Episode 746: My Stepsister's Too Hot for Her Own Good

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And Now it's time for the Shining Wizards.
You're watching the Shining Wizard Wrestling podcast.

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None. All right, it's episode 746 of
the shining Wizards and if you like putting matches and bro
stuff, this is going to be the episode for you.
We got Sam Stackhouse coming up at 7:30.
We got a new world champion in WWEAW might still be going on, I
don't know. So let's just start with some
wrestling talk. Hey, Tom Wrestling.

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Aston off the HK Brando. All right, Brando.
Tony Handsome Kevin HK I was trying.
I was trying to give you the ball, man.
I know you were giving me the ball and I wasn't ready to
accept the ball. Tony I still thought that you
should have part of the ball with you.
That's OK, man. We're a fucking squad, bro.

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Squad goal I think. You guys are pro peggers by now
by pro. You mean like out of the minors?
Like we get paid for it. Now there's a question.
Tony say they're paying us, how much they going?
To pay us. For pro pegging, yeah.

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I don't know, Do we scale that like wrestling where like we get
a downside guarantee, but then we, you know, we get merch, we
get main events. This is interesting.
Yeah, merch would be nice. It might be something to ask the
Patreons how much would. You pro pegging?
Yeah. From us, though.
Not like just from the general public because we're
professionals, right? Yeah.

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Well, see, yeah. And I was, I think I was going a
different way with that. I was doing like a Wizards.
Only fans. We could do that.
Yeah. Oh, subscription.
Perfect. Then we make money on both ends.
Yeah. 6 figures. 7 figures. What do you need, Tony?

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Hot dog and a hand job. I can provide both Fuck yeah
Sounds like it's ready to me. My man Brendo, what's your
what's your what's where's where's your baseline there I.
Don't think I have one. I'm up.
Forever. God boy freebies.

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Just like Brian knobs his asshole.
Brendo's open for everything. I'm ready to dive right in.
Fuck yeah. Open for business.
Well Brando, I know I wished youyesterday, but again, happy
Father's Day to you. Did you enjoy your white mana
yesterday with the family? You know I did, except for the
fact that they left out a burgerfor me.

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So what do you what do you mean?I felt a little bit on.
I ordered three, I only got 2. Wait, did you did you eat there
or you took home? No, no, we took home that place.
See I. Thought you were going to have
the whole experience at the counter and everything.
No, no. Too many people, not enough
space. So yeah.
It's just easier to do it. Crazy that a spot like that is

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that busy on Father's Day, you know?
It, you know, it wasn't even that busy, like you couldn't get
inside. There were a couple of stools
empty so. There you go.
You can get inside. There were a couple of stools
empty. Hope you're writing hands ready.
I already got one. Would you like another?

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I forgot what you said the otherday.
There was one. You're like, write that down for
an episode. I'd have to look back.
Before you, how was your weekend?
Oh, you know, pretty good, all all things considered.
Pretty good weekend. Yeah, I know you had some shit
going on. I saw in the text, though, it
looks like it's moving in the right direction if I can.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. They, boy, they did not.
They did not fuck with the rightpeople.
I will tell you that. Things are going to end poorly
for them and and I do hope that you know, if there is a hell
that they burn in it. How was your Father's Day, Tony?

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Well, thank you Sir. Didn't even leave the house
yesterday. Actually, that's not true.
I went out in the yard to put the grill away because I grilled
about 6 lbs of chicken on Saturday and never had a chance
to put it away because it started raining.
And you know, sometimes you're better off just leaving it out,
letting the weather fucking clear up.
And of course it didn't clear upfor about 36 hours.
So, but we ordered, we ordered some Italian food yesterday.

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So we ate that drunken chicken parm pizza was extra delicious.
So yeah, other than that, it wascool.
I got some cool gifts. My wife got me one of those
Nintendo pocket watch Super Mario Brothers things.
Me, you know, it's like it's like one of them little like 80s

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handhelds, but like Super Mario Brothers is on it.
So it was kind. Of cool.
I, I'm just, I'm just to be honest with you here, I know I'm
not a father, right? Never going to be a father, but
what, why? Why do we need a Father's Day?
Like, why, right? But why do we need a Mother's
Day? Because I think parents need to

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like get some love and sometimesit has to be forced.
Take take it easy, nooge. But like I just thought I and I
know it's going to be oh, miserable Kevin.
Here he goes. But I just don't understand.
Like I don't get the fucking point.
All right, I'm I'm going to takesome heat for this Mother's Day.

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I can understand not needing a holiday for and here's why.
Here's why. Because because when mom's
having a bad day, or even when she's having a good day, we
always get love you mom. Mom gets a big hug and a kiss.
Like the kids are always lookingout for mom.
You know what I'm saying? There's a different kind of
relationship. Whereas dad traditionally is

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supposed to be the guy that like, when the toilet breaks,
dad's going to fix it. When the fucking sink is
leaking, dad's going to fix it. When the fucking car breaks
down, dad's going to fix it. Dad, don't get a.
Hug dad, don't even get the big piece of chicken at dinner
sometimes so dad doesn't need gifts.
Dad just wants a day where he could fucking kick his work

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boots off, put his feet up on the coffee table and just
fucking chill and play some Fortnite with his Bros.
That's what it is, huh? That's all it is.
If my if my wife and my kid didn't give me a gift for
Father's Day, I I couldn't give less of a shit just to hey, we
appreciate you. Thanks for being there A little
little Barry Harwitz action, except from somebody else and

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not from me. You know what I mean?
What? But then you as a father, can't
you just set that precedent? Can't you just be like once a
month, everybody shut the fuck up.
You would think it would work that way.
I would think it should. It should.
It should, but Bruno, get a test.
It does not. You can't just give me this day,
give me this, give me the third Saturday every month.

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I need everybody. Shut the fuck up and leave me
alone. I would, I'd be all in if it was
both, you know, equal opportunity.
Women gets the second, men gets the third.
They were all happy. OK, so maybe we should rethink
this whole Mother's Day Father'sDay thing and just say we'll
we'll get your parents to shut the fuck up day once a month.

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Or how? About just the fucking parents
month we get 30 days where they for where?
No, let's not now you're gettinggreedy.
You realize how many different groups in this country have a
month to themselves? You're telling me mothers and
fathers don't deserve a month? Just take one day and we can
even get right away that month thing too.
Yeah, but you're you're but you're talking about a day a
month. That's it.
That's close to half a month, right?

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A. A.
Day a month, that's 12 days. You get 12 days.
Yeah. So that's like practically half
a month. Why not a whole month?
Well, again, you're getting greedy, man.
Give Mom the first half of the month to make her happy.
Women first, and then give Dad the second-half of the month.
So give us, give us alternating days.
Every odd day is a Mother's Day.Every every even day is a

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Father's Day. And make it July.
July is a great month because nobody's in school and they can
all service the old man and the old woman.
Whoa, yeah, jeez ervicing them. No, I'm not talking about a
Zoomhoff household. I'm talking about, you know,
bring Dad to slippers, make him some fucking pancakes for
breakfast, you know, bring daddysome slippers.

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I don't know. I got no, I, I am completely
against, I'm completely against groups getting a month.
But in terms of a day, man, likegive dad his day.
Give mom her day. Here's what pisses me off, and
I'm sorry if I'm stepping on toes here.
If you have a mother and your dad's not in the picture, or
vice versa, mom does not deserveto celebrate Father's Day and

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dad does not deserve to celebrate Mother's Day.
You are A1 trick pony, and that's all you're getting.
If you love your mom like a father, maybe you got a problem.
But celebrate your mom twice as hard on Mother's Day and leave
Father's Day to the guys. Just give us something, please.
Yeah. When they start celebrating Cat
Day, that's when I tap out. Tony.

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Oh, Jesus Christ. Just so you know, I guess
Diana's listening. She texted me and says sending
hugs to you. Love you.
You hear that? Yeah.
Diana looking out for her boy, her, her son, who happens to be
a father. Love you too, Diana.
Now, how did Diana's birthday go?
Did she have a great day? Yeah, she always has a great

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day. I assume she does the only.
Here's the reason why it was. Extra special because HK sent
her birthday wishes. She was so oh Kevin was so nice.
He sent me a message. Diana's birthday is on my
calendar, man. It's on my calendar.
No, she's awesome. My mother's incredible.

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The, the, the shit that she had to put up with when we were
kids, the shit she still puts upwith from, from me and my
brothers. You know why?
We're fucking grown men, you know?
Why are you? Giving her a hard time.
You. Bring her on here, I.
Spent 20 minutes. This is how much I love my
mother. We got rid of T-Mobile.
So with T-Mobile I had an extra Netflix account that I wasn't

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using so I gave it to my mother to use.
Well the second T-Mobile got thecancellation notice they said
well fuck you and your Netflix and they cancelled Netflix.
So pre emptively I messaged Diane and I said you're going to
lose your Netflix. I will give you my password you
can use my account. The.
Poor woman trying to get her fucking Netflix account signed

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out on her TV. Thank God I Facetimed her and
thank God I can explain to her where to hold the camera instead
of just seeing like the bottom right of the screen going OK
where do I go? I'm like, you got to hold the
camera. Oh you just see her going like
this? What?
You don't see nothing. You don't.
What? You don't see nothing.
I'm showing you the goods. And, and God bless her, I

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thought she was doing something wrong and it turns out she
wasn't. It was my idiocy.
Actually, it was the people at Netflix, because there's a
button that says exit Netflix, which actually just takes you
out of the app rather than signing you out.
So they can fuck off how hard they make it to just sign out of
an app. But by the time we figured that
out, then it was smooth sailing.But I, I helped Diane out today.

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It was, it was a ride, but we got there.
I'm glad to hear. That you want to visit the
murder building. No.
God no. God, no.
I told her she could come move in with me and she's like, no, I
like it here. I like my place.
Whatever. Whatever, Mom, whatever makes
you happy. That's pretty much whatever.
Whatever makes my mother happy. I'm good for good.

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For you, that's a good one. Real.
Happy to hear that. Yeah, So what do you guys want
to dive into what we got 15 minutes before old big Dick
slinging Sam shows up? What do you got?
What do you got? Brendo Fly, you know.
You know what? Let me do this, let me do this,
Brendo fly 'cause this shouldn'ttake too long.

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I and Tony, you'll appreciate this.
I watched the entire season of the Micro Brawlers TV show over
the weekend. Oh.
How was that? You know what?
Pretty good. Pretty good.
I'm going to tell you this rightnow.
This this this gentleman they call Psycho, right?
He dates. I've seen him.

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He dates a pinky Shortcake. They're married, right?
They're married now. Pinky Shortcake.
Is. Cheesy from the King's King's
court. That's his.
That's his daughter. Oh my God, I thought you were
going to say he married cheesy. No, no, no, and this fucking
this this psycho guy man, He's he's kind of a Dick.

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I don't much care for him right.He's been around, he, I, I feel
like we all know who he is, was.He one of the like the hardcore
midgets, remember? They had them in TNA in the
beginning. Yeah.
I'm pretty sure he was. That's right, yeah.
It was like Tito and somebody Tito and.
Psycho. I don't.
Know if he was the one going to town on himself in the garbage
can in one of those episodes, that was Lanny.

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Yeah, no, it was I I like that. I like there's this little,
there's this I, I'm, I'm callingthem all little.
That's probably offensive. There was this little bitch hot
rod, you know, up and Comer really could go and brick.
That's a very. Funny Brundle fly as.
A As a As a show. Oh, and then?
John, I think it's Moxley's brother is the trainer.

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I know you're going to say Moxley's brother was a Midget.
No, no. Oh, my God.
His little shoulders get dislocated.
He fucked up so hard. It's it's interesting, man.
I don't know if it's necessarilyworth the ride.
I don't think I'd I'd advise anybody to take the ride, but
for something on the in the background while I was so I can

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get my miles in did the trick. Did the trick all.
Right. Have you seen?
Michael Jackson. Yet Michael Jackson's on the
show. No shit.
Yes, yes. What is this on?
What? What?
This is on? This is on Max Pinky Shortcake.
Michael Jackson. Pinky Shortcake.

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A looker. You know, not bad, not bad.
She's married to Psych Psycho. Oh, she got pink hair because
she's Shortcake. I get it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. God, who else?
I mean, there's there's a cavalcade of of characters.
There's this one fat shit fucking guy offered him $5000 to
lose 100 pounds, $5000 weigh in day.

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You know what the motherfucker weighed?
He he fucking gained 10 lbs. No, he lost like he lost 15, but
just completely deflated. Motherfucker.
I was like, what the hell do youthink's going to happen, man?
They show him like eating cheeseburgers, fucking down and
fries. How long?
How long did they give him to lose 100 lbs?
I don't know. It wasn't that long.

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Oh, wait. And this is a this is a little
person. Yeah.
How much does this little fuckerweigh that he needed to lose 100
lbs? Fucker's probably pressing 4.
How? Tall is he probably 4?
And wait. Wait, wait.
And what's this? What's this fucking genius's
name again? They call him God.
What was he? It was No.
Yeah, it should have been Andre.It was Andrew.

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Andrew the Giant. There it is.
They called him Andrew the Giant.
Oh, I've heard of all these. People does he look like Stewie
when he got real fat and Family Guy the one episode years ago?
Nah. 'Cause he, I think he's a
Hispanic fellow. Oh my God, Is that diabetes on
his forehead? No, that is, that's diabetic

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discoloration. That's what happens with darker
skin, folks. Oh my.
God, Andrew. The Giant is he got, he got a
recent of him. Did he?
Did he, is he doing any better? He's got tits.
Well, yeah, he's got tits. Oh, that was a funny thing too.
One of the veterans is like his,you know, what do you call it?

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Not the young boy. Island boy.
Yeah, he's the island boy. So.
And he's just fucking yelling athim all the time.
Clean up your fucking clothes. Go wash your ass.
And he's like, the problem is, is he can't reach his ass.
He needs a fucking rag on a stick.
Who'd you? Guys say that about recently
Yokozuna yeah, yeah if. If you can't reach, if you can't

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go manual, it's time to it's it's time to walk it down.
Yeah, truth. A giant.
Jesus Christ, didn't you see these fuckers?
No, we didn't. We never went, 'cause it was
fucking raining, man. Tony.
Oh boy. Pinky Shortcake Yeah, she's
she's she's not bad, not. Bad not.

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Bad not. Bad.
It was very interesting to see Jon like Jon Moxley's brother as
a traitor and fucking hot rod and little shower getting into
it and he just kind of steps in between him.
He's like not in my class. It's like he can legs.
It's like he. Could take his hands and put him
on the top of each one of their hands.

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She almost looks like a like a miniature Kenzie page.
Yeah. Yeah, I can see that little bit.
Yeah, Yeah. It was really interesting to
find out that I think it was cheesy the fucking the King's
Court the for that Survivor Series match with him and Doink.
Is. Cheesy.
The one with the mustache. I don't remember.

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So that that that's her dad, hermom.
I would. Figure Sleazy might have a
mustache that seems. Right.
Yeah, maybe you're right. You're up, run to fly.
That could be a good good call. But her mom was a, her mom was
a, was a performer too, right? She just got into it.
She's doing it. Hey, which one of our past
guests was Dayton? Bridget the Midget was that
madman. Hondo Yep, he hammered that

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thing. Bondo.
Hey, they're people. Jesus.
I'm worried about saying little in front of all their names
string. I.
Would have said it no matter what if she was.
Bored. Yeah.

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Yeah, Brundo loves the little children.
Right excuses. I like you, take it.
Easy hand God you're we're goingto get bucks showing up anytime
soon, no? We're not.
We might. Would you let?
Would you let handsome Kevin ride on your feet though?
I would, he's a bro. I wouldn't.

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Start at the feet. Tropical chimes in says it still
doesn't negate the hammering. Kathleen Burke sends sends us 2
blue hearts. I don't know what the the blue
heart means I think. That's just the heart.
That's actually my mother. So your.

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Mom, your, your mom is watching this tonight?
Yes. All.
Right. That's good for you, man, Good
for you. So you, you, you keep it clean.
Stop calling. You know a little I mean.
The first time, I was the first time we did that live show when
we're we did it on like Saturdaynight.
She watched that the next day and I was, you know, talking
about the size of Batista's Dickand stuff like that.

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Well. Yeah, well, who doesn't?
The. Stuff of legends.
Well, and Brendefly is kind of the foremost expert on all
professional wrestlers genitalia.
That's. True.
I I did ask you about Andre the Giants and you never got back to
me, though I'm a little concerned.
I did get back to you. Did you get?
Back to me I'm. Pretty sure I remember telling

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you him doing the giant ass in the corner is probably doubly
worse because he probably it probably swings around and hits
you in the face. Or better, or if he twerked
instead of going side to side, like maybe like back smack, like
under the chin, like stop. What the fuck, You like it?

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That's how you know, as I say, that's how you know.
He's not afraid of snakes. He fucking had an Anaconda
between his legs. This.
Is exactly how I thought this episode.
Good shit. I actually.
I actually went to some live wrestling myself this week by

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the way too. Go on I.
In the Mecca, the Knights of Columbus in my town, JCW showed
up for a Thursday night, the light.
So got to see some past guests. You know who's who's on our
show, maybe not as many Alec Price Neil was there, but it was

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a you know, it was a hell of a of a card like every match was
good. No match went like unbelievably
long every. It was.
It just flew by. Did did somebody do the guts
thing or any of that? Did it?
Did you? No no, the Mecca is.

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They don't like to do a lot of like blood and guts though.
The main event it was Matt Tremont and Bam Sullivan against
Beast Man and Mad Dog Connolly and they beat the shit out of
each other for about 1520 minutes.
Beast Man, Beast Man, he's the one that the bear.

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Trap guy, yeah. Bear trap He got the bear trap
on his hand last week and he also tripped coming out and then
threw the threw a chair in the ring and hit the ref in the
ankle with the chair. I.
Don't know if. It's time to bring the guest in.
Or not. I got to see what's going on
here. Something motherfuckers, do it.

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He's having a rave, is he not? It seems like it.
Let's do. This, let's do this, let's
switch this and let's do this and let's do this.
There he is there. He is.
Sam, Stack house. What's going on, brother?
What up? How you doing?
We are doing all right. I heard you're like the Dick

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slinging mambo king or some shitlike that.
I think I was Dick slinging Sam stack house one time but it went
on the Internet so. Let's say you're that tonight,
buddy. So you, you're Dick slinging one
time, yeah. Yeah, just.
One night you were Dick slingingand you never it was a rib.

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One of the people back here in Oklahoma thought it was funny,
so it happened. They all just back when that
like I you remember when like ice people and like if they like
snuck a Smirnoff in the like in your face, you had and you
looked at it, you had to drink it or whatever.
It was like a thing in like 2010or 2011.
They did that to me in the middle of my match too.

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So yeah, it was a night. Well, they were right.
It is funny. And as far as I'm concerned,
that's who you will always be. Is big big Dick slinging big
damn Sam stack house? Yeah, it's on cage match, so
yeah. How many egos do you have you
had in your, in your, in your days?

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I mean, it's pretty much always been somewhat some form of Sam.
Like I was Silo Sam Stackhouse for a little bit because I wore
overalls and shit. It was ridiculous.
And then the Dicks Liggin one and then yeah, that's and then
everything else always been either.
Yeah, Sam Stackhouse been. That's the only other times it
was anything different. I've had a few like monikers
that went before too. OK, but.
Like. The flesh silo that's bad,

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that's. Not bad, I think.
I think somebody called me a meat missile one time on Fuck
yeah. So does the Hammer live up to
the hype? What is that?
What did I miss? Does is Sam stacking?
Oh. Well, I mean, I've been happily
married for for 10 years to a woman I don't deserve, so

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you've. Been you've been happily
married, But has she? I mean, she's, she's still here
and she. Seems.
She seems pretty happy. She keeps me happy once.
I imagine she wouldn't do if shewasn't happy.
We've all punched up, brother. We've we're all there.
Oh yeah, I'm. Well aware I am.

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Is she supportive of your careershe she likes?
That's that's one of the reasonswhy she's perfect.
I mean, we we met through wrestling.
So I, yeah, there's I see dudes every weekend got to deal with
all kinds of shit that I don't, I've never had to deal with.
It's yeah, I could, I could not have gotten luckier.
So because yeah, she was, she's she she's had a few matches and
stuff, but she's and she's my manager for a long time.
So that's how we met a promoter made her my manager.

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And that was like 14 years ago. And now next year's our 10 year
wedding anniversary. So damn.
That's 11. Year old daughter, good for you.
Man, good for you. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I
extremely lucky, but yeah. So she.
Was your manager not your manager anymore?
Well. Because I, I'm, I'm on the road
so much now. It's there.
There's no way both of us could be on the road.

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So. Did the do you find?
Do you enjoy working with a manager ringside?
Is there? Do you have a preference there?
It depends. Like if it's somebody I know
that's cool, but like I've done shows where they'll like I'll
show up and they'll randomly give me one of their like local
people and they're not. They have no idea what the hell
they're doing and they get like they blatantly do things in

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front of the ref And I like I'veI've had bad experiences, but
most of the time it's been good because nine, like 90% of the
time my manager has been my wife.
So it's been it was it was good,but they were I've had a few
that were stinkers now on. The opposite side of that, do
you enjoy working when your competitor has a manager?
If I'm. A babyface, it's definitely, it
definitely is easier if they have AI mean it's it.

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There's a lot more dynamics you can add to the match and stuff,
especially if they have a good manager, right?
I got a. Manager and I'm a babyface.
It's an easy night now I. Want to know because I know you
couldn't make it because of the the poor weather last time.
Is your power. Is your power back?
Are you got a generator? What the Hell's going on?
Sam? You're in the dark.
Oh. I'm in, I'm just, I'm in the
living room right now. It's, it's, I got this little

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light. Is it not bright enough?
I can turn that. That's.
Why I looked like I was at a Raven.
I got this little. This little.
Ring light getting to come. Time to figure.
Good Lord, there we go, we got your next nickname, Raven.
Stam Stack that was. Crazy.
Good thing I don't have what the?
Fuck. Is going on there we're.

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Trying to make it. Brighter.
There we go. That's right, Kind.
Of I'm just. Trying to get back to white.
I don't know. There.
We go. No, I was just, I was concerned.
It was so damn dark in there. I thought maybe you'd get power.
Back in I, I did this thing, I went through this phase where I
like I was really against TV's and I went I went full on

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projectors. So like every room in my house,
I can make pitch black now. So because this is my living
room and, and it's still light outside, but it's I can make it
pitch black in my living room because I I had the projector in
here so. Full on projector all the time
on it, yeah. I've got, we've got one in the
bedroom and in here. And then I had, I had one in my
office at one point too. So yeah, I'll probably never buy

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ATV again. Wow, that that much of A
believer, huh? Oh, I'll yeah, I mean it's I got
AI have like 150 inch televisionin my bedroom.
That's fucking awesome. Yeah, amazing.
You. Need a screen entire.
Wall. Yeah.
I was going to say you need a screen or it's just up on the
wall, no. It's just up on the wall we
used. I used to have a sheet up there,

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but our but the wall's white at our new house.
So I didn't even need to put a sheet in the end there because
it all started because I did this wrestling show and I did.
I took the booking and they paidme in a bunch of like like ring
lights and shit and a projectionscreen.
So. So I had to get a projector and

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I had, I put it up in the livingroom and then my wife was not
about it being in the living room because it's got a big old
stand. It was very much in the way.
So I put it in the garage and I was playing like Call of Duty on
this big ass like 80 inch screenin the garage.
And then I was like, I don't know why people have
televisions. And then I was like, Oh well.
Unless. You want to spend like a
thousands of dollars, you have to make it dark in the house.
And I just figured out how to make every room dark so I can

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have a projector everywhere I want now.
So yeah, I'll buy. I might buy a surround sound or
something from now on, but I don't think I'll ever buy
another TVI. Gotta go.
I gotta go back. You were paid in lights and a
projector is have you? Have you been paid in other
objects? I mean, I've been wrestling a
long time. I'm wrestling.

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Give me give. Me your top give me your top
three give me your. Top I mean the one one of the
big one of the stories that getstalked about most Oklahomans.
I got paid in child support money one time he was like it
was ridiculous. And then probably the lights and
stuff and I get paid in weed allthe time, so that's not a rare

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occurrence like. Quality stuff or they just
giving you the shit no. No, I would.
This one promoter, he used to have a grow like above where he
ran the shows at. So like it was pretty good stuff
for a while, but he didn't do the grow anymore.
But he still hooks me up. But yeah, no, it's pretty not.
And then my man in Colorado, brother, that's my guy right
there. So it.

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Works out, it works out. It's not just, it's not all
about the money, you know, 'cause it saves me money in the
end because what I'm, I'm going to spend my money on it anyways.
So you get a lot, you get a lot more when it's a hookup from a
promoter. So I fuck.
Yeah, dude, I've learned. That and mostly promoters on the
on the lower levels, it's a whole lot easier to get like
stuff out of them than there's money.
I've gotten way more like because like I guarantee that

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projector stand and all the likes and stuff was worth way
more than I would have got for wrestling in that match if I
just asked for money. Oh.
Fuck. Yeah.
So. Yeah.
I don't mind bartering. Marker.
And Sam Stackhouse, A promoter'ssitting back and going to be
like, well, I could pay ya, but I got this 91 Dodge Omni I.

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Mean. We can talk.
Oh. Shit.
Oh. Man, got to get it back
together. Back together.
Oh boy, so man, so how? How long have you been running

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hard now, Sam? This, this year will be 16 years
in October since my first match.So it's been, it's already been
16 years since I started training because I started
training in like March of 2009 or something like February or
March or something like that. Jesus.
And what you thought like when you got into this, like, man,
one day I'm going to earn a projector.
I mean, I, it's, it's crazy because I, I try to look back,

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people always ask me like what Iwas thinking and I, I like, I
don't remember like what my, what my big dreams were, my
plans like what I had. I don't think I had if it, if I
know me and I didn't, I didn't have a plan.
I just someone told me about a wrestling school.
My brother told me that I was fat and could do flips and I
could probably do. I could probably be a.
Good wrestler, so that's. How that happened and then I was

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like hey, I can do and I startedI started going to the shows for
like 6 months and then I then I signed up for the school.
And now you have big dreams. Yeah.
Now I have big dreams. Yeah.
Yeah, I'm. Growing up now.
Gotcha gotcha. Like.
Like just different. Things you could barter your
talents for, right? Oh yeah.
Yeah, yeah. Well, my, my, my, like, no
bullshit. My whole dream is to retire.
I want to retire to Colorado on a mountain, move to one of the

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mountain towns and I want to grow weed and tomatoes and then
just trade that for because theyhave towns up there that work on
the barter system. That is my dream.
So I'm eating tomato, I'm bartering.
I'm big on weed and tomatoes. It's my two favorite things, so
I'm going to throw those, diversify them.
I'll trade him though Bob down the road if my toilet need, if I
need plumbing or something like that because he's a retired

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trucker. OK, we'll have a doctor
somewhere that retired up there and.
I I got to believe that the weedand tomato guy has got a compost
toilet. I mean, oh God, I'm not.
I'm not weird. That's weird.
That's. Weird.
It's. It's there.
I'm going to take advantage of it.
I'm not. I'm not trying to like, I'm not

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going to shit in a bucket to prove a point to somebody
because no, like nobody cares about it and I'm not doing that.
That's crazy. I like out, I like outdoor stuff
and like the just as much as thenext guy, but I also like
running water and toilets and whatnot.
So we're not, we're going to have to move.
We're going to have to move to amountain town that's got hurt.
Wedding tomatoes, man. How are you eating your tomatoes

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Well. Salt.
I eat tomatoes like apples sometimes I'll just bite into.
I don't like oh shit, tomato with salt and pepper on it is
that's all I need. I'm good.
And some like, yeah, I'm good, man.
But you're not sure I love anything else.
I love popping like cherry tomatoes, but I love.
Cherry. Yeah, I'll eat those too, but
I'll eat big. Like we have these ones here
called Cherokee Purples, and those are my favorite.

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They're like, they're tomatoes but they're purple.
Hence the name, but yeah. Yeah.
They're dope, They're dope. They get like, they get like,
like some of them get huge. That's crazy.
Those and you don't like, you don't like roast them or
anything or I mean. I do sometimes like I'll I'll
like, but I'll, I'll just bite into a tomato sometimes, but I I
I'll cook them. I actually don't.

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I I'm like I don't like big cooked chunky tomatoes.
Like if it's cooked tomatoes, it's got to be like small bits.
I don't like I'm weird. I like I just like the way
especially like y'all looking atme like this, because you never
grown a tomato tomato. If you grow a tomato, everybody
didn't do it. You go to 1 by the store bought
tomatoes you that's why you're looking at me like that.
You just think that's why OK, you go grow your own tomato.

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You take a bite out of that son bitch then then.
I got. I got tomatoes outside, Sam.
Yeah, I got tomato outside. It's different.
I mean, it's these two fuckers. All right?
I'm with you. No, no, no, no.
We're Jersey. We eat tomatoes and projectors.
Me and Sam. You 2.
Fucker I. Got cows and tomatoes here.
What the fuck are you talking about?
I don't think you do. We don't have these fucking

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purple hazed tomatoes and stand on.
I didn't even know about them until like 2 years ago and
they're they're great. They're fantastic.
Let's. Well, let me ask you this, Sam,
because you're, you're an Oklahoma man, correct?
Yep. Are you familiar with the Jersey
Cow? I don't.
I don't want a Jersey cow is no.Son of a bitch.
All right, never mind. God, not moving on.

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It was it was going to be a thing and it's not because I
did. These two fuckers they're
talking about, we're the tomato guys.
They're going to all of a suddenthey're going to be super AG
guys and they're not AG guys. They don't know agriculture.
They don't know shit about it. I mean, I don't know.
Shit, I started, I started a garden when, when COVID was
happening, that's when I startedout in the garden.
And just like. Everybody else I was stuck at

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the crib, didn't have anything else to do.
This fucking and the government was.
Paying me to stay at home. He's got a John Deere riding
mower. He thinks he's a fucking
agriculturalist. All of a sudden.
I. Mean listen, if I had, If I had.
Fucking training wheels on it. No bullfit.
Just 20 minutes ago I was playing Farming Simulator.
So. If.

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I had a if I had a John Deere riding mower, I would ride that
to the. I'd ride that to the store like.
If. I would be yo they you couldn't
tell me shit if I had one of those I.
To be honest, I have a Cub Cadetand a John Deere.
Like, I'm not. I'm not.
I'm not telling me shit. I'd be.
The neighbors would hate me because I'd just be riding up.
I'd be riding up and down the street.

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I'd make an excuses to go to thecorner store just just just to
ride my mower up there. To be fair, I don't have enough
room to even get a riding mower so.
Because I wish I got a we have abig, like we have a pretty big
backyard and it sucks ass more. I wish I had it riding more.
Skip, just pick one up Sam. Trade for one, man, you're out
there, right? I didn't.

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Start out, I'm going to start putting fillers out there like
we'll work for sure. Wait wait, wait, wait.
Got to show this one. I saw this.
Don't like Kevin Fulio? Whose garden is it?
That's that's my wife. Thanks, babe.
Thanks, babe. Calling me out there.
What are what are you drinking there, Sam?

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You know, tea. Tea.
Yeah, I made it earlier. I was.
Hoping it was tomato sauce, no. No, I told you if it buy a
tomato, I just bite right into it.
What is so you're? Based on Oklahoma.
But obviously you'll you'll do dates just.
About anywhere is the Oklahoma scene, is it strong right now?

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Listen, I'm going to be honest with you.
I don't I don't wrestle here anymore really.
So I nobody really talks to me anymore for I I have like a few
people that still fuck with me, but it's weird.
It's weird. It's weird vibe here right now.
I don't know, it may just be me,but I don't think it is.
But it's it's it's weird. I mean, there's there's some

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solid dudes here. It's just like the problem in
Oklahoma is I've set this for you since I started getting out
of Oklahoma because mind you, super hypocritical because I
wrestled here for like 13 years and was like big giant fish in a
tiny ass little pond for a long time.
So like, I love it here. I'm not shitting on it.
But like the whole problem is, is that like the whole training

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thing here? No one's training professional
wrestlers. They're just training bodies on
their show. That's all they're trying to do.
So like it all the new guys here, they know how to do moves
and stuff, but they have but andthen they go try to do a travel
show and they get all disheartened because they think
they it doesn't go the way they thought they did at their home
like it's supposed to and stuff.So that that's the main problem
here is, like I said, they're not training professor

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wrestling. They're just training bodies to
be on their shows. And that's that's the main
problem. And there's some good.
I mean, there's some, there's some.
Solid talent here. Like we got they scooped up
Cappuccino Jones, the WBIDID thing did and I remember it's
going to sound like such an old man fucking thing to say, but
like I I came to a training thing when he was still training
and like I was asking her. I was like who the fuck is this

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kid? So like he, I.
Like, like again, it's gonna sound like an old man thing, but
that that kids going to be that that is going to be a star.
So there's, there's, there's solid stuff around here, but
just, you can't, you got to get away from here for, to, to do
anything really. There's nothing, there's nothing
here that's like elevating anybody.
And that's that's the problem. What are the fans like there?

(40:44):
Are they like the old, like it'sstill real fans or something
along that line? Like you got to watch a mix.
Between those, it's a mix between those and then fans who
think they're friends because all the fans are friends here.
So it's it's a big it's a thing,which I mean there's some
there's some really cool fans here.
Don't get me wrong, there's somesuper cool fans here that that

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have become my friends. So, but it's just it's it's it's
weird here right now. I don't know if it's like that
everywhere, but it's definitely it's definitely weird here.
They like it feels weird too, because now I do.
I kind of feel like an outsider in my own in my own places now
because like I said, I wrestled here for my entire adult life
pretty much. And now there's people on these
shows that I don't even know whothey are because I haven't It's

(41:27):
been since I got on since I've been traveling every weekend and
stuff. I don't I don't get to do very
many local shows anymore. So is.
Is the foundation good? Like are the guys that are
training these new guys, like, are they worth anything?
Or is it just kind of like bad habits are getting taught, you
know, down the line? Is that the problem?
There's really, I mean, I might get, I mean, I like I'm, I may

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catch you for this. If we, if certain people see if
there's really only one or two people in this state that train
people that have any business that can actually teach people
past doing moves. So because the problem is no one
from Oklahoma has gone outside of Oklahoma to learn more.
So like there's, I mean the all like at every school in
Oklahoma, there's a there's a coach there that is good at

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teaching the moves and stuff like that.
And that's what I'm saying. Like they're they're really good
at teaching people how to be bodies on shows and like, but
they're not teaching people how like the business side of
wrestling works. How to not how to not get
discouraged because you work with crappy promoters, how to
how to budget your money wise, how to how to find Pete gear
makers or how to make like they they're not teaching them any of
that stuff, how to work social or how important social media is

(42:30):
nowadays like that. That's the stuff that people
need to know. And that's because nowadays it
takes a whole lot more than justbeing able to do cool moves to
everybody's athletic. You know what I'm saying?
Like, you know how many fat newsthere's like be even being fat,
Being able to do a moonsault is not that rare anymore.
There's plenty of them. So it's not, it's not like, it's
not like moves don't matter and being able to it takes more than

(42:52):
that. And that's the part that that I
feel isn't getting taught at a lot of these schools nowadays is
which it wasn't I, it took me 13years before I like, I've
learned more in the last three or four years than I learned in
the previous 12 or 13 years of, of wrestling.
So it's, it's just there's nobody here that's done it.
So there's so there's no one here to teach it.
Would you go ahead? I mean, the last couple of years

(43:15):
you've been working, you know, you've been getting out there,
like GCW is becoming like a mainstay for you.
Who do you enjoy working with? And I guess the second part is
like, who do you still want to work with?
Like who's still on the list forSam?
Like. Wrestling wise or promotion
wise? Oh no.
Wrestling. Yeah.
Yeah. In the ring, yeah.
I mean, like Calvin Tateman is been.
I've been calling for that matchfor forever.

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I'm trying to get that. I'd love to have a desk match
with Matt Tremont. That would be sick.
I mean, there's still plenty, I guess.
I mean I've got to rest with people that like 3 or 4 years
ago I wouldn't have to pay just to beat and now I can talk to
like it's it's insane, but that what like it's crazy.
But so there's still plenty of there's still plenty of dream
matches I haven't had. I'm trying to think of the mate

(43:57):
like Crash Jackson on the wrestle him.
I don't know if y'all see he's up at a revolver.
He's. Great.
Another big dude does all kinds of crazy stuff.
Brian Malonis was on that list, but he, I, he retired the other
day when it sucks because he wason that like that.
Yeah, there's a bunch. There's a bunch of people on
that list. With you being like I said,

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based in based in Oklahoma, I mean, are you still, are you
still making those, those Rd. trips?
Luckily I've been flying more recently.
Which is it? But yeah, and I was, I wish.
Like I'm driving all this week and I got Little Rock on Friday,
Missouri on Saturday and then Kansas City on Sunday, which it
in the crazy drive you. Don't.
You don't need to go to Missouri, Sam, You know as well

(44:42):
as I do Missouri fucking sucks. There's nothing there.
Just drive right through it back.
When I had back when I started ashoot job, I was in, I was in
Missouri every day, every day, Monday through Friday.
So you know. Yeah, they out of that shit
hole. Hey, they, they, those fans are
cool. The fans are cool there.
Missouri sucks. Man.
I'm going to tell, I'm going to tell them all to kiss my ass on

(45:03):
Saturday. But they're cool.
They're cool now. Let them know they live in a
fucking shit hole. Yes, I'll be in Springfield on
Saturday. Yeah, Little Rock Friday,
Springfield Saturday and then Kansas City on Sunday.
But I think, I think Kansas City, KS on Sunday.
OK, that's. A good That's a good weekend,
man, That's a good weekend. What's GCW?

(45:23):
Friday and Sunday and then Mid Mid states is Saturday, so it'll
be it'll be a good weekend, be agood weekend.
You got you got a road trip snack man.
You get, you got, you got a staple in the car.
Tank. A tomato.
I mean, I, I, I, you know, I'm looking a little.
Veggie cups, I get them things all the time.

(45:44):
Oh yeah. Let's see, it's probably
Starburst. I think Starburst is my
Starburst in my jam. What are you?
What are you? What are you drinking?
I've tried to get off of energy drinks but you.
Could. Be those.
But now I've been on this, I've been on this ginger ale kick
recently. So like when I'm on the road,

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they got because in Oklahoma we don't have, we're not very
sophisticated with our ginger ale here, but we got we got
ginger ale and then during Christmas time we got cranberry
ginger ale. But I, I was in LA of like last
month and they had like BlackBerry ginger ale, like
fruit punch ginger ale, cherry ginger.
I was like, what are we doing here?
So I've been trying different ones, but I've, yeah, I've been

(46:27):
on this ginger ale kick lately. Well.
It looks like it looks like my wife's not the only one to chime
in. It looks like Brendo's wife
wants to know where's your favorite place to wrestle?
And for the love of of everything, don't say fucking
Missouri. I would not, not say probably
Dang, Hawaii was pretty sick. But I mean, just as far as like

(46:53):
the way the there was a where was it at?
We did the show at this, this venue that like I guess it used
to be like a old Catholic schoolor something like that.
So like where the show was was this big auditorium.
But like if you look through thecracks, like there was a whole
full like gym like of like 2, like 20-30 feet below that.

(47:16):
So like underneath this floor where the ring was, it was just
there was nothing. But it was OK, What the heck?
The light went off. But it was just it was just cool
because like there was all kindsof hidden rooms and like the
security guard like showed me around and he like showed me
where I'm pretty sure that wherethe priest used to beat on, like
beat on the children and whatnot.

(47:37):
It's like like wait. On.
Beat on, beat off, whatever. Beat off on probably, but.
It was, it was, it was like, it was creepy and cool at the same
time. Which part?
I mean the cool part. Was that like, it was like a
like it was like a 140 year old building.

(47:58):
That was the cool part. Yeah.
And it looked like a, it looked like a mini Hammerstein.
Like it looked like if if Hammerstein and that building
that that GCW runs in LA, the Ukrainian Cultural Center or
whatever, if those two had a baby, that's what the auditorium
looked like. It's in Cleveland.
That's where it's Cleveland Summer Slam weekend.
That's where it was at. Yeah.
That place was pretty cool. That was pretty chill.

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Talk to me about work in Hawaii man.
You never hear shit about peoplework in Hawaii.
Arrested. Megan Bane in Hawaii.
OK, not bad. That's a strong woman.
OK, That I was like, Jesus. Because, I mean, you know,
everybody knows what wrestling is usually.

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I got to help people out a little, like, you know, and I
figured I was going to have to help her out a little more than
I usually do. No man, no.
She hit me with like a German orsomething off the middle rope
and like I had no choice, but she didn't give me no option.
Yeah, like she's she is crazy strong.
It is insane. Wow.
Is there? Is there anything that you won't

(49:03):
take, Sam? Is there anything like, and I'm
not talking about like fucking gusset plates and bullshit.
I'm just talking about you're, you're, you're, you're just
having a regular family show match.
You just go. You know what?
I'm not fucking taking that. Not really I've retired from
floor from bumping on the floor.I think I've retired that, but
other than that, I'm pretty mucheverything else.
I'm pretty much open to. I love a good I love a good neck

(49:25):
bump. So poison rinders and Canadians
are my favorite thing and I'll get taken very much, very much
because people are vaginas. But but like what something
wrong? I say that I would I wouldn't
let me do half the shit people would let me do either.
So I I feel you, but. But.
No, there's not really. And even on the the deathmatch

(49:48):
stuff that I haven't, I've not really said.
There's not really been much andI was like, fuck that.
There's stuff I don't like, but there's not.
I've not really met anything where I'm like, I'm never doing
that is. That something you're looking to
do more of? Because I noticed you're doing
some of those with like other kids.
With certain people, like if I don't want to just I don't want
to just do them for no reason, but like, because I'm not like I

(50:10):
have, I've got a lot of respect for these deathmatch guys.
People think like people can think what they want about
deathmatch wrestling or whatever.
And some of it is absolute garbage.
I will give you that. But some of these dudes out here
are like, fuck, they're, I mean,they're incredible wrestlers.
They just happen to do that in glass, which is whatever, you
know, to each their own. I dabble like I, I, I hop in,

(50:30):
get some cool scars and some cool pictures and videos and I
hop out because, like I said, I,I, I'm retired from bumping on
the floor and these, these men, these dudes are taking crazy,
crazy bumps. Cannot, it could not be me.
You can cut me. I'm cool with that.
I'll bleed everywhere. I'm fine with that.
Some of these bumps, these dudesare taking this insane, but good
on them. And the people, people eat it

(50:51):
up. People eat it up.
So we know I'm definitely open to doing more like I, there's
one there. I got a big one coming up that's
not been announced yet. That's on my birthday.
That's going to be pretty sick at the ECW Arena, which is even
better. So that's going to be pretty
dope. And like I said, one of my dream
matches is one with Matt Tremontbefore he's done because that's
like, that's my, that's my deathmatch GOAT, so.
I have a feeling you would be more than happy to throw KJ into

(51:14):
a couple of panes of glass thesedays too.
That's I'm going to see him thisweekend.
We don't we're going to have to.I'm trying to give this full
some chances to chill, chill out.
But little man's tripping. Little man is tripping bro.
Going to the chat here, SJ wantsto know who was your inspiration

(51:35):
that got you into wrestling? Can I take a stab at it?
Was it? Gigolo Jimmy Del Rey.
I don't. Know who that is?
So no. It's it's the.
Night time, we'll see you later.That's.
That's like the third time that I've let you down.
I'm just, I'm messing all up today, man.
That's my bad. That's all right.

(51:55):
Gigolo's garbage so well. Back.
Here you need me. As me and my me and my brother,
me and my brother got heat rightnow because he's being an
asshole. But it was really, I mean, it's
my it was. I give all the credit to my
brother for getting he's one gotme into wrestling like I used to
do, like four 50s and shooting star press on the diving board
and shit. And I've never been small.

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So he always told me that I would be good at wrestling.
And we even we've been wrestled one time in the backyard and
whatever year it was Romania where Trump was on there and
like Vince may had to get his hair shaved or whatever.
My brother going full well who was going to lose that match bet
me and we whoever lost has got to get their head shaved to and
he fully knew what was going to happen and still put me over in

(52:38):
the backyard. I mean, I got to shave my
brother's hair and stuff, but like he was the one.
Yeah, he and he's yeah, he's theone that always told me that
about wrestling is the first onethat showed me wrestling.
So he's definitely the one that is responsible for getting me
into wrestling. Did you?
Have a moniker When you and youryou and your brother were
wrestling in the backyard, you come.
I didn't. I didn't even have a name the
day of my debut. So I never, I never thought

(52:59):
about any of that stuff. I wasn't.
I didn't become Sam Stackhouse until maybe 2 hours before my
first match. Really.
Yeah. So I didn't have anything.
And then how? How did you land on Sam
Stackhouse then? Well, my keep in mind just since
2009, my trainer asked me who the last what the last name of

(53:21):
the people on my favorite television show was.
And at the time, my favorite television show was fucking True
Blood, and their last name is Stackhouse.
So that's how I became Sam Stackhouse.
And then Sam is my roommate, so.Alliteration always helps, yeah.
Yeah, and I mean, it just made sense too.
I mean, it just happened. It just happened to work.
But that's literally what it was.

(53:41):
He asked me what the what the last name of my, of the people
on my favorite TV show was. And it was, yeah, it was
Stackhouse. So and then it just fits.
So it's been that sensitive. Interesting.
Interesting. I was.
I was hoping for something more deep.
I'm going to be honest. No.
And would you? Would you God damn it, Sam,
would you watch some gigolo Jimmy Del Rey for me?
No. Please.

(54:04):
Don't. Please don't.
Gigolo, Jimmy Del Rey. You got it, pal.
Thank you. I appreciate you, man.
I appreciate you. I I watch, I've watched all
kinds of wrestling. So I don't.
I'll just don't. Do a deep dive.
He's not the greatest person on the planet.
So I'm talking about the wrestler, Tony.
Yeah, yeah, I'm talking about the guy that was the wrestler
who did other things besides he don't.
No, no, no, no, no. I don't know about.

(54:26):
All that no. You don't.
You don't want to know. Allegedly Dutch.
Mantel recently talked about it.He.
He. He he made.
Some better decisions than Jimmydid.
Let's just put it down. He doesn't know he's senile.
He doesn't know what he's talking about.
I take it that's not an energy drink there, Sam?
Nope. It's sweet tea.
Fuck yeah, dude, fuck. Shit.
Hey. When was the last time you shit

(54:46):
your pants? Probably right, 2013.
Not even that long ago. Not long enough ago.
No. That's pretty far away, 12
years, that's. A considering this show, that's
a long time, but I. Mean I was still a grown ass man
and I should have just. I.

(55:07):
Been there, but. Was was it in the ring?
Was it I mean? It was almost in the ring.
I made it out of the ring, but Idid not make it to the bathroom.
So oh God. Bubble guts in the middle of a
match. Well, I.
Definitely had the flu or some some deathly illness because I I
also puked underneath the ring during the match too.
And the grossest part about thatis it the show was in a fire

(55:28):
station and like we had we also wrestled in like an 8 sided ring
for a while for some God awful reason.
But like a year after that matchhappened where I puked and shit
myself like they were moving thering and then there was just
this black spot underneath the ring because no one ever went
back to clean my puke from a year ago it.

(55:49):
Had just been. Yeah, dude, it had just been
under there, so there's no telling how many people like,
stored stuff underneath there and didn't know, and they pulled
it out and hit each other with my puke chair like it's
disgusting. Yeah, but.
My puke chair. Holy yeah it.
Was great, yeah. There's no telling what that's
It was a health hazard for sure.Jersey.
Cow, Jesse says. You got me by a decade and

(56:09):
changed Jesse. Does that mean you were closer
or further away in time? That's a good question.
Yeah. Jesse probably shit his pants in
the last two years. I could see that.
I would imagine so. If anything, Matt shit his pants
for him. Yeah.
Yeah, Matt was pretty recent. The wizard is not here with us
tonight. What was it?
It's within the past 3-4 months that he should have.
It's within the past 30 minutes.You got the text.

(56:33):
Yeah, he's he's. He's working acceptable if it's
like a medical emergency. Oh.
No, this is just a fucking. Tuesday for Matt.
He's working. He's working a job right now.
He's he's, he slings pies on a pizza truck and he, he texted us
a little while ago, said he almost didn't make it and he
shouldn't send a picture of the Porta Potti.
So he he might be covered if he has an incident.

(56:55):
That was besides trucking. That's right.
That's the most jobs I've had was at pizza places.
That's my very first job. The the the wizard that almost
shoot his pants did send us the picture of the the porta John
'cause that's where he does his laundry.
Now, Sam, you seem much more sophisticated than than the the
wizard that's not here. When you take a shit, you close

(57:16):
the door right to the bathroom. Generally, yeah.
Yeah, right. There's no reason not to close
the door, right? So.
We close, right? Yeah, That's that's, that's
great. I mean, that's like day one
stuff. You just shut the you.
Know that's. Wild.
Yeah. And you would never, you would
never do your laundry in a portaJohn.
Right, Sam? Most people.

(57:36):
Wouldn't. Right.
I mean, I can pretty confidentlysay like.
I mean, mind you, unless something drastically changes in
my life, which I hope it doesn't, I don't think that I
will be doing my laundry in a Porter John anytime soon now.
And if you were to shit your pants, you would, you'd throw
that shit away, right? Underwear, all that.

(57:57):
Yeah, I mean. If I'm at home, I'll like.
If I'm at home, the underwear definitely gone.
Underwear's gone no matter whereI'm at.
Yeah, OK, That's that's those are unretrievable or yeah,
whatever. They're done.
But like, if my pants, you know,if I'm at home, I'm gonna wash
them. If I'm on the road, I'm just
going to leave them. OK, That shit stays in Virginia

(58:18):
wherever the fuck I'm at. You know what you should do?
I'm gonna leave it in the first truck stop bathroom I can get
into because then they'll just blame one of the truck drivers
and it'll be fucking. That's not the worst thing
you're gonna find in a truck stop bathroom.
Believe me when. You're going through Missouri.
Just leave them there. They'll never notice.
There LA is the LA is the shittiest place ever.

(58:38):
Literally the first thing I saw when I was there was someone
taking the shit on the sidewalk just just for.
Just chill. Just.
Like it was just fine. I don't know.
I don't know how people live there.
I don't either brother. I don't.
I kill. People every day.
Like if I had enough money to live in LA then that fuck it,
that means I've got enough moneyto not to not live there and I
would not live there. Amen to that that.

(59:01):
Place is awful. I don't understand.
I don't understand. That's all right.
Sam. It's sometimes the.
The wizard that's not here actually wanted me to ask you a
question about KJ. He wanted to know if you think
he got in Sammy Guevara's ear and had him dump Pam.

(59:22):
Since. He's such a piece of shit, damn.
We deep cutting people. Oh yeah, Dang.
Listen, he might have, because he is.
He is acting like a real piece of shit lately.
So he. Might have all right, he
probably he probably introduced,he probably introduced fucking
Sammy and and oh, Melo probably anyway, he's probably he's

(59:44):
probably one who did it. You know they're all there at
that same time. It checks out.
They were. Oh yeah.
Oh, yeah. Oh, he was.
Yeah, yeah, he was all, yeah. He was all there for that.
That's when they was they, they were all deep in that vlog crew
then. Not acceptable.
They did do some. Weird shit.
They did do some weird like whenAtticus was coming up with all
them videos, it wasn't hard for him to come up with stuff

(01:00:06):
because they did do some weird stuff.
I'm not. I mean they did and I've told.
I told him that before he turnedinto a douche.
We did. He did some weird shit.
There was. A lot of times where they were
more naked in bed with each other than they ever would need
to be. And then the leashes and walking
each other and stuff. I don't understand.
They, they used their own. You know what?

(01:00:27):
I'm saying it was a weird time COVID.
Was a weird time, you know, people was just doing shit, you
know they missed each other I. Don't.
Know. I don't know, all I did during
COVID was play fucking war zone and Madden so and plant tomatoes

(01:00:51):
and I started smoking weed during COVID too.
So. You started during COVID.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I was a truck driver
before that, so I. Oh, gotcha, Yeah.
Dot Yeah. And then I like, it was crazy
how it worked out because like Iwas a truck driver, I got laid
off right before COVID happened.So like my, my unemployment
started the day everybody else and their mom got on

(01:01:13):
unemployment. So I was chilling and I got all
the benefits. Like I'm, I mean, I know COVID
was a bad time, but your, your boy was fine.
Your boy. I was.
I was in my garage playing freaking war zone on a
projector. They pay.
They like the government was paying me an ungodly stupid

(01:01:35):
amount of money to sit at home. It was so stupid.
But I mean, it was cool. It was cool.
Plus like I, I just, I told my buddy today, dude came and
looked at my truck. If it wasn't for wrestling, I
wouldn't leave my house anyways.So you can, you can't threaten
me with a quarantine pal. That is not a threat to me.

(01:01:56):
I'm praying for another one. Miners call like the death and
destruction like. You know, let's see, people.
Listen and like, don't you know?But I wouldn't be mad at another
one. Nah.
Me either. Either way it goes.
To be honest with you either. Way like they didn't like we
took in Oklahoma, COVID didn't exist here so we done we stopped
wrestling for like a week and 1/2.

(01:02:17):
So there was. No, I, I tell people that this
in some of these states, they didn't get to wrestle for like a
year. I'm like, that's great.
We we waited two weeks, tops. Like.
As soon as they said we could have more than 15 people in a in
a fucking room, we was back at it, pal.
That's like. And even when we couldn't, we
weren't supposed to be around. We were still wrestling on
YouTube for no reason. So like, it was it.

(01:02:40):
Was insane what it they wouldn't?
Even they wouldn't even hand us our dominoes.
They would fucking deliver it, put it on the front steps and
put it on a cardboard box like the ground had fucking COVID.
So the thing was like floating so you could just pick it up.
It was the fucking dumbest shit,Yeah.
That's wild. Yeah, no, I went to New York.
I went to New York City for thatfirst Amberstein show and like

(01:03:01):
you had to show your card to getinto any.
They wouldn't let you in anyway.Yep, that's.
Right, like I can go to. PBS you can go anywhere.
They were they were checking people to let him into the the
show. Yep, at the end.
I was like. This is crazy.
It was a wild time. It was a wild time.
It is. Well, it's been a wild time too,
Sam, man, before, before we let you go here, I got to ask what's

(01:03:24):
on the horizon. Anything you want to you want to
plug? What do you got going on, Sam?
Well, I said this weekend I got a big GCW weekend.
I'm going to give that little, that little fucker one more
chance to stop being a douche. And then if he don't, then I'm
going to have to. I mean, I didn't want to put
hands on him in, in, in AtlanticCity, but he just would not
listen to him. And he hit me in the head like

(01:03:45):
10 times. What are we, what are we doing
here? What are we doing here?
And he got beat by a girl, whichI mean I granted I got.
Beat by the same girl before. OK but I'm not a Dick head so it
wasn't as bad. I only got beat because she's
good. He got beat because he deserved
it. This is this is cute, but you
never think I understand. And like I say, got mid states

(01:04:07):
then DCW in Dallas is going to be cool.
I got this. Here's my first gathering of the
Juggalos, which is going to be crazy because I started with the
JCW there. I'm I'm Mr. happy there.
Wear a mask is pretty fun. It's pretty cool.
Listen, the Juggalo thing. I'm having a whole lot better
time on the Juggalos thing. I thought it was going to be
it's like 1. Honestly one of the most well

(01:04:27):
put together like things I've ever been a part of.
Like they got all the travel handles, like they take like all
of it. It's all like it's it's pretty
well put together. And Violet Jay is a pretty cool
dude. Like he's pretty, he's pretty
chill. He just he'll just call randomly
and talk to you about Bigfoot. It's crazy.
He's. Fucking.
He's fucking shit. Yeah, he's cool shit.
So I'm looking forward to the next and that week's going to be

(01:04:49):
crazy. It's like I think it's coming up
in August, but like because I'vegot the gathering on like
Thursday and Friday and I'm at N.W.A on Saturday.
So it's like the two most complete opposite places that I
could ever be. Like I'm going to have to
pretend to have my shit togetherby Saturday because I can't
imagine that I will be do makinggood decisions on Thursday and

(01:05:09):
Friday. So but I'm about to this week.
Also, my merch store will be dropping.
I think it's like Sam Stackhousemerch Big cartel store going to
be dropping. So if anybody wants some sick
ass merch. Also, if any wrestlers are
watching or anybody who does anything that needs merch, I
make I make all my own merch. I make other people's merch too.

(01:05:31):
So yeah, that's pretty cool. But yes, about it.
There's more wrestling. We got a lot of this.
This was my last like easy week the next got a lot of stuff
coming up. It's going to be a busy summer.
It's going to be a busy summer. Before you go, we got a a quick
question. Who are you going to side with,
GCW or JCW? Listen, that's that's going.

(01:05:51):
Nuts right now. I mean, I guess let's do
everybody's my flight to Ohio. That's.
The right answer? Yeah, yeah.
Not listening. I'm, I'm trying to find a way
where maybe I'm trying. I don't want to.
I don't want to have to pick, you know, I can be, I can be Mr.
Happy and Sam Sackhouse. It's going to be fine.

(01:06:13):
We'll figure it out, figure it out.
Hopefully I don't have to make that decision, you know what I'm
saying? Because it's two days.
It's two days, you know, we'll figure it out.
But also that other thing about the flight thing is 100% true.
So whoever, whoever I'm technically there for will get
my services. I'm out here like Dingo, what's
his old Mercer? That's who I'm going to be like

(01:06:34):
him. I don't know what time, I don't
know what team he's on. He keeps going back and forth so
I have no idea because on at JCWhe joined GCW but at GCW he
joined JCW so I don't know what the hell.
'S going on. Just figure out who's just.
Show up and pick somebody up andbackflip suplex them off of the
of the stage somewhere or something like that.
That's the strongest dude I've ever wrestled.
Not to go off on a side tangent,but Shane Mercer is the

(01:06:56):
strongest person I've ever been in The he might be the strongest
person alive, matter of fact, but he's definitely the
strongest person I've ever been in the ring with.
It's insane. But.
This was cool. This is cool.
I appreciate you guys. Yeah.
Sam, anytime you ever want to come back, man, always, always
welcome here, man. We want to hear more about the
road. I personally want to hear about
what a horrible time you had in Missouri.
So we got to get you back on down the road.

(01:07:17):
I'm sure I'll. Tell you about this.
I'll tell you about that this. Weekend.
Thank you so much, Sam. Man, you have a great night.
Thanks, Sam. Sam.
Big old Sam. Silo Sam Big Dick Sam Dick
slinging Sam. How many different kinds of
Sam's do you want to go with? Oh.

(01:07:37):
Oh, hello. Whoa, hey, hello.
Hey. Whoa, hey.
Easy, baby. Hey, easy.
Easy. Well, Tony, do you think it's
time? Maybe.
Yeah, I think it's time. Yeah, we'll be.
We'll be back right after I release a couple of these
barking spiders. Oh, is that what we're going
with? Barking spiders.
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That should be dropping in next Saturday or this Saturday.
That's. Awesome, yeah.
Looking forward to it. Been a long time.
Yeah, I've. Been I've been invited to do the
ROH revelry and I just, it's tough for me to find that extra
spot. Like where were we supposed to
do bonus shows yesterday? Oh yeah, that's right.

(01:12:06):
That that didn't happen. I.
Mean it was Father's Day. I had a lot of other.
Yeah. Yeah, exactly.
We'll go with that. When is this hand job going to
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I was going to say I I was busy too, getting a victory Royale.
It's with my birthday buddy. Yeah.
I got a couple. Too Sure, Yeah, sure.
Yeah, sure. Couple 2 this weekend.
Yeah. Sure.
Did anybody notice that the champion there's Jersey Cow?
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(01:12:56):
from the Wizards wrestling school had like, a fucking
suspender belt on? Yeah, I think the weird, wacky,
Yeah, The weirdest part is when the one guy turns and he's got
like, like he's got a nub and then all of a sudden his hand
just appears. That one freaks me out, man.
I I can't go in for that. Watch the girls in the pudding

(01:13:17):
again. Like, there's some wacky shit
happening when they start spinning around.
Gladly, Yeah. I think we all watch the girls
in the pudding. Yeah, dude.
Where do you? Guys want to go, where do you
want to go? Well.
We have a new world champion on Raw, Gunther Hell.
Yes, we do. Yeah.
Did either you guys go back and watch that match or watch that

(01:13:39):
that night or of course. Of course, watch the.
Whole watch the whole episode, man, I realized.
I realized what it is that I love about Gunther.
Clean. His matches are always clean.
He's a phenomenal talent, but there are so few and far
between. When you see any type of

(01:13:59):
bullshit in his matches, he'll lose clean and he'll win clean.
More often than not, he's going to win clean.
But yeah, I fucking, I love the guy.
I, I enjoyed, I enjoyed the match.
I even get rid of fucking Jay's kid though.
Like why? Why is he out there?
Get rid of that kid. I thought there was a thing they
always did. Yeah, get rid of him.
That's what I'm saying. Just get get him the fuck out of
there. I don't need this little bitch.

(01:14:22):
Just. I need that.
I don't need that, I gotta. Say that.
Oh, go ahead. And say, Tony, did you do you
catch it? Did you watch this, this match?
I caught the ending. I saw the kid.
The kid didn't offend me as muchas you.
I'm sure he offended Buck even less.

(01:14:43):
The only, the only thing like that people have been bitching
about, not Even so much that Jaylost, but apparently, and take
it with a grain of salt or two, the reason why they wound up
taking off a Jay and put on Gunther is because they're
trying to do Gunther Goldberg. I.
Don't know how it is. Are we fans of Gunther and

(01:15:06):
Goldberg or are we thinking thisis just a waste of time?
I. Think Goldberg's a waste of
time? See I'd.
Watch it I'd I'd I'd be interested to see how it goes.
It depends on where they do it. Like I could see them doing that
on Saudi Arabia I heard. Saturday night's main event,

(01:15:27):
Yeah. I also heard Saturday night's
Main event, so I could see that too.
As long as it goes 6 minutes, sure.
If that's how Kohlberg wants to go out, go for it.
I still, I still say the the first match where Goldberg beat
Brock Lesnar with the title. One of the fucking greatest
things of wrestling in the past 10 years.

(01:15:50):
The one that went like 90 seconds or whatever?
Yep. Yep, it was exactly what it
fucking needed to be, and it fucking hit all the fucking
tick. Ticked all the boxes.
And the rematch was great too. What, are you going to see Brock
Lesnar do a fucking leapfrog over Goldberg?
Like. Seriously, tell me you fucking
knew that was going to happen. That was insane.

(01:16:11):
I'll. Give.
You that I'll give you that I just.
Don't like I. Just.
Don't like the guy in ring or out.
I'm just not a fan. Why?
Because he Kirk because he kicked Bret Hart.
No, it has nothing to do with that.
I mean, it might have a little to do with that, but mostly it's
he just seems like a fucking prick.
I just, I just, I did. He just he he definitely does
not rub me the right way. He's definitely he's protecting

(01:16:34):
the business, bro. Yeah, he's a Dick.
He's a Dick. He's a Dick.
He's a Dick. He's a Dick.
I know you got you. Got strong feelings about
Goldberg there, Brenda Fly. You think he's a Dick?
I. Mean, I loved him back in the
end, late 90's, the early 2000s,a little bit huge Goldberg fan,

(01:16:54):
but I don't really have much feelings here or there from from
him from his his return to WWE all those years later.
I did love that. Just like Tony said.
I love that WrestleMania match. I defy you to find a better 5
minute match or less than whatever it was 4 minute and
52nd match than that one. So yeah.

(01:17:19):
Any thoughts on the the winners moving on in the King of the
Ring tournament? I knew I knew Orton was going to
be one of them. Like, how is he not?
You find it weird? Do you find it?
It's weird, first of all, to me that they're having these like
fatal four ways to like decide who's going to be in the King of
the Ring. Hey, Buck says he can go 5

(01:17:39):
minutes too. But is it?
Oh. Shit.
Click them all, dude, I don't know, like king of the ring.
It should be like tournament matches, like why can't we just
have fucking, you know, matches where everybody's getting
eliminated? You know how I love tournaments?

(01:18:01):
I'm not I'm the I'm the fucking I'm only I'm the second Tony
that loves tournaments, I guess.But it's just weird like these
fatal four ways. And then it's like, it's a nice
mix of like newer people versus like the old guard, but like
Randy Orton's in a match, Randy Orton's going to fucking win.
Like Alexa Bliss was going to, you know what I mean?
Like. I mean, these are some big four

(01:18:23):
ways. So do you think maybe it's just
so, you know, some of these guysdon't have to take an L or they
can get, you know, get out of itwithout, you know, taking that L
but then. It's like, why put them in that
position to begin with? You know?
That's what bothers me. Like a lot of the times with a
EW, it's like you want to build somebody up, It's like, hey, so

(01:18:44):
and so's here making their debuttonight and then they're in like
a 12 minute fucking 2 commercialbreak match against some fucking
schlub who's going to lose anyway.
It's like, seriously? Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
And I always love seeing the bracket.
I mean, you'll have to see give me a bracket.
And then you get, you know, you get the underdog going, right?
He's he's cooking. You get the the favorite going,

(01:19:04):
he's cooking. So having these these four way
matches kind of eliminates that part of it.
And it was kind of nice going in.
You know, you started a month out, you kind of do your, you
know, your Ross and your smackdown, however you do it.
Back then it was just raw superstars to to get to your
king of the ring. And there was a there was a
story to tell within within that.
And and I think you lose, you lose a bit in, in my opinion,

(01:19:25):
watching it wise by doing these four ways.
I'm not I'm not a giant fan of these four ways.
Yeah, I. Feel you.
Yeah. Yeah, I like, I do like you
mentioned the winners. I like that Roxanne moved on.
I think she's got a big future ahead of her and this will be,

(01:19:49):
you know, even more to put her over so.
Oh, you know what I noticed about Roxanne?
Oh yeah, she doesn't show her ass, Tony.
No cheeks. Fucking a dude.
Yeah. She's more than just, she's more
than just hits and ass, boys. She's talented and she knows it.
OK. Just ask Booker T.

(01:20:09):
Yeah. Sure.
I can't know you. Yeah.
Oh, that hand job. I do still think, I do still
think the tournament's Jade, thewomen's side, it's Jade's to
lose at this point, I hope. I think that's where they go.
I. Hope not not.
Into it? Really.
Not into it. Nah, man, I I don't.

(01:20:32):
Not yet. Not yet.
Presentation's great. I just not yet.
I. Don't think, like I said, I
think I said that's last week. I if she wins the belt, she's
not holding on to it for more than a night.
I would say, 'cause I think Naomi's going to fuck her over.
Gotcha. So.
Did you did you catch any NXT? Maybe that main event?

(01:20:53):
I was out. I didn't get a chance to go back
and watch it. Yeah.
What was it like? What was it?
Like, I don't know, like a million blowjobs, a chocolate
sundae. It was.
It was name. Jasper story delivered.
Huh. Jasper and Oba had had one hell

(01:21:15):
of a match, man. Two big guys fucking hammering
each other. Oh yeah, It was a very, very
enjoyable match. That was that was a about all I
was interested in NXT on on Tuesday, so I did make sure to
catch that match, but they absolutely delivered.
Fucking broke the ring. Motherfuckers broke.
The ring, yeah. I mean, not even not that that

(01:21:38):
that fake the big show Brock Lesnar bullshit either.
Snap the middle rope, right? I, I I'm in on that.
Like when when two guys are going that hard on you know, I
I'm in for that. I've.
Seen what's his name? Keith Lee break a ring before
where he knocked a board out. Yeah, yeah, it was, it was, it
was good, man. I'd, I'd I definitely, I
definitely am into that. And then what was the there was

(01:21:59):
the Blake Monroe. That was the big reveal on on,
Yeah. That's the, that's the name.
Yeah, people. Pissy about that or no?
I mean, everybody's going to be pissy when it's not Mariah May.
People brought up that it's a a porn star's name.
So I, I did see one picture thatwas pretty funny.

(01:22:20):
It said, you know, Triple H saying like, oh, we don't
mention China 'cause we don't want people to find out what
they Google her and then they call somebody Blake Monroe,
who's also a porn star. So Google that.
Interesting, I was I was not familiar with this Brendo fly,
you fucking pervert. I follow a lot of interesting

(01:22:45):
pages is mother. Brendo Fly watching, would she
be proud? Brendo Fly?
No. I don't think she's.
I'm hoping she stopped watching WE.
Lost Tony because he he just googled it.
I. Haven't found shit yet.
Like really her, like now you see it's all NXT now it's like

(01:23:06):
completely. Yeah.
God damn it. All right.
Blake Monroe porn. Yeah.
I'm not. I'm not.
Googling that on the laptop thatI share with my wife.
My step sister is too hot for her own good.
Hot big tits blonde fucks her step sister's boyfriend.

(01:23:29):
She's got a career. I'll.
Write that down. Yeah, but.
I don't even think this is her. Who's Blake Blossom?
Is that the same person? I don't know.
House humpers. My wife and her hot friend fuck
me at open horns. I used to so I used to Tony.
I used to invite people over forfor a movie night and I would go

(01:23:52):
to the I go to the naughty channels and just type in the
description of the movie. I'd be like, this is what I'm
watching. Well, I don't know.
Years ago, WordPress used to track common search terms that
people would use alongside our name, like searching for the
show. And it.

(01:24:13):
Was just like a comedy of like all these inappropriate things
and I'm like who the fuck is searching shining Wizards with
all these keywords? This is what this shit?
Reminds me of like just these. Yeah, dude, I did not see Blake
Monroe anywhere. Like, there's tons of other
things here. Yeah.
Tsunami of Latin ass. There we go.

(01:24:35):
Jeez, the paper. 'S filling up.
Not a not the only thing fillingup bro I'm fucking looking for.
There was one that I saved in myphone.
I know that I did because it wasso God damn funny.
Crypto enthusiast buys Doctor Nakamoto's house with Dogecoin,
then celebrates with sex. What the fuck?

(01:25:01):
All right, I've had enough of that.
You know what? Let us know in the chat if you
want us to read more porn video.You know what, Scott George, I
do not share this laptop with anyone.
There is way too much incriminating evidence on this
game. Way too much.

(01:25:22):
Sometimes you got to, sometimes you got to be careful because
then the ads will pop up on other devices around the house.
You know, I, I, I found the one that I would use.
That was my usually go to the movie that we're watching
tonight. Hot young babes get their tight
clamps pried open by thick crowbars.
What the fuck are we? Doing.

(01:25:46):
Remember that next time Crowbar comes on the show.
Sorry. Mama Brundle, fly not sorry.
Diana, go to bed. My.
Poor mother, she's probably fucking cutting 75 clips that
Matt could put on the show rightnow.
That's not nice. What are you talking about?

(01:26:07):
You're my son. Talking about clams.
I have. Crowbars all.
Good Lord, handsome Kevin, I'm surprised to you.
Oh, man, who's that new guy? And we really got.
To send, we got to send her the link to when Kate comes back on

(01:26:30):
Hey you. Watch it you.
Don't. Send her any links.
Yeah. Oh my God, fucking Kyle joining
in. Did you taste the clams?
Bravo, Sir, I see you that. Sounds about right.
And Al Day joining in, he says more for the porn titles.

(01:26:50):
Oh, see what else I say. I know there's got to be another
one in here. Hey, something you guys can do
on the next tots? And then?
You got a new segment instead ofgetting off the lawn.
Getting off on the lawn. Write that down.

(01:27:17):
Oh, geez, they're so bad. I got one.
I got one. More than one more.
Oh, you want me to? I can get more if you want.
Holy shit. Tight.
Wet holes are broken and stretched as they get pounded by
veiny monster poles. Jesus Christ.
That's Davakato. Hey mighty Maccabees, favorite

(01:27:40):
wrestler there. You go anything, any other WWE
stuff you guys want to want to dig into, want to pry open with
a with a meaty crowbar? I mean, what do you guys think
about the Ron Killings promo shaving his head going to does
that change anything? I know HK, you said you were out

(01:28:01):
on our truth, but now he it seems like he's going back to
the truth. It for me, I don't people scream
that they wanted him back right?They cried and they got their
way. He came back, he comes back, he
cuts his hair and now his character has changed.
I don't understand the idea behind it.
People screamed and cried Pistonmoan to bring back our truth

(01:28:24):
because they love our truth. They love the character, our
truth. He comes back and now he's
portraying a different character.
I just don't know where it goes.What's the like?
What? Where are they?
I got you. It's a continuation.
Our truth love. John Cena.
John Cena stuck it to him once, twice, thrice.
They brought him back. So now he's got to get his

(01:28:47):
revenge. He's not going to be the joke in
our truth anymore. He's Ron the truth killings.
And he's going to fucking make John Cena miserable.
That's why he changed it up. That's this Friday, our truth,
John Cena, but is. It going to, is it going to
work? Are the fans going to get behind
this? I think so they.
Were I think they were pretty behind it when he was given the

(01:29:07):
interview. So I think they just love our
truth in general, whether he's joking or, you know, harder
edged or whatnot. I.
Don't think they do. I don't think they do.
If If they did, his merchant be flying off the off the shelves
and he'd be in a more prominent role.
They love our the character, thethe goofy fun character.

(01:29:29):
Now he's they're not giving us the goofy fun character.
Where is he going to fall? That's that's the situation that
I, I, I see, you know, I mean like, are they going to get
behind him? That's that's what they love,
That's what they wanted. Now he's coming back and either
getting something different. Does the love follow to
something different? I I just don't know that it
does. I'm going to wait and see on
this one. I think you might be a little

(01:29:50):
off with that. I'm I'm hoping you're off with
that. I, I hope I'm wrong with you.
I do. I can completely see it going
the way you're saying where likeafter a couple of weeks it's
like but. Who knows?
And one last thing for WWE, there was a pretty big debut on
main event this week, right? Really big debut.

(01:30:14):
Hikalayu finally making the town.
Yeah. I'm I'm fucking pissed.
They got a bona fide stud and they, they trot him out for main
event. So sometimes if they do this
right, they'll throw them out through our main event, but they
know it's, it's going to go everywhere.

(01:30:34):
And now everybody's already they, they put him in main event
status when he should be in mainevent status, not main event
status. He's main event status.
So that's that's disappointing for me, for me, But is he is he
going to be with the tribe or? I mean, we'll see.

(01:30:55):
I mean, it seems like they got some spots open now, got some
division. Yeah, but they but they just
debuted them and like, you know,like no fanfare.
Like he's Hicaleo. Like that is disappointing.
Yeah, right. Like after all this time, they
probably don't have any hope forthis guy.
They probably don't. Did they follow up on all the
Jacobs solo stuff? I was out on Saturday night, so

(01:31:18):
I didn't get a chance to watch Smackdown.
Yeah, there was some interview where he was doing all gas, no
brakes and what's his nuts was like videotaped or some shit.
I don't care. Let Jacob Fatou lay fucking
waste to him and move on. I don't.
I don't like what's left of the fucking tribal shit anyway.

(01:31:40):
No, you're out solo. Soco is completely changed.
He's he like he went opposite direction of R truth, like he
was like a bad ass and now he's just fucking goofy fucking solo
Sokoa, you know, and who's he got with him?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like whogives a shit?
Well. He's.
Hurt and. Oh, they're both hurt, yeah.
Yeah, they're both hurt. So it's just him and Jeff Cobb?

(01:32:04):
Oh. Boy, Solo and Mateo, all right,
You know what? Make him A tag team and And
that's it. Yeah, anything.
Jeff Cobb does. I'm in.
I'm in. Sold.
So do you think at this point, Jeff Cobb is in a wasted
position? I don't.
So am I supposed to bring a character that nobody gives a
shit about? My fandom of him won't allow me

(01:32:27):
to say yes. I think he's gold.
I, I think he's absolute gold. So put him in in any position.
He'll he'll, he'll figure he's just he's so fucking talented.
He's so put him in the proposition position.
He'll really shine. No, I, I I think he's I don't
know. I I'm a big fan, big fan.
So there's not there's not much he's one of those guys where

(01:32:47):
like there's not much you can dowith him that I'm going to look
look on it and go. I didn't care for that He's a
fucking stud blinder. Bonafide G though.
Blinders. Yeah, he's bonafide.
He's bonafide daddy. That's.
A deep cut. Brendo, you want to you want to

(01:33:08):
move on to what Do you want to talk?
AEW let's move on. Hold on.
Yeah. Sexy chef Haley Davey should be
focused on work, but she prefersto focus on Zach's cock.
Scramble those eggs. This stepmom is a hot ass MILF

(01:33:31):
who likes to share the bed always with her handsome
stepson. That kind of feels generic for
stepmom stepson that's. Generic.
Any more descriptive words? So many good ones dude.

(01:33:53):
Hey. Did you watch some AW this week?
Of course. I did man.
I fuck it. I hate myself for doing it and I
watched it. What?
What do you think, man? I thought it opened strong
osprey and swerve. I thought that was a fucking
banger, no? No, no, no, no, no, no fucking.

(01:34:17):
You have Swerve, right? Who is former champion?
You have Osprey, who's a guy that they're touting as like
their next guy. They go to a fucking time limit
draw. Get the fuck out of here.
What the fuck? Time limit draw Just to have
those jacks come out, Yeah. I don't like the Jack offs, but

(01:34:37):
30 minute time limit draw, you know they went hard for 30
minutes. Oh.
Yeah. But.
Why? What's like what is they've they
do this shit and it seems like they do it frequently.
Why are we why are we wrestling to time limit draws?
What does it It benefits fuckingnobody.

(01:34:59):
I don't know, I, I, I enjoyed it.
I thought it made sense. Like, neither one of them loses
and you know, it keeps the door open for another rematch for
these guys. Yeah, and the fucking, the promo
afterwards pissed me off. Fucking swerve.
Well, I, I, I generally, I, I generally don't mind swerve at
all. But for him to grab the mic and

(01:35:19):
like, oh, I'm so hurt right now.Don't tell me that.
Be fucking hurt. I can see you're hurt.
If you're hurt, don't get on themic.
Oh my God, I'm so hurt right now.
But I know, I know. You're the kind of man that
wants to beat me. Sudden.
Death and then cue the fucking music for the Jack offs to show

(01:35:40):
up and then the then the fuckingthe Jack off Jackson show up.
I I no man, no it. Is the same thing over and over
again with those guys, Yeah. Yeah.
Not. Not not for me, man.
Not for me. And then fucking this Blake
Christian. I'm not.
I'm not a Oh, go ahead, Tony. What do you got?
No, no, no, go ahead. I thought you were going

(01:36:00):
somewhere else. Keep going.
It's fucking Mystico and Blake Christian don't give a shit
about. Right.
Just for what? For M, for MJF to come out and
cut his promo, they do the big fucking banners and all this
kind of and MJF and that. What he's wearing now, he, he
looks fucking ridiculous. They do the banners and he's Mr.
Mr. US AM JF and he gets in the ring calls him fucking sloppy

(01:36:22):
sin Cara like it matters. They beat the shit out of him to
go into a a six man tag with jetspeed.
The fuck is jet speed? Fuck this man I'll.
Tell you. What did speed ball and Kevin
Knight? Wasn't Kevin Knight supposed to
be a guy? It wasn't Bailey supposed to be
a guy. You know what we do?
We don't know what to do with them.
We'll put them together as A tagteam, will call them Jet Speed.

(01:36:44):
Go fuck. They were.
Teaming before this and then Evan Knight went off, did the
best of Super Juniors and now he's back.
Now he's back and he can go go away again.
Give a shit. No, no, what the fuck to do with
either one of these guys? No, they sure is shit.
Bailey the fucking bucktooth barefoot Canadian guy.
Who does that, hey. We found out that that that was,
what was I going to say, the fucking tooth cover.

(01:37:08):
Oh, I know, but it's still funnyto go Boo.
Boo. Boy, Oh my belly.
Hey, fucking hand job. Double T is not here.
Brenda, I don't know if you had a chance to watch it, handsome.
Kevin, can you tell me about Felka and Queen Amidala's

(01:37:28):
Teclaw? Tony Tecla.
Tecla, Tecla, Tecla. Tecla as they said it about 8000
times. So.
Yeah, I got what? What did he put in the text?
What? What exactly did fucking double
T say to us in the text messages?
He said. I almost chipped myself in a
graduation party. Yeah, he.
Just did that. And he showed us a picture where

(01:37:51):
he's doing his laundry. Oh here, Felka VS Queen Aminata
talk about someone not wanting to work with the other.
Woof. Just for Content Monday, you
should watch it. HKI don't know about you like I
know Queen Amanada like took a lot more offense, but aside from
that I don't have any problem with it.

(01:38:13):
I you know, Tony, I watched it. Watched.
It twice, in fact. And Queen Aman not going to work
here anymore. I thought she looked great.
I thought Tecla looked good. I didn't think like they worked.
They worked each other, they worked the camera.
They let things sink in as far as like a ladies match.

(01:38:35):
I would I would probably enjoy watching this one again over the
majority of other women's matches I've seen from them here
recently. I did not dislike this match
whatsoever that I I really enjoyed.
They would take the time to let something sink in and then they
turn to the camera. They'd play the camera, they'd
play the crowd. They were they were working.
Now, were they doing fucking 17 Canadian destroyers and and six

(01:38:58):
Poison Ronas to the ground, to the to the floor?
No, no. And that's part of why I fucking
like this match. I enjoyed this match.
I just didn't like that Amanada took so much offense where
Thelka is supposed to be fuckingdebuting here.
You know what I'm saying? It's another one of those AW
situations. Yeah, but, and again, if it's,

(01:39:19):
if they're, if they're building her up, don't put Amanada in
that spot. You know what I mean?
Amanada's there. She's established.
I I think Amanada's good. You know what I mean?
I think she can go. She's.
Very. Good Scott George makes a point.
Amanada no sold her finish. Yeah, so I saw that originally
before I saw the match, they hada clip out there of her like

(01:39:40):
after the finish, her pushing away the leg of the arms of her
and then she just rolled out to the outside and started walking
away. But I, I was talking to my
brother about this this morning.It was more he felt like it was
more like, oh, you put the finish on and it hurts so bad
right away. You have no choice but to tap

(01:40:00):
out. You might be OK a minute or a
couple of seconds later, but at the time you know if like if you
don't tap out, this is going to.Oh, is that what it was like?
She tapped that immediately. And I thought.
Kurt Henning did that too when he wrestled Bret Hart, didn't
he? Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
I think people were making a mountain animal mole.

(01:40:23):
I'll on this one. I went, I went in looking for
stuff. I yeah, I know the Internet.
That'll never happen. But like you, I I fucking love
Queen Ma Amanala. I think they could do a lot more
with her. I think she knocks it out of the
park more than she doesn't for sure.
So. Yeah, yeah, it was it was not a

(01:40:44):
bad, not a bad match at all. The one thing I will say, and I
noticed it in this in this matchand I'm I'm noticing it more
just in general now. Whoever is pinning their
opponent, stop. Stop.
Getting off of them at 2, it is their job to Kick It Out.
Yeah. And there was a lot of this in

(01:41:04):
that in that match that drove menuts.
And then I, you know, obviously watching a lot of wrestling over
the weekend, I I saw it multipletimes.
It happens all the time. It's hideous.
It's their responsibility to kick out.
It's not your responsibility to jump off of them at 2 it.
Fucking. Sucks, it sucks.
And I that was if there was 1 critique of this match, it was

(01:41:24):
that it was, it was way too obvious.
And there's so many times like if it's a sunset flip or a small
package or magistrate cradle, like you can see them fucking
let go of the hole. Like let them fucking shimmy
before you let them go, you knowwhat I'm saying?
Like bad, it's bad. And it's not AW, it's across all
the promotions. They're all fucking yeah, yeah.

(01:41:46):
Yeah, it's terrible. 100% fucking Brenda.
What did you, what did you thinkabout Tony's?
Not Tony Storm, but God, what's I fucking forget her name.
I can't stand her. You know what I'm talking about.
I fucking hate. It Monet, Yeah.
Monet in ringside eating another.
Giant probably over? I couldn't really tell, but I'm
assuming it was super overcookedsteak ruining another nice cut

(01:42:09):
of meat. I didn't like the app.
I watch that match because I'll I'll watch anything Tony Storm
does. I fucking love her.
In my humble opinion, I think she's one of the best things
going on TV and wrestling today.Always entertaining, always has
great matches. But I didn't like afterwards how

(01:42:29):
Monet gets into the ring and like Tony Storm's like clawing
up at her and Monet just kicks the shit out of her.
Didn't like that. Like.
Are you? Do you like anything that
Mercedes Monet does? I don't mind her.
I yeah, yeah. I think she's been better the

(01:42:49):
last couple of months. Hi.
I think, you know, it started with her, her and when she had
the feud with Statlander. I thought those two knocked it
out of the park. I think, I think she's hit a lot
more than she's missed lately, last couple of months.
Yeah. So I'm, I'm actually really

(01:43:10):
looking forward to seeing that match at the pay-per-view
because Tony Storm on pay-per-view always delivers.
Monet's been better. I'm interested to see see where
it goes. And then they they closed their
summer blockbuster with with another multi man match.
Did you had strong feelings? I didn't.
I missed that one. Good.

(01:43:31):
Good, you didn't need. I went back to watch the women,
so you know. Yeah, and they got the Paragon
and they come out to Adam Cole'ssong and this is this is me.
Definitely nitpicking here, but it fucking drives me nuts.
All of them like stand around him and they get ready.
So they all go boom together andsay Adam Cole, baby.
It sucks, kind of. What they did undisputed years

(01:43:54):
ago? Did you like it then or no?
No, no. No.
No Tony Adam Cole, yes or no? He looks like he's gotten in
better shape lately, but still, he's a no.
Yeah, that's a no. The paragon or just paragon as
they're going by? Yes.
Who's in paragon? It's Undisputed Era minus Bobby

(01:44:16):
Fish. Yeah.
The smart one, the one that left, I don't.
Know about that? Well, he gone, so he's smarter
than the average bear. Are you?
Guys going to are you guys goingto watch the Mexico show next
week? I am.
What's the? MLL Yeah.

(01:44:36):
Yeah, they sold out the arena Mexico.
So, you know, I think it'll be good.
I'm interested to see MJF in Mexico perhaps, maybe get
stabbed or something. Definitely get shit thrown at
him. Is he going?
To make another WWE reference and I this is a while watching

(01:44:58):
because I did watch I watched Dynamite and I watched I watched
collision, I watched all of it What the?
Fuck is wrong, Tony. Tony, help me.
Help me. No, I told you to stop doing
that shit months ago. No, I know I didn't.
I watched it all. I really fucked.
It only lead you to water so many times.
Bro. I know you can really lead a

(01:45:18):
horse to water, but horses can'tfish.
I get it. But.
I. Realized that there's not
there's nobody on the roster that I really connect with and
that's that's what's happened toaid.
You don't want to see bitch and fucking Kenny fight for another
fake belt that nobody gives a shot.
Oh, and then fucking doing the whole blood spewed ringside.

(01:45:40):
Yeah, that was like in fucking that almost invader level.
Yeah, not this fight, but it's. Fucking horrible there's nobody
on the roster anymore. That much I can point at and go
and I like, I like MJF. I've always liked MJFII loved
MJF when he was in MLW. That was the guy I could always
point to and go. That's why I watch.
I enjoy his work. He's fucking lost me now.

(01:46:02):
Yep, Brendelfly, you, you watch man, who am I supposed to
fucking look at and go? That's the guy I like.
They do, guys. They.
Lost break. No, they do dives to the floor
every fucking match. It's like 2005 TNA.
It drives me fucking nuts. Like there's nothing here
anymore that I could really sinkmy my fucking crank into.

(01:46:24):
It bothers me. Brundo, give me something to
sink my crank into. I do no, because maybe it's not
a you know, it's every Wrestlingis not for everybody, so it
should be. I I agree it should be, but

(01:46:44):
unfortunately it seems like TonyKhan's booking for his audience
a lot of the time and I'm watching and I'm a part of it.
I enjoy I I do enjoy a lot of AW, I've been watching.
I'm you. Don't be a sicko you.
Don't be a sicko. Fucking sicko.
I'm looking forward to Moxley and Hangman.

(01:47:04):
I'm looking forward to Tony and Monet.
I am looking forward to Kenny and Okada.
I know they're going to knock itout of the park on on
pay-per-view. No, there won't.
Don't be a No, they're not Okadacan't even they.
Always fucking do. Stop it, stop it, stop it.
Okada Okada's like what he was when he was champion, you know,

(01:47:25):
he, he saves it for the big show, you know, 5-6.
A year. No, it's impossible, dude,
because he doesn't fucking wrestle.
When was the last time he wrestled?
When was the last time Omega wrestled?
Last week it. Wasn't it?
Wasn't too long ago he had a match?
Yeah, yeah. Okada's on TV this week.

(01:47:45):
He's wrestling Mark Briscoe, I think.
Oh, bitch. Fucking love Mark.
Bitch. There's a guy to sink your teeth
into. Mark Briscoe.
He. Fucking loses every match, yeah.
But he's still, he's one of those guys that can lose every
match and the fans are still going to fucking love him, they
put. Them in the fucking six man tags
and the eight man tags and the 10 man superstar tag like a fuck

(01:48:09):
you, fuck you, man. I'm going to watch though.
I'm watching. I love Mexico.
I'm watching it. Yes.
I am still making my way throughAll Star Wrestling.
Jerry Crusher Blackwell has debuted.
We're in like the latter time of1978.
Victor Rivera's teaming with Spiros Arian, now under the
tutelage of classy Freddie Blassie.

(01:48:30):
Oh, there's a lot of good shit going on, dude.
Oh, and Peter Maya Villa and theworld champion Bob Backlund are
forming A formidable tag team, and they might be challenging
the Yukon Lumberjacks soon. I can I can tell you this that
if it wasn't for the fact that Ifinished that micro brawler
show. I.
Wouldn't have watched all of allof AW this week.

(01:48:51):
I I would have continued watching.
All of that that series. Man, it's fucking amazing that
was the. Did you see Moxley's getting
sued? Yeah.
It came out today by who? Haynes for white T-shirt
fucking. Infringement.
No. Apparently two years ago he
pushed some cameraman on TV and now the guy's suing him for

(01:49:11):
damages. I think it was or.
Yeah, injuries and all that kindof shit.
I watched, I watched the clip. It didn't seem like he got
shoved too hard, but yeah, who knows.
Yeah. Might be a, might be one of
those silly bitch types of things, but yeah.
The fact that it's like 2 years later, you know he's.
Getting it in before the statuteof limitations runs out.
Yeah. And Brendo Fly.

(01:49:32):
I mean, you don't know the underlying medical situations
that can that can occur and thatcan, you know, surface over that
time period. I hope he takes them for all
they got. I hope he get the.
I hope he becomes the owner of AW.
Yeah, we'll see. We will.
See, that's what I hope, hey. Guys, how's it going, guys?
Hey, thanks guys. What should we do?
Oh, we got to tell the we got totell the folks about our big

(01:49:53):
announcement. Oh, we have.
A. We have a very big, important
announcement, a huge announcement for everybody.
And it's going, it's a very big announcement.
It's going to change the face ofprofessional wrestling,
podcasting and wrestling as we know it.
Thanks guys. We're so we're so excited.
We're so excited to and we have a great show full of great
announcement. We have great podcasting and and

(01:50:15):
it's going to be a great, wonderful thing for everybody to
enjoy next. Week our big.
Announcement is the announcementwill be next week.
Next week, Yeah. It's going to be great though.
It will. What are we coming get?
Get into some homework, guys. You want to get into some
homework? Yes, please.

(01:50:35):
I want to have this draw on timetonight.
Yeah, we'll do homework then. Homework.
We went to SummerSlam 2005 and we watched Eddie Guerrero.
And. Rey Mysterio in a ladder match
for the custody. Of.
Dominic So I picked this becauseI remembered it being a a

(01:50:57):
fucking match that I loved. I remember this.
This is probably my favorite summer slam card just in
general. I guess the top to bottom is
just fucking amazing. But this one because we just we
got done watching money in the bank, right.
I wanted to see a real ladder match that I really loved and
going into it. You you watch that the the
package, the the pre match package.

(01:51:19):
Oh. Yeah.
And then you realize, like, how fucking outrageous this is.
No, what a ridiculous comment concept.
They're wrestling. There's this in no way is this
ever going to happen. You can't allow you can't be
like, you know, yeah, whoever, whoever will goes up the ladder
there and grabs that they're they're going to have the kid.

(01:51:40):
It's theirs. It's fucking.
But if you remember like the theweekly TV leading up to it.
It was. Pretty intriguing television,
Eddie on the playground, right? The whole, the whole thing.
It was, it was intriguing television.
The match itself. I'm going to let you guys, you
guys tell me what you think. I enjoyed it a lot.

(01:52:02):
I did think that this fucking concept was crazy.
I was watching it with the kid when we were having dinner one
night and he said to me, he's like, he's like, what the fuck
are they fighting for? Because you know, you just see
the fucking case. It's not the money in the bank.
It's not a belt since for custody of Dominic.
He's like that little kid. I go, yeah, he goes.

(01:52:23):
He did this. Oh yeah, they did.
Great. Spots.
There wasn't a lot that was completely over the top and and
all the big spots were awesome. That made sense.
This is very infamous because somebody didn't hit their
fucking queue. And I.

(01:52:44):
Had to go back and research 'cause I'm like, was this the
one or was this a different one?If you watch this on WWE
Network, you don't get the full Eddie Guerrero experience.
No you don't. But if you watch it on YouTube
as it actually aired, oh boy, it's there in all its glory.
Where the fuck is it? Was great though.

(01:53:06):
One thing I did like, Eddie Guerrero went for the sunset
flip in the beginning of the match off the ladder and it kind
of got fucked up, but then Ray went back to it later and nailed
it. So I'm like, even though the
first time it was fucked up, thecontinuity was there because now
Ray fucking bested him with thatmove and he actually fucking

(01:53:29):
nailed it, you know what I mean?So that even that even that
mistake worked in their favor and it was amazing.
That. Bad.
That's odd. Go ahead.
Go ahead. I was going to say that back
body drop they did too when Ray back bodied them off the ladder.
Holy shit how did they not Ray especially How did they not die

(01:53:49):
on that one? The ladder like collapses over.
Oh yeah, when he fell in the thing like 1 of twisting on top
of him. Oh my.
Goodness. The the job that he did selling
when he went for the 619 and hislegs hit the ladder.
Yeah, great job by him. One of the parts that really got
to me was when fucking Dominic gets in the ring and he just

(01:54:11):
starts grabbing the the ladder and shaking.
And they make a point to tell you he's in the crowd with the
fucking social worker. And the there's like the fucking
social worker's just gonna go like, no, go in there, go ahead.
Like the social worker's gonna put a stop to that shit.
Somebody's gonna put a stop to that shit.
And then fucking Eddie on top. What are you doing?
What are you doing, Dominic? I'm your.

(01:54:37):
Poppy, now I'm. Going to learn.
What it means to be Oscar Eros. He was right in the hand of me
raising the hand at him too Amazing.
I like, I want you're going to learn the hard way.
And I I, I wanted him to deck Dominic so bad.
I wanted to see it happen. Obviously Ray steps in, but I

(01:54:59):
fuck, oh man, that that made me happy big time.
And then he just crawls out of the ring.
What is the social worker doing?What is like, why is she there?
Why did you tell us she was a social worker?
Yeah. She's not.
She was fine. One of them was his father and

(01:55:21):
one of them was supposed to be his father.
Like those are my 2 dads. Like you're not going to go to
his two dads. My 2 dads.
On Twitter yesterday, Dominic wished Happy Father's Day to
Eddie. Eddie.
Yeah, he's. So good at that.
What the fuck it was? The match itself, I I I I found
to be super enjoyable. I don't know if I, I don't know
if I still remember it a little bit with rose colored glasses,

(01:55:45):
but I thought it was super enjoyable.
Vicki fucking up really kind of bothered me, but I thought they
did a decent job of hiding it and going back, you know what I
mean? Good enough.
They yeah, it was, it was a goodenough.
It made the match go like an extra 3 or 4 minutes, which you
know, honestly with with Eddie, you put the ladder on top of

(01:56:06):
your opponent like that's it. Like there's no way Ray's
fucking getting out from under there, you know what I'm saying?
Unless he fucking just muscles and pulls himself out like the
wiggling shit is. It was kind of like, there were
a couple of times where it's like Eddie should have fucking
won, but he didn't, you know what I'm saying?
Like. You almost feel like and and

(01:56:27):
they're like, oh Ray, Eddie's never beaten Ray.
Ray is like 6 and O against Eddie and shit and it's like
there's two times where he should have fucking won.
Like Dominic shaking the ladder is going to stop him from
climbing up. You know what I'm saying?
Vicki was standing there yellingat him is going to stop him from
climbing up. And I did feel bad for him

(01:56:48):
because of that fuck up. He's hanging from the fucking
from the fucking briefcase. He wasn't going to take that
fucking bump that wasn't in the cards.
The poor fucking guy had to takethis awful bump.
Oh, by the way, I explained to my son I was just like, you
know, this poor wait, did we lose HK?
Yeah. You broke HKI think.

(01:57:09):
Oh, yeah, Because I see another thing down below.
Anyway, yeah, I told my son I was like, you know what you call
it? And like, you know, a couple
months later, Eddie Guerrero wound up, you know, dying And
like, you know, he had drug problems.
He had demons, This, that. The other thing, my son sees him
walking to the ring, fucking Jack to the gills he goes, yeah,

(01:57:31):
he died because he was fucking taking pills, right?
That's the reason why his heart exploded, right?
Oh boy, but I. Mean, look at Eddie Guerrero in
his time in ECW and WCW, and then look at Eddie Guerrero in
this match and it's like, yeah, the fucking guy was on the
juice. Come on.
Yeah, he's fine. He's fine.

(01:57:53):
Yeah, he's fine. Oh.
Yeah, he was fine at least a couple months.
Yeah, a couple months he did fine.
But God damn it, where the fuck is Vicki?
She, you know, I got to say I'm used to the, you know, the Vicki
Guerrero from years later. This Vicki, it looked pretty
fucking good. Yep.

(01:58:13):
Yep. Yeah, got you there, Brando.
Yeah, I'm, I'm. On Vicki.
I'm out on Vicki. All forms of Vicki, I'm out on
Vicki. Listen, I'm not saying I would
even pass her up today. You got to.
Do it for the story, bro. Yeah, yeah.
I mean, she is a star, right? Out of respect.
God. Yeah, to be places to be places

(01:58:36):
where Eddie was right. I could just imagine, like, oh,
excuse me, There you go. Got to listen to your island boy
there slide. One in there, Al knows his nuts

(01:58:57):
are hanging out under his fucking grass skirt.
He never covers his nuts. Nuts.
There you go, Tropico. That's the ticket.
Eskimo. Brothers with Eddie.
So the match. Guys, what do you Oh, thumbs up,
Yeah. Definitely thumbs up.
They made everything with the ladder.

(01:59:18):
They made it count. So yeah.
As. Fast as a ladder match ever
needs to be too, in my opinion. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. Longest match on the card, but
like just the, the, the, the work rate of it itself, it's as
fast as it needs to be ever. So I was in, I was in.
Who's got Who's got homework next?
Oh. Tony putting me, I'm going a

(01:59:44):
little off the grid with this one.
YouTube is a weird place. I do get recommended a lot of
weird things. I'm going to take you all back
to May 19th, 1984. We're going over across the
pond. We're going to World of Sport.
We got A tag match here. We got Drew McDonald.

(02:00:07):
You may not know who he is, but you sure know his tag team
partner, the legendary Big Daddy.
Take. It on tag team action 2 falls
they say 2 falls, 2 disqualifications, 2 pins.
It's a two out of three falls match.
They're wacky in England. Can I guess his appointment?
Or his opponents. Go for it.

(02:00:28):
Is it giant haystacks you? Will never guess giant Haystacks
tag team partner though. He is the.
Mid world champion. Fit Finley.
Holy fuck. Run now.
Yeah, good. Puma man.
What? Made Fin Finley do you I.

(02:00:49):
Knew he, I knew he's a big thingat that point and they he went
against daddy for a while. He was a big thing in world of
sport. Yeah, so it's on YouTube.
You're not going to get like thetraditional Big Daddy entrance
with this. If you want that, I highly
recommend going to watch anotherBig Daddy Giant Haystacks match.
They're entertaining for what they are, but this thing goes

(02:01:10):
about 13 or so minutes and it's two out of three falls.
Don't hold that against them, bythe way.
But yeah, something something a little different.
I'm curious to see what you guysthink of #1 the British
wrestling and #2 the legendary, I'd say giant Haystacks as well
as Big Daddy. When I say Big Daddy's over as

(02:01:32):
fuck, it's not hyperbole. He is over as fuck.
Those guys put a fucking lot of people in Wembley Stadium and a
fucking lot more. Watch them so well this.
Is Wembley Arena. This is not Wembley Stadium.
Arena. Yeah, this.
Is not the stadium, although youknow, it's it's a main event in
any fucking place in the world. But yeah, completely, completely

(02:01:54):
worth your time. This is this is, this is what
they say the good shit is Yeah, I like.
It I love it and you get a look.You get a look at a very young
Dave Finley's and this is 1984, so this is like a good 10-15
years before we get to fit Finley in WCW, so.
Love it. Yeah, this is what homework

(02:02:16):
should be. Just watching different things.
What do we putting? Another week.
It's World of Sports. Yeah, I.
Like to think that I am the the honeydew on the fruit plate that
is wrestling, to quote the greatJoel Gertner.
Yeah. How do you do me right now,
babe? Oh, yeah.
We got anything else we need to cover anything.

(02:02:37):
Any little tidbits and and things of information or.
No, we need to get to tidbits and bit tits.
Hey, nothing wrong with bit tits.
All tits need love. Write that down.
I got nothing else on my end, Tony.
I don't know why I laughed so hard at that.
I guess because you said on yourend.

(02:02:58):
Yeah, in my end, Brenda, what wegot brother?
Anything left? Anything good who we got next
week? Next week we got dangerous Doug
Gilbert hopping on at 8:30, so that should be pretty
interesting. Guy had an interesting career so
I'm really looking forward to this.

(02:03:19):
The man. Who fucking?
The man. Who put the bullet in fucking
Memphis wrestling once and for all?
Hey, lots of great Memphis stories coming up next week,
that's for sure. I can't wait to ask him about
Ian Rotten. I can't.
Wait to be alone with my baby tonight.
Good shit. Fuck.

(02:03:40):
Yeah, it's good shit. HK, We good to go.
We we wrapping this up. We're good, man.
Wrap it up. Put it in.
By the way, just so you know, the street team SJ and her
fucking goblins, They're, they're haunting.
They're haunting. They're.
Haunting wrestling shows everywhere around the country.
I know Lisa's going to be out and about.
SJ sending out care packages to the wrestle.

(02:04:02):
I don't know. Goblins go gobbles.
You want me to call them Gobble Ghouls?
'Cause I'm no no bugs. No blogs.
What's in the? Blogs.
It's goblin spelled backwards. No blogs really.
Nil blogs you never saw. Trolls too.
No, but you know, Donuts do not backward.

(02:04:24):
I did not at. Least at least you didn't call
them things. That's fair.
That's a. Fairpoint.
And with that, let's cue the motherfucking music.
This has been a production of the Shining Wizards Network.

(02:04:46):
For everything Shining Wizards, visit shiningwizards.com and
don't forget to listen to all the great shows of the Shining
Wizards Network. I guess I'll do the honors
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(02:05:09):
Jersey Cow, Jesse Scott, George David Henry Bowl with the third,
Keith Parker, Michael Hammond, and last but certainly not
least, the fucking OG Kathy Hummer.
Take Me Out HK. At night, Diana, I don't have

(02:05:57):
the soundboard so we could just make up sounds.
Hot shit and fat tits. Bit tits.
Nothing HK really. All right, fuck all y'all.
See you next week.

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