cult classic or something.
I didn't give this movie areally good.

Wilson (01:16:59):
I mean I gave it a 1.5 on Letterboxd I gave it a 2, and
I gave it a heart because Iliked it, but it wasn't great.

Captain (01:17:06):
So you would rate this.

Wilson (01:17:08):
I mean, yeah, it's like a 30, but like I enjoyed it, I
had a good time.

Captain (01:17:17):
I would not give this a 30.
What about you, Jay?
I?

Jay (01:17:19):
would not give this a 30.
For me it's like a 10.

Captain (01:17:23):
Yeah, but I mean it's funny.

Jay (01:17:25):
Like it's not.
Like you're not.
It's not like it's not you'renot gonna have fun watching it.

Captain (01:17:27):
It's like there was a lot of.
For 85 minutes you still endedup finding a lot of dead space.
I was like I'm like almostfalling asleep sometimes, like I
don't know, like crank it well,I was also very tired when we
watched it okay.
Well, we don't have to talkabout that.

Jay (01:17:44):
Do you any favors?

Captain (01:17:45):
I'm going to give this movie a 13.

Jay (01:17:47):
Okay, I feel like that's too good of a rating because 13
is a spooky number.
No, I'm just like choose, like12 or 14.
Don't choose 13.

Wilson (01:17:54):
Oh, because it's like 13 .
Yeah, it's like 13.

Captain (01:17:56):
13 sounds right.

Wilson (01:17:58):
How dare you 12.9.
Yeah 12.9.

Jay (01:18:00):
Thank you reserved for like spooky yeah, but spooky and
actually like worth 13 was thereany moment in?

Captain (01:18:14):
this movie that you felt was scary or spooky?
No, no, not a single, but it isa kamehameha and we've done
this before it was funny yeahthere's no horror, but it's
funny.

Wilson (01:18:22):
It was like the special effects I would have.
I would have liked it a lotmore if they had budget for
blood.

Captain (01:18:28):
Oh yeah, like anything.
I don't think there was anybudget for that scene.

Wilson (01:18:35):
There was almost zero blood in this movie.

Jay (01:18:37):
If Janner gets stabbed.

Captain (01:18:38):
There's blood on his shirt but they don't show any
blood the most special effectsis drawn on top of the picture,
the lightning bolts.
When he made all the walls likethe, literally like drawn on
top of the picture, like theelectric, the lightning bolts,
when the when he like made allthe uh, all the walls of the
plate, all the doors electrifiedwhich are, like, I mean, they
literally like drawn on yeah, sowhat's your razor glass?
Oh, you said you had a razorglass picked I'd never raised

(01:19:02):
the last bit I feel like minewould be just like one of
spider's lines at the beginning.

Wilson (01:19:06):
That's my, it's like I don't have a line picked out,
but any of Spider's lines.

Captain (01:19:11):
I do like an Adam line when he asks about her parents.
I do like that line, so that'sprobably my Raising Glass, yeah.

Jay (01:19:22):
My Raising Glass is the very beginning of the movie,
where they're all watching TV.
What's his name?
Stooge?
Stooge is laying down, he'seating chips and they're talking
.

Captain (01:19:32):
Is it Jimmy?
I think he goes by Stooge inthe other movie.

Jay (01:19:35):
Okay, sorry, jimmy's laying down and he's got chips on his
shirt and one.
They're all in like a neat pile.
So I don't know what's thatabout.
But at some point during thatscene it cuts to him and the
chips are just gone and I'm likewhat he had, like bags of chips
around him on the couch, yeah,so many chips and like, yeah, as
they cut in and out, the chipsare gone, the bags are gone,
they come back, they come back.
It's like very Napoleon Dynamite.

(01:19:56):
I don't know if it was done onpurpose, but it made me laugh
out loud when I saw it.
The chips, like.
A couple scenes later they'reback.
I'm like, what Like?
Are you kidding me?

Captain (01:20:06):
Yeah, it was kind of like Napoleon Dynamite.

Jay (01:20:08):
Yeah, but it probably wasn't on purpose.
But they probably left it inbecause it was funny.
It was very Napoleon Dynamite.
I enjoyed that a lot, and theother scene would just be like
you know, like I'm fuckingrobbing this place, man, yeah,
like Spider-Man, Like it stuckwith me.
The delivery and the timing isreally good on this.

Captain (01:20:24):
She's by far the best actor on the whole thing, oh
yeah, for sure, I got a dollarif you want it.

Wilson (01:20:30):
I'm fucking robbing this place man, I'm like what are
you?
The other people were kind ofpainful acting.
Yeah, it was pretty bad.

Captain (01:20:37):
I didn't write this down, but apparently the guy
that plays Calvin he admittedlater on that while they were
filming this this he actuallydid get a crush on Babs His
character's supposed to have acrush on her and he was like,
yeah, I actually did have acrush on her.

Wilson (01:20:53):
And now they're married.
No, no, you would just.
It's just Babs lines.

Captain (01:21:01):
Spider's lines.

Wilson (01:21:03):
I don't care about Babs.

Captain (01:21:07):
Okay.

Jay (01:21:08):
Yeah, babs is a little too into the paddling.

Wilson (01:21:13):
Yeah, I don't think she should be.

Captain (01:21:15):
Yeah, that's where it gets shut down.
Yeah, and as they're paddling,they're going.

Jay (01:21:22):
oh, oh, I'm like oh my god Dude, it went on forever.
It was so awkward.
At a certain point it was justlike because, like they're
watching it from the outside,that lasts like three minutes.
They're like all right, let'sgo around as we're sneaking
around, you still hear the sound.

Captain (01:21:35):
So it's just like for like five minutes.

Jay (01:21:38):
You're like is this gonna end?
Like this is so weird.

Captain (01:21:41):
And then it ends with whipped cream.

Jay (01:21:42):
Yeah yep, yep, and babs is like I know what we're gonna do
next.
We're gonna get them all soapyand then we're gonna give them a
massage.

Wilson (01:21:48):
She just wants to like.
Yeah, I was like girl maybeDavid's, not the one that has a
problem maybe he just wrote her.

Jay (01:21:55):
I mean, everyone has a lot of problems.
She's the one that said me too.

Captain (01:21:57):
Yeah, she's like girl.
Oh gosh, I don't know.
Maybe Jay can help me with this.
The advice yeah, I think Jayneeds to do it Next time on the
Red Run podcast, we're doing theCleansing Hour from 2019, just
so we can put that out there.
I do highly recommend thatmovie.
You can watch it for free onAmazon.

Jay (01:22:18):
It's a Shudder original.

Captain (01:22:20):
But, it is available for streaming and I would highly
recommend the Cleansing.

Wilson (01:22:25):
Hour.
Don't give too much away.
That's it, that's your adviceyou recommend.

Captain (01:22:29):
The Cleansing Hour.
I do really need advice, or Ineed to give advice, but Jay can
give advice, yeah.

Jay (01:22:39):
Based on this movie.
Don't get paddled half naked tojoin a sorority.
Oh, yeah, and that's theinitiation Tons of other social
groups out there.
Board group games Join a clubyeah there's a board game group
out there, probably.
Okay, yeah, that's good, that'sgood.

Captain (01:22:55):
That's good, that's good, that's good, that's good,
that's good, that's good, that'sgood.

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