Episode 295 - One Punch Mantis

The Rich Dickman Show Episode 295 - One Punch Mantis!

Get ready for another dose of unhinged hilarity with Rem, Cody, Ray, and Randy on The Rich Dickman Show Episode 295! This week's episode kicks off with some truly bizarre opening banter, including discussions about Randy's weight loss and bowel movements, the definition of "chickencock" bourbon and the alpha dynamics of various species (including the mighty mantis shrimp!), questionable sheep anatomy, and Ray’s utterly chaotic trip to the vet with his dog Charlie. Plus, hear about sleep apnea devices, tornado scares, and the ethics of being a single parent after a hypothetical tragedy.

This week, the guys dive deep into your problems with Thinking with your Dickman:

• Should a conflicted Wisconsinite choose the Green Bay Packers opening day game or the famous Cheese Curd Festival?

• What to do when your unwavering love for repeating Leonard Skynyrd's "Simple Man" drives everyone else insane?

• A listener with an out-of-this-world gambling problem seeks new and increasingly absurd things to bet on.

Cody then delivers a crucial message in Cody Reads Copy about the secure messaging app Signal.

The much-anticipated Dick of the Week segment features a rogues' gallery of questionable behavior:

• A Hawaii road rage incident that got physical.

• A terrifying incident in the UK where 50-60 youths, possibly armed with knives, disrupted a birthday party.

• A shocking hospital altercation in Malta where a nurse was stabbed.

• And the personal tragedy of a thwarted milkshake craving at The United Dairy Farmers Gas station due to a lack of bananas (or fasting rules!).

Next up, the hosts tackle some truly perplexing Dickman Dilemmas:

• The agonizing choice of a Celebrity Punch Pass – one free punch with no immediate consequences, but payback is a certainty.

• The bizarre conundrum of a Talking Foot Fungus Fiasco offering stock tips with a strange sartorial demand.

• And the ultimate moral quandary: the temptation of a Doomsday Tweet for a billion likes.

The creative sparks fly in What Would Jesus Draw, where the theme is Jesus on a farm doing a farm thing in front of someone:

• Cody envisions Jesus hilariously poking a scarecrow with a pitchfork.

• Rem takes us to a galaxy far, far away with Jesus alongside Luke Skywalker on Tatooine, fixing an evaporator.

• Randy brings the agricultural artistry with Jesus driving a combine and (potentially) making a crop circle with Fred.

• Ray delivers a truly unforgettable image of Jesus delivering a calf in front of a bewildered Sarah Palin.

Tune in to find out who takes home the coveted (or dreaded) Dick of the Week title and whose Jesus drawing reigns supreme!

Don't forget to hit up our voicemail at 513-512-5721 to join the conversation and check out the wildly good Jesus AI art at WhatWouldJesusDraw.com!