Episode 745: I'm Sorry, I thought I took that out

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It's time for the shining Wizards.

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None. None.

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Oh yeah, it's episode 745 of theShining Wizards podcast, and
unlike Tony's drawers on a Christmas morning, we don't have
a guest tonight. We are talking Money in the
Bank. We are talking AW, or a AAA
versus the World. AW, might still be going on from
Wednesday night, so let's get right into it with some

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wrestling talk. And talk about wrestling.
Rondo. Double T.
Tony. Handsome Kevin.
Almost made it. What A.
What a sport your wife is Brendolike to to let she was all in on
the strut dance and everything. Oh yeah, she's got the moves.

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That's it. That banner should say Brendo's
wife can dance. Hey, don't sell yourself short,
buddy. Come on.
Oh yeah, you were cutting quite the rug.
There, Sir, it was a hell of a bow.
It was. That was the best part of it.
Now when are we going to get Brundo doing Hapkido video?
Somebody's got to get married again and I got to be another
best man. You don't think you can get like

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your son and all of his friends and you can just Steven Seagal,
all his friends? It's very possible.
I was going to say fighting, butthat's not fun.
That's not, that's what a cloud.There's no, There's no.
World where Steven Seagal sits down and watches that video and
he's like, yeah, I whipped all those dudes asses and then he

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gets up and takes like a grumperand has like a fucking coffee
and starts his day. I think he does.
No. Wouldn't you?
No, that thing is the most that video of him beating all them,
whatever he's doing, it's the most ridiculous thing I've ever
seen. If you had a video, you just
just just cracking ass every just pouting everybody and

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fucking he grabbed the one he walked a bitch like a dog man.
You would watch that video everyday.
He did no such thing, Handsome Kevin.
I think we watched the same video, didn't we?
Yeah. You.
You. Grabbed that little little bitch
and. Started to walk them like the
dog. You have very rose colored
glasses on. You see things very differently
than I do. You must be a miserable piece of

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shit. No, you know what a few things
can like be together at the sametime.
Doesn't take away from the fact that he can be a miserable piece
of shit. Ask him how he was doing
shooting this afternoon. How you doing buddy?
Did you get like 3V royales in arow without having to be
rebooted and helping your squad live?

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Oh, you mean somebody walked your bitch ass like a little dog
Like Segal? Come on man, you can't think
those Steven Seagal videos are real.
Happier. Than you are.
Yes, they are. You know, handsome Kevin's in a
good mood. But I I will have to say the
fact that it wasn't it, it, it shouldn't be lost on anyone that
my son helped carry him to threeof those 3.
Victims. Well, I will say that he's

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killed me in one. He killed me in one.
All right, we got it. That's Missus Brundo.
Steven Seagal with my son's friends.
Oh. That'd be amazing.
I love it, Your wife rolls. Thanks Missus Brundo.
Oh yeah, I definitely married way out of my league.

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So is she? Brunda.
That's a sweet. Father, write that down.
Is she Brunda that day that? We got a title for the night.
You people don't know like afterwhen the show's over we have
like a 20 minute show just re reading back like all the
possible titles and we just laugh our asses off.

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I'm keeping them from now on too.
I started the spreadsheet last week.
That's amazing. I love it that.
One lady that was on one time, she was boring.
Can you play Mom talking about Blubber real quick?
That one really hits me in the fields.

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All. All their blubber.
Diana. Jesus.
I love between Diana and handsome too.
Oh. She's the best, she's the best.
Can't wait to wish her a happy birthday.

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It's. Coming up, right.
It is coming up now, boy, and hopefully, hopefully when I'm in
Jersey this time, I get, I get to, we get to see each other.
You'll probably get murdered at her apartment.
Oh yeah, you got to be careful. Yeah, Like women get very
jealous over guys showing up. It may not even be their
boyfriends and they get jealous.It's.
Crazy be like that Family Guy thing when Peter walks into the

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big women thing and they all. Do you like cake?
Do you like my ass? Would you like to take out of my
ass? And he pulls out the floor and
goes well, fork looks like. It's a rusty, rusty HI.
For another adventure, we want abowl with guys named Al.

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We love guys named Al. Let's rock.
Tropic. Owl, I could see his nards
hanging out from here. He's a big man, Big man got big
nards. Big nards, how you guys doing

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this? Fine Monday evening fan.
Fucking tastic, brother. How are you?
I love the energy. I'm great.
I'm doing great. All right, see you there.
How about the top of the panel? Sorry, I'm writing down big big.
Big nards. I'm I'm doing, I'm doing fucking

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amazing. I had AI, had a great weekend,
really smoked some masks, got mesome victory royales, man.
Sunday I Sunday, I crushed Sunday, Tony, you can attest.
I sent you the stats, man. I fucking I burned the house
down on Sunday. So yeah, everything was good.
Had a great weekend. Great weekend.
Yeah, this fucking phony vegan'sreally been crushing it.
I can't even. I can't even make fun of him.

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I'm proud of the kid. Or in the house.
Don't you remember TLC? Yeah.
Was that for so fucking nice? Oh, you're going to say John?
John Redcorn. Too soon.
Well we like to keep it top too soon.
Fuck off, fuck yourself you piece of shit not.

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Even. He's not even called Jesus dude.
Whatever. OK, name my fucking house.
My house is still here. Hey Jersey cow Jesse likes the
jokes. Also how did Hansel?
Kevin we were talking me and Jesse the other night.
How did he become Jersey Cow Jesse?

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Because the first time I was outthere, right, Tony and I were,
we were driving somewhere countryside.
I don't know, maybe hey with. The country, dude.
And and there was like a kind, Iwas like, OK, so like Jersey
cows. And Tony's like, what the fuck's
a Jersey cow? And then I get we meet up with
you don't have, you know, any pizza Vita.

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And then and then you didn't know what the fuck a Jersey cow
was. It wasn't until we got back to
your place and Jesse was there and he's like, yeah, Jersey cow.
He knew all about him. That checks out.
Yeah. Speaking of peanut butter off
the balls. Not with a Jersey cow, no.

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OK, so that that well that that now we have the the story.
He had. He had knowledge beyond you.
Oh, a lot of people have knowledge beyond me, buddy.
I'm. Not going to argue.
Like a lot like at the end of. The day I'm pretty fucking.
Useless for. Being honest.

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I was thinking about this and I wanted to ask you double T
because I know that you, you, you said that you're going to be
hanging out with me and Tony when I, when I get into town.
Will we or will we not be havinglunch or dinner at Pizza Vita?
Can we go? Back to that steakhouse we went
to last year. Just to see, Just to see if

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homeboy is still there? Should I bring the statue?
What the hell was? The name of the place Alberto's
or Alfredo's or I. Have I have no idea Tropicale is
listening if he could chime and he probably remembers.
I'm not letting you 2 decide anything.
Why? We have the best time.
We decide. A wonderful time, yeah.
I'm like, you guys want to tell like some fucking ritzy fucking

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bougie steakhouse at 1:00 in theafternoon and they were not
ready for you at all. We got the water service.
Yeah, the water service was amazing and the dude was
introducing us to like, whateverfucking Greek mythology figures
he had around the place. No, I don't want anyone.
Tropical. Attaboy Tropical.

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Is maybe a question for post show but you know, is there a
way we can have the comments notcover like half of my face?
No, no. If you're only look, I

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understand some people can only listen in podcast form.
If you're not watching though, you are.
We are. We've like upped our game like
1000% and it just keeps getting funnier every single week here.
If you don't want if you don't want the words to be on your
picture, we'll just put Brundo down there.

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I hope you are laughing with us and at us.
We have so much wrestling to talk about.
There was, like Brendo said in the in the Open, some kind of
weird. He said.
Like, AW, world's collide. I don't know, he was having a
stroke or something. He hasn't covered from the
Tournament of Survival, but we got, we're gonna talk about that

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cause Brenda was there some GC dub, we got the bank, we got
some AAA World's collide, we gotAW and we have the return of
Over the top. Oh boy, Over the Top is back and

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we are going to go to AAA WWE World's Collide where Arrow star
Mr. Iguana and Octagon Junior defeated Lince Dorado, Cruz del
Toro and Dragon Lee. Lola Vice and Stephanie Vakhor
defeated Chic Tormenta and Dias Legato del Fantasmo, Anjo Berto

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and Santos Escobar defeated El Hijo del Doctor, Wagner, Junior
Pagano and Psycho Clown. Your WWENXT North American title
fatal four way Ethan Page retained against Javon Evans,
Laredo Kid and Ray Phoenix and your main event the triple-A
mega title El Hijo del Vikingo defeated Chad Gable.

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Tony take us over the top. Jellied moose nose is a delicacy
in parts of North America. Ironically, so are hairy moose
knuckles. All right, next we're going to
WWE Money in the Bank. In the women's Money in the Bank

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ladder match, Naomi defeated Alexa Bliss, Julia Ria Ripley,
Roxanne Perez and Stephanie Vancour.
In the Intercontinental title match, Dominic Mysterio retains
over Octagon Junior Women's Intercontinental title match,
Becky Lynch defeats Lyra Valkaria.
Money in the Bank Men's Money inthe Bank ladder match, Seth

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Rollins defeats Andrade El Grande del Americano, LA Knight,
Penta and Solo Sekoa and Cody Rhodes and Jay USO defeat John
Cena and Logan Paul. Tony over the top.
New Zealand has more sheep than people and the men in New

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Zealand are never lonely. Lucky I don't.
Care for? That sorry mom.
It wasn't bad. Fucking Doo aew fucking Fighter

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Fest. Jon Moxley defeats Mark Briscoe,
Mina Shirakawa and Tony Storm defeat Julia Hart and Sky Blue
Jet. Speed and Commander defeat La
Faxioning in, You know, in Gonerable in Gonorrhea Yeah in
yeah yeah. Choked on My Noble Powerhouse.

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Hobbs defeats Max Caster. Kenny Omega defeats Brodie King
and Claudio Cassignoli and Mascarata Dorado.
Will Osprey defeats Leo Rush. FTR defeats Atlantis Junior and
Templario. Is that it?
Templario? Yeah, fuck that.
Hechasaro and the Don Callas family defeat Bandido and the

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Outrunners. ROH World Television title just
for you. Double T Nick Wayne defeats AR
Fox and Lee Johnson and Sammy Guevara.
Thekla. Thekla.
That's a Name Defeats Lady Frost, Daniel Garcia and Paragon
defeat the Don Callus family. Tony, take me all over the top.

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Holy shit I thought we never finished this.
The German word for birth control is anti baby pilly.
The German word for wrestling fan on the fucking loser.

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Is it really? Fuck yeah, Ma.
How the fuck do you pronounce inGot in in in in Gabernable,
Yeah. Ingranables.
Ingranables now how many times did you watch he?
Can say it. How how many times you watch?
AAA to get those names down. Double T.
That's new Japan, buddy. Oh duh, let's let me tell you

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about Triple AI. Didn't even watch the whole
show. I watched the first match.
YouTube can YouTube. Can suck my fucking balls Pie
pie ad block. I I get I get it, but I don't
want like I stream from my phone.
So like I got home Saturday night.
So I was like, it's it takes anyone who works in a restaurant

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business like most of us when wecome like we have to unwind.
I can't just come home and go tofucking bed.
And I had an early morning yesterday, but I said, you know
what? I'm going to try and get some
world's collide in a match or two.
I get settled for bed. I brush my teeth, all that jazz,
lay down. Boom, I started.
I skip the fucking. All the fucking whatever.

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The national America the fucking.
National America. Yeah, I skipped all that
bullshit with all those fucking weirdos in the ring.
I don't give a shit about none of that.
And then I start the first match.
Hey, here we go. We get the intros.
Fucking Conan's the epitome of whatever fucking nonsense Hit
kept fucking falling out of his face.
Like I don't know, I'm like a minute and 1/2 into the match

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and right in like the middle of a spot there's like an ad like
the and I was like Oh my God. Like I don't know if this is how
it was live, but it probably took me like an extra like 4
minutes to get through the opening match.
And I was like, this is just like at one point there's a spot
where Arrowstar like is like jumping off the top rope and it

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just like goes to an ad. Like he's mid fight and it just
goes to an AD. And I was like, oh man, I mean,
I got to see the iguana and I'm a big fan.
The iguana made me laugh. You're sold on Iguana.
I love the iguana. OK, OK, but you only that's the
only match you watched? Yeah, I probably could have gone
back today, honestly, but I wanted to watch Money in the
Bank, which I got through, and Ihad to do homework, so I just, I

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would. It'd be such a dream if they
just put it on a fucking Peacock.
Yep, yeah, 100%. So you, you missed some of the
like, I, I think Conan and Graves as a team was fucking
spectacular. Like it was amazing to listen to
them on commentary and Conan know when to cut.

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Like there was so many times when the pinfall was happening,
he would be in the middle of something.
He let the 1-2 and then he'd pick his point back up like, and
he was, he was, he had to shed alot of light on a lot of
different topics. And it was, it was interesting
for some. Like I used to watch AAA on
Mundoz so and I haven't in years, but to now come back to
it and watch it with with Conan in like the video packages kind

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of sharing more of the history and that kind of stuff like
reintroducing it. That part of the show was was
fantastic. I think.
I think they knocked that out ofthe park.
Iguana. I don't know.
If it's so. Fucking dumb.
It's genius and I love it. Or if it's so fucking dumb I
hate it. Like I don't know which way to
go with it. Like this is the kind of shit
that normally drives me nuts, right?

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This isn't the kind of shit where just I lose my shit and
I'm fucking out. But I don't know if it's, it's
just that like particular palette, a genius that I might
fucking love it. Yeah, I mean, I here's I think
the and I only again, I watched 11 match and Matthew, Matthew
Burch I watched live and I didn't have any ads.
I don't have an ad block or anything like that.

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I didn't watch it live, Matthew and I don't know HK or Brendo.
I know Brendo, you were at Tournament of Survival.
I didn't get a chance to watch this at all actually.
I caught up on everything yesterday.
OK, so you watched on YouTube? No, no, I'm meaning like I
didn't get AI, didn't get to watch.
I had to watch Money in the Bankyesterday.

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That's all I had time for. Yeah, I I do like, but you could
what I enjoyed from the first match is it was not presented as
I think they really caught the AAA flair.
I don't think it was presented like AWWE show.
And I think maybe that kind of makes Mr. Iguana a little more
tolerable 'cause it's not like Mr. Iguanas using the iguana on

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like solo Sakoa or right? Like it's like, OK, like this is
like this is lucha libre. This is traditional lucha libre.
Like, you know, I mean, I could,I don't, I, I would like to go
back and watch the rest of the show.
How many times did Conan refer to the WWE brass?

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Not enough where it bothered me,I guess.
Like he, he. Four times in the first match.
Yeah, I mean, he, it was obviously peppered in throughout
the show, but not enough where Ilatched onto it.
He did. He did reference the crowd
having the time of their life numerous times.
And that was like, that was the one over and over again.
I was like, all right, I get it.Like they're having the time in
their life. But like I say, him and Graves

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as a team I I really enjoy. And it was nice that it was nice
to watch a wrestling event wherethe commentators aren't just
screaming at me the entire time.That was, that was really
fucking refreshing. I, I, I really enjoyed what they
did. Really, they did.
Yeah, I liked so now I the the six man 2 I enjoyed very much,

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you know, and the and I do thinkGraves and Conan, they they had
great chemistry and they really put over lucha libre.
But like, I don't know, like they're like, oh, Cruz de la
Toya del Toro, like we don't seethis fire from him.
Like so now does he go back to being like, I don't know what
like I don't know what he does in the LWO or is this like, is

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he going to be a specific guy that only works like this AAA
crossover? Like I'm very curious to see
where this all leads. They kind of like he showed out
but like now what does that meangoing forward?
Like does he just go back to being in the fucking LWO and
losing to like the Wyatt 6 or isthis like a springboard for him?

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Right. Yeah, that's a good question.
I don't, I don't, I really don'tknow what the answer is, really
don't know what the answer is. I think that the event as a
whole though was was very enjoyable.
The one thing that I didn't catch myself was going, OK,
another arm drag, another Hurricane Rana, another head
scissors. Where are the fucking tag rules?

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Like another we're going flying.Like those type of things still
fucking bother me. But I don't know if I was a
little bit more taller, tolerable, or tolerated it more
because it was a AAA show and itkind of reminded me of when I
used to watch AAA, you know whatI mean?
Like I didn't know if that was that played into it, but I don't
know. It was fun.
I still don't like Vikingo. That's not that.

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Shit's never going to change. Love Gable.
Gable's a stud if I can go. Ain't for me.
I was surprised that Dias got the spot considering that she's
been around forever. And she is not good.
Yeah, I've I've always heard that.
She used to be in CMLL for yearstoo.
I listen to every once in a while a lucha podcast and they

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always shit all over diocese or Dalius or whatever her name is.
Diocese. Yeah.
I don't know how you pronounce it.
Yeah, they've never had a good thing to say about her, so.
But she's apparently always beenlike in those big spots.
So she probably knows somebody, bang somebody or a little, both.
Why not both? Yeah.

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I could be wrong. I think she's somebody famous's
daughter. So does with with Iguana,
obviously over the weekend kind of shot to like stardom, you
know, like quick and they already are, you know, selling
his his T-shirt and figuring outother ways to to try and try and

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merchandise him. Does he, do they try and slide
him in quickly on the on the other NXT or Raw or Smackdown?
Do you think they take advantageof that?
I think they should with NXTII, think he would fit in really
well there. Just work there, you know once a
week, spend the rest of the timein Mexico.
A good way to get them in, get them some reps instead of

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putting them on like Smackdown or Raw right away.
Did you? Did you, did you buy?
Did you buy the iguana? Were you like, were you in on a
do you? Because you've seen some of this
shit, right? I've seen, I've actually seen
Mr. Iguana before years ago at some guy who had a magic Dong
show that it can no longer be wrestle anywhere.

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He had a animal match and Mr. Iguana was one of the ones and
he he impressed me back then. He was like all in on the
gimmick. So he's only gotten better
since. That's cool.
Dias is Mario to Negra married? Jesus Christ married to Negra
Casas. Oh yeah, that makes complete
sense. Yes, or her son-in-law is psycho

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clown and diamante, not diamante.
Diamante Zul, I believe. Yeah, that's a big family in
Mexico. Negra Casas is a He's a legend
over there. Yeah, he is.
Yeah, he is. Brando, not Brando.
Sorry. Jesus HK, what was your favorite
match from the The World's Collide show?

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Boy, that's a hard 10. Yeah, yeah.
It well, I can tell you that thethe the Dell Phantasma versus
like that six man tag, I really enjoyed even when it like even
when it fell apart, like right away from the the intros, like
when Wagner came out, I would, Iwould, I was fucking happy.

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I was pumped. I'm a Wagner guy, you know what
I mean? Like that just the presentation
of of him and it's not, it's notan over the top type of over the
top type of a presentation, you know what I mean?
It was just that the music was right and all that.
I'm not much for the the clowns.Like I I'm not into that that
type of shit. I thought Gable was great.
Like Kingo is is still just a botched monster.

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Like that's that's just I saw. That one into the corner, that
was rough. I just don't.
I don't need to see him anymore at all.
But the the the. I do want to cut you off real
fast. Matthew Birch.
Mr. Iguana should join Chase U and then University. $5000 idea
there, baby. Yeah, Matthew, weren't your job

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at NXT? That's a brilliant idea.
I didn't mean to cut you off. A No, no, man, that was, that
was that was, that is fucking beautiful.
I would probably, I would probably say the the 6th man.
Yeah, probably have to go the 6th man.
Which one the? Opener.
That was one thing too that I didn't, that I didn't I didn't

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necessarily care for. That's not to take away from the
main event again Gables fantastic.
I just I don't like vikingo too many tag matches, too many multi
man matches like the only the only one-on-one was the main
event and that that fucking bothered me.
But. That's that's what they do
though there. I know, I know that that might

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be why I stopped watching them on Mundo.
So I don't know. I just got tired of this shit.
I'm not sure, but as as like something different.
I boy, I really I really enjoyedit.
I'll watch it again. I'll watch it.
The ads did fucking drive me nuts, though.
Double T you're you're right, right on the nuts with that.
Yeah, it was, yeah. So I would.

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I just would like to. I'd be excited if they put it on
the Peacock. Yeah.
Where do you, Tony? Did you get to watch any worlds
collide? I watched, I watched part of the
six man. What was the opening match
'cause I think I watched, I think I watched the opening
Aerostar Iguana Octagon Junior, Lindsay Dorado LWOI only saw

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spots of it. I did watch the main event.
I went back and watched it causeso many people were talking such
like like great praise for it. I really enjoyed it.
It's amazing how when Vikingo fits into a match and he can
work. He proved it here.
He's more than just climbing theropes, waiting for people to

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line up and hitting moves. The guy can work.
Chad Gable was a perfect opponent for him and some of the
high spots from both of them when they hit the crowd was up
for him. It was good.
Conan on commentary was actuallygood.
I enjoyed him for this, you know, and to be honest with you,
like I know eventually they wentback to the table and usually

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like when stuff like that happens, it's kind of like, you
know, nothing's going to happen until one of them goes through
the table. Like, you know, they're just
going to keep going. It was so good.
I forgot that they even set the table up.
And that's a that's a huge point, because when they went
back to the table, finally, it looked like Vikingo was going to
put him through. And then Chad Gable hits him
through. Nuts.

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Absolutely nuts. I really love this match.
The perfect main event for a show like this.
I want, I want to ask you, Tony,because I had made the point
while you had stepped away, the the commentary was refreshing.
Conan did a great job, but he did a great job of like even
midpoint stopping when there wasa pin attempt and letting it go
1-2 kick out if it was a kick out, but also just having not

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having commentators yell at you the entire match.
Was it like that was part of therefreshingness of the commentary
on this card, was it not? And yes, and Conan let what's
his nuts just be who he was. Corey Graves.
Corey Graves, thank you. Let him take control.
Corey Graves was on the money with this show.

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I want to say it was almost likehe was calling the show himself,
but it wasn't because Conan knewexactly when to pepper and
comments exactly when to build stuff up.
And sometimes he's a little too inside baseball with like, oh,
he's trying to get the crowd into it.
It's like you don't really need to tell us that.
Like we get that to what's happening.
But it's nice that he was like just sitting back and filling in

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the gaps when they needed to be filled in and not filling them
in when they didn't need to be filled in.
You know, I really enjoyed the shit out of it.
Yeah. No, I'm look, I'm curious to see
what's next for this partnership, right.
Like they have, they have a lot of great P like they have a lot
of good pieces here. Like they can do a lot.

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There's another show in I think next week.
It's a AAA show, but I think Phantasmo's team is going to be
on it. I know TNA, the Nemeths team or
the Nemeths are. Going to be there.
Yeah. Is this going to be is this
going to be another YouTube presentation?
I. Don't know, it's a it's a

(31:02):
fantastic mania, fantastic maniaor whatever.
They one of their big show Triple Mania.
Yeah. Well, let me ask you guys, what
did you think of the fact that like for the first good 5 to 7
minutes, they were actually doing like a little bit of 1
upsmanship and chain wrestling and getting out of moves and

(31:22):
countering each other with like leg sweeps and takedowns.
And then, you know, like Gable almost gets the ankle lock but
but the Kingo rolls out of it. And then there's like a rollover
for a penitent, you know, like things like I enjoyed the shit
out of that dude. I was like salivating.
I'm like this is all. And and it.
Puts Vikingo in that perspectivewhere he's not just the spot
monkey, he's like, he can wrestle, let him fucking

(31:45):
wrestle. You know he's he's.
Not just a spot monkey, he's also a botch monster.
Yeah, but not here. Like, did you really see
anything that was like, you know?
Oh, he he had he had a couple spots there that were, that were
real rough, that were real roughthat didn't, you know, didn't
need to be. So I, I can't, I can't argue
your point on that. The the 1st 5 to 7 minutes,

(32:05):
Tony, I can't, I can't, but I picks up and he does.
The unnecessary is when his shitfalls apart.
What did you what did he do thatyou think was unnecessary?
You think like the the the the the what you call it.
Not the shit on the on the apronwhen he did the role.
Yeah, yeah. Maybe they couldn't do without

(32:25):
that, but that fucking poison, Rhonda, that he nailed, that was
something else. I fucking popped for that one.
Yeah. He had he had a really good
dance partner too. That that that plays it a lot.
Of course, of course. And there wasn't.
Chad Gable, I felt, was never standing, waiting for him to do
something to him. Are you sure?
I didn't, I didn't think so. Listen, maybe it's the fact.

(32:50):
Maybe it's the fact that I'm so used to him waiting around
because of AEW. Yeah, but.
This was this was very refreshing.
Now you're going to make me go back and watch it.
You're going to ruin it for. Me.
MK in the house, don't take thisaway from me.
HKI liked it, leave me alone. Tropical says the problem is he

(33:14):
only nails 25% of his moves. 25%of the time it works every time.
I mean, it's kind of tired. They're high risk maneuvers, you
know they're not. And can I tell you, Lillian
Garcia was on the fucking money for this show?
Watching her here and then watching Alicia Taylor for all
the WWE shit really makes me want Lillian Garcia to come

(33:36):
back. Yep.
Alicia Taylor to me always feelslike a like a dollar store.
Samantha Irvine. Yeah, but I.
Really didn't care for Samantha Irvine either.
Like it's just like, it's like no, stop, fucking stop, stop.
I'll take her over fucking Roberts any day.

(34:01):
Eat a shit. That's what happens when we, you
know, we grew up with the fucking Fink.
Now everybody has to what is this?
I'll say Lillian is better than the Fishing War 100.
Is that what they? Caller, let me, yeah, let me let
me explain to you. What that's all about so.
Going back to Mania, Oh yes, yeah.

(34:25):
Yeah. So.
The first the I thought I got home and I hadn't I had the
opportunity to to to turn on God.
What was it money in the bank yet?
And the first, the first text I get was from Tropicale in the
group and he says the fucking fishing lure is back.

(34:46):
Yeah, so what's what's Samantha Irving been doing?
She got an album yet? I think so.
She dropped a single, I know that.
But Nicole put it in my husband's butt.
Yes, put it in my husband's buttin lieu in lieu of the World's
Collide thing. I don't know if any of you guys
had a chance to watch it, but WWE Vault on YouTube put out the

(35:09):
pilot episode of Festival de Lucha from WCW 9th January 27th,
1999. I watched this the other day.
There's no commentary. I saw this a couple months ago.
Oh, did you really? Yeah, they put it out.
I thought I put it in the chat that it was there and it was
just such a weird experience. It's definitely weird.

(35:33):
Yeah. The The Vault put up the full
unaired pilot six days ago. So where were you founded?
Kudos to you, Sir. Yeah, I watched it a while.
Ago and I know double T and I had talked about this and and I
had asked you and I'm going to ask the rest of the guys here
didn't they do like a WCW like lucha libre special not like a

(35:53):
show but it was like I don't know if it was a in like in
lines with a pay-per-view it. Was.
Worlds collide. Worlds collide.
It was AAA and WCW. What was the set?
All I really remember is the set.
I watched it years. Ago.
I'm pretty sure it was like, in,in the same vicinity.
Los Angeles. Yeah, it was in the Los Angeles
Memorial Sports Arena. The show's boyfriend wrestled on

(36:15):
the show. So did Chris.
Rod. No.
James Franco. Luis Piccoli.
Did you say James Franco? No, he said.
Dennis Rodman. Well, Dennis Rodman, also Tito
Santana wrestled on this card. Horriba.
Well, he's fucking Mexican. Of course they got to put him on
there. Chico, Chico.

(36:36):
It's funny, right? Like, so Chico Mexican wrestler,
not a luchador at all. Like, isn't that weird?
Like just to say that, think about it when when you say
Mexican wrestler, you think likemasks and flips and pageantry.
You don't. Really like it's.

(36:56):
Not where you're like Tito, you know, Chico, I'm telling you,
Chico Santana fucking heal. World champion written all over
it. Missed opportunity.
I kind of want to go. Back and watch this world's
collide like the original. I think I watched that not too
long ago, too. Like, that's the, that's the

(37:18):
breakout. Eddie Guerrero, you know, Art
bar match, obviously. But there's like Rey Mysterio's
on there too, isn't he? Yeah.
It's, what is it called? Madonna's boyfriend and
psychosis against Mysterio Junior.
Heavy metal and Latin lover. Why'd you say heavy metal?
Heavy metal. Is that like Casey Katal?

(37:41):
Yeah, Casey Katal. Chris Benoit too cold Scorpio
and Tito Santana against Jerry Estrada, La Parka and Blue
Panther. How's that for a six man?
I just I just saw blue blue. Panther at the Battle Riot.
Jesus fucking Battle Riot. Jesus Christ fucking MLW.

(38:02):
Did you watch there too? Did you watch their fucking what
is it chamber Wars or whatever the fuck was Saturday Chamber of
wars? No, I.
Haven't haven't a war. Chamber.
Wait, what? Chamber was Saturday?
Yeah, yeah. War Chamber was Saturday.
I thought that was like can't miss T.
VHK. No, he only watches the battle.
Oh, the Battle Riot. Yeah, battle riots.
More Wait, wait, wait. Who was in the War chamber?

(38:23):
I need to know who the teams were.
Now you got. Now you picked my IT.
Was the boar horseman against the?
The Boar Horseman. Yeah, Brock Anderson or
whatever. And you know, I like CW, but.
All right, I'll give it to you. Tony, I just saw CW 2.
I watched the tribute to Extreme2.
Jesus Christ. Who didn't you see I.

(38:45):
Don't. Know all right, Tony.
It was the Bumaye Fight Club. Alex Kane, Mr. Thomas, Matthew
Justice and Paul London against the Rogue Horseman.
Bobby Fish, Brett Ryan Gosling, Brock Anderson and CW Anderson.
Brett Ryan Gosling. Bro, I don't.
Make the gimmicks. I just read the fucking names

(39:05):
dude. Remember when MLW was so good?
Yep, with Dynasty and Selena. Teddy Hart fucking low key was
even good during that run. The Von Erichs were up and
coming at that point. Yeah.
Davey Smith. Yeah, this is this.

(39:26):
This doesn't look. I mean, it look, Azteca.
It looks like Hammerstone is back there.
I know what Hammerstone was hooking up with Davey Boy's
sister. Yeah, I remember that storyline.
This is a lot. Well, who are they working with?
CMLL Mance Porter was there too,drinking his light beers,
Working for MLW Blue Panther Junior, Dark Panther.

(39:49):
Kojima's still there. Tom Lola was wearing his Daisy
Dukes. Matt Riddle, Donovan.
We had Violence is forever, for God's sakes.
Yeah, Green. Oh, Akiro Kwan is still there.
Filthy Bros. Matt Riddle and Tom Waller.
They. Lost.
They lost to Baba Thunder and Mads Kruger.

(40:12):
Baba Thunder. Baba Thunder.
He's a Polish professional wrestler.
Baba Thunder Any relation to Baba Buoy?
Oh, it's the avocado. Baba.
Pado's Baba Louie and you said he was Polish.
This is what it Yes, Baba Kado'sPolish.

(40:32):
This is what it's Wikipedia sayshe's from fucking.
He'd be like Katowski. His real name is Babatunde
Lakazi Ayyabushi. Yes, that's fucking Polish.
100%. He's in the fucking Wikipedia.
Cause Wikipedia is fucking correct 100% of the time.

(40:55):
Polish. Babatunde.
Yep, Polish. He's the bossy and crowd on the
fucking weekends. Played for the American, the
Polish American Football League.Football giants.
Raw clot because he played for the Football League.
Doesn't mean he's Polish, says his.

(41:16):
Mother's Polish. Polish mother and an immigrant
Nigerian father. Well, maybe.
OK, Dabo's a little lighter skinned, isn't he?
Police refer to him as Baba Thunder, Baba Thunder, Baba
Thunder. Thunderski.
All right. Thunderwitz.

(41:40):
Fucking. MLW ruins everything they really
do. What a horseshit fucking card
this is. Court Bauer got a bazillion
dollars in that fucking lawsuit with McMahon and he comes up
with Babatunde the Polish power.Does he give him the fucking
Polish hammer too? Or is it the Baba Baba Baba
Hammer? Well, Tony, if you can clear

(42:01):
your calendar on June 26th, the the Melrose Ballroom in Queens,
NY for Summer of the Beasts. Oh, what's on Summer of the
Beasts? Matt Riddle versus KENTA.
I'm out. Yuki Kamafuji against Wakana
Yuahuri. Not not turned around yet.
Kushida versus TBA doors gettingfurther away.

(42:24):
Brock Anderson versus Anthony Green.
Taking a step back. And a lightning match.
Walking away has. Has to be under a certain amount
of time. Paul London against neon.
Is neon related to hologram? Should be let's.
See Neon very little on his wiki.
Not Oh. I wonder if it's on Lucha wiki

(42:46):
though. Oh, check out his Polish
profile. Chuck Cage match, they got
everything there. Let's see.
Oh look at Neon. He's a former Rev Pro U
undisputed British CruiserweightChampion, two time CMLL World
Trios champion with Moscarito Dorado, and Star Junior also

(43:08):
with Mystico and Moscarito Dorado there.
You go OK, he. Not a lot of notes here.
Debuted as Promastico probably, but he loves.
He loves space. Galaxy and so chose the name of
an atmospheric component, Neon. It's a fucking element.

(43:32):
Hey, I didn't write the fucking no dude, I'm.
Afraid. Of so get on there and fix it.
Atmospheric component, yeah, yeah.
You got to come up with a bettergimmicks Double T.
Do I have any right to go on Lucha wiki and change things?
Can I do that? Sure, why not?
And just put it's a fucking element.

(43:54):
What's Maestro, brother Family. Master.
Master. Yeah, that's in Lucha
Underground. That's the Vampiro was Pentas
maestro. Master, well, his this I don't
understand Spanish. This old, this old guy has some
relation to him. El Hejo del Gladiator and I'm

(44:18):
Gladiator too at the gangbang atthe Y all right off off of I'm
done with Lucia Wiki. We'll go back.
Yes please. Are we done with the fucking
lucha whores? We're done with the AAA, but
we're on to money in the bank and for somebody who hates picks
so much man, he is just putting out perfect, perfect scores.

(44:42):
Tony wins the weekend with A5 and O record Brundo 4 and one,
which now ties Tony and Brundo at 74 and 20.
I am at 71 and 23 because I wentthree and two and HK 68 and 26.
I know HK came up short in both Money in the Banks.
I picked Logan Paul and John Cena because I thought they were

(45:04):
going to ruin wrestling and I think you ruined your picks.
I. Have plenty of time, We're in
June and I think Tony was the only one who picked Naomi to win
the women's money in the bank. That's right.
I took I took Julia and Brundo and HK took Lexa Bliss.
Yes. I was leaning towards Roxanne,

(45:26):
and then I realized she's in that Judgment Day storyline.
I figured they're not going, they're not going to push her
towards that. Thought it was a great spot for
Alexa. I also thought it was a great
spot for Solo. I thought there's there's going
to be a lot more story to tell there with with Fatou and Solo.
So I didn't think that Seth needed to to to get the to get

(45:47):
the damn thing. Disappointed me.
Disappointed me. Seth makes sense.
Naomi makes sense. Like, yeah, watching it like
where this her story is like it makes perfect sense.
Now. I was going for like a, you
know, they're calling up all these girls from NXT.
You figure one of them maybe gets the the briefcase.
But I I was looking past the Naomi, Jade, Bianca story.

(46:11):
Now EO Sky fits in there if he's, you know, so whatever.
Overall, though, I enjoyed, I enjoyed Money in the Bank.
I will complain about Pat McAfee.
I think I'm. Oh, God, yeah.
You speak, you talk about not orpeople not yelling before.
Jesus Christ, did McAfee need toshut the hell up?

(46:33):
Yeah, I liked the addition of Wade.
I liked him and Michael Cole. But Mcafee's just like, I don't
know, it's too, it's too, it's too much.
I will tell you this when they started talking about comparing
nipples between Grande cappuccino.
And Chad Gable. That fucking had me.

(46:54):
That really had me. He's like, I did my research
call. I will tell you in the women's
money in the bank who bothered me was the teamwork between
Stephanie and Julia, Roxanne andJulia.
Julia. Yeah, yeah.

(47:15):
Where they bolt, like I don't know, there's a spot where they
are both going to climb the ladder and then Rhea Ripley
comes in the ring and the long of the short is they end up
double teaming her. And.
Covering her ladders, but at onepoint only Roxanne is fighting
Rhea Ripley. Like why isn't Julia or

(47:35):
Stephanie, whoever was there? Why didn't she just like climb
the ladder? She's just kind of standing
there holding her, her tits justlike waiting for like her turn.
And I. I was kind of like annoyed by
that. Like I get it, they were they're
working together, but like it could have been that's if I'm
I'm picking this there. But that kind of bugged me.

(47:57):
And Naomi did the same shit too.She stopped and she looked
around and she looked around like my son was watching this
match, the women's match with me.
And he's like, what is this stupidity?
This is bullshit. Why are they fucking setting
these things up? Who cares?
Climb the fucking ladder and winthe thing.
They had wrong. Who was it?
Roxanne and Bliss at one point were climbing that like 8 foot

(48:19):
ladder and I'm looking like jeez, if one's on each other's
shoulders they still might not reach.
I'd like to see that. I think that Dominic and Octagon
was kind of a kind of a toss match, toss match.
But I will say this, losing 1 match isn't burying fucking

(48:41):
everybody. Everybody used to shut the hell
up. That was just.
Oh, yeah. That's the big.
Across across the socials. Oh, they bring them in to bury
them. It's one fucking match.
Get get your head out of your ass.
I think that the ladies match, the ladies match was actually
the money in the bank ladies match was more entertaining to
me than the than the men's. Like I think I got more

(49:02):
enjoyment out of that match. And I think a lot of it had to
do with the fact that there wasn't outside interference on
top of outside interference. That was, that was something I
really, I really liked. I, I don't know what you guys
think. I, I still fucking hate that
they, they had fought to turn onsolo here.
I there's, there's more, there'smore legs to that.

(49:25):
I mean, we had the divide. It's been coming right, so and
you still have Tomatonga and Tongaloa and of course your
favorite hiccolo somewhere in the yeah, I don't know.
It didn't seemed weird. It was weird for I feel like

(49:48):
it's a missed opportunity, right.
Why wouldn't Seth has the case now, right.
We have Braun, we have Bronson Reed.
Like why wouldn't we do like a Jacob Solo and JC against these
guys? The Seth Rollins like kind of
set that up there and then to golike what does now Solo on his
own, like where is Tamatongo andTangaloa fit?

(50:09):
Like does anybody give a shit? What's?
Cobb. Doing.
What's? Cobb's gonna be with Cobb's
gonna be with Solo. Solo brought him in and they've
kind of had like, or Jacob and Cobb or, you know, Jacob never
really trusted Cobb. I think what they're doing with
Jacob is they're just trying to strike where the iron's hot with
him. Like he is super getting super

(50:31):
reactions and everything. And at this point, we'll like, I
guess, why fight it? Yeah, and you?
Shoot him to the moon. Sorry, Solo was supposed to be
like, you know, the quiet Assassin, the Destroyer.
Now he's just like a fucking goofy Samoan guy.
I like solo. Yeah, he he got me a couple

(50:52):
chuckles in that match. But he's but he's not like he's
not the killer that he was brought in as now he's just like
a fucking silly guy. You know what I'm saying?
Is that because? Fatu came in and displaced that.
Yeah, Fatu is an animal. I agree with Brundo.
They got a strike while the iron's hot.
And honestly, like what are we waiting for?
We waiting for the other fuckingthe other fucking STP guy to

(51:14):
come back? You know what I'm saying?
Like, what's left? What's really left?
Yeah, no, it's, it's, you know, once Roman toppled the the
bloodline and got his Ulalafa back or whatever the fuck it is,
and then, and then Heyman turnedhis back on, but, like, Roman's
nowhere to be found, right. He's been, he's been gone for a
minute now. Like, does anyone give a shit

(51:34):
about Solo Sukawa? No, it's all Jacob Fatu.
Yeah. All gas, no brakes, whatever the
fuck he. Says all he did was lose last
year too. He lost a Cody.
How many times he lost a early night Roman everybody guy
couldn't buy a win. Pull that up, Brenda.
That's a great question. A great point.

(51:55):
Tropicale wants to know de Solo just disappear after this
because he doesn't have the juice of Fatu.
I don't think there's any way that happens myself.
No, he. He's still, he's still a good
wrestler. I don't think he's going to be
top of the card guy, but you know, he he's still going to be
good as a like a middle card guyfor sure for years.
He becomes make a difference fortwo.
What if yeah, what if he what ifhe, what if you?

(52:16):
What if you throw his solo in with with Haman's new new group
there? Can I ask you guys a question
Can. I ask you a question.
Are you guys feeling Haman's group?
Does it do anything for you? I think every time I see Bronson
and Bronn come out, they just feel like absolute killers.

(52:40):
And I do like that. So in that way, and especially
like when they came out and brawled with Jacob and and Jeff
Cobb, I was like fucking Moon Stem there.
Yeah, but you know what botheredme about this stuff is going get
him out here, Get him out here. And then they cut and they're
just like fucking just slowly walking down the fucking aisle.

(53:02):
Like, Seth is in like dire straits right here.
He needs his guy. And they're fucking hot dogging
it. And the fucking unless they were
waiting for Chad Gable to set upfor the spear.
I mean, they're just fucking like, they're not like running
out, you know, like, get down here.
Hurry up there. Yeah.
I don't know, Tony. I don't know where I am on them.

(53:24):
Yeah, I'm. I'm kind of like, I don't know
if I could take him or leave himyet.
I think that the dynamic of Sethand Heyman isn't there.
Yeah, I, I think I think that's what it is because Heyman
obviously one of the one of the best promo guys that that you'll
ever find. Seth is great on a promo too.
But they also they deliver similar promos a lot of the time

(53:46):
just to do with with their theirups and downs.
So I think that connection isn'tthere for me.
Now, if Seth was out and they had somebody else in there, this
group might do a little bit for more for me right now.
I am intrigued to see where it goes, though.
I'm not. I'm not saying I'm out on it
yet, that's for sure. Do that to to, I think Brenda or
Tony, you guys said, like do we need solo?

(54:09):
Does this group need another guyor two?
I don't think so. I think it's fine the dynamics
fine the way it is. Otherwise, it's going to start
getting watered down. Three guys.
Three guys is enough. Three guys play pull.
That. Yeah.

(54:30):
You can pull that too. Oh yeah.
I'll tell you I loved Becky Lynch, Lyra.
They have such great chemistry. And I'll tell you this, Becky
Lynch. What?
You're shaking your head. I just.
How many times is she going to tease a fucking wardrobe

(54:51):
malfunction for it not to happen?
All right, How many times? How many times?
How many fucking times is it going to happen where I'm like,
what? No, fuck me.
You know they make this thing called the Internet.
I know, but the ones? I want to see are there.

(55:12):
Just put it in AI. I'm sure they got AI brazing
out. You know that Brenda fly, but I
I I like so we watched the woman's money in the bank and
then here comes Lyra and now Beck.
Becky looks she's completely look a completely different
outfit. I think these ladies are
fantastic, but they all dress the fucking same.
Here's Becky. Now Becky looks like she's

(55:33):
wearing some hefty garbage bags and a fucking T-shirt I made
when I was in MBW. Like I was like, she fucking
just looks different. She stands out and she's the
fucking man. Looks like shit.
That's OK. I liked it.
She wrestled the camera, pants falls off.
Yeah, they missed a fucking pullthe tights, but I don't know if
that was by design. Yeah, wrong camera angle for

(55:55):
that too. Terribly wrong camera.
Camera angle. Camel angle.
Over the top. And now Becky is the IC
champion. I think Lyra should get a little
tip of the cap. She did a great job with her
first IC Championship run. Not just at the cap no Lyra I've

(56:22):
I've always been a big fan of her.
I think she's she's dynamite in the ring.
I think that her promo work is is definitely getting there.
Becky with the belt. I think that all of us kind of
figured that that was what was going to happen here.
But the post match antics of Lyra and her kind of taken taken
Becky to task there. It gives her an edge, it gives

(56:43):
it gives her another layer to the character, which I really
appreciate. I think that's something now I,
I know a lot of people watch WWEand they, they feel like the
women don't get their due. So like to, to, to give depth to
this character, Lyra's character.
I think that's a plus. Now what they do with it, on the
other hand, you know, is a completely different story.

(57:06):
But I really like the match. I thought it was a great match.
I'm just she doesn't get lost inthe shuffle after this.
Like I have a feeling like she'll get another match, but
this is going to lead to Bailey and Becky eventually.
So I'm hoping she gets maybe like a push up, maybe be in the
Queen of the Ring, get a good run there.

(57:31):
Queen of the Ring coming soon, right?
Starting tonight. Oh boy, Yep.
And it ends in what? Saudi Right again?
Yeah. Yeah, didn't did they announced
that the winner is getting a title shot, didn't they?
At SummerSlam, yeah. Nope.
Perfect. Love it.
Yeah, so the they're going to dowhat?

(57:51):
Qualifying matches in the secondround is Raw versus Smack Down
semifinals and the finals will be held at the Night of
Champions, with the winner getting a title match at
SummerSlam. Freaking awesome.
Love it. That's what I always wanted him
to do. Always John Cena, Logan Paul,
Cody Rhodes, Mr. USO back here if you need me.

(58:20):
What did you guys, what did you guys think?
I kind of was. I, I didn't really give a shit
until the end. Didn't give a shit either until
the end. I don't really give a shit about
anytime Logan Paul's on, but I mean, this I, I kind of figured
it, it was going to go with. I mean, we all kind of figured

(58:41):
the way who was going to win it.So it's just a matter of how.
I I didn't. I took the.
Oh yeah, that's right. Another another main event that
ends with interference. Go fuck yourself.
Oh, stop at you. Just go fuck yourself.

(59:03):
Another one. How many events in a row is this
now? Main event interference finish.
What mania? Mania hadn't it had to have
interference, right? Yeah.
Travis Scott. Travis Scott.
Yeah. Backlash and then an event.
Yeah, this I. Guess the nation chamber I guess
probably didn't or did it. No, Elimination Chamber didn't

(59:30):
one and then we had the turn after Cena one.
Yeah, but Seth also was eliminated and then interfered
on Punk, so I don't know if thatcounts already.
Knock it off. Just knock.
It off even with Ron killings you, you didn't like that.

(59:50):
I I'm happy for him. Good, good for him, right?
Everybody cried and they got their way, but at the same time
like. What a Dick.
That's what happened. I like him, I'm not anti Ron
killings but what why why are westill doing this?
It's all part of the show. Knock.

(01:00:12):
Knock it fucking off. First of all, Triple H is the
worst person ever to do these stupid post show press
conferences with. He he makes himself look like
such a fucking dildo. He's saying one thing, R truth
is saying another. Reports are saying Nick Kahn got
involved, that he was released, Ron Killings was released, and

(01:00:35):
that he was fielding other appearances for other companies
before Nick Kahn got involved with the contract dispute.
Because apparently when Ron R Truth found out he was being
released, it was not from AWWE higher up.
It was from like some like fucking.
Fucking Beth in accounting. Yeah, pretty much.

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He got his shit sent to him in agarbage.
Bag like his pants. I don't know it's it was cool,
but like I don't know where it like where does he like OK, he
fit like this spot, but like he's fucking 51 years old.

(01:01:17):
Like where does Ron Killings like fit in this main event
scene with John Cena, Cody Rhodes, Jay USO, Seth Rollins,
CM Punk? Gunther.
He fucking doesn't. He never has.
He's a bit player. He's a great player at his bit,
but that's what he is man. That's what he is.
What do they? Does anybody know how long his

(01:01:38):
his contract is for? I hope they gave him three
months. Everybody can cry again.
Why the vitriol against Ron? The truth killings.
Hey, I I nothing against Ron killings, I've always enjoyed
his work, but like he is a bit player.
That's that's what he is. That's what he's always been.
Nothing against his bit. I enjoy his bit, but that's what

(01:02:01):
he is. So when people like just the
backlash and bullshit go away. Go away and main event
interference. He's always going to have a spot
though. I mean, John's been cheating
every fucking match to win. You don't think he deserved a
little comeuppance? Of course he did.

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Yeah, that's what he got. Could have done it after the
match. No, Why?
What's the point? That's AW booking, son.
What's the point? During the match again?
That shit after the match again,I can't watch it too much.
AW, yeah, I think you're starting to like it.
No, I'm not. Like you think it.
I fucking hate it. I fucking don't think you do.

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So I've fucking heard it. You're looking like Tony Khan
now. I would never look like Tony
Khan. You just did.
Do it after the match. Do it after the match.
Never going to be happy. He came back and I get a clean
finish. No Johnson, he needed to take
that L Fuck him. He hasn't lost since he came
back. He deserved this loss with the
belt shot and all. Yeah, why not?

(01:03:04):
Just a simple distraction? Because fuck him that's why.
A simple distraction would have Muppets.
How many belt shots and Dick kicks is he going to get away
with? As many as it.
Takes, well, it didn't take thatmany, because our truth fucking
put a stop to it, he said. Fuck you.
Yeah. Cena should have kicked.
Out. So what is this like, do we get

(01:03:26):
John Cena, Ron killings at Nightof Champions or is that another
Saturday night's main event mainevent like this, this John Cena
where where do you guys grade this John Cena retirement run so
far? I mean, we're only in June.
We have six months to go. Like there was a little
dissension with Logan Paul at one point during the match where

(01:03:47):
they let Jay make the hot tag but for like no reason it killed
the hot tag. Yeah, it was awful.
That was terrible. And now I feel like we're going
to get John Cena and Logan Paul as a match.
Yeah, honestly. That's just it.
This is like AD plus maybe AC minus at at we.
Still never got the explanation with the fucking rock.

(01:04:10):
You don't like this like? Whatever the fuck this was,
whatever. Fucking the rock.
I, I'm, I'm also I, I'm going togive it a solid D Oh yeah.
Is that triple D's? No, just one.
No, it's Botha D's dump status. Tony it.

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Hasn't been enjoyable. It it, it really hasn't been.
I like, I was so happy to see him get 17.
I hated the way it happened and I hate the way what they're
doing. Since then, it's just it hasn't
been enjoyable for me. Oh yeah.
Yeah. It's, it's very, it's just flat.

(01:04:56):
It's flat. It's not, you know, like he's,
is he on raw tonight? Did they announce he's going to
be on Raw? Think about that for a second,
for how long people wanted him to turn heel and he comes back
for his retirement tour and he turns heel and it's flat.

(01:05:16):
Like that should tell you something about how well that's
going. It's the heel turn was not flat.
It's the minute that was over. The rest has been flat, right?
Like the heel turn was cool. Elimination Chamber, right?
We can all agree on that. I could take the heel to the
Elimination Chamber. As we thought, there was so much
more to it. There was the rock involved.

(01:05:36):
It was Cody's title. There was the the thing.
Yeah, like, but then like we getto WrestleMania and it's fucking
Travis Scott. Does he fuck like?
No, no. John Cena, Randy Orton backlash
great interference. Yeah, Saturday nights main
event, but he's heal Cena like old school heal you got to cheat

(01:05:57):
to. Win.
You got to get he's killing wrestling.
Yeah, this is what he said. This is, you know what, maybe we
should give this a fucking A+. He's really killing wrestling.
He's doing what he said he was going to do.
He's fucking killing wrestling. You know what?

(01:06:19):
Fuck it a plus. Write it down.
I'm all in now. He's murdering his name.
He's shooting the corpse. Come writing that one down.
He's shooting the corpse. Yeah, it's it was something.

(01:06:45):
What? Anything else for money in the
bank that you guys want to touchon?
Did we miss anything? How many women are going to have
their ass cheeks hanging out of their fucking tights?
Can we stop? No, no.
Hold on, pudding. Yeah, King pudding matches is
going to be like how many ass cheeks are out.

(01:07:06):
Hansel, Kevin, deal with your boy bro.
This is he's talking out. He's Triple H He's talking about
both. Well, first of all, I love
Triple H Second all, Tony, you making a turn on me?
No, it's not that, but it's justlike don't like, why is it going
to be so obvious? Why, Why just the bottom of the
cheeks? Why not just go full thong?
Just fucking get. OK, all right, now.
Now we're on to something. All right?
First I thought you were making the turn on me.

(01:07:27):
Now you're just enhancing, right?
You're just. It's ridiculous.
It's like no, because out of oneside of their mouths, it's like.
Oh, the, the little girls and the young girls, they have these
like these, these role models tolook up to and, you know, like
they, they can be somebody and they can do it.
Like if they can do it, you can do it and it's.
Like they can hope to have an ass like that one day.

(01:07:47):
Put your ass cheeks out. Go on OF make all that fucking
money. What are we doing?
What are we teaching this young?Girl, I can't believe what I'm
hearing you right now. Tony, Tony, I will tell you why
we don't go thong. What if?
I wanna watch them. Won't that blubber in your one
after? The Doctor Dianna knows.
Dianna knows I can't afraid to wear a bikini either.

(01:08:11):
God bless her. Pudding did.
You taste. The pudding, yeah, Brenda always
eats that shit and. Tastes, yeah.
So now, yeah, I'm now I don't know what's.
So you're the pudding guy, but you want their butts away.
But you're going to, I don't know, like that.
Like when you say pudding match,you think of the children.
Like when you say pudding match,you know what you're getting.

(01:08:32):
You know what to expect when yousay ladder match with six people
beating the shit out of each other for the right to have a
chance at a world champion championship match and your ass
cheeks are hanging out. How come Seth Rollins ass cheeks
ain't hanging out? How come John Cena don't fucking
wear Daisy Dukes? Instead of shorts.
I don't know, Maybe. Seriously.
There's some guys that wear the tights, some guys that wear the

(01:08:53):
biker shorts, some guys that wear the long tights.
Yeah, none of them have their ass cheeks hanging out.
You get what I'm saying? Yeah, but what?
I've seen Rick Flair's ass more than I've probably seen my
wife's ass. I didn't sign up for that.
Which one gets you hotter? I I just don't understand.
I don't know what you're what what do you what hell are you on

(01:09:13):
now? You're you think of the
children. Think of the children in the
asses. What are we doing here?
Think of the children in the ass.
I gotta set an example for the women.
Like you're fucking all over theplace.
In 20 minutes, you're going to be like.
Give me a pudding match. I'm just saying it doesn't have
to be blatantly obvious. Like how many ass cheeks were

(01:09:35):
hanging out in the fucking in the tooth in the 90s.
I don't know. Who cares Exactly.
Yeah. Yeah, we're all over the place.
Sable had fucking pain on her body.
Yeah, but her ass cheeks weren'thanging out.
Yeah, but she was wearing a fucking bikini.
It was a bikini segment. She wasn't wrestling for a shot
at the world. I don't, for Christ's sake.

(01:09:56):
All the time. Come on.
It can make sense. Jersey Cow's Jesse is saying.
What I'm hearing is that Tony wants equal opportunity to see
ass. Got to double down on the dude.
Cheeks make up for lost time. Thank you, Jersey cow.
Jesse, just make it make it makesense.
What make you can't have people going.
We need more women's matches andnot saying we need more men's

(01:10:18):
asses. I think there's a greater
population that wants to see thechicks asses as opposed to the
dude butt. Dude, butt should be there bro
for going equal opportunity in 2025.
I got an idea. How about half the men's roster
identify as women and they couldall go as cheeks.
What are you doing? What are you doing?
What am I doing? What is what is this equal

(01:10:39):
opportunity? I'm equal opportunity.
These ladies work hard, they look good.
Why not show off your butt? Yeah.
What the opportunity is there, bud?
Man, I stand with Double D. If Bronson Reed wants to come
out in a Speedo, go nuts. No one's fucking stopping.
Yeah. Show nuts.
No, because he's got blubber. I don't want to see that.

(01:11:00):
He's trimmed down how rude he's got.
He's a little blubbery. He's not a little blubbery.
Blubbery. Robbery.
What are you doing? You're making yourself look like
a clown, Tony. I'm not.
I want equal opportunity. I want equality in 2025.
They they had. Money in the bank ladder match

(01:11:20):
both genders, everyone was happy.
And Lyra's ass was not out. I will say that she wears those
those different different shorts.
Is this what the Is this what the Death Match community was
talking about after this weekend?
No, they got plenty to talk about this.
Yeah, fucking shots. He showed up.
She got all bloody wrestling. Matt Tremont.
Is she Pierce a nip during a match?

(01:11:41):
No, thankfully. I had someone rash.
Cheeks hanging out. I don't think so.
I mean, I even told Mickey Knuckles, you know, cover that
shit up, man. You don't want to hurt the ass
cheeks. Is that what you told us?
Why would you hurt your money maker?
No one's forcing these women to do that.
I hope these ladies are comfortable in their own skin.

(01:12:03):
Let them live. And if a dude wants to have his
ass out? Go nuts.
Yeah, show nuts. They're show nuts.
Show nuts or Andrade had fuckingswollen nuts after.
Poor. Fucking guy.
I watched it in slow motion. I was laughing my nuts off.
Better than his nuts. Yeah, can we get can we get a

(01:12:24):
moment of silence for Andre's nuts?
Andrade, not Andre. Well, Andres are dead.
No, he was Andrea Odio. Odio, wasn't he?
You're the AW guy, HK. You tell me.
His name was Andrade. Elito.
Andrea Odo. What are you yodeling?

(01:12:45):
Yeah, well. You can't anymore he's doing
something we I want to talk to brundo after the break about his
trip to GCW just cover that I want to know about M KS
miserable hate watching of the four hour AW I'm curious about
that plus we got a new a new segment a game What is it HK

(01:13:07):
yeah we'll. Call it a game.
A game 22 in the pink, one in the state.
I think that's what we're doing,sounds.
Like a game to me. We got a game and we got Brundo
dropped some fun homework in in our last with Howdy Doody, so
that'll be fun to watch. Talk to you, motherfucker.
All that in a bag of chips coming up after the break.

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I'm enjoying the Wrestle Kingdom.
I just want to go get some fucking vending machine panties.
Who loves them now? I want equality.
I want men's yours to be in there too.
Why did I bother tonight? Good question.
Why? What do you eat in there,
chubby? A drumstick cone.

(01:18:28):
Oh, drumsticks. Are delightful.
These are amazing. Yeah.
What? Hansel, Kevin.
Hansel, Kevin, Can you have a drumstick?
No drumstick. You can't have one or you won't
have one. I won't have one, shouldn't have
one either. So Nope, no drumstick.
You think Here's. Your here's the amazing thing
about the drumstick. Yep, the chocolate goes down the

(01:18:49):
middle of the cone. So it's like ice cream and
chocolate and cone for the entire thing.
It's amazing. Wow, it's like we're living in
the future. We really are bro trap in.
It's going to be a fun ride Hansel Kevin you think 1
drumstick would kill you? I.
Don't think it would kill me, No, but it ain't going to help
me. Maybe 2?

(01:19:11):
That ain't going to hurt you though. 3-4 Keep eating until 5,
all right? It's not like 3 what?
What was Yokozuni in the Turkey?The Turkey things with the game.
In the Mayo. Yes, in the Mayo 1000 of those,
you're going to have one drumstick.
I'm not going to have one drumstick.

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Yeah, 2:00 you got 2 fists. Yoko also died before HK.
Maybe what, 38? Yeah, sorry, but.
I'm not trying to handsome Kevin, I just feel like I feel
like he's missing out. I feel bad for him.
I'm fine, man. I'm doing good.
Doing good, doing good, right, Tony?

(01:19:53):
Like yes. He is.
And listen, don't feel bad for him.
You know, I fucking was saving calories just so I can enjoy
that tonight. I had that on my mind and I and
I walked her to do it. So, yeah, but you're like the
latest you've been in like, 30 years, Tony.
Fuck yeah, dude. I'm at fighting weight.
I dude, I would qualify as a cruiserweight at this point.
Nice. It's nuts.
So cancel, Kevin, when we go outto Minnesota for your birthday,

(01:20:16):
Right. And there's will there be.
If there's birthday cake, are you not going to have a piece of
your own cake? Boy, I never thought of it.
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if.
They would have said. Me.
They're better. It's your fucking birthday.
They're better be fucking cake Me.
It'll be whatever Rob Lowe made on Parks and Rec.

(01:20:37):
I can't remember what it was butit was sounded awful and vegan.
Never seen that, never seen a show.
Who's That's a funny show. Brenda, you took the trip down
to Atlantic City, the showboat for UCWS Tournament of Survival.
Also in my queue. I do want to watch some death

(01:20:58):
matches. I can't tell you the last time I
watched the death match, but youknow, we had MLJ last.
But no Hansel. Kevin, you're out on that.
No death matches for you? No.
Death match. Why?
Just it's not for me, man. And I know that.
I know it's not for me. I don't.
I don't need that type of violence in my life.
I need ass cheeks. I mean, you get you get to get

(01:21:18):
both of both. Best of both worlds with Mickey
Knuckles. I don't know if that is the best
of both worlds. Tony 2 worlds for sure.
Tony answer Kevin's punishment when he loses picks.
Eat a whole box of drumsticks and watch a deathmatch show.
Eat a box of drumsticks out of Mickey Knuckles his ass cheeks.

(01:21:39):
Oh, you don't think she'd be down for that?
She'd be in in a second for. That Oh my God she'd be hitting
him with a whip, fucking tellinghim who's your daddy and shit.
He'd be like. Never mind fucking Matt rubbing
the ice cream on his titties. It'll be handsome Kevin with a
fucking vanilla smile. I never did that.

(01:22:00):
Sure you did. Yes, he did.
Hold on, I've told you that I'veshit my pants at my job that I
wash clean my underwear out in aporta John, but you think I
would be like no I didn't put vanilla ice cream on my chest
when I was on the cruise? No, you did make.
Things away from us, What's the matter?
With you, no I. Didn't I'm you did with you
guys? No, I didn't.

(01:22:20):
Yes, Tony and I talked about it on the show.
It was just me and him that night.
Farts. It definitely happened.
We had a lot of fun. Yeah.
Apparently, Matt did too. Yeah, I had.
A great time with my cruise, like I'm ready for another
vacation. I'll tell you that right now.
You know you could use two conesnext time.
You could. Softer nipples.
I was going to say go up to the Dairy Queen.
Oh my God, just twist them bro. I need video of Matt sticking

(01:22:44):
his head under the fucking spigot and just fucking let me
go to town. I want, I want it to be so much
that you hear that like. Like.
Jokes on it, you know there's websites for that.
Have you ever seen the videos where like one girl will pour
like cereal in another girl's mouth while she's laying down
and then pour milk in and try toeat out of it and then the girl

(01:23:05):
on the bottom gags and just spits it up everywhere?
What the fuck? Oh yeah, those are great videos.
I'm using like a fine one. There's not enough time to
figure out how you fucking get to that point in your Internet
searches where you're watching women eating cereal out.
Of other women's mouth? What type of cereal?

(01:23:28):
Sometimes like Cheerios, sometimes like lucky charm, shit
like that. Well, here's a here's a threat
dude. How to not eat cereal.
Same. Thing trading videos with Louie
again. Bro, Louie's probably got some
gems. I got to hook it up with him
again. I'm trying.
Brenda, I'm trying. I'm trying to get you some.
I'm here to talk about your tripto GCW, share your experiences,

(01:23:52):
but we're clearly down a weird rabbit hole.
I want to know what Tony's hooking up to Louis, he says.
He's got to hook it up with him again.
Yeah, like dude, like all the old shit, like fucking lemon
party blue waffles. Come on, handsome.
Kevin has no fucking. Clue.
Tony, yes. No, it ain't some fucking

(01:24:12):
Midwest slang either. Go Google the blue waffle.
I'm I'm familiar and I will. Not lemon party, a lemon party.
Harlem Shake poop. Nah, meat spin.
I don't. Well, I know that one don't.
Goatsy, for God sakes. Goatsy man.
See, Kevin don't even know Goatsy, huh?

(01:24:33):
Here's the cat. This.
He's looking out for you. Yeah, I figured.
In each case, it's talking. Talking.
There you go, Tony looks for fucking weird serial videos.
Brando, can you please? I just want to give you a chance
to talk about GCW. So we did have ammo back on the
show last week. How was your trip to the

(01:24:54):
Tournament of Survival? It was fantastic.
It was, you know, I am into the death matches and it was a, it
was a pretty great show. I mean, it started off huge with
John Wayne Murdoch and Mr. Danger and that guy just broke
out like crazy. Matt Tremont won it all, which
is awesome for him. His 10th death match at

(01:25:15):
Tournament of Survival 10. Well deserved.
Got the meat and shake and meet in person.
Doctor redacted former guest. So that was a good time and
didn't get hit by any glass. So it was a it was a great,
great night overall. There was a lot of there was a

(01:25:36):
lot of glass. Oh my God, yeah, people in the
front row got annihilated. Really.
I bet you they loved it. Oh yeah, I'm certain they did.
And you know, I got to see, I could not believe this shit.
I got to see my first wrestler get a bear trap stuck on his
hand in in the second match. Big fat guy, Beast man, that's

(01:26:02):
his wrestler on. Not big fat guy, No, just beast
man. But he's big dude and he brought
out a bear trap to use that a weapon and it got on his hand
and shit. Horrifying.
That is very horrifying. Now let me ask you bro, No,
because I'm looking at the results on cage match.
We have House of horrors death match, three-way dance made in

(01:26:23):
Japan death matches. Are these all like I like back
in the day when it was like thisdeath match just has glass.
This one has barbed wire. But these like do these names or
themes of these matches mean anything or is it still just?
Yeah, House of Horrors had like a big scaffolding, A scaffolding
and a bunch of light tubes like hanging from it.

(01:26:45):
So they're like all hanging above the ring and you just pull
them off and hit each other withit or jump through them or what
not. The Made in Japan one had those
big freaking large like bat light tube contraptions like I
one was. It had to be like 10 feet tall
and I was I assumed when somebody goes through it, it's

(01:27:07):
just going to come flying into the crowd and hit me because I
was like right there. Thankfully, it didn't.
Did you have a favorite match? Yeah, John Wayne Murdoch Mr.
Danger started off strong and absolutely killed it.
And it was, it was cool seeing Shotsy as well, because at first
they, yeah, at first they, what was I going to say?

(01:27:31):
They had the mystery opponent and they had Jimmy Lloyd come
out. And that went over like a fart
in church. At least with me and somebody
else, me and my buddy that went,we fucking hate Jimmy Lloyd.
But then Schatzy comes out and yeah, that was, she did a great
job. Apparently she retired after
that night from deathmatch wrestling.
Unless Nick Gage pulls her out. So.

(01:27:54):
Somebody and then find that I know we you didn't stay for the
cage of survival, but did you watch that yet?
I only watched the first match. I watched Bear Bronson versus
Slade and holy shit did bear Bear Bronson in his first death
match. Did he ever jump in with two
feet? He was like he was covered

(01:28:15):
within the first like 30 secondsto a minute of a match and it
was. It was insane.
Covered in what? Covered in.
Blood. Oh boy.
Yeah, he was. He was just him and Slate both.
They did. They just looked like they
fucking ran through a tomato match.
Fucking HK is just completely. So.

(01:28:37):
It's now I know I'm I'm not mucholder than you, Hansel.
Kevin. Yeah.
So like, when I found, like, deathmatch wrestling in the 90s,
like, I thought it was the fucking coolest thing.
Did you not? Were you just completely turned
off by that? Yep.
Yeah, I, I, I think that there'sa there's a certain element and,
and it's just, it's personal preference.

(01:28:57):
It's my own taste. It gets to a certain level of
violence where I just go, I, I'mout, I'm out.
And, and I know like there's there's a definitely a a crowd
for it. There's definitely a, a, a sect
of fans that are, are really into it.
Obviously Brundle Fly. Yeah, they were doing.
There were 2000 people there over the weekend so.

(01:29:18):
Perfectly fine. It's just when it gets to that,
when it, it kind of bridges frombeing like violent wrestling to
gore. I'm I'm completely out.
There there are different types that I like.
Like, I like the guys that try and mix the yeah clip that I

(01:29:39):
like, the guys that try and mix the two like regular wrestling
in with deathmatch wrestling. They're not just, you know,
hitting each other with tubes over and over again.
They're trying to incorporated into like a real match, like the
Alex clones. Danny Havok was always really
good at that. Guys like that not like the hack
and slash, like, oh, let's just hit each other with tubes for 10

(01:30:01):
minutes. Interesting breaking news
breaking news I have your your King of the Ring tournament.
The whole brackets have been released.
So what is going to happen is onRon Smack Down, they will have
two. Each brand will have two four

(01:30:21):
way matches. Those winners will advance to
the semis where they will wrestle someone from another
brand. So on the left side of your
bracket tonight, on Monday night, we're on Sami Zayn
against Penta against Braun Breaker against Dom Mysterio.
Sami Zayn. OK, on Smack Down we will have
Randy Orton against LA Knight against Alistair Black against

(01:30:42):
Carmelo Hayes. Randy on the opposite side in
the Smackdown region, Cody Rhodes, Damien Priest, Andrade
and Nakamura and in the and in the Raw brand.
And I don't know if this is tonight or next week.

(01:31:03):
Sheamus against Rousseff againstBronson Reed against a mystery
opponent. That that tickle.
Oh, Hickaleo. All right, King Hickaleo.
All right. I'm in.
Sold. So that's that's so we'll have,
I guess they'll do two matches this week, two matches next week

(01:31:26):
and then the semis and then we'll get the the main event at
Night of Champions. They haven't announced the
ladies side. Let's.
See if I can find. There's a four way tonight.
There is a four way Tonight it'sRhea against Carrie Sane, Liv
Morgan and Roxanne Perez. Roxanne.

(01:31:46):
And let's see if I can refresh if they give me the rest of the
brackets. If they come up during the the
end of the show, I will. I'll let you guys know if I find
it. Tony has found what he was
looking for, I guess. Do we want to do?
This you Can I get us kicked? No Of.

(01:32:08):
Course. All right, let's do it.
Shit, I thought I had a plain background.
Oh well, I don't. Here's Palaka.
Watch just as good. What's with the Minecraft music?
That looks like Fruit Loops. Wait.

(01:32:37):
What? The fuck?
This was a stupid TikTok trend. Yeah, you can't put it in
backwards. Yeah, there you go.
Oh please tell me the dog's got help all.

(01:33:01):
Right, I was not expecting. That one, Tony.
I didn't know that was going to be in there.
That is not the first time that kid did that.
No, wait, wait. We are.
This is an ad. We don't.
We don't need this. Oh, we don't need this at all.
Here we go. Here's more.
Why? How many videos are there?

(01:33:22):
Just 5 minutes? I don't know, but I'm not
watching. 5 minutes. All right, wait.
Let's see if she jokes. Come on.
Come on. This is the last one.
Oh, she held it. Look at that.
Oh, Oh no, how come when the dudes are getting they're
getting this Yum Yum song? Rahoshi pours it in his eyes,

(01:33:43):
right up his. Nose right up the nose.
He's hit him right at her. It's like when fucking, what's
his name, Gonzalez was puking upblood in fucking in Puerto Rico.
God damn Vader. Oh jeez.
Yeah. What?
The the Yum, the Yum, the Yum. What a good time.

(01:34:09):
Jersey cow Jesse Tony opportunity pull Scott George
thank you for bringing back the wrestling Punk challenge Cena to
a championship match and has to go to Saudi to get it.
All right. Well, good luck with that.
Phillip Yeah, suck that Saudi Dick blood.

(01:34:32):
There'll be another drop you gotif you're making fucking extra
work for me this week. Finally, the price.
Well, I guess he's an expert at it.
Bo Muffs, new muffs says, Hey, we do that in the big house.

(01:34:53):
All right, well, we're still working on setting up that J pay
buck we or want to get you some cheeses.
It looks the good next to you there, Brenda Fly.
Woof woof. Oh goodness gravy.
Jesse, please say that in the beginning of every show so we

(01:35:14):
can. Just.
Bring that back every week. AW, and I didn't know they were
doing this this week too, but I guess because they're playoff
basketball. Another 4 hour.
Fucking show. Yeah, another 4 hour show this
week. Kevin likes their booking, so
you know. You motherfucker, you turn.

(01:35:36):
You turn on butts, and now you're turning on me.
Yeah, right. This is quite a quit.
An episode of The Shining Wizard.
Turn on butts, I turn over. Butts.
You roll over butts. Fuck yeah, dude.
I know poor handsome Kevin. They were busting on me.

(01:35:58):
No, some girl talking and talking.
Can we get rid of this fucking serial video please?
I'm. Sorry, I thought I took it out.

(01:36:19):
I'm sorry, I thought I took it out.
That Yum Yum song better not getthis episode taken off of
Spotify. No I won't it'll be fine.
It was like 10 seconds. So they did fighter fest.
They did 4 hours of oh boy they did AW Wednesday night, dynamite
and collision back-to-back. I only watched the first hour of

(01:36:44):
of AWI. Just had a busy week and
honestly like nothing really grabbed me.
Like nothing made me want to continue watching.
So unlike Handsome Kevin, I did not hate watch the next three
hours. I just called it a day.
Please tell me about your Fighter Fest experience.

(01:37:06):
Oh, let me let me start here, let me start here.
I did not hate watch all four hours either.
Double T Wednesday night I decided to take my #1 gal to a
movie that I enjoyed much more. What'd you go see?
Much. More than I would have enjoyed
Fighter Fest I can imagine. Tony, when did your mom go to
Minnesota? Listen, would all that blubber

(01:37:28):
hang in out? Yeah, I do want to know.
Like you say, your #1 gal, is there a number two, number three
like I don't? Understand number 21, Gal.
So I took my #1. Gal out.
To the movies. We had a great time.
Enjoyed the movie much more. Much more.
You don't worry about it, Diana.Much more than what?

(01:37:50):
I don't hear that one. Sorry, babe.
Much more. What now?
Stop. What movie did you go see?
We went and saw Lilo and Stitch.Oh.
Diana, care for that? Oh, all right, let me I, I Now
we got it. Now we got a tangent.
You saw the original in 2002. Yeah, yeah.
My favorite Disney movie ever. I love Lilo and Stitch.

(01:38:13):
I think it's an amazing movie. My wife.
True. She loves.
There's tragedy, there's triumph, there's good moments,
bad moments, Great, great movie.Does this new movie do that
justice? Yes, really.
Yes. I really don't want to see it.
I don't want to. I don't want the 2002 to get
ruined for me. You know that that was that was
a concern going in. And again, my wife is a huge

(01:38:35):
Lilo and Stitch fan. That's her favorite.
So going into it, that was a concern.
She loved it. She absolutely loved it.
And and really, I wasn't a huge Lilo and Stitch guy the the
original, This one was fantastic.
Love the movie, really enjoyed it.
You fucking dork. They just don't understand when

(01:38:58):
something they don't understand when like, like an emotional
creation, like, you know, they mean something to somebody you
know, shut. The fuck up.
Go fuck yourself. Yeah.
So there's something. Wrong with them.

(01:39:19):
They got to be put down a littlepeople.
No, the fucking lilo and stitch the little.
Goblin was good. That was good.
It's a little goblin. He's an alien, Dick's not.
Whatever. So we're going to let an alien
run around with a little girl? Do you see what they're doing in
California with the aliens? You know what?
Oh holy shit. People.

(01:39:43):
Throwing rocks at cops you want,and then you're going to let a
little alien run around with a little girl?
We're going to make it a movie. What are we doing?
Yeah. This one's blue.
And he's in Hawaii, so he's not going to harm him in California
lives. Matter there, yeah.
Don't worry about it. Back to blue, how the fuck are
we doing? I don't know.
We're trying to talk about Fighter Fest.

(01:40:03):
Then Fighter Fest sucked. Do you give a shit that fucking
that fucking bitch and fucking Kenny fucking flopped Hits are
going to fucking fight for two fake belts that nobody gives a
shit about. I don't.
I kind of like Kenny Omega. I'm excited, but I mean Kevin
had a fucking tantrum because Tony Khan said you can't spell

(01:40:23):
Wednesday without AEW and it's like.
I was. Just curious to see if he
watched. Happier than you are, dude.
So the. Though I can have a drumstick
eat. As many as you want.
Eat him with their ass. That's.
Not how that works dude. Yeah, I'm sure.

(01:40:43):
So you'll find a way. It always does.
Eggs. Thank you.
I watched. Boy, what did I watch?
I watched the first match. I watched the tag team match.
Following that. What the hell was next?
It was the Julia Hart match. I watched that.
Cheeks. Yeah, yeah, with beast mortal

(01:41:05):
season the the the knob stable, right, the knob gobblers.
Yeah. I thought you meant the asshole
stable. Yeah.
So I so I watched that. I think that's where I tuned
out. OK.
So I I did not hate watch the whole thing.
I'm proud of you, I'm proud of you.
I, I watched a couple of matchesand I went, you know what, I'll

(01:41:28):
watch the next week's 4 because what another special episode
coming up, right? So.
Heck yeah. We got summer blast summer
spectacular. Oh, the spectacular.
Yeah, 4 hours is too much anyway.
And that's, I think that was part of the problem.
Like going into it I was like, yeah, I'm going to fucking watch
all this. Fuck it, I'm going to get pissed

(01:41:49):
and I'm watching it and going. I cannot commit to four hours of
this horseshit. So I didn't.
It's 4 hours is a lot and when you're not doing anything
special or making it feel like abig event, it's hard.
Like Will Osprey, like I'm fullyinvest in the Will Osprey

(01:42:10):
hangman page sort of Strickland story.
But when Leo Rush comes out and cuts will, like I don't care.
Yeah, OK, you're going to have aPWG style match.
But like I don't give a shit. Like nobody did say that.
What they didn't say like we're going to have a PWG.
No, but that's what it that's what it it ended up being.

(01:42:30):
It was a look, Leo Rush is superfast.
He's super talented, but nobody gives a shit about Leo Rush.
I'm sorry, I don't He's not. He's a he's a they turned him
into a a job guy. The crew.
Nobody gives a shit about the crew.
They come out there with their dumb spiky fucking coats looking
like a bunch of jobbers. Fuck them.

(01:42:51):
I I get that. I I get it man, AW has their fan
base and stuff. But like you know, look, I like
AWI order the pay per views. I enjoy the shows.
I wasn't watching 4 hours of this.
I don't have fucking 4 hours to to waste.
Like I read some of the matches were good.
I don't understand the Max caster thing.
I really don't. I don't get the point of him

(01:43:11):
coming out and saying he's the best wrestler alive just to get
squashed by somebody. I don't get it.
There's I think Kevin gets it. He loves AW booking.
There's things that interest me and then there's things I just
don't give a shit about. I fell asleep for maybe 45
seconds and missed that whole Max caster thing.

(01:43:35):
I just realized that I I I, I watched tribute to Extreme 2 and
Battle riot old events. Over.
Watching this war, which Ki would I would love?
I would love to sit here and be like I watched off or I didn't.

(01:43:56):
I think I I fell asleep to like old Saturday night's main event
the other night. I was watching WCW Saturday
night like I just don't. I don't even think we got a mark
order this week. No, even those guys said fuck
this. They're not doing the show at

(01:44:16):
fucking 12 AM. Ryan's like I got a fucking job,
Fuck this. Look again like I'm there's
things I'm interested in but like 4 hours is a lot.
Next week you're gonna give us Osprey and Swerve.
Like, OK, the new kid, there's astory there.
If you got Unique, there's a story match.

(01:44:37):
Did they? Did the ratings go up when
Modern Family was supposed to come on at 9:15?
I don't know, I don't look at the ratings.
Here's the thing with the ratings though, like you can
watch, you can watch it live on Max too and on Max stream it on
Max. So I don't know how the ratings
work. So I don't even like I'm not a
ratings guy there. I don't give a shit about the

(01:44:57):
ratings. I'm.
Just a question. Scott George started some shit.
Ryan's a wuss. Well, you didn't have to read.
That. Yes, I did.
So yeah, like they're trying to push push MJF against Mystico
for and why is he with the heartbusiness?
Who gives a shit? How many fucking groups are we

(01:45:18):
going to shove MJF into? How?
Many When does it stop? When he fits, I.
It's. Ridiculous.
I think there's another one of them like that.
Or how many groups can fucking MJF get into what?
About Seth Seth, also a group guy.
Rollins, the other true. Yeah, Yeah, I know.

(01:45:42):
Very true. It's it's.
Look man, it's a lot. 4. Hours is a.
Lot like and and. He you know.
And he's not shy about he books for the sickos.
So like, you know, he's, he's. Booking for.
Them and this. Is you know.
I can't believe we're saying this but like it's too much.

(01:46:03):
This. 4 hours is a fucking lot on a Wednesday night to ask
people commit to. I liked it a lot better when it
was Wednesday. Thursday.
I don't know if they can't. Do that because of the playoffs,
they should be over by sometime next week hopefully.
But just just fucking say, hey, we're taking the next two
Thursdays off. That's.
All take some fucking time off. Yeah, yeah, your ratings are

(01:46:28):
shooting. Anyway, Or just fucking have it
on. HBO.
Just. Just have it on.
Saturday on HBO. Or just don't fucking have it,
yeah. Just AW makes.
Me more happier but it doesn't affect.
You if you don't watch it, it doesn't affect you, right?

(01:46:48):
But I don't want to hear. About my friends being
miserable, watching 4 hours of fucking dog shit.
Nobody's miserable. Brenda, did you watch all four
hours? No, I watched till about 10:15
and then went went home. With the bed I never went back
and watched Collision. I did want to see, what's her
fucking name? Thurka.
Thurka the Spider Woman. Yeah, it was a it was a, it was

(01:47:11):
a 2 minute match against Lady Frost.
Nobody's outraged that they're burying Lady Frost and now she's
going to wrestle Queen Amanada next week, OK?
Oh great, I like nada is going to lose another.
Match I'm going to not going. To work here anymore.

(01:47:34):
Yeah, so I mean, look man, I guess we'll we'll circle back
next. Week and see if I made it more
than an hour or if HK made it more than it sounds like he made
it about an hour or two. How about you work on your torch
again? How about you work on your
Fortnite and forget about watching aid?
Oh buddy, I think the. Next weeks, I'm not going to be,
I'm not going to do. Anything but.
Work victory. That's right.

(01:47:56):
Yeah, you're going to be a busy pizza man in the next couple in
the same hemisphere though, as AW right.
We had a huge debut on NXT Tuesday night.
Mariah Mayer showed up. That was a shit.
Segment at that point too, untilshe showed up.
It was just like every fucking woman on the roster, no?

(01:48:17):
I should be the next. Champion.
No, no, no, no. Me.
Well, that's what women do. They go, they go.
That's why they need their ass cheeks.
Hanging out so you forget how annoying they can be.
You made the turn. Again, pros.
Cody with the Y is back. Send your hate.

(01:48:40):
Mail to JJ Rogue. No hate mail.
No penis pics? So yeah, no, Buck, stop.
Don't even. Encourage him.
Sum off, sum off, sum off you guys OK or you you got something

(01:49:06):
or? HK's. #1 gal Wait what?
Women bitching No. Never, she agrees.
I want to see some. Cheeks, go take a shower.

(01:49:27):
Yeah, so NXT. Continues to.
Bolster the roster with Mariah. May and I'm sure she'll be.
We care. Like, is she going to do
anything for anybody? Not yet.
Not yet. You said Mariah May.
I was like, I I remember the name.
I don't. Remember who the fuck she was?
I think, I think with the WWE machine behind her, I think.
She'll. She'll do what she did in AW and

(01:49:50):
much more. Yeah, she had a hell.
Of a run in. AW, so there's no they just
bring in Camille and get it over?
With like, what the fuck are they doing with Camille?
Nothing. I think you'll see Camille at
all in. They jobbed her out to. 5 head
and she hasn't been on TV since I think.
That's why she. Cost 5 head her shot at a
championship. Wait did something happen

(01:50:11):
recently? No, but I think.
Like people have been asking. For her, I think it just makes
sense in the story. I doubt it'll happen, but.
You know a boy can dream. Riveting.
Television, bro. What's next?
I will say XP also Mike. Santana in the main event was
fucking awesome. Yeah, that dude's got some

(01:50:32):
fireman. I got some people behind him.
Thank, thank God. Man yeah, loved it until flop
dollar comes out but. It was awesome.
Oh, we flopped dollars back intothe NXT.
Well, he came out, he's in a. TNA so I mean KG Navarre.
Yeah, they came out and cost them the match, but it's not who
interference HK I'm going to. Turn things around for HK

(01:50:57):
though. All right, because HK got a new.
Segment for us and I'm going to put him in the mood for.
This segment. Because I know nobody really
gives a shit about Ring of Honor, but on Thursday's Ring of
Honor show, HK Yeah, 4 to the castle.

(01:51:18):
Where can I watch ROH? Dot com baby.
Or rohwrestling.com Do I have topay the?
Money depends. I know a guy.
Who's got? An ROH account.
JA JA JA. If if I can watch to the to the
castle. I'm in.

(01:51:39):
I'm in. Golly.
Why isn't he doing more fucking amazing stuff?
He's been out injured in Milwaukee, Tom, he's awesome.
No, I mean no, Milwaukee is. Doing well, but I'm talking to
the castle. Milwaukee Tom is great.
Milwaukee Algonquin does. Do we have a theme?

(01:52:00):
Song for this? New two in the pink and one in
the stink. It's time for handsome Kevin.
He didn't wash his hands so you can get all the goodness.
Two in the pink. One in the stink, so this time.
Around 2 in the pink. One of the stink I have.

(01:52:23):
What do you have there? You have a.
Pile of poop. And what?
Oh, I see what you did fucking. HK.
Is an emoji. God, look at this.
You're watching. Look down below.
Oh yeah, What is 2 in the? Two in the.
Two in the. Pink 2IN the pink one in the.

(01:52:44):
Stink. Wait, I think you have it wrong.
I think you have two. In the stink, one in the pink.
Stink one in the I got. You know what I did?
I got. Carried away and I reversed it.
But you know what? We'll reverse.
It again, it'll be just fine. Because we're going to start off
with three, right? Three to list of three and I
have the one is the worst wedding segment and two of the

(01:53:11):
best wedding segments. The floor is yours, gentlemen.
I have the list. Two of the best, one of the
worst I'll. Go first hit me, I'm going for
worst. I'm going that Vashon wedding
that was on fucking Tuesday night, Titans.
Give me more context, Tony. Was it?
Was it Butcher? Vashon.
That got. Married.

(01:53:33):
Come on, you don't. How much more do you need?
That's. Not it, no.
Captain Lou being drunk, Doctor.D shoving his.
Bride's fucking face in the cake.
And then there was a big fuckingfood fight.
Vashawn. Yeah.
That wasn't Elmer. And Joyce.
No, Elmer and Joyce was that. Tonight's main event, I fucked.

(01:53:55):
It up. I.
Fucked it up Tony. That is the worst.
My. Bad.
Yes, really. 100% the worst I fucking hated.
It when they. Fucking molested that poor
little. Woman in the mask, that poor
girl and all all all fucking drunk ass Lou's.
Doing, running around, going. She won't do it with her sister.

(01:54:15):
I know a girl lives in the hill.She won't do it with her
sister's shirt. Then they were fucking rubbing
cake. All.
Over fucking sky Lola. Yes, horrible Tony, you nailed
it. That is the worst.
Absolutely for sure, thought your disdain for.
Miss Elizabeth would put the Match Made in Heaven as the

(01:54:37):
worst wedding. No, Yeah, I like the way he's
thinking. No, Nope.
Worst wedding? That's the one.
That's that's the ticket. Tony nailed it right off the
top. Now I got the two best.
I'll leave it to these guys. I'm going to throw.
Out a one that. Has cheeks in it, Al.
Wilson and Dawn Marie get married in their underwear.

(01:55:00):
Good. Good pull.
Good pull. Not, not.
One of my 2 best OH. Damn it, hold on.
I was going to the old. What are you going to?
Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
Whoa. Oh, that's that.

(01:55:20):
Wasn't what I'd look. For OK.
I guess. I'll double down on miss.
Elizabeth Randy Savage No, absolutely not.
All right. How?
About. Lita and.
Kane. No, absolutely no.
Not with the punting of the baby.
No, no, didn't make my. Best fuck.

(01:55:43):
I'll say, and I don't know if this truly.
Counts as a wedding, but I'm going to count it.
Undertaker trying to marry Stephanie McMahon?
No. Brundle one?
No. No, but.
You're hitting a stride there. What about Chuck and Billy?
Yes. Oh, ring the.
Bell, Chuck and Billy. Correct Ding.

(01:56:06):
Was was that the one? With Bischoff dressed like the
minister. Or no.
Yes. It was, yes, it was the best for
so many reasons, Billy and Chuck.
Underrated team. The segment itself.
Fantastic segment. The one thing that I wish they
would have done was actually letit have been a wedding.
Let the team go as married men. I would have fucking loved that.
But yes, that counts the the thewhole thing.

(01:56:27):
Bischoff, the set, Rico as the wedding coordinator.
All of it was fantastic. How about Stephanie and Triple
H? Thank.
You, Tony, I have Stephanie, Triple H and.
Test and test. Don't forget about him.
Yes, love it. Absolutely love it.
People hate it today. They they look back on, oh, how

(01:56:48):
could they do that? It's a, it's a fucking roofie
wedding. You know what it was?
It's fucking entertainment. I fucking laugh my balls off.
I had a cool time. It was so.
It was so. Fucking amazing.
It was like with She's all drunk.
And they consummate the marriage.

(01:57:10):
Tony I. Am surprised you did not bring
up your favorite wedding. From TNA Oh, the Braxton Sutter
and yeah, but they really, Yeah,you know what?
But handsome hot mess. Yeah, the hot, the hot mess is a
great character. That's one that's my favorite
TNA storyline. But that's not what handsome
Kevin's going to go for now. Now if we can.

(01:57:35):
Flip it over, right? Because not.
Distinct. Isn't always the worst for some
people, right? That's not always.
The worst? So why don't we do?
2. In the stink, one of the pink.
And we're going to say. Two of the worst wedding
traditions and one of the best in real life.

(01:57:56):
We're talking real life weddingsnow, guys.
We're talking everyday weddings to A to a the worst wedding
traditions and the best. How about throwing the Garter?
Doesn't make it. Really doesn't make it.
I'll say Nazi and the bride before.
The. Before the wedding.
Oh, that's a good pull, Brendo. That's a good pull.

(01:58:16):
I got a good story about that. But no, that does not make it.
OK, two of the worst. 1. Of the best.
Wow, this doesn't. This is hard for me because I'm
not a traditional. Nobody's bitey to the wedding.

(01:58:37):
No, no, I go to plenty. I just, you know, I go to the
bar. And I don't fucking really pay.
Oh, I. Thought you were bringing the
pizza truck there. No, I've done plenty of that
too. The speeches I could do.
Without the speeches, speeches are nowhere.
To be found Jersey cow Jesse, who knows what the fuck.
Happens at a Midwest wedding. Wait a second, Jersey cow.

(01:59:01):
Jesse, you're. Better than that.
Look at this, look at this. Who knows WTF Howons howons.
I was trying to skip that over because Jesse made a great point
now that he. Used Howons, Howons, Jersey Cow.
How about the old? New, borrowed and blue.
Gimmick. Nope.

(01:59:21):
Not on the list anywhere. OK, how about?
How about the bouquet? Throw.
No, Nowhere. Now I'm I'm going to double down
on Jesse's comment though. Is there different traditions in
the Midwest? Are we missing?
So I don't, I don't think there is.
I don't think there is. These are all things that are

(01:59:43):
are across. The board, I think weddings,
just all around the the dance. With the parents, no.
That's a good thought, but no, no.
Not on the list I know we. Don't do it around here, but I
know like out in Pennsylvania, I've been to weddings where.
They've done it. How about paying the dollar to
dance with the bride? No, the dollar dance.

(02:00:05):
Not on the list. Yeah, not on the list.
Cake in the face. I thought about it.
Not on the list. Waste of cake and cancel.
Code doesn't. Eat cake.
He likes strudel. God damn, what is a tradition?
Oh, leaving before the reception's?
Over to go on your honeymoon. Nope, that's an old tradition.

(02:00:28):
I kind of wish I did that at my wedding.
Me too. My brother-in-law wouldn't.
Have shown up at my room at 4:00in the morning.
Oh yeah. Hey.
Hey, Rondo a lost. A wedding registry?

(02:00:50):
No, I would just take you're getting.
Further around you're getting. Further away.
Well, I'm curious because I feellike you're going to say so let.
Me let me, let me, let me help you.
Out I know platter at the reception.
What's that did you platter at the?
Reception. No.
No, no, no, no. These are all things that are
going. To take place.

(02:01:11):
At the at the reception, they'reall part of the reception.
How about the chicken dance or like, thank you, Tony.
The chicken. Dance get the fuck out of.
Here with that, go fuck your mom.
Chicken Dance was on the No. Play at my.
It was the. Side what was played at It's

(02:01:33):
it's on the no. It's on the no.
Play at my wedding too. Brundo fly you don't have.
Fun at your wedding? I fucking hate I had a.
Does everything else fall into that?
Like the electric? Slide or like the.
No, no, like you want an electric slide, go an electric
slide. It's the chicken dance.
Man, get that fuck, get that fuck Casper slide and all that

(02:01:55):
shit. Yeah.
You guys do Achy. Breaky heart out in the Midwest?
No, because achy. Breaky asshole, I think.
Buck does that. I'm going to go.
To I'm going to. I don't know.
How long this is going to take? So let's go to the chat.
Maybe Molly Rogue has some insight clinking.
And Oh yes, that is also on the worst.

(02:02:20):
Wow. Hate it.
Hate it so because there's always one.
Asshole that grabs the glass allthe time and like every. 30
seconds like cling cling cling cling cling cling cling cling.
And then everybody starts clanging the shit and then you
kiss and then he sits down. Go back to your meal. 30 seconds
later cling cling cling cling cling cling cling cling.
Fucking hate it. One of my friends at his wedding
just yelled out finally he's like can I just fucking eat?

(02:02:41):
We didn't, we, we didn't do it at our wedding.
We didn't do it at all. We had an announcement by the.
DJ we said you want this to happen, we put a fucking a
bucket out in front of us. He said throw us some money.
We didn't pay or pay pay for play is what we called it.
Double TI. Don't know about you, but
handsome. Kevin's wedding sounds like a
fucking bucket. Of misery.

(02:03:01):
Oh, we had a great time. It was amazing.
I was like it. I mean I don't do any also.
Though I don't do the traditional shit so like.
I didn't know about it. Some of this stuff like the
clinking and the kissing about taking.
The groom's pants down in the fucking group.
Photo we did that. We did do that.
But no, no, that's not all we got left is the best guys and
this, this. Should be an obvious one.

(02:03:22):
Entrances, no? That was the best at mine.
How they says giving away the bride No.
No giving away the bride. Come on.
Yeah. When Dad gives her to you.
So you. Could violate her, you know.
If you're not violating her before marriage, you fucked up.

(02:03:42):
Can we can we write that down? The best open.
Bar No no. When it's over.
Yeah, no, no are. Opening the cards.
No. Golly no, no.
No, it's still. We're still at the.
Reception Leanne's table Apps. No.

(02:04:06):
Yeah, the apps, the cert. No.
You get. Done.
Eating, oh, taking a shit, you get done.
Eating. And then you dance.
You dance. You dance with your best gal.

(02:04:27):
It's the. It's the.
First dance, thank you. The.
First dance. Yes, that is the best part.
That's the best part, you and your. #1 gal, you share the
moment. It's fucking beautiful.
Yes, give me the first dance. I can see the lists are not
going to get better in quality with the new game you.
Motherfucker. It's the first one up.
It's great. It's great.

(02:04:49):
Why don't? You go watch AEW, you don't like
butts anymore. You don't want to do gross stuff
anymore either. Is that part of this, Tony?
Is that part of it? And what the fuck are you
you're. Infected my wife now.
Dude, look at this, I say. It's a beautiful thing.
You ate your first dance with your #1 gal and she says.
Gross. Fuck this whole thing.

(02:05:16):
Maybe she didn't enjoy you. Standing on her feet while he
did. That's 223 with a sniper rifle
from bro at. Least you hit something with a
double T. Holy shit.

(02:05:41):
My God, man. Her dress.
Is so pretty even though it. Covers her Kitty.
Bravo. HK great list.
All right, So what is it that was?
Fun good segment 2 in the pink one in the.
Stink. Yeah, he flipped it was 2
flipped it. Yeah.

(02:06:01):
Yeah, yeah. Because you know what?
Sometimes two in the stink. That's what people love.
I can't. Say that word, I've got to write
a description and what the new gimmick is.
So I got to I. Want to just put pink and stink?
There you go. Yeah, sometimes people love love
one in the stink and. Two in the pink.
So, you know, maybe next week Kevin wants to do 3 in the pink
and five in the stink. Well, no, I'll.

(02:06:22):
Still do the same thing. I'll flip it around next time,
but you know, it'll be the thing.
Hey, don't. Take away my 5 in the stink.
Yeah, you just call it sister. Sister.
See why you? Got to take it to that level,
dude. Yeah, yeah, we're.
Just trying to have a good time.You got to be gross.
This is a fucking. Family show double.
T yeah, come on. Is it these kids are?
Listening somewhere? Yeah, there's kids.

(02:06:43):
Think about the. Children think about the
children bro and the. And the the.
The actions or consequences they're going to have, you know,
because the girls have their butt cheeks out.
Yeah, somebody's excite. Somebody in the chat's probably
thinking about the children. Yeah.

(02:07:04):
Oh, Diane, I'm here for that. Why are you crying?
Honey, no. No one's crying, all right, but.
You know, putting my. Butt cheeks.
It's all out of control. Tonight, great.
You know what, Jersey? Cow, Jesse.
We just got done. Watching.
In parentheses, young woman pourmilk into each other's mouth.

(02:07:26):
No, no, there were some dudes inthere.
I like. The way you think, Brendo.
Jesus Christ. Yeah, there's all varieties of
serial leaders. Jesse got me there.
Almost a spit. Take.
Oh, Jesse almost got you there. Oh.
Yeah, well, I'll tell you what got me.
Brendo assigned us some homework.

(02:07:47):
And he went back to WWF Superstars from the July 30th,
1994 episode for Bret Hart, the WWF World Champion, defending
the title against Oh. Howdy.
Doody fucking Bob Backlund Brenda, why did you decide to
give us this for homework? You know, I've been looking for

(02:08:07):
a good superstars. Match.
There's plenty of them out there.
And especially after watching the whole episode of Superstars
from HK's homework a couple of weeks ago, I just, I, I had a
couple in mind. And I haven't watched this one
since it aired in 1994. And I've always wanted to go
back and see if how the turn wasand, you know, see how Backlin

(02:08:31):
was. So I was like, yeah, what the
hell? This will make two guys happy.
They're two favorite wrestlers. So, all right, all right, I, I
first I want to. Say I enjoyed this.
Did anybody else watch the wholeepisode too?
I watched. I watched the whole whole thing.
I. Watched the diesel.

(02:08:51):
Match. And the Macklin match.
And then when Todd? Pettengal came up to shill
Summer Slam. I turned it off.
Yeah, I'm with you. Yeah, was Stephanie.
Wine on the. Episode I don't.
Think so. She's she's still with us.
Right, I got to see what she looks like now.
Yeah, no, she's still with us. Duke still hasn't Romeoed her

(02:09:12):
log. Cabin yet, but there was.
There was Matt, and you missed it.
There was a. A like a Domino's undertaker
under Faker commercial with Leslie.
I did see that, Yeah. Dang it.
I enjoyed this match. Yes, I enjoyed this very.
Much. The my I have two complaints and

(02:09:35):
it may because I watched Money in the Bank and then this
back-to-back and I like couldn'tdeal with Pat McAfee because
then I couldn't deal with fucking Jerry Lawler.
And why was Bret Hart working the arm he has?
No move. In his repertoire that involves
him. Like he what?

(02:09:56):
Why is he working the arm? He uses the fucking crossword
faced chicken. Wing.
Was he using the chicken wing atthis time?
Yes. Why do you get home man?
Double T. He used to fucking murder.
Him at the end of the match, butthis is that's when he snapped.
I don't know if. We.
I'm not sorry. I'm not the fucking Bob Backlund
connoisseur, 'cause they're fucking he loses and they're

(02:10:18):
like, this is his last match ever, It's over for him, and
then he fucking snaps and loses the chicken wing.
Was he using the chicken wing before when he was all fucking
Howdy Doody fucking thumbs up yell every time he said shut up
Bob. You fucking put some cash on,
dude. You're bothering me.
Yeah. Find your smile.
Brett up the photo. Pull up your knee.

(02:10:39):
Pads too, Bob. That bothered me the whole match
for some reason. He's wearing Minnesota, he's
wearing a fucking Midville or whatever.
Dumb. Fucking Mudville Odunk.
Fucking Minnesota town varsity jacket.
He's. Wearing the only thing that.
Bothered me is like Bob Backlundworks like fucking meatheads
work out. He was tanning his upper body
and his legs were pale as shit. What the fuck was he doing?

(02:11:02):
Was it just from yard work with no shirt on or did he go to the
fucking tanning bed? Yard work.
I love the match, love the match.
That was great. Was great and.
They were. They were hyping on like Bob is
only four. Is 45.
They're making him seem like an ancient guy.
I mean look at look at the guys these days.
Punk isn't it is Punk's 50s yet?Or at the very least mid 40s.

(02:11:27):
I mean the atheist style was AJ when he.
Was fucking. Cochran WWE Universe.
So yeah. And I'll and I'll tell you this,
this was Jr. at his best. And Jerry the King Lawler.
At his best. As well.
I. Enjoyed the shit out of the
commentary here. Jr. wasn't like the over the top

(02:11:50):
shield yelling by God about everything call this straight
just peppered in like story and he had a chance to tell story
because of the way the guys wereworking in the match.
This was so classic old school. I love the shit out of this.
Even Jerry Lawler wasn't like, he was the dickish like a colour
guy, but he wasn't over the top.Jerry going puppies and and and

(02:12:13):
shit like that. You know, I really like the
balance. That.
They brought to to this match. I like that Brett was getting
frustrated at first. I like that back was getting
frustrated. This was this was fucking
amazing. This really was a great much.
I enjoyed the shit out of it. That forearm, that back like his
fucking knees. Holy shit.
Fucking laid that in there. And then Brett, Brett take you

(02:12:38):
were probably. Going to say this.
Brett. Taken that turnbuckle, it
sounded like it exploded. Why can't nobody take a
turnbuckle like him? Yeah, it's his bump.
Then he made it so good though, like.
And it wasn't. Even the.
Sternum. One it was.
Just a regular. He just makes it look.
Like it fucking kills him and heand he he'll collapse too when

(02:13:01):
he. When he hits a.
Corner, he collapses. Yeah, nobody fucking does that.
There's one he did. I remember him in When Diesel
wins. They have that Royal Rumble
match. He takes the sternum first.
At the time, I remember thinking, like, this guy's chest
is done. Like, how can he go on?
Yeah, no, this was. This was great for and.

(02:13:22):
For a superstars match like this.
Is not even the main event of superstars too, it's the middle.
I was expecting to be the main event.
It's the middle match. Good point.
It was a it was a great match. It was a great match.
I knew going in I was going. To love it because it's it's
it's fucking Uncle Bobby B and Brett.
You know what I mean? I could just I'd I'm not going
to say anything. I'm a huge fan.

(02:13:44):
So but the way the way they work, the match was fantastic.
The thing that I loved. I think probably even more not,
not maybe Bob snapping, but theyslow played into it.
He's slow played into it. Handshake, you know, hand
raised. Bobby maybe not there for it.
Like he's not leaving yet. Brett fucking walking by.

(02:14:04):
I'm going to every corner and Bob just kind of in the
background. Look at him like you can see it
kind of turning for him, turningfor him.
And then Brett comes back to himand he's like, you know, shake
my hand and Bob, like I don't think I'm gonna shake her.
He's like shake it boom smacks him and he he a beautiful smack.
You know what I mean? Like it wasn't just an yeah, it
wasn't just an automatic, you know, now I'm going to turn on
you. There was a little bit of lead

(02:14:25):
into it after the match and a little bit of story right there
as well, because right directly after the match it seemed like
it was OK, you know, good guy, good guy.
We try, you know, I tried. Fine, whatever, it's over.
But as it kind of went on, you're like, oh shit, Bob's
Bob's still there. And he didn't really focus on
him necessarily. Brett's doing corner to corner.
Bob's still kind of there. Bob's looking like he's maybe

(02:14:47):
going to leave. Bob doesn't leave.
Brett walks. Over goes.
To shake his hand again and thencracks him and then that fucking
cross faced chicken wings. A murderer, man, It's a
murderer. And just like it like instant
switch to nuts like. His eyes were, like, insane.
Right away. Yes, looking at the hands.
Absolutely. The referee.
Don't touch me. Yep.

(02:15:09):
Yeah, yeah, it's good. And I.
Kind of, you know, hindsight nowyou look back like it's nice,
like we're heading, we're going to SummerSlam where he's going
to wrestle Owen in the cage. Like they bring it up on
commentary. Owen and Jim, those dastardly
son of a bitches. But like worth their putting
over during this match. Like Bob Backlund's never tapped
out. Somebody else threw the Talon
when he lost the title and that's leading to that Survivor

(02:15:31):
Series match at 94. So it's like little bread crumbs
that like as a 12 year old kid, I was not fucking picking up on
when I'm watching this, you know, surprising me.
You weren't picking up the breadcrumbs.
What are you going to? Do you could do better?
I know. You put all me to that stinky

(02:15:57):
pinky wedding thing. First dance.
My first dance is way before we ate.
Really. Yeah.
He's like right after entrances.Yeah, right after entrances you
do your dance. Yeah.
Wait, so you danced on a? Full stomach and then you
climbed. On your wife's feet probably had

(02:16:18):
a fucking. Head of lettuce.
He didn't have a full stop. Carrots couple carrots piece of.
Celery. I had some jalapeno Mac oh.
Jesus and he fucking. And he blows up and he's like,
Yep, that's me. God damn.

(02:16:40):
Jalapeno Mac and cheese at your wedding?
Oh yeah. Was it sponsored by Dude Wipes?
No, but I I have them. It's all I wipe with anything
else from back on Bret Hart. That you guys want to talk

(02:17:03):
about? Anything in your notes?
No, we covered all of mine. It was just.
It was a fucking blast. Yeah, yeah, the, I mean the
chain wrestling, the frustrate and the and the end.
Sequence too. Where Backlund gets to roll up,
Brett reverses it, gets the three like it would.
That's the beauty about Brett Hart.
Like a lot of his matches, like he just pulls that win.

(02:17:24):
He just doesn't. He doesn't have to set up the
sharpshooter. He went into the a little bit
with the five moves, but he really didn't like he had a
couple of them. But like here, like even when he
beat diesel, like sometimes it'sjust like, you know, as shit's
coming down, he'll just he'll just hook a small package and
get it, you know, which is whichis why like Steamboat Savage is
such a. Classic.

(02:17:44):
Because out of. Nowhere.
You know, there was an elbow, but there was no ref.
But like Steamboat didn't hit a crossbody or anything.
He was going for a body slam. Just hooked him 123.
That was it. Boom.
Yeah. That was that was always one of
the things that like you enjoyedabout.
Brett and and. His work is that you knew if he
locked in the sharpshooter, it was over.
But there were so many other ways that he would and did

(02:18:05):
finish matches. So it wasn't like you were just
waiting for the the sharpshooter, waiting for that
finish, because at any moment hehad that ability to end the
match. That was one of the things that
made his his work extremely enjoyable.
Yeah. Like when he beat Diesel for the
title and fucking Diesel lost his shit because Brett.
Fucking pulled it. He got one over on him.
Yep, that's the perfect way to piss off somebody that you're

(02:18:27):
wrestling when you fucking. Just.
Get that, you get him locked in and that's it.
There's no kicking out that's a great, great Survivor Series
match. Brett Diesel for the title and
then and then the same shit happens to Brett when Owen fell
on him and got the pin at WrestleMania, when Bulldog
fucking won the IC title in England.
Same shit. They're going at it, going at

(02:18:47):
it, boom, just collapse on him. 123 can't.
Get out. King of the Ring win too
against. That's how he won against
Bigelow. Yeah, great.
So handsome Kevin you another great homework.
Assignment from Brendo. Thank you, handsome.
Kevin's going to follow it up. Where you taking us there, big

(02:19:09):
boy? So I am taking us.
To an event I've. Already taken us to.
I'm taking us back to SummerSlamO5 now.
We're going to be looking. At a ladder match because we.
Just got done watching a lot of ladder matches.
We're watching Ray and Eddie forthe custody of Dominic.

(02:19:31):
I I fuck, I remember this as. As as one of my favorite.
Ladder matches of all time. This is, I think, one of the
best summer slams, if not the best summer slam all the time.
So we're going back to that summer slam.
We're watching Eddie and Ray in a ladder match for the custody
of Dominic. All right, And that's on the
Peacock. It's on the cock.
So. If you don't have the cock, I'm

(02:19:54):
sure we can find some kind of a link to it.
Did you see the vault put up allthose hidden ladder matches that
they that that it's like an hourand like 13 minutes like Shawn
Michaels and gold dust from a house show.
I think they did it right beforemoney in the Bank.
They put up all these unseen ladder matches.
They they put up the old Didn't Jake have a ladder match?

(02:20:17):
In it was it Canada? He, yeah, he was one of the
first people in. Stampede.
Yeah. Yeah, 'cause the lighter match
from what I remember was Brett'slike that was.
Bret's I think it was like Jake and Leo Burke.
It might have been or. Maybe that was Dynamite and Leo
Burke in Stampede, the five matches that were released.

(02:20:40):
Shawn Michaels versus Gold Dust from Toronto 1996 IC title, Jeff
Jarrett against the Bulldog, May95 IC title match from 92 July
92, Brett versus Sean, the World's Greatest Tag Team
against Eddie Guerrero and Tajiri from Judgment Day 2003.
Which is doesn't make sense, No.Yeah, the last two are all.

(02:21:06):
Right, whatever. The other one is the. 3 count
against the Jung Dragons. OK, yeah, that was the forgotten
ladder. Matches but I.
Don't see how the last one, that's probably like one of the
most. Famous ladder matches, three
counting and John Dragons. That was.
New blood rising. There it is.

(02:21:26):
Thank you. Thank you.
Was that the one with the? Record on the fucking pole.
Yep, and the oh the record. In the contract, right?
Fucking A Yep man. I found it.
In Stampede, Jake Roberts. Versus Big Daddy Ritter in a
ladder match. Junk yards are really.

(02:21:46):
It's on YouTube too sounds like.Dog shit.
Junk yards, dog shit. I'm afraid to.
Pull it up. Oh no, they only.
Have like 2 minutes of it on YouTube.
Yeah, that's the best of compilation.
What year? Brenda, 19. 79.

(02:22:08):
Woof, I mean dog. Was a beast.
Back then at least. Yeah, he was.
He was. That was before he started
hitting the nose candy. Allegedly, by the way, HK,
Stephanie Wyand. Definitely, definitely.
OK All right. Yeah, Stephanie, why not Duke?
Duke's got to Duke's got to fucking give her the old Romeo

(02:22:31):
treatment. You just got a got a Romeo or a
log cabin. Yeah.
Definitely maybe some of her logs too.
Maybe he could do a little fucking double T ice cream
action with them logs. What do you guys call it, Derek?

(02:22:51):
Cleveland Steamer or Hot Chill or Hot Carl?
There you go either way. Far, though, was there.
Oh. I have it.
Oh yeah, was. It like 8.
Minutes. Or. 8 minutes.
Yep. Yeah, yeah.
I just I pulled that up. Too, Jack.
It's like. It's like what?

(02:23:12):
Who? Jack Sabbath apparently shared.
It on YouTube? Really.
I have it in my life. How long ago was that?
Two years ago. Jack Sabbath still alive?
I guess his. YouTube is no.
Shit, Ron killing's. Got a haircut?
On RAW. This is in my wrestling.

(02:23:35):
Playlist the ladder is like the fucking ladder you.
Use to clean out your gutters. Yeah, that's all about right.
Wait, so somebody has to hold itup?
It's like a it. Looks like they leaned.
It against like the. Ventilation system in the arena?
Come on, that could either be amazing or atrocious little.
Bit of both, that's what. I'm thinking I also have the

(02:23:56):
Queen of the Ring. Tournament before we.
Wrap up if you guys want to hearit.
Oh great, let's end this show ona downer.
Why? On the left side, we got from
Raw, Ria Ripley, Carrie Zane, Carrie Sane, Liv Morgan, Roxanne
Perez. The winner of that will face the
winner of Jade Cargill, Mitchin,Piper Niven and NIA Jax.

(02:24:16):
Mitchin on the opposite side on Smackdown.
Charlotte Flair. Alexa.
Bliss, Chelsea Green, Candace Larae.
For Raw, it's Oscar, Stephanie Vicor, Raquel Rodriguez and Ivy
Nile. Got to be the car baka baka
vakor. All the way.
I think it's going to be. Jade or no?

(02:24:40):
Well. I think it's going to be Jade.
She's going. To win the title.
At Summer Slam and then Naomi's going to fuck her.
Oh yeah, Horny. Got to go.
No, you. Got anything else?
I want Mr. Iguana all day long. You also are horny all day long.
Gotta go. What do we got next week?

(02:25:01):
We got. Sam.
Stackhouse next week. Oh fuck.
And we have a huge announcement.I probably need to be here for
that, huh? Oh boy.
Oh fuck, that's right. Yeah, kinda.
Fuck a duck, all right. Maybe.
We'll have to switch some thingsaround.
On that Yikes. Dogs, dogs.
Oh, Sam Stamps Sam, Sam, Sam. 'S house.

(02:25:25):
I will be here next week, Yeah, I'm gonna slam O 5 Ray Eddy
ladder match to talk about and four hours of AW and who's
cutting whose hair on Raw. That's it, right?
No picks, right? No, no pay-per-view, Our next

(02:25:47):
pay-per-view. Is not till the end of the
month. Night of Champions.
Oh wow, June 28th. Good as long as.
It's not one of those. AW, marathon fucking.
Pay per views. Oh, that's in.
July buddy. All in all in Texas, July 12th
along with NXT that day too. Oh, buddy.

(02:26:07):
Wonderful and. Evolution.
It's going to be a weekend of. Oh yeah, ladies.
Evolution too, right? Ass cheeks galore.
HK we're picking it. Ass solution.
Baby. Oh.
That almost made me gag a littlebit.
You need some cereal and with. That we cue the.

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(02:27:12):
Go. A Night Diana Cabal.

(02:27:53):
Pet and the cat. Oh yeah.
Balls deep Patty Brown Who am I correct be Brian Blair the.
Reason for the. Season is pleasing and
somebody's sucking my Dick. Get on top of me and I'll beat
you off. You fuck it.
Off I'm not looking. To super kick a fucking Turkey

(02:28:20):
not to. I got to delete that one.
Maybe you want? Some titty.
He hit me. With a she looks like.
Jabba's slut, bring me the balls.
That I remember. I want the my, my balls from
memory. Right.

(02:28:40):
I don't want this balls. If the beef's out, let the beef
run. Oh, yeah.
Butts to nuts. I fucking love a veggie platter.
Eat a shit. Tony doesn't see shit either.
You're fine. Me, Wanda.

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