Episode 296 - That Wasn't Fun

🔥 THE RICH DICKMAN SHOW | EPISODE 296: "THAT WASN’T FUN" 🔥
Hosts: Rem, Cody, Ray, Randy
🎙️ Weekly mayhem, philosophical dilemmas, and AI Jesus fanart – all in one absurd, heartfelt episode.

 

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This week on The Rich Dickman Show:

Randy drops a monstrous morning deuce and updates us on his weight (396.8), new teeth, and a clogged toilet. Rem immediately shuts down Randy’s ambitious new segment—the “Dickman Cinematic Universe.” Cody stays chill. Ray doesn’t care. It’s Masters week, baby.

We dive into handwritten fan letters, debate five (actually seven?) brand-new Dickman Dilemmas, and Cody reads a killer ad for the Mongoose Training Academy, courtesy of the Italian Stallion himself. Jiu-jitsu, kickboxing, and maybe a charity fight with Ray’s UFC cousin? Let’s go.

Dick of the Week brings absolute chaos:

• A New Jersey police chief turned chaotic evil
  
  

• A Michigan crack family with toddlers and guns
  
  

• Two NYPD rookies hitting up a brothel mid-shift
  Rem calls out Jeff for using old headlines. Robert Farley takes the crown.
  
  

This Week’s Dickman Dilemmas Include:

• Would you stalk or get stalked with invisibility?
  
  

• Bee beard for $100 million—yay or nay?
  
  

• The screaming car from hell
  
  

• Porta-potty gold: would you reach for the million?
  
  

We close with What Would Jesus Draw? – Game of Thrones Edition.

• Rem wins with “Jesus as Jon Snow” after the Battle of the Bastards
  
  

• Cody’s thorn crown line hits hard
  
  

• Randy goes full Judas/Roose Bolton
  
  

• Ray brings solemn vibes with Ned’s beheading
  
  

Plus:
🐦 Birdfeeder heists outside the dentist
💀 Randy forgets his cat’s ashes
🎮 How to get your kid addicted to Minecraft
🧠 Introducing Rem’s Antichrist alter ego: Seether Canini
🎤 Audiobooks? Wrestling? The road to Episode 301 is heating up.

 

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📞 Leave us a voicemail, draw us a Jesus, or train at the Mongoose Academy—just make sure you’re slightly better than mediocre.

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